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196: Bigfoot Kong · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: So bigfoot.
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  Speaker 2: So cool.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, this is Lance Henderson, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 4: Listen if you dare.
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  Speaker 5: It's showtime, folks. Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 6: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 1: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Ben.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Greg.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Ben.
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  Speaker 7: A Bo.
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  Speaker 1: Bo.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Dave, I think.
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  Speaker 8: We're confused as usual.
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  Speaker 1: What was thrown it off is we have an extra,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Ben in the mix here, which you've sort
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  Speaker 1: of met briefly with his Star Wars memories an episode
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  Speaker 1: or two back. But, yes, we would like to welcome
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  Speaker 1: Ben to the show. Now, Ben, you are, I mentioned
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  Speaker 1: this previously, but you have your own show. Would you
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  Speaker 1: like to go into that now? We're starting to join forces.
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  Speaker 1: We're crossing over. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I wouldn't say it's my show.
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  Speaker 1: You are on a show. Except for now.
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  Speaker 9: There's nobody here to dispute you.
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  Speaker 5: It is your show.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, well.
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  Speaker 10: Because the minute I say it's my show, suddenly I
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  Speaker 10: have to do all of the work on it.
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  Speaker 7: I prefer to be the weak link.
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  Speaker 1: Paul's going to yell at you with what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I'm from a little podcast right down the street called
• 2:21
  Speaker 10: Tower of Technobabble, which is.
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  Speaker 1: Literally right down the street from me.
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  Speaker 7: Literally right down the street, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: And basically, long story short, there's two other guys on there,
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  Speaker 10: Paul and Dave. And Paul wanted to start a blog.
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  Speaker 10: Dave wanted to start a podcast. I just wanted to have,
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  Speaker 10: you know, friends. So we all kind of just joined
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  Speaker 10: it all.
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  Speaker 1: Been working at that for years.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
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  Speaker 10: And the basic, I guess the premise of it is,
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  Speaker 10: I realize that I have a lot of geeky friends,
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  Speaker 10: and it seems like every single one is more of
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  Speaker 10: an authority in a certain geek area than everyone else.
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  Speaker 10: I have a friend of mine who's way into Buffy,
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  Speaker 10: so if I ever have a Buffy question, I go
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  Speaker 10: to him. I have another friend who's way into Transformers.
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  Speaker 10: If I have a question about Transformers, I go to him.
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  Speaker 7: I'm kind of a Doctor Who geek.
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  Speaker 10: So we just kind of envisioned this little area where
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  Speaker 10: we could call on geek authorities to come in and
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  Speaker 10: comment on stuff hasn't really happened yet.
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  Speaker 1: But that's how you said a lot of stuff but
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  Speaker 1: yeah no authority has been thrown around yeah yeah well
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  Speaker 1: yeah i i thought and it's it's weird because i've
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  Speaker 1: known you forever for for many many a year now
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  Speaker 1: but It's sad that you were like season two, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, you guys have a podcast? I can
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: throw a rock and hit the tower, and you, why
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  Speaker 1: didn't you tell me?
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  Speaker 10: I didn't even know that we had a Facebook page
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  Speaker 10: until you told me.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I was saying something. What a pleasant surprise.
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  Speaker 1: I was saying something about our Facebook page, and you
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  Speaker 1: were like, yeah, maybe we should get one of those.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you've got one of those. What the
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  Speaker 1: hell is wrong with you? Yeah. You don't even know
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  Speaker 1: what you've got on your show.
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  Speaker 10: See, I thought that went to Google at theinternet.com. I
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  Speaker 10: didn't know it was technically. The world of Google that
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  Speaker 10: exists in the cyberspace. I don't get into this stuff.
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  Speaker 10: I'm technically the working man's Ira Glass.
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  Speaker 4: I leave that other stuff to other people.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 10: But, you know, I have been listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 10: I've been kind of going back through the.
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  Speaker 7: Back catalog, and I kept thinking, why does it sound
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  Speaker 7: so familiar?
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  Speaker 10: And then it occurred to me, this podcast is exactly
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  Speaker 10: what it was like to work with you, Brian, and you, Greg,
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  Speaker 10: at Suncoast Video 15 years ago. It's sort of like
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  Speaker 10: the conversation stays the same. It's just that the movie
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  Speaker 10: titles change, and... In fact, if you guys wanted to
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  Speaker 10: make this just like working at Suncoast, you should stop
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  Speaker 10: every five minutes to say, can I help you find something?
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  Speaker 7: And then get back to whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you could get away with a nod. That was
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  Speaker 1: my favorite. It said that in the pamphlet. They can't argue.
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  Speaker 1: It says right there. You can sort of acknowledge them
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  Speaker 1: as they come in.
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  Speaker 2: Or you have to walk by the one guy that's
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  Speaker 2: been at the quasi-adult films for too long.
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  Speaker 1: Just to let him know you're there.
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  Speaker 7: I believe that was known as sexy rangeray.
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  Speaker 5: Rangeray.
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  Speaker 2: Or the anime section.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to watch the anime section. That's where
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  Speaker 1: the troublemakers hang out. I mean, that really was a
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  Speaker 1: big sort of building block for this show. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of stuff that I can
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  Speaker 1: trace back to when I was a little kid all
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  Speaker 1: the way up to, I think, a good portion of
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  Speaker 1: the mechanics of how we are on this show, whether
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  Speaker 1: that's good or bad is arguable. But I think a
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  Speaker 1: lot of it came from that because, I mean, four
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  Speaker 1: of us sitting here right now were in different stores
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  Speaker 1: at the same time We all had these same basic conversations,
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  Speaker 1: and the rest of all had the same conversations in
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  Speaker 1: a different setting. I mean, we all went through this
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  Speaker 1: same thing, and now we're just finding a way to
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  Speaker 1: channel it and shove a microphone in front of it.
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  Speaker 10: For the kids listening, you should probably explain what exactly
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  Speaker 10: Suncoast Video was.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's been a while.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like to give them any plugs. I know
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  Speaker 1: they're out of business, but I still feel like they
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  Speaker 1: should pay me if I'm mentioning them. So it's a store.
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  Speaker 1: There were VHS tapes there. Go ask your grandma what
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  Speaker 1: that was. Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: And a LaserDisc section.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but we all watched Laser.
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  Speaker 1: We were pretty snobby because we watched Laser. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it was the only real way to watch widescreen.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we were idiots because we were paying like, you know,
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  Speaker 5: $ 75 a pop for LaserDisc.
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  Speaker 1: This was $ 79. 99.
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  Speaker 2: I got to have it. But the best were the
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  Speaker 2: people that would come in and go, why they got
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  Speaker 2: a record of this movie?
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  Speaker 1: Because it's so good, you need the soundtrack. That's the
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  Speaker 1: answer you'd give them.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you need a record?
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  Speaker 1: Go take it home and put it on their record player.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you need a record of Logan's record? I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you how many people.
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  Speaker 7: I've got to be honest with you, though.
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  Speaker 10: I really grew to hate movies because of my sunko experience.
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  Speaker 10: Because to my mind, movies were these small boxes that
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  Speaker 10: you had to organize and alphabetize and rearrange over and
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  Speaker 10: over and over.
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  Speaker 1: You just didn't like it because you didn't know your letters.
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  Speaker 10: I was so thankful when Netflix was invented because no
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  Speaker 10: more will I have to pick up something and put.
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  Speaker 7: It somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: My question is, why didn't you invent? You were right there.
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  Speaker 1: You had the idea of, I don't want to put
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  Speaker 1: these boxes away. Just find a way.
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  Speaker 2: He even called it Netflix. That's the funny thing.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that day you said that, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell's a Netflix? Stupid, stupid.
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  Speaker 7: I know, I know.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so, well, again, we've gotten sidetracked. It is
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  Speaker 1: time for another session of the Caffeinated Movie Geek.
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  Speaker 5: Cappuccino my butt. I still drink coffee.
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  Speaker 12: The last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee.
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  Speaker 5: It's time for Decaffeinated Movie Geek.
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  Speaker 1: We are coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 1: Nancy's Bagel Grounds, where we will get together, drink coffee,
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  Speaker 1: and reenact scenes from our Suncoast days. I'm going on break! Ben,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what the coffee is, but you want
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  Speaker 1: to tell us anyway?
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  Speaker 7: I believe it's Jamocha Slim.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: Isn't that guy in your show?
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  Speaker 7: It's a Skatey Girl coffee tonight.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: It's actually Oregon Breakfast. So, let's keep that straight.
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  Speaker 9: Oregon Trail, it's been a while.
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: It's not Oregon Trail. You don't have dysentery.
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  Speaker 9: You lost cattle crossing the river with that coffee.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they were hauling coffee in the Oregon Trail.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to keep them alive for Cookie to make.
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  Speaker 5: It for them.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 1: Before we get into our movie, I specifically, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we geared this with Bigfoot in mind. So, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: my memories of Bigfoot really kind of start with Six
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  Speaker 1: Million Dollar Man and, you know, the big chest plate
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  Speaker 1: that I had that Bigfoot. Why I don't have that now,
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  Speaker 1: as much crap as I still have from my childhood,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell happened to my Six Million Dollar Man Bigfoot?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but somebody in my family is in
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  Speaker 1: trouble if I find out something new.
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  Speaker 10: This is so typical of people who claim that they've
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  Speaker 10: actually seen Bigfoot or have Bigfoot.
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  Speaker 7: I swear, I had it in the freezer.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where it went. Oh, yeah. Anyway, so
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  Speaker 1: that was kind of my first.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sure you had a Bigfoot action figure.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, bro. Around that time, I saw Bigfoot and Wild Boy. Again,
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  Speaker 1: go ask your grandmother what that is, because I can
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  Speaker 1: barely remember. So, yeah, those were sort of my early
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  Speaker 1: Bigfoot memories. And I probably, you know, I have been
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  Speaker 1: sort of fascinated with the footage. The sad part is
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  Speaker 1: I know one of you knows the name of the
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  Speaker 1: guy who shot that.
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  Speaker 5: That's Roger Patterson.
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  Speaker 1: You're both dorks. That's my point. My point is we
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  Speaker 1: have two people here who are way more into Bigfoot
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  Speaker 1: as an idea, not so much just the movie part,
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  Speaker 1: but in the quote-unquote real world.
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  Speaker 7: I know that I'm one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the other? Dave is also a self-proclaimed, do you
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  Speaker 1: have a title for it? Bigfoot-ness. Do they have a title?
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  Speaker 7: Are you an enthusiast?
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  Speaker 2: A footsie?
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  Speaker 5: Observer.
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  Speaker 7: That's a different thing.
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  Speaker 5: Because I observe the Bigfoot culture as well, which is
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  Speaker 5: a really scary thing.
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  Speaker 10: I've become so jaded that I'm actually more a fan
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  Speaker 10: of the crazy personalities Look for Bigfoot rather than Bigfoot itself.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a Jerry Springer in a very.
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  Speaker 5: It's crazy beyond what I ever thought it would be.
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  Speaker 5: And I used to think when people would say, oh, well,
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  Speaker 5: you know, people who are into Bigfoot are crazy. And
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  Speaker 5: I thought, well, that's because they were into Bigfoot. And
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  Speaker 5: then I find out, no, they were crazy before Bigfoot.
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  Speaker 5: They all exhibit all kinds of other issues and then
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  Speaker 5: gravitate towards the subject. And that's the scary part.
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  Speaker 9: I'm an equal opportunist. I treat all cryptids the same.
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  Speaker 9: With the same dismissiveness.
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  Speaker 5: I think Bigfoot exists. But I think it exists completely
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  Speaker 5: independently of almost all human interaction.
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  Speaker 1: I don't blame him.
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  Speaker 10: I don't think You can never find Bigfoot. I think
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  Speaker 10: Bigfoot is in the smile of a child.
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  Speaker 7: It's in a flower blooming.
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  Speaker 1: Take a picture of a smiling child. It's all blurry.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, oh. Bigfoot is an ideal, if nothing else.
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  Speaker 1: We did. I mean, when we did our Boggy Creek,
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  Speaker 1: we accidentally fell into this really, like, sort of deep
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  Speaker 1: version of what Bigfoot kind of represented.
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  Speaker 10: So what do you guys think of the Boggy Creek
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  Speaker 10: film as a film?
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  Speaker 5: That was... Probably my primary introduction. I saw it when
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  Speaker 5: it came out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I remember seeing the, they saturated every market with commercials.
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  Speaker 5: This was a four-wall presentation where the producers would come
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  Speaker 5: in and just rent out theaters.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And just hit the radio, hit the TV with ads,
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  Speaker 5: and fill them up. And it'd be for maybe two
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  Speaker 5: weeks max. And I saw all those commercials on WDRB
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  Speaker 5: when I was a kid, and they were scaring the
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  Speaker 5: hell out of me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But I was, once again, attraction repulsion. I had to
• 12:00
  Speaker 5: see it. I made my mom take me over to
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  Speaker 5: Alpha One to see it. And I was fascinated with it.
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  Speaker 5: Like I said, it's a really odd, funky, bad movie.
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  Speaker 1: But at the same time, it provides this service that
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  Speaker 1: is almost necessary for the Bigfoot thing to take place.
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  Speaker 5: It's like the Bigfoot world. It's a docudrama.
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  Speaker 10: In the world before the internet, there are Bigfoot researchers,
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  Speaker 10: legitimate quote-unquote bunny ears, researchers of a certain age who
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  Speaker 10: will point to that film as their gateway drug into
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  Speaker 10: getting into this. Now, people that are younger, they'll point
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  Speaker 10: to something like Harry and the Hendersons.
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  Speaker 9: Admittedly, that's going to be me because I have just
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  Speaker 9: vivid memory. That was my very first sleepover at a
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  Speaker 9: friend's house. Even though it was right across the street,
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  Speaker 9: it was this huge deal to me because it was
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  Speaker 9: the very first time I was actually not at home.
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  Speaker 9: Even though I was only like six at the time,
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  Speaker 9: I still vividly remember it was Garbage Pail Kids, the movie,
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  Speaker 9: followed by Harry and the Hendersons, followed by Radio Flower.
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  Speaker 5: Those are the three.
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  Speaker 2: That's an odd choice at the end.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, there's kids in it, but not really a kids
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  Speaker 1: movie as you watch it.
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  Speaker 5: It's just a troubling movie.
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  Speaker 10: In about 10 or 15 years, the Bigfoot researchers of
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  Speaker 10: the future, they're going to cite the Animal Planet show.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Probably.
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  Speaker 10: That show, I can't watch it. It's not made for me,
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  Speaker 10: but little kids love that show.
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  Speaker 5: It's a huge hit, and it's a huge hit Because
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: it's the same damn thing every week.
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  Speaker 1: People like that.
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  Speaker 7: Well, the kids like the repetition, you know?
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: But that's also why I picked that as like the
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  Speaker 1: first movie in the series. And granted, it's been a
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  Speaker 1: couple years since we've even gotten to it. So this
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  Speaker 1: is kind of the triumphant return of Bigfoot this week.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, this is the movie Meltdown, this and Legends series.
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  Speaker 1: It's got a series name.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get to that later.
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  Speaker 7: Because on our podcast, we have a similar feature. We
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  Speaker 7: call it Hot for Creature. You wanted to say.
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  Speaker 9: Hot for something there.
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  Speaker 2: Hot creature.
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  Speaker 10: So far we've only done one. We've only done something
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  Speaker 10: on the public monster. And we've just been lazy. We
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  Speaker 10: haven't got to part two.
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  Speaker 9: I thought you were going to stop it at the Pope.
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  Speaker 9: We've just done one on the Pope.
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  Speaker 1: He's a strange creeper. Creeper? Depends on who you ask.
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  Speaker 9: That's the new phrase these kids are using nowadays.
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  Speaker 5: Creeper.
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  Speaker 1: I've been described as that.
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  Speaker 8: But anyway.
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  Speaker 1: The, yeah, I remember starting, I specifically started with that
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  Speaker 1: movie because it's also like what started the movie craze.
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  Speaker 1: Like that, from that point on.
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  Speaker 7: Are you talking about Boggy Creek?
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  Speaker 1: Boggy Creek, you were saturated with these, you know, cheap made,
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  Speaker 1: you know, straight to the drive-in and later straight to
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  Speaker 1: VHS and now straight to Netflix. I mean, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: it's an ongoing trend. thing and it that's the thing
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  Speaker 1: i i got out of the loop after you know
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  Speaker 1: six million dollar man probably and just sort of every
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  Speaker 1: once in a while i'll go oh that's interesting and
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  Speaker 1: then was looking at the video store one day and
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  Speaker 1: was just like look at all these bigfoot movies and
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  Speaker 1: i was just sort of fascinated at the number of
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  Speaker 1: them and that everybody sort of has a different look
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  Speaker 1: and everybody takes a different you know spin on the
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  Speaker 1: story so i was just like it would be kind
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  Speaker 1: of cool to look at you know the bulk of
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  Speaker 1: it to do a running series and actually kind of
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  Speaker 1: go through and and figure out what the hell the
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: appeal is, and why we need to keep making all
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  Speaker 1: these Bigfoot movies.
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  Speaker 7: Probably because it's cheap to rent a monkey suit and
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  Speaker 7: get a camera.
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  Speaker 1: That's one of the many aspects of it.
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  Speaker 5: He's a really accessible monster. You can see Bigfoot anywhere
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  Speaker 5: you like. And therefore, you can plug him into any plot,
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  Speaker 5: and people respond.
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  Speaker 7: Star Wars.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's also.
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  Speaker 1: I know Bigfoot is.
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  Speaker 2: An international superstar. It applies in many different countries under
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  Speaker 2: different names, but especially it's that continuation of manifest destiny
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  Speaker 2: that we can't physically have anymore other than the moon
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  Speaker 2: or something like that. That loss of wilderness, loss of
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  Speaker 2: that Americans no longer have that next frontier. And so
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  Speaker 2: we have to cling to that. It's got to be
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  Speaker 2: out there somewhere. in our tangible physical space for us
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  Speaker 2: to still believe that wilderness is there as well.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I think that's what keeps driving that myth for a
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: lot of people.
• 16:39
  Speaker 10: When I was a kid, I really liked the idea
• 16:42
  Speaker 10: that there could be something out there that science says, no,
• 16:46
  Speaker 10: we've found everything.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: I love the.
• 16:48
  Speaker 10: Idea that there could be something that big that they
• 16:50
  Speaker 10: just hadn't found yet.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So is there anything else we need
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: to get in regular Bigfoot information before we get to
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: the ridiculous movies?
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: Well, you see, that's just it.
• 17:01
  Speaker 10: The regular Bigfoot information feeds right into the ridiculous.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Bigfoot has become, once again, it's cyclical, but we're
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: in the middle of this Bigfoot boom again.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: And mostly driven by the Internet, which makes you wonder
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: what these people did before the Internet existed. Because there
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: are so many sites... There are so many chat rooms.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: There are so many boards. And they're so full of
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: mostly crazy people.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: And that's just it.
• 17:28
  Speaker 10: The stuff that is actually happening now, that people are
• 17:31
  Speaker 10: actually saying is happening, is so much more interesting than
• 17:34
  Speaker 10: any movie. Like, you know the whole Justin Smajic thing.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: I've talked to Justin.
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: Have you really?
• 17:40
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Justin's on Facebook.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: We've talked.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: I don't believe a word Justin says.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: But I don't care because I still like the guy.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, if it turns out to be complete BS.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: That is what everyone says.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: If it turns out to be complete BS, I'll slap
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: him on the back and say, good one, man.
• 17:57
  Speaker 10: Tell the kids listening at home a brief rundown of
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: what Justin's made us do.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: It's a story that's almost two years old where he's
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: a hunter. He's a young guy.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: He's in his 20s.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: He's up in California, northern California. Hunting and fishing is
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: what the guy does. And he's, you know, a lot
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: of people want to call him a redneck. I think
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: he's a little sharper than that. But he's a hunter,
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: trophy hunter, taxidermist, hunt bear, you name it, he's done
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: it all. Supposedly the story got out on a taxidermy
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: board almost two years ago. Some guy started asking questions
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: about what would happen if he shot a Bigfoot. And
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: people are, like, joking around and everything. And he finally
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: starts talking about how, well, he may have actually done this.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: And a lot of people want to go all the
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: way back there. You see how legit it is? He
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: was so quiet about it. I think he was just
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: testing the waters. But the story is that he and
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: a friend were out hunting. This is an area in
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: northern California called Gold Lake. They were bear hunting. They
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: had bear tags and legitimate license to hunt bear. And
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: he claims that they came around a bend, driving this truck,
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: and they saw this big, hairy, bipedal thing waving its arms.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: You know, like, hey, hold off, back up. And so
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: Justin jumps out.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: The bridge is out.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: And this is where it gets complicated because Justin even admits,
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: he said, at first I thought somebody might have been
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: making a movie. And maybe this is a guy in
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: a suit. But he shot it anyway. And that's where
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: a lot of the logic starts to fly out the window.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: And he says his friend was trying to stop him.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Don't do it, don't do it. But he says he
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: shot the adult. Got a clear chest shot. And they
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: said it screamed and went running off down a bluff.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: But then he said they go looking for it and
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: then suddenly there are two little ones. And they're walking around.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: They're like three, four feet tall. And they're like looking
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: for the parent as well.
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: Chattering away.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: And uh he gets more and more agitated and more
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: and more feeling more threatened by these especially one so
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: uh once again despite his buddy's protests he blows it
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: away and it supposedly rolls down a hill at his
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: feet He's a good level-headed character. And he picks it
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: up and it dies in his arms. And supposedly his
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: clothes and his boots are covered in Bigfoot blood.
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: Keep in mind, kids, this is not a movie plot.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: No, this is supposedly reality.
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: This is supposedly something that has actually happened.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: And it gradually got out slowly through the boards and
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: people investigating and all this. It was either you think
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: this is bullshit or you buy it. And the thing
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: with the Bigfoot community is they generally want to buy.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: It right away.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: And....
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: It just grew and grew. And I was fascinated with
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: it because it intersects with this other big thing that's
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: going on right now, which is the DNA studies. Melba Ketchum. Melba.
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: It's been going on forever.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Forever.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: And I suspect we'll have them.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: But it's going to come out any day.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Any day.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: But this story intersects with that, where she's a woman,
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: a veterinarian, actually, from Texas, with questionable credentials, as far
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: as I'm concerned.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I think everyone involved in the Bigfoot story.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: She's been given all this material for DNA testing, and
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: she farms it out to labs, and it's all legit
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: as far as that goes, supposedly. But the Sierra Kills
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: material got into her hands, and they've been talking ever
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: since about how it checks out. I don't know how
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: it checks out, since you have no faith. That's been
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: one of those articles of faith that you have to have.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Based on the $ 6 million man.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: But the thing is, this goes back to the material. Now,
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: here's this trophy hunter. who has tons of photos posted
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: on his Facebook page of all the animals he shot,
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: yet that day he was so choked up he didn't
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: take a picture of Bigfoot.
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: Baby Bigfoot died.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Understandably so.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: He's got Baby Bigfoot. Understand.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: It's an emotional moment. Forget your camera.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: He's got Baby Bigfoot there. He says it maybe weighed
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: 40 pounds. I'm like, well, put it in the back
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: of the truck, dude.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really?
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: This is million-dollar Baby Bigfoot, man. This is like right there.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: You're finished. You're retired.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: Clint Eastwood. He didn't take it.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: He says he hid it under a bush. Yet he's
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: 100 and knows about Tony Adams.
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: An important part to the story is that apparently by
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: this point his friend grabbed his gun, pointed it at.
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: Him, and said, You will not shoot anything else. We
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: are leaving it.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: The driver, whoever it is.
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: You are not going to ruin this night.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: I don't care. Take the dead baby, or cut off
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: a finger.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: We need proof, damn it.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: But no, they didn't take anything, and then supposedly went back,
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: depending on which version of the story, went back within
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: two weeks to two months with a lot of fairly
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: big-name people in the Bigfoot community. Jeff Meldrum, who's one
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: of the only fairly legitimate guys, was there. I don't
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: think he buys any of this, but Some of the
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: guys from Finding Bigfoot, Bobo was there and some of
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: those guys. Justin produced a sample that he says he
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: found digging through snow. And everybody says it's either Bigfoot
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: or it's coyote. And supposedly these samples are in the
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: hands of Melvin Ketchum. So I saw all that and
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: I saw this intersection going on. I was like, oh,
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: this is big. No matter how it turns out, it's big.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Yet it's still just sitting there. But the latest big
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: deal a couple weeks ago is Justin took a polygraph.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: And Justin passed.
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: 98%.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: But you know what? Polygraphs are easy to pass if
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: you're a good liar.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: If you believe the lie, then it's not a lie.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: And then you should clench your asshole really good when
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: you're answering.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: And so people are going all nuts about Justin passed
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: the polygraph. I'm like, so what? I could pass a polygraph.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: I could tell you about my bionic iris asshole.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: Put a tack in your shoe.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: We'll save that for a different body.
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: Are you going to add in a sound effect right
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: when you say that?
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: But that's what happens when the aliens try to angrily
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: probe me. I'm fighting back with my.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: And, of course, the only way you can.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: And I can tell that tale in these... I can pass.
• 23:49
  Speaker 10: And, of course, this piece of meat that Justin found,
• 23:52
  Speaker 10: he dug up, and he says it was the Bigfoot.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: He sent it off. That's what has become known as
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: the Bigfoot steak.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: That I ordered recently at the Outback. Yes. And it
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: was quite tasty, man.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: Well, that was the Yowie Steaksy. I saw that. But again,
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: this isn't a movie. This is quote-unquote real life.
• 24:11
  Speaker 10: And that's why even though I publicly deny the existence
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: of B-Foot.
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: Bigfoot. B-Foot. I publicly deny it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: But I believe in the privacy of my own home.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: B-Foot's totally real.
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: B-Foot.
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: But it's just....
• 24:32
  Speaker 10: Every time I swear it off, I'll go back and
• 24:34
  Speaker 10: I'll look at BigfootEvans.com and I'll be.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: Like, oh, I've got to read this.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: And he'll put up anything because, you know, it just
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: drives traffic. And he'll throw in some of the most
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: hilarious pieces. But there's a Facebook page, which I've been
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: marginally a part of at times.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: Did Facebook find Bigfoot?
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: Those guys crack me up. They confirm on everything. No,
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: there's one, it's actually called the Coalition for Reasons, you know, Reason, Science,
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: and Sanity in Bigfoot Research. And it's a constant battle.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: It's a constant war.
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: Have you looked at Team Taser?
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Team Taser, yeah. Fairly clever at times. You know, they
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: started out kind of in love with themselves, but I
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: think they don't really buy this major stuff either, for
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: the most part, so they've kind of been making fun
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: of it, but. Yeah, there's a whole world of Internet
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Bigfooting that is much more entertaining than any Bigfoot movie
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: you will ever watch.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, it has to be.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: It's constant drama. It's constant war. It's amazing to witness it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: I became deeply enmeshed in it and then had to
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: pull out because it's too scary.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: That's what we can take from this is that Bigfoot
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: is out there, and we found him, and he's on
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: the Internet. He's hanging out on Facebook like everybody else.
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: I was going to say, for the viewers not familiar,
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: I would recommend... Not Another Bigfoot Movie, I think is
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: the name of it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: Because that's a really good peek into.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: The mentality.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: Just the mentality of taking a photo and it's like, look,
• 25:58
  Speaker 9: I see a whole family, 15 of them.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's shadows.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: It's worse than ghost photos.
• 26:02
  Speaker 10: There is a guy featured in that movie who is
• 26:06
  Speaker 10: the reason why I publicly... Do not believe in Bigfoot.
• 26:10
  Speaker 10: It's a researcher named Tom Biscardi. I can't even say
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: his name.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: It makes me so mad.
• 26:15
  Speaker 10: But basically, he's the guy back in 2008 who went
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: on to CNN and claimed that he had the Bigfoot
• 26:21
  Speaker 10: body in the freezer.
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: And there was guys from AP that were like, is
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: this a joke?
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: And he was looking at them and serious as cancer,
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: you know, saying bigfoot. You know, this is as real
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: as you are standing there. And, of course, it was
• 26:38
  Speaker 10: a suit. And he says, I was hooked.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a couple of guys in Georgia with
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: a rubber suit full of, like, roadkill.
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: I believe this guy was in on it.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, he was.
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: He was.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: He used, like, $ 60, 000 of some other guy's money to
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: buy it from these guys.
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: But the reason why I now.
• 26:54
  Speaker 10: public say I don't believe in Bigfoot is because when
• 26:56
  Speaker 10: that was happening, I was forwarding.
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: The press releases to everybody I knew. I was so excited.
• 27:02
  Speaker 10: It's like, this is actually happening because one of the
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: guys who found it was actually a police officer. So
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: I was thinking, why would a cop risk his job
• 27:14
  Speaker 10: to create a hoax on a national scale. This has
• 27:16
  Speaker 10: to be real. This has to be real. And then
• 27:18
  Speaker 10: when it wasn't, I was so mad.
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: That's it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 10: Publicly, I'm done with Bigfoot. We broke up. Basically, I
• 27:27
  Speaker 10: got the photo of me and Bigfoot. I cut him
• 27:29
  Speaker 10: out of it. I burned all of his letters. It
• 27:32
  Speaker 10: was a bad breakup.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: And there's an event like that roughly twice a year now,
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: when there's some big, huge, ridiculous hoax goes on. And
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: that's part of the charm of the whole thing, too,
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: is that it's been rife with that since the beginning.
• 27:46
  Speaker 10: But in that movie, that Not Another Bigfoot movie, you've
• 27:50
  Speaker 10: got the two kind of down on their luck guys,
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: and they're all excited because there's this big-name researcher coming,
• 27:57
  Speaker 10: and he comes, and they're dazzled, and then he basically
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: stands them up. and you just see the disappointment on
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: their faces.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, he treats them horribly.
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: Because they're very childlike. I mean, it's hard to, you know,
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: you can't hate them. It's just you're almost sort of
• 28:13
  Speaker 9: taken aback by, like, these guys are just so into it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Well, the reason they're so into it in that movie
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: is you realize they have nothing else.
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: In their life.
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: Which is what's kind of sad, yeah.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: And there are guys, you know, times 10 like that
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: on the internet. That's why I started this podcast. Actually, Brian,
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: this is a good point.
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: I mean, it's like you've got Trekkies. You've got your Bigfoot.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I have nothing else.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: To each person, their own obsession.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: This is my Bigfoot.
• 28:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: This is your Bigfoot, man.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: But I think when they had the convention and they're
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: sitting around and they're giving each other awards for the
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: best supporter.
• 28:52
  Speaker 9: It's like little printed paper ones and it's like they're
• 28:55
  Speaker 9: in some.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: They're big moments.
• 28:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's in like the back room at some restaurant
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: or something.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just, you don't want to say pity
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: because you're like, yeah, I do that stuff too. You know,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: not the same way, but we're all desperate in some
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: different way. And they just needed an excuse to be
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: friends more than anything.
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: An excuse to appreciate each other, spend time with each other,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: have something to look forward to, whatever.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Again, that all applies to every week.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: What is their excuse?
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: Is this movie on Netflix?
• 29:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: It was.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: It's a good movie.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Go look for it. And the short, they've got the
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: original short that they filmed before that, which is even,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: you know, it's just as good.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, there's a ton of Bigfoot documentaries out there,
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: but the two best ones, I think, are the ones
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: that just examine the people. And that's one. And there's
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: another one called Sasquatch Odyssey that was done years and
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: years ago. And it's about the old guard guys.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: The four horsemen.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: The horsemen. It's all about those guys and how they
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: all started out working together, and then they all eventually,
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: you know, hating each other's guts.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: That's just it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: It follows them to the end of their lives, and
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: they're still screaming at each other at conventions.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: It's fascinating.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: The Bigfoot world is a Jerry Springer show in microcosm.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: It really is.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: It has very little to do with Bigfoot. It has
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: a lot to do with personalities.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: It's drama.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: I'm going to prove this before you do. My Bigfoot
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: toenail is real, and your steak is not.
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: And I think the first time I remember just really
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: noticing– the um you know peculiarity of it because i'd
• 30:28
  Speaker 9: you know grown up like reading the lauren coleman books
• 30:30
  Speaker 9: and stuff like that and was just really into cryptozoology
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: it was when i started reading stuff by eric.
• 30:35
  Speaker 14: Beck here and i was like oh god this dude
• 30:37
  Speaker 14: is friggin insane because you know it's i remember just
• 30:40
  Speaker 14: you know he essentially had apologies written to where it's
• 30:43
  Speaker 14: like oh mothman that was me in an auto body
• 30:46
  Speaker 14: experience i'm sorry folks i'm sorry if i scared you
• 30:48
  Speaker 14: back then oh my god.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: He stalked and terrorized people. He was an amazing guy.
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and he believed that Bigfoot was like a shape-shifting
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: alien from another dimension. And he would just show you
• 31:00
  Speaker 9: frame by frame of the Patterson photo. He was like, no,
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: you see all these weird faces morphing.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: In and out of the musketeer. Yeah, there's more than
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: one Bigfoot in that Bigfoot.
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: It was a bunch of Bigfoots in that Bigfoot.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: And there's a huge school of thought that follows that.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Do you know Robert W.
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: Morgan?
• 31:17
  Speaker 10: I first heard him say this theory. One of the
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: reasons why everyone says that the Patterson film, I'm sure
• 31:24
  Speaker 10: everyone who is listening to this has seen it, it
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: is the one famous photo or movie clip where the
• 31:29
  Speaker 10: Bigfoot is walking slowly and it's spreading its.
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: Two arms out. And it looks back.
• 31:36
  Speaker 10: People will often say that that movie is obviously fake
• 31:39
  Speaker 10: because every other story about Bigfoot is it's there and
• 31:42
  Speaker 10: it is gone. Why is this Bigfoot strolling so calmly.
• 31:48
  Speaker 10: And Robert W. Morgan says that if you look off
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: to the side, you can see a baby Bigfoot. So
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: this is a mama Bigfoot who is essentially doing what
• 32:01
  Speaker 10: a bird will do to keep a predator out of
• 32:05
  Speaker 10: its nest. It'll pretend to have like a broken wing,
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: you know, to sort of drive it away.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Robert W.
• 32:13
  Speaker 10: Morgan's theory was that the mama Bigfoot was leading the
• 32:17
  Speaker 10: two guys taking the film off, and then the daddy
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: Bigfoot was going to come and beat them all since.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: That's the thing. The Patterson footage, it's not good enough
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: that it's footage of Bigfoot. There has to be a
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: story that's very strange and goes along with it. And
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: there's another guy, M.K. Davis, who, it's like a Rorschach blot.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: He looks at it, and he now claims there was
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: a massacre that day. And the more he studied the film,
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: the more he realized that There's a bullet hole opening
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: up on Patty's leg. And there's pools of blood. And
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: you're like, what the hell is he saying? And then
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: he starts accusing the four horsemen of being guys who
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: slaughtered Bigfoot. It's insane. So he becomes a pariah in
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: a society that's already completely nuts. And he's saying, oh,
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: it's a massacre.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: Again, not a movie.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: This is real life. It's all real.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: But I remember reading about that, and I was like,
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: this is more analytical than when people pick apart the JFK.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's like there's a shooter from here. He did
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: good work in that he actually stabilized the footage to
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: where you see it walking very.
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I remember seeing frames around.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: There was good physical work done, but then he started
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: seeing things, like bloody handprints on logs and stuff. It's
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: just not there. and he still he he retired and
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: he came back recently and he's still got some hilarious have.
• 33:36
  Speaker 10: You seen the latest film that he's put out basically
• 33:40
  Speaker 10: it's it's it shows the forced scene it was taken
• 33:44
  Speaker 10: by a trail camera and off frame you see a
• 33:48
  Speaker 10: bottle getting thrown in uh to the clearing he claims.
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: That it was a bigfoot who yeah through it and
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: then you actually.
• 33:54
  Speaker 10: Hear bigfoot talking yeah and it sounds like samurai chatter
• 34:00
  Speaker 10: it's like.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: And it's not like a guy could stand over there
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: and throw the bottle and make samurai noises with him
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: he's got another great one where it's like just it's
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: completely jet black and something is scooting a cooler around.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: It's bigfoot it's a ghost i mean anything.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: Scooting a cooler And it's this amazing stuff he keeps
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: coming up with.
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: That's something I always found interesting, too, was whenever.
• 34:26
  Speaker 10: You are a particular paranormal researcher and you go out
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: and you've got the video camera and you've got the thermal...
• 34:35
  Speaker 10: you always tend to find evidence of exactly what you're
• 34:38
  Speaker 10: looking for. You never hear about a ghost hunter getting
• 34:41
  Speaker 10: a Bigfoot photo or a Bigfoot hunter getting a shadow person.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: It's like, you know.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Nature provides.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yes. Damn it, I've got all these leprechauns all over me,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to find a Bigfoot. Right.
• 34:56
  Speaker 10: And you never hear about guys out doing a documentary
• 34:58
  Speaker 10: on grizzly bears getting a shot of Bigfoot.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: But see, as soon as you mentioned hearing, I hadn't
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: even heard what the sounds he was saying they were like,
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: but everybody describes the Bigfoot sounds as being almost the same,
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: just sort of that weird chatter and that. And that's
• 35:12
  Speaker 9: why I've always been more into all the other cryptids,
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: because you get the ones like the Kelly creatures that
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: happened in Kentucky. It's like, that stuff is just so
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: much more unique to me, because it happens one time
• 35:22
  Speaker 9: and it's just so friggin' bizarre.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: Yes, the public monster has a beautiful speaking voice. It's
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: a bit like Bane in The Dark Knight Rises.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: It's very elegant. Clipped.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going to throw you off this bridge. I can
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: only assume that's how it would go.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: There's a train coming, too. We'll be very painful at
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: the tree.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: For you. For you. I wanted to be caught on film.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: That's part of the plan.
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: I was almost Dr.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Evil. For you. Oh, Lord. All right, we've spiraled off
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: into Bane, so we should probably take a break here
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: and come back with the actual movie, which is probably
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: nothing like any of these things we've just described.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, yeah.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: So we'll take a break. We'll probably run one of
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: those crazy Tower of Technobabble promos. And then we'll be back. Oh, crap.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: I was supposed to bring one?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: All right. Maybe we won't.
• 36:31
  Speaker 15: We're living in a Bigfoot world. Buddy, can you see?
• 36:39
  Speaker 15: We're living in a Bigfoot world.
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: He stands for you and me.
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: As everyone knows, rainbows usually have a treasure at the end.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: Let's follow this one and see if we can find
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: the pot of gold.
• 37:17
  Speaker 14: Father, I suppose you've come to claim me treasure.
• 37:20
  Speaker 16: Well, we'd like to see the gold first.
• 37:23
  Speaker 17: Nathan, there's better than gold in here, me lad.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: No, no, just look here now.
• 37:27
  Speaker 16: Candy, refreshing soft drinks, popcorn, ice cream. Well, that's some treasure,
• 37:33
  Speaker 16: but anyone can buy luscious treats like these at the
• 37:36
  Speaker 16: snack bar.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't tell me.
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: Do you suppose you could get me.
• 37:40
  Speaker 10: A job as a snack bar attendant?
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: The legend of Boggy Creek tells it like it happened.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Through the eyes of the big technoscope cameras, you will
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: see wildlife living with nature, a treat you will.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Not soon forget.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: This is the setting for the new motion picture, Legend
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: of Boggy Creek, filmed entirely on location around Falk, Arkansas.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: It is the true story of the Falk Monster. This
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: motion picture is being acclaimed by the motion picture industry
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: as a strong contender for that industry's top award, the Academy.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: The Legend of Boggy Creek, color by Technicolor, is a
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: P & L film production presentation.
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: Dave, I do not get superheroes. Oh my god, I
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: don't get you.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: What don't you get?
• 38:42
  Speaker 18: Towerbot here. Well, the meatbags were going to say that
• 38:47
  Speaker 18: if you're a geek and like podcasts, then you could
• 38:49
  Speaker 18: try Tower of Technobabble at www.toweroftechnobabble.com. Then this started. Well,
• 38:58
  Speaker 18: it's up to you. I'm gonna get my taser and
• 39:01
  Speaker 18: put a stop to this. Towerbot out. Okay, monkeys. It's
• 39:07
  Speaker 18: knock time.
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• 40:00
  Speaker 17: Hello, this is Peter Mayhew, listening to Movie Mountain Down.
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: We hope you're enjoying your visit here this evening. Now,
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: on with the show.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: It's time for Tales from the Cryptids.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: The Bigfoot Five. People have been seeing them for years.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: The last thing we need is more paranoia.
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: Gotta get these people out of here.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I'm going to stuff him and bounce him.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: I think the only reason you want to kill Bigfoot
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: is just to piss me off.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: The Partridge family's Danny Bonaduce and the Brady Bunch's Barry
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Williams in an all-new movie event.
• 40:46
  Speaker 18: Bigfoot premieres this Saturday at 9, only on SyFy.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: My.
• 40:50
  Speaker 11: God.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: And they feared the hatchet-throwing Sasquatch.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: And I'm afraid of the hatchet-throwing sasquatch that lives next door.
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: And we're back.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: And we're back. Welcome back to Movie Bouts on Stouffer Theater.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: And this marks our triumphant return to the, I told
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: you it had one, Tales from the Cryptids series.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: I see.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: And this would be the subsection of the Bigfoot files.
• 42:15
  Speaker 9: You ought to mouth man there for coming up with
• 42:17
  Speaker 9: that one. I don't know how many more cryptid puns we.
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: Can come up with.
• 42:21
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: This week's Silver Theater feature is Bigfoot, creatively titled. The
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: year is 2012. Director Bruce Davison. They plot, and I
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: like when they so don't care about the plot that
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: they don't even bother to put it into plot-like terms.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: They just go ahead and use meta descriptions. According to IMDb,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: it says, The 1970s pop culture icons Danny Bottaducci and
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Barry Williams face off in the hunt for the legendary
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: mountain creature.
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: I liked it.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Icon, obviously. Icons.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have quotes, but I just put them around. So,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: spoiler alert, God forbid we ruin this movie for you,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: so go find Sippy and go watch your own.
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: Have you guys talked about that, the Sippy thing?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: The Sippy thing? Yeah, I think we bitched about it
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: years ago, so it continues to annoy us. So with that,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: should we, from here on, refer to ourselves as the
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Bigfoot Alliance? Yes.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I like it. I'm a member of the Bigfoot Alliance.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, of the many, many ridiculous things that come up
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: in this movie.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Bigfoot Alliance.
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: We're B.A.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Where would you like to begin with Bigfoot?
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I'd like to start someplace. I know we've got some
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Bigfoot connoisseurs here.
• 43:38
  Speaker 9: Best part was the ending of it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: As far as I'm concerned.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: No.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: This isn't a Bigfoot movie as far as I'm concerned.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: The best fucking Bigfoot? That's what you said, right?
• 43:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: That's the best fucking Bigfoot movie I've ever seen.
• 43:50
  Speaker 10: As a Bigfoot fan, I guess I could have been
• 43:54
  Speaker 10: insulted if I cared.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: Because it isn't really... They didn't make a Bigfoot movie.
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: They made a King Kong movie.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, they did.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I've got written down right here. It's
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: King Kong. No, we all agree. I love that.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Well, my thing is pretty early on we get the
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: little circle of life thing going on there as we
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: watch all the animals.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: That annoyed me.
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: Who did not see that coming?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: As soon as Bigfoot, quote unquote, makes his appearance, I'm
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: just like, all right, cartoons. Who doesn't like Bigfoot cartoons?
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I would like to do like McGillig gorilla and just
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: like put him over the– I think that would be,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: or something like that, just like cookie-cutter paste some cartoon
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: over the Bigfoot in this. It would make it much
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: more watchable.
• 44:44
  Speaker 9: I'm going to respect whoever made that decision, though, because
• 44:46
  Speaker 9: at some point in time when they were coming up
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: with this, it's like, all right, what's this thing going
• 44:50
  Speaker 9: to look like? I feel like they just looked at
• 44:52
  Speaker 9: the test footage, and they're like, all right, that looks
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: like shit. So instead of hiding it, just giving people
• 44:57
  Speaker 9: a quick little flash throughout the whole movie, just before
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: the credits even go, we're going to show you the
• 45:02
  Speaker 9: thing in broad daylight.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 45:04
  Speaker 9: You're either going to say, I'm going to stick with this,
• 45:06
  Speaker 9: or I'm just going to say, fuck it and change
• 45:07
  Speaker 9: the channel.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Because this is what you get. I do appreciate that, yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: This is the whole kind of sci-fi philosophy with these
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: schlock pictures they've been making. I mean, Sharktopus and all
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: these other pictures. It's like, we're going to show you
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: the monster right up front. It looks stupid.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Except for Sharktopus, which looked awful.
• 45:22
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: So you know you're going to watch junk, so either
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: stick with it or don't.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I think that's you're on sci-fi already.
• 45:30
  Speaker 10: I'm not really a horror movie fan i don't subscribe
• 45:33
  Speaker 10: to fame gory or anything like that so get the
• 45:35
  Speaker 10: fuck out did that work did did this movie work
• 45:39
  Speaker 10: in horror terminology.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know about horror comedy it worked really well.
• 45:46
  Speaker 9: See the weird thing and this is going to be
• 45:47
  Speaker 9: very pathetic for me to admit this but As I
• 45:50
  Speaker 9: was watching the first portion of it, I was like, okay,
• 45:53
  Speaker 9: this isn't structured like a Bigfoot movie. This is structured
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: like an animal attack movie. Because if you look at
• 45:58
  Speaker 9: the true.
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: That's one of my favorite sub-genres of horror is animal
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: attack films. So much so that it's like... I've seen
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: most all the bad ones, including all... I think it
• 46:10
  Speaker 9: was 17 animal attack films that were made in 1977.
• 46:13
  Speaker 9: That was when the genre peaked.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: After Jaws.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, after Jaws. Well, that's what kicked it off. It's
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: quite a cluster of angry ants.
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: I don't know, like the top three in that one,
• 46:23
  Speaker 9: it was Day of the Animals, Kingdom of the Spiders,
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: and Empire of the Ants. All three of those were 77.
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: But it follows that same template of Jaws.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Like if you.
• 46:31
  Speaker 9: I've already lost you on this.
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: I was just thinking, it's like Noah's Ark of Death.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Well, that's always like Day of the Animals.
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: Day of the Animals is when William Gerber was like,
• 46:42
  Speaker 9: fuck it, everything.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Cougars, birds, spiders, snakes, bears, all of them.
• 46:49
  Speaker 9: But, no, actually, this starts off following the plot of Jaws,
• 46:53
  Speaker 9: because you've got the initial death, and then you meet
• 46:57
  Speaker 9: the characters, and then not only that, but there's the
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: big event coming up that the town is completely dependent on.
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: The mayor is a dick that just doesn't give a shit.
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: By the way, speaking of the mayor, Howard Hessman? Howard
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: Hessman was in this.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, among many other people.
• 47:16
  Speaker 10: When did Howard Hessman go from top of the class
• 47:18
  Speaker 10: to bottom of the barrel?
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Head of the class. I was waiting for Dwar Hall
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: and Tannis to show up.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Right about the time sci-fi got involved.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: It's a paycheck.
• 47:30
  Speaker 7: Sorry to interrupt you.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: It does. It just follows the animal attack.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: It follows it for a point and then it doesn't
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: seem to follow anything.
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: After that, it's just like.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: The movie just sort of rambled around.
• 47:42
  Speaker 10: You know, I think my favorite Bigfoot movie is Boggy Creek,
• 47:47
  Speaker 10: and I was really surprised that there, right out of
• 47:51
  Speaker 10: the box, in bright sunlight, here is the monster. I mean,
• 47:55
  Speaker 10: I almost felt like.
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: Well, okay, I've seen it, I might as well stop.
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: There's just no point going on.
• 48:04
  Speaker 9: And it's not like watching John Carpenter's The Thing, where
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: you've got something that Rob Bottin made up, and it's like,
• 48:09
  Speaker 9: We're fucking proud of this. This is awesome.
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: It's just more like, eh, there you go.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: This one, their idea of good CGI is individual hairs
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: on his head. They were so specific about making sure
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: he had individual hair.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: It's literally like render quality crap.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: That's good enough.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: We don't have to take it any further.
• 48:26
  Speaker 10: The only thing from sci-fi I've seen was the... Battlestar Galactica,
• 48:31
  Speaker 10: the reimagining. How does the CG in this movie compare
• 48:37
  Speaker 10: to other sci-fi projects?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: It's right about there. Minus Battlestar. Battlestar is its own thing.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: I think BSG is produced by other people and then
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: shown on sci-fi.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: This is asylum for them.
• 48:51
  Speaker 10: I actually noticed that they used the Battlestar Galactica font
• 48:55
  Speaker 10: in the credits.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: They're all on the same server.
• 49:00
  Speaker 9: I feel like with all the sci-fi films, though, the
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: first couple that they tried to do, I don't remember,
• 49:05
  Speaker 9: it was pre-Sharktopus and all that stuff. But they did
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: some in the late 90s, early 2000s, to where the
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: CG looked better then than it does now. At this point,
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: it's purposeful.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going out of their way.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Well, they learn that they can get by with just
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: making junk.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: And they know people expect that and almost come looking
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 9: But I feel like at this point the joke's wearing old.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: It's not even good junk.
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: Is it supposed to be a joke? I couldn't.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I think it's supposed to be. I think it's a
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: legitimate attempt to make it. I couldn't really crack a.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Smile at anything I saw.
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: Can they actually make money? from this?
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: From a project like this?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Advertising.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Advertising, yeah.
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: The commercials that are run.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Enough people will tune in just for the ridiculousness of
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: it that they can make their money through advertising.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: It's kind of.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: A morbid curiosity thing.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: They're selling to, I hope not to offend anybody with this,
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: but to pro wrestling fans as well now too.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: That's true. They've changed their market.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: It's all kind of, they brought them in with marathons
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: of pro wrestling and hey, we're going to have, we're
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: going to show, and that's what this is. This is
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Andre the Giant or King Kong Bundy or whatever you
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: want to put on there. It's crap.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: When it became Giant Animal versus Giant Animal, it really
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: was just wrestling. This is one that's kind of different.
• 50:24
  Speaker 10: I have to say, in terms of a Bigfoot enthusiast,
• 50:28
  Speaker 10: it was not made for.
• 50:30
  Speaker 9: A Bigfoot genre at all.
• 50:33
  Speaker 10: It honestly had the wrong name because it didn't even
• 50:37
  Speaker 10: look like What people say a Bigfoot looks like. It
• 50:40
  Speaker 10: did not look human at all. Bigfoot does not have claws.
• 50:47
  Speaker 10: And obviously Bigfoot is not 40 feet tall. Bigfoot max
• 50:52
  Speaker 10: is 30, 38.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Never 40.
• 50:55
  Speaker 9: Which is the other thing too. And it's like, how
• 50:58
  Speaker 9: is that cheaper? Than putting a dude in a suit.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Seriously.
• 51:03
  Speaker 9: I guarantee you that CG cost more money than a
• 51:06
  Speaker 9: dude in a suit.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: In the credits, there was actual credit for a suit fabricator.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, wait.
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, that was the Danny Bonnet.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Is the guy standing at the concert?
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the guy at the concert.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, where was there a suit in the movie?
• 51:22
  Speaker 10: Oh, by the way, the worst CGI I've ever seen
• 51:27
  Speaker 10: was actually at that concert where the Bigfoot picks up
• 51:30
  Speaker 10: the guy in the gorilla suit and he's looking at it.
• 51:32
  Speaker 7: It looks like a photo cutout. It looks like the
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: CGI is holding a photo cutout.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've seen whatever the one that had Tiffany
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: and Debbie Gibson. I forget at this point. Sure. But
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: there is a shot where, I swear, it's just still
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: stuff that they've cut out of. It looks like they
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: cut out of a magazine, and they're just like.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: It's like South Park.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're South Parking it into the screen at them.
• 51:54
  Speaker 10: It's almost like they're using CG, but the acting is
• 51:58
  Speaker 10: like blue screen acting.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: At best.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: One moment that really stuck out to me is when
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: the deputy, sheriff's deputy, the older one, gets... hit by
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: the car that kicks into it. And the car looks
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: like a... I've seen the animated Hot Wheels show. It's
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: that bad. And it kicks it, and that's fine. And
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: it pins him up against the car and bounces off
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: of him. And everything is CG around him. And almost
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: the background is even CG. It's just the two of
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: them standing in front of a tree. And then the
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: car is clearly just bad. And then they cut to
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: the man... And the cars pinned him against the tree,
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: but it didn't bounce away like it had before. So
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: they were that lazy with something that was that cheap
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: not to push it against him.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: It doesn't even match.
• 52:48
  Speaker 10: Speaking of lazy, we can spoil the ending, right? I
• 52:54
  Speaker 10: swear to God, Lincoln's face got shot twice.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: It did. You guys see that?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Well, it was so good the first time.
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: He fell three times.
• 53:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: When you get a really good explosion in any movie,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: you've got to make sure and show it two or
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: three times.
• 53:11
  Speaker 10: King Kong having the monkey climb up on a landmark
• 53:14
  Speaker 10: to hassle it by jets.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: The whole climax there, yeah. I think Lincoln got blasted twice.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: I heard the same lines come out of Cheryl and
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Fen's mouth. Twice, in two different occasions. But the best
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: line of the movie was like, there's a giant monster
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: climbing Mount Rushmore. And the sniper was like, I can't
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: get a clear shot.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I wrote that down. I was just like, you're in
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: a fucking helicopter. He's on Mount Rushmore.
• 53:45
  Speaker 10: Well, he was probably feeling weird because, you know, Lincoln's thinking.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 53:50
  Speaker 7: Not again.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Not again.
• 53:53
  Speaker 19: A darned-haired, 40-foot-tall monster.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: That is a funny moment now.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: At the time, I was still shocked.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Corporal Booth, take your shot.
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: I can't get a clip shot.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: I think the preposterous part when they're running out of
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: the cave, Bonaduce and... Greg.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: Just call him Greg, yeah.
• 54:17
  Speaker 10: Oh, the hired gun, the big game hunter.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Scared when he's supposed to be furious.
• 54:24
  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah.
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: And.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: The quint of the movie. They're running down the hill
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: and the military just turns and just starts firing into
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: the guy. And they're saying, hold your fire, hold your fire.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: And they're still just blasting away. They weren't capable of
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: hearing them climb up behind them, but they're hair trigger
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: enough to just shoot and lay into this guy.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: I was in tears I was laughing so hard.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: At that point I was glad because our again sorry
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: ass version of a Quint I mean he's supposed to
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: be this big game hunter and has killed all these
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: but like The few minutes before, accidentally shoots a random girl,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: gets scared, and runs away. That's it. I quit. And
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: runs out of the cave.
• 55:10
  Speaker 7: Like, good.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: You get shot.
• 55:12
  Speaker 10: My favorite part about that guy was whenever Danny Bonaduce
• 55:16
  Speaker 10: calls him to hire him, the hunter said.
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, man.
• 55:22
  Speaker 10: Because I was on your radio show, I got all
• 55:25
  Speaker 10: of my big endorsement deals that made me a millionaire.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Like you do.
• 55:32
  Speaker 7: He got that just from disappearing on a local classic
• 55:36
  Speaker 7: rock station.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: In South Carolina.
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: I like the rock stations following. Because early on, I
• 55:42
  Speaker 9: think the first moment I lost it on that. was
• 55:45
  Speaker 9: when he just gets back on and he's just like, hey,
• 55:47
  Speaker 9: the concert's still on. You have these three people outside
• 55:50
  Speaker 9: of a trailer like, yay!
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Those three people love that guy.
• 55:57
  Speaker 10: And you know, just like Danny Bottaducci, whenever I do
• 55:59
  Speaker 10: my podcast, I wear a thick, heavy leather motorcycle jacket.
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: I'm hardcore.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: I like the... Because clearly they weren't prepared for the
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: weather they were going to shoot this movie in. Because
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: they even had to.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: That's a funny problem to have. It's on a crappy
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: low budget.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Or this weather. Because it keeps going back and forth
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: to shots of there being snow on the ground, to
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: it not being snow on the ground, to a little bit,
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: to piles of snow. And the rain melted all the snow.
• 56:32
  Speaker 9: And there's some scenes where I even noticed they CG'd
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: in breath on people when it didn't belong.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Like, okay, is it cold or not? He's riding on
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: a motorcycle with no sleeves.
• 56:43
  Speaker 11: I mean.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: That's going to solve all the continuity problems right there.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Everything.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: Talk about the weather. Now, I think the only reason
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: you want to kill Bigfoot is just to piss me off.
• 56:53
  Speaker 12: You mean kind of the way you killed our record
• 56:55
  Speaker 12: deal to piss me off? You know, as for Bigfoot.
• 57:01
  Speaker 12: I don't care anything about your tree-hugging hippie friends. And
• 57:05
  Speaker 12: when Bigfoot comes around, I'm going to either bag him
• 57:07
  Speaker 12: and cage him or stuff him.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: And mount him.
• 57:10
  Speaker 16: That animal belongs in a reserve away from people like
• 57:13
  Speaker 16: you who want to turn him into a freak show.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: Your breath stinks.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: You stole my tranquilizer darts. I can't even play the guitar.
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I got three of them in my basement.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: And your mama knows what I can play.
• 57:31
  Speaker 10: What did everyone think of the double act of Greg
• 57:35
  Speaker 10: Brady and Danny Bonducci?
• 57:38
  Speaker 9: There was so much silly dialogue.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: It all turned on who screwed whose mom.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I did have a question.
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: Apparently they both slept with each other's mothers.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I think that's what I got.
• 57:51
  Speaker 9: I could never figure out if that was just them
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: jabbing or if that was the cape.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: That wasn't clear. It sounded like it was pretty real.
• 57:58
  Speaker 10: It was during the climatic battle on top of Lincoln's head.
• 58:02
  Speaker 7: One of them says, Yeah, I.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you had to bring up the mother again right
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: at the end.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. I bought it with, like, when
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: it was the bar, I guess. I mean, as bad
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: as the dialogue is anyway, but I'm just like, all right, whatever,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: they worked it in. But, like, an hour later, they're
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: still making that joke. And I'm like, okay, we got it.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: You've covered it ten times now. You can stop making
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: the mom jokes. That got old real fast.
• 58:25
  Speaker 10: I'm thinking Danny was improv-ing and throwing in some magic lines.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: I think there was a lot of that.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: You know that Danny.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: That whole kind of quint scene with... What's his name?
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Willard.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: Bruce Davis. Bruce Davis. Where they're in the office, and
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: he's trying to tell that story about the guys.
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: Up on the ridge.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: I wrote that down, how awkward it was.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: He was making it up. He's like, somebody's off-screen with this.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: And he's the director.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: And he's like, well, we never saw it.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: And then there was Bigfoot.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: So the movie's full of that kind of stuff.
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: So you had said that Tiffany and Debbie Gibson did a.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: They were each individually in one and then they had
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: a super cross where they were versing each other.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: It was like Super Croc versus Anaconda.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: Super reptile.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I can look it up but I don't care.
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: Is this going to be a thing?
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: It's been. I mean that was years ago. So that's
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: sort of their thing is to dig up has-been actors.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: No offense to any of the cast.
• 59:26
  Speaker 10: So we can look forward to Trapper and BJ from
• 59:30
  Speaker 10: TV's MASH looking for the Loch Ness Monster.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: That would be awesome.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I can see that happening.
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: But at the same time, I just can't get in.
• 59:37
  Speaker 9: And again, going back, now I feel like I'm a snob.
• 59:40
  Speaker 9: It's like, I respect the Animal Attack movies of the 70s,
• 59:44
  Speaker 9: but not this new wave of Animal Attack movies. But
• 59:47
  Speaker 9: back then, it's like, you got actual creatures on set,
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: and they tried to sell the idea as much as
• 59:54
  Speaker 9: they could. This one's like, they aren't trying to sell it.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: It's just, it's a I think there's a difference. And,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: you know, we watch, again, arguably, a lot of crap
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: on this show. But at the same time, I think
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: if you watch a lot of it, if you're really
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: a movie geek, you become kind of a connoisseur. And
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: it's like there's a difference between we just watched Star
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Crash and this. And I'm like, Star Crash, there is
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: so much love in that movie. That guy was killing
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: himself to make a great movie. This is a paycheck
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: for everybody in there. They could care less about it.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: They show up for work. They know nobody's going to
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: like it in the end. StarCraft, that guy was hoping
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: this was the biggest thing since Star Wars.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 9: It's like the difference between Bobby Creek.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: This one, they know it's crap. They don't care, and
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: they just show up for it.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 10: Man, I died a little when I saw the girl
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 10: from Northern Exposure.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Show up.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Twin Peaks.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: Twin Peaks, yeah.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: No, it was Shelly.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, Shelly, yes. Sue came on as Sue Ellen, and
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: it took me so long to go, who is that?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 10: She was the blonde wearing black who was very Williams.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: She was very excited about it.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: She was supposed to be a college student still, and
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: she was easily 40.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: Easily, yeah.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Well, I thought you were just talking about Cheryl.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: Well, Cheryl and I was one of the saddest things.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: Because there's, like, one of the sexiest women in the
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: history of television.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, God.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: And they didn't even want to show a full shot
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: of her, did they?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: And it's hard. Like, it really is difficult to watch
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: people that you really, really like. loved in some way.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Like Bigfoot! Not like Bigfoot. Believe me, I have very
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: different feelings for Sherilyn Finn than I did for Bigfoot.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you this. When you see Sherilyn Finn
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: on camera in this film, do you picture her now
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: with a prosthetic leg?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Because I do.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: I can't not think of her with one.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: This puts it in perspective because I knew, and this
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: is one more reason I knew she would not be
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: on this episode, nobody, like arguably... Misty thinks Sherilyn Finn,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: in her Twin Peaks heyday, is hotter than I do.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: And I think she's about the hottest damn woman there
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: was at that point in time. And I sent her
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: the trailer, and the only thing she sent back was,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: what the hell has happened to the hotness that was
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Sherilyn Finn? And I was like, alright, that was my thought.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: She has to be a mom now, right?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: She's wearing mom jeans the whole time. It's official. It's... So,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's... And she's not terrible. She's doing the
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: best she can with this horrible dialogue and just showing
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: up for work, basically, like all of them are, but.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: There's just.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Not really much you can do. You just don't care.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 9: Ben, did you take copious notes on the movie? I'm
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 9: sitting here looking through it.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: There's a lot there.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: We all did.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Well, you see.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: We're doing professionals here.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: Well, the guys at the Tower podcast, they.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 10: Came to me and they were like, look, don't do
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 10: what you usually do.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: Don't half-ass this. This is a big deal.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because we're so professional.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: So it's good here. Well, no, because... Because I didn't
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: know how you guys operated. So I was just jotting
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: down notes.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got my notes.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: This is official, Dan.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: Because so much in it was just amazing to me. Like,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: in the beginning when the Forest Ranger.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 10: was trying to prove to Danny Bottaducci that there may
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 10: be a problem. We were treated to a scene of
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 10: carnage and heads getting bit off and bodies flowing everywhere.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: So what is the big proof that he shows us?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: It's a footprint. What about all the bodies in the
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: burning truck?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: Well, not only that, but the whole thing is like,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 9: you don't mention this to anybody.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: It's like, a dozen people saw it. There's headless bodies
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: and a dozen people saw it.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: You don't mention this to anybody. How is that not
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: the major news?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: On that note, I have a question for, I guess,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: the more knowledgeable on the Bigfoot topic. Is Bigfoot a carnivore?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Is he known to eat people? I suppose.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: People know.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 10: It depends on who you ask. There's this big movement
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 10: of carnivores. true believers out there that are like, Bigfoot
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 10: is the.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: Guardian of the forest, and he's a peaceful, gentle giant.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: He eats granolas.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: And then you've got.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 10: Guys like Michael Merchant, who's like, Bigfoot is an animal,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 10: and if you have ever been out in the forest,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 10: everything is trying.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: To eat everything else, and he's just like that, too.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there are a lot of reports that Bigfoot actually
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: preys on deer, and they seem credible. Or anything else
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: he can get his hands on.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: Deer would be the most logical because they have no
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: natural predator other than humans anymore. Because we killed off
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: their natural predators. So that's why we have to have
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: kills throughout the year. all the Midwest, especially because there's
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: nothing other than a few coyotes that might be able.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: To take one down. There's coyotes and maybe a few
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: cats moving back into the scene, but mostly the population's
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: out of control.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: And they have plenty of food as well.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 10: And there are some Bigfoot believers that will point to
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 10: the very large number of people who go missing in
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 10: the national parks, and they'll take a huge leap of
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 10: faith and say, maybe it was Bigfoot that got them,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 10: you know, and Well, I also like.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: Instead of that bear.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I like this Bigfoot because he doesn't even seem to
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: eat them. He just wants to bite their heads off.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Doesn't he spit it out half the time?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: He's an extremely angry Bigfoot.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And there's no, like... It's like eating a muffin.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: Nobody wants to eat the bottom of the muffin.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: That's the most.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I wrote it down. I couldn't believe it. What, muffins?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I love muffins.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 10: Like, after the Bigfoot ruins the big rock show for the.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: for the 20 people.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: We need to get back to that.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 9: The whole town was banking.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 10: There was this press conference and they're hassling the mayor
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 10: and one of the reporters actually has the effing nerve
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 10: to say, is it true that you had evidence of
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 10: this creature and yet you did nothing and let the
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 10: concert go on? That was my first laugh out loud
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 10: moment because.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 10: Do you guys realize how many people call the police
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 10: and say, I saw something? It's like, okay, say the
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 10: Kentucky Derby gets canceled because someone calls and says, I
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 10: saw the Pope lick monster. And so the mayor's like,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 10: somebody might die.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: We have to protect our people.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: We've got to call it off.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: Martial law. Take care of our own here.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: And they blow the bridges and shut down the city.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 9: But again, that goes back to the whole thing on Jaws.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 9: It's like, did you close the beaches? It's just looping
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 9: back to that early on. It becomes, again, it goes
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 9: from that animal attack genre to... the overall King Kong thing.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 9: It's just they're borrowing for so many movies.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: In a logical film, there would have been a lead-up.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: There would have been a big lead-up to the big concert,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: and that would have probably been the carnage.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: They get it over with in the first 20 minutes.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: It's like, okay.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, I thought this was going to be
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: the finale 20 minutes in.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: This movie was nothing but climaxes, man.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: That's true, actually.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: We'll fade out to the cop car sitting in front
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: of the station, and now we'll fade into people getting
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: killed over the hill.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: One step.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 19: One thing this movie made me just remind me is, like,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 19: I respect movies like Jaws because there's not one person
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 19: in that movie who's just like, let it live in peace.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: It's like, no, everyone's like, kill this fucking thing. Like,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: this is... Killing yesterday.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 10: I really laughed when, what's his name, Greg Brady, you know,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 10: when he went to the reporters and was saying, like,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 10: You know, it's the fault of the evil capitalists who
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 10: put on this concert. And that's why our brothers and
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 10: our fathers and our sisters are all dead.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: It's because of the greedy concert promoters who put this on.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 9: And yet he played at the freaking concert hall.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: In fact, he was the opening act for Bigfoot.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 10: Technically, it was his music that pissed off the Bigfoot
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 10: in the first place.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, while we're on the concert, we really need to
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: go into that, because that became the funniest thing to me,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: is just how out of whack all of this was.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: Well, first of all, it's like the whole situation is
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: he's angry, Greg is angry because they're going to bulldoze
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: 50 acres of forest for this music concert that, you know,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: like 25 people.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: I was going to say, how is it that the
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: town doesn't have any other venue for the music concert
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 9: other than, well, we've got to build or bulldoze a
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 9: section of forest.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: It's like Woodstock, man.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 9: There's going to be so many people there. I mean,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 9: there's got to be a farm field somewhere in that town.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 10: Do TV environmentalists always look young and really, really hot,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 10: and environmentalists in real life always look kind of, you know, grungy?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: That's the wonders of TV.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 10: Don't you know that taking showers kills Mother Earth?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: It's wastewater.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 9: It's wastewater.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: His references for this big 80s concert, he keeps talking
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: about Sting, and I'm like, okay, Sting getting back together
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: with the police. that's Wembley Stadium. That's a stadium venue.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No one had to cut down any trees.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 10: And you know, Danny keeps talking about the spirit of
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 10: the 80s the way people talk about the spirit.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: Of the 60s.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 10: I don't remember a lot of idealism in the 80s.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: I think they probably wanted to do 70s. Because why
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: would you have Danny Bonaduce and Greg Brady in there
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: for an 80s retro thing? And somebody said, You know what?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Kids aren't going to get this at all.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 9: Like kids will get 80s?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Or maybe.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: I think they will.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 10: The only musician that they could get was Alice Cooper,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 10: so they had to move the time frame.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Technically, he was 70s, too. His better stuff is 70s.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: But I think he even points that out.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 9: So you're saying the kids know George Harrison better than
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 9: the Beatles or something?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: Well, what I'm saying is... What I'm saying is the mindset.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Is that what I'm to infer?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is I think 80s right now are
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: more accessible as an ideal. It's more kitschy. Well, yes.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: Well, it's kitschy and they still play it on the radio.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's kind of a retro feel right now,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: especially because people, I think, 10 years older than I am,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: they all have kids that are teenagers now. They might
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: pull out their old parents' albums and make fun of them.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: They might, you know.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: And so.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 9: Got a lot of tapes of Alf circulating around.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: So I think, I don't know, I think the 80s
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: are a little bit more iconical now than the 70s.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: I also think at least one, if not several, deals
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: fell through. Because if you go back and look at
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: the press release stuff, it's got Billy Idol.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: All over it.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: That's 80s. I mean, you can't pretend like, I mean,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: he was a little bit 70s, but nobody knows him
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: from the 70s. He's 80s through and through. So it's like.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: If they had Alice Cooper and Billy Idol signed on, hey,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: it's an 80s festival, and then Billy Idol. It's pretty
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: bad when Billy Idol turns you down.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 10: You know, my favorite line out of it, speaking of
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 10: Alice Cooper, was... Danny Bonaduce was trying to talk Alice
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 10: into going on.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 7: He's like, come on, man. You and I go way back.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: And Alice says, I just met you like two minutes ago,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: and I hate you.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: And I was just like, he summed up the movie
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: for me. I know. I was like, Alice, once again,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: you speak for all of us. We were all thinking that.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: School is out.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: He's like, wow.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Ellis is a prophet. That was a weird thing to say.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: When he also drops the line, it's, I only did
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: this to promote my golf album.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: My golf book. He is.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: I knew about this when I was in eighth grade.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: He is like a scratch golf. Oh, he's fantastic.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: He comes here because he likes to go to Valhalla. Yeah.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: For him to drop that reference. I think he might even,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't look it up. He might even have a
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: golf book coming out. Oh, I'm sure he did.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: That's probably why.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 18: Look at this audience.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: They're excited.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: They're excited.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 18: They're stoned. They're not even gonna know who I am.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: Oh, they're going to love you.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: You're Alice Cooper. This is going to be awesome.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 9: That's also why I think this got made.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming that's the pitch.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Of this movie is, hey remember that blackmail stuff i
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: got on alice cooper he's agreed to do a sci-fi
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: movie they're like well what's the plot.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know what do you want to make the
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: plot bring me on and kill me in 15 i.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Think yeah i think it's like they had people there
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: and they're just like well what do we do i
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: mean you know he was just waiting to be inserted
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: in a movie they just made a deal with him
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: because he doesn't need to be in this really it's
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: again i think the deal fell through with all these
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: other musicians, and he just sort of got inserted in
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: this movie.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: I love how the stage wasn't even big enough.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: To house his band.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: This makes no sense.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Barry Williams filled out the stage by himself.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, number one, you're not going to have
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: any of these people. Duran Duran's not playing in that town.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: None of this makes sense. But then, okay, Danny Bonucci's
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: full of shit. We all know that. And within the story,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: he is too. He's lying. So, okay, that's fine. But...
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: even as it's supposed to go, they're planning, according to
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Howard Hessman, to have 5,000 people there. So this stage
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: the size of this table is set up, and that
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: little happy birthday banner that they roll out that they
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: bought at the card store.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, fast signs made that. But they needed 50 acres
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 9: for that.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: But they needed 50 acres.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: I was like, guys, really?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: You're watching it, and you see how badly the DP
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: is trying to just keep Those 25 people filling the frame.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: He was not fooling anybody.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 19: They didn't look to the left or right.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: They passed those giant sunglasses around to two or three girls.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: That's what I don't understand. I'm like, couldn't you sneak
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: a camera into Lollapalooza and get some actual footage of
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: a lot of people?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 9: Who has an outdoor concert when the snow is on
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 9: the ground to begin with?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: It wasn't supposed to be on the ground. Well, that's
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: the other thing is they showed all this stock footage
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: of fighting forest fires.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: And none of it had... First of all, the topography
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: they were in. Probably not even the state they were in.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: How did the fire even start? There was snow on
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: the ground. How did snow... Oh, it.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 7: Was when he tossed a bulldozer, wasn't it?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: Something caught on fire.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: But did it catch on fire?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 7: Well, okay.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 10: I didn't understand Bigfoot's motivation. He went on the rampage
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 10: because winter came early?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 7: Is that right?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: The seasons were like that never happens.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Hibernation um feeding pattern i don't know they're just throwing
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: out random shit but like if you watch that scene
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: where sherilyn's supposedly explaining it like again she seems like
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: she's just sort of making stuff up because because bruce
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: like questions her on something she goes yeah yeah like
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: you know like feeding patterns and like she seems like
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: she's making it.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 9: Up but again it's like they could have taken it
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 9: it's like they couldn't decide whether they wanted to do
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 9: a tongue-in-cheek or serious and it just.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: It That's my problem with all those movies. They could
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: do these with a little wit. But they just choose
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: not to. It's like you could shoot it a certain
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: way and light it a certain way and make the
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: actors dumber than they are, and I might laugh.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 9: Because I've decided if I ever get a little budget,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 9: I'm going to make squirrels. The tagline is, they want
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 9: your nuts. And just very briefly, they're cutting down the wood,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 9: and someone explains, oh yeah, when squirrels, when their natural
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 9: habitat gets... when it dwindles down, they turn to human flesh.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 9: It's a scientific fact. Just throw that out there.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 7: It's like, voila, there you go.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: That's all the exposition you need.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 8: That's all you need.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 9: That's all you need.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: And then the movie just goes.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 9: It's like this one tries to, like, sell you Bigfoot.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 10: And, you know, it's like I can accept that it's
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 10: not what a traditional Bigfoot is.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 7: It's not even what a traditional horror movie is.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 10: The thing that kept it from being enjoyable, really, is
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 10: Danny Bonaduce is just so unlikable.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: And they could have made him even more unlikable. It
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: might have been funny. He's just playing himself.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: He really is. He's at his job. That really is
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: his job. It's just Danny on a normal Tuesday.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 19: Exactly. I wasn't thinking about what I was seeing on screen.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 19: I was just picturing imaginary conversations at the catering table
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 19: that Bonaduce and Alice Cooper might have had. Drinking their coffee. Yeah,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 19: it's kind of ridiculous that us two... icons of the
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 19: 70s are having to make this crap movie. And then
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 19: Alaskan was like, well... You not so much. And they're
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 19: just kind of passively aggressively just like, you fucking hate
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 19: being here.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: And like, you know, their egos. There's something stupid. Like,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I just imagine stuff like that going on off camera.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Because I'm just checking out. By the way.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 7: Because you wonder, what was the attitude.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: When making this thing? It wasn't good. Like, after the,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: you know, the yellow cut, everyone just went their separate way.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: Like, fuck.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 7: Mumbling.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: Anchorly mumbling.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 9: I kind of figured that maybe all of them happened
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 9: to be just friends of Bruce Davison. Just outside.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Once. Yeah.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 9: Now that I've found out that he. directed it i
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 9: mean that.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: Makes sense i almost feel like somebody else started making
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: the movie and maybe he just raised his hand i'll finish.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: Maybe i almost think they took uh college students on
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: editing and said here edit it because it's i i
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: mean i could i i have no talent and no
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: training i could have edited it better.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: I know i can so the film was full of
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: crossfades right it's like crossfades denote in the language of
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: editing the passage of time It's like, there's nothing like
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: that going on here. It's like, that's just crossfade from
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: an explosion to the police car.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 10: It actually could have been a lot of fun on set,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 10: and they just didn't realize.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 7: How it was going to come out.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 10: What I didn't understand was, out of all the people
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 10: that were killed, out of all the heroes, the firefighters,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 10: the cops, Alice Cooper even, the only ones who got
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 10: statues in the end were Danny and.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 7: Where's the Alice Cooper statue?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: And that's what I don't get to jump ahead to
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: the end there. I'm like, wait, so they get statues
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: as heroes for fighting on top of a national monument
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: when it explodes? They were the ones that caused people
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: to die in the first place. i was like what
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: exactly were they up there doing that warranted a statue
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: they were fighting.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: In this movie for it to be ironic.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: No it's just it just doesn't make sense how about
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: a statue for the guy that fired.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: The shot yeah yeah exactly yeah fuck.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: She called in the National Guard. She should get the statue.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: My question for the statues, mostly, is why do they
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: look like the Munsters? Is it just me? Shrek kind
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: of looks like Herman, and Danny looks like Grandpa.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 7: Did you notice Lincoln had a facelift in the background?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: They're not going to let that be messed up. They'll rebuild.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: They can rebuild that.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 9: The overall plot, it reminded me it was last year
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 9: when Fast Five came out. The Onion did a video
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 9: where like their fake daily morning program had on a seven-year-old.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 19: Yes and they script writer and he like falls asleep
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 19: and takes his shoes.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 9: Off like so tell us tell us danny what about
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 9: what came he's like in the movie like these.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Cars are like and then it goes over the train and.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 9: It's got vindies he's big muscly man it's just like
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 9: this little kid is telling this whole story and that
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 9: was the whole time i was watching this is like
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 9: it reminds me of that like some little seven-year-old was
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 9: like And then the thing comes out and eats the
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 9: rock people.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 7: That video was fucking hilarious.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: And then the helicopter attacks.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: And the people in the.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Interview are like, oh, it looks like someone's sleepy head.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 19: He takes his shoes off. He just takes a nap
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 19: on the couch in the middle of the interview.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: Like I said, just thrown out there.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: You never see things actually. put out in that state
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: very often. And this was.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 9: It's like the exquisite corpse game or something. It's like
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 9: the screenwriter, somebody would write a few sentences and just
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 9: pass it over and somebody would continue and pass it.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: It's not even like ripping off the Animal Attack movies
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: as much as it's following the formula of sci-fi movies
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: at this point. Because the more I started looking at it,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, because again, I kind of liked... Sharktopus,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: for what it was, it's equally as dumb, but it's
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: actually a little more enjoyable.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: Roger Corman.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: I'll give him credit. Whatever they did had a little
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: more sense of humor to it, and I think it
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: was a little more tongue-in-cheek. But looking at it, it's
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: the exact same thing in that Tiffany movie is the
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: exact same. Every time, specifically Sharktopus, though, there's a creature,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: and then they call in the big game hunter. They
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: do that in both of those movies before this. And
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: it's always a guy who's not... legitimate tough guy at all.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: He doesn't even play a good tough guy. So I
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: don't know why they keep hiring the wrong guy for
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: that role. And then they bring it in and it
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: follows this exact pattern every time to the point that
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, do you really have to watch the
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: new ones? They're all kind of interchangeable.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 9: So it's gotten to the point where the joke is
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 9: just played out at this point.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of is.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: I hate, I mean, it's almost pointless to pick certain
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: things apart, especially plot-wise. But when they've You have an
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: army of rednecks that are on Danny Bonaduce's side, plus
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: Barry Williams and the ultralight, and the National Guard and
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: the police department are all chasing it. And they have
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: the big fight where the ultralight goes down. They're all
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: shooting it, and they've completely surrounded it. And then it's
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: like it almost jumps, and he's somehow escaped. And you've
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: got news helicopters and... Army helicopters and following a 50-foot
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: tall being that shakes the ground when it walks, but
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: they can't catch it. They can't even find it. Oh,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: we lost it.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 7: What do you mean we lost it?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: This is the same guy who can't get a clear shot.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: It looked too human.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 10: I couldn't.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: I know you can make it so that, you know,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It just wasn't even halfway. It's like
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: they lost a page of the script.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: Wait, there was a script?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: Right, I don't know.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 19: I think the people who made this movie were the
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 19: people who, in school, didn't like to proofread their papers
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 19: before turning it in.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: Wait, I made this?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 19: This was just a movie made entirely by those people.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 19: And they just kind of carried that into editing.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 10: I got to say, though, there was one part in
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 10: it I really, really, I don't know, I was really amused.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 7: I guess that's the best word.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 10: The whole safe Bigfoot political movement. And the reason I
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 10: was laughing at it is because, you know, the Greg
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 10: Brady and all those little acolytes, you know, were saying that,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 10: you know, it, you need to get rid of your
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 10: four-wheelers and turn off your electricity and basically go back
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 10: to pioneer days and then the Bigfoot won't come and
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 10: get you. He was basically using the Bigfoot to push
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 10: his environmental agenda. And I was laughing at that because
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 10: there are Bigfoot believers out there who believe that that
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 10: is the exact same scenario to explain why the U.S.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 10: government denies the existence of Bigfoot. Basically, the theory goes
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 10: that the U.S. government sees Bigfoot as an eight-foot spotted owl.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 10: And they remember all the insanity that happened in the
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 10: 80s or the 90s, whenever it was, just over the
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 10: spotted owl and all the environmental protests and the Logging problems.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 10: So the theory is, like, if Bigfoot is ever proven
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 10: to be true, it would bring logging to a standstill.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 10: You would cordon off areas as big as freaking states
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 10: to use as Bigfoot reserves, you know. So because of that,
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 10: the theory is that the U.S. government will never admit
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 10: that it exists. And if anyone ever finds one, they
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 10: send in the men in black to get the bodies
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 10: and hide.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: It, you know.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: There are stories out there about that. Yeah. Guys in
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: black trucks pull up and scrape up the body.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: Is that why you had your, you know, put.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: That fence up and hung up those signs? But yeah,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, part of that is, you know, based on
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 5: kind of semi-logical history, you know. Yeah. But, They maintain
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: that it's just easier to.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: Keep it a myth.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: Let's keep it a myth, and then we won't have
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: to address it. That could be close to reality.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 10: Kids, seriously, if you have never heard of the spotted
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 10: owl controversy, look it up, and then just multiply that
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 10: by like a thousand.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: What was the fish, the little fish, too? There was
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: the red darter or something, the snail darter. They shut
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: down all kinds of stuff over there.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 9: I'm sure if they ever re-spot the ivory-billed woodpecker, it'll
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 9: be the same thing.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: Same thing with salamanders. They do that all the time.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 10: Which is honestly, I've never understood why extreme leftists do
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 10: not get behind the idea of Bigfoot for that exact reason.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 10: If they could, it would push their environmental agenda to perfection.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 7: To perfection.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 5: Instead it's more of the right wing, you know, crazy guys.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Cause they want to have their guns so they can
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: shoot big.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: They identify with big.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: It's a fight to be free.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 7: Bigfoot exists.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: They do.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 10: We can get rid of electricity and gas burning cars, man.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: You know, and then on the other side of that,
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: that the, the most popular, you know, four wheel drive, uh,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: redneck smashing vehicle of all time was named bigfoot i
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: think we're on to something here true it's almost it's
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: almost ironic in name yeah.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 7: Bigfoot is a greenpeace.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Warrior hey even bigfoot is a victim sorry that's just
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: And my favorite part of the flyers is like, save Bigfoot,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: but it's got Greg Brady's face on it. Like, are
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: we claiming he's Bigfoot? Who put this marketing campaign together?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 7: And I'm spent.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: It's like the only thing I can say for it,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: and you were asking if it works as a horror movie. No,
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: at best it works as a comedy, but not the
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: way it's supposed to. The way that it works is
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: much like you said, on the level of a seven-year-old child.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Because there's still a point where every time he kicks
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: somebody into a tree, I fucking laugh. And I don't...
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: At one point, I'm like, why? Why am I still
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: laughing every time he swats somebody into a wall?
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: You're waiting for it to happen. There's a guy, there's Bigfoot,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: he's going to hurt him. Dave or Greg, one of
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: you all have to show... your kids the movie and
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: see if they find it entertaining.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 9: If they find it entertaining, the movie succeeded.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: If they are bored with it, you know, I don't know. I,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: the only reason I watched it was for the show.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: I stopped it several times.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 9: I was so, I was grading papers during.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 7: Oh, you missed out all the nuances.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: I had to like go and like, Oh, I'm going
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: to go check a few things on the computer and Oh,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go. I was making dinner and at
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: one point it was, it was hard.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 7: My final question, the one thing I didn't get.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 10: It is very well established that every time Bigfoot comes
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 10: up on someone, he picks them.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 7: Up and bites their head off.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 10: Why in the very end did he suddenly feel like,
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 10: I'm going to save these two douches who.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: Are hanging off of Lincoln's brow?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: And they even set that up like it was going
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: to make sense, because then he had the girl there,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, now they're totally going to King Kong.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Beauty sues the savage beast, and he's going to like her,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: and he's going to keep... No, he totally kills her,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: so I'm like, Well, if he didn't like her, if
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: she was kind of cute, why does he want these
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: two douchebags?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: I think it was because it was the two enemies,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: lifelong enemies. One was helping the other. And so that
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: was Bigfoot.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: That's what that was. We can all be at peace.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to help him.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 5: It's like Roy Batty on the building at the end
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: of Blade Runner.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Exactly right. Any life is hard.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: I got a lot of Blade Runner out of it. No, actually, maybe.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: See, that's the nuances of this movie.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 9: Maybe it's more like Mary Poppins. She shows up, and
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 9: then once everyone's lives are better, then she leaves. Now,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 9: she causes a lot of chaos for the people who
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 9: don't live in that one house.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 9: But still, once that family gets back together, the deed
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 9: is done.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: She leaves.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: Same thing with Bigfoot.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 9: It's like, once they've patched their friendship, the deed is done.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 9: He can go back to the woods.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: You took film classes, didn't you?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 7: The wind changed it.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: The agent of chaos.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: Well, it is puzzling that Bruce Davison is in this,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: considering he's an Oscar nominee, an Emmy Award winner... For both,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: I think, writing and... Or for acting and directing. So it's... Yeah,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: it's weird that he has anything to do with this, but.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 9: Who was he nominated for an Oscar for?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: A longtime companion. Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 9: And there's... It's like, tell me before I just assume Willard.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: But... And again, you know, for geeks out there, he's
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: Senator Kelly from the X-Men movies. Yeah. But I don't know.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: The weird thing is he's only directed, like, two other things...
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: One was kind of like a kid's movie, but again,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: you said maybe they were all friends of him. The
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: kid's movie is about Christmas, and it stars Sherilyn Finn.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: So really, I'm starting to see maybe this was just
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: sort of, we all kind of know each other. Hey,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: you want to step in and direct this thing since
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: that guy fell out? It might have come together like that.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: He fell off of Lincoln's face.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 9: Or off the wagon, one of the two.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: But the other weird tie-in on the.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: After the big success of Harry and the Hendersons, they
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: made a TV series, The Dad, played by Bruce Davison. So,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: when you can't get John Lithgow... Yeah, he's the John
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: Lithgow for TV.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: I think he directed some of those.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was his first directing. Bruce Davison is the
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 9: Big K. Cole version of John Lithgow?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes he is. And I'm sure he puts that
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: on the top of his resume. Well, do we have
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: anything else on the Bigfoot fund here?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: Don't watch it.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 9: We can try, but.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: It's a little late for that. Don't watch it.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 9: It's a little bit late for us.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: I did find this. In looking for stuff on one
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: of these sites, there was a quote, and I'll credit
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: Walt Cliff here. Walt, if you're out there listening, I
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: like this quote. He says... I spoke with Bigfoot's agent.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: He said that Bigfoot was forced to do this movie
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: due to contract obligations. However, he is mortified that he
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: will be sharing the screen with Greg Brady and Danny Partridge.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: I just thought that was kind of funny. I was like,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: thank you, Walt. That kind of sums it all up
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: for us.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 19: I think the tagline for this movie should just be,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 19: way to fucking go.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: Isn't that every sci-fi movie? Asylum. Way to fucking go. Yeah.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 9: Had this premiered in theaters, I just could have pictured that.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 9: I've heard stories where allegedly like Janet Leigh and DeForest
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 9: Kelly and some of the others, like when they premiered
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 9: Night of the Lepus, they were just a classic, you know,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 9: cowering in their seats and a couple, I think, even
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 9: left before the film was over. I can imagine the
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 9: same would have happened had this been shown in a
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 9: theater versus just.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: Straight on television. Was there a premiere for this thing?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: On SyFy.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 19: I was going to say, I can just imagine a
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 19: red carpet event for sure.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 9: I think there were similar stories from when they premiered
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 9: The Giant Claw. No one had seen The Giant Bird
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 9: before the movie premiered.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: This was making the rounds in the Bigfoot world. Oh, cool,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: they're going to do a Bigfoot movie with Alice Cooper.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 7: And then they saw the trailer.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: And even in the Bigfoot world, they're like, oh, man,
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: this sucks.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy that people can recognize a terrible movie.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: There were people with no sense of perspective.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 10: There was a lot of hope, and then the actual
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 10: trailer came out, and it was universally praised.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: The hell you say. Not this fine movie.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 10: Sci-fi, the channel, you know, with all the wrestling and
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 10: the different name spelling, it's gotten so far away from
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 10: the concept of sci-fi. Could there actually legally be a
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 10: new cable channel that could call itself the science fiction
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 10: channel and still go?
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 9: We'll just call itself Sci-Fi SCI-FI again.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, even that and still get away with it.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 7: I think so.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: They gave up the rights to it, I bet.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 5: That could be part of their plan. Maybe they're going
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: to spin off the good stuff into some other realm
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: because it's just junk now.
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  Speaker 2: Like coming up with Spike.
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  Speaker 5: Well, they'll find a way to make you pay more
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  Speaker 5: for it. It's like Boomerang and Cartoon Network.
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  Speaker 9: Or like, what's the Nick at Night one? The TV
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  Speaker 9: Land channel.
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  Speaker 5: TV Land.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if they want to pay extra for this.
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  Speaker 7: Is there a Spanish language sci-fi channel?
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  Speaker 11: Actually.
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  Speaker 7: Chupacabra?
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  Speaker 9: Well, I was going to say, actually, now that I
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  Speaker 9: think about that, I probably would have found this entertaining
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  Speaker 9: had it been in Spanish and I had no fucking
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  Speaker 9: clue what people were saying.
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  Speaker 10: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, that leads to the question, is there a Spanish-speaking
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  Speaker 1: Danny Badaduchi somewhere?
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  Speaker 7: I'm sure they have their equivalent of our Danny Badaduchi.
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  Speaker 1: If there's anyone out there listening in Mexico or some
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  Speaker 1: Spanish-speaking country out there, let us know if... There's some
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  Speaker 1: equivalent to Danny Badaducci or Greg Brady.
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  Speaker 9: And then recommend the film to us as well.
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  Speaker 1: And then let us know, yeah, what movie we need
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  Speaker 1: to watch. Yeah, but it's got to be better than Bigfoot.
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  Speaker 2: Like I said to Brian, though, I think it was
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  Speaker 2: right when I was done watching it, I said I
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  Speaker 2: was glad they took a Tuesday and a half a
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday to make this.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And they did a fine job with it.
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  Speaker 2: It probably took as long to edit as it did
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  Speaker 2: for me to watch it.
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  Speaker 11: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: It took as long to make that title screen.
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  Speaker 9: They made it in Windows Movie Maker. Just drop the
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  Speaker 9: clips and call it done.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that how you do it?
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  Speaker 4: Come on.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I think that should wrap up Bigfoot. So with any luck,
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: as the evil plans go, I'm assuming we'll be back
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  Speaker 1: with more Bigfoot movies. We won't let this one break us.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to come back and find better Bigfoot movies
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  Speaker 1: and continue this series.
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  Speaker 7: You can only go up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 5: Very true.
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  Speaker 1: At least, you know, we had a movie that had
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: Alice Cooper die for us. I guess that says something.
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  Speaker 9: Because he died inside.
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  Speaker 5: There's that whole sub-genre of.
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  Speaker 10: We didn't really see him die. Maybe he was magically
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 10: saved and he'll come back in the sequel.
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  Speaker 1: If you believe in Alice Cooper... Clap your hands.
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  Speaker 2: They should have just made him shoot the final scene
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: and Alice Cooper.
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  Speaker 7: Was the one that took him. Alice had a cardboard stick.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Alice really is the best part of this movie. Let's
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: face it. He's the reason it probably got made, and
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: he was the best part of it for the two
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: and a half minutes he was on screen. Otherwise, that
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: about does it. We will return next week. Same geek time,
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  Speaker 1: same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 13: A hundred numbers on my wall Some of the names
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 13: I sometimes call I drop the coin And watch it.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 8: Fall Trying to get connected to you I thought that
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 8: I was all alone My.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 13: Softest pillow turned his heart to stone This is.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 15: The longest night on my.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 8: Own Lying here thinking of you.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 6: Sometimes I shake my head and I laugh to myself.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 13: I'd like to start again with somebody else.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm like a crooked toy forgotten on the shelf. Baby,
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: I could have been someone.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 6: I could have been something.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 8: It would have been nothing to die for you. Baby,
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 8: you're gonna need me. You better believe me.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: It would have been easy.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 6: To die for you.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 13: A million memories flood my brain Drown my sorrow, kill
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 13: my pain Where's my firstborn?
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 6: Here we're again Just another night to.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 13: Get through.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 6: All my neighbors scream for quiet at my door Shattered glass.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 13: And torn up photos on the floor Well, I couldn't
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 13: stand to see your pictures anymore.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: Baby, I could have been someone.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: I could have been something.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 11: It would have been nothing to die for you.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: Baby, you'll burn me down.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 8: You better believe me it would have been easy to die.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: For you these cuts are.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: A billion teardrops falling from my eyes But it's just
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 6: a joke now and I'm laughing at your lies You
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 6: made me hardest rock, now.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 7: I realize I could have been.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 11: Someone I could have been something It would have been
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 11: nothing To die for you Oh, you're.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 8: Gonna need me You better believe me It would have
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 8: been so easy To die.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 13: For you Yeah, I could have been someone I could
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 13: have been something It would've been easy to die for you.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're gonna need me.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: You better believe me.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: It would've been easy to die for you. Was this
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: movie atmospheric at all?
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: No. It was atmospheric.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: It was atmospheric.
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• 1:40:36
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• 1:40:38
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• 1:40:41
  Speaker 7: Talk hard!