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Boy Story & Ellis | Son of a Boy Dad #142 (LIVE) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 7: All. Alrighty, welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 8: It is.
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  Speaker 6: Wednesday, October eighteenth. Correct.
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  Speaker 6: used to do the runouts.
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  Speaker 7: That's why it's very derivative. Dave Portnoy, Yeah, that's how
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  Speaker 7: least once in their time.
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  Speaker 6: I always say that you've been you've been doing it
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  Speaker 6: for a while. No way, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Your whole act is Dave.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that would be interesting.
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  Speaker 1: All of your jokes are Dave. You're just bagging on
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  Speaker 1: Smitty the entire time.
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  Speaker 6: I'm always bagging on Smithy.
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  Speaker 7: Me and Francis, you guys are coming in hot. What's
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  Speaker 7: one coworker that you like? You don't have their phone number.
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  Speaker 7: I don't have Frankie Barelli's phone number.
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  Speaker 6: I do, damn? Why do you have it? From four
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  Speaker 6: Flag Golf?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah? You would like you would love Frank. I would
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  Speaker 8: love Frank love it.
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  Speaker 6: I think I'd get along with him. Really, I was
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  Speaker 6: afraid of you. What he's terrified of you. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 6: gets nervous about people who he thinks are doing bits.
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  Speaker 8: Or like, I'm not a bit guy. I'm the I'm
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  Speaker 8: the best friend you could ever have.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not really a big guy either until he until
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  Speaker 11: he starts assuming I'm doing a bit, and then I
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  Speaker 11: and then I don't.
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  Speaker 8: I live in the shadow.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I overcorrect even more, and I I hate
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  Speaker 7: I'm not even funny. Yeah, because if you do something funny,
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  Speaker 7: people will be like, look at you. You fucking free
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  Speaker 7: could help you? Yeah, I never know with you guys,
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  Speaker 7: I never fucking know.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want his number?
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  Speaker 6: Like, hey, man, how's it going? I get it from
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  Speaker 6: him organically.
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  Speaker 1: It's five to one six, Okay, I'll take it three
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  Speaker 1: five six, four four seven, Oh thanks, Yeah, no problem.
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  Speaker 6: Whose number was that?
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  Speaker 1: Frankie Burrows?
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  Speaker 6: Oh man, some random person is going to be pissed.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not I I can't see it. I mean, or
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  Speaker 6: just Frankie. It could have just been Frankie's number to
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  Speaker 6: be see frank It could have been easier.
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  Speaker 8: He could have given it to me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, honestly, as I might.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what was your what was the point of view
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  Speaker 1: saying you're about to lead to something.
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  Speaker 8: You're like, what what coworker?
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  Speaker 6: What coworker's number? Don't you have yet?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Just a like conversation star.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think we get him.
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  Speaker 7: We could get him in here and you can ask Erica.
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  Speaker 7: You don't know Erica's number?
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  Speaker 6: Now? Should I text you?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 6: No reason, no reason to. When you're on your best behavior.
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  Speaker 1: They text me when they need to talk to and
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  Speaker 1: it's usually bad.
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  Speaker 6: You go through my energy, are like, yeah, to get
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if I've ever talked to you. I
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  Speaker 6: have to have an extra calendar for Kyle.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know, have we spoken one or one? We've
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  Speaker 8: been on the same show on a daily show for
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  Speaker 8: four years.
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  Speaker 6: Even right now having trouble make an eye contact.
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  Speaker 8: We I don't know if I've ever been alone with
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  Speaker 8: you and just had a full conversation.
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  Speaker 6: Now you can get out of here if you guys
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  Speaker 6: want to.
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  Speaker 7: Next to each other on the subway and talked and
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  Speaker 7: then we'll get off the subway and walk separately to
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  Speaker 7: the office.
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  Speaker 8: And it wasn't a conversation. It was two utterances yeah,
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  Speaker 8: one to two words of piece.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I've done week long trips with Kyle. Two
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  Speaker 7: week long trips with Kyle, and the only conversations we
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  Speaker 7: have are me showing him like a pokemon I caught
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  Speaker 7: and he's like, oh, that's gay. Yeah, and that was
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  Speaker 7: that's our conversation. That's that's our friendship. Yeah, that's more than.
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  Speaker 6: Me and I have mastered solitude.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, mental and physical, damn.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not introversion or loneliness, sir. Solitude, I think so.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. I think it's healthy. I think some people have
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  Speaker 8: the opposite, and that's a problem too. What's the opposite
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  Speaker 8: of solitude? People need to be, need to be in
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  Speaker 8: a social situation, to need to have company. I could
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  Speaker 8: just fucking sit on my couch all day, every day forever,
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  Speaker 8: and that's healthy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Sometimes a weekend will pass and I'll be like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: I haven't spoken in three Yeah, that does happen.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but do you like that?
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  Speaker 7: I don't realize it in the moment, but I feel
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  Speaker 7: guilty afterwards. Oh, I've never felt guilty about that.
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  Speaker 11: What do you think is the longest that you could
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  Speaker 11: go without speaking before you started to kind of?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, I talked about I could do a week out
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  Speaker 8: of anger, for sure. I was thinking, like a whole
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  Speaker 8: era of the world, of the global time span like
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  Speaker 8: seven years, what would happen, like.
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  Speaker 6: What would be the adverse effect, like what would how would.
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  Speaker 11: What would maybe you start to I don't know, but
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  Speaker 11: my guess would be maybe that the inner monologue you
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  Speaker 11: have in your head, you maybe you can't differentiate between
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  Speaker 11: that and what's being spoken out loud. And by the way,
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  Speaker 11: I'm not talking about sitting on your couch watching TV.
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  Speaker 11: I'm talking about going out into the and doing a quest.
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  Speaker 11: Go do a like go into the store, solo retreat,
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  Speaker 11: people do that. Silent is sogi they go, yeah, right
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  Speaker 11: the Africa, you know this. Well, I don't know about
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  Speaker 11: maybe not that one, but I'm talking about spirit quests
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  Speaker 11: or what when people test themselves thirty you could make
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  Speaker 11: it an hour.
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  Speaker 8: That's like a primal thing that the original tribes would
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  Speaker 8: all do some spirit quests. Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, the Spartan boys would be sent out into the
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  Speaker 11: wild to fight sab to tigers and they'd have to
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  Speaker 11: bring them back.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, that's just the beginning. And the Tanzanians would have
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  Speaker 8: to use a spear and they would have to come
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  Speaker 8: back with a big game.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, or that they would often die, which as in
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  Speaker 6: like they were killed by the game or yeah, they.
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  Speaker 8: Would have to come back with the body of like
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  Speaker 8: a lion. Right, that's going to be spare. But you're
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  Speaker 8: talking about going to CVS. Oh well, uh no, no.
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  Speaker 11: I think I think we we each go out and
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  Speaker 11: maybe it doesn't have to be like you have to
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  Speaker 11: survive in the woods, but it is a place where
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  Speaker 11: you are not able to distract yourself from your monologue
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  Speaker 11: with the help of like a screen or count.
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  Speaker 6: Have you ever gone out with Ron? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: May he'll just like go up to be like, I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna pretend like I'm a missionary to this waiter and
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  Speaker 7: try to convert him to today.
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  Speaker 8: Is He's very He's very mischievous.
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  Speaker 7: Even his boys, they always got some scheme that they
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  Speaker 7: always the same high road with them. Very appreciating wakes
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  Speaker 7: and fuck. Have you ever learned a choreographed dance?
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  Speaker 8: Roun?
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  Speaker 1: Probably, but I'm just not great at it. We learned
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  Speaker 1: how to SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 8: We should do that for Black Friday.
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  Speaker 7: We should all learn a really good dance that would
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  Speaker 7: be so funny it'd be huge.
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  Speaker 1: No SpongeBob, that Baltimore Club dance?
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  Speaker 6: What is that do it for us? Like dance boys?
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I've seen that is cool. Wait, that is
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  Speaker 8: really cool. I've seen that is cool.
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  Speaker 6: That was cool.
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  Speaker 1: Baltimore club dancing is awesome and also New Jersey club dancing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you do you list you don't
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  Speaker 1: listen to any New Jersey club music.
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  Speaker 8: I keep seeing Jersey Club. I don't know if that
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  Speaker 8: was the Isle of Jersey, okay, or New Jersey.
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  Speaker 1: It's New Jersey it is. It's like songs that beast
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  Speaker 1: like Jersey Shore and no, it's more like black. It's like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's like black South Jersey. Like that little Oozy song, I.
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  Speaker 6: Just want to rock.
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  Speaker 1: That's like that's Jersey club that yeah, yeah, yeah, South Jersey.
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  Speaker 7: So the dance Little Loozy does is that that's Jersey Club.
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  Speaker 7: The club Okay, that Jersey Club. It seems like there's
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  Speaker 7: no rhyme or reason to it. No, it's kind of
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  Speaker 7: you just go where the body takes you. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 7: kind of beautiful.
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  Speaker 8: But that's different.
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  Speaker 1: Thing like drill or getting thirty like the New York
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  Speaker 1: Oh that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 7: I haven't gotten sturdy in a hot No, I don't
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  Speaker 7: know why what what's not ever since these boys left.
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  Speaker 6: I know, I feel like when you got here, I
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  Speaker 6: was getting getting sturdy.
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  Speaker 8: I was getting sturdy.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not believing that for a second.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I just haven't gotten sturdy when he was thirty.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think there's ayone out there who seen me
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  Speaker 7: get stirty in months since.
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  Speaker 6: You guys left.
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  Speaker 7: It was like, I feel like when you guys were here,
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  Speaker 7: I was getting sturdy like two to three times a week.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you matured or.
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  Speaker 8: Grow up. I guess I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: When you're traveling so much, you don't really have time
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  Speaker 6: to get sturdy.
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  Speaker 1: It's differently.
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  Speaker 6: Did you dance at school dances?
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  Speaker 9: Uh?
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  Speaker 8: No, God, and you didn't touch us slide No.
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  Speaker 7: I would sit in the corner by myself and be like,
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  Speaker 7: I fucking hate everybody.
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  Speaker 6: I had to dance when his school dances, sober was
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  Speaker 6: like the worst ship of all time.
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  Speaker 8: I did it. I went to dances and I would
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  Speaker 8: always dance with the fact girl.
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  Speaker 7: Really, Yeah, that was something in our family that we
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  Speaker 7: had to do, like get your family.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, my family had a creed. There was a creed
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  Speaker 6: my uncle.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you have to dance, you have to do at
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  Speaker 7: least one dance with the fact is that like like
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  Speaker 7: that was like, look, how good I am.
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  Speaker 6: I'm dancing with the fat girl.
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  Speaker 8: No take away?
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  Speaker 6: Sure me with the panoramic lego.
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  Speaker 8: No, that's syndrome.
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  Speaker 6: She's one hundred and sixty pounds.
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  Speaker 7: Not because I had a buddy in school who would
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  Speaker 7: like dance with the disabled girl.
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  Speaker 6: And it was like always for show.
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  Speaker 8: Well the only dance with girls for pussy from you,
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  Speaker 8: and they would they would have their friends film then.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and he'd be like, what, I'm just being a
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  Speaker 6: nice person. Yeah, film this says like, yeah, film this.
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  Speaker 8: I wouldn't dance with the disabled girl.
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  Speaker 1: It was and plus it was a creed that he
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  Speaker 1: had in his fans.
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  Speaker 6: It was a creed. We had creed. What did you say?
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  Speaker 8: What was the creedor can we the creed?
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  Speaker 11: Was you before you dance with the hot the non fats,
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  Speaker 11: you have to dance at least one time with the
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  Speaker 11: fat really?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: True?
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  Speaker 7: Sorry, I don't believing I would always I would always
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  Speaker 7: make sure to find find.
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  Speaker 6: That feels like it titimately fucked up?
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  Speaker 8: What kind of what.
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  Speaker 6: They loved it?
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  Speaker 7: It's what type of dance do you typically do with
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  Speaker 7: an overweighted Okay, I was gonna think salsa.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you want to you want to talk about sturdy,
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  Speaker 6: she would be sturdy year old. Yeah, she was very
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  Speaker 6: sturdy wolf top heavy typically, but sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: You want to fall in in love though that winds
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  Speaker 1: up being those marriages that you can't.
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  Speaker 8: Right exactly because beauty is with it.
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  Speaker 7: Would she be like like, would like? I feel like
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  Speaker 7: after that? I feel like that catches on. How many
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  Speaker 7: times did you go to the dance?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I didn't tell her, you know, I'm dancing with
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  Speaker 6: you because my uncle said I had to.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't say that.
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  Speaker 6: What a weird thing for your uncle to say you
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  Speaker 6: have to do. I think it was metaphorical, but we
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  Speaker 6: took it literally. Okay, make sure you dance.
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  Speaker 11: With the the not the non pop He might have said,
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  Speaker 11: you know, go to go through some don't dance with
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  Speaker 11: the non popular kids. Make sure you look out for
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  Speaker 11: the week in the world. That's the metaphor those who
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  Speaker 11: are unloved, those who are on the margins. If I'd
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  Speaker 11: seen sass and that just how in the corner, I
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  Speaker 11: would have said, there's a potential school shooter some day.
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  Speaker 11: Let me see if I can save the lives of
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  Speaker 11: everyone here.
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  Speaker 1: Make give him a blow job.
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  Speaker 12: I was on get up here school shooter since like
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  Speaker 12: first grade, and like on field trips, would have him
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  Speaker 12: sit with me on the bus and stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Youtn't play my game boy.
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  Speaker 1: Sp that's smart man.
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  Speaker 6: You'll still kind of roll that way.
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  Speaker 1: Always do to stop him or to save yourself, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 8: I do it out of guilt.
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  Speaker 1: So but you're hoping that you'll deter school shooting, or
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  Speaker 1: you're hoping that he'll see while he's school shooting and
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  Speaker 1: be like you're good.
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  Speaker 6: Oh deter. Problem either way is at.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone else is getting got you feel a little more special.
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  Speaker 8: That would be like the highlight of my life to
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  Speaker 8: be the one that was spared.
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  Speaker 1: In the best way. I remember leaving school dances with me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that would be Yeah. I always knew i'd be
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  Speaker 6: safe in that situation.
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  Speaker 8: Probably would not be you.
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  Speaker 6: You are like in every one of those bol shooting
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  Speaker 6: in history. You're the first person to get Yes. But
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  Speaker 6: I knew everyone's names. That doesn't mean ship everyone knows. No,
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  Speaker 6: they don't. I think those are the kids on the margin.
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  Speaker 12: No, No, the school shooter is always known because they
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  Speaker 12: suspect like, no school shooter has ever been surprising.
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  Speaker 1: It was always obvious.
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  Speaker 8: Trying to think none of ever looked like you.
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  Speaker 6: Really.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, it doesn't mean that everyone knows their name.
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  Speaker 6: They could go to a huge school.
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  Speaker 7: I was lucky that I would probably hanging out in
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  Speaker 7: the library like tutoring some fat girl.
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  Speaker 6: I think you overestimate my popularity. I was not popular
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  Speaker 6: in middle.
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  Speaker 8: School or high school.
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  Speaker 6: I just find it so.
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  Speaker 11: I mean you you went to Harvard for lacrosse. Yeah,
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  Speaker 11: but that's when I found my stride. I didn't have
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  Speaker 11: my stride until then.
• 14:49
  Speaker 8: But you just don't hiccup lacrosse. It didn't.
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: They didn't like me because didn't like me. I was
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: not popular. I was a theater kid. Oh what what's like?
• 15:00
  Speaker 8: Cool kid?
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: There?
• 15:01
  Speaker 7: It is the fla someone who doesn't care, someone who's
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: like the hockey snowboarder.
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: They'd like they dip surreptitiously in school. Yeah, that was
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: always cool, dude.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I remember leaving my like last dance of high school,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: like sober, and I was like, I'm never going to
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: be able to have this much fun again, Like it's
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: never gonna be as sweet again, Like this is as
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: good as it fucking gets and every weekend since then
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: has been better.
• 15:32
  Speaker 8: The last day of high school was just the best
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: worst day of my life exactly.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I thought I was fucking I thought that was it.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: I thought I was fucking done. And it's just like, oh,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: you can just like go to dances like every single
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: weekend or any day that you want, with as much
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: alcohol as you want. The one thing that we're poisons dancing,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: They really were.
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: I was always just like I just couldn't have fun
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: at those events, and I would be like mad at
• 15:57
  Speaker 7: people that could have.
• 15:58
  Speaker 12: I was too nervous, and I went sat in the cafeteria.
• 16:00
  Speaker 12: I went to one home coming then and no other dances.
• 16:02
  Speaker 12: I was really big into a world of warcraft instead,
• 16:05
  Speaker 12: always scheduled raids for dance night. Yeah, just in case,
• 16:08
  Speaker 12: like a girl asked me, I'd have an excuse. And
• 16:10
  Speaker 12: but I went to my freshman year homecoming and I
• 16:12
  Speaker 12: had to bring a girl from a different school because
• 16:14
  Speaker 12: I did the same thing.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she had a boyfriend same he was dating Dakota.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: She was dating Dakota.
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought, I say, saying no, no, no, no,
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: My girl was dating the only Jewish guy in the city.
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: What's his name I don't want to say, but it
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: was hyphenated and two of the most Jewish names separated
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: by a hyphen.
• 16:29
  Speaker 8: Ever, his last name the old synagogue for just mamily.
• 16:32
  Speaker 12: Yeah, dude, dude, we had like a synagogue the size
• 16:35
  Speaker 12: of a phone booth. It was just him walking in
• 16:37
  Speaker 12: right out.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: That's that's honestly, probably pretty fun. Yeah, yeah, maybe it's
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: chill out. Yeah.
• 16:44
  Speaker 12: So I went to that school dance and she just
• 16:46
  Speaker 12: danced with like her boyfriend and I was sitting in
• 16:48
  Speaker 12: the cafeteria.
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: He was there.
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the only way we worked out a wet thing,
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: like she wanted she was in a different school, but
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: I wanted to go to this dance.
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: So her boyfriend went with a girl and she went
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: with a guy.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Did you take pictures or anything?
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: Like a three of you guys?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: My parents drove the three of us in an on
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: boy XL and I was shotgun and they were in
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: the They were in the back bro making it fucking frenching?
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: Were they They weren't.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: I don't think they were friends making out in your
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: mom's car on boy x L.
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: I went to I went to a junior year prom
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: with a girl who had a boyfriend, but he was
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: out of high school so he couldn't go oh, and
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: you're probably so afraid, dude.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: He was furious.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: He hated me, hated me, and I was like we
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: had been friends for a while, so I was like, yeah,
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: I think this is pretty fine.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: And then like, uh, I don't know.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: What kind of friend should that do?
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: To reach out?
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: We were like we were like my friend group was
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: friends with their friends. You were low key in love
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: with girls and the guy the girl, you were friends
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: with the girl.
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're ut.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: But I heard I heard things like that he like
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: had keep an eye on and kill you.
• 17:59
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: I was so afraid of getting killed.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Someone's dad. Yeah, like my dad will beat the fuck
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: out of you, and I believed it or my dad.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I was worried about my dad getting beat up by
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: someone else's dad.
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: That's actually the worst nightmare, getting beat up yourself, your
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: dad getting and like getting beat up his ass kicked
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: my dad was like not landing a punch. Shorts and
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: Haines falled out topsy.
• 18:29
  Speaker 12: He's upside down, but his pants are still around his ankles,
• 18:32
  Speaker 12: defying physics.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: Experience. You gotta do like a study on the kids,
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: like your dad trying to defend you, and he just
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: gets his ship rock like the man that you look
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: at as like, yeah, the strongest man on earth.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: More emasculating than if your mother was a prostitute.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh I would rather a prostitute. Have you ever
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: seen your dad like scared.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Your dad getting beat up?
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: I think it would barely edge it out.
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: Like you know, my baseball game, dad and a dad
• 19:08
  Speaker 11: on the opposing team get into a fight. My dad
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: gets beat up versus learning that my mom is putting
• 19:14
  Speaker 11: cheerios on the table be a fucking people.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, but she's not even really buying food for the family.
• 19:19
  Speaker 13: More masculating the dad getting beat up like mom would
• 19:24
  Speaker 13: rather like my mom be getting fucked in the dugout
• 19:26
  Speaker 13: by the coach than like the coach hopping the fence
• 19:28
  Speaker 13: and just kicking the ship out of my dad.
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: Imagine the drive home with your dad and she's.
• 19:32
  Speaker 12: Like she's still like sniffling, Yeah, but he's doing that
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: thing to hold back his tears where he's smiling too big,
• 19:39
  Speaker 12: Like what do you even say?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: You're trying to like like tell him that, yeah, give
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: him a pep talk.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: You went three for four yeah, you had.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: A good game.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: That wasn't bad.
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: It wasn't as bad as it looks. Dad, Dad, nobody
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: remembers who won. Yeah, no one's even gonna remember that
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: by tomorrow. And he's just fucking cut up everywhere.
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: And it was like Jake Jill and Hall at the
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: end of Prisoners like a ball frozen piece.
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: Turning to his eight year old son being like, I got.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: Your dad has to go to the hospital. One of
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: your friend's parents has to drive you.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: He's like they were jumping they were jumping me.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: Just one guy.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: Oh god, I don't know if I ever saw any
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: parents Like parents would yell at each other at the hockey,
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: like at youth hockey games, but they never they never
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: got brought to fame for the.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Youth baseball games or when it was the closestre.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Moms are crazy, though.
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: Wrestling moms. Yeah, they beat the shit out of their sons.
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: That's like abusing your kid for losing.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: It was insane, insane, But it's also abusing your kid
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: like as to like cut.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: Weight and stuff like watching like the kids are in
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: plastics at six am, like trying to make fifty five
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: seven and under fifty. Yeah, this is even not no
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: hyperbaoble kids were cutting weight to make fifty five pounds
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: seven seven and eight fifty five.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: That's insane.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: That's too far out of the womb.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, noks are all five too.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: West Virginia the state youth tournament has a four and
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: under category. So the first like the first kids call,
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: are now up from Whart County four and under thirty
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: five pounds and it'd be a bracket.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: And like the dads were like your age, like red.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Face crawling to the ring like these some of the
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: kids like what are you doing at four?
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: Can you speak?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Can you speak in full sentences.
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: Or you cannot like converse. It's like me and SaaS talking.
• 21:43
  Speaker 8: And the worst part they would give the kids the
• 21:45
  Speaker 8: same sized trophy as everyone. It would be four feet tall. Yeah,
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: you got these three year olds with the trophies and
• 21:50
  Speaker 8: they're scarred for life chasing that high. That's like, dude,
• 21:54
  Speaker 8: that's crazy. Thirty five pounds.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Do they even know technique? Do they know like any
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: moves or anything like that, or they're just like dicking
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: around and like floundering, like running after a soccer ball
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: type of type.
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: Of Sure, they had to have some sort of technique
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: if their parents are making them cut weight at four
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: years old.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: It's three and four, But I bet that's pretty cute.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: It's probably pretty I'd like to watch a four year old.
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: Fine.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Kids are definitely like crying badly. There's probably big disparities
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: and strength by some of them, or like someone will
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: get body slammed and like have like a real breakdown
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: like a child. It's like, I've definitely seen videos of that.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: Youth sports were fun. I can't wait to like have
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: a kid that just like just the drama involved in
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: it was always great.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: Did you enjoy playing them?
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: Though? Oh?
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: I hated it? Okay, it was like dads.
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: Who haven't experienced so thrill in twenty years, like.
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: Just parents coming over to the loving of the bench
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: at hockey games and like grabbing their kid and.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: Be like, you guys, start fucking playing better right now?
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And then the kid turns around he's like, fuck,
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: that happened to me a lot.
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: I was.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty scarred from baseball. Yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: My dad used to send my sister around the hockey
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: rank and come over to the bench and dad says,
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: you got to start playing better. And then I'd look
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: across the ice and my dad would just be sitting
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: there like this.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you brother to play better.
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: I didn't.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: I was an awful baseball player.
• 23:12
  Speaker 12: I was like left field, right field picking dandelions, you know.
• 23:16
  Speaker 12: And this is like in seventh grade and our team
• 23:19
  Speaker 12: was really good. Yeah, and we were in the division
• 23:22
  Speaker 12: like final rally. I was on the Elngrove White Sox,
• 23:28
  Speaker 12: and Uh, I went up to bat.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: It was like, you know, we had like one out
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: left and we were making we ever had of the
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: rally caps on and I got up to the plate
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: and uh, the ref just up called me out because
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: I went out of the batting order and lost our
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: team the game.
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: I had one where I scored a goal on our
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: our own net in hockey. It went off my skate
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: and went and said, oh into the thing to stay.
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: On the way home, my dad was like, you know,
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: if we were in Columbia, they would.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: Kill you for that.
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: In Colombia.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like shoot you. Yeah he think you
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: were a play in the NHL? Did he know?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Did he think he was?
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: William? I was terrible?
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Like why did?
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: It was because I was really good when I was young.
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: I was like young, I was very good, like when
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: I was like eight, and then I just never got better.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: We found the birth stand up, you found a bracket.
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: This is it's forty pounds.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Forty pounds.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: So they get boone young from lead dog beating Sebastian
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: puffing Bar for the forty pound title.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Sebastian Puffing Bar.
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: And there's a kid. There's a kid named Jordan Anderson
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: and his team is ground zero.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: This is just the region puff and bar.
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, forty pounds, What the fuck?
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: Puff and bar is a solid name?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Did you guys?
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: Trip Crouch? Where is Charles?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Those are just two like body positions.
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: Sounds like.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: MeRIP Crouch.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's such a mark of like perceived
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: good parenting if you're like at the baseball games, or
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: like I was at all the baseball games, or like
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: my dad never came to the baseball games. I don't
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: remember ever knowing if my parents were there, nor did
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I give a fuck if my parents were there.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Oh I always hoped that they weren't.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: I think Malcolm Gladwell said, those are like the healthiest.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Parents who are at the games, or who ju't, the
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: ones who.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: Don't make it up priority. Yeah that makes sense, John,
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: it's so weird to go to every game.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too much.
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: With hockey, the games were so far away that my
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: dad would have to drive me. That was probably part
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: of the reason that he was furious was because.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he woke up at four am.
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, to get ice time. The game has just started
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: like five forty five and expensive as fuck. Yeah, so
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: we would have to wake up at like three and
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: drive to the rank.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I don't think that if you had not
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: played hockey, fuck that your dad and you would have
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: had a better relationship. You know, my dad have a
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: great relationship.
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: What doesn't just happened just when I was a child,
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: we didn't get along with hockey and now and then
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: after me, he just stopped giving a fuck about sports.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: Neither my sister. My younger sisters play sports. You broke him,
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: You took that from him. Yeah, he's much happier now.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: Well, I think the general vibe of the family is
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: a lot happier since we ditched hockey, since.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: He stopped wanting Yeah, does he stop wanting for more
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: from his boy?
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: If you were going to do a sketch about it,
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: a while ago, but just like about like the drives
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: home after a bad game, too real though, and you're
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: just sitting in the back seat and it's just silent.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You should do the one of the dad getting the
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: ship beat out of him.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that is fucking hilarious, dude, your dad getting the
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: ship yet of you would like not even landing a punch,
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: You would never be able to look at your dad
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: in the same lie. No, not even landing a punch
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: is so funny.
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: Just getting embarrassed, like what and if it goes on
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: for a while, it's like it's like a solid like
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: three minute by punch, punch, punch, all landing on his face,
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: getting him back.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Up trying to fight is way more embarrassing than him
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: just like taking a couple of punches and being like,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: all right, let's settle this.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: Having to throw in the towel for your own father,
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: right enough, he's had enough. I said, believable.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Oh god, oh man.
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: There were parents who would get like like escorted out
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: of games a lot. Yeah, yeah, I wonder how it
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: is now. I think like it's gonna be a lot
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: more more intense though. Kids are specializing in one sport
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: and just because they're seeing like fucking Joe Burrow getting
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: two hundred fifty million dollar contracts and parents.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Are ly now with n I l like that. Yeah,
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: there's an incentive. Yeah, the money is closer than it seems.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Some of these kids are jacked as fuck too.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: Oh they're all on steroids.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Honestly, you not being around has has deprived me of
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: like what the kids, like, what the like eight to
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: twelve year olds are doing. Like I don't know about
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: like a baby Gronks.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: And like, uh oh yeah, your fingers.
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: Worse.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: So I feel like I just don't know anyone.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: Do you know there's a baby justin Jefferson now, but
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: he's white though, no, I don't think so.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: It was big baby Jigs, Baby Diggs, Baby Jigs. That's
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: what I'm thinking of.
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, baby Gronk is like just I mean, there's still
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: people like he's kind of fallen off, but there's still
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: people in every single post being like, fuck you, baby Gronk.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: I hate you.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: Imagine falling off when you're eighty. It's tough, so suck.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: That's gotta suck.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: His brain wiring has got to be crazy. Yeah, that's
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: so bad.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: It's really bad.
• 28:25
  Speaker 8: And like people like me are like only making his word. Yeah,
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: there definitely will be a documentary. It's like girls on Twitter,
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: missgram when they turn twenty eight. It's like dudes commenting
• 28:35
  Speaker 8: like Shack in the Celtics, Tack. That's a new thing.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: Have you seen that? Yeah, I don't understand. Wait can
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: you explain that for me? Washed up?
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: Washed up?
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: That was like his last team he played for at
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: the end of his career. Okay, well these girls are
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: still beautiful. Yeah, and these dudes that you know are
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: they're just sending Oh yeah, I gotta. I did to
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: delead Instagram because the it enrages me, the comments.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Of women getting picked on and raged.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: You.
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: No, it's not even like women getting picked on. It's like,
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: I can't take this.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: These beautiful twenty seven year olds are getting picked on.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: But it's not even them getting picked on it and
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: that's my cue to it. It's great.
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: It's wild, dude. The war, the gender war is the
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: strongest ever been.
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: It was horrible for some ray Yeah, yeah, it doesn't
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: deserve that. Yeah, big ass, she's she's posting a picture
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: of her ass. She's like that one getting like the
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: Shack Celtics.
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, go to her most recent photo of herself
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: on Twitter and then look at the through the replies,
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: and it's kind of fun, like, oh, I forgot he
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: played there.
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: It's like a lot of that.
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's crazy, that is It's all like thirteen year
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: old boys. Yeah and Indian dudes. We've been through this before, yeah,
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: we always yeah, it always comes back to this.
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Then look at like Heather Locklear, you know who that is.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Now it's like an old beautiful woman.
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, obw, so beautiful.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: She got it going on.
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: That's great.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: She still loves good ship, Yeah, really good.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: Throwing the Celtics jerseys under her brofo that was really funny.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: She was like a real old one.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: She was like a rock band eighties hot.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: She was like when she still got it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: She on the White Snake hood maybe maybe probably some
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: somebody like that was just smoking hot.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: Still, though, Francis, who's your first celeb crush? There's probably
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: a weird one. Natalie Portman, Okay, that's pretty standard.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: When was that like a Garden State or before then?
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: I loved her and gard It might have been in
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: Star Wars.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, when she was tied up there, fucking white
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: suit rapped I know, right.
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she was a Harvard student while she was doing
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: Star Wars.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, damn, I thought she was like fourteen.
• 30:44
  Speaker 11: She made I think she maybe she made Maybe maybe
• 30:48
  Speaker 11: she did, like the Second One or the Third World.
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: She was there. I wonder why she had such a
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: chokehold on people. People loved her as far as how
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: she looked.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I think that she was a lot of people's first crush.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: She had that sexy rat speed voice.
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: The voice.
• 31:01
  Speaker 11: I loved the voice, and I loved her laugh, and
• 31:07
  Speaker 11: I don't know, just loved her tits didn't know. They
• 31:11
  Speaker 11: didn't know about those not crazy though it wasn't It
• 31:15
  Speaker 11: definitely wasn't a lust.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: She's not bodaciously.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: It was a lust with her.
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: I did not lust. It was love. It was love.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that I loved her because she wasn't
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: What has she been up to. She's still makes stuff.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I feel like she's the type of person that would
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: age gracefully.
• 31:30
  Speaker 11: Uh yeah, I think I don't know what she's been doing.
• 31:33
  Speaker 11: The last thing I saw of hers was that sci
• 31:35
  Speaker 11: fi movie she did that was okay, where she went
• 31:39
  Speaker 11: into the sphere kind of thing, went into the world.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Was that the one where she like spoke to aliens
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: through her brain or some ship someone else.
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: I was her rival, right, but it looked like Amy Adams.
• 31:55
  Speaker 12: Amy Adams is the same as Jessica, the same person
• 31:58
  Speaker 12: made the chick from Hot Rock who's married to socer
• 32:01
  Speaker 12: Baron Cohen.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, Isla Fisher.
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: That's to Mary more than me.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: I don't know why. Okay, it's a good movie.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, classic classic Bill Hater. Yeah that was characters. Yeah,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: those are fucking studs.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: When he falls down the when he falls down the
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: hill for a long time, Yeah, that like killed him.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: That was because how could you keep on falling?
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: I think I like went home to my parents. I
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: was like, you guys, gotta see this. My dad going
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: into comedy.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: This is gonna be me one day. When did you
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: realize you were funny?
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: A couple of months ago? I get set at the stand.
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: That hockey ship didn't work out.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: The hockey ship, Yeah, once I realized it wasn't going
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: to the league. So I got to take these skills
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: somewhere else, just.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Like holding the top of your stick, like waiting sick.
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: This could be me.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: It feels perfect, this feels just right.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Good God?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Then what else are you guys doing while you're in town?
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: You know, yeah nothing.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Nick didn't even eat dinner yesterday.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: Yesterday for breakfast today, you guys were grinding.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been on a fast too. These dudes just
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: aren't eating anymore fasting.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: See.
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: I recommend it because this is the time when I
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: would always crash sluggish.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Did you guys I ate and feel pretty good? Did
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: you guys come back and people try to like, uh,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: otherise you be like what are you guys doing around here?
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: Or like, yeah, we haven't even gone for a month. Yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: people just missed that much work here.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: People in New York have been gone for longer.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: There's definitely people I've worked with that I've never seen.
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: I forget. I walked in and somebody's like, you look good.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: I was like, what, I've been gone for Yeah, three weeks.
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: You look exactly the same, exactly the same, probably worse.
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: I think it's that we've had a lot happen.
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: It's been Yeah, it's been nuts.
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: Now, what you guys have witnessed us sitting at the
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: desk talking about the sky Miles frequent flyer is every
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: single day.
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: That's not true.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: Every we watched all of surviving barstool unfold those spoilers.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I wasn't here for that, all right.
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: That was fun.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: That was insane.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: But no Delta Miles talk that week.
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, none.
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: I find that hard to believe.
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, France, that's all. I might have talked to Glennie
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: about it.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we talked about it because it's Tommy's in on
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: and now too. Glenny's big in it. Glenny's fucking platinum.
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: Damn. I'm bummed. I move.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're always fly back all the time. We're always
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: moving success plane. What's like the peak of this debate?
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: Like entertainment, it's not at Bay.
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: It's not a debate, it's a I just don't understand
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: how they're so far ahead of me when I fly
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: so much.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: They're spending their they're spending. That's what it is. I
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: found out.
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: Francis was like, if you spend four hundred thousand dollars
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: in the next two months, you could get to mind.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: I was right next to you, and that was bade
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: him what he said, And I was like, I don't
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: think I have Why don't you just go to Japan.
• 35:06
  Speaker 11: The guy is a guy who has lived off a
• 35:09
  Speaker 11: debit card for you know, all these years, and I
• 35:13
  Speaker 11: have been telling you for so long to switch to
• 35:17
  Speaker 11: a credit card, and you just said, oh, I've got
• 35:19
  Speaker 11: you know, my dad's coming in next week to help
• 35:22
  Speaker 11: me pick one out.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: I never said that like that. My dad's introducing me
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: to a man who will help me find one, and
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: and then I will. Two weeks would go by and
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: I would I would then watch you pay for a
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: round of beers with a debit card. Yeah, which was
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: way easier.
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: I don't understand, Like I get like you get like
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: the points and stuff with credit cards, but it's like
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: then you got to go into another app and pay
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: for it again.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're doing it twice. Yeah, it's like it's still
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: coming out of where.
• 35:49
  Speaker 11: But with a credit card, you don't have to punch
• 35:52
  Speaker 11: your debit code in every time you pay for something.
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: I guess.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that is more convenient. My Apple pay works.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it's been convenient for me this this
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: twisted tea.
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah oh yeah.
• 36:04
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• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Spora is now on Uber eats.
• 36:06
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• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Thang good, So god cool. You guys don't have internet
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: in this office.
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: I like that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: You kind of ditched that that we did. What there's
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: no internet? I was trying to upload that. Oh no,
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: waitad live internet?
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: No, No, what do you mean by that? We take
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: that with us?
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you guys took the router. We just have
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: like an at home like nxfinity. We're using Devlin's hot spot.
• 36:40
  Speaker 8: Big Cat was our internet guy.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: He took a tower with him house, he took the
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: servers with him.
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: That's the internet.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: We got to keep all the tea.
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: He came into the office in Chicago's like, where do
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: you guys keep the tea?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Like what?
• 36:54
  Speaker 12: This is the most bare bones office in the world.
• 36:56
  Speaker 12: It's really bare bones out there. You got to be
• 36:59
  Speaker 12: super strategic to piss. Oh did you have to go
• 37:02
  Speaker 12: outside a key?
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: You need to use a key to piss.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: And there's a girl's bathroom to piss into.
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but then you'll get shamed if the bathroom's smelly,
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: even if it wasn't you.
• 37:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah, can we talk about you getting mugged or have
• 37:14
  Speaker 11: you covered that quite a bit?
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: A little bit but not too much details. But no,
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: it's pretty traumatic. It was mugged.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: That wasn't flake. It's whatever it took from you.
• 37:26
  Speaker 8: Did they touch you?
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: Who?
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: Do you think? That's the Chicago thing? Like, do you
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: regret moving there.
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: Because of that?
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: No, it happened sooner when I moved here. What do
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: you mean I've got I've been roughed up a couple
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: of times.
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: Really, Yeah, you're that guy? Yeah, damn that sucks.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: It happened on my first Rediscovering America trip.
• 37:44
  Speaker 11: Dude, I would have definitely danced with you first. Yeah
• 37:47
  Speaker 11: the middle school da. No, I know my uncle would
• 37:49
  Speaker 11: have wanted even.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: KB being like, you know, knowingly like yeah, yeah, keep
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: someone happening to the boy.
• 37:58
  Speaker 12: No, it's just like if there's somebody that that once
• 38:00
  Speaker 12: something sees me, they know they have it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: Well, that's true of all of our co workers too.
• 38:05
  Speaker 11: Everybody abuses your kindness.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: It's not Yeah, I like it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 11: Would be in my new video and starting a series
• 38:12
  Speaker 11: about finger painting, and you would write the whole thing.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: So here's the idea. I'm not going to do anything.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be camera telling jokes.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: Let's see it. Let's talk about the idea real quick.
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: What do you got?
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: And then you pitch the whole idea and then it's
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: oh yeah.
• 38:30
  Speaker 12: Somebody who doesn't work here anymore sat me down like, Hey,
• 38:32
  Speaker 12: I have this good idea I've been working on.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: It's this would be weekly. It's a it's an animated show.
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: And I was like all right, And he was like,
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: do you want to do the do you want to
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: like hop on board for the rest? I was like, what, Like,
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: that's what I have, so just cartoon.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: I would watch this happen.
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: We used to sit next to each other. I would
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: watch this happen. Every single day. Someone would come up
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: to you and be like, Nick, I got this really
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: fucking good idea. You would the rights seventy five jokes
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: within the next thirty minutes. That's doable, right Yeah, And
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: then uh yeah, we'll sell it. Someone else was gonna
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: host it, though you're not gonna be on any outfit.
• 39:11
  Speaker 12: It's it's cool though, because it has gives me no
• 39:15
  Speaker 12: because like if somebody makes a good joke, like if
• 39:16
  Speaker 12: Brandon makes a genuinely good joke. People just like Nick
• 39:19
  Speaker 12: did everyone. Yeah, yeah, that's nice. There's once everyone. Yeah,
• 39:25
  Speaker 12: I like it and says people, Uh, I've convinced myself
• 39:29
  Speaker 12: that it's people respecting me. But are people using me?
• 39:32
  Speaker 12: They're using you, huh Now there's a lot of use.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're using you to make their life better.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: That's all it is, is fun. But I like it
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: to heal because if I don't do it, they won't
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: be friends with me.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: So you actually you're using that, you're using that.
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you've actually used them without friends. What's the point
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: of getting up right?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: What's the setup of the of the office going to be?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Is it like you, guys, I know where the yak
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: is right there next to the basketball court. Is it
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: going to be you guys? Is it like Hollywood score?
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: Is it kind of?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Is it like open it all is open out like Hollywood?
• 40:05
  Speaker 12: We kind of And there's the basketball court. It's a
• 40:07
  Speaker 12: lot like this office. You walk in, there's the basketball court,
• 40:09
  Speaker 12: the golf sim and the gym, and then the roof,
• 40:12
  Speaker 12: the roof roof roof that's above the golf sim. But
• 40:16
  Speaker 12: then there's like yak around the corner part of my take.
• 40:19
  Speaker 12: You know all Brandon Titus's show.
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: They're all on the first floor, all first floor, and
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: what's the second floor?
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: There is a content area that I think would be
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: live like twenty four to seven, always miked up, and
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: then there's like a row of studios, two general use ones.
• 40:34
  Speaker 7: I saw that they painted Son of a Boy Dad
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: stuff up, but then they had to paint over it. Sadly,
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: did they really know the office is not even done?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they already painted over.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: Is they're really gonna be a twenty four hour content place.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I think imagine a live shooter and.
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: There that would have us gonna have to be on
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: a live even have private conversations, that's right. And then
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: our studio I think we're next to dog Walk and
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: then two more old studios. If we want to try
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: to poach people from here, nice, it's gonna be a
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: lot of just farting, a lot of yeah, I think,
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: a lot of studio.
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: It's going to be a lot of just.
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: You know, you're right, a lot of people that everybody's
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: thinking it, yeah, said it. It's gonna be a lot
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: of part yeah.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Not a Chick fil A.
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: No one even here.
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: People barely even talk when I was talking to Big
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: Cat about mask and shove food in their faces. Yeah,
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: when I was talking the Big Cat about moving to Chicago,
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: I was like, just swear to me, it's not going
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: to be all farting.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: And he had to have his fingers crossed behind his back.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: A lot of farting.
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: By you.
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's it's going to be all fart I can't
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: think of anything. What are you talking?
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: All is crazy?
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, twenty four going to be far that's gonna be
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: the most boring ship.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Of all time. No, it's not. That'll be doing it
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: on purpose.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: Who do you think of her? When you think of farting?
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: Who's the who's you? Legitimately everyone that's not in this
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: room right now?
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: Who do you think the most? There are more than them?
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: What what at barstools? Think do thing for?
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: It's the most A lot of them?
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah? Who? What? What coworkers the fartiest?
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: Ask you should go? I can't say.
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: Should we sniff some chairs? Let's go sniff from chairs?
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: Doing that earlier?
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: If they have a twenty if they had a twenty
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: four hour live cam in this office, it would be
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: like they would send it to like Stanford and like
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: you guys need to study these things.
• 42:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it should be a Thermo cam, one of those
• 42:22
  Speaker 11: ones that shows yeah, a heat cam cam.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, like the Purple die that they haven't. Yeah.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to have like fard air in here
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: just so we can detect it.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: I might just set up a fucking camera one days go.
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: This is gonna be live the whole day. Yeah, put
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: it out on a separate stream, wait for people to
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: find it, and then one day it'll turn into one
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: of those like Japanese game shows where there's just like
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: ten million people watching it at all times, Shriman show.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how where where did you even put it? Like
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: to watch everything?
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: Probably like up top eli Oh yeah, put on the idea.
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: That's like pitching cartoon to me. Put camera up top.
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: This would be the biggest show at barstool.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: If I see.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: Camera, it's just like John Off of Salad. Yeah, that's
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: all it would be.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean I bet that they're going to do
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: like video games or like play Checkers or something like.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: They're probably gonna do something on purpose there. It's not
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: just gonna be a fart cast.
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: So there are people out there who like they just
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: consume Barstool from the moment they wake up to the
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: moment they go to bed. Yeah, barstool in like this,
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: and then they'd be like, all right, I'm gonna pop
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: on over to the twenty four hour stream.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: Watch them leave work along with us.
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: You have a problem with that.
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: Watch them walk out of the studio and say, that's
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: the twenty four hour idea.
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: I'm not thrilled on and I feel I feel like
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: you don't work there.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: You already started all farts.
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: I think it's gonna be all far.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes it watchable. You're selling it accidentally if.
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: They're if they're as any farts, I think I'm just
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: having a hard time understanding what it is. It's just like,
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: you know, like the Papa shot will be out there,
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: probably like people just like messing around, interacting, you know,
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: KB and Brandon tussling.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, farts, there will be farts. Okay.
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, So is it gonna be like when there's like
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: when you're catching an off on like.
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: A zoo after hours. Yeah, like when you go on
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: to like a zoo's website and they have like the
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: panda click on half the times the panda is just
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: a sleeper.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's always likes and then one second a day
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: you can see it sneeze and then you're like there, dude.
• 44:32
  Speaker 12: Imagine getting drunk at the office after a rough and
• 44:34
  Speaker 12: round and you wake up and you found you forgot
• 44:36
  Speaker 12: you fucked blatman in front of in the live camera area, like.
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: I fuck blackman in front of the live cameras.
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: Oh man, that'd be good.
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: The people are gonna be like, dude, you've gone to
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: the bathroom like ten times today? Ye yeah, Chipotle again. Yeah,
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: it's kind of funny.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Is that where the desk starts at up? Yeah, in
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: that area, So there's gonna be everybody's desks.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: Is this real? I think?
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: So?
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: Are you guys fucking with me? I think it's I've
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: been pretty out of the loop, but that's what I thought.
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: There's a lot of TikTok places that do this, like
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: the Yellow Rose and Dayton like you can just pop
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: PLoP on their live and the and just the place
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: where the shrink.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and put In Bay has a twenty four hour
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: live at the pool missus.
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, every day every day is the pool open twenty
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: four hours?
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:29
  Speaker 8: People will enjoy the calming simplicity.
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: So like people are gonna go.
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: They'll be like, all right, they'll wake up in the morning,
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: they'll throw on twenty four hour live Barstool Radio will.
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: Come on, They'll throw that on them.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: Imagine having the camera like the morning Minci said the noteework. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: that's going to have so many people watching everything, right,
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: So I think it's almost like the gambling streams.
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: They're going to have it just for like those clips.
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like if there's one viral clip that can come
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: out of it every other day, they'll be awesome.
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it does seem like a lot, though, they're not
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: going to not do it.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Dude, it seems like a lot.
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: Like first call Hank right now and talk him out
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: of it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Can we call Hank?
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: I would love to know about it. I would love
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: to Yeah, oh, Hank, go ahead.
• 46:12
  Speaker 8: Don't say anything about the farts. Heard that times already.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: He probably is one of the fart in this dudes
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: that we have, Hank.
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: No what, No, All right, I'm calling her.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: You're treating like it's a bad thing. I'm talking about
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: good heart health, a lot of beans in your diet.
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to hang out with the party dude,
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: the magical fruit.
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: He's not gonna answer.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: You gotta tell me he's line of tape.
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: Damn, Henry. Maybe we should have called from Roan's phone.
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, probably yeah, Wait, call from the first ring probably
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: has like a special ringtown four ron. But if I
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: saw you calling me, I would freak out.
• 46:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think you've ever called me less.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Oh so he must be in trouble. Yeah, yeah, Jesus Christ,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: he's not answering my call. Things are bad or it'll
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: be like last time when he was on as How
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: did he answer the phone?
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: He's like, hey, yeah, yeah, and you pause them Hello?
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: Oh what how did he say?
• 47:19
  Speaker 14: Hello?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Yellow? Yeah?
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Yello?
• 47:24
  Speaker 12: Oh man, they're gonna have to have He's probably in
• 47:27
  Speaker 12: an emergency meeting because he was watching He.
• 47:28
  Speaker 8: Was like, we forgot about the farts, all farts.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: What if we give man pounds to all the guys
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: to clog up the.
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: Farts it is.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be watching it constantly, yes see yeah, like
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: if White Sox Dave brings a date in at like
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: ten pm. Yeah, but are you guys gonna like be
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: you guys don't care about this, like you don't mind?
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: What would I how their office? They'll be in their
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: camera in this office.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, I see, but if like I know, I'm
• 47:51
  Speaker 7: like something's going on, I'll go out there and yeah.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: That'd be cool.
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: What's what's white? Sox Dave like.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: You've you've met him?
• 48:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you would have like a whole trip to Arizona
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: with him. He's like that, you're asking us, is he actually?
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: Never mind?
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: Come on, well, I've heard that he's quite popular with
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: the ladies.
• 48:16
  Speaker 8: I haven't had the chance to go out to a
• 48:17
  Speaker 8: bar with him yet. Okay, yeah, probably, yeah, I.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Believe that Tommy and Glenny are.
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: There, right, yeah, yeah, time, Yeah, Tommy is Tommy's hit
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: list looks like my Instagram explorer page.
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, what's he? Tommy and Glennie fuck more nights
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: than they don't.
• 48:34
  Speaker 12: That's not true about Glenny's dry spell was probably twenty years,
• 48:38
  Speaker 12: but then his next longest dry spell is probably like
• 48:40
  Speaker 12: six hours.
• 48:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Oh he's that thirsty.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: No, he's just he's.
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: But glenn on dates every single night. Tommy just leaves
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: his apartment door up and it's lace.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Like stray cats coming.
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: He milks on his penis. Yeah yeah, no, no, no,
• 48:57
  Speaker 11: he leaves the twenty dollars.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: But Glenny has like a dedicated and detailed anthology of
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: every encounter.
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: Oh that's horrifying, that's not great.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Why.
• 49:09
  Speaker 8: I don't know. I was told, you know, supposed to
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: do that.
• 49:11
  Speaker 11: One time I got yelled at by my English teacher,
• 49:14
  Speaker 11: or sophomore year of high school. She she sat me
• 49:17
  Speaker 11: down in the cafeteria and said that she'd heard I
• 49:19
  Speaker 11: was keeping a list of all the girls I was
• 49:21
  Speaker 11: making out with?
• 49:22
  Speaker 8: Did you have a list?
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: I think one day it's at soccer practice.
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: I started actually going through it out loud or so
• 49:29
  Speaker 11: we were stretching, and then somehow that got back weren't popular.
• 49:33
  Speaker 15: How you had a list of makeouts? No one has
• 49:37
  Speaker 15: four a year. I had a good I had a
• 49:40
  Speaker 15: good fall. Yeah, because I was a new kid.
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: It all went downhill after that.
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: Kids reading off the list of his makeouts. That's like
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: that's like they that's like something that's your character that
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: they would write about it.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: But I was a new kid. I was a new
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: kid in school and everyone liked me. And then I
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: faded and everyone hated be your makeuts?
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah you kissing?
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: No I did. I didn't lie about the make Alice
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: like you still have. Oh man, you do sexy boys
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: for that question? So many, so many girls. He wants
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: to compare making out with all kinds of girls hot tubs,
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: in hot tubs. I've never been in a hot tub
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: making out when you were a sophomore. I've never been
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: in a hot tub with a girl. Hitchboard's house, Chris
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: Hitchborn's house.
• 50:23
  Speaker 8: I would go over there.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: I don't think I was allowed to go to girl
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: boy parties until I was like a senior.
• 50:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah, we would play spin the bottle where we would
• 50:31
  Speaker 11: the jets of the hot tub would would spin the
• 50:33
  Speaker 11: bottle towards.
• 50:33
  Speaker 8: The person you're supposed to make out with.
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: Nah, and you were also the best lacrosse player in
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: the state. Sounds like you had a rough high school.
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: Now you got You must have gotten picked on because
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: you were the best kisser.
• 50:43
  Speaker 11: Maybe I definitely didn't help, But know after my sophomore
• 50:51
  Speaker 11: flamed out. I flamed out because he kisses better than me.
• 50:57
  Speaker 11: Try not to come for this kisses.
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: We're going to hang him from the fla I pull
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: later from his underwear because his kisses are just too sensual.
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: Rumors going around his kisses feel way too good. Put
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: Lathario in the fucking locker girls are coming off of
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: his kisses alone. Meanwhile, he's barely even hard.
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: I wasn't hard. You weren't hard macing. No, I wasn't hard.
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: I never got that.
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: I remember one of my friends when we were younger
• 51:27
  Speaker 7: told me that he doesn't he never got hard when
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: he was macking.
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: That was like, I don't get hard when i'm macing.
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: What are you talking about?
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Macing macin for kissing, blirting or no kissing.
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: You're getting hard when you're flirting, bro, when I was
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: in high school, that you're getting hard game.
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: I never really macked actually spitting game though it's not ding.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: Backing out.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Is flirting? No, I guess we would get hard flirting.
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: I'm using I've from too hard, right, I was flirting
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: too fast.
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: I was flirting too fast and came laughing up fellas
• 52:10
  Speaker 8: I know, I was in a room full of fucking stallions.
• 52:15
  Speaker 8: You just tried to you tried to normalize macking out.
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: That's a new slang. What did you start saying that, Macin? Yeah,
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: I've been saying that for years. Was yeah your high school?
• 52:30
  Speaker 7: No, I probably didn't say that in high school. I
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: think my dad says it I think my dad came
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: up with that one macking.
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but then your point to your point, Yeah, we
• 52:40
  Speaker 8: were getting hard making out.
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: I'm getting the hardest I've been, he said he was.
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: Didn't I didn't get hard making macan but no, it's not.
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: I didn't like it.
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: I didn't like make macin in high school.
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: I wasn't.
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: You were just like, can you just fucking blow me already? No,
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: I just so I can add you to my blow lists.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: My mind would wander. I found it out of space
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: on my mac list. Yeah, I don't have any more rumors. Yeah, yeah, No,
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: I was the ham. It was the fall of your
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: sophomore year when you were the cloud.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: You better blow me, because I'm gonna be honest, Tony.
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: There's no way I'm wasting my last spot on the
• 53:27
  Speaker 7: notes from my mac list.
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: I won't kiss you, but you can blow.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: It's a bunch of rooms on anal.
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: I didn't like.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: I didn't like making out why though just felt gross?
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: I didn't. I didn't know what I was doing.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: I know, I knew I was good at kissing, so
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: I would like stop midway and I'd be like, not bad.
• 53:50
  Speaker 8: Huh.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: You can probably surprise time.
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: Why do you look so shot? You should see your
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: fucking face. Oh my god, like deer.
• 54:07
  Speaker 8: In the head. Oh you haven't heard.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, what a nasty boy. I know
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I was just bad at it. I'm sure I was
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: just bad at it. Yeah, I probably did, probably trying
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: to do too.
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: Much, too enthusiastic. What was your wedding day kiss? Was
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: it a peck?
• 54:30
  Speaker 8: Were their children at the What was your wedding first kiss?
• 54:34
  Speaker 8: Just you may kiss the bride?
• 54:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah, but it was sort of a prolonged long lips,
• 54:40
  Speaker 11: long lips, you know, good good one.
• 54:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, did a little bit of a dip. Maybe.
• 54:45
  Speaker 12: I went to a wedding where like the new dad,
• 54:47
  Speaker 12: like the father in law of my friend getting married,
• 54:50
  Speaker 12: was like, come on.
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: Kiss her.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: He was getting hard, for sure, that's all you got.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Let me show you how a man.
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: He's like, what's at your wedding?
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: Something?
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: They got a phase out? Yeah? I would have to
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: because I.
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: Don't know how to know that's that's the moment, because
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: if you kiss for too long then the crowd and
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: I don't want that.
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: Whoa. Yeah, did you get a woo at your wedding?
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: No?
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: Well not just a big uproar of cheers, and you
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: know you do you do nothing. He's not used to.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: Every time you kiss, something can't happen.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Oh he killed at his wedding, damn sass.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: You think on the lips though, It's got to be
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: like like like when you're at that. Yeah, we know, dude,
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: that's it.
• 55:40
  Speaker 8: At the wedding you had it and that was it.
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: That's it exactly right.
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: I mean, pretty astute observation you had. I'll ever noticed
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: kissing wedding. It's got to be like uncomfortable though, right.
• 55:55
  Speaker 7: I feel like I would be so nervous. Ye, dude,
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: I'm so nervous about that. I am so far from
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: man and never about that now, like in front of
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: your parents and she bro.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: I'd be like around talking about Yeah.
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm sure it's different from you. You've had a
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: maclist since you were fucking ten years old.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: It doesn't get hard. Guy like me gets hard.
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: By the time you get married, presumably you've kissed your
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: girlfriend then fiance in front of your parents.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Who crazy?
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: You never kissed a girl in front of.
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, I can't foe. Hell no, that's kind
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: of weird.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: There was always some three kids that would like make
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: out with their girlfriend. We're getting to the back of
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: their parents. Yeah, that's freaky ship.
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't do.
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: I'm not talking about that.
• 56:37
  Speaker 11: I'm talking you know, as a whatever, thirty one year
• 56:41
  Speaker 11: old good bye to my girlfriend or fiance, you know,
• 56:48
  Speaker 11: for the weekend or something near my parents or something.
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: Goodbye, I love you.
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, up the text when you get home. You wouldn't
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: your girl asking in front of you.
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: I would never do that.
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: Would you hold hands in front of your parents?
• 57:09
  Speaker 8: Due?
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, PD, no touch. That would make me
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: so uncomfortable in front of my parents.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you're married to your parents?
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: Still not married to Yeah?
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you're picking the wrong team there.
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: I can't believe I never had a Mac list. Did
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: you guys ever have a list?
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: I'm like racking my brain right now so I can
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: make it when after this yeah and blogging, do you
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: have it?
• 57:35
  Speaker 8: This would have been four or five laptops ago. I
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: don't I don't know. I don't even know if I
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: had a laptop on the laptop.
• 57:43
  Speaker 16: So you were posting up at the desk, Yeah, laptop
• 57:49
  Speaker 16: is lap crack, all right, I.
• 57:54
  Speaker 7: Would be adding you were making that I'd have the
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: computer behind them and I'd be making oh yeah, and
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: didn't do it.
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: Let me add you to my list. That's like some
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: fucking army hammer ship with the stamp or the brand. Yeah, easy, easy,
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: that's a friend. He was watching. He watched you kiss
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: at your wedding. Guy, I always thought he was a friend.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: Got a bad rap. Was he a friend?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: He's a friend, he considers him a Friend's a friend.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: He's a mentor, the Hammer inspiration.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: The ham Man, But Glenny has a Glenny.
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: Don't believe what you hear about the ham guy, ham
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: Dog Hammer. What's up you fuck.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: Bro?
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: Why do you got fucking bloot all over your face? Ribs?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Hammer loves his ribs?
• 58:44
  Speaker 14: Are me?
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: Dude, my buddy Hammer. This six son of a bitch
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: ate a girl the other night. Dude, No and her
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: boys ever eat a chick? No, no way, leg walking
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: like the ultimate freak. This dude is so freaky and every.
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: Girl wants to fucking every girl's trying to get eaten
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: to death by him. Left my girl with him for
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: an hour, came back she was missing a limb. Dude,
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah he was. He was picking his teeth with her fingers.
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: Gnawing with her own a.
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: Oh man, that was pretty crazy. Yeah, he was doing that,
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: but I also feel like it didn't get enough attention.
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: He made a documentary about it on HBO, and it's
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: pretty bad. It's pretty boring.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: But apparently like his whole family is like deviance, like
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: going down the food, like down the line. His grandparents,
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: great grandparents all like crazy bad people, but like Cannibal,
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: Like probably mrs.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Don't you think they started from him being great in bed?
• 59:41
  Speaker 8: Though?
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got to be a great.
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: Leg because then it's probably just you can get us
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: to a certain point where you're like, I don't have
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: any I don't even know what else to do.
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: I guess I'll yeah.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: And the thing is like he probably thought he could
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: do no wrong, yeah, because he was so good at
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: fucking exactly.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: He asked to be just an absolute.
• 59:57
  Speaker 8: If the sex is that good, you probably don't hate
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: little chewing.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, man, you're like, holy ship, this feels so good.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: And then you feel him just nibbling on the elbow
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: a little bit. You can do that as long as
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: you don't break the skin.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I don't feel it a taste, but he was breaking
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: skin though.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: Well then he got to a point where he was
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: breaking was it wasn't it that he d M or
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: that he actually did he like.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: DM a girl and he was like, he was like,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: I killed a deer the other day and felt its
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: heart beating in my hands. I'm a I want to
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: fucking eat you. And then he was like at one
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: point he was like, I'm a full on cannibal. And
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: then he was like, holy, it was like the same
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: tone as those Adam Levine texts.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: It's like I've never told that to anybody before. He's
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: beating off as.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's like your dick is hard in your hands
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: while you're typing that with one hand.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: I'm a full on, full on And then you came
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: and you're like, what did I do, Cannibal?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: What did I just do?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, dude, that clarity has to be insane
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: looking up? Imagine can you delete messages on and incram?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: You imagine the post clarity when you actually do eat her?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and ah, I need to brush my teeth.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: What the fuck did I just do?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 7: Looking at the looking at the packet of blue choes
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 7: next to you, Yeah, two was too many.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: It was so hard youdem blue Choes and you turn
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: to a cannibal. Have you ever have you what was
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: the most recent what the fuck did I just do?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: Moment that you had in your life?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: It's usually if I get pretty fucked up, I wake
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: up the next morning and I'm like, I fucking hate myself.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: You never had, probably had skank fast.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: It was probably something at skang FESTI probably.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: When I had my brows pulled out. That wasn't you
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: that did it?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Now? But you just kind of rolled with the punches. Yeah,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: showing anything.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: Would you put the odds of that video surfacing?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 8: None?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: Considering how little people have brought it up. Yeah, Like,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: no one gives a fuck about it. Some people are
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: still even if it did service. I wouldn't be like,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: I'd be like, that's annoying, But I wouldn't like freak out.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: You get a text from date?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 8: Are you going to block this? Yeah?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: Oh, let's block this now.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: You're dick. You must have been having a good dick
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: day if you're not that worried.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: No, I think I just don't care, Yeah about my dick.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 8: Would you care about things like people knowing how off
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: what you eat for lunch or your parents seeing you kiss? Yeah?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: You worried about it. Farting on a live stream.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, obviously, I would rather be on the live stream
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: than have a video of my penis be on the internet.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so we would rather have dick than stomach.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: That was my first thought. When I saw the video.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh my thank god, it was my stomach.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: It's just my little You don't want your stomach online?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 6: No what, I hate it. I grab it every single
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: day and I go I try to rip it off. Yeah, scissors,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: any army.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: But I didn't know that about you. I'm sorry to
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: hear that.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: No, it's not a big problem.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: Is rabbing it and sing in the mirror alone your testimony.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: That's an enormous problem.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: Being a slender man with that issue.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I hate not a big problem. I mean, right now,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: we're going into the fall, the winter. You don't even
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: think about it.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: You got your two shirts, plush your jacket.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah exactly, and you keep on pulling the jacket over.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah exactly. Fucking more comfortable than I've been in the
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: last four months.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: You got to go on another vacation.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: I now, I got to go to Patagonia or Japan.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: That's why I'm gonna hit gold. Going to Japan to
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: hit gold is insane and being pissed that you're there.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you bought a.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 11: First class ticket, those first class tickets to Japan are
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 11: twelve thousand dollars for business class. Worked out a Delta
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 11: one to Japan to Kyoto or Tokyo is twelve grande.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: That's it.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: So just do that.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: I don't need that.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: I've already hit the money. You've talked about this, but.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: I think you'd get so many mq mq M. It's
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: just like you bring it back up. It's you bring
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: it up, you lie.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: To me, and you I don't lie, and then today
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: you finally confess and you're like, well, I spent a lot.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 11: I don't think i've I've I've told you any other
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 11: story than that. I said that if you had gotten
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 11: the credit card earlier in the year and you'd spent
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 11: more money on it than you.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: I was run diamond. I was runn diamond.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: It weren't you saying that there's something we were talking about.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, this is another debate that we got into
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: last night.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: Great hang, all time, hanging all time, just like each other,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: all time, all time hang.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: And we're gonna run it back tonight. They were running
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: back tonight.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: For what it's worth. We always text each other are
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: you going to the stand tonight? And when he is,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: I get much happier because you know it's going to
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: be a good hang.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: That's a good hang. Yeah, so constitutes an all time hang.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: Depends on the crew. Crew, no scrubs, no scrubs, stories,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: only killers, I mean only just.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: So are some of the killers though better in your guys,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: like only murderers.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: I don't care how cool you are off stage. You're
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: not leveling in the room, You're not at the table.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: What'd you do last night? Terrible? Yeah, it's terrible, terrible.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: We give off stage and that's the worst crowd I've
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 8: ever had.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: Literally the worst crowd I think I've ever performed. Awful.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: And then I went I did my showman come on now,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: dynamite hot Hot show, And then I came back. I
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: did one at the stand, was fine, did my show
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: fucking lights out? No survivors came back back to the stand.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: I was like, let's polish off the night with a
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: hot one got off stage and I was like, oh
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: my god, I was literally on stage like.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 11: Them came in he was watch and I was like,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 11: And they all have a group chat, all the gms
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 11: and the managers in the GM and then the booker
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 11: all have a group chat at the end of the
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 11: night and they confer good hands, good hands.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: Wow, that was a really good catch. That was such
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: a better catch than you guys are aware because he
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 6: was not.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 8: You're over complimenting him, don't you didn't feel I mean truly,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: he never does anything right.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: That was such a good, such a good and from
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: all people.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: You Yeah, how did you know?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: She saw the assholes to each other. Let's give up.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: But I want to hear the GM group chat. They
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: all are on a chat. It wasn't a problem. It
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: was everyone bombed. And at the end of the night
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: they will say, like, who did well and who didn't?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: That's true. It's definitely like a makeout list told me
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: that that's true.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Suck up, Francis, uh all the other people?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: Do they have an eight people?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 11: They definitely, they definitely are aware at the end of
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 11: the night of who like is doing well and who's not.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Knock down a little sasquatch.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: No, my stock does not go down.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't even let you sit at the table.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: Last night, I heard I was running the table list.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: I heard you're riffing from a table away because GM,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: I heard you were doing it.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 8: I heard you're doing a delayed laugh from the table.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: GM probably sent a text to the booker and was like,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: it's on on on on stage, not great off show,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 7: made up for it.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: Table work was absurdly.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I got back, what were we asking?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: Oh about the twenty four hour stream.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Hank.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: Yo?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: I got where your lots of tape? Well that delta
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: te uh, I got a little sass here, Hang on, Hank, talk.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: To me goose, how are we doing? Sassy?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: So KB and Nick are are explaining to us the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: twenty four hour live stream that you guys are gonna
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: have in the new office.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what is this?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 7: Is this like a like a like a fish tank
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: type thing. You guys are just gonna be You're gonna
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 7: be on camera twenty four hours a day.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a punishment. So it's basically me and Nax
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: in solitary confinement. I pake sure it's going to be
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: like a box with white walls type situation.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: Oh so it's not the whole office. No, I thought
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: the upstairs floor was always going to be live. Nick
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: said he thought the upstairs floor was gonna always be live.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: Oh in the are you talking about the punishment streamer?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: Just the general the general office.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there's like a content like similar.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: To where there's a content area in our office, like
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: like security, Like we'll have cameras rolling and like be
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: able to get that footage whenever we want. But it's
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: not going to be it's not going to be live. No,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: I thought it was gonna be live.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: Okay, there we go. That makes more sense of capture crazy.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: All right, it sounds good, thank you, all.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Right, that's the farts.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 7: Well, it doesn't sound the farts are going to be
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: an issue anymore unless they want to pull farts from
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 7: the tape.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: Pull the tapes, tell me you got that pull the tae.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Thirty six chief had a juicy one.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 11: The argument that we got into last night was that
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 11: I brought up the Jewel documentary and Richard Jewel.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 7: Richard Jewel or the folk singer with the snaggle tooth They're.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: Not your last yes yeahs from Chalmers.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Really yeah.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 11: She was the early act that wouldst ninety nine where
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 11: everyone was like, actually this music festival is going to
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 11: go well, and.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 8: Then it all fell off from there. The small Yeah,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 8: that's the side there.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: That documentary we're talking about the jewel documentary.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: Pretty much what was going on was Francis was saying
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 7: that they were putting vitamin E in jewels and people
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: were dying, and I would tell you whoa and you
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: better get that right. And I was saying that people
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 7: put the vitamin e. The reason people were dying from
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: it was from those fake weed carts that people were
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: buying it. And I was saying, the ones that would
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: have like Obama on the cover of it, and it
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: would be like Obama blasts.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: They were making fake black market jewel pods. But it
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: wasn't jewel pods.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 8: He says, it was only the weed. It was only
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 8: that it was.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 11: It was weed, but it was also the fake jewel
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 11: pods which compatible with jewels.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 8: Do you watch the documentary? No, but I lived through
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 8: it exactly. We argued about this lit because I remember
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 8: when that shut.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: And it was just me, no, No, he's wrong, because
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: I remember when that happened. When the first person died
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: from the weed is always to evidence. They sent out
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: a massive email at my school of being like people
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: are dying from vaping now, and then it was like, oh,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: ship really and then you looks up and I was like, oh,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 7: because this kid bought a fucking.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: Cart from some like random stranger in like Nebraska or something.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: But you knew that was th HC weed cards. Yes, okay,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: but it was also jewel cars not made by jewel.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: Goddamn you, goddamn you.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: No, there's just no way the whole time because we're wrong.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: He's saying, no, not your thing happened. It was just weed,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: and I'm saying it might have been weed. It might
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: have been weed. Jewel pods, it might have been like
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 6: because I know they made those for it was they
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: had weed.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 8: In them.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: That would go into a duel thing of his kids
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: explaining what the rest of the e stands for now, No,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: how you did? You said the whole thing vitamin e acidude, Yeah,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 6: just call it vitamin e.
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• 1:13:01
  Speaker 8: My point being, whatever, you're right, we've the hell's going
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 8: on army here? What the hell are you guys doing?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 8: We lost them with this.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: This is you and me. Just get to the bottom
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: I was not at Google. That was a text.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 8: I proved it. I did this to him last night,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 8: and he still wouldn't. He still wouldn't acknowledge that. But
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 8: one of those yes, that is right. Yeah, third result
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 8: on Google just the weed car to say Obama.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Obama.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 8: That was the example that I was using there was
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 8: always some weird.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: Bapes for the Dutch Berry, That's what it was. Laugh
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: it up. I don't know how you can have such
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: a strong It's very easy. It's very when it's when
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 6: you're not how That's just how I operate, dude, It's
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 6: pretty simple.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: And then people are like SaaS just talks out of
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: his ass, Like, yeah, that's exactly what I do, is
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 7: talk out of my ass. I don't really think with
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 7: this podcast, I need to be coming in here being
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 7: like with the facts, right, if there's some if there's
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 7: some mission information.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 6: Just last night we were talking off.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: A need to bring facts to that. Either they don't
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 7: need to bring to the table. Bro, we're trying to riff.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 7: I'm at one of the best hangs I've been at
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: in months.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 8: All time hang, all time, all time hang.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 7: Francis and Me get into a bickering match, everyone goes home,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: the hang comes.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: To a rapid end.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Else who else was there?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 8: Dude?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: Killers? Wow it was Lev Stone, Cold Killers?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 8: Who else was there? Lev?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 7: Joe List, Geo, Perez me Killer? Well, yeah, it's a given.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 7: I don't need to tell him that, Uh, Francis, Gabby Bryant.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: Bryan and then uh wasn't was it Sydney Washington? Was
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: there for Sidney Washington? I mean, dude, murderers rough.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: And so you were and were you said you were
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: running the table in the court.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 7: I'm always running the table. I sit down, try my guys.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 7: I'm like, oh my guys, let me sit down by myself.
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  Speaker 7: And then a crowd gathers around me like Jesus, like
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  Speaker 7: spread some wisdom.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they talked to him.
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  Speaker 6: They could talk to him.
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  Speaker 8: Do you regale people with stories or just I don't?
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  Speaker 6: I sit I sit there by myself, and I chime
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  Speaker 6: in every like thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 7: That's true, and I go, this is fucking I would
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  Speaker 7: argue you did lead that well that was because it
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  Speaker 7: was I mean, it was all of our friends. But
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  Speaker 7: typically when it's all those big guys, now I don't
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  Speaker 7: talk at all. Sit my ass down and listen.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you can learn for once, Yeah, to be
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  Speaker 1: a sponge.
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  Speaker 6: For once, as a white cists male, it's time for
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  Speaker 6: me to sit my ass down and fucking it was
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  Speaker 6: fun though. I was happy to be back at the stand.
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  Speaker 6: I've been there like a month.
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  Speaker 1: All right, good show.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're gonna end it there having a fucking good time.
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  Speaker 7: I thought it's a all time. Hang, this wasn't good
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  Speaker 7: hat and this is like up there with last week career.
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  Speaker 8: Are we all killers?
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  Speaker 6: This is fucking yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Alright, yeah for real, I guess yeah, alright, but like
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  Speaker 7: barstool killers, we're barstool killers. Okay, we should make a
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  Speaker 7: fucking yeah, that's that should be the name of this podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Barstool killers, barstool killers. That's a good idea. Barstool Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: what's like our initiation? If we want to have somebody
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  Speaker 6: on as a killer shows that you.
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  Speaker 7: Kill, they hit the shows that you come up for
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  Speaker 7: thirty second Yeah, back, all five of us.
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  Speaker 8: Shows that you know how to fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Get named cereals until we beat the fuck out of here?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen them have to do that? During
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  Speaker 1: gang initiations?
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  Speaker 8: That was that was the thing growing up.
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  Speaker 6: Name ten Cereals. Yeah yeah, I feel like if I
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  Speaker 6: knew that were coming, I memorized. But then they could
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  Speaker 6: switch it up.
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  Speaker 1: They'd be like name ten small players.
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  Speaker 6: Kofax, Sandy Kovik, Sean Green.
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  Speaker 1: Paul gold Schmitt, Fiedler, Jay Fiedler.
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  Speaker 8: That's a football feed on the roof.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, see that and that you're just getting beat up
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  Speaker 1: for a long and when you're getting.
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  Speaker 8: Punched in the bicep, it hurts and you can't your
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  Speaker 8: mind goes haywire.
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  Speaker 6: You can't think of a serial. You can't think of Captain.
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  Speaker 1: They're trying to prepare.
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  Speaker 6: You always forget Captain Crunch, You forget like the non colorfuls.
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  Speaker 7: There would always be like a kid in high school
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  Speaker 7: who you'd see would always just be getting handsy. That
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  Speaker 7: always pissed me off, and you'd just be walking down
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  Speaker 7: the hallway and you just punch you in the bicycle
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  Speaker 7: into that dude.
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  Speaker 1: They're closetive kids. There was a plositive kid in my
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: school who always used to make us run offensive line
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  Speaker 1: drills on him. Really he'd be like like, see if
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  Speaker 1: you can get past me, like run the play clock
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  Speaker 1: and you'd have to like line up in a three
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: three point stance and like try and like like swim moose.
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  Speaker 1: Then it turned out later that in college he was
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: cheating on his girlfriend with a guy. That's that's Travis Kelcey, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: Travis Chalcey.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, have you guys heard about this? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What a kid that went to my high school that's
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: like a different football player. Was a D two co
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: He used to fuck Travis Kelsey.
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  Speaker 6: Bruh, bruh, bruh.
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  Speaker 8: Well he's all we had Travis r Travis certainly not.
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  Speaker 1: Travis really and.
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  Speaker 7: He would fuck the who was lights out of that guy?
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  Speaker 7: This kid Travis was fucking No, No, rabbit was catching, brother.
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  Speaker 7: How do you think he's got such good hands? Travis
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  Speaker 7: was throwing laterals here and there, but he was catching
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  Speaker 7: most of that.
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  Speaker 1: No, he's a tight end for sure.
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  Speaker 6: Not after that. Oh, man, zing, I'm racking my brain
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: for football references. Fuck, did you guys get my lateral joke?
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  Speaker 7: Because he's always throwing those laterals and his coach said
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 7: that you're not allowed to do that anymore.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but what would a lateral be sexually?
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  Speaker 6: That'll reach reach back and cupping them got away? Yeah,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 6: you should have brought it back.
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  Speaker 7: I thought it was a good joke. Maybe he turns
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  Speaker 7: around and starts sucking the dude for a second.
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  Speaker 6: That would be a reverse.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 7: It'll be a reverse, yeah, or catching like in gay sex,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 7: you're typically you're throwing and catching. Yeah, so he's catching typically,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 7: but sometimes he don't want all things don't explain, nobody
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 7: knows gay sex like my boy neck.
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  Speaker 6: My reputation proceeds. I'm the straightest expert in gay sex,
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  Speaker 6: the foremost expert.
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  Speaker 7: My boy Nick, I mean talk about as they come
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  Speaker 7: educate it, but he he knows his gay sex.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, what's your gay sex IQ?
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  Speaker 1: Take an online quiz. I can online quiz. I got
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  Speaker 6: I'm not like like school smarter street smart. I'm gay
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  Speaker 6: sex smart. I'm gay sex smart. I know everything all
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  Speaker 6: the terminology.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember when I find like, can embarrass you
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  Speaker 7: right now if I wanted to, oh easily like Matt
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  Speaker 7: Damon and.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're just reciting, So what's a mother superior said?
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  Speaker 1: You know what a mother superior is.
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  Speaker 14: You know, next year you're gonna be telling me that
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  Speaker 6: how uh you know how Beethoven can always just how
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  Speaker 6: Beethoven said he can always just play That's what That's
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  Speaker 6: how it was with gay sex. Always just play it
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  Speaker 6: just made made sense. This made sense.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how to ex see when you
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: see a piano box and a bunch of keys, right
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: photos of gay sex.
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  Speaker 6: But have you ever smelled a man's ship after fucking?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: I see an asshole? I could just play, you know, easy,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: the ship?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 6: It is for me? How much of a fucking joke
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: this shit is for me.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 7: I come in here every fucking day and I watch
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 7: you fumble around with these pictures of guys fucking each other.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 6: He's a good boy, he's a smart boy. I'm not
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 6: gonna let him do to you what you did to me.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 6: All that stuff goes way back between me and him.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 6: Every day. I hope to come to your house to
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 6: fuck your ass, and you're.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 7: Twenty years from now I come here and you're still
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 7: watching guys fuck each other.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: I won't. I'll kill you myself. O. That's how it
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 6: was always gonna be. I thought me. You know, we'd
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 6: have houses and crops from each other.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 7: We'd fuck each other in the ass, we'd take our
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 7: kids to the Little League games.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: I hate fuck each other in the ass.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: I want to be ass fucker. There's honor in that.
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  Speaker 7: Should we end on that dude, I can solve the
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  Speaker 7: most complex gay positions.
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  Speaker 1: You catch me on why would you do it and
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  Speaker 1: walk away the most prestigious gay institution.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah all right, Well, thank you guys for listening.
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  Speaker 6: That was a fun time. Yeah yeah, all right, see
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  Speaker 6: you guys, Monday Audios.