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FREAK | Son of a Boy Dad #178 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 8: I feel like it's been a while, it's been a
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  Speaker 8: whole but I'm happy is hell to be here.
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  Speaker 5: I know we have so much to fucking talk about.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, what's going on there?
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  Speaker 3: Pal? We saw you the hockey game? Ark.
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  Speaker 1: I know you guys.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 1: I get a drink named after me, A big deal
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  Speaker 1: Pink Whitney. That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 8: See it fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
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  Speaker 8: Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 1: Chris Brown and Usher being gay?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is that who it was? I thought I
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  Speaker 3: was reading that it was Meek Mills.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of it's a whole gal, it's fake.
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  Speaker 5: The Meek Mill stuff is is now he's tweeting through it.
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  Speaker 8: That's like classic, like the I don't think there's anything
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  Speaker 8: wrong with Meek Bill being gay?
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  Speaker 3: Oh I do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I mean. I think there's I'm saying it's wrong.
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  Speaker 8: Well, it's p Diddy and Meek Mill were fucking pretty hard. Apparently,
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  Speaker 8: No Mill is saying that, he which, I know that's
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  Speaker 8: feel weird for you because they're like twos or two
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  Speaker 8: of your idols.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're my two closest friends.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're coming after our dark They're coming after the
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  Speaker 1: dark Skinned Brothers.
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  Speaker 8: Where they hang in the flag at half masks and
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  Speaker 8: in Philly.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this just happened. I haven't even touched soil
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  Speaker 1: in Philly, but they have to be fur. They didn't
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  Speaker 1: send you out on the ground playing fucking uh dreams
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  Speaker 1: and nightmares on the trumpet.
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  Speaker 3: Who else could it be?
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  Speaker 5: I mean they said it's a Philly rapper that dated
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  Speaker 5: Nicki Minaj. It could be.
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  Speaker 1: Safari from about Wallow and Gilly.
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  Speaker 5: Don't even start. Don't put smut on their names.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I don't want to put anything on any of
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  Speaker 3: these guys' names.
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  Speaker 1: Specifically, Dude, Meek Mill didn't do it, and he's he's
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  Speaker 1: just saying that because he said he didn't do it exactly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but the court documents are saying he did do. Why
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  Speaker 1: the funk would he be tweeting up a storm every
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  Speaker 1: two seconds being like I didn't do this like, fuck
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  Speaker 1: academics for saying I did this.
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  Speaker 5: This is weird as fucking academics.
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  Speaker 8: That yes, Why isn't it even taking it seriously then?
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  Speaker 5: Because it's the fucking white corporate media.
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  Speaker 8: That guy's a fucking buffoon.
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  Speaker 5: It's fucking academics, KFC.
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  Speaker 1: They're fucking they're they're running a takedown on my BOYFC
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  Speaker 1: eve been getting involved in it.
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  Speaker 5: I think he might have. Did he do a story
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  Speaker 5: about it? I think he did. I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: Definitely he had to.
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  Speaker 1: He had it's right up his alley. Yeah, he had
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  Speaker 1: to rejoice it. He probably got the fucking alert on
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  Speaker 1: his Apple watch the street. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's driving with his knees so his.
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  Speaker 8: Kids are in the back of the car ear muffs. Guys, Dad,
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  Speaker 8: he's got to do work.
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  Speaker 3: What's up, boy, KFC. Big news coming out of the
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  Speaker 3: world hip hop today, And for y'all who don't follow.
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  Speaker 1: It, it was meek Or, it was Chris Brown Usher
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  Speaker 1: and hold up, wait a minute, y'all thought I was
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  Speaker 1: finished Meek Mill.
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  Speaker 5: That's heartbreaking news for Philadelphia hands.
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  Speaker 1: A little UZI vert who is intentionally gay presenting like
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  Speaker 1: little USI verta Philly guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what and I know, super Philly guy.
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  Speaker 1: We have to listen to ot seven kwany he's our
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  Speaker 1: he's our new guy. Just tough times, tough times for
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  Speaker 1: the community.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, it depends on how you look at it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Fuck, I think it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 5: That what that man boy love? Yeah. I just started
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  Speaker 5: watching the series Rome on the HBO series. Do you
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  Speaker 5: ever watch it? Well?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm yeah, I think so, isn't it? It's just
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  Speaker 3: all fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yes and is Caesar has a seizure and he's
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  Speaker 1: in like a closet with his nephew. They're trying to
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  Speaker 1: not let all of Rome know that he has a seizure.
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  Speaker 1: And his nephew's mom comes in and she's like, what
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  Speaker 1: did I hear about.
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  Speaker 5: You being in the in the.
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  Speaker 1: Closet with your your uncle Caesar?
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  Speaker 5: Like were you like coming on to him?
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  Speaker 1: Like what a what a smart political decision about Like
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  Speaker 1: he would favor a soft young boy like you. So
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  Speaker 1: maybe maybe Diddy's just taking us back to the times
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  Speaker 1: of the great emperors in Rome.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if there were a figure who could figure
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  Speaker 3: normalize let's say gay relations for the sake of power
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  Speaker 3: and dominance, I would say Diddy would be the guy
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  Speaker 3: Diddy could, he could break, he could make it cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he might be a little late on it, like
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  Speaker 1: if he if Diddy did this in ninety eight, the whole.
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  Speaker 5: World would be gay by now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like the defense for this though.
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  Speaker 8: When it's like a cool when it's a cool black rapper,
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  Speaker 8: it's just like that. No, I'm into freak shit. That's
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  Speaker 8: their thing. It's not like they're gay, They're just like
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  Speaker 8: I'm a freak I'm a freak ball. Yeah, like, I'll
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  Speaker 8: fuck a dude if I have to.
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  Speaker 1: Who are who are some of the top people in
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  Speaker 1: the culture right now that could make Aaron Hernandez Fucking
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  Speaker 1: little boys cool?
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  Speaker 8: Little boys is a tough one.
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  Speaker 5: No, okay, maybe not little boys.
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  Speaker 8: Then I thought it was just boys, young men young
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  Speaker 8: I could do young man. I could not myself do
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  Speaker 8: young men, but I could get behind fucking young Viva.
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  Speaker 1: Les to a clip that he said he could do
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  Speaker 1: young men. So so yeah, you uh, young men?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, who could make it cool? Trump?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that there's a legion of people that
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  Speaker 1: follow him off the cliff right now.
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  Speaker 8: If he Yeah, if Trump's ared fucking dudes, people wouldn't care.
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  Speaker 8: And he Trump's the one that said he said if
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  Speaker 8: he shot someone in the head in Times Square, he
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  Speaker 8: wouldn't lose a single voter exactly. So I think that
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  Speaker 8: does that apply to fucking a dude or is that worse?
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  Speaker 8: I think that's worse for him.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, but some people do you think he
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  Speaker 5: would lose?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it'd be like in Austin
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  Speaker 3: Powers when he starts dancing in the fembot's head start exploding. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like if he the tape was released, or
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  Speaker 3: Trump fucking a young man, a lot of his, you know,
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  Speaker 3: very conservative advocates who probably many of whom do not
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  Speaker 3: like gay stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that within like thirteen minutes, Clay Travis
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  Speaker 1: would have a sex tape.
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  Speaker 5: Of his own.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. He'd be like, yeah that's sectually Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: All the Republican politicians would be dropping their own tapes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like Matt Gates would be like, I actually have
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  Speaker 1: always done this, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: But the Trump's making it acceptable finally.
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  Speaker 1: That would really throw people.
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  Speaker 3: That would really fuck up that.
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  Speaker 1: That would actually.
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  Speaker 3: Marjorie Taylor Green be like, I've had a dick all o.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Trump coming out as gay would like eat honestly,
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  Speaker 8: he might like destroy the world would be.
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  Speaker 5: To react.
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  Speaker 8: Like that would fuck up so much stuff like the
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  Speaker 8: stock market would plummet.
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  Speaker 1: The c I A would need to intervene if he
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  Speaker 1: came out as gay, they need to.
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  Speaker 8: They would come out and be like he was hacked.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know where his mouth was.
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  Speaker 3: Stock market tends to like political turbulence. Really, yeah, it's weird.
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  Speaker 3: There's some reason for it. Surprising uncertainty, like mixed up,
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  Speaker 3: you know, election surprises, things like that, when power changes hands,
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  Speaker 3: it benefits.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know who else can make gay cool, anybody else.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're saying Obama's you know, yeah, can't you need
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  Speaker 3: to cross? You need to reach your hand over the aisle.
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  Speaker 1: Rogan Rogan could be if he Rogan was gay, that
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  Speaker 1: would take things up. Putin, Yeah, Tucker cross and would
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  Speaker 1: be like he's actually a fucking legend.
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  Speaker 5: You don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: Now now I really think it's Trump.
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  Speaker 8: I think Trump would be the it would you be
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  Speaker 8: the only one that would actually have impact on the world.
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  Speaker 3: Putin's popularity in Russia is like n is it really
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  Speaker 3: and it is a very anti gay country. So if
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  Speaker 3: all of a sudden he switched policy on that.
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  Speaker 5: It would leave everyone in a bind.
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  Speaker 3: It would be interesting to see.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, who else, I mean they try to throw smut
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  Speaker 1: on Drake. They tried to throw smut on Drake for years.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it wouldn't say Drake's a freak. People say Asap
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  Speaker 8: Rocky is a freak. Really, that's what that's is that
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  Speaker 8: what you call gay dudes. They're black gay guys.
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  Speaker 5: They're just freaking. A freak would be anything, just a freak.
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  Speaker 8: People say Asap Rocky is a freak. They do ghost
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  Speaker 8: put smoke what is his name? Ghosts, ghost face killer,
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  Speaker 8: smoke does it?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 8: Smoke smoke purp? No, No, No, it's like a combination
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  Speaker 8: of ghost face killer and smoke Purp. What's his name?
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  Speaker 8: He has the old tweet where he's like he's like,
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  Speaker 8: I'm at a party. No, it was like an old
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  Speaker 8: like Twitter rapper dude, and he's like, I was at
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  Speaker 8: a party and next thing I know, I turned my head.
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  Speaker 8: It's Asap Rocky naked in the hot tub next to me.
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  Speaker 5: Sounds like a real freak bowl.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's that story about him mixing two soups
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  Speaker 1: ordering a lentil soup and a lobster bisk and mixing
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  Speaker 1: them spoon by spoon into the same bowl.
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  Speaker 8: Space goes purp. He said, I'm tired of holding my tongue.
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  Speaker 8: Back in twenty eleven, I was invited to this party
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  Speaker 8: in New York by Asap Rocky. I was pulling up
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  Speaker 8: with my girl and shit, and I was on the
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  Speaker 8: phone like, yo, Bra, where you at?
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  Speaker 3: I don't see you?
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  Speaker 8: And he was like, yo, look down, I'm right here.
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  Speaker 8: Next thing, you know, he into pool rubbing a man's ass.
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  Speaker 8: And then there's a photo of Asap Rocky in a
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  Speaker 8: pool with all these dudes.
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  Speaker 1: But it's probably not.
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  Speaker 8: Even it doesn't even look like Asap Rocky.
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  Speaker 1: I mean there's also a boys will be boys element
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  Speaker 1: to Yes, Yeah, where it's like you're just i mean,
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  Speaker 1: snapping ass in the locker room, like if you're just
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  Speaker 1: if you just could be photographed naked with some other men.
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  Speaker 5: Then one of the NFL is gay, which.
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  Speaker 8: Well I think they say that a lot of guys
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  Speaker 8: in the NFL are gay. It's just hidden, That's what
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  Speaker 8: Aaron hernandez.
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  Speaker 1: But enough about Will Compton and his gay ass. How
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  Speaker 1: was the combine?
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  Speaker 3: It was good.
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  Speaker 8: Looked fun.
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  Speaker 5: Really, that sounded very lukewarm.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was, Uh, there was some silliness to it.
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  Speaker 3: There was some silliness skulludgery. Yeah. So on the thirty
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  Speaker 3: five yard dash timing thing, you had Megan making money
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  Speaker 3: and Spider and you had to choose one of them
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  Speaker 3: to tell you the time that they got for you.
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  Speaker 3: And Spider was punishing me for past stuff where I
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  Speaker 3: tackled him once and he added Megan's time was six
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  Speaker 3: tenths of the second faster than Spiders. But I chose
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  Speaker 3: Spider stupidly, so my time was very slow. Like big
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  Speaker 3: Cat beat me, Tommy Smokes beat me, Tommy Smokes. People
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  Speaker 3: who can barely run. They look like they just got
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  Speaker 3: out of a wheelchair.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, those people running.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm so happy I didn't do that.
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  Speaker 8: It was a setup, for sure, such a setup seeing
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  Speaker 8: yourself run as one of the most humbling things imaginable.
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  Speaker 3: But then you know, I did make it to the
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  Speaker 3: finals and then it was a quiz about barstool and
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to win that.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean, dude?
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  Speaker 8: You were like the second place. No, I would watched
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  Speaker 8: like top three. It was fourth and it was out
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  Speaker 8: of like thirty people in the competition.
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  Speaker 3: More than Yeah, but I was always going to make
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  Speaker 3: the final.
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  Speaker 1: But didn't you get out on like a repeat too?
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  Speaker 3: They didn't give me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about now and again.
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  Speaker 3: They get extremely real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one
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  Speaker 3: I guess.
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  Speaker 1: I watched that was showering and I had it in
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  Speaker 1: the shower on You're a freak Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: Street.
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  Speaker 8: It was freaking me. I was watching the streets. No,
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  Speaker 8: it came up on my Twitter and.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, in your shower, So you brought
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  Speaker 1: it into the shower with you, dude.
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  Speaker 5: I do that all the time.
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  Speaker 8: I've watched the beginning, I've watched NFL games in the shower.
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  Speaker 8: I just put it right up on the window.
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  Speaker 3: Who's calling the NFL game?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't calling the NFL gay.
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  Speaker 5: You're a freak.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a freak. Yeah, And you did just say most
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  Speaker 1: of a lot of people say most of the NFL
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  Speaker 1: is gay.
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  Speaker 5: They do, so you are calling.
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  Speaker 8: I think there's a statistic it's like ninety percent of
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  Speaker 8: the players or freakbal one, every third one and every
• 15:39
  Speaker 8: three players in the NFL are freaks. Certified freaks.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Seven days a week, but uh, it was it was
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: an interesting setup.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: I mean it is.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: There is a joy to be the average person and
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: watch like a Tommy or a Clamor fail at a
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: bench press or something like that.
• 15:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Clamor's bench press was worrisome.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I was like, I fall down?
• 16:03
  Speaker 8: Can you get up?
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: That was like it was like that level of strength.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like if a guy you want to
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: hire an at.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Home nurse for he needs a life alert.
• 16:14
  Speaker 8: It was literally like he's one of those cords next
• 16:17
  Speaker 8: to the toilet, the red rope.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: We need to help. I've fallen in. I can't get up.
• 16:24
  Speaker 8: Was laying down on his stomach like I don't know
• 16:26
  Speaker 8: if he can get up, Like he might have to
• 16:29
  Speaker 8: sleep on his back at all times.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Luckily, his body weight is so low that like a
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: strong breeze will just lift him. If he's like stuck
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: on the on his face for too long, he just
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: has to have someone to crack a window and it'll
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: flip over.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'll tell you, Clamor is a soldier. I love
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: that guy.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: He's like a child soldier.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: He's yeah. He So we all went out to dinner
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Monday night, and you know Will Compton and I were
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: kind of putting it together and then a bunch of
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: people joined up. And I only say that to say
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: we chose a nice restaurant. Will and I were talking
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: about ordering some wine. No it was a Mediterranean place,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: but it was it was nice. And then you know
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: a bunch of people came and uh.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: You weren't happy with the guest list.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: It's not that I wasn't happy with the guest list.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: This is what was complicated. Any freaks I thought we
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: might we might be. I didn't know if we were
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: gonna expense that. If it had just been me, Will
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: and like a couple others, we wouldn't have expensed it.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: But then like nine or ten people came and we
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: had I had chosen a restaurant where I felt weird
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: being like, yeah, we're all gonna split this evenly, because
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't know if some of these people that.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Had come could afford the Bronzini dingo would have want.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: And I ordered for the table because we had so
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: many people, and it was like a tap us place
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: where she said order two to three things per person,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: and I was like, maybe I should just run the
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: ship because that's a situation like that, and everyone was
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: really happy with the order. But I did worry, like, Okay,
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: now this is a big bill and one that how
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: big was it. It's like, for nine of us it
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: was like fourteen hundred. Whoa holy shit with tip it
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: was fourteen hundred.
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: That's not surprising at all.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: But but like you know, Sticky Smokes ordered a round
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: of vodka shots. I mentioned that on the yak Yes,
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: and now I feel weird. I'm worried about expensing this.
• 18:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know you're gonna eat it? Can I
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: suspect Will and I are going to split it?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: What is that something you can even expense?
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Bingo big?
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: I don't think you can expense that, That's what I'm saying.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if it had been you know, four of us,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: and we'd had like one or two a cocktail each,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: we probably could have not to mention that there were, uh,
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: you know, a couple of people that came from the
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Chicago office, whereas the rest of the group had it
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: only been the people that were in from out of town.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: We all have a per diem that we are allowed
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: to use towards meals, but because we cross the streams,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: which I'm so happy about I want to mix it
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: up with those guys. Then I again, I'm like, well,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: now I really don't think we can't.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Expense but then make them pay for their own meal.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I can't ask just those guys to.
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: Pay, you can?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I think you can absolutely it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: Just Billy Case, send me a hundred bucks and also.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Or like subsidize it to a point, be like, hey,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I'm getting fucked out of this out of a fourteen
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars bill, everybody send me seventy bucks.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: I'll expense the other half of it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I feel like at this point, everyone was so jazzed
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: up how good the dinner was, and they were like, wow,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: great dinner. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: try to expense this because this is colossal, and try
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: if I'm like, hey, bad news. Everybody please venmo me
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: fucking h you know, one hundred bucks each or whatever
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: everyone's that's it just leaves a sour taste in your mouth.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what else it leaves a sour taste is
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: is you incurring the full four teen hundred dollars meal.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: That's a large bill to be like, yeah, I'm not
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: thrilled at all. I would all of this is uncomfortable.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: All this is uncomfortable, I think to Nicky smokes his defense,
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I suspect that when he ordered those shots, he might
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: not necessarily have been thinking we were going to expense it,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: because he probably I would think he probably wouldn't have
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: done that if he'd known that this was gonna be
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: something we were going to try to expense.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think that there's anybody that would like balk
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: it giving you one hundred bucks for going out to
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: dinner for.
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: A night, now, neither do I. I also think you
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: said it was a lot. It was for It was
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: less than forty eight hours ago that you did that,
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: So you could literally text them right now and say, hey,
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: can everyone venmo me? And then everyone will venmo you
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: and no one will care.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Hmm, or just expense it. I mean, this is a
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: sponsor thing. You had to go into Chicago for this purpose.
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: Yep, you had to drop a band, dude, I'm out
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: of your hands.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: You didn't have a choice, universal bro, You fucking had to.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: But I think that, uh oh.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: That's what smells nice These smoke tobacco candles.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Very nice? It does it? Does it smell like a
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: cigarette or like a cigar.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. It smells like a store
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: where you buy men's clothing.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice, but I don't I don't think you
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: should have to worry about Uh.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: You good, bro?
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I didn't touch it, are you good?
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Although I do like that game, someone stole your You're
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: out of your fucking mind, you paranoid bastard.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Let me get a whack of that.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Though. It's probably it's probably in your couch there, it's
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: probably in the couch.
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: I just checked the couch.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: What was I gonna say?
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, you got fucked on this meal?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: No, no, give me my smokes. I'm not I'm not complaining.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I'm just uh, I'm a little nervous about it, that's all.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Who was a sponsor?
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Body Armor was the sponsor. Shout out body Armour?
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, shout out body armor, body armor.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: And there was another PHR I think there was another,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: wasn't there like a protein company or there also was
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: a YEP.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: If they could.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Afford to fly thirty people out, that was a big
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: spend by them. They're not blinking an eye at a
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: line item of fourteen hundred dollars. Even if you get
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: fifty bucks from everybody. They're really not blinking an eye.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: They're fucking staring dead at a line item of what,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: you know, eight hundred dollars or something like that.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to have an
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: honest conversation with the person that does the expense stuff.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: We gi huh, I wouldn't do that.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, I have a good relationship with them.
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: Wasn't Taylor Luwan?
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: There?
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: No, no Will? Was there another thought?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I saw Taylor there?
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was gonna say, you should an honest conversation
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: with him and say, hey, pay this bill.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Well, I think he would. He and I would eat
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: it together, and we offered to do that.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: He's like Taylor worth like eighty million dollars.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Taylor is worth a lot. Yeah, Will had they showed
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: their different salaries.
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Will's is significantly less. Yeah, by almost.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: All Taylor in a year where he made seventeen or
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: eighteen million.
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's awesome.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: How it's all public. Yeah, that's google it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: You can just google how much?
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Google how much? Pat bet Yeah? Well may not have though.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: So if there's one thing about professional athletes, these boys
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: know how to spend.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Taylor is like, and you forget their agent makes
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: what uh tax on top of that?
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's in Tennessee.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: H Taylor played in Tennessee for a lot of the time,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: which is a good tax stage.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: It sure is, it sure is.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: We should move this fucking she's.
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: Crazy that Alex Cooper got a sixty million dollar She
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: was getting paid more than most athletes twenty a year.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: No, jay Z says about that?
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: What does he say?
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: He says, Uh, freaks hate when you get athletes.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: You were talking about Chris Brown.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know true free freaks. Yeah, a true free
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: a freak slur.
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: So, who has my smokes? Let's get down to that,
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: because I know someone. I mean, it doesn't just disappear
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: in my hands.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, this is all on camera.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: We let you go over the tape afterwards and realize
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: that you got my smoke.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I really don't.
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: I know you don't because I was looking at you
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: and that's why I think that he has them.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Why don't you strip search me, freak?
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: I don't want to strip search you, bro. I'm not
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: a real I do like.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: The game of taking your smokes, though.
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: I don't like that game.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: We haven't done it a long time, and so you
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: bringing all of this up and making such a meal
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: It makes me, It makes it.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Reminds me that we need to bring it back.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because it is.
• 24:45
  Speaker 10: It's something that we ever did before, not even cracks
• 24:49
  Speaker 10: in these Yeah, you're someone took.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: No one took your smokes, you fucking freak.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: You paranoid Freaker's one thing worse than a regular freak
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: is a paranoid free I'm gonna tell DJ academics about
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: your paranoid ass.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: What you see it down there? What else do you
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: see down there?
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: You really, I'll do it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: I don't need you to do that.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: I'm tired why he's tired of you whining about it?
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: You see, I'm telling you.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Are you with me? No?
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: No, I don't.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: It's probably in one of your fucking twenty pockets.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: You freak, You fucking idiot.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Damn it, man, you are you os one? We get
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: to do something that you can't complain about it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: You have to pay for the dinner.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I'll cover your check. I'll cover the dinner.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: You have to pay for at least a portion of
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: the dinner.
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: I'll give you fifteen hundred dollars for that. I don't
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: know how much with the vodka shots thing. That's like,
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: I don't know, and I have a picture. Well, I
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: buil like that. I'm taking a picture instantly.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I thought about it actually, then brought the receipt home
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: and somewhere along the way I lost his seat.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: But I I, you know, so you should expense two thousands,
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: It's not.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: It came out to like, I don't know, one hundred
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: and forty bucks a person something like that in shots. Oh,
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. And again I have
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: to say, in Nicki Smoke's defense, there's an outside chance
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: that he slipped the waitress a credit card and said
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: put those shots separate to the bill. But I don't
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: remember that happening.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: How was the were you preoccupied with?
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Cause? In his blog that he wrote because I joked
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: about it on the yak In his blog, he said,
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I like buying around of shots for the boys, he
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: said buying, So maybe he did pay for them.
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: I don't know, no no way.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Hell if sas knows NICKI smokes, which he doesn't at all,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I know him, like.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: But you've met him, but you don't know his like tendency.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: You can meet someone and have an idea pretty quick
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: after the kind of person that's going to draw four
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: hundred dollars shot.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: This is the restaurant brought them out in water glasses.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: They were like, we never had to do this. Nobody's
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: ever asked in between the hummus and the fucking smoked
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: eggplant for a round of vodka shots.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: That's amazing.
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: Shots are pretty nasty too.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: It's just tasteless.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I guess, like they don't taste good or it's like
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: a tasteless thing to do.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: I was saying the prior this is. It's it's a
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: you're drinking that for this express purpose of getting drunk.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Getting drunk it's medicine.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's sometimes it's like, okay, we're gonna
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: kickstart a good time.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: But was it a Monday night dinner?
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Sunday night, Monday night.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not the do you guys get banged up?
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: No? I mean I didn't have I didn't have one
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: of the shots. I was ordering the dinner. I think
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: when they did it, I said, who wants one? So
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: I missed it, although I would have sat out. Yeah,
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not a big vodka shot. Guy, if I'm going
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: to drink vodka, it has to be at that red
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: door place in Denver with coming from an iced craft.
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: And we've talked about that every episode since we went.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to point out the inconsistency of saying
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: how much I enjoyed drinking the vodka then and kind
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: of make sure that was reconciled with my new stance,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: which is to say I don't like taking shots of vibe.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense, especially not at dinner. It's
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: a palette. I mean maybe before or after the meal
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: or something like that, you know, and if it's like
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: going to be a long night of drinking, it's like, okay,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: let's kick start this.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: You're at a bachelor party some shit like.
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: Well, that sounds awful now that I think. It's like
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: gating a shot of vodka in between appetizers and the
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: main meal. Yeah, that's just like a let's fuck our
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: stomachs up for the big meal. Let's all get stomach
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: aches before they swimming into.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Our stomachs with some poison.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's pollute our colons. H Well, what was the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: nature of the conversation at the dinner?
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Did it flow well?
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: That was funny too.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: On one end, you had me Will and Dana Beers
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Marty to my left, and we started talking about sperm.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Of course, because I had gotten my sperm results back.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: I got my sperm tested. Did we talk about this?
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, you didn't get them back. He had sent
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: them out, like.
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: Oh, he got him back. He sent the he got well,
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: he sent out the results and then they came back
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: and said that they couldn't use it.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: So I did it again and I got the results
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: this time solid. Okay, hmm, not great. I'm pretty disappointed. Really,
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I've done wrong something. It's probably
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: all those years I spent getting kicked in the nuts
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: by the dominatrix.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: I like, yah, who's great, who's a great.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Woman, standing with my legs apart and saying punt away, yeah,
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: go for hang time. I remember you.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Talking about that as a hobby of yours and I
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: didn't understand it then, and I underst made it less now.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: That was like a subplot in the center.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, it was that.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: I was like, what is this show?
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: This show is so bad.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I made her wear DC skate shoes because they have
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: a padded tongue.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: It would literally be like.
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: It would be like all this detective ship and then
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: the last scene of the episode would just be the
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: dude like yeah, and they're standing on his fucking fingernails
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: and I.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Was like, oh, glad we threw that in.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was. It didn't. It didn't layer
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: the character the way that I think they wanted.
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: But they do that in so many detective shows. In
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: Fucking the Looming Tower, the show about the FBI and
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: the true.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: That was true what he had three families?
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but they never it was. It didn't they never
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: even resolved it.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: It was literally I know, but the oh my god, the.
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: Towers are about to go down, and then it would
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: just be like a cutaway seemed to him be like
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: going to his.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Other wife's house.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Why matter.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: The point in the book was that he was not
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: nobody listened to him. Yeah, and he was one of
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: the guys that might have been able to say, hey, hey,
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: I think Osama bin Lauden is a threat. We need
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: to be on the watch for al Qaeda. Because he
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: was on the case and was sort of putting up
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: the alarms if I remember, And all of this was
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: to say that it was known that he was a philanderer,
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: and he misplaced a briefcase that held confidential documents. So
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: he was a somewhat disgraced person whose word was not
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: worth that much, and that was part of the reason
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: why they didn't listen.
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: Okay, that makes more sense. Illustrate that well on the show.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: I read the book. It's a great book. Lawrence Wright
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: amazing author, has written a lot of amazing books, both
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: on the Middle East and various other things. I highly
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: recommend everything he's written.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Can we circle back to getting kicked in the nuts?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's only for guys with really tight
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: ball sacks or do you think guys with a long
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: ball sack experience it in the same way? Or is
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: it more painful for long bald guys like.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Sat So Sass and I both suffer from ground proximity
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: with our text testicles, and I would say that to
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: get punted in the nuts, when you have the droop
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: of your balls, you're gonna get You're gonna get the
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: two pronged contact where not only does the shoe hit
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: your balls, but then your balls hit your pelvis exactly,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: which adds that kind of boom ping pong.
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: But also I think that there's a good chance with
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: my balls that you'd go to kick the balls and
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: one of the balls would just you'd miss completely.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Oh they're really far apart.
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: It would be down by like my lower thigh, and
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: then the other one would be up here.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: And there they would be dangling like the clickety clackety
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: toys on a psychiatrist desk.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, they just wound up like the fucking.
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: Or like a shoes dangling from a telephone pole.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: A little Scarface music video.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so uh man, which which part to circle back to?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Is it the h is it your your nut results
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: or are we going back to the dinner So the
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: four you guys are at the dinner.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Oh well, let's just say quickly, my nut results count
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: was good. Motility not good.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: Define motility. Motility lower IQ listeners is.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: The major important metric of swimmers, which is to say
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: how well they swim. So it's like, are they are
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: they good at getting to the end.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: They lose to a transgender swimmer.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I think my swimmers look like that one African swimmer
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: who qualified for the Olympics because everyone else false started
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: where you can barely not drown. Yeah, but there's no
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: one else in the pool.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: That's actually a perfect analysis.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: That is my sperm. I was in like the thirtieth percentile.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's good.
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: Now, what do you need to actually get the job done.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: You just need one to get the job done.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: I need to motivate them.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: You need like a loan survivor who's just gonna be like,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking get there now.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: I think my sperm have gotten complacent because they're not
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: competing against anyone else. So I really need a man.
• 34:13
  Speaker 10: To nutt in my way that honestly would work, and
• 34:17
  Speaker 10: then send mine up after and have them be like,
• 34:19
  Speaker 10: oh shit, there's another team.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah we're competing. Yeah, fuck guys, yeah ro fast Jesus Christ.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: I thought it was just us million.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: There's another million million.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know what the number was.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: I thought they count, did they do?
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: But uh, they they didn't. I don't think they gave me.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I don't have on my phone, but I guess its.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: Probably pretty tough for them to give you the exact number.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: I wonder but they but by my account was good,
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: that's good. My account was fine. Everything else was average
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: motility was low, and then there was one other thing
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: that was pretty low. And there's a lot of different
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: things that can affect this. One is weed, but I've
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: been off the weed for a while, off the cush. Yeah. Anyway,
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: we were talking about all of this and a lot
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: of guys at the table started checking out. We're not interested.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Why fools, because it's like it's a different phase of life.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: They're not They don't care about their sperm.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this was a long time ago for Chris Klemmer.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Well Klemer was engaged. Will and I were engaged. Uh.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Dana Beers was like, I don't want to talk about
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: this intellectual shit. And I was like, is this intellectual?
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's the word we're talking about.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Come on a mathematical level, I don't know if this
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: is I.
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: Don't want to take brow.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think this is particularly my mind.
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: It's just all this thumba talk is going right over
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: my head. I cannot keep up.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: I went to public school.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: It says two or three cups of coffee a day
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: will help your motility. For real, how much coffee do
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: you drink?
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Just one?
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: What about five hour energy? That do for you.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Oh buddy, that's a nuclear weapon to your fucking sperm count.
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: He's the one slamming five hour energy.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: He had one in the last eight years. I've had one,
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: and it happened to be with SaaS.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: It says fruit, vegetables, lean proteins, and whole grain. Okay,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: that's not.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Really I got that on.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Lock wear, loose.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Cotton, quit smoking, reduce alcohol consumption, keep electronic devices away
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: from your body.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: That's so when you're in that fucking tesla, I'm going
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: to unstrap the tasers.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: That dangling dick you're smuggling duds are fucking rife with
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: a fucking couple phones, iPads, laptop.
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: On the last I just put my phone below my
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: balls when I would drive, because if you just put
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: it in your lap, it'll fly, It'll fly down by
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: your feet. So then I I would tuck it under.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: My ball sack. Jesus Christ, and.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: I realized that's not a good thing to do, so
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: I stopped doing it.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, your we might as well check your
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: MOEU tility.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I know, seriously, your my boys are definitely fast. No,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: your sperm are probably like a dude crawling out of
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: a fucking desert, like just on his belly fasted.
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: Is like the Jews coming out of the tunnels one
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: video and crawling up and they're going right back in.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: They're just hanging in the in the darkness. I'm not
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: coming out the sucking you know.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Oh god, that's gross. Interesting. Yeah, that's that's too bad
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: that the boys weren't.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Aerodyites enough to discuss a fucking spunky load.
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: Well, that's why it's good that you're not in Chicago,
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: because it's a lot of low i Q out there.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: They can't handle those.
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: They can't talk sperm, they can't handle high i Q
• 37:45
  Speaker 8: convos like we can.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: As good as it gets right here we're talking about.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: This is probably what fucking Stephen Hawking was typing about.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: The fucking uh Kevin Kevin Nash. No, that's a wrestler
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: from nw O, who's a dude from Princeton. John Nash
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: was like, Steve Kevin Nash, John Nash, we really are
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: the dumbest people. But I mean, I guess not. That's
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: why I guess. Dana Beer is a New York guy too,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: so he's really weighing us down. I should have left
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: him in Chicago.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I I found the Chicago office and you've both
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: been there. That was my first time. Oh really, Yeah,
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: it was very interesting.
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: You'd been there before.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: I hadn't.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: How'd you like it?
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: I liked it. It was very stimulating, super stimular. I
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: was very tired at the end of the day. I mean,
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: there's there's bright lights. There's lights. That's the biggest difference.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: There's so much light.
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: I remember being like sore.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I can barely walk.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: He did a scouting come, I did the comair No,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I did the golf.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Thing for hours, and I did I played two games
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: of pick up basketball with one of which Billy Football
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: was on my team for both games. And I don't
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: know if I would have been playing more against him
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: if we had been on opposite team. He was my
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: opponent as a teammate.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: He's not that good at basketball. No, No, I remember
• 39:17
  Speaker 8: I played against him in.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: But he's coaching me. Yeah.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, is he athletic? Is Billy actually an athletic person
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: or did someone just lie to him his entire life
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: and say he.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Was born into the football family.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: So yeah, Like he's definitely jacked.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: He's definitely he was putting cleats on to do the run,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: and first of all, it was on astro turf, and secondly,
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: the last ten yards of it were on marble, and
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, bro, you have to run through the line.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: If you continue sprinting wearing cleats on that marble or whatever,
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: you're fucked. Yeah, He's like, I'm going to see.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: His feet are gonna go out from him like a
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: cartoon Like, yeah, yeah, that's tough.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a blast, though it sounds like it was
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: a nice time. It was like hang out with all
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: the guys.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean listen. I was incredibly impressed. You know,
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: I think they've built an office that follows that Google
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: model of why would you ever leave? They wanted at
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: least I remember Google's mentality by putting ball pits and
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: nap pods and scooters and free lunch.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: They Google have cameras in the bathrooms, though I don't
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: know it probably did.
• 40:24
  Speaker 8: Probably.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The idea was, let's create an office that doesn't
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: feel like an office so that people will not want
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: to leave, right, And that was definitely the case there.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I felt like, at the end of the day, you
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: don't think, well, now I have to go to the
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: gym and I do this you're just like, oh shit,
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: let me put on my basketball shoes and play pickup game,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: and then I'll have gotten my workout and I can
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: accomplish pretty much everything I want for my day here
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: at this place.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: The other I mean, and the alternative of leaving the
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: office is getting robbed at gunpoint too.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: So it's like you might as well stay.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: True.
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like why not why leave here?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Ever?
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: Whyever even go outside?
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: There's in an active war zone. There's arm guards at
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: the gates.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: It's strange to be able to have that over any
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: other city, given the state of New York City, and
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: we can be like that place is falling apart. Yeah.
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: The funniest thing is that it's not, no, like Chicago
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: is like a beautiful city.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: It was seventy two degrees while I was there.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck like New York?
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: Like, I mean, the thing is just because you don't
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: really see it in Chicago because you have to go
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: to like the South side of Chicago to see the
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: bad areas. Like that area that they're in is not
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: a bad area, no, But New York.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: It's like we went to the diner on the corner.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: They're like, yeah, we got robbed earlier this week.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: I don't remember that at all.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Or maybe it's the first time I went there, but
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, we'll only do it, or we just
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: started taking credit cards because we got robbed this week, dude.
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: I mean, I get robbed in my apartment on a
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: weekly basis. My packages get stolen, and then I go
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: to the Delhi across the street and there's like fucking
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: cardboard on the windows because some dude just threw a
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: brick through it for no reason. It's like, I think
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: all cities are pretty bad.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Not Milwaukee, not San Diego.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not San Diego.
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna be in San Diego this weekend.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Wow, how about that, dude?
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: You know what's fucked. I was talking to Dan Lamourt
• 42:19
  Speaker 8: last night about he's doing a Don't Tell this weekend
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: and it's in New York City, h And I was like.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Were we booked on that? I was booked on that one,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: but I was like, I'm not gonna be here, so
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: they made me come out. I said, I'll come out to.
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: La Damn, I gotta go to fucking San Diego.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: This is in But you could have done this one.
• 42:36
  Speaker 8: No, I couldn't have.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Well, that because you're away.
• 42:39
  Speaker 8: No, I wasn't. I wasn't booked for that one.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: But they do. You could have said I want to
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: do it in New York and then they said, okay,
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: well then wait till June or something, and then you
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: just waited.
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: You could probably still do that. Oh I'm not gonna
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: be there.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know when the one, the next one
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: in New York is.
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: It's this weekend.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: No I know.
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: But after that, Oh, I don't know. I wasn't under
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: the impression that you got.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: To pick what the fucking don't tell don't work with.
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: Like a ten minute set they film.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Damn, you can't do a ten minute set.
• 43:07
  Speaker 8: No, I can do a ten minute set, and.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: You definitely watt Amy Schumer.
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: True strong ten minutes.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Too, definitely got ten.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're stealing from her at this point,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: you fucking thief, absolute joke, thief. Very funny funny. Well
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: how was uh, how was seeing your idol at SNL, Dude?
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: It was fun, It was a good time. It was
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: I thought it was great.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I loved it.
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: Did you guys watch him, assuming you watched.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, I watched the or I watched the beginning of
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: it and I fell asleep, damn, because I had had
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: a vodka shot with dinner.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: If you know what I mean, classic, you know what
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: What did you have with dinner? Some of your oxy Cottons?
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: No, I'm fresh out. I need to go back to.
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: Mexico now, I know you like to dabble when I'm
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: here in the.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Actually no, I still have some less but uh I
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I need to get to or.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I just had got we we just were.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: I was in Key West.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I was just like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah oxy Cottons.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Whereas they call him in Mexico. Oh he Cottons? That
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: huahaka Yeah, I don't know. I've never seen him never,
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: I've never been spelled.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Oh a x A.
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, I might pop down to Mexico this weekend.
• 44:22
  Speaker 8: Come on, it's like ten minutes away from San Diego.
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: Get out there, bro, you gotta get me some fucking
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: legal Did I go get you some oxy's could you? Yeah?
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Nice?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: They probably sell.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Them right next to the border, without a doubt.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Just get right across.
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: You know where can I get some oxies at?
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Pharmacia, Yeah, pharmacia, Go to a pharmacia. But seriously, how
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: was the how was your your show? Someone actually DM
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: me and said that they saw you at the after
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: party holding a bud light, which I don't care if
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: you did or didn't.
• 44:48
  Speaker 8: No, I didn't drink, but I did have a couple
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: of beers.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: But I didn't drink bud light.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Oh maybe it was who the fuck DM you?
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: That?
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I thought it was like I
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: assumed that it was a ruse. O.
• 44:58
  Speaker 8: No, I had a couple of beers, on alcoholic beers,
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: real beers.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: Yes, I'm serious.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: You know how you know what that shows us? Francis,
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I believe you.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: No, I did.
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: I was like, well, I was kind of like stressing
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: about the whole thing because I went out the night
• 45:17
  Speaker 8: before and I just straight up didn't have fun and
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: I was sober, and I was like, do I haven't
• 45:20
  Speaker 8: really want to go to this thing?
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Where'd you go the night before? What'd you do?
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: I just went to a bar with Guardini and friends,
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: but I didn't drink.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: That night, right, and they just weren't having fun. I
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: was just like tired, like two in the morning.
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: I was just tired. And then people are really annoying
• 45:35
  Speaker 8: when they're drunk and you're sober the worst.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: But you've been going through this for months.
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but this was like to the extreme. Why because
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: they were really drunk.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Who was it? It wasn't anybody.
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: It wasn't anyone you would have known.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: But I'm saying, was it people you knew? Or was
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: it people and they were just annoying?
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: They weren't annoying. It's just like it's it's annoying to
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: be there, Like I'd rather be in bed right now
• 45:58
  Speaker 8: than be doing so then and I was talking to
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: my mother the next day and she was like, I
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: think you're overthinking this entire thing. She was like, you
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: can have a couple of drinks and if you don't
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: like it, don't drink more.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Which I know that's what you guys said.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: But I almost think it's almost like word for word.
• 46:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but you're also not my mother.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I'm it's me and Bow and together we are your mother.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: Not even close.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: It's the same me bo equals same math value of
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: advice as mother.
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: No, but so really I had like three beers maybe,
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: and then I just stopped drinking and I was like,
• 46:30
  Speaker 8: I don't really.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: So you're not an fantastic no.
• 46:33
  Speaker 8: But it was more like I just straight up like
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: I got drunk really fast because I hadn't drank in
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: front of it. Warned you of that, and then I
• 46:39
  Speaker 8: and then yeah, I know, I remember you saying that,
• 46:40
  Speaker 8: So I went really slow. And then I was just like,
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: I don't even really feel like drinking. And then I
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: was like, I guess this is what I'm just gonna
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: do from now on is just not drink, and then
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: if something comes up where I want to drink, I'll
• 46:51
  Speaker 8: have like a beer and then not drink again.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: It's the illness is in town pretty much.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's basically that he didn't want to drink with us.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: No.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, it was pretty much more until Saturday Night Live.
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: No.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I said this to because Bo was saying the same thing.
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: He was like, well, so you wouldn't drink with me
• 47:09
  Speaker 8: when you're in drink with them, and I was like, no,
• 47:11
  Speaker 8: I think the thing is that I'm comfortable.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I'm comfortable enough.
• 47:13
  Speaker 8: Around you guys that I don't have to drink to
• 47:15
  Speaker 8: enjoy myself. Yeah, but I think that awkward positions when
• 47:19
  Speaker 8: I'm with you at in the fucking green room and
• 47:21
  Speaker 8: comedy works and my two best friends.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I think the flip side of that, I'm if I'm
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: using logic correctly, would be you are only drinking with
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: them because you're uncomfortable, And I hope that that is.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: That shouldn't to me be a healthy impetus for you
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: to drink.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: No, but I'm not uncomfortable.
• 47:39
  Speaker 8: It's more when you're at a crowded bar and you're like,
• 47:42
  Speaker 8: this is uncomfortable. I'm a socially uncomfortable person.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Look, I've joked around with you a lot. Yeah, I
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: was very proud of your sobriety. I find this deeply disappointing.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: We just shows that the whole thing was a fucking
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: bullshit fraud ruse.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, give me your chip.
• 48:02
  Speaker 8: I don't have a chip.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Give me your jewel.
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: Absolutely not.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: That's your chip.
• 48:07
  Speaker 8: That's not my chip.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: When can you and I have beers together now for.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: A long time?
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Can we wait? What about drinking for on this show?
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: For content?
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: No?
• 48:16
  Speaker 8: Definitely not.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: What do I have to accomplish in order for you
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: to have a drink with me?
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: I didn't even have a drink with Shane. If that's
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: what you guys think, happened.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: See you when I talked to him for like two seconds?
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Did he see you with a drink in your hand? Now?
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Did you get the credit?
• 48:29
  Speaker 8: No, I don't think even saw me with it. I
• 48:30
  Speaker 8: don't think I was even drinking by the time I
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: saw him.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: By the way, eh, just showing him and cheers.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Not much left in this one might be time for
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: a refill.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Because I drank it all.
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: No, it was honestly like I was. I was drinking,
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: and I was like, I don't even I don't know
• 48:46
  Speaker 8: think I'm even enjoying this at all. I don't think
• 48:48
  Speaker 8: I enjoyed drinking as much as I used to. Yeah,
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: I think that's part of the reason that I stopped
• 48:52
  Speaker 8: in the first place, was that I wasn't enjoying it
• 48:55
  Speaker 8: as much. And I was like, this is just pointless.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Do you understand why my feelings are hurt?
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: Not at all. I don't even know where we're at
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: with I don't know why, I don't know what happened.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: It's just such a strange.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Why would your photo hurts I didn't drink with you, guys. Yeah,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I want to have a fun time with my friend.
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: I don't even think we've hung out since I stopped.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Drinking and I want to hang out with you.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: We hung out, We watched football together and it was
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: totally fine.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Here it is, my birthday is coming up.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have fun.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: The three of us go out to dinner. Are you
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: honoring me with a drink?
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: With one vodka?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: If? If?
• 49:38
  Speaker 8: When is your birthday? It's in a couple of weeks,
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: Maybe y'all have one beer?
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Yes, there you go.
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: Probably not though no one's.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Asking you to binge drink.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: No one. I don't even want you.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: But I know, but I but I instantly go to Benji.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: You just proved to yourself that you don't though you
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: just say.
• 49:51
  Speaker 8: One time is not proving to myself, so let's try again. No,
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: but I'm saying I don't have like I'm I'm probably
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: not gonna drink again for now months.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: God damn it. I can't wait that long for my birthday.
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: Well, because your birthday is not in a couple months.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, if it were like, all right, my birthday's
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: in a couple months, No, most of the day.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: No it's not, it is. What are you talking about?
• 50:15
  Speaker 8: It's in April. I'm thinking like three four months?
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: You just said a couple, which is two and it's
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: April twenty fifth.
• 50:21
  Speaker 8: Everybody knows a couple, all right, Well, maybe I'll have
• 50:23
  Speaker 8: a drink on your birthday.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: Thank you his.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Birthday and not mine because mine's too soon, or because
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: your two are better friends because his yours is too soon.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I believe you anymore.
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: I don't know what you guys want me to say.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I think it's uh, that's just it's fun to watch you,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: uh learn yourself.
• 50:44
  Speaker 8: I suddenly I don't want to do this podcast with
• 50:46
  Speaker 8: you guys anymore.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm going to hit up your mom and see
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: if she'll change your mind about that.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: Honestly, truly, I was just waiting for my mom to
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: be like, you can drink. I was like begging her
• 50:57
  Speaker 8: to just give me some sort of like clarification.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: I do the same thing with my mom, except about
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: spending money.
• 51:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's just like, you just want that.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Can I raise my rent two thousand dollars? She's like,
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: we always believe that living in a nice place was
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: the right way to allocate your fuck.
• 51:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've almost like I trust you'll make the right choice.
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: And I was like, well, that sounds like I shouldn't drink,
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: and she was like, and then she just just like,
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: I think you're overthinking this. And then I was like,
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna drink then for sure. But then it was
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: like and then I d I had one beer and
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: I was like, oh, this sucks. Think this doesn't even
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: taste good, taste bad.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: No, that's honestly what I like kind of hope my
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: response will be when I go back to smoking weed,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: that I'm not going to be.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: Like I need to fucking do this shit five times
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: a day.
• 51:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it made me feel dumb for being so like
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: obsessive over not drinking.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Right well, that you're completely in control of it now.
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: I think the only I'm completely in control of it.
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: But I was just like, oh, I've been really stressing
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: about this.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: It was not a big deal all things considered. I
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: think what has happened to you here is probably the
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: second best outcome, which is that you went back to
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: drinking and really like, first of all, I shouldn't have
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: worked this up to be such a big thing, but secondly,
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: I don't love it that much and I'm not worried
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: that I'm going to tip into you know, crazy blackout territory. No.
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: I wasn't worried about that at all.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Best outcome would have been complete annihilation, fall into drinking
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: round Fran, come hang out. We're drinking right every night.
• 52:22
  Speaker 8: If you guys caught me on Sunday, I probably would
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: have done that. Why because I was like, I felt
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: like shit, but I felt like I was because I
• 52:30
  Speaker 8: was tired, Yeah, which that also pissed me off.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: A long long time. Did you get home like seven?
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, it was annoying getting home at seven am,
• 52:40
  Speaker 8: dead sober, that crazy. It didn't even wasn't like I
• 52:43
  Speaker 8: was just angry. I was like, why did I do?
• 52:45
  Speaker 8: I was like, this was so dumb? Why did I
• 52:46
  Speaker 8: just do?
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: Probably it was a good hang. It wasn't a good hang.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Well, no, it was like the first part.
• 52:49
  Speaker 8: So we went to this like Mexican place and that
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: was cool. That was fun.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Was there other celebrities there? They usually are at the
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: SNL thing? Dude.
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: I I was literally talked to a billion spud like
• 53:02
  Speaker 8: for a long time. And then we were just like
• 53:05
  Speaker 8: standing in this corner and then and then I was like,
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: I don't even I never even saw a chain come
• 53:09
  Speaker 8: in and then and then by like at the end
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: of it, they were like, oh, he's back there, And
• 53:12
  Speaker 8: I went and said, Hi, what.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Were you guys talking about how the Holocaust didn't happen?
• 53:15
  Speaker 8: We were talking about that for a lot. Yeah, it
• 53:17
  Speaker 8: was there. They were cracking me up about it. They
• 53:21
  Speaker 8: were like, they were like, yeah, so I guess we're
• 53:22
  Speaker 8: Holocaust deniers now they were pissed. It was hilarious.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: But I did notice that neither of you guys posted
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: a collage of every picture you ever took.
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: With Yeah, that shit was crazy.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: I thought that was weird and not supportive.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: I know I did it. I didn't do it because
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I thought he wouldn't like it if I did.
• 53:41
  Speaker 8: I didn't do it just because I don't. I thought
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: that was insane. No, I know, that's that was also
• 53:46
  Speaker 8: I don't have I wasn't gonna like dig through old photos,
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: be old, loading up the eye cloud, being like, where's
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: the where's one of us together?
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: I have one blurry picture of us both fucked up
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: out of our minds, and I was like, I post this.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: It is digging so deep connection years ago.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was a that was an interesting move
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: of everybody I know.
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: It was pretty funny.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, why do you think it was funny?
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: I just thought it was funny to like that everyone
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: did that.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Do you think everyone independently thought to do that
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: or there?
• 54:19
  Speaker 8: No, No, it had to have been one person did
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: it first and everyone's like, Okay, well no, I gotta
• 54:23
  Speaker 8: do it right, I got to prove that. I also,
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: I don't eve think it's that. I think they're like
• 54:28
  Speaker 8: like it. It's like people. I think people in the
• 54:30
  Speaker 8: comedy world do what they think is the right move right,
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: like being like Dave Portnoy' is the most honest exactly,
• 54:36
  Speaker 8: like being like showing that you're supportive of stand up
• 54:39
  Speaker 8: or Shane.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I don't know.
• 54:43
  Speaker 8: I thought it was funny though.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but not in an intentional way.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: No, Tires is coming out in May.
• 54:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's actually, so you're gonna be on Netflix.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: I'm on that. Yeah.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: Are you breaking that right now that you're on it?
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 54:58
  Speaker 8: Oh shit, I didn't know that wasn't a public Well
• 55:01
  Speaker 8: I think.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: It's isn't it listed as a credit of yours at
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: like the com at like the Comedy Seller, or.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: Like, uh I will once it comes out.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: I think it really is.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Did they put it on.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I think maybe I'm wrong, but I think it was
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: I think I saw it written Someway. Maybe I'm thinking
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: of Gillian Keys, but I'm almost positive that it was
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Tires specifically. But it's still fucking awesome, And can you
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: tell us at all about it?
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really excited about it. I was not thrilled
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: that when they did the big press release.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: Uh, I was not mentioned right in the still photos.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Uh not even that, because I don't know if I
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: was there for the day that that photographer was on set.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: He was there, probably was because I was there was
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Stop and we had a lot of scenes together, and
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: then they were pictures of Stop. But Uh, no, I
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm excited. Honestly, I'm really pumped.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I actually maybe you were an easter egg, like maybe
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: you were like.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: In the Yeah, yeah, like you were like a late reveal,
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Like if they put you in the.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Uh, it's a cameo Will Ferrell in Wedding Craft.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, exactly.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: If you knew Will Ferrell was coming up, you'd be like,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: when's Will Farrell's part? But then it's the joy of
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: finding Francis Ellis. No, I'm I'm I'm probably.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: This is the thing I'm like most stoked to have
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: been in, you know, away from my barceol career.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: Star studied cast, insanely good cast.
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I saw you showed me that one clip of
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: it and it was so fucking funny.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm stoked.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: What's the show about.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Well, they did a pilot, yeah, years and years ago,
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: which they then sold to Quibbi and then Quibi went
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: to Hell and then it lived in purgatory. I think
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: for years.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: What a blessing that Quibi went to hell. When God
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: closed the door, he opens up a window.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so they bought it back. Learn something all right,
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: proverbs for eighteen uh and so then Yeah, so I'm
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I'm in. I think the second episode and I'm a
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: I have a good role.
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's very fun.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: I'm not like a bit part. I don't think God,
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: I need to not fuck myself on this.
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: But I would be so fucking fun.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: I would kill myself.
• 57:23
  Speaker 8: If we were like sitting down to watch it and.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Don't even say it, don't speak into it.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Flash of you or it's like someone else in your
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: in your role, like someone similarly.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: What's his name?
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Never dumb joke mooke that would be hilarious.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: They just bring Mouke in to reshoot all my scenes
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: because he's from Philly and I'm not.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be amazing, but yeah, that's a fucking
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: sweet Uh. Well, it's just kind of like a nice
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: act of like not to your skill, to your abilities.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: That's hype raise.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: They like they think of roles that are me and
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: then they asked me to play myself as that person.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: But that's one of the powers of having like a
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: good archetype.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: I suppose. So, yeah, I am a guy, I am
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: a very specific guy. Yeah, and I seem to amuse
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: them so exactly. I'm honored. I was pumped about it
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: and I can't wait for that to come out.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Well, we're just giving out dick suckings, I think, uh,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I got to give a little bit of a dick
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: sucking the fucking uh that out of order shit has
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: been so funny and really so well directed recently. I
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: think that, like just the I was telling him earlier,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: but I might as well say it publicly. Just like
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the like stillness and intention that everything is directed with
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: is just like getting really good performances out of like
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: people who are.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: Just not actors. At all. I think it's just like
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: pretty sick.
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's been fun. It's been fun to
• 58:56
  Speaker 8: shoot them too.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about the ones that you haven't been in.
• 58:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, no, I know what you mean. Sure, but
• 59:01
  Speaker 8: they have been good. It's been really fun. Yeah, like
• 59:04
  Speaker 8: even just like the difference in the last like six
• 59:06
  Speaker 8: months of like sho It's like we show up and
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: it's just like instantly just like right down to business and.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: It's the so stylized and uh, just everything is good
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 59:14
  Speaker 8: We always joke about one that we filmed. We filmed
• 59:17
  Speaker 8: this one sketch like it had to have been like
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: a year ago. It's one of the first ones that
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: we tried to film, and it was like kale. It
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: was a disaster and it was unbelievably funny, but like.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Not not how it was supposed to be funny. It
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: was insane.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: We were filming it at Grier's house and people.
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: That funny. Yeah, not how it's supposed to be.
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was so but like just like looking at
• 59:42
  Speaker 8: that to now is so funny.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: It's it's impressive, very impressive.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: I was talking with though, and and you know, I
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: want to get back involved. Uh, and and do some
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: of them, but I'll probably like do the ones that
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: the ones that you're not in. Yeah.
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: So well then we'll also have to talk to SAG
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: obviously and figure out like what the logistics are with
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: your booking rates and stuff.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well the problem for me is that like as
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: soon as I do one sketch, I want to do
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: like a hundred sketches. And I kind of came back
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: into the rits room and was like listening to it all,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: and I was like, do I even do I even
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: like doing sketches? Yeah, you know, like I had, I
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: was like part of like two or three sketches.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, And then I being serious or not.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to do two sketches what you do to
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: drinking ah, which is to say I'll do them, but
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: not when you're there.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 8: Oh I see, I see, I see.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Because I don't want to do sketches with you. I
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: only want to do them with big time comedians.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: That's damn good.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: That's not true at all.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: That's damn good.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Nuanced, so nuanced, nobody got it, you know, it's good parody.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: No, But I think that that's uh spot on because
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Sas is a bad, bad person.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: This is out of control.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm happy for you that you got to you
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: got your your demons, that you fought them back into
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: their locker. Yeah, fucking lock that fucking safe up and
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: hopefully we just throw that ship in the Hudson River
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: and let it sink with the fucking out hopefully. Yeah,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: just beat that ship like Rocky Well.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: I think I think the biggest thing is that I've
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: I've realized that I enjoy being sober, which is good.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Have you ever tried uh, liquor? Yeah? Do you think
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: maybe that's the answer.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 8: Definitely not.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: I think we switched you to liquor, made you like
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: a whiskey man or something.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: Now that I've tried that.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: What about mixed drinks.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 8: Strengths? And then I drink them at the same pace
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: as beer mcgroney.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: You can't drink into groney faster there too. Bitteries are disgusting.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: I think it's an acquired taste, and we.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: Will I'm not trying to acquire any new tastes.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Let's acquire. Let's get you acquired.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: When was the last time your i mean, your taste
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: buds changed every seven years, So when was your last
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: When was your last taste bud change. When was the
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: last time you started eating something new?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 8: Oh that's a good question, No, ship bro, I don't
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: know when the last time. I guess pad tie was
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: probably the newest, the newest food that I've enjoyed.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: When did you not enjoy pad tie before that?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: You just tried it, You really went beyond the pale that.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: Five years ago I had it for the first time,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 8: and now you did it like every week Grease Slot.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's good, It's really good.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: I've been on a big spaghetti and meatball.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: Kick, which is Italian pat tie.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 8: I'm just making it myself.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: It's so easy, Yeah, very straightforward.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: Just some good old fashioned meatballs and some spaghetti, carbone sauce.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Damn Yeah.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: They sell it at my grocery store. It's not a
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: big deal.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: Holy shit, what is it a whole foods? Nope, Trader
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: Joe's no Aldi.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: I can't say. It'll expose my location, arequon? The last
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: thing I need is my location being exposed. It's Emily
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Radakowski Street is Emily.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: If you find Emma, you can find me. You can
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 8: find them, Rotto, You'll know where I'm at.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: I'll be in Houston at this weekend, beautiful city Houston
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: on Friday, New Orleans on Saturday. Oh my god, boy,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: oh boy, am I not selling tickets? Well? Uh, come,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: you will not get COVID.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: You can stretch out.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: They don't get a whole road to yourself.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: You can really stretch out.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: Hey, just be happy you're not doing the fucking five
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 8: hundred seed improv. Every time you talk, you hear your
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 8: voice smack the back of the road.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's gonna be an echo. There's gonna be an echo.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: I could do this acoustic. I could do an unplugd
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: comedy show in New Orleans. It's built for like opera,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: this fucking New Orleans show. And then after the fact,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: my team was like, well it's a tough market. I'm like, then,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: why am I fucking going?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I love to say that.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they go, well this one. No one sells well here,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: and it's a good thing. We did five shows there.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: Then New Orleans is like Louisville. It's such a good city.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Though. Thing. I'm treating myself to the Four Seasons? Are
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: you actually I'm I'm staying at the Four Seasons in
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: on Friday in Houston. If they're not that expensive when
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: you go to like when you're not in like New
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: York and fucking I found a pretty good rate.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, man, I haven't gotten around to that. I've never
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 8: gotten around to the upgrading your hotel.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: I was just at a point where I was like,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be miserable this weekend and not. What's the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: difference between making like two hundred dollars and no, one
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, true, you know, but I've got I'm definitely at
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: the point where I'm I'm flights, I'm getting first class
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: if it's if it's yeah, if it's not insanely expensive.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: It's the Hadonic treadmill. Bro, you are not gonna be
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: able to go backwards once you upgrade.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: That is true.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Once you upgrade your rooms, like you're gonna be Yeah,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: but that have a gold plated toilet.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 8: But I'm not as concerned about the hotel thing because
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: the way that I live already, the hotel, the worst
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: hotel is better than my room.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. If someone were to rent your apartment
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: as an airbnb, they would sue. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, So I don't think I'll ever get to like
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 8: the luxury hotel, like, as long as it has a
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: bed and ac I'm fine.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: You'll get there. But where did guardin? You sleep on
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: my couch?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Did you? Did you? Uh?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: And what about like bathing and stuff like that, you
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: showered up and stuff.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we had to go to uh, we had to
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: go to what was the store called? We had to
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 8: go to a store at him a towel. But yeah,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 8: did he stay there both nights? Yes, but he stayed
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: out later than me on on the night of the party.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: So how to get back in?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 8: I said, I said, well, you heard the buzz of
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: my phone. I made a custom buzz that I would
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: wake up when he buzzed in.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, damn.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: Because I was like, dude, I mean we're sitting there
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: and I'm like, I'm sober. I'm literally just sitting scrolling
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: my phone and I'm like, dude, this is insane. I
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: was like, what, it's light outside.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Why are we here still?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: And They're like, We're going to go to the deli
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: and get bread, and I'm like, I'm going home. Call
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 8: me whenever you get to my apartment. And then he
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: called me like seven hours later, and I was like,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: I'm so happy. I went home.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: But it is a one of one night. They must
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: have had a fucking blast.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure it was. Did you guys you watched
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: the whole show? Yeah?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I watched in truth, I watched his monologue live,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: and then I watched one sketch, and then I watched
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: all the rest of the sketches.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: I mean that first sketch was fucking incredible.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: The Jamaican sketch was super fred Yeah, I loved And
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: I know the Limu Emu one they didn't air.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: That was perfect.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 8: I think that's like people are saying, that's the best
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: one killed me. That was so fucking funny. But he goes,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: you're dirty Limu and they dirtied me up too.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: I thought that was hilarious.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: I wonder why they didn't air that he was.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Going for a gun. He didn't even move. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was. I wonder if they're gonna have more
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: comics host now. I'd like to see Tim Dillon host
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: that show.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, wow, I think that'll be funny.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: That'd be fun.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: If you don't drink, you would have done bad in
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: Key West this weekend.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of drinking well, yeah, what was that fun?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: Like two in the morning.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what was that? There's like a nude bar.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 8: I was like dozing off when I read that, and
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: I was like, surely that's not real, and then I
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 8: fell asleep.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: There's a there's like a bar where it's like the
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: first floor is normal, third second floor is normal, and
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: then the third floor is called the Garden of Eden
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: and it's like a fucking it's like a nudist bar.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so did you go naked?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 8: Oh, okay, so that's what I was hoping, but I
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 8: and then in my head, I was like, I think
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 8: he went nude. No, I think you got in the nakeds.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: No, I wasn't. It's like for fat old guys.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like I think that's all nude places are for.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: Everything.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Nude is for just like the horniest people who are
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna die soon, so I might as well
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: live my fantasy.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: It's for dudes with massive guts exactly bird Like. It's
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 8: like they're fucking Randy from trailer park Boys.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Like their guts are so big that it doesn't even
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: count as nudity, just like a loin cloth. It's like
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: hanging so low, like a pregnant woman, but like yeah,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: but yeah, there was a dude uh yeah, unscrewing his uh.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: His fake leg as he got naked.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 8: That's crazy. Why don't you just keep the leg on
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: because you.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: Gotta go naked? It says God intended. It's a garden
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: of Eden.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Really, that was the reason.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, I assumed it's just like just like getting
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: so if.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 8: He was fully nude with the legs still screwed in,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: there was gonna be a bounce to the call and
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: be like we said, nude means.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Every everything off, buddy, everything. There was a dude in
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: the corner who also reminded me of you because he
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: was like leaned up against the stage where the DJ
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: was hitting a jewel, exactly like you pants off, dick out,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: but he got his shirt all.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: I would do that for sure. I knew that was
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 8: an option. I would definitely do that.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, anything is an option.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: The only option is that you you're not allowed to
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: have like your phone out.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: Dude, seeing people naked is like so jarring and unsettling.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: Unsexy too.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: There was nothing like sexy or attractive about everybody.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: You guys like turn around and high five somebody and
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: I turned around. There's like just two naked girls to
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: like high five, and it was like so off put,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: like it's not like a threatening or like.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: When I did the when I was at when I
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: was at Skankfest and they did the naked roast. I
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 8: walked in for like forty five seconds and then they
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: brought out the first dude and he just had a
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 8: fucking hammer and he's just this skinny dude up on stage,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: just ready to do roast jokes. And I was like,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 8: this is so uncomfortable, Like roast mee said, it's too big,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 8: that's all you got.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I could have fit an even if you try
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: to your best.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 8: But it's funny too because no one makes jokes. They
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 8: don't make jokes about their bodies, so they haven't seen
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 8: anything beforehand. If I had known this guy had a rope, right,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 8: roast jokes and they go up and they just do
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 8: like your dad's in jail for six d UI's And
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: then this dude's just sitting there with his massive penis
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: unveiled for the world to see.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Right, you're ignoring the fucking elephant trunk in the room. Yeah,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: but uh, there there is.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Like an inherent unsexiness, and then like we went back
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: just being like is it some freak shit? Like we
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: went back just to see it on a different night,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: and the bartender from that first night he brought in
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: it like he brought.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: In some like like.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Like girls who are probably like twenty three or like
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: twenty five, and then it got like super weird.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: We're like, let's get the fuck out of here.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 8: Like I feel like that's the only scenario where you
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 8: would actually want to be there.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we were there to be like for like
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: the lols. You were there to laugh, yeah, and just
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: like have fun.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 8: And then when they bring it actually hot people, You're like, wow,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 8: that was weird.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Now this sucks.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the weirdest shit.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Why do they look so comfortable in their bodies? It
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: was like very We're like, all right, let's get the
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: funk out of like this ship was. But Key West
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: is an all time horny town.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's old people, all old.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: People, tons of sex shops, tons of strip clubs, and
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: you're like walking by, they're like, hey, we babysit husbands
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: in here, like trying to get people to come into
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: the strip clubs. Just old ass dudes like slapping their
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: fucking old wives on the ass, be like, hey, let's
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: hurry home, daddy's got to take a shit, and like
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: just gross, fucking weird, old horny ship yea, and everyone's sweaty, sweaty.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 8: I feel like that would be if I was gonna
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 8: go to a place like that, I'd want it to
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 8: be in like Minneapolis in the winter, but somewhere where
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna sweat at all, a nus place or
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 8: a horny place. A horny place was like, no sweat.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: I don't want to be in a fucking horny sweat place.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 8: So are you're a horny and just drippings? That's disgusting, But.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: I think those go hand in hand, the elevated body temperature,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: the mortality of the of the sperm.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess you're moving quicker.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: It was a sweet town. It kind of reminded me
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: of New Orleans. Honestly.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: There's some very viby spots that are just like outdoors.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 8: You feeling, what club are you doing in New Orleans?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: Howland Wolf, I've heard about that.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: It's not on burd you said pillbox, it's a killbox.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: Killbox.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, ceilings are so three hundred.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: And fifty seater. No need data second show. We're gonna
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: do the one, so if you don't get there, I
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: will not be back.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 10: Did you guys see the video of all like tickets
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 10: at Francissels dot.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Com of the sorority girls in New Orleans doing like
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: the fucking uh like dancing in like a gas station
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: parking lot to some New Orleans ass style music.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: No, oh, think I saw that. Let's not talk about it,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: then fuck it? Fuck it. That video of the dude let.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 8: Himself on fire?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, crazy crack.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 8: Some jokes I had some, did you No?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: I did?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: What were they?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 8: I tried to do one on stage.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Last identify its? Yeah, people do not like someone joke.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 8: Not like that.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: I wasn't making fun of the guy.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 8: I was making fun of the act of lighting yourself.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: On Do you know what the scientific word for that is? No?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: Self immolays?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Well done?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 8: Really I should add that to the set.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: It's a very Historically, it's been a very important way
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: to kind.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 8: Of yeah, well, I know that for the Vietnam War
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 8: on the cover of that Against the Machine album.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: And then also the Arab Spring started because a guy
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: lit himself on fire. I think in Tunisia.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 8: He's pretty crazy to do. You gotta really care, you
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 8: gotta really want it, you gotta really care. Yeah, Richard Pryor,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 8: we're getting word that Richard Pryor with himself.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: And the guy did it for a photo shoot for
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: the Rage Against the Machine cover.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, which is ballsy.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: You got to really rage, super ballsy. You gotta really
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: hate the machine took like yourself on fire.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fucking that's nuts. It's uh.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: I did it, I was I did it.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 8: I did it three times last night.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: The joke.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, two times it bombed, one time it killed. And
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 8: then this dude came out to me after and he
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 8: was like, I was two blocks away from where I live.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 8: I live in d C.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: I'm just here for a night. And he was like,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: that was fucking hilarious.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: I did to escape.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I did get out of the city. That's I'll
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 8: never forget that smell.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: Did you watch the video now?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: I don't like watching people burn.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched the video and it's it's pretty unsettling.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough. That's a nightmare of mine.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I think it's all in your own hands.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: A lot of control over that fear.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: I am definitely afraid of lighting myself on fire.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 8: That's like when they say that people when people are
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 8: afraid of heights, because they're afraid of that, they're gonna
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 8: jump it off the A good solution to that, don't
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: do it. Don't jump harder than you think true terror?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: Do you think ed ground?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: Poe had a famous poem called The Imp of the
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: Perverse where he talked about how in all of our
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: minds we have this little imp that tells us to
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: do the very thing that would lead to our destruction.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: So when you stand on the edge of a subway track,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: you know you're not gonna jump, but you think for
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: a second, like it wouldn't be that hard. What's preventing
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: me one moment of madness taking a step forward death? Yeah?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 8: I think it's just the the idea of the sweet release.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 8: I don't want I've been waiting for the subway and
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 8: been like, I don't want to go on the subway.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: I wish I could just transport home. What's an easy
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: solution to that? Throw myself all the way home myself.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 8: Bill Burr has that little bit about the He's like,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 8: I don't want to kill myself. He's I thought about
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 8: killing myself hundreds of times.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 8: So sometimes like when I'll pull the I'll pull the
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 8: light switch down, I'll pull the the cord down on
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 8: the fan and it'll it'll bounce back up and it'll
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 8: twirl around into a little noose, and I just think
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 8: about just throwing my head in there.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: I Like, I think about it when I'm even like
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: drinking a beer, or like if you have like like
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: you're drinking a beer with somebody at the bar, You're
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: just like having the most normal conversation. You're like, wow,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I could really change things if I poured this beer
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: out on their head right now.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I've had that. I used to have that a.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: Lot when I was younger.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Or like if I smash this bottle over their head,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I'd changed both of our nights.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 8: I've had conversation I've had been having. It's always when
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 8: I'm like what I used to be what happened when
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 8: I when I first started drinking, And I'll be like, dude,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: I could just like I can punch you in the
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 8: face right now if I really wanted to. It's like
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 8: a weird impulse.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: I've been thinking about killing people so much lately that
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: I'm afraid about the fact that I'm saying it right now.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, someone'll cut that out.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: If someone did die, like, well he talked about this
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: would come up.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: Well, he brought it up.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: I am implicating myself right now. This is an implication.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: The implications don't mean anything unless you actually have to
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: like like con chious lee, like act against them.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but hold on a minute. What what if someone
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: dies and I'm there, Like, I remember I listened to
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: a murder This is a problem. What I've just done
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: is a problem. No, you're really fine.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: But the fact that you couched it I think that
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: the fact you couched it that pot I'm kidding.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 8: There you go, it's over there, we go, get out
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 8: of jail free. Card I was thinking about. I was
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: listening to a I remember I used to listen to
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 8: this murder podcast. It was called small Town Murder.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: Oh that's for women.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I was very young, and yeah, you know,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: oh then it's okay. I used to be kind of
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 8: a freak back then.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: But uh, like Julius Caesar's nephew.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 8: And they were there was this one they were talking
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 8: there reading the case and there's this dude, he would
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 8: have such strong impulses that you have to leave the
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 8: room to kill because he was like, or else I'm
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 8: gonna kill that person. I think that's when it's like, oh,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 8: this is an issue.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not there.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 8: I've never been to the point where I'm like, I
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 8: gotta step away because i don't know what I'm capable of.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not there.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know what I'm about to do.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: This, this is what's this is, this is where I'm
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: at now. Yeah. The reason I'm not killing people is
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: not because I'm like, wow, that's morally wrong or I
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: don't think I could do that. It's because I don't
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: want to go to the hassle of acquiring a weapon
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: or doing that to my family.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: I really think of you as a bare hands guy.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Whenever I think about when I fantasize about your murders.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 8: I think because I've definitely thought about you killing as well.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: Hell, You're not alone in these thoughts about you, about
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 8: me now you killing. Yeah, We're all having them.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: Who am I killing in your fantasy? In your fantasy,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: who am I killing? Nate?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: Usually like if I saw you and Nate, if if
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 8: our office wasn't on the second floor of the building,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 8: and it was on like the twentieth floor. And I
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 8: saw you guys getting into the elevator. Do you ether
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 8: to go down?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: I would be concerned for Nate's safety.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: No, kneeling on that in his fucking upper arms while
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: you strangle him. That's kind of how I see it.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: But you're saying, if that elevator lie, if that elevator
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: ride was one minute longer.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: No, I I I'm trying to think. I definitely. I
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: don't have a list.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: Uh that sounds like you do.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: No, I don't. But sometimes now, like someone will do
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: something or say something to me, and I might I
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: just have a quick flash of a thought of like
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: they're dead. That guy just died. I did it. I'm
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: gonna do it.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 8: See, I think that must be a different You're though,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 8: you're in a different like.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: That wasn't that big of a deal.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: He got my coffee order.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: He just called me a ginger.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Like you're in a different you're in a different uh.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 8: Like group of human I don't have those thoughts because
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't be able to do that. Like I can't
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 8: kill someone with my body. I'm not strong enough it's
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 8: like the same you could.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: Know, you just need to pick someone who's small.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I think you're in a I think you're
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 8: in a class of people who you could kill someone
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 8: with your bare fists.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Well, I think the percentage of people that he could
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: kill is much greater. Yeah, yeah, yeah, your percentage you're like,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: you would have to like like thirty five percent of
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: the population. He could kill ninety five percent of the
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: population with his hands.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, in my mind, that's the most powering thought.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: What a nice thing to say.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Of course, don't you think so? Or what would you
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: put the percentage of the pop questions?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: Well, you have to think, right, Uh, there's a lot
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: of children that I could kill.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: Of course, and the elderly, I mean basically the and
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: most women.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 8: I think a good amount of a lot of people
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 8: could give me a run for my money. Oh yeah,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 8: and most women as well.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I could kill there's a lot of people.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: Down fists easily.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: And then there's a section that I'd have to get
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: crafty about. But then there's some people that I couldn't
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: because they're on the lookout and they they are smart,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: like Joe Rogan.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 8: You couldn't kill.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: Anyone most people that train M M A or or
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: like train hands.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 8: Certainly he wouldn't be able to kill Joe Rogan with
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 8: a gun.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that, dude.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 8: He is like a private militia following him around twenty
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 8: that's true.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 8: You wouldn't even get within one hundred yards of him
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 8: if you had a gun.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: Couldn't kill the president.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 8: M I think you'd have a better chance killing Joe
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 8: Biden than you would killing Joe Rogan.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: I think that you, if you like coughed into his mouth,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: you might be able to take him out.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: Who can you kill? You can kill a lot of people. Whores, dude.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: Have you watched Kat Williams now on Shannon Sharpe, Oh yeah,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, when he's like, what do you think of Kanye?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: And he's like, what did we expect? He married a whore? Yeah?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: And Shannon Sharp goes, oh to Jesus, and he goes,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't mean it like that. And you think he's
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: gonna be like, I don't mean that she's a horror
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: and he goes, I mean that he wanted to marry
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: a or yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, It's so funny.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. My favorite qualifies it as almost like I don't
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: want to offend Kanye. Yeah.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 8: My favorite choke of his is when he's talking about
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 8: how he golfs a lot in that in that interview
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 8: and he's like, uh, He's like, you play from the tips.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 8: He's like, no, I play from the ladies.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Tease.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 8: He's like, I don't give up. He's like, I'm the
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 8: I don't care what my pronouns are when I'm when
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 8: I'm golfing.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: She her, there's no benefit. Yeah, yeah, it's the same
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: thing from Yah.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: We got to have his ass on the riff.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll get him on Uh yeah, we'll get cat
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 8: definitely or dude.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: I mean well, once he gets SNL, we all got
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: to drink.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: We'll drink heavy that you should get SNL. Yeah, Williams,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: you would drink that night heavy, No, heavy, heavy, Henny.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 8: I wanted to be drink drink because of SNL. I
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 8: drank because of the situation I was put in of being.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 8: I haven't been in a large crowded bar slash party.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question, why are you taking
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: us seriously on this?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know because you're because you're taking it seriously. Yes,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: and you want to justify or rationalize it to us,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: that's not taking it seriously pretty much.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: For whatever it is, actually spot on for whatever it means.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: I'm on your side. I'm totally on your side. Whatever
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: you choose for yourself is the right path.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: Somewhat, but it's fun to give.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 8: There's definitely a path that's not the right path.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: But know that whatever you choose, I'm going to oppose it.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, no, I get that.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: So if you.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: Started drinking, I would be mad at you for drinking.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: And then if you chose sobriety, I'm going to be
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: bummed out that you're not drinking with me on my birthday.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 8: Understandable.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: So, because that's just you and I are like that,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: we're totally opposites attract understood.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: Also, dude.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: I mean I was gonna say, for for your birthday,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: you should do something that he likes, and that'd be
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: like we all go fishing or something like paint bawling.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 8: Yep, for your birthday.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: That's not a bad idea. Do you like that?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: It was so fun?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: I haven't done that ever.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 8: I've only done it once, and.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: I've ever done it either. Let's let's do that for you.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 8: Probably can't even do it in New York. Probably gota
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 8: got a fucking jersey or some ship.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: They have it up at my place up state.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: Really, let's do it, boys.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: Done for the birthday paint bawling.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 8: Gotta be worried about him now when he's probably gonna
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 8: swap those paintballs out with real bowl freezing.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: But we didn't even talk about the reason. The fish
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: that I caught.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh wow.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: Best fisher on the show. Yeah, without a doubt, one
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: hundred and eighty pounds swordfish.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: That is cumulatively you will wait then, all the fish
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: he's ever caught.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 8: Definitely true, did you certainly?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 8: You're rod?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: I mean it was there was a bunch of rods
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: live bait.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: You're looking at me like I get it all of this.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: It's like when you gots talking about rappers.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: Dude, one hundred and eighty pounds.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Now, that's that's that's very impressive. That's outrageous.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 8: Well, so next time, let's get it. Let's go down
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 8: to Florida. Let's get a boat.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Together, and you could take me out. Why because you
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: know the ropes, I mean, I we had a it
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: was a chartered thing, like we had a guide.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, I didn't do it all on my own. Are
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: you are you?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 8: Are you devaluing I'm clowning on you, bro, I'm clowning
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 8: on you.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: But are you saying that it's like a less valuable.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 8: I drop it down by one hundred pounds?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Why I say?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 8: I'd say, you caught an eighty pound swordfish, which is
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 8: still huge when you factor in the charter and the
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 8: guide and it not really even being your raw it was,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 8: And then on top of it, you had live bait.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 8: I'd go, yeah, you caught maybe, like what, a twenty
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 8: pound bass?
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: You saw the picture of it, right, you saw the
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: picture of it.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 8: But you caught a big striper.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: No, you saw a picture of it. Did it not
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: look like a fucking whale?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 8: No? It was a tank.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: It was absolutely it was definitely one hundred eighty pounds.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: Also, I didn't catch that.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to get in with you guys so
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: bad that I just caught it.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: You're in with me. I just don't know if you're
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: in with him. I'm barely in with him. I don't
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: know if he's ever taken me fishing again.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: I google image to really, and I Google imaged one
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: hundred and seventy pound bass in case you guys looked
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: up one hundred eighty pound bass. Damn. When I told
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: everybody I was with that, that's that's what I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: This by the way, or whatever the fuck whatever. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know if there are one hundred eighty pound bass.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but when I.
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  Speaker 1: Told everyone that I was googling one hundred and seventy
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  Speaker 1: pounds just in case you guys looked up one hundred
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  Speaker 1: eighty pounds to try and catch me in a lie,
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  Speaker 1: Either're like, you're a psycho.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I should have flipped the image so
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  Speaker 1: they couldn't reverse Google search Google image search it. But
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  Speaker 1: I just really wanted to get in with the fisherman.
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  Speaker 5: Boy.
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  Speaker 3: I was excited about you catch it?
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, and it breaks my heart to
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  Speaker 1: tell you, but I'm an honest did you catch anything good?
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  Speaker 5: I didn't go fishing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, by the way, lying about fishing is like
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  Speaker 3: one of those things that's an actual time trope, right
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: yeah fishtails.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah you can, and you can get away with it
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  Speaker 8: so easily.
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  Speaker 5: I did get away with it. I had to confess, I.
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  Speaker 8: Would have believed you completely.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just sent a fake picture of it.
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  Speaker 8: Also, I don't think that's one hundred and seventy pounds
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  Speaker 8: that fish. The fish looks pretty small to be one
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  Speaker 8: hundred and seventy pounds.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, now you're a fucking sleuth.
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  Speaker 8: Well, now that I know it's not your fish, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna sleuth on it for sure.
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  Speaker 5: But you just said it was a whale. It was huge.
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  Speaker 8: But I mean, dude, a hundred and seventy pounds is
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  Speaker 8: fucking massive.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I looked up at a battles.
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  Speaker 8: That's how I'm one hundred and seventy pounds. Yeah, more
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  Speaker 8: like one ninety, but was counting.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, you fat piece of shit?
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Are you actually one ninety?
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  Speaker 3: Remember those when you were in middle school and you
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: wanted to put your arm around a girl at the movies?
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  Speaker 3: Did you guys do that? No thing ever.
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  Speaker 8: I'd never have been to the movies with a girl.
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  Speaker 8: I think that was like an older time thing because
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  Speaker 8: I was like, that was all there was to do,
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  Speaker 8: was go to the movies.
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  Speaker 3: Have you gone to the movie I've been. How many
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: times have I been to the movies? Yeah?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: Probably like thirty okay.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: Probably went thirty times over like the last two years.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's impressive.
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  Speaker 5: Why I'm a file I'm a centophile.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you are a pedophile.
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  Speaker 3: Dune too, boy, can't wait, big fans.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: I fell asleep an hour into Dune.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: Damn it's yeah.
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  Speaker 8: That shit looked mid as hell. Keeps coming up on
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 8: my fucking Amazon one dumb shit away. Get this freak
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  Speaker 8: shit off my screen.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I can't have it. That's good, that's it's
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: It's as good as it gets.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: Timothy. I watched The Matrix for the first time two
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: nights ago. What did you think of the special effects
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: of it?
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  Speaker 3: So bad?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 8: But it was a good movie.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's great.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a great movie.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: But we used to do this thing in where we
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: would try to get our arm around the girl.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you do small fish, big fish.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's right.
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  Speaker 3: But there was another one we would do where we'd say,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: did you know that the distance between this shoulder and
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: this shoulder, it's the same as the distance between this shoulder.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I get it. No, I got it, and
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: that shoulder.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: Wait, finish it, finish the finish the.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: Line, consummate the shoulder.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 8: See I would be I wouldn't like that. If I
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 8: was gonna go to the movies and I paid all
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 8: that money to go to the movies, I'd be like,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 8: why are you trying to fuck me?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: Did you say?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: The dude who tweeted about that, there was like a
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: tweet where it was like, what's stopping you you from
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: a like giving head to a girl in a movie theater?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: There's like a drawn Oh I saw that, Yeah, and
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: he's like paying that much, like paying that much for
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: fucking popcorn.
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  Speaker 5: We got headed home?
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  Speaker 8: No, I saw the one where the person was like,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 8: you know, there's cameras all over the movie theater. So yeah,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 8: and since the people started shooting those things up, that's
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 8: just in Colorado.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we have headed home.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: It is a much better tweet to be referencing than
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: that stupid ass one.
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  Speaker 8: Wat All right, well, I guess we'll wrap it up.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 8: I'm don't be in San Diego this weekend, and limited tickets.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: Remaining those shows are flying.
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  Speaker 8: Also, if anyone knows, like what the what the fishing
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 8: scene is like out there, let me know, because I'm
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 8: planning on getting drenched.
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  Speaker 5: When I'm out there.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 8: We got we got Madison the week after, the week after.
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  Speaker 3: I guess next week those are actually limited, super limited.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: Well so is San Diego.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 8: I already got one sold out, so do we Madison
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 8: Madison is that those are good luck getting them.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, if you don't want to struggle to get tickets,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: come to see me in Houston. It'll be this week.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: Guy to New Orleans and see Francis that it will
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: to get the premo seats in Madison.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: Tickets at Francisselas dot Com. Can't wait to see you guys.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: There go Patriots.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: I will be walking my dog this weekend.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: Wait didn't they Patriots just get terrible scores on like
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: they did those like everyone does, so didn't Okay, Well.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 8: The Eagle sucks. It doesn't matter how many balls have
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 8: they won one more than the Patriots, not even close,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 8: way more than the Patriots, way way more than the Patriots,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 8: not even close.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: You don't know ball.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 8: I know ball, and I looked it up, and the
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 8: Eagles are actually the poorest France ties in all of
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 8: the NFL.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: That's not true, that it is. The Patriots are below
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: the poverty line.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 8: The Patriots are the second richest richest.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what does rich mean?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 8: It means they have the most money.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: The Cowboys.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: The Cowboys and Giants and the Washington Commanders all have
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: more money than the brokecass Patriots.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, wrong, look it up.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 8: I looked it up.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: I saw a fucking Robert Kraft with a tin can,
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: fucking begging for money outside the Boston train station with
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: his broke ass.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. Did you watch the doc The Patriots The
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Apple One?
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: The fact that I had no idea that Robert Kraft
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: was able to buy the team because he like bought
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: the parking lots around Fox bro and just kind of
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: like infiltrated his way in by.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 5: Your own is a parking lot attendant, dude.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 8: That got me so fired up for fucking football. That
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 8: scene we're in the two thousand and two Super Bowl
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 8: where the Rams all announced it. They went out like
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 8: player by player.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, the Patriots were going out as a team.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they fucking smacked.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 3: But you can also imagine that if the Patriots had
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: gone out first, they might have gone out individually, and
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: then the Rams would have said, we're not gonna do that.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, none of us were even alive.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: And by the way, we went to play You're gonna
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: love this. We went to play Brown when I was
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: a freshman. Yeah, and we got there and all of
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: them had their names on the back of their jerseys.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 3: And our coach pulled us in for the pregame huddle
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: and he goes, you want to know, I know we're
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: gonna fucking win today because we don't have our names
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: or individual names on the backs of our jerseys. And
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: we got smoked.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: We got absolutely dismissed.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: He was like, we have Harvard on the front of
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: our jerseys and we lost like thirteen to four.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious. Maybes, you guys had a little individual pride. Yeah,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: this is a goal scoring I.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: Don't think it fucking matters what it's is on our shirts.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: They're just so.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: But yeah, the Yankees or some ship.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, alright, alright, see you guys next week.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: It's Bob