Pro Bowl(ed Over)

Pisstacular Takes: The Podcast Home for UrinatingTree · Sep 3, 2026 · 12m

After 75 years, the Pro Bowl is no more. It went out with a mere whimper... and honestly, it was a mercy killing. The event was seen as a glorified scrimmage and derided by hardcore fans of the NFL for decades, but over the past fifteen years, it had fallen to a state of decay beyond the point of return. Nobody cared: Not the players, not the fans, and the league was out of ideas on how to revive it. They tried, but everything they did merely drove a further wedge into it. Even worse were the players chosen to go to the event. What was supposed to be a prestige title became one scouring for…