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VIBE CHECK BIRTHDAY PARTY! · Vibe Check LIVE

• 0:00
  Charles: Happy birthday to you.
• 0:07
  Charles: Happy birthday to you.
• 0:16
  Charles: Happy birthday Mr.
• 0:20
  Charles: Vibe Check.
• 0:22
  Charles: I just gendered our show.
• 0:24
  Nora: Yeah you did.
• 0:26
  Charles: Happy birthday to you.
• 0:35
  Charles: That was a long one.
• 0:38
  Charles: Happy birthday!
• 0:41
  Charles: (cheering)
• 0:45
  Charles: Yeah!
• 0:47
  Charles: We're ready!
• 0:48
  Charles: We're ready to do this thing!
• 0:50
  Charles: I am so ready for this show.
• 0:52
  Charles: Let's roll that freaking intro.
• 1:43
  Charles: What the fuck is up gamers?
• 1:46
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:48
  Charles: It's Wednesday,
• 1:49
  Charles: September 23rd,
• 1:51
  Charles: 2026.
• 1:53
  Charles: And it is,
• 1:53
  Charles: in fact,
• 1:54
  Charles: the one year anniversary of this show.
• 1:59
  Charles: So this hat is for you.
• 2:01
  Charles: Here we go.
• 2:02
  Charles: Here we go.
• 2:04
  Charles: There we go.
• 2:06
  Charles: That's for you.
• 2:07
  Charles: Happy birthday to you at home.
• 2:10
  Charles: I am your humblest of hosts,
• 2:12
  Charles: Charles Joseph Kelly.
• 2:16
  Nora: And I'm Nora.
• 2:17
  Charles: Hi, Nora.
• 2:18
  Nora: Hi.
• 2:19
  Charles: Hello.
• 2:20
  Charles: How are you?
• 2:21
  Nora: I'm feeling much better than last week.
• 2:22
  Nora: Last week,
• 2:23
  Nora: the dogs completely took me out
• 2:26
  Nora: and I got so grumpy that I decided it was best
• 2:29
  Nora: that I not say things on the internet.
• 2:32
  Charles: Yeah.
• 2:33
  Charles: I thought it was really funny.
• 2:34
  Charles: You were like, "I'm so mad.
• 2:36
  Charles: The dogs made me so mad that I couldn't do this show."
• 2:40
  Nora: They made me really, really mad.
• 2:42
  Nora: I was so mad.
• 2:43
  Nora: Like, it was bad.
• 2:46
  Charles: I don't think I've ever been that upset at an animal
• 2:51
  Charles: I couldn't do my weekly live show.
• 2:54
  Nora: It wasn't necessarily just the animal.
• 2:56
  Nora: It was just everything combined,
• 2:58
  Nora: you know?
• 3:00
  Charles: And the pets were the last straw.
• 3:02
  Nora: It was the last straw,
• 3:03
  Nora: and it was 12.30 during the day,
• 3:07
  Nora: and it was the end of my day.
• 3:08
  Nora: I hit the end of my day.
• 3:09
  Charles: I judge you for not coming last week.
• 3:11
  Nora: That's fine.
• 3:12
  Mandy: Yeah, I didn't know that we could call out
• 3:14
  Mandy: when we just weren't feeling like it.
• 3:17
  Mandy: I didn't know that was an option.
• 3:19
  Nora: You don't wanna hear me say stuff sometimes
• 3:22
  Nora: when I'm that mad.
• 3:24
  Nora: It was just preferable that I not say things
• 3:26
  Nora: that are recorded permanently on the internet.
• 3:28
  Charles: Yeah,
• 3:29
  Charles: you missed a good show.
• 3:30
  Charles: Did you watch it?
• 3:31
  Nora: No,
• 3:31
  Nora: I was so mad.
• 3:33
  Nora: (laughing)
• 3:33
  Nora: I didn't even do that.
• 3:34
  Mandy: Next time Nora can't make it to the show,
• 3:37
  Mandy: we're just gonna completely make it like,
• 3:39
  Mandy: just destroy Nora.
• 3:41
  Chris: Double penalty for Nora,
• 3:43
  Chris: like,
• 3:44
  Chris: not only did she not feel like showing up,
• 3:46
  Chris: but then she's like,
• 3:46
  Chris: "I'm just not even gonna watch it.
• 3:48
  Chris: "Fuck it, who cares?"
• 3:49
  Nora: therapist would not appreciate if you did that.
• 3:53
  Mandy: My therapist would be like okay.
• 3:56
  Charles: I think your therapist would be disappointed in my friends.
• 4:01
  Chris: I think your therapist would understand that actions have
• 4:04
  Chris: consequences.
• 4:05
  Chris: Oh yeah.
• 4:07
  Chris: Learning that is an important lesson.
• 4:09
  Nora: Realistically that would really hurt my
• 4:12
  Charles: feelings. Hey guess what?
• 4:14
  Charles: Chris and Mandy are in the ones and twos.
• 4:16
  Charles: Hi guys.
• 4:16
  Chris: Ones and twos,
• 4:17
  Chris: hi everybody.
• 4:18
  Chris: Welcome to our one year anniversary.
• 4:21
  Chris: This is officially the longest running live show
• 4:23
  Chris: in the history of Loudspeaker.
• 4:25
  Chris: Woo hoo!
• 4:25
  Mandy: I didn't know that.
• 4:27
  Charles: Yeah.
• 4:28
  Charles: Yeah.
• 4:28
  Chris: It's kind of crazy.
• 4:29
  Chris: But yeah,
• 4:31
  Chris: episode 40 guys, we're here.
• 4:33
  Mandy: Nice.
• 4:34
  Nora: That's not bad.
• 4:35
  Mandy: I want a trophy.
• 4:37
  Nora: You haven't even been here for all of them.
• 4:38
  Charles: Yeah.
• 4:39
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 4:39
  Mandy: I've been here for enough of them.
• 4:42
  Charles: You very specifically were going to miss the show
• 4:45
  Charles: and I had to neg you into showing up this week.
• 4:48
  Mandy: But I did.
• 4:49
  Mandy: I'm skipping book club with those that I love to be here.
• 4:53
  Charles: Yeah.
• 4:53
  Chris: To be fair, your book club was also later canceled.
• 4:56
  Mandy: Because I wasn't there.
• 4:59
  Nora: I mean,
• 5:00
  Nora: I just do my book clubs on not Wednesday nights.
• 5:03
  Mandy: They have been doing this for years.
• 5:07
  Mandy: Longer than one year,
• 5:08
  Mandy: but.
• 5:09
  Chris: That's fair.
• 5:10
  Nora: I mean, technically we have been off air
• 5:12
  Nora: for longer than a year.
• 5:15
  Charles: This is true.
• 5:16
  Nora: We've been off air for about a year and nine months.
• 5:19
  Nora: We started at the beginning of two years ago.
• 5:23
  Nora: Wait,
• 5:23
  Mandy: tell me the story.
• 5:24
  Mandy: I don't know this story.
• 5:25
  Nora: I don't know.
• 5:26
  Nora: We just wanted to do a live show.
• 5:28
  Nora: And Charles was like, hey, Nora, you
• 5:30
  Nora: want to do a live show with me?
• 5:31
  Nora: And I was like, yeah,
• 5:31
  Nora: sure.
• 5:32
  Nora: And so we started brainstorming ideas.
• 5:35
  Nora: And then we started doing some test episodes.
• 5:38
  Nora: And then we did nine months of test episodes.
• 5:40
  Chris: We did a whole lot of test episodes.
• 5:41
  Mandy: What?
• 5:41
  Mandy: Nine months?
• 5:43
  Nora: We started in January of that year,
• 5:46
  Nora: and then we were finally ready to go live in September.
• 5:49
  Nora: So it does feel like it's been longer than a year,
• 5:52
  Nora: but that makes sense.
• 5:53
  Chris: That's what a lot of people don't realize
• 5:55
  Chris: is that live TV,
• 5:56
  Chris: even on the internet,
• 5:57
  Chris: is hard to do.
• 6:00
  Chris: And especially when you have,
• 6:02
  Chris: when you bring together a group of people
• 6:03
  Chris: who aren't used to doing that together,
• 6:06
  Chris: it takes some time to kind of build up
• 6:08
  Chris: what works, what doesn't,
• 6:10
  Chris: how you're gonna sort of vibe together,
• 6:12
  Chris: for lack of a better term.
• 6:13
  Chris: So I'm glad that we took the time we did
• 6:16
  Chris: to actually test things out before we just went live
• 6:20
  Chris: because if we had just gone when we wanted to start,
• 6:23
  Chris: I don't think we would have the show we have now.
• 6:26
  Charles: Yeah,
• 6:27
  Charles: I think it was a really good idea for us.
• 6:29
  Charles: (laughing)
• 6:30
  Charles: Really good idea for us to,
• 6:33
  Charles: I didn't even see you do it.
• 6:35
  Charles: And I'm sitting right next to you.
• 6:37
  Charles: All I heard was the noise of like,
• 6:39
  Charles: like fumbling around into your microphone.
• 6:43
  Charles: (laughing)
• 6:43
  Charles: But no, I think we made the right decision
• 6:46
  Charles: to spend some extra time so that we came out
• 6:49
  Charles: of the gate running really strong with a very solid show.
• 6:55
  Charles: And I feel like it's only gotten more solid
• 6:58
  Charles: as we handle it on our own.
• 6:59
  Nora: Agreed, it helped us build our rapport.
• 7:02
  Nora: 'Cause Chris and I didn't know each other very well before,
• 7:04
  Nora: well, we didn't know each other very much at all
• 7:05
  Nora: before we started this, so.
• 7:07
  Chris: Yeah, not at all.
• 7:08
  Nora: You've seen our friendship blossom in real time.
• 7:10
  Chris: Aww. - It's very nice.
• 7:12
  Chris: I'm so glad that Nora is a part of my life now because Nora is awesome even when she doesn't show up.
• 7:18
  Mandy: I was like, "When she's here!"
• 7:20
  Mandy: When she goes to wrestling even though she says she's not, yeah.
• 7:23
  Nora: Yeah,
• 7:24
  Nora: and I'm gonna go to both of Twilight's even though I don't want to.
• 7:29
  Chris: That's the spirit.
• 7:31
  Charles: Can I read those text messages?
• 7:33
  Mandy: Yes!
• 7:34
  Nora: Well, I'm having a good day,
• 7:37
  Nora: first of all.
• 7:38
  Charles: Can I read it because of what you said?
• 7:41
  Nora: Yes!
• 7:43
  Charles: Because we had a conversation about
• 7:46
  Charles: when we were going to watch the Breaking Dawn
• 7:51
  Charles: part one and two,
• 7:52
  Charles: both movies,
• 7:53
  Charles: together.
• 7:55
  Charles: And so Mandy texts the group and says,
• 7:57
  Charles: "Breaking Dawn one and two at my house
• 7:59
  Charles: "Sunday, 27th at 2 p.m."
• 8:01
  Charles: And this was last Wednesday that we made this decision
• 8:03
  Charles: without Nora,
• 8:04
  Charles: because Nora was not here to help.
• 8:07
  Nora: 'Cause I was having a really bad day.
• 8:08
  Charles: You were having a really bad day.
• 8:10
  Charles: Immediately after you said can we please won't do them separately. I can't watch them back-to-back
• 8:15
  Charles: That's not that much movie to watch. That's
• 8:19
  Nora: movies was tired of
• 8:22
  Nora: Eclipse by an hour and 30 minutes in so now that we're talking about at doing that twice and watching
• 8:30
  Nora: two movies that are bad
• 8:34
  Nora: back-to-back I
• 8:37
  Nora: I just, I struggle.
• 8:39
  Nora: I struggle a lot to just sit and watch a movie
• 8:42
  Nora: in any capacity,
• 8:43
  Nora: and so sitting and watching
• 8:44
  Nora: two in a row is a big ask for me.
• 8:47
  Nora: And then Nora-- - It's a big ask.
• 8:49
  Charles: And then Nora says,
• 8:50
  Charles: "Can I do bong rips
• 8:51
  Charles: "during Breaking Dawn?" (laughing)
• 8:53
  Nora: The only way I'm gonna survive,
• 8:55
  Nora: I had to think of ways to cope.
• 9:00
  Nora: How am I gonna cope?
• 9:00
  Charles: Okay.
• 9:01
  Chris: Nora's coping.
• 9:02
  Charles: You haven't seen these movies,
• 9:04
  Charles: right?
• 9:05
  Nora: I know what happens.
• 9:07
  Chris: But you don't know how the film version of it happens.
• 9:10
  Chris: So just double-advocate.
• 9:12
  Chris: How do you know that they're bad?
• 9:16
  Nora: Because I've watched the other three.
• 9:19
  Nora: And my pattern recognition as an autistic person,
• 9:22
  Nora: I know how it's going to go.
• 9:25
  Nora: They're the best ones.
• 9:26
  Nora: I've listened-
• 9:26
  Mandy: They're the best ones yet.
• 9:27
  Mandy: You just-
• 9:27
  Nora: --to multiple podcast episodes of my podcast
• 9:31
  Nora: watching and reviewing those movies.
• 9:33
  Nora: So I know what happens.
• 9:35
  Charles: But here's the thing.
• 9:35
  Charles: Allegedly.
• 9:36
  Charles: You don't know.
• 9:37
  Charles: You don't know.
• 9:39
  Charles: You don't know what happens because in the end,
• 9:44
  Charles: it is glorious.
• 9:45
  Charles: It is some of the best cinema out there.
• 9:50
  Charles: And during the,
• 9:52
  Charles: like the whole cast
• 9:54
  Charles: didn't want to be there for the press tour so much.
• 9:57
  Charles: They were like, this is the worst thing.
• 9:59
  Charles: And then we're so over it at that point
• 10:02
  Charles: that they were just fucking around the entire time.
• 10:04
  Charles: And I'm so excited for us.
• 10:07
  Charles: I don't mind watching that.
• 10:08
  Charles: We'll watch all of that next week.
• 10:11
  Chris: In the chat,
• 10:12
  Chris: Lynn says,
• 10:13
  Chris: "I'm glad that Nora's in your life too
• 10:15
  Chris: "because she made me an awesome hat."
• 10:17
  Nora: I did, I made Lynn a really great hat
• 10:19
  Nora: and it's finally kind of cool enough
• 10:20
  Nora: that she can probably wear it in the morning,
• 10:22
  Nora: so I'm very excited.
• 10:23
  Mandy: She also pointed out that we have been in book club
• 10:26
  Mandy: for 12 years,
• 10:28
  Mandy: so they have dibs.
• 10:29
  Chris: Well, and clearly that commitment
• 10:33
  Chris: doesn't mean a lot to people
• 10:34
  Chris: if they can just cancel an hour.
• 10:36
  Chris: Look,
• 10:37
  Mandy: I mean,
• 10:37
  Mandy: I understand,
• 10:38
  Mandy: 'cause if I said I wasn't gonna be there
• 10:40
  Mandy: and everyone's like, "Well, what's the point then?
• 10:41
  Mandy: "Mandy's the whole point of book club."
• 10:43
  Mandy: And I am.
• 10:44
  Nora: Right.
• 10:45
  Mandy: Of everything.
• 10:47
  Chris: Twinkle, twinkle.
• 10:49
  Mandy: So, yeah.
• 10:50
  Mandy: So it made me feel better
• 10:51
  Mandy: because at least I'm not missing out.
• 10:53
  Nora: I mean,
• 10:54
  Nora: it could just move to another day
• 10:55
  Nora: now that you have important things on Wednesdays.
• 10:57
  Charles: Right,
• 10:57
  Charles: and seniority kinda sucks as a concept.
• 11:00
  Charles: Right.
• 11:01
  Nora: Like, we've done it this way
• 11:02
  Nora: because we've always done it that way.
• 11:03
  Chris: It's very capitalist.
• 11:05
  Charles: It's the very capitalist of you.
• 11:06
  Mandy: I think you mean patriarchal.
• 11:08
  Charles: Yeah,
• 11:09
  Charles: exactly.
• 11:10
  Chris: Both can be true. - It's kind of a bad reason.
• 11:11
  Charles: Yeah,
• 11:12
  Charles: exactly.
• 11:12
  Charles: It's kind of racist if you think about it.
• 11:14
  Charles: (laughing)
• 11:16
  Nora: You can't just keep doing things
• 11:17
  Nora: because you've always done it that way.
• 11:18
  Chris: Yeah, and why would you wanna be racist?
• 11:20
  Nora: Yeah.
• 11:24
  Chris: Anyway.
• 11:25
  Chris: (laughing)
• 11:26
  Charles: How is everybody's week?
• 11:28
  Nora: Speaking of racist.
• 11:30
  Nora: (laughing)
• 11:31
  Charles: The anecdotes section of our show notes
• 11:33
  Charles: is entirely empty.
• 11:35
  Mandy: Okay, give me two seconds and I'll put something.
• 11:37
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 11:38
  Charles: Who wants to go first?
• 11:40
  Nora: I put my finger in the dog's mouth last week
• 11:43
  Nora: and now he can't feel things right
• 11:45
  Nora: on the side of my fingers.
• 11:46
  Mandy: What?
• 11:48
  Nora: It was my fault.
• 11:49
  Nora: It was really my fault.
• 11:51
  Nora: That one was my fault and it didn't make me grow.
• 11:52
  Charles: Can you explain that a little bit better?
• 11:56
  Nora: He ate a stick and like he shouldn't have eaten a stick.
• 11:58
  Charles: He ate a what?
• 11:58
  Nora: A stick.
• 11:59
  Charles: Stick.
• 12:01
  Nora: A stick.
• 12:02
  Chris: Charles Richard.
• 12:03
  Nora: I don't know what it was, but he's allergic to meat and I was hoping it wasn't meat.
• 12:06
  Nora: And then I put my finger in there and I know better.
• 12:08
  Mandy: Wait, your dog's allergic to meat?
• 12:11
  Nora: Yeah.
• 12:11
  Nora: He's not my dog, he's my roommate's dog.
• 12:13
  Nora: But yes, he is very allergic to meat.
• 12:16
  Chris: Interesting.
• 12:17
  Charles: Yeah.
• 12:17
  Charles: He's this big, full...
• 12:18
  Charles: And why can't you feel your finger?
• 12:19
  Nora: Because I put my finger in his mouth and he bit me.
• 12:23
  Charles: And it's still numb.
• 12:24
  Nora: Yeah, because where he bit me I think is where a bunch of nerves run.
• 12:27
  Chris: Down my finger.
• 12:28
  Chris: And how many days ago was this?
• 12:30
  Nora: It was last Friday.
• 12:31
  Nora: So it hasn't been that long.
• 12:33
  Charles: So it's been almost a whole week of numbness?
• 12:35
  Nora: Just a little bit.
• 12:36
  Nora: It's just like-- it's like from here to here.
• 12:39
  Nora: And it's just when I touch it, you know?
• 12:41
  Mandy: Hmm.
• 12:43
  Chris: I am not a doctor, but I would think
• 12:45
  Chris: you should maybe talk to one.
• 12:47
  Nora: I have had far worse dog bites,
• 12:49
  Nora: and this one is fine.
• 12:51
  Nora: Nerves regrow.
• 12:52
  Charles: That sounds like you should go to a doctor.
• 12:55
  Nora: I'm not 30 yet.
• 12:56
  Nora: It didn't go that deep.
• 12:58
  Nora: It just got the nerve.
• 13:00
  Nora: It's really fine.
• 13:01
  Mandy: I mean,
• 13:02
  Mandy: really, how often do you use
• 13:03
  Mandy: your pointer finger anyway?
• 13:04
  Nora: I mean, it's my left hand, it's not my right hand,
• 13:07
  Nora: and I can still knit,
• 13:08
  Nora: so like,
• 13:09
  Nora: we're good.
• 13:09
  Chris: Well, as long as you can knit.
• 13:11
  Nora: Like, it's not swollen,
• 13:13
  Nora: I could still do this.
• 13:14
  Nora: Like, we're all good.
• 13:16
  Chris: Charles,
• 13:17
  Chris: tell us about your milestone.
• 13:20
  Charles: I hit a double milestone this week.
• 13:24
  Charles: I paid off my car,
• 13:26
  Charles: the title came in,
• 13:28
  Charles: and I also hit Boobies Mileage.
• 13:30
  Mandy: Yes,
• 13:31
  Mandy: did you get boobies mileage on camera?
• 13:33
  Charles: Oh, did I get boobies on camera?
• 13:37
  Charles: I'm gonna show boobies to everybody
• 13:40
  Charles: Not boobies. It's just boobs.
• 13:42
  Charles: It's just boobs,
• 13:43
  Charles: but I got boobs.
• 13:44
  Charles: Yeah on camera as it happened
• 13:47
  Charles: Yes, and I was driving
• 13:49
  Charles: hello
• 13:52
  Mandy: Way to go
• 13:54
  Mandy: Paid off the car and boobs.
• 13:56
  Mandy: We're so proud.
• 13:56
  Nora: Yep.
• 13:57
  Nora: That's a really good milestone.
• 13:59
  Chris: Congrats Charles.
• 14:00
  Chris: Thank you.
• 14:00
  Mandy: Lynn just wants to point out that the actors
• 14:04
  Mandy: talk to the doctor is nice boobies.
• 14:09
  Chris: I don't say that.
• 14:09
  Nora: I can fully move it.
• 14:10
  Mandy: Talk to the doctor says the guy who wouldn't go
• 14:12
  Mandy: to the ER for a droopy ass face.
• 14:15
  Charles: Although it's,
• 14:16
  Chris: to be fair,
• 14:18
  Chris: I did go to the ER.
• 14:19
  Chris: Thank you very much.
• 14:20
  Chris: And they said, why are you here?
• 14:22
  Chris: Oh, I see.
• 14:22
  Chris: (laughing)
• 14:24
  Charles: Oh, the Bell's palsy.
• 14:27
  Nora: I literally had-- - You feel real good.
• 14:29
  Nora: Open canine wounds, like canine teeth wounds
• 14:31
  Nora: on this hand, so like this,
• 14:33
  Nora: this is nothing.
• 14:35
  Charles: I've also been playing the most House of Leaves-ass
• 14:39
  Charles: video game on the planet. - Oh no.
• 14:41
  Charles: And I am really excited, I've got a clip
• 14:44
  Charles: of something that happens in the game.
• 14:46
  Charles: I've got it on my laptop.
• 14:48
  Charles: Chris, you can cut to my screen here.
• 14:50
  Charles: I was showing Chris this before,
• 14:52
  Charles: But like,
• 14:53
  Charles: the whole premise of this game,
• 14:55
  Charles: this is Control Resonance, this is probably gonna be
• 14:57
  Charles: in my top games of the year.
• 15:00
  Charles: You're going down into this sunken apartment complex.
• 15:03
  Charles: So the apartment complex is going down impossibly long,
• 15:07
  Charles: sound familiar?
• 15:09
  Charles: And all of the walls are like covered in
• 15:12
  Charles: like apartment buildings that have just kind of like,
• 15:15
  Charles: it's all sunken in.
• 15:17
  Charles: But you're basically going down through
• 15:19
  Charles: this apartment complex on a crane
• 15:22
  Charles: as you just like descend into nothing.
• 15:25
  Charles: So I just really wanted to like show off
• 15:27
  Charles: like how fricking cool this game just looks artistically.
• 15:33
  Charles: Like video games are art.
• 15:36
  Charles: Video games,
• 15:37
  Charles: you know, people dunk on video games
• 15:40
  Charles: as a concept,
• 15:41
  Charles: but like video games become like literal art.
• 15:46
  Charles: And this is like kaleidoscoping the people
• 15:50
  Charles: inside the apartment complex as they kind of go around.
• 15:54
  Charles: And Chris put it beautifully.
• 15:55
  Nora: That's really cool.
• 15:57
  Charles: Yeah,
• 15:58
  Charles: Chris put this like,
• 15:59
  Charles: great.
• 15:59
  Charles: It's terrifying and beautiful at the same time.
• 16:02
  Charles: And I think that that was such a great way to put this.
• 16:06
  Charles: That it's just like, I was just like in awe
• 16:09
  Charles: as we were like descending into this building
• 16:12
  Charles: with doors on the ground and everything like that.
• 16:16
  Charles: So shit's cool.
• 16:18
  Charles: Shit's really fucking cool.
• 16:19
  Charles: And I'm gonna be talking about this for fucking weeks,
• 16:22
  Charles: but I just wanted to share that
• 16:24
  Charles: because it was just like,
• 16:26
  Charles: blew my mind that some people like,
• 16:29
  Charles: created this out of their brain and put it into a game
• 16:31
  Charles: and made 3D models that kaleidoscoped across this map
• 16:36
  Charles: that they've generated that you could walk around in.
• 16:39
  Charles: Shit's cool.
• 16:40
  Charles: Shit's fucking cool, man.
• 16:42
  Charles: Hell yeah.
• 16:43
  Charles: Fuck yeah.
• 16:45
  Chris: Absolutely.
• 16:45
  Chris: Honestly just from seeing that clip alone
• 16:48
  Chris: It makes me want to play the game and I'm not much of a gamer person dude
• 16:51
  Chris: It looks amazing and I'm excited to check. Okay,
• 16:55
  Charles: you need to play the first one
• 16:56
  Nora: Can I play troll on the Xbox 360 you can play the first one?
• 17:07
  Charles: Xbox 360 is a little old of a system
• 17:10
  Charles: That system had oblivion the Elder Scrolls oblivion,
• 17:15
  Charles: which is a 20 year old game
• 17:20
  Mandy: Yes still at home
• 17:23
  Chris: Can I play it on an abacus I
• 17:27
  Charles: Don't think control resident.
• 17:29
  Charles: You can play it on that you I don't think you can play the original one on it either
• 17:33
  Charles: however, I know Chris has a newer video game system that's true and you should play the first one because it is so
• 17:40
  Charles: like Twin Peaks coded,
• 17:43
  Charles: there is this-
• 17:44
  Nora: Chris would like that.
• 17:45
  Charles: That it's,
• 17:46
  Charles: there's this weird janitor
• 17:48
  Charles: who happens to also be an old god,
• 17:51
  Charles: and there's a music sequence in it,
• 17:53
  Charles: and in the sequel,
• 17:55
  Charles: this kind of like off-shoot sequel,
• 17:56
  Charles: Alan Wake 2,
• 17:58
  Charles: there's a huge musical dance number
• 18:00
  Charles: like immediately after the scariest horror shit
• 18:03
  Charles: that you've ever seen in your life.
• 18:05
  Chris: We actually have that game,
• 18:06
  Chris: and Lynn played five minutes of it
• 18:08
  Chris: and decided it was too scary.
• 18:09
  Charles: Can I,
• 18:10
  Charles: really quick, can I show you the dance number
• 18:13
  Charles: from the-- - Yes, yes, yes.
• 18:14
  Nora: I like scary. - I'm here for a dance.
• 18:16
  Nora: If you like scary.
• 18:18
  Nora: I love a good horror novel.
• 18:22
  Nora: Horror.
• 18:24
  Charles: So,
• 18:24
  Charles: like,
• 18:25
  Charles: scariest shit happens in the game.
• 18:29
  Charles: Like, you're being tracked down
• 18:31
  Charles: by a serial killer cult,
• 18:34
  Charles: right?
• 18:36
  Charles: And you have to play the audio.
• 18:41
  Charles: Bump that shit up.
• 18:43
  Video: ♪ From what I've gathered ♪
• 18:45
  Video: ♪ You grew up nice in shelter ♪
• 18:46
  Video: ♪ With all those pretty stories ♪
• 18:48
  Video: ♪ And you're all made of fury ♪
• 18:49
  Video: ♪ Mama gave me a magic clicker ♪
• 18:52
  Video: ♪ Well yes, I think it's true and fair to say ♪
• 18:56
  Mandy: It's giving Little Mermaid.
• 19:00
  Nora: That's,
• 19:01
  Nora: wow.
• 19:02
  Charles: So,
• 19:02
  Charles: and then there's this in-universe band
• 19:04
  Charles: called the Old Gods of Asgard
• 19:06
  Charles: who wrote this song.
• 19:11
  Charles: They're awesome.
• 19:12
  Charles: They're so cool.
• 19:18
  Charles: Let's see if I can cut to like - Is
• 19:20
  Chris: this the prelude to the dance?
• 19:23
  Nora: Oh
• 19:23
  Nora: yeah, there is.
• 19:25
  Chris: When
• 19:25
  Chris: does he become Lord of the Dance?
• 19:28
  Mandy: Okay,
• 19:28
  Mandy: when are we learning this?
• 19:30
  Chris: Right?
• 19:33
  Chris: Mandy's got
• 19:34
  Chris: it down already. - I'm
• 19:35
  Mandy: a dancer!
• 19:36
  Chris: Makes me wanna watch Showgirls.
• 19:39
  Mandy: We should learn something from Showgirls.
• 19:41
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 19:43
  Chris: I think when we're-
• 19:43
  Mandy: Is that Halloween?
• 19:44
  Chris: I think when we're done with our Twilight-thon,
• 19:47
  Chris: we should all watch Showgirls together.
• 19:49
  Chris: That'd be hilarious.
• 19:50
  Mandy: I think that's a Halloween theme,
• 19:52
  Mandy: costume theme.
• 19:53
  Chris: Yeah.
• 19:53
  Nora: I still wanna go watch Mystery Men with you all.
• 19:57
  Chris: Oh yeah.
• 19:57
  Nora: I need to watch that one.
• 19:59
  Mandy: I just saw Practical Magic 2 this past weekend.
• 20:02
  Charles: How was it?
• 20:03
  Charles: I've seen the trailers.
• 20:05
  Mandy: It was,
• 20:06
  Mandy: okay, so in the beginning I was definitely like,
• 20:08
  Mandy: I couldn't stop seeing Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock.
• 20:11
  Mandy: And I was like, okay,
• 20:12
  Mandy: this is trying.
• 20:14
  Mandy: But by the end I was like, you know what, it was fun.
• 20:16
  Mandy: It was cute,
• 20:17
  Mandy: it was silly,
• 20:18
  Mandy: it was what the first one was.
• 20:20
  Nora: Is it Book of Secrets?
• 20:22
  Mandy: No.
• 20:23
  Nora: Okay, 'cause I accidentally read the third book
• 20:26
  Nora: in Practical Magic without knowing
• 20:29
  Nora: that it was Practical Magic.
• 20:31
  Nora: And then I was like,
• 20:31
  Nora: wait,
• 20:32
  Nora: this feels like
• 20:33
  Nora: it's connected to something.
• 20:35
  Nora: Yeah,
• 20:35
  Nora: yeah.
• 20:36
  Mandy: The books are nothing like the movies.
• 20:38
  Mandy: I think I've read the first two books.
• 20:40
  Mandy: I don't think I read the third.
• 20:41
  Nora: I read the one that was the Book of Magic
• 20:43
  Nora: and it was pretty good, I enjoyed it.
• 20:44
  Nora: As a standalone,
• 20:45
  Nora: I didn't realize that it was the third.
• 20:48
  Mandy: Well, I thought everybody was familiar with this, right?
• 20:49
  Mandy: Like I thought,
• 20:50
  Mandy: who wasn't?
• 20:50
  Mandy: And apparently not everyone was like a girl in the 90s.
• 20:54
  Nora: Yeah.
• 20:55
  Chris: I definitely was not.
• 20:56
  Mandy: So not everybody has seen it.
• 20:57
  Mandy: And I'm like,
• 20:58
  Mandy: how?
• 20:58
  Mandy: How have you made it this far without this in your life?
• 21:02
  Mandy: No, but it was good.
• 21:02
  Mandy: It was a feel good time and it was silly
• 21:04
  Mandy: and at the end of it, we enjoyed it.
• 21:06
  Nora: Nice.
• 21:06
  Charles: Chris, I think you can bump your microphone up a little bit.
• 21:08
  Charles: You're a little quiet.
• 21:10
  Chris: All right.
• 21:10
  Chris: Little Chris.
• 21:11
  Chris: Hey, hey, hey.
• 21:13
  Charles: There we go.
• 21:13
  Chris: Yeah.
• 21:15
  Charles: Like compared to the rest of us.
• 21:16
  Charles: Can you turn me down a little bit more?
• 21:18
  Charles: It's so, it's like blasting.
• 21:19
  Nora: You're blasting your ears.
• 21:20
  Charles: Yeah.
• 21:21
  Chris: And then I started blasting.
• 21:22
  Nora: It's not me.
• 21:24
  Nora: It's not just me,
• 21:25
  Nora: I should say.
• 21:26
  Charles: However,
• 21:27
  Charles: you are significantly louder
• 21:28
  Charles: than you are in the room.
• 21:30
  Nora: That's weird.
• 21:31
  Charles: Yeah,
• 21:32
  Charles: so it's,
• 21:33
  Charles: maybe I just cleared out my ears.
• 21:34
  Chris: There's a lot of microphone processing going on.
• 21:36
  Mandy: So Lynn wants some clarification again on the video game.
• 21:40
  Mandy: No sir,
• 21:41
  Mandy: I decided I should play the first one
• 21:43
  Mandy: and probably both of them during the day.
• 21:45
  Charles: Yes,
• 21:46
  Charles: yes.
• 21:48
  Chris: That was like a year ago.
• 21:49
  Nora: Totally legitimate.
• 21:50
  Chris: And in the meantime,
• 21:52
  Chris: the yarn monster
• 21:53
  Chris: has taken control of her schedule.
• 21:55
  Chris: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 21:56
  Chris: I don't know. - Lies,
• 21:57
  Chris: lies,
• 21:58
  Chris: lies.
• 22:00
  Mandy: Lies.
• 22:01
  Charles: You can play video games while you knit you just need to use your feet to
• 22:14
  Charles: Depends on how like dexterous you are with your feet because like I think like
• 22:20
  Nora: I used to be able to write my name with my feet,
• 22:22
  Charles: right if you if you think that you can get the the
• 22:26
  Charles: Motion going for knitting.
• 22:28
  Charles: I think that you can probably do that with your feet and then you can play more twitchy games with
• 22:32
  Charles: your hands,
• 22:33
  Charles: but but
• 22:35
  Charles: If you're playing something that's not you don't need a lot like you're like
• 22:40
  Charles: Running around in Minecraft,
• 22:41
  Charles: right? You can use your toesy-woesies
• 22:43
  Nora: Yeah to play some Minecraft to my only fans to watch me learn how to play video games with my feet
• 22:52
  Nora: Because that's not free content.
• 22:54
  Charles: I think that would be the funniest shit
• 22:57
  Charles: I would I would pay money to see somebody like fail
• 23:02
  Mandy: Miserably but for months to do that people went and saw that girl skate and to learn how to skate
• 23:09
  Mandy: So so I think there would be a lot of people who would watch Nora learn to play video games with their toes
• 23:14
  Nora: Would be behind a paywall.
• 23:16
  Mandy: Of course.
• 23:17
  Mandy: Of course.
• 23:17
  Mandy: We don't get that away for free.
• 23:19
  Nora: Maybe a patreon
• 23:19
  Nora: maybe that's a little bit more appropriate than an OF.
• 23:22
  Mandy: Yeah, never for free.
• 23:23
  Nora: A Patreon. - I mean, I think if there's
• 23:25
  Chris: toes involved, it's gotta be an OnlyFans.
• 23:27
  Mandy: Right.
• 23:28
  Mandy: Okay,
• 23:28
  Nora: yeah.
• 23:29
  Chris: Or OnlyFeed, if you will.
• 23:30
  Nora: You know the girl who played Lavender Brown
• 23:32
  Nora: in the Harry Potter series?
• 23:33
  Nora: She has an OnlyFans where she just brushes her hair.
• 23:36
  Charles: Wow.
• 23:36
  Charles: Mm-hmm.
• 23:38
  Nora: That did make me think.
• 23:39
  Nora: I was like,
• 23:41
  Nora: I could be fully clothed.
• 23:42
  Mandy: I know,
• 23:43
  Mandy: I know.
• 23:44
  Mandy: I have so many lists of things I would do if I could.
• 23:49
  Chris: (laughing)
• 23:49
  Chris: If the intern would not-
• 23:50
  Mandy: If the intern-
• 23:51
  Chris: If it wouldn't-
• 23:52
  Charles: Oh,
• 23:53
  Charles: the intern. - End my marriage.
• 23:55
  Charles: Curses.
• 23:56
  Nora: All right, well,
• 23:57
  Nora: speaking of-
• 23:59
  Nora: Ow.
• 24:00
  Nora: Watching videos of me learn how to knit with my toes,
• 24:04
  Nora: let's see what we brought for Around the Net.
• 24:15
  Chris: That was a prime segue.
• 24:17
  Nora: Thank you.
• 24:18
  Nora: I thought it was a really good one.
• 24:21
  Nora: I thought it was a good one.
• 24:22
  Charles: So I'm going to start this week
• 24:27
  Charles: with a happy birthday song.
• 24:29
  Charles: Now I already did that,
• 24:31
  Charles: but here's another birthday song for us.
• 24:33
  Chris: It's just the same clip of you singing it.
• 24:37
  Mandy: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
• 24:41
  Mandy: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
• 24:42
  Mandy: I feel like this should be behind a paywall.
• 24:45
  Chris: (laughing)
• 24:45
  Chris: Yeah, locked way behind.
• 24:47
  Chris: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
• 24:51
  Chris: (laughing)
• 24:54
  Chris: That was disturbing.
• 24:58
  Charles: How do we feel about that one?
• 25:00
  Charles: Should we play it again?
• 25:01
  Charles: No.
• 25:01
  Chris: No.
• 25:02
  Nora: I think we just don't have words for it.
• 25:04
  Chris: Now that I've seen that,
• 25:05
  Chris: the birthday greeting from catchphrase guy
• 25:07
  Chris: doesn't seem as bad.
• 25:08
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 25:09
  Nora: Yeah, I agree.
• 25:10
  Nora: (laughing)
• 25:11
  Mandy: I've had a sinus headache for three days
• 25:13
  Mandy: and that's just not okay.
• 25:16
  Charles: Somebody's just like,
• 25:17
  Charles: "Happy birthday to you."
• 25:19
  Mandy: Somebody like,
• 25:21
  Nora: start churning butter
• 25:22
  Nora: and then realize that they could like do the straw thing
• 25:25
  Nora: and go, "Ee, oo, ee, oo, ee, oo, ee," you know?
• 25:27
  Nora: How? - That's what it sounds like.
• 25:29
  Charles: Can you do that one more time on camera?
• 25:30
  Mandy: No,
• 25:31
  Mandy: just slower. - That's all I got.
• 25:32
  Mandy: Slower this time and making eye contact.
• 25:34
  Nora: That was recorded,
• 25:35
  Nora: so like we're good.
• 25:36
  Chris: That's going on an early dance.
• 25:38
  Chris: (laughing)
• 25:39
  Mandy: Zoom in, clip,
• 25:40
  Mandy: done.
• 25:41
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 25:42
  Charles: That's already on an early dance.
• 25:45
  Charles: (laughing)
• 25:48
  Mandy: I just saw it on the delay and it was amazing.
• 25:52
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 25:53
  Charles: So this,
• 25:54
  Charles: I'm calling,
• 25:55
  Charles: it's not,
• 25:55
  Charles: this is not in Boston,
• 25:58
  Charles: but I call it Boston Cop Slide 2.0,
• 26:02
  Charles: 'cause it's very reminiscent of the Boston Cop Slide.
• 26:05
  Nora: It's very slide.
• 26:06
  Nora: (laughing)
• 26:11
  Nora: That one was not pure of heart.
• 26:13
  Video: I mean, I missed it.
• 26:14
  Chris: Pure of steel.
• 26:16
  Chris: (laughing)
• 26:19
  Chris: I am too old for this.
• 26:21
  Chris: Oh my god.
• 26:22
  Chris: Tailbone.
• 26:23
  Chris: Tailbone.
• 26:23
  Nora: Actually I think that would put your,
• 26:25
  Nora: if your back was already thrown out,
• 26:26
  Nora: that would put it back,
• 26:27
  Nora: you know?
• 26:29
  Nora: Put it,
• 26:29
  Nora: put it right.
• 26:31
  Charles: Damn!
• 26:32
  Charles: (laughing)
• 26:33
  Chris: It's like, oh,
• 26:34
  Chris: how was the slide?
• 26:35
  Chris: Yeah, cracked my C4, C5,
• 26:37
  Chris: but other than that it was great.
• 26:39
  Chris: (laughing)
• 26:39
  Mandy: It was,
• 26:39
  Mandy: it was fun, but it would have been more fun
• 26:41
  Mandy: if it, you know,
• 26:42
  Mandy: the cop hurting himself,
• 26:43
  Mandy: You know, it's a little bit more special,
• 26:46
  Chris: right?
• 26:47
  Charles: But we found out right that the reason why
• 26:50
  Charles: Certain people slide down the Boston Cop slide faster than others is a pure heart thing
• 26:55
  Nora: Like I was mentioning it's about being pure of heart like Taco Bell,
• 26:58
  Charles: right exactly exactly
• 27:00
  Charles: So if you're pure of heart you go down there nice, it won't hurt you it because it trusts you it believes in you
• 27:07
  Charles: But but if you are not pure of heart, you will die
• 27:10
  Charles: You'll be flung out of it because it doesn't want anything to do with you your first and like a cop
• 27:18
  Charles: Just like a cop I have more videos of the costume lady from last week
• 27:25
  Charles: (laughing)
• 27:26
  Nora: You brought her last week?
• 27:27
  Charles: Yeah.
• 27:28
  Nora: (laughing)
• 27:32
  Mandy: Do I do like her?
• 27:35
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 27:41
  Nora: The mask, the mask is really something.
• 27:45
  Charles: Oh my gosh.
• 27:47
  Charles: (laughing)
• 27:51
  Nora: Look, she has the glove.
• 27:53
  Nora: That's scary.
• 27:54
  Nora: -Yay!
• 27:55
  Chris: -Wow.
• 27:57
  Chris: -I love that. -Yes!
• 27:58
  Nora: -Did you watch the Beauty and the Beast one last week?
• 28:00
  Nora: -Yes,
• 28:01
  Charles: of course we did.
• 28:02
  Charles: -Okay, great.
• 28:03
  Mandy: -Yeah. -The next one.
• 28:05
  Mandy: -I want more of her. -Okay,
• 28:07
  Charles: well,
• 28:08
  Charles: good, because we got another video of her.
• 28:15
  Mandy: -Oh my god, this is the worst one yet.
• 28:18
  Nora: -Oh, that's bad.
• 28:20
  Nora: -Oh my god.
• 28:22
  Nora: Hey, it's not AI.
• 28:24
  Charles: That chin is incredible.
• 28:27
  Chris: Wow.
• 28:28
  Nora: He turns into the crimson chin.
• 28:31
  Charles: Final one is something that I normally don't bring,
• 28:34
  Charles: and this is just a cute animal video.
• 28:36
  Charles: This is just cute cow time.
• 28:46
  Mandy: Are they getting bread?
• 28:47
  Charles: They're getting bread.
• 28:48
  Mandy: That's how I feel about it,
• 28:50
  Mandy: too.
• 28:50
  Mandy: Ooh.
• 28:51
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 28:52
  Mandy: Once again, an OnlyFans shoving bread in my mouth.
• 28:55
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 28:56
  Mandy: Just like this.
• 28:57
  Chris: That's definitely a good one.
• 29:00
  Chris: There we go.
• 29:01
  Nora: Ranching is hard.
• 29:02
  Nora: This is a hard game.
• 29:03
  Chris: This is OnlyFans lane,
• 29:04
  Chris: I hope you're nom-diff-ing it.
• 29:06
  Nora: This is the rancher's shack.
• 29:07
  Nora: I am not sure.
• 29:08
  Nora: (growling)
• 29:09
  Nora: Renee!
• 29:10
  Nora: (laughing)
• 29:12
  Chris: Can't be Mandy Madness.
• 29:13
  Chris: No.
• 29:13
  Chris: I already got that one.
• 29:14
  Nora: This is the good,
• 29:16
  Nora: hard ranching.
• 29:18
  Nora: Oh, the fish are so cute.
• 29:18
  Chris: Can my hook hit him?
• 29:19
  Chris: (laughing)
• 29:24
  Nora: So much joy.
• 29:27
  Mandy: I am just as excited when I get...
• 29:31
  Charles: Sourdough?
• 29:32
  Charles: Sourdough.
• 29:32
  Charles: (imitating engine revving)
• 29:33
  Chris: When you get...
• 29:35
  Nora: Smushed it in their face.
• 29:36
  Chris: When you get...
• 29:38
  Chris: Holla.
• 29:39
  Mandy: Oh my God, me and Holla.
• 29:40
  Mandy: Look at this.
• 29:41
  Chris: This is Mandy and Holla.
• 29:41
  Mandy: This is just me and Holla.
• 29:43
  Mandy: This is Mandy and Holla.
• 29:43
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 29:44
  Mandy: That was so fun.
• 29:46
  Mandy: Aw,
• 29:46
  Mandy: they're so happy.
• 29:47
  Mandy: They should be friends all the time.
• 29:49
  Charles: They're so happy. - They're so happy.
• 29:52
  Nora: And the rancher gets to like,
• 29:55
  Nora: gets to take full advantage.
• 29:57
  Mandy: This is Olivia's dream job.
• 29:59
  Charles: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 30:00
  Nora: The cute aggression.
• 30:02
  Nora: You can really let cute aggression take over with cows
• 30:05
  Nora: because they're cows.
• 30:08
  Nora: (Olivia laughs)
• 30:09
  Nora: They're just fantastic.
• 30:10
  Charles: Oh, I love it.
• 30:11
  Mandy: Look, so is this what we're recreating next week?
• 30:14
  Charles: Yes.
• 30:14
  Charles: Uh-huh.
• 30:15
  Charles: (laughs)
• 30:16
  Charles: I'll sing the song in the background.
• 30:18
  Charles: (both singing)
• 30:23
  Chris: I'm gonna laugh if we get a copyright strike
• 30:25
  Chris: for that terrible song.
• 30:26
  Charles: What?
• 30:27
  Chris: I'm gonna laugh if we get a copyright strike
• 30:29
  Chris: for that terrible song.
• 30:30
  Nora: (laughing)
• 30:33
  Nora: All right,
• 30:33
  Charles: who's up next?
• 30:35
  Nora: Me, me,
• 30:35
  Nora: okay.
• 30:36
  Nora: I have a new sport for you guys.
• 30:37
  Nora: I don't even know what this sport is called,
• 30:39
  Nora: but it's been popping up on my FYP,
• 30:41
  Nora: and there's a guy in there.
• 30:43
  Charles: If you bring in anything that we brought in last week,
• 30:47
  Charles: I'm going to murder you. - Oh yeah, shame.
• 30:49
  Nora: It's not allowed,
• 30:50
  Nora: I was having a bad day.
• 30:51
  Mandy: Shame.
• 30:52
  Chris: Nora, this is four minutes long.
• 30:53
  Nora: We're just going to watch the first beginning of it.
• 30:55
  Nora: We're not going to watch the whole thing.
• 30:56
  Nora: Because there's a guy in there.
• 30:57
  Charles: Oh my god.
• 30:59
  Charles: Is that a child?
• 31:00
  Nora: I don't know.
• 31:01
  Nora: I think it's like a full-sized person.
• 31:03
  Video: And it's a beautiful thing.
• 31:05
  Video: What am I seeing?
• 31:06
  Video: None of us are shivering.
• 31:07
  Video: What the fuck is this, Nora?
• 31:09
  Nora: I don't know.
• 31:11
  Charles: That looks like a child.
• 31:12
  Nora: But there's a guy in there.
• 31:14
  Video: It can't be a child because they're not
• 31:15
  Video: getting punched in the face.
• 31:17
  Video: [LAUGHTER]
• 31:19
  Nora: But like it's like relay pushing this like-
• 31:23
  Video: Oh,
• 31:23
  Nora: filed in a torpedo?
• 31:24
  Video: Spirit is doing a full hill one, hill two right there.
• 31:27
  Nora: Like why does it have to be someone incredibly fast?
• 31:28
  Nora: I don't...
• 31:30
  Charles: Is this actually real or is this AI?
• 31:31
  Nora: It's real, it's real.
• 31:32
  Nora: No, this is fully real.
• 31:34
  Video: Just walking up that hill.
• 31:36
  Video: And here we are in the free roll.
• 31:38
  Video: For those of you here in person, I know we...
• 31:41
  Nora: This is real.
• 31:41
  Video: Kind of caught us in the middle of the broadcast.
• 31:43
  Mandy: Who's in person?
• 31:44
  Mandy: Why would they be there in person?
• 31:46
  Video: We got Leda Harley,
• 31:47
  Video: It's like Loosh.
• 31:48
  Video: Ben Matsky in the shoot,
• 31:50
  Video: going to be commenting these early races.
• 31:53
  Charles: I need to see their faces again, because it looked like a toddler.
• 31:56
  Video: I know.
• 31:57
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 31:57
  Nora: Is that wishful thinking?
• 31:58
  Nora: I can bring more next week,
• 32:00
  Nora: because this
• 32:01
  Nora: has become really fascinating to me,
• 32:03
  Nora: that there's a person in there.
• 32:05
  Nora: Like, that seems-
• 32:06
  Charles: And then that car comes up behind him to try to run them over.
• 32:10
  Nora: 60 points for one, 75 for the other.
• 32:13
  Charles: Can we cut back to the beginning of this video?
• 32:17
  Nora: But it's also a street race.
• 32:18
  Charles: OK, look at that.
• 32:19
  Mandy: That does look like a kid. - That does look like a child.
• 32:22
  Charles: Okay, like the first few frames.
• 32:25
  Charles: That is a child.
• 32:27
  Nora: That looks like a kid.
• 32:29
  Nora: That does, that seems...
• 32:31
  Mandy: Okay,
• 32:31
  Mandy: so do we have clips of this wrecking
• 32:33
  Mandy: with the child in it?
• 32:34
  Mandy: And then Charles will be into it.
• 32:35
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 32:36
  Charles: I'm already into this.
• 32:39
  Nora: Well, and it's the daily rap game
• 32:41
  Nora: is they only do buggy races on TikTok.
• 32:44
  Nora: And so like, I don't even know.
• 32:46
  Nora: I'll have to, I'll bring some more of like,
• 32:49
  Nora: about this sport next week.
• 32:51
  Chris: That's either a kid or the world's tiniest adult.
• 32:55
  Nora: You never know,
• 32:55
  Nora: maybe it's a game for little people.
• 32:57
  Nora: I mean, like it's an actual sport for little people.
• 33:00
  Nora: You never know.
• 33:01
  Chris: To get pushed around by normal sized people.
• 33:03
  Nora: And go super fast,
• 33:05
  Nora: go speed, speed, zoom, zoom.
• 33:06
  Nora: Okay,
• 33:07
  Nora: next I have musical gloves
• 33:09
  Nora: that I just want to share with you guys.
• 33:11
  Nora: Some gloves that are too small.
• 33:13
  Video: You guys aren't gonna believe this,
• 33:14
  Video: okay?
• 33:15
  Video: You're not gonna believe what you're about to see.
• 33:16
  Video: I bought gloves, too small, check this out.
• 33:18
  Video: [Squeaking
• 33:48
  Video: What a pure soul.
• 33:50
  Video: I know.
• 33:50
  Video: No kidding.
• 33:53
  Nora: It's just excellent.
• 33:54
  Charles: I hate it.
• 33:55
  Nora: Just some joy.
• 33:57
  Charles: And you want to know why?
• 33:58
  Charles: It's because if I had those gloves on, I would never wash dishes.
• 34:03
  Charles: Ever.
• 34:03
  Mandy: Would you be as musical with them?
• 34:05
  Mandy: Would there be dancing?
• 34:06
  Charles: No, there would not because that is
• 34:10
  Charles: the first thought.
• 34:12
  Charles: Small gloves suck.
• 34:14
  Charles: Not a good feeling.
• 34:15
  Charles: Bleh.
• 34:15
  Charles: Bleh.
• 34:16
  Charles: The air caught,
• 34:18
  Charles: air bubbles caught into it.
• 34:19
  Nora: It feels like fart every time you do it.
• 34:21
  Charles: Yeah, every time you touch anything
• 34:22
  Charles: and it makes a fart noise,
• 34:23
  Charles: actually,
• 34:24
  Charles: hilarious.
• 34:25
  Charles: (laughing)
• 34:26
  Nora: See?
• 34:28
  Chris: My question is how long did he practice that
• 34:31
  Chris: before he shot it?
• 34:32
  Mandy: I mean, he had some pretty good rhythm.
• 34:34
  Chris: Yeah,
• 34:34
  Chris: I don't think that was done in one take.
• 34:36
  Mandy: No?
• 34:39
  Nora: That's okay.
• 34:39
  Mandy: That's even better maybe.
• 34:40
  Chris: I mean, I'm not,
• 34:42
  Chris: no shade at all.
• 34:43
  Mandy: He's like, I've got an afternoon.
• 34:45
  Chris: Right,
• 34:45
  Chris: yeah,
• 34:46
  Chris: let's do it.
• 34:46
  Nora: Burp, burp, burp.
• 34:47
  Nora: Yep.
• 34:48
  Nora: Okay, here is my favorite little baby sneeze.
• 34:53
  Nora: Yes.
• 34:54
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 34:55
  Video: So I'm up here this morning with Fifi and the calf.
• 34:58
  Video: The calf now is just over two weeks old.
• 34:59
  Video: Baby is getting bigger and stronger every day.
• 35:02
  Video: It's got a right little character about them now.
• 35:04
  Video: Is it a taper?
• 35:04
  Video: They're doing really, really well.
• 35:05
  Video: It's a taper.
• 35:06
  Video: They're now on display all the time.
• 35:07
  Video: For the first few weeks,
• 35:08
  Video: we kept them instructed just in the house
• 35:09
  Video: as they got stronger and bonded.
• 35:11
  Video: So Fifi's been a really good mom.
• 35:13
  Video: She's been caring for the baby,
• 35:14
  Video: staying really close to it,
• 35:15
  Video: even when they go out and venture out into the paddock.
• 35:17
  Video: We weighed him on Saturday last week.
• 35:19
  Video: He weighs in around about 11 kg.
• 35:22
  Video: When he was first born, he weighed in about eight kg,
• 35:24
  Video: so he's putting on weight nicely as well.
• 35:26
  Video: He's starting to trial little bits of leaves now,
• 35:28
  Video: so he'll occasionally try one's food.
• 35:30
  Video: Trying so hard to eat the leaves.
• 35:31
  Video: Find a bit of food and leave out line closure
• 35:33
  Video: and start trialing that.
• 35:34
  Video: From about two weeks old, they start to try solid foods.
• 35:37
  Video: So they're still suckling,
• 35:38
  Video: they'll be suckling now for quite a while,
• 35:40
  Video: but he's just starting to get that inquisitive nature
• 35:43
  Video: to see what's around him,
• 35:45
  Video: What's mum eating?
• 35:46
  Video: You can see we're already trying to bond with him.
• 35:47
  Video: Giving him a little scratch,
• 35:49
  Video: because tapies are very tactile.
• 35:51
  Video: It's actually really helpful for us
• 35:52
  Video: when we want to do veterinary treatments,
• 35:54
  Video: check him over,
• 35:55
  Video: make sure they're all nice and healthy.
• 35:56
  Video: Doing this with him now,
• 35:58
  Video: and as I'm so relaxed with us to do it,
• 36:00
  Video: that really helps us.
• 36:01
  Video: So a lot of people are asking if he's got a name yet.
• 36:03
  Video: He hasn't got a name yet.
• 36:04
  Video: What?
• 36:04
  Video: As a baby,
• 36:06
  Video: he can still,
• 36:07
  Video: he's still in the delicate stage.
• 36:08
  Video: We don't want to name him.
• 36:10
  Mandy: Oh my God, do you think he can die at any time
• 36:12
  Mandy: so we're not going to bother naming it?
• 36:13
  Video: Just in case?
• 36:14
  Video: I'm done. I don't want to watch this anymore.
• 36:16
  Video: Yeah, well, come on.
• 36:18
  Nora: He's sneeping and snorting.
• 36:19
  Mandy: No.
• 36:19
  Mandy: No.
• 36:20
  Nora: Sneaking around.
• 36:21
  Mandy: Makes me die.
• 36:23
  Nora: Isn't he just so cute?
• 36:24
  Charles: He's very cute.
• 36:24
  Chris: Ridiculously cute.
• 36:25
  Nora: One more.
• 36:26
  Charles: But why do they need to bring up the death?
• 36:28
  Mandy: Right? We're just not even going to bother naming it because it may die tomorrow.
• 36:31
  Nora: Because that's a reality of animal husbandry.
• 36:35
  Charles: Name it.
• 36:36
  Charles: But like you still can name an animal.
• 36:38
  Charles: You can still name it.
• 36:40
  Charles: And have it die,
• 36:42
  Charles: right?
• 36:42
  Nora: You'll have to take that up with a hurt for shire zoo.
• 36:46
  Charles: I will.
• 36:46
  Charles: I'm doing it right now.
• 36:47
  Chris: I'm going to write them a letter.
• 36:49
  Mandy: A strong word.
• 36:49
  Charles: A word of damn taper right now.
• 36:52
  Charles: But like,
• 36:53
  Charles: even if that's the case-
• 36:53
  Nora: A little sneak and little no.
• 36:55
  Charles: Let's say that's the case and they don't want to name it
• 37:01
  Charles: and we decide that that's fine.
• 37:04
  Charles: Why does that need to be a part of the video?
• 37:05
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 37:06
  Mandy: True.
• 37:06
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 37:06
  Mandy: You didn't have to tell us that.
• 37:08
  Mandy: I could have gone to bed tonight not knowing that that little baby could die.
• 37:11
  Nora: Because the whole comments would be like, "But what's its name? But what's its name? But what's its name?"
• 37:15
  Mandy: Yeah, and you just ignore them.
• 37:16
  Nora: And also,
• 37:17
  Nora: nobody watches the video that long when they're actually scrolling.
• 37:20
  Nora: That'd be my other thing that I would probably say.
• 37:22
  Mandy: I don't know. I think they're bad people deep down inside.
• 37:24
  Charles: I think so too.
• 37:25
  Chris: Okay.
• 37:27
  Nora: Finally,
• 37:28
  Nora: I think that Charles and I might need to learn how to do this one.
• 37:32
  Nora: Maybe Mandy and I can do it. I don't know.
• 37:34
  Nora: But this is a new style of dancing.
• 37:38
  Nora: tapping tap dancing hands down.
• 37:41
  Charles: Hi I'm Mary Six Rupert and I'm the creator of tap dancing hands down
• 37:46
  Charles: which is a system of tap dancing with your hands.
• 37:49
  Charles: And we do it with regular caps you would put on tap shoes on gloves
• 37:53
  Video: and I make the gloves to order so I do sell the gloves
• 37:57
  Video: but I make them a special way anytime anybody orders them.
• 38:00
  Video: Thank you very much.
• 38:03
  Charles: That's it?
• 38:04
  Mandy: But then we didn't even see it happen.
• 38:05
  Charles: You don't even see it happening?
• 38:06
  Mandy: We didn't get to hear it happen.
• 38:07
  Charles: Can we look okay?
• 38:09
  Charles: Let me look this up. We need to find out more
• 38:12
  Charles: Dancing hands down like we need to get to the bottom of this
• 38:18
  Chris: You're at the bottom sorry
• 38:21
  Mandy: Scraping the barrel real hold on.
• 38:24
  Charles: I think we got okay. Okay. I got to you can cut to my screen and play the audio
• 38:30
  Video: Cat dancing hands down is a system
• 38:32
  Video: I came up with to allow people to learn to cat dance-
• 38:35
  Video: A system she came up with?
• 38:36
  Video: Like, she's splitting the fucking atom over.
• 38:38
  Chris: --all the techniques, all the combinations, all the karate
• 38:39
  Video: techniques that cannot stand or just have mobility issues
• 38:42
  Video: in general.
• 38:43
  Nora: It's a good reason.
• 38:45
  Nora: [CLAPPING]
• 38:48
  Nora: Five, six,
• 38:49
  Nora: seven,
• 38:49
  Nora: eight.
• 38:50
  Nora: [CLAPPING]
• 38:52
  Mandy: I mean, I bet it's good for geriatric people-
• 38:54
  Video: Yeah.
• 38:55
  Mandy: to help keep their minds a little nimble.
• 38:58
  Chris: And practice their dexterity.
• 39:00
  Nora: I have more rhythm in my hands than I have in my feet.
• 39:04
  Mandy: Slap the arm.
• 39:06
  Charles: OK,
• 39:06
  Chris: so then we can't really make fun of this now,
• 39:09
  Charles: because it's got like an actual purpose.
• 39:11
  Mandy: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:12
  Mandy: Are there people who can't-
• 39:14
  Mandy: who still want to make music,
• 39:15
  Mandy: but not-
• 39:16
  Nora: I want to learn.
• 39:17
  Nora: I really do want to learn.
• 39:18
  Mandy: Look,
• 39:18
  Mandy: I want to do tap.
• 39:19
  Mandy: Let's do tap.
• 39:20
  Charles: Let's just take tap dance classes.
• 39:21
  Mandy: Let's just take tap.
• 39:23
  Video: I can flap like nobody else's business.
• 39:25
  Charles: I can shovel off to fucking Buffalo like the best of 'em.
• 39:29
  Mandy: I know a tap dance teacher, he's very, very nice.
• 39:32
  Chris: Also,
• 39:33
  Chris: I'm pretty sure she didn't invent this.
• 39:34
  Chris: I've seen this before.
• 39:37
  Charles: This is her system,
• 39:38
  Charles: man.
• 39:38
  Nora: Take that out with-
• 39:39
  Nora: She makes them, she makes them.
• 39:40
  Nora: I'm Aaron Rout,
• 39:41
  Chris: you're a fraud and a phony and a fake.
• 39:44
  Charles: Whoa.
• 39:45
  Charles: Here we go.
• 39:46
  Nora: We're starting right here on this show.
• 39:48
  Chris: Right.
• 39:49
  Mandy: So I've been trying to bring content.
• 39:52
  Mandy: I am not good at it.
• 39:54
  Mandy: I-
• 39:55
  Chris: Wait, wait,
• 39:55
  Chris: what makes you think you're not good at it?
• 39:57
  Mandy: Also nothing on my FYP matches the sort of things that
• 40:03
  Mandy: the autistic people bring.
• 40:05
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 40:05
  Charles: The autistic.
• 40:06
  Chris: Tell us about your FYP.
• 40:07
  Chris: That's the beauty.
• 40:08
  Chris: That's the beauty of around the net.
• 40:09
  Chris: On the daily.
• 40:11
  Charles: What do you mean by that,
• 40:12
  Charles: Mandy?
• 40:14
  Mandy: I don't have any weird little guys on my FYP at all.
• 40:18
  Mandy: Not a one,
• 40:19
  Mandy: not a one.
• 40:20
  Nora: These two autistic little guys right here.
• 40:24
  Mandy: These two.
• 40:25
  Mandy: You are my weird little guys.
• 40:27
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 40:28
  Chris: I think it's okay that you don't have
• 40:30
  Chris: any weird little guys.
• 40:31
  Chris: You know why?
• 40:32
  Chris: Our weird little guy quotient is pretty full at this point.
• 40:36
  Charles: Right.
• 40:36
  Nora: That was a big word.
• 40:38
  Chris: They don't, yeah,
• 40:39
  Chris: they don't,
• 40:40
  Chris: 'cause it's our birthday,
• 40:41
  Chris: y'all.
• 40:42
  Chris: (laughing)
• 40:42
  Chris: We're busting out the $2 awards.
• 40:43
  Nora: Quotient!
• 40:46
  Chris: So yeah,
• 40:47
  Chris: our quota for weird little guys is pretty full,
• 40:50
  Chris: so you don't need to bring weird little guys.
• 40:52
  Nora: Not all the time.
• 40:52
  Mandy: So I had a week to come up with something decent
• 40:54
  Mandy: or to be like, oh, this one made me laugh
• 40:56
  Mandy: and this is all I have, so exhibit A, please, sir.
• 41:02
  Mandy: (whistling)
• 41:08
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 41:10
  Charles: Are you dead?
• 41:13
  Chris: Did I miss one?
• 41:14
  Mandy: Yeah, that's my line.
• 41:18
  Mandy: (clapping)
• 41:21
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 41:28
  Mandy: Don't be dead, don't be dead, don't be dead, don't be dead.
• 41:30
  Chris: Oh my god.
• 41:31
  Chris: (laughing)
• 41:32
  Chris: Good girl,
• 41:33
  Chris: good girl.
• 41:35
  Chris: (laughing)
• 41:38
  Mandy: That is my life.
• 41:39
  Mandy: I have a 17 year old dog right now.
• 41:40
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 41:42
  Chris: See, I think that's perfect.
• 41:43
  Chris: That's a canine weird little guy.
• 41:46
  Chris: Weird little guys come in all shapes and sizes. It's true. Some of them are dogs. You want me to play the the first video?
• 41:52
  Chris: Yeah,
• 41:53
  Chris: hold on. I'm pulling. No, I've got it. I just clicked on the wrong one
• 41:58
  Video: I'm really glad that we're best friends
• 42:00
  Video: even though technically I took you from your family and then locked you in my home and you only eat when I say and go
• 42:05
  Video: To the bathroom when I can take you out and I trauma dump on you daily and I smother you with all my might
• 42:11
  Video: You have a really incredible bond
• 42:13
  Video: (laughing)
• 42:16
  Chris: That's fantastic.
• 42:17
  Mandy: That is me and my dogs all the time.
• 42:19
  Mandy: I struggle cuddles.
• 42:21
  Nora: Oh yeah,
• 42:22
  Nora: oh yeah.
• 42:22
  Nora: Well my dog,
• 42:23
  Nora: she's very wiggly and she is very licky
• 42:26
  Nora: and so she's hard to hold down and cuddle her,
• 42:30
  Nora: but I will do it.
• 42:31
  Nora: A struggle cuddle.
• 42:32
  Nora: Yeah, it's a struggle cuddle
• 42:33
  Nora: 'cause she just really tries to whip her head around
• 42:36
  Nora: and lick me in the face, which causes bruises.
• 42:39
  Mandy: My final,
• 42:40
  Mandy: exhibit C.
• 42:42
  Mandy: Why are all the protagonists 16?
• 42:44
  Mandy: Where are the women my age?
• 42:45
  Chris: Do you want to go camping sometime?
• 42:46
  Chris: Like sleep on the ground?
• 42:47
  Chris: Yeah.
• 42:48
  Chris: No.
• 42:48
  Chris: [laughter]
• 42:49
  Chris: Want to go sleep?
• 42:50
  Chris: Ew.
• 42:51
  Chris: Wait!
• 42:52
  Chris: Wait, wait, wait!
• 42:53
  Charles: We're leaving at 5 a.m.
• 42:54
  Charles: In the morning?!
• 42:55
  Charles: Does anyone have any Tums?
• 42:56
  Charles: [soda can opening]
• 42:58
  Charles: I can't this late.
• 42:59
  Charles: I get heartburn.
• 43:00
  Charles: [laughter]
• 43:04
  Video: Reservations at 9 p.m.
• 43:05
  Nora: At night?!
• 43:06
  Nora: Yeah.
• 43:09
  Mandy: There was a quote from Twilight.
• 43:11
  Mandy: So it was Edward saying,
• 43:13
  Mandy: "I like watching you
• 43:14
  Mandy: "while you sleep."
• 43:15
  Mandy: And she was like,
• 43:15
  Mandy: "Ew!"
• 43:15
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 43:16
  Mandy: You could barely hear it.
• 43:18
  Mandy: So there is a tie-in.
• 43:19
  Chris: Perfect.
• 43:20
  Mandy: For the next bit.
• 43:20
  Nora: I do like that.
• 43:22
  Charles: I've got a few more videos.
• 43:24
  Charles: You've got good videos.
• 43:26
  Nora: Those were bad.
• 43:26
  Chris: I think your videos are great.
• 43:30
  Chris: They don't have to be weirdos to be enjoyable.
• 43:33
  Chris: Yeah, we'll bring the weirdos.
• 43:35
  Chris: Yeah,
• 43:36
  Nora: you worry about bringing the pets
• 43:38
  Nora: and pet-related ones.
• 43:39
  Nora: I can do that.
• 43:40
  Nora: We can handle the weirdos.
• 43:41
  Mandy: Like I said, my entire feed now is ferrets and Twilight.
• 43:44
  Charles: I wanna show you guys one of the other weirdos
• 43:46
  Charles: that I didn't bring to the show this week.
• 43:49
  Charles: I probably won't bring him now that I think about it.
• 43:52
  Charles: I'm gonna just,
• 43:53
  Charles: hold on real quick.
• 43:54
  Charles: Pull up my TikTok real fast.
• 43:56
  Charles: Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
• 43:58
  Charles: Where is he? There he is.
• 43:59
  Video: ♪ I'm in the shadows ♪
• 44:02
  Video: ♪ And we love the new life ♪
• 44:05
  Charles: Oh, jeez. - Let's turn this down
• 44:05
  Charles: a little bit.
• 44:07
  Charles: Turn it down a little bit.
• 44:10
  Charles: Like this old man.
• 44:13
  Nora: Body by myth.
• 44:14
  Nora: (laughs)
• 44:19
  Chris: I mean, we're gonna get a copyright strike.
• 44:21
  Chris: I was looking down.
• 44:22
  Chris: Yeah, that's disturbing.
• 44:23
  Chris: I didn't like it.
• 44:24
  Chris: I don't like it.
• 44:26
  Nora: That was a few.
• 44:26
  Charles: I just decided not to bring that guy.
• 44:29
  Nora: You brought him anyway though.
• 44:30
  Chris: And yet you brought it anyway.
• 44:31
  Nora: You subjected us to him despite not bringing him in.
• 44:34
  Nora: All right,
• 44:35
  Nora: show us what you got.
• 44:35
  Nora: Is Gary that bad?
• 44:37
  Chris: We'll at least take solace in the fact
• 44:39
  Chris: that you played it on your phone in the camera
• 44:41
  Chris: and we didn't have it over the phone.
• 44:43
  Nora: That is true.
• 44:44
  Charles: Okay, I'll make up for it.
• 44:45
  Charles: I've got some good ones that you guys-
• 44:48
  Charles: So Gary is back.
• 44:49
  Charles: If you guys don't remember Gary,
• 44:51
  Charles: Gary the dog.
• 44:54
  Charles: If we could play the first video,
• 44:55
  Charles: you'll know exactly who it is.
• 44:57
  Video: Yeah, we got a possible 1055.
• 44:59
  Video: What's going on,
• 45:00
  Video: pal?
• 45:01
  Mandy: Aw, he is.
• 45:01
  Mandy: You've been swimming a bit back there, huh?
• 45:02
  Mandy: You been drinking tonight?
• 45:04
  Charles: Why don't you shut the music off,
• 45:05
  Charles: step out of the vehicle, huh?
• 45:07
  Charles: I'm 21.
• 45:08
  Charles: So where are you coming from?
• 45:09
  Charles: Dog park open late tonight?
• 45:11
  Mandy: Don't answer any questions.
• 45:13
  Video: Can you walk a straight line?
• 45:14
  Chris: I want my lawyer.
• 45:15
  Chris: Let me see it.
• 45:17
  Video: Oh my God, you got weak ankles,
• 45:19
  Video: boy.
• 45:19
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 45:23
  Video: Hi pal.
• 45:25
  Mandy: Am I being detained or am I free to leave?
• 45:30
  Chris: Can you imagine being like this guy's neighbors
• 45:32
  Chris: watching him film this at night?
• 45:34
  Mandy: I want to be this guy's neighbor
• 45:36
  Mandy: watching him film this at night.
• 45:37
  Nora: Love watching videos being filmed
• 45:41
  Chris: That was it okay.
• 45:43
  Charles: Okay. We got no we got two more. Don't worry Gary Gary's behaving come to avenge your brother I
• 45:50
  Video: Struck him down and you will meet the same fate
• 46:06
  Video: Prepare to die
• 46:10
  Video: You will never make it
• 46:21
  Video: Home I see the armory
• 46:29
  Chris: Also, was that the Lord of the Rings song I think so
• 46:34
  Charles: One final Gary video and then I've got a final new kind of
• 46:41
  Charles: Chiropractic but not
• 46:44
  Video: All right, try your left your left your your other left other left.
• 46:47
  Video: No, no,
• 46:48
  Video: come on pivot pivot here
• 46:49
  Video: I'm gonna try to wedge it
• 46:52
  Video: All right.
• 46:52
  Video: All right. I think we got it. We got it
• 46:55
  Video: Okay,
• 46:55
  Video: take a break
• 46:56
  Video: All right.
• 46:57
  Video: I'm gonna come towards you now. Okay, just watch the rail watch behind you watch the rail
• 47:01
  Video: Here!
• 47:02
  Video: No!
• 47:03
  Video: Gary!
• 47:03
  Nora: No!
• 47:03
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 47:04
  Video: No.
• 47:06
  Video: Gar!
• 47:07
  Video: Gar!
• 47:08
  Video: [LAUGHTER]
• 47:10
  Video: Come on.
• 47:10
  Video: Quit goofing off.
• 47:12
  Video: I need help up here.
• 47:12
  Video: Come on.
• 47:14
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 47:15
  Nora: Snuggled up in the chair.
• 47:17
  Chris: Amazing.
• 47:18
  Chris: I do love Gary.
• 47:20
  Chris: He's my favorite of your weird little guys.
• 47:22
  Nora: He has no thoughts, and I like that.
• 47:25
  Charles: So you guys know how I feel about chiropractic.
• 47:27
  Mandy: Oh, yeah.
• 47:28
  Charles: Right?
• 47:29
  Charles: So I-
• 47:29
  Nora: Ghosts.
• 47:30
  Charles: I do tend to feel the same way about Reiki a little bit.
• 47:34
  Charles: (laughing)
• 47:35
  Charles: Especially after watching this video.
• 47:37
  Charles: Mm-hmm.
• 47:41
  Charles: (laughing)
• 47:47
  Nora: I could make a lot of money doing that.
• 47:51
  Nora: If I had no ethics,
• 47:52
  Nora: I could make so much money.
• 47:54
  Mandy: See, I feel the same way about religion.
• 47:55
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 47:59
  Mandy: I had no ethics,
• 48:00
  Mandy: easy way.
• 48:01
  Nora: Yeah, right?
• 48:01
  Nora: Like I could make so much money off of that.
• 48:05
  Nora: Yeah, I just saw one that was like,
• 48:07
  Nora: like a lady was like pulling on somebody's back
• 48:12
  Nora: and I was like,
• 48:13
  Nora: all right,
• 48:14
  Nora: Reiki.
• 48:14
  Mandy: The problem is in Northern Colorado,
• 48:16
  Mandy: if you go to like yoga classes,
• 48:18
  Mandy: you always meet somebody who's into that
• 48:20
  Mandy: and it's always very like, how do you keep a straight face?
• 48:22
  Mandy: Like how do you respect their choices?
• 48:28
  Charles: Right.
• 48:28
  Nora: Without judging what it means about them.
• 48:31
  Chris: I mean,
• 48:31
  Chris: I'm 100% judging you.
• 48:33
  Charles: I just don't think that to maybe,
• 48:38
  Charles: okay,
• 48:38
  Charles: I'm gonna say this
• 48:39
  Charles: and then I'm gonna immediately take it back
• 48:41
  Charles: because now that I think about it,
• 48:43
  Charles: but if you're doing this over my body,
• 48:46
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 48:47
  Mandy: yes please,
• 48:47
  Charles: how is that gonna make me feel better?
• 48:50
  Mandy: I mean,
• 48:51
  Mandy: yeah,
• 48:52
  Mandy: walk that back, walk that back.
• 48:53
  Charles: Exactly,
• 48:54
  Charles: exactly.
• 48:56
  Nora: There's one situation.
• 48:58
  Nora: (laughing)
• 49:00
  Chris: Wait Charles, can you demonstrate that in the close up?
• 49:03
  Video: Slow motion?
• 49:04
  Chris: Yeah.
• 49:05
  Chris: (laughing)
• 49:09
  Chris: You guys.
• 49:11
  Chris: Oh, he hawked to it.
• 49:12
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 49:15
  Video: It's the birthday episode, I have to go full on into it.
• 49:17
  Nora: Happy birthday,
• 49:18
  Nora: Vibe Check.
• 49:19
  Chris: Happy birthday, Vibe Check.
• 49:21
  Chris: This is where a graphic would go if we had one,
• 49:23
  Chris: but we don't.
• 49:23
  Chris: But we don't.
• 49:24
  Mandy: I mean, we got decorations.
• 49:26
  Mandy: We have little festive hats.
• 49:28
  Chris: We do, although I forgot to put mine on, so I suck.
• 49:31
  Mandy: Christopher!
• 49:32
  Chris: I know.
• 49:33
  Nora: You forced us autistic people to wear this around our head?
• 49:37
  Charles: It was a-
• 49:38
  Chris: No one held a gun to your head.
• 49:39
  Charles: It was a nightmare around my chin,
• 49:42
  Charles: which is why I had to fling it away,
• 49:45
  Charles: because I could not
• 49:46
  Charles: handle it anymore.
• 49:47
  Nora: There's a reason that it was-
• 49:49
  Charles: I couldn't handle it anymore,
• 49:51
  Charles: Chris.
• 49:51
  Chris: Is that an autistic thing, having something
• 49:54
  Chris: around your chin?
• 49:55
  Mandy: It's a sensory issue.
• 49:56
  Nora: Over-stimulating sensory issue.
• 49:56
  Charles: Yeah, it's a sensory issue for sure.
• 49:58
  Charles: Oh, okay.
• 49:59
  Nora: It was really uncomfortable.
• 50:00
  Charles: It's the same thing like when I go to Target
• 50:02
  Charles: and I have to touch every single piece of clothing
• 50:05
  Charles: because I don't know if it feels good or not.
• 50:08
  Charles: And then you go, "Ooh, this feels good,"
• 50:10
  Charles: or "This feels bad."
• 50:11
  Charles: And then you have to do it with everything.
• 50:13
  Mandy: I can't wear necklaces.
• 50:15
  Mandy: And I'm a jewelry girl and I can't wear them
• 50:17
  Mandy: 'cause I'll just die.
• 50:18
  Nora: Yeah,
• 50:19
  Nora: my sister can't wear turtlenecks
• 50:20
  Nora: 'cause she feels like she's being
• 50:21
  Nora: gently strangled all day.
• 50:23
  Mandy: Oh my God, I could never.
• 50:23
  Chris: See, this is further proof that I'm not autistic
• 50:25
  Chris: because none of that stuff bothers me.
• 50:27
  Mandy: I mean,
• 50:28
  Mandy: neither am I,
• 50:29
  Mandy: but I am neurodivergent.
• 50:31
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 50:32
  Nora: Turns out C-H-P-T-S-D and autism manifest very similarly.
• 50:37
  Nora: (laughing)
• 50:38
  Nora: Fun time!
• 50:39
  Mandy: Happy birthday!
• 50:41
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 50:45
  Charles: What kind of music should we play?
• 50:47
  Mandy: Festive?
• 50:48
  Mandy: Polka?
• 50:49
  Charles: Polka,
• 50:50
  Charles: okay,
• 50:50
  Charles: let's look at polka.
• 50:51
  Mandy: Oompa-oompas?
• 50:53
  Charles: Should we do ska? - I'm married to a tuba player.
• 50:56
  Nora: I love scuba.
• 50:57
  Charles: Scuba?
• 50:59
  Chris: I love scuba music.
• 51:00
  Nora: As she said tuba,
• 51:01
  Nora: and I said ska.
• 51:02
  Charles: Okay,
• 51:03
  Charles: I'm gonna get some ska going.
• 51:11
  Mandy: Wow, that's like SpongeBob.
• 51:14
  Charles: Okay, somebody tell me about loudspeaker.
• 51:17
  Mandy: It's a good time.
• 51:19
  Mandy: Oh no, I'm not ready for this.
• 51:21
  Mandy: Why?
• 51:21
  Charles: You did it, it's all you.
• 51:23
  Charles: Hi,
• 51:23
  Mandy: so,
• 51:24
  Mandy: um, Hello Up Speaker,
• 51:25
  Mandy: it's a non-profit where you can listen to amazing music and watch
• 51:29
  Mandy: things like this all the time. It's amazing.
• 51:31
  Mandy: We also have space that you can rent,
• 51:34
  Mandy: that, um, cheapest
• 51:35
  Mandy: studio space in northern Colorado.
• 51:38
  Mandy: Uh, it's great.
• 51:39
  Mandy: Um,
• 51:40
  Mandy: we,
• 51:40
  Mandy: we would appreciate your support in the
• 51:42
  Mandy: form of finances if you have them.
• 51:44
  Mandy: If you don't,
• 51:45
  Mandy: uh, we would love you to follow us, subscribe,
• 51:48
  Mandy: watch us. That's the biggest support you can give us right now.
• 51:50
  Mandy: Uh, and we love each and every one
• 51:52
  Mandy: Is that good enough?
• 51:53
  Mandy: Can I go away now?
• 51:55
  Chris: I think that was great.
• 51:57
  Chris: What do we think,
• 51:57
  Chris: team?
• 51:58
  Charles: That was the quickest one for sure.
• 52:01
  Charles: Panic, baby.
• 52:01
  Charles: Let's do the call to action.
• 52:03
  Charles: What website do they need to go to?
• 52:05
  Mandy: Loudspeaker.org and download the app.
• 52:08
  Chris: Woo-hoo.
• 52:09
  Chris: Good job, Mindy.
• 52:09
  Chris: The app rock.
• 52:10
  Charles: Oh my god, I think we're going to throw up.
• 52:12
  Chris: Chris,
• 52:13
  Nora: if you would throw some Victor Jones in one of the stations,
• 52:16
  Nora: I would listen more.
• 52:17
  Chris: I mean, we can do that.
• 52:18
  Charles: We have the ability to do that.
• 52:20
  Chris: We should do that.
• 52:20
  Chris: We have the technology.
• 52:21
  Nora: Yeah.
• 52:22
  Nora: I'm going to go to the next one.
• 52:22
  Nora: Yeah,
• 52:23
  Nora: I know Charles has feelings about Victor Jones,
• 52:25
  Nora: but not all of his songs are screaming,
• 52:28
  Nora: I promise.
• 52:28
  Charles: Just 90% of them.
• 52:30
  Nora: Actually,
• 52:30
  Nora: his new album has reduced that percentage
• 52:34
  Nora: to about 75.
• 52:35
  Charles: Whoa!
• 52:36
  Nora: Yeah, like there's actually some music going on
• 52:38
  Nora: in some new songs.
• 52:40
  Charles: Damn, dude.
• 52:42
  Nora: I know.
• 52:43
  Nora: I still like 'em, though.
• 52:44
  Nora: So you can even play the non-screaming ones on the station.
• 52:49
  Nora: I would listen more.
• 52:51
  Nora: So.
• 52:52
  Charles: I want more Ska,
• 52:53
  Charles: just in my life in general.
• 52:54
  Charles: Not on loudspeaker, but just in general.
• 52:56
  Charles: Just,
• 52:56
  Charles: I need more (imitates beatboxing)
• 53:00
  Charles: You know?
• 53:01
  Chris: You know, we could do like a Ska hour or Ska show.
• 53:07
  Chris: I think that'd be fun.
• 53:07
  Charles: The Ska-er.
• 53:10
  Mandy: Ah, Skower.
• 53:11
  Mandy: Skower.
• 53:11
  Nora: Scuba.
• 53:12
  Chris: The Skower.
• 53:12
  Chris: (laughing)
• 53:13
  Charles: Scuba.
• 53:14
  Charles: Scuba.
• 53:15
  Charles: (laughing)
• 53:16
  Chris: Scuba.
• 53:17
  Chris: Scuba Steve,
• 53:18
  Chris: damn you.
• 53:18
  Charles: It's okay, you're high.
• 53:20
  Nora: I could be a lot higher.
• 53:23
  Mandy: But it's our birthdays.
• 53:25
  Mandy: With a birthday high.
• 53:28
  Charles: OK.
• 53:29
  Charles: Let's talk about our birthday.
• 53:34
  Charles: Yes.
• 53:35
  Charles: Happy birthday, y'all.
• 53:38
  Nora: Nine months of gestation.
• 53:39
  Nora: It makes sense.
• 53:40
  Charles: Yeah.
• 53:41
  Nora: It just hit me.
• 53:42
  Chris: Wow.
• 53:42
  Chris: That was definitely not planned.
• 53:45
  Charles: Yeah.
• 53:45
  Charles: It's more like 10, if you really count it.
• 53:48
  Charles: It's nine months after-
• 53:50
  Nora: 40 weeks,
• 53:51
  Nora: you know?
• 53:52
  Charles: Yeah.
• 53:52
  Nora: It really was like a...
• 53:54
  Charles: It's more like if you want,
• 53:56
  Charles: so like...
• 53:57
  Nora: 40 weeks.
• 53:59
  Charles: If you think about it.
• 54:00
  Nora: It's like having a baby.
• 54:00
  Charles: So you're wrong.
• 54:01
  Mandy: So if we were more together,
• 54:04
  Mandy: we could have made a clip show.
• 54:05
  Mandy: We're not there.
• 54:06
  Mandy: So let's do out loud.
• 54:09
  Mandy: What were your favorite clip moments
• 54:11
  Mandy: that maybe we should put into the intro?
• 54:14
  Mandy: Favorite moments for the show?
• 54:15
  Chris: While people are thinking about that,
• 54:17
  Chris: Let's take a quick look at the very first live show we ever did
• 54:22
  Chris: Which was almost exactly seven years ago this show aired on August 19th 2019
• 54:30
  Chris: To give you an idea of how far we have come
• 54:36
  Chris: So originally the show was called noco live and
• 54:41
  Chris: We shot it. Oh
• 54:43
  Charles: Basement look at that camera autofocus
• 54:47
  Charles: Chris, Chris.
• 54:48
  Chris: I know,
• 54:49
  Chris: it was so bad.
• 54:49
  Charles: Look at my hair.
• 54:51
  Mandy: Hey, the names are in the right place.
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: So if I get it done,
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: I'm actually gonna make sure
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: it's done.
• 54:55
  Nora: The names are not in the right place.
• 54:57
  Mandy: That's really annoying.
• 54:59
  Charles: I think we did that on purpose.
• 55:00
  Chris: Yeah, we did that on, I think.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sure.
• 55:02
  Mandy: No, actually,
• 55:03
  Chris: I remember now.
• 55:04
  Chris: That was not on purpose.
• 55:06
  Video: Taylor says, it's okay, Charles, I like it rough.
• 55:09
  Video: (laughing)
• 55:10
  Chris: On this Monday,
• 55:12
  Chris: on this lovely Monday.
• 55:13
  Video: Thumbs up to that.
• 55:16
  Charles: Thumbs up to that.
• 55:18
  Chris: I think the idea here was just like,
• 55:21
  Chris: hey, what if we just turned the camera on
• 55:23
  Chris: and you guys weren't able to make it last week,
• 55:26
  Chris: where we're also on the radio stream,
• 55:29
  Charles: live as well.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
• 55:31
  Charles: So here's a fun thing that we can do
• 55:34
  Charles: with the radio station's camera.
• 55:35
  Charles: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
• 55:38
  Charles: (laughing)
• 55:41
  Chris: Oh no, there I am.
• 55:42
  Nora: Audio chaos.
• 55:43
  Chris: Look at this whole shot.
• 55:44
  Chris: Oh,
• 55:45
  Chris: Chris!
• 55:46
  Mandy: Oh, what an angle.
• 55:47
  Mandy: That's just not your angle.
• 55:48
  Chris: No, it's not.
• 55:49
  Chris: You know what I had as a-
• 55:51
  Chris: I tried to cut to that shot as little as possible.
• 55:55
  Charles: This was in Chris's garage.
• 55:58
  Chris: Our very first studio was in-
• 56:00
  Chris: I had a townhouse with a really large garage at the time.
• 56:05
  Chris: And it was large enough that it fit two cars.
• 56:08
  Chris: Like, it could have fit two regular sized cars
• 56:10
  Chris: and, like, a third small car.
• 56:12
  Chris: And so we took half of the garage and put curtains up
• 56:18
  Chris: and soundproofing stuff that I bought off of Craigslist.
• 56:21
  Charles: Soundproofing.
• 56:22
  Charles: Anytime one of the neighbors opened their garage,
• 56:24
  Charles: you could hear it as they fell.
• 56:27
  Charles: (laughing)
• 56:28
  Chris: That's true.
• 56:29
  Chris: Love it.
• 56:30
  Chris: That's true.
• 56:30
  Chris: But let's say like the red and gray walls,
• 56:32
  Chris: those are actual like professional sound stuff
• 56:35
  Chris: I got off of Craigslist.
• 56:36
  Chris: But yeah,
• 56:37
  Chris: it was cold in the winter,
• 56:40
  Chris: scalding hot in the summer.
• 56:42
  Chris: We had an illegal space heater down there.
• 56:45
  Nora: That's the Charles that I met.
• 56:47
  Nora: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Nora: That's, yeah. - Really?
• 56:49
  Nora: 'Cause we met in 2019 in about October.
• 56:52
  Chris: Okay,
• 56:53
  Chris: yeah, so this was August of 2019,
• 56:54
  Chris: and yeah,
• 56:56
  Chris: we just kinda threw stuff together.
• 56:58
  Chris: We didn't have good cameras, we barely had a switcher.
• 57:01
  Chris: No, we had two cameras going into a 10-year-old iMac.
• 57:04
  Chris: I'm surprised it even worked.
• 57:07
  Chris: But yeah, that's how we started.
• 57:09
  Chris: Charles, what do you remember about those days?
• 57:11
  Charles: I remember our,
• 57:14
  Charles: I remember that version of Tasty Little Treats.
• 57:20
  Charles: What was it called?
• 57:21
  Charles: Charles's Energy Drink Corner.
• 57:23
  Chris: Yes, it was. - It was Charles's
• 57:23
  Chris: Energy Drink Corner,
• 57:24
  Chris: yeah.
• 57:24
  Nora: Even though it wasn't always energy drink.
• 57:27
  Charles: It was mostly never energy drink.
• 57:29
  Charles: (laughing)
• 57:31
  Charles: So it got to the point where like every single week
• 57:34
  Charles: I would bring in something new and crazy
• 57:37
  Charles: to the point where we were buying boxes of cereal
• 57:40
  Charles: and bringing in milk and pouring milk
• 57:42
  Charles: directly into the cereal,
• 57:44
  Charles: like the box of the cereal and eating it from the box,
• 57:46
  Charles: which is a wild thing to do.
• 57:49
  Nora: That's a lot of cereal to eat.
• 57:51
  Charles: Did you see how I looked at that point?
• 57:55
  Charles: (laughing)
• 57:55
  Charles: I could eat that much.
• 57:56
  Nora: It was easy to put away.
• 57:57
  Charles: It was easy to put away at the time.
• 58:02
  Charles: Man, holy.
• 58:03
  Nora: 2019 was a different time.
• 58:05
  Charles: It was a different, it was pre COVID.
• 58:07
  Nora: It was.
• 58:08
  Chris: Yeah, we had the good fortune of starting a show
• 58:12
  Chris: only a few minutes or a few months before COVID hit.
• 58:15
  Chris: So we had that going for us.
• 58:18
  Nora: Yeah, I was at my big kid job for six months
• 58:20
  Nora: before I moved home.
• 58:21
  Nora: Like that's - Some
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: people throw themselves.
• 58:23
  Nora: That's
• 58:23
  Nora: right. - We did
• 58:24
  Chris: all the energy drink stuff on the first episode.
• 58:27
  Chris: I'll
• 58:27
  Charles: just say one last thing. I do feel
• 58:28
  Charles: like it's similar.
• 58:29
  Charles: Like what if
• 58:30
  Charles: ScarJo was like - We didn't
• 58:32
  Chris: have a script.
• 58:32
  Chris: We didn't do like, we didn't really pre-plan anything.
• 58:36
  Chris: It was just more like, well, what do you guys want to talk about this week?
• 58:39
  Charles: You're right.
• 58:40
  Chris: Um, and we just sort of made it up as we went along.
• 58:42
  Charles: So it was,
• 58:44
  Charles: it was a show.
• 58:45
  Chris: It was a show.
• 58:47
  Chris: And then we actually tried to do it.
• 58:50
  Chris: Uh, through COVID we had it with doing everybody remote.
• 58:53
  Chris: And I think we did.
• 58:56
  Mandy: The husband just texted and said,
• 58:59
  Mandy: Nora sure looks different.
• 59:02
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 59:08
  Nora: Yeah,
• 59:08
  Nora: I've changed a lot.
• 59:09
  Nora: There's been some changes.
• 59:11
  Nora: (laughing)
• 59:11
  Charles: You,
• 59:12
  Charles: you know KevKat.
• 59:13
  Charles: I know Kev, yeah.
• 59:15
  Nora: He's doing really well.
• 59:16
  Nora: I see him in town.
• 59:18
  Nora: He's,
• 59:18
  Nora: you can sometimes catch KevKat at the Lyric
• 59:22
  Nora: for a Rocky Horror Picture Show night.
• 59:24
  Nora: So,
• 59:26
  Nora: yeah.
• 59:26
  Chris: And they are actually right now
• 59:29
  Chris: raising money for their top surgery.
• 59:32
  Chris: Their top surgery.
• 59:33
  Chris: Excellent.
• 59:34
  Chris: We'll put a link to that in the show notes
• 59:36
  Chris: if you are able to support them.
• 59:39
  Chris: I'm sure they would very much appreciate it.
• 59:41
  Chris: But yeah, we've come pretty far.
• 59:42
  Chris: We obviously didn't have this studio.
• 59:45
  Chris: We didn't have any of the resources we have now.
• 59:50
  Chris: So it's nice to see kind of how far we've come.
• 59:53
  Nora: But I don't think this show would be what it is
• 59:55
  Nora: without that show.
• 59:56
  Nora: That's the other thing.
• 59:57
  Nora: Oh, 100%.
• 59:59
  Nora: learning that you all did from the last show where like when you invited me you
• 1:00:03
  Nora: were like okay here's kind of what we don't want and here's kind of what we
• 1:00:06
  Nora: want and here's what works for us so far and knowing like having that experience
• 1:00:11
  Nora: like definitely made our show better.
• 1:00:14
  Charles: Right and what we don't want is Kevcat.
• 1:00:18
  Nora: That was not what I meant!
• 1:00:20
  Nora: More of the scripting!
• 1:00:21
  Mandy: It became better once I joined!
• 1:00:24
  Mandy: Everything is better and more organized and more professional.
• 1:00:29
  Nora: Mandy said it,
• 1:00:30
  Nora: I didn't, Mandy said it?
• 1:00:31
  Nora: No,
• 1:00:32
  Nora: it's like the scripting and like the,
• 1:00:34
  Nora: you know,
• 1:00:36
  Nora: being prepared was like the big thing
• 1:00:38
  Nora: that I think changed between the last one and this one
• 1:00:40
  Nora: was just like,
• 1:00:41
  Nora: hey,
• 1:00:41
  Nora: everybody pull together
• 1:00:43
  Nora: some of your favorite things.
• 1:00:45
  Nora: And the fact that we've shared the load.
• 1:00:49
  Charles: Don't you dare do that on Joe Biden's internet,
• 1:00:55
  Charles: okay?
• 1:00:56
  Charles: Like in 20,
• 1:00:58
  Charles: it's 2026.
• 1:00:59
  Charles: We are not sharing a load of any sort
• 1:01:04
  Charles: without an early fans.
• 1:01:05
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:01:07
  Mandy: Oh,
• 1:01:07
  Charles: my hair was so long guys.
• 1:01:11
  Nora: I think everybody's hair was long.
• 1:01:13
  Nora: And by may of-
• 1:01:14
  Chris: I'm like 30 pounds heavier there and-
• 1:01:17
  Mandy: I just don't like the facial hair.
• 1:01:19
  Chris: It's all in my face.
• 1:01:20
  Nora: May of 2020.
• 1:01:22
  Chris: Yeah, the facial hair was not.
• 1:01:23
  Mandy: I mean, I support your decision.
• 1:01:27
  Mandy: Not that one.
• 1:01:28
  Chris: I had a couple of years where I thought facial hair
• 1:01:30
  Chris: might be a good thing for me and it never was,
• 1:01:34
  Chris: but I tried it anyway.
• 1:01:35
  Mandy: I mean,
• 1:01:36
  Nora: COVID was the time to try it.
• 1:01:37
  Mandy: That's fine.
• 1:01:38
  Chris: I mean, I had, I honestly rocked it
• 1:01:40
  Chris: for a few years before that,
• 1:01:41
  Chris: so I wish I could blame COVID, I can't.
• 1:01:43
  Nora: It was a hard time for all of us.
• 1:01:44
  Charles: Yeah. - It was.
• 1:01:45
  Charles: I do think, I do think,
• 1:01:46
  Charles: It was a hard time for my face.
• 1:01:47
  Charles: Mandy, I think, I do think
• 1:01:48
  Charles: that you bring up a good point though.
• 1:01:49
  Charles: Like,
• 1:01:50
  Charles: what do we need to bring in
• 1:01:52
  Charles: to put in to the start of this show?
• 1:01:55
  Charles: Like what separates this to add new clips to the opener?
• 1:02:02
  Charles: Yeah. - What are those things?
• 1:02:03
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:02:03
  Mandy: so what were favorite moments of the show?
• 1:02:06
  Mandy: Which ones?
• 1:02:06
  Mandy: I mean, I'll go first if you want, but I put myself first.
• 1:02:08
  Nora: I think Mandy and I have maybe a similar one.
• 1:02:11
  Nora: I think we do. - When we were hosting
• 1:02:12
  Nora: and we did like this,
• 1:02:13
  Nora: the insane-
• 1:02:15
  Mandy: Pantomime?
• 1:02:16
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:02:16
  Nora: The meat rain, was that what it was?
• 1:02:18
  Mandy: Yeah, we did pantomime bird vomiting.
• 1:02:24
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:02:24
  Mandy: That's my number one favorite,
• 1:02:25
  Mandy: 'cause we did it in synchron,
• 1:02:27
  Mandy: like we synchronized our vomiting.
• 1:02:29
  Charles: I think for me,
• 1:02:30
  Charles: it's when I was doing Alex Jones
• 1:02:32
  Charles: with the microphone on my nipple.
• 1:02:35
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:02:35
  Mandy: Yes.
• 1:02:37
  Nora: It's a good one,
• 1:02:37
  Nora: good one.
• 1:02:38
  Mandy: I also am really fond of the actors
• 1:02:42
  Mandy: storming out with House of Leaves.
• 1:02:45
  Mandy: Also,
• 1:02:46
  Mandy: Nora downing two glizzies,
• 1:02:48
  Mandy: Dr. Pepper glizzies back to back, just housing them.
• 1:02:52
  Nora: Probably one of my favorite moments too
• 1:02:54
  Nora: I'm gonna start eating the second one.
• 1:02:56
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:03:02
  Mandy: The look of terror in my eyes.
• 1:03:05
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:03:06
  Mandy: Like do we get hazard pay?
• 1:03:08
  Chris: It's really something to be bold.
• 1:03:09
  Chris: Oh God, it's even worse.
• 1:03:11
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:03:13
  Nora: I'm just moving in camera two.
• 1:03:17
  Mandy: Lynn is requesting there be a clip of Mandy
• 1:03:19
  Mandy: 'cause there are none.
• 1:03:20
  Nora: I know, we do need more clips of Mandy in the show.
• 1:03:23
  Mandy: Just one of me in horror,
• 1:03:25
  Mandy: where they're like,
• 1:03:26
  Mandy: do we get hazard pay if I get a nipple in the eye?
• 1:03:29
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:03:30
  Chris: I mean, we do carry insurance,
• 1:03:32
  Chris: just for that reason.
• 1:03:34
  Chris: In case nipples go flying.
• 1:03:36
  Nora: Yeah, you know.
• 1:03:37
  Charles: We have a really good show,
• 1:03:38
  Charles: guys.
• 1:03:38
  Nora: I think, yeah, no, I think the double glizzy
• 1:03:41
  Nora: was probably one of my highlights.
• 1:03:42
  Nora: That was probably one of my best moments.
• 1:03:44
  Mandy: Yeah, the actor, do you have some?
• 1:03:46
  Chris: Yeah, I think the bit where I stormed out,
• 1:03:50
  Chris: because I wasn't gonna be there the next week,
• 1:03:52
  Chris: That was the whole idea.
• 1:03:53
  Charles: I think the follow up to that.
• 1:03:56
  Nora: Where you two were sitting in here.
• 1:03:57
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:03:58
  Charles: and we did like the sit down
• 1:04:00
  Charles: YouTube apology ass shit.
• 1:04:02
  Chris: The YouTube apology was fun.
• 1:04:04
  Chris: I also particularly enjoyed the intro bit we filmed
• 1:04:08
  Chris: where I'm sleeping outside the studio.
• 1:04:11
  Chris: Which actually was outside the studio.
• 1:04:14
  Chris: Yeah, that was fun.
• 1:04:15
  Nora: And I like kicked him.
• 1:04:18
  Nora: I liked that part.
• 1:04:21
  Mandy: Charles, do you have favorites?
• 1:04:27
  Charles: The Met Galley one is a great episode.
• 1:04:31
  Charles: The me and Hatsune Miku,
• 1:04:33
  Charles: nobody else having dressed up.
• 1:04:36
  Nora: Any time you dress up and nobody else does,
• 1:04:39
  Nora: there's a good bit.
• 1:04:40
  Mandy: What about a shout out to Norie AI?
• 1:04:47
  Nora: I don't think she needs a shout out.
• 1:04:51
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:04:51
  Mandy: Does not make the cut.
• 1:04:52
  Nora: No.
• 1:04:53
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:04:53
  Nora: Not a best of the show, maybe a worst of.
• 1:04:57
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:04:58
  Nora: She sucks.
• 1:04:59
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:05:00
  Charles: Oh God.
• 1:05:02
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:05:06
  Chris: So I'm sure we explained it on the show at one point,
• 1:05:09
  Chris: but yeah, Nora and I was just there because
• 1:05:12
  Chris: Charles and I were the only ones who could be there that day
• 1:05:14
  Chris: and we knew that Charles needed someone
• 1:05:17
  Chris: to play off in the studio.
• 1:05:19
  Chris: And the way things are set up with all of our tech
• 1:05:23
  Chris: is that someone has to be in this room
• 1:05:25
  Chris: in order to run the show.
• 1:05:27
  Chris: So yeah, I was just like,
• 1:05:28
  Chris: well, what if we get a blow-up doll?
• 1:05:30
  Chris: And Charles says,
• 1:05:31
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:05:31
  Chris: Charles says,
• 1:05:33
  Chris: "I don't think Nora's gonna be cool with that."
• 1:05:34
  Chris: And I said, "Nora, are you cool with that?"
• 1:05:35
  Chris: And she said, "Yeah."
• 1:05:36
  Charles: Sure, whatever.
• 1:05:37
  Mandy: It was consent.
• 1:05:38
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:05:40
  Charles: The mouth,
• 1:05:42
  Charles: do you know what,
• 1:05:42
  Charles: did you ever feel the mouth of the blow-up doll?
• 1:05:44
  Charles: No,
• 1:05:44
  Charles: I don't mean to.
• 1:05:46
  Chris: The inside of the mouth was disturbing.
• 1:05:48
  Mandy: Things I don't want to know about.
• 1:05:49
  Mandy: I don't even want to know.
• 1:05:50
  Charles: It just feels like a balloon.
• 1:05:52
  Nora: That's-
• 1:05:52
  Charles: Like, what kind of gratification will you get from that?
• 1:05:57
  Chris: I did not check the other balloon area, though.
• 1:06:01
  Nora: Oh.
• 1:06:02
  Chris: 'Cause that would have been gross.
• 1:06:03
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:06:04
  Mandy: Especially 'cause it's Norway.
• 1:06:05
  Nora: So do I get that dog cuddling shirt?
• 1:06:07
  Charles: No, that's my shirt, bitch.
• 1:06:09
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:06:12
  Charles: No, not that. - Damn.
• 1:06:14
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:06:15
  Nora: That is a Charles-
• 1:06:17
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:06:19
  Charles: I brought that because I was like,
• 1:06:21
  Charles: this is something that Nora would wear.
• 1:06:23
  Charles: However,
• 1:06:25
  Charles: that's my fucking shirt.
• 1:06:26
  Charles: You do not talk about that shirt ever again.
• 1:06:29
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:06:30
  Mandy: Can I do a shout out for another one?
• 1:06:32
  Mandy: The episode where I won the Marble League.
• 1:06:36
  Mandy: Yes.
• 1:06:36
  Nora: I was gonna say, that would be a highlight.
• 1:06:38
  Nora: I was thinking that would be a Mandy highlight
• 1:06:40
  Nora: of winning, actually winning for the first time ever.
• 1:06:44
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:06:45
  Charles: It's gotta be something sourdough related.
• 1:06:47
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:06:48
  Mandy: yeah,
• 1:06:48
  Mandy: the time that Charles poisoned me.
• 1:06:51
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:06:53
  Charles: Yes, yes!
• 1:06:54
  Mandy: Where I'm like, oh my god, this tastes a little spicy.
• 1:06:56
  Mandy: Like, oh, it's good and a little peppery.
• 1:06:58
  Mandy: And like, oh my god.
• 1:06:59
  Nora: That's peppery.
• 1:07:00
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:07:00
  Mandy: Oh my god.
• 1:07:01
  Nora: Did you put red pepper in there?
• 1:07:04
  Nora: Pinkies.
• 1:07:05
  Mandy: Yes, my pinkies.
• 1:07:06
  Nora: Yep.
• 1:07:08
  Chris: Mandy rocking her pinkies wear.
• 1:07:10
  Mandy: Yes.
• 1:07:12
  Mandy: Aw, some good times.
• 1:07:13
  Mandy: We had good times.
• 1:07:13
  Mandy: And I think we have,
• 1:07:14
  Mandy: I think that gives you enough ideas
• 1:07:17
  Mandy: to maybe redo the intro.
• 1:07:19
  Chris: Oh, absolutely.
• 1:07:20
  Chris: I had planned on updating the intro for this episode,
• 1:07:25
  Chris: but then I realized that I'm pretty sure
• 1:07:27
  Chris: I lost the project file.
• 1:07:29
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:07:29
  Chris: So I have got to remake it from scratch.
• 1:07:33
  Charles: Let me do it, let me do it, let me do it, let me do it.
• 1:07:34
  Chris: No.
• 1:07:35
  Charles: I'll do it.
• 1:07:36
  Mandy: No.
• 1:07:37
  Nora: You each do one.
• 1:07:40
  Nora: No.
• 1:07:40
  Chris: Oh,
• 1:07:41
  Chris: that's a good idea.
• 1:07:42
  Nora: Great minds, Mandy, great minds.
• 1:07:43
  Charles: How about we all do one?
• 1:07:45
  Mandy: And then we all get sourdough afterwards.
• 1:07:46
  Nora: We all do one.
• 1:07:48
  Nora: You just want your work to look real good.
• 1:07:52
  Chris: So in honor of our birthday,
• 1:07:54
  Chris: I believe we have a special tasty treat.
• 1:07:56
  Chris: Oh yeah.
• 1:07:56
  Chris: Mandy, do you want to tell us about that?
• 1:07:58
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:07:58
  Mandy: the intern should be getting the cake.
• 1:08:00
  Mandy: We have a cake.
• 1:08:01
  Mandy: We have a cake.
• 1:08:03
  Mandy: Birthday cake.
• 1:08:04
  Mandy: I mean, what is a birthday without cake?
• 1:08:07
  Nora: Not a birthday.
• 1:08:08
  Mandy: Not a birthday.
• 1:08:09
  Nora: Not a birthday.
• 1:08:10
  Charles: Oh,
• 1:08:11
  Charles: the door is opening.
• 1:08:12
  Nora: I sense a delivery.
• 1:08:13
  Charles: Oh!
• 1:08:14
  Nora: This is very exciting.
• 1:08:16
  Charles: Beautiful,
• 1:08:16
  Charles: okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
• 1:08:18
  Charles: All right, are you guys ready?
• 1:08:20
  Charles: My God.
• 1:08:21
  Nora: We're not gonna be able to hold it up
• 1:08:22
  Nora: to the second camera. Camera two, camera two.
• 1:08:25
  Nora: Camera, hold on.
• 1:08:26
  Nora: It's very scary.
• 1:08:28
  Nora: Well, there it is.
• 1:08:28
  Charles: It's too much.
• 1:08:30
  Nora: It's a lot to hold up on camera two.
• 1:08:32
  Charles: I can't really tilt it down, I can't really tilt it down.
• 1:08:34
  Nora: It says, "Vibe Check Live" right here.
• 1:08:36
  Mandy: Camera one.
• 1:08:37
  Nora: Yeah, right there,
• 1:08:38
  Nora: see it says, "Vibe Check Live."
• 1:08:40
  Nora: We don't want it to fall off, which is why we're being very protective of this cake.
• 1:08:44
  Nora: We also have...
• 1:08:45
  Chris: The sacred cake.
• 1:08:46
  Mandy: That we're gonna eat.
• 1:08:47
  Nora: Yes.
• 1:08:48
  Nora: Oh yes.
• 1:08:48
  Nora: Here we go.
• 1:08:49
  Mandy: The birthday cake!
• 1:08:50
  Nora: Happy birthday to you.
• 1:08:55
  Video: Wait, we have to show the candle.
• 1:08:58
  Mandy: Be gay,
• 1:08:59
  Mandy: do drugs,
• 1:09:00
  Mandy: hail Satan.
• 1:09:03
  Chris: I love that we now have Mandy on record saying "be gay."
• 1:09:06
  Video: Oh no!
• 1:09:07
  Video: Shit!
• 1:09:09
  Mandy: No!
• 1:09:10
  Nora: You're too sexy.
• 1:09:11
  Nora: Happy.
• 1:09:11
  Nora: Too sexy!
• 1:09:12
  Nora: Shit!
• 1:09:12
  Nora: Too sexy!
• 1:09:14
  Video: Birth, oh shit!
• 1:09:15
  Nora: Too sexy!
• 1:09:17
  Video: Day, dear,
• 1:09:17
  Video: vibe,
• 1:09:20
  Video: ja.
• 1:09:20
  Mandy: Now we're all gonna eat Charles' spit.
• 1:09:23
  Charles: It's too sexy, too sexy for my first time.
• 1:09:26
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:09:28
  Nora: Happy birthday, everyone.
• 1:09:29
  Charles: Happy birthday.
• 1:09:30
  Mandy: Thank you for joining us on this adventure,
• 1:09:32
  Mandy: on our little journey.
• 1:09:34
  Mandy: Yay, cake.
• 1:09:35
  Nora: I'm actually gonna blow it out this time.
• 1:09:37
  Charles: We're gonna pass it back off.
• 1:09:38
  Nora: We're gonna,
• 1:09:39
  Nora: hold on,
• 1:09:40
  Nora: we're gonna pass it off.
• 1:09:40
  Chris: We're gonna pass it off.
• 1:09:41
  Nora: Or do you want us to cut it, was that the goal?
• 1:09:43
  Nora: Okay. - Us to cut it.
• 1:09:44
  Nora: I ain't gonna cut it.
• 1:09:44
  Nora: I will cut it.
• 1:09:45
  Nora: I got the finger.
• 1:09:46
  Charles: Wait, no, we have to do it.
• 1:09:48
  Chris: Hey guys, shut up.
• 1:09:49
  Chris: A special shout out to-
• 1:09:51
  Mandy: You can mute them.
• 1:09:52
  Chris: I can, oh, that's right.
• 1:09:54
  Chris: A special shout out to our unseen,
• 1:09:57
  Chris: unheard,
• 1:09:58
  Chris: all knowing,
• 1:09:59
  Chris: all lovely intern,
• 1:10:01
  Chris: whose name is a mystery even to us,
• 1:10:05
  Chris: who assists us in doing some of this wackiness.
• 1:10:09
  Chris: We love our intern and-
• 1:10:12
  Mandy: I think we only love our, oh,
• 1:10:14
  Mandy: I think we only love our intern if we can get some cake.
• 1:10:16
  Charles: Hold on.
• 1:10:17
  Charles: Cut back to us!
• 1:10:18
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:10:19
  Chris: Okay.
• 1:10:20
  Charles: We salute you.
• 1:10:21
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:10:22
  Chris: Yes!
• 1:10:23
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:10:24
  Charles: All right,
• 1:10:24
  Charles: now cut back to us.
• 1:10:25
  Charles: We're gonna cut the cake.
• 1:10:26
  Charles: We're gonna cut it like a married couple.
• 1:10:28
  Mandy: Oh my God, feed it to each other too!
• 1:10:31
  Nora: Hold on,
• 1:10:31
  Charles: hold on, hold on.
• 1:10:32
  Charles: We have to hold it up too,
• 1:10:33
  Charles: so hold on, hold on.
• 1:10:34
  Nora: Oh, oh shit.
• 1:10:34
  Charles: Here's how we're gonna do this.
• 1:10:36
  Charles: We do this,
• 1:10:37
  Charles: and we're gonna do this.
• 1:10:38
  Mandy: Okay.
• 1:10:39
  Charles: Ready?
• 1:10:39
  Charles: Oh God,
• 1:10:41
  Charles: we're gonna fuck this up,
• 1:10:42
  Charles: guys.
• 1:10:42
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:10:43
  Nora: I'm not even doing anything.
• 1:10:45
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:10:48
  Nora: Incredible.
• 1:10:50
  Charles: Look at that slice.
• 1:10:52
  Charles: Look at that slice.
• 1:10:56
  Mandy: I think...
• 1:10:56
  Mandy: Are you not it?
• 1:10:58
  Mandy: You should beat each other the first fight,
• 1:11:00
  Mandy: too.
• 1:11:01
  Nora: That was scary,
• 1:11:02
  Nora: it was dangerous.
• 1:11:03
  Charles: You think we should take a married bite?
• 1:11:06
  Mandy: Yeah, like,
• 1:11:07
  Nora: Married?
• 1:11:08
  Nora: It's a cross-armed bite.
• 1:11:09
  Chris: Do it in camera two.
• 1:11:11
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:11:12
  Nora: There's also frosting on the bottom of this
• 1:11:14
  Nora: that I might eat. - Do some lady
• 1:11:14
  Chris: in the tramp business.
• 1:11:15
  Charles: I'm passing you guys off some slices first.
• 1:11:17
  Mandy: Yes,
• 1:11:17
  Mandy: 'cause mm, cake.
• 1:11:20
  Mandy: As on you for us.
• 1:11:21
  Chris: Mandy's only here for cake. - Slice.
• 1:11:22
  Mandy: I'm only here for cake.
• 1:11:24
  Nora: I do,
• 1:11:25
  Charles: I mean.
• 1:11:26
  Nora: Slice.
• 1:11:26
  Charles: And then we'll do-
• 1:11:27
  Nora: Cake is a great reason.
• 1:11:31
  Charles: Cake is a great reason.
• 1:11:36
  Charles: Slice and
• 1:11:40
  Charles: Slice look at that
• 1:11:43
  Chris: Impressive.
• 1:11:43
  Mandy: I see some elbow from my
• 1:11:47
  Charles: Elbow that was yours.
• 1:11:49
  Charles: I'll take this. Yeah, but what?
• 1:11:52
  Charles: You go. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got you
• 1:11:55
  Chris: Folks are intern only communicates via a series of blinks.
• 1:11:58
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:11:59
  Chris: which is and run can't hear them
• 1:12:01
  Charles: It was it was pointing at me angrily that I didn't cut enough slices.
• 1:12:07
  Mandy: Oh,
• 1:12:08
  Charles: not really not
• 1:12:10
  Charles: Okay
• 1:12:12
  Charles: It's like hand signals
• 1:12:18
  Nora: Come back to us Chris don't ruin it here.
• 1:12:21
  Mandy: Oh no,
• 1:12:22
  Nora: okay
• 1:12:24
  Charles: Sweet here's how we'll do the we'll do the wrap around
• 1:12:30
  Charles: wrap around
• 1:12:31
  Charles: No,
• 1:12:32
  Charles: here like this.
• 1:12:33
  Chris: Camera two.
• 1:12:34
  Charles: Here like this,
• 1:12:34
  Charles: wrap around.
• 1:12:35
  Charles: Wait, hold on,
• 1:12:36
  Charles: cut to us.
• 1:12:37
  Charles: Big camera.
• 1:12:38
  Mandy: Big camera, big camera.
• 1:12:40
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:12:44
  Nora: Romantic.
• 1:12:45
  Nora: I dropped cake on the floor.
• 1:12:47
  Charles: Delicious cake. - Eat it off the floor.
• 1:12:49
  Chris: Wait, does that mean that Mandy and I have to do the same?
• 1:12:51
  Chris: I know,
• 1:12:51
  Mandy: I feel like it does.
• 1:12:52
  Mandy: And I'm trying furiously to stab some cake and losing it.
• 1:12:56
  Mandy: Here, hang on.
• 1:12:57
  Mandy: Okay,
• 1:12:57
  Mandy: your camera or my camera?
• 1:12:59
  Chris: Yours. - No, okay.
• 1:13:00
  Mandy: First time.
• 1:13:02
  Nora: Chris's camera.
• 1:13:04
  Nora: There it goes, there it goes.
• 1:13:05
  Nora: No, you gotta feed yourself.
• 1:13:06
  Nora: Feed yourself,
• 1:13:07
  Nora: feed yourself.
• 1:13:08
  Charles: Yeah!
• 1:13:10
  Charles: I'm the only one that's been married.
• 1:13:13
  Charles: Yeah!
• 1:13:13
  Mandy: I'm the only one that's been married.
• 1:13:15
  Mandy: I should know how this works.
• 1:13:17
  Chris: You're married enough for all of us, baby.
• 1:13:19
  Mandy: I am.
• 1:13:19
  Nora: It's true.
• 1:13:20
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:13:24
  Chris: Happy birthday,
• 1:13:25
  Chris: everybody.
• 1:13:26
  Chris: Oh,
• 1:13:26
  Mandy: yum, it's so good.
• 1:13:26
  Nora: Now if only I had a Gas Ferry.
• 1:13:30
  Charles: Yummy, yummy,
• 1:13:30
  Charles: in my tummy.
• 1:13:31
  Chris: That's really good.
• 1:13:32
  Mandy: Is it good?
• 1:13:33
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:13:33
  Nora: Mm-hmm, good cake. - I told you.
• 1:13:35
  Chris: Shout out to our evil overlords
• 1:13:37
  Chris: at a particular Walmart.
• 1:13:38
  Chris: Yep,
• 1:13:39
  Mandy: it's just that one.
• 1:13:39
  Chris: They do really good work.
• 1:13:42
  Charles: One very specific Walmart does very good,
• 1:13:44
  Charles: very good cake work, apparently.
• 1:13:48
  Charles: I wanna show you guys,
• 1:13:49
  Charles: real quick,
• 1:13:50
  Charles: before we do Twilight, can I show you guys
• 1:13:52
  Charles: the actual music number from that thing?
• 1:13:54
  Charles: I found it.
• 1:13:55
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:13:56
  Charles: You can cut to my screen and turn up the audio.
• 1:14:08
  Nora: >> What rhyme
• 1:14:30
  Chris: That's Sting?
• 1:14:31
  Charles: No, it's the old gods of Asgard,
• 1:14:34
  Charles: the band.
• 1:14:36
  Chris: Featuring Sting.
• 1:14:39
  Mandy: I heard Charles really likes mouth noises
• 1:14:42
  Mandy: when you're eating.
• 1:14:44
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:14:50
  Charles: Hell yeah.
• 1:14:51
  Nora: Nice.
• 1:14:52
  Charles: Hell yeah.
• 1:14:54
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:14:54
  Charles: so that's...
• 1:14:58
  Charles: That's the kind of shit I'm into.
• 1:15:00
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:15:01
  Chris: So y'all,
• 1:15:02
  Chris: speaking of things we're not into,
• 1:15:04
  Chris: we watched Twilight Eclipse.
• 1:15:07
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:15:09
  Chris: What are everybody's thoughts?
• 1:15:11
  Charles: Well,
• 1:15:12
  Charles: before we do that,
• 1:15:14
  Charles: before we get into thoughts,
• 1:15:16
  Charles: let's talk about what Twilight Eclipse is.
• 1:15:19
  Nora: It's more of the story that is contrived
• 1:15:22
  Nora: because Stephanie got a book deal.
• 1:15:24
  Charles: The Twilight Saga Eclipse is a 2010
• 1:15:27
  Charles: American romantic fantasy film directed by David Slade
• 1:15:31
  Charles: from a screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg
• 1:15:33
  Charles: based on the 2007 novel "Eclipse"
• 1:15:35
  Charles: by Stephanie Meyer.
• 1:15:37
  Charles: It is a sequel to "Twilight, New Moon"
• 1:15:39
  Charles: and the third installment in the "Twilight Saga"
• 1:15:41
  Charles: film series.
• 1:15:42
  Charles: The film stars Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson,
• 1:15:44
  Charles: Taylor Lautner, it's the role of Bella,
• 1:15:45
  Charles: Edward,
• 1:15:46
  Charles: Jacob,
• 1:15:46
  Charles: respectively.
• 1:15:47
  Charles: Bryce Dallas Howard joins the cast
• 1:15:49
  Charles: as returning character Victoria,
• 1:15:51
  Charles: replacing Rochelle LaFarve,
• 1:15:54
  Charles: is that the word?
• 1:15:54
  Nora: LaFib.
• 1:15:56
  Charles: from the first two films.
• 1:15:58
  Charles: Bella further explores her relationships
• 1:16:00
  Charles: with both Edward and Jacob as the threat
• 1:16:03
  Charles: of an army of newborn vampires looms
• 1:16:05
  Charles: over the possibility of an alliance being formed
• 1:16:07
  Charles: between werewolves and vampires.
• 1:16:14
  Charles: So.
• 1:16:14
  Chris: So it's the middle book in the series
• 1:16:18
  Chris: and it feels very much like a middle book.
• 1:16:22
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:16:23
  Chris: I mean, or middle movie, I suppose,
• 1:16:24
  Chris: because there's five movies for four books.
• 1:16:26
  Charles: Right, it feels like a setup for a finale,
• 1:16:29
  Charles: which it literally is.
• 1:16:30
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:16:30
  Chris: it's the second act
• 1:16:31
  Chris: where not a lot seems to happen.
• 1:16:34
  Chris: It,
• 1:16:35
  Chris: to me,
• 1:16:35
  Chris: felt like two hours of middling around
• 1:16:39
  Chris: and then like five minutes of cool and then credits.
• 1:16:41
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:16:42
  Charles: What was the cool?
• 1:16:44
  Chris: I honestly thought that the fight
• 1:16:46
  Chris: between the vampires and the wolves was,
• 1:16:48
  Chris: and well, the vampire coven,
• 1:16:51
  Chris: the Cullens versus the like shitty vampires,
• 1:16:54
  Chris: whatever they were called,
• 1:16:55
  Chris: the newborns.
• 1:16:57
  Chris: I thought that that fight was well done.
• 1:17:00
  Charles: I thought it was weird that they cut off
• 1:17:04
  Charles: Bryce Dallas Howard's head and it was like stone?
• 1:17:07
  Charles: Is that the thing?
• 1:17:09
  Charles: That their body is also stone?
• 1:17:12
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:17:12
  Mandy: so canonically,
• 1:17:14
  Mandy: when they do things,
• 1:17:16
  Mandy: it makes clinking noises and canonically,
• 1:17:19
  Mandy: when they kiss, it sounds like china hitting each other,
• 1:17:22
  Mandy: like dishes hitting each other.
• 1:17:25
  Mandy: So that's an entertaining thought for the next movie.
• 1:17:27
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:17:29
  Mandy: I'm looking forward to that.
• 1:17:30
  Nora: The clanking.
• 1:17:31
  Charles: They're gonna be clanking around.
• 1:17:33
  Mandy: There's gonna be a lot of clanking,
• 1:17:34
  Mandy: baby,
• 1:17:34
  Mandy: tonight.
• 1:17:35
  Nora: There was less moaning during the kissing,
• 1:17:37
  Nora: which I appreciated.
• 1:17:40
  Nora: Taylor Lautner was not objectively a child in this movie,
• 1:17:43
  Nora: so I did like that as well.
• 1:17:48
  Nora: 'Cause he was 16 when they filmed the last one,
• 1:17:52
  Nora: and he was just a baby.
• 1:17:53
  Nora: Keanu Reeves?
• 1:17:55
  Nora: What? - What?
• 1:17:56
  Charles: No, it just looks like Keanu Reeves for a second there.
• 1:17:57
  Charles: Oh,
• 1:17:58
  Nora: okay.
• 1:17:59
  Chris: I might need to check your prescription.
• 1:18:01
  Nora: I kinda liked Jasper becoming more of a character,
• 1:18:05
  Nora: although why did he have to be Confederate?
• 1:18:07
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:18:08
  Charles: he's a Confederate soldier from the South,
• 1:18:11
  Charles: and he has not a Southern accent,
• 1:18:15
  Charles: except for like a couple moments.
• 1:18:16
  Charles: Malated. - Malated.
• 1:18:17
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:18:21
  Charles: I'm like,
• 1:18:22
  Charles: what is going on?
• 1:18:23
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:18:24
  Mandy: So the issue is that she made him a Confederate soldier,
• 1:18:30
  Mandy: but never,
• 1:18:31
  Mandy: but like he volunteered to fight for the South.
• 1:18:33
  Nora: Right,
• 1:18:34
  Nora: like why did he have to be a Confederate,
• 1:18:36
  Nora: Stephanie?
• 1:18:37
  Nora: Stephanie made that decision.
• 1:18:39
  Nora: It didn't have to be that decision.
• 1:18:41
  Charles: Right.
• 1:18:42
  Chris: Can you talk more about how shitty
• 1:18:44
  Chris: Bryce Dallas Howard is as an actor?
• 1:18:47
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:18:48
  Nora: I could do that too.
• 1:18:51
  Chris: I have seen several movies with her in them
• 1:18:54
  Chris: and she is terrible in all of them.
• 1:18:57
  Chris: I would give her a pass on this one
• 1:19:00
  Chris: because I know it's not the greatest material to start with.
• 1:19:03
  Mandy: Or it's the best.
• 1:19:04
  Chris: She's literally terrible in everything.
• 1:19:08
  Nora: In this movie,
• 1:19:11
  Nora: Edward definitely cares a lot less,
• 1:19:13
  Nora: just like him as an actor,
• 1:19:14
  Nora: 'cause you can hear his British accent slip through
• 1:19:17
  Nora: like a lot more.
• 1:19:18
  Chris: I did notice that a couple times.
• 1:19:18
  Nora: Like a lot more.
• 1:19:20
  Nora: Like the first two movies, he was like watching the accent.
• 1:19:23
  Nora: He does not care in this one anymore.
• 1:19:25
  Mandy: Let's just say the pop culture clips
• 1:19:27
  Mandy: for next week should be spectacular.
• 1:19:29
  Mandy: I struggled with this week because there's nothing in it.
• 1:19:31
  Mandy: Like there's nothing like in it that happens in the movie
• 1:19:35
  Mandy: that people like, it's quotable.
• 1:19:36
  Charles: The only-
• 1:19:36
  Nora: The big thing is the kiss.
• 1:19:38
  Nora: Right.
• 1:19:38
  Nora: Like that's the big thing.
• 1:19:39
  Charles: But like even then,
• 1:19:42
  Charles: right?
• 1:19:42
  Charles: Like we still talk about,
• 1:19:44
  Charles: by the way.
• 1:19:46
  Mandy: That nice.
• 1:19:47
  Nora: The 14 year old on your t-shirt.
• 1:19:49
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:19:50
  Chris: For the listeners,
• 1:19:51
  Chris: Charles,
• 1:19:51
  Chris: what does it say?
• 1:19:52
  Charles: It says,
• 1:19:53
  Charles: Bella,
• 1:19:54
  Charles: where the hell you been, loca?
• 1:19:56
  Nora: So forced.
• 1:20:01
  Charles: So the kiss came out of nowhere.
• 1:20:07
  Charles: And even then it doesn't feel like a love triangle.
• 1:20:11
  Charles: it still feels like she's going to go with Edward
• 1:20:19
  Charles: just with a random kiss with Jacob to piss off Edward.
• 1:20:25
  Charles: What was the purpose of it?
• 1:20:27
  Mandy: He was gonna go kill himself in the fight
• 1:20:30
  Mandy: unless he stayed and he's like,
• 1:20:31
  Mandy: well give me something to stay for, not manipulative.
• 1:20:34
  Mandy: And she's like, here,
• 1:20:35
  Mandy: I'll kiss you, I love you,
• 1:20:36
  Mandy: don't leave me.
• 1:20:38
  Chris: Yeah, it does feel forced, but it feels forced
• 1:20:41
  Chris: in like,
• 1:20:42
  Chris: in an extra awkward way,
• 1:20:44
  Chris: because it does seem like she's still not really sure.
• 1:20:50
  Chris: She's just-- - That's called
• 1:20:51
  Nora: coercive control.
• 1:20:52
  Mandy: Yeah, I do agree with that one.
• 1:20:53
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:20:54
  Chris: Exactly.
• 1:20:56
  Chris: I don't know,
• 1:20:57
  Chris: I-
• 1:20:57
  Mandy: So the first kiss was non-consensual.
• 1:21:00
  Mandy: Was the second one?
• 1:21:01
  Nora: No.
• 1:21:02
  Chris: I mean,
• 1:21:03
  Chris: she did tell him to kiss her,
• 1:21:06
  Chris: but he did,
• 1:21:08
  Chris: you could make a case that he manipulated her.
• 1:21:10
  Nora: Yep. - Coercive.
• 1:21:11
  Nora: Coercive control.
• 1:21:12
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:21:13
  Mandy: So what I think is interesting is online,
• 1:21:15
  Mandy: people are really divided,
• 1:21:17
  Mandy: where half the people are like,
• 1:21:18
  Mandy: "Oh my God, this is the worst placeholder ever,
• 1:21:20
  Mandy: "please,
• 1:21:21
  Mandy: oh my God, I skip over this one."
• 1:21:22
  Mandy: And then other people say that this is the one
• 1:21:25
  Mandy: that has the most plot line
• 1:21:26
  Mandy: that follows the standard story arc
• 1:21:29
  Mandy: than any of the other movies.
• 1:21:34
  Mandy: Yeah. - Still.
• 1:21:35
  Charles: Still.
• 1:21:37
  Nora: The only reason it exists is because
• 1:21:39
  Nora: Stephanie got a four book deal instead of a two book deal.
• 1:21:41
  Mandy: You keep saying that, but I don't know that,
• 1:21:44
  Mandy: is that?
• 1:21:45
  Nora: It's just, so the story started as just,
• 1:21:47
  Nora: she wrote it just the first and the last book.
• 1:21:49
  Mandy: I mean, no, no, I know people say that,
• 1:21:51
  Mandy: like that's all over the internet,
• 1:21:52
  Mandy: but I don't know that that's been,
• 1:21:54
  Mandy: like that's for reals.
• 1:21:55
  Mandy: I know that that's like,
• 1:21:56
  Mandy: everyone says that on the internet.
• 1:21:58
  Nora: From my Twilight reference that I,
• 1:22:01
  Nora: This this my friend Megan,
• 1:22:04
  Nora: shout out to Megan from book club.
• 1:22:06
  Nora: I
• 1:22:06
  Nora: trust everything she says about Twilight.
• 1:22:08
  Nora: She's Twilight obsessed.
• 1:22:10
  Nora: She's read all the books.
• 1:22:11
  Nora: She's
• 1:22:11
  Charles: but Mandy has to.
• 1:22:14
  Charles: So have I I read all the books.
• 1:22:15
  Nora: I believe Megan.
• 1:22:17
  Nora: I trust Megan.
• 1:22:19
  Nora: And the way that the stories
• 1:22:20
  Nora: feel women,
• 1:22:21
  Nora: that's the two story the way that the the way that
• 1:22:24
  Nora: the love story with Jacob is just like,
• 1:22:28
  Nora: interjected into the
• 1:22:29
  Nora: middle of the story feels so forced to me.
• 1:22:35
  Nora: But I can't spoilers.
• 1:22:38
  Mandy: I can't, I can't spoilers.
• 1:22:39
  Nora: And I do understand that,
• 1:22:40
  Nora: but like I,
• 1:22:43
  Nora: I,
• 1:22:44
  Nora: it's not for me,
• 1:22:45
  Nora: right?
• 1:22:45
  Nora: Like I-
• 1:22:45
  Mandy: No, that's fair.
• 1:22:46
  Mandy: I don't know that it should be for most of us.
• 1:22:48
  Nora: I know,
• 1:22:49
  Nora: I know.
• 1:22:49
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:22:50
  Charles: so there is-
• 1:22:50
  Mandy: I'm not walking a twilight, oh,
• 1:22:52
  Mandy: I am.
• 1:22:53
  Charles: The contract was originally,
• 1:22:54
  Charles: the contract was originally for a three book deal,
• 1:22:58
  Charles: then it got pushed to a four book deal.
• 1:23:00
  Nora: So that story was expanded in the middle.
• 1:23:02
  Chris: But that could have,
• 1:23:03
  Chris: to be,
• 1:23:04
  Chris: granted I have no dog in this fight,
• 1:23:05
  Chris: but like, or no wolf in this fight,
• 1:23:08
  Chris: but it's also possible that she was given a larger deal
• 1:23:12
  Chris: because she said, "Hey, I've got more story to tell."
• 1:23:15
  Chris: One doesn't necessarily cause the other
• 1:23:17
  Chris: unless there's a like specific source
• 1:23:20
  Chris: that says that it did.
• 1:23:21
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:23:22
  Nora: I do love giving authors the benefit of the doubt,
• 1:23:24
  Nora: but that's Stephanie Meyer.
• 1:23:26
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:23:28
  Chris: Aren't these the only books she's ever written?
• 1:23:29
  Mandy: No, she did The Host,
• 1:23:32
  Mandy: which was an awesome movie.
• 1:23:33
  Chris: Oh,
• 1:23:34
  Chris: okay.
• 1:23:35
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:23:36
  Nora: I don't know.
• 1:23:37
  Chris: Now see,
• 1:23:38
  Chris: okay.
• 1:23:38
  Nora: I'm just gonna talk shit about Mormons
• 1:23:39
  Nora: and that's just gonna be how I exist.
• 1:23:41
  Nora: So,
• 1:23:42
  Nora: there's just a lot that I say.
• 1:23:43
  Chris: I asked an anonymous AI,
• 1:23:47
  Chris: and I said, "Is the reason Twilight Eclipse exists
• 1:23:50
  Chris: "due to the book deal that Stephanie Meyer received?"
• 1:23:52
  Chris: And according to GPT,
• 1:23:54
  Chris: partly but not exactly,
• 1:23:56
  Chris: her original contract was a three book deal.
• 1:23:59
  Nora: Charles just said that, yeah.
• 1:24:00
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:24:00
  Chris: Twilight, New Moon, and what became Eclipse.
• 1:24:03
  Chris: So the deal created a professional obligation
• 1:24:05
  Chris: and opportunity for her to write Eclipse.
• 1:24:07
  Chris: However, she had already conceived the story
• 1:24:09
  Chris: as something larger than one novel.
• 1:24:11
  Chris: She continued writing Twilight
• 1:24:13
  Chris: because she wasn't ready to let the story end.
• 1:24:15
  Chris: The contract was a result of the story she had begun,
• 1:24:18
  Chris: not the original reason the story existed.
• 1:24:21
  Chris: Eclipse was initially intended to be the final book because of that three book deal.
• 1:24:26
  Chris: Afterward, the publishing arrangement was expanded to four books,
• 1:24:29
  Chris: allowing her to write Breaking Dawn as the conclusion.
• 1:24:32
  Nora: I also fundamentally have problems with these vampires because they're not traditional vampires.
• 1:24:40
  Mandy: They're sparkly.
• 1:24:41
  Nora: In like other,
• 1:24:42
  Nora: like literature.
• 1:24:44
  Charles: Doesn't have to, okay.
• 1:24:45
  Charles: I disagree with you there.
• 1:24:47
  Charles: Because you can make different things.
• 1:24:50
  Charles: Different things can exist.
• 1:24:51
  Charles: And I know you're like.
• 1:24:52
  Nora: It's true,
• 1:24:52
  Nora: it's true, but I don't like these vampires.
• 1:24:55
  Charles: That's fair.
• 1:24:55
  Charles: That's valid.
• 1:24:56
  Charles: That's why.
• 1:24:56
  Nora: I just think they're,
• 1:24:58
  Nora: the story is contrived and icky.
• 1:24:59
  Mandy: Yeah, that's fair.
• 1:25:01
  Mandy: That's half the fun.
• 1:25:01
  Nora: And I prefer far more fucked up vampire stories,
• 1:25:05
  Nora: I guess is like where I like to go with vampires.
• 1:25:08
  Mandy: If this was good and like the writing was stellar
• 1:25:10
  Mandy: and the movies were amazing, we wouldn't be doing this.
• 1:25:13
  Nora: I know.
• 1:25:14
  Nora: Sorry, interrupted you.
• 1:25:16
  Charles: I don't remember what I was gonna say.
• 1:25:17
  Charles: Okay.
• 1:25:18
  Nora: Like I just don't like these vampires,
• 1:25:19
  Nora: but I'm like, I get the fact that like,
• 1:25:22
  Nora: your, Stephanie's version of a vampire
• 1:25:24
  Nora: doesn't have to be a traditional vampire,
• 1:25:25
  Nora: but like it loses the power of the fear of vampires
• 1:25:30
  Nora: And like vampires are meant to be scary for a reason
• 1:25:34
  Charles: You don't have to be scary a lot of people love
• 1:25:38
  Charles: There is a type of person we've discussed this on multiple occasions on the show
• 1:25:43
  Charles: There's a type of person called the monster fucker.
• 1:25:46
  Charles: Yeah, they love they love that kind of that kind of
• 1:25:51
  Charles: of content
• 1:25:53
  Mandy: Badly rated can we be on this show I mean go go ham okay next week. I'll bring some
• 1:25:59
  Mandy: Some horrifying things that go along with that.
• 1:26:02
  Charles: Yeah
• 1:26:05
  Nora: Yeah, yeah cool I think what we run into is the romance genre versus my
• 1:26:11
  Nora: Aromantic state.
• 1:26:12
  Nora: Yeah is quite
• 1:26:15
  Nora: the heads a little bit and I
• 1:26:17
  Nora: Don't usually engage in this content
• 1:26:21
  Mandy: I
• 1:26:24
  Mandy: Don't know that the romance is what does it for me like
• 1:26:27
  Charles: He's not a good bromance.
• 1:26:29
  Mandy: I happily read romance.
• 1:26:31
  Mandy: I happily read romance.
• 1:26:32
  Mandy: I happily read smut.
• 1:26:33
  Mandy: Like I'm down with it all,
• 1:26:35
  Mandy: but this is 'cause it's bad.
• 1:26:38
  Chris: To be fair,
• 1:26:40
  Chris: if vampires are supposed to be scary,
• 1:26:43
  Chris: explain how this exists.
• 1:26:45
  Charles: I just watched this movie the other week.
• 1:26:48
  Chris: Yeah, this is the trailer for Dracula, Dead and Loving It
• 1:26:52
  Chris: starring Leslie Nielsen.
• 1:26:54
  Chris: This is a comedy horror classic.
• 1:26:59
  Chris: If you wanna see a bumbling old man play Dracula
• 1:27:02
  Chris: in only a way that Mel Brooks can conceive,
• 1:27:05
  Chris: this is a great time.
• 1:27:06
  Mandy: What about that one that was the vampire in Harlem?
• 1:27:09
  Chris: Oh, Vampire in Brooklyn with Eddie Murphy.
• 1:27:11
  Chris: Yeah,
• 1:27:12
  Mandy: that one too.
• 1:27:13
  Nora: See, I just go the full horror route
• 1:27:15
  Nora: and I've read Carmilla,
• 1:27:18
  Nora: I've read
• 1:27:21
  Nora: Bury the bones in midnight soil.
• 1:27:24
  Nora: That's a VE Schwab gay vampires gay vampires
• 1:27:29
  Nora: That one wasn't bad
• 1:27:31
  Nora: But I like I mean I like good books
• 1:27:38
  Charles: Chris
• 1:27:39
  Charles: It keeps popping up in your to watch which is that hour of silence occasionally broken up by random Michael Jackson
• 1:27:48
  Chris: I am NOT signed into this. Uh-huh.
• 1:27:52
  Mandy: Sure.
• 1:27:52
  Chris: See in the corner?
• 1:27:54
  Chris: I'm not signed in
• 1:27:55
  Nora: You could just always play that if you wanted to.
• 1:27:57
  Charles: So,
• 1:27:57
  Charles: but it's recommended to you and I think you have to do it
• 1:28:01
  Chris: I think I don't I think I just need to pause on this Eddie Murphy still for the rest of the show
• 1:28:07
  Charles: It's also not Michael Jackson's face
• 1:28:11
  Nora: That is AI.
• 1:28:12
  Charles: It looks like the you guys have no idea who this person is.
• 1:28:16
  Charles: I show speed
• 1:28:18
  Chris: Oh,
• 1:28:18
  Chris: I unfortunately know who that is.
• 1:28:20
  Charles: No,
• 1:28:20
  Charles: it does look a little bit like him.
• 1:28:22
  Chris: Okay, so what's our number rating on Eclipse then?
• 1:28:26
  Charles: This was a five,
• 1:28:28
  Charles: that I liked like a five.
• 1:28:31
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:28:32
  Chris: It's a five in five's clothing?
• 1:28:34
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:28:35
  Nora: It's like a four.
• 1:28:38
  Mandy: Maybe a three,
• 1:28:40
  Mandy: is that bad?
• 1:28:42
  Mandy: Three,
• 1:28:42
  Mandy: five,
• 1:28:42
  Mandy: it's all bad,
• 1:28:44
  Mandy: it's just what level of bad?
• 1:28:45
  Mandy: I can,
• 1:28:46
  Mandy: it's not as funny as the other ones,
• 1:28:48
  Mandy: so.
• 1:28:48
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:28:48
  Charles: exactly.
• 1:28:49
  Charles: The other ones are so funny.
• 1:28:50
  Charles: And then this next one gets.
• 1:28:53
  Chris: I will say there. - I can't wait.
• 1:28:54
  Chris: There are some really funny moments in this one
• 1:28:58
  Chris: that literally made me laugh out loud.
• 1:29:00
  Chris: When he has to,
• 1:29:01
  Chris: when Jacob has to get in the tent
• 1:29:06
  Chris: with Bella to keep her water.
• 1:29:08
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:29:09
  Chris: Hey, that's fair. - You're right.
• 1:29:11
  Chris: That's fair.
• 1:29:11
  Chris: He looks at Edward with this very gay look
• 1:29:14
  Chris: and he says,
• 1:29:15
  Chris: "I'm hotter than you, you know."
• 1:29:17
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:29:18
  Chris: No, you're right,
• 1:29:19
  Chris: you're right.
• 1:29:19
  Chris: That was amazing.
• 1:29:21
  Chris: I gaffawed.
• 1:29:23
  Mandy: I'm bumping it up to a five, a solid five for that.
• 1:29:27
  Mandy: Good point, thank you.
• 1:29:28
  Chris: There's also,
• 1:29:29
  Chris: when he kind of like,
• 1:29:30
  Chris: nustles up next to her after he gets in the sleeping bag,
• 1:29:34
  Chris: you can see him kind of just do like,
• 1:29:35
  Chris: just a teeny little baby thrust.
• 1:29:37
  Chris: Ah, Chyren, no,
• 1:29:38
  Chris: no!
• 1:29:40
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:29:41
  Chris: And then he looks at her and says,
• 1:29:44
  Chris: "This would be easier if your clothes were off."
• 1:29:48
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:29:49
  Chris: On that basis alone,
• 1:29:51
  Chris: I'm giving it a six.
• 1:29:53
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:29:53
  Mandy: yeah,
• 1:29:54
  Mandy: I'm with you on that.
• 1:29:56
  Nora: I got the willies the first time I watched it
• 1:29:58
  Nora: and I got the willies again just now.
• 1:30:00
  Charles: Do you guys know, do you know what happens
• 1:30:02
  Charles: in this next movie?
• 1:30:04
  Chris: No idea whatsoever.
• 1:30:05
  Mandy: Don't spoil it!
• 1:30:07
  Nora: Or the second Breaking Dawn.
• 1:30:08
  Mandy: Neither,
• 1:30:08
  Mandy: don't spoil it.
• 1:30:09
  Charles: No, I'm not saying,
• 1:30:10
  Charles: don't, just,
• 1:30:11
  Charles: It's a yes or no question.
• 1:30:12
  Chris: No.
• 1:30:13
  Mandy: I don't think Nora's capable of that.
• 1:30:15
  Nora: I mean, I know the one big thing at the end.
• 1:30:19
  Nora: That's the one thing that like...
• 1:30:20
  Charles: You have no idea.
• 1:30:22
  Mandy: I can't wait.
• 1:30:23
  Charles: I cannot wait.
• 1:30:25
  Mandy: I can't wait.
• 1:30:25
  Charles: We are filming our reactions to it too.
• 1:30:28
  Chris: That's right.
• 1:30:29
  Mandy: Okay, well we're wearing PJs and eating garbage.
• 1:30:32
  Mandy: So get pee prepared.
• 1:30:34
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:30:34
  Charles: it's gonna be great.
• 1:30:36
  Charles: I'm so...
• 1:30:37
  Charles: I will be very high to get through it.
• 1:30:40
  Nora: I will be.
• 1:30:41
  Charles: But you have to pay attention.
• 1:30:43
  Nora: I'll try.
• 1:30:44
  Charles: No it's not a try.
• 1:30:45
  Charles: You can't be too high
• 1:30:47
  Charles: to enjoy the movie.
• 1:30:49
  Nora: You are requiring that I am there. That's all I can promise you.
• 1:30:53
  Nora: I could be there for that amount of time if I pay attention.
• 1:30:55
  Charles: That's some bullshit. I
• 1:30:57
  Nora: cannot guarantee that I can pay attention for that long.
• 1:31:00
  Nora: I can barely pay attention for one movie.
• 1:31:05
  Nora: Pay attention for even one movie and now I have to watch it again?
• 1:31:08
  Charles: That's some shit,
• 1:31:09
  Charles: dog.
• 1:31:09
  Charles: You can do this. I trust in you.
• 1:31:11
  Charles: Look,
• 1:31:12
  Charles: we are a delight.
• 1:31:13
  Mandy: We are a delight and you just get to spend the afternoon with us.
• 1:31:16
  Charles: Right.
• 1:31:17
  Charles: We're gonna have a delightful time.
• 1:31:19
  Mandy: And puppies.
• 1:31:20
  Mandy: Lots of puppies.
• 1:31:22
  Mandy: So many puppies.
• 1:31:23
  Mandy: Oh my god, somebody stop me.
• 1:31:24
  Chris: Yeah, puppies and food and friends and love and pajamas.
• 1:31:28
  Nora: I know, but it means I don't get to hang out with my puppy.
• 1:31:32
  Mandy: My god!
• 1:31:33
  Chris: I mean, bring your puppy.
• 1:31:35
  Chris: No,
• 1:31:35
  Nora: dog. - No.
• 1:31:37
  Mandy: My dogs are real annoying. - No.
• 1:31:39
  Nora: My dog would start a fight with those dogs like that.
• 1:31:42
  Chris: In limited capacities.
• 1:31:45
  Mandy: I agree, and I live with them.
• 1:31:47
  Nora: My dog would start a fight with them on site.
• 1:31:50
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:31:51
  Nora: And I don't want that.
• 1:31:52
  Nora: I don't want that at all.
• 1:31:53
  Mandy: The puppy should be a clip on the opening.
• 1:31:55
  Chris: Oh, that's right.
• 1:31:56
  Chris: We didn't even talk about the episode
• 1:31:59
  Chris: where the puppies guest hosted.
• 1:32:01
  Mandy: They did so well.
• 1:32:02
  Nora: That's another great moment. - I'm gonna bring the puppies in.
• 1:32:05
  Mandy: They did really well.
• 1:32:07
  Chris: We've lost Nora, she's just not-
• 1:32:09
  Chris: I just,
• 1:32:09
  Mandy: look, I understand you don't wanna sit still
• 1:32:11
  Mandy: for four hours,
• 1:32:12
  Mandy: I'm not great at that either.
• 1:32:14
  Mandy: I'm gonna take breaks. - But it's different
• 1:32:16
  Mandy: when you're with friends that you love.
• 1:32:18
  Nora: I know,
• 1:32:19
  Nora: I know.
• 1:32:20
  Nora: I just am not good at watching movies for that long.
• 1:32:23
  Mandy: Me neither,
• 1:32:23
  Mandy: but knitting,
• 1:32:25
  Mandy: food breaks.
• 1:32:26
  Charles: We're gonna take breaks.
• 1:32:28
  Nora: That's why it's gonna be six hours.
• 1:32:30
  Chris: Lots of rest going on. - No, it's not.
• 1:32:31
  Charles: I've got to be six hours
• 1:32:33
  Mandy: You don't get to count the time that we break and the time that we have like dinner as part of those six hours
• 1:32:40
  Chris: right I
• 1:32:41
  Chris: Think we're gonna get through it together and it's gonna be a good time
• 1:32:44
  Nora: I'm just nervous because my energy level is about three hours.
• 1:32:48
  Nora: That's what I have energy for most weekends.
• 1:32:51
  Nora: And so
• 1:32:53
  Nora: You're asking a lot for me.
• 1:32:55
  Charles: We can push it a little bit.
• 1:32:56
  Nora: You got this. You're asking a lot for me.
• 1:32:58
  Charles: Yeah, so
• 1:33:00
  Nora: With that being said, Tia and Nessie.
• 1:33:02
  Mandy: I went to Denver for a wrestling match.
• 1:33:05
  Mandy: Like Denver on a Friday night with the two hour traffic.
• 1:33:08
  Chris: Girl,
• 1:33:08
  Nora: I was there.
• 1:33:09
  Mandy: Ew, I got splattered on me.
• 1:33:11
  Nora: I'm still like recovering,
• 1:33:13
  Nora: that's why.
• 1:33:14
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:33:15
  Mandy: So like, if I can do that, you can do this
• 1:33:18
  Mandy: in my nice comfy house with my babies.
• 1:33:20
  Chris: Tell you what, Nora,
• 1:33:21
  Chris: let's split it down the middle.
• 1:33:23
  Chris: If you feel your energy level or your interest level
• 1:33:27
  Chris: like seriously waning and you need to bounce,
• 1:33:32
  Chris: you can bounce.
• 1:33:33
  Nora: Here's the thing,
• 1:33:34
  Nora: I'd rather watch the second one though.
• 1:33:37
  Charles: This is true.
• 1:33:38
  Nora: Like I'd rather watch the second with you guys.
• 1:33:40
  Nora: Like that's where,
• 1:33:41
  Nora: that's like what it,
• 1:33:43
  Nora: and like I'm not trying to be a pain in the ass.
• 1:33:44
  Nora: I'm just trying to be a pleasant and fun person
• 1:33:48
  Nora: around you guys when we're actually there
• 1:33:52
  Nora: because I know that this is gonna take a lot out of me.
• 1:33:55
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:33:56
  Charles: well then how about this?
• 1:33:57
  Charles: How about this?
• 1:33:59
  Charles: How about we put together a more specific schedule and you can show up late and you can watch the first part on your own terms?
• 1:34:07
  Nora: I will happily do that.
• 1:34:08
  Charles: Would that be a good...
• 1:34:10
  Nora: Happy.
• 1:34:11
  Nora: I will happily do that.
• 1:34:12
  Chris: Okay, so...
• 1:34:12
  Nora: I just can really only watch one movie at a time. That's really a maximum for me.
• 1:34:16
  Chris: You know what? I would not want you to do something that would make you uncomfortable.
• 1:34:20
  Nora: Because like it really like my gut reaction was like I can't watch two movies in a row
• 1:34:26
  Nora: Even if it is with people that I love but I will happily join halfway through does everybody feel
• 1:34:33
  Chris: I'm okay with that
• 1:34:35
  Charles: Hey Mandy,
• 1:34:37
  Mandy: look do I get my time back for being in that car?
• 1:34:41
  Chris: That is that is
• 1:34:43
  Chris: That is diminishing returns.
• 1:34:45
  Chris: What's the what's the thing that that's sunk costs?
• 1:34:48
  Charles: Cost fallacy.
• 1:34:49
  Charles: Cost fallacy.
• 1:34:50
  Charles: Mm-hmm.
• 1:34:50
  Chris: Those costs are going on.
• 1:34:51
  Nora: I really do appreciate,
• 1:34:52
  Nora: like I want to watch them with you guys.
• 1:34:54
  Charles: Oh no you don't.
• 1:34:55
  Mandy: Lynn feels like this conversation could've been an email.
• 1:34:58
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:34:59
  Nora: I tried to start it last week.
• 1:35:00
  Chris: Emails don't make good television.
• 1:35:03
  Chris: But arguing does.
• 1:35:04
  Mandy: I feel like Lynn's saying that this doesn't either.
• 1:35:07
  Mandy: Well.
• 1:35:08
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:35:11
  Chris: Anyway folks,
• 1:35:13
  Chris: this has been our birthday episode.
• 1:35:14
  Chris: Thank you so much for joining us.
• 1:35:16
  Chris: We had a great time.
• 1:35:17
  Chris: We hope you did,
• 1:35:19
  Chris: too.
• 1:35:20
  Chris: We do this every week,
• 1:35:21
  Chris: except for the weeks that we don't.
• 1:35:23
  Chris: Charles?
• 1:35:25
  Charles: That's very true.
• 1:35:27
  Charles: We did, OK,
• 1:35:28
  Charles: 40 episodes in a year.
• 1:35:30
  Nora: That's pretty damn good.
• 1:35:31
  Charles: That's a pretty good,
• 1:35:33
  Charles: like, on rather than off.
• 1:35:36
  Chris: Absolutely.
• 1:35:36
  Charles: We're on more than we're not.
• 1:35:38
  Nora: True.
• 1:35:39
  Charles: And we're going to do better this year.
• 1:35:41
  Charles: This year, we're going to hit 45.
• 1:35:45
  Nora: I think that's a reasonable expectation to set.
• 1:35:47
  Charles: I would say 50,
• 1:35:49
  Charles: but there's 52 weeks in a year.
• 1:35:51
  Nora: Knowing us,
• 1:35:52
  Nora: that's not going to happen.
• 1:35:53
  Charles: That's not going to happen.
• 1:35:55
  Charles: However.
• 1:35:56
  Nora: 45 might be doable.
• 1:35:58
  Charles: All right, y'all.
• 1:35:59
  Charles: Love you.
• 1:36:00
  Charles: Happy birthday.
• 1:36:00
  Charles: Happy birthday.
• 1:36:01
  Chris: Happy birthday.
• 1:36:02
  Chris: Thanks for joining us.
• 1:36:03
  Chris: We'll see you next week.
• 1:36:05
  Charles: Bye.
• 1:36:10
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