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OTL 23 - S1 Ep 23: Blind Ambitions · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the LUNI is part of the Odd Pods Media network.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, welcome, welcome back, everybody, Welcome to the LUNI. Here
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  Speaker 2: we are. It's me. I'm Aaron, I'm Gina, I'm Kristen
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  Speaker 2: and John.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, sorry, is not supposed to do?
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  Speaker 2: Who is that.
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  Speaker 3: Guest?
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to say it again? Sir?
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  Speaker 3: So? I felt like it was one of those sixty
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  Speaker 3: minutes kind of things, you know, where that I'm Leslie Sto, No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm John Fink. I'm here with y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, yay. Hello. We had your beautiful wife on
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  Speaker 2: as our first guest, and then schedules were weird, so welcome.
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  Speaker 2: We're glad to finally have you on.
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  Speaker 3: Glad to be here.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for a couple's episode with you and your wife.
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  Speaker 3: We do have two microphones here, so thinks studios can accommodate.
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  Speaker 2: You're best stuited for that because we don't we recently,
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  Speaker 2: so Christian was here and we recorded and we both
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  Speaker 2: recorded on this mic on the couch and I'm afraid
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  Speaker 2: for Gina.
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  Speaker 4: Hi can care our first guest she checked out and
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  Speaker 4: Padre's gear y. She waved.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of cool though, that she got such a
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  Speaker 3: nice reception, and then when I popped in when she
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  Speaker 3: was recording her session, all I could hear through the
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  Speaker 3: headphones was BOO.
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  Speaker 4: We did, we did make you feel better.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I was a part of that.
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  Speaker 4: I all I.
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  Speaker 3: Know is what I heard from the room, trying to
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  Speaker 3: come in and help some.
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  Speaker 4: Level you were trying to take over through.
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to be an assistive husband.
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  Speaker 4: Well, let's I'll take this mode to apologize. We welcome
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  Speaker 4: you to the LUNI.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you here. I accept it now.
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  Speaker 2: The rule that we've learned in the last couple episodes
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  Speaker 2: before your arrival was that you have to wear nylon
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  Speaker 2: stockings with everything, even if you're homesick with the flu.
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  Speaker 2: So do you have your stockings and your open tot
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  Speaker 2: shoes on, because that's a prerequisite of being a golden girl,
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  Speaker 2: as we've recently discovered.
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  Speaker 3: This is this is good to know. I do have
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  Speaker 3: the closest thing that someone with a size twenty one
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  Speaker 3: foot could get for a nylon stocking, which would be
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  Speaker 3: some uh, which would be some reinforced dickies socks.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, dickies like the they do the pants.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, they they do so and they are stretched to
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  Speaker 3: design limit to accommodate the foot. Yeah, you guys can
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  Speaker 3: know that meme with Spider Man holding the two things together.
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  Speaker 3: That's basically every fabric in my sock. And then I
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  Speaker 3: hear questions in the front.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's fine, I say, Spider Man not included, go ahead. Sorry,
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  Speaker 2: if your sock stretching, go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's true. And so yeah, I open toad shoes.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Do I get a pass on that?
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  Speaker 2: Do you have a prison cup to drink out of?
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  Speaker 2: That's my other beef with the nineteen eighties.
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  Speaker 3: I have a tall boy that looks like a fever
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  Speaker 3: tree ginger beer in my hand. Is that?
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  Speaker 2: Is that your Crompish slop mug, Kristen? Oh, then don't
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  Speaker 2: talk to me.
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  Speaker 5: And we got mad.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I almost use my Crompish slop mug from red
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  Speaker 2: one somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: You guys went two together when you're we went to
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  Speaker 4: Regal when.
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  Speaker 2: They were on Deep Deep Deep discount.
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  Speaker 5: It was like a thirty mug for like five.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty nine ninety nine mug and we got we got
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  Speaker 2: the mug and drink and a large soda next to it.
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  Speaker 2: Not in the cup, and then we had regal credits,
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  Speaker 2: so we each got a small popcorn and we paid
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  Speaker 2: less than the price of the mug because of our
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  Speaker 2: regal discount. We each was like four.
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  Speaker 3: Not bad.
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  Speaker 5: It was a heck of a deal. They were desperate
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  Speaker 5: to get rid of their Christmas surplus, be a fool
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  Speaker 5: not to buy it.
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  Speaker 2: Which is weird because they're not going like ninety sixty
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  Speaker 2: or like eighty or ninety percent off with the wicked shit.
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  Speaker 2: The wicked shit is very much still like, yeah, a
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  Speaker 2: million dollars and even half off, it's more than anyone
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  Speaker 2: should pay for the stuff. But Red One, man, they
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  Speaker 2: were like, fuck this movie. I loved it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's red Okay. I thought it was all
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  Speaker 4: the way back from Crampus. It's like, yeah, that's old.
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  Speaker 2: So in Red One they go to Crampus's kingdom and
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  Speaker 2: they've is it fun is bigger than John fing?
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe it what I see and.
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  Speaker 2: Like fucking beefy and like he Crompish slop is a
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  Speaker 2: game where he takes his hand that looks like makes
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  Speaker 2: the person's head look like a fever tree can and
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  Speaker 2: he like put it here to show you how big
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  Speaker 2: it is, and then he rears back and slaps you
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  Speaker 2: and throws you across the room. Basically, that's a game
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  Speaker 2: they play in that.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds like my date nights. I hold it up
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  Speaker 3: to your cheeks, show you how big it is, slap
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  Speaker 3: you across the room. What am I doing?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 4: Good buddy? I feel torn because I'm on The Fink
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  Speaker 4: Show with John and so I try to be his
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  Speaker 4: co host, and then I'm trying to be Aaron and
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  Speaker 4: Kristen's side co host.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm going back and toasts.
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  Speaker 5: You wear so many hats.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good news. Neither of us pay you, so just
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  Speaker 2: do what you want to do.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, I'm making the right choices.
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  Speaker 3: And let I think. Think with the Fink Show, you
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  Speaker 3: make negative dollars.
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  Speaker 4: I do. I pay to be on it.
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  Speaker 2: I pay to be on the Fink Show too. This
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  Speaker 2: is true.
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  Speaker 4: I'm making smart choices.
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  Speaker 2: Making so much more money with this, Like with our
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  Speaker 2: ad share revenue. Quarterly, I'll be making like eleven twelve
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  Speaker 2: ones of dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you ever John, if you're ever like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it sounds fun. Moving all my stuff to
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  Speaker 2: a new platform. It's not for those of you listening
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  Speaker 2: at home. I apologize this has been fixed by the
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  Speaker 2: time you're listening, but this is like a after the fact.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Episodes one through fourteen are radically missing
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  Speaker 2: from people's iTunes libraries now. So if you're one of
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  Speaker 2: those people that like really likes to download their show
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  Speaker 2: and like can't get it, just just reach out to us. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: please let us and we'll figure out how to get
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  Speaker 2: you a copy of it. But when I went live
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  Speaker 2: on on pods Media Network, which is not their fault,
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  Speaker 2: speaker was like, we've already uploaded these, these are in
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  Speaker 2: your feed, and instantly it was like, you have three
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  Speaker 2: episodes that aren't in a season. That's not true. I've
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  Speaker 2: categorized them all and then by the end of the
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  Speaker 2: day you had no episodes, just fifteen. So if you're
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  Speaker 2: what your fault, though, I clearly did something wrong. So
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  Speaker 2: let me know and I'll get you the episodes things the.
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  Speaker 5: Work in progress.
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  Speaker 4: Please excuse our pixie dust to.
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  Speaker 2: Be fair the person at the hosting I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to shit on anyone. It's not on pods Media's fault.
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  Speaker 2: They're lovely. We are so excited to be a part
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  Speaker 2: of their group, and it's not necessarily Speaker's fault. But
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  Speaker 2: our liaison did say, Hi, I got you uploaded. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going on vacation. I'll see you in a week. So
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  Speaker 2: next week thinks will be better.
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  Speaker 4: Hope you not problems, can't.
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  Speaker 2: It just was the luck of the timing. Honestly, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I want people to take their vacations. I know I'm
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  Speaker 2: pressured to not do so, so I want everyone else
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  Speaker 2: to take theirs. But like she was very sweet and said,
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  Speaker 2: you're all signed up, I'm gonna be gone for a week.
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  Speaker 2: I'll talk to you later. Bye.
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  Speaker 4: You know, hopefully we'll get it straightened out soon.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like the missing part of that message is
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  Speaker 3: while I'm gone, please contact right right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, because we have an and the odds pods
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  Speaker 2: people set up such a dynamic, well rounded contract. We're
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  Speaker 2: not famous or large enough to have our own dedicated
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  Speaker 2: account rep, but we do so. It would be like
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  Speaker 2: if a poor person found their way into mind insurance.
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  Speaker 4: Insurance with a very wealthy that's right.
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  Speaker 2: And I and I had to just do it, but
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  Speaker 2: they didn't belong, which happens a lot. You would think
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't but like people will be like, I have
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  Speaker 2: this loser kid that has eight Duy's and rents their
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  Speaker 2: house because they're trash, and I have to write their
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  Speaker 2: insurance because they're related to the famous or the intelligent
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  Speaker 2: or wealthy person, and that happens. But this is not that.
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  Speaker 2: This is that we've been around for so long. This
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  Speaker 2: network has been around for so long that before Spreaker
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  Speaker 2: had their like Tears, we got grandfathered into like the
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  Speaker 2: best package. So we have our own person. So please
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  Speaker 2: take your vacation, ma'am. I'm proud of you.
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  Speaker 3: Might as well call you Eric Clapton. You're on tears
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  Speaker 3: from Heaven.
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  Speaker 4: We need a little rim up please. Oh yeah, John
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  Speaker 4: comes with his own sound more. That's why I like
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  Speaker 4: him as a guest.
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  Speaker 3: I'm happy to provide.
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  Speaker 4: Karen had technically access to it, but probably didn't know
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  Speaker 4: how to use it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm guessing she probably doesn't want to use it. I
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  Speaker 3: will stick to the rim shot to let you know
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  Speaker 3: when it's time to laugh. Because you didn't notice that
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  Speaker 3: was supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: Be it was hilarious. Oh thanks, like what No, I didn't,
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  Speaker 2: But that's what we're going to tell you, so that
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  Speaker 2: it's like, if I don't laugh, you're not offended.
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  Speaker 4: It's okay when people just go that's so funny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was it. I don't why did you just that's hilarious. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's it's like, that's lancastic.
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  Speaker 2: You're hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: We have a visitor, a little visit Abby, a little
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  Speaker 4: dog game is you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there is Handy.
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  Speaker 3: Anna Solo came to say, hello, it's doggie time.
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  Speaker 4: On dogs together. They probably weigh what ten pounds.
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  Speaker 3: She's uh, she's eleven pounds.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they weigh sixteen pounds.
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  Speaker 3: And there goes Hannah because she had to go see
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  Speaker 3: what what's happening?
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  Speaker 2: Well, plus, I don't want to tattle, but Hannah has
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  Speaker 2: been over to the Box of Shame twice. She's gone
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  Speaker 2: over to look at the toys. She's not well level.
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  Speaker 3: Fine, this is what happens.
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  Speaker 4: She probably knows she can't go in it.
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  Speaker 3: She's she's getting extra leeway with it because she's about
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  Speaker 3: to go to the bed and get some shots.
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  Speaker 4: Oh now, yeah, be brave, hand.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do it. Don't get in the car.
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  Speaker 3: She's got her own little car seat and everything.
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  Speaker 4: It's so cute.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Abby has a car seat. Yeah, she's got a
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  Speaker 2: little basket. She she's got the hot air balloon without
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  Speaker 2: the balloon, just has the basket to the front seat.
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  Speaker 2: So she rides in the front seat like.
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  Speaker 5: What are you guys doing?
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  Speaker 2: What we're we're going? What are we doing?
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  Speaker 5: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna work that person outside the window. I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: they're going to attack us, and I'm like, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 2: they're homeless. It's hard enough.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of feel like I need to see a
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  Speaker 3: video of Abbam actually like losing her shit a little bit,
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  Speaker 3: because every time I've seen her on camera, it's been
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  Speaker 3: just you pick her up and she's like, huh, could
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  Speaker 3: you just put me down? Plus, that's not Abby's voice,
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  Speaker 3: I know, but that's the vibe.
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  Speaker 5: You can be aggressive.
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  Speaker 4: Really, I have not seen what did she do to you, Kristen?
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  Speaker 2: Not to me.
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  Speaker 5: We were in the car and there were some people
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  Speaker 5: crossing a crosswalk and she came on glue. She did
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  Speaker 5: not like that.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, how dare.
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  Speaker 2: You if we're just being honest people that are darker skinned.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, she's raised tend to up set.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to say she's racist, but I think
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  Speaker 2: because her vision's going I think the whiter the person,
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  Speaker 2: the more features she can see on them because she
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  Speaker 2: knows my shape, and so at a distance, look at John,
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  Speaker 2: he's just like, it's like a huge.
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  Speaker 4: He's turtling. Oh, sorry, what's that? Do you have a
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  Speaker 4: swag up on your sound baffler?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry? Yes, for the For the watching of the show,
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  Speaker 3: you'll see what's going on. No, I'm just kidding. There
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  Speaker 3: is a sound baffle that I have attached to the
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  Speaker 3: roof of my Fink Show studios, which is basically a
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  Speaker 3: blanket that has been wrapped in a linen drape that
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  Speaker 3: I found that was really cheap and then attached to
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  Speaker 3: the ceiling with curtain hooks and adhesive hooks.
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  Speaker 5: Looks like a cloud from a play.
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  Speaker 4: What we're saying, I mean, that's oh, it's the thin
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  Speaker 4: show womb.
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  Speaker 2: Oh if that starts to get like muki s yeah, well.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's really funny. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 3: can see that. There are these little adhesive hooks on
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  Speaker 3: the ceiling, and every once in a while that adhesive
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  Speaker 3: will fail. Oh no, and then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 3: this blanket just is like hey, right on my face,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh my god, that's a bounster. And
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  Speaker 3: so there have been a couple of think shows where
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  Speaker 3: you hear me go oh, and so that's what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: Is this.
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  Speaker 4: Karen scaring you?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's it's that more often, but there's been a
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  Speaker 3: couple of times when it has decided to descend upon.
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  Speaker 4: Me that would scare the hell out of me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was, yeah early on, I think it happened.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna have to start a go fund Johnson.
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  Speaker 4: High quality, john Commands hooks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, non dollar tree.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's strengthened numbers. I just doubled the amount
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  Speaker 3: of hooks so they didn't have to carry as much weight.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I just I want to circle back real quick.
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  Speaker 2: My dog's not racist. She just doesn't see well.
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  Speaker 3: There, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: She just she barks a lot. Truthfully, My dad is
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  Speaker 2: like swarthy enough looking in his Italian ness that I
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  Speaker 2: think if he was approaching the car, she would be
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  Speaker 2: like twelve big person coming. I think she'd probably screamage
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  Speaker 2: on fake. To be honest, well, no, because you know me,
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  Speaker 2: that's the difference. I'm not recognizing the first ranger danger
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  Speaker 2: that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're okay, I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 2: now everyone thinks my dog's racist, but she's just an
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  Speaker 2: asshole to everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Amila, and I would like to clarify Abby, it's not racist.
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  Speaker 4: She's just blonde and old.
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  Speaker 3: You said your complaints to Abby at on liluni dot com.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, she does need her own email.
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  Speaker 2: Her cataracts are thick. To be honest, like, I'm honestly,
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  Speaker 2: every time I come out of like fred Meyer with
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  Speaker 2: my prescription and she's waiting there for me, I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: she saw it with me, Okay, all right. She still
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  Speaker 2: knows who her mama is like, so when I when
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  Speaker 2: I say that, it's just if someone's like a large
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  Speaker 2: blur that she doesn't recognize. And the only three people
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  Speaker 2: she knows really four people she knows really well are super.
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  Speaker 4: White, so she would hate Robin thick blurredlines.
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  Speaker 3: I was waiting for it.
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  Speaker 4: I was striking so hard as welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Let it land, Let the joke land, Let it land.
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  Speaker 3: I tried so hard to be quiet, Gude.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, John Fink self, congratulations.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like you making fun of me because I'm blind.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing real quick, because I think we're
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: pretty close to our like, hey, we should watch it
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  Speaker 2: and talk about it period. But Gina gave us homework.
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  Speaker 2: We were all told that we had to watch a
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: show I like to be transparent with the audience. And
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh God, don't watch something and like
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: to be honest, John, you're on. So I'm always afraid
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: that when someone involved with the Fink Show recommends a
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: show to me, that it's gonna be a heartbreaker, like
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  Speaker 2: eighteen ninety nine.
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  Speaker 3: That's fair, still heart You're still heart broke. It was
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: like a ago.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I barely remember the trust issue, but it's like, yeah,
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I have trust issues. I like read limited series like.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Them. Mister Netolks, I like, president of Netflix, I need
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: you to kill this show.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, my friend Aaron liked it too much.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, she's having too much fun. I would allow it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: We so we all watched mid Century Modern. John. I
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: know you didn't have the homework assignment, but.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I did it already.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: This is what's being called The Gay Golden Girls.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: I binge watched it yesterday. All ten episodes.
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  Speaker 4: I've watched nine out of ten so far.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: I think I've watched eight out of ten.
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  Speaker 2: So good.
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  Speaker 7: Aaron, how many of you watched I watched them all
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: straight through, put it on, and then it was just over.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: I think it grows on what happened. It was pretty good.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: I enjoyed it.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I was obsessed. I called my parents and I was like, Yo,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: you got to watch this show. Now. This is like
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: the gay male version of the Golden Girls.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: And I'm okay, I'm calling themselves yet I I am
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: blessing it. M h Donela and I endorsed this mid
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: century mocker.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I love seeing Linda Lavin in that. Although yeah, toilers
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: to the show. She's dead in real life now, so
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: that was very sad and it was kind of they
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: do deal with it in the series. None of y'all,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Kristien got there. I saw that you haven't got there.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: That's probably your next one.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: I think, so yeah, But I mean.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: She died and they handled it.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: They handle it nicely. And I will say that I
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: didn't watch Call Me Kat.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Was she on that show?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Jordan was on that show?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: And I watched the episode after he passed or he
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: dealt with it, and I fucking lost.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I love Yeah, it destroyed me.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I did an end memorial graphic that was just a
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: gift to my mom because she loved Leslie joy and
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: so much, and he got her through COVID with his
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: like Hunger Down videos and stuff, and so we were
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: a big Leslie Jordan fan. I feel like they did
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: as beautiful as a tribute to Linda Liven and honored
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: her in the episode the same way.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Oh that's great.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well anyway, I just fucking love that
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: show now, and I was like, where's my next season
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: at Matt Bohmer is just a goddamn delight.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: He's fantastic. Like I've always loved Nathan Lane, but Matt Bomber.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: I didn't realize how funny he was.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: He's awesome.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Is he the ex Mormon one?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: He's jered? Yeah? Yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: And then the other guy I only recognized from Zoolander.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, hey, I don't.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Know what's familiar with his work.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what else he's been in.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: His character is great.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's great. I fell in love with Matt Bomber's
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: character on Doom Patrol.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Wol was he the same kind of flighty guy? Is
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: totally different?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: No, completely different? He was in Doom Patrol. He was
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: a well, a closeted gay man in the you know,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: fifties as a military test pilot. I think it was
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: in the fifties.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Feel free to correct me for kind of like the
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: captain on Ghosts, do you watch Ghosts?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Such a good shot?
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Ghosts British ghost Sorry.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Like I watched both Ghosts and so I was like.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: I haven't watched the American yet. Sorry, go ahead, Mark.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: So the point the point is I liked him a
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: lot in Doom Patrol, which I highly highly recommend. It's
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: a really, really good series that talks about mental illness.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: It talks about turning what you think is a weakness
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: into your superpower. It talks about saying goodbye to friends
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: as well I can. And also one of our buddies
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: from The Fink Show talking Thomas did puppets on the show.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: That's right, Yeah, how do you turn diarrhea into a superpower?
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: You can asking for a friend.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Just come to Hushi, Pennsylvania near Lancaster.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Right, cool? Cool, Well, it sounds like we've all had
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: a fun time watching that show. I'm neat, but watch it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Check it out.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: It's really well done.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: They're both on Hulu, m so it's easy. Yeah, But
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: we're talking about episode twenty three of the Golden Girls. Oh,
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: and this episode is called blind Ambitions. Yeah, the original
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: air day Abbey original air day is March twenty ninth,
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: nineteen eighty six, directed by Terry Hughes, written by our
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: J Collery and I have some trivia for when we're done.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: But John and Kristin, what do you think this is about?
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Blind Ambitions?
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I just got spoiled because I just pulled up blind
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Ambitions and it gave me the little slugline.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: So I'm gonna say it's Blanche's blind ambition to became
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: rich and famous.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, I like it going with that?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Huh? Just kidding?
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Wow, White me.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: And who do we think the villain will be?
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: You two?
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Aaron den As and as we got on an odd
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: pod Beata Network, we're tearing ourselves apart. No, I see
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: what you're talking about, Aaron, with that lack of uterus,
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: her four humors are out of a line. Wow, No,
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: go ahead, some villain.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say Dorothy, because she's the most pragmatic.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Who do you think, John, I'm gonna just guess and
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: say Rose you want to do both?
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah, you guys agree, you have to come to
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry we didn't tell John.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: It's news to me cool.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: The point is to see how much bullshitting I can
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: do at the end to convince you that I'm right
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: that this person's the villain. And a lot of times
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: they do the work.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: When book Daddy, but she made a strong case that
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: capitalism was the villain.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I made that happen.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was that was perfect.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: That episode did it for me, to be honest anyway. Well,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: and I want you guys to watch this episode because truthfully,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I have my own bit of trivia and I didn't
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: write a question about it because I couldn't verify it.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: But I believe that there's going to be a scene
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: where there's a garage shale type thing happening, and I
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: believe that the kid in it in the blue shirt
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: is boner from growing pains. But I couldn't find a
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: credit for him. But I know in the eighties we
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: weren't so good about walking on parts getting full credit
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: in like the seventies and eighties, so I can't be sure.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I did a lot of screenshots.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: I held up pictures, pictures on the wall with ring
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: going the other if it's not him then it's like
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: smoking cigarettes.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Oh boards, boner board, one of those.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: It's called a boner board.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're really missing only murders, aren't you.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, show me that's smile.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Slow it down and that could be used in a horm.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: That's not growing pains, is it?
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Show me that smile?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Drop it in my key.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're crying.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Anyway, like one out of tune violin behind it.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: The baby slowly cries in the background. Well nicely, we think, alike. Yes,
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: I love how Hannah keeps coming in looking at John
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: running away. She's because she and then he looks at her.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Like there's something going on.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Have a little moment.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Come here, kid, you need to go with mama because
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: you're going to go to the doctor.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: He just scooped her up.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: She comes in and she's like that guy's so tough.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: You can see Karen over here, like with leash and
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: collar just.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Like and she's like, no, no, mom, no, Dad saved me.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: He'll never take me alive.
• 26:27
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back, we watched the episode.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Did you looks like we made it?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Welcome?
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: If you did it, you're doing it wrong.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Oh so stop go back.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: You know what, You're a rebel and I do it better.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but you won't be ready for the quiz.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, rebel's got to be used to stuff like that.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: I'm a loner, daddy, that's right, rebel.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: He's a rebel and he'll never ever be any good.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: She's gonna lick that windscreen.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Oh now, she's what are you doing spreading it around?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, spit didn't spread it, wiping the spit off.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't mean to touch tongues with my micro
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: that's I.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Think that's the tagline of the podcast. Okay, I didn't
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: mean to touch tongues with the microphone, but it just happened.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: It just had to.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: It's on the one I on the Luni.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: It just happens.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Touch tongues with the microphone on the Lanni.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Season one, episode twenty three, just happened. I want to
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: say the Golden Girls writers are pretty good at really
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: getting a good title. Blind Ambition just really let us
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: know right off the bat there was probably gonna be
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: some insensitivity to blind people.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: I didn't pick up on that from the title at all,
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: but okay I didn't. I wasn't expecting it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: No, I mean they were very sensitive, I think to
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: her when they're running around the house moving all those
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: boxes and stuff. Yeah, it's just it's interesting to see
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: just through the eighties magnifying glass, different issues and how
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: they're addressed. And I used to think it was weird
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: on Little Hoss on the Prairie when they would talk
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: about the blind school, but like literally that's what it's called.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: And so all like school for the blind.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: But when yeah, it is and and but little All's
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: on the prairie. In both the books and the the series,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Mary opens blind school and then like teaches, you know,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: blind people how to live. And so in my head
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: like Mary Angels and her husband were like running the
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: blind school that Lily was at.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Live.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Should we play again? Yeah, I'll play a little quick,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: little quiz game.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Your name is your buzzer? John?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, and I will be watching you but also reading questions.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: So question one, what do they call cooking meat over
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: an open fire? In Sicily? Kristin Kay, first point, Kristen,
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: proud you. What were the names of the Darcy brothers?
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: John? Yes, Hank, Bowt and Dove yep?
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Am, I ass kicked. I can feel it.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: This one has a second part, sick, a second part
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: that I point the second pot I didn't yet say.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: I'm just picking random accents. What did the Darcy brothers.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: Fight over, Kristen, Yes, licking the barbecue Atlanta's fingertip and
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: kissing the butter that dripped down her chin.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, kiss his butter off of chin.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know who eats like that when they're a
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Southern genteel lady ate in her room, so she did
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: eat it at the barbecue.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: But then the barbecue.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but like not were she had food dripping
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: down her face and men had to kiss it off.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: I guess I just don't get that kink. I don't
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: want to lick food off you will.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, it was strategic be like, oh no thists running
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: down my face? Yeah? Want some big strong man come
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: lick this food off my face. I've got a very
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: wide tongue.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: My heroo.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: There you go, a little lady all in one lick. Thanks?
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: And and there.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Did Rose's father take the family camping?
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: CHRISTI the woods, just beyond the barn, Just.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Be on the barn. I'm curious about the fog horned
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: leghorns sound that came out of John Frank. Were you
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: trying to answer or were you continuing with your old
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: tybee southern pork nos dos?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: A little bit of that's fair, I'll say, I'll say,
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: just be on the ball.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: I'll say it just on the bond with chicken chicken hop.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, how long has it been since Lily
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: lost her eyesight?
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: John? Six months? Yeah?
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Six months?
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: You guys are just triggering?
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Was this episode triggering for you? Because we'll get to
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: that hold on.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: It happened six months since I have lost my sight,
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: so yes, highly triggering.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: As a color blind person. When she was talking about
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: her dress, I was like, John probably feels that way
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: I don't think John ever had color vision, right, So
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: it's not like you can miss it, right.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, it is. It is just certain shades.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Of unless it's like a fomo thing. Did you do
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: have those color correcting shades?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I do?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I have them, and I where the guy could see
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: in color for the first time and like fell in
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: love with the lady that got the glasses.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Fine, I bet it would make cry because color is
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: not beautiful. It's okay, did it make you emotional?
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: It? It knocked me for a loop. Honestly, what we
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: did when I tried them on for the first time
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: is we went out to Balboa Park here in San
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Diego in a giant like wild flower section, and I
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: tried them on for the first time to just see
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: all the varieties of colors. And the reaction that I
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: had when I first put them on was like, what
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: the what? What it was? What's happening to my brains?
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Like it wasn't It wasn't an emotional thing. For me,
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: it was just sort of like, what the heck? How
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: is this happening? In my eyes?
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: You know, after a while I got kind of acclimated
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: to it. So now I know that for me at least,
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: it just makes the red anything shit with a little
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: bit of red and it just sort of explodes through
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: when I'm wearing those.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: So appreciate purple for all its majesty.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: This is true. Don't go to like a crime scene
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: in those matters.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I got to change my plans related today.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: What's all this motor oil coming out of person?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: That's so weird?
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: All right, let's move on the next question here. What
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: is Lily cooking on the stove and what happened to it?
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: I think, Oh, did John get in there? Oh?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: John, I don't know.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: I'll leave it to the judges. Yeah, give.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, John?
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: All right? She was cooking bacon and it caught on fire, yeah, massively, yes,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: and left no scorch marks.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I was laughing at the prop person because when that scene,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: As as our listeners know, I watched the show like
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: two three times to write the quiz, and I'm I'm
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: watching the scene the first time through, I don't make
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: any notes or anything. I just watched the show as
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: is the first time too, and then I go through it,
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I make notes and write down things. And so the
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: first time I was like, Oh, that's weird. They must
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: be trying to show that she's blind and that's why
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: that little piece of bacon is hanging off the edge
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: of the pan because she's blind and she's pretty self sufficient,
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: but she's not that self sufficient. And then when the
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know, the fires of more door happened in
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: that tiny pan in scene, I was like, Oh, that
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: bacon's hang over the edge because the burner fed into
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: whatever accelerant was in the pan to make that go up.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: That's why that was there. Initially, I was like, well,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: they had to have something like actual, like really flammable
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: alcohol or something in there, because it was just too
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a grease and they didn't use a grease
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: fire extinguisher on it either.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Just a regular fire extinction. Ye, you're to use baking.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Grease up. You just cover it up.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: We have a fire blanket in my kitchen.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: My dad started wearing fire on one and we all
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: to go, Dad, you don't do it her grace far
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: we all knew except him. Lord, God damn it, you
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: didn't see all the essays.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, next question, moving on from household safety in the eighties,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: What does Lily ask Rose? What does she ask Grows?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: What is when? What was the purpose of Lily John visit?
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Yes? Uh, come come back to Rose, come back to
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Chicago with me? Yes?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, perfect, cool, cool, Moving on. This is the
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: question that I probably should have waited for the color
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Blind story with. But why is that dress Lily's favorite dress?
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: Just, Sir Kristen, because it's the one that she can
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: remember what it looks like and what she looks like
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: in it.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: All right, point Kristin? Moving on. Tied game. By the way,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: John and Kristin four points each. I think according to.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: My tally lowest score, I'm winning golf.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Okay. Who was Andrew beand Off?
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: Kristin? Yes, it was the riveter that Blanche now, yeah,
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: that George accused.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I won't go too far.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Yea trouble Now that was.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: One off on Andrew Beandoff. It was a very short conversation,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: so I didn't make the whole thing about it. We'll
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: move on. What Elvis mementoes? Is Blanche selling at the
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: garage sale?
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Gina?
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I think John said his name three times before I
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: had even finished wait till.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry about that. Go ahead, he there were salt
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: pepper shakers.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, shakey, chakeake.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: This is not the only time we'll deal with Elvis,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: and the next time, one of the next times is
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: my favorite, one of my favorite episodes in the world.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: What is Rose's teddy bear's name?
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Gina? Gina was first, it was mister Longfellow.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: It was, it was, And I saw you all make
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: a terrible face at me when she voiced mister Longfellow.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Just like all Labby, I don't know what you're talking about.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: I started referring to that voice as Abby Aaron, because
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: it's an extension.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: The difference is that Rose talked to her teddy bear,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: and I'm voicing a small dog that has become a
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: local celeb amongst.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: My Abby's voice. You're not doing anything.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Right, it's just here, right answer, shut up? Yeah, yeah,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: it's fine, it's fine. Right, that's that's fine. This next question,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: there's two possible correct answers. Either one will get you
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: the point. How much is the hockey stick Gina, Yes, eleven, Yes,
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: that's the Dorothy one. M anyone else wants chance.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: At a point for the yes negative twenty five dollars.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: It's also correct. I don't think that's the one she
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: was looking for, though, but.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: It is correct. It was on the end of that
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: interaction and that transaction.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Take that quiz master, Yeah.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Dunking on the quiz, give you the point.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: But the other thing was four dollars. Oh yeah, yeah, okay,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: all right. What airline does Row fly, Kristen Florida Air?
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was Air Florida.
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: But yeah, that's not real, right, I mean I don't
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: fly often.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: I've never heard of that one, okay, and by often,
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: I mean I have flown. I just hate it.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Who does Lily bring to the airport with John?
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, John, Becky the service dog.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: That is true, Becky the service done. And this is
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: the final question for this episode, and this one is special.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: What step is the wad of gum on at the airport?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: John? Forty first? Yep?
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, I thought it was twenty first.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I had it wrong anyway, forty nine steps to the exit.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Forty first step the gum gum yep?
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: John.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: One congratulation came on here.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Kristen's brain broke on that last question. She was so
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: excited that she knew the answer, she forgot to say
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: your name. I watched you your face answered your face
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: ringing first before your mouth like had yeah, had not
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: caught up, she went, she.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Don't have to be fast and pub trivia.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: It's all my video game training.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: That fall. I feel like we did you at disservice
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: at the beginning. We didn't really talk about you too
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: much or what you were doing. So I'm gonna half
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: ask this villain thing, and then I want you to
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: tell our listeners a little bit more about you where
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: they can check you out on the Fink Show. Alright,
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: and your your newsy gig and all that stuff trivia
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: to oh yeah, yeah yeah, and you have trivia.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: But let's get this villain over with because it was yeah,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: So we picked Rose first of all. I just want
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: to also shout out to Sophia for dropping my man
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Benson's name. There was a Benson joke in that girl. Okay, No,
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: So Rose is the villain first of all. She doesn't
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: think her sister can do anything. When she arrives, she
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: won't let it pour any fucking drinks. Now, I will
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: tell you, as a slight germophobe about certain things, I
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: wouldn't let a blind person pour my drink because how
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: they know if they're filling to the top of the
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: cup is they put their finger at the top of
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: the cup. And I would just want proof of clean
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: hands before that. But otherwise, let me get split. I
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: don't I don't want you to do that. And then
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: then she's really close minded about the whole, like ideas
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: and advice from her friends. And I can't even imagine
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: what that would be like to be a person that
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: couldn't listen to your friends and like get feedback from them.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I mean everyone does that right anyway. And then.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: His eyes went, so.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: This is this weird rumbling on my house? All this
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: subtext ran was shaking me around.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: That's an earthquake.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Oh sorry. She won't even.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Get her sister a glass of fucking water. When she
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: asks her, she's like, no, you get it. You've been
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: here a week. You know where the sink is. Dick,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: here's the hose, that's right, yeah, put the lotion.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: On, good dunky, dunk your head in the pool.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Pool. Get your own garter water.
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: Cut and.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Go to the kitchen. Mister Longfellow said, no, get your
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: own water.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Stop being such a free loaders.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Rose doesn't do well with change, So anything like this
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: that involves change, and anything that involves someone else having
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: to like have an opinion about that change shuts Rose down.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: That is her character flaw. We have seen it time
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: and time again. Not to mention, she's almost always the
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: first one to like slut shame or be.
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: Prudish about sex thing. So fucking Rose, but also, I
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: love you carefully. You're coming after Kristen's girl. Surprisely, she
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: hasn't spoken up defending her yet.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: You weren't because I don't want.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: To get in trouble.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Last week she fucking like started defending Rose, and I
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: was like, you know, you're not her, right, Like, it's fine.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: I think it's adorable.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: She sticks up for a Rose I don't even stand
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: up for Dorothy Tho. All all right, that's my story.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Good story.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Trivia's a little bit of trivia trivia. The actress who
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: played Rose's sister is Polly Holiday. She worked on the
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: show Alice.
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: Mm hmm, and I don't know if you notice she
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: speaks with kind of a Southern accent despite her character
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: being from Minnesota and living in Chicago.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Well, she's really from the isn't she from like Virginia
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: somewhere in real life?
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it didn't make me feel because they're sisters.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: And also Rose's teddy as we learned in the quiz
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: as mister Longfellow, and that's her prize teddy Bear, but
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: it will soon change to another teddy bear named Fernando.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: So Rose is just flip flopping and has multiple teddy Bears.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: She loves she.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Does you hear the drums? Fernando?
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Fernando, here's the little Girl? Isn't that that? Isn't
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: that the episode where the little girl has Fernando?
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which is fantasm.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Sometimes life isn't fair, kiddo, Right, yeah, yeah, it's that one.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Ok.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, spoiler. Rose will be the villain whether you pick
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: her not in that episode. A fucking nightmare anyway. Oh,
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Christy made a face everybody, I picked too hard on
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: the delightful Rose.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Oh you're fine. I just I do have to mention. Yes,
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: the drinking the water thing, she was trying to teach
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: her to be self sufficient.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: Yes, at the urging of the other girl.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Yes, so she wasn't you know, the villain there. She
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: was doing what was best for her sister.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: What you're saying is, if someone had been staying with
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: you for two and a half weeks it was of
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: able mind, body and vision that they shouldn't have made
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: you be the person to wake up and make the
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: coffee every morning. Is that what you're saying.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Oh no, my house is shaken again.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's just strictly hypothetical.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: You need a master's degree to work this woman's coffee.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Really, you can't. You can't pre stelle alarm.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: And you hit through grind, it goes. It's not hard
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Is it like a ca cup or what is it?
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: No, it's a it's a.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Like a grinder, coffee maker, all in one.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Put the whole beans up top, it grinds, dumps them
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: into the basket breus of coffee. You just put everything
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: up top and you put a fresh, empty filter in
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: the basket.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: And it's just it's just weird because part way three
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: you have to solve a golden girl's quiz.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Weird. Yeah, yeah, it's so fuck you guys.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: And coffee.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I don't mind making her coffee at all. But I
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: will say like the day before she went home, we
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: were talking to Jeremy and I said she He said
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: something like, you can't wait for her to come home
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and I said, yeah, wait till you have
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: to start making her coffee again or something like that.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: And she went, I would have made coffee. You didn't
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: say anything, and I was like, yeah, okay, so I'm
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: not really mad about it. It's just a fun thing
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: to pick on her.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I had to make Jody coffee the whole time she
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: was here too. No one when you have a house guest,
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: it's very different than like the self sufficient person that
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: would be like at like a hotel or whatever.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Well, you don't want to overstep your bounds.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom and dad have the same coffee maker
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: I have, but if they're at my house for coffee,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: they expect me to put it on because it's my house.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: So I'm just teasing.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: I don't want to piss someone off. I'll go in
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: and start using their gadgets.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: Like I just had Vight Energy drinks for when I
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: woke up and then hours later when Aaron rolled out
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: of bed.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: They have v eight Energy drinks.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: They do.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to say the Shade Hours leader rows
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: on like.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Four o'clock in the morning.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. And also that's a lie I've been I've
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: seen behind the curtain. Now it's a wizard of O
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: fill the tea.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Welcome to AOLNI group there.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there were a lot of mornings that early riser
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: here rolled out a bed much closer to seven or
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: eight because she was like, I couldn't. I just didn't
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: want to.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: Get after you put me up till like ten or
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: eleven at night.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Harry, Oh, I'm sorry. You had to be an adult
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: and be awake past like street lights coming on.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's when I have to step in on this
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: because I I am in bed by seven pm.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: You made news.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're news.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: And she likes to get up and read so what
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: my friend.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Wesley's on the news. So she goes to bed at
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: like six or seven. We have to do it. That's
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: the difference. I'm just saying. She wasn't out here at
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: like five am every morning working on weekend.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: Kristen b. She likes her old lady hour. She's a millwalker, my.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: God, not a mall walker. And she also pretends that's
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: the thing. She has you all snowed, and none of
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: you know it.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: What the ship?
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: She's not even the nicest one out of the two
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: of us.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Holy, that's definitely something the nicest one would say too.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: I'm so you're saying in private, she was just talking
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: mad shit.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Wow, this is getting so scandalous, Kristin.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Would you like to defend yourself?
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm a perfectly delightful person who loves everybody. So
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know what she's talking about.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: She made me ride the dollar store version of the
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Madder Hornet at Enchanted Forest.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: I absolutely did. It was so fun.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: That doesn't make her mean she wanted to go on
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: a ride.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: What's happening here?
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: I would have gone by myself.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't. You forced me to ride. You bought two tickets.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: You're actively lying on air right now.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: I bought tickets.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: You could have said no. I would have honored your no.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: You said, if you want to go on it, I'll
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: go with you.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, Sean, I'm sorry you had to be part of this,
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: oh by.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Not really fighting?
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Fine?
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Oh sure, yeah, fine. I was peer pressured into riding
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: a ride that almost shook my teeth out. John, you
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have fit in the right John would not have
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: fit in the ride. I barely might have. The footwell
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: was long enough. Well, but I think you would have
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: smacked your head around on the on the plexicas. I
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: did well.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Everybody did well.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: I definitely used being too tall as an excuse to
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: get out of doing stuff all the time. I can't
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: take the trash out. I'm too tall.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I can't help you move. I'm just too tad.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: I'm just too tall too.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: I can't do jury. Dude him, I'm too tall.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: You know what I swear to you. I was with
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: they were going to ask me to be part of
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: a jury. I'll be like, I don't know, can I
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: sit in these goddamn seats?
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: That's fair. Yeah, for the listener, John's six' ten and.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: What do you?
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Wear twenty?
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: One shoe twenty?
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: One, yeah it's not easy.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: For him to. Find it's Like Lebron lebron Or shack
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: or someone has the same size foot, Ash isn't that? True?
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah well, no, Actually shack has a larger shoe
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: size THAN i do at. Least but once upon a,
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: time WHEN i was in high, school And shaq was
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: in college and this was pre. Internet we wore the same.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Size we both wore twenty, shoes that's. Right and so
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: this was back in the day WHEN i was getting
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: sick of wearing basketball shoes to the beach and new
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: basketball shoes to formals and also basketball. Shoes and SO
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: i found this company after going to the library to
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Get Yellow, Pages Library, sports your local library. Kids and
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: SO i found eventually this, Company friedman's In, atlanta that
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: sent me a catalog that goes up to size twenty.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Four AND i was, like oh, Good i'll finally have
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: shoes that fit. Me AND i opened the catalog and
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: it's this you, know alligator's, skin gold, tip pointed toe as,
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: ostentatious like you, know four hundred plus dollars, shoes AND
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: i was, LIKE i called him AND i was, like
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: you guys have, LIKE i don't, know like regular, shoes
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: and they're, like, well you wear a. Twenty mister O'Neil
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: also wears a, twenty and he orders half a dozen
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: pairs at a time and then just returns the ones
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: he doesn't. Like so from now, on when that, happens
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: we'll just call you. Nice and so you will get
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: to check Out shacks returns and so FOR i don't,
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: know a little over half my high school, CAREER i
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Wore shacks.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Returns like you probably can't even find a flip? Flop can?
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: You for the?
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: BEACH i have a flip flop, now BUT i will
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: tell you don't look too close because my toes are
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: hanging over the.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: EDGE i don't think they make a crock big.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Enough they do Not No crocs or No, vans No Doc,
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: martin's you, know none of No. Sketchers, yeah like if
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: you were.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: In, CONSTRUCTION i don't know if you could get a
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: steel toe.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: BOOT i don't know IF i could get a steal To.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Converse Uh, No adidas makes, Ay, Yeah adidas makes it.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Twenty but they're very very narrow, shoes so they're very
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: difficult for me to squeeze into unless, Yeah i'm a,
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: quaddy so it's trying to fit into a shoe with you.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Know Sometimes IDAs will have those cloth tops and they'll
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: stretch a little. Bit, so, yeah this is my.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Life you're saying a lot of. FOOTWORDS i don't. Understand
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: as eight and a half or nine, LADIES i don't
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: understand what Most.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: OH i have a wine that's just one four.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Word, yes.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: A.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Wide, yes this is.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: True he needs a really.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Wide and so What i've taken to doing now IS
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: i found a company that does shoes for people with,
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: diabetes and so they have expanded. Diabetes i'm so. Sorry,
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: yeah so people that get foot, swelling it can accommodate their,
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: swelling and SO i can get away with wearing their. Shoes,
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: oh down to like an eighteen because they have so
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: much extra. Room, wow but Like nikes And rebox and
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: all that, stuff it's.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: They've got to look, Honey i'm in. Eighteen but it's.
• 55:12
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  Speaker 3: when you're the biggest gift would be for, me and
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  Speaker 3: YES i can't not, hear and the heart attack would
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  Speaker 4: Friend and the heart attack.
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  Speaker 3: Would like the, Biggest like the gift was so, big
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  Speaker 4: Yeah once you start, that you're going to sing it
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  Speaker 4: Disappointed have you not heard that?
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  Speaker 3: One? Erin?
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  Speaker 2: NO i? Have, oh, okay it was from, friends wasn't? It?
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  Speaker 3: Her, yeah that seems to.
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  Speaker 2: Track, yeah, yeah Well abby likes to sing songs. Too
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: abby will sing like The shots, song but instead of,
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  Speaker 2: shots she'll go, next, next, next, next, next, next, next
• 57:14
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• 57:23
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• 57:40
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• 57:46
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  Speaker 2: the show. Before but we established early on in the
• 57:51
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• 57:54
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  Speaker 4: That's just scientific, fact that's just. Facts that's where a
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• 58:16
  Speaker 3: learned something today. Too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, look thanks for. Coming we've had such a
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  Speaker 2: fun time with. YOU i don't know if you'd be,
• 58:23
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• 1:02:34
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, john we got you some vegan.
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