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Below Deck Med & Real Housewives of Miami RECAPS! · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hello, everybody, welcome
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back, It's Tuesday. What is going on? I am here in the
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Cheetah room. Looking across to me right now is Emily Teresis. Well,
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hello, you look to you Royal Ramona, Royal blue. Are you in
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Ramona about Yeah? But also the Potomac gals are wearing a lot of this
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color this year. I noticed in their confessionals. Is that the hot color?
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The interviews? Oh my gosh, I just keep thinking about this Candice
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and Michael lawsuit, Like that's what's keeping me up at night, you know,
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because they are not talking about it on this show, and they're just
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like, it's freaking me out. Anyway. Okay, I know, I
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know, I know, and I don't like him so alleged I very firmly
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God God, oh shoot ye allegedly allegedly. Oh no, oh God,
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here comes here. We love Michael here. Okay, First off, thank
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you for listening, Thank you for being here. Grateful for all you guys.
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By the way, just on the heels of thanksgiving, all of y'all
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who have followed me over from Serious xm Over to my podcast. God bless
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you. You know what, just giving you a big hug. Grateful for
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you, those of you who show up to my Patreon and or the free
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one that's every Tuesday and Thursday. I just love and love and loving on
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you right now. So thank you so much. We've got a lot of
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new subscribers over on the Patreon. Grateful for that, Grateful for you,
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Emily. I'm grateful for you and all the darlings. Of course, yes,
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of course, of course. I have this hotline, this is Drama
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Darling hotline, and I would love it if you guys could call it at
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any point and just tell me what your Housewives holiday wish would be for the
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season, Like who do you want to make up? Who do you want
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to see? What housewife do you want to see come back? Which housewife
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do you want to see fired? Like what are the things that you want
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out of your Bravo experience this holiday season? So the number is seven four
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seven three two two one two eight eight seven four seven three two two one
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two eight eight. I'm gonna get all your Housewives holiday wishes, and I'm
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gonna just make a compilation and put some jingle bells behind it, and we
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will listen to our our wishes. I mean, because there's a lot going
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on and it's a vortex right now as we know, like we are in
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it. Yeah, and we have to put this the out so Bravo can
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hear. Yeah, we have to manifest what we want because I write I
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feel like you know, or maybe it's about Bravo kon like what do you
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want Bravo Con to be next year? Oh yeah, anything like related?
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What is your holiday wish? What would warm your heart? Also, I
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gotta do a little darling shout out to Your Bish Therapist, who has a
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podcast called Your Bish Therapist. It's on my network Phenomenal. It's once a
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week. You guys have got to check it out. She does basically psychological
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breakdowns of and her assessments about the Bravo personalities, but also some documentaries some
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things that are in pop culture and she's absolutely amazing. Melissa Reich, she
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has just completed her first season on her podcast, so that is up now.
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You can find it anywhere you listen to podcasts. She went out with
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a bang for her first season. She is recapped, well actually I shouldn't
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say recapped because that's what we do, but she did her analysis on the
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Netflix as well as Amazon documentaries about the Twin Flames universe, which has been
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noted as a cult and it is a very special episode. It's ending her
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season. She will be coming back next year with a second season. But
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you know, you can binge listen to any of her episodes because they're also
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great. She does everything from talking about like Melissa and eld millionaire. Uh
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to Melissa, you mean Monica, I wish, I wish Eldi millionaire,
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Eldie millionaire should Yeah, you're right, right right, sorry Monica and Eldie
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millionaire. Uh. To Kim and Croy to Twin Flames, I mean,
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you name it. She's got a lot of episodes up and you can listen.
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They're great. They are great. I listened to them all the time.
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Like what she has? I love it? Yeah, all the time,
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day night on repeat. So what what what? What? What do
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you have going on over there? Well? I want to give a little
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shout out. I meant to say this yesterday because I was at a Thanksgiving
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that I'm always at. I have my You know how you have your friends
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at certain friends' houses, but you only see them at those places. Yeah,
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And so I don't know a lot about all my Thanksgiving friends. But
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Sona is a darling, so I think, yeah, one of my Thanksgiving
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friends at the Acostas. What is a darling? So far over at the
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freaking Acostas over at the Acastas. Oh my god, you know what.
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That is such a great name for me to say from coming from Michigan and
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Sena too, so shout out to you, Sana, Yeah, Sona.
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Sorry, that's how I say it in my Midwest accent. I know,
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just turn it into whatever it sounds good in my ears, and that's what
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she likes. She's really fine about Just just say whatever name you want.
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She's fine with it. I actually have a very special ambassador that I have
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a tagline for, so Mike Ciseri. He has been following me from Serious
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Exemp all the way over to Patreon. He wrote his own tagline, oh
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my gosh okay, and I have put a little music behind it. So
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let's take a listen to Mike's Housewives tagline. Okay, my past may have
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had some unexpected twist, but my future is mine to design now. Yes,
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Mike, what you don't know is what's hidden in there is that he
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is a graphic artist. That's one of the things that he does. But
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I mean we would have known that because it would have been in all the
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trades out of him being on the show that Mike is designer in joining the
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cast all of the trades. So love you, Mike, and I love
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your tagline. That is an awesome tagline. Better than Karen Huger, that
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is for sure. Dang straight. Okay, so we have like a little
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bit of serving dish to get into serving before we serve some dish. Okay,
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apologize. Yeah, this is the segment where Emily and I say we're
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sorry that we don't know what we're talking about. Yesterday, Darlings, if
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you didn't hear, we were recapping Beverly Hills and what we thought Renee Erica
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Jane's mom quietly said was have you been to the farm? How many times
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have you been to the farm? Right? You've been to the farm,
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right, That's what I heard Tom Tom Girardi apparently his farm, right,
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and you and I both went there. We were both just like, yeah,
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we'd wonder about that farm. Well. Then the avalanche afterwards, the
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avalanche was over on Patreon, a lot of the Darlings got up in our
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grill. Okay, let's see here we got Tracy. Erica's mom asked her
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how much time she spent at that firm, Tom's legal firm, not farm.
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Doesn't have a legal firm, his law farm, his law farm.
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Ashley says, I heard it as the firm, not the farm. Diana,
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Hi didn't think. Erica's mom said, how many times did you go
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to that firm? Not farm? Meaning Erica had nothing to do with this
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his Shenanigans just to thought. Holly says, just rushed over the Patreon to
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say the firm Kelly firm, not farm. Ha ha ha dying Oh James,
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yes, volume up, Mi, Michelle me yelling at my phone.
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Firm, she said, the firm. I mean it goes on. It
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goes on, guys, And so thank you for these comments. We can't
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survive without you, you know this, right? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
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no, I mean thank you for not breaking into my home last night
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and making me really watch that episode darlings, because that's what I would have
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done as a listener. I'd be like, are you what car? Wrong
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way on the highway? Okay, So this is interesting. This is about
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Miami today. We're talking about Miami. We're talking about below deck men.
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That's on the that's the game plan, that's the agenda for today. But
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Page six had this story that they picked up from social media, saying that
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Lisa Hawkstein's boyfriend Jody gilt Glitten called off his wedding just before his first sighting
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with Lisa. Okay and Glidden and ex fiance Robbia met via a dating app
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and began seeing each other in twenty seventeen. Multiple insiders tell them this and
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what we know so far is at the link in our bio. Well.
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Jody responded to this in a very long social media post which I don't know
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who wrote, but maybe it was Lisa. He says, yes, I
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broke off an engagement a few weeks before I met Lisa. This article left
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out that Robbie and I broke up off and on all throughout the year,
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and in early August made it final. I didn't want to bring a baby
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into the world in such an unstable relationship because I have a little girl and
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I have an ex wife, and I remember what a great relationship felt like.
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Robbie and I never found that stability. Unfortunately, Lisa and I met
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for the first time. Weeks after the breakup. We went on a first
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date about three weeks after my final breakup. Well okay, and Lisa and
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I were not exclusive or serious until many months after that, which probably means
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he was still on and up with his X. Yeah, it just it
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goes on. There's something about an apartment, and it sounds like the X
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is talking about how that was their marital home. She asked him for money.
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It's just getting messy, but he says, to sum it up,
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we broke up almost a year and a half ago. Now, it's extremely
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disappointing that someone would team up to try and do this. Blah, but
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he blah. Lenny jumps in and he says, not true to Jody.
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I know when you started seeing Lisa because she told me about you. I
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also know that the recording device you've planned in my car as many has many
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previous recordings on it. Get a lawyer, you're gonna need one. And
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then Lisa says, unbelieve that you are engaging as a so called professional fifty
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seven year old man. This man, Jody, stepped up where you couldn't
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and take care of our children when you refuse to pay for your responsibilities instead
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of trying to attack this man, you should be thanking him. Wow.
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And you know what, they don't deny that the recording device was put into
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his car, Like, I know, that's crazy and Lenny will have allegedly
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crazy and Lenny will have a case if he did that. So yeah,
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yeah, if Jody did that or anybody does that, I mean I could
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have been you or me could have been allegedly now Michael Derby, Yes,
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allegedly. In other news, Nini and Cynthia were in Dubai together and yeah,
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the only thing that happens in Do Bye with Housewives is filming. So
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so there you go. Yeah, just putting it out there. Uh,
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we are going to skip any of the other news I have in lieu of
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getting right into our recaps because we've got Below Deck Med to talk about.
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We've got Miami to talk about. We're going to jump into Med Wow,
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below Deck Med Kyle. So yeah, well look, I uh, any
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any time I've said I had Kyle's back, I think that that's kind of
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that ship has sailed, Oh has it docked or has it it's anchor or
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did it go off into port A Fino. Well, no, it's in
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the widest port of all time because no one else wants to be in that
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port, whereas Pyle narrow. You gotta just you gotta go into this port.
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No one knows what they're doing. We're a huge boat. We're the
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biggest, you know, vessel in here. No one's paying attention. I
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am relying on my deck crew, but everyone's quitting. You know, this
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is super yacht is a freaking mess. Yes, I mean it's great.
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Yeah, I mean I I love it. I mean I I thought,
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like, Okay, we're gonna get Kyle on his best behavior, and he
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can't even keep together for one charter and like poor to me, like she's
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seeing all the writing on the wall. But yeah, Kyle, Kyle gets
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it help himself. He liked not keep it together. He is so ready
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to just pop at any second when he's trying his We saw him trying his
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very best and the fitted sheets when he's trying to explain to her laundry,
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and that's the that's the most patient you're ever gonna get him in a stressful
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situation. And I will never ever keep my tempa under control. Like I
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get this guy. He is just he's a bomb waiting to explode it any
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second. Yeah, my hunch is had he and Sandy not had that second
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talk where she was kind of like okay, yeah, great, you're showing
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me leader right now, or whatever she said to him, where she basically
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was like, okay, pressure's off a little. If they hadn't had that,
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I do wonder if we would have seen a Kyle side of Kyle that
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like was amazing, Like I wonder if he had to have that like weight
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of Sandy's pulled off right. Yeah, Well, the fact that he she
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just you know, obviously that whole speech, I have ears, I have
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eyes, I have white caprice. Okay, you think they're going to get
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by my white caprice. Here they come. They're gonna get They're gonna see
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you when you're least likely looking. I'm gonna catch you. And then she's
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just basically, you know, ripping him to shreds about his screaming matches and
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saying like you want to be a chief stew No, not like you know,
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no one like you. I don't want anyone like you on my vessel.
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I will put you on the dock so quickly. And uh ah,
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you're bullying, you're screening your lack of respect. I mean, she just
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kept going and I have never seen her this past before. And sure enough,
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Kyle, he looked like a yeah, he was scared straight, you
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know. Yeah. And I don't mean straight as in like going from you
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know, sexuality. I just mean that old eighties television show Scared Straight,
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the prison show. Like that's what it was giving me. And then he
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goes to his room. I mean he's in fight or flight and he's like
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he's in full flight out mode and he's like he couldn't even get it out.
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I think he was so scared. He was like, I'm like,
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you couldn't even talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's
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what I mean. And then to me kind of had his back. That
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was amazing how she handled it. Yes, she kind of had to be
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the good cop there, even though she could she kind of was starting to
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put it all together too, but like she was, it was the right
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move to be a good cop. She needed him. I mean, now
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we're getting in a green third stew NAT's gone and now Kyle's leaving. Not
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to mention Max, but that's a whole other issue, right, I mean,
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I just so she was Yeah, I like that she did say like
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though I don't agreefully, you know, with the way you're behaving or whatever.
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She said in a much better way by allowing by talking him down.
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I was actually too surprised that he was talkable. He was receptive to her,
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Yeah for sure. Yeah. She was like, we got to make
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money, like just stay. So yeah, and then Max tells Luca he's
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cashing in and leaving. Lara kind of convinces him to stay, but then
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Max ends up telling Sandy that he wants to leave, and she's like,
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she wasn't even miked, no, and she was giving him such nice like
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it's so good to have you on the boat, like totally like just peppering
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him with the kindest things. Yes, Asset, And you're right, she
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wasn't miked like she wasn't. That seemed unplanned. It was, Yeah,
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it really really was. Dang it, everyone's dropping like flies on this vessel.
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And so I like that she was doing, you know, positive reinforcement,
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positive reinforcement. I think that was that works well for childlike people,
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you know what I mean, It worked well for adult like people too.
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I'm gonna just tell you adults, he's got our children inside. No,
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I you everybody, I was gonna say, if you come screaming at me,
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or you're gonna let me steer the ship, I'm gonna want to be
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your pal if you let me steer the ship. Yes, and you get
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to wear a little hat a honk the horn, you know. Yes,
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I mean it was great. But she's so smart. Her leadership skills are
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just top notch because she knows to give people responsibility to like the positive reinforcement,
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it's always gonna win. I mean, that's what we really want,
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is people. You know, we want to feel like superstars. I know.
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But but here's the thing I do think Kyle could have. I just
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want to see what that looks like with Kyle not forgiven just yet that would
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be did he He was the one that came up to the bridge to apologize
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to Sandy. That's what opened that the second time, right, she didn't
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cry him up. Correct, just before that second charter, like, he
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spent the day getting everything ready and Jack not speaking to and then he went
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up to Sandy for the say, like I've thought about it, I talked
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inn at which he was referring to the night before or early morning hours.
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That was misleading for sure. Well yeah, I'm willing to give him the
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time. Is so weird for them too, because like that was in the
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middle of the night, kind of the day, and I don't know when
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he talked to Sandy. He even had a chance, he didn't get the
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opportunity to, so we had to put it in there. Yeah right,
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you're right, yeah, so but I think like, yeah, Sandy,
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Sandy was a little uh too quick to be like great, but then they
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had this charter coming in so she could charge. Weird. The thing is
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is that you're on TV too, Like Kyle, it's his to lose.
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Yeah, He's was such a superstar, you know when he first stepped onto
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the scene, and his personality is so great. He creates on drama but
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also has been good drama. And then it's just gone too far and now
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it's really hard to be a cheerleader because you're like, like you can't even
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keep it together when you know you're on camera, you know, And that's
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really an issue with many people on reality television obviously, is that they get
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so comfortable on the camera that they forget to even be on their best behavior.
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But yeah, it's gotta be tricky too, because Bravo will they want
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Kyle. Kyle is amazing, but Sandy or someone that has a ship is
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probably like, I can't. I gotta keep these charters going, so I
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can't have the most crazy villain of all time, Right, I have a
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douchebag charter coming up where someone won't eat eggs outside. Okay, I gotta
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handle these people. I gotta make them have fun, you know, smiles,
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serve that good energy out, you know. Put those water toys.
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She was nuts about those water toys. Oh my god, they've got rejected
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hard. And Sandy's like, no, no, no, you're gonna love
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them. You're gonna love them whether you like them or not. Okay,
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get your fucking ass on that banana. Oh my god. And they did.
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And she was right, she was She's always right. Yeah, And
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I swear did they get like a bottle of oil out and like squirt it
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on the slide so they would even go down by go down to soap?
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Right, it's like soap. Oh think it's like dish soap. So I
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mean, obviously they've got the right kind that's gonna go into the ocean water.
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So it's got to be something that's Oh I'm sure, I'm sure,
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it's very eco friendly soap. That's wonderful for the reefs, right, yeah,
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all right, guys, we gotta go really rebuild the reef on your
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excursion day, all right, remember Jason, Yeah did that? Yeah?
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That was Their faces were just like, oh, what, whatever you do
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is going to have hurdles and turtles. Whatever you're gonna do is gonna have
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turtles. Whatever you're gonna do is gonna have water slides. Yeah. They
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got kind of cute with the whole Max's Eiffel Tower meter, you know,
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yeah, they did. They had They had a lot of fun with that,
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a lot of fun. You know, it's fine, it's fine.
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What is but Jack's silent treatment, you know, that running theme through the
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whole episode killed me. It just was so funny to me, Like he
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really stuck in there, I know. And the thing is, like as
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much as I am like Kyle is a maniac, I'm also like Jack,
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you don't even know the whole story. Like all you see is Nat coming
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down here to try to win you over. You don't know what's going on
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up there. So well, at the end of the day, the problem
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is Kyle, you know, oh totally. But I'm also like, Jack,
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you got to talk to this guy. He will have to talk to
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him. Yeah, but he knows he's a coleman to nomane up, so
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he's not gonna talk to him in his gallery. And Kyle is just so
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uncomfortable. And it's just so funny to me because Jack's just a nice guy
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and he's just given him the silent treatment. And yeah, I do think
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though head went. I will. I am curious to see when Jack watches
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the season back. I mean he's just gonna say he was right. But
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I mean he can't see how Natalie was working it upstairs and think I mean
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internal politics. Not she did a great job in terms of the work put
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out. But I he's got to see it and be like that was a
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lot, you know. So I hope he can see that, but he
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probably won't home. Yeah, probably stick with his guns. Hey, where's
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my underwear? Oh my god? Can I get my undies back? I
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need all right? I know, I love to take off my bra and
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just let the fenders hang down, you know what I mean, Just relax,
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But I need my skins. I got my kinke skins. I need
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them. Ride a cowgirl right now? All right, these capriz They feel
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good. But when yeah, like breezy, breezy, Caprizy, Sandy,
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you're getting that sand in your sandy, Yeah, Sandy, yeah yeah.
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When they left with all that luggage, I was like, there is one
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Sandy Pandy in there and one sock, one of her socks. Which bag
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is it in? I don't know, but they Oh my god, just
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her walking around looking for her under underrus just killed me. Oh man,
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and then having to radio at the captain's like my underpand oh, cruel crew,
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where's my underpants? Their famous Oh good. I will say that she
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does the right thing. If you're gonna wear white capris, you wear uh
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news whatever, yeah, whatever your nude would be, wear that color under
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white. Absolutely, you can't wear white under white. What you're saying exactly
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as well as other colors. But white doesn't cut it either because you can
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see the white. That's right. Well, that's your underwear PSA for today.
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I'm sure we'll have to be back tomorrow with mores. Whatever your flesh
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tone, wear that color under your quiet capris for your white party. Oh
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god. So oh, then theyre doc They docked in Porto Fino, and
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they did such a good job that. She's like, hey, everybody who
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wants an ice cream cone? She was so invested in their flavors. What
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did you get? Coffee flavor? You get it? Get it? Triple
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cone with some sprinkles, huh, Come on, kids, copper a cone?
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Sugar waifer, what are you gonna get? I mean, I love
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that about Sandy though. I'm getting a banana split I'm gonna get. She
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just gets like the craziest. She's like, look at this. It looks
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like fucking water toys in here. Make my eyes cream look like water toys.
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Give me the ice cream slide, ice cream slide. Yes. Oh,
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God love them, God love her, God love her. She's just
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inside. She's in her room, just like freaking out. She's like,
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this charter is going down on handbasket. I've got it. Pump them up.
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I gotta get him ice cream. I gotta let someone drive the boat.
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I gotta let someone bring me into port because I'm losing them. I'm
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losing them fast. Even Norma can't help me. And poor Lily, the
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new chief ste I mean she is in over her head. I mean in
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over her head and laundry. That's a disaster. I again, it's terrible,
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terrible. I can't. No one should run that steamer anyway, But
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you do not want a brand new, never done laundry before kid running that
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steamer on those dresses. What are they thinking? I don't know, because
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she has service. Laundry is like a skill, like but she did have,
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Yeah, they had. But she said that on her uh resume or
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CVS that it that she had service. Like, can't she be in service
28:56
just helping to carry ship upstairs? Someone's gotta do laundry. It can't,
29:03
Jessica. She's too busy in bed with Luca every two seconds and she do
29:08
you see the way she ruffles around in those covers. She can't do laundry.
29:12
I'm afraid she. All of them just keep sliding out of that bed
29:17
like they're putting that dish soap on the bed. I know, I just
29:19
slip sliding. Yeah, at night, the water slides in the beds.
29:25
Yeah, a little prank. I gotta keep their spirits up, gonna frank
29:30
them. Yeah, next week they're gonna fall out of bed again. They're
29:37
falling out of bed, and yeah, this seems from next week. This,
29:41
I will say, this has been very entertaining it's been a little bit
29:45
of a slow burn up until about last week, but I loved it.
29:51
And then now I'm like, holy shit, like, well, so NAT's
29:55
gonna come back. What about Jessica? Oh yeah, Jessica gets upset about
29:59
Luca because does Luca hook up with Lily? Well, now it seems like
30:04
maybe his girlfriend, which I'm like, oh my god. By the way,
30:08
his girlfriend is Katie Flood, who is on Winter House right now.
30:17
Oh, and we've seen her on below Deck before. Below Deck he met
30:22
she was on with Malia and so and they're both Malia and Katie are both
30:27
on Winter House now, so that's who he's texting, Oh my god,
30:32
and not Jamie, remember Jamie? Right? Yeah? Yeah, So yeah,
30:37
we don't know. And then the last scene from next week is Jessica
30:41
kissing Max oh like pretty much right in front of Lily. Oh okay,
30:48
okay, but then who is the girl not kisses Luca. Then they have
30:53
they have a joining of the heads, but I don't know if they kiss.
30:57
Oh a temple touch. They called it the old temple touch. I
31:03
love how we're trying to recap all of next week based on three seconds of
31:07
a promo at the end, but it is going to get heated up.
31:11
Meanwhile, these guests want Chippendale dance, big surprise. I hate I hate
31:18
it so much annoying. If again, I know I've said this one thousand
31:22
times. So if it was a bunch of dudes and they were like,
31:25
go tell the girls at work on the boat to take their clothes off and
31:29
dance for us, if we would be in court like you can't. I
31:33
don't understand why these women think that that's all right? I hated it.
31:38
Well, it was a female empowerment charter. Emi, what so you know
31:44
what's empowering telling men what to do, and that's empowering. No, because
31:48
for years they've told us what to do and guess what, it's international waters
31:53
botch. Now take our clothes off. I mean, god, but they
32:00
were up for it. I just I think that they were. I mean,
32:02
who knows. I saw sutt and leave. I saw sut and leave.
32:06
She got pissed and she left off that charter Sutton strat Okay, yeah,
32:14
all those women were wearing skirts. No one should have known. They
32:17
did not want to get called up Sandy's Like, I got a bunch of
32:21
capriz I can lend you if you want to put these pants on. Something's
32:27
like, ah war my white capris. Name them name the Capris. So
32:35
they have a crew night out. Max is interested in Lily and then Kyle
32:39
hears like Jack and Lily talking and he's just oh, full diva moment.
32:47
And then his confessional was like Jack, nothing is going to bring a princess
32:52
bake. You're influencing Lily. I see it. I hear it, and
32:58
now you've opened a book a word. I mean, I was like,
33:00
okay, evil character from Harry Potter Welcome. It was so evil and villain
33:07
like. It was almost so he like switched out his eyebrows for this,
33:12
and the lighting was different on him. It was like I'm seeing I mean
33:16
in my head he was lit red. I saw it too. I saw
33:22
too. I saw a smoke. He had a pitchfork. Yeah, I
33:30
was that and that that was chilling. It really was, because he was
33:35
so calm about it, and he just like he was just like, you
33:39
are fucked. And then I was like Kyle, no, dude, you're
33:44
fuck. He's the chef. You can't be on his bad side. I
33:47
know, no one wants to be on the chef's bad side, Like that's
33:52
insane. Nothing is gonna bring your princess bag. You're influence, Yes,
34:01
I hear it. And now you've opened up the worm. Kyle. Can
34:07
I see you in the bridge? Yes, ma'am crazy. Well it was
34:15
a it was a fun episode. It was good, it was it was
34:19
I'm really especially like in the last couple episodes. I'm really looking forward to
34:24
it. Well, like there's you know, there's always some times still waters
34:30
sure, absolutely, I mean I couldn't agree with you more. You know,
34:34
what are we going to do? No, I want you to agree
34:36
with me more. I couldn't agree with you more and more. So should
34:42
we move on? We move on to Jammy? Okay, great, So
34:46
let's talk about Miami. Oh oh my goodness, Adriana, Okay when new
34:52
Field Miami? Yeah, guys, we have some news about Marcus Jordan.
35:22
Oh yeah, right, So I like I found this, Uh we found
35:28
this last week. Actually you sent it to me and then I just haven't
35:30
had a chance to like mention it. Hye, Miami, miamy got style
35:39
Larsa Pippin's man. Marcus Jordan's settles six figure lawsuit over credit card debt.
35:47
So it looks like he couldn't pay his bills. He agreed to pay ten
35:53
thousand dollars a year, okay a mile. So I'm reading this on Reality
36:06
Tea and it's basically saying that American Express dragged him to court for failing to
36:12
pay a six figure credit card bill, and he was going through these financial
36:16
issues and you know, obviously we're seeing on the show that him and Larsa
36:22
are in cloud nine, but he was secretly in hot water, according to
36:27
Radar Online. So it says that he stopped paying as an American Express bill
36:32
right around the same time he started gallivanting around town with Larsa, and American
36:39
Express issued Marcus a business platinum card back in twenty sixteen. Under his LLC,
36:45
he runs a business in the Orlando, Florida called The Trophy Room,
36:49
which is an elevated retail boutique expression inspired by the Trophy Room within the Jordan
36:54
family residence. The card issuer said that he had an un paid balance of
37:00
one hundred and fifty seven thousand dollars but stop paying in twenty twenty two.
37:04
AMAX ended up filing a lawsuit in December twenty twenty two to collect the debt,
37:09
and in the court case, Marcus agreed to pay the unbalanced unpaid balance
37:14
in ten thousand dollars installments. So it's looking like he he's made some of
37:22
those payments. And I guess it's going. Going from not paying your bill
37:27
to suddenly dropping ten thousand a month is quite the pivot, they say,
37:31
with the balance paid off, AMAX has Oh, so I guess it is
37:35
completely paid off. Amax has dismissed his case against Marcus. Wow, he
37:42
came up with that money fast. Well. Yeah, I mean, I
37:45
think Marcus Jordan is the Michael Jordan of trying to get his dad's attention.
37:52
There, I said it. He's the goat. He's the greatest of all
37:55
time trying to get his dad's attention, and he does it in many ways,
38:01
dating Larsa on the reality show and then having a trophy room to replicate
38:12
his dad's trophies. I mean, nobody's done it better. He's iconic,
38:15
the Michael Jordan of needing daddy's attention. Yeah, but uh, I mean
38:25
look, I think I mean the thing, he paid it back very quickly.
38:31
Yeah, and I can't I can't believe that. H Yeah, Wow,
38:37
I don't know how that. I don't know how their finances work,
38:38
but I know that his dad's a billionaire, So one might wonder did Marcus
38:45
get himself in a position where his dad would have to help him and therefore
38:51
pay attention? Right? Yeah, I mean yeah probably, or Larsa was
38:58
like, hold on, let me do some foot Okay, here's the money.
39:01
That took ten minutes. Here you go, honey. Well, if
39:06
that happened, we'll see it on Miami Miamy. Yeah. Such a weird
39:14
dynamic. It is wild. I still can't get over it. And he's
39:16
also they just are such a likable couple when they're together. Now, the
39:22
more they film together, I'm like, so pro Larson Marcus. I just
39:27
I don't know. You know, time will tell. Yeah, I reserve
39:30
the right to pivot right out of it, But I mean I like them
39:34
together. Look, I might even listen to their iHeartRadio podcast. Who knows.
39:37
I'm not going to do that, but I do like them together.
39:40
I won't either, I wont I'll be listening to Hanging maath thriand but he
39:49
look until unless Meredith Marx has Marcus and Larson hanging mayath Ran, Oh,
39:55
they're available they are very they are just trying to lie. I'm not up
40:00
crossover. Yeah to Teas and a Marcus, I'd listened to that. I
40:07
would listen to that too. Yeah. I will say this if you just
40:13
totally take it for what it is, Larsa and Marcus. Fine. The
40:17
second I think about it for more than two seconds, I'm like, oh
40:22
God, this is so weird. I know, I can't get I know.
40:25
Yeah, I don't know how they are well they are because they love
40:29
it. They thrive on it. Yeah, for sure. Do you hear
40:31
that helicopter landing in my yard? I do? Oh, is your hollipad
40:36
activated again? Because I know for a while it was under construction. Yeah,
40:39
I put it in for Anthony and Nicole. They're coming over. Yes.
40:45
Are you guys gonna go yacht chopping? Probably? I mean what else
40:52
are we gonna do? Yacht chopping? Certainly not going to plan a wedding.
40:55
We know that, for gosh, dark like the amount of scenes that
40:59
they have had about out not planning a wedding. They could have planned then
41:02
have had a wedding. You know what I'm saying, just a lowe.
41:05
I mean, it's such a so annoying to hear people talk about weddings.
41:09
Yeah, and I've been thinking to your point about what you said about like,
41:15
yeah, no, but you know, I know what they're doing.
41:17
They're trying to they're trying to make it so it's the perfect time for it
41:21
to be a reason why they renew their contract and maybe get a little like
41:25
more from But not that they need the money, but I think that they
41:29
need. They like the attention. I love it. But to your point,
41:32
like I do think about them not being married and ship hitting the fan
41:37
medically for one of them, that's not going to be. But yeah,
41:40
we I know we've talked about that, but I do hope that they have
41:44
that figure they vote. They are there insurance life insurance. Yeah there,
41:53
you know they're a risk. Yeah, they are very much risk. They
41:57
need boardlife insurance. You're a stupid woebed. You need to get bured.
42:01
You decide all the documents lard for me. I don't way you make the
42:07
same mistake I did. I was gonna say, you have to say I
42:09
made the mistake for good of my life. Yeah, she's gouldn't be the
42:13
salt women. And he like as much as she wants as long as she
42:16
says at the end, don't be like me, you know, YEH might
42:21
want to lead with that. I was completely offended by Vicki, but then
42:27
she redeemed herself at the end by calling herself stupid. Yeah, like they
42:32
want to have another baby before getting married and blah but blah blah. Yeah.
42:37
Yeah, well, I mean, God bless, I'm I actually really
42:42
like them on the show so well. They're falling a little flat this season
42:47
so far in terms I love I love them on the show. I think
42:52
their money is insane and like we definitely need that, you know, I
42:55
want to see housewives shopping for boats. But so the fact that Nicole's a
43:00
doctor, I don't know. I always just feel comfortable because I feel like
43:04
there's a grown up in the room with Nicole. So I don't want her
43:07
to be like, you know, screaming or something like that, or even
43:12
just like manic. She's great the way she is to me. I think
43:16
every cast kind of needs that they all need, like grown up in the
43:21
room. They don't all have that. They have people that think that they
43:23
are but they're not. God. Yeah, anytime a housewife says like I
43:30
have class, grown up, like stop, we all know. Yeah,
43:37
I did think it was very funny getting another scene with Julia practicing her opera
43:43
and with Adriana behind the piano and this other opera singer. Are you still
43:47
not wanting this to happen? It's a big mistake. It's a mistake.
43:53
I'm living for it. It's it's funny. It's so cringey. But I
43:58
do love it. And she did improve from last week to this week.
44:02
She improved. That's nice of you. Yeah, because she got a little
44:07
more comfortable in front of the camera. I think, because I think that
44:09
really threw her off last week, doing all the words all through the song,
44:15
and then also having it filmed this week. I think that the opera
44:20
coach or singer director, whatever was, I think gave her great advice fake
44:25
it till you make it, pushed through, and I think just getting through
44:30
it, and I think that was a good She did a good job,
44:34
I have to say. And I know we've talked about this, but Peacock
44:37
took on Miami at some point, and then now Bravo has it back.
44:42
But the lighting is so good on these girls. Julia looked stunning when she
44:47
was singing and she wasn't wearing a lot of makeup, and that's what it
44:52
was. But the lighting is so good on these girls, and they light
44:58
they light them so well, no matter why, if they're at a cafe
45:01
or they're in Adriana's white light piano room, like it doesn't matter. Jim
45:08
in the basement of the building with a steak, you name it. It's
45:13
hot. I mean, but think of any other sprinter van they're kind of
45:16
like, they're not well lit shots. But in Miami, it's like they're
45:21
at a photo shoot. And that is brand my past. Let's listen to
45:27
Mike Sagline again. My past may have had some unexpected twists, but my
45:31
future is mine to design. Yes, Mike, to light design. Go
45:37
to Miami, Mike, Yeah, we got to get your lighting. Actually,
45:42
we need it in every other city. It's all about the lighting.
45:46
It really is about the who oh sorry, Sandy, all right, I
45:52
felt a little psychotic doing both characters just then. But it is it's a
46:00
amazing They just do a great job. It looks great, The women look
46:01
amazing. But that production team must show up early to light all those scenes.
46:09
They must get They must get there at like ten hours ahead of time.
46:14
They must show early. Well what is there time to light? I
46:20
mean, they should be showing up early on everything. But I just think
46:23
it's better equipment. I think the camera is better. Oh, for one,
46:28
the camera's better. That's for one. Okay, that's for one.
46:31
And then what's for two? Well, I mean I think that they have
46:37
the lighting. I think the gaffer, the lead gaffers just fire, you
46:42
know what I mean, just fire. I don't know, I know,
46:47
I know what's for two? What Atriana's intestines? Lord? I mean,
46:55
I you know, sketological humor fine, but sometimes it can just be a
47:02
little too much, and I'm like, okay, I get it, Like
47:06
you know. I also didn't really think that they were that upset. I
47:12
didn't think. I didn't believe she was that upset about them talking about her
47:15
in the bathroom, because I was like, you just made this announcement.
47:19
They were basically unless there was something we didn't hear in the hot mic moment
47:23
of Marsol and Alexi in the bathroom, but we would have heard it,
47:28
they would have played it. I just didn't take I just didn't think our
47:31
Adriana had to take it to an eleven from that. Oh god, she's
47:36
like the Kyle of Miami. She just cannot behave. She cannot flip out,
47:43
you know, And you're saying Kyle from below Deck, not Richard's.
47:46
I just wanted to get our deck. Yes, yeah, God forbid,
47:52
because Kyle from below Deck is dating Morgan and I just want to be va
48:00
Eva being a paparazzi picture with Morgan. I will wear the edgy earrings.
48:14
Edgy. Well, yeah, that that sprinder van was a little weird.
48:19
It just was weird. And then we find out that Alexi and Todd have
48:22
those, do they or do they not have those toilets that are interlocking the
48:28
old SNL bit the love Do you remember that old comersual the love toilet?
48:32
Yeah, I don't know if they have that or she saw that and wanted
48:37
that, but I either way was dry heaving. So the way I needed
48:42
to leave that Sprinner van and never go back again from what they gave us.
48:45
I can't that said, if they have if they have that and they're
48:52
and those are made, I need that one of those to be a bravocn
48:54
for photo opportunities. So fair, okay, that's fair. At some point,
49:00
Adriana and Marisol are getting into a fight. Lisa had confirmed that Todd
49:06
didn't say that Adriana was the problem. Lisa's trying to team up with,
49:08
you know, with Adrian at this point. But Marisol and Adriana fight,
49:14
and Alexia and Adriana and at some point Adriana calls Marisol a drunk. Marisol
49:20
says, to fuck off, bro. She loves to say bro. And
49:25
then Alexi is like, why would you say that? I'm happy because I'm
49:29
finally with a man with money. And then the next thing, you know,
49:31
where to make a wish charity basketball game, to which Adriana is in
49:37
the bathroom crying, and it's like like Gerdy was having to get them up
49:45
and going when she's the one who's actually dealing with cancer. I mean,
49:47
this was unbelievable. My thought on all that was, I don't know if
49:53
these gals intended it, but I think that they the elephant in the room
49:59
was Gerty in that sprinner Van and I wonder if they were all like,
50:02
uh, and they were just looking for a distraction and not even realizing what
50:07
they were creating. That's a good point because it didn't come up in this
50:09
episode. Obviously, when last episode, Larsa just told everybody about Gerdi's cancer,
50:16
right, and they all said they were not going to bring it up.
50:21
They each individually in their interview prior to like, as they're showing the
50:24
sprinter van Marissa, everybody was like, I'm not bringing that. I do
50:30
not want to bring this up. And then they showed Larsa and they were
50:32
like the person that told everybody. That montage of her telling everybody was classic.
50:39
Yeah, yeah, I think that good job. So we didn't talk
50:47
about Gerty's cancer. Way to go, everybody, And I did appreciate that
50:54
Gerty said, like your problem, these problems are so small right now,
51:00
Like, yeah, it's obviously on Gerty's mind. And it was sweet that
51:04
Russell wrote with them that Russell, oh yeah, and so did Marcus.
51:08
Well, Marcus was the coach. Oh yeah, that's true. Also,
51:15
Adriana is so selfish. I mean her being like I'm not going to have
51:20
Marisol and Alexei at my house for the cancer part fun. Oh my god,
51:22
I'm not going to have people at my house that hate my guts.
51:25
I'm like, wow, really, you're really gonna do this and you're going
51:30
to say this to Gertie. I want to think that the producer saw that
51:35
coming a mile away and were like, u uh, Adriana, you should
51:38
have it here at your house. And then she offered it to Julia.
51:42
Yeah right, because they knew that Adriana was going to pull the cord.
51:45
Yeah. And then it did seem weird because she was like, uh yeah.
51:52
Julia was like, oh no, my venue on having problems when my
51:58
venue. I tried to book a venue through goats and they never got back
52:01
to me, and so now I don't know what to do who And Adrian
52:15
is like, oh, have it here. This is the porch, this
52:19
is the lawn. I'm like, this is ridiculous. He is a forest,
52:23
thick ass forest. Like I was like, where where? I mean,
52:28
it's gorgeous. I love it from the room. Yeah, but and
52:32
then I thought maybe it's a lot smaller than I realize it's going to be.
52:36
And also like that's the only option. It's like that one corner.
52:39
I'm like, it's just like a peepee pad for a dog, Like get
52:44
a weed whacker and start putting some stuff down. Hun Toddle like that,
52:51
Todd'll be into that. Alexia, you can have the night off. They
52:55
totally made him out to be some freak, some freak because like, hey,
53:00
piss all over my face. It's like what but I mean it was
53:05
si context because Todd loves a little freakiness. Hey piss on my nuts?
53:12
What whoa Todd? I was just let's just talk about that dog. He
53:15
saw some peanuts out there. It's when he was pretending like I was a
53:19
dog, and that's what he was saying. The editors are just having a
53:22
field day with him. Oh my god, that's perfect. That's Todd.
53:27
That's our Todd. That's our Todd, you know, just in the basement
53:30
of that building, eating steak, working out, having the time of his
53:34
life. But Alexia finally tells Adriana that, like, you're the problem.
53:40
Todd hates you like Todd, like hates you like Todd, Like, oh
53:47
my god, like he hates you, all right, hate me? I
53:53
don't understand. Does he hate me? No? He told me, he
53:58
told me he didn't. I saw him, And Lisa's like, yeah,
54:00
Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny,
54:04
Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. Todd said no, he doesn't hate her.
54:08
How about Lisa's kids? Logan Logan wanting the unicorn and then eventually we
54:14
call it saying that unicorn is trash. I'm like, are we in Jersey?
54:23
Also, oh god, I just got the cringies. When when Lisa's
54:28
like, well, I just have my kids called Jody uncle Joe, I'm
54:31
like, that's disgusting, Like you're doing. It's the cliche thing where it's
54:39
like my mom had a lot of uncles when I was growing up. It's
54:44
like, yeah, we know this now, so let's not perpetuate this stereotype
54:50
of having the boyfriend be your uncle. Like Lisa says one thing and she
54:53
does the other. You know, she's fighting in front of her kids and
54:58
talking about how she doesn't want want this to affect them, but all she
55:00
does is film and fight with them in the room. And then she's got
55:05
an uncle. You know. She had Logan write that reply that Jodie put
55:09
on Instagram. Logan wrote that she has Logan on all the accounts smart.
55:15
The kid is smart. He is a cutie. And she's like, yeah,
55:21
you know, they look at him as a playtoy, that's what she
55:23
says, Just like I do. He's my playtoy. I mean, I
55:30
don't trust that Jodie Guy and Lisa. I don't trust any of her choices.
55:37
And I love those kids. The oxygen therapy for Frankie looks cool.
55:43
That's a big thing. Yeah, that is a big thing. That's NFL's
55:46
doing that for CTE and stuff. Oh that's a treatment. Yeah. I
55:52
remember Meghan King Edmunds. Megan King, she was doing that for her son,
55:57
like very early on, and she was documenting at all on. I
56:00
wonder if it was on the show or if it was just on her social
56:04
media, or maybe it was just both, but she went on, I
56:07
don't remember on the show, Okay, then it was probably just on her
56:10
social media. But it was really good, and you know, it's amazing.
56:14
I mean it's so expensive, but like if you have the money to
56:16
do these types of therapies, these new you know, they're not totally proven
56:22
yet, but it seems like amazing. I mean, Frankie fell asleep right
56:24
in there. He was like loving life and he's just I just love him
56:30
so much and he's just he's just full of love, that guy, you
56:32
know, I know, I know, And it's like when you really think
56:37
about like he I think, when was that accident twenty eleven. So this
56:42
has been a long journey for that family. Mm hmmm, but yeah,
56:46
I really he's a sweetie. Yeah, it was very nice to see any
56:52
boy. Cracks me up too. And you know what, also, Alexia
56:57
is so good with him, and she almost like to me the way she
57:01
is with him, and she can't do any wrong, even though yes she's
57:07
a human, But like, because she's so good with him, I just
57:09
like really love her. Oh me too, me too, Yeah, so
57:15
I agree, I agree. Anything else you want to talk about? Line?
57:22
And in the show? Are you getting on the little toys? Oh
57:29
my god, we almost forgot At the basketball game, everybody killed themselves.
57:32
Like on the court, they all got her, like Larsa and Marcus.
57:37
They're super competitive. They were fine and their team won. But Adriana fell,
57:42
Keiki twisted her ankle twice, and Marisel fell. They're gonna have some
57:45
bruises. Did you see the scenes from next week? Maricel's in a sling
57:51
and Kiki's on crutches. Adriana, I don't know how she bounced back,
57:58
but I thought Marisol was going to shatter into a million pieces on that floor
58:02
when she fell. Yeah, and the fact that she oh no, oh,
58:09
I mean she's basically just a Martini glass, that's what she's made up.
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Yeah, she's made out of a Martini glass. That's shit. Oh
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no, she is fragile stemware, that is Marisol. I gotta glue myself
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back to again. Oh no no. But then she got right back up
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and she was like hustling, like the adrenaline slung. But then when you
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see those scenes and her arms and a sling, I was like, okay,
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okay, I kind of right, yeah, yeah for sure. Oh
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no, my drinking hand, that's okay, I'll use my other drinking hand.
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I have to drinking hands. I was born my gosh, wow,
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I can drink just as good with my right as I can my left.
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No, I'm a dextrous drinker. Am a hour? What I said?
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Amma dextress drink? Oh my bad, Marisol, my bad saying it sounds
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like a drinking I wasn't sure if you really heard me or you were joking.
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Good one, good one. Yeah. Both both can be true,
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Amy, Yes they can, as Jamison says, two things can be true.
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Well, let's see, how long have we been recapping for Oh not
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bad so We've been pretty succinct about it. Okay, now we're in.
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All right, Well, Darling's gotta gotta get your asses over to piss yourself
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recaps tomorrows. Salt Lake City is over there, Bachelor Golden Baucher's coming back
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over there, and uh Winterhouse and uh in Beverly Hills is Thursday. Yeah,
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so much, so much, just so yeah, my Amy, my
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Amy, she's got style. Sorry, yes, oh, Adriana, she's
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working with famed music producer. Uh, all right, we'll go out with
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this song, Bye everybody. It's a slow fade