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The Woody Show January 29th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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  Speaker 3: A good morning, everybody morning. Today is Thursday. It is
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  Speaker 3: January twenty ninth, twenty twenty six. Man, the month is
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  Speaker 3: just about over you guys. Finally the slowest, slowest month
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  Speaker 3: in the history of mon Aaron He was talking about
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  Speaker 3: how it was told you all time twenty twenty six
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  Speaker 3: so far is running in mud. All right, my name
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  Speaker 3: is Weddy. That's Greg Gory. Hi, we got Menace, Gina
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  Speaker 3: gre Hello to you. Uh, there is Sea Bass. We've
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  Speaker 3: got Sammy Morgan's here. She is our associate producer. We've
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  Speaker 3: got von our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We
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  Speaker 3: got bored, We got Mengi and we are coming to
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  Speaker 3: you from the studios here at one O five seven
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  Speaker 3: the Point in Saint Louis. Today. We have a couple
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  Speaker 3: events that we are hosting. One tonight one tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 3: Well actually tonight we're we're we're guests. We get to
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  Speaker 3: kick So the guy who I did the morning show
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  Speaker 3: with before I got this team back together, Rizzuto he
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  Speaker 3: and his crew. They're they're hosting the Blues game tonight,
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  Speaker 3: and so we're going to be there at the event
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  Speaker 3: and it's gonna be cool. So whether you're listening on
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  Speaker 3: the point or you're listening on the podcast and you're
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  Speaker 3: in the area, either you're gonna be at the game
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  Speaker 3: tonight or you should be at We're gonna be at
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  Speaker 3: hot Shots Sports Bar and Grill in uh in Saint
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  Speaker 3: Louis in South County tomorrow night. And that's like myself
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  Speaker 3: and Riz we're hosting the event, but members of Rizz
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  Speaker 3: Show and then myself, Gina, Greg and Menace, we're all
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  Speaker 3: gonna be out there. Greg survived an airplane flight, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: which is that cool anyway.
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  Speaker 1: But my reward will be the Woody Burger.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, which is a I have a burger
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  Speaker 3: on the menu at hot Shots and it's a chain
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  Speaker 3: of sports bars and they're in multiple states now too,
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  Speaker 3: but I all started there in Saint Louis. But the
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  Speaker 3: Woody Burger is a bacon cheeseburger. Instead of having a bun,
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  Speaker 3: there's a grilled cheese sandwich on top and a grilled
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  Speaker 3: cheese sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: On the bottom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's good. It's their number one selling burger.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I get it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then they met Menace one time years ago we
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  Speaker 3: hung out and they gave menas a burger on the menu,
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  Speaker 3: you and medics. Burger has jalipeno poppers on top of
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  Speaker 3: pepper jacket. You know what you can get both.
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  Speaker 1: Let's you can try in your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Well, today is Thursday, and coming up for you on
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  Speaker 3: the show today, we've got to make a trip to
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  Speaker 3: the crossroads. Everybody, Yep, we'll make a We'll make a
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  Speaker 3: trip to the crossroads. And we got some of this
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  Speaker 3: Stuff've got some follow up audio. I know that Sea
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  Speaker 3: Bass has some follow up audio from his time at
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  Speaker 3: the A Vienna Awards.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, not just people, there's a lot of products and
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  Speaker 4: services there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And so we'll get into that. We've got
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  Speaker 3: some of the news to get to entertainment stuff. Birthday's
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  Speaker 3: porn of Birthday all here on the Woody Show forty
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  Speaker 3: Day again. Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 3: What he texts us over to two two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 3: And since it's a throw back Thursday, you know, as
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  Speaker 3: a kid, most of us saw things that we thought
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  Speaker 3: we considered.
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  Speaker 1: Luxury, like Oh man, that's super cool.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: But over time, you know, those things are either now
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  Speaker 3: considered basic or just non existent. So you know, people
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  Speaker 3: were asked, what is something that you saw as a
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  Speaker 3: kid that you thought was luxury that is now considered
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  Speaker 3: just basically basic or just completely obsolete. So having a
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  Speaker 3: computer in the house that was such a big deal,
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  Speaker 3: having a like a VCR deal. I remember when Melissa Horowitz,
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  Speaker 3: it was one of my friends growing up. I'd go
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  Speaker 3: to her house every day after school because her mom
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  Speaker 3: was like looking after me until my mom got home
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  Speaker 3: from work and her dad got.
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  Speaker 1: A CD player.
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  Speaker 3: I remember that they used to put those plastic covers
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  Speaker 3: over vcrsy.
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  Speaker 1: In school.
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  Speaker 3: They did put it to bed for the night because
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  Speaker 3: they were so expensive. People almost like a car cover
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  Speaker 3: and so yeah, and so they were they were doing
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  Speaker 3: the same thing with the CD player to have a cover,
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  Speaker 3: a cover for it. A cell phone, so remember the
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  Speaker 3: car phone.
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  Speaker 1: That was huge.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's he tells me like, oh, you have a
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  Speaker 3: phone in the car. I'm calling you from the car. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was crazy.
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  Speaker 6: My uh my stepmam were for Apple for a little
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  Speaker 6: bit and they gave her a car phone and we
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  Speaker 6: all sat in the car.
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  Speaker 1: And used it so excited.
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  Speaker 3: Or dude, I was watching a rerun of Seinfeld the
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  Speaker 3: other day and Jerry was on his phone in this apartment.
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  Speaker 3: He had a you know, a cordless phone, but it
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  Speaker 3: was like with the big where he had met. But
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  Speaker 3: when he got on the phone, he had to pull
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  Speaker 3: the antenna out.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, yeah, hey George, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, and it's like, oh my god. You watch some
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  Speaker 3: of those older movies from back in the eighties, Wall.
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  Speaker 1: Street with a huge one. He was like this big.
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  Speaker 3: Baller going to back out. Yeah, he was this big baller.
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  Speaker 3: And there's his office. The TV had rabbit ears on it.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there's not like one computer obviously anywhere, like
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  Speaker 3: none of that stuff. It's just it's funny. I think, yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 3: this is a good one. Somebody says, a fridge that
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  Speaker 3: made its own ice and had the water in the door.
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  Speaker 1: Please, like when a Rockefeller.
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  Speaker 3: When you saw that as a kid, big deal, that
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  Speaker 3: was super cool.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of thought two story houses were like a
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  Speaker 1: millionaire anyone.
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  Speaker 7: With a lazy boy, like with a reclinery with the
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  Speaker 7: feet that went up, like.
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  Speaker 6: Really Billionaireboddy was the irock X or a firebird.
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  Speaker 3: Or having about having a TV in your bedroom like
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  Speaker 3: my friends was never going to have. Man, we were
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  Speaker 3: never allowed to have that ever. Hell our you know,
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  Speaker 3: our parents, they wouldn't allow us to have the Atari
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  Speaker 3: or the Nintendo hooked up to the main television because
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  Speaker 3: it was going to ruin it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I think I.
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  Speaker 3: Told you that before. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like
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  Speaker 3: playing the game.
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  Speaker 1: Was going to ruin it.
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  Speaker 3: So we had like the old TV that was never
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  Speaker 3: allowed in our room, but it had to be like
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  Speaker 3: a in the basement or like another common area. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that was just for video games, you know. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: having a team in your bedroom that would have been cool.
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  Speaker 3: Water beds people thought were fancy.
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  Speaker 1: The most uncomfortable made yeah suck.
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  Speaker 8: I did think any kid who was in a bed
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  Speaker 8: other than a twin was loaded, Like your parents got
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  Speaker 8: you a queen bed.
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  Speaker 1: Of year old until I was like twenty six.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So, what's something you saw as a kid that you
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  Speaker 3: thought was luxury but is now considered just basic or
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  Speaker 3: completely obtolately, you can hit us up on the text
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  Speaker 3: over to two two nine eighty seven somebody saying long
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  Speaker 3: distance calling.
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  Speaker 7: Yep, before nine.
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  Speaker 3: Having the latest TV or the latest gaming console was
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  Speaker 3: a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: My aunt did something that I thought was like so luxury.
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  Speaker 1: She smoked Benson and Hedges cigarettes nice, and then when
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  Speaker 1: she got the new pack she took them out of
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  Speaker 1: the pack and put them into a glass box. That
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  Speaker 1: so when you wanted to have a cigarette, you lift
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  Speaker 1: the box into That is fancy, geez you fancy?
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  Speaker 3: What was the point of those you see him like
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  Speaker 3: when like not like vaudeville, but like those old times. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: like the cigarette holders, like the.
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  Speaker 1: Long plastic they look awesome.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to touch the cigarette because your hand
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  Speaker 4: you when you smoke, your hand smell they reached.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. And it's like an extra filter.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody said, having a set of encyclopedias.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, how about like a trash can that's in the drawer,
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  Speaker 9: not like setting out on the side.
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  Speaker 1: Those are mandatory. Now you see a garbage can in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: Greg doesn't care. You can have the nicest stainless steel
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  Speaker 3: like whatever. You know, garbage can have a really nice one,
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  Speaker 3: but if it's if it's and it's not like the rule.
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  Speaker 1: Is like nothing utilitarian should be visible, like when people
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  Speaker 1: keep their vacuum cleaner just in the hall or just out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let me let me let me ask you a question.
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  Speaker 3: Your garbage can which is not visible? Is it just
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  Speaker 3: under the sink?
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  Speaker 1: It's it is visible. The house is not brand new.
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  Speaker 1: Rule is a trash compactor.
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  Speaker 4: So it's a drawer in the counter.
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  Speaker 1: It's yeah, part of that. You put your use your
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  Speaker 1: foot and it opens up.
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  Speaker 6: Because Greg, I went to the place called the container
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  Speaker 6: store and got an apparatus, so I can put it.
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  Speaker 4: Under the sink.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you do.
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  Speaker 6: So when we keep out like again or some homelett.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I would rather keep it out than under the sink
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  Speaker 3: where you have other stuff down there, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: if it's a if it's a separate cabinet, like where
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  Speaker 3: it pulls out, it's just garbage cancer. And then it
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  Speaker 3: closes up in its own it's its own, uh, segregated,
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  Speaker 3: like separated from right exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That that seems to be fine.
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  Speaker 3: But when it's then open to everything else that you
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  Speaker 3: have under your sink, and it's like just like fermenting,
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  Speaker 3: that seems more That seems more gross than just having
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  Speaker 3: it out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't even leave the toaster out.
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven.
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  Speaker 3: You have more people hitting us up there. What's something
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  Speaker 3: that you saw as a kid that you thought was
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  Speaker 3: luxury that's now just considered you know, basic or obsolete.
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  Speaker 3: Hit us up on the text over to two two
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  Speaker 3: nine eight seven. We'll see what's happening in the world
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  Speaker 3: of entertainment. We get the birthdays and the porno birthday
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  Speaker 3: next on The Woody Show. Hang on, so Woody Show
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  Speaker 3: will me right back.
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  Speaker 6: We're doing listener meetups in San Francisco, Saint Louis, and Anaheim.
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  Speaker 6: What's going on, everybody, It's Menace all you podcast listeners,
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  Speaker 6: this is your chance to come meet up with the
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  Speaker 6: Woody Show. The first event is happening this Friday in
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  Speaker 6: Saint Louis at Hotshots in South County from six pm
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  Speaker 6: to eight pm. Woody, Greg, myself and Gina we'll all
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  Speaker 6: be there. And then for the Bay Area OG listeners, myself,
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  Speaker 6: Menace and TCL We're doing a meetup for all of
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  Speaker 6: you three pm to five pm at the Crossing in
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  Speaker 6: San Francisco. The address is two fifty Main Street. That's Saturday,
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  Speaker 6: February seven, three to five pm. We're gonna be giving
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  Speaker 6: away TVs, what is show merch and more and if
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  Speaker 6: you haven't heard. February twenty first Saturday, three to five pm.
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  Speaker 6: We're doing The Woody Show, Meet market everybody from The
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  Speaker 6: Woody Show. We're gonna be at Brewery X. It's gonna
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  Speaker 6: be a big blowout party. We're gonna have a band there,
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  Speaker 6: Dogma Society and more So. We hope to see you
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  Speaker 6: at all these events. And thank you for listening to
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  Speaker 6: The Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: That's the laugh of superiority, The Woody Show. All right,
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  Speaker 3: welcome back, everybody. Birthday's porno birthday coming up. Everybody seemed
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  Speaker 3: to be very touched. I'm sure you saw maybe something
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  Speaker 3: about the the Budweisers Super Bowl commercial, the first big
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  Speaker 3: Super Bowl commercial sixty second showcases American icons. Opens with
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  Speaker 3: the baby Clydesdale walking up to.
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  Speaker 1: A baby Egle.
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  Speaker 3: And then from their free bird plays in the background,
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  Speaker 3: and the commercial shows what they're going for here, both
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  Speaker 3: both animals growing up and enjoying life together as best friends.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, I'm mad.
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  Speaker 7: About this because it's gonna get me and I'm already
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  Speaker 7: pissed at myself, But you.
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  Speaker 3: Said thet is to celebrate their one hundred and fiftieth
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  Speaker 3: birthday this year. In the two hundred and fiftieth birthday
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  Speaker 3: of the country America and said the commercial brings our
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  Speaker 3: heritage to life through powerful storytelling. Whatever happened to just
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  Speaker 3: like horses kicking field goals and stuff. Well, they're still
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  Speaker 3: recovering from the blood light stuff, are they still? I
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  Speaker 3: haven't heard anything like it's been a while.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the first thing.
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  Speaker 4: They've been staying consistent ever since.
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  Speaker 3: After going back over the details of Hunter S. Thompson's
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  Speaker 3: death back in two thousand and five, investigators finally, now
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  Speaker 3: years later, they have determined that it was indeed a suicide.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, was that up for debate?
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  Speaker 3: I guess I guess it was.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Also, Andy Dick has checked out of rehabit.
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  Speaker 7: That's sign less than two.
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  Speaker 3: Months after overdosing on crack, right, Yes, that's that's good news.
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  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I had some details on that that he
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  Speaker 6: actually did die and the nark can brought him back
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  Speaker 6: and he said the first thing that happened was well,
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  Speaker 6: at least what his friends told him, that he was
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  Speaker 6: asking for alcohol. That he and then he said that
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  Speaker 6: does this sound.
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  Speaker 1: Like Greg Gory?
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  Speaker 6: His quote was, I would be lying if I wasn't
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  Speaker 6: thinking about alcohol, right, now. So he's like, he's doing
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  Speaker 6: his best not to drink alcohol, but I don't believe
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  Speaker 6: it's something that I can live without forever.
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  Speaker 1: But by all means, check yourself out of rehab. So
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  Speaker 1: when they brought him back to life, the first thing
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  Speaker 1: he thought about.
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  Speaker 6: Was a yeah, he said, alcohol is my number one vice.
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  Speaker 6: And then that's what him being drunk caused him to,
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  Speaker 6: like smoke cracking.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: I've heard interviews with like drug addicts that have been
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  Speaker 7: narkand they said, it sucks like being narkan. Obviously, it's
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  Speaker 7: good that you know, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like what like so bad?
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  Speaker 7: It feels horrible like being nark hand.
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  Speaker 1: Really is it instant with the problem? It must be,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. They said.
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  Speaker 7: Physically it is like the worst thing you can feel.
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  Speaker 7: So I wonder, I mean, I'll find out.
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  Speaker 4: But it does sound like withdrawal stuff because they say,
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  Speaker 4: yeah that guys who have done everything. I think, what's
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  Speaker 4: his face from the the old wrestler did this? Like,
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  Speaker 4: they say that opioid withdrawal is the is worst, the worst,
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  Speaker 4: hell yeah, the worst, the illness.
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  Speaker 3: Thank god, man, I know we're very lucky.
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  Speaker 1: Let's not start. No, Yeah, let's not try.
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  Speaker 4: When I read that quote, I was like, is this
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  Speaker 4: greg Or is this Andy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 3: A sexual assault case against Marilyn Manson that prosecutors decided
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  Speaker 3: not to pursue last year, I guess has been revived
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  Speaker 3: due to a new California law.
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  Speaker 1: Is it like a statuetory law?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. I mean, that's that seems.
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  Speaker 7: Like statute of limitations.
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  Speaker 3: I see in California there is none. But I'm saying, like,
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  Speaker 3: if you okay, so you let's say you're accused of whatever,
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  Speaker 3: right and by the letter of the law whatever, they decide, okay,
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  Speaker 3: we're we're not going to pursue. And that like, is
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  Speaker 3: it just like a forever open door where all of
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  Speaker 3: a sudden they change a law so now they.
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  Speaker 7: Can Yeah, you know what I mean, that's a good question.
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  Speaker 3: Because I would think, and I'm not this is not
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  Speaker 3: to defend Marilyn mans I don't. I have no idea
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  Speaker 3: what happened in this particular case. I don't even know
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  Speaker 3: which one they're talking about here, but I know there's
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of accusations against him. But yeah, I'm saying
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  Speaker 3: they just say, like, uh, all right, so the prosecutors.
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  Speaker 3: They have a case and for whatever reason, there's a
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  Speaker 3: hang up because of some law. So now they go
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  Speaker 3: and they change law, then they can go back.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's Assembly Bill two fifty. It allows more
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  Speaker 7: time for alleged victims to file claim. So I think
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  Speaker 7: it's a statute of limitations thing.
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  Speaker 4: Which is interesting because you can't, like, you can't get
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  Speaker 4: convicted of things they've made illegal after defect for instance.
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  Speaker 3: Right, that's that's more I guess what I'm thinking that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm surprised, you know, and this is a sucky thing
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  Speaker 4: to have to challenge to the Supreme Court. But you
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  Speaker 4: would think that would be challenged because now it's essentially
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  Speaker 4: what this bill's doing.
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  Speaker 3: Well, look, California does a lot of things that end
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  Speaker 3: up not being like that'rue legal newsstandard.
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  Speaker 1: They do it first and then find out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like oh hey, California voters should bank at M
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  Speaker 3: fees be illegal? Yes, they go, yes, because nobody wants
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  Speaker 3: to pay those and they do that. They go, wait
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  Speaker 3: a minute, you can't tell private business, but they can't
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  Speaker 3: can't charge for.
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  Speaker 1: Menace.
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  Speaker 3: Do you watch America's Next Top Model? Is that one
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  Speaker 3: of the shows?
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  Speaker 1: Greg? Did you watch the watch that crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so there's a new Netflix docuseriies, right, there's a
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: trailer for it out and Tyra Banks admits that she
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: went too far with certain situations on the show, Like,
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: so is this just to find like who's ever going
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: to be? Like like you know, they go and they
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: try to find like out of all these random people
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: that are out there, who's gonna be the next big thing?
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: Get ambling contract?
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: And what are the challenges?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Like what they put.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: Nothing to do with modeling. It's crazy. I mean it's
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: like model what we're throwing like pig crap at you and.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Get They just get ripped on the entire time.
• 16:58
  Speaker 10: We always knew, Like watching at the time, we know
• 17:00
  Speaker 10: it was wrong.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I got, I got a clipper.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: This is Tyra Banks again admitting that she she went
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: too far with certain situations on America's Next Top Mask Fashion.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Model Mode.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: On America's Next Top Model.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: The only reason the door was opened to me was
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: because of Tyra. We had an audience of over one
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: hundred million people. Oh my god, I think we built
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: a monster. I realized Tyro would do anything for the
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: success of her show.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: I knew I went too far, but you guys, we're
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: demanding it here, and so we.
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: Kept push.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: So literally, like they would come out and like it's
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: like a girl who's like a size four, Like, oh
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: so you're a plus size model.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Was so much of that, and then.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: One girl was talking about I had a baby, you know,
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: the baby's the light of my life. The baby's amazing
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: and all this happy music, and then Tyre's like, tell
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: us about your rape. It's like it was crazy, you
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: saw it was crazy.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Well, they just did this recently with Biggest Loser, like
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: the oh the Unseen, Oh yeah, I watched that. So
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: all these shows that were you know, really shows twenty
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: years ago and now getting drag through mud.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: All right, see what else is going on out there?
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: Well, you know what we talked about Kanye West saying,
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: you know, he's apologizing now for you know, being a
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: Nazi and he's don't want anymore. Yeah, sorry, Jews, I'm
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: back on board. And there was a theory floating around
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: that's just because he has an album coming out.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Well, uh, that has.
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: Nothing to do with his apology tour, by the way,
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: for saving its career hyping a new album. He does
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: have a new one coming out, but he says it's
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: purely a coincidence.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: So he says, yeah, he's.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: Pointing to his streaming numbers and pre saves and says,
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: I'm doing just fine, and.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: He was the most streamed artist last year.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Oh first Hyle Hitler song.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Just in general, really, I'm kind of well.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: He's apologizing because he says he genuinely feels like you
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: went too far. A lot of people think it is
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: a little suspect since he has all this stuff happening
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: right now, but he says, no, I just coincidentally, all
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: of a sudden feel really.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Bad about it. Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I think you're going to get some new shoe line,
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: all this stuff. It's going to be the whole.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the old Kanye.
• 19:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 19:14
  Speaker 10: Well he apologized to black people too.
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah yeah yeah, Okay, so we're all everyone's all
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: good now, guys level killed all right?
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Good Greg Gory, which you got?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: So I don't have TikTok. So I've never heard of
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: this guy, but he just wrote a book that I
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: think I'm actually going to read. Oh book, news book
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: new Well, this is kind of let's see, this is
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: pretty interesting. So his name is Joe Demeyo. You know,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I like the idea of books, Ryan, and this book
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: might even get you to read it. So his name
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: is Joe Tomeo. He's twenty seven now, but when he
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: was eighteen, he was driving home after working the night shift,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: got fell asleep behind the wheel, got into this car
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: crash and burned eighty percent of his body, spent months
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: in a coma, got a ton of surgeries, and then
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: he had this one twenty three hour surgery where he
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: got the world's first combined face and double hand transplant.
• 19:59
  Speaker 10: I know, talking about damn Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: So he's got two transplanted hands and a transplanted face,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: and he just wrote this book called eighty Percent Gone
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent Strong. And in the book he talks
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: about how even after all this, he met the love
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: of his life, got married, and he was a gym
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: rat before the accident, and the doctors say he had
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: thirty pounds of muscle that basically saved his life while
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: he was in the coma because he lost so much weight. Wow,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: and a lot of it was muscle mass. So pretty
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: damn interesting. Eighty percent gone hundred percent strong, dude with
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: a face transplant, a hand transplant. I think we.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: Still have a ways to go with face transplants. But
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: it's getting better, right.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Nothing, Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't look normal. It gu's weird.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Do you guys watch a bardwalk Empire loved it?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, remember the guy.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the mask of it was attached to his glasses,
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: so he put his face on the mask with the glasses.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: So I've seen in the war. Yeah, I've seen pictures
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, i'd imagine that people with that. This
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: dude knows that you just kind of clip on. That's weird,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: really big, Like his face is big, Yeah, like swollen
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: and it looks strange.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Yum yum ar. Yeah, all right, talk me to birthdays
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: your part of birthday showy, we're gonna shiver, We're gonna sit.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: She was like, shi, and you know we don't do bay.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: And we'll start with the celebrity. He's having a birthday
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: to Oprah Winfrey. She's got a couple of bucks for
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: her name, right, Granma Coffee. She's seventy two. Sarah Gilbert,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: who is Darlene on Roseanne. She's fifty one. Tom Selleck
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: is eighty one.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Edward Burns, who's been in just a billion things, he's
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: fifty eight.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Years old.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: You got Adam Lambert, the American Idol runner up who
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: toured with Queen forty four. Heather Graham is fifty six today.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Listen he Shagwell and Austin Powers whirl Whirler Girl, Oh yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: a roller girl BOOKI Knights yep uh. And then he
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: got Justin Hartley. He was that show This is Us.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: He was like the brother.
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I didn't know was the fe Kevin Manny.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah. He's forty nine years old today.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: He was also in Bad Mom's Christmas.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: And your porn of birthday today is Chris Charming. Oh
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: it's a birthday boy, you guys.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: A veteran of the porn world.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: He's inducted into the porn Hall of Fame, and he's
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: done more dirty jobs than Micro one thousand and fifty
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: three fine films on his resume, including Long Schlong's Volume two.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: He was in the Great Wall of Vagina, also trolling
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: for Trouser Trout volume one. He was in Lord of
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: the Squirt Volumes four and five. He was in ass
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Is the New Vagina totally, and then who can forget
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: his unforgetto a role in one of Miss Snapper one
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: of the crap. That's Chris Charming, who's sixty six years
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: old today, and that's your corner birthday. Your celebrity birthday
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: is any Thursday. Look at what's happening around the world
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: of entertainment.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: This is the show. Yeah, this is the hoity Show.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, welcome back everybody.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: It is Thursday. It's a pre Friday. Uh yeah.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: We we started everything at the beginning of the hour,
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: we had that all little throwback question. People asked, what's
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: something that you saw as a kid that you thought
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: was luxury that's now considered basic or just completely obsolete.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: So you know, we said, like a people that had.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: A car phone because having a car anywhere but inside
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: the house and whatever, even cordless phones or something, but
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: having a computer in the house, right, Yeah, a fridge
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: that you know makes its own ice, has got the
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: water in the door.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, funny thing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: But like, what's a luxury? And I know menace you
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: had said before? So now like as far as hashtag goals, yes,
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: like what would be what would be a luxury? Is
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: it still like having a driver, Like if you like,
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: you know, the one luxury that you would.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Want, Yeah, I would probably a single thing.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: A single thing would probably be a driver.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: A driver, yeah, would rule.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Technology is about to get you, I know, and I
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: want to need that anymore.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because dude, I was thinking about this man and
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: I think, man, this would be so great. I would
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: love to have a personal assistant, now hear me out.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, I'm so tired of making decisions because most
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: of the time I don't care, right, ninety percent of
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: the time, I don't care. On the ten percent of things,
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: they could take their best guess and then just kind
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: of run it by me and I'll go, yes, but
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: like somebody who just having somebody that knows you well
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: enough to just make the decisions for you. Yeah, and
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: also can remember like, oh, hey, it's so and So's
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: birthday next week. I'm gonna run out and go get
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: a card on your behalf. Here, just sign this. Here,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: here's a message I thought would be like a really
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: nice thing to say. And I go, that looks good,
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: and I'll write it in my writing and then I'll
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: just sign it and I'll send it off.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Right. You want a wife, yeah, about to say thank you,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: thank you. I do that.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I do all that thing.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I am not married to a person like that, Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Person, you could train her.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, I could train her. My wife
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: says that all the time that she was born in
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: the wrong decade. I'm like, your too, mouthew to be
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: in the decade she wants to be nineteen fifties. A
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: nineteen fifties woman, I go, dude, you would have been
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: like down the stairs with two black eyes.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: You're you're too matthew.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: She would someone who famously hates doing chores around the house.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: How does what does she think my fifty tous wife
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: was doing?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: That's what I told her to That's all the things
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: you hate.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Like she would have to learn how to use a volume.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: She can't. She can't.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: But like that, dude, because it takes off so much
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: of the obligation.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like off your shoulder. Like if you needed a
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: new iPhone, they could go out and assistant.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: He had somebody just following him around for a year
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: to know everything that he would do.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: All right, what would your luxury be? Hit us up
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: on the text too to nine eighty seven check.
• 25:59
  Speaker 12: It into two billion dollar property Italian Marbarle.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Show.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: It's funny alright, So the very unfunny Sebastian Mascalco. Who's
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: the uh, who's the guy that we were talking about?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You were gonna do it? Does it suck?
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Greg's your favorite boyfriend, ma.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Marcellarnandez.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: That's he's on sn L right now, Sebastian.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: He's like the thing right now.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Greg has like a challenge, like I challenge you to
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: watch it and laugh.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Greig is oddly obsessed and angry.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Was his time he was billy good? Yeah? Why are
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: you obsessed? Right? Why are you upset? The book will
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: be out soon? Yeah, and then I'm gonna do obsessed.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: You know who was on s n L who's actually
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: doing really well? Is that Ashley Padilla Lady? She looks
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: kind of like every nineties leading lady ever she's been
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: in a bunch of sketch. Yeah, just like a just
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: does a really good job. I think she's a former groundling.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Would you say that Greg is overreacting menace or I know?
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: I was just he brings it up a lot, and
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: I was just wondering he didn't bring it up.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Is this what you were thinking about all the time? Yeah,
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: like you just wait for Mario to come home thinking
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: about again what I was saying.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I didn't even bring him up, but whatever.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Into another hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: My name is Weddy. That's Greg Gory. We got menace,
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Gina Gratis, here Sea Bass Sammy, there is Morgan overreaction.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Forty five year old guy. He was hungry and he
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: stopped by this bow Jangles there in Virginia to grab
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: some food. He waited a few minutes for his order,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: thinking about how juicy the chicken would taste. But then
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: when he got the order, he was just disappointed because
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: the order allegedly completely wrong. And so the dude he
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: laid into the employee saying that he would bomb, burn, destroy,
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: and shoot up the bow Jangles. Oh sure that's fair again,
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: all this because his order was wrong. The employees they
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: called the cops who came and they arrested the guy
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: and they arrested him for his threats. Good, so so yeah,
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: there you go.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Now I'll never have it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Police in Canada they pulled this guy over after they
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: saw him drive by with a pipe in his mouth
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: and not like an old timey detective pipe. When they
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: questioned him, he told him, hey, I'm only smoking marijuana,
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: which you know, in case you didn't know is still
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: illegal to do while you're driving, dummies. They searched the
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: car and what do you know, they didn't find any weed,
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: but they did file Uh fine, what crack? No, he
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: had smoked crack earlier that day. Wow, did Greg already
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: hear the story.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: He allegedly smoked crack earlier that.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't find any weed, but he failed the
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: sobriety test and that he admitted to them that he
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: smoked crack earlier in the morning.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: So he's just saying that, uh he was. He was
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: a resident taking the jail. He was nervous.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: There's also fun time staff for the grocery store and
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: one of these what are they happening?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: What is it Florida? Is it? It's not the publics?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, after the publics and pigli Wiggly is a little bit.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so he was caught shoplifting. They confronted him, he
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: took off. Cops they caught up to him at the
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Panera Bread that was next door. He was hiding in
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: the bathroom. They busted down the door and they arrested him.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: The officers initially thought that he was trying to smoke something,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: but it turns out he was just trying to heat
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: up a twelve gage shotgun slug. He did not have
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: a gun, just the slug, so they're not quite sure
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: what his plan was there.
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: Explode.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the thing is funny, fun fun fact bullets
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: and I assume shotgun shells really don't do a ton
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: of damage when you throw them.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Loose into a fire. Was that right?
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: They really need the muzzle to build up the pressure
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: and the gases behind them. Now, because you can go
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: on like MythBusters and there's all kinds of videos of
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: people doing it, it'll pump and it might hurt. It
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: would suck to be next. You wouldn't want to get
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: one in your eye. Yeah, but yeah, if you just
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: if you just let's try it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Microwave.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, remember we're talking about doing microwave mondays. Yeah, we're
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: gonna go like ones we did because we had one
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: microwave the work. I was gonna get like five or
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: six microwaves like cheaper ones, right, not like these ones
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: that Greg is buying off a Facebook marketplace.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Not those just Hello Kitty ones for like thirty bucks.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the cheaper ones. And then you know they
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: always have this big long list of things that you're
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: not supposed to put. The micro roll Yeah, like let's
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: put a big yeah, a big ball of like aluminum
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: foil in there.
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: The burger wrappers from Wendy's, which always gets you because
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: there's foil on one side and paper on the other.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I did see one online where this guy he put
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: one cup of gasoline in the microwave. Well it caught
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: fire and try that things started. It didn't like I
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: was expecting like an explosion, but I mean there was
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: like a flash and then it was just a fire,
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: which would still be cool to see.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be I would pay to see it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Or like, yeah, there was the other one that somebody
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: put oh they put Yeah, they put like a like
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: a measuring cup full of nails.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: We should do that. There should be a whole network
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: also that you know, when.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: You put marshmallows in a microwave, they super expande. This
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: person put like a whole bag of marshmallows. That was
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: just a person could be us. Yeah, so microwave mondays and.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Microwaves, I remember this from the eighties, Like they do
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: not hurt you, like you literally could. It's you could
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: have it open quite frankly, and it wouldn't. You might
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: feel a little the radiation. Yeah, well, because where the
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: radiation is, it's actually below infrared.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: It's not ionizing radiation.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: There's so much science from sea bass today.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: I just I just heard this in a book. Some
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: guy was like, I got to bring to or from
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: my microwave.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. It's close to radio waves.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: So the things that are there, we're speaking through that
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: are outsting through your body right now.
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  Speaker 1: There's some people don't stand near it. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 1: remember that.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: One of the like my in law and my in
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: law is my cousins were like, oh, we get the microwave.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, actually, well.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I was told don't look into it while it's cooking.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, first off, don't Yeah, he was like,
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  Speaker 4: don't stare at Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Heard. Yeah, I heard that.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I heard the same thing, like, it's good for you.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: That's what that little mesh on the front is for.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Because mike wives are actually quite large and they can't.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Get through that mesh.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: And even if they did, all they might make you
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: feel is a little warm.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: How much of the microwaves as Starbucks because they cook
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: things really fast?
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Probably Oh, those same ones you see like in convenience
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: soores in Yeah, so sea.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: Bass is it? Is it true in Christmas? I think
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: it's Christmas vacation. When cousin Eddie says, because he has
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: a stale plate in his head, every time he walks
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: by a microwave, he piece his pants and forgets who
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: he is for having.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, would that be true?
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: It's probably a joke, heart monitors, since we're talking.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Weird crime guy in Utah he went into a bank.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: He walked up to the teller. He opened his jacket,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: shut off a knife, and then slipped the tellerr a
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: note demanding some cash. The teller gave him the money,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: but they only gave him one hundred and forty bucks. Okay,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: no one's using cash, so he took it anyway. He
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: walked out of the bank and then from there he
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: hits up a nearby restaurant for some lunch. He ate
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: he paid the twenty bucks for his meal, which would
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: leave him.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: How much another one one.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Hundred and twenty bucks, which he left a tip, Oh,
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: a one and twenty dollars tip.
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: The hell is going on?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: So the cons eventually caught him and took him the jail.
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: I mean easy for big knife.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, yeah, you rob a bank to use
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: the money to buy lunch and tip the waiter.
• 33:43
  Speaker 10: She probably needed it.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: I got to know what's behind this is.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: A person who wants to go to jail, right like
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Movas the red in Shawshank, Redemption couldn't make it outside.
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: On the side. He didn't like working at the grocery store.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, he was like, you know what, fine if they
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: just won't take me back voluntarily, like I'll do something
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: that'll send it back and they're like nah, nah nah.
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: But if I'm the waitress, I'm keeping that tip that
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: doesn't like go into evidence or something.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure that's the way it works, Okay, I
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: don't know, all right eight seven seven forty four text
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  Speaker 3: us over to two two nine eighty seven more what
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  Speaker 3: he shows next?
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  Speaker 2: Tank?
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: So what he show be back back, back yard, back
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  Speaker 3: in a bed.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, hey, I'm not.
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  Speaker 13: Gonna hit him.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Team the glasses, I'm gonna throw them on the ground.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: This all right, Welcome back, everybody. Gina has been curious.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: I've been trying to get to this for a couple
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: of weeks. This, uh make a sound but don't laugh.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, I have to know.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: So something something pops up online. I saw it and
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: it's something I guess like friends are doing with each other,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: like you're you're sitting around and the idea is too lucky.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: So Greg, you have to make a sound trying to
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: get us to laugh, okay, but like we have to
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: try our hardest not.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: To laugh, trying to make a sound that.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Can not a word, just a random sound.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Right, So you can't just go like bam or I
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: mean you could do yeah, it can't be a word.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: It would have to be one, damn it.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and if anybody and if anybody laughs, then collectively
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: we have failed as a group.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, together people, okay, and you just like look
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: at yeah and you hold it together.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then and then you uh, like you have
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: to Then you can't just do it once, you know,
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: if nobody's like, you have to try to break everybody
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: down with your sound.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Not just one person, because.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Again, nobody, nobody, nobody in the group can laugh. Our
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: challenge as a group is that nobody is supposed to laugh.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: But your challenge is to get us to laugh. So
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: by coming up with such a ridiculous.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Sound that was supposed to be pooping Gina, see those
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: are words because you're yeah, oh so you can't explain.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: No, because just it's just the sound. It's just so
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: it's like think the charades, right right. I'm just I
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: wish I knew what this.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Game was in advance. I would have planned.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, okay, but do you do you think
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: there's anybody in the room have a have a sound
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: they think can do it, and we had to do
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: it with our mouth. Yes, damn it, Morgan, I'm playing.
• 36:26
  Speaker 10: I'll try, I'll try. All right, we're gonna make myself laugh.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Got what I'm watching you?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Because she had this like dead in the eyes.
• 36:43
  Speaker 10: Look, you know SpongeBob people that live by the bus
• 36:46
  Speaker 10: stop and they're.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't think, think what's on you? Thinking of
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the SpongeBob.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Reminded me of like a remember in Dumb and Dumber
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: the explosive diarrhea.
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I remember, yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Remember when CNN accidentally cut to do you remember that?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: And the was awesome. Yeah yeah.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: So they were talking about something and it was supposed
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: to go to this clip of something else, but then
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: it was the clip of Dumb and Dumber and the
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: explosive diarrhea clip.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Hold, I was all right in London.
• 37:18
  Speaker 14: The government has just voted to raise the cap the
• 37:20
  Speaker 14: university's charged for tuition. Thousands of angry students are outside
• 37:23
  Speaker 14: Parliament protesting on Capitol Hill. House Democrats have voted not
• 37:27
  Speaker 14: to bring up the tax package that President Obama negotiated
• 37:30
  Speaker 14: with Republicans.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Great to that.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: It's a good thing. It's a tape ship. We'll just
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: edit that out.
• 37:50
  Speaker 9: I've never even your sound made it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: There was another one from uh from dumb and Oh.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: It was the world's most annoying sound screech in the
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: world's town.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: There's gregs.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg's, but the sound the sounds on the on
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: the video because they're they're pretty good. They get pretty
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: creative with what they come up with, so maybe there's
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: some homework trying to think of it a sound. There
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: was another show, and you might have seen this clip.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: There was a talk show I want to say it
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: was like in Europe somewhere where they had people on
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: and each person had like a really crazy unique.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Laughing it right.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, because okay, so what happened, same same same
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: idea where uh, one person starts laughing, and they all
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: know that they're there because they have strange laughs. But
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: but the person who starts laughing first, their laugh is
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: so like over the top, and it makes one of
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: the other people with an annoying or crazy laugh start
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: to laugh. Now that person's crazy laugh gets the other people.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: So now you have like four more people with really bad,
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: over the top, annoying, unique laughs, all laughing at the
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: same time, and you can't help it. Like you, you
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: just start laughing yourself.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's you have it. I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: find it. Well, you do that the what we just did.
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: I saw a spin that exact thing, but the spin
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: was instead of making a laugh noise, just to get
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: through it, you have to make another noise. So when
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: I want to laugh, I'd be like, just so I
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: don't make a laughing noise.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Here we going that group.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure what they're saying.
• 39:40
  Speaker 13: There's a figs kill you.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Yes it is.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: It's his chick all the way on the left and
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: this guy in the ends trying to hold it together.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: That's a what. Yeah.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: The French are very humorous and one thing, at least.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: TV show invited people with unusual laughs together and this
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: is how it went.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Yes one duel, he finally cracked again.
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: I suddenly don't feel so bad, so like, but you know,
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: Greg starts laughing on stuff. Oh my god.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what usually gets bingo. But you have a
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: crazy laugh.
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: No, well, you immediately look like you're above star crime.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: But that one in that clip right there is imagine
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: that's your.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Laughs weird text over to two two nine eighty seven
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  Speaker 3: boys Demon Funny. So now it's every time somebody says
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: like penis or elusive, I can think it's.
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: Girth Master Master.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Girth Master, which which came up earlier in the week
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: because you know, Sea Bass we had the the a
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: v N the a v N Award audio and then
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: on Monday he was talking about how he was like, yeah, yeah,
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: he's he's the big deal right now. Yeah, he's the
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: dude like a literary master.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Hey, good news, uh if you are out there horn around.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: The FDA announced the approvals of some new options for
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: testing and treating s t D, specifically for women. And
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: these are the first ever at home s t D.
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: Tests that crazy.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: So they can detect chlamydia gonorrhea. What is this one
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: try trick? Is you t R I C H O
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  Speaker 3: M O N I A S A S.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: What is that? Never even seen?
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: It's short for trickle manias tis.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Vaginosis vaginalis it needs the cooler name.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Wait, what is that? What is it?
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: Caused by a parasite usually transmitted through unprotected sex.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Its causes it causes that that foul smelling discharge.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, so wouldn't that be vaginosis?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Yes? Is that?
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: You know it's like stank box. Yeah, that is what
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: If you recall in the streets we had.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Years ago, we were talking about red food from l
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: M F A O right, and we had a text,
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: unconfirmed text in that she hooked up with red food
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: and god genosis.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Okay that I thought that was just naturally a curt
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: And I thought, then remind me also like chlamydia, I
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: know their STD, but chlamydia and gonerie, like what like
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: what happens with each one of those?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Like chlamydia? Which one did you have? Greg almnumnah?
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: And then what what was the what were the symptoms.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: For that one? Let's just say milky discharge. That's wow,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: milk's coming out of that.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: I saw somebody tweet put on something saying gone rhea
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: would have been a great name for an anti diarrhea medication.
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, gone ahea.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: And then chlamydia is I don't know that one I'm
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: seeing off.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Also, yeah, our favorite word discharge. But with women, especially
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: if untreated, it can lead to reproductive harm cancer.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: What's the one is the one that you had, Greg,
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: the ganeriea? Is that the one that were like, uh,
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: they talk about it looks like you have like a
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: cotton ball or cotton coming out of the tip of
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: your penis or.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Something like that.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: It's it's like milk coming out.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know that was ever like a real thing.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: I remember hearing as a kid, like you got one of.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: The yeah, yeah, you got to that's the test, right,
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: like the milk mustache.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Anyway, with these like you wouldn't even have to go
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: to the doctor's office something, save yourself the embarrassment, right.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: But what about the treatment, Like they need to come
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: up with something to replace.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: It says you collect a urine sample with a swab
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: and a small electronic device at home, sending the results online,
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: and if tested positive, you get treatment prescribed that same day.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: It's like a breathalyzer for your.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: New oral antibiotics for GONERIEA have also.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Been approved with two new dreams.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the pills are a great changer considering the current
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: standard care for the STD is an injection by needle,
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: which has talked about. He said, it's like taking a sledgehammer,
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: and where did it go? Butt cheek right, your butt
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: cheek awful. Doctor say these options could lower stigma and
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: make testing easier for people who avoid doctor's offices. But
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: the costs be okay, whatever about one hundred and fifty bucks. Well,
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: to save yourself the embarrassment.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: Like, I don't know what's in that butt needle. But
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: my buddy, who was cooking out some club rat, he
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: said that it felt like getting hit with a baseball bat.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Is that true?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: One hundred true?
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Said a sledgehammer.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Needle, don't It must have been a really big needle,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: just gonna.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: I mean drug or is the actual needle?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I think? Well, I didn't see the needle, but it
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: felt humongous and I literally limped out of there like
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I had been like had a broken leg so bad.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: I've never had it like where it's on set like that,
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: like just right away I've gotten, but like a uh,
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: like a vaccine where like all of a sudden, like
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: the next day it felt like you had like you know,
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: it's like like somebody punched you common because like the
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: flu shot doesn't do that for me now. Yeah, but
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: I feel like I've gotten. Like you know, when you
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: go to the doctor and you're sick, they go, well,
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: we'll give you a course of antibiotics, but we're gonna
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: give you a shot of one before you leave. Like
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: those I remember like being painful, not like the needle itself,
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: but the after effect of like super hurt.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: So you're too young for it, but I already I
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: got the shingles vaccine because I was warned by everybody
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: who's old to get that vaccine. Shingles as a living hell,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: and that one hurt like a bitch and for a
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: What's that old timing one that people used to get
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: circles on their arms for non international I think it
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: was like for international travel that people used to get
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: it where they would get a shot and then it
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: would leave a circle.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: Don't we still get that?
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: That was smallpox?
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: It was small box.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the circle one. Oh yeah, I have a scar.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: But if you're just out there having a good time,
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Like it's not like the it's not like the eighties
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: and the nineties and stuff like. It's like people are
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: really scared to die from like HIV, AIDS things like that. Now,
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: if there's a treatment, does anybody really.
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: Care, well, I know some uh like.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: People, I'm saying, I would care. I don't want any
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: of those.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, but do you think that's like, you know,
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: do you do do people have the same like we
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: were paranoid?
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: The answer is no, because I have some friends that
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: are on the like the pre like the AIDS medication
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: that you take before sex, but PREP, yeah, and so
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: they really it's not a thing.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think about it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, like, you know, the whole idea like you
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: could get AIDS and die. You know, it was like
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, it was like a thing that was like
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: hanging out there, and now it is an idea of like, Okay, well,
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I don't want gon aea, I don't want CLEM. I
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: don't want to But if I just have to go
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: to the doctor and just get like whatever, I'll deal
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: with it. Like there's not as much fear I think
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: around it as they're used to be.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Adding it again, nobody wants it.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying anybody wants it, but like, there is
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: less fear now I feel that it was when I
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: was in I think my teens in early twenties.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: More fear to get have kids than anything else.
• 48:15
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people are more fearful of having to go into
• 48:18
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• 49:08
  Speaker 1: them forex.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: You know, it's a it's the healthy thing when a
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: relationship has run its course or whatever. You just don't
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: want to carry around all that extra baggage. And so,
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: you know, they say, and that's the thing they always say, like, oh,
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm done listening or whatever. But why is it
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: that when we click on your text or whatever it is,
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: you're still there? So this is us, this is U,
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: This is us breaking up or sometimes just a listener
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: breaking up with us. Either way, it's a relationship come
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: to an end. We are sending people to the crossroads.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Because you shouldn't water dead plants.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, some of them just send an email directly to
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: us email at the Woodies Show dot com. Others, like
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: I mentioned, send to the radio station and it goes
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: programmed director and all the other muckety MUCKs and things
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: like that, because they're trying to make sure that they
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: know what's going on here. Now to think that they care,
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: it's hilarious because they don't.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: But here we go.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Time for Woody Show crossroads. First one, this is from Rebecca.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: I'm done with the Woody Show permanently. And now all right,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: she's done with us permanently. She says, y'all think that
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: going back to an X is the worst thing that
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: you can do. You repeated it for weeks like it's gospel,
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: as if anyone who reconnects with an X must be desperate,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: week or incapable of growth. Well, I went back to
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: my ex and now he's my husband. We owned our mistakes,
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: matured and chose each other again. And much like your
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: co worker, I'm a stepmother to his amazing children and
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: they love me. That reality completely destroys your lazy, black
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: and white take, which is probably why you never acknowledge
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: stories like mine. And people change, people grow, people deserve
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: more than one chance, But instead of recognizing that, you judge,
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: ridicule and discourage it, especially when it doesn't fit your
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: narrow world view. So yeah, I'm done listening to this
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: stupid show and this station as a whole. I don't
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: need to hear things that are designed to make me
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: second guess, or hear someone being called a quote pussy
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: for trying to find happiness, even if it is giving
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: another chance to a previously failed relationship that was the design,
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: especially by a bunch of people who clearly don't understand nuance,
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: growth or love, do better or don't. Either way, I
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: won't be around to hear we have lost her.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Everybody. Sorry, Rebecca, get a nerd.
• 51:43
  Speaker 10: I know I love to think do better.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: You know that doesn't get angry and write emails about
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: their relationship people who are really confident that relationship.
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: Like, thanks for making me second guess, Like, well, if
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: you're rest.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Rebecca, oh's see, I got another one Woody Show Crossroads.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Let's see this one, is said to the station feedback.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: It's from Antonio subject to the Woody Show. I don't
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: know who needs to hear this, but Gina grad sucks. Yeah, totally,
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: it needs to go.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the KFC jingle thing is brutal, like make yours
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: make you want to kill yourself?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Brutal.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Nobody asks for it, No one is impressed.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty impressed.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: What's so funny.
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: Why I'm laughing is because I was just talking to
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: my husband about.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: This in the car.
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: Where if you like something, you're.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I really like that.
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: But if you're you don't like something and you want
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: someone to know, you never say I don't like you
• 52:47
  Speaker 7: say nobody likes it.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me, and not my friend.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, says what's laughable as her insistence on selling this
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: as some kind of organic, magical memory of something that
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: she quote creative in childhood.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: You mother, ever, can I get through the email? Bitch? No,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: you didn't.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Anyone who believes that is mental. You saw the black
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: girl on social media with her doctor Pepper jingle and
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: being the self indulgent try hard that you are you
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: wanted some of that attention and possibly the securing of
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: a bag for yourself secure. Not that anyone in the
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: room is a genius, not even you, see ass That's
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: all true, but I'm wondering why everyone else is pretending
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: that this is anything but embarrassing. Stop trying to steal everyone, Shine,
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: You aren't as cool as you think you are, and
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: you ruin the show every time you open your mouth,
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: which is at every between you and Menace, the show
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: has become unlistenable one thousand times less terrible. Off Gina
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: and Menace were gone, Woody and the management there need
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: to get their heads out of their asses. Ps also
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: f Vaughan for remixing Gina's bull hitch jingle in the
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: first place.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: You're part of the problem, bro.
• 53:58
  Speaker 7: Every once in a while, you stumble across the angriest
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: man on Earth.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Well we lost Thanks, thanks a lot.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Why did you lie about that old memory? Why anyone
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: would say I made that up as an adult? It's ridiculous.
• 54:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think it was cross to me and
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: my friend Mandy Sanders. No relation to the colonel.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, really, miss miss I'll do.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: By the way, it must have worked because I was
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: leaving my flight lesson the other night and I checked
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: in with the wife and kids. They had already ate ye,
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, there's a KFC. I hadn't been
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: to one in at least fifteen years. There, boys, I
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: got a two piece mac and cheese.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Sounds so good. Yeah?
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Uh wait, show what do you show? Crossroads? Let's see here?
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: How about this one I sent to email at the
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: wooieshow dot com. This one's from vic. This is from
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Lauren of Wait. The subject is Lauren the Virgin. Okay,
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: there we go. Okay, oh your buddy, it says, I
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: honestly don't even know where to start with. That segment
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: about Lauren the thirty four year old Virgin was cruel
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: as hell. Full disclosure, I am a twenty one year
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: old child of God, and I am still a virgin.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: I usually don't tell people because they judge, which is
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: exactly what you had Lauren on the show for. You
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: didn't invite her on to understand her. You brought her
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: on to mock her relationship with God, period, full stop.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Oh I was going to continue to but knife to stop.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: You made her sound crazy, awkward, and unstable. We did
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: that getting like the story about her fighting the cop
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: on the side of the road and then the cop
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: is saying, Oh, we're gonna call it even okay. What
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: really messed me up is this. Listening to that segment
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: felt like getting punched in the chest. All I could
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: think was, this is exactly how I would feel if
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: I were on the show. You took someone who was
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: clearly bathed in the love of the Lord and talked
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: about her virginity as if it's a character flaw.
• 55:55
  Speaker 15: Shout out to Jesus, you've.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Crossed the line. I can't unhear it.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: I am done, not because I'm quote too sensitive, but
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: because I don't want to support something that humiliates people
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: for honoring God. Sorry, but you are all just washed
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: up whoors that no one truly.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: Loves one again and keeps getting all these straight.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I am going to wash up.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: And I will find our true loves someday, someone who
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: loves us for us and not for our body parts. Vic,
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: you think anybody's loving you for your body parts?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a that's a little crazy. But okay,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: we lost to Vic's Damn Okay, all right.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Meta uck's next time. It's kind of the point of
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: the Crossroads.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: People complain about things all the time. It doesn't even
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: matter what it is. It comes to spend five minutes
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: to read the text as the as the show is
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: going up. All right, here we got we got one more.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Let's see here, let's go and what's that? Oh you
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: don't want another one?
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, medicine, that's the case. You're really not gonna like this.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: What do I do now?
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Because this one is about little buddy?
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Oh what I do us?
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: From Adam Ka subject Crossroads Men's twenty twenty six predictions
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: are some of the dumbest, most irresponsible.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: A lot of people got angry.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Others they were reckless, irresponsible content that you've ever put out.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: This guy should not be predicting anything, let alone serious events.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: It's beyond embarrassing listening to someone who genuinely sounds clueless
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: pretending he has any idea what is going to happen
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: in the world or in life? I mean, I saw
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: it in my visions. This is the same dude that
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: can't even book his own doctor's appointments, Yet you want
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: him to predict a future.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Ah perdict.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: He was tossing out garbage takes, like a major mishap
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: in space or saying the Malaysia Airlines fight three seventy
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: will be found. These are real disasters, real deaths, real families.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Yet Menace treats it like I thought this barstool guessing game.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, the families don't want to find the plane. Okay.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: The rest of the list is just as stupid. Gas
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: at two dollars, you'll hear more about stable coin sleep
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: being a health trend. This isn't insight. He's just baiting
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: us all for clicks. Great idea? Would he the dumbest
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: person in the room pretending has foresight? Menace is completely unqualified,
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: brain dead, and unserious. And the fact that his pretentious
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: or no, I'm sorry, the fact that his predictions get
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: airtime just shows how low the bar has dropped off
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: the ladies and gentlemen. I hate to break it to you,
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: but it seems like U it seems like we have
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: lost Adam Adams.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Adam. Uh sorry, Adam is gone.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry about your butthole, Adam, Yeah, sorry about your.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Na I miss him already.
• 58:55
  Speaker 10: I'm serious.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: It's exting, right, Yeah, I'm just taking hearing like you're
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: unserious that it's.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Like a new word.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a that's how good. But don't you feel lighter?
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: It's I've taken a big dump.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah I had no wiper light. Yeah, lighter, but no wipe.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: A little bit angrier.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Now that to the Woody Show.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: All right, welcome back.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding And it's with the
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: text over to two two nine eighty seven. Greg brought
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: up something interesting interesting thought.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I saw somebody dumpster diving the other day
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: and I thought it gross. But then I remembered as
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: a kid, I was obsessed with dumpster diving, really loved it. Yeah,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: because if I opened up a dumpster and looked in
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: it and there was random stuff, it was like winning
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: the lottery. Like what kind of random stuff? Random? Said?
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Like if it was yard waste, i'd be pissed. I'm like,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: damn it, it's just like wood and grass boring. But
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: if there was like an old TV or.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: Are you talking about like the big dumpsters like you'd
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: see like behind a shopping center. Are you talking about
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: just like the regular like trash can of people wheel
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: out to their curve?
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: No, like the ones not Yeah, it was using dumpster
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: yeah right, so then and especially the ones like not
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: even industrial ones. But if you rent one for home,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: like it's in front of your house for about a week,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: open that up, and I like sometimes i'd find bikes,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: so I would take the bikes out and like smash
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: them with a hand.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Some people might have taken that and try to fix
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: it right.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Off a cliff or something like that. I was so
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: into it, and now I thought I would never even
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: want to touch a dumpster, let alone get in one
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: and root through people's trash like I was obsessed. So
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: stuff that you were into as a kid that you
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: wouldn't dream of doing now. And then that made me
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: remember another thing I did as a kid that I
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: wouldn't do now. More than likely if you paid me,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. I would go to not a lake,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: not a river, but the creek like that local that
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: ran through town. And not only would I go wading
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: through it like it was fun, but I would set
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: up like string with hot dogs on it and catch
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: crawdads and then cook them and eat them. We would
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: make little fires and boil them. You couldn't say kind
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: of impressive, disgusted. And then all I think, you know,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: at school, like I want to get out of school
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: so I can go to the creek. I wouldn't even
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even want to walk near a creek. Right now.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: I saw a gross I saw a giant drainage pipe.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Drive around the other day, It's like, oh, rad, let's
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: go there.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Have you ever gone through a drainage pipe? Now there
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: was one that was supposed to have an entrance, and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: we were obsessed, and that led to my other obsession.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: We would go through the drainage pipe and it was
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: tall enough that you could walk, but you kind of
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: had to crouch. We would go to the other end
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: of town and pop out the other end. We're like,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: whoa Mario. There was rats, like disease people. There, there
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: was graffiti, but we never ran into another human being.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: But when I was down there, I did my other
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: favorite obsession that I would do today, play with fire o.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Good god, if you found a lighter on the ground
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: as a kid, it was like finding one hundred dollars. Oh, yes,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I have a lighter.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: I think in a controlled situation you would maybe because
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: the think about how excited we get about the idea
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: of throwing stuff off the balcony here at the radio station.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would still do that. And that was another
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: thing I was obsessed with, like kind of like just
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: I was going to say vandalizing, but it's not vandalizing,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: it's more like just being destructive.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well do you think let's get philosophical on that.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Do you think it's because your parents are very kind
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: of like neat orderly and so like a rebellion against that,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: like destroying stuff. And maybe, don't be wrong. Even demo
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: is fun, right, like when you're doing demo for a remodel, or.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: But even in nature, like if there was a rotting tree,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: we would try to kick it until it fell as
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: if you had to destroy.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: It or I don't know about the ladies, but I
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: think all the guys room we have similar stories of
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: doing all that kind of stuff when we're young.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know why we wanted to, but we did.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: That's where, like you would you would go down there.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: We found this giant box of old playboys in the dumpster,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: and we took those and we would stash stuff that
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: we didn't want our parents to find. There was one
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: of those where you'd walk into the uh you know,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: the drainage area or whatever. You walk in there, but
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: then about I don't know, maybe like twenty yards in
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: off to the right, there was a few steps up
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: that would like there was like then a little ladder
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: that would go to surface right because it was kind
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: of into a hill, right, so it was.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Up kind of out of the way.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: Now, if it rained, of course, water would come in
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: through that drain that was at the top of that
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: little ladder. Right, you were screwed. But that's where we
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: keep all the stuff we didn't want anybody else to find.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: So that that's where we brought.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where we brought the box of playboys.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Total.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: That's where we go, Like if somebody took some of
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: their parents cigarettes or whatever, we go there and smoke
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: the cigarette and look at and look at the playboys.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a good afternoon.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it became almost like a clubhouse.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: If oh absolutely, if it's the rain, you better get
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: the hell out of there.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: We had this retaining wall made cinder blocks, and then
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: the top cinder block had the concrete ledge on it,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: and I knew which ones were broken, so when you
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: opened it you could put stuff in the cinder block.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: That's where we kept cigarettes.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: Matches, and when it came to fire, it was the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: magnifying glass.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 15: We were obsessed.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: It was science.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Where did you hide stuff from your parents in that
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: retaining wall?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: So Greg and I just shared a couple like if
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: you had to stash something, We had a.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: Closet in the attic that nobody ever went in. So
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: that's where our stuff was.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: And what kind of stuff were you hiding from your parents?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: Oh well, there was a I went through a very
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: small klepto phase.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: So some of the goods that we would find.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: In stores, what were you taking jewelry wallets?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: But my mom said after we my brother and I
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: moved out, she was cleaning the fireplace, which she, I
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: guess had never done before. Like we had been out
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: for like ten years and she found three glass bonds
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: in the fireplace That was not my handiwork, that was
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: my brother's.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn, yeah, where did you hide stuff?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Menace?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: I didn't hide anything.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: You didn't know.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: I never hit anything because my mom would just go
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: through all my stuff all the time, like I was
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: a drug addict and I never did any drugs or ever,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: like really got in trouble for.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: A lot of times.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: I feel like everybody hid stuff in the pairs. Like
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: the other thing that I would do to hide at
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: the time, it was like music, right, because it wasn't
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: digital physical, so like I would get appetite for destruction
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: when that was brand new guns and Roses, which my
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: parents did not want to have because all the stories
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: about Axle Rose and he was on drugs and all
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: the other answers like nope, can't have that. And so
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: I dub it from you know, my friend's copy, and
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: I would label it Michael Jackson or you know, something
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: that she wouldn't find us.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: To approve of.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So that was like hiding in plain sight kind
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: of stuff.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: That reminds me that my mother in law, who I
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: love to the moon and back, I was told that
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: she used to go through my husband's weird al CDs
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: or weird al tapes yea, and dub over and record
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: over parts that she thought were in her purp.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: I am serious?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Now, weird owl my mom my mom had in this.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: You got to keep in mind generational divide, right, because
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: we were really the first generation where rap was a thing. Yeah,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: so my mom's generation there wasn't rap. So and you know,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: white Lady did not understand at all, and we were
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: into me and my friends, we were into all that,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: especially the early you know, the early hip hop stuff,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: and you know that's where I got really into Run
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: DMC and everything. And I remember, this is like the
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: whitest rap you can get. When DJ Jazzy Jeff and
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: the Fresh Prince came out with Parents Just Don't Understand.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: It was rap and it was titled Parents Just Don't Understand.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: I remember sitting there in my room because my grandma
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: had bought me the single. Oh her mom, so she
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: was already, she was already she didn't.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Want to just know.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: If I would have gotten that by any of the means,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: she would have just thrown it right away. She would
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: have thrown it right in the garbage. But because my
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: grandma bought it for me, she said, all right, we'll
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: sit and listen to this. And we had to sit
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: there together and listen to that song fun so to see.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: If I was able to keep it. But your your
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: mother in law was doing that.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just like see, that's one thing that my mom
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: just did not pay attention to was music like that.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: So when my my friends got the Chronic album by
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: Doctor Dre, we would listen to it in the car
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: while she was driving, and she's like, I don't know,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: maybe she was like, you're blind to the lyrics but
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: did not care.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know, But your mom sounds a little crazy,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: like when you tell stories sometimes, like you know, it
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: sounds like, you know, between all the animals and all
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: the kind of randomness and some of the stuff that
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: she would tell you about, like you know, the fear
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: that she would put in you about, you.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Know, the fear of that all the time.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also it just it just.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Sounds like not y, but it sounds kind of like
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: like very put No, I can't I can't think of
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: the word that I'm trying to think of, bucky. No,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: it's just the fact that she's so she's so hung
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: up on you know, drugs and you know, looking through
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: your stuff. But something is called the chronic and yeah,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: and this is not even registering.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I can't, I can't.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: I'll think of the words. So the microphones go off.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: I Sam, did you ever hide anything.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: From the parents? I didn't.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: I didn't have anything to hide, I don't think. And
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: they really didn't go through our rooms. So even if
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: I had something, I could have just put it in
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: my closet or my desk or wherever no one's coming in.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: Mostly in my house, I'm hiding my own clothes from
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: my sisters so they don't steal it and wear it somewhere.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: I think the other thing, you know that it benefited
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: me from being a person who did all this as
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: a kid, is that now that I have my own kids,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: it's really hard to get one by on me.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 17: Oh yeah, because you know all the tricks because you're
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 17: a kid, I think, so dumb. Yeah, they don't everything
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 17: that I took half of this alcohol. I even think
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 17: to look like you know, in a dresser, you pull
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 17: the drawer all the way out, then you put stuff
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 17: in there and then put the drawer back in so
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 17: it's underneath. Yeah, it's hidden behind stuff. It's like a
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 17: false wall kind of idea, right idea. Yeah, Okay, they're
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 17: looking in the drawer, but like there's nothing in there.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 17: But if you pull the drawer out on the floor,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 17: between the bottom of the drawer and the carpeting, that's
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 17: where you kept your stuff. But like I know that,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 17: and so like if I am looking for something, like,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 17: you know, my son got in trouble and we were, well, well,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 17: what else are you hiding besides this burner phone that
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 17: he had, going like, what else? What else are you
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 17: hiding from us? You know I knew to pull out
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 17: the drawers and look through everything.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 14: I was.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: I was the worst kid, and you'll ever be exactly right,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: exactly right, all right?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four? What were you hiding from
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: your parents? And what was your stash spot? You can
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: hit us up on the text over to two two
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: nine eight seven more what he shows next?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Hang up the Woody show?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: Well right there, so sports Jeff ge.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Yo, Jeff g what's going on? Good morning?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 15: What do you show? Let's start with our Lakers.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: They got absolutely destroyed by thirty points in Cleveland yesterday
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: kind of ruins Lebron's homecoming. More on that in just
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: a few seconds, but first, here is a very depressed
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Lakers coach JJ Reddick on what happened last night.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: We got out played and say, I got out coached,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 6: like we just didn't look like we had all our juice.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Tonight felt like an avalanche after that, you know of
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: threes and layups.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 15: Yeah, it was just one of those nights.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: Lakers decided not to play defense in the third and
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: it was an avalanche from there.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 18: You know.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: The Cavs welcome home Lebron with the video tribute last
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: night as well.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: He cried.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: There was also a really cool moment in garbage time
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: with Bronni listening to this Ny.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Jakes with a steal. Crowd's gonna love it.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: Crowd was loving it man. Of course, Bronni grew up
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: in Cleveland for a few years when Lebron played there.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 15: Lakers need to get it together.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 15: They are five and seven, Woody showing their last twelve games.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 15: Goodn't news. They're playing the Washington Wizards tomorrow.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: One last Laker note, reports came out yesterday that Adults
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: and Connect has requested a trade from the Lakers.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 15: I don't blame him. He gets no pt might as
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 15: well move on.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: Hockey Kings in Buffalo today at four and the Ducks
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: in Vancouver at seven, and finally this morning. For years,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: NBA fans have been roasting Kevin Durant for his ashy legs.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: A pick of his ankles went viral and it looked
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: like a combo of alligator skin and powdered donuts.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Man, well, he turned.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: Those ashy legs into a paycheck and got himself a
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: lotion endorsement.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 15: Here he is clapping back at all those mean tweets.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: No way Katie can beat that ashy Lol. Next time
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: you take a matter into your own hands, make sure
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: his lotion going to be the first NBA player with
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: a lotion deal.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: That's right, Kd's laughing all the way to the bank.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: I'm JEFFG and that's you so cal sports, all right,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: Jeff G.
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  Speaker 1: Show.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, I love my mom, love it to death,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: but yeah, she was she was tough. I didn't I
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: mean I would, I would do stuff, but I would
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: get busted.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 7: I don't think you'd be kind of not smarter, but
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 7: like wilier than that. What do you mean, I don't know,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 7: just like able to hide stuff better?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean you try, yeah, but you're also like
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: a dumb kid, you know.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 10: Now when you would get busted, would you try and.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Lie your way No? And my mom will tell you that,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Like once I was got yah boom, like did you
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: do this?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: You got got? Yeah?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: Like I was, I wasn't trying to lie my way
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: out of it. Like once it got to that point
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: where I was being questioned about it, it was like,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: all right, yeah, you got.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 10: I would always try to make it worse.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Well it doubles out.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: That was one of the things we were talking before
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: the break, Like Greg was mentioning certain things that he
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: was into as a kid he can't imagine doing now
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: dumpster diving.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Gross.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah all right, well, I mean but I couldn't stop,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: not as a kids, as a young like, so one
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: of our neighbors just moved and they had all this
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: stuff out of the curb. Now, as a younger version
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: of myself, I would have like looked to see what
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: they had. It looked to be some pretty decent stuff.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: There was a one time recent I was taking a
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: walk around the neighborhood the dog and someone was getting
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: rid of their quote old luggage. This stuff looked brand new, okay,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: and it was like just on the curb. Oh wow,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: it was next to all the garbage. I'm like, dude,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: who's tempting? So some stuff can be good, that's true.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: But like, man, I remember, like I was in my
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: early twenties, just broke as a joke, and if somebody
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: threw out something halfway decent and I saw it sitting
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: out there before the garbage trucks got to it, I
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: would I would take it, like, I would never do that.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: The worst was when you were like at the fair
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: with a friend and they bought whatever, a corn dog
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: and they ate half of it and then you see
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: him just throw it away. I would have eaten.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: I would never do that.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Please, You've eaten cookies out of the garbage.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't know. I'm weird about like other
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: sharing food sharing food yeah, and everyone, Oh do you
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: want to buy this?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: I'll never lick it, I'd still.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: Then we started talking about like stuff you were hiding
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: from your parents, or like you get in trouble or
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: you'd find something, or how would you hide your cigarettes, so.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Over hide anything in a tree that we would put
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: cigarettes up on tree branches and fun childhood, Greg say,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: you would do what you would?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I didn't had much, but I would.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 9: I had secret boyfriends in high school, right, so I
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 9: would have notes from them. And pro tip kids, you
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 9: take like the picture frames in your house, open the
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 9: back of it and put like the notes behind the
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 9: picture and.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: Be like, I don't keep this for late not easy
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: to access.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 7: But also who would That's a great idea, And it
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 7: just reminded me we had the opposite problem because we
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 7: were always trying to make like makeshift pipes and stuff
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 7: for our weed. And so you would unscrew your faucet
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 7: and take the little screens out because they were the
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 7: perfect size. And after a while my mom's like, what
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 7: the hell's wrong with the water? But good year or two,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 7: that was perfect.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 10: That's good.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: My question why did Morgan's boyfriends have to remain a secret?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 10: I didn't want to tell my parents. I was dating
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 10: it bad boys actually, But it wasn't like you weren't
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 10: allowed to date. No, I was allowed to.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: But they were older than dating. Were you doing stuff
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: that you weren't supposed to do other than dating. Hell yeah, so, like,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: where would that happen if your parents were paying such
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: close attention.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 10: And there at the guy's house because the guys were
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 10: older and.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: They around their houses and they owned a home.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 10: They've done their own though.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, there you go, Greg, There's there's something else, like
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: I've just outgrown besides sleeping on a couch for more
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: than just one night, right you know, like you know,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: I'd rather just go get a hotel. I'm never sleeping
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: on the ground camping sex in the backseat.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Of a car. You didn't. You've never done that as
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: as an adult.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe in my like twenties, but you only do
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: that when you have nowhere to go, but I like now.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Or you do it early in the relationship, yes, right,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Or you receive things while driving.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, drag, that's that's actually fair. If
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: you were driving, even in the badass cyber truck, and
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: someone wanted to do that to me, I would probably decline,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: ex like I don't want to.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Deal with the trouble. Yeah, I will do this later.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: You guys have no fun. I guess I thought about
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: that recently. I thought we should revisit that sea bad.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your parents are odds in different ways, but like,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: were they like overly strict or like did you have
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: to hidetuff from him? Or is it like one of
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: those really cool my man, my friends had some cool
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: ass parents where they seem to be allowed to do whatever. Well,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: they were watch rated R movies and they care like
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: like junk food, what kind of music?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we did.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: They were definitely not the cool parents in that respect,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: although they were good.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: If you're gonna drink, you're gonna drink here.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, none of that crap. No, and don't drinking, no smoking,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: none of that stuff. How so I really didn't, but
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: I didn't have to, Like I didn't want to smoke.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: I when I was like sixteen seventeen, I was very
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: goodly hide liquor bottles because I my mom had built
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: out a little area in the basement for me to
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: live in because we didn't have enough bedrooms upstairs, and
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: I would hide liquor bottles like in the subfloor or whatever,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: Like I just bottle Jack Daniels, but like one or two.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: That was very dumb to do, of course, because it's
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: easily findable. But they would never go in my room.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: So the same idea with Sammy is that how are
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: they going to find it?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 10: You were the kid they sent to the basement.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I was.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: I was the eldest. And not only was I the eldest,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: I was also the school hookup for a full year
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: for liquor. So every so, because I had off campus privileges,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: every Friday, I would get liquor.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Not only would I get liqu high school, because like
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: through elementary school, you were homeschool right up until then
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: he went to the public school.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, So not only would I get liquor for all
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: the seniors, and then I had another guy who would
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: hit up the juniors. My other friend from his other
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: high school would go get liquor for his high school.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: So I had in the back of the van, in
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: the family van, I had, you know, three hundred dollars
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: in nineteen ninety eight money worth of liquor every.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Friday, school property, which was really smart.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, And to seabasses point, in my experience, all
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 8: the boys were the ones who had the alcohol and
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 8: held onto it. Like as a girl, I had no
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 8: reason to even like house.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 10: It or hide it.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Now he's an adult woman, you have no reason to
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: even need to have money to buy it because, like,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: you know, just for you, you still have no worries
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: when it comes to.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: Like going out and having a drink, do you want
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: to regular order of your like you're going to house party?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: And then the ladies are involved. It was always Goldschlager
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 6: and Apple.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Malibu Zema.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: Ice.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, was before Arles and James, was before all that?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what about Boons Boons farm the ladies love the moon?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Alright? Well, hey man, memories with Marlston, James and Miller,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Genuine Dress.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: Cigarette and Natty like although like by the mouth party
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: in that car.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: My one friend growing up, my buddy Joe, who you
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: guys met like his mom was oblivious. So really we
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: could have just kept stuff at his house. Yeah, we
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: could have left it on the kitchen table. She wouldn't
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: even like figured it out. She was oblivious.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: The oblivious parents, I know.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: a politically correct world.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: That is Greg Gory.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: We got Menace, Hey, Gina gr SeaBASS, it is right there.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: We got Sammy Morgan is here and.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Phones open eight seven seven forty four wood.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: He sent us a text over to two two nine
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: eight seven out. Even though we're not hiding things from
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: parents anymore, we have to hide things from co workers.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: I think every office goes through this at some point,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: whether it's meals that are left in the refrigerator, people
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: taking other people's stuff, you know.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: And I'll say radio is worse. Oh this is dude.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: These are the thieves up people who got fired for
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: stealing like it's so stupid. They actually got fired. Oh yeah,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: this is a dude that was caught like two in
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: the morning taking lift passes for a ski resort and
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: he was told all you had to do if you
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: wanted those was asked instead, you're now fired.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: But like I was, we are lucky, quite frankly to
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: have our own locked studio because in past stations, if
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: you left anything at all, bottle of promotional whatever, DVD, anything,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: it was gone.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: And I'll give I'll give you a perfect example. You
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: guys remember the story.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: So yes, our studio is locked.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: However, I had, I guess, I guess I got distracted
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: because I had printed off some stuff for the show,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: like some prep stuff like stuff. I had written things
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: for the show for the next day, and I had
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: printed it off and it was sitting on the printer
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: outside of our studio. Okay, I just hadn't collected it yet.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: I got distracted by like another whatever. Anyway, So it
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: turns out the person who had came on the air
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: after us picked that stuff up, went into the studio,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: used it as their own and then knew it was mine,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: knew it belonged to the show, and then tried to
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: like be all slick about it and put it back
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: after It's like, wait a minute, and we found out
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: about it, and I'm like, dude, what the hell are
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: you doing?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 9: Well.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: It also turns out that there was one day where
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: we left the door open and he walked in here,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: walked over to like my pile of stuff that I
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: have over here on the side, and just like flip
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: through to see what he could use for his show.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: Like walked into our studio. Remember that guy, Yeah, he
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: has a word here in a long time.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: I watched it on camera because there's oh yeah, eight
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: cameras and.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Said, you say, there's cameras all over the place, so
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, there was.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: Then there was a guy He's sitting in the office
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: when this dumb ass walked in.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then there was another guy, and I confronted
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: him personally. I'm like, do what the effort you doing?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: What do you say? I put it back?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's not the point, my god. I thought, well,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: I just there's a guy, and you would think that
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: he would know better. I'll tell you why in a second.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: But when Taylor Swift was doing a big tour and
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: they were all this like you know, people were like
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: lining up forever for the merchandise, Yeah okay, sure, or
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: our sister station, which is like the top forty station,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: they had all this stuff that they were doing part
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: of the promotions for, you know, the Taylor Swift phenomena
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: whatever was going on. And this guy had a key
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: to the different offices, so he was going in, like
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: in the middle of the night and taking stuff out
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: of the office.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: So then the people from the.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: Radio station would go like, oh, well, what the hell happened?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: Where do the Taylor Swift whatever's go. We'll go back
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: on the cameras. So they go to the person and
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: they go, hey, can you pull up the cameras And
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: they're like, oh yeah, we really couldn't really couldn't find anything.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: So this is a big mystery. But then they had
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: the people in the IT and engineering department go look
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: at the same cameras that this person was supposed to
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: look at.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: And what do you know there?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: It is because the person who took all this stuff
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: was the person in charge of all the cameras. You know,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: you know where all the cameras are.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: Way to defeat that is to make sure the cameras
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: aren't set to record.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, duh.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: But I guess he didn't have control over all that.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: I think it was just he had access, like if
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: somebody needed something pulled. I don't think he had the
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: control to do that because like you would think of
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: all the people he would know about it.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: Anyway, hold up magnets against it.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: A long story longer. This is the email that we
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: just got. They just send everybody an email. You have
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: it over their sea bass.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, this just came in a reminder about your overnight
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: desk items. Please be mindful of leaving personal belongings on
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: your workstation overnight. Now I first saw that, I thought, oh,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: they're mad about people, even like because of this office
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: supposed to be and whatever.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, anything left unsecured has done so at
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: your own risk. And they're saying they accept no responsibility
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: for theft in the office, not liable for lost, stolen,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: or damaged items. We recommend taking your high value items
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: home or throwing them securely in a cabinet or office
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: locked office by the end of the day. In other words,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: we've had somebody stealing something and it's that I hope
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: they found it on the camera. We don't know, but
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: now they have to send this out because people can't
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: be not thieves in this office.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: Well, you know what they're leaving with no problem is
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 7: the rotting.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Food and the refrigerator.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: But Gina, every refrigerator has a sin that they'll they'll
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: clean it out at the end of every week.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 10: But it's not in English though, oh wait it is.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so which that turn out in force. But yeah,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: just the classic radio station scum baggery. Now that being said,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: I leave, I have computer speakers again, so it's all
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: locked in a closet, so or not at an office
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: I should or.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 15: In this or in this room.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 10: You got a Dilda in there too, kinds of so
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 10: many stable.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Now, wood he's really probably the best perse Woody
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: and Morgan probably are the two people who talk to
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: the folks around here the most. So you guys now
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: have to go out and ax and find out what
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: was stolen?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 10: Wat recar Where are the social butterflies here?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, absolutely what he talks to everybody, and well,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: I mean he's upper level, your lower level obviously.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 10: Thank you for clarifying that, like, because no one was
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 10: clear on that.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: And Morgan, you know what you may notice, yes, same artists,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: like one of your little low level buddies might be
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: gone and that's the person who stole obviously.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, buddies.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty losers absent today. What he's making to see,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: he's making some calls already.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: Hold on, we'll Steven get a steeve. We can get
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: an answer. We'll see if he even answers. First busy, Yeah,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: I'm saying in an email right now, what gay man,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: what got stolen?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: And if.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: It's like some probably some promotional items again that they
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: need for something, yeah, because otherwise because people don't bring
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: their own I mean, people who work in radio don't
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: have any money, so they don't bring their own things in.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 6: Really, I mean, if it's like in the sales area,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: there's always like a ton of promotional items stuff that
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: people just thought they could take.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 10: But it says high value items.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 7: To lock up your high value items.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: This indicates that it's a personal property thing, not a
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: company property.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Per or a wall.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I would think, like, uh, you know, there's
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: more and more places because they're I mean, they are
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: trying to save every dime they can. So I wouldn't
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: be surprised if they start firing people for taking you know,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: copy paper, toilet paper, the plastic forks from the and
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: they you know, they say that that's I mean, I
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: guess technically it would be stealing if you just like
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: took it to bring it home the right.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: I've lost some of my big sharp chef's knives and
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: that's why I put my name on them.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, Seas I got a text yesterday from
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 9: a guy that works downstairs.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 10: He's like, what Sea Bass's knife doing down here?
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: What I told you?
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 10: He's like, why does he have to write his name
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 10: on everything?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: Because otherwise they walk away and they still walk away downstairs.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I ended up down there, like I don't I
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: don't consider like the you know, copy paper things like that.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: Well, if you took a pen, okay, But I would
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: I would think that's stealing it.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 10: What about the waters in the fridge because I always
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 10: take a bottle of water and I go.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: Home with it. That's why they have those in there
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: for people to use.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: On site.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Nervous So a study looked into the data from hotels
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: to see what customers steal the most, and pretty much
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: anything that's not bolted down at the end of the list.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: It's like trash cans. Imagine taking the trash can. And
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: I like the way you can separate right here because
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: they have like a lot of the hotel rooms have
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: like recyclables, lamps, irons. I'm going from the bottom to
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: the most stolen TV remotes, like the universal ones, dishes,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: so I'm assuming like the glasses, This one I don't
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: really consider taking because I thought that you were allowed
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: to take those pens.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought they were for us. They are.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: I take them every time.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because my wife constantly loses the ones.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 4: I get really nice ones.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: Uh hair dryers. Who would think to take the hair
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: you're allowed to take? They're going to charge you after.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: These are the most stolen items. Pillows.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to take that blanket you have.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I was in. But yes, I did take a
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 10: pillow from a hotel. I've taken a blanket that the hotel.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to think about, Oh god, comforter those are like.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 10: So it wasn't a comforter.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 8: It was one that I had to like. I think
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 8: I special asked for, but it was it was nice.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 8: It was like a nit blanket.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 10: It was like a waffle type one.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 8: And I really do and I did, and I went,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 8: you know what if they charged me, they charged me,
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 8: I want this blanket, and they just never did.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 10: I expected to be charged.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Toilet trees, which again if they were little sample ones
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: like who cares about it? But now a lot of
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: the places have like the big bottles of stuff there
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: that like lock mechanism thing or.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 10: Whatever, refill your own bottle before you leave.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, toilet trees.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: Hangers.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: A lot of the hotels have nicer wood ones. Sometimes
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: you can't even get those off the rod.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Now I have destroyed a couple of hotel hangers. Like
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: when I've jammed up the well, when I've jammed up
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: the toilet, yea, because I'm doing abortions and I.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 7: Don't you a hanger down the toilet.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: No, So like as a plunger. I didn't kind of remember,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't clear plunging.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm used to having the but washing toilet
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: seed at home. Don't need a lot of toilet paper
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: just to drive, right, just to clean up and sea
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: basket and appreciate that because he does the same thing
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: and a lot less toilet paper. But if it's just
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: like a regular toilet with toilet paper, like this is
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: where Sam and I are the same. We will use
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: a boxing glove worth of toilet paper, so you'll you'll
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: get a you'll get a clog from time to time. Right, Yeah,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: so uh, there's no plungers in the hotel, and I'm like,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: I don't have to call the person to come out there,
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: which I have, and I will have them come plunge
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: the toilet, right. But what I will try first is
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: I'll go into the closet and you have the ones
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: the the hangars that have like a wooden dowrod that
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: goes across the bottom of the plants. Yeah yeah, but
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: like yeah, there's like a but there's a metal bar
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: and then a wood bar that goes right next to
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: it that kind of holds the pants together. I'll rip
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: that wood deal out of there, use that to kind
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: of jam into the toilet, to pull like the clog
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: back out toward you know, the the inside of and
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: I'll get over. Yeah, and then and then usually everything
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: goes out because it's like it's just a matter of
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: like a snowball's worth of toilet paper getting clumped right there.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: And so you just kind of.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: Relieve it when you think after one time doing that, Greg,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: you'd be so mortified that you'd figure out how to
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: wipe your butt properly.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: I would go to school, you know, you.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: Know what I've done since then, what I've done since then.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: And sometimes I'll go into and I think about it,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: like if I go in there, just take a leak,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: I'll see how strong the flush is. Oh yeah, you'll
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: give it. Yeah, and if it's a if it's a
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: pretty weak flusher, but I'll do it. So I have
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: to take a dump, I'll go back down to the
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: ones in the lobby and I'll dump down there.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, something clears out and clogs up. I can just
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: clear out.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's whatever? Just do what Greg and I would do,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: run out the window.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: Hangars. Okay, these are the top two most stolen things, bathrobes,
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: people take the robes anymore.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And then number one.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: Is towels, but the robes always have notes like if
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: you take this towel, you'll be charged one hundred.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: I'm not a robe guy, so I would never take.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: But but now that I think they don't keep track
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: of the towels as closely because now a lot of
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: the hotels they'll say like, oh, we're only coming through
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: the clean once every other day, or like once during
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: your stay or you know, so what it was every day,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: they would know, okay, take one, leave one, take one
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: leave one. Now with like if you go a couple
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: of days and there's no house cleaning, you can still
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: call for more towels, but they're not necessarily taking the
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: old ones.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: And you know where they absolutely don't keep track is
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: at the pool. So you go to the floor, you
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: put your towel around your waist, go back to your room.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: The lines on them stripes, Yeah, the nic one that
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: is accurate except at like Vegas resort style pools. Yeah,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: you have a towel key, Yeah, you put your key,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: you give them your key, but we get correct for
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: average hotels.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: That is accurate. I want to just giving out false
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: information made it just in time wood show his back.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: So I got to answer you guys, what as to uh?
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: What's what got the email going for?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 18: You?
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: Lock up on your stuff, put your valuables away. We're
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: not responsible.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: So one of the salespeople had their air pods stolen.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: Track those, yeah, and they probably left them out if
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: you have the cloud.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: If not, that be something cool like a Louis Baton person.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: We got it all off this email about a pair
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: of iPods. That's what that's. Yeah, that's a that's such
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: a dick move.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 7: Letdown.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: You're walking by somebody's desk. I think I'll just take these.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: Who would put other people too? Is not surprised by it?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: We were were we were talking about this. That doesn't
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: surprised me one bit.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: Not a here.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 19: I mean, I was telling Woody that, you know, even
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 19: microphones have gone disappearing from different studios.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: People take the microphones out of the radio studios.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 19: Yeah, they swapped it with a really crappy one. Our
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 19: engineer walked in on. That's not the same microphone.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 19: Coincidentally, somebody stopped working here a week prior to there's
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 19: the update on that all right, welcome back, and we
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 19: have some more follow up stuff from the av end.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 19: The Oscars have porn, We're sea Bass was hanging out
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 19: with all this. We had their their worst day at
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 19: work conversation and now. But there's all because it's again
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 19: it's a fan expo too, and so there's all these
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 19: different things that people can go there, and there's products.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: Right for the fans and for the performers. Yeah, so
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: not just for the performance, but also for just the people. Yeah,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: just the every day Joe, Like you.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: Don't have to get a ticket to see the stuff or.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: Because the expo is it is like a comic con style.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 4: Think there are things you want to do inside there.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 4: People want to meet and see. Now, one thing I
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: saw which we've had many conversations with Morgan about selling
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: her stuff online and socks and whatnot, and she decided
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: to do the very smart thing of just using our
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 4: personal Instagram.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah it's working off great.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: Yes, so far, so good, right, Sammy, Yeah, great idea. Well,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: this this is a need that has been met. There
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: is a company that I ran across called all Things
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: Worn at all Things warn dot com and they handle
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: all that for you. Here's one of the ladies here.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 12: Girls pay a set fee, so fifteen dollars a month,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 12: and that gives them instant access to all of our
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 12: verified buyers, to all of the perks, all the tools.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 12: It's basically their own storefront. We don't take any money.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 12: They work hard, so they keep the money. No commission,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 12: it's just a membership fee.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: True, yes, you work hard.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 4: True right, Well, that's what they do this, So you
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 4: pay them fifteen dollars. Then they give you a whole
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: list of perverts like a leads list, which has, as
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: she said, are verified. And here's a some of the
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: ideas here about the items you can sell, all right.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 12: It starts with panties, dirty socks, dirty shoes, miles of
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 12: spit under bottles with Yeah, we have buyers that buy
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 12: girls bins of trash. They just package it out, put
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 12: it in a box and ship it off.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: You can tell she's gonna do a lot of selling. Yeah,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: always starting.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: To people are buying actual garbage. Yeah, okay, I do it.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 10: I know also mine it can be yours.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: Well, dude, if you if you listened to the uncensored
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: segment that we had from the a v NS the
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: other day, we had that one chick who she had
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: her I U D removed, she kept it for she
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: left it in a drawer. And this other guy was
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: looking to buy some Oh, he wanted to buy used tampon.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: She's like, nah, I don't use those, but what I
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: have to buy my used I U D.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: And he bought that. Yeah, here's the thing is but
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: even that, to me is less weird than buying somebody's garbage.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 10: I agree.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing though, is that with Morgan too. She
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: only she's only broadcasting to so many perves. As she said,
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 4: these guys, these are verified perves. You will pay and
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 4: I'm sure when you get out there doing a lot
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: of it, you get these people Nicolin Dimond, and they
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 4: just want the conversation and the interaction.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 7: It is a great idea.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's pretty good.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 7: So they have all these different categories, but I have.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 10: A personal connection to my perves. Thank you very much.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: This is just too she's more pers she's more boutique, right,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: thank you. This moves are looking for you, very disappointed.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: This is literally there's McDonald's and then there's her place
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: called burger where all the vowels are removing from the
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 3: name of the place.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: It's like when somebody does.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 7: It's like when an agent is trying to pick you
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 7: up and you're like, I want to keep one hundred
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 7: percent of my profits in the agent's like one hundred
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 7: percent of zero.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: You know, like this is this is a huge population.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 7: Give them fifteen bucks a month.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and let me do it. Here's here's she is here,
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: here she is hitting a house meets those needs.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 12: So many platforms right now are banning content creator accounts
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 12: for things like this, so it actually could be pretty
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 12: interests to just have some guy reach out to you
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 12: and start selling them. Our buyers are all verified, so
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 12: we make sure that they're not time wasters, they're not scammers,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 12: there's nothing dangerous happening. We know that they want to
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 12: spend money on kink content that is good.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: Do you know if they're on some kind of watch
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 3: list or how Well, the first part is the most
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: important part of that.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because the interactions and the d ms could no
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 6: offense gets flagged and your account could get.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: You Yeah, what you're doing is area is not legal
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: or not not according to their terms of service. Really,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that even only fans does not let
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: you sell use clothing on there.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: So some of the products that you were able to
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: find if you were at the Avians in Vegas.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 18: A s. C.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Bass was last weekend.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 4: And if you are selling things, I talked to some
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: of the the ladies out there, Morgan. So here's some
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: ideas of some of the things that active porn stars
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 4: sell from a Jennifer White.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 18: I recommend selling custom videos along with them. I think
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 18: that makes a little more personal and the fans really
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 18: enjoy it. So basically you'll film a custom video for
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 18: them in the panties that they want, and then.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: Some to them afterwards.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 10: Okay, that makes sense, that's very common.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: Or in your case, socks, Yeah.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: This socks would be easy, Like who cares if somebody
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: sees you in a pair of socks and then you're
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 3: taking them off and then putting them in all right
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: and putting in the envelope.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: By that's a good idea.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 10: It's very popular. It's like polaroids wearing what.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: That would be cute and you can handle that service
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: and you I think that you would not mind taking
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: a photo of yourself in the panties too, because.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 10: It's like a bathing suit literally swim suit.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and now we talked to Victoria Peaks as well
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 4: about some of the things she's been sad.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 16: Fans reach out to me and be like, do you
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 16: still have any of your own shoes that you taught and,
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 16: you know, standing all day on your feet?
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 12: You know?
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: Do you still have those?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 16: I'm like, actually, yeah, I do.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the chick that was the teacher.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is for that.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 3: We uh we spent a lot of time talking about
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: her in the uncensored segment of of the Tuesdays. If
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: you can handle yeah, I think uh, I think Gina
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: still has pt yesterday.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: That really got me.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 16: Pat. Fans reach out to me and be like, do
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 16: you still have any of your own shoes that you
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 16: taught in you know, standing all day on your feet,
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 16: you know, do you still have those? I'm like, actually, yeah,
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 16: I do.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like your voice.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 4: What are the guys doing with the shoes?
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 9: Well?
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: They smell yea, all that kind of stuff. All right,
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: what's next?
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, so next, guys, I hate to do this, but
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 4: we're gonna have some film with accents. There's a guy
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 4: who is selling something called the Jess Extender j Ees Extender,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: and I'll you know what, I'll have this man, first
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 4: introduce what this product is.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 11: Okay, we are the manufacturer of the best manufacturer.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: Class no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 11: We are the manufacturer of the best penis extenders on
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 11: the mark. So we are the inventors of the only
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 11: solution to get the permanent increase other than surgery.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: How are you saying?
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 15: So, what's the name?
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: I'm going to pass around a photo of the extender
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 4: in action. You guys can take a look. Well what
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 4: he plays this clip?
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: How you make yourself zizzag?
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's medieval splint.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like what they do for the guys who
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 4: linked them their legs talking about the Yeah, so here's
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: what he claims the JESS extender can do.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 11: Okay, So, basica, you need to train with our device
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 11: for a period of time, and we guarantee an increase
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 11: in the length by around twenty eight percent after four months.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 15: Guarantee.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm gonn look at what's twenty eight percent
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: of one point five?
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 4: I like that guarantee though. Now, normally, because these penises,
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: you know everything, We've heard all the claims in the world.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: Now I looked up.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 4: There are some semi scientific studies done with things of
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: this nature that.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: Do back up his claims and they last forever, that's what.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: Or you just have to keep using this stupid so
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: you can.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 3: Go from one point five inches to one point nine.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 7: I'm looking at some of the reviews too. It says
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 7: easy to fit into my routine while reading or watching TV.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 7: Doesn't interrupt my.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 6: Schedule at all. Oh, I'm trying to figure out how
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 6: you can this. But I know a radio person who
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 6: made six figures who had this process of extending your
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 6: penis by like clipping the no, but by like kind
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 6: of like sitting in a certain way on top of it.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 6: Can you say that, so like you stretch it, stretch
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 6: it and you sit on it for a period of time.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 6: And it was like this whole process because it's so
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 6: funny because it came from uh, trans the trans world
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 6: tucking and find out like tucking extended it in.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: A certain way.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 4: Well, here's the mechanism behind this jess extender.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: All right, So if you need the bigger penis, the
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: j Ees extender, you can look at us.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 11: So over time, if you gently stretch our body tissues,
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 11: they will create new cells because of the process we
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 11: call cytokinesis or cellar division, and then you will have
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 11: new sustained tissue rolls over time.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 4: You need a new on what he's saying, excited kinesias.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: Don't think that's the right cellular stretching, but that's the
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: process of cells. Excuse me replicating. I think he was
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: looking for pdms.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: You guys know that is right. Yeah, no, just the
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: basic kit, the original one, two hundred and twenty nine dollars.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 4: But what does this worth for the biggest way you
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: know you ever had any talking about your percent guarantee?
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: Mechano transduction also the thing he was thinking of. But
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 4: here's how you use the extender.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, back to our friend again. Warning, fun accent.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 11: When you regulate these little rods so you can increase
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 11: detraction force over time, it's like having almost a three
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 11: kilos of traction force. We always say that this is
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 11: not a sprint, is a maratons consistently for a build
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 11: of time, starting from one hour to day up to
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 11: four hours.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: You'll just crunch that thing. Yeah, you just want to go.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: You went to the how you say a gauge the.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 20: Time you never talk to full of feast, right you
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 20: maybe a pinky and then maybe a ring a finger
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 20: and then you go anyway to the mealle finger and
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 20: then the point of finger, not the spring to make
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 20: sure you keep your thumb a talk on the inside.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: Does it come in other colors? Because I want a
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 4: black one.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: They have the platinum one. It's a thousand bucks.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, so I see. So the just extender, Yes, that's
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: great for men. You can get an extra long organ
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 4: spont Yes, but they didn't not think of the women. Yes,
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 4: they thought them, And they have something for you as well.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: All right, spackle.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: Tightener, like like you move out of an apartment and
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: you know she didn't have a doorstop on there. Probably
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: so the door knob went through the dry walk. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 11: And is a potental blend of botanical oils and and
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 11: uh it's basically the only arousal oil on the market
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 11: with the double.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 4: Blind medical test to prove the afficacy.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 11: So it's really very good for like increasing the arousal
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 11: and bringing more blos go into the vagina with oils.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, double blind test vagina.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't look, don't look like putting this on you.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, there's just a couple of the product you
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: might be interested in that's learned about.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: And you know what, you come back with some really
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: good frien solved the problem for Morgan, and she does
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: take it.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 4: It's not good, it's a really good idea.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: We're going to take a quick break more what he
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 3: shows next?
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: Hang on, so what do you do?
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 13: We'll be right back.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: Get it, don't forget it? Who cares? A welcome back everybody?
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, So man, we're kind of all over
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: the place today, a lot of a lot of different
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: things just in this hour. We started with that that
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: email that we got from the office manager about how
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: we're supposed to lock up all of our stuff because
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: everybody Steven. We found out that, yeah, somebody, somebody stole
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: one of the sales one of the sales reps. They
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: had their AirPods stolen right here at the here at
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 3: the radio station. Yeah, like are the air maxes?
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: And then we went into and then we went into
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: some of the items that are for sale that uh
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: SeaBASS learned about at the Adult Video News Awards. That
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 3: was in the last segment. But that would come rocketing
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: back to UH office office doings.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: And you know I'm the king of shaming people for
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 4: leaving an unclean office. Indeed, unfortunately I contributed to the
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 4: problem very recently. I just texted this to everybody. You
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 4: want to pull that open. I was God, I was thinking,
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: if you know I could microwave some hard boiled eggs
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 4: because they put them in some water.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: God, power is this is microwave Monday. Here the Remember
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: I said, like putting things in the microwave that maybe
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  Speaker 3: good idea, bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do it now because I just I just
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  Speaker 1: broke the internet.
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  Speaker 7: You broke your fings like scrambled egg you went.
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  Speaker 3: To war seriously it Wow, it looks like big bird
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  Speaker 3: exploding in all over this microwave. Y.
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  Speaker 1: So what I did. I took that.
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  Speaker 4: There's a little tupperware thing in there. I filled that
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  Speaker 4: with water, put the eggs inside, put it on fifty
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  Speaker 4: percent power for like whatever seven minutes. Yeah, because because
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 4: the seven minutes in the boiling water is a hard
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 4: boiled egg and on half power again again submerged in water.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm sitting there monitoring it, and I hear a
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  Speaker 4: boom like one of those mortar fireworks going off. Oh man,
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  Speaker 4: I thought to myself, well, maybe one of the one
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: of the eggs cracked open a little bit. No, at
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  Speaker 4: the same time, all three fully turned themselves inside out.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 4: Every surface of that microwave is coated inroid. It's just
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  Speaker 4: absolutely wrecked. Like you need a new microwave, so you
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 4: should scrape it off and eat it.
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  Speaker 3: Like I get on my kids, and I'll get on
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 3: my wife because they'll like, let's say you like put
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: like a plate of spaghetti in the micro just to
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  Speaker 3: reheat it. You've got you've got to like put like
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  Speaker 3: a paper towel or something over to take a plate
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: to cover.
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  Speaker 1: How ocd my mom is.
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  Speaker 3: She bought like things that you use for reheating things
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  Speaker 3: in the microwave, so that cover plates like a dome.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: You have those extends accordions so you can make it taller.
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  Speaker 1: Like we have napkins at home.
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  Speaker 3: I never use them. I just take paper towel. I
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 3: ripped them and I fold them in half and I
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  Speaker 3: put them down next to where everybody sits. And I
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: know it's like a it seems so white trash do that,
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'd rather use the paper plates east your
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  Speaker 3: clean up. But like I don't know why I used
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  Speaker 3: the paper towels instead of napping. We have napkins.
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  Speaker 1: I only use them.
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  Speaker 4: Well, sometimes those napkins will have a metallic thread in them,
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 4: and that's bad obviously for microwaves.
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  Speaker 3: But I think I think a paper towel would uncover me.
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  Speaker 1: Here.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, uh shout out to uh Mengi and Gina would
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  Speaker 3: like to uh to give to give Menji some credit here.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Menji is the man. And you know he took
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 7: in the comments from the other day when when everyone
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 7: was busting his balls about only bringing one cup.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah and yeah the other day on the show. If
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  Speaker 3: he hadn't heard it, Menji who works in the production
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: department over there with with Bort, he went to the
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 3: break room to go get a coffee and there were
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 3: no cups. So what he did is he went downstairs
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 3: and he brought one cup back.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: He got himself a cup. Yeah, didn't bring like.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: More cups for everybody, just just the one cup. We said, Wow,
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 3: it's very sea bass, but like not sea bass in
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: the way, because sea bass at least like And he
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 3: gets to the copy or paper, he brings like a
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: couple all the reams of paper, but he will write
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 3: courtesy of Sea bass on there.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the spirit of that.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: After we busted Megji's balls for not bringing the cups up.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah he brought. I walked into the break room and
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 7: there was a giant stack of cups. I mean it
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 7: went up to like it was hitting the top of
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 7: the cabinet, and it had a sign on it. It said,
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 7: do not touch coffee cups only for the royals of
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 7: the land love a considerate low functioning adult.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: Because that's what were Why would nobody be able to
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: touch them? Yeah, they're only for us.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 7: I think we're the.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: Rights, because yeah, we looked like divas well.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: He was trying to think.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: It was geared toward you know, it was it was
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 3: geared to the people who are giving him crab for
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 3: which would be yea, we do. My point is like
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 3: we are not the the lords, right.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I just heard a little laugh when I said diva,
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 6: So is that what you were implying.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 18: That?
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 19: Sorry, that was Bort's laugh in the background. I think
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 19: you're the deepest here. You go back to Magi.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, No, my my whole thing was not that you
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: guys were the worlds.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 6: It was more like you guys were claiming this was
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 6: very passive aggressive, and so I just went, Okay, that's
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 6: not really passive aggressive.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 1: This is actually psychological wharf got it. He did a
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: good job. That's going well. Thanks for the cup.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for the I don't need one today, but
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 4: cool whatever the other day.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show all right, phones are open eight seven
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 3: seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a text
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  Speaker 3: over to two to nine eight seven. We welcome into
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 3: the studio. He is the pride up Coima. He is
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 3: the senior vice president and managing partner of club. Turn
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 3: up an email. We can't see you, Tim, we can
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 3: we can hear you. We can hear you, lad and clear.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 1: I feel the love, I feel the energy. DJ Tim Martine,
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 1: Hi from Los Angeles.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 3: How how warm is it there? I know gregus freezing
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 3: is nuts of It's.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 1: A chilly seventy two degrees. Oh my god, it's a
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 1: good time for us to leave, weren't you say?
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 3: Tim?
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 3: The best travel buddy on The Woody Show is Greg Gordon.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 3: By far, he is the worst traveler, as we all know.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: He's like when it comes to being on airplanes and stuff,
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 3: he is the worst torture it's pure that.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 1: Like, from the minute my foot touches the plane floor
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: until it touches land again, it's sheer terror.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 3: But I.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: Do hear all the.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 21: Horror stories about you traveling, but Greg every time, which
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 21: has only been twice now, yeah, that I have traveled
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 21: to you, it's nothing but a slice of having.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: Likewise on pad Oh likewise yeah, Tim, because it's the booze. Well,
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 1: it's a combo. He keeps me calm, and he laughs
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: and stuff, and he's good at distracting me. Yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: oh for sure.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 21: Our conversations, like I think the key took. I think
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 21: the key to Greg while traveling is just embraced the conversation. Yeah,
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 21: allow allow it to be as loud as possible, so
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 21: others around you go. You two are a good tie.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 21: Remember we were talking about like sex stuff.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 1: It was your neighbor.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 21: It was your neighbor across the street. That was I
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 21: don't know, sleeping with somebody. I can't remember that, yeah stuff.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: And then and this really nice lady sitting in front
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 1: of us stood up and turned around. She's like, thanks
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: for the good story.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 3: You could hear them, and people were like, everybody, you
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 3: know what Okay, So Tim is very helpful for Greg.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: He's almost like Greg's emotional support animal totally. He's his
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: emotional support Mexican.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 1: Everybody needs one. Everybody needs like I'm bad, so sweet
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 1: and Tim.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 3: You know, we talked about this before. You've been posting
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 3: a lot of stuff on your social media like these
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 3: kind of like you've been feeling I don't know whether
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 3: you're feeling inspired or like you're seeing these things and
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 3: you're sharing them.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these kind of inspirational quotes.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 3: You know, you can also be an emotional support Mexican
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 3: to you, Morgan, I don't have one because because Morgan
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 3: earlier in the week, like Morgan was on the air Monday,
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 3: she was crying, wait what on the air because right
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 3: now she's kind of got like a little funk, little
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 3: depression going on.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 1: And but we checked in with her.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 3: We checked in with her the other day and she
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 3: said she was feeling better and she's obviously there's a
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 3: ton of listeners who are supporting her. I wanted to know,
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 3: do you have any words of wisdom, what's the best
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 3: piece of advice that that you've got. I mean, Morgan
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: not feeling stuck, but just kind of feeling like some
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 3: good word stuck. Yeah, but not unhopeful, like you're hopeful
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 3: because you're you're stuck, but like it's almost like a.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 7: Caterpillar and a cocoon.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 10: Well, not going to give up, so like hopeful, I
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 10: have to be hopeful.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, So is this did something happen
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 1: be that triggered.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 9: This or you just.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: Phone?
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 19: Yeah?
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I didn't know.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 3: I feel like you had any like kind of like
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 3: words to words to live by, uh, some kind of
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 3: like what's the best piece of advice that you ever
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 3: got when it came to like when you were earlier,
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 3: earlier on in your career and things are kind of
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 3: coming together.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 1: That's that's the grind, that's the that's the struggle.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, is there anything that comes to mind that
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: you can give her? See he's very helpful, he's very good.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 21: Well, I will say this, like I don't sound so
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 21: stupid and so cliche, but like everybody when when growing
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 21: up in the business, like I used to really worry
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 21: about what others were thinking, Like what is when I
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 21: walked out of me?
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 4: It was like what what was that person thinking about?
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: When I opened my mouth and went out and Uh.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 21: My mentor in radio has always just said, I don't
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 21: sound so stupid, just like yo, like do you don't
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 21: sweat the small stuff, only only control which you can control.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 15: Dude.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 3: I heard a great quote when it comes to something
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 3: like that. You know, I love quotes. The quote was,
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: what others think of you is none of your business.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 3: Others think of you as none of your business.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 7: My professor in college said, when you're twenty, you care
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 7: about what everyone thinks of you. When you're four, you
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 7: stop caring what everyone thinks of you, And when you're
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 7: sixty you realize nobody was caring about you to begin
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 7: your already was judging you life.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 21: I hate to say I don't care, but I actually
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 21: don't care. Like at this point in my life, I'm like,
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 21: if you don't like me, all good. My my nucleus, my.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 1: My support core for people.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: So I tell Woody this all the time.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 21: I mean, literally, I can count it on two hands
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 21: how many people I can actually go, hey, you're one
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 21: of my people, you know, saying I.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 7: Mean, I have a plethora of acquaintances.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 1: Acquaintances.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 21: I'll even call him friends right, Like I'm a friendly guy,
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 21: Like I like to partake in drinking. I love to
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 21: go have a meal whatever, but to truly like, if
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 21: there's something really wrong, I just go, that's not the person, right,
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 21: Like I like you, I like you.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 1: We can go have a drink whatever.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 21: But it's truly trying to find who your people are
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 21: and just focusing on you and allowing them to help
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 21: you get to that point instead.
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 10: I it live on the air, that's OK.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 4: That's a good radio person.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: Also, Morgan, we're your people.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 7: We want to help.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but no one in this room.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 3: I can't say nobody on the staff, but I would
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 3: say nobody on the staff. Nobody on the staff is
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 3: rooting against you, like there's not Oh my god. And
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 3: then behind your back like remember a net of the
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: mood setup when we talked at.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: You walk away?
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like no, it's everybody right, and everybody's rooting.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 1: For you percent.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 21: I mean, I had one amazing, amazing afternoon with Morgan.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 21: I was just like, you have so much to offer,
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 21: you have no idea And I told you even I
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 21: think relationships came up and I was I told Morgan,
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 21: I said, respectfully, like you can have any guy you
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 21: want because we're it was we were talking about specifically relationships.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 21: I was just like, ah, Timorrow, I don't know about that.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 21: I go, you're selling yourself short. You literally can walk
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 21: out of this building and have any guy you want
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 21: for it. Well you do for sure, But whatever's bothering me?
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 1: Like just like just do you? Man? Like seriously, like
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 1: there's you have so much ahead of you.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 4: There's no reason to like drag yourself down, you know
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 1: Like, and there you go, t Mar the emotional.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 3: Support Mexican everybody need everybody, everybody multi talented, faceted. He's
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 3: getting so many areas include because you know, he's got
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: all this varied experience.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 1: Like back in the day he's.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: Doing you know, marketing and promotion and staging and you know,
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 3: production stuff now. But dude, back in the day he
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 3: was an actual club DJ, which is why you put
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 3: him in charge for the songs that we go up
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 3: in the club with. Here on a throw back Thursday.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 3: How's that for a transition? That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 3: So no particular theme this week, tim as, you know
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 3: what are we going with?
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I feel like I have neglected my roots.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 4: What he so I went there to nineteen eighty eight eight.
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great year. We're doing Spring Love Baby.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 1: See this is oh yeah, this is what gets Tim going. Yeah,
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going. Oh yeah, it's the Woodie Show.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 3: It's Throwback Thursday Spring DVB, Spring Love. It is the
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 3: Woody Show. It's all seven a second. It's it's it's
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 3: such an oxymoron, like, you know, all right, we're you
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 3: going with Tim?
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: We you know, we fired up. He's like, all right,
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 1: spring LOVETV. Sorry, it's Lincoln Park.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 3: That's that's what we love so much about Throwback Thursday Love.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 3: It's just fun, dude, Yeah, it's fun. Well, uh DJ
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 3: Tim Martinez, everybody, Yeah.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 1: I miss your Woody Show. All right, we'll we'll see
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: you in person next week.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, Insensitivity draining for political worlds, The Woody Show. All right,
• 1:58:59
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• 1:59:06
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• 1:59:08
  Speaker 1: We got one more day to.
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  Speaker 2: Go, guys.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow is Friday.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: Coming up for you. On Friday, we're gonna have the
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 3: fail Stories. We got the Duiq Menaces, late night Monologue,
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 3: weekend review. Yes, so you know, whatever pants you wear
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 3: for dad jokes, you're laughing pants.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 1: Make sure you pack those for tomorrow with built in
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  Speaker 1: diapers and.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 3: Anything else we can do to get through the morning
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 3: into the weekend as quickly as possible. Tomorrow Friday here
• 1:59:35
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• 1:59:39
  Speaker 3: that numbers eight seven, seven forty four Woody.
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 1: You'd also find as follow us on social media. Look
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  Speaker 1: for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 1: parting words of wisdom please. Yeah. Sometimes your brain will say,
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: you know what, let's have thirty seven random thoughts all
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: at once and not finish single one. I think menace
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 1: sometimes that is.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 3: That's how I would ascribe it, because I think sometimes
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 3: Mena says something. He's already had the conversation in his head,
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 3: and he says something, and we're all sitting here going like,
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 3: what are you talking about?
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, starting like halfway through the conversation.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 3: No, No, you're the only like, I think in his
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: head it made sense because there was more context to
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 3: it in his head.
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 4: Just not good listeners.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 7: There are there is a time or two where it'll
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 7: be quiet in here. You'll be like and that's because.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 1: Like, what, where's the first part or false start?
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah right right, all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 3: thank you so much for giving the show some of
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 3: your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it,
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 3: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 3: suck it. We'll catch back here on Friday. Have a
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 3: great day. Sam D Double lamp quit da s bitch,