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Lunch with the Clydesdale - Friday Show! - Leaders Cruise at the French! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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being upset?
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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It's lunchtime and it's Friday.
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As it turned out.
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That is a good thing.
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We're going to get into that in a
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second.
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But if you haven't seen one of the
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best pieces of content on the internet,
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I got to open up with that.
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Lead with it.
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You ready?
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I was born ready.
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Oh.
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Girls,
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there's something I want to talk about.
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Why is Andrew Hiller so popular?
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V, are you crazy?
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We can't talk about him.
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Wait,
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we're scared of a middle-aged washed up
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man that calls himself Batman?
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Right?
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He is so weird.
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Some say he's a sociopath.
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He's a CrossFit has-been.
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He's kind of like a has-been.
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Never was.
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I mean, come on, bro.
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Do more steroids.
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The guy that enforces movement standards
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can't even do wobbles without his heels
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coming off the ground.
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Ah!
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What a loser.
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Yeah, I guess he is a total loser.
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Yeah, that guy totally sucks.
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Who's that?
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Uh, Phee, was that Al?
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Um, no.
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Al's not even home.
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Good luck at semifinals, ladies.
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I'll be watching.
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Well, that was scary.
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Do you think this means he's going to
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target us for no reps in our semifinals?
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It'd be kind of hard with that messed
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up eye of his.
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I'm still here.
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Oh, frick.
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I did watch that.
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I knew what you,
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now I know exactly what you're talking
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about.
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I saw it this morning.
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uh their content is so good when they're
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um putting together pub just trying to
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market their show all of that stuff it
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is it is prime prime prime beef whatever
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can we talk about the fact that um
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oh goodness not alex not uh fee
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Alex, Alexis, Alexis.
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Thank you.
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Can we talk about the fact that Alexis
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is on a house phone?
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Yeah.
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Like she's sitting there on a corded
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phone.
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I'm like,
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nobody's had one of those for God only
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knows how long.
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Holy smokes.
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Yeah.
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Yep.
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Got the cure curly Q cord.
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Yeah.
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They got me this morning.
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I'm not even gonna lie about it.
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Cause like I'm watching it and I'm like,
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dude,
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like Hiller went and did like a twenty
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four hours with Alexis like.
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And now they're sitting there talking shit
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about it,
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and I did not see that coming at
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all until it happened.
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And I was like, oh, OK, cool.
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Here we go.
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And then let's look at some lazy content
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on the Internet.
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My old crew, the Morning Chalk Up.
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Oh.
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Familiar names earn tickets to the Masters
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CrossFit Games,
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and they're talking about the age group
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online semifinals having come and gone.
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Jason Grubb didn't even compete in the
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online semifinals.
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No, he did not.
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He went to California and did Legends.
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Yet,
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we are so lazy that Jason Grubb is
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the only picture we can put up when
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we talk about Masters athletes.
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There are hundreds,
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hundreds of Masters athletes out there
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who, in fact, did the online semifinals.
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But whenever you see a Masters post,
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it's always Grubb.
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Has to be Jason.
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It has to be Jason.
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Who else could it possibly be but Jason?
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Sorry,
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just had to vent on that one a
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little bit.
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Here we go.
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Sure enough.
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Shanna says,
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because it seems that Jason is the only
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one that matters, I have Jason fatigue.
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I do not disagree with you, Shanna.
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I like Jason, but my God,
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there are other Masters athletes.
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Can we talk about thirty-five,
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thirty-nine?
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Shanna's one.
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Shanna's a champion.
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Thirty-five, thirty-nine men.
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Surprised they don't hang on to
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thirty-five to thirty-nines.
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Lots of known names there.
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You know why, Mark?
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Because they don't pay attention.
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I bet you if you went to the
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morning chalk up and you asked their
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reporters who was competing in the
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thirty-five to thirty-nine,
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they couldn't tell you.
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I would honestly be surprised if they knew
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that Jason Grubb just aged up to fifty,
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fifty-four.
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They just saw his picture and they were
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like, he's won it all the time.
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Just put his face up there.
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It is just a...
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It is just a template that they have.
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Hey, Masters article,
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get the Jason Grubb picture.
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Ortega,
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Caroline Klutz is not competing as a
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Masters athlete this year.
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She did not compete in the age group
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semifinals.
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Becca Voigt did not compete in the age
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group semifinals.
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You guys are all throwing out names,
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but...
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Ain't none of them doing it.
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That is correct.
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So they can use their photo of a
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grip.
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How about the hundreds of athletes like
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Carolyn Prevost or like Jamie Latimer or
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like Amanda Carlin Newlands or all these
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people that have actually competed in the
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online semifinals?
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Jonathan, stop.
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You're giving me names of people that
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competed in person, except for Noah.
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Amanda did both.
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Hey,
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maybe open up a leaderboard and see who's
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at the top in one of the age
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groups.
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Joseph,
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you'd be more likely to get on that
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list than me because you actually did
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online.
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I only did in person.
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So there.
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All right.
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We had French Throwdown go down.
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This morning.
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We.
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Can I tell you a story?
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Oh, please do.
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So when I sleep at night,
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I listen to rain on YouTube.
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Like rainfall.
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Yeah, a hundred percent.
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You're a free ambient noisemaker.
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So I have YouTube running at night.
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i get up i go to pee i
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come back and it has come off the
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rain into like my normal queue live french
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throwdown turn it on they are literally
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just starting lido's heat in her first
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event so at three o'clock in the morning
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watch lido win event one
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Somebody in the chat says she didn't just
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win it.
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She dominated it.
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Her bench press was off the hook good.
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She won that event like Hopper and Kringle
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won their event.
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Jason looked unbothered the entire time he
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was out there.
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And I know he was like trying to
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breathe,
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but he looked like he was smiling on
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the run whenever they showed him outside.
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And he's just in there talking afterwards
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and he's just, I mean, whatever.
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He's got rain dripping off his hat.
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It's outstanding.
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So everybody here is saying that,
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so T-Bird says Jason will get more eyes
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on the article probably.
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Why?
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Why is he any different than like,
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Then Scott Pancheck, well,
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that's a bad example too because he didn't
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do it.
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I don't know.
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It's ridiculous.
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There's a lot of good athletes out there.
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Kelly Friel, she did it.
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She's won seven medals.
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Five of them gold.
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Jamie finished what, top five, top four,
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top five?
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Fourth and sixth.
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Yeah,
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so she might have been a good one
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to throw out there as far as that's
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concerned.
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And Jamie's a media member,
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so people know who she is outside of
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the... A hundred percent.
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So anyway,
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I think only nine women are competing in
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forty to forty-four at French Throwdown
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and three qualify.
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Pretty good odds.
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Yeah,
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we kind of talked about that this week
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because the heats were set up to be
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ten.
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And what was cool is they had the
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ten men on one side,
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the ten women on the other.
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And because Leto's my friend, I watch her.
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And it's so easy to find her in
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the big zoom out camera because the bright
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red hair and the zebra skin pants.
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Very easy to find Leto.
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She is notable.
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um so yeah so got to watch lito
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win and then got up this morning watched
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uh the the event one for the elites
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the only event of the day uh that
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with a lot of running a lot of
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rowing and some feed bags that they also
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ran with yeah yeah and so
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Amy Kringle crushed it for the women and
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I can pull up the leaderboard just so
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we can kind of see Jason ran Jason
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did like a twenty oh nine I believe
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it was his time twenty oh six no
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lost it you're right twenty oh nine yeah
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I mean it was bananas
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One thing I learned today from Pedro was
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that it's not Mike Wazowski.
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It's Mike Wazowski.
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He's always going to be Mike Wazowski to
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me.
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I'm sorry.
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I got small children,
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and they like Monsters, Inc.,
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and he's going to be Mike Wazowski until
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the day he dies.
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It's not his first day, Wazowski.
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Wizard of Whiskey.
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Sure.
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Why not?
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Wazowski.
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Chase was calling Matt in the chat.
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I was like a couple of other different
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people was like Mike Wazowski from
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Monsters, Inc.
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Yes.
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Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc.
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Whether he wants to be or not.
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Yeah.
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So Jason wins by.
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Fifteen seconds.
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Over Mike Wazowski and he was comfy.
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You talked about how comfy he was.
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He was fluid.
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Other runners looked like they were
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six-year-olds running in the park.
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Trying to get their body moving.
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There's a whole lot of that going on.
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Way more body movement.
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Jason just looked smooth.
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If you can move like that and just...
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have it come up,
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come across as just being unbothered and
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still smash everybody by like, seconds,
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like the next closest person by seconds.
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You got some, you got,
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you got something there.
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Mark said it felt like a,
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felt like a ton more than that.
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It did.
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I don't disagree.
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I'm, I'm almost,
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almost wondering if Jason geared down for
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the last little bit as he came in,
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cuz he had such a big lead.
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The only reason I would think he wouldn't
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is because he was in heat one.
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Yeah.
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Which was wild.
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But that's what happens when you don't do
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well at quarterfinals.
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That is correct.
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Exactly what I was fixing to put out
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to you.
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You don't take quarterfinals seriously,
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then you go to compete in person,
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and that's what they're using,
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and you start off in the first heat,
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which I can't tell you the last time
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he's probably been in the first heat of
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something.
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On the women's side,
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we have Amy Kringle with the lead.
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Pretty big, almost a minute.
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Win.
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She looked comfortable as well.
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Andra Moistus in second.
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Leah Storn in third.
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Kristina Kika Jasic.
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Yeah, let's go with that.
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In fourth,
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Rebecca Wittesen on the repaired knee.
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Takes a fifth.
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Holly Tynan.
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Miravon Rohr, seventh.
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Miravon started off good.
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Yeah, dude.
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She got passed at the very last second.
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Old girl was just sprinting across the
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line and just smoked her right at the
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very, very end.
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That's an awareness thing.
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You need to be looking around when you
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get across that thing just in case that
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might happen to try to make sure she
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might need those points later on.
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She has such a short gate compared to
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other athletes.
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She looks like Colton.
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She looks like Colton Ryan.
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Like they have almost the exact same
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stride.
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It's funny to watch.
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Yeah.
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Um, but I gotta tell you, man,
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the stream looks good.
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Yeah, it does.
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Stream looks good.
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Pedro is doing a fantastic job.
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And he was calling Lito at three AM
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when I got up to pee and he
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was still calling the elites when I got
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up to watch that.
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Yeah.
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He see at one point this morning,
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he was like, I am tired.
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It's been,
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it's been a long day and I'm sure
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it has been,
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but he's he's doing a fantastic job, man.
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He really is.
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I think he's knocking it out the door.
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Good for him.
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yeah and got a hey huge shout out
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thank you for uh calling us out as
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coming up next after the show did he
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really yeah right after the women or the
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men were done he said hey clydesdale's
15:48
coming up next savon did a show this
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morning go back and watch that yeah um
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yeah but he had he had what was
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cool is he brought he's brought in
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different people into the booth with him
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changing up that flavor we talked about
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that with wp the same voices all day
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is tough yeah dude he had nick johnson
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in there for the the all both men's
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heats that was pretty fun
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Yeah,
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he had Johnny in there from his podcast
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about affiliates.
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He had some other people in there.
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Harry Lightfoot's coach was in there for
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one of the women's heats.
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So yeah, he's blown people.
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I love Harry Lightfoot's philosophy.
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If I just wear enough Red Bull stuff,
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maybe they'll give me a sponsorship.
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Did you hear...
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Did you hear Nick Johnson talk about that
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Red Bull headgear?
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You can only get if you're an athlete.
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Correct.
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Yeah, they don't sell hats to anybody.
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You cannot purchase it.
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That's why he's wearing the bandana.
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He's like, I got this Red Bull bandana.
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Look how good this looks on my head.
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Yeah.
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I was like,
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maybe they should start making other
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stuff,
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like a Red Bull fireman's hat or a
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Red Bull cowboy hat,
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Red Bull surgical mask.
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Not surgical mask, surgical hat,
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like anyone that doctors wear when they're
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in surgery.
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Yeah.
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Switch it up a little bit.
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I mean, instead of just baseball caps,
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I'm just saying,
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you could throw some stuff out there.
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So glad I never bought into the Noble
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shoes.
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Yeah.
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Red Bull Noble shoes.
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Noble makes the softest shirts ever.
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Look.
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My boss went to the games three years
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in a row and brought me a shirt
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back three different times when they were
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in their Noble area.
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So I got three different Noble or two
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different, two or three different Noble.
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I never wear them, but holy smokes, dude.
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I don't know what they're made out of,
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what kind of unobtainium they're made out
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of, but they're incredibly soft.
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They fit really, really well, too.
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I have one pair of Nobles because someone
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had a pair custom painted with my logo
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on it.
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Yeah.
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And I wore them to an event one
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time.
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My feet hurt so damn bad.
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I had to take them off halfway through
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the day.
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I know I've told this story before,
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but my wife really thought she liked
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Nobles to the point where she had three
18:29
different pair at one point and couldn't
18:30
figure out why her feet hurt.
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And one day I just bought her some
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nanos.
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Didn't ask, didn't.
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I just went, found her size,
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bought her whatever.
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It was like Noble fifty-fourteens or
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whatever.
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It was like two years ago.
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and they just showed up and i said
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wear these to the gym and she came
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back and i was like do your feet
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hurt she's like no i was like you're
18:53
welcome moving right along yeah um
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speaking of gear i talked to lido
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yesterday they got re-bought gear for
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doing french throwdown and they could get
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it customized
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So they like names on jerseys, um,
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the whole bit, they got a,
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they got a full kit, uh, for French.
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And, uh, she said it's, it was awesome.
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Dude.
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That's awesome.
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That is fantastic.
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So it was, it was kind of,
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it wasn't like the big games kit.
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Right.
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But it was,
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it was like three or four shirts,
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a couple pair of shorts, um,
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like that's pretty that's pretty damn cool
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god it'd be nice to get back to
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that right yeah kate said they got huge
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name plates banners too that looks awesome
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That is one of the biggest things that
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I want to get from a competition.
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Like the little cool little name.
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I got a couple of little name cards
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from a couple of different places and
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whatnot.
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Those things are nice.
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I got one from Magic City.
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It's sitting on my mantle right now.
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I'm about to fireplace at the house.
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That's what Jennifer put it.
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But yeah, I want a big banner.
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Those things look so cool.
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I'm also a sucker for shirts with my
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name on them.
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Like,
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if I get a shirt from a comp
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and it's got my name on it,
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you can guarantee, even if it looks good,
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doesn't look good, doesn't matter,
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I am going to wear it.
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Yeah.
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Like the old ones from the games.
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Yeah, they remind me, Christy had, like,
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early in her games career,
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one of the big, like,
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that they laid down on the floor that
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were massive.
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She had one of those hanging on the
20:38
wall at Polaris.
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And...
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It was really cool.
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And these remind me of those.
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Yeah.
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Although everybody's names backwards.
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I got last name first on them.
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So like Harris Lightfoot,
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Harry and Hopper says Hopper, Jason,
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which is kind of interesting.
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And then on the stream,
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they got Guillaume, Guillaume, Guillaume,
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as Briant Guillaume.
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Say that three times fast.
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it's i can't even say it one time
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because i think pedro was going over it
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when he said he said and for some
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reason they have guillaume breon's name
21:13
backwards on this on this screen so we
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i this show has to be a little
21:21
bit shorter today because i have a one
21:22
o'clock meeting but
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Your wife had her car run over this
21:27
morning.
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Yesterday.
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Yesterday.
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Yesterday.
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Like, within an hour of us.
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By a Chevy Tahoe.
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By a red, a red, a red,
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a red, a red, a red, a red,
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a red, a red, a red, a red,
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a red, a red, a red, a red,
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a red, a red, a red, a red,
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a red, a red, a red, a red,
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a red, a red, a red, a red,
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a red, a red, a red, a red,
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When she came out,
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she was upset on the verge of being
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pissed.
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Maybe pissed.
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Not on the verge.
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Totally pissed.
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So, in her words...
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When she walked out, she was,
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she didn't say pissed,
22:00
but whatever word you want to use for
22:02
I'm about to be mad, right?
22:05
And she walked up.
22:05
So here's the thing, Scott.
22:08
Hypothetically,
22:11
you are pulling out of a parking spot
22:13
in a parking lot that has almost no
22:14
cars in it because it's in a brand
22:16
new shopping center,
22:18
and you run over somebody's car.
22:21
You hit the front bumper,
22:23
you hit the front quarter panel and
22:24
whatnot.
22:26
Stop,
22:27
back up a little bit because you don't
22:28
know exactly what happened.
22:29
Figure out what happened and just kind of
22:30
pull off of it, okay?
22:33
Hypothetically.
22:38
Are you going to be upset?
22:40
And when I say upset,
22:41
I mean that when the person comes out,
22:43
what's the first thing you're going to do?
22:45
Because if it's me, I'm going to A,
22:48
be mortified.
22:51
That just happened.
22:53
B, I am going to be,
22:55
here is my insurance information.
22:57
Here is my date of birth.
23:01
The first thing I'm going to say is
23:02
I'm sorry.
23:03
I am so sorry.
23:05
I do not know how I did that.
23:06
I am an idiot.
23:07
So forth and so on.
23:09
Jennifer walks out of Audi.
23:12
She's walking up to the lady and she's
23:15
visibly upset.
23:17
We just got it out the shop.
23:19
Three months ago, two,
23:20
three months ago from some other idiot
23:22
that ran into her on the highway this
23:24
time while they were driving.
23:28
And she go,
23:29
the lady started to say something and
23:30
Jennifer was like,
23:31
just give me your insurance information.
23:34
And the woman got mad at her.
23:39
for being mad which is the greatest
23:42
injustice in in you know relation any kind
23:45
of interpersonal relationship you could
23:46
possibly have like oh you're mad i'll show
23:49
you i'll get mad what the actual you
23:55
ran over my car you ran over and
23:57
i'm not allowed to be upset correct it'll
24:00
buff out no lady it won't buff out
24:04
won't buff out you took paint off for
24:06
one like down to the body work you
24:08
not you damn near knocked the bumper off
24:10
because where it was attached it is now
24:12
hanging and you put a hole in the
24:15
bumper about so big on the front lip
24:18
don't even know how she did that she
24:20
was telling i when jennifer called me she
24:23
was in the process of arguing with this
24:24
lady and she said uh i could hear
24:29
the lady in the background saying
24:31
my car's not even low enough to do
24:32
that i don't lady your tires touch the
24:35
ground all the time unless you are doing
24:39
some dukes of hazard and like jumping over
24:41
and you're going to do boys again you
24:45
weren't going that fast i'll send you the
24:47
video dude because it's a tesla so there's
24:50
four cameras on the external and then you
24:52
got almost a complete three sixty view all
24:54
the way around and we got video of
24:56
the entire thing happening
24:58
mark phillips says it always works to say
25:00
calm down yeah yet it has worked for
25:05
my wife when i tell her to calm
25:07
down exactly zero times so she called me
25:12
jennifer calls me and she just said i
25:15
i need you to be now i need
25:16
to come to aldi parking lot in gonzalez
25:18
and i was like oh because i got
25:20
an alert on my phone saying that the
25:22
alarm went off on the tesla and i
25:24
was like that's never happened before
25:27
Is somebody trying to steal her car?
25:28
She was at home.
25:29
Why is somebody trying to steal a car
25:31
at home?
25:31
Like all this shit's running through my
25:33
brain.
25:34
I'm looking at the cameras,
25:36
like trying to figure out what's going on.
25:37
So all this happened within like a minute
25:39
and a half, maybe two minutes.
25:41
And then she called me.
25:43
jennifer did and she's like blah blah i
25:46
need to get over there well she called
25:47
me back about five minutes later as i'm
25:49
on my way uh to go see her
25:51
and she said i'm gonna need you to
25:53
calm down before you get here i said
25:55
excuse me she said i'm mad
26:00
she's mad i don't need you to be
26:03
mad when you get here because it's not
26:05
going to do anybody any good i said
26:06
i'm going to do my best the lady
26:08
was so upset annoyed pissed off mad
26:11
whatever you want to call it scott she
26:12
would sat back in her car waiting for
26:14
the police to get there which honestly is
26:17
probably the best thing that could have
26:18
happened because if i got there and she
26:20
just said some dumb to me it wouldn't
26:23
have gone over well
26:24
I was just going to say,
26:26
if she was going to come at me
26:27
after running over my car,
26:29
she better go sit in her car and
26:30
wait for the police because she needs
26:32
every bit of protection she needs.
26:35
She can get it.
26:35
A hundred percent.
26:37
So just to break the tension of this
26:41
conversation, Trish said earlier,
26:44
she's disappointed in you because you're a
26:46
Cajun and you should be able to say,
26:49
Guillaume Brion very easily.
26:52
Here's the thing.
26:52
I am a Cajun and we don't have
26:54
no Guillaume Brion around here.
26:56
And down here it would be in Guillaume
26:58
Brion.
26:59
Like you wouldn't even say all of the
27:00
actual accent letters.
27:03
Kate says Tesla.
27:04
Corey's accent is my favorite.
27:06
Hey, Kate.
27:11
Yes.
27:12
Wow.
27:12
Y'all are violent.
27:13
Man, Jonathan, you don't know.
27:16
I am so less violent than I used
27:18
to be.
27:20
There's a reason I was hired to be
27:21
a bouncer in a bar for five years
27:23
of my life.
27:26
Yeah.
27:27
If he tried saying simmer down.
27:31
Oh, yeah.
27:31
No.
27:33
There we go.
27:34
Yeah.
27:34
Tesla says, if my hub says calm down,
27:36
them fighting words.
27:36
A hundred percent.
27:41
Well, at midnight,
27:42
I went outside to a house burning to
27:43
the ground about six houses down.
27:44
So it could be worse.
27:46
A hundred percent, dude.
27:48
Absolutely.
27:48
It always could be worse.
27:49
It's just annoying.
27:51
Like if the lady would have been
27:53
apologetic,
27:54
we wouldn't be having this conversation
27:56
right now.
27:57
But like the whole thing was bizarre
27:59
because you hit a parked car in a
28:04
parking lot of a shopping center that has
28:06
one store open currently because they just
28:08
built it.
28:10
So it's not like you were spoiled for
28:14
choice as far as parking spots was
28:16
concerned.
28:18
And then you're going to get mad at
28:19
the person that you hit because they're
28:21
not happy about the fact that you hit
28:22
their car?
28:23
Nah, bro.
28:23
That don't work like that.
28:26
I wanted you to be able to tell
28:29
that story.
28:30
We only got a couple minutes left,
28:32
but I did want to highlight, of course,
28:35
Holly Dugan, Data Wad,
28:38
Because she's the best.
28:40
She's already out for you Masters athletes
28:44
full as we stand leaderboards with the cut
28:48
line for a game spot.
28:50
This is after two events.
28:52
Every age group you can go through.
28:57
She's the best.
28:58
For the French throwdown.
29:00
It's all out there on our Instagrams.
29:07
so check that out awesome pretty awesome
29:14
and um she even has uh the team
29:17
standings which crossfit oslo kreiger is
29:22
um about to put a smackdown on everybody
29:27
that's a ridiculous thing ridiculous that
29:32
was so when i ekg
29:36
What's her face?
29:38
The person who started it all.
29:39
Yeah.
29:40
Kristen Holter.
29:41
Like a hundred years old.
29:46
It doesn't make sense to you.
29:47
She's been competing forever.
29:52
She's not a hundred, not even close,
29:53
but it seems like it cause she's been
29:55
there forever.
29:59
To put this in terms,
30:00
Jay Birch would understand, uh,
30:02
Holta and BKG have been competing since
30:05
Noah was a baby.
30:06
yes since no since they they showed that
30:10
picture of noah when he was in his
30:11
on the swim team which is god flow
30:17
uh that that team is absolutely insane
30:20
that's the first thing i saw them being
30:22
interviewed right when i turned it on this
30:23
morning when i got that office and i
30:25
was like oh okay yeah two for two
30:30
uh tola looked bored they were moving so
30:32
fast
30:38
It's only crazy if they work together.
30:45
Anyway.
30:48
Yeah.
30:48
So Holly's already on it.
30:50
Holler.
30:51
She's already giving the updates to the
30:53
Instagram page.
30:54
If you need it,
30:55
if not competition corners out there with
30:57
all the leaderboards as well.
31:01
But I just,
31:02
I can't say enough good things about what
31:04
Holly does for us.
31:06
If you want to go on competition corner
31:08
and sort through all of that stuff,
31:10
by all means, please do.
31:13
But Holly takes it all condenses it,
31:16
puts it in a very easy to read
31:17
format and you can just go.
31:18
Yup.
31:19
Yup.
31:19
Yup.
31:19
Yup.
31:20
Yup.
31:20
And just move right on through and you
31:21
can get updated.
31:22
Now,
31:22
if you need to know how fast they
31:24
went on whatever event, then yeah,
31:26
go to competition corner.
31:28
If not go follow data wide on Instagram.
31:31
It's worth the time and effort.
31:34
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32:09
I've seen some good teams that don't
32:11
communicate and don't work together.
32:13
Yeah,
32:13
but this team is the team that won
32:16
last year minus one dude,
32:19
and you put BKG in.
32:22
Yeah.
32:22
You didn't exactly downgrade.
32:25
Yeah.
32:26
Three of you have been together for a
32:27
while.
32:30
Thank you, Mark Phillips.
32:38
now go away or shall i taunt you
32:39
a second time so i because in honor
32:44
of the french throwdown going on i went
32:46
ahead and posted my that's a monty python
32:48
clip underneath my name ah gotcha you know
32:53
it wouldn't let me put the whole thing
32:55
because you could only have but i did
32:57
try to put your mother was a hamster
32:58
and your father smelled the elderberries
33:04
i have not seen holy grail i watched
33:05
it so many times in college i've not
33:08
seen it in a while it's a fantastic
33:12
film i need to go back and watch
33:14
it because some moistened bent lob the
33:19
scimitar at me i'm surprised it hasn't
33:26
like taken off again with all the game
33:29
of thrones and
33:31
All that stuff happened.
33:33
It's I literally,
33:35
I've seen the clip from whenever he was,
33:37
uh, I am your King in old boys.
33:40
A King doesn't come by decree a King.
33:43
They explained all that to him.
33:44
That's actually shown up on my feet,
33:46
like three different times.
33:50
It does hold up.
33:51
Mark Phillips is absolutely correct.
33:55
Can this be called breakfast with the
33:57
Clydesdale?
33:58
I'm eating breakfast, not lunch.
33:59
But the problem is herpes free.
34:02
I'm glad you're herpes free.
34:04
We've got people overseas that are eating
34:06
dinner.
34:08
So it's lunch for us because it's my
34:10
lunch hour.
34:12
You got people in Japan that are in
34:14
a week right now.
34:15
But you can eat whatever meal you'd like
34:17
to during this time.
34:19
Go for it.
34:20
We do not discriminate against what food
34:22
is eaten.
34:23
We love food.
34:24
Whatever time, whatever style.
34:30
We love food.
34:31
We love sauce.
34:32
Just saying.
34:38
We even like little dicks.
34:42
Good old little dicks.
34:43
Little dicks.
34:44
Sean.
34:53
Well, do we care about anyone overseas?
34:55
We kind of do.
34:57
It depends on who it is,
34:58
if I'm being completely honest.
35:04
Meals with the Clydesdale?
35:05
Meals with the Clydesdale.
35:08
Doesn't have the ring.
35:09
Just doesn't sound right.
35:12
Just does not sound right.
35:14
Eggs and bacon qualifies any meal.
35:18
Sometimes I just nibble on some bacon for
35:20
fun.
35:21
Wayne is clearly a man of culture.
35:30
uh ron is tossing my salad right now
35:35
bless you oh yeah i think with that
35:41
note i'm gonna let you all get back
35:43
to it i've got to go to this
35:44
stupid meeting do you ever have that
35:47
person at work that has to like dabble
35:52
in everybody else's shit yes
36:01
I have to meet with that person.
36:07
I just need... Yes, we do.
36:09
We need a meal sponsor.
36:11
I'm with that.
36:11
I'm with that.
36:14
I've been wanting to get a Bibibop sponsor
36:16
forever.
36:18
I have no idea what that is,
36:19
but I believe you.
36:21
Sriracha.
36:23
Hell,
36:23
I'll even take a Little Dick sponsor.
36:25
I wouldn't be mad at that.
36:27
I wouldn't be mad at that.
36:31
joseph i wouldn't even call her a
36:34
micromanager i would call her like a nebby
36:38
noser or a just because she's not managing
36:45
me in any way she just is like
36:50
looking at my and telling me oh why
36:53
why'd you do that or shouldn't you do
36:55
it this way should you shut the hell
37:00
up
37:03
I know, Trish.
37:04
Like, what the hell?
37:06
Why are we having meetings on a Friday?
37:07
Friday afternoon, nonetheless.
37:15
Jay Birch doesn't have any money to
37:16
sponsor you.
37:17
Sponsored by Jeffrey Birchfield.
37:19
Yeah,
37:24
we can do our own little ad reads
37:25
for Papa Birch.
37:28
Usually the same person who asks too many
37:30
questions on team calls.
37:31
Bingo.
37:33
Bingo.
37:33
Yeah.
37:35
Probably the same person who asked too
37:36
many questions at an athlete briefing in
37:38
CrossFit, too.
37:42
I got a whole story about that,
37:43
but we ain't got time for it.
37:44
Let's get out of here.
37:46
All right, guys.
37:47
Have a great rest of your day.
37:48
Have a great weekend.
37:50
We'll be back on Sunday night CrossFit
37:52
Talk to break down everything that
37:54
happened at the French Throwdown.
37:56
With that, hope you have a great, great,
37:58
great, great.
37:59
I could be like Peter,
38:00
who they didn't shut off the camera and
38:02
had to keep saying,
38:03
we'll be back tomorrow, morning,
38:04
afternoon.
38:06
And we'll be back tomorrow,
38:08
morning and afternoon.
38:10
And we'll be back tomorrow.
38:12
morning and afternoon,
38:14
but we'll be back Sunday night.
38:15
See you guys then.
38:17
Bye now.