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OUTRO: Road Rage Returns · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Does that sound good?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, get on with that for all your men, bastards,
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  Speaker 2: loving the Big Show podcast, Get up even closer.
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  Speaker 1: On Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off for raw dogging four
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  Speaker 1: to seven every weekday on radio here. So apparently.
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  Speaker 2: Most of nsaid me is deserted today because people heard
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  Speaker 2: there was going to be a bit of rain later
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  Speaker 2: in the afternoon, and oh, I can't come in and
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: it's like the fox happened to us about up a bit.
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  Speaker 3: Now I the only person who missed the whole there's
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  Speaker 3: a storm coming thing.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't mention it yesterday because we were thinking of golf.
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  Speaker 2: But there's like, there's a storm browingzy, it's going to
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  Speaker 2: be a bit of rain, Mogi.
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  Speaker 5: Some snow coming up the country as well. Is there
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  Speaker 5: a big big snow dump? A big dump. It's a
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  Speaker 5: big dump of snow?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, to be fair, ever since what was it
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty three when we had the rain and twenty two.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone's freaking out and think a flooding.
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  Speaker 1: Everything's going to Yeah, fair places were pretty like your place.
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  Speaker 1: My place was flooded.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my car got written off, but luckily not the
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  Speaker 5: Teita truck.
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  Speaker 1: Was it the aqua.
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  Speaker 5: No, the Aqua was not bought. That's where I had
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  Speaker 5: a X trail listen and not complete piece of ship.
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  Speaker 2: Some people can, you know, sometimes be a bit sarcastic
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  Speaker 2: about the Tea truck. But it's a hardy, hardy vehicle, mate,
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  Speaker 2: And you know, only hard core people tend to tend
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  Speaker 2: to drive them.
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  Speaker 5: As I was driving it to the gym this morning,
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  Speaker 5: five am j S. Because I'm a backbone all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, good on you, mate. I was looking.
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking about what a piece of shit is,
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  Speaker 5: and I was looking at the case. It's only got
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  Speaker 5: ninety one thousand k's on it. It's like it's got
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  Speaker 5: two hundred and forty. Yeah, you hit the guess nothing happens,
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, I guess. We just run that one to
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  Speaker 5: the ground.
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  Speaker 2: It's more how it looks though, you know, I look,
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  Speaker 2: it's a sick looking vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, blue like blue.
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  Speaker 4: Like if you lined it up with Keysy's tracky little track.
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  Speaker 1: Same color.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no that's not true, but brighter. The Teea
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  Speaker 3: does not pop. I like the rafting sticky you've got
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  Speaker 3: on it.
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  Speaker 5: It's a rafting with it. My brother in law is
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  Speaker 5: a rafting guy down in Queenstown.
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  Speaker 1: Right, because that's how I know it's your one. Well,
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  Speaker 1: funnily enough, Jake potty Jake.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was saying he was over and Eden Terrace
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  Speaker 5: the other day and somebody fucking pulled out in front
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  Speaker 5: of me. It's like, fucking hell, who's this And then
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  Speaker 5: he saw the rafting sticker on the back and it
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  Speaker 5: was me. I can't remember, I can't remember being there,
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  Speaker 5: but yeah, I said, you're lucky, You're lucky, and toes
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  Speaker 5: you up, Jake, I can pull up alongside me at
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  Speaker 5: the lights.
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  Speaker 1: Brother.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, but you know when you see somebody in
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  Speaker 5: the tee that they're not to be fucked with you totally.
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  Speaker 1: Man, a teeter that's like ten percent of the entire
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  Speaker 1: population has a teet. Yeah that's Have you still got yours? Jones? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Man, I just only for special occasions.
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  Speaker 1: So I got stolen.
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  Speaker 2: It's really if you guys, have you found yourself in
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  Speaker 2: that situation where there's been a traffic incident between you
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  Speaker 2: and another car and they beat the ship out of
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  Speaker 2: their home and wait to the crash. No, there's no crash,
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  Speaker 2: And then you're alongside the lights and then you're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you go up to the lights and there effing and
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  Speaker 2: jeff and giving you the finger.
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  Speaker 1: And show and you're shipping yourself.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm like you funk whatever, pal bring it.
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  Speaker 3: I love it when you know the roads better, right,
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  Speaker 3: you know which lane to be and to be faster
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  Speaker 3: in the traffic. And like some I remember the other.
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  Speaker 3: It was probably a couple of months ago. This guy
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  Speaker 3: was right up my ass and like on the water
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  Speaker 3: and ship. He was right up there. I had a
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  Speaker 3: little pink jacket on him, the slippers, and then he
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  Speaker 3: like pulled out and overtook me on the fast lane
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  Speaker 3: and pulled the fingers and I was like, man, I'm
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  Speaker 3: already going like ten k over the speed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, he got caught in traffic and then I just
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  Speaker 3: cruised past him. And then I looked at him, and
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  Speaker 3: he looked at me and pulled the things, and I
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  Speaker 3: was just like waving by.
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  Speaker 1: Chill out man, fair enough, man.
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  Speaker 4: That sort of shit's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get there thirty seconds faster ATOL.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, because.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get road ray j Jason, you don't get
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  Speaker 1: road Your chill is behind the wheel.
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  Speaker 4: I get a little bit of road rage. I never
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  Speaker 4: used to, but I do now sure.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the opposite I used to and now I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I never have.
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  Speaker 2: And it was one of those things today right where
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  Speaker 2: I was picking my daughter up from an appointment. And
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  Speaker 2: the last three occasions that I've picked her up, I've
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  Speaker 2: been late, right, And I'm just like, because I've been
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  Speaker 2: unbelievably like from the moment I leave my house, it's
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  Speaker 2: stuck behind all the way to where her appointment is
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  Speaker 2: behind really fucking slow trucks. It's been bizarre. And so
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  Speaker 2: today I went, that's not going to happen today. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to leave much earlier so I'm there on time.
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  Speaker 2: So I do that, and I'm going along tickety boo.
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  Speaker 2: I get to a place about halfway there, massive massive
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  Speaker 2: fucking traffic works going on, right, And so I was
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  Speaker 2: even more late than I normally sitting at fucking you know,
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  Speaker 2: with the green go start with massive cues, and I
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  Speaker 2: was infing and Jeff, and then I have to say,
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  Speaker 2: because I'd made a special effort to be on you
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  Speaker 2: still fucked it up, and I still.
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  Speaker 1: Fucked it up.
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  Speaker 4: I was dirty about that.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have given a ship to fix the situation
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  Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, what would you have done kezy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'd probably just check maps, yeah, but I and
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  Speaker 3: it would say go this way because there's traffic that way.
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  Speaker 3: And then it would say my.
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  Speaker 1: Maps does that. Yeah. It was the one that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: do it, the only one that doesn't.
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  Speaker 4: So with maps, if it's like red, does that mean
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  Speaker 4: it's really busy?
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  Speaker 5: And so it'll be like it will say five minutes
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  Speaker 5: slower and that's through that little.
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  Speaker 1: Area, right, And also it'll say you does do that?
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  Speaker 1: It does. It'll tell you how.
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  Speaker 3: Long it'll take to get there, so it'll say twenty
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  Speaker 3: three minutes till destination. You go only for five minutes early,
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  Speaker 3: just in case.
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  Speaker 1: And you'll be there on time. That's so true. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I do. But I don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: that guy that fixes everything.
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  Speaker 4: That's what a friend would do.
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  Speaker 1: That's what a friend would do. What was that from
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  Speaker 1: an ad?
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  Speaker 4: Is that Tim Morrison?
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  Speaker 1: What? And what?
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  Speaker 2: That's what a friend would do. Like at one of
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  Speaker 2: those drinking ads, it's an d.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like a drink response. I think you're right, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I think you're right. Well, I'm ready to go home,
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  Speaker 1: how about you, guys?
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  Speaker 4: I'm fucking keen. I'm just I'm over today.
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  Speaker 6: Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: To b y C Today. Very pessimistic Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, looking at the cricket and and the you know,
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  Speaker 2: the upcoming tour to India.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, I was going to make some calls, don't
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  Speaker 1: they chase?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do, they do. And you know when Tim
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  Speaker 2: Southy has made the call today, has.
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  Speaker 5: Had the call made for him. Yeah, maybe I feel
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  Speaker 5: like probably what you'll find will happen there, Hoidy j
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  Speaker 5: And you see, you know, let me know what you think.
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  Speaker 5: I think he's going to get dropped for this first test, Yes, well,
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  Speaker 5: and I think it's not a great look to drop
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  Speaker 5: your captain. Well, the interesting thing is he's still going
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  Speaker 5: to India.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, it's like if you're going to pull
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  Speaker 2: the trigger, pull the trigger, just do it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good life, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: But he's had a great career.
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  Speaker 2: Seven Yeah, you know, and there's an argument that he'll
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  Speaker 2: do better in the hope series and he probably will,
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  Speaker 2: so we'll wait and see what happens. It was, it
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  Speaker 2: was a pessimistic podcast.
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  Speaker 1: You're playing India and India, we're gonna get fucking pumped.
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  Speaker 4: Have been pumped by Sri Lanka and two man pumped?
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  Speaker 1: Got pumped? Yeah, you like getting pumped.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever been pat in the cricket.
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  Speaker 4: Have you been pumped? Gezy?
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't play cricket.
• 8:16
  Speaker 4: But you pull the doggie, so well, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Pull the dog I put myself in doggie. And still
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  Speaker 3: that is incorrect as well. I don't I'm correcting you
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  Speaker 3: on an incorrected yard in the first place.
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  Speaker 1: You go to the gym today, man, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He said at five a m.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean I'll be fine, but I needed
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  Speaker 5: a nap today. Takes a bit of getting used to
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  Speaker 5: in the morning. Yeah, generally, anyway, I generally do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I generally do. Yeah, you're right, and yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know what it is at the moment. I need it
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  Speaker 5: through a good period that I have not needed. But
• 8:59
  Speaker 5: here we talking about naps. I'll be sweet that the
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  Speaker 5: mississ is off tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's a good thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm looking forward to it, yes, because it
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  Speaker 5: means I can unapologetically go about my business. I got
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  Speaker 5: stuff I want to do around the house, and so
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  Speaker 5: that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do
• 9:26
  Speaker 5: stuff that she's probably not going to. Like we've got pictures.
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  Speaker 5: We've still got those pictures that we've been trying to
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  Speaker 5: put up on the wall.
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  Speaker 4: She's still not done that.
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  Speaker 5: She still hasn't done it. And I just said to
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  Speaker 5: I said, I said, look, as a priority, can we
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  Speaker 5: get those pictures up on the wall. And she said, oh,
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  Speaker 5: you've been trying to get them up for the last
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  Speaker 5: couple of days. I said, yeah, I know, and tomorrow
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  Speaker 5: as a priority, can we get them up on the wall,
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  Speaker 5: because I don't want them to sitting there for another
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  Speaker 5: two weeks on the floor. She goes, oh, if I
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  Speaker 5: don't get the map, i'll put them away. I said, no,
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  Speaker 5: I leave them out. I'll put them out. So I'm
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  Speaker 5: hoping that's enough to motivate it, because I know she
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  Speaker 5: doesn't want me to put them up, because she has
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  Speaker 5: got a way that she's going to put them up.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, you're gonna put I'm up like that,
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  Speaker 5: and She's like yeah, And I was like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, see the issue because she's like a set designer
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  Speaker 3: and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Right, she's an art director, art director, so she would
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  Speaker 1: definitely have a very like probably right, Yeah, she probably is.
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  Speaker 1: She probably is. But they're not up. They're not up.
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  Speaker 1: They're not up, They're on the floor. Put them up.
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  Speaker 5: So that's what it's going to be. It's going to
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  Speaker 5: be old Mogi's just going to check them up on
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  Speaker 5: the fucking wall. I'm going to put them up on
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  Speaker 5: an angle like I would with my posters when I
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  Speaker 5: was fourteen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice and have like one corner flapping off it
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  Speaker 3: and it just stays there forever.
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  Speaker 5: And actually that's what happened to me when I was twelve.
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  Speaker 5: I had posters. I had a Budwiser poster and there
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  Speaker 5: was three beautiful ladies wearing They're lying on a Budwiser towel. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and the swimsuits were matched up to match the Budwiser
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  Speaker 5: logo which was also on the towel.
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  Speaker 1: It's an incredible piece of art.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds good.
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  Speaker 5: And so that was the size. How big would that
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  Speaker 5: have been? Twelve hundred by eighteen to twenty four hundred?
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  Speaker 1: Big? Poster I remember buying. It's huge, Nah, fucking bigger
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  Speaker 1: than that. Oh really?
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  Speaker 5: And then that blue tack that just fell off, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: it just fell down the side of my bed. It
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  Speaker 5: lived there for lived there for a few honurs. I
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  Speaker 5: wasn't going near myself at that point. I don't even
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  Speaker 5: know I was and us than those women. It's probably
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  Speaker 5: more the beer than interested me. And it fell down
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  Speaker 5: beside my bed there, and then I I'd wake up
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  Speaker 5: in the morning, I put my stereo on, which was
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  Speaker 5: down that side of the bed, and my dog, Sally,
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  Speaker 5: she woke me up one morning and I went and
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  Speaker 5: took her out for a waz And when I came
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  Speaker 5: back and my bed was on fire because I hadn't
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  Speaker 5: turned on the stereo, I'd turned on the heater, which
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  Speaker 5: was also down the side of my bed.
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  Speaker 1: In that caught fight of the Yeah yeah, yeah, burnt
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  Speaker 1: my house down. So you burn the whole house down,
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  Speaker 1: just my bedroom mostly? Yeah, yeah, so good.
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  Speaker 5: I h the front page of the paper though, because
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  Speaker 5: it was they said that the dog saved me.
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  Speaker 1: But I think I don't know if it's true. If
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  Speaker 1: you were there, you probably would have I would have
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  Speaker 1: seen the fire panicked what was it?
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  Speaker 4: He would have seen the fire immediately and it was saved.
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  Speaker 1: The underneath. Old mog old does it again.
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  Speaker 5: But the fire man, the fire chief. He tried to
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  Speaker 5: get me to He was like, so, hell looks sad.
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  Speaker 5: You're having a sigi. Were you I used to smoke
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: when I was your age?
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  Speaker 1: Nah?
• 12:24
  Speaker 5: He's a yeah, sure I smoked when I was smoked. Nah,
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  Speaker 5: sure you did. That's like a fucking fire to the place.
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  Speaker 1: You can't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pictraying you as the fire chief now though, because
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  Speaker 3: you'd probably be.
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  Speaker 1: Ship. You're sitting in your beard gone. He left on you,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, wouldn't I feel like t.
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  Speaker 5: To trick me. Yeah, tried to trick me and didn't
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  Speaker 5: work though. JA good on you mate.
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  Speaker 1: Hey.
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• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Really good.