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THE DISCLAIMER: This Week In '23 · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the big show podcast
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  Speaker 2: Or raw doggies four to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks mate good on you man thanks fellas hey guys
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  Speaker 3: g'day mate hey.
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  Speaker 1: Moving forward i've got to do a podcast every time
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  Speaker 1: we go away we should do that eh just a
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  Speaker 1: little 10 minute uh What do you mean? Individually. Just
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  Speaker 1: individually while we're away. We could have been doing a
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  Speaker 1: daily diary, Jase, you and me. Yeah. A couple of
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  Speaker 1: parties coming out. It didn't occur to me until sort
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  Speaker 1: of halfway through the week when I heard Matt Heath's
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  Speaker 1: one that he was doing for.
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  Speaker 2: What, just you guys? That would be shit.
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  Speaker 1: On our own, individually, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, to be fair, mine wouldn't have been very exciting.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think it'd be... But it's the mundane nature
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  Speaker 1: of things.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes. Could have had a hospital chat with you.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit of hospital chat. Yeah, that would be good.
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  Speaker 1: What a break, eh?
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing that thing where you've been away and
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  Speaker 2: you had lots of work on and it was heavy
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  Speaker 2: admin and then you got sick?
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't get sick. I've managed to avoid that.
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  Speaker 1: So what I did was I went down to Wellington,
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  Speaker 1: and let me just say, what a beautiful place. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What a beautiful place. Seven degrees, nine degrees, 11 degrees. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: 120 kilometre out, northerlies.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: I tell a lie, southerlies. Absolutely fucking freezing place. It
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  Speaker 1: is just unbelievable how cold it is. But at the
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  Speaker 1: same time, I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But jeez, man. It was a real shock to the
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  Speaker 1: system down there. So I went down there. Great time.
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  Speaker 1: The wife was working down there, which is the reason
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  Speaker 1: I went down. So pretty much didn't even lay eyes
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  Speaker 1: on her.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And just hung out with the kid. But came back
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  Speaker 1: for an acting job on the Wednesday. Yes. The Wednesday there.
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  Speaker 1: And then... I was watching.
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  Speaker 3: That, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: Flew back on the Wednesday to work on the Thursday
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  Speaker 1: with a view to flying back either Thursday night or Friday,
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  Speaker 1: depending on how it went. Thursday, about 10 in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: get an email. Lead actor's got COVID. We're shutting down
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  Speaker 1: for the rest of the week.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you haven't done it yet?
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  Speaker 1: So it was a complete waste of time.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: But I did a day today, but I still owe
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  Speaker 1: them now two days. Right. So the idea of getting
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  Speaker 1: it all done on the week off is not happening.
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  Speaker 1: Not happened.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird that COVID's still going on. And quite bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's a quite bad version of it.
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  Speaker 3: To give you a stark contrast weather-wise, Mogi, I went
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  Speaker 3: to Sydney and stepped out of the airport there. Da-da-da-da!
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  Speaker 3: 33 degrees.
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  Speaker 1: Right in your face.
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  Speaker 3: 33 degrees.
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  Speaker 1: Fahrenheit.
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  Speaker 3: It was magnificent. And what it did for me is
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  Speaker 3: it made me go, my God, it feels like we've
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  Speaker 3: never had a summer in New Zealand. But it was
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  Speaker 3: hotter than the middle of summer in New Zealand. It
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  Speaker 3: was magnificent.
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  Speaker 2: Let me guess, you want to move to Sydney now?
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  Speaker 1: Nah.
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  Speaker 2: And you've had daydreams of opening a radio studio in
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  Speaker 2: Sydney somewhere?
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  Speaker 3: I will tell you this. I will tell you this.
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  Speaker 3: I did hear a bit of radio over in Australia. God,
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  Speaker 3: it's shit. I've heard that before. I genuinely believe our
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  Speaker 3: show would go great guns in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: It would be massive. Jerry was doing a fair amount
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  Speaker 1: of radio content this morning because he was over in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: And so he was listening to Australian radio and then
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  Speaker 1: stealing their ideas and sort of relaunching them this morning.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny. I don't get to hear it. He was
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  Speaker 1: just saying that he was going to do it. And
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  Speaker 1: then I switched it off. Switched over to the breeze. Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you'd be onto this, Mokey,
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  Speaker 3: in terms of.
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  Speaker 3: What do you call it?
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  Speaker 1: Say.
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  Speaker 3: Because people did it over here. They'd record a show
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  Speaker 3: overseas and then send it to another country. What's that, syndicating?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, syndicating.
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  Speaker 3: Syndicating. Can we do that?
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  Speaker 1: You can do it if there's an appetite for it.
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  Speaker 1: I think you sort of have to get to sort
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  Speaker 1: of peak Hamish and Andy levels. That's right. Weirdly, they
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  Speaker 1: got huge in Australia and then we just got introduced
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  Speaker 1: into New Zealand. I vaguely remember them having a Saturday
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  Speaker 1: show here. But there was a TV show probably first.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, Hamish and Andy, first of all, it's never
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  Speaker 2: New Zealand to Australia. It's Australian people to New Zealand.
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  Speaker 2: Let's change that, Casey. Let's change that, buddy. Hamish and Andy,
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  Speaker 2: the reason they brought them in here is because we
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  Speaker 2: had Rove on TV back in the day where they
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  Speaker 2: had the regular segment.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever happened to him?
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  Speaker 1: He's still going.
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  Speaker 2: He had Rove LA for a while, didn't he?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that was shit.
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  Speaker 2: That was all right.
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  Speaker 3: No, it was terrible.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't actually watch it.
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  Speaker 1: Nice little fella.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he seemed like a nice little fella.
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  Speaker 1: Rove McManus.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a happy version of Jace.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a good-looking version of Jace.
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  Speaker 2: Jace is a McManus as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Are you saying I'm a misery guts, Keezy?
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  Speaker 2: Nah, just joking, Jace.
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  Speaker 1: Just joking, Jace.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're right, though. I think they would love it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we've got this magnificent beast in Studio B.
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  Speaker 1: I.e.
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  Speaker 3: Pugs, man, he could package it all up, fellas. And
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  Speaker 3: they just slotted in some time slot, the drive show
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  Speaker 3: in Sydney.
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  Speaker 2: I love how you're understanding of how easy stuff is
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  Speaker 2: to schedule and stuff. Just package it up. No worries.
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  Speaker 1: Chuck it in a little box and send it over.
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  Speaker 1: We'd have to increase our sports chat because that is
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  Speaker 1: an absolute cornerstone of Australian radio.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a lot of sports chat. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We'd have to bag Shane Van Gisbergen for winning Bathurst.
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  Speaker 1: Do we?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're sick of that Kiwi coming over.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, good. Well, that's good, though. That's a positive thing
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  Speaker 1: that they're saying there. A little bit of Aussie hate
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  Speaker 1: on radio would be good. They'd like that. Sure.
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  Speaker 3: I had a very funny Uber driver over in Australia.
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  Speaker 3: What was his name? Phil, I think.
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  Speaker 1: Rodney Rood.
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  Speaker 3: No, Phil.
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Bloody Wilson.
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  Speaker 3: He was very like Rodney Rood. Phil. Every second word
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  Speaker 3: was an F-bomb for a start, and I went, I
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  Speaker 3: kind of like this guy. And we got into a
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  Speaker 3: chat about travelling overseas. I was saying that I was
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  Speaker 3: over there to see my daughter, et cetera. And he said, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I've done a lot of travel. And he
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  Speaker 3: basically just told me all these stories of how he
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  Speaker 3: went to sort of Southeast Asian countries all around the place,
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  Speaker 3: took massive amounts of drugs and got himself into all
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  Speaker 3: sorts of trouble. Yeah, that's what you want with your travel.
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  Speaker 3: And how he misses doing that, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd agree with that. Yeah. That is a good holiday.
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  Speaker 3: Because usually Uber drivers are quite concerned because they've got
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  Speaker 3: to sort of check you out a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: They're concerned about the score. Well, we might get into
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  Speaker 1: that in the show about the Uber driver that I
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  Speaker 1: booked my mother from the airport yesterday. That was a
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  Speaker 1: good time.
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  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. When I read that, I was just like,
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  Speaker 2: that's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: That is unreal, yeah. And I'll tell you the conclusion
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  Speaker 1: to that.
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  Speaker 2: Marge would not be happy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, filthy with her head sticking out of the sunroof.
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  Speaker 1: Because she's a giant, eh? Because she's seven foot eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And anyway, what else happened this week? So, yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: was good. Down at Welly there and couldn't go and see,
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  Speaker 1: my daughter couldn't go and see her cousin who's a
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  Speaker 1: couple of years old because he was sick. He had
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  Speaker 1: like a bad flu and it just went day after
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  Speaker 1: day after day. We ended up, we were there for
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  Speaker 1: a week. We never got to see him because he
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  Speaker 1: was so sick. Just said, I don't really want to
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  Speaker 1: get it. I don't want the kid to get it.
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  Speaker 1: And then on the last night we were there, Zah's
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  Speaker 1: mum came around who lives with them and was sick
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  Speaker 1: and gave it to us.
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  Speaker 3: Disease. It's all good times, man.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sick?
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  Speaker 1: Nah, nah, I'm all right. No, not all right. Smith,
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  Speaker 1: you know what? Yes. Oh, my God. Unreal. So I've
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  Speaker 1: been awake since 2 a.m.
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  Speaker 3: Good times, eh?
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  Speaker 1: It's been pretty good, and I'm hoping tonight she'll sleep
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  Speaker 1: all the way through. That's my dream.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's good listening.
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  Speaker 1: And it's live. What are you listening to there?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, me? Oh, sorry. I was listening to the Radio
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  Speaker 3: Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Four to seven weekdays. Yeah, that's quite specific. And
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  Speaker 1: I heart radio. What?
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  Speaker 2: Cheers.
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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Did you get that, Keezy?
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  Speaker 1: What's that, man?
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  Speaker 3: Get a bit blocked up and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do, actually. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you've heard me be nasally, but when I
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  Speaker 2: get snotty.
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  Speaker 3: Right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not that nasally, am I?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, quite.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, big weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Well, not a big weekend. A reasonable one on Saturday night. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: a pretty big one. With my whanau down in Tauranga
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  Speaker 2: celebrating my brother passing his apprenticeship.
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  Speaker 1: Sweet. Yeah, boy.
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  Speaker 2: And me and dad and mum.
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  Speaker 1: What's his apprenticeship in? Nana.
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  Speaker 2: Mechanic.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so there's two mechanics in the family.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that is sick.
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  Speaker 1: Don's not a mechanic. And a black sheep.
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  Speaker 3: Because he can help you.
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  Speaker 2: He does all the mechanical stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Your truckie.
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  Speaker 2: Dad does with my truck. Dad does the sort of
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  Speaker 2: body side of things, the panel beating and the fabricating.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then my brother's the mechanic.
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  Speaker 1: And you take the photos.
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  Speaker 2: And I take photos and film them.
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  Speaker 3: So Schmidt.
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  Speaker 2: And talk about them on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I found out that my daughter, who has that
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  Speaker 3: magnificent car that I got for her. Oh, the Tita.
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  Speaker 3: The Tita with the leather interior. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Which we're saying now is yours.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but actually I did give it to her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Reluctantly and sadly.
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  Speaker 1: You're a backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the good news is there's about a thousand more
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  Speaker 2: of them for sale right now.
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  Speaker 1: Not like this one, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Not like this one. Come on, man.
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  Speaker 1: Keezy! There's not two people on the face of the
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  Speaker 1: earth who would do that, who would waste their time
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  Speaker 1: doing that to a teeter.
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  Speaker 3: But she's got a new job and she's been given
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  Speaker 3: a van.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even need it.
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  Speaker 3: And so there's that magnificent teeter just sitting there.
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  Speaker 1: Gathering rust.
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  Speaker 2: No, accumulating value.
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  Speaker 1: Going up, man. No doubt.
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  Speaker 2: A classic like that.
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  Speaker 3: Totally, man. So I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: I love that someone, when they ordered that teeter in mid-2000s,
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  Speaker 2: asked for it with brown leather. Because that's not a
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  Speaker 2: factory sort of thing. You would have had to specifically
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  Speaker 2: order that. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. I gave it a Google. And it exists,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Boy, does it.
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  Speaker 1: Does it add more comfort? I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it would.
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  Speaker 3: I hate. I'll be deadly serious.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The most comfortable car seat I've ever sat in.
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  Speaker 1: But you've your whole life sat in shit boxes.
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  Speaker 3: I've had. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I've never. I'm
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  Speaker 3: trying to think of the flashiest car that I've had.
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  Speaker 1: That'll be it. And you've gone away.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that probably would have been it. But I sat
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  Speaker 3: in it and just went, ooh.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh la la, five grand. Feels good.
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  Speaker 3: Got a bit of a half mongrel going. Come on, guys.
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  Speaker 3: What's wrong with you, man? Come on, brother.
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  Speaker 1: We're back.
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  Speaker 2: You've had a successful career in broadcasting, mate. Hopping in
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  Speaker 2: a teater shouldn't be like the height of luxury for you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I like it. I like a man of simple taste.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the same. I've got a couple of trucks. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure they're the envy of everybody on the street. But
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  Speaker 1: they're not as expensive as they look.
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  Speaker 3: But just on the successful broadcasting career, Keezy, by that
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  Speaker 3: you're insinuating that I've been massively paid.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: And that is quite a big assumption. I can assure
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  Speaker 3: you that's not the case.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I spent the entire week driving an electric vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, how did that go? Reviewing it.
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  Speaker 3: I like.
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  Speaker 1: I like.
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  Speaker 2: No, my dad and my brother, who are just like adamant,
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  Speaker 2: against EVs. Mechanics, they both do drag racing. They have
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  Speaker 2: old V8 cars.
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  Speaker 1: We all do.
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  Speaker 2: I've got an old V8 truck as well. That they
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  Speaker 2: made for you, yeah. That we restored together as a family. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you're truckie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone took turns at driving it,
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  Speaker 2: even my dad.
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  Speaker 3: There's cool mogi.
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  Speaker 2: Jase, no one can see who you're talking about. It's
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  Speaker 2: just a random guy outside the studio.
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  Speaker 3: Having a diary.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone in my family drove it and had a go
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  Speaker 2: in it and came to the conclusion that they really
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  Speaker 2: liked it.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: And it was awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Did it have a leather interior?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Here you go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it had like semi-leather because you don't want the
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  Speaker 2: back of your chair being leather because you sweat. So
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: on the sides, it's leather. And then in the middle,
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  Speaker 2: it's like fabric. And it's like fully electric.
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  Speaker 1: It's epic.
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  Speaker 2: A video for that will.
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  Speaker 1: Come out in a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Is that if you get like a sweaty nose?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or if you're driving heaps, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Because you don't want to ruin the leather with a
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  Speaker 3: sweaty nose.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it shouldn't ruin the leather if you're sweaty, unless
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  Speaker 2: it's fake leather, which your teeter definitely has.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: Do you guys want to hear a funny story? Yeah. Sure, man.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: When I was doing filming on that show, and I
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: have to wear a, they call it a dancer's, do
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: you know what this is called, Jase? I don't know
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: if you've had to wear one of these before. Is
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: it the thong? A dancer's thong, maybe it is. Skin colour?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I've worn one of those.
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  Speaker 1: It's a G-string. And I had, it was a long day.
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  Speaker 1: It's a long day in that bastard.
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  Speaker 2: Just in that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, there was other things going on. Yeah. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was on all day. Right up there. It was
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  Speaker 1: sort of the part, the string was really more of
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: a rope. It was like a cord. It was really fucking.
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  Speaker 2: Like a shoelace or something?
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  Speaker 1: No, rope.
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  Speaker 3: Thick, wow.
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  Speaker 1: It was thick as fuck. It was not enjoyable at all.
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  Speaker 1: And the costume person said, oh, you'll forget about, you know.
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  Speaker 3: You won't notice, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Not true. I thought about it all day. Right. And
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  Speaker 1: then at the end of the day, had to get changed. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I just chucked that in the laundry. Of course, it
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: had been spending quite a lot of time in my arsehole.
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: Pugs is looking really horrified by this.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: And so I couldn't just put it in the wash. Right.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: I had to take it with me. I hid it
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: and I put it in my pocket and I took
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: it into the portaloos and I gave it a hand wash.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: And then took it back and they're like, why did
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: you take that? I said, we don't need to get
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: into it.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we won't discuss that.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: I think I've told you guys a story.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Hang on, also, just quickly. Don't you think that's considered?
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: That is considered.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: But also that they're obviously reusing them.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I think it would have my name on it
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: and I will use it again next time. Right.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: It'll be with my costume.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: I had this for my one and only sex scene
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: in a short film I did.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Very short.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: I was given... And I think I've told you guys
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: a story, a hand-on-heart true story.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: A similar thing.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: You've got a massive full mug.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: A thong, a brown sort of, you know, skin-coloured thong, right?
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: And I put it on, and it must have been
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: a woman's one because literally my balls were hanging over it.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: I'm not lying.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: You told me you had it on backwards. My legs
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: on each side of a horse.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: So my bullos was sort of, and I swear to God,
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: the wardrobe department, they split it and put like this
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: elastic thing in the middle so that it gave me
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: more coverage for my massive member.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Would you say that you've got huge balls? Because that's
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: a balls issue. It's got nothing to do with you.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I don't have big balls.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't say my balls were big.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: No.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: But. What about your.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, certainly.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Don't try to convince everyone you've got a massive penis again.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Certainly other areas, you know. I don't want to get
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: into details.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do. But, you know. What about your two scrotums?
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: So you had one scrotum sitting on either side.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: And that was pretty humiliating too, actually, having to wear
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: that in the scene, especially when. You know, you're bumping
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: and grinding.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: The part that I found humiliating about it was because
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: now they have intimacy coordinators.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: And that's what I find humiliating. Because I'm sort of
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: the one that's being intimate, as it were. So it's
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: very much focused on, okay, so everybody, Mike's been very
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: vulnerable in this moment. And I'm not ridiculing them for
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: what they do. It's an important job for somebody that
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: is worried about it. And so there was quite a
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: lot of people on the scene, and I just said, look,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: the only thing that makes me uncomfortable is constantly being
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: asked if I'm okay. So if we could just never
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: mention what's going on, and if I've got a problem
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: at any stage, I'll let you know. I'll let you know.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were like, okay, that's good.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Were you all good, though?
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as good as gold.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sweet.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Loving it.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: So good, fellas.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Welcome back.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Thanks, mate.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Your Hauraki Big Show Keezy Word of the Day is.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Skidmark. We're back, Pugs. We're back, baby. Package it up, Pugs.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, boy.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Package it up, fellas.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Hey, Jase.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Pardon? Huh?
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Don't forget, send all five Keezy words for the week
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: into the Hodoki Big Show and your cell phone number, Jase.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, because we didn't do it.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: And your cell phone number, and we could call you
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Monday with a prize. Also, follow us on Instagram, MrMikeMinogue, HoityJ, ChrisKeyNZ,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: and call me Pugs. Yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, thanks, mate.