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Hour 1 - Mad to the Max · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: We go.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, it's our number one, our number one of the
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  Speaker 2: day of the month of March. And here we are
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  Speaker 2: up all night recording this podcast for you, forced to
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  Speaker 2: it's all about Mad Max. We react to the news
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  Speaker 2: of the day. How much influence does Max Crosby have
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  Speaker 2: in his endorsement of Aaron Rodgers to Vegas? Also, the
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  Speaker 2: Giants have emerged as the betting favorite to land Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 2: Your reaction to that, and is there really a path
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  Speaker 2: for Sam Darnold to stay in Minnesota. We'll toss that
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  Speaker 2: around as well. It's all coming your way right now.
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  Speaker 2: Buckle up, it's our number one, Mad to the Max.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a plan. Welcome. In the beginning night of
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  Speaker 3: That's not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: So our lead this hours I mentioned from football and
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  Speaker 2: Mad Max and Sin City, and the only player that
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  Speaker 2: has any kind of cachet, any kind of aura in
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  Speaker 2: Vegas is one. And it's a defensive player who wants
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  Speaker 2: you to know and wants the world know. He's got
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  Speaker 2: a plan for the Raiders. He's got it all figured out.
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  Speaker 2: And if you didn't hear about this, maybe not, why
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  Speaker 2: would you Probably no reason you would have heard this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how you would have heard them, but
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  Speaker 2: the Raiders defensive end Max Crosby.
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  Speaker 3: Max Crosby said that he wants.
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Rogers relaxed. He wants Aaron Rodgers to play in
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  Speaker 2: Las Vegas in twenty twenty five, speaking on his Fledgling podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Because everyone's got one, even I have one, so Crosby said.
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  Speaker 2: I think with all the doubt and negativity around Rogers,
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  Speaker 2: he's going to have a big year. I hope it's
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  Speaker 2: in our town, Crosby said, And the latest episode of
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  Speaker 2: another jock podcast that would be legendary. He stated, all right,
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  Speaker 2: so the Raiders, if you don't know this, they suck.
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  Speaker 2: They also have an open chair. They have an open chair.
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  Speaker 2: They won four games and lost thirteen with my guy
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  Speaker 2: Gardner Minshew starting some of those games, Aidan O'Connell and
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  Speaker 2: the parade of other losers that came through Vegas. So
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  Speaker 2: let's discuss the question how much does Max Crosby's endorsement
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  Speaker 2: of Aaron Rodgers matter to Vegas?
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  Speaker 3: How much does it matter to Vegas?
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  Speaker 2: So I've got Grizzly Bear, mister Skin, and GPS, and
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  Speaker 2: we'll combine all of these things together and we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: make some pigs in a blanket. Perfect appetize. You get
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  Speaker 2: like a wedding of bar Mitz or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: You get those pigs in a blanket. That's the way
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  Speaker 2: to go. So my first thought on this Max Crosby,
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  Speaker 2: who without getting into the meat of the matter right away,
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  Speaker 2: Max Frosby, you look at him and it's like AI
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  Speaker 2: generated what a raider defensive player should look like. He's
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  Speaker 2: right out of Central Casting. And if you put that
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  Speaker 2: into like the supercomputer and said what's a Raider, it
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  Speaker 2: would be Max Crosby. The image of Max Crosby would
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  Speaker 2: come up. Now, regardless of that, do I think Mac
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  Speaker 2: Crosby has any real influence over what.
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  Speaker 3: The Raiders do?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I think there's a better chance Max Crosby's traded.
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  Speaker 2: Then the Raiders listen to Max Crosby on who should
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  Speaker 2: play quarterback in Vegas, so his ability to affect the
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  Speaker 2: outcome of roster moves. So the Raiders is squad doosh. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's like the Joker from Batman. It's zero zip and
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  Speaker 2: zilchanada all that stuff. Now it's just background noise. It's
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  Speaker 2: all it is background noise. Now this is Tom Brady's opportunity.
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  Speaker 2: He is the Grizzly Bear, not an underwear. He's the
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  Speaker 2: grizzly bear. And we know that the bear from watching
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  Speaker 2: nature documentaries back in the day. The bear marks the
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  Speaker 2: territory by doing what by scratching at trees and by
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  Speaker 2: leaving claw marks on trees. So Tom Brady's trying to
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  Speaker 2: leave a claw mark on the race, even though he's
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  Speaker 2: only got a bit part of the team, not a
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  Speaker 2: controlling interest. Mark Davis has no idea what he's doing.
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  Speaker 2: He's eating that orange chicken at PF Changs. He doesn't
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  Speaker 2: know what's going on, so he's allowing Tom Brady to
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  Speaker 2: decide what's happening. Brady hired a puppet and he's the
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  Speaker 2: GM by proxy. So one of his old college buddies
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  Speaker 2: is allegedly the GM but we know Tom Brady is
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  Speaker 2: supposed to calling the shots here. But Brady needs something
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  Speaker 2: because he's got nothing. He's I mean, he is on
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  Speaker 2: pace to be the next Michael Jordan as far as
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  Speaker 2: great all time players that blow as executives. Remember he
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  Speaker 2: wanted Ben Johnson. He said, did me Mike Johnson? And
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  Speaker 2: Ben Johnson said, screw you, I'm going to Chicago. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going there. So he already flopped on the outside
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  Speaker 2: of the box coaching hired Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Pete Carroll's good.
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  Speaker 2: I have nothing against Pete Carroll, but it's not exactly
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  Speaker 2: an original hire. When Pete's already had three or four
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  Speaker 2: NFL head coaching jobs.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's three. This is his fourth.
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  Speaker 2: But depending on who gets the Raider quarterback job, this
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  Speaker 2: is the opportunity, right, this is the opportunity. And it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't seem like Aaron Rodgers is legit based on the
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  Speaker 2: information that we know. There's really nothing out there that's
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  Speaker 2: all that exciting though. That's the problem. There's nothing out there.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, that's pretty good. Sam Darnell, please come on.
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  Speaker 2: Russell Wilson, the rotting carcass of Russell Wilson. If they
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  Speaker 2: signed Russell Wilson, they might as well make a deal
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  Speaker 2: with Seattle, bring back like the twelfth slogan to.
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  Speaker 3: The to Vegas. They can add that out.
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  Speaker 2: There and see if Richard Sherman wants to keep playing
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  Speaker 2: all right now, page two, So if Vegas is out,
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  Speaker 2: if Vegas is out, where will mister Rogers.
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  Speaker 3: Neighborhood end up? Where does it end up?
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  Speaker 2: So now we've learned, based on minutes long malor research,
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  Speaker 2: that the most likely outcome at this Remember, we do
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  Speaker 2: the show today. We're not worried about tomorrow show or
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  Speaker 2: yesterday's show. We do the show right now. So today's
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  Speaker 2: show we're concerned about. And the favorites to land Aaron
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  Speaker 2: Rodgers are the g Hey and Ts Giants. They are
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  Speaker 2: at minus one fifty odds to s over on DraftKings
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  Speaker 2: to acquire the services of Aaron Rodgers. We're not sure
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  Speaker 2: if that's good or bad for our purposes. It's good,
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  Speaker 2: we know that. So the question, it's obviously interesting. The
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  Speaker 2: question is the Giant's now emerging as that betting favorite
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  Speaker 2: for Aaron Rodgers, not the Raiders.
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  Speaker 3: What is your reaction to that?
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  Speaker 2: So, as I often point out gambling markets are a
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  Speaker 2: pretty good indicator of outcomes. Not perfect, but they're pretty
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  Speaker 2: good indicator. They have liability. The real mister skin is
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  Speaker 2: in the gambling market, the guy pointing out naked people
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  Speaker 2: in movies because they got skin in the game, right,
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  Speaker 2: They got skin in the game, and there's money tied up,
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  Speaker 2: and if they get it wrong and everyone goes one
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  Speaker 2: direction and those people win and they know they're bleeding
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  Speaker 2: money becomes problematic. But Aaron Rodgers is a one man circus,
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  Speaker 2: not that great anymore, but it's under the big top,
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  Speaker 2: Come one, come all fun, for all ages, for Aaron Rodgers,
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  Speaker 2: not for the squeamish or the faint of heart. Watching
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers play quarterback, and I just love the idea
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  Speaker 2: that he could blow through Jersey, suck with the Jets,
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  Speaker 2: and then end up stinking up the joint with the Giants.
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  Speaker 2: That's just perfect. That is poetry is not in motion
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  Speaker 2: because Rogers doesn't have a lot of motion anymore, but
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  Speaker 2: it would be great. Now. Final thought, we go to
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  Speaker 2: Minnesota franchise deadline day has come and gone, and the
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  Speaker 2: Vikings have decided. As we knew they were not going
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  Speaker 2: to play tag with Sam Donald. It is interesting to
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  Speaker 2: note though, it is interesting to note the Vikings are
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  Speaker 2: said to be in negotiations with the aforementioned quarterback Sam Donald.
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  Speaker 2: They have discussed a short term deal that would keep
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  Speaker 2: him in the Twin Cities. So they're said to be
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  Speaker 2: mutual interest. Okay, so Sam Donald, like, somebody wants to
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  Speaker 2: offer me money, I'll listen. I'll listen. If someone wants
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  Speaker 2: to offer you money, you listen. So free agency begins
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  Speaker 2: in less.
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  Speaker 3: Than a week.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're very excited about that. Try to stay calm,
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  Speaker 2: Try to stay calm. I know it's very exciting. It's titillating,
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  Speaker 2: that is what it is, all right, So is there
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  Speaker 2: really a path for Sam Donald to stay in Minnesota?
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  Speaker 3: Is there a path?
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  Speaker 2: So there should not be a path, right, objectively speaking,
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  Speaker 2: it's dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. The reason that Donald
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  Speaker 2: would go back to Minnesota is no one else wants it, right,
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  Speaker 2: Think of this. The Vikings with Donald, they were a
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  Speaker 2: paper like a paper mache building. They were a house
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  Speaker 2: of cards. You knew what was gonna happen, and it
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  Speaker 2: happened as we anticipated. Very few things in life are
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  Speaker 2: guaranteed but watching Sam Donald drool down his chin in
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  Speaker 2: a big game. Yeah, So you gotta say, the only
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  Speaker 2: way this happens is that the GPS is broken.
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  Speaker 3: It's like Sam Donald's hold.
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  Speaker 2: He had a career year with the Minnesota Vikings, and
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  Speaker 2: if he cannot find on the GPS the pot of
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  Speaker 2: gold at the end of the rainbow, then he'd go back,
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  Speaker 2: but he would not sign any more than a one
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  Speaker 2: or two year kind of contract there. And the Vikings
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  Speaker 2: should let Sam Donald go and focus their attention on
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  Speaker 2: JJ McCarthy because in my eyes, and I'm not a
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  Speaker 2: Viking person, I got I don't have a horse in
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  Speaker 2: the race here. But if I'm the Vikings, I want
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  Speaker 2: nothing to do with Sam Darnald. Because Sam Donald screwed
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  Speaker 2: you o, all right. He was right there. Final week
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  Speaker 2: of the season against the Lions, he went out there
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  Speaker 2: and rode the vomit commet and then did it again
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  Speaker 2: just to prove that it wasn't a mistake. Against the
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  Speaker 2: Rams in the playoffs, he got sweaty palms and and
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  Speaker 2: just like that.
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  Speaker 3: Red look of dismay in his icy crumble. So you
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  Speaker 3: don't reward that.
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  Speaker 2: But it is interesting that Donald is supposedly talking now,
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  Speaker 2: you talk to anybody that wants to offer you money.
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  Speaker 3: I learned that years ago.
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  Speaker 2: However, the fact that supposedly there's actual numbers going back
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  Speaker 2: and forth, that tells you that there ain't much out
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  Speaker 2: there for Sam Darnald, all right, not a lot out there.
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  Speaker 2: There's not a lot of people that will like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: we want on some Sam Darnold us. Not a lot
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  Speaker 2: a lot of that going on. And you, you and
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  Speaker 2: I both know, right, NFL Free Agency, it's already underway, right,
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  Speaker 2: Scrooge writes in from northern California. Sure, he says, uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: go get Aaron Rodgers and waste another season. I'd take
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  Speaker 2: my chances with the draft and that washed up quarterback
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  Speaker 2: no talent to support them. Blah blah blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: Sir smokes a lot rights in from San Jose. He says,
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  Speaker 2: do the Humpty. It was a tribute to you, Lorrain
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  Speaker 2: in the end, the song that you played there Late night.
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  Speaker 2: Drug Tester writes in says, So, if Tom Brady is
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  Speaker 2: going to find his NFL quarterback in Montana, maybe he
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  Speaker 2: will run into Aaron Rodgers soaking in Raydon Gas at
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  Speaker 2: the Merry Widow Health Mine in Basin, Montana. I have
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  Speaker 2: no idea what that is, but it sounds like something
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  Speaker 2: that Aaron Rodgers would go to with Joe.
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  Speaker 3: He would like rodeo coverage on the program.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think we're I think we're good on that.
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  Speaker 2: We'll take some calls now. One of the stars of
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  Speaker 2: yesterday's show from Pittsburg, Pence Sylvain, the Land of the
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  Speaker 2: there in Pittsburgh. Hello to dump Kenny. Welcome. I don't
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  Speaker 2: hear Kenny, Jamie, did Kenny? Did Kenny fall off into
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  Speaker 2: the abyss?
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  Speaker 3: I just talked to him.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I haven't punched off.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened to too, dump Kenny. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: he took a third dump. Maybe that's a cock. He
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  Speaker 2: might have taken a third dump. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: We'll hang up on him. Go away.
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  Speaker 2: of Boston at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
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  Speaker 4: What's happened in Everybody?
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Hey, Lorena, could you do a favor for the blind listeners?
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Could you spell you want? Wait? Okay, like I don't
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: I just hope you would do this first?
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Can you spell your name for all the blind listeners?
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Your first name?
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Just your first name?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, don't do a capital R, E, I
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: N A.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how you spell it. That's wrong. Then the
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: name is spelled wrong.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: What are you talking?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Do you know she spelled? You spelled the name? How
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: you want to spell the name? What are you talking about?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Spanish she's a catfish. So here's the So you think
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Loraina is not even maybe she's not even real person.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Might be just ai the company's saving money. She's not
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: even a real person.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: She's definitely not a di I higher because she's very talented,
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Like I can't believe we got this person on our show.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: That's the thing. But she's not what to spell your name?
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: You're not's what to spell your name like that, he's
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: going to know how to spell? You got blind listeners here,
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean? And then one other thing
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: with this if you're.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Blind, well, how do you do you know how to spell?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Do you listen to all the segments?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: And like brail?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Do you know how to do the whole braille thing
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: and all that?
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: I tried to learn brail with my teacher try to
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: sleep with me?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Really, man, I never had I never had a teacher
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: try to sleep with me when I was in school,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: and most of my teachers I would not have wanted
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: them to do that anyway, if they you know, they
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: were not.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh, speaking of teachers, is Mike Leprekun guy?
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: I got a body back this guy.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna chase something him. Yeah, you know why,
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: because here's the thing. He's a teacher. And then I
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: see him making fun of Marcel on on the on
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: the on the Twitter.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: They're like, you're get that's a pretty low blow. Like
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: if you're a teacher.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Like you and he he works in Massachusetts too, Like
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: they pay teachers like ninety five thousand dollars year.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: We don't.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: That's really tax money.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: You should go work as a teacher. Will you take
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: all you take all the tax money anyway? Man, you
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: you get more money from the state of Massachusetts. Come on,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: you are the boss at that Oh I get like.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Two thousand, five hundred a month.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: And that said, you.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Get paid by the state of Massachusetts to call our
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: show they called essays.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: They pay you to be on our payroll.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, and then I have a free dental, free healthcare
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: pre vision that I don't use, you know. And then
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: these people get jaults to me. Like this guy into Terror,
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: he's a member of the show. He's like a famous.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Piano and he's in the blind community in.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: R He's like Mike's pastry over the summer, like one
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: block over. I'm sitting here in my place and he
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: doesn't even call me up I would have paid for
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: the whole Mike's pastry, Like that's how big of a
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: sty am. Then when you you would.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: You'd have bought a pastry for inco Terror at Bova's Bakery.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I want to like, Oh, here's the thing. When Coop
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: showed up, so Jessica Cooper came to visit me, I
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: was so psyched.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: I was like, you know, I got five hundred bucks
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: to spend on Coop while he's here, so you know,
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: you just bought.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Him weed though that's all you did.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Though you know it paid for like a lunch in
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: a week.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: But I don't tell him I had more money, because.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't do that, you know.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: But when Cooper was you know, I didn't need to
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: be at the myertification, but I placed myself so I
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: was in different spots. When Coop would come out of it,
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: he'd be like, oh my god, this blind.
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: We can't get rid of this guy.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: That's true?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Well you are you you're very uh, you're like a chameleon.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I remember when we had the Mallard meet and greet,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: and then you took off with the guy from Toronto
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: to go smoke weed.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: We I don't think we found you again. Uh, lady.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: I was talking to you in the bathroom earlier. Actually
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: I had to tell myself to stop doing that. You
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: weren't even here, and I was like, remember when Kramer,
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Like Kramer died a couple of months ago. You don't
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: even commemorate him in the memorial.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: But when you moved on to Dylan thought Kramer's old
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: news man.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: You moved down.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: You got this big tumor Kramer, and nobody took him
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: to the bed and then he died.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: But he was always twelve, dude. But one other thing.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: One other thing.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: You're bullguarding the time here, blind Scott.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: You're gonna give me a verbal id next our bed
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: because I haven't done enough.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: What do you want to? Who do you want to?
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Who do you want to take? Gone to the octagon?
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I'll set it up.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Who do you want I'll take on any of these
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: tomato cans. They can all call up at once.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: You know you want to copy Pete. You want to
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: copy Pete versus the world, Pete and Pittsburgh versus the world.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Truckers. I hate truckers. You know what.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Truckers got their laborers who got hit over the head
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: with two boys.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, hold hu and go away.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: If somebody wants to take on Blind Scott, they can
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: call up and we'll.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Maybe make that happy.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Possibly he's feisty to something, something in the air. So
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: the old two for one special, the old two for
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: one special. Now DeVante Adams was fired. In sports, you
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: don't fire someonehen you say they were released. So Devonte
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Adams was let go by the Jets. He is out there,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: and believe it or not, DeVante Adams yet again planning
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: to go for the two for one special and follow
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Aaron Rogers and I try to try to land with Rogers.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Was he going to the Giants? I thought you wanted
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: to play on the West coast. Last I checked, the
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Giants are not on the West coast. Davonte Adams. If
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: you want a middle aged wide receiver and a long
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: in the twoh quarterback, they can be yours. The two
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: for one special, the Daily Double. It's going out of
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: San Francisco. The worst bus driver in North Amyera. I'm
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: gonna put him right to the front of the line here.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: This guy has been harassing this show for years. Lance
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: the bus Driver, Hello, Lance the bus driver.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: How you doing, mister Mallard.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: It's Mallard's I'm not a duck. It's mal there's no
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: d at the end of my name. Bad job.
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: I always thought it was Mallard. Looked like a big duck.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Hey, why are you calling?
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Your car gets stolen again? Did you lose your job?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: What's going on here?
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: S Dollard.
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: I'm going I'm all good. I took a couple of
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: days off from going away for a week.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: You're going to Paris for lunch, and then you're going
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: to London and then you're going to You're going to
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: like dar Mallard.
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: You've been there before? Your wife?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Oh Hawaii?
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't stay?
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Yes or no? But possibly which?
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Which? Which? I Are you going to Kauai the Garden Islands?
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: No, No, I've been there several times.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: It's going to wiki Ki, all right, But that's like
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: being in San Francisco on one side of the island.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: You know, we just want to Maui last birthday.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: You are such a bragger man you love to call.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: You just called the brag. I'm convinced you only call
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: up the brag. That's all you do is you call
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: the show to brag. You call up to brag. That's
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: what you do.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: What I've been to Hawaii over twenty times. My father's
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: from there. I've been over two sometimes.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: What do you want to cook it? I'll give you
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: a cookie. You know, let's give him a cookie. You
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: get a eleven, I'll give you eleven cookie. What's that.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Cookie before you gave it to me?
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: You animal?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear that. I'm glad I didn't hear that,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: because you're a Schmendrick and I'm glad to give me
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: a little taste of that dick.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: That's dick and date.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I hate basketball. I said basketball sucks.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I can't stand basketball.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: They just can't. They go on strike. I don't watch
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: another basketball game the rest of my life. I hate basketball.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: Listen, I like I like to also say, you know,
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: people say you did a lot of great Seas Supportian honners.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: For one year.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: For one year, he had an amazing one Sea. Let's
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: let's not.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: Get word Listen, you have a couple of good years.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: Three I say three or four.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: No, he did not have three, or he did not
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: have three.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: He had like at the most, at the most he
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: had two.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: At he had two at the most.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: But I can't be a hater. He did a lot
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: of great things. I was at the Champs GA. We
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: lost to the round.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: You know, you know you're becoming a softie. I thought
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: you were like a big tough guy bus driver. You're
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: becoming softy as you get older, You're becoming a softie.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Lance the bus drivers is softy.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: Now I'm a d eight. Now I'm a day. But
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: my kid's pretty tough. Kids pretty ad a.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Your kids like Andre the Giant. I mean last last
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I saw your kid. He's like Andre the Giant, big cat,
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: he said, the big cat.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Big guys go, hey, he's a big cat.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: He's a big dude. He has What are you gonna do?
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Kids have some moaning?
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: What are you gonna do?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I don't want to.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I mean.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: What do you want me to say?
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I think I met him.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: He was he was like he was like twelve years old.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: He was the size of he was the size of
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: the Eiffel Tower.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: Then all my wife's family are like I told you,
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: you know this, all the w W people those that's
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: my wife's family.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Oh all right, So you just got just a recap.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: You called up to a smother Deebo Samuel Love and
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: announced that you're going to Hawaii for the twentieth time.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Zachy, did he miss anything?
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: You gotta love being able to go away for the weekend.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: The almost staying at the window.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Well, if I had somebody that worked at the airline
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: and gave me free airfare, I'd go away for the
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: weekend too. Can you hook me up?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Bro bro bro bro Lance.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Do you ever find your car they gave you? Did
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: they they gave you money? They gave you money for
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: your car. Your car got stolen in Oakland?
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: Right? My wife does work for the airlines, and my
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: son does work for a prominent hotel where it's one
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: thousand dollars a night. We're getting it for like a
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: couple of hundred. You can't beat that. Right on the beach,
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: So the bus driver will be having a couple of cocktails,
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: relaxing and get a little bit of the sun. You know,
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: I'm an Then I got a really bad back to
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: the fact. What do you do for my job? Yeah?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: We have anyone that listens to this show that's not
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: on disability?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Do we have anyone that I don't know about that.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Then they might all be on disability.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: They got rid of disability. We have no one would
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: be strewed. We would have maybe left.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: Work. Yeah, fourteen mission. That's the hardest one in the city,
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: the street, like going to uh, you know, I was in,
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: I was in.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I was in San Francisco, like over the holidays, But
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: somehow I didn't. I guess I don't have your number.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: I didn't took me and the wife. Would have took
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: you and the wife out?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Oh really?
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I got free. Are you gonna pay for it?
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Or I gotta pay for it?
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: All right? But a battle of the arena and a
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: crew and a coop we got to go to no, no, yes,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: we have to go. You know, Lance almost killed me.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Lance almost killed me. He gave me a taco bell
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: black tacos.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I almost died. I believe my post.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: Anything come up, ben, you know, if you were to
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: come up with the wife, take you to a sprotector restaurant.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: So he's knowing all the spots here, but you never
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: call when you come up here.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I don't think I have your number. That's why I
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: emailed me your number. I'll call you next time. My
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: brother in law lives there. You don't want to waste
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: a spectacular restaurant on Ben.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna order chicken nuggets.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: I did, What is going on? What is happening?
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: Then?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know? Man, Lorena went to a concert. I
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: think that's what.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: That's what happens if you go to Taco Bell.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Ben, that's what happens if.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: You go to Taco Bell.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: Why why do he goes to Taco Bell?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I got I gotta I gotta go.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Send me an email. That's all.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Next time I'm up there, my brother in law lives
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: up there. I'll call you, all right, I gotta go,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: all right, go away. There's a Lance the bus driver
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: calling up to to brag, very braggadocious.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Lance.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Lance is one of the old school callers from back
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: in the day, and he only calls occasionally.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: He does.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Timothy from Northern Kentucky writes and says, if you're blind,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: how can you see someone making fun of someone on X?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: It's a fair point.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Late night drug tester says, who knew that Jerry Sandusky
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: taught blind kids in Boston? But you're talking about the Ravens.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Play by play guy, right, not any other. I think
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: that's what you meant there. See who else do we have?
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Tom from Fullerton says, an excellent selection of snow tires
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: desperately needed in the winter wasteland of Fullerton.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: He says, absolutely correct.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Robbie the Mariner fan writes in from the Pacific Northwest,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: hanging out with Bigfoot. He says, I'm currently battling the
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: flu and slightly delirious. Hearing that Eddie Drop made me
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: forget that he does not work on the show anymore.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Then I snapped back to reality. Yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Well, we immortalize those that are part of the Fox
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Sports Radio Alumni Association, and we have like Tom Looney drops,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: We have all these drops, some different people, a bunch
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: of Eddie Drops obviously that worked on the show eight
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: seven seven ninety A box too. Dump Kenny has called
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: back from Pittsburgh, and we do have people on hold
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: that want to take on Blind Scott in the octagon.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Hello's name?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah outshaw f that's right, Hello Kenny. What's going on too?
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Dump Kenny?
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: Hey man, how are you? How are you?
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: If I was any better, I'd be cursing on the radio.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: But that's what you do. You curse, I can't curse.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: I get in trouble for I curse.
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: I thought it was like the Howard Stern show. I
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: thought you could slay or serious.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Well, when they start.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Paying me like Howard Stern, we'll allow you to curse.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: You can say the F.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Word and vibrate on a on a machine for I know.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I think that was somebody else that did that. I
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: don't think Stern did that. I think that was in
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: the great movie Private Parts, which was wonderful. Yeah.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so Haylo rain No, by the way, and Coop.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: They don't care. They don't care about you. They're busy,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: you know, they're not paying attention.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: I just called to talk about what you were saying
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: about Donald. I pretty much agree with everything you said,
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: except that McCarthy's kind of like, I mean to put
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: all your eggs.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, they drafted him in the first round. Just
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: agree with my take and move on. That's a great take.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: It was a perfect take. I nailed it in the
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: monologue to dumb Kenny right. That was a perfect diagnosis
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: of the Vikings and Sam Donald.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: And the only reason he'd go back.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Is nobody else wants to pay him big money, because
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: if somebody wants to get him starter money, he's not
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: gonna have another year like that again in Minnesota. Even
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: if he goes back there and plays, he's not going
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: to play that well again.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: No, but McCarthy's so untested.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I just don't know, Like, you better be careful, by
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: the way, you better, you better be careful. The Steelers
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: need a quarterback and Donald's out there. You better be careful.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: We're going to be mediocre for several years.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Well mediocre. You're a playoff team every You're just not
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: a real like you're like a faux contender.
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: You're like, yeah, Like if we were a quarterback away,
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: I would have said, yeah, I go all in on
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: Stafford or whatever.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: But I mean we're just way more.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Away than more importantly, he's the grocery store open all nights. Now,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: what time does the grocery store closed, like midnight or something?
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: What times it close?
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Eleven eleven eleven? What times it opened like five am
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: or something like that? Six six?
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Those are a great hour and you guys got to
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: open I missed the pre COVID days.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: This everything used to be.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Everything used to be open late all night and then
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: COVID happened, then it's.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Like we were open.
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: We were open all night before that.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I mean, if I want to go out
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: to a grocery store and buy a pack of salami
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: at three in the morning, I should be.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Able to do that.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: It's not in the bread isle or something.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: If I want to go down there and I want
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: to pour over the flower or something like that, I
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: should be allowed to do that. And you guys are
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: there anyway, And I know because I used to go
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: to the grocery store in the middle of the night,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: and you know, you guys that work at the store
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: would be doing your thing, and then I'd have to
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: get somebody's attention to come check out. Back before they
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: had self checkout, you'd have to get somebody's attention to
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: open up the register to get you out of the store.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Unless you just score the stuff, which you shouldn't do anyway.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: You should pay for the stuff, which I paid for.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I paid for my things. I did.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: I'm sure lorrain didn't.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Lorrainy probably stole he sold stuff, right, Loraine, No.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: No, Ben, never purchase things for free.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: For free?
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, it makes a perfect sense, Yes, all right, well, listen,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: a back to back night's too dump Kenny. This is
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: amazing and you didn't even curse. Unbelievable. All right, go
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: back to the store, got back to work. Please come on,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: there's too dump Kenny.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: So, uh now, Blind Scott, I got some people online
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: here that want to take you on. You want to
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: do a mini octagon? You want to do a mini octagon?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Here?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: You against the Yeah, yeah, who are they?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Who are they? I got?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Hold on, sake, you let me see what I got.
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: I got?
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Billy? Are you you're an Augusta Main Billy? Is that correct?
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: All right, that's the big capitol. Hold on, and we've
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: got Jay in Cincinnati. Is that correct, Jay?
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, sir?
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: All right, hold on a secon.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: We'll do a mini octagon and Blind Scott versus Billy
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: and Jay. We'll see if we can figure this out.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: We'll do it on the fly and we'll get to that.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Here's the who am I game? And we'll try to
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: pack it all in here. Here's the who am I Game?
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I have made ten more clutch field goals than any
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: other player in the NBA this season, despite ranking fifteenth in.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Clutch minutes played.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Again, I've made ten more clutch field goals than any
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: other player in the NBA this season, despite ranking fifteenth
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: in clutch minutes played.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Who am I the answer? We'll get to it. We'll
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: do it next.
• 35:50
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• 35:52
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• 35:56
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• 35:57
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• 36:00
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• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Amazing.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Back to it all, Yeah, back to it. We got
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: to hurry up here because we have to have a
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: little bit of time for the spur of the moment.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Blind Scott versus the world or kind of the small world.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: It's a small world, after all, it's a small small world.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: And here is the who am I? Game?
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: I've made ten more clutch field goals than any other
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: player in the NBA this season, despite ranking fifteenth in
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: clutch minutes played.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Who am I? That is the question? What's the answer?
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Ivon called Eron from mister Nicekap. Wasn't he like murdered
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: or something like that? Yeah, he played for the White
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: SX back in then. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, says Brownie James.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Who else do we have page down?
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: The game?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Triple h from Rob in Vegas, Bo Kimball from alf
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: the Alien Opino.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: That's not nice?
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Who else do we have? Page page down? Late Night
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: drug testa says the Oodles and Noodles inventor was born
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: one hundred and fifteen years ago today, Ben Wallace from
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Timothy in northern Kentucky, the governor of Florida, Weed Man
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Hippie from Scrooge. Kyle Shanahan gets by Rob in Minnesota.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: All right, Lorena, what say you quick?
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm thinking it has to be the beast.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: The Beast Is it the beat?
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: No, it is not.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: It is Knickerbocker guard Jalen Brunson. All right, let's get
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: to this here quickly. Right, all right, blind Scott, I'm
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna hold on a sec. I'm gonna let
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: them go first. We'll go give each of these guys,
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: how about twenty five seconds? Twenty five seconds of time here.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let them go first they have a beef
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: with you, and then you can respond to each of
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: them individually. We'll start out Billy in Augusta, Maine. Are
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: you there, Billy? You have a problem with blind Scott?
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Is that correct?
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: Yes, sir?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: All right, you got twenty five seconds. You're on the clock.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Go well, if he's talk drooling out of his fucking
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: lit all.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Right, you can't cutspro.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: That's how men talk, Lary, we talked.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: You can't cut like that.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Roll for one.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: You've been dropped. Next next, all right, well he's eliminading Jay.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Let's see if Jay and Cincinnati can keep it clean. Jay,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I'll give you twenty five seconds. You got a problem
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: with blind Scott?
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not gonna cuss.
• 38:50
  Speaker 8: I've been listening to the show for like fifteen years
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: and the only thing to save saves blind Scott. For me,
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: the biggest eighty if that calls in is shafted from
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: Cincinnati a meeting tr via anytime, any time we want,
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: we Blind scotts an idiot and actually my doc maybe
• 39:10
  Speaker 8: drink my pea once?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: So oh Doc, Doc, all right, Uh, blind Scott, would
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: you like to respond here?
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Blind Scott?
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Is this justin from Cincinnati? Did bred? Brother?
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: Dude?
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: We got a hillbilly from the North and the hill
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: bildy from the South that called up to defend some
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: some amazing person from Boston. You know what I mean?
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: These dudes pedal that truck. Dude, we have teeth.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Are in Boston, man, we wear real clothes, we take showers,
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: we wear the ordorance. Go pedal your truck. Dude looking
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: in Augusta, Maine. The two calls up and swear it's
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: the most famous thing in Augusta, Maine is a woman's
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: Hall of Fame. Man, that sounds pretty woke. I'm gonna
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: dunk that guy's head in the guard in their waterfront. Man,
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: and this other guy j from Cincinnati, you don't live
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: in Cincinnati. Sounds like a white guy to me, let's
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: ti I checked Cincinnati was not white?
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: He lives in the Hill Hill building from the Hills.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: All right, all right, hold on of sake, Jay, would
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: you like to respond? Jay? Would you like to respond
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: to that?
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: I'm white and I live in Cincinnati. And he's just
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: the big idiot. If Justin didn't deliver that wrong body
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: the wrong day, he wouldn't have got fired. He's an idiot,
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: and blind Scott's bigger idiot, digd Dayton gets more concient
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: to this show than they do. At least he talks
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: about sports even though you don't watch him.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: All right, Blin's got your response. Please hurry up, Blin Scott,
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: give me a little taste of that dick.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna stick a can of sky Chili in this
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: guy's month and and punch.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Him right in the face.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: Dude, we need to spend more money on education in Cincinnati,
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: because this is what happens when we don't spend money
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: on education. We got some blabber, an idiot from down
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: Tellson breandneck from the South who peddles his truck.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: And sleeps with his sister and makes fun of Justin
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: and Cincinnati.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: But he sounds just like him.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Man, those two bad greg what guys from it? All? Right?
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Well quickly, Jay, what ten seconds? Jake?
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Go ahead? Your response? Jay, Jay, I'm.
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: Mom Jay and Cincinnati. I'm not justin Cincinnati and you're
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: the idiot.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, damn boom. Why that's a that's a body blow?
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Blind Scott, that's a body blow, right, I think because
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I can't trust these guys to that curse. Well, blind
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Scott definitely had more material, but I like Jay's delivery.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: I thought that was pretty good. I think Scott was
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: yeah right fine, any one