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Episode 211: Leaks, Leaks, & Doom Leaks · Chucks Cantina

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Speaker 1: This is Chuck's Cantina Podcast, where anything and everything is
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up for discussion. And now, here's your barman, Chuck O'Donnell.
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Speaker 2: You're a bit early with that, boy.
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Speaker 1: I know, but who cares? Sorry. What? I don't know
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if you hear that.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if you hear you-know-who in the background.
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Speaker 1: You-know-who?
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Speaker 2: Caitlin's in here.
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Speaker 1: She's guesting.
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Speaker 2: Sort of. She's more of just like a patron that
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sits in the corner. While we talk.
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Speaker 1: That sounds like I'm cuckolding.
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Speaker 2: That's insane.
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Speaker 1: You wish. You wish.
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Speaker 2: You wish you can cuckold this.
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Speaker 1: I don't like this already. Let's restart.
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Speaker 2: This is a weird intro.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to re-enter the chat.
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Speaker 2: That's the only way it happens is if you actually
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exit out and then come back.
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Speaker 1: I know. I'm debating. No. Don't hurt me.
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Speaker 2: Oh, she would kick my ass. Don't worry.
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Speaker 1: And she's fast, too. She's so fast.
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Speaker 2: She's fast as fuck, boy. I mean, not like she's run, like,
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you know, four marathons and about to run a fifth
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and a sixth here shortly.
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Speaker 1: I'm your favorite host. Barbara, remember how you want to
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call me Chuck.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to Chuck's Cantina. Chuck's Cantina on your socials. Chuck's
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Cantina on gmail.com. Episode 2-1-1. Episode 2-1-1. 2-1-1.
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Speaker 1: In the 2-1-1. Everybody in 2-1-1.
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Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay. I was trying to think about that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Do you know what's crazy?
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Speaker 1: Really quick.
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Speaker 2: I know there's still a round, but like, how do
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I put this? I just remember growing up as a kid, and, like,
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obviously because of the things you and I watch, you
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would have thought that, like, oh, man, this is, like,
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the next big fucking band. And after 2001, it just, like, died.
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Speaker 1: But now they're doing shit.
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Speaker 2: Dude, Metallica's doing another stadium tour, and they're opening for them.
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Speaker 1: Limp Bizkit is opening for Metallica.
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Speaker 2: I hear on the radio, I don't know if it's
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the Chicago one, but apparently they're opening for... now they got.
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Speaker 1: Some they got some heavy riffs i can.
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Speaker 2: They do but like if you know like limp biscuits
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like majority of their songs like that's a weird that's
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a weird.
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Speaker 1: Opener yeah the crossover is not really there yeah but
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nowadays like who gives a shit they're both old as
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hell bands men with gray beards talking about they got
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a chainsaw.
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Speaker 2: I know your birthday is tomorrow, but, you know, isn't
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it crazy that we're just sitting here talking and we're
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saying Limp Bizkit is old?
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Speaker 1: No, shut up. Fuck you. I'm leaving. 33. Yeah, man.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to Club 33. Wait, what is that? Trink to trace?
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Did I say that right? I don't know if I
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said that right.
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Speaker 1: Trink to trace?
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Speaker 2: Trink to trace? Yeah, I think that's right.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you put the Y in there
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for the and, but who gives a shit? No, you don't. Treintitres.
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Speaker 2: Treintitres.
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Speaker 1: Veinticinco. No. Veinticinco cuatro ocho.
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Speaker 2: Hey, Bruno, we're not supposed to talk about you, but
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just because we are, what are you drinking?
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Speaker 1: So, I'm polishing off a mango lemonade Celsius. Jesus. And
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I'm pairing that with a little Woodford Reserve. Ooh. Because
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it's my barf day and I don't give a fuck. Right,
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so I guess I don't give a.
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Speaker 2: I don't give a.
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Speaker 1: I don't give a.
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Speaker 2: I don't give a.
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Speaker 1: I couldn't be asked. Couldn't bloody be asked.
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Speaker 2: You know?
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Speaker 1: Are you taking a piss?
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Speaker 3: Sorry, no.
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Speaker 2: I'm drinking a crisp DC.
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Speaker 1: Crisp death, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, no, it is.
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Speaker 1: And you know what? Today, Chuck, was a good fucking day. Yes,
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it was.
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Speaker 2: Why was that?
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Speaker 1: It was such a good day, bro.
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Speaker 2: Was it like Ice Cube it was a good day?
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Speaker 1: It was a good day.
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Speaker 2: It's a great song.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, I can take it. It was a good day.
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Ain't nobody gonna lie tonight. I think that's a different song. No,
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but dude, it started off super duper strong. What a
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wild birthday. Super duper duper strong, and I'll tell you why. Because,
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praise the Lord, my wife finally got her work permit.
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Speaker 2: Oh, Mazel Tov. Nice.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. And it was the dual thing where it's
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the work permit and the travel... I don't know. The
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allowance permit. Whatever the fuck.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
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Speaker 1: So she can... Not only can she start looking for
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a job, which she's been dying to do, and she's
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got all these cool opportunities she keeps hearing about, and
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she's like, well, I guess I can't fucking do that.
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But now she has, you know, the ability to go travel.
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You know what I mean? Right. So she can... if
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she wanted to, and we had the money, she can
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go see her parents. You know what I mean? And
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that's the, that's the hard thing. Cause her parents are
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a lot older, you know, you know, um, well, you know,
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all jokes and fun times aside, her dad's dealing with,
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you know, some serious stuff and, uh, you know, and
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like we talked about going over there and having a
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wedding too. So all that's looking way more, feasible and possible.
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And it's just, it started off super duper strong. That's
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the day.
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Speaker 2: And that's a pretty good, that's a good way to
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start the day.
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Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
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Speaker 2: Waking up to that email.
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Speaker 1: Cheers. Clinkety clink. Um, shout outs to clickety clack. Oh,
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I drink whiskey like such a bitch, dude.
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Speaker 2: No, you do not. I'm like, I'm like clickety clack.
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I love him to death. He drinks whiskey like a bitch,
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but that's cause he doesn't drink whiskey. Although I'm jealous
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of it because he just came back from Mexico and
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every time he ate a taco, which is for like
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every meal, he would send me a picture with no context.
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And I'd be like, fuck you.
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Speaker 1: He's like, love you too. Dude, side tangent about tacos. Yeah.
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We've been watching a lot of, you know, video, like
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YouTube stuff about restaurants. There's this, I think it's a
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New York Times show called Mazin Platz or whatever the fuck.
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But basically it's like the term for preparing all the
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stuff before you cook it. And it's kind of like
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a behind-the-scenes thing about restaurants that, like, their preparation process
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for all the stuff. And we found out about this, like,
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authentic Mexican restaurant called Pascual's in the D.C. area. And
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so we're definitely going to go there. But they have this.
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Speaker 2: I hope they have Shagzilla about that. He's not too
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far from D.C.
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Speaker 1: Oh, dude, yeah. Maybe he's heard about it. But they
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do their al pastor tacos. It's, like, the only taco
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they have on the menu. But they do it, like,
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the style that you'd see, like, gyros being made, where
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they just stack the meat on this fucking pike, and
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then they rotate it. But they put, like, a little
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pineapple at the bottom and the top, and they lay
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the onions in there. And then they have a wood-fired
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grill where they're just, like, rotating this thing next to it.
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It looks so goddamn good. I talked about it.
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Speaker 2: I think it was... I think, yeah, I think it
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was last, when we were in Virginia. It was a
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couple months ago.
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Speaker 1: Oh, dude, you weren't that far.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, and we were out there, and I forget.
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All right, now my dogs are going to start fighting.
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And we were, I think it was like our second
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or last night there. We went to this Mexican restaurant,
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and I got fish tacos. And like, cause the waiter
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like really was like, you should definitely try these. I'm like, okay,
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I'm down. And now I'm thinking like, it's gonna be like,
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you know, your shredded fish with like your, whatever seasonings
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you put on it. So I got two different types.
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I got the regular one. And then he said, you
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gotta try the special one. And they said with our
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special hot sauce.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay.
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Speaker 2: Well, I didn't ask. And also to clarify the menu.
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And remember, cause even drew was like, or Shagzilla rather
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was like, like, well, I didn't know it was that.
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Cause if he's like, if I would've known, I wouldn't
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gotten that too. And it's okay.
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Speaker 1: I let him have one.
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Speaker 2: Cause I'm not an asshole. i'm a fat fuck i'm
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not an asshole anyway so it literally was the shredded
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your basic regular shredded i'm not gonna say basic it
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was your shredded taco all that all the good stuff
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and the fixings on it but then the special one
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was literally a i'm gonna preface this it's the only
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way to describe it no i am not kanye allegedly
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i don't like fish sticks but it.
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Speaker 1: Was literally a fried fish stick Like a battered.
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Speaker 2: A battered whole fucking thing. Because all of a sudden,
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I'm looking at my plate. I'm like, why is there
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a giant fucking fish stick on my taco?
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a fish and chip style, like half
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a fish. Yep. And then you tear that up and
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put it on tortillas? 100%. Brother. Dude, and that.
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Speaker 2: When I tell you that shit tasted fresh as shit.
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Speaker 1: It was so good. And.
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Speaker 2: I, I remember when I gave, I gave Drew one,
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he gave me one of his. I remember when I
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gave him one, I was kind of like, Oh, I.
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Speaker 1: Wanted that one.
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Speaker 2: My name is Betty, but no, it was no, I,
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I dude. And here's the thing. Like speaking of shows,
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I forget what the name of a Bourdain show was.
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Speaker 1: No, uh, no reservation.
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Speaker 2: Thank you. And I still haven't seen Tony. I actually,
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it wasn't out that long, but I heard actually, it
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was pretty good.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Um, Was that Andrew Garfield playing him? No, no.
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Speaker 2: Garfield played whoever one of the AI guys is, I believe.
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Speaker 1: I might be mistaken.
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Speaker 2: I know he played like one of the– he's had
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like a bunch of movies come out recently.
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Speaker 1: But anyway, one of the– Yeah, Robert Pattinson too. He
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just keeps cranking them out. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Pattinson just did the Chris Hansen thing.
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Speaker 1: I wonder what that's going to be like.
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Speaker 2: That's going to be a very interesting movie. But anyway, no,
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there's that... I forget the name of the.
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Speaker 1: Oh, it was Dominic Sessa. Whatever. I don't know. I
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never knew his name, but the same guy that did....
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Speaker 2: This is Garfield you're speaking of, correct?
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Speaker 1: No, for Tony.
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Speaker 2: Oh, Tony.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I couldn't tell you.
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Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you.
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Speaker 1: Young Anthony Bourdain.
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Speaker 2: But I think it was literally Bourdain's, like, the best
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pizza he's ever had. It's, like, close to Chicago, but
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it's actually not that far from my house. I just
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haven't been there yet, and I'm like, I gotta go
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try that.
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Speaker 1: You gotta go, dude. What the fuck? I know. No,
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we gotta go.
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Speaker 2: I was gonna say. Because suppose what you said, it's, like,
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the best pizza he's ever had. Like, we're talking about Bourdain.
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Speaker 1: This is a weird tangent that we're on, but, like,
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speaking of places I gotta go... I keep seeing stuff
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about this sandwich place called Wario's in Columbus, Ohio. And, like, legitimately,
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last weekend, I contemplated driving, like, three and a half
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hours to go.
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Speaker 2: Dude, free will. Do it.
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Speaker 1: Fuck it. Do it. Dude, I want to so bad.
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Speaker 2: Free will.
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Speaker 1: I will. Okay. Do it. I will. I don't know
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where he's at, but I'll break him up if I
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have to.
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Speaker 2: Free will sesso.
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Speaker 1: Dude, I keep seeing shit about this fucking sandwich, and
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I'm like. A semolina bread, a fucking cheesesteak. Looks fucking fine.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, that shit drives, and I told you, I got
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rid of that because they don't pay me. I got
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rid of that one double worded social app, you know,
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where it's like random videos up here every two seconds.
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Speaker 1: I used to hate. It wasn't even words. They were
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just sounds.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's literally just sounds. Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Like, what are you, a clock?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here.
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Speaker 2: If anything, it kind of rhymes with clickety clack. Probably
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the best way to say it. So he's going to
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hate I said it because he hates that app. um
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like reverse it no i i used to hate when
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you would be like scrolling and then like this amazing
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plate of food or like this awesome looking restaurant come
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up and it's like oh my god this looks so
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good where is it you know i'm in the outskirts
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of chicago illinois where is this place san jose california
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like when the fuck am i gonna be in san
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jose california i'll be in la california next year but
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when the fuck am i going to san jose or
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like i forget there was one where It was literally like,
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and I mean like in the outskirts of nowhere in Oklahoma.
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I've driven through Oklahoma. No, thank you.
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Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up. You're going to L.A.?
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When are you going to L.A.
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Speaker 2: For, yeah, next spring for Star Wars Celebration.
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Speaker 1: Oh, sick, dude. Hell yeah. Is that Disney?
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Speaker 2: How do I explain this? It is and it isn't.
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It's Lucas' own thing.
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Speaker 1: They have their own amusement park? No, no, no, no.
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Speaker 2: Think of it like Comic-Con. oh well that's tight yeah
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so and they don't do it every year they only
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do it when they want to which makes it even
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cooler in my opinion um and it's also the 50th
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anniversary so fuck yeah yeah it's gonna be really interesting
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I'm very much looking forward to it and also like
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the Lucas Museum just opened up I think literally yesterday
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so if anything yeah it's gonna be a really interesting
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time um I'm really looking forward.
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Speaker 1: To that that's so fucking awesome It's nice to have
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big old travel plans.
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Speaker 2: I've never been to California.
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Speaker 1: California.
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Speaker 2: I'm really looking forward to it.
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Speaker 1: It's sick.
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Speaker 2: And it's in LA.
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Speaker 1: It's in the outskirts.
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Speaker 2: It's in the outskirts, but yes.
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Speaker 1: Obviously, the wife and I were just there not that
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long ago. Right. We were in the San Francisco area
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and drove north to see the Redwoods. That probably is...
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too far of a drive but if you can get
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out into like the woods and see some nature and
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shit I recommend it if you can.
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Speaker 2: Somehow oh oh believe me I have like 10 different
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drafts of plans in my phone which I mean I've
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used which I've used AI for like different things like okay.
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Speaker 1: What can we do with this use my guy yeah
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well also because here's the thing if I tell you
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what I'm gonna do right now I'm gonna forget about
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in 10 fucking minutes but if I write it down
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gotta write it down.
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Speaker 2: I gotta write it down or I have it manually
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typed out for me not manually automatically Jesus Thank you.
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Speaker 1: In a dictate.
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Speaker 2: Annotated.
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Speaker 1: Computer. Computer. Computer, activate Newt's app. Yes. But no, circling
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back around, why was the day good? The day was good.
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Speaker 2: Yes, I was going to say.
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Speaker 1: Because it started really good. It started great. Great drive.
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Done work. Smooth.
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Speaker 2: Oh, they're going to take a great drive to Ohio. Sorry.
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Speaker 1: Not during the week. That'd be insane.
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Speaker 2: Free will.
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Speaker 1: That'd be insane. Don't be completely ludicrous. The work was good.
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Started off strong. Kids are doing great. You know, making progress.
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Good sessions. Good collaboration with the team. Awesome. And, you know,
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we got in the weeds with the work permit thing.
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So I didn't make lunch. Didn't have lunch ready. So
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I went to my DoorDash and Which they're getting sued. Oh, fuck.
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I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: Wait, why are they getting sued?
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Speaker 1: Apparently they were underpaying a bunch of people in New
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York City. I'm shocked. Mom Donnie was like, yeah, we
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figured out that they were underpaying everybody for like years
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and they have to pay out like over a million dollars. Allegedly. Allegedly.
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But I found this great like Nepali restaurant called Everest
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something or other. Shout out. Because I don't know if
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you know what momos are. no momos they're essentially dumplings
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but they're served in like a sauce typically um live
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on air but i got butter chicken momos and brother
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oh what fucking delicious so that was good They were
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fucking good, bro. I'm a sucker for a dumpling, but
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when you put butter chicken in the dumplings with the sauce.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it literally says butter chicken on this.
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Speaker 1: It's so fucking good, man. Anyway, so that was fucking solid.
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The rest of my day went well. Got home. I
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had ordered the wife this thing for her iPad because
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she's been doing a lot of art and drawing where
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it makes the iPad feel like you're drawing on paper,
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and it came with these different points for her.
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Fruit based tech company pen. Um, did I already say iPad? Fuck. Nevermind.
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Speaker 2: Um, no, that's fine.
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Speaker 1: It's a, it's a, you're fine. It's a thing. Not
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a place for people. I mean, they literally.
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Speaker 2: Use that word for kids who use it at the
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table and it couldn't even be that device.
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Speaker 1: So it's fine.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Children, uh, tablet children. Um, that sounds weird. It sounds
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not good. It's not something like the future is now
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and it's bad. Um, but then, you know, took, Sorry.
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Take the cake on the day I get to talk
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to my best friend about cool shit like the Wolverine game. Oh,
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you're going to bring that up?
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Speaker 2: I'm actually glad you brought that up because I got.
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Speaker 1: A reason to bring that up too. I have opinions.
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That's right.
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Speaker 2: You've played it, haven't you?
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Speaker 1: I haven't. I've played it. I'm about a third of
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the way through because it's not the longest game.
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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's not the longest game when you don't
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have to play because you always win no matter what
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and you don't die. Not because you're Wolverine, but just
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because they like to hold your hand.
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Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing, right? Like, are they holding your hand?
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Because you can die. You can get fucking murked, man.
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It's not like you can just not play it.
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Speaker 2: But how could you die when there's constant fart gas
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showing you where to go?
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Speaker 1: Right. But that's the thing. Here's the thing, right? I
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have thoughts on that. Yes. First of all... First of all... Okay.
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First of all... The people that were calling it fart gas...
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Probably didn't do what I did because all the accessibility
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options let you change the color indicators for a lot
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of things. So the fart gas, you can actually change
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the color of and you can make it green. And
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so when there is that trail of scent, you can
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literally make it look like somebody, Jean Grey let out
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a stinky and it's just wafting through. But here's the
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fucking thing, right?
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Speaker 2: Really quick, sorry. I didn't know that because all the
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memes have been the blue one. The blue one, the.
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Speaker 1: Default, right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You can make it all kinds of colors.
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Speaker 2: I didn't know you could make it literal.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can literally turn it green, and it's awesome.
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Here's the thing.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: Here's the thing about that, that all the reviews are saying.
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They make it fucking seem like it is this constant
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fucking thing, right? That there is always this trail.
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Speaker 2: That's all I've heard.
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Speaker 1: And that is not the case whatsoever. The trail only
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appears when you are literally in story like kayfabe. Wolverine
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is fucking using his senses, his sense of smell to
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track someone's location. Okay. So it only appears during those moments, right?
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Every other time, you know, it's either there's nothing like
19:06
that or like let's say there's these enemies called hunters, right?
19:09
And they can turn invisible. And so the only way
19:12
that you can fucking tell where they are is.
19:14
Speaker 2: That you're literally... We got to sniff them out.
19:17
Speaker 1: We're not even sniffing. It's his hearing at that point, right?
19:19
Because you're hearing them crunch through the snow or walk
19:22
on the metal flooring, right? And so it's literally like
19:25
little blips of green in the shape of footprints as
19:28
they're walking. And so you can see their path, right?
19:31
Or like, again, like when you're sneaking through this place
19:34
and you're trying to find the passkey for this keypad...
19:38
You can literally smell where the fucking fingers have been, which, pause,
19:43
that's a little whatever.
19:45
Speaker 2: Speaking of fart.
19:46
Speaker 1: You can literally see like, the traces of the keypad, the, fuck. Sorry. No,
19:53
it's fine.
19:54
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Where have those fingers been?
19:57
Speaker 1: And you pull someone's feet. No.
20:00
Speaker 2: Pull their finger.
20:00
Speaker 1: But, like, it's not a constant fucking thing, right?
20:04
Speaker 2: Yeah.
20:04
Speaker 1: And then, you know, so I think it's the way
20:07
they utilize it, which... Already, they've gone and updated it
20:10
to make it less effusive of this big fucking cloud.
20:14
It's more like this sense of a wafting scent, which
20:18
I knew they were going to do. They do it
20:20
with every game now. It's like, okay, let's patch it. Okay,
20:23
people didn't like this. This doesn't work. Let's patch it.
20:26
I'm not going to sit here and say it's the
20:27
perfect game, but all of the things that people are
20:29
complaining about are easily like, well, yeah, just fucking who
20:34
gives a shit? You know what I mean? It's like,
20:37
is it this big was it when I played it
20:39
the first time before the update, was it this big
20:41
glaring thing? No, I didn't give a fuck about it.
20:43
Cause like, okay, obviously they're like, the trail is going
20:46
up this way. This is a clear environmental thing that
20:49
I run up. Yeah. The dogs agree with me. The
20:52
dogs are like, Hey, yeah.
20:54
Speaker 2: Um, I think they're, I think they're chasing the cat.
20:56
I think they're chasing the cat.
20:57
Speaker 1: Sorry. Another fucking thing too, though, is like, you know,
21:01
another gripe I had with a lot of the reviews
21:03
is that they, they say that like, Oh, the, the
21:05
combat got repetitive and like, By the late game, it
21:09
was like, I'm doing the same shit. Well, it's like,
21:11
think about it like this, right? You are playing this
21:13
game nonstop for a review. I would get burnt out
21:18
doing anything if that's all I was fucking doing.
21:21
Speaker 2: What game isn't like that? Okay, because here's the thing.
21:23
Let's look at all the other games. I'm not even
21:26
going to say Spider-Man. Look at God of War. You're
21:28
telling me you really use the, what is it, 50
21:32
or 100 combos? No, you do the same fucking three.
21:37
Speaker 1: And then when you unlock a new one, you might
21:38
try it out.
21:39
Speaker 2: You forget about it two seconds later.
21:41
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you go back to what's working. God of
21:44
War is a great example of, like, I think the
21:46
peak of what this kind of action, slight RPG genre
21:51
could be is that, like, they give you enough to
21:55
keep you going. And there's a bunch of side shit.
21:58
In the new God of War, there's so much side content. And, like,
22:01
the areas were big enough to explore. And there were, like,
22:03
hidden shit that didn't have to do with the main
22:05
quest at all. And you could go knock some stuff out.
22:09
All of the dragon fights in the newer one were
22:12
completely optional. I don't think there was a required fight.
22:17
It was all side content. Wolverine, admittedly, doesn't have a
22:21
ton of side content, but it does have these challenge missions.
22:27
It's neat how they set it up without spoiling anything.
22:32
It's like, But even then, you know, you find that
22:35
in the environment of these levels. Like, it's side, but
22:38
it's not, like, completely hidden, right? Yeah.
22:41
Speaker 2: And I think it's going back to that whole thing
22:43
where people just... Again, I haven't played it. I'm not
22:46
going to play it because it's not on PC, especially
22:49
with Sony's new directives, which I don't necessarily agree with,
22:52
which the majority of the world doesn't either. But.
22:56
Speaker 1: Neither.
22:56
Speaker 2: It's... all I'm seeing now is people are now talking
23:01
about like how, since they fixed the fart gas, um,
23:05
among other things is now people are going back to like, well,
23:08
here's what they actually took out of the game based
23:09
on leaks. And so like, it's like, it's like, okay,
23:11
if you're literally having a week now to go in,
23:13
you're trying to, you're trying to pull shit that was
23:16
allegedly leaked like a year and a half ago. And
23:19
it's not in there now. It's like, all right, you're running.
23:21
Cause I mean, I don't know what the scores are,
23:22
but I remember like when it first came out like.
23:25
Speaker 1: Those middling six sevens it was like.
23:27
Speaker 2: Yeah but now from what i'm seeing the majority the
23:30
majority is people enjoy it that do they all have
23:33
their critiques on it absolutely but like.
23:35
Speaker 1: Oh my god yeah there's so much to love about
23:37
the fucking game dude it is one of if not
23:41
the like prettiest games right like and but i never
23:47
say this about games the fucking acting You know what
23:51
I'm saying?
23:52
Speaker 2: Yeah.
23:52
Speaker 1: The level of technology we have for like mocap and
23:55
facial shit, like those animations, it's like superb, dude. And like,
24:02
you know, and the set pieces, dude, the scene that's
24:07
in trailers and shit where he's driving the fucking motorcycle
24:09
down the highway. Yeah. Blew my mind because it's like,
24:12
oh shit, I felt like I was playing like Burnout
24:14
Revenge where it's just like you're going so goddamn fast. Yeah.
24:18
And then people start coming in and ATVs and like
24:21
trying to shoot you and you're using the claws to
24:22
fucking pop the tires. And then they're like causing traffic
24:27
shit to happen. And, and then like you go up
24:30
this Ridge and he's jumping off the fucking thing and
24:33
you're landing on the trucks. And, and just dude, when
24:35
he goes to like the berserker rage, it's just like,
24:38
oh shit game on. Um, you know, and of course
24:41
you've got the insomniac, you know, uh, Mark of like
24:44
all the suits look really good. Yeah. And, um, You know,
24:48
the downtime between missions is really solid because it's like,
24:53
if you're a fan of X-Men lore, which, like, anybody
24:57
our age did not grow up with fucking the X-Men. Shit,
25:00
my wife, who lived across, on the other side of
25:02
the world, was a fan of the X-Men because of
25:04
that fucking animated show.
25:05
Speaker 2: And even if you didn't, you knew what it was.
25:08
Speaker 1: You know who fucking Wolverine is. Right. It's the same
25:11
reason the Batman games did so well back in the day.
25:14
Speaker 2: Oh, God, you make it sound so old when you
25:16
say that.
25:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, back in the day when we had to crank
25:20
the generator.
25:21
Speaker 2: Or find the 300 Riddler trophies again.
25:27
Speaker 1: Fuck that. Fuck that. I still haven't done that.
25:32
Speaker 2: No, that's literally, I can't tell you how many times
25:35
I've gotten like 130% or whatever, and I really don't
25:38
get 135 is because fuck those trophies.
25:41
Speaker 1: The fact that it's over 100%, it's like we knew
25:43
you guys weren't going to do that. Yeah.
25:46
Speaker 2: All just to maybe fight him one time in the
25:49
last game.
25:50
Speaker 1: Which is like, fuck that.
25:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck that.
25:54
Speaker 1: You've got all this money to set up all these
25:55
tunnels and challenges and shit, and you just can't go
25:58
fuck up on an island?
25:59
Speaker 2: You think after Batman solves the first, I don't know,
26:01
700 in the first two or three games, you think after.
26:05
Speaker 1: He's in his hideout with a pencil and a notebook
26:07
just trying to fuck her up like... Okay, what if
26:09
I made him guess what a fucking clock was? No,
26:12
he did that already. A cup?
26:14
Speaker 2: Fuck.
26:14
Speaker 1: A banana?
26:16
Speaker 2: Riddle me this, Batman. What did I say about this riddle? Fuck!
26:21
Speaker 1: Riddle me this. When's my birthday? What's my favorite color?
26:26
It's obviously green. It's definitely green.
26:31
Speaker 2: Wait, that's not a riddle.
26:32
Speaker 1: What shade, Batman? What shade of green?
26:35
Speaker 2: Um.
26:37
If you aim to give us a shot, we'll riddle you.
26:40
Speaker 1: Is it a helicopter? Is it a helicopter?
26:44
Speaker 2: That's one that sticks in the back of my head.
26:48
Speaker 1: And dude, look. What I love about the fucking game
26:52
is that it's the ultimate Wolverine power fantasy. You know
26:57
what I mean? The shit that other games hadn't really
26:59
done is like, yeah, like X-Men Origins, you had the
27:02
combos and shit, and you could throw people around or whatever.
27:07
Like the healing factor looked really good in that game.
27:10
The one on the GameCube was like super stealthy.
27:13
Speaker 2: But it had all the... GameCube, my God.
27:15
Speaker 1: It had all the like nods to everything. Like he's
27:19
been in all these fighting games and all this shit.
27:21
This one makes you feel like you are just a
27:25
fucking savage. And like there's a feature where you're like
27:29
leaping at people. That's like almost like your heavy attack.
27:32
But you stun people, like, by doing, like, a 300
27:36
Spartan kick, knocking them into shit. They're stunned. And you
27:39
go up, and you just start. Just stab. Like, just
27:43
going at it. Just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
27:48
And there's blood flying everywhere. And I'm not a violent person.
27:52
But that makes you feel like fucking Wolverine, dude. You know,
27:56
you go into the cutscene, you're covered in fucking blood,
27:58
your suit's all fucking shot to shit. But again, I
28:00
just think it's at the point where people.
28:02
Speaker 2: Are just trying to find stuff to, like... I don't
28:04
want to say find stuff to bitch about, but they're
28:06
just trying to find stuff to bitch about. Because, like
28:08
I said, like, I... Other than the fart gas and
28:11
then the motorcycle, like, hand-holding shit, that's all I've heard.
28:17
But then I see, like, the reviews, and, like, they're
28:20
more positive than negative. Like, yeah, again, even God of War, which...
28:24
I mean, it has its critiques. What game does have critiques?
28:27
Fucking Ocarina of Time has critiques. You know what I mean?
28:32
There's no such thing as perfect, but at the same time, though,
28:37
when you're, like I said, literally having to go and
28:41
pull back the leaks that had what was it like
28:42
three or four years ago it was a while ago
28:45
it was a lot and like i mean if could
28:47
they have been could that have been fake could they
28:49
have been bullshit yeah but like now they're going to
28:52
the files and they're seeing like oh actually no you
28:54
were supposed to be able to do that and it's
28:55
just like shit changes all the time like um well
28:59
speaking of batman remember was it like i think it
29:00
was arkham like if you oh yeah if you got
29:02
on the playstation 3 only you could play as the
29:04
joker for a mission You know what I mean? And
29:06
that was supposed to be for all the other ones,
29:08
but they took it out because Sony's like money allegedly. So,
29:12
but like, and all it was, was you just hit
29:14
people with a crowbar, which I mean, if you're a
29:16
Joker fan, that's, so it's pretty awesome.
29:18
Speaker 1: He had his little chattering teeth or whatever.
29:21
Speaker 2: Yeah. Chattering teeth is bomb.
29:23
Speaker 1: But yeah.
29:24
Speaker 2: And like, here's the thing I actually want to kind
29:26
of go into a little bit with you about leaks
29:28
is like how I put this. Unless you're like giving
29:31
stuff to like those media outlets that like pay you.
29:34
I'm not going to say which one. It's got three letters.
29:36
It's pretty obvious. But like where they literally say we'll pay.
29:40
you for that shit like like with wrestling or like
29:42
people who post shit on reddit or the internet like
29:45
who how why just legitimately like why is it just
29:49
because it's like haha i fucked you over but it's
29:51
like no one knows who the fuck you are and
29:53
it's not and it's And it's not, like, arrogance, like,
29:55
no one knows who you are because you post. It's like, no,
29:57
because there's no source. Which, I mean, obviously you don't
29:59
want to do it because they don't want to, like,
30:00
give it away and it gets taken down. But at
30:02
the same time, it's like, how does that benefit you? Like,
30:05
any time you hear, like, Meltzer, like, what's happening? It's like,
30:09
how does that benefit the person who told you that?
30:11
Is it just because it's like, fuck you, I'm going
30:13
to spoil your shit. But it's like, how?
30:16
Speaker 1: Why? Yeah, I mean, it's literally, yeah, the same thing
30:18
as spoilers. When people will just stand outside of... movie
30:22
theaters and talk like shout the ending i'll never forget
30:26
like even if it's unintentional you know i guess it's
30:29
different if it's unintentional but i like was walking to
30:31
go see end game and i literally heard somebody talking
30:34
about how iron man dies yeah that would that would
30:37
piss me off too well it's like i'm literally walking
30:40
to get my popcorn right now i mean obviously.
30:42
Speaker 2: It's one of two things either that person's just being
30:44
an an asshole or they're just generally the next second
30:46
i remember when i went to go see no way
30:48
home i was doing like uh I don't know if
30:51
you ever saw Fever Pick. He's literally plugging his ears
30:54
screaming because he's wanting to hear the score of the
30:55
Red Sox game. We all knew it was going to
30:58
happen in No Way Home, but I didn't want to
31:00
know how. Thankfully, I didn't.
31:03
Speaker 1: It's the how that happens. That's what I held on to.
31:06
It's the how. Even if that happens, how the fuck
31:09
does it happen? I wasn't disappointed at all. By the
31:13
time that shit popped off, I was like, I didn't
31:15
see it coming. It was good. What were you going
31:17
to say?
31:19
Speaker 2: Well, did you hear about... So you know that the...
31:22
What is it? The re-releasing endgame this weekend?
31:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, Encore. Yeah, did you hear that... And it's got
31:27
like an extra minute or so?
31:29
Speaker 2: No, so supposedly it's a couple extra minutes.
31:33
Speaker 1: It leaked. Of course it leaked. People like to tell me.
31:38
Speaker 2: Now, here's where I have to... I'm not defending the leakers.
31:42
Because essentially your.
31:46
You're re-releasing a movie, which you're also trying to get
31:50
the record again, which Titanic's done it, Avatar's done it,
31:53
they've all done it. But you had to have known
31:58
that even if this didn't leak prior to wherever the
32:02
first showing is, whether that be tomorrow, even today. Actually,
32:04
it leaked today, so it probably was today. Whatever the
32:07
first showing was, that shit was going to be on
32:09
YouTube in the first five minutes. But instead, not only
32:14
did the post-credit things leak, the entire thing leaked.
32:20
Speaker 1: The entire movie?
32:21
Speaker 2: The entire movie.
32:22
Speaker 1: The movie that's already been out?
32:24
Speaker 2: So, well, because they added, like, not, like, added whole news,
32:26
other than, like, the, what do you call it, the
32:29
new post-credit stuff, because, again, there is no post-credit. But
32:31
they literally, there's, like, little, like, extra stuff, like fight scenes,
32:36
or not extra, extra scenes within fight scenes that are
32:39
already known from what I read.
32:40
Speaker 1: They just extended, they extended. like an extended edition where
32:42
like some scenes have extra. Yeah.
32:45
Speaker 2: So like, I think like when captain America fights captain America,
32:47
there might be a couple extra punches. I don't know.
32:48
Like that just, I'm just hyping. I'm just speaking hypothetically here,
32:52
but Hey now, but it all.
32:55
Speaker 1: Yeah.
32:55
Speaker 2: The post credit scenes, hint, hint leaked.
33:02
Speaker 1: All right. Which happens.
33:05
Speaker 2: Oh, you want me to be that guy?
33:07
Speaker 1: No, I mean, I mean, I saw it. You saw
33:10
the movie already?
33:11
Speaker 2: No, I saw the scenes.
33:12
Speaker 1: No, of course you didn't.
33:13
Speaker 2: Because I'm sorry. Here's my... You have to, right?
33:16
Speaker 1: If you know what's out there.
33:17
Speaker 2: I understand. Here's my argument for it.
33:19
Speaker 1: Okay.
33:20
Speaker 2: I understand why they're doing this. They're doing this for
33:23
one of two reasons. One, it's not even to try
33:25
to get the record back. It's to help promote Endgame.
33:28
Speaker 1: Fuck me.
33:29
Speaker 2: Doomsday. Because obviously with what... I mean, everyone knows who's
33:33
playing Doom. It's like, okay, how do we explain why,
33:35
you know, Dr. Doom looks like Tony Stark? Even though allegedly...
33:40
Even though, allegedly, he doesn't show his face in the movie.
33:42
That's a rumor.
33:43
Speaker 1: But, which, if that's... Post-credit scenes?
33:46
Speaker 2: So....
33:48
Speaker 1: Fuck it. Okay.
33:49
Speaker 2: Spoiler.
33:51
Speaker 1: Sorry. You don't have to.
33:53
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be a rumor. Fuck it. Here's your... Okay, actually, yeah.
33:56
Time out. Here's your slurp review for Endgame Encore, because
34:00
it comes out this week, and Endgame's been out since 2019.
34:05
Speaker 1: Which, if you want the slurp review for that... There's probably,
34:08
there's probably, well.
34:09
Speaker 2: The podcast wasn't around then, but I'm pretty sure I
34:11
ranked it.
34:12
Speaker 1: Actually.
34:12
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, because I've, I've argued this and I've said,
34:14
I think it's better than infinity war. Fight me.
34:17
Speaker 1: So it definitely is.
34:19
Speaker 2: Well, I don't call it, I don't call infinity war
34:21
infinity war. I call it a Marvel studios presents Thanos,
34:24
the movie. So I've gotten in a couple of arguments
34:28
on this podcast and other ones about that before. So
34:32
it ends. There's only three things. It's one. It's, um,
34:37
Try to remember.
34:37
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
34:38
Speaker 2: So, where Peggy, or spoiler, Peggy and Steve are dancing. Okay,
34:43
you know what? I'm going to give a light spoiler.
34:45
Let me do that.
34:45
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Just spoil it.
34:47
Speaker 2: Spoil it?
34:47
Speaker 1: Okay.
34:48
Speaker 2: My wife said spoil it. Thank God you're here. My wife,
34:52
she inspires me. Where Peggy and Steve are dancing, Loki
34:55
shows up. Well, he's with the TVA, and he goes,
34:59
what the fuck you doing? And essentially, it's where, and again,
35:03
they don't do the full context, probably because they're going
35:06
to show more of it, I assume, in Doomsday. But essentially,
35:08
he's like, I'm with the TVA, you're not supposed to
35:11
be here, da-da-da-da-da. Then it goes to the TVA, and
35:15
it shows that, for some reason, the multiverse is collapsing
35:19
on itself, so much so there are two planets from
35:21
two different universes about to collide, and they're so afraid
35:24
of each other, they're shooting nukes at one another.
35:26
Speaker 1: Okay.
35:28
Speaker 2: And then third.
35:30
Speaker 1: Dude, okay, pause. That's what they did in the comics. Yes.
35:34
I'm pretty sure.
35:35
Speaker 2: No, in Secret Wars, 100 fucking percent.
35:39
Speaker 1: That was the plot of Secret Wars.
35:41
Speaker 2: That's literally what happened.
35:42
Speaker 1: So if you.
35:43
Speaker 2: Read Secret Wars, it's not a spoiler. So, and then third,
35:47
if you've read it, or not read, if you've seen
35:50
Brand New Day, which we already spoiled, well, not spoiled,
35:52
we already reviewed it on this podcast, which, okay, pause, pause.
35:55
Speaker 1: We'll come back to that because we left out something
35:58
that was super important that changes my review I'm not
36:02
going to say oh wait Brand New Day so we
36:04
need to go back one more episode episode 210 but
36:08
finish what you were going to say no no no
36:10
you go first because Brand New Day is involved in
36:13
this post credit and it's not involving Spider-Man that's all
36:18
I'll tell you well okay so what we left off
36:21
which I can't believe because we danced around it we
36:23
talked about the hospital scene but the scene where Frank
36:27
is wearing the mask and distracting everybody and Peter actually
36:30
gets to go out into the crowd and feel that
36:34
level of love and appreciation and just have that moment.
36:38
Speaker 2: Oh, and take it all in.
36:39
Speaker 1: Take it all in. That was a moment where like,
36:42
we haven't really been able to see that for anybody,
36:47
any superhero. And like, if they're, Spider-Man is like the
36:51
heart and soul of like the superhero community and, embodies
36:55
what they all do it for the reason for doing
36:58
it in the first place the choice to be a
36:59
hero and for him to see the impact of that
37:02
raises my score from 9 to dare I say a 9.5 I.
37:13
Speaker 2: Can actually argue that one about the crowd because I
37:16
would say for Iron Man it's the same thing because
37:19
in the first Iron Man movies he was always with
37:20
like people and fans and crowds and.
37:24
Speaker 1: Stuff like that.
37:25
Speaker 2: But I think, but I think, but I think, but no,
37:27
but I think nothing embodied that more than that one
37:29
scene in Spider-Man. I would agree with that.
37:30
Speaker 1: Okay. I rest my case. Okay. I send my peace.
37:33
Speaker 2: So, third and final post-credits scene.
37:36
Speaker 1: Back at it.
37:37
Speaker 2: It's Banner in a bunker. He's locked himself away.
37:41
Speaker 1: Oh.
37:42
Speaker 2: He is, because he hasn't had a instance of him
37:46
hulking out or hulking up. Hulking up, dude. Without his consent.
37:54
I'm not sure if that's the right way to say it.
37:56
Without his own well-being forcing it. He's in control. He's
38:03
in control. He says it's been 10 years. He's trying
38:06
to figure out how can I keep this going longer.
38:08
Long story short, shit happens the camera goes out it's
38:15
all green banner goes who are you you hear a
38:19
very familiar voice in a spanish accent say some stuff
38:24
and then you hear the hulk roar and then everything
38:26
the camera turns back on and you see a portal
38:29
that just disappeared.
38:30
Speaker 1: The spanish accent what spanish.
38:32
Speaker 2: Accent well laveria it's like spanish.
38:35
Speaker 1: Latveria laveria thank you european whatever but yeah Spaniard. Yeah,
38:39
who cares? It's a fictitious country.
38:41
Speaker 2: I am not racist.
38:42
Speaker 1: No one said they're racist. You know Spanish when you
38:47
hear it. Yes.
38:48
Speaker 2: Thank you, sir.
38:49
Speaker 1: And again, it is a fictional country.
38:51
Speaker 2: So essentially, it looks like Doom, quote unquote, kidnapped the Hulk. Spoiler.
38:59
Speaker 1: So with 10 years, put it after the events of
39:02
Brand New Day.
39:04
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. So the 10 years he
39:06
says– so this is right after Brand New Day. So
39:10
the 10– yeah, the 10 years.
39:12
Speaker 1: He was saying– After Jean Grey breaks that.
39:14
Speaker 2: No, he was saying it's been 10 years since I've
39:17
had an incident that was beyond my control. All the
39:20
other Hulk ups were within his control. This is like
39:22
a– I think he said it's been like 60 days
39:26
since my last incident, but he said it was 10
39:27
years prior to that is when.
39:29
Speaker 1: It happened or something like that. Yeah.
39:30
Speaker 2: Yeah.
39:30
Speaker 1: So it is after brand new day.
39:32
Speaker 2: Yes. It's right after brand new day. I think it,
39:34
I think he said, I think he said it's like
39:35
three months. It's like, it's really, it's right after.
39:38
Speaker 1: It'd be crazy if they perfectly timed it for like
39:40
when encore comes out after the brand new day.
39:44
Speaker 2: If it's 60 days. I mean, honestly, it might be.
39:47
Because it's crazy.
39:48
Speaker 1: Because that's like some crazy.
39:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that movie came out in July. So, I mean, fuck,
39:51
it might be.
39:53
Speaker 1: It might actually just be 60 days. Which is crazy.
39:56
Because that means, like, they've planned this perfectly. Gee.
40:03
Speaker 2: Did Disney and Marvel plan shit ahead of time? Shocking.
40:06
Speaker 1: Well, but then.
40:07
Speaker 2: If only that was Star Wars.
40:08
Speaker 1: I love it when, like. Because they did this with, like.
40:11
I think the ultimate comics where like each issue was
40:14
like a month, like in the continuity of the comic
40:16
was a month apart from the last issue, like a
40:19
month goes by and then this happens, you know? But anyway,
40:22
but that's, that's sick. And I love that. Yeah.
40:25
Speaker 2: So that's, and here's the thing. I wholeheartedly believe that
40:30
Encore quote unquote will be on Disney plus by, I'm
40:35
not going to say the end of the month, cause
40:36
it's a week from now, but by before, I'm going
40:38
to say before Halloween.
40:40
Speaker 1: Because they know it's going.
40:42
Speaker 2: To be online by... I mean, it's already online, but
40:45
it's going to be... They're probably going to put it online, quote-unquote,
40:48
by next week. Because everyone's going to... Not everyone's going
40:51
to spoil it, but it's literally... Reviews are going to
40:53
come out saying there's not many differences in the movie
40:55
other than the final five minutes, which happens after the original,
41:00
original five minutes. Does that make sense?
41:02
Speaker 1: Yeah.
41:03
Speaker 2: How many times do you say original in a sentence?
41:06
Speaker 1: That's tight. That's tight, dude.
41:08
Speaker 2: Look, I'm excited because it's one of those scenes where
41:11
it's like....
41:13
Speaker 1: That's the kind of thing. It's a spoiler, right? It's
41:15
a spoiler to see these scenes. But if you weren't
41:18
going to go see it again, which I contemplated it,
41:23
but again, spending money where you want to spend it.
41:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like spend where you want to spend it,
41:28
but is it worth what movie tickets cost? Here's the thing,
41:31
especially if you have a Disney Plus account, is it
41:33
worth spending that money to go see that long movie
41:37
with what that costs? The only thing that's different is
41:40
the final five minutes, and it's because they added five minutes,
41:43
if it's even five minutes. I don't even think it's
41:44
five minutes. When I can just go home, or I
41:48
can literally turn it on my TV right now for
41:52
not nothing but with what my subscription gives me. And
41:54
that's the thing. That's why I literally think it'll be
41:56
on within a month. But again, because they're also doing
41:59
it because they know it's a smart thing. They know
42:00
people are excited. It's one of those movies that when
42:03
it came out, everyone went to the theaters to go
42:05
see it. It's to help promote, get people excited for Doomsday,
42:08
because it's less than, I think, yeah, it's literally less
42:10
than three months now. But the other problem is, too,
42:15
and I haven't seen this yet, thankfully, I don't know
42:18
if this is confirmed, but apparently the full.
42:20
Speaker 1: Movie's already leaked.
42:22
Speaker 2: Or, let me retract that. The plot apparently has been
42:26
leaked for months. Apparently somewhere out there, there's a full copy.
42:30
Speaker 1: Of wow if it's some bootleg shit then like i've
42:37
told you the story of like my some friends and
42:39
i in high school got a bootleg copy of x-men
42:42
origins wolverine yeah and uh let's just say it was
42:45
unfinished oh no i i.
42:48
Speaker 2: I'll never forget my mom went on a trip to
42:51
i believe south carolina and she came back her my
42:56
pops came back and you know me i mean you know,
43:00
it's almost better than clickety clack, but like, I'm a
43:02
huge fan of predator. And this is right around the
43:05
time alien versus predator came out. Obviously I was a
43:09
little disappointed when I, I mean, I don't think it's
43:10
as bad as everyone makes it out to be, but
43:11
I was just one about, you know, okay, I kill
43:13
all these people, but because you are, because, because you
43:18
almost died by an alien, I'll let you help me,
43:20
which makes no fucking sense. Anyway, um, she got me a, not,
43:25
I won't say a bootleg, but for some reason, this
43:28
is before the week came on theaters. I guess there
43:30
was like a review test, like screening and someone snuck
43:35
a camera. So it's literally a test for you, the movie.
43:40
And there's like people standing up and shit. I'm hearing
43:42
people laughing that like when it's like not a laughing moment.
43:45
Speaker 1: Yeah.
43:46
Speaker 2: But I saw the movie before it came out. I
43:48
just remember I was like, Oh no, there's like one
43:51
of the biggest, the part where essentially her and the predator,
43:54
the main girl and the predator joined forces to kill
43:57
the aliens, which makes no fucking sense. like, there's literally, like,
44:00
a guy standing up with his hands in the air,
44:01
and he goes, huh?
44:05
Speaker 1: Yeah.
44:05
Speaker 2: That would be great. So, literally, my emotion was literally
44:09
coming across on the TV screen.
44:11
Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, one guy? Yeah. That's how I feel. Yeah.
44:14
So immersive.
44:16
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, no, I just remember, like, and, like, I,
44:18
because I remember, too, like, I forget, like, she didn't
44:20
tell me where she got it from. Like, my stepdad
44:21
was even like, the movie's on your fucking eye. Like,
44:23
how'd you get your, oh, some person I knew, knew
44:26
someone that went to a test screening. And it's like, Well,
44:29
how the fuck did they get a camera in the test?
44:30
I mean, this is obviously like 23 years ago or whatever.
44:33
Speaker 1: Nokia flip phone.
44:36
Speaker 2: No, no. I mean, yeah, Nokia flip phone or like,
44:38
you know, oh, what's that giant box? Oh, it's just
44:41
some popcorn. No, but yeah, apparently the full, allegedly the full,
44:47
the plot's been out there forever, but the movie is
44:50
apparently somewhere out there.
44:51
Speaker 1: That's a spoiler. I'd avoid like the plague.
44:54
Speaker 2: Well, okay. And here's the thing. This is one thing
44:55
I do. I've always said about spoilers though. obviously no
44:59
one wants to get spoiled, but it's actually not that
45:02
hard to avoid it if whatever social platform you use,
45:05
just go on to the search center, just mute certain words.
45:09
And if one gets through, that's just bad luck.
45:12
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah. The amount of times I've been spoiled
45:14
by a thumbnail, I'm like, fuck.
45:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I know people think that, I mean, I
45:21
call it Twitter, but I know people who think Twitter
45:23
is an absolute cesspool, which I get. I've seen some
45:26
of the shit that up from, like, other articles that, like,
45:29
people post on there and shit like that. But I
45:31
don't see that stuff going on because I block a
45:32
lot of that shit. I literally go, like, keywords, like, block,
45:35
mute this, the keyword that. Like, I don't need that crap. Because, like,
45:39
mine is literally just, like, movies, some wrestling, now a
45:42
little more comic books, and some Funko shit.
45:44
Speaker 1: That's it. Mm-mm-mm. That's it.
45:47
Speaker 2: Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
45:48
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's me nodding, but you can't see me nod,
45:50
so I have to make a sound effect.
45:51
Speaker 2: No, no, no. I know that sound effect. Well, don't worry.
45:54
Speaker 1: But I....
45:56
Speaker 2: It's like, it's not that hard to, I'm not going
45:58
to say it's, it's not, it's not impossible to avoid spoilers,
46:01
but it is doable.
46:03
Speaker 1: Yeah.
46:03
Speaker 2: The only reason I got spoiled in the plot is
46:06
because I heard, well, there's one movie, one I follow,
46:09
which I don't follow anymore because of this, spoil something
46:11
on me. And I went, fuck. And then I literally,
46:13
and then this other movie thing I listened to said, okay,
46:16
we're going to reveal a spoiler here. We're like, we
46:17
are like, we'll give you a warning. You could skip
46:19
20 minutes ahead. And I go, all right, if he says,
46:22
if it's the first five words is what I think
46:24
it is, then, fuck it and it was those in
46:26
the first five words I'm like yes Shuba I know
46:28
I was shocked too and the first five words I'm
46:30
like damn it that spoiler was legit.
46:34
Speaker 1: Okay what happened well yeah so when a spoiler confirms
46:37
a leak that's.
46:39
Speaker 2: The worst yeah that is the worst but and the
46:44
whole thing is just like what does that how does
46:47
that the only thing I can think of is like
46:49
a disgruntled employee who doesn't get paid enough because like
46:52
who else does it benefit yeah You know what I mean?
46:55
Speaker 1: And again, yeah, it's just some malicious satisfaction.
46:59
Speaker 2: Either that or some DC stan. You know what I mean?
47:01
Speaker 1: At that point, it's like, go outside. Go take a walk.
47:05
Speaker 2: It's what McGuire said. Go outside and play.
47:07
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck?
47:07
Speaker 2: Yeah. Go touch some grass.
47:09
Speaker 1: Go make fun other ways as opposed to putting... Take
47:13
up pottery. in a worse position. Taking the joy out
47:16
of somebody else doesn't necessarily give it to you.
47:18
Speaker 2: Watch cooking or restaurant videos in your area of places
47:22
you're not aware of.
47:23
Speaker 1: You know what? That's the true definition of a troll.
47:25
I think when the dissatisfaction or malign of others gives
47:35
you more joy than actually bettering yourself in some way
47:39
or experiencing something for yourself. You know what I mean?
47:42
So that's a troll. To all the trolls out there,
47:44
fuck you, bro.
47:47
Speaker 2: I'm going to take the high road. With all the
47:49
trolls out there, go outside and play.
47:51
Speaker 1: Touch some grass.
47:53
Speaker 2: Or as Michael Jordan said... Get some help. Please.
47:58
Speaker 1: Sometimes the flies get in the honey, and sometimes you've
48:02
got to smack the fly. That's all I'm saying. Jesus Christ.
48:06
Speaker 2: Well, for example, we're going to that wrestling show this weekend.
48:10
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, we are. I'm so excited. Me too.
48:13
Speaker 2: But at the same time, there's been no spoilers. Prior
48:19
to what the card was going to be, there was
48:21
no spoilers for that. There was no spoilers for what's
48:22
happening this weekend. There's no spoilers of what happened at
48:25
that other show that's not being broadcasted that's happening, other
48:28
than some guys wearing a mask and coming out to
48:29
a Killswitch Engage song.
48:30
Speaker 1: That's it. Oh, my fucking God. Yeah, that's the big
48:33
selling point. I mean, like, look, to see Rey Mysterio,
48:36
to see, like, these other people wrestle, that'd be tight.
48:39
But at the same time, can we talk about how
48:41
weird of a choice it is to not broadcast it
48:44
at all?
48:45
Speaker 2: No, it literally is just embodying the we are only
48:49
doing this because you're on the other side of town.
48:50
We want to find a way to fuck you, even
48:52
though the show's been sold out now for two weeks.
48:53
Speaker 1: Sold out, and it's going to sell a bunch of shit.
48:55
Speaker 2: I guarantee it. Let me see. Actually, you won't hear
48:57
my news right now. While you make your point, I'm
48:59
going to go on Ticketmaster. And we got front row.
49:01
And I'm going to see how many seats are available
49:04
at this non-televised event.
49:07
Speaker 1: Maybe that's part of it, too. Maybe they didn't sell
49:10
a ton, so they're trying not to.
49:12
Speaker 2: Well, I literally saw today that now Obafemi apparently is
49:17
being promoted for the show.
49:19
Speaker 1: Like.
49:19
Speaker 2: All right, let's see how many tickets we got left.
49:23
Speaker 1: There's.
49:26
Speaker 2: A lot.
49:26
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. They put all their money online.
49:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's quite a few.
49:35
Speaker 1: At least fucking broadcast it, dude. At least put a
49:38
ton of ads. Oh, no.
49:39
Speaker 2: Did you hear what the rumor is now? So supposedly
49:42
it was going to be on YouTube.
49:46
Speaker 1: All the AAA stuff is, yeah.
49:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, but now they might put it on Club WWE.
49:50
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?
49:52
Speaker 2: You don't know what that is?
49:54
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what Club WWE is.
49:56
Speaker 2: It's, like, their fan club thing where you pay, like,
49:58
I think it's, like, $ 120- some- odd a year, and you get, like,
50:01
exclusive access to, like, pre-sales or, what was it? They uploaded,
50:06
I read this the other day, and people were pissed off.
50:08
They uploaded, like, four years of, like, raw episodes, which were, like,
50:12
why the fuck am I paying for Netflix then? Because,
50:14
and they're still not up on Netflix, but they were
50:16
up when, but you can get them when they were
50:18
on Peacock for nothing.
50:19
Speaker 1: Right. Fuck, and you could find that shit for free
50:22
on the internet.
50:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And also, I think the only, and I
50:26
could be wrong, the only match they posted that's exclusive
50:29
was the recent The Cure Liv Morgan one in Chile,
50:31
which would have been cool to see.
50:33
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, whenever they do house show shit, maybe
50:36
that's where the house shows can live.
50:38
Speaker 2: So there's quite, yeah, especially if you've been to Rosemont,
50:43
it's only two sections or two.
50:46
Speaker 1: Have you been to Rosemont?
50:48
Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to think what's the word. Two stories,
50:51
if that's the right way to put it. Two sections,
50:53
two levels. Two levels, thank you, of seats. And there's
50:59
quite a few.
51:01
Speaker 1: That's crazy, man.
51:02
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say it's not selling, but literally,
51:07
let's say this. The opposite side of the entryway, there's
51:11
a fuck ton. And by the way, a lot of
51:12
these are not resale. They're just available.
51:15
Speaker 1: That's rough. Let's see.
51:19
Speaker 2: Actually, let's see how much is a... You could buy
51:22
a second row ticket for $ 535. Fuck off.
51:24
Speaker 1: What the fuck? No wonder.
51:29
Speaker 2: I'm the biggest CM Punk stan in this room. But
51:33
I'm not... Is that worth seeing and put a mask
51:35
on again?
51:36
Speaker 1: No. And a six-man tag? Yes.
51:39
Speaker 2: Against Dominic Mysterio and Giant Funko Head.
51:42
Speaker 1: And J.D. McDonough. They couldn't find... Yeah. Okay. I see
51:46
what they're doing. Seriously.
51:48
Speaker 2: I'm serious. If you really want to entice people to
51:49
cover this show, you got to be like, hey, Steve Austin,
51:52
first appearance in Chicago, like 20... You know what I mean?
51:54
Some shit like that.
51:55
Speaker 1: We really are trying to outsell the competition and outdraw
51:58
the competition after they just had one of their biggest nights,
52:02
biggest pay-per-views. This is a follow-up to that? Oh, wait.
52:05
Let me.
52:06
Speaker 2: Let me see here. And by the way, yeah, let's
52:08
make no mistake. OG Patron and myself, we have not
52:10
been exactly kind to AEW the last couple years because
52:13
of just some of the things they've done. But, you know,
52:14
they're on the bumping up. But let's go with AEW.
52:18
Let's see.
52:18
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
52:21
Speaker 2: So you can buy tickets, but it's only resales.
52:26
Speaker 1: How many people are going to be there? Because it's
52:27
sold out. Is that, what, 10,000? I think the max.
52:30
Speaker 2: Is like 98,000.
52:34
Speaker 1: In the 800?
52:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, here, I'll check WrestleTix.
52:36
Speaker 1: They'll tell you.
52:38
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think it's literally.
52:39
Speaker 1: I am so excited.
52:42
Speaker 2: I am too.
52:43
Speaker 1: I was just in that building again, like last July,
52:46
this past July, for the NJPW G1 Night 1. Yeah.
52:52
And the show was not sold out by any means.
52:56
I mean, it was a packed house, but it wasn't
52:58
sold out, and that place was loud as fuck.
53:01
Speaker 2: $ 9, 500. $ 9, 500.
53:03
Speaker 1: I am so ready for this weekend to hear this
53:06
fucking crowd.
53:08
Speaker 2: Here's a question. Let me see something really quick.
53:11
Speaker 1: And I'm even more excited. I know it's weird, but
53:12
I'm more excited to be in the seats that we
53:15
are to see more of the arena. You know what
53:18
I'm saying? Yeah. Because I remember all in, the very
53:21
first all in before there even was an AEW, we
53:23
were in the very back row.
53:24
Speaker 2: We were literally in the definition of nosebleed.
53:29
Speaker 1: And again, great seat. Literally. By any definition. But to
53:35
see the entire crowd was just unreal. So I'm excited
53:40
for you to be there, for my wife to be
53:44
there to see that kind of thing, and for just
53:47
to see some good fucking wrestling because goddamn the card
53:50
is fucking stacked.
53:52
Speaker 2: Well, then you get to see Edge again.
53:54
Speaker 1: Who's that?
53:55
Speaker 2: I don't know.
53:56
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's his dead name, Charlie.
53:58
Speaker 2: Hopefully the guy doesn't kill himself.
54:01
Speaker 1: I swear to God.
54:02
Speaker 2: You know what's probably crazy? They're probably going to try
54:05
to pry him.
54:05
Speaker 1: Please don't jump off some shit.
54:06
Speaker 2: 25 years later. So let's see.
54:07
Speaker 1: All in in 2018 was 11,000 people. All out in
54:08
21 was 10,000 people.
54:08
Speaker 2: This weekend right now is 95. They said tickets have sold.
54:11
Now keep in mind, tickets sold is 9,500, including comps.
54:23
and other things. So God only knows that's going to
54:29
be crazy. But yeah, I think I'm excited. Cause like,
54:32
it's like a little bit of the unknown, but also it's, it's,
54:36
I think it's also this whole thing where it's like,
54:37
I think there's that little chip on their shoulder. Cause like,
54:39
like literally like, Oh yeah, there's a show on the
54:41
other side of town here just to like, just to
54:43
spite us. But even with what they're putting on there,
54:45
which isn't much, they couldn't do shit.
54:48
Speaker 1: And like, you're going up against a card with like what?
54:51
12 matches, nine title matches, I think.
54:56
Speaker 2: Yeah.
54:56
Speaker 1: I counted. Women's tag, you know, men's tag, men's trios, national, international, world.
55:08
Maybe it's only six. Yeah, I think it's only six
55:10
because you got the two pre-show matches. You've got the
55:15
women's number one contender and the tag number one contender.
55:18
And then you got fucking... I don't know.
55:23
Speaker 2: So here's where they give them credit. They technically have
55:27
sold more tickets, Worlds Collide, but they have 5,000 available still.
55:38
Am I reading that right? Total number of seats on
55:40
the map is 17,544. Oh, shit, it's almost 7,000. Tickets distributed, 10,834.
55:42
So what they're going to do is whatever section they
55:45
don't fill up, they're just going to close it off.
55:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean.
55:54
Speaker 2: Because I've been to an NXT show where it was, like,
55:56
only 5,000, and that shit was closed off.
55:59
Speaker 1: The black blanket of death.
56:00
Speaker 2: The black blanket of death was everywhere. But, I mean, again,
56:03
I couldn't... That wasn't their fault.
56:05
Speaker 1: These tickets are reserved for the shadow realm. The shadow realm.
56:08
The shadow realm.
56:09
Speaker 2: Hiding in the shadow realm. No, and it's the same.
56:12
It's like the whole show. It's like, oh, yeah, we're
56:14
literally here just... But again, it's like, why? Like, with leaks,
56:17
with this, it's like, why? Like, who does it benefit?
56:22
Are you really going to have– okay, here's a question, TK.
56:24
Are you really going to have that much of a
56:26
giant influx and a giant increase on your stock with
56:29
this show this weekend?
56:31
Speaker 1: Probably not. See, but that's the thing too. It's like
56:33
the last big wrestling leak, we were there. Yeah.
56:41
Speaker 2: Wait, did you say link or leak?
56:43
Speaker 1: Leak.
56:44
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean technically we're at the last two.
56:46
Speaker 1: Did I say link?
56:47
Speaker 2: I thought you said link.
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Speaker 1: Sorry.
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Speaker 2: No, I think we were the last two.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, basically. Same guy. Same fucking guy.
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Speaker 2: Same city.
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Speaker 1: Same thing happened. Different venue. He walked out.
56:57
Speaker 2: Well, the second one, that one was, I don't know
57:02
if I would call that a leak. That one was just,
57:04
I think that one was just, what do you call it?
57:07
That was just fantasy booking and that was just wishful thinking, which,
57:10
but as we got closer, it's like, okay.
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Speaker 1: I remember at that point I was booing him. And
57:16
then when he did come out, I was like, ah, fuck.
57:22
Speaker 2: I remember I jumped up. And for some reason, I don't, like,
57:27
I mean, it was after Thanksgiving, so it was a
57:29
little cold outside. But it was the end of the show. So, like,
57:32
before he came out, like, we put our jackets on.
57:34
And for some reason, I've never done this. The jacket
57:37
I was wearing, there was a breast pocket underneath. And
57:39
I put my phone in there. And of course, when
57:41
he comes out, I just go, yeah, fuck yeah. And
57:44
all of a sudden, I see my phone go, whee!
57:45
Speaker 3: Yeah.
57:47
Speaker 2: And thank God I didn't have it naked. It was
57:50
in an Otterbox case.
57:52
Speaker 1: Nice. Shout out to Otterbox.
57:53
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, fuck. Actually, no, it's not even Otterbox. It's
57:57
just what people call it. It's a Star Wars case
57:59
my wife bought me. But literally, I fucking go, yay!
58:03
And then, like, I don't notice it until, like, a
58:06
couple seconds later because I see my phone go flying.
58:08
I'm like, ah, shit. But thankfully, it didn't fall into, like,
58:12
the fucking production area where we were sitting by.
58:14
Speaker 1: It could have flown.
58:15
Speaker 2: It could have flown. But no, you're right. We technically
58:19
have been there for the last two....
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Speaker 1: The last two leaks. We've been there. There's leaks and
58:26
then there's, you know, poorly kept secrets, right? Yeah. The
58:31
new level showing up in AEW.
58:34
Speaker 2: Worst kept secret.
58:34
Speaker 1: We knew it was going to happen. But was it leaked? No.
58:39
Speaker 2: No, because they didn't sign until that day.
58:42
Speaker 1: Yeah.
58:42
Speaker 2: So what's there to leak?
58:43
Speaker 1: What's there to leak? There's nothing to leak.
58:45
Speaker 2: Hell, you were there for....
58:47
Speaker 1: And that's the thing about it.
58:48
Speaker 2: Well, you're there for Cole. Like, that one was not,
58:50
that one was a rumor, but, like, no one knew
58:53
it was happening until, like, literally that moment.
58:55
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
58:56
Speaker 2: Now, the Brian one, that was, that was fucking, I mean,
58:59
Punk fucking spoiled that himself. But, like, that was beyond obvious.
59:01
Speaker 1: But, like, it's, again, like, this week, it's like, who, wait,
59:05
who is this spiting?
59:05
Speaker 2: Like, it's not, it's not like anyone, like, unless you, like,
59:07
I mean, literally, unless they've got, like, the fucking rock
59:09
come out, but it's, like, to what, like, well, I'm just,
59:12
I'm just saying, like, to, like, what, uh, people that
59:15
are not, like, not a full arena, like, I don't know,
59:21
it's just, it's just petty bullshit, which, again, I mean, that,
59:23
I mean, here's the thing, but here's the thing, no,
59:24
that's the other places, the same shit to them back
59:26
in the 90s and stuff like that, but it is
59:28
what it is, but at the same time, it's just
59:29
kind of, like, the show sold out. Like, how does
59:33
this help you guys? If anything, you just, you just
59:36
intrigued more people to go to this one.
59:39
Speaker 1: Yeah. So truth, truth be told. Yeah, dude, I'm, I'm fucking,
59:45
I'm fucking pumped. I'm fucking hyped. I want it bad.
59:48
Speaker 2: I'm, I'm hyped for some fucking brioche French toast.
59:52
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm just chopping it all off. We're starting the
59:54
day right with some French guy. We're going to try
59:57
to be there right when I said we were going
59:58
to be there. your place probably and then we can.
1:00:02
Speaker 2: We can figure that out I mean you just gotta
1:00:04
you just gotta meet the new pup that's the one
1:00:05
thing you gotta do you gotta meet Mr.
1:00:07
Speaker 1: Shuba he's gonna hate me he's gonna try to bite
1:00:08
me oh no nope.
1:00:09
Speaker 2: He is he is a sweetheart well though if he
1:00:12
looks at you like what's his face from Invasion of
1:00:14
the Body Snatchers that's his way of saying hi so good.
1:00:19
Speaker 1: To know good to know.
1:00:21
Speaker 2: Oh god and again I love him to death but
1:00:24
that's just the look he gives and also for some
1:00:25
reason like we don't know why he does this and
1:00:27
like you think okay is it him telling us he
1:00:28
has to go to the bathroom no Like, there are
1:00:30
times he'll just sit there and, like, look at you
1:00:32
with that look. The only thing that's missing is, like,
1:00:34
his mouth being open. But he just starts barking at you.
1:00:36
And it's like, what? Like, what do you want? And
1:00:37
then you get up. Like, okay, he's got water.
1:00:39
Speaker 1: He's got food.
1:00:40
Speaker 2: Like, do you just want attention? Like, what the fuck
1:00:42
are you doing? But he's a sweet boy.
1:00:45
Speaker 1: I'm excited, man.
1:00:46
Speaker 2: My wife did a good job finding him.
1:00:48
Speaker 1: So. Your wife did.
1:00:51
Speaker 2: No, I can't take credit. That was all her.
1:00:53
Speaker 1: Shout out to the.
1:00:54
Speaker 2: I just i just once once we were about to
1:00:57
adopt them from the family we adopted him from i
1:00:59
just i just coordinated the timing and all that stuff
1:01:02
that's all i did which was which which i'll tell
1:01:06
that story it was a little weird but it is
1:01:08
hey we got our we got our new boy our
1:01:10
pup out of it so on that note uh before
1:01:14
we get out you got anything you need to plug
1:01:15
push yell at.
1:01:18
Speaker 1: Uh, yeah. Check out Ben Gurley on Etsy. I was
1:01:21
looking at me.
1:01:22
Speaker 2: I have that on my phone cause I was going
1:01:23
to see if you forgot, but you didn't.
1:01:24
Speaker 1: Good job.
1:01:25
Speaker 2: Good husband.
1:01:26
Speaker 1: I sent you the link before, right?
1:01:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I have, I have, I have it
1:01:31
on Instagram and on my Etsy.
1:01:34
Speaker 1: Shop, uh, promoting my wife's artwork in the form of shirts,
1:01:37
soon to be tote bags, things like that. Um, incredibly talented.
1:01:41
And I'm just happy to be the, um, carnival Barker
1:01:46
of her good works. So, Um, yeah, check it, take a,
1:01:49
take a second, click on some things that you like, uh,
1:01:53
helps us out and yeah. Um, maybe get a dope
1:01:57
ass shirt out of it.
1:01:58
Speaker 2: Nice.
1:01:58
Speaker 1: New designs are on the way. And like I said,
1:02:00
at the top, she's got some new gear that she's
1:02:03
going to be putting to good use to make even
1:02:06
better shit. Um, so we love that shit to come
1:02:10
in all of its forms and fashions. And this is
1:02:12
some good shit that you can wear on your chest.
1:02:15
I need to work on my spiel I just told
1:02:18
people to put shit on their chest but anyway.
1:02:25
Speaker 3: That being said other things to promote put some kindness
1:02:32
into the world spread some of your own good shit
1:02:37
and you know.
1:02:38
Speaker 1: Stop saying shit. Sorry. Leap it all out.
1:02:43
Speaker 2: You know what? Side note.
1:02:46
Speaker 1: Aside from our lovely slurp reviews, don't put too much
1:02:50
stock in other people's reviews. Go try some shit out
1:02:52
for yourself before you decide not to because somebody else
1:02:56
told you not to. Aside from us because we know
1:02:58
what we're doing and what we're talking about. We have
1:03:00
good taste. Just look at our wives. Lovely people.
1:03:06
Speaker 2: Probably people on that note I am your favorite host
1:03:10
if you want to call me Chuck you can find
1:03:11
us at Chuck's Cantina on your socials Chuck's Cantina at gmail.com
1:03:16
and I reiterate yes what he said obviously we have
1:03:18
our opinions they're all for the sake of fun and
1:03:20
entertainment please you know you're more than welcome to take
1:03:23
what you hear from here take it to your heart
1:03:25
or you can just simply go tell us the fuck
1:03:27
off but we would still love to hear your opinion
1:03:29
so please reach out to me on socials or gmail
1:03:31
well reach out to me on email let's talk about
1:03:33
you coming on the show Not talking about how someone
1:03:36
keeps saying the word shit. But anyway.
1:03:39
Speaker 1: Sorry.
1:03:41
Speaker 2: I am your favorite barman host. The lovely lady behind
1:03:44
me is my wife. That is OG patron Patrick. Happy
1:03:47
birthday to you, good sir.
1:03:48
Speaker 1: Thanks, man.
1:03:49
Speaker 2: I hope you have a wonderful 33. And let's see
1:03:51
if you can get through the day without saying the
1:03:53
word shit.
1:03:53
Speaker 1: Do you want to put some money on it? No.
1:04:00
Speaker 2: Fair enough.