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Classic Moment: Lies Your Parents Have Told You · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: You used to come in and say that.
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  Speaker 2: You would tell your children when they were at the
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  Speaker 2: circus with you that during intermission that the show was over.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, I remember this.
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  Speaker 2: Now come on, it's over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: You got to use this everything from Disney on Ice
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  Speaker 3: to the rodeo to the circus, any of those events.
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  Speaker 3: When intermission came and the lights went on, I would say,
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  Speaker 3: come on, we gotta go. We getta beat the crowd.
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  Speaker 3: And I said, we can grab a souvenir before they
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  Speaker 3: run out. It's on the way out, you know. I'd
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  Speaker 3: definitely take them in the store and grab the souvenir.
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  Speaker 3: I said, come on, we'll never get out of the
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  Speaker 3: parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get it hurt.
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  Speaker 3: They never knew, Yeah, never knew, never knew that it
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  Speaker 3: was only half.
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  Speaker 4: There was a second half.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one. I think one of the first
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  Speaker 1: events that I took my son to when he was
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  Speaker 1: probably two or three, was I think Disney on Ice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you told me that before we went. He has
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  Speaker 1: a hot tip.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because nothing's going to change in the second half.
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  Speaker 3: It's just more people skating around and animal most skating around.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. Oh god, so many lives on the.
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  Speaker 3: Circus stays the same second half.
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  Speaker 1: I saw reel over the weekend and it was all
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  Speaker 1: the lies your parents told you, and I checked every
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  Speaker 1: single box. I believe all these were true.
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  Speaker 6: My parents when we were young used to tell us
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  Speaker 6: when they were eating lobsters that they were eating bugs,
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  Speaker 6: so we wouldn't want them.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's creative. Well, aren't they kind of like bugs
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  Speaker 1: crustations of the sea. Yeah, yeah, No, they're.
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  Speaker 3: Not the bugs of the sea.
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  Speaker 1: But I know what you're saying. No, they used to
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  Speaker 1: be A long time ago. They were they were They
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  Speaker 1: weren't a delicacy. They were given to people in prison.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, prison, and then the galleys rowing the ships. Yes, uh,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the slaves were lack of a better word,
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  Speaker 3: they would give them lobster, and then lobster.
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  Speaker 1: Became they're scavengers basically.
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  Speaker 3: What it is now. Yeah, they are scavengers. Just keep
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  Speaker 3: in mind when you're having the lobster. Everything they eat is.
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  Speaker 1: Off the is off the bottom.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, their bottom feeder.
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  Speaker 1: They are right. Expense, it's odd when you think of it.
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  Speaker 3: Expensive body, Oh my, and they keep getting more and
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  Speaker 3: more expensive.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: My mom always said that if you had the shower
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  Speaker 6: on while it was thundering and lightning out, that you
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  Speaker 6: would get struck by lightning. So I still, at twenty
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  Speaker 6: eight years old, will not take a shower if there's
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  Speaker 6: a storm.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, my parents used to tell me that.
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  Speaker 1: I never heard that one. Yeah, and the pool was
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  Speaker 1: a big one using water right wait, yeah, wasting the
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  Speaker 1: water away? What are you doing in there? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: You guys remember that.
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  Speaker 4: When we were younger, they would say if you had
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  Speaker 4: a dream and you died in your dream, that you
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  Speaker 4: would die in real life.
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  Speaker 1: I think I remember that, but I think it was
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  Speaker 1: other kids that told me that, not my parents. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a little morbid for your parents to tell you,
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  Speaker 1: you know. But one of them was about coffee, that
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  Speaker 1: if you drink coffee as a kid, it will stunt
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  Speaker 1: your growth.
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  Speaker 4: As a parent, I still use the coffee will stunt
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  Speaker 4: your growth. My toddler's always trying to take us at
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  Speaker 4: my coffee, and I told him he'd shrink down like
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  Speaker 4: ant man if he takes a step in.
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  Speaker 2: My coffee, and he still believes it.
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  Speaker 1: It's so crazy, like we teach our kids not to lie,
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  Speaker 1: but then we kind of tell them lies.
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  Speaker 3: And there are so many more. I'm racking my brain
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  Speaker 3: that my parents would tell me a lot of them
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  Speaker 3: related to school or I mean, there are so many.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you just want your kids to listen and do
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  Speaker 1: what do what you tell them to do, and when
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  Speaker 1: they won't, you gotta you gotta do what you gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Selene online too.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Selene, you're online too.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. Add to the list.
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  Speaker 3: Selene.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Selene. All right, Selene dropped off like that name.
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  Speaker 1: That is a nice name. You don't meet a lot
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  Speaker 1: of Selene's, you know. Yeah, Selene, we'll try to get
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  Speaker 1: you on the second. Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 7: So I love dogs. My dad doesn't. And a big
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  Speaker 7: lie he would tell me when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 7: is dead while I pet a dog. If I get
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  Speaker 7: the I booger of a dog and then rub it,
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  Speaker 7: then rub my eyes, I would see black and white forever,
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  Speaker 7: or I would get like blind. So that's a big lie.
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  Speaker 1: See now we're just just completely making stuff up here.
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard anything even resembling that.
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  Speaker 1: One never heard that there was one of the lists
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  Speaker 1: about sneezing with your eyes open. I kind of was
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  Speaker 1: speculating I don't think you can sneeze with your eyes open.
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  Speaker 4: I actually learned this from the college class ones. You
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  Speaker 4: physically can't sneeze with your eyes open because it's a
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  Speaker 4: reflex that your eyes automatically close.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe that well.
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  Speaker 3: I always was told that your heart skips a beat
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  Speaker 3: when you sneeze, and I have sneezing jags in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: So you know my heart skips a beat just regularly. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have like an a rythm.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't there a song my heart skips a There is?
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  Speaker 1: I think I have the same thing, but there's a
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  Speaker 1: name for it.
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  Speaker 5: Really.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I had an e KG, they thought something
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  Speaker 1: was wrong and they said it was that, and they said,
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  Speaker 1: it's no big deal, it's not Yeah, it's fine. What pill.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't there something about warts? Frogs? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: They came from frogs?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, frogs.
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  Speaker 5: I used to have actually a reoccurring nightmare about swallowing
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  Speaker 5: a watermelon sleeed and being rushed into the hospital because
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  Speaker 5: my stomach was going to explode from the watermelon road
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  Speaker 5: in my stomach.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I was full of fear as a
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  Speaker 1: kid when I heard these days.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, mine was swallowing gum like, never swallow gum.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that it was really bad for you. It just
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  Speaker 1: sits and the more that you you swallowed, the mall
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  Speaker 1: would pile up.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and we found proof to the contrary. Right with
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  Speaker 3: the gum swallowing, it's a few days.
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  Speaker 1: It's a few days that sits in your stomach and
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  Speaker 1: then it passes through.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning crew. This is not one that was told
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  Speaker 4: to me, but something that I used to tell my kids.
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  Speaker 4: I would tell them when we were at the beach
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  Speaker 4: if they found a sand dollar and we put it
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  Speaker 4: on the dashboard of the car, it would turned into
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  Speaker 4: a real dollar. Kept them busy forever, and it only
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  Speaker 4: cost me a few bucks. Have a good day.
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  Speaker 1: The beach. Let's go to Selene. I think she's back
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  Speaker 1: online to Hey Selene.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, good morning, Hey, we got you give us a
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  Speaker 3: good one.
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  Speaker 2: So when I was little, I was told if you
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  Speaker 2: pick your nose and ate your buggers, it would make
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  Speaker 2: worms grow.
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  Speaker 1: I never heard that one, but gross, Oh really.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's he doing now?
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  Speaker 3: It's in the hospital getting a worm removed.
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  Speaker 2: I remember when we wouldn't finish all the food on
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  Speaker 2: our plate at a time. Our parents would always say
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  Speaker 2: you have to eat all of your food. There's children
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  Speaker 2: starving in Africa, and thinking about it today, I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 2: what was we supposed to do? Send them what we
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  Speaker 2: didn't finish?
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  Speaker 1: I still my parents say that to me my kids.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, it's about wasting food.
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  Speaker 1: It's having right, was.
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  Speaker 3: Sort of the moral of but they wanted to guilt you, right,
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  Speaker 3: young children are starving in Africa.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to eat those carrots. Yeah. Meanwhile, you know,
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  Speaker 1: unfortunately there's starving kids everywhere. Yeah, exactly. Really it's about
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  Speaker 1: food wasting.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, anybody hear the one that if you ate food
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  Speaker 5: directly from the can, like canned soup or canned beans,
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  Speaker 5: that you would get lockjaw and not be able to
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  Speaker 5: open your mouth. That's a new one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a new one on me because most of
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  Speaker 3: what we ate came out of a can.
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  Speaker 1: True.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, true, Morning Morning Show. I think you're forgetting that
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  Speaker 6: a lot of our children are listening to you guys
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  Speaker 6: on buses or on car drives to school. So thanks
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  Speaker 6: for blowing our cover.