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- 0:05Speaker 1: Hey, this is Sandy and Samantha and about some stuff
- 0:07Speaker 1: I never told you production by Heart Radio, and today
- 0:19Speaker 1: we are bringing back a classic on pirates, women and
- 0:24Speaker 1: Pirates because it's Woman's History Month and we were trying
- 0:27Speaker 1: to find some good history episodes. We actually Kristen and
- 0:34Speaker 1: Caroline did do a similar episode and way back past
- 0:38Speaker 1: host Kristen and Caroline and then Bridget and I did
- 0:41Speaker 1: one related so this is a popular topic.
- 0:45Speaker 2: I mean, and then friend of show Holly, yeah, we
- 0:49Speaker 2: did crimin Elia that that was a part of their book.
- 0:53Speaker 3: Yes, so yeah, and it is fascinating, it really is.
- 0:58Speaker 3: So please enjoy this classic episode.
- 1:07Speaker 1: Hey, this is Annie and Samantha and all good with
- 1:09Speaker 1: stuff I've never told you.
- 1:10Speaker 3: Production of iHeartRadio are madies?
- 1:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I said the G A Janny and are you
- 1:24Speaker 2: glad I began no that way.
- 1:27Speaker 3: So Samantha and I have a beefy.
- 1:30Speaker 1: I think it's R just a HR because my initials
- 1:34Speaker 1: are a h R. And also it makes that joke
- 1:38Speaker 1: rated R work, so your G H and R doesn't work.
- 1:43Speaker 3: It ruined joke.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Everyone's like, well, today is not the day for this one,
- 1:49Speaker 1: but clearly lost it.
- 1:53Speaker 4: But yes, I did put it in there, so hot there.
- 1:56Speaker 2: But if you've been listening to some of our recent
- 1:59Speaker 2: episodes that you know we've been a little over excited
- 2:02Speaker 2: about all of the badass where you have some of
- 2:04Speaker 2: the most notorious women in history, whether they're change makers, soldiers, spies, assassins,
- 2:10Speaker 2: or just all together badass women, and we've decided we
- 2:12Speaker 2: need to expand that to women pirates of history. Yes,
- 2:17Speaker 2: so I do have a question for you, Annie, Oh,
- 2:20Speaker 2: pirate related question, yes, because pirates have been pretty romanticized
- 2:25Speaker 2: in general. Do you have or either a fond memory
- 2:30Speaker 2: of a pirate character or one that you love or
- 2:32Speaker 2: have watched recently.
- 2:35Speaker 4: You're welcome.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Oh no, this is actually kind of embarrassing, but I
- 2:38Speaker 1: suppose I'll admit it. So I was in high school
- 2:42Speaker 1: when Pirates of the Caribbean came out, and this was
- 2:46Speaker 1: the height of my emo face, which, as many of
- 2:51Speaker 1: you might know, involved Guideliner of course, and Johnny Depp
- 2:56Speaker 1: or very epic Guideliner in that movie. So I was
- 3:01Speaker 1: a big fan of that, and I really didn't like
- 3:03Speaker 1: Will Turner Orlando Bloom's character. But the reason this is
- 3:07Speaker 1: so obviously for reasons now in our what's going on
- 3:11Speaker 1: with him modernly, but also at the time, I was
- 3:14Speaker 1: in drama and I got in really big trouble once.
- 3:17Speaker 1: I can't remember why, but I had to write this
- 3:19Speaker 1: essay about my favorite actor, and I wrote about him,
- 3:21Speaker 1: and I'm embarrassed to this day.
- 3:23Speaker 3: It's just because I had a crush on him.
- 3:24Speaker 4: Well, to be fair, you're not the only one.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Johnny Depp took the hearts of many, especially like my
- 3:29Speaker 2: generation when we saw him and What's Eating Gilbert Grape
- 3:32Speaker 2: Big Thing, Try Baby was one of my favorite movies.
- 3:35Speaker 4: So no shame, no shame in that.
- 3:38Speaker 2: But yes, of course there's a lot of things asterisk
- 3:40Speaker 2: to his name today, but we will imagine that every time.
- 3:43Speaker 4: I think of Pirates.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Unfortunately, this has everything to do with the fact that
- 3:46Speaker 2: I was a daycare center worker.
- 3:49Speaker 4: Is the stupid veggie tails.
- 3:52Speaker 2: The veggie the Pirates song, I'm the pirate that doesn't
- 3:55Speaker 2: do anything?
- 3:56Speaker 4: I am a pirate? Did that do anything?
- 3:59Speaker 1: Oh? Wow?
- 4:00Speaker 3: Everybody remember that in their head. I'm absolutely don't.
- 4:03Speaker 1: But I you know, I've seen still images of vet
- 4:05Speaker 1: details and I remember Pirates.
- 4:07Speaker 3: Yes.
- 4:08Speaker 2: So I worked at a church, local church that had
- 4:10Speaker 2: a daycare and of course this was one of the
- 4:12Speaker 2: favorites of the children, and I really wanted I hated
- 4:15Speaker 2: it after the fact, like there are moments of like, oh,
- 4:17Speaker 2: that's cute, and then oh, this is creepy, and then
- 4:20Speaker 2: why it just became a why. But I also love
- 4:23Speaker 2: like Peter Pan Hook is probably one of my favorite
- 4:25Speaker 2: movies growing up, and I have memories of that. So yeah,
- 4:28Speaker 2: I think, like, even though we don't see them today
- 4:31Speaker 2: as much, maybe I'm wrong because I did fall out
- 4:34Speaker 2: of love with like Pirates of the Caribbean, and we
- 4:36Speaker 2: know they have a very long like sequel thing as well.
- 4:39Speaker 2: They have plenty of parts to it.
- 4:42Speaker 4: Is there any recent pirate movies out?
- 4:45Speaker 1: I think there's been a recent I know Margot Robbie's
- 4:48Speaker 1: going to be in the next Pirates of the Caribbean, so.
- 4:50Speaker 4: It's still going okay, oh yeah.
- 4:52Speaker 1: And obviously, as we're talking about this, listeners, you're probably
- 4:55Speaker 1: picking up on there aren't many female pirates in our entertainment.
- 5:00Speaker 1: But I know I never saw it, but it was
- 5:02Speaker 1: another Peter Pan adaptation, and Brunie Moraw was a pirate
- 5:06Speaker 1: in that. Well.
- 5:09Speaker 2: I told you about the Gina Davis movie with Matthew Modine. Oh,
- 5:16Speaker 2: who's from Stranger Things.
- 5:17Speaker 4: Yes, you do, Yeah, you do.
- 5:18Speaker 2: He was the father figure and Stranger Things the first season.
- 5:21Speaker 2: That's Matthew Modine.
- 5:23Speaker 3: He must not have made any impression on me, apparently.
- 5:26Speaker 2: I think he's coming back for the newest season because
- 5:28Speaker 2: he was such an epic bad guy.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, you go back to it.
- 5:35Speaker 4: He was a big eighties nineties guy as well.
- 5:38Speaker 2: But I remember Cutthroat Island specifically because she was the
- 5:40Speaker 2: main character as the pirate, and we didn't see too
- 5:43Speaker 2: many And apparently some of the women that we are
- 5:45Speaker 2: going to talk.
- 5:45Speaker 4: About did have their own movies, but we just I
- 5:49Speaker 4: don't think it hit the claim that it could have.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Right, didn't become the cultural touchdown.
- 5:56Speaker 1: I bet that some of these were going to talk
- 5:58Speaker 1: about going to be HBO series or something soon.
- 6:00Speaker 3: They should be, they should be.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Okay, So before we get into specific women, let's talk
- 6:07Speaker 1: about history of the Pirting World.
- 6:09Speaker 3: A brief history, A very brief Yes.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Yes, the Pirting World is much like most of our
- 6:16Speaker 1: historical episodes, and that in a lot of ways, it's
- 6:19Speaker 1: very romanticized, and so we have a lot of tales
- 6:23Speaker 1: that are splashed with legends and facts so our info
- 6:26Speaker 1: is a bag of like a grab bag of that's
- 6:29Speaker 1: what is said to have happened. And it's really hard
- 6:32Speaker 1: to verify those things, right, because there's a part, like
- 6:34Speaker 1: when we were talking about with spies and assassins, there's
- 6:36Speaker 1: the legend is a key part of it. You want
- 6:38Speaker 1: to build this refutation as a pirate, and when we're
- 6:42Speaker 1: talking about women in history, even less unfortunately has been recorded,
- 6:47Speaker 1: but the legends and tales do go on, and we
- 6:50Speaker 1: would be remiss if we didn't share those with you, Cheryl,
- 6:53Speaker 1: that we know about them.
- 6:54Speaker 4: Or the small things we know about them.
- 6:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:56Speaker 2: Yeah, So let's do a definition because we love definitions
- 7:00Speaker 2: of piracy, which, according to the Guinness World Records, is
- 7:02Speaker 2: the act of attempting to board a ship with intent
- 7:05Speaker 2: to commit theft or any other crimes, with the apparent
- 7:08Speaker 2: intentions to use fource to achieve that end.
- 7:11Speaker 4: Very nice little definition. Also record.
- 7:15Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I had a specific thing because I wanted
- 7:19Speaker 2: to know about the early histories and though the likelihood
- 7:22Speaker 2: of pirates existed when like the beginning of the existence
- 7:25Speaker 2: of boats, the first recorded pirates, according to the Guinness
- 7:29Speaker 2: World Book of Records, date back to the fourteenth century BCE,
- 7:33Speaker 2: and according to the Egyptian records, it was when the
- 7:35Speaker 2: Lukon pirates raided Cyprus in the Eastern Mediterranean.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Of course, some of the most notable tales come from
- 7:41Speaker 1: the period of the Golden Age of piracy.
- 7:43Speaker 3: Makes sense.
- 7:44Speaker 1: The Golden Age was dated to be around the seventeenth
- 7:47Speaker 1: and early eighteenth centuries. There were thousands of pirates roaming
- 7:51Speaker 1: the seas at that time, and some of the most
- 7:53Speaker 1: famous pirates of all time, including Blackbeard and the Captain
- 7:57Speaker 1: William Kidd, were roaming the sea during this period as well.
- 8:01Speaker 2: Right, But we're not talking about them, of course not.
- 8:04Speaker 2: We are talking about the famed women of the sea.
- 8:07Speaker 2: And the list was bigger than I thought, so we
- 8:09Speaker 2: decided to pick a handful and dig a bit deeper
- 8:11Speaker 2: in their individual stories.
- 8:12Speaker 4: So let's get started.
- 8:14Speaker 1: So let's start with Sayita Alhara. Her name translated to
- 8:19Speaker 1: lady who was free and independent. I like that. Saita
- 8:24Speaker 1: was born in fourteen eighty five and was a part
- 8:27Speaker 1: of a prominent Muslim family. After fleeing Morocco when Christian
- 8:30Speaker 1: invaders fernand and Isabella conquered her land, she allied herself
- 8:35Speaker 1: to Turkish pirate Barbarossa of Algiers, and she was a
- 8:38Speaker 1: very savvy leader, improved herself as her husband's vice governor
- 8:42Speaker 1: of Tetwan. After her husband's death and he was the
- 8:46Speaker 1: governor of Tetwan, she was accepted by the community as
- 8:49Speaker 1: the ruler. She also accepted a marriage proposal by the
- 8:52Speaker 1: sultan of the Moroccan Watison dynasty and became queen, but
- 8:57Speaker 1: it was said she would not travel to him to
- 8:59Speaker 1: be married, so he had to make his way to her.
- 9:02Speaker 1: I like that too, and some believe she did this
- 9:06Speaker 1: as a sign of refusal to give up governing Techwan.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Of course, this leads up to her being the last
- 9:13Speaker 1: pirate queen. Her desire for vengeance pushed her to connect
- 9:18Speaker 1: with pirate Barbarossa of Algiers, Yes, which helped her to
- 9:22Speaker 1: acquire a lot of booty as a pirate herself. But
- 9:25Speaker 1: it wasn't just that she pillaged and plundered, but that
- 9:28Speaker 1: she was well respected as queen of the Mediterranean and
- 9:30Speaker 1: helped organize and negotiate the release of Christian captives and
- 9:34Speaker 1: Spanish and Portuguese captives. And though she was pretty successful
- 9:38Speaker 1: both on the sea and ruling the Tetwan, she was
- 9:42Speaker 1: overthrown by her own son in law in fifteen forty two.
- 9:46Speaker 1: Not much is known about her after that time, but
- 9:49Speaker 1: some say she accepted her defeat and retired to Chefshawan
- 9:52Speaker 1: until her death.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Right and as we have another queen for our famous pirate,
- 9:56Speaker 2: Queen Tetua of Illyria, who was one of the earliest
- 9:59Speaker 2: recorded with pirates ever. She became Queen regent in two
- 10:02Speaker 2: thirty one BC after the death of her husband Agron
- 10:05Speaker 2: due to his air still being an infant, and she
- 10:08Speaker 2: continued her rule following her husband's expansion policy for their kingdom,
- 10:12Speaker 2: and to do this she used her forces to use
- 10:14Speaker 2: piracy to dominate Illiria's enemies and caused quite astir.
- 10:19Speaker 4: From the Roman Empire.
- 10:20Speaker 2: She was known for her fierce stance against any and
- 10:22Speaker 2: all ships and ordered her crews to treat all ships
- 10:25Speaker 2: as enemy ships so they were not kind and under
- 10:28Speaker 2: her reign, her pirates dominated the Adriatic Sea, quote terrorizing
- 10:32Speaker 2: the trade route of Greece and Italy. She was able
- 10:35Speaker 2: to attain quite a bit of wealth as well as power. Eventually,
- 10:39Speaker 2: the Romans had to intervene as many tradesmen and voyagers
- 10:41Speaker 2: complained of the continued siege and set ambassadors for a
- 10:45Speaker 2: diplomatic meeting. This didn't end so well that some of
- 10:48Speaker 2: the ambassadors were killed and several were imprisoned, which ended
- 10:52Speaker 2: up starting a war between Roman and Illyria that lasted
- 10:55Speaker 2: from two twenty nine BC to twenty seven BC. Queen
- 10:58Speaker 2: Tetua was eventually forced to surrender. Of course, again, not
- 11:02Speaker 2: much is known after her surrender, but it is said
- 11:05Speaker 2: that she lifts several decades out. But there's another version
- 11:08Speaker 2: of which it states that she threw herself off the
- 11:11Speaker 2: cliffs of razon present day Montenegro rather than surrendered to
- 11:14Speaker 2: the Romans. I like that version. It just seems really
- 11:17Speaker 2: like tragic. A Roman tragedy, right, tragedy. It's like a
- 11:23Speaker 2: Roman tragedy made the happen. Man.
- 11:25Speaker 1: Come on, come on, well, we have some more very exciting,
- 11:31Speaker 1: possibly tragic to cover. But first we're gonna falls to
- 11:36Speaker 1: a quick break for word from her sponsor, and we're
- 11:50Speaker 1: backpicking sponsor. And next we are talking about a pirate
- 11:55Speaker 1: queen or perhaps chieftain, but this time from Ireland. Grace
- 11:59Speaker 1: O'Malley or I'm going to attempt Gaelic name here, Gronya
- 12:04Speaker 1: ni moya I hope I got something.
- 12:07Speaker 3: Close to what it is.
- 12:10Speaker 1: She was born in County Mayo around fifteen thirty to
- 12:13Speaker 1: the elected Chieftain Dudara O'Malley of Umhall Kingdom. She had
- 12:18Speaker 1: grown up on the sea as her family was a
- 12:21Speaker 1: seafaring family. When she was told she couldn't join her
- 12:24Speaker 1: father on his expeditions due to her long hair, that
- 12:27Speaker 1: it would get caught up in the ropes or something
- 12:29Speaker 1: all the ship, she cut it off and demanded to
- 12:32Speaker 1: be allowed to join, and she was allowed. She eventually
- 12:36Speaker 1: married to Donald O'Flaherty, the heir of another chieftain, and
- 12:40Speaker 1: they had three children together. When her husband was murdered
- 12:43Speaker 1: by a rival clan, she took over her husband's ships
- 12:47Speaker 1: and his land, and with the loyalty of some of
- 12:51Speaker 1: her husband's men, she took to the sea and began
- 12:53Speaker 1: her pirrating career. Just imagining that conversation with your parents,
- 12:58Speaker 1: like what do you do?
- 13:00Speaker 3: Pirate?
- 13:01Speaker 4: I'm proud?
- 13:02Speaker 3: IM sure? Yeah, I bet.
- 13:04Speaker 1: She was a fierce pirate and was not hesitant in
- 13:07Speaker 1: getting revenge and vengeance against her enemies. That also sounds
- 13:10Speaker 1: like a common theme throughout these stories. And even immediately
- 13:14Speaker 1: after giving birth to her son Tibbot. She rallied her
- 13:18Speaker 1: crew to fight against their enemies. Though she had many
- 13:21Speaker 1: run ins and close calls, including being captured and imprisoned,
- 13:24Speaker 1: she always returned back to the pirate world and even
- 13:28Speaker 1: met with Queen Elizabeth I, who they were at the
- 13:31Speaker 1: same age. The Queen even released her back to quote
- 13:34Speaker 1: maintenance by Land and Sea and allowed her to continue
- 13:38Speaker 1: in her piracy and released her son who had been captured.
- 13:42Speaker 1: She was also named O'Malley, the Chieftain of Mayo. She
- 13:46Speaker 1: died in sixteen oh three, the same year as Queen Elizabeth,
- 13:49Speaker 1: and her legacy is still told. Obviously, we're talking about
- 13:51Speaker 1: it right now and talk about.
- 13:53Speaker 2: Yes, And then we wanted to move on to Rachel Wall,
- 13:56Speaker 2: who is an American and not so much royalty, but
- 14:00Speaker 2: she was one of the few female pirates from America
- 14:04Speaker 2: and she was born Rachel Schmidt to her Presbyterian parents
- 14:07Speaker 2: in Carlisle, Pennsylvania in seventeen sixty. She eventually moved to
- 14:10Speaker 2: the waterfront around the age of sixteen because she had
- 14:13Speaker 2: fallen in love with the sea. Obviously, she eventually married
- 14:17Speaker 2: a fisherman named George Wall and they moved and settled
- 14:20Speaker 2: down in Boston, but at one point George leaves her
- 14:24Speaker 2: when she decides that she becomes a maid to you know,
- 14:27Speaker 2: live on her own and take care of herself. But
- 14:28Speaker 2: then he returns and quote entices her to a life
- 14:32Speaker 2: of a bad company. As she wrote, the couple began
- 14:35Speaker 2: their pirating life in seventeen eighty one when they stole
- 14:38Speaker 2: the vessel Essex off the New Hampshire coast. They disguised
- 14:41Speaker 2: the ship to look like it had been damaged and
- 14:42Speaker 2: would wait for passing ships, and when these ships would
- 14:45Speaker 2: come up to rescue them, they would storm the.
- 14:47Speaker 4: Other ships and rob it.
- 14:49Speaker 2: Overall, they are said to have robbed at least twelve
- 14:52Speaker 2: ships and possibly killed twenty four sailors.
- 14:54Speaker 4: Oh they were pretty fierce.
- 14:56Speaker 2: However, that following year, George drowned in a storm and
- 14:59Speaker 2: raised return to Boston. There she kind of continued her
- 15:02Speaker 2: little bad ways, I guess, to rob doc ship as
- 15:07Speaker 2: well as she would get repeatedly arrested for theft. Eventually,
- 15:12Speaker 2: she was arrested for highway robbery after stelling a woman's bonnet,
- 15:15Speaker 2: and she was soon tried and convicted of her crimes
- 15:17Speaker 2: and eventually hanged at the age of twenty nine. Also
- 15:21Speaker 2: of note, she was the last woman to be hanged
- 15:22Speaker 2: in Boston.
- 15:24Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, she stole a woman's bonnet. That's how they
- 15:27Speaker 3: got her. Yep. I mean it's all very tragic and
- 15:33Speaker 3: just not what I was expecting.
- 15:36Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on to one of the best nicknamed pirates,
- 15:41Speaker 1: Back from the Dead Red.
- 15:43Speaker 3: She's excellent.
- 15:44Speaker 4: Yes, I love it excellent.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Also known as Jaccatte du laing Dulaia was born in
- 15:50Speaker 1: the seventeenth century, a daughter of a Frenchman and Haitian woman.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Her mother died in childbirth and her father was murdered,
- 15:56Speaker 1: which left her to care for her brother, who was
- 15:59Speaker 1: said to have some type of brain damage and needing
- 16:02Speaker 1: extra care. At a young age, she began her adventure
- 16:06Speaker 1: and pirating. She earned her nickname because it is said
- 16:09Speaker 1: that she had to fake her death to escape the
- 16:12Speaker 1: government in the sixteen sixties, at which time she pretended
- 16:15Speaker 1: to be a man for several years. She came back
- 16:18Speaker 1: after the heat died down, and that's how she got
- 16:22Speaker 1: this this wonderful nickname. Back from the Dead Red of
- 16:25Speaker 1: course read being a reference to her very noticeable hair color.
- 16:30Speaker 1: At twenty six, she and her crew took over a
- 16:33Speaker 1: Caribbean island, naming it the free Booter Republic, and it
- 16:37Speaker 1: is here she would meet her and while defending the island,
- 16:41Speaker 1: she was involved in a shootout that ended her life.
- 16:45Speaker 1: This is one of those entries who some argue that
- 16:49Speaker 1: she may just be a legend and actually doesn't exist.
- 16:53Speaker 1: But there are those who argue she had a child
- 16:55Speaker 1: who also became a pirate and a fear swordsman. You
- 16:57Speaker 1: know mystery's history. As I like to say, yes, the
- 17:00Speaker 1: story is great. The nickname is wonderful.
- 17:02Speaker 4: I love the nickname so much.
- 17:04Speaker 3: That's pretty much why she's here.
- 17:07Speaker 4: Yes, I'm not gonna lie.
- 17:09Speaker 3: We we had to.
- 17:11Speaker 1: We do have a few more for you listeners, but
- 17:13Speaker 1: first we have one more quick break forward from our sponsor,
- 17:28Speaker 1: and we're back.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Thank you sponsor, and we're back with our next pirate, Qingshi,
- 17:34Speaker 2: and a quick shout out to listener Kelly who brought
- 17:36Speaker 2: her to our attention and sent us a copy of
- 17:38Speaker 2: the poem written about her, which by they we're going
- 17:40Speaker 2: to do a little read for you. So ching Shi
- 17:42Speaker 2: was originally known with Shi Zengu, who married a notorious
- 17:45Speaker 2: Chinese pirate, Zingyi or Chinghai his fleet called the Red Fleet,
- 17:49Speaker 2: made up of three hundred chips and head up to
- 17:51Speaker 2: possibly forty thousand men. Now, she Changshi, was a prostitute
- 17:55Speaker 2: in a brothel in Canton, where she met E and
- 17:58Speaker 2: married him in eighteen oh one. After the death of
- 18:00Speaker 2: her husband Ching She which means by the way, widow
- 18:03Speaker 2: of Chang, so there you go, took control of the
- 18:05Speaker 2: fleet with the help of her husband's adopted son, Chang Pao,
- 18:08Speaker 2: and they continued their reign of power, growing the fleet
- 18:11Speaker 2: they say to possibly eighteen thousand vessels and up to
- 18:14Speaker 2: eighty thousand crew members, to say the least. She was
- 18:17Speaker 2: a fierce leader who was feared by the British, the Portuguese,
- 18:20Speaker 2: and the Qing dynasty, and her crew was kept under
- 18:24Speaker 2: her control. She definitely made sure that they followed her
- 18:28Speaker 2: laws and rules. One of her rules including deaths by
- 18:31Speaker 2: decapitation for the rape of female prisoners, or ears being
- 18:35Speaker 2: chopped off if you were caught deserting, So don't do those.
- 18:38Speaker 2: So apparently she had a pretty intensive list of things
- 18:41Speaker 2: to follow.
- 18:42Speaker 4: And they sure did.
- 18:43Speaker 2: And she was so powerful she became a huge problem
- 18:46Speaker 2: for the Chinese government as in fact, in order to
- 18:48Speaker 2: stop her. They enlisted the help of the British and
- 18:51Speaker 2: Portuguese navies to capture her. Of course, she, being very
- 18:54Speaker 2: savvy negotiator, was able to wrangle in an agreement which
- 18:57Speaker 2: she could surrender but would only kneel in reference to
- 19:00Speaker 2: being married. So, because when you surrender you're supposed to
- 19:03Speaker 2: kneel in front of them whatever whatnot, she decided.
- 19:06Speaker 4: I'm not gonna kneel for this.
- 19:07Speaker 2: I'll kneel out of respect because you're going to marry
- 19:09Speaker 2: me to my companion, who was the adopted son of
- 19:12Speaker 2: her dead husband, Ching Powell. So she then was able
- 19:17Speaker 2: to get a pretty good deal and retire with all
- 19:20Speaker 2: of her loot and a full pardon. So she did
- 19:23Speaker 2: pretty good. So she died at the age of sixtey
- 19:26Speaker 2: nine in our sleep. But because she was the reason
- 19:28Speaker 2: we wanted to talk about all these pirate women and adventures,
- 19:32Speaker 2: we wanted to do a dramatic reading of a poem
- 19:35Speaker 2: that was actually the reference from our listener, Kelly, thank You,
- 19:39Speaker 2: which is The Fragrant Maiden is China's Must Wanted, which
- 19:42Speaker 2: was written in twenty eighteen by Kay Ming Chang.
- 19:45Speaker 4: So if they ever hear this, I'm so sorry if
- 19:47Speaker 4: we butchered it, do our best.
- 19:52Speaker 2: So fragrant maiden is China's must wanted, this country's least
- 19:56Speaker 2: wanted girls and ghost gods. I wasn't born cannonbald out
- 20:01Speaker 2: of my mother. I hollowed her breast into Boatso China,
- 20:03Speaker 2: my country, my sore, my loyal leash.
- 20:06Speaker 1: You aren't the first to say you want me on
- 20:08Speaker 1: my back at the brothel, I was born most wanted,
- 20:11Speaker 1: China's best whore. When the midwife I sirened, I lamped
- 20:14Speaker 1: my bones, and the boys mothed to me, said woman,
- 20:18Speaker 1: I've got to have you. Have you like a river.
- 20:20Speaker 1: I have no memory of being named. I flood anonymous,
- 20:24Speaker 1: I rinse canton like my rice. Bulb that I am.
- 20:27Speaker 1: I bark into a tree.
- 20:28Speaker 2: You can't a country wants me like a man wants
- 20:31Speaker 2: his mother. A mouth to eat out of bullet holed breast,
- 20:34Speaker 2: sprays a meadow with milk, gross heads of cabbage clients.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Brothel mothers beat me with brooms, whip me with my
- 20:40Speaker 2: own braid.
- 20:40Speaker 1: I belt a sea song. I sacked my body to
- 20:43Speaker 1: steal it back. Listen to my masked moan as it
- 20:46Speaker 1: makes a wind to marry I sail home to you, China.
- 20:49Speaker 1: Hear the short shark with teeth and eat you out
- 20:52Speaker 1: to sea. I stroke my sword, I fingercomb your beach clean.
- 20:56Speaker 1: I split like the sea.
- 20:57Speaker 2: I'm room enough for every man to drown inside me
- 20:59Speaker 2: to China. Say you want me, I'll come with a
- 21:02Speaker 2: fleet to follow you. Oh oh, yes, I'm coming. I'm coming.
- 21:05Speaker 2: I'm coming for you. So good, so good. And I
- 21:10Speaker 2: really hope we did that justice because it was a
- 21:12Speaker 2: beautiful poem. Yes, and reading it is a little more difficult.
- 21:16Speaker 1: Yes, It's been a long time since I've dipped into
- 21:20Speaker 1: the world of poetry, and I might be a bit rusty,
- 21:24Speaker 1: but yeah, it's an excellent, excellent poem. We did want
- 21:28Speaker 1: to include some honorable mentions for Anne Bonnie and Mary Reid.
- 21:32Speaker 1: Any of you who are familiar with the world of
- 21:34Speaker 1: women in Pirates, you're probably.
- 21:35Speaker 3: Like, why didn't they talk about them?
- 21:37Speaker 1: It's because Bridget and I did an episode a while
- 21:40Speaker 1: back on women who dressed as men to get what
- 21:43Speaker 1: they wanted, and we talked about them, and to this day,
- 21:48Speaker 1: Virgitte and I asked like, who should play them in
- 21:51Speaker 1: an HBO adaption? And I still will randomly get tweets
- 21:55Speaker 1: about who, and Tessa Thompson is almost always one of them,
- 21:58Speaker 1: so yes, you can check out that episod for more.
- 22:01Speaker 1: But certainly they had fascinating histories. Also, Sadie the Goat,
- 22:06Speaker 1: who was an American pirate in the nineteenth century. Sadie
- 22:09Speaker 1: Ferrell got her nickname for her infamous style of mugging
- 22:12Speaker 1: people in the streets of New York City by squirly
- 22:15Speaker 1: headbutting them in the stomach like a goat. She and
- 22:19Speaker 1: her crew pillaged up and down the Hudson and Harlem rivers.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Right, and just to go back to an Bonnie and
- 22:26Speaker 2: Mary Reid, although if you'll go back to listen, Yeah,
- 22:28Speaker 2: they're both part of the Calico Jack's crew and they
- 22:32Speaker 2: were known for their impressive fighting skills, out doing some
- 22:34Speaker 2: of their counterparts.
- 22:36Speaker 4: So they're pretty good. And they also were not hanged
- 22:38Speaker 4: when the rest.
- 22:39Speaker 2: Of the crew were because they were able to say
- 22:42Speaker 2: that they were pregnant and so they were able to kind.
- 22:44Speaker 4: Of escape that fate. Although Mary Reid I do believe.
- 22:47Speaker 2: Ended up dying in prison. Yeah, nonetheless, But yeah, so
- 22:50Speaker 2: there you go. Extra honorable mentions.
- 22:53Speaker 1: We always got to right, we can never stop, Yes,
- 22:58Speaker 1: Thanks so much for sending us that poem and putting
- 23:01Speaker 1: this on our radar. It was a fun one to
- 23:03Speaker 1: dig into, and as always, listeners, we love getting suggestions
- 23:07Speaker 1: from you. If you have any ideas of topics we
- 23:11Speaker 1: should cover, or any pirates we missed, please send them
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