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You saw it someone's house and won't go back 3 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, all right, Heather.
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  SPEAKER_02: I get it.
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  SPEAKER_02: She goes, uh our friend Heather up in Buffalo.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh you know, you go to someone's house, you see something, you're never going back.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I have two honorable mentions.
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  SPEAKER_02: So someone uh go to someone's house, the dog greets you and then peed on your leg.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, did that happen at your house?
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  SPEAKER_02: Winston has a problem.
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  SPEAKER_02: He wants to I think he wants to mark people on the bottom of their leg like he's theirs.
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  SPEAKER_02: But Heather, I I tell you this, because I know I can't keep you away.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I tell you this, uh, it could be worse.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not oh, oh, oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: You get out of there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Get in the kitchen now.
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  SPEAKER_00: In the kitchen there, get you something to eat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Go on.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's cute, ain't he?
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  SPEAKER_00: Only problem is he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg out in him.
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  SPEAKER_00: Which is worse.
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  SPEAKER_00: If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean.
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  SPEAKER_00: If he does lay in to you, it's best to just let him finish.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's worse?
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  SPEAKER_01: Pee or the red lipstick on your leg.
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  SPEAKER_01: What a classic scene, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh God, that is such a great movie.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well what?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well what?
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  SPEAKER_02: You go, well.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't understand why Finn does it.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's the only one that will Wait, you just said it was Henry.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I said it was Finn.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you sure?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: But it's Finn.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's basically all your dogs are being on legs.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's just Finn.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's I don't know what he does.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if he's like Wait, it didn't he get did he get fixed?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well now everybody else is.
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  SPEAKER_02: So maybe now this we keep we keep kicking the can down the road.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe now that everybody's fixed, everything battle stop.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if I if you want to.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe we downsize five dogs and suddenly we're in a good place.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: That that that that's an option too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well here's some two not not living with Tiffany, it's not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's here's two honorable mentions.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who then switches it back to me.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you love them too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, manipulate me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I do love them, but I also love well not having dogs pee on my friends like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh honorable mentions.
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  SPEAKER_01: I walked upstairs and saw the cat licking the butter.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not gonna be.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh gosh! I had pancakes with butter earlier.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, wait.
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  SPEAKER_02: They tasted like tuna.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then we had this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not a single bit of soap or hand wash in the whole house.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, stop right there for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_02: How does this happen?
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  SPEAKER_02: May I ask a question to people?
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  SPEAKER_02: And this is a question of what you thinking.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't tell me that I'm an unexpected visitor.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's pretend this is you know people are coming.
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  SPEAKER_02: One of the things that I uh, along with offering you a refreshing beverage of some sort upon being there for a few minutes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Would you like some sweet tea?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, would you yes?
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  SPEAKER_02: That's that's what I do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ah, welcome up here to Stately Free Miana.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've got some sweet tea and some lemonade.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's sitting on the deck, it's been just sunning all afternoon.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have one of those.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they're nice.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh but uh why do people not have towels easily ready and clearly like you have decorative towels, but have towels available for people to know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's clearly the towel that I should be using to dry my hands.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not the towel that you dried your butt with.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, we're trying to avoid that.
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  SPEAKER_02: The family towel should get stowed while people are over.
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  SPEAKER_02: But uh but two things.
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  SPEAKER_02: If I'm having a get together, I want you to be able to see extra rolls of toilet paper.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know you're gonna blow up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I want you to be able to see that because if there's enough people there, you're gonna go through it.
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  SPEAKER_01: If your dog's gonna pee on my leg, then yes, I'm blowing up your bathroom.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll get you back.
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  SPEAKER_02: Inaccessible hand soap.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's the other one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Geez, I got nothing.