Latest / Relatables / EP 19 - WHAT DID THEY DRUNK TEXT YOU THIS TIME

Transcript

EP 19 - WHAT DID THEY DRUNK TEXT YOU THIS TIME · Relatables

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables.
• 0:01
  Speaker 2: What's the dumbest thing your ex has drunkenly called or
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: texted blocked him everywhere? So he transferred me money to
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: get in contact.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: I've heard this before. That's heinous. It better be like
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: over one hundred bucks.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, if he's going to do that, he better
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: be transferring, you know, less than one hundred dollars and
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: in the note being like, babe, please I.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe please imagine if it's like zero point zero one?
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: My god, relatable? Should I get wire motorcycle license? Slash
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: buy a motorbike? Oh god? You love buying. You thought
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: it could be like a new segment where I just
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: tell you the things I want to buy, and you
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: tell me if it's a good idea or if it's not,
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: and then the business can buy them and get a tax. Right.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: But here's my thinking. Right, let me justify it first.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: Our new studio is less than ten minutes from my house.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: I'm driving there probably twice a day, five days a week,
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: because I go back for lunch and I'll go to
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: the gym or something, and the gym is on the
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: way to my house. I might as well stop in there. Yeah,
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: what the gym is on the way to my house. No,
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: what did I say? That's not right.
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: Your house is on Your house is on the way
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: to the studio, so you may as well stop back
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: there on.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: The way to the gym, so I may as well
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: stop back there.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: Correct. Anyway, I'm doing a lot of trips in my car.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: And it's also like the quietest road ever. Your prices, guys,
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: everyone knows what's going on in the world. And then
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: I was thinking I wanted an electric bike. But the
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: hype's there because like we're on the Gold Coast at
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: the moment, like fucking fifteen year old kids love them.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: Pipe's there. Oh yeah, that means prices are up. Stocks
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: are up for electric bikes. You know where stocks are
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: down old petrol bikes because they're boring and old. But
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: I like old. I think you should get a posty bike. Yeah,
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking around the two K budget. Mark two k budget,
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: But can I should get my liscenes because I could Also,
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: because I can ride a bike, I could get away
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: from riding from my house to the studio. About no
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: police listening out having a license dang risky. Yeah, but
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: also there's not going to do it.
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: Once easy get them open like a scooter from Bali.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: You still have a license for that. Yeah, true, especially,
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: so what's the verdict.
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: I think it'd be fun because then when I come
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: down I can ride it every.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, it seems like a no brainer. Well, I'll
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: recuperate how much it costs in fuel.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: It kind of is a no brainer because in my opinion,
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: when you say it out loud, like, in my opinion,
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: what's happening with fuel right now is happening for a reason, right,
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: But I have this thing, and I have a feeling
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: everyone feels this way. Like the company that sell the
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: fuel to us put the prices up because they started
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: paying more, but also like how much further are the
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: price is going to come down even if it goes
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: back to normal, like they price Scout and get away
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: with it all the fucking time.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: So you're probably probably worth it, And you know what,
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: I want to start doing that because you know, when
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: you're out these days and like the first conversation is like,
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: oh said fuel prices, like we do it, but nope,
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: I'll drop a.
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: Bike and that it coves me five bucks regardless is
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: my I saw someone make a video being like that
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: they were at like the outskirts of a festival, a
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: little street festival, right, and they go. Every single person
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: in here, I guarantee you three days ago complained about
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: the fuel prices, and now they're here spending money on
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: drinks and drugs and having a good time. Quit complaining
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: about shit if you're just going to go spend your
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: money on other shit.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: Oh but I don't know if I like that debate.
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: What do you mean you think that someone that that's
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: out here going all fuel prices are crazyah blah blah.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: But then they go and spend money.
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: On like cocaine and alcohol on the weekend has a
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: leg to stand on they do.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: That's really buying fuel. Spending your money on fuel is
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: not fun. But also I feel that it's a terrible comparison.
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: If somebody wants to go out and drink alcohol, by
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: all means, if somebody wants to do drugs, do what
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: you want to do. I'm not going to promote that,
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: but do what you want to do. But at the
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: same time, don't complain about fuel prices. If you're going
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: to spend the money on those things too, I don't
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: complain about reckon.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: That's the equivalent of like saying it's like comparing insurance
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: to a holiday and saying it's the same thing insurance
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: to a holiday. Yeah, they're saying, if you're going to
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: go out and buy, if you're going to go out
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: on a holiday, don't complain about insurance. You can't.
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: If you can afford a holiday, then why are you
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: complaining about insurance?
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: Do your reckon?
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: That's fine, you can afford to go drink alcohol and
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: do cocaine, but you're going to complain about the fuel price.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: But one's fun and one sucks off.
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can't complain about the other. If you're
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: going to have fun doing one of them, I reckon
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: you can.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: That's the part that's part of being a human moaning.
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: Now, the Relatables podcast is so sed by myself Jake
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: Craig aka Daddy and my partner in crimes to Ottie
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: Clark aka Mummy, and I've been intrigued. You've you've had
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: what is it going on? Three weeks living with your
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: girlfriend now million months? Yeah, how's it going great? Yeah,
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: I'm thoroughly enjoying it. There's a lot of adjustment, but overall, yeah,
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: I'm thoroughly.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: Besides stepping around some things, enjoying being in each other's
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: presence a lot more, and like coming home to her
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: is I really look forward to that, And it's kind
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: of like the next phase in a relationship. And I
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: guess like I can start to connect the dots more
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: to like seeing a family form or something like that.
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: Not to say, I think we are adjusting being in
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: each other's presence a lot more and just being two
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: people who have completely different lives. We're going to butt
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: a little bit more. We've had a couple of moments
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: like that, but anyone would have. Like we've had holidays
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: four months at a time together, but living is different
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: because we do our day to day life and life
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: you get antsy in life. Holiday you're fucking in the
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: best mood ever.
• 6:13
  Speaker 3: It's a good point and on a holiday it's holidays
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: are different.
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we both like live our own lives and
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: then we come back together and there's been a couple
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: of moments where we've had to like, how would you
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: It's something we haven't experienced in our relationship before, and
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: we've had to learn how to deal with it. Okay, Yeah,
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: which is good, but like there's a hurdle and we're
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: getting over it together. Yea, yeah, yah, yeah yeah. And
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: do you find like.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: Is there any kind of just like random conflicts that
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: you could say and like how you overcame them.
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's kind of like I want to
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: talk about it, but I don't. I think what I
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: can say is how I became one and I was
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: the reason it was a fight. Yeah, And I think
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: the resolution we came to was, I especially if I'm
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: dieting at the moment, and I think I'm very antsy
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: and like on the edge of like I'm like kind
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: of going to blow a little bit more than usual
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: just because we're hungry. I'm in a bad mood. And
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: what happens in our relationship is she'll say something that
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: is a normal problem and then I'll go like, oh,
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: I'll have a reaction that's immediate, and she'll react to
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: my reaction, and but I'm only having that reaction because
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: I'm even in a bad mood. I'm hungry, blah blah
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and I escalate this problem like that,
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: and I need to reflect that I'm doing this in
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: my life and dieting because I want it, But I
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have a byproduct that affects her. Yeah, if that
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah, I don't want to sell that exact
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: fight was because it's personal, but yeah, that's where one
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: of the resolutions was. Dang, it's kind of funny how much.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: Like I would say, the little things that started to
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: come up when Beth and I first moved in together,
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: they are still around now really, even though we're both
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: very aware of them, and so it's like, I don't
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: it's it's funny.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: It's funny.
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: I would like, there's things that have improved, and then
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know if maybe new things come, and then
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: I would say that the biggest, like my biggest piece
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: of advice to anyone is to just like I'm bad
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: at it and I need to get better at it.
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: Just say how you feel, like just and if you
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: if they do something like that that makes.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: You feel shitty, say it.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: Like my biggest thing is like not wanting to make
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: Beth feel guilty about accidentally maybe hurting my feelings or
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: or like just like you know, making me feel shitty
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: or whatever, like and then I bottle it and I
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: think that I'm hiding it and brushing it off. But
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: like she can tell even though I think I'm being
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: super normal.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: And there's like it's like escalating a little bit.
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it's kind of like maybe you She'll
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: be thinking like, look, I know, I know this is
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: a thing that I can tell. Maybe I can't speak
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: for Beth, but I just think like communication and saying
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: how you feel like that. That advice of communication is
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: like the best thing is like, hands down, I'm like
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: living it. Communication is the hugest thing. Also communication styles.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, so.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: I personally am I don't know if it's because I'm soft.
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm soft and Mormon fuzzy. I have no idea
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: sensitive might be a better word. But I hate it
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: when Beth talks to me like I am stupid. Sometimes
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: I have to stop and be like, best, I don't
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: like the way you're talking to me right now. But
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: she like if I spoke to her like that, she
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: would be totally one percent.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: Normal and we're different in that way.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: And I don't know if that's like the in exact
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: perfect thing, but so it's like and so one thing
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: that's funny is I talk to Beth if she's done something.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: I talk to her the way that I would want
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: to be to its spoken to. And she's like, you're
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: making me feel like I'm the worst person in the world.
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: And I'm like three years old, like just tell me, like,
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: just spit it out, like I HeSE fit them I am.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: I shuffle around it and then I'm trying to be like,
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: but it's okay, and I love you, blah blah blah
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: blah and maybe just maybe next time, can you please?
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: And she's like, just tell me what I did and
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: tell me what you didn't like, and I won't do
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: it again.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm terrible at just getting to the point. No,
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: I really feel that because in a sense, what we're
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out is that like I can't see
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: what her head is thinking, and she can't see what
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: my head is thinking. And that sounds so dumb, but
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: the only way to see each other's point of views
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: is to communicate. It's so but also it's easier said
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: than done. I hate because communication, Yeah, because there also
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: is a time and a place where you don't have
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: to say anything. Yeah, And there's like finding the line
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: of that. And I think I'm similar to you, where
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: I'll just bottle up a little bit more and then
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: there'll be one final comment and I'm just like this,
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: and I think I'm definitely worse this because I've been
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: a bit stressed in life and whatever. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Let's put the brakes on.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: We all know why you're really here, and that's to
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: see who won the Harry Styles giveaway.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: I thought that were here to listen to us. I'm
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: afraid not. It's just how it is. It is, which
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: is okay because it's Harry fucking Styles. Let's go. Let's
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: announce the giveaway winner. The winner is Emma Lou with
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: the comment Emma Lou, friend of the podcast in Bracket's
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: best friend.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: Jazz, I can't believe that, guy, Josen.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: We will be in contact with you on Spotify, so check.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: We're going to follow you and also comment on your comments.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: So look at your profile for us. I'll tell you
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: what's funny too. This is relatable. You and I sort
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: of go through life together because of what we do
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: the podcast. But it's really cool. We're now twenty six,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: I'm twenty five, you're nearly yeah, coming up, But like
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: seeing I saw a funny video and it was like
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: our friendship group has stopped talking to each other anymore,
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: like pretty much completely. And it was like the caption
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: was like your friends finally catch up again after like
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: five years, and it's all everyone on each other's different quests,
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: and it's like they go up to someone and it's
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: like you and I I was like me just moving
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: with my girlfriend. You go to another person and it
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: freezes and it's like construction worker, go to another person,
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: party goer, go to another one, found themselves traveling, go
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: to another one. Found god and like another god having
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: a kid, and like it's like it's like so crazy
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: to see. And I was definitely naive in a sense
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: when I was like eight and I was thinking, like
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be fucking boys for life, and like just
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: reflecting and all these different different people who meant so
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: much to me at different times. Yes, what they're doing now,
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's definitely that's not Sounder, it's something else,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: but that really like wigs me out.
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: I remember thinking the same thing.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: So I remember thinking the group we had was going
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: to be like rite or die.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Like I was like, I.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Just can't see anything happening. And the funny thing is
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: is that nothing happened apart from life, and so it's
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: become more and more evident in my years of life
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: that people that have even just one friend, Like if
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: someone's best friend is their best friend they met like preschool, kindergarten,
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: early school days, Like I think that is much more
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: rare than someone who has gone through life and had
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: different friends at different times, like I like you and
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: I met in year seven, kind of just went through
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: school together.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: They weren't really like great friends, and then.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Became like best friends out of school, and I just
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: it's just the most it's it's weird people.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Well, it makes me reflect and appreciate friendships a lot more,
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: especially because, like we said, we're still young twenty sixty five,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: imagine when we're fifty and shit like still holding onto
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: the same friendships, like they've already dissipated after what's that
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: six eight years after school's finished, and like if you
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: can still maintain that friendships And I know, like when
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: I was in school, I was thinking like, oh, yeah,
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: I've got like eight, ten, twelve friends. I was like, oh,
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: that's pretty normal. But I'm thinking like when we're like
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: thirty forty fifty, if you have one real good friend,
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: that's all the matters and just appreciating that. Shit.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon it, like being fifty and having one
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: really good friend would be like major success in I reckon.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: I remember thinking my dad was like, where's our dad's friends?
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: And shit, my dad actually funny enough.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: He he has a group of friends that have been
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: friends since like freaking primary.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: School, dude, and they still hang out.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: And so they only hang out once.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Or twice a year because obviously.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: They all live in places and life kids at different ages.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: And then they'll always do like one golf boys trip
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: a year, and then every the year they end up
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: doing like an overseas trip these last couple of years.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I think it's because they have money now and they
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: all are luckily lucky enough to be able to do it.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: But a lot of them bring their kids, Like I've
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: been to some camping trips with them, and it's funny
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: to see my dad when he's with his friends. And
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: you know what, it's even funnier is when his friends
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: talked to me about my dad and what.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: He used to be, Like, oh, really, the funniest thing
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I've never really got that they told me about the
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: fact that so my dad's.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Nickname in their group is red Wine Warrior because I assume.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: He loves him, his fucking loves red wine. He doesn't.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: He actually doesn't drink as much as he used to,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: but he I think when he's out with his mates
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: it's when he kind of gets it.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: And so, yeah, he's red.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Wine Warrior because like, out of all of them, I
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: think he's the only one that I just kind of
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: smash some red ones, like proper red wine drunk, which
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: is apparently different from normal drunk.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: And yeah, that's his nickname and it's just the funniest.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Well do you ever miss too because you don't drink anymore?
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Do you think you ever will again? I know, and
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I barely drink, like maybe once or twice a year.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Do you ever have like reminiscence of sort of those
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: memories when we were getting drunk with our friends. We've
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: gone to hipster festivals, got absolutely magott, I remember it.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Do you ever reflect on that and think that was fun?
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: And like I could do it again?
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: I think that it was fun. I do think it
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: was fun, even.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Get an itch, I I think ever since I stopped drinking.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: So it's twenty twenty six and it's April, correct, yeah,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: We're in April twenty twenty six as of recording this,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: and I the story with me and not drinking is
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: So.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I went through a breakup in twenty twenty one and
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I was heartbroken from it, and then also.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Got quite heavily into the gym.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: And also that year my mum relapsed on drugs and alcohol,
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: and alcohol has always been a thing for my mum,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: and so I think all of that compounded into one
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: time I had a big night and I woke up
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: with just like the dump, like the worst head noise,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I can't fucking do I want
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: to I want to try and not drink for a year.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I was like, I just want to try it, and
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: so I remember doing one year.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I just remember saying to all my mates, like randomly, like, no,
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not drinking, and everyone was kind of like, oh, really.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: We were, and at this point in time, like everyone
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: was drinking every single weekend, yes exactly, yeah, And I
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: just was like, no, I'm not drinking. I'm drinking.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: But and I was like Jim blah blah blah whatever.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: And I think there was twice.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: That year that I drank.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I got pep pressured out one of our friends. Twenty
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: first impressure and then I went to Canada and went
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: to a festival with my sister and her friends. And
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: then the year after that, I think I said to myself, Oh,
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I'll drink whatever.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: If I feel like it, I'll drink.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: And then I drank it Balley and if you've been
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: listening since the first trip or you and I went
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: to BALI like when Patreon started and everything, then yeah,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: And then I remember telling myself one of the nights
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I was there, like, yeah, I'm just gonna have fun here.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: We went out a few times, we got drunk a
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: couple of times, and I remember telling myself that when
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I go home, I'm I'm gonna try the one year again,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: but properly do the one year.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: And ever since then, I haven't drink. Yeah, And do
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: you think like and I don't, you don't have any
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I think I've had an itch once, okay, just once.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I've had an itch, yeah, because I'm like, I don't
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: have like, I don't know what would you call that,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: like a purpose or to why I'm doing it? Doing what?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Not drinking?
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's just like you will allow yourself
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: sometimes that's the thing pretty good, Like.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I sometimes do have moments where like, fuck,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I wish I used to have that like a friendship group,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: like we could just go and get maggot like we
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: used to. But then also like I don't like him aymore. No,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: honestly me neither. You know what's funny is.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: I talk about our old friendship group and I'll be like, oh,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I used to be.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Really good friends with that guy.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: If a name comes up and maybe Beth hasn't met them,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: like like, oh, I used to be really good friends
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: with them, And I think, like accepting the fact that
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: we aren't really friends anymore, it's just.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Like I've accepted that one. Yeah, even just like I
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: think what actually happens too is like a person's true
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: characteristics come through the other they get and like not
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: that they're a bad person, but they're a different person
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: to who Yeah, and like because we all grew up
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: in the same place, we had a lot of similarities.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: We grew up near the beach. We're like playing sports,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: watching sports, blah blah blah blah blah, like simple stuff.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: But the older you get, you have more freedom to
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: do what you actually want to do. And you start
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: to realize, like their ideologies and views upon life are
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: very different to yours, and I think that's what actually
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: pulls you away. But yeah, it's interesting.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't reach out to be fair.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I like to like I think when I say all this,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not talking any sort of shit, Like it's just
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: more of like observational because like, I also don't reach
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: out like I I can go toe you that there's.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Multiple people in our old friend group that I could
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: reach out to him.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Why but we have one friend that's really funny, like
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: he's almost like a toxic ex boyfriend.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Today because it is relatable.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: The only time that either audio or myself ever hear
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: from him is when he's drunk and it's late and
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I wake up to a miss call and he's trying
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: to FaceTime me out like one day or two and
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: having this weekend it.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Reminded me of It's almost like here's a typical bloke
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: who can only communicate how he actually feels with the
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: help of alcohol. It's hilarious. And then he like because
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: sometimes you'll be nine or ten o'clock and we might
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: pick up and he's like, boys, we can hang out
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: more and then and then he just goes bloody a wall.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Alcohol is not there anymore. Finally enough when you're talking,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: when you're talking about you like not reaching out and stuff.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I had a picture in my head of what you're
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: like now you're an adult, Like if you were a cartoon,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I reckon, you'd be like Patrick from SpongeBob. You know
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: his house he's under a rock. Yeah, dude, I feel
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: like that's your way, like no one else could get it,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: like Jake's life. And then actually it's kind of like
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: nice in there, but liked it looks like a rock.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I was talking to Bethany the other day and she
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: was saying, like, so you and I we get social,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Like we talk to each other quite a bit and
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: and in full work granted, but we still do and
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: so we get kind of that social just what I
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: guess humans kind of.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Need or whatever.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: But she was saying, like, if you do, you reckon,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Like let's just say podcast over and like you and
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Addie kind of just went no contact just whatever reason?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Would you?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: She said, would you feel the urge to go out
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: and meet people? And she was like I don't think
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: you would, And I was like, no, I also didn't.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was gonna say, Beth, you would
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: be more than enough. I could be home all day
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: every day, just chilling, you know, hang out with you,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: hang every and I wouldn't get depressed. I wouldn't get
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: any sort of urge to make any friends. Like it
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: just isn't. I'm confident that it is is because be's
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: the opposite.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with Cassie, we just had a friend who moved
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: to the Gold Coast and we're here too, so you
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: and you kind of said something in the car. Similarly,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: he was telling me about all the social things on
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: the Gold Coast and it's so good for meeting people
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah, communicating for work blah blah blah blah blah.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's great, but I'm not going to
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: do it. No, And like I don't need that and
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I don't want it. Like if I'm at the gym
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: and I'm at a new gym and I don't know
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: the person previously, I'm not talking to anyone, headphones are on,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: and it's interesting to see like the differences in what
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: people need. It is like sometimes I love being an introvert,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: but also sometimes I wish I was like a little
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: social butterfly and I could talk to everyone, but I
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: feel like an awkward little sweep when I do it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I find like, what is like because I say that
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I'm an introvert, right, but well, I think we confuse
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: introvert diverting confidence where the different things.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was going to say, if i'm if
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I'm out, I won't ever be the person to start
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: a conversation with a random, but if a random started
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: a conversation with me, I will keep it going, like
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I won't.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: You're gonna say I'll be the one to end no, no, no,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I won't be the one to end it or if
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: it needs to end. I can understand that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Like I think I have good social I can understand
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: social huge quite well. But I will be like more
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: than happy to talk to someone and talk to them
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: for a while and get.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: To know them and then be like, hey, it was
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: great to meet you, blah blah blah, like I'm not shy,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: but I won't ever start it.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So don't think I'm an introvert, you know what
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I feel like we
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: should do some research on what like the definitions are
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: of an inverted yeah, because I feel like we get
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: energy from being alone, which makes you introverted.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Or you mean like I being alone is what would
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: like make me happy? Yeah, and then an extroverts kind
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: of like being alone is like a lot the worst
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: thing ever, funny thing, Right. So I watched the Noahi
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: documentary and he talks about how he said I constantly
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: need people's approval, and he said that when I'm alone,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: there's no one to approve of me, and he said,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: like it's very difficult.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: And as he was saying it, I was like, what
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: about when I'm alone?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: And I was like, when I'm alone, I'm thriving, dude, Like,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I don't think at least I don't think I need
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: the approval of people.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think, Yeah, well, I think is approval different
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: to like just energy from other people, Like because if
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I go out to an event and I'm talking to
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: heaps of people, I'm like, I'm fucking social battery. But
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: like some people are like that's the best thing I have.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I feel so good. I got to meet five different
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: people in their lives something I feel motivated. I'd be
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: like I would though I would say it in a
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: nicer way. That's what I would say behind closed doors.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I think that's what makes us introverted, which is interesting.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: But I do remember, like vividly. I think it also
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: comes from confidence, because when I was eight a nineteen twenty,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I was definitely more quiet, Yeah, and didn't have like
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: the same sort of confidence to express myself or hold
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: the conversations. Yeah. And I don't know why that was,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: and it might just be an age thing. Yeah, And
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I would hate to go back and see like it
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: would be so cool, But also I would no, I
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: would fucking hate it to go see what you are
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: like in a conversation when you're like nineteen. No, No,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: i'd be so so hate that.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: So influenceable, Yeah, easily influenceable, malleable. Anyone could say anything
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: and I believe it and I'd live by it, you
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. I've been seeing this guy that's
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: got a trend to go, and so does this guy
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: he's just moved to a new city. I think it's
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: like Nashville. He's American and he starts it off. And
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: this guy, like, in my opinion, he's adorable and it
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: makes me want to cry. He's probably our age or older,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: and he goes like he'll crack open a drink and
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: then he'll be like day thirty seven of being an
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: introvert and going out and trying to make new friends
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: in this city because like he just moved there for work,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: no friends, and he'll talk about like he'll film and
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: then he'll do a voiceover because he films is outing
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: and he'll either be like, yeah, today it was a
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: tough one, like one of them was Saint Patti's day,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: and he just like goes to a super busy bar
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: and he's like, I'm gonna go do this. I'm gonna
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: go watch said game at this bar. I'm gonna aim
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: to like get to halftime, and if I'm alright at halftime,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I'll try and watch the full game. And he goes
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: and then he's like at the bar and there's just
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: people on people around him, and you can tell he's
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: so un comfortable, and his voice is like cracking when
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: he's rewatching it and doing the voiceover, and then the
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: next cut will be like only lasted a minute and
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: I left, and I'm like, oh no, but I'd be
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: the same, Like imagine going on like burly path on
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: your own I'll turn around.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You couldn't pay me, I wouldn't go in. You genuinely
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: couldn't pay me.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I hope no one's saying to this guy like, you're
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: an introvert and need to be more extroverted because if
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: he if he lives a happy introverted life, all the
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: power to him.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Well, I think you need both to be good.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna message you may. I want to start zoom
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: calling this guy and being like you got.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Me, You've gotten me, You're awkward to man, And then
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: he'll be like you're like, oh do you want to
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: hang out? Like, oh no, I just want to be
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: like living Australian. When you're talking about I just want
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: to be alone, you don't bother me, like I mean,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: disappoint you. I don't want to hang out introverts anonymous club.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: But when but we're going and talking about experiences of
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: being alone and how good it is to promote being
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: alone anonymous.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what they call like fucking yeah, alcoholic is anonymous?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: A is alcohol is anonymous. We're trying to bring being
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: introverts up? Yeah yeah, yeah, no, that what I'm saying.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: It's talking about how good the experience was and you
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: get some extroverts in there and be like, you guys
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: need to chill the funk out.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You guys need to listen to how good this is.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: You need to chill the fun out. But it's funny
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: too because we're both dating extroverts go through. That's a
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: good point.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Like I would say Beth is extroverted, but she also
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: is quite shy.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I would say she's quite shy.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Like on a night out, would Cassie go up and
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: be the one to strike up a conversations that's wouldn't Yeah,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: that's the same as.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Me when we're and she starts talking to.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Me. If Beth started striking up a conversation with a
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: new person, that's when I need to be drunk and
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I'm there a new person.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't catch me in that conversation unless she brings.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: But then I also want to eat my words because
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I went to a festival and Cassie started a conversation
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: with a girl who had a boyfriend, and then we
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: hang out with him all that night and at a
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: great time. Yea, sometimes it's good. Yeah, yeah, I agreed,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: But still if it never happened to me, I wouldn't mind.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: It changed your life for the better. Yeah, but your
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: life wasn't worse before it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know how it makes that one. I don't
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: know how to make that work. Like you would have
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: been just as happy right now. Yeah, that's that experience.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: But it was a good experience. So where do we live?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Any introverts out there? Bad? We're here with you. Yeah yeah?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Comment comment below introverts with the podcast.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I have an announcement to make.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I am officially pause for silence dramatic effect.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: A Marcher, Babe, man, I am so glad you said that,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: because I am too. I absolutely love Marcher. It's like
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: a reward. Couldn't agree more. My friend could not agree more.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Throughout the day, I do little tasks and I'm like,
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: you know what, I deserve?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: A Marcher. Same and my go to at the moment, Jake,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: are these perfect head vanilla march to late cans? Cans?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Not only do they taste amazing, but it's also a
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: different source of caffeine to coffee. Mate, That's true.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: And they're so handy, like it's just a cafe quality
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Marcher in a can in your.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Hand, mate, I am obsessed, and I know the baddies listening.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I're gonna be looking for a sign to get a
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: marcher today. Here it is so hey, you've heard it here. First,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: don't walk, but run to Cole's. Funnily enough, Jake. Next
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: up is ig Question of the Week, with the question
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: being dumbest thing your ex has drunkenly texted or called
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: when we were drinkers. Do you remember any dumb things
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: you Yeah, yeah, actually I really do, and it was to
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: my dad. I've told this story before. I loved to
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: hear it. I wonder if I have any drunk messages
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: to X, though only you will know drunk messages to
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: just quickly recap what you did. Your dad can't leave
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: some new listeners.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: New Year's Eve eighteen twenty nineteen, one of those years
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: we pre drink at my house, my dad's house actually,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: and my dad was out for most of the day
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: and we were just like at his house drinking, like
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: we're at his pool.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: And then I think we had a slipping slot and like.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Too fair, I think we made a max.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: We made No, this is what fucked you up. We
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: made punch. Yeah, this is what fucked me up.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: And this is what actually we're talking about me, this
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: is what fucked everyone. Right, So we all go. So
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: we most of us actually have girlfriends at the time,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: a few single guys. But then we all we have
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: a book a table booked at a at a restaurant
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: slash bar club, right, And so we have this table
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: booked and all the boys in our group come to
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: my place to pre drink. And someone had the brilliant
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: idea that's like, let's all buy a seven hundred and
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: fifty mili bottle of straight alcohol, and each one of
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: us has our own bottle, and we only drink that
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: because if we just stay on the same alcohol all night,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: we'll be fine, right, And.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: So what we do is we all get our own
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: bottle as straight.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I use vodka, and I have vodka lime and sodas
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: or whatever, just so I can have at least some
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: fucking water in me, and I just it fucking nagget right. AnyWho,
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: We end up getting to the restaurant. We know the
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: guy that's like the manager owner of it, and he
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: lets us in and I don't know, I don't really
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: remember at what point any of these messages happen, but
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I have a message.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Chain with my dad.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: I could probably go find it if I go phone
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: off back where Dad's like are you at restaurant? Will
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: you be back tomorrow to clean up mess or something
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: like that, And I'm like, oh, yeah, sorry, Ryan, like I'll.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Be there tomorrow blah blah blah blah blah.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: And then I don't remember anything. I don't even remember
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: texting that. And then I go there the next day.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I don't live there at the time. I go there
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: the next day and I walk in and my stepmum's
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: shaking ahead at me, and my.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Dad's looking at me, and he's like, what happened yesterday?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what do you mean?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: He was like, you texted me saying like sorry, Ryan,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: my dad's names Brett.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: That's pretty day, man, to make you feel a little
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: bit better, Like I had a doozy that night, mate,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I don't remember anyone being man. I don't remember I remember.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: This is crazy, but like there's these things we call
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: them nangs here, but it's the freaking whipped cream canases
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: that balloons and they like breathe in And remember you
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: were on.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: The trampoline by yourself. You're on the trampoline by yourself,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: and you see Jake g On fucking ham On these
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: names like, no, you want to know what I did?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Know?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: He kept just blowing it up and down. So I
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: did do one, yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: And then I and then obviously it like focks me up,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: but then it goes away. Yeah, but I was so
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: drunk that I just see the balloon and I start
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: blowing it up and then I'm breathing in and breathing
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: out and breathing it out, thinking I'm doing another one.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: And I was just down there for who knows how
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: long doing that, and then someone comes down and starts.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I think we said, should we go check on Ja?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: He's been down there a while and we thought you
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: were just pumping name. That's one of the reasons I
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: stopped drinking. I can't control myself. But anyway, things, what
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: is it dumbest thing your exit drunkenly texted or card?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I'll go first, Sorry for I'm blocking you. I'm blocking
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: you now. That's the point, just to like know that
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: they're still there.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like a little bit of live in the head.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, what's the dumbest thing your ex has drunkenly called
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: or texted a fake message from his Apple Watch saying
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: that he had a fall. Wait what so I assume
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: what happened was she gets a message being like like, James.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Has fallen and needs help.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: But it was a text message and it made it
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: look and he made it look like it came from
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: his Apple Watch. But he was just saying that just
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: to kind of slide back in.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, people getting techy with a day. But also
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: he went wrong in a sense of fall makes him
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: sound like he's eighty fell over, Like I fell over.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: That's a good point, like, at what age do you.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Say to someone like, because like if I fell over
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: and grazed my knee, Yeah, I fell over, and what
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: happened to be like I was doing something, I fell over,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: it graes my knee and I tripped whatever. At what
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: age does it transfer from I fell over to I've
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: had a fall, And then everyone's kind of like and
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: you're at that age of everyone.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Goes oh fall, like late sixties, Like, let's be real.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: It's when like when you fall over in like hospital,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Let's be real. He's in the equation if my dad
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: fell over and hurt himself, he's fifty two, and I
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: would say Dad's had a fall. True, you know what
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I mean? Would would you? Would you say about your parents?
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I probably would have on the phone to me say
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: older than you. Then it's a good point because let's
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: just say you have.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: To call me, and we were planning to do like
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: a recording, like we're going to record an ad virtually
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: or something like I got a postpone like Dad's had
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: a fall.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, makes it sound more serious. Yeah, I fell over.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: It means like it's his own faulties or either.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I imagine like falling over in a shower and you
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: have to go to hospital.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: It's sad.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: It's sad, but like also, I'm.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Glad there's no eighty year old dad. He's listening probably.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: To be fair that don't be me one day, mate,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I'll be We're shuffling around, no problem.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: And you can't text me because I'll be like sort
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: of dead. Sort it out. All this health and stuff,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: like all the cotton and whatever. All the health is
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: getting way before me. You die on the toilet.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: I okay, it's a great way to go. It's how
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Elvis went great places. That's the worst place to go
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: on the toilets a place to go. So if I
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: was to die on a toilet, doing everyone a favor,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: because when you die, you secrete.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I was doing something I love.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: You do it so often when dogs start to die,
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: like they go to corners and dark places.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: When when you start to die, everyone's going to be
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: like check the quick check.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: No, it's not.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: About the main bathroom.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Imagine if someone called you and they were like, where
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: is Jake.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Checked the toilet? It's probably dumbest thing your ex has
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: drunken laughing too, dumbest thing your ex is drunkenly texted
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: or card I wanted to kiss you so many times
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: tonight next day deleted it and pretending that they didn't
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: send it, he won't feeling embarrassed. She remember, I remember
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: it was the best feeling never happened to me, but
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: ages ago, when I was like nine, and that X
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: used to always drunkenly call me. But it made me
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: feel great. Yeah. I never did anything about it, but
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: like just knowing that she was still toxic thinking about
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: me gas because I was over it, and I'd like yeah,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: every couple of months it would just be like a
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: phone called miscall from so and so, and I'd be
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: like fuck you hell still.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Haven't you?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I'm still going bro.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't think so I have. My first girlfriend has
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: a couple of times called me. She has once called
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: me while with.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: New boyfriend saying this one whenever they had a fight.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: They used to do it. What the I didn't pick up?
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: One time I was I got I went to a
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: friend's house and God, Hi.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: You said that yeah without with for lack of a
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: better term, I got high.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Sorry sorry Ryan, Oh God, please take me anywhot's take
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: any mate? Not God? How do you know God is
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: in the toilet? We don't exactly.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I'll get a phone call and I answer it and
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I don't remember the numbers.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: It's a random number.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I answer it. I'm like hello, woman's voice. I'm like
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: nineteen at time. I have a girlfriend now a new
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: girlfriend by the way, And I answer it, well, I can't.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like what the hell? And I'm like tapping friend.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I was just like too high, and even
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: just like comprehend.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I was like who is this? And give him the phone.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: He's like hello, He's like who's this. He's like who
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: is this? And then she must have said a name,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: and he's like fuck you. He hangs out, the sos
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: like don't have a call us number again, hangs up,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: and he goes it was bubbah. And so then I,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: being my high self, text my girlfriend.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you need to come get me. I gotta
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: tell you something.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: So I tell her she's living right, She's like living
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: at the situation, and I'm just kind of like cooking
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: out like all this shit.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: We get back to my place, she goes, give me
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: a phone.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I'm calling that number. Oh shit.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: She calls the number and they answer and her boyfriend's
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: voices in the background.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: So I think they were prank calling me. Why would
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: you do that?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: T X.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: That's weird. That's because you see my feelings. Man, But
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: like what, like I assume the boyfriend knows. Maybe maybe
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: that's tough, tough one.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: You're high too, because that was a that was a
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: rough one.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: It was funny though, because like she calls and I'm like, okay, okay, okay, cool,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: but don't say anything. I'm just say hang up straight away.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: She has your number though. That's funny.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, what's the dumbest thing your ex has drunkenly called
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: or texted blocked him? Everywhere. So he transferred me money
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: to get in contact.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I've heard this before. That's heinous. It better be like
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: over one hundred bucks.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, if he's going to do that, he better
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: be transferring, you know, less than one hundred dollars and
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: in the note being like, baby, please, baby.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Please imagine if it's like zero point zero one O,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: my god, that's a fucking inscts. Hecky, the avenues people
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: would go away. What amount of money would make you reply? Oh?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: So I get a random just like you know, such
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: and such as transferred you paid you into.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Single to your single I'm single. Yeah, it's obviously nothing. Okay.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: So I'm single, and I get it.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: It ends bad, okay, And I've blocked on everything and
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: they can't get a hold of me, and I get
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: like a bit I want to say hm hm, So
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I need to be sent probably like five hundred with
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: the note being like, I'm pregnant, oh.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Shit, just to get me to reply, oh shit, your
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: toxic K five hundred dollars to reply you're pregnant? Next girlfriend,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: is it yours or not? A good question? Is that
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: what you were.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Clearly it is mine because she's willing to put that
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: laid down a fucking.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: It to made nothing. I would just say no, how
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: much for you couldn't take an a hundred bucks, couldn't
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: take anyould return the money one hundred bucks mm, and
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: the note is I miss you one hundred bucks, and
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: the notes I missed. I would send it back when
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I won. I'm like, okay, she sends back, she doubles it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Next time, she sends two hundred, and she says I
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: really miss you, winky face.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I would be like, I really don't miss you, cry face.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, four hundred okay, is this like paying for sex?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: He's paying me a fuck up? Maybe? I mean maybe
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: maybe four hundred. And the messages if you want it,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: it's yours. That's kind of like smooth, but to be fair,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: is yours. I'm like that can't turn me on a bit.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: If I did, i'd have to return the money. But
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I couldn't take something like if I actually want the funk,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I couldn't take four hund dollars and then sex you
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: weren't that, Yeah, I'd like I'd finish having to be
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: like that was just an deposit weather always fucking hell,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: all right, dumbest thing your exits drunkenly, texted or cold.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: If you're going to break up with me, can you
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: give me like two weeks notice?
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I mean that's so funny. We think dumb. I felt
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: that that's valid. Give me two weeks to prepare, two
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: weeks to just enjoy this what it is.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, so like we can. Yeah, So if you're going
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: to break up with me, I feel like if you
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: sense it coming, yeah, you can be like, look, if
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: you're gonna bak up me, I just want like two
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: weeks notice because.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: It's kind of an unfairness sense of the person who's
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: doing the breaking up is already mentally checking out two
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: weeks prior.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, let me mentally check out with you and
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: then we come to an agreement in two weeks time.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Its like give him like in two weeks it
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: could or couldn't happen. Yeah, I just want to let
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: It's almost like it's a contracted thing where it's like
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: you can break up with me, but you need to
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: give me four weeks notice before you're out of the contract.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: And that's and also I ain't giving you know what's
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: it called when you put write.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Someone down as like a on.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: A beneficiary, not on a resume, and reference a reference
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: like I ain't going to be a reference to a
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: new boyfriend that.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Within that four weeks. By the way, Honestly, contracts, like
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: who the fucking invented contracts? This piece of paper makes
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: me contractly obliged by law to do something for you.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Also like a human fleas should blow like if you.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Breach a contract, right, Like contracts had to be invented
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: so someone else could profit, because if I breach a contract,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: I'm doing something illegal. If I'm a police officer and
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: someone's like, you need to go arrest this person because
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: they breach their contract, I mean like I'd be like,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: you mean, they've reached the piece of paper they.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Signed, like row up.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: But also we sound dumb, yeah exactly, Someone much smarter
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: than us invented.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, I always watch if I watch a show
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: that's based like say Game of Thrones or Lord of
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: the Rings.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like when in Lord of the Rings no no sorry,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: in the Hobbit, when they go and recruit Frodo not
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Frodo Bilbo whoever he soun fucking the Dwarf has this
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: contract and I'm like, how's that legally binding?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: It's a fantasy one boyology comes out the night, all right,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: it's my last one. What's the dumbest thing your ex?
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: You're Yeah, what's the numbest thing your ex has drunkenly
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: called or texted?
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: I'm preparing to be the right man for you. He's
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: three years into a relationship with another girl.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Damn. I saw another one that was about like he
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: was with another girl for like a couple of years, Like,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: how are you doing that? Yeah?
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Those are the type of people that just need to
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: be with someone, all right, Jake.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: For this one, a baddie actually sent in all of
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: her ex's text messages from a night out in the chain.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, like a screenshot.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the text change. So and this guy has gone
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: on a tangent and I reckon this will bring back
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: some reminiscence of some head noise if you've ever texted
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: your X when you're drunk. Okay, So it started with
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: these all had no responses, by the way, so she
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: didn't replied any no no, no, no, no. Okay. That's embarrassing
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: for him. Hey, two wives, how's you view photo? Didn't
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: get to see the photo. Let me know if it's
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: too large in scale. Oh, also, why do your mate
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: block me? Your ass is so fat? I know you
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: feel bad because rejected you. This is all how he
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: said it. But it's okay. You were hot, but either
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: maybe I was too big or attracted to a bit
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: too much to be or to be with your flat
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: mate accidentally walked in with her on a thong once
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: and kind of sparred from there. We cool, though. I
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: hope your PT stuff is still okay. This guy like went.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Through the seven stages of fucking like grief in a
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: message fucking chain.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: And she said, full context, we went on four dates
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: and it was two years ago. Far Yeah, I guess.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I guess the takeaway is we shouldn't drink time four comments.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: If you want to get a comment read, simply comment
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: on the episode you are listening to. I've got episode seventeen,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: spicy vanilla latte from liv Clark. What a name. Shout
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: out to you, She said, you guys give me hope
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: that there's still good men out there. Love your work.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Look, oh yeah, there is good men out there somewhere,
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: thanks Liv.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I got episode sixteen and it was a raw dog
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: and Brawd Dog episode. Okay, the BlackBerry Reaper said, I'm
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: with ODDI on this one.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I've had.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: I've had such more attitude and care within the free
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: health care system. The one time I went private, paying
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: a lot of money really helped their manners. I was
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: absolutely treated like royalty.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: It was insane. Yeah, well that was me talking about
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: like some bad healthcare, my experience with doctors being terrible.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, basically go private.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: She said, yeah, it must be nice, but private Elsecare
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: is not a thing in lots of places.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, that's one good thing about it system. Really,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: but they're the same as US.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: It's all public. It's really good and everything's free. Yeah obviously,
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: but yeah, we have like full private like health.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one great thing about Astralia.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: More a z I I as Asi maybe at twenty
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: two minutes thirty three in this episode, episode sixteen, Big
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Week After, Big Week After, It's not her nia, guys,
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: it's hemorrhoids.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Oh damn, what the fuck are we talking about. Oh
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: we're talking about a similar toilet. We always talk about toilet.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I said hemorrhoid and you said ding ding ding.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: But it's you said it Tony, and I said, ding ding,
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: but it's actually hamordh hack Jack.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Even got it. What's it called. I've definitely got that
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: thing where like my brain switches ship let us hurd
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: it and I repeated it wrong to you. Probably can't
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: say it on you fuck you anyway.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: She also said, love the pod, Please make these episodes longer.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: My my ridiculously long commute to work depends on it.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I would say we're good for podcasts, like an hour
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: is long. Yeah, yeah, come on, a lot of pods
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: do like fucking half an hour forty minutes.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: We hit just under that hour, like three hours a
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: week if you add it all lot. Yeah, and then
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: on Patreon we always hit over an hour ninety nine
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: a month, extra episode every single week. But Jake, it's
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: time for one of the bad. It's to sign off
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: the episode. Who we got to call Claudia? Dude?
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Hello, is this Claudia.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Claudia's Jake and Oddy from the Rolatas podcast. How are
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: you good? How are you very good? Very good? I've
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: got audio here with me. Bhi, Claudia, are you watching
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: the news.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry I just turned my on radio. Well, we're
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: calling you to request that you sign off our episode.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, yes.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: The pressure is on. Here's actually a question. Do you
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: have any do you know any riddles putting her.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: On the spot? Unfortunately I don't. That's fine. Fine. If not,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: you can give some advice. You can say a joke,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: you can say something about Jake, you.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Can say anything about me. It's nice, say something nice.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, you can just sign up in which other way
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: you want.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't really know.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: That's fine. What's what's it? What's the motto you live by?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: So if you wake up in the morning and I
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: don't know, you look outside and it's sunny, or you're
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: at the gym and you're like thinking, Yeah, what's the
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: model you live by? Oh, that's a good one. I'd say,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: just keep going. That's that's that's all I know. No,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: that's good. That's really good, because sometimes it seems like
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: you can't keep going. But he's always light at the
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: end of the tunnel. So that's good.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks so much, Claudia. Enjoy the rest of your day.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you you tube. Yeah, we feel bad we put
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: on the spot too much. Gets on the spot. Yeah,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: he was cracking under the pressure. We went to help
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: her out.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: That's fine, yeah, yeah, So I asked for a riddle.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: We love you, Oh stay bad.