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❄️ RHOSLC in San Fran: Amy Tries the Blind Lip Liner Test, Emily Dresses as Lisa’s “Wand” & this Podcast Gets Weird · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, darling. Drama, darling. Drama, darling.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Welcome back in, darlings. It's a Salt Lake City kind
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: of day, and Emily DeResis is here to join me
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: to discuss that. Emily, I You look unusual today. Who
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: are you wearing? What are you wearing?
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: Unusual, by that you mean the best I've ever looked.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: Getting ready for Halloween, giving the darlings an idea or two.
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: I am Lisa Barlow's wand and or Bronwyn's dildo.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: Oh my, wow. That is gorgeous.
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, look at this. She's shining bright. She's wiggling
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: as such. My goodness. Congratulations. You know, it was a
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: surprise to me. I just like connected with Emily. And
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: then she was like, do you know who I am?
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, ah. I'm like thinking back to the episode.
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like, was it the lady in the old curiosity shop?
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: Was it? Got your vibes? You guys got vibes at home?
• 1:24
  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey!
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: Woo!
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: That's what I like to call the big oh!
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: Wow!
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: That lady was ready. But no. In fact, Emily has...
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: Those of you who are watching over on the Patreon, enjoy.
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: It's a feast for your eyes. And those who are not,
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: let me explain for the ears. From top to bottom.
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: Headphones are white today. So we've got white on the top.
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: We have a white, white blouse and kind of like a.
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: The funfetti. That's what she likes. She liked the funfetti.
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: And she's like, oh, great, a dildo with funfetti. The
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: funfetti look I love.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, it does. It had the funfetti on it.
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: And your shirt does look like funfetti. And then she
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: has a very pink wrap around her midriff, if you will.
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: For the base, this is where Lisa holds on to...
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: To make her points.
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  Speaker 5: No.
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: You were at the biker bar. You were at the
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: biker bar. I was at the biker bar. She was
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: thinking about the biker bar. And I was... And John
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: wanted to go to the biker bar. And Henry isn't
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: allowed in biker bars.
• 2:37
  Speaker 3: The dildo just was like... Like every time. Because it
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: doesn't stay still. It doesn't.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't.
• 2:45
  Speaker 4: And, you know.
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: Lisa Barlow is an icon. I mean, any episode, take
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: it or leave it, she is going to give something
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: that no other housewife will give. And that is why,
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: you know, if you love her, great. If you hate her, great.
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: She is an icon for housewives. And I'm happy to
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: have her, you know. The way she was putting on
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: that lip liner. And we've seen her do this before
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: without a mirror. I mean, she's made it quite clear
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  Speaker 2: that she can do this. But that did last a
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: long time.
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, this is coming off Ultimate Girls Trip.
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like, she just was studying. She was a student
• 3:26
  Speaker 3: at the foot of Teresa putting her makeup on. Remember,
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: she was like, I love that. How do you do that?
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: And Teresa's like, uh-huh. Thank you.
• 3:40
  Speaker 4: Can't talk right now. I'm doing my makeup. what are
• 3:45
  Speaker 4: you doing on my feet stop get get off the
• 3:47
  Speaker 4: floor what are you doing on my feet lisa.
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: And angie was said to look i thought it actually
• 3:53
  Speaker 3: did not look bad.
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  Speaker 2: At all that's because we're far away and like the
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: camera's picking it up imagine what it looked like in
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: person it looks great to us is what i mean
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: in person i absolutely there's no way it didn't look
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: ridiculous because of the amount of times she went over
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: it there's no way it didn't look out of control.
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I loved Angie coming at her, too.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: That was really good. And I'm just like, well, you know,
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: it's different because Lisa thinks that she can just keep
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: going because it's such a nude, neutral shade. Apparently, it's
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  Speaker 2: not so nude because you can even do too much
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  Speaker 2: of that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, like, remember... Lisa telling us that she has to
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: have glam every single day because she's legally blind and
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: can't see to put on the makeup. Yeah. And I'm like, well, clearly.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: That was just an excuse, you guys. What happened?
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  Speaker 3: Because I could never in my whole life do what
• 4:56
  Speaker 3: she was doing. Like I'd have to be looking in line.
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: Like if I just sit there, I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think I could do it like that. I'd have to
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  Speaker 3: definitely be seeing what I was doing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to do it right now. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: do it right freaking now.
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  Speaker 3: But you're looking at yourself.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to look. I'm not going to
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: look at you, Emily.
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  Speaker 3: She's looking. Darling, she's looking.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't even started yet.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: She's looking.
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  Speaker 2: And what you see here is kind of like a
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: mauve sort of lip liner. This actually works out great
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  Speaker 2: because I didn't put on any lipstick. I put on
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  Speaker 2: a gloss, which doesn't have color. So I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: take that off.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. You're going to have to narrate, okay, Emily? Because
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: this is a podcast. People listen. They don't necessarily watch.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't want to exclude the listeners.
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  Speaker 3: No, I understand the medium. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So what am I doing?
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead. She's dabbing her mouth. Okay. Thank you. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard to not look. Okay, Molly Ringwald. She's putting
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  Speaker 3: the lipstick in between her boobs. And then she's putting
• 5:58
  Speaker 3: her head down. And she's able to put the lipstick on.
• 6:02
  Speaker 3: without touching it, and we're all impressed.
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: You know, I just stopped for a second, and it's
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: not as hard as I thought it would be. Like,
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: I really feel like I'm doing a good job. Now
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: I'm going to keep going because I feel like I
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  Speaker 2: didn't get this side enough.
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: Emily, talk. I'm sorry. It's like I can't help. I've
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: turned into Lisa, and you're Teresa.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 5: You're right.
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  Speaker 2: You're so good at that. It's like when you're watching.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: And I can't.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: It's mesmerizing to watch people do makeup. Remember the makeup
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: tutorials that we were all obsessed with on YouTube? People
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: would just watch.
• 6:35
  Speaker 3: And watch them. I still am.
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: Do you remember?
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: She's putting it back on. She's going in for round
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: six of the line. And she's hugging ever so closely
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: to the bottom of her chin. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 3: tell her. She's totally missing. Oh, my gosh. That's a
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  Speaker 3: lot of liner.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: No, just kidding. Okay.
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: All right. So I'm done. It really looks not good. Like,
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: I couldn't tell just by looking that it is not great.
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: Although.
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: It doesn't look bad.
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  Speaker 3: And it's within the realm of your lips.
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  Speaker 5: It is.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm going to get in closer because I think
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: what I'm looking at is... Okay. I'm getting closer to
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  Speaker 2: the camera.
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  Speaker 3: See, guys?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: That is not bad, Emily.
• 7:21
  Speaker 5: I think.
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  Speaker 3: It's not good. But, I mean, yeah. No, it's not
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  Speaker 3: bad either. Ah!
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  Speaker 2: That's just my first time out. Now think about Lisa.
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  Speaker 2: She probably has done this for like 15 years.
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  Speaker 3: I guess so. Because I was really under the impression
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: that she had no concept of doing makeup from what
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  Speaker 3: we've learned from her.
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  Speaker 2: She has been forced to do her lips because when
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: glam leaves for the day, they left. You know what
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: I'm saying?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: So you have to reapply. So out of, yeah, this
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: is definitely unbalanced makeup. Now that I have a mirror,
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  Speaker 2: this is I would not leave the house like this.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's not it's not bad for a blind, a blind bake.
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  Speaker 3: If this was bake off and we weren't allowed to
• 8:07
  Speaker 3: see ourselves put makeup on for round two. Yeah. Then
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  Speaker 3: you would I would definitely probably you would win the
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  Speaker 3: blind bake. makeup challenge good job but good job talking
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  Speaker 3: like you're doing a really good job she was just
• 8:22
  Speaker 3: talking because I was reapplying and I.
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: Appreciate it uh-huh this is what it's like imagine what
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  Speaker 2: it would be like on QVC you couldn't just stop.
• 8:33
  Speaker 3: What do you mean you can stop there there's commercial
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  Speaker 3: like there's break they cut away Oh, I understand. I
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  Speaker 3: understand what you're saying. I thought you meant what if
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  Speaker 3: something happened and you had to do your lip liner
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  Speaker 3: on QVC.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. You guys. This is my favorite podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Emily is dressed like a dildo and I am putting
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  Speaker 2: on lip liner blind for a podcast that people can't
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: see unless.
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: You subscribe to Patreon.
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so that's that. I do need to put on, like,
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: a little gloss over this because what happens, obviously, you know,
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  Speaker 2: with lip liner is just the liner. It's not the
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  Speaker 2: lips in between. So it looks a little weird.
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: And now what Amy is doing is Amy is, she
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: has left. She's shut down her computer. Oh, yeah. Here
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  Speaker 3: we go. A highlight on the bottom.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to do this.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah. With Barlow, I noticed that, like, I didn't
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: think it looked like, you know, I've been noticing more
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  Speaker 3: and more like Teresa's lips and secret lives of Mormon wives.
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  Speaker 3: They all go crazy with the lip liner. And I
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  Speaker 3: thought that's what Lisa's going to do.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: Mormon.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: A couple of things. One, Lisa's going to get hopefully
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: a brand of lip liner. That's what I think that
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: if she's putting it out there like this, I think she,
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: it's going to be great. She's going to get a
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: lip liner. And I think there's going to be like,
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: it's going to be a mirrored lip liner. So it's like,
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: if you can't do it, like I do it, here's
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: the mirror. So you can see yourself or like, no,
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: you know what? It could be like a lip stencil.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: You just put the lip stencil over your lips and Uh,
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: and then just like it pushes on. So it's not
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: really your lips. It's Lisa Barlow's lips over yours. Oh, anyway,
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: secret lives of Mormon wives, which I just binged. Um,
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: episode is coming out soon. It's a recap with your
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: Bish therapist and we almost went two hours. So we
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: had to break it into two parts, but basically, I know.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: Because I told you, I was like, Amy, I don't know.
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: We were talking about it. I was like, you've got
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: to get the therapist on this.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: Emily's like, I.
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: Can't do this.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: We can't just laugh through this. This is not funny.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm glad that you did that because Taylor is, oh, Taylor-ing. Taylor! Taylor! No!
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: Stop it, Taylor! What are you doing, Taylor? Save a
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: rose for me, Taylor!
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, speaking of And bringing it back to Salt Lake City,
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: Chase and Justin were hanging out.
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: No, I wasn't done with Mormons.
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not done talking about Chase and Justin.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: You wanted to bring it back to Salt Lake City,
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: and I said I was hopping over Mormons.
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: I know. I actually did. Let's meet at the Swig
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: in the middle. Go ahead.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: I did mention that to the Darlins yesterday.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: Justin and Chase.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Justin.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: You don't fit, my brother.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: No.
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: Sorry. No, no, no.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: And you're not a bad boy. You're not like a
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: bad boy dad talk guy. You're just not.
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: Well, no. I mean, he's actually probably legit beyond that
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: point of his life, but yeah.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll see what happens. Yeah.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: Anyway, let me swing back over. Swing back over?
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: No, swing.
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: Swing. Ooh.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: This is either the worst podcast episode or the best.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: Okay. So then, but Secret Lives of Mormon Wise, you know,
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: I love them all. And they all are going through
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: so many, so many difficult things. And it's hard to watch.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: And it's a lot to talk about. And in their
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: strive for perfectionism, these boob jobs are phenomenal. too much
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: and they've got to stop with these boob jobs, you know?
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: There's, they're not going well. And I don't think that
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: they're going to turn out great in the long run.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: And I'm just really concerned.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, that's the only thing that, that was
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: the only thing. Yeah. I, I kept being distracted. I
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: kept being pulled out of Taylor's death spiral to be like, what,
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: There's another set of wild ass boobs out of nowhere. Yeah.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know where all these sets are coming from.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: It's like I'm playing cards with a, with a boob deck,
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: you know, just like dealing me boobs left and right.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what? I got another matching pair.
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: They have to be going to the same ones. They
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: are going to the same doctor because they all look insane.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: They do. Yeah.
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: And Michaela, didn't she take hers out? I feel like
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: somebody took hers out and I think it was Michaela.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: She's the only one that was like, I, you know,
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad I got mine out, blah, blah, blah.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: So good for her. And it's not that I'm against
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: fake boobs, like go for it. It's just that like, just,
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: you know, you want quality versus quantity in that department.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: That's all.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: And the other thing is that they're so young. On
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: the flip side, they've had 18 babies. So I guess
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: I understand that.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: Yes. I have no problem with the surgery doing it
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: in general. I'm saying, man, if you guys are all
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: going to the same doctor, maybe don't do that guy
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: or gal. Because it just doesn't. Also, we're seeing like
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: the cleavage in confessionals and that's just like hanging like that's.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: And you can just see it looks so old.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: You know when you're wearing a blouse that's just a
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: little too small and it's like pulling in between the buttons?
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: That's kind of what it's like, you know?
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like Brittany's reunion dress. How
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: dare you?
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: At least you didn't come for my boobs. I got
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: my mama, mama, makeover, my mama, mama, makeover. I got
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: my baby back, baby back, baby back.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: She does look great. I saw a picture of her
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: like from last week and I was like, okay, it's
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: coming together.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Jax in the comments, it's all fake. It's all AI.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, I didn't think she looked bad anyway. I'm just
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: saying there were a lot of people talking about it
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: after the reunion, and I'm like, you know, maybe it
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: was just the dress, everybody.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Well, she probably still had those gosh darn tubes still
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: in there.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Hi, y'all.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: I know I got my tubes out, but I put
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: them back in.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: For the reunion. Yeah.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: So we are here to talk about Salt Lake City.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: It's just that not a lot happened, and that's fine.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: I'm excited to talk about it. I love this show.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: You know what I don't love? Here's what I don't like.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Stop coming for Meredith's wig. It's not funny.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: It's weird because they all wear hair pieces. Yeah, I know.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: It's basically the same thing.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: I don't get it.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: I don't get it either. Heather is in her confessional,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: and she's like, Bronwyn's got us going on this scavenger hunt,
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: and she's sending them here, there, and everywhere, and under
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: the bridge, and over through the sea to the Alcatraz prison,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: and the only thing that's going to survive is Meredith's
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: wig because it's so synthetic. It's not funny anymore. But
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: it was funny when they showed her in makeup brushing
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: out her wig in the hotel room.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Now that was funny because it's subtle and it's for
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: your eyes. It's not for your mouth. Keep your mouth shut.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Keep your eyes open.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I think that there's two factions. There's the Heather side,
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: that crew, and then there's the Meredith Lisa side. And
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: the Heather side thinks everything that Meredith and Lisa do
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: is is deceitful and they're lying and they're hiding everything
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: and so they just keep going for it even though
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: if they asked her she'd be like yeah it's a
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: wig what.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: Right they asked her but she's like heather just is
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: like i can't believe under that wig are all the
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: secrets from season three all the answers to everything we've
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: ever wanted is under there the person who gave me
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: my black eye it's under there.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Everything.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: But we do have to thank Heather because if it
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: weren't for Heather, thankfully she had the game where everybody
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: last season dug out their phones and was able to
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: all say the worst things they've ever said. And then
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: everything was fixed. And now we're best friends, locking arms,
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: walking down the streets of San Francisco.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Healing the nation.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Hulling.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: It's a hulling. Did you catch, by the way, when...
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: They were at the vibrator museum. And she's like, do
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: you use vibes? Do you have vibrator? And Lisa's like,
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not into promiscuity. I'm a germaphobe.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Germaphobe was great.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not into promiscuity. What? A vibrator.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Well, promiscuity is notoriously known for having the most bacteria.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Okay. Your Honor, the question was, Do you use vibrators?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Well, I am not into home appliances. That's John's department.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, that's the right answer, but not to this question. No,
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: do you use vibrators?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: No, I'm lactose intolerant, so.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, but do you use like a vibrator? A vibrator?
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm... I actually am not allergic to dogs, but
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I am to cats. Just everything but.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I love that. That really, I did kind of feel
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: bad for them. It was so awkward for them coming in.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: It was like, Meredith was just like, if you could
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: just hear, like her body was making these noises.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Like a vibrator.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: When they were on their way.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: They were in the car and she goes, I wonder
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: where we're going. So phoned in. I was like, OK, girls.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: So why don't you guys just talk about how you're
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: curious about like where is Bronwyn taking you? Like maybe
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: talk about what your guesses are.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: OK.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: OK. Action.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Action.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Wow. I wonder where. How's this going today?
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: That was it was fun though I mean if I
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: think that they did the best they could with the
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: prank and I think that they we did see them
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: laughing and touching things which was good they came back
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: with gifts loved it yeah um I think that was
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: a home run for them. I think that that could
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: have gone left and then it would have been a
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: way bigger story and a way bigger narrative. And so
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: they were smart to, you know, Lisa and Meredith, well,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: they couldn't have had an aside because they were miked,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: but they communicated through their eyes and were like, we
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: have to make the best of this or else we
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: will have to talk about vibrators at the reunion.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: And they still will. But I think like, Yeah, they
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: had they were going to we are going to enjoy
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: the shit out of this. We're going to act like
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: this is the best thing we've done the whole trip.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: This is our rose for the season right now. Lean in.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: It is somewhat refreshing to have women be like a
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: little bit demure about their sex lives only because it's
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: just like everywhere you go on every show. It's like, yeah,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I love dick.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Woo!
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: You know, it's just like, it's just a lot. And
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: it's like, it's just very performative, if you will. You
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying? And it's, I mean, a lot,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: most of the times it is performative. Like, for example, Gina.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Gina on OC is like, Travis has the thickest penis.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Balls.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: It's like, it's not, oh.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Goes all the time for his balls. It's the balls.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: So she's like, he's got big balls. you get the idea.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, why do I need to perform this again?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I don't. But it's not that funny. And it's just
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: for the sake of working blue.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: I don't mind if it's, if it's real, if the
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: joke is there.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: But when we're just seeing everybody lock into it at
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: 10 on it in every franchise, like being like, woo
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: woo I just like to your point it's performative and
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: then it gets old but like if it's real then
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: then it's.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Hilarious it's always hilarious when it hits and it doesn't
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: always hit it will hit maybe once a year on
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: a show and that's fabulous you know but anyway I
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: digress so I do find it kind of fun to
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: see Meredith and Lisa just be like my private life
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: and I'm fine with that yeah I agree So you
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• 22:48
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• 22:55
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• 22:58
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• 29:21
  Speaker 2: all 47 tabs in our brain, but perhaps we can
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• 29:32
  Speaker 3: When they went over to Bronwyn's thing and she was
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: talking about Whitney's like, what did you do? Like, how
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: did you dress Bronwyn back then? in the day when
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: she was talking to the shop guy? And back in
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: the day was... The shopkeeper? Back in the day was
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: like 2018. No, it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Wasn't. Was it?
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the timestamps on those photos like 2017, 2018, 2018.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, back in the day.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I would have thought that we were going
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: to be looking at at least like 2012, maybe.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: I have a math. But like. It's less than 10
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: years ago is back in the day.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Also, and she's like, I was dressing in all Dolce,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: just flowers upon flowers upon flowers. I was making my
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: own money. And I was like, oh, OK. So she
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: was making her own money. She must have been making
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: a lot of money if she could afford all that Dolce.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Well, she was working at that financial firm. Remember? And
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: there was some fallout.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I remember.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: So interesting. So it was... All right. I'm just going
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: to leave that here. Don't say anything, you little sex.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Toy.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: No, don't do the voice again.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I love seeing the old pictures of Bronwyn. I love seeing...
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: They weren't that old.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I love seeing the old pictures of Angie and Sean.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: And this was sad, you know, at the very beginning
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: when Angie and Heather were talking about, you know, how
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: her marriage isn't the same. And they're just like, they
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: don't act like married people. And she's telling Heather to
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: keep it to herself. But doesn't someone else know or
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: is it just us? Because she's telling in the confessional.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I think the producers that are in the room and
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: the people.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think like the producers were probably getting
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: a whiff of whatever was going on or Angie told them.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: And then she's like, I'm going to talk about it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: And then they probably were like, well, who do you
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: want to talk about it with first?
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: But when Heather's like, is there someone else? And Angie paused.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, she's not going to say she
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: was thinking about saying whatever we now know about Sean
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: and the affair.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Angie had a very shocking pause because she thought
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Heather knew.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Is that what you think?
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Sean had cheated. Absolutely.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: OK.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Because Heather was like. I mean, there's no one else
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: you want to be with, right? And she's like, oh, no, no, no, not.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Me, not me.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: So I mean, it was like, is there anybody else?
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: And then it was like, tick, tick, tick.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: That's right. Because she thought she was talking about Sean.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. And in my mind, I thought, oh, Angie's
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: not ready to out the affair on here yet. But
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: she's willing to talk about the wheels falling off. Yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it has been going on, I'm sure, for
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: a very long time. Like before she got to this
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: point where they're shooting and in the confessional, I imagine
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: they've been probably living like that for over a year.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Don't you?
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: So she has the strength to talk about it now,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: which is good. This will be good for her. I
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: am really sad for her. I mean, to see her
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: be so upset about her daughter. And I'm just bummed
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: about Sean. I'm just bummed. You know, he shouldn't have
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: done that.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, yeah, I think maybe they've both just
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: grown out of the marriage. But like, I do feel
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: bad about the way they had or she had wanted
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: to be a parent. Now she cannot be that kind
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: of give that house to, you know, like that kind
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: of home. So I feel bad about that. Right.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: That is sad. I mean, I guess that's what it is.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: It's just that like every parent, I'm sure, in that
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: situation is so disappointed when they can't. give a child
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the idyllic situation you know yeah but as a result
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: they'll be happier and so will their child because you
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: just can't have an unhappy home and that's just sad
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: so um but heather uh in that she actually was
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: giving a speech in that situation which she's always good
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: for you know i mean it was good that she
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: was the one that she told because she can always
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: hype up a situation and give her strength and it
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: was interesting how Angie explained how when they first like
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: when they met all those years ago and then they
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: kind of grew up together in a way knowing each
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: other and how Heather has had her journey and then
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: got divorced while Angie then got married and was happily
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: married and all this stuff and now Heather's with this
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: guy and she seems really happy and now Angie is
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: gonna get divorced.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: I did not see Watch What Happens Live, but I
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: did see, I just saw a still from it and
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was AI. Did they do
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: a poll in Watch What Happens where it says, should
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Heather be with Tripp and only like 1% of the
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: audience said she should be? And I just saw the
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: graphic with her in the chair.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. I mean, look. I always say who
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: knows what we want before we know it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: That had to have been a graphic because there's no
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: way that a poll would end up like that. No.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Well, it is how we feel, Heather.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: I would have voted yes. I would have voted yes because...
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: That they should be together?
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Yes. What the hell is wrong with you? Take off
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: just one layer of that lip liner. It's weighing your
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: brain down.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Putting more on. Oh, oh. You know, I just like
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: at first I was really skeeved out because when I
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: first saw a picture of him, I thought it was Brooke.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: So I immediately had a PTSD reaction. I lashed out
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: and I said, don't don't do it. And now I'm like, well,
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: they knew each other before. He was a jerk before.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: She seems happy. Let's just let her.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Aren't we hearing from people that he's like not. Right.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Like he's maybe not. We've heard from like his ex
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: and stuff.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: So basically, you guys, this little sex toy apparently is
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: getting all of the don't do the voice.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I'm having a bad trip. Put me in, Heather. Oh, God. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Oh, God. I, okay, like,
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I want Heather to have a fun time.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you've heard. Okay.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I want Heather to have a good time. But I'm also, like, I,
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: and I was more into Tripp before. Now I'm not
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: so much.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Okay. Because of the things that you've heard.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Yes. Allegedly.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Allegedly, I haven't heard these rumors. And if it's something,
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: if something is following him, which, you know, that happens,
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: it's inevitable, then I will turn away. Okay.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Okay? But in the meantime....
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: In the meantime, just, you know, let her enjoy it
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: for what it's worth.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: What is Brittany's problem? I mean, this little real estate
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: investigator thinks that she has it and she doesn't. And also.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Not once has she had it.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Sorry to quote the infamous housewife that we don't ever
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: really talk about, but like, get off my jock. You
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying?
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: That is just so weird. And she basically, it, she
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: doesn't have all the paperwork from their negotiations and for,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: from their, for their divorce. She doesn't know what's going on.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: There's plenty, probably plenty. There's probably stacks of paperwork that
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: she has to sign. Like, what is she talking about?
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: I don't. Plus like the fact that she thinks that
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: she has like the smoking gun. Cause it's an LLC
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: and Bronwyn said it was, I was just like, sit down, skipper.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: That's what I, I just keep wanting. She's like, not Barbie.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: She's skipper. She's like everybody's little kid sister. Because also,
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: that's where she is maturity-wise, too, in a lot of this.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Great point.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: And I know that's her background because she had a
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: pretty sheltered background in terms of how she was raised
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: in the church. But I'm just like, Britanni, no.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Sit down.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: And I loved... Bronwyn's reaction to some of the questions
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: that she was asked about like, I will show you
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: when I get my blood test back and when the
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: transaction has, when the wires made it into my account
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: and I will send you that. It's like, go shut up.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: You know? So I was really glad that Bronwyn called
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: her out for that. And she was being real sly
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: when she's like, oh, but isn't your name, is it
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: on the LLC?
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Nope. She hasn't done a tink, tink, tink thing yet
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: this season, which is great. The glass tink. But I
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: did a couple episodes ago when they were at her house.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I keep picturing this every time she talks is that
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: her table is really high. It's like up here where
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Shannon Bedore would never. Oh, God. And so she looks
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: really small, like sitting at the table trying to make
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: her big points with Brittany and Heather. And I'm just like,
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: shut up. And now in this episode.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Hey, Garcon, get a booster for this jackass.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just, I don't know. I will never take
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: to her. I don't think.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think I will either. She's had enough time.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: I wonder if she's getting nervous there with Ashley because
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Brittany has still not been asked to wed into the
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: housewives she's still a friend of and here's Ashley.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: She's wearing those friend of garments you know she just
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: keeps waiting.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know it's gotta be weird what does she
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: say oh yeah not no still not a housewife like
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: because it matters to her ever to like when when
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: the contracts all come out and they are all when
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: they when they start filming and she doesn't know she
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: doesn't know and she still isn't.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: My lips look amazing look at these suckers they are
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: really popping gorgeous and they're a little crooked I'm not
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: gonna lie I mean, I have a crooked mouth, but.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't lie either, but you didn't ask me. They're
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: very crooked.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I don't ask opinions from little sex toys, okay? Meow.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: No.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: No, don't meow.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Let's move on. Okay, so... Oh, this was so funny.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: When Lisa and Meredith and Angie were in the car
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: and they were talking about how in the past, when
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: they're supposed to be talking, you know, Girls, talk about
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: this trip. Where are you going? Yeah.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: Bronwyn really, she just, babe, she really does a lot.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: She goes really big for her cash trips, babe. Like,
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: she does really big things, babe. And Lisa's like, what
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: are you talking about? There was no food. There was 17C.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: It's horrible.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: And Andrew's like, oh, yeah. Yeah, babe. And Lisa's like,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: so cheap. This was such there were so many weird
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: moments in this episode that I loved because even when
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: they're told to do something, they're so entertaining.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: When they were doing that, I was like, I thought,
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: are Meredith and Lisa just setting this up for flashbacks?
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: So that I'll take time out of the episode. So
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: they don't have time to show Meredith and Lisa, like,
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: or just be like, you know what we'll do with it?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: We're forced to talk. We're just going to go down
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: memory lane and then it'll be a, an episode of flashbacks.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: It'll be like a best of episode.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: It'll be a best up. Or if this is a
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: slow episode, we'll have plenty to work with. What if
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: they were like, okay, we're cutting together this app and
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: you guys are, I mean, all the apps are bangers.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: This one just, we need to fill in some, you know,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: just some.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Of the gaps.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: So we're going to reshoot this car scene. Uh, we're
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: just going to drive around Salt Lake city. We're gonna
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: put a screen behind it. So it looks like San Francisco.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: And we're just going to tell you to talk about
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: like where you're going. Are you serious?
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, uh, we do the thing with Meredith.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's going to be my earworm for the day.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: I wonder where Bronwyn is having a stone today.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: It's funny. I'm looking at the episode right now on
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: my phone.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: They're actually in the car. This is the spot. This
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: is so funny. I happened to pull this up.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: I think that's where we're going.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Who knows?
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: I guess we're about to find out. Good vibrations.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I guess we're about to go do
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: something interesting.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: That was the best scene in the whole episode. I mean, like,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: so basically, all right, let's talk about the real beef, though.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: At the end, they're at dinner, and Whitney has a
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: lot of nerve. I got to tell you right now. When...
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Ashley is denying that she said anything about Meredith. She
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: is saying to Whitney, if you want to make it
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: up to me because of what you just did to
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: me with the toothbrush, here's your opportunity. And you'll say nothing.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: You'll say nothing. If anything, you'll say, no, she's never
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: said anything about you. But instead, Whitney decided to throw
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: her under the bus again. What kind of friend is she?
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: To Ashley. This is bad.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: It is bad. It just underlines how much Whitney hates
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Meredith and Lisa. Because, like, Ashley coming in here as
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: somebody that's outside of the show really close to Whitney
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: and not respecting that and just fully aligning with them. Yeah.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: There's got to be something way more to, like, bringing
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Ashley on the show and maybe Lisa... did it to
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: like get back at Whitney that she's the one that's
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: bringing her on and not Whitney.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Maybe but Whitney seems to really be happy about it
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: and Lisa if we're just going off last season into
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: the reunion Meredith and Lisa were on an island so
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: they did need to bring somebody on to that island
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: with them and it wasn't going to be anybody at
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: that reunion so they did need to have somebody new
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: come on.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: It's a risk to bring someone on who's that close
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: to Whitney Yeah. So I'd be really interested to find
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: out more about how that came about.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Because ultimately, Ashley's going to have to pick a side.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she will.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I want her to go with the brunettes.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: That makes the most sense to me.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to balance out these numbers.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that totally makes the most sense. Because whenever Mary
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: comes back, she's not, I mean, she's friends with Meredith,
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: but she doesn't, she's not going to hang out with Lisa.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: And Then that's everybody hanging out together.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Except for Lisa and Meredith. Because remember last season, too,
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: there was like a rumor that Meredith was going to
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: get let go.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: She was.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: She stonewalled a lot. But the stonewalling last season actually
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: is working this season in some way. I think because
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Whitney is just looking so bad.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I think coming out of what we know now, like
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: coming out of Ultimate Girls Trip, coming out of the
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: drag brunch and BravoCon with Whitney. Whitney is like on
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: her back foot trying to correct and not doing a
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: great job.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: No.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: And Meredith isn't having it.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: And typically I would be like, get over it. But
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: I think we're all over Whitney's let's start Fesha situation.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: We haven't even mentioned that Bronwyn is holding the snowflake
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: this season. And I keep wondering, like, who's in the center? Oh,
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: she's in the center. She's the center snowflake. Sorry. Yeah.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: So I wonder, that had to be a hard pill
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: for Angie to swallow, seeing how she, like, made it
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: her brand that she's the center snowflake.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. Well, Brittany should.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Whitney's never had it.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: No fucking way. It's like, no way has she ever
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: had it.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: It is the game ball of the season. You have
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: to earn it.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I mean, because that's why Angie was like,
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: it was her whole arc. Remember, like she would just
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: she basically did a press tour about how she's the
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: center snowflake. Yeah, she did last year.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: And what if it was just like an editing mistake?
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I was like, why is she this? Like, if anything, like,
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: I just didn't agree with it. But now it's with Bronwyn.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, whoa.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Ha-cha-cha. I mean, who else would have it, right?
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think these things become more clear to us
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: as we go through it. But at this point, I'm
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: okay with Bronwyn having it.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Well, then they go back and they go to dinner,
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: and that's where we have the fallout. We have a
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: lot of the hearts staring at each other and blinking, like,
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: are you seriously going to say that? Oh, right. There's
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: a lot of things that are being said with eye contact.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: And Whitney's like ignoring it all and just she's mentioning
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: it all. Yeah.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: They give out the gifts at dinner.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: And the wand.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: And the beautiful wand that you are and dressed up
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: as today. And then Ashley gives Whitney the ball gag.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Right. And I think Ashley thought, well, the subtlety will
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: end here and Whitney's like, Why did you give me this?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Is it to put in my mouth to stop me
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: from speaking and saying your name aloud?
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: And repeating all the secrets that you told me? Oh,
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: I won't do that. You said you didn't say anything
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: about Meredith? Yes, you did. See this bug egg? I'm
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: not putting it in here.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: I'm helling and I'm thriving.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: That starts this weekend.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited. Potomac. Oh my God.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: When day is for 10.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: It's going to be good.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake City and Potomac on at the same time
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: is like the best.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: And traders and bake off.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Bake off.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Well, my little sex toy, it's time to wrap it up.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Don't do it. Oh, gross. Oh, my God. I can't.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: I have to shut her up. I'm muting you.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Sorry, you guys. This was a chaotic episode.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: And you know what?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: If you love us, you'll stick around. And if you
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: hate us, you might stick around too because it was
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: very weird. And thank you.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Love you.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: Bye.