Latest / Sandman Stories Presents / EP 340: Laos- Right and Might; Why the Lip of the Elephant Droops; How a Dead Tiger Killed the Princess; The Monkeys and the Crabs (Fleeson)
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- 0:27Welcome back, listeners to Sandman Stories Presents, a folk
- 0:30tale podcast where I read you to sleep or until the next story.
- 0:33I'm your host, Austin, and if you would like more stories that
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- 0:49Mike Jones for signing up. I'm going to pretend that it is
- 0:52the hip hop legend Mike Jones listening to these stories.
- 0:57And today we are back in the book of Lao folklore written
- 0:59down by Kathleen Fleeson. Today we are covering the Jungle
- 1:03Tales. There's a lot more story to
- 1:06these tales than the previous ones.
- 1:08OK, let's begin. Right and might.
- 1:14While a deer was eating wild fruit, he heard an owl call
- 1:18hawk, hawk and a cricket cry. What?
- 1:23And frightened, he fled. In his flight he ran through the
- 1:28trees, into the mountains and into the streams.
- 1:32In one of the streams, deer stepped upon a small fish and
- 1:35crushed it almost to death. Then the fish complained to the
- 1:39court, and the deer, owl, cricket and fish had a lawsuit.
- 1:44In the trial came out this evidence.
- 1:46As the deer fled, he ran into some dry grass and the seed fell
- 1:50into the eye of the wild chicken, and the pain of the
- 1:53seed in the eye of the chicken caused it to fly up against a
- 1:56nest of red ants. Alarmed, the red ants flew out
- 2:01to do battle and in their haste bit a Mongoose.
- 2:05The Mongoose ran into a vine of wild fruit and shook several
- 2:09pieces of it onto the heads of the hermit, who sat there under
- 2:12the tree thinking, Oh, why did you, O fruit, fall on my head,
- 2:17Cried the hermit. The fruit answered, We did not
- 2:21wish to fall. A Mongoose ran against our vine
- 2:24and threw us down. And the hermit asked, O
- 2:27Mongoose, why did you throw the fruit?
- 2:30The Mongoose answered, I did not wish to throw down the fruit,
- 2:34but the red ants bit me and I ran against the vine.
- 2:38The hermit asked, Oh ants, why did you bite the Mongoose?
- 2:42The red ants replied, The hen flew against our nest and
- 2:45anchored us. The hermit asked, Oh hen, why
- 2:49did you fly against the red ants nest?
- 2:51And the hen replied, The seed fell into my eyes and it hurt
- 2:55me. And the hermit asked, Oh seed,
- 2:58why did you fall into the hen's eyes?
- 3:01And the seed replied, The deer shook me down.
- 3:05The hermit said unto the deer, Oh dear, why did you shake the
- 3:08seed? The deer answered, I did not
- 3:11wish to do it, but the owl called, frightened me, and I
- 3:15ran. O owl asked the hermit, why did
- 3:18you frighten the deer? The owl replied, I called, but
- 3:23as I am accustomed to call, the cricket too called.
- 3:27Having heard the evidence, the judge said the cricket must
- 3:30replace the crushed parts of the fish and make it well as he.
- 3:34The cricket had called and frightened the deer.
- 3:37The end. OK and story #2 Why the lip of
- 3:44the elephant droops? In the days when the earth was
- 3:48young, there lived a poor man and his wife, who had twelve
- 3:51daughters, whom they no longer loved and no longer desired.
- 3:56Day after day the father and mother planned to be free of
- 3:58them. One day the father made a
- 4:01basket. In the bottom of it he placed
- 4:04ashes, but on the top of it he spread rice.
- 4:07Taking this basket with him, he called his daughters to go to
- 4:11the jungle to hunt for game. When the heat of the day came,
- 4:15they all sat down to eat, and after they had eaten, the father
- 4:18gave each daughter a bamboo joint and asked her to get water
- 4:21for him. The joints were made so that
- 4:24they would not hold water, and while the maidens endeavoured to
- 4:27make them so that they would, the father returned home.
- 4:32In vain the maidens tried to make joints and hold the water,
- 4:36and after a while they sought their father.
- 4:37But lo, the father was gone and only the basket remained.
- 4:43Examining the basket, they found rice on top, but on the inside
- 4:48it was filled with ashes, so that they knew their parents
- 4:51sought to be free of them by leaving them in the trackless
- 4:53jungle. Unable to find their way out
- 4:56there they slept peacefully, for the wild beasts did not bother
- 4:59those who fearlessly stay with them.
- 5:03As the eye of day opened in the east, the forlorn maidens beheld
- 5:07as they awakened a beautiful woman standing near, and they
- 5:10sought her help. Come with me and be companions
- 5:14to my little daughter. Often I am away from home and
- 5:17she is lonely. Come home with me, play with my
- 5:20daughter and exchange. I will give you a home, said the
- 5:23beautiful woman. Gladly the maidens consented and
- 5:27went with the woman to her home far in the jungle.
- 5:31All places save one small garden, they were free to enter,
- 5:35and upon a day the fair woman said, I will go into the jungle,
- 5:39and I will not return until the eye of day is closed.
- 5:41Do not play in the small garden. Scarcely had she gone before she
- 5:46returned, but the maidens had not looked in the garden again.
- 5:51After a day the fair woman said, I go to the jungle, but for a
- 5:55short time do not go play in the small garden.
- 5:59Thinking this time she would be gone all day the maidens crept
- 6:02into the small garden, and lo, it was strewn with human bones.
- 6:08Then they knew the fair woman was a cannibal.
- 6:11Full of fear they fled, and as they fled they met a cow.
- 6:17Protect us, they cried. The cow opened its mouth and the
- 6:20maidens jumped in. And so they journeyed from the
- 6:23cannibal's home. As the cow returned, met the
- 6:27fair woman seeking the maidens. Have you seen 12 maidens pass
- 6:32this way, She asked. No, answered the cow, if you do
- 6:40not speak the truth, I will kill you and eat you, she cried.
- 6:47I saw them as they made haste in that way, replied the cow.
- 6:53The cannibal woman ran that way. After the cow left them, the
- 6:57maidens hastened on, and as they hastened on they met an
- 7:00elephant, and they begged it to save them from the cannibal.
- 7:04The elephant opened its mouth, and the maidens jumped in, but
- 7:07so slowly did 1 jump in that the edge of her garment hung out of
- 7:11the mouth. As they journeyed, the cannibal
- 7:14overtook them. Did you see 12 maidens hastening
- 7:18towards the city as the cannibal?
- 7:21No, said the elephant. From this time forth, forever
- 7:26the lip of your mouth shall hang down like a garment, cursed the
- 7:29cannibal. For she had seen the edge of the
- 7:31maiden's garment hanging out of the elephant's mouth and knew it
- 7:34was protecting the 12 maidens. And to this day, the lip of the
- 7:39elephant hangs down like a garment.
- 7:42The end. OK, And the next story, how a
- 7:49dead tiger killed the Princess. There once was a king who had a
- 7:53daughter at whose birth a wise man foretold that she would be
- 7:57killed by a tiger when she was a grown maiden.
- 8:01In order that no animal might approach her, the king built her
- 8:04a house set upon a huge pillar, and there she and her attendants
- 8:08dwelt. And it fell upon a day when the
- 8:12daughter was well grown, that one of the hunters, whose labor
- 8:15it was to kill the tigers of the country, brought a dead 1 to the
- 8:18palace of the king. The Princess, seeing her dead
- 8:22enemy, came down from her tower and plucked A whisker from the
- 8:25tiger. And as she blew her breath on
- 8:28it, she cried. I do not fear thee, O my enemy,
- 8:32for thou art dead. But the poison which is in the
- 8:37whiskers of a tiger entered into the blood of the Princess, and
- 8:40she died. Then the king made a
- 8:43proclamation and sent messengers throughout his realm, commanding
- 8:47that all when a tiger is killed, all his whiskers were to be
- 8:50immediately pulled out and burned, that a tiger may not be
- 8:54able to slay when it is dead. And until this day the people
- 8:58obey the command of the king. The end.
- 9:04OK, and the next story. The monkeys and the crabs.
- 9:10All the monkeys which live in the forest near the great sea in
- 9:13the South watch the tide running out, hoping to catch the sea
- 9:17crabs which are left in the soft earth.
- 9:20If they can find a crab above ground, they immediately catch
- 9:23it and eat it. Sometimes crabs bury themselves
- 9:28in the mud, and the monkeys, seeing the tunnels they have
- 9:31made, reach down into them with their long tails and torment the
- 9:34crabs until they, in anger seizing the tormenting tail, are
- 9:39drawn out and devoured by the cunning foes.
- 9:43But sometimes, alas, the crab fails to come out.
- 9:47No matter with what strength the monkey pulls and tugs, the crabs
- 9:51do not appear, and the poor monkey is held fast while the
- 9:54tide comes in and drowns it. When the tide goes out again,
- 9:58leaving the luckless monkey on the beach, the crabs come out of
- 10:01their strongholds and feast on the dead enemy.
- 10:05The End. I like the chain story in the
- 10:33first one, it reminds me of the story of why mosquitoes buzz in
- 10:36people's ears, and the second one was nice because it shows
- 10:39why the elephant's lip droops. And the third one surprised me a
- 10:43little. I had never heard of a tiger
- 10:44whisker in poison and the final story was a bit rough, but I
- 10:49understand why crabs and monkeys don't get along.
- 10:52And the podcast shout out is to Tales from the Enchanted Forest.
- 10:56Fox and Sparrow, not their real names cover folklore just like I
- 10:59do, but with two hosts and more discussions.
- 11:03Go check them out for some amazing tales.
- 11:06And the listener shout out is to Hageza, Somaliland.
- 11:11The capital of this partially recognized state was built on a
- 11:14watering hole halfway between the coast and the interior
- 11:17regions. And if I get a chance to visit
- 11:20such an awesome city, I would love to go see the Solano
- 11:24National Library. And so I say to my listener and
- 11:28higher guests, Mahad Sanid, Iyo Habin Wenagsan, thank you and
- 11:34good night.