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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show May 5th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: I sold a pair of my dirty workout socks to
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  Speaker 1: a foot free.
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  Speaker 2: Laid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, now you consider selling other wars, Sammy.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just serious. Have you ever been this drunk?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Greg Guys forty one year old guy
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  Speaker 2: in Florida. He was having a good time. Multiple reports
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  Speaker 2: please recalled guy drunk out of his mind, ripping off
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  Speaker 2: his clothes, banging on plywood, and laying down in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of a parking lots fun after he tried running
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  Speaker 2: in front of some moving cars. The cops then stopped
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  Speaker 2: him and they arrested him. They asked he asked for
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  Speaker 2: his phone call, so you can get a family member
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  Speaker 2: to come help him out. The cops agree to that.
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  Speaker 2: So the guy pulled off his shoe and started talking
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  Speaker 2: into it like.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, he was slightly confused. Yeah, yeah, I've been there, trunk. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Not ripping off the.
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  Speaker 2: Closed thing though, not least until he gets back to
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  Speaker 2: the hotel room.
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  Speaker 3: Although one time I did on a rooftop pool, end
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  Speaker 3: up in the pool, and I don't remember how I
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  Speaker 3: got out of the pool or back to the room
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  Speaker 3: and how I got dressed. I mean, I'm sure, Mari, sure, sure,
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  Speaker 3: not embarrassing at all.
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  Speaker 2: No, we've had got many clips of Greg just being
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  Speaker 2: mega trash.
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  Speaker 3: We can delete.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, that's a that's a classic audio.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. In fact, you go to any what do You
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  Speaker 3: Show event, chances are.
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  Speaker 2: Greg Greg has now changed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Greg has now gone out of his way to control
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  Speaker 2: himself and did not really let loose.
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  Speaker 3: At a recent one that we all went to at
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  Speaker 3: a brewery, I had half a beer.
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  Speaker 1: The entire time time. I had more than you.
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm mortified about how I've acted it previous.
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  Speaker 2: But that's what people are there to see.
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  Speaker 3: The crowd was there.
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  Speaker 2: That okay, right, drunk Greg. I think they're looking to
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  Speaker 2: get Greg as what we call because when Greg drinks
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  Speaker 2: those of you are new to the show. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 2: goes straight, he starts getting really interested in boobs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, straight and cropy. Yeah, like inappropriate, it's what it is. Embarrassed.
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  Speaker 2: So we would have like chicks show up to our
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  Speaker 2: events and they would say straight up to me like
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking to get Greg.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, it's ridiculous. I can't do it anymore.
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  Speaker 2: You want to dream that is Greg from a lot
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  Speaker 2: of dudes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, just tell him you're gay, you know.
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  Speaker 4: See anything you want equals safe.
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  Speaker 2: Yea, we just need to peer pressure him. But drunks
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  Speaker 2: are fun.
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  Speaker 3: They are fun. It is funny. If we don't have
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  Speaker 3: to drive somewhere, then I'm more likely to do it.
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  Speaker 2: It depends. Some people are fun. Other people, the combative people,
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  Speaker 2: I don't fund them. Or a lot of people will cry.
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  Speaker 4: God, yeah, I'll leave you where you're standing out in
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  Speaker 4: my car. I'm not going to stand around and talk
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  Speaker 4: to you when you're crying or you're just being angry. Like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't get those people that will like stand for that.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I'll ghost you bye.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you're if it's a friend, family member, you're
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  Speaker 2: kind of stuck with them. You came with them, you're
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  Speaker 2: stuck with them. But I think if you're hanging out
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  Speaker 2: in the group, you're not stuck with Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Medicine straight up left his wife.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when she's uh. That's how she got the nickname
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  Speaker 2: Spicy Nacho. Her name's Jessica, but she got the nickname
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  Speaker 2: Spicy Nacho because when she starts drinking, she gets spicy,
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  Speaker 2: and she gets like a little combative, and she starts
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  Speaker 2: talking smack and.
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  Speaker 4: I don't need to be there, straight up, you're an adult.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Here's a fun drunk.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I was behind the bus.
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  Speaker 2: This is the woman. She was on the news talking
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  Speaker 2: to the news after she hit a school bus and
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  Speaker 2: she was a little drunk.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I was behind the bus and I accidentally hit them.
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  Speaker 5: Instead of hitting the break, I hit them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you got this.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Now that's why you drive with two feet people.
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  Speaker 4: Then you don't get mixed up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and I mean god, bless them for
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  Speaker 1: allowing her to get that one sentence out in ten minutes.
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  Speaker 2: We got it there. This is well, there's gold. You
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  Speaker 2: get those people, then they're gonna go viral. It has
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  Speaker 2: the news.
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  Speaker 3: You're just like, oh, she's talking to us.
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  Speaker 2: This is the best. Should we get you something for
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  Speaker 2: the store like a viral? This is here's another one,
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  Speaker 2: be guys on the news. Random drunk dude just walks
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  Speaker 2: on up to the TV news reporter.
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  Speaker 4: It's a shownasty pig attitude. You're gonna do something because
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  Speaker 4: you work at the Arsenal and.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta Mercedes bands.
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  Speaker 7: You ain't gonna walk every day, so you're gonna get
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  Speaker 7: out and ass as.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that guy got remixed a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that guy was the classic. Another guy freaking
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  Speaker 2: eyes seemed.
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  Speaker 7: Well smoke.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a person's a neighbor's house that was
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  Speaker 2: on fire. Oh and he saved the day? Did at
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  Speaker 2: least it was his house? It was his house.
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  Speaker 7: I was right, yeah, lyon through through the wall and
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  Speaker 7: I look at the house was on fire. Forget.
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  Speaker 2: I knew it.
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  Speaker 3: Had a few beers.
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  Speaker 2: Is that because of the trying to forget the fire?
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  Speaker 7: I lived here my whole freaking life. I lived here
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  Speaker 7: almost my whole life, buddy, And you know I have
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  Speaker 7: so bad things to say about those people.
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  Speaker 2: Next door.
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  Speaker 3: Toss.
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  Speaker 2: So do you think you're lucky to be alive today?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, because I'm freaking smart.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, with anyone else expecting him at the beginning to
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  Speaker 1: say suffering scotash, like the.
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  Speaker 4: Criers like, how do you not wake up the next
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  Speaker 4: day and to be super depressed on how you acted?
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  Speaker 4: Because you probably forgot if.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Oh God, now that's bring him back.
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  Speaker 3: You know has lived their entire lives, Every living person
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  Speaker 3: so far. Yeah, he had a very poignant point.
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  Speaker 8: Happy birthday. If I had one wish for you, it
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  Speaker 8: would be stop saying that's what I've been saying. When
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  Speaker 8: you think that they changed the name to Meta because
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  Speaker 8: of the metaverse.
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  Speaker 2: And you go, oh, that's what I've been saying. That's
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  Speaker 2: what mother Mark, the whole world has been saying.
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  Speaker 8: You're like, oh, when it comes to sucks by low
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  Speaker 8: cell high, nock you.
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  Speaker 3: That's what everybody's been saying, saying that person right there
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  Speaker 3: in that clip a very angry and mean. But palid point.
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  Speaker 4: I never said anything about the med verse or in
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  Speaker 4: the Bilo cell high. Thing is just a you know,
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  Speaker 4: being sarcastic.
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  Speaker 2: Here's Greg, get another meetup that we had too? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: now honest, scale one to ten? How turned up? Do
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  Speaker 2: you think you are?
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  Speaker 3: Like a fourteen?
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  Speaker 2: Any any thoughts that you'd like to share with anybody
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  Speaker 2: that you wouldn't normally sober that I wouldn't normally share. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a. I don't give a. I don't
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't give a. Can make a song
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  Speaker 2: out of that?
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  Speaker 3: They should make a song.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody did make a song out of that. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: we're here with.
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  Speaker 3: Great Gorg good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Woulding any thoughts would anybody? You wouldn't normally.
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  Speaker 3: Sober that I wouldn't normally share I don't give a.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a.
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  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't. I don't give a.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a. I don't give a. I don't,
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  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't give How many yrinks have you
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  Speaker 2: had this?
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  Speaker 3: Even like four.
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  Speaker 8: Hundred and seventy two, four hundred and.
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  Speaker 3: Seven, I don't give a, I don't give a. I don't,
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  Speaker 3: I don't don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't give a.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a saying that song originally menace big.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, not penis my penis? Is that an eleven?
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  Speaker 3: What a drunken leg?
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  Speaker 8: So fun?
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  Speaker 1: It sounds super fun.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry I.
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  Speaker 1: Missed it, but you seem genuinely disturbed by it.
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  Speaker 3: It's so embarrassing. The weird thing about that night is
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  Speaker 3: I would normally be blacked out. I'm not gonna lie,
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  Speaker 3: and I would never remembered it. But I remember it
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  Speaker 3: like it was yesterday. Woody and I were in the
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  Speaker 3: bathroom and we were using the urinal and I was
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  Speaker 3: using my head against the wall to stand up. My
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  Speaker 3: head up against the wall, and then this particular bar
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  Speaker 3: was below ground level. It was based like a basement
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  Speaker 3: bar and I would still be there today, had would
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  Speaker 3: he not. Essentially, he didn't carry me up the stairs,
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  Speaker 3: but I kind of did, like a fireman's like, what
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  Speaker 3: do you call that a fire like? I kind of
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  Speaker 3: like he yeah, out physical building.
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  Speaker 4: I got him. I got him out of the building,
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  Speaker 4: help him up the stairs.
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  Speaker 3: And then there was another time I got super wasted
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  Speaker 3: and Woody came to the rescue because I was hosting
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  Speaker 3: that barbecue and I forgot to barbecue anything, and everybody
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  Speaker 3: would have starved to death. But Woody did all the
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  Speaker 3: grilling all day long. Why guy was trash was too good?
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  Speaker 2: Before we before we wrap up this whole thing about
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  Speaker 2: fun drunks. Now I got Metice's favorite clip of all time.
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  Speaker 2: Menas loves this guy. This guy was drunk. He's talking
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  Speaker 2: to the cops. The cops are questioning him. You're required
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  Speaker 2: to take chemical or physical bread test.
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  Speaker 4: Hey my nuts, ditch real quick men, Yeah, this guy
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  Speaker 4: is awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like hey man, because he's handcuffed.
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  Speaker 3: Jockey, that's going and beyond the job description.
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  Speaker 2: He's handcuffed and his nuts are dropping him a crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Tay itch.
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  Speaker 4: If you refuse to take chemicals backing what going on?
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  Speaker 5: Do you understand?
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  Speaker 2: You're driving?
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  Speaker 4: Privileges will be suspended for one year for a first refusal,
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  Speaker 4: the in eighteen months if you have previously refused.
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  Speaker 2: Additionally, your refusal that.
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  Speaker 7: They fun my nuts?
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  Speaker 2: Are you not?
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  Speaker 4: Are you going to submit to testing?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Not sure my nut?
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  Speaker 3: Int your commentating?
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  Speaker 2: Asia, We're not going to?
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  Speaker 4: You would.
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  Speaker 2: What about me? Can You're not gonna do it for me?
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  Speaker 5: Can I do?
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  Speaker 2: What do you say?
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  Speaker 3: That would be torture?
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  Speaker 4: Jockey man?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all your handcuff and you can't read down there?
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  Speaker 7: Show all right?
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  Speaker 2: Menace you ready? Yes? Always? Okay, So these are the
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  Speaker 2: toughest words to pronounce. I was kidding this. This could
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  Speaker 2: just this could just be fun.
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  Speaker 4: Words aren't my forte?
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  Speaker 2: Words are not his forte.
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  Speaker 3: Although, and I'm not even being remotely sarcastic, it seems
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  Speaker 3: like lately, and by lately I mean the last couple
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  Speaker 3: of weeks, it seems like you have a bigger interest
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  Speaker 3: in vocabulary. You were using some words. What did you
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  Speaker 3: use the oh, you use the word elusive? Nis just
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  Speaker 3: said elusive hyperbole, and then you were looking for other
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  Speaker 3: ways to say elusive and then an hour later you said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's my whale. I was like, look at you being
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  Speaker 3: all into vocabulary.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's just I don't know. I was like, I
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  Speaker 4: know there's another word for this. Yeah, alright, I'm menace.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna show you a word and then you pronounce it. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: all right, it's I got my almost like flash card
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  Speaker 4: style here, okay, ready, alright, men it's the first word.
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  Speaker 4: And then if you're listening, I know you can't see
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  Speaker 4: the word, but let's see if we can croissant cruissant.
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  Speaker 2: But that's not the proper pronunciation croissant, croissant croissant. That's
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  Speaker 2: the that's the proper pronunciation croissant croissant.
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  Speaker 4: All right, close enough, I want a ham and cheese croissant.
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  Speaker 3: Again.
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  Speaker 2: Again, these are the toughest word to prodounce, so not
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  Speaker 2: just for menace, but in general for people. This according
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  Speaker 2: to Google, by the way, they know a thing or two.
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  Speaker 2: All right, what about this one menace?
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  Speaker 4: Because I've had to read a lot of commercials that
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  Speaker 4: say I and it's very popular. Schedule.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, these are easy.
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  Speaker 4: Or if you're British, what is it schedule?
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  Speaker 2: Schedule?
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  Speaker 4: Here's another one uh, Porsche noise a pors Yeah from
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  Speaker 4: Greg because he corrects everybody. You know it's Porsche, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, next one ready, Yes, this is one of the
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  Speaker 2: toughest words to pronounce for most people.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I like that word greer greer greer.
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  Speaker 2: Uh g E n r e. For those of you
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  Speaker 2: listening at home, general generalin Uh do you want to hint?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, like, oh, what kind of this movie is in?
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  Speaker 4: What genre?
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  Speaker 3: There you go?
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  Speaker 2: Alright, got it? Genre?
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  Speaker 3: Genre?
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  Speaker 4: Genre generally greer this way?
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  Speaker 7: Uh uh.
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  Speaker 2: Gyroscope, gyroscope, menace killing it today?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Now, this one, I know is tough for
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people. Are your people? They can't even
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  Speaker 2: get tongue tied? All right, it's a sauce.
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  Speaker 4: What's your sire's sure?
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  Speaker 3: I think that's acceptable.
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  Speaker 2: Worster sure, Worcester sure?
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  Speaker 3: What do you think, Greg?
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  Speaker 2: That's I gave you the legit proper punc Yeah, Worcester sure,
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  Speaker 2: Worcester sure, Sure, Like w u H.
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  Speaker 1: S t u H s h R kidding Worcester right, exactly, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the county.
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  Speaker 2: What's to s t u h? What's to sure? S
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  Speaker 2: h r's very That's that's the bun.
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  Speaker 1: Worcestershire, So you don't say the R.
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  Speaker 4: You don't say Worcestershire. No, Worcester, Worcester, Worcester sure. How
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  Speaker 4: often you even use Worcester sauce? Not very often on steak.
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  Speaker 3: Like when you're braizing something. Yeah, I use it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm salad rarely I ever use it?
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  Speaker 4: Is that what they use for? Like French dip right
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  Speaker 4: or no French ship that's.
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  Speaker 2: If you dip the sandwich just and straight. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: that would be awful.
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  Speaker 3: Like if you're making a pot roast, you put some
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  Speaker 3: Worcester sure in there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know when you go to the melting pot
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  Speaker 2: menace and they bring out the cheese and they're melting
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  Speaker 2: the cheese, they'll put some garlic in there. They'll put
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  Speaker 2: like some lagger beer, a little Worcester.
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  Speaker 4: The last time I went to the melting pot, I
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  Speaker 4: think was with you? Really And when did our friends
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  Speaker 4: get married?
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  Speaker 2: A billion years ago at this point?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I think that was the after party from Worcester shear.
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  Speaker 2: She No, we're all wrong. No, that's incorrect according to Google.
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  Speaker 2: Now this is I'm on dictionary dot com for Worcester.
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  Speaker 1: She from Thish to shear one of your favorite things
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  Speaker 1: has in it, which is bluddy Mary's.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's right, you put bash of that in there.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say this one doing.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely Worcestershire's definitely not where I'm from.
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  Speaker 2: It is where you're from. All right? Menues?
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  Speaker 4: Next one, Yes, toughest words to pronounce on the average
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  Speaker 4: for people, entrepreneur, All right, good? Nice?
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  Speaker 2: How about this one?
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  Speaker 4: Massachusetts?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Again, I don't think a lot of these are going
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  Speaker 2: to be difficult for menace, but these are just for
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  Speaker 2: people in general. Yeah, we do have a menace word
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  Speaker 2: of the day coming.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure, I guarantee you.
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  Speaker 2: All right, what about this one?
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  Speaker 4: Uh uh, hierarchy? Wow, this universe is homework?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is going? Oh? Is this Mandela effect type stuff?
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  Speaker 2: It's weird, it's good.
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  Speaker 3: Is there a word that you guys mispronounced and you
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  Speaker 3: just struggle with? For me, it's Saturday night, like Saturday
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  Speaker 3: night from New York. It's Saturday night, Saturday just.
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  Speaker 4: Like trip on Saturday night, trip over it Saturday, Saturday night,
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  Speaker 4: Saturday night.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, jewelry, Oh yeah, that's your word. I'll say jewelry.
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  Speaker 3: Jewel jewelry, jewelry.
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  Speaker 2: It just naturally comes out for me that way.
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  Speaker 3: Jewelry.
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  Speaker 2: It's a jewelry store.
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  Speaker 1: Jewelry, Yeah, yeah, for sure, instead of jewelry, says jewelry.
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  Speaker 2: Well, apparently I'm the only one who says it, the
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  Speaker 2: one that I say, Oh, that's really pretty jewelry.
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  Speaker 3: I think you also say fictitional.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: That's like you saying like a conna, Oh yeah on
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: a ConA like Ragi say that, But that's not fictitional.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: You added syllable instead of fictional.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Right, I know, but I'm saying, it's just like a
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: a pronunciation. I was doing, like, yeah, one of those
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: your own language kind of got things right. I was
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: doing some stuff with air Tasker, and I was having
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: the like the hardest time saying tasks. What tasks? If
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: you have one thing to do, that's a task. If
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: you have multiple things to do, tasks, Yeah, kind of
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: like texts. In college, it wasn't sounding.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Right for like a speech class we had to memorize
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: this long tongue twister is when does the wristwatch strap
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: shop shut red leather, yellowleather, rubber baby buggy bumpers, the
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: six six cheeks six cheeks sick acts, facts lists, the
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: leaf police.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Dismiss at us what I don't know.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know why that that runs.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: It was the first speech class.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Well you must have gotten an A plus.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I probably pretty good.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, I have trouble saying the word important
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: important important important. I know it's so both tease, I
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: And she also say, like you also say some states
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: wrong too. Well, yeah, that's more of an accent, like Oregon,
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: I say Oregon.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: A couple of people on the text saying Benjamin, like
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: the name Benjamin, ben Jerman, ben Jermin architecture February. These
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: are all ones that the people are hitting us up
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: with residual residual residual residual. Sam'll get a residual residual
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: REIGI regidual residual.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Sammy, how do you say this word? I'm going to
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: push this right here? What is this off the generic term?
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: I got to push this button? There you go, but
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: there you go, because Bort says buttons, but you got
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: to push those buttons buttons.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: My dad says buttata like if potato with a bee.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but like no, Yeah, I think it's a fun
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: accent it could be tied up into the whole Pittsburgh
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: accent thing probably, you know, like a Philadelphia my sister Pellow.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, a lot of people that do.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Once my head hits the Pellow drink some milk.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Milk is a big one.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Milk milk.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: But sometimes it's just fun to say it wrong.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: You know, it is fun.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: It's just a good family.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: It's like, I'm just looking to laugh and have a
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: good time.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: It's just fun.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: It's fun.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: It's just hilarious good stuff, you know.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just it's just so fun.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: What says Oregon, like, oh, that's hilarious.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, used to have a really hard time with cinnamons.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: I learned that aluminum aluminum, Yeah right, took me along. Yeah,
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: what about that where they make beer and beer in
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: a brewery forever? He's gotten better on that one. What
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: do you call it?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: What do you call half iced ty and half lemon?
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: H Arnold Palmer, that hard Palmer.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: The one that I had the hardest time until I
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: don't know what it was. I think I just kind
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: of broke it down. Was caricature. That's character, sure, Like
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: you know people draw the head's super huge, but the
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: body of the cartoon a caricature, characterture, caricature character, sure, caricature.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: So I'd like break it down the same way they can.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I remember in school, like very early, you know, elementary
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: school was like learning how to spell different things, uh together,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: and the trick was we went to get her together
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: at that we went to get her together, to get
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: her And Yeah, to this day, if I'm like.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: That's it day, I's been a lot of help where
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: I'll play back audio and go, am I saying this right?
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: And they go, no, you need to say it this way.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: And then they'll like break it down and you know,
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: try to pronounounce it this way, and then I'll try
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: it like a hundred times and they go, Okay, you
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: finally got it right.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: You know. The most common one of the most common
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: things that people get wrong menace. You do this, They'll
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: say library as library library, which Menace says all the time.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Library library. Yeah, like there's a blueberry, a strawberry, a library.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Everybody stop saying correctly, library library library, okay, library library library.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: There's some other things that people get wrong to, like
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: words and phrases that you've been mispronouncing. I mean there's
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: a thing like, oh, take it for granite, right, you know,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: which is like like the stone granite, Like, no, it's
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: granted granite. It's kind of butchered that. Yeah, and then
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: we have a menace war today. We'll get to that,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: like a legit one.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you seem to love it.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: You're adding so many words. Yeah, but you're doing great, buddy.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Them words is the words, though, not this list for you.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, more what it shows next, little woody shot.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: You gotta be right back