Latest / Movie Meltdown / William Malone
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Chop the pops and stacks of wax and the hits
- 0:02Speaker 1: just keep on coming. Hey, kids.
- 0:05Speaker 2: This episode is rated M for Misty. Yes, that's right,
- 0:08Speaker 2: this is a Misty episode, so it will be laced
- 0:10Speaker 2: with profanity even more than usual. If you're not comfortable
- 0:13Speaker 2: with this level of profanity, perhaps this isn't the episode
- 0:16Speaker 2: for you. But we have many other episodes to choose
- 0:18Speaker 2: from that do not feature Misty and will probably be
- 0:21Speaker 2: far less offensive.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Okay, maybe.
- 0:23Speaker 2: With that having been said, on with the show.
- 0:36Speaker 3: It's showtime, folks. Enjoy the show.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
- 1:15Speaker 4: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
- 1:30Speaker 5: I am Misty.
- 1:32Speaker 4: We are coming to you live via digital recording from
- 1:34Speaker 4: the outskirts of Wonderfest.
- 1:36Speaker 5: We're across the street.
- 1:38Speaker 4: That's the outskirts.
- 1:39Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:40Speaker 6: All right.
- 1:41Speaker 4: It's right there. We can see it.
- 1:42Speaker 5: I can see the place.
- 1:45Speaker 4: We're on the outskirts. So, we have once again returned
- 1:48Speaker 4: to Wonderfest.
- 1:49Speaker 5: How many years has it been now? 1,100.
- 1:51Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh. It's a long time.
- 1:54Speaker 5: It has been quite a long time. My mom has
- 1:57Speaker 5: still never forgiven me.
- 1:58Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if I would blame her.
- 2:00Speaker 5: Hey, all the days in the year, and she picks
- 2:03Speaker 5: the one day that George Romero was here to plan
- 2:05Speaker 5: her fucking wedding.
- 2:08Speaker 4: People can get married any day of the year.
- 2:10Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
- 2:11Speaker 4: She's on that guy. She'll see him again later.
- 2:14Speaker 1: They can get.
- 2:15Speaker 4: Together and say I do's or whatever. I don't know
- 2:18Speaker 4: how these things go.
- 2:19Speaker 5: But seriously, they just had their anniversary, obviously, since we're
- 2:22Speaker 5: here again. Which is what's been like 15, 16 years.
- 2:25Speaker 4: They totally kill it.
- 2:26Speaker 5: They got married just a little bit later in the day.
- 2:30Speaker 4: But yes, once again, it's a magical family reunion kind
- 2:34Speaker 4: of thing. We feel very at home when we come
- 2:36Speaker 4: back here every year.
- 2:38Speaker 5: But it's good because I don't actually see anybody I know,
- 2:40Speaker 5: so that's always a plus.
- 2:41Speaker 4: That's true. You usually want to avoid most people you know.
- 2:43Speaker 4: I do. I saw several people I knew, but I'm
- 2:45Speaker 4: okay with those people. So, in our usual fashion, Misty.
- 2:50Speaker 4: Have you seen anything lately?
- 2:51Speaker 5: No, I have not.
- 2:52Speaker 6: Nothing?
- 2:53Speaker 5: I watched the first two episodes of the second season
- 2:56Speaker 5: of Hemlock Grove.
- 2:58Speaker 4: That's at least horror and genre-y and falls into our
- 3:02Speaker 4: normal kind of thing.
- 3:03Speaker 5: I remember vaguely liking the first season, but it's been...
- 3:06Speaker 5: at least a year since I watched it. So I'm like,
- 3:08Speaker 5: I'll watch it again. I don't remember. I guess it's
- 3:11Speaker 5: been a year. I don't remember Bill Skarsgård being so
- 3:13Speaker 5: damn whiny and just cried. I'm like, dude, come on,
- 3:17Speaker 5: man up a little bit.
- 3:19Speaker 4: Ain't he got like werewolf problems?
- 3:21Speaker 5: No, he is a Dracula.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Oh no.
- 3:23Speaker 4: He's Dracula.
- 3:25Speaker 5: His empire. I don't like him. It's weird. They have
- 3:28Speaker 5: their whole little thing, but he's the Dracula sort of.
- 3:31Speaker 5: He had to drink blood, but, uh, Apparently he's going
- 3:36Speaker 5: to be the new Pennywise.
- 3:39Speaker 4: I think I'd read that.
- 3:41Speaker 5: I'm not sure how I feel about that.
- 3:44Speaker 4: That's the thing with It in general. The movie slash
- 3:49Speaker 4: miniseries It. That's going to be the hard part to recreate.
- 3:54Speaker 4: Tim Curry is Pennywise. He at least visually claimed that role.
- 3:59Speaker 5: Are they going to recast the spider?
- 4:02Speaker 1: That's the thing.
- 4:02Speaker 4: Nobody likes the last half of the thing. Everybody hates
- 4:05Speaker 4: the wrap-up, and they always either totally forget about how
- 4:08Speaker 4: silly it gets or make fun of how silly it gets.
- 4:10Speaker 4: I don't even remember.
- 4:10Speaker 5: I know I've seen parts of it, but I think
- 4:12Speaker 5: I either did not watch the entire thing or I
- 4:14Speaker 5: blocked that part out. The only part that I reference
- 4:17Speaker 5: ever is the spider, and I don't even remember seeing it.
- 4:19Speaker 1: That's the thing.
- 4:20Speaker 4: It's like it's almost become the running joke because everybody knows, oh,
- 4:24Speaker 4: and then it gets really dumb at the end. So,
- 4:27Speaker 4: I mean, it's one of those, I don't know that
- 4:29Speaker 4: it's such a holy thing that, oh gosh, you couldn't
- 4:32Speaker 4: ever remake it. I think the other stuff. Maybe there's
- 4:35Speaker 4: some clunkiness there that could be tightened up and made
- 4:38Speaker 4: a little better and certainly modernized and maybe not made
- 4:42Speaker 4: for TV. Are they making it for TV? I have
- 4:44Speaker 4: no idea. Either way, I feel like there are things
- 4:47Speaker 4: that you can do with it that it would benefit from.
- 4:50Speaker 4: Pennywise is hard, though. I'm not saying it's impossible, but
- 4:53Speaker 4: I'm like, he did such a good job. Maybe because
- 4:56Speaker 4: Tim Curry, God bless him.
- 4:58Speaker 1: I love that guy.
- 4:58Speaker 4: He's so awesome.
- 4:59Speaker 5: He ain't right.
- 5:00Speaker 4: I listen to his music all the time. He's a
- 5:02Speaker 4: weird dude. So you put him in clown makeup. Good Lord,
- 5:06Speaker 4: he's a weird dude. So I'm like, yeah, he's a
- 5:09Speaker 4: strange character. So that, I think, helped claim the character
- 5:13Speaker 4: of Pennywise as well. If he were a normal kind
- 5:17Speaker 4: of guy, you'd just be like, oh, it's a guy
- 5:18Speaker 4: in clown makeup. But because he's Tim Curry and he's
- 5:22Speaker 4: a little weird, and because we know he's Tim Curry
- 5:24Speaker 4: and we've already seen him be weird in so many
- 5:26Speaker 4: other things over the years, that makes it really hard
- 5:29Speaker 4: to claim. I don't know. That's just my thoughts on it.
- 5:31Speaker 4: But again, it's got potential. It could be done. It's
- 5:36Speaker 4: an uphill battle for that guy.
- 5:39Speaker 5: Bill Skarsgård. That's just not a cool name. Bill Skarsgård.
- 5:42Speaker 4: Skarsgård' s pretty cool. That sounds like you're in the cast
- 5:44Speaker 4: of Thor.
- 5:45Speaker 5: Is that his dad? Are they related?
- 5:48Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 5:48Speaker 5: I know he's the brother of Erik Skarsgård.
- 5:52Speaker 4: It sounds very Scandinavian.
- 5:54Speaker 5: Who was from True Blood.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Erik.
- 5:58Speaker 5: They're brothers.
- 5:59Speaker 4: I'm sure they are. They are.
- 6:01Speaker 5: So I was hoping it would be a little bit hotter.
- 6:03Speaker 5: He's all right at some angles, but then sometimes you're like, whoa, dude, what?
- 6:05Speaker 1: Hold on.
- 6:06Speaker 5: Go back to the other angle. Because whatever you got
- 6:08Speaker 5: going on here, make your hair a little different.
- 6:10Speaker 4: Or like an alternate angle. I remember they used to
- 6:13Speaker 4: have that. That was like a laser disc thing. I
- 6:15Speaker 4: don't think they do that on DVD. I want an
- 6:18Speaker 4: alternate angle on just anything I'm watching.
- 6:20Speaker 3: Or life.
- 6:21Speaker 5: I know, right?
- 6:22Speaker 4: I want to alter my life with my remote control,
- 6:25Speaker 4: but not be Adam Sandler. Anyway.
- 6:27Speaker 5: Nobody wants to be Adam Sandler. I'm not even sure
- 6:28Speaker 5: Adam Sandler wants to be Adam Sandler. He's stuck with
- 6:31Speaker 5: that shit.
- 6:32Speaker 4: Now they're just cranking out new bad movies straight to Netflix.
- 6:36Speaker 4: Now they're coming out all the time. There's already another
- 6:38Speaker 4: bad one. He just made the bad knockoff of Hateful Eight,
- 6:43Speaker 4: and now there's some other new dumb one with David Spade.
- 6:46Speaker 4: Poor David Spade. Like, a man that spent the rest
- 6:49Speaker 4: of his life looking for a replacement for a guy
- 6:52Speaker 4: that died, and he's never gonna find it.
- 6:54Speaker 5: It was the funniest part of the duo.
- 6:55Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, well, no offense. Like, again, I've
- 6:58Speaker 4: seen interviews with David Spade, and it's like, you kind of, like,
- 7:02Speaker 4: feel sorry for him.
- 7:02Speaker 5: I don't feel sorry for that little fucker. I don't
- 7:04Speaker 5: like him.
- 7:05Speaker 4: But it's one of those, like, he comes off as
- 7:07Speaker 4: a jackass, and it feels like it's also still kind
- 7:10Speaker 4: of like a knee-jerk reaction of, like, nobody gets me,
- 7:14Speaker 4: nobody likes me. I'm kind of short and weird looking, and, like...
- 7:17Speaker 4: This is all I have. All I have is being
- 7:19Speaker 4: a dick.
- 7:19Speaker 7: Like, this is it.
- 7:20Speaker 4: And it worked when I balanced it out with this
- 7:22Speaker 4: one other guy who got me and now nobody gets me. Like,
- 7:26Speaker 4: I don't know. It's a sad life. David Spadely making
- 7:29Speaker 4: bad straight to Netflix movies with Adam Sandler. So, you
- 7:36Speaker 4: mentioned Draculers.
- 7:38Speaker 5: Draculers?
- 7:38Speaker 4: Speaking of Draculers, we have an Instagram account.
- 7:41Speaker 5: Holy shit, we have an Instagram account?
- 7:43Speaker 4: We didn't know how to work it. I'm still pushing buttons.
- 7:47Speaker 4: I feel like everybody's dad like can you make this
- 7:50Speaker 4: thing work I'm like why is it it's just bad
- 7:52Speaker 4: layout I don't know I think it could be I.
- 7:55Speaker 5: Just started randomly pushing buttons and made something happen I don't.
- 7:57Speaker 4: Know but eventually we took cool pictures so we took
- 8:00Speaker 4: pictures if you just type in movie meltdown all one
- 8:03Speaker 4: big word on the instagrams it'll take you right there
- 8:06Speaker 4: and you can befriend us or follow us or whatever
- 8:09Speaker 4: creepy term they use on instagram.
- 8:10Speaker 5: Stalk us.
- 8:13Speaker 4: Look at your pictures.
- 8:13Speaker 5: Window peeper-ous. Fucking weirdos.
- 8:16Speaker 4: But, yeah, at Wonderfest, we took pictures with some of
- 8:19Speaker 4: these crazy models, and I'm eyeballing the Pee Wee Herman bike.
- 8:23Speaker 5: I was going to snatch that shit up and take
- 8:24Speaker 5: it off at the door. I could have taken that guard.
- 8:26Speaker 5: I don't even care.
- 8:27Speaker 4: You really could have. And then he wandered off.
- 8:29Speaker 2: I know.
- 8:30Speaker 4: Like, when we got closer to it and started messing
- 8:32Speaker 4: with taking pictures.
- 8:32Speaker 5: He was luring me into a false sense of security.
- 8:34Speaker 5: I know as soon as I grabbed my table off there,
- 8:36Speaker 5: he'd have tasered my ass, and I'd be down and
- 8:37Speaker 5: all twitchy and shit, and that's just not attractive. You
- 8:40Speaker 5: can't be tased and be attractive.
- 8:42Speaker 4: I mean, I could have grabbed it and been like,
- 8:44Speaker 4: I'm going to start a paper route right now. Just
- 8:47Speaker 4: taking off on it. And then like, I don't know
- 8:50Speaker 4: that you could put me away for that, right? Because
- 8:51Speaker 4: I'm just, I'm at a geek festival.
- 8:54Speaker 1: I'm recreating a geeky thing.
- 8:56Speaker 4: That we're all, you know.
- 8:57Speaker 5: You did caption the picture, it's not for sale, Francis, right?
- 9:01Speaker 6: Damn it.
- 9:02Speaker 5: How did you miss out on that opportunity? Did you
- 9:04Speaker 5: post the picture?
- 9:05Speaker 4: Yes.
- 9:06Speaker 5: You didn't put that on there?
- 9:07Speaker 4: I was working on it. I was more realistic. I
- 9:09Speaker 4: was trying to figure out the payment plan on it.
- 9:12Speaker 4: How much is it to finance the Pee Wee Herman bike?
- 9:14Speaker 4: Because I need to.
- 9:15Speaker 5: I think Marlene is going to be jealous.
- 9:18Speaker 4: You know she is. She should have come. Slacker that
- 9:21Speaker 4: she is.
- 9:22Speaker 5: I wanted the little E.T. setup they have there, which
- 9:24Speaker 5: is also for Wookie C's on the Instagram.
- 9:28Speaker 4: If you go stalk her on the Instagrams. Movie meltdown.
- 9:31Speaker 6: One more.
- 9:31Speaker 5: I did. I sat down there. I got down there
- 9:32Speaker 5: with my mom.
- 9:33Speaker 4: She's on the ground hanging out with E.T. phoning home.
- 9:36Speaker 5: I wanted to, like, get on my belly, but those
- 9:37Speaker 5: floors are probably gross. I wanted to, like, put my
- 9:40Speaker 5: chin on my hands and my little elbows on the ground,
- 9:42Speaker 5: my little feet in the air, but I figured that would.
- 9:44Speaker 4: Just be a little too far. You should have pigtailed
- 9:46Speaker 4: yourself up like Gertie.
- 9:47Speaker 5: I know. I've got revenge. I totally should have.
- 9:49Speaker 4: I've taken the time.
- 9:51Speaker 6: Damn it.
- 9:53Speaker 5: As always, next year, as chances are, we'll be here.
- 9:57Speaker 4: I'm sure we will. If all goes right with the world,
- 9:59Speaker 4: we'll be right.
- 10:00Speaker 5: Back here i know making fun of people like i
- 10:03Speaker 5: always do i always make fun of everybody in there i.
- 10:07Speaker 4: Make fun of all the people we'll get back to
- 10:09Speaker 4: that guy in a.
- 10:09Speaker 5: Minute uh the smelly guy who had no boundaries like
- 10:14Speaker 5: personal space Well, I mean.
- 10:16Speaker 4: Again, this is like an extra level of geekdom here.
- 10:19Speaker 5: Dude, he took it to another level of like, dude, seriously.
- 10:22Speaker 5: There was almost physical contact and I am not okay
- 10:24Speaker 5: with that.
- 10:24Speaker 4: You know, when we go out to conventions, different rules
- 10:26Speaker 4: apply than in the real world. And these guys, and
- 10:29Speaker 4: that I might be including me, we don't get out much. So,
- 10:32Speaker 4: you know, we don't understand the rules of society and humans.
- 10:38Speaker 5: I saw a homeless person this morning on the way here.
- 10:40Speaker 5: And I was going to tell you about it earlier,
- 10:41Speaker 5: but I totally forgot. He looked homeless. I can't remember.
- 10:44Speaker 5: He had to look. You know, he had like the scruffy.
- 10:46Speaker 4: The look in his eye or the look of his.
- 10:48Speaker 5: Everything.
- 10:50Speaker 4: Appearance.
- 10:50Speaker 5: Except for the booty shorts. But I'll get to that
- 10:52Speaker 5: in a second. But yeah, he seriously had like the
- 10:54Speaker 5: greasy mangy hair and the beard and the scruffy. And
- 10:57Speaker 5: then he had the long sleeve flannel shirt. And then
- 11:01Speaker 5: these little tight short black shorts.
- 11:03Speaker 1: Like tight, tiny little shorts.
- 11:05Speaker 5: And then like some boobs. I'm like, dude, you are
- 11:08Speaker 5: sassy wherever you're going.
- 11:11Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 11:11Speaker 4: He's probably not going anywhere. But I bet he's sassy.
- 11:14Speaker 5: I know. I just heard one about the guy who
- 11:16Speaker 5: had smelly issues earlier. I bet that guy probably smelled too.
- 11:20Speaker 5: Probably like an alcohol.
- 11:22Speaker 4: I was talking about when we sat down to watch
- 11:24Speaker 4: one of the many wonderful guests here and the dude
- 11:26Speaker 4: started snoring.
- 11:28Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. I was like, what the?
- 11:29Speaker 5: I was snoring. I'm like, it's probably not loud enough
- 11:32Speaker 5: for everybody to hear it, but I totally heard it.
- 11:34Speaker 4: It was noticeable. At least a row or two in
- 11:37Speaker 4: each direction. It was pretty noticeable.
- 11:39Speaker 5: He's got his little napsy going on right there. Yeah,
- 11:41Speaker 5: he was out. Oh, man.
- 11:44Speaker 4: All right, I say right now we take our break,
- 11:46Speaker 4: and then when we come back, we will talk with
- 11:48Speaker 4: this week's guest.
- 12:05Speaker 3: Wouldn't some hot buttered popcorn hit the spot right now?
- 12:09Speaker 3: Extra fluffy, extra big kernels of it pop to perfection.
- 12:14Speaker 3: then drenched with the golden goodness of pure sweet creamery butter.
- 12:18Speaker 3: Can't you just taste it? We heat the container extra high,
- 12:22Speaker 3: but you better buy two more for the rest of
- 12:26Speaker 3: the family. Piping hot golden buttered popcorn.
- 12:35Speaker 6: In the near future, in the shadow of Saturn's rings,
- 12:41Speaker 6: stranded beneath the surface of the barren moon called Titan,
- 12:46Speaker 6: scientists find the one thing they never expected.
- 12:50Speaker 1: Is anybody here?
- 12:52Speaker 4: Was expecting them.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Oh, my God!
- 13:01Speaker 6: And suddenly, those who had traveled across the galaxy... had
- 13:06Speaker 6: run out of space.
- 13:10Speaker 5: Creature.
- 13:11Speaker 7: We found someone's collection of life from all.
- 13:16Speaker 1: Over the galaxy, like a child's butterfly collection.
- 13:19Speaker 7: Only some of these butterflies are not so friendly.
- 13:26Speaker 6: Who wants to keep us here?
- 13:32Speaker 4: What's that? It's open one of the doors. This thing
- 13:36Speaker 4: is using it for food.
- 13:39Speaker 7: It's using our own mind to.
- 13:41Speaker 3: Kill each other.
- 13:46Speaker 5: Now!
- 13:52Speaker 6: Creature. It kills to live. And it lives to kill.
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- 15:04Speaker 8: Hello, creeps.
- 15:11Speaker 1: It's me, the Crypt Keeper.
- 15:13Speaker 8: And you're listening to Movie Meltdown, the greatest movie geek
- 15:17Speaker 8: show on Earth.
- 15:18Speaker 1: It's part of your problem, you know.
- 15:21Speaker 4: You haven't seen enough movies.
- 15:28Speaker 2: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
- 15:32Speaker 3: And now, on with the show.
- 15:59Speaker 7: And I'm sipping out like it's time Screaming, screaming I'm
- 16:01Speaker 7: living a lie There's a creature hiding inside of me
- 16:06Speaker 7: Like it's the night with the cold at heart And
- 16:11Speaker 7: the lust to sin So I shout it out I
- 16:17Speaker 7: fight alone I hide it from the world If I
- 16:22Speaker 7: let it out I don't know what I'll do There's
- 16:27Speaker 7: a creature inside of me.
- 16:31Speaker 4: Alright, so now let's talk with director William Malone, who's
- 16:34Speaker 4: created quite a few movies over the years, but as
- 16:37Speaker 4: you'll hear, he's also got some other interests that led
- 16:39Speaker 4: him into filmmaking and quite a few interesting stories.
- 16:43Speaker 2: This is William Malone.
- 16:57Speaker 4: So I usually try to start early on and figure
- 17:00Speaker 4: out what got people to where they are and what
- 17:02Speaker 4: their interests were coming into the scene and then how
- 17:05Speaker 4: it led them to where they ended up so I
- 17:07Speaker 4: guess I always try to start early on and see
- 17:10Speaker 4: as a kid were you immediately interested in the arts
- 17:14Speaker 4: in general or were just drawn to film directly.
- 17:18Speaker 8: Well I mean you know for me I mean I
- 17:20Speaker 8: think I started my interest really was in having toys
- 17:26Speaker 8: that I could play with that I was interested in
- 17:28Speaker 8: and I got very interested in horror and science fiction
- 17:31Speaker 8: when I was a kid.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Now, when I was a kid, there weren't any toys.
- 17:34Speaker 8: You, you know, it was like maybe some stupid space
- 17:37Speaker 8: helmet that was made out of thin plastic.
- 17:39Speaker 4: And there's a few of those universal monsters, maybe.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:42Speaker 4: No, actually they didn't.
- 17:44Speaker 1: Have those yet.
- 17:45Speaker 4: Some old ones on.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Those, but no, they didn't even have any of that stuff.
- 17:48Speaker 4: So, um, it's rough for a kid.
- 17:50Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 17:51Speaker 1: It was really rough for a kid.
- 17:52Speaker 8: The only thing they had was like a couple of
- 17:53Speaker 8: things from, you know, uh, the space cadets or something
- 17:57Speaker 8: like that. But, um, You know, so I started actually
- 18:01Speaker 8: making my own toys out of clay.
- 18:03Speaker 1: So when my parents would ask me what I want
- 18:04Speaker 1: for Christmas, I'd say clay.
- 18:06Speaker 4: More clay.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Yeah, give me clay, you know.
- 18:08Speaker 8: So, you know, I remember making like a little Frankenstein
- 18:11Speaker 8: lab out of clay, you know.
- 18:13Speaker 1: I even borrowed somebody's like spark, what do they call it?
- 18:18Speaker 1: It was a.
- 18:20Speaker 8: Uh sort of this vibrating spark thing a little like
- 18:23Speaker 8: circular ones it was it was out of a uh
- 18:25Speaker 8: model t or something like that but it made a
- 18:27Speaker 8: nice little spark so i made a frankenstein with like
- 18:29Speaker 8: arcing to his neck and stuff pretty awesome i'd play
- 18:32Speaker 8: with that now so it was it was pretty fun but.
- 18:35Speaker 4: Were they painted to the point of painting yet no no.
- 18:38Speaker 8: Because it was clay yeah it was like oil-based clay
- 18:41Speaker 8: so you couldn't really do it yeah they were always
- 18:43Speaker 8: great but it was okay but i've made so many
- 18:45Speaker 8: like uh you know, Nautiluses from 20,000 Leagues and, you know,
- 18:50Speaker 8: Creature from the Black Lagoon and a ton of Robbie
- 18:53Speaker 8: the Robots on a lot of clay. So, you know,
- 18:57Speaker 8: but my interest in horror and science fiction really came
- 19:00Speaker 8: from my mom because I don't know what she was thinking,
- 19:03Speaker 8: but when I was, I don't know, I was barely
- 19:07Speaker 8: the height of a table and she took me to
- 19:10Speaker 8: see Creature from the Black Lagoon in 3D and, you know.
- 19:14Speaker 1: And it scared the bejesus out of me.
- 19:17Speaker 4: Scarred for life.
- 19:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:19Speaker 8: But I remember going home going, wow, that was cool.
- 19:22Speaker 1: So that sort of got me started in my life
- 19:25Speaker 1: of film crime.
- 19:26Speaker 4: I think that's a good thing. We were just talking
- 19:28Speaker 4: about that last night with some other guys. And they
- 19:31Speaker 4: were talking about bringing their kids up. Eric Chu was
- 19:34Speaker 4: one of them. We were talking about bringing their kid
- 19:36Speaker 4: up and trying to decide what to show them. And
- 19:39Speaker 4: he was talking about wanting to almost chronologically bring them in.
- 19:43Speaker 4: Start with the old movies and start with the classics
- 19:45Speaker 4: and like ease them in through the fifties. And as
- 19:48Speaker 4: they get a little older, kind of work your way up.
- 19:50Speaker 4: Don't start it like stuff that other, you know, he
- 19:53Speaker 4: grew up with or something. Cause then it's, or it's
- 19:55Speaker 4: definitely not now. Cause you're like spoiled. So to just
- 19:57Speaker 4: kind of like.
- 19:58Speaker 1: You don't want to start them with necro romance. Yeah.
- 20:01Speaker 4: Probably a little too head. I don't know. He's a
- 20:02Speaker 4: weird guy, but, but no, it's a, it is interesting.
- 20:07Speaker 4: Cause it, I think it's how all of us, the
- 20:10Speaker 4: monster kids that have come to it, have sort of
- 20:12Speaker 4: latched on. I think it's always one of those that's
- 20:14Speaker 4: a little frightening, but it's alluring. It brings you in.
- 20:19Speaker 8: I was always identified with the monsters when I saw
- 20:23Speaker 8: the movies.
- 20:23Speaker 1: I didn't want to be the hero. I wanted to
- 20:25Speaker 1: be the monster who carried the girl off.
- 20:27Speaker 4: I think it's the misunderstood monster is how most of
- 20:30Speaker 4: those awkward kids feel at that point. Nobody gets me.
- 20:34Speaker 4: I'm like Frankenstein. So I guess how long did it
- 20:39Speaker 4: stay at that phase? Because it was quite a while,
- 20:41Speaker 4: I guess, before you started professionally using those talents.
- 20:45Speaker 8: Well, you know, I started, uh, I guess I read,
- 20:49Speaker 8: you know, famous monsters, like a lot of the guys did. And, and,
- 20:52Speaker 8: you know, I watched, uh, watched the horror host shows
- 20:57Speaker 8: on television and stuff.
- 20:58Speaker 1: And they used to have the shock theater where I
- 21:00Speaker 1: grew up, which they ran all the old universal stuff,
- 21:03Speaker 1: you know?
- 21:04Speaker 8: And, uh, And so I started actually making masks, I think,
- 21:08Speaker 8: really pretty early. I think I was maybe 10 or
- 21:10Speaker 8: something when I actually started making masks. And I still
- 21:14Speaker 8: have actually the.
- 21:16Speaker 1: First mask I ever made.
- 21:17Speaker 4: Out of what at that point?
- 21:18Speaker 8: Well, what I did was I saw pictures, I think,
- 21:23Speaker 8: of Bud Westmore putting moulage on somebody's face to make
- 21:27Speaker 8: the creature from the Black Lagoon.
- 21:28Speaker 1: I didn't have moulage. I didn't know what the hell
- 21:30Speaker 1: that was. But I had... clay.
- 21:33Speaker 8: So I pressed clay on my face, poured plaster into it.
- 21:37Speaker 8: And then I sculpted over that, which was, you know, dodgy, but,
- 21:40Speaker 8: but it actually, you know, was able to make something.
- 21:43Speaker 1: So the first stuff was of course, extremely crude, you know.
- 21:46Speaker 4: Pretty crafty for a kid though. Like I certainly better
- 21:48Speaker 4: than anything I would have been doing at that point.
- 21:50Speaker 8: But I remember, you know, by the time I was 14,
- 21:52Speaker 8: I was making foam rubber masks. Now, you know, In hindsight,
- 21:58Speaker 8: that was pretty adventuresome stuff for a 14-year-old kid. I
- 22:01Speaker 8: remember taking a foam rubber mask I made into the
- 22:04Speaker 8: art class at school, and they just looked at me
- 22:07Speaker 8: with this blank stare like, what?
- 22:09Speaker 4: And to get the materials at that point. Now kids
- 22:12Speaker 4: can go online and get whatever they want, but it
- 22:14Speaker 4: was probably a hard thing to track down and no
- 22:17Speaker 4: resources to do it.
- 22:19Speaker 1: Well, I have to say that what I was doing
- 22:20Speaker 1: was I had found... I was great at doing research.
- 22:27Speaker 8: One of the things I did was I was always
- 22:29Speaker 8: grabbing the phone books out of the local library because
- 22:32Speaker 8: they had phone books from all over the United States.
- 22:35Speaker 4: We might have to stop and explain to the kids
- 22:36Speaker 4: what phone books are.
- 22:38Speaker 1: Before the Googles.
- 22:40Speaker 4: Right.
- 22:42Speaker 8: But the local library would have everybody's phone book from
- 22:44Speaker 8: all over the country.
- 22:46Speaker 1: So I looked up Dick Smith. There he was in
- 22:49Speaker 1: the phone book.
- 22:50Speaker 8: So I would write to Dick Smith. And because it
- 22:53Speaker 8: always had their address and their phone numbers. So I
- 22:56Speaker 8: wrote to him and he would send me like information
- 22:59Speaker 8: as to where to get it, where to get materials.
- 23:01Speaker 1: He was very good to me.
- 23:03Speaker 8: And I also found Bud Westmore, head of makeup at Universal.
- 23:08Speaker 8: I wrote to him and in fact wound up talking
- 23:10Speaker 8: to him on the phone, which I have a recording.
- 23:12Speaker 1: It's on the air on the Internet someplace.
- 23:15Speaker 4: I'm glad I'm not the only one, then, because thinking,
- 23:17Speaker 4: as you said that, I was like, well, I was
- 23:19Speaker 4: oddly obsessed with, and it was an art thing, again,
- 23:22Speaker 4: art geek, too, and I was like, Don Rosa, he
- 23:26Speaker 4: ended up doing pretty much the whole bulk of Unca
- 23:29Speaker 4: Scrooge back in that mid-run there. He lived in this town,
- 23:33Speaker 4: and I think now he lives in Europe somewhere, but yeah,
- 23:36Speaker 4: at the time, he lived here and was working for
- 23:38Speaker 4: the local paper. And there I was, like, looking him
- 23:40Speaker 4: up in the phone book. And at one point, I
- 23:42Speaker 4: decided I needed to call and tell him I liked
- 23:44Speaker 4: his strip so much. I think he was just confused.
- 23:47Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, okay, thanks. By the way, we're going
- 23:50Speaker 4: to stop running it in about four weeks. sorry about that.
- 23:53Speaker 4: And I was like, Oh, so yeah, as a child
- 23:56Speaker 4: looking up, I, so yeah, I kind of did that
- 23:58Speaker 4: same thing just with artists.
- 24:00Speaker 5: Right.
- 24:00Speaker 2: Right.
- 24:01Speaker 1: So you, I mean, you do what you can do,
- 24:02Speaker 1: you know?
- 24:03Speaker 8: And, and, uh, so I even, you know, like I said,
- 24:05Speaker 8: I called Bud Westmore up at his house, you know,
- 24:08Speaker 8: and he was sort of, I think he was sort
- 24:09Speaker 8: of bemused that somebody, somebody would actually go to that
- 24:13Speaker 8: much trouble. So, but you know, he, he told me
- 24:16Speaker 8: where to get materials. And so I started getting materials and, uh, and,
- 24:20Speaker 8: and making stuff. And then, um, And pretty much that
- 24:26Speaker 8: was it until I always had dreams of coming to
- 24:30Speaker 8: Los Angeles. And so that's when I finally did it.
- 24:34Speaker 8: I finally was 19 years old, packed up, and.
- 24:36Speaker 1: Moved to L.A.
- 24:38Speaker 4: Were the parents okay with it?
- 24:39Speaker 1: They were, actually.
- 24:40Speaker 8: Because I was a pretty adventuresome kid, so to them
- 24:45Speaker 8: it was just like.
- 24:45Speaker 1: Part and parcel.
- 24:46Speaker 4: There he goes. We knew it was coming.
- 24:47Speaker 8: Right. and so anyway so so i came out and
- 24:53Speaker 8: actually um originally came out to be um to get
- 24:57Speaker 8: into music because i had a rock and roll band
- 24:59Speaker 8: you know as a lot of kids did at the time.
- 25:01Speaker 4: And did that take as much interest or did they
- 25:04Speaker 4: start dividing as you got you know teenage years rock took.
- 25:07Speaker 8: Over maybe yeah rock and roll took over you know
- 25:11Speaker 8: pretty much from about i think about 16 years old
- 25:13Speaker 8: because the beatles came out and You know, I was
- 25:16Speaker 8: infatuated with that band and all that stuff. So, you know,
- 25:20Speaker 8: John Paltz will name Beatles.
- 25:22Speaker 1: He'll tell you about it now.
- 25:24Speaker 8: Anyway, so when I came out to Los Angeles, you know,
- 25:31Speaker 8: I couldn't find three guys that were, you know, weren't
- 25:33Speaker 8: on drugs long enough.
- 25:34Speaker 1: To actually show up to rehearsals.
- 25:35Speaker 8: So I just gave up on that and then got
- 25:38Speaker 8: a job at Don Poe Studios in the paint department
- 25:42Speaker 8: spraying paint. painting 300-line Frankensteins, which was their cheap Frankenstein mask.
- 25:46Speaker 4: Is that just something at the time you could go in,
- 25:48Speaker 4: like they just needed people on the line?
- 25:49Speaker 8: They just needed people on the line, and I had
- 25:52Speaker 8: showed them some stuff that I had done, and so
- 25:54Speaker 8: they were, I guess, reasonably impressed with it. I actually
- 25:57Speaker 8: had made a complete foam rubber Pikmin's model costume from
- 26:03Speaker 8: the old Dark Girls Night Gallery thing, and that's what
- 26:07Speaker 8: I think impressed them. So they gave me a job
- 26:10Speaker 8: in the back painting 300-line Frankensteins.
- 26:13Speaker 1: And slowly over the time, I.
- 26:18Speaker 8: Was able to move up and eventually became the head
- 26:21Speaker 8: designer and vice president of the company.
- 26:25Speaker 1: So that was cool.
- 26:26Speaker 8: But at the same time, I'd always dreamed of filmmaking.
- 26:31Speaker 8: Because I'd been making little.
- 26:32Speaker 1: Home movies like a lot of kids did at the time.
- 26:35Speaker 4: Super 8s.
- 26:36Speaker 1: Well, no, regular 8s. Original 8s. Yeah, regular 8s.
- 26:42Speaker 4: Even higher quality.
- 26:43Speaker 8: Yeah, so around 1980, I was getting about pretty toxic
- 26:47Speaker 8: from all the chemicals we were using at the studio.
- 26:49Speaker 4: You would think they probably weren't super protective then at
- 26:52Speaker 4: that point.
- 26:52Speaker 1: Were they?
- 26:53Speaker 5: No, no.
- 26:53Speaker 8: I worked in this little office, you know, and I
- 26:55Speaker 8: used to sculpt lacquer thinner, you know, so it's like.
- 26:58Speaker 8: I started getting rashes on my body, and I said, no, no,
- 27:01Speaker 8: it's probably time to.
- 27:02Speaker 1: Get out of this.
- 27:03Speaker 8: Plus, we'd have guys come in, and they were directing movies,
- 27:07Speaker 8: and they'd always want terrible stuff.
- 27:09Speaker 1: And I'd go, we can give you something really cool.
- 27:11Speaker 4: I'll design you something better. Your design looks horrible.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
- 27:16Speaker 8: So about 1980, I quit, took my savings, and mortgaged
- 27:22Speaker 8: the house and made a little horror film called Scared
- 27:25Speaker 8: to Death.
- 27:26Speaker 4: So is that something you, I mean, did you find
- 27:29Speaker 4: the studio to back it or did you take it
- 27:32Speaker 4: out and like make it and then take it to
- 27:34Speaker 4: places and try to find distributors?
- 27:35Speaker 8: Well, what happened was this is of course a very
- 27:37Speaker 8: different era, you know, and they needed, they needed, the
- 27:40Speaker 8: studios needed product. Now this was, you know, there were
- 27:42Speaker 8: a lot of independent companies then. And, uh, I just,
- 27:46Speaker 8: I don't actually know how I wound up there. There
- 27:48Speaker 8: was a, I think I probably just looked again through
- 27:50Speaker 8: the phone book and there was a little company called
- 27:52Speaker 8: Lone Star Pictures.
- 27:53Speaker 1: And anyway, I, um, I'd already raised the money because,
- 27:56Speaker 1: like I said, I borrowed money and had friends and
- 27:59Speaker 1: stuff like that.
- 28:01Speaker 4: They probably like that.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:03Speaker 4: I've got my own funding.
- 28:05Speaker 8: And I went to this distributor saying, you know, I'm
- 28:08Speaker 8: going to make this movie. And because of the fact
- 28:11Speaker 8: I was saying, I'm making this movie, that was like
- 28:13Speaker 8: a big thing already. And they said, well, we'll pay
- 28:18Speaker 8: for all the post-production if you make the movie. make
- 28:20Speaker 8: the films i said okay good so.
- 28:22Speaker 4: That's a huge portion yeah dealing with.
- 28:25Speaker 8: That yeah so made scared to death we shot it
- 28:28Speaker 8: it's uh about four weeks i think it was a
- 28:31Speaker 8: 20-day schedule and um i didn't.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Know enough not to do things you know.
- 28:36Speaker 8: Like i the script was all over the city day
- 28:39Speaker 8: night shooting you know it's like stuff you know stuff
- 28:41Speaker 8: you'd never want to do on a low budget But
- 28:45Speaker 8: we just did it because we didn't know any better.
- 28:47Speaker 4: You hadn't done it before to know, oh, don't do
- 28:49Speaker 4: that again.
- 28:51Speaker 8: And Lone Star Pictures, Texas oil guys, paid for the
- 28:55Speaker 8: rest of it. And nobody could have been more shocked
- 29:01Speaker 8: than I was that the movie made number 16 on
- 29:05Speaker 8: the national charts.
- 29:06Speaker 4: That's pretty impressive. Financing yourself and coming out of nowhere.
- 29:11Speaker 8: And we got our money back, which was, that was
- 29:13Speaker 8: a rare event right there. And we made a few dollars.
- 29:16Speaker 8: It wasn't a lot, but, you know, because the Texas
- 29:19Speaker 8: guys were dipping.
- 29:21Speaker 4: Make them happy. Well, that was very creature-oriented, I guess.
- 29:25Speaker 4: You brought that to the table, just being the creature
- 29:28Speaker 4: guy that you were.
- 29:29Speaker 8: Well, the thing you have to do is when you're
- 29:31Speaker 8: making a low budget movie, you have to figure out
- 29:33Speaker 8: what you can bring to the party that's going to
- 29:36Speaker 8: make the film bigger than what somebody else.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Could do.
- 29:41Speaker 8: So in that case, I knew how to build monsters,
- 29:43Speaker 8: so I said, well, I'll make a monster movie, and
- 29:45Speaker 8: I can make a suit that probably would cost somebody
- 29:48Speaker 8: else $ 20, 000, $ 30, 000.
- 29:49Speaker 1: So we did that.
- 29:51Speaker 4: Put what you can on the screen. Exactly.
- 29:56Speaker 1: But it was the blind leading the blind. Nobody had
- 29:58Speaker 1: the idea what we were doing.
- 29:59Speaker 4: Sure. So I guess that did that green light things
- 30:03Speaker 4: enough that it made it easier the next time out
- 30:06Speaker 4: or did it just, it's never easy.
- 30:09Speaker 1: It's never easy.
- 30:10Speaker 8: And you know, the, the, the fact is if you're
- 30:12Speaker 8: a director and you're making feature films, you're lucky to
- 30:15Speaker 8: make a movie every three or four years, you know? And, uh,
- 30:19Speaker 8: so yeah, I mean, nobody was knocking on my door
- 30:22Speaker 8: after I made.
- 30:22Speaker 1: Scared to death.
- 30:23Speaker 8: So I, you know, got various jobs in fact, shooting
- 30:27Speaker 8: a camera for Disney cable and stuff like that. And, Uh,
- 30:31Speaker 8: and then I got a call from a friend of
- 30:33Speaker 8: mine who said that we know these, these crazy Israelis
- 30:36Speaker 8: and they want to make a, uh, they want to
- 30:38Speaker 8: make a movie like Alien.
- 30:40Speaker 1: And I said, okay.
- 30:41Speaker 8: So, uh, that night I went home and actually painted
- 30:44Speaker 8: a painting of like, uh, you know, some ad art.
- 30:48Speaker 8: And I, I said, okay, this is how I'm going
- 30:49Speaker 8: to sell them. So I went in and, uh, pitched them,
- 30:52Speaker 8: you know, basically an Alien kind of, and I showed it,
- 30:56Speaker 8: and here's how you're going to sell the movie.
- 30:58Speaker 1: This is the creature. Yeah, and they went, okay, we'll
- 31:00Speaker 1: make the movie.
- 31:01Speaker 4: So it was very, because again, I know, I would
- 31:04Speaker 4: assume that's kind of how the business works. Everybody is
- 31:06Speaker 4: sort of just taking what's popular and trying to spin
- 31:09Speaker 4: it and make more money. So it was a very
- 31:11Speaker 4: out in the open thing of like, Alien made a
- 31:13Speaker 4: lot of money. We also want to make a lot
- 31:15Speaker 4: of money. So it's like it was kind of like
- 31:17Speaker 4: inspired by Alien.
- 31:19Speaker 8: And that's what still goes on today. Somebody makes a
- 31:22Speaker 8: big hit movie and.
- 31:23Speaker 4: Says, And sci-fi knocks off six of them before the
- 31:25Speaker 4: week's out.
- 31:26Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 31:27Speaker 8: So back then it was little independent companies that did that,
- 31:30Speaker 8: you know.
- 31:30Speaker 1: So, yeah, so, I mean, there was Creature, and I
- 31:33Speaker 1: think there was Inseminoid.
- 31:36Speaker 4: There were so many. Parasite. Yeah, there was, like, so
- 31:40Speaker 4: many that jumped onto that little bandwagon.
- 31:42Speaker 1: On that bandwagon, yeah.
- 31:45Speaker 4: But, yeah, we went back, and it's been several years now,
- 31:48Speaker 4: but watched Creature as a group. And it was funny,
- 31:51Speaker 4: everybody just.
- 31:54Speaker 4: It's a strange, mostly Klaus. And I've heard you address Klaus.
- 31:59Speaker 4: The rest of it, you're trying to build your movie,
- 32:01Speaker 4: and it does feel like somebody went, oh, yeah, and
- 32:03Speaker 4: look what we got. So put this in there somewhere.
- 32:05Speaker 4: So you're like, oh, okay, hold on. Let me erase
- 32:07Speaker 4: some things and cram this weird guy in here.
- 32:10Speaker 1: Well, that's it.
- 32:11Speaker 8: Two weeks before we started shooting, the producer goes, Bill,
- 32:15Speaker 8: I want you to know we hired Klaus Kinski to
- 32:18Speaker 8: be on your movie.
- 32:20Speaker 4: I don't have a place for Klaus. I don't think
- 32:23Speaker 4: the world has a place for Klaus Kinski.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Yeah, so there was no character in there with Klaus.
- 32:28Speaker 8: So then I had to go back, and this is
- 32:30Speaker 8: like very quickly, obviously, writing in a character for Klaus.
- 32:33Speaker 1: And I had heard that Klaus was insane.
- 32:36Speaker 8: And so I wrote this insane, you know, German commander.
- 32:42Speaker 1: Space madness. Yes, exactly. Keep that monkey away from me.
- 32:49Speaker 4: Watching it, I was like, did they? pay him or
- 32:53Speaker 4: like it seemed like that main scene that he's in
- 32:55Speaker 4: he's just eating the whole time i was like did
- 32:57Speaker 4: he just come to steal food from craft services like
- 33:00Speaker 4: he's just eating and talking and.
- 33:02Speaker 1: It's classic like this is bullshit this is bullshit you
- 33:06Speaker 1: know that's all i said between takes you know so uh.
- 33:10Speaker 8: It seems like it would be rough to work with
- 33:12Speaker 8: yeah yeah that was a major major problem so yeah.
- 33:17Speaker 4: But i mean at least i guess he was out
- 33:18Speaker 4: of the picture pretty quickly, like you did knock it
- 33:21Speaker 4: out in that one.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Well, we had him for a week. It was a
- 33:24Speaker 1: week of hell.
- 33:25Speaker 8: And you've got to realize, this is my second movie ever,
- 33:27Speaker 8: and I'd never worked with stars.
- 33:29Speaker 1: I mean, I was scared to death.
- 33:30Speaker 8: This was all unknowns. He was a star of sorts,
- 33:34Speaker 8: and he was going to make the most of it.
- 33:38Speaker 1: He was grabbing all the women and saying... Things.
- 33:42Speaker 8: Came out of his mouth that would embarrass a sailor.
- 33:44Speaker 1: It was definitely.
- 33:48Speaker 1: Uh, an interesting event for me. So it was trial
- 33:50Speaker 1: by fire.
- 33:51Speaker 8: So, but you know, the good thing about that is
- 33:53Speaker 8: I knew after that I could deal with any actor.
- 33:56Speaker 4: That's true. You've dealt with a few people. Yeah. As
- 34:01Speaker 4: the stories keep rolling out over the years, I'm like,
- 34:03Speaker 4: I don't know if there's anybody worse than Klaus.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:06Speaker 4: He seems like a pretty horrible guy.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:09Speaker 4: For someone I don't know.
- 34:11Speaker 1: I'll tell you, this is the perfect Klaus story.
- 34:14Speaker 8: So we're, we were, um, about to wrap up shooting,
- 34:18Speaker 8: and we got it, and the producers had set up
- 34:22Speaker 8: a luncheon at a place called Ma Maison, which was
- 34:24Speaker 8: like a very sort.
- 34:25Speaker 1: Of she-she, posh restaurant in Beverly Hills.
- 34:29Speaker 8: So we're all there having lunch, and Klaus shows up,
- 34:33Speaker 8: and he's got this girl that I swear if she
- 34:35Speaker 8: was over.
- 34:35Speaker 1: 15, I'd be surprised. Me too.
- 34:39Speaker 8: So she got up to go to the restroom, and
- 34:42Speaker 8: I turned to Klaus, and I said, Klaus, where did
- 34:44Speaker 8: you get her?
- 34:45Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, I hang around the schoolyards. And
- 34:48Speaker 1: the way he said it, I knew he was telling
- 34:50Speaker 1: me the truth.
- 34:50Speaker 4: That sounds like he's just being... No, that's not a joke.
- 34:53Speaker 1: No, I don't want to know this.
- 34:55Speaker 4: He's got a van somewhere with candy in the back.
- 34:59Speaker 1: Yeah, close.
- 35:01Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
- 35:02Speaker 1: Klaus is dead now. The world is better off for it.
- 35:05Speaker 4: It says a lot.
- 35:06Speaker 1: He wouldn't mind me saying that either.
- 35:08Speaker 4: It says a lot that two of his three children
- 35:10Speaker 4: didn't show up to the funeral.
- 35:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 35:13Speaker 4: Probably, never mind. The two that didn't need to be there.
- 35:18Speaker 4: So you escaped that. I guess the rest of the production,
- 35:21Speaker 4: like you did, bring in some interesting actors and were
- 35:24Speaker 4: kind of, Trying to do, I think even you mentioned
- 35:27Speaker 4: having sort of a powerful female character worked in there.
- 35:30Speaker 8: Right, that was, you know, which I think Jim Cameron
- 35:34Speaker 8: knocked me off there. He came to the screening, actually,
- 35:36Speaker 8: of Creature in Beverly Hills when we were screening it
- 35:41Speaker 8: at a theater there.
- 35:42Speaker 1: And Jim, I think, saw that and said, yeah, that's
- 35:45Speaker 1: a pretty good idea.
- 35:47Speaker 4: I don't think I can get Simone from Pee Wee,
- 35:49Speaker 4: but maybe I can get that Ripley girl from the
- 35:51Speaker 4: other movie. But, yeah, it's definitely had to be quite
- 35:57Speaker 4: an experience. And I guess building those sets, I mean,
- 36:00Speaker 4: at least the first movie was more or less on
- 36:02Speaker 4: the streets and you're shooting, but having to create a planet.
- 36:07Speaker 8: Well, you know, the entire budget of that film, I think,
- 36:10Speaker 8: was $ 750, 000. Now, we had to build 24 sets.
- 36:15Speaker 1: There was two complete spaceships.
- 36:17Speaker 8: There was, like, the German ship and the American ship,
- 36:20Speaker 8: plus the planet surface, and... you know, uh, so that
- 36:25Speaker 8: was pretty ambitious for that kind of budget.
- 36:28Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 36:28Speaker 4: Reasonable budget.
- 36:29Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 36:30Speaker 1: But I worked with the art department.
- 36:31Speaker 8: We came up with some fairly clever schemes, I think,
- 36:34Speaker 8: where the, the, a lot of the set pieces could be,
- 36:37Speaker 8: were designed. So if you turn them upside down, they
- 36:39Speaker 8: looked completely different.
- 36:41Speaker 4: So we just turned the Poseidon adventure.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:43Speaker 8: So we turned things upside down, repainted them and, and, uh,
- 36:47Speaker 8: brought in a few new pieces and stuff.
- 36:49Speaker 4: And that's, you know, you do what you have to do.
- 36:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:52Speaker 8: So it, it, it, I think worked pretty well. I'll
- 36:54Speaker 8: tell you a funny story though. You know, there's a
- 36:56Speaker 8: scene in the film where, where, uh, this actress of
- 36:59Speaker 8: Marie Loren, she, uh, uh, attacks this one guy out
- 37:03Speaker 8: on the planet surface and she's naked, right?
- 37:06Speaker 1: Well, I'll give you, tell you how that happened.
- 37:08Speaker 8: We were, uh, that scene was actually originally supposed to
- 37:10Speaker 8: take place in one of the spaceships, but, um, we
- 37:14Speaker 8: were kind of behind schedule. So we just cut it
- 37:17Speaker 8: out of the script. And, uh, uh, Finally, I went
- 37:23Speaker 8: to the producer and said, we really need this scene.
- 37:25Speaker 8: They said, we've already torn down all the spaceship sets.
- 37:33Speaker 8: We could probably redo it out on the planet's surface.
- 37:37Speaker 8: They said, okay, you can do that. I went up
- 37:41Speaker 8: to Marie and said, Marie, this is what we're planning
- 37:43Speaker 8: on doing. She said, great, because I wanted to do
- 37:45Speaker 8: this scene.
- 37:46Speaker 1: She said, I think I should do it naked. I'm
- 37:49Speaker 1: sure I went, uh, yeah, sure. That sounds good to me. Yeah.
- 37:54Speaker 4: Naked in space. That's one of my favorite novels.
- 37:59Speaker 1: So anyway, that was creature.
- 38:00Speaker 8: And, um, again, you know, uh, I probably could have
- 38:04Speaker 8: made something out of that as for, for my career.
- 38:06Speaker 1: I was just too stupid to know how to do that.
- 38:08Speaker 4: Because it was, you never know.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Cause it made number eight in the, in the country.
- 38:13Speaker 8: It actually was extremely profitable. In fact, um, When I
- 38:16Speaker 8: went back and read the numbers, it was almost doing
- 38:19Speaker 8: Star Wars numbers. I mean, it was like in terms
- 38:21Speaker 8: of like the per screen average.
- 38:24Speaker 4: Well, and that definitely hit in the coming out into
- 38:27Speaker 4: the video era. And it's like that's one of those
- 38:29Speaker 4: like I saw on every shelf forever. Like it was
- 38:32Speaker 4: just the staple of every mom and pop video store
- 38:35Speaker 4: was Creature. So I was like, yeah, over the years,
- 38:37Speaker 4: I was like it had to like had a lot
- 38:40Speaker 4: of views that like, yeah, just people from, you know, there.
- 38:43Speaker 4: There weren't as many movies out there. You just pick
- 38:45Speaker 4: up what you did at the video store. So I
- 38:47Speaker 4: think eventually everybody probably saw a creature.
- 38:49Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a very successful film.
- 38:53Speaker 8: But then after that, I kind of decided I should
- 38:56Speaker 8: go back.
- 38:57Speaker 1: And learn more about filmmaking.
- 38:59Speaker 8: So I went to UCLA and studied film at UCLA,
- 39:02Speaker 8: which turned out to be a really good thing on
- 39:03Speaker 8: a number of levels.
- 39:05Speaker 1: I wasn't studying film. I was mostly studying working with
- 39:07Speaker 1: actors because I really.
- 39:09Speaker 8: felt, you know, I'd been a photographer since I was
- 39:11Speaker 8: very young, you know, and I, yeah, and I thought, well.
- 39:15Speaker 1: You know, it'd be good to know more about actors
- 39:18Speaker 1: and stuff.
- 39:18Speaker 8: So I studied a class and in that class were
- 39:22Speaker 8: a number of people who went on to like do
- 39:25Speaker 8: major things. And one of them was a guy named
- 39:28Speaker 8: Bill Froelich who went on to be the producer on
- 39:31Speaker 8: Freddy's Nightmares, and one day he called me up and said,
- 39:34Speaker 8: you want to come in and shoot some Freddy's?
- 39:36Speaker 1: So I thought, well, that's great. So that was a
- 39:39Speaker 1: terrible show, but it was kind of good because the producers...
- 39:44Speaker 1: didn't care about the show.
- 39:46Speaker 4: It gives you a lot of rain.
- 39:48Speaker 1: So they just said, do whatever you want to do.
- 39:50Speaker 1: So I said, great. So I went in and did
- 39:53Speaker 1: a bunch of those.
- 39:54Speaker 8: And then that turned into another thing where a guy
- 39:58Speaker 8: named Gil Adler was on that show as a producer.
- 40:01Speaker 8: He later on went to become the producer on Tales
- 40:04Speaker 8: from the Crypt.
- 40:06Speaker 4: Which, again, I latched onto that one quite a bit.
- 40:09Speaker 4: I think that's still a pretty fun series and brought
- 40:11Speaker 4: in some amazing talent and directors.
- 40:14Speaker 8: Well, I mean, everybody was on that show, and they
- 40:16Speaker 8: were getting big-time people to come in and direct those episodes.
- 40:19Speaker 4: Thinking back, it's one of the first times it crossed
- 40:23Speaker 4: over into cable. The fact that HBO was banking that,
- 40:27Speaker 4: more or less, it's like now you look at, that's
- 40:29Speaker 4: where all the stuff, that's where all the TV shows
- 40:32Speaker 4: are now is getting funded by cable networks and not
- 40:35Speaker 4: network television anymore. So it's, it's funny how early on,
- 40:38Speaker 4: I guess that was that worked, I guess, planting that
- 40:41Speaker 4: seed for Sopranos would come along and revolutionize everything.
- 40:45Speaker 8: Well, and the thing about the, the, about HBO, uh,
- 40:48Speaker 8: was they didn't have anything like standards and practices.
- 40:51Speaker 1: They didn't care, you know, you could do anything you wanted.
- 40:53Speaker 4: That's what brought people in really. It's like, we've got nudity,
- 40:56Speaker 4: we've got language, come to HBO.
- 40:58Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 40:58Speaker 8: So, uh, you know, so I went there and actually,
- 41:01Speaker 8: I really had no idea what you could do or
- 41:03Speaker 8: what you couldn't do, but I'd heard that, you know,
- 41:05Speaker 8: sort of freewheeling there. So, um, uh, the way I
- 41:09Speaker 8: got the job though, was it was like the sixth
- 41:12Speaker 8: season of Tales from the Crypt, and they pretty much
- 41:15Speaker 8: run through all of the good directors. So they said,
- 41:20Speaker 8: who can we get to direct? And Gil said, I
- 41:23Speaker 8: know this guy who likes horror movies. So they brought
- 41:26Speaker 8: me in on what they called The Bottle Show, which
- 41:29Speaker 8: if you don't know what that is.
- 41:30Speaker 1: It's It's usually the cheapest episode of any series.
- 41:33Speaker 8: They always have one show that's called The Bottle Show,
- 41:36Speaker 8: which usually is like two people talking.
- 41:38Speaker 1: In a room or something like that.
- 41:39Speaker 4: It's very self-contained.
- 41:41Speaker 1: It's cheap to make. So they gave me what they
- 41:44Speaker 1: called The Bottle Show. Apparently, they were extremely happy with
- 41:53Speaker 1: what I did.
- 41:53Speaker 8: It was an episode called Only Skin Deep.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Talia Thompson? No, that's the only Cindy. Oh, yeah, okay.
- 42:01Speaker 1: There's two episodes, and it was very confusing.
- 42:03Speaker 4: I was like, I know the title. No, that's the
- 42:04Speaker 4: other title.
- 42:07Speaker 8: No, mine was with Sherry Rose and Peter Onorati were
- 42:12Speaker 8: the actors. It's about a girl who looks like she's
- 42:15Speaker 8: wearing a mask, and he goes to a party.
- 42:17Speaker 4: Yeah, I think. Again, at some point, I got through
- 42:20Speaker 4: all of them, so I'm sure.
- 42:21Speaker 3: I watched it.
- 42:21Speaker 8: But anyway, so yeah, that got great reviews, got nominated
- 42:26Speaker 8: for a Cable Ace Award. And so the producers wanted
- 42:29Speaker 8: me to come back and do more, so I did
- 42:31Speaker 8: another Tales from the Crypt and then went off to
- 42:33Speaker 8: England to do their show, Perversions.
- 42:36Speaker 1: No, that was Tales from the Crypt.
- 42:38Speaker 8: Then I came back and did an episode of Perversions
- 42:40Speaker 8: of Science, which was the science fiction version of Tales
- 42:43Speaker 8: from the Crypt. That was great because I worked with
- 42:48Speaker 8: David Warner, who I always wanted to work with.
- 42:50Speaker 1: That's pretty handsome right there.
- 42:52Speaker 8: And Ron Perlman and Jeff Combs, and that's where I
- 42:55Speaker 8: hooked up with Jeff. And then I was offered a
- 43:01Speaker 8: movie for TV, and then they called me and said, well,
- 43:06Speaker 8: we're developing the William Castle catalog, and we want to
- 43:12Speaker 8: do a remake of House on Haunted Hill.
- 43:14Speaker 1: Would you be interested in developing it?
- 43:16Speaker 4: Was that the first one in that run?
- 43:18Speaker 1: It was the first.
- 43:20Speaker 4: The Haunting came out right before that, which wasn't... But
- 43:23Speaker 4: it was kind of like they were all kind of
- 43:24Speaker 4: trying to hurry up and remake the old movies and.
- 43:27Speaker 1: Get it out there. Well, actually, I was kind of
- 43:28Speaker 1: annoyed by The Haunting. Here's why.
- 43:30Speaker 4: It's got problems.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Well, no. I was annoyed because... And this happened to
- 43:35Speaker 1: me a couple times. I don't know. It's like Spielberg's
- 43:37Speaker 1: company is after me or something. Do you hear Jean Devon?
- 43:40Speaker 2: Because.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Because we started before they did.
- 43:43Speaker 8: Because we announced House on Haunted Hill, and they suddenly went, oh, well,
- 43:47Speaker 8: let's do the Haunted.
- 43:48Speaker 1: We're going to do the Haunted. And because they had
- 43:49Speaker 1: more money, they just threw money at it and got
- 43:51Speaker 1: it out quicker.
- 43:52Speaker 4: It looks like they threw money at it is the problem.
- 43:55Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 43:55Speaker 4: It's got issues.
- 43:57Speaker 1: And I always thought that House on Haunted Hill would
- 43:58Speaker 1: have done even that much better. It was a huge hit.
- 44:01Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 44:01Speaker 1: It would have been even bigger, I think, had.
- 44:04Speaker 4: People not gotten burned by the last Ghost movie. Exactly, yeah.
- 44:07Speaker 1: So, but anyway.
- 44:10Speaker 8: So I shot House on Haunted Hill, which was done
- 44:13Speaker 8: up in Santa Clarita.
- 44:18Speaker 1: Here's what was weird.
- 44:19Speaker 8: Warner Brothers movie, done by Warner Brothers, they told us
- 44:25Speaker 8: we couldn't afford the shoot.
- 44:26Speaker 1: On their lot. And I went, wait a minute.
- 44:29Speaker 4: Those are two different departments.
- 44:30Speaker 1: I said, it's your movie. How can I not afford
- 44:33Speaker 1: the shot in the lot?
- 44:35Speaker 3: Yep.
- 44:35Speaker 4: There's somebody sitting in another office somewhere going, we're going
- 44:38Speaker 4: to have to charge you on our own lot.
- 44:41Speaker 3: Right.
- 44:41Speaker 1: It's like, Lord, I don't understand.
- 44:44Speaker 4: Well, that coming from the castle catalog there, is it,
- 44:48Speaker 4: did you have specific ties to that or had they
- 44:51Speaker 4: just been like, we're going to do our own thing?
- 44:52Speaker 4: Or did you feel like you had to live up
- 44:54Speaker 4: to that crazy William Castle appeal and approach to everything.
- 44:59Speaker 8: Well terry castle was actually one of the producers on
- 45:01Speaker 8: it that was his.
- 45:02Speaker 4: Daughter yeah she kind of spearheaded that.
- 45:04Speaker 8: Right and and uh so she was on the set
- 45:07Speaker 8: but i really felt you know i liked house on.
- 45:09Speaker 1: Haunted hill i liked the vincent price.
- 45:11Speaker 8: Movie and i and i and i knew that that
- 45:14Speaker 8: the audiences and the fans were going to be like
- 45:17Speaker 8: ready to burn me you know if uh You know,
- 45:20Speaker 8: if we didn't live up to something.
- 45:21Speaker 4: It's a dodgy situation there. You can go either way.
- 45:24Speaker 8: And this first script that came in, which I had
- 45:27Speaker 8: nothing to do with, I read it and I said,
- 45:29Speaker 8: this is terrible.
- 45:30Speaker 1: We can't make this.
- 45:32Speaker 8: And the studio felt the same way and they were
- 45:34Speaker 8: going to cancel the picture. And I said, wait a minute,
- 45:36Speaker 8: let me see if I can save this. So I
- 45:38Speaker 8: got together with the writer and I said, let's go
- 45:40Speaker 8: and watch the original House on Haunted Hill. And let's
- 45:44Speaker 8: take some notes and figure out everything we like about it.
- 45:48Speaker 8: And so that's what we did, and we tried to
- 45:50Speaker 8: incorporate as much of the original story as possible, but
- 45:53Speaker 8: still find places to make it spin. And for me,
- 45:57Speaker 8: as a kid, the thing I remembered, I was disappointed,
- 46:00Speaker 8: was that there was no real ghosts. I said, so
- 46:03Speaker 8: this time we're going to have real ghosts, and the
- 46:06Speaker 8: characters in the film will be confused as to whether
- 46:08Speaker 8: or not, you know, are these ghosts real, or is
- 46:11Speaker 8: this something that Price is doing, so.
- 46:15Speaker 4: And you need a sheet on a string to come
- 46:16Speaker 4: out in the theater.
- 46:17Speaker 1: In the middle. Emerge-o. Yeah, we needed Emerge-o.
- 46:20Speaker 4: Shocking seats. And you need to work in some good gimmicks.
- 46:24Speaker 4: That just doesn't take off like it used to back then.
- 46:27Speaker 1: But, yeah, I mean, but that was a cool movie
- 46:31Speaker 1: to do.
- 46:32Speaker 4: And turned out pretty well. Again, bringing that cast together, too.
- 46:36Speaker 1: You know, but there's things you get stuck with.
- 46:38Speaker 8: When you're making a picture for the studios, there's always
- 46:40Speaker 8: things you go, Yeah, I don't really want to do this.
- 46:42Speaker 1: And they go, okay, no, you have to do this.
- 46:44Speaker 4: We're the ones backing all this, so your hands are
- 46:47Speaker 4: tied at that point.
- 46:51Speaker 1: There weren't any talking ghosts in the end of the
- 46:53Speaker 1: movie originally. That was something I got stuck with. Oh, no.
- 46:57Speaker 4: Is that sort of thing the kind of stuff that
- 47:00Speaker 4: makes you want to? I really don't want to make
- 47:02Speaker 4: a movie for a while. Is it so frustrating kind
- 47:04Speaker 4: of dealing with studio for screens?
- 47:06Speaker 8: Well, after a while, it's like you can do it
- 47:09Speaker 8: for a while and then suddenly you just kind of go, God,
- 47:11Speaker 8: I don't want to do this anymore.
- 47:14Speaker 1: Which I think is what led me to.
- 47:15Speaker 8: Making my own film, Parasomnia. I said, I want to
- 47:18Speaker 8: make my movie the way I want to make it.
- 47:21Speaker 8: And I had a little taste of that with Masters
- 47:25Speaker 8: of Horror, the TV series, which were hour-long shows. and
- 47:30Speaker 8: there the whole premise of the show was let the
- 47:33Speaker 8: filmmaker make whatever they want to make as long as
- 47:36Speaker 8: they come in on time and on budget.
- 47:38Speaker 4: Actually, a couple of weeks back I had Mick Garris on.
- 47:42Speaker 4: That was kind of what I was asking him. Because
- 47:45Speaker 4: he's done a ton of TV and sometimes one-off TV.
- 47:49Speaker 4: At least yours were a lot more self-contained. But coming
- 47:52Speaker 4: into a pre-existing series, and still trying to run it
- 47:56Speaker 4: as director and sort of put your own stamp on
- 47:59Speaker 4: it and give it your own artistic flair, but being
- 48:03Speaker 4: part of a bigger series. Is that something that you
- 48:05Speaker 4: found challenging?
- 48:06Speaker 8: If you're doing a TV series that's like, I don't
- 48:08Speaker 8: know if you're doing Penny Dreadful or if you're doing
- 48:11Speaker 8: something like that.
- 48:12Speaker 4: Running storyline.
- 48:13Speaker 8: Yeah, they don't want you to come in and recreate
- 48:16Speaker 8: their TV show, which is understandable.
- 48:19Speaker 4: The showrunner kind of runs more than the director, I guess.
- 48:22Speaker 1: Right.
- 48:23Speaker 8: I mean, most television shows, the director's actually kind of
- 48:25Speaker 8: the low man on the tone.
- 48:27Speaker 1: I mean, literally, the caterer could get you fired.
- 48:30Speaker 4: That's not good at all.
- 48:33Speaker 1: Craft services will be held at 6 p.m. for the mourners.
- 48:36Speaker 4: These crab puffs are terrible. You're out of here.
- 48:38Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 48:41Speaker 4: Well, then, I guess you mentioned going in and making
- 48:44Speaker 4: your own. Was it something that you... Like started from
- 48:47Speaker 4: scratch and went in and even back to finding the
- 48:50Speaker 4: funding for?
- 48:51Speaker 8: Well, actually, I broke the first rule of filmmaking, which
- 48:54Speaker 8: is never finance your own movies.
- 48:57Speaker 1: I actually, a friend of mine had been.
- 48:59Speaker 4: Tell that to George, Luke.
- 49:01Speaker 8: Yeah, a friend of mine had been bugging me for
- 49:04Speaker 8: a number of years. In fact, he was involved in
- 49:06Speaker 8: Scared to Death and said, let's make another movie. And,
- 49:09Speaker 8: you know, he was doing really well at that point
- 49:11Speaker 8: and said, you know, I'll put up half the budget
- 49:13Speaker 8: and if you put up half the budget, so.
- 49:16Speaker 1: So we put up.
- 49:17Speaker 8: A lot of money and then when out and made,
- 49:20Speaker 8: made a Paris Omnia. Now what happened sadly for us
- 49:24Speaker 8: was that in that interim, by the time we started it,
- 49:27Speaker 8: when we started, if you made a movie for under
- 49:29Speaker 8: a million dollars or somewhere around that budget, you were
- 49:32Speaker 8: pretty much guaranteed of getting your money back.
- 49:35Speaker 1: That changed over the course of the time that we
- 49:37Speaker 1: were making the film.
- 49:38Speaker 4: A very short amount of time when everything shifted in
- 49:40Speaker 4: the industry.
- 49:42Speaker 8: And by the time we'd finished the film, which it
- 49:45Speaker 8: took us almost two years to finish the film because
- 49:47Speaker 8: it had like 150 effect shots and all that stuff,
- 49:52Speaker 8: the landscape of filmmaking completely changed and we basically lost
- 49:56Speaker 8: all of our money. to piracy and a bunch of
- 49:59Speaker 8: other things.
- 50:00Speaker 4: Another weird new aspect that nobody saw coming.
- 50:03Speaker 1: So there you go.
- 50:05Speaker 8: But I'm still happy I made it because I'm still
- 50:08Speaker 8: proud of the film.
- 50:10Speaker 4: Is it one of those trying to find a way
- 50:12Speaker 4: to get it out? I was trying to remember the
- 50:13Speaker 4: time frame as it's coming out. Is it like now
- 50:15Speaker 4: there's no distribution where there used to be?
- 50:18Speaker 8: Well, there's plenty of people calling us up saying they
- 50:20Speaker 8: want to distribute the movie, but the difference had changed
- 50:23Speaker 8: where No, give us the movie.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 50:25Speaker 1: No, we don't want to pay you. Give us the movie.
- 50:27Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of across the board anymore. It's like
- 50:29Speaker 4: that's the way everybody does it.
- 50:31Speaker 1: Yeah, and I went to him.
- 50:32Speaker 8: I said, I'll tell you what, I will give you
- 50:34Speaker 8: my movie if we can go down to the local
- 50:37Speaker 8: Rolls-Royce dealer, and if he'll give us a Rolls-Royce for free,
- 50:41Speaker 8: I said, I'll be glad to give you the movie.
- 50:44Speaker 4: Well, I guess, again, I was going to ask, because
- 50:47Speaker 4: I think I heard you say, like, people come up
- 50:49Speaker 4: to you now and, like, up-and-coming filmmakers, and like, give
- 50:53Speaker 4: me some advice, and you were like, I don't know.
- 50:55Speaker 4: So is it one of those, if you were coming
- 50:57Speaker 4: into the scene now, would you even want to be
- 51:00Speaker 4: a filmmaker?
- 51:01Speaker 1: I don't think I would, honestly.
- 51:03Speaker 8: I think, I feel really sorry for people who want
- 51:05Speaker 8: to be in the film business now, because like, I
- 51:07Speaker 8: don't even know how you would make inroads into that,
- 51:10Speaker 8: because the truth is, I mean, as you know, there's
- 51:13Speaker 8: no there's no films between a hundred thousand and a
- 51:17Speaker 8: hundred million.
- 51:18Speaker 4: It's all, yeah. There's no middle ground anymore. It's super
- 51:21Speaker 4: indie shot on your iPhone or tent pole release for
- 51:24Speaker 4: the summer.
- 51:25Speaker 1: And that's it.
- 51:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:26Speaker 1: And you realize how many of those tent pole movies
- 51:28Speaker 1: get made.
- 51:29Speaker 4: You know, and even a few of those tank before
- 51:31Speaker 4: the summer's out.
- 51:34Speaker 8: So also if you look, if you follow like directors,
- 51:39Speaker 8: you know, most directors make one movie and that's, you
- 51:42Speaker 8: never see them again.
- 51:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:43Speaker 4: You know, There are quite a few that, yeah, you'll
- 51:45Speaker 4: look up and be like, what else? Oh, this was it.
- 51:47Speaker 1: That's it? Yeah.
- 51:48Speaker 4: So it broke.
- 51:49Speaker 2: Them, basically.
- 51:50Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a really sad state of affairs. And I
- 51:53Speaker 8: don't see how it's going to change.
- 51:55Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 51:56Speaker 4: I think it's all right artistically. I think just not
- 52:00Speaker 4: as a business. So it's one of those, if you
- 52:02Speaker 4: just want to make films because you want to get
- 52:04Speaker 4: together with your friends and make a film, there's such
- 52:07Speaker 4: decent technology available to you now. That's great, and you
- 52:10Speaker 4: can do that. And I've seen some pretty impressive stuff
- 52:13Speaker 4: that people shot out of pocket with equipment that they had,
- 52:17Speaker 4: make their own special effects. There's a lot of really
- 52:20Speaker 4: bad stuff, too. But if you hit the right person,
- 52:22Speaker 4: they can put together a really good thing, but then
- 52:25Speaker 4: there's nothing to do with it. And even if you
- 52:27Speaker 4: distribute it out there, you're still not going to make
- 52:29Speaker 4: anything out of it. So that's where it used to be. Eventually,
- 52:33Speaker 4: you'll come back around, you'll get your money back, you'll
- 52:36Speaker 4: come out ahead. I don't know that we're getting to
- 52:38Speaker 4: that point, or we've already passed that point, maybe.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 52:41Speaker 8: I mean, as far as feature films, I think I'm
- 52:43Speaker 8: at a point now where I'm just going to go
- 52:45Speaker 8: make stuff that I want to make just for the
- 52:47Speaker 8: sake of making it, and that's it. I mean, I
- 52:49Speaker 8: have no expectations of making any money off of it.
- 52:51Speaker 4: I mean, that's kind of what the internet has become.
- 52:53Speaker 4: It's just, in a sad way, it's a dumping ground,
- 52:56Speaker 4: but it's the same way. It's whatever you make, you
- 52:58Speaker 4: can at least get out there to people, and if
- 53:00Speaker 4: you have fans, they can find it.
- 53:01Speaker 5: Right.
- 53:02Speaker 4: It's good and bad. It allows way too much junk
- 53:06Speaker 4: to be thrown at people, but at the same time,
- 53:08Speaker 4: it gives you an avenue, even if it's not a
- 53:10Speaker 4: profitable avenue. Artistically, you can make whatever you want to make,
- 53:14Speaker 4: so that's kind of awesome.
- 53:16Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's good, particularly if your parents have a
- 53:20Speaker 1: lot of money.
- 53:22Speaker 4: I'm still waiting for that to kick in. Are you
- 53:24Speaker 4: guys just hiding it? What's the deal?
- 53:26Speaker 1: Mom, Dad, cough in some money here.
- 53:29Speaker 5: Well, then, I guess.
- 53:32Speaker 4: we skipped over early stuff that i at least wanted
- 53:34Speaker 4: to uh address the robbie you i've always loved robbie
- 53:39Speaker 4: the robot as far back as i can remember and
- 53:41Speaker 4: i think you trumped me by far so i guess
- 53:44Speaker 4: like what was because you said you were modeling him
- 53:47Speaker 4: earlier i guess what was that first time you remember
- 53:49Speaker 4: seeing robbie the robot.
- 53:50Speaker 8: Well i remember i grew up in lansing michigan i
- 53:53Speaker 8: remember that um I think I saw some promos for
- 53:57Speaker 8: Forbidden Planet. I think it was like this Perry Como
- 54:00Speaker 8: show or something like that. And they had Robbie the Robot.
- 54:02Speaker 1: And I thought, that's cool. And I.
- 54:06Speaker 8: Remember that my parents took me to the Gladmer Theater
- 54:10Speaker 8: in Lansing. And I remember the flying saucer coming over
- 54:14Speaker 8: at the beginning and that music, that electronic tone out.
- 54:18Speaker 8: And then when Robbie stepped out onto the screen, I
- 54:21Speaker 8: was hooked.
- 54:22Speaker 1: And I said, this is the best thing ever. And
- 54:25Speaker 1: it's funny because, you know, that movie is such a
- 54:27Speaker 1: literate film. Yeah. And it's very slow-paced. But as a kid,
- 54:31Speaker 1: I was totally entranced.
- 54:33Speaker 4: It's like it makes up for it another. Like you said,
- 54:35Speaker 4: the sound design, like the noises that come into play
- 54:38Speaker 4: there or the color scheme that they work in is
- 54:40Speaker 4: like it's all so, again, it's alluring. Like it brings
- 54:44Speaker 4: you in in ways that maybe the slow pace would
- 54:47Speaker 4: turn you off. But the other stuff is so intoxicating.
- 54:50Speaker 8: I think that was the genius of it. I mean,
- 54:52Speaker 8: and I feel kind of sad for young people. you know,
- 54:55Speaker 8: audiences because, I mean, that was a very, like I said,
- 54:59Speaker 8: you know, intelligent film and it didn't talk.
- 55:02Speaker 1: Yeah. And it didn't talk down to the audience. No.
- 55:06Speaker 1: You know.
- 55:06Speaker 4: It didn't really dumb it down for, again, which was
- 55:09Speaker 4: probably a relatively unsophisticated crowd going to the matinees to
- 55:13Speaker 4: see a sci-fi movie. Like it could have been really dumb,
- 55:16Speaker 4: but it's not.
- 55:16Speaker 1: And that's why you needed Robbie the Robot in there
- 55:18Speaker 1: because the kids are going to love Robbie the Robot.
- 55:20Speaker 1: The adults are going to love the ideas in the film. Yeah.
- 55:24Speaker 8: And yeah, I taught film for a short period, for
- 55:29Speaker 8: about a year in Los Angeles. And I used to
- 55:32Speaker 8: tell the students, I said, every movie needs Robbie the Robot.
- 55:35Speaker 8: And I was being serious. I don't mean that you
- 55:37Speaker 8: need that guy. But what Robbie did for Forbidden Planet
- 55:42Speaker 8: was every time he was in a scene, your eyes
- 55:44Speaker 8: were glued to him.
- 55:46Speaker 1: He stole the show.
- 55:47Speaker 8: And if you're a filmmaker, you need something that's like that,
- 55:50Speaker 8: that that even if it's just sitting there, you can't
- 55:53Speaker 8: help but look at it.
- 55:54Speaker 4: There's still, yeah, there's quite a few movies that I'll
- 55:57Speaker 4: be like, it wouldn't be the same without this one character,
- 55:59Speaker 4: this one scene. So, yeah, it kind of has that.
- 56:02Speaker 1: A set or something that sucks.
- 56:06Speaker 4: You in every time. But then you, so, at that point,
- 56:09Speaker 4: I guess you didn't imagine you would, somewhere down the line,
- 56:12Speaker 4: have yourself a Robbie the Ripper. Well, and the Robbie
- 56:15Speaker 4: the Robot. The, not just A.
- 56:18Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, you know, if I were to tell
- 56:22Speaker 8: Bill Malone at age 10 that.
- 56:23Speaker 1: He was going to own Robbie the Robot someday, my
- 56:26Speaker 1: brain would have melted. You know, yeah, because... that was
- 56:31Speaker 1: such a iconic thing.
- 56:34Speaker 8: And to this day, it's, I, I don't know how
- 56:36Speaker 8: many pictures I sketched of Robbie when I was a kid.
- 56:39Speaker 4: I'm sure there's a few for me too. I mean,
- 56:41Speaker 4: thinking like there's few robots in, in, you know, of
- 56:45Speaker 4: all of sci-fi that are that identifiable, like almost other
- 56:48Speaker 4: than maybe R2D2 now, like there's very few that like
- 56:52Speaker 4: just anybody on the street, arguably different countries. Like it's trans,
- 56:56Speaker 4: it's just kind of gone so far into the world
- 56:59Speaker 4: that pop culture is.
- 57:00Speaker 8: Well, you know, the thing about Robbie is he's actually
- 57:03Speaker 8: such an icon that more people know Robbie the Robot
- 57:06Speaker 8: than know Forbidden Planet.
- 57:07Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure. They could name, even if they didn't
- 57:10Speaker 4: know the name, they would know him, they would recognize him,
- 57:12Speaker 4: but I bet a fraction of normal, you know, here,
- 57:15Speaker 4: you don't have a problem. We're in the middle of geekiness, but,
- 57:18Speaker 4: you know, out in the real world, I bet most
- 57:20Speaker 4: people I know aren't familiar enough with Forbidden Planet to
- 57:23Speaker 4: know which movie is which. They're like, is that the
- 57:25Speaker 4: one with the big shiny silver guy? No, that's Day
- 57:27Speaker 4: of the Earth. You know, they'd They'll kind of confuse
- 57:30Speaker 4: all their sci-fi stuff.
- 57:32Speaker 1: But if they saw a picture, oh, I know that guy.
- 57:35Speaker 4: He holds girls in his arms. Well, I mean, kind of,
- 57:38Speaker 4: but that's not really the, never mind. So you did
- 57:42Speaker 4: start making your own first off, and then eventually.
- 57:47Speaker 8: Yeah, and when I got a chance to see the
- 57:51Speaker 8: original Robbie, which was in a museum in Buena Park,
- 57:56Speaker 8: I was fascinated, and I said.
- 57:57Speaker 1: And stupidly, I looked at it and said, well, I
- 58:00Speaker 1: can build that.
- 58:01Speaker 4: Again, always ambitious.
- 58:04Speaker 8: So I spent the next two years building a replica,
- 58:06Speaker 8: and all my friends thought I was nuts. But what
- 58:10Speaker 8: was good, as soon as I finished building it, which
- 58:12Speaker 8: I built the first replica there was of Robbie, as
- 58:16Speaker 8: soon as I got done with it, I started renting
- 58:18Speaker 8: them out. People called and said, can I build it?
- 58:20Speaker 8: So I started making money off of it. And then
- 58:22Speaker 8: my friends kind of went, oh, maybe this wasn't such
- 58:24Speaker 8: a bad idea.
- 58:25Speaker 4: Where was he going to? Like Hollywood events or like
- 58:28Speaker 4: people's parties?
- 58:29Speaker 8: No, Hollywood events, you know, and the Halloween shows and
- 58:33Speaker 8: then TV shows ultimately rented him to Mork and Mindy.
- 58:38Speaker 4: I remember him in some form turning up on a
- 58:40Speaker 4: lot of TV shows.
- 58:41Speaker 8: Yeah, so pretty much anything you see in the 70s
- 58:43Speaker 8: that was Robbie was mine.
- 58:45Speaker 1: You know, cause the original was in the museum at
- 58:47Speaker 1: that point.
- 58:48Speaker 8: And then around 1980, that museum folded and a friend,
- 58:52Speaker 8: a friend of mine called me up and said, if
- 58:54Speaker 8: you want Robbie, get your ass down here because they're
- 58:57Speaker 8: selling everything in the place. And I, I'm sure that
- 59:00Speaker 8: he didn't get the words out.
- 59:01Speaker 1: For the phone dropped and I was speeding in my
- 59:04Speaker 1: car down there.
- 59:05Speaker 4: Robbie, I'm on my way!
- 59:07Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 59:08Speaker 1: So, you know, so I.
- 59:09Speaker 8: Bought him, and he needed a little restoration, so I
- 59:11Speaker 8: did some resto work on him, and, you know, and I've,
- 59:16Speaker 8: you know, had him ever since, and, you know.
- 59:18Speaker 4: Talk to him every day.
- 59:19Speaker 1: Yeah, see him every morning, we sit and have coffee.
- 59:22Speaker 4: That's the way to start the day, really.
- 59:24Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 59:24Speaker 4: Coffee with Robbie the robot.
- 59:26Speaker 8: There you go.
- 59:26Speaker 4: Well, and then I guess one of the other claims
- 59:30Speaker 4: to fame uh are you saying you made the first
- 59:34Speaker 4: and only michael myers mask is that the story.
- 59:38Speaker 8: Well no here's what happened is i was working for
- 59:40Speaker 8: don poe studios this is in the 70s and um
- 59:45Speaker 8: uh we uh got licenses from various companies we had
- 59:50Speaker 8: the universal license for the monsters and stuff and then
- 59:53Speaker 8: um I sort of got the notion that Universal probably
- 59:56Speaker 8: was going to pull the plug on us. And even
- 59:58Speaker 8: if they didn't, the idea of having only one supplier
- 1:00:01Speaker 8: was probably a bad idea. So I said, we need
- 1:00:03Speaker 8: to get licenses from other companies. So we got the
- 1:00:06Speaker 8: license from 20th Century Fox or the Planet of the Apes.
- 1:00:09Speaker 8: And they actually approached us and said, well, we.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: Want you to do the Star Trek characters. You know, Mr. Spock,
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: Captain Kirk.
- 1:00:18Speaker 8: And we got it. our interest in it was for
- 1:00:21Speaker 8: the monsters. We said, well, great, because we want the vampire.
- 1:00:24Speaker 8: We don't care about Captain Kirk and Mr.
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: Spock.
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: Nobody wants to wear that.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: But we want the Goron.
- 1:00:30Speaker 4: Yeah, the Goron everybody wants.
- 1:00:31Speaker 8: Yeah, so we said, okay, we'll get the license. And
- 1:00:33Speaker 8: they said, well, you have to do Captain Kirk and Mr.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: Spock.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: I said, okay.
- 1:00:37Speaker 8: So we got life casts of them, and those were
- 1:00:39Speaker 8: the basis of making those two characters. And then they
- 1:00:43Speaker 8: were out for about a year or something like that
- 1:00:45Speaker 8: when John Carpenter and his crew came in and said, well,
- 1:00:49Speaker 8: we want a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: Do we know why he picked that?
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: I have no idea.
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: That's very strange.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: I guess because it was kind of a bland character.
- 1:01:00Speaker 4: I mean, it is just a generic looking face once
- 1:01:03Speaker 4: you take the character out of it. It's just kind
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: of an odd shaped face, I guess. Yeah.
- 1:01:08Speaker 8: I mean, you know, so, and they said, spray the
- 1:01:12Speaker 8: hair black, which we did. Now, see, everyone says that
- 1:01:16Speaker 8: I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm telling you
- 1:01:19Speaker 8: it was black.
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: I sprayed it myself. It was black.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: I have pictures of it. When we delivered it, it
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: was black.
- 1:01:27Speaker 8: And if you watch Halloween, it's actually black through most
- 1:01:29Speaker 8: of the film. It's only at the very end that
- 1:01:32Speaker 8: it's kind of gone into this blonde color. It's because
- 1:01:34Speaker 8: the black that we sprayed in it by that time.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: Had come out.
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: It's all falling apart.
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: But if you look at the earlier scenes in the film,
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: it's actually black.
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: It's a different, yeah.
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: The black and white seems like, again, it's a different
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: direction to go with that. But yeah, that's, so it's
- 1:01:52Speaker 4: all you're doing.
- 1:01:54Speaker 8: Well, you know, I had no idea it was going
- 1:01:57Speaker 8: to be any kind of, you know, it was.
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: Like, okay.
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: Little, yeah, little did we know what would happen. And
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: they're making another one even now. Like this many years later,
- 1:02:04Speaker 4: they're still working that same.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Gosh. You know, a lot of sequels,
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: you just go leave it alone and just, you know.
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: And on that, don't know like after the zombie wins
- 1:02:15Speaker 4: i was just like you're not even making halloween movies
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: anymore like that second one i was like i don't
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: mind it but i'm like it's not halloween at all
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: like it's just a guy he's not even wearing the
- 1:02:24Speaker 4: mask most of the movie i'm like he's just a
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: big thug out in the woods like killing people which
- 1:02:29Speaker 4: i'm fine just make that movie like write yourself your
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: own story like i don't understand the i do it's
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: financial it's branding but I'm just like, Rob Zombie, you've
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: got enough pull at this point to just go make
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: your own killer. Why do you want to keep messing
- 1:02:42Speaker 4: with Michael Myers?
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: It's very strange.
- 1:02:46Speaker 8: Well, at some point you've got to realize people come
- 1:02:48Speaker 8: to you and say, well, we'll give you money to
- 1:02:50Speaker 8: make this.
- 1:02:51Speaker 4: I don't blame them. I'd cash those checks too.
- 1:02:55Speaker 8: And that's sort of the misunderstanding about filmmaking. A lot
- 1:02:59Speaker 8: of people think you go make what movies you want
- 1:03:01Speaker 8: to make, but no, you make what movies there's money for.
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: You know, and you always have your projects.
- 1:03:07Speaker 8: I've had tons of projects I thought were going to
- 1:03:09Speaker 8: be huge, but I couldn't get anybody interested in them.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: It's like I had a project with H.R.
- 1:03:14Speaker 8: Giger called The Mirror, you know, which was going to
- 1:03:17Speaker 8: be a Giger fest. I was going to build all
- 1:03:20Speaker 8: this stuff full size.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: You know, and I spent, you know, a number of
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: weeks with Giger.
- 1:03:27Speaker 8: And we had a couple different projects that, you know,
- 1:03:30Speaker 8: would have been completely different, you know, or in some
- 1:03:33Speaker 8: cases didn't get made at all, so.
- 1:03:35Speaker 4: What was he like as another crazy foreign man? But
- 1:03:39Speaker 4: he always seemed like he met well with it. As
- 1:03:42Speaker 4: strange and creepy as he was in his artwork, it
- 1:03:46Speaker 4: seemed like he had a purpose for it all.
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: He was actually very organized.
- 1:03:50Speaker 8: He was not crazy at all, except maybe in his head.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: In the artwork. Yeah, I mean, he was very... very focused.
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: He had to be methodical almost to get that stuff made.
- 1:04:04Speaker 8: I mean, the worst thing that he did was his
- 1:04:06Speaker 8: own health because he would sit in these dark rooms
- 1:04:09Speaker 8: and spray with an airbrush with no ventilation.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: Not a good idea. Yeah, and I remember going to
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: Giger and going, you know, don't do that.
- 1:04:20Speaker 4: Get a mask.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: Yeah. You're going to kill yourself.
- 1:04:24Speaker 4: You know, I guess the fact that he made it
- 1:04:26Speaker 4: as long as he did, it's pretty impressive, but.
- 1:04:28Speaker 8: You can see actually, and there's a, some footage of
- 1:04:30Speaker 8: him later at the, towards the end of his life.
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: I mean, he probably.
- 1:04:33Speaker 8: Had brain damage from, from, or, you know, Parkinson's or something.
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: Yeah. From those fumes, you know, so he did a
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: lot of airbrush.
- 1:04:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: I'll tell you a story.
- 1:04:43Speaker 8: I was in Zurich with him and he had a,
- 1:04:46Speaker 8: He had so many paintings. He would have them stacked
- 1:04:49Speaker 8: maybe 10 deep on his walls. And there was this
- 1:04:53Speaker 8: giant painting and there was these holes in the painting
- 1:04:55Speaker 8: and some stains. I said, Giger, somebody damaged your painting here.
- 1:05:00Speaker 8: And he goes, oh no, that's from my girlfriend. She
- 1:05:02Speaker 8: blew her brains out, you know. And turns out, in fact,
- 1:05:06Speaker 8: his girlfriend shot herself in front of the painting, and
- 1:05:10Speaker 8: he left it in as part of the.
- 1:05:11Speaker 4: I kind of remember hearing that that happened, but yeah,
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: I didn't know there was a painting that hung around afterwards.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:05:18Speaker 4: And he took it pretty lightly, it sounds like. Or
- 1:05:21Speaker 4: at least by that time.
- 1:05:22Speaker 8: No, I think he was sort of philosophical about it,
- 1:05:25Speaker 8: but I think he was very devastated by it.
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:05:28Speaker 4: But just, again, that you can... that's such a weird
- 1:05:31Speaker 4: character that you can just adjust to that much to, no,
- 1:05:33Speaker 4: that's a survivor, I guess. You just, you roll with
- 1:05:36Speaker 4: the things life throws at you.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: A great artist, though.
- 1:05:39Speaker 4: Oh, he's amazing. Yeah, I wish, as much as he had,
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: I still kind of wish I could see him do
- 1:05:46Speaker 4: his take on stuff now. Like, I feel like it's
- 1:05:48Speaker 4: a shame he didn't get to, especially in movies. Like,
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: as much as he infiltrated into the movie system, I
- 1:05:53Speaker 4: would have liked to see him put his stamp on
- 1:05:56Speaker 4: more stuff, really.
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Well, like I say, I mean, this was
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: going to be a gig or fest.
- 1:06:01Speaker 8: It was going to like, we're going to build those
- 1:06:03Speaker 8: things full size and make.
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: Some really cool stuff.
- 1:06:06Speaker 8: But, you know, I think the studios were afraid of
- 1:06:09Speaker 8: the sexuality of his paintings and stuff like that. So
- 1:06:12Speaker 8: we weren't able to actually get the money for it.
- 1:06:14Speaker 8: Came very close a couple of times getting that movie made.
- 1:06:17Speaker 4: Is there still reason that you would want to do
- 1:06:20Speaker 4: it without having him like help guide it? Or is
- 1:06:23Speaker 4: it something you would return to?
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: I think I would still make it.
- 1:06:26Speaker 8: In fact, I think it'd probably be, better to make
- 1:06:28Speaker 8: it now probably than when we were planning on making
- 1:06:30Speaker 8: it because I think it would be a sensational film
- 1:06:32Speaker 8: and and with his passing I think people would have.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: A new appreciation for it probably.
- 1:06:38Speaker 8: And you know I spent enough time with him and
- 1:06:41Speaker 8: understand how he works I think that I could hopefully
- 1:06:44Speaker 8: do some justice to his his vision at least I
- 1:06:47Speaker 8: would because I'm very much into keeping things the way
- 1:06:50Speaker 8: yeah you.
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: Know and it's yeah he was amazing yeah So I
- 1:06:57Speaker 4: would see it.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: All right.
- 1:06:59Speaker 4: Well, I guess that's– I threw that out there as
- 1:07:01Speaker 4: the potential option. Is there anything you're actually working on
- 1:07:05Speaker 4: that you want to tell people about or have them
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: find you somewhere?
- 1:07:09Speaker 8: Well, I am working on several things. I'm always– hesitant
- 1:07:13Speaker 8: to mention them because i think that's.
- 1:07:15Speaker 4: The hollywood way actually i am and i'm not telling you.
- 1:07:18Speaker 8: About them well it's mainly just because it's kind of
- 1:07:20Speaker 8: puts a curse.
- 1:07:21Speaker 4: On stuff i do that myself i i usually don't
- 1:07:24Speaker 4: discuss the next things coming up on the show till
- 1:07:27Speaker 4: they're done because i will jinx myself.
- 1:07:29Speaker 8: Every time exactly so uh yes i am working on something.
- 1:07:32Speaker 4: But yeah Do they need to find you online?
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: I'm on Facebook. I'll be honest, I don't spend a
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: lot of time on there.
- 1:07:39Speaker 4: It's probably for the best, really.
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I do check in every week or so. Just
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: because it takes up too much time.
- 1:07:48Speaker 4: I agree. I spend more time on there than I
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: need to. But no, that was great. Thank you for
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: sending that one.
- 1:07:55Speaker 8: Well, thank you so much for having me on the show.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: No problem. Appreciate it.
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 1:08:13Speaker 5: I thought I bought shit. I bought all kinds of shit.
- 1:08:14Speaker 4: You're always buying shit.
- 1:08:15Speaker 6: I know.
- 1:08:16Speaker 5: I bought shit I probably didn't even need. I bought
- 1:08:19Speaker 5: way more Ren and Stimpy comic books than any person
- 1:08:21Speaker 5: probably actually needs to own in their life.
- 1:08:22Speaker 4: The sad thing is I looked at you stacking them
- 1:08:24Speaker 4: over there and go, I have those at home. I'm
- 1:08:26Speaker 4: pretty sure I got It might have been the whole
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: first year of that. Because as you were pulling out
- 1:08:30Speaker 4: different covers, I was like, yeah, that looks familiar. Again,
- 1:08:34Speaker 4: it was towards the tail end when I wasn't even
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: reading stuff anymore, so I just kept buying the new
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: series that I was buying. I don't know how far
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: I even got into reading them, but I think I
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: got pretty far. You didn't read them.
- 1:08:43Speaker 5: You just looked at the pictures.
- 1:08:44Speaker 4: I don't like pictures, but yeah.
- 1:08:46Speaker 5: It reminds me of the magazine that you bought from
- 1:08:48Speaker 5: the same one that I bought stuff from.
- 1:08:50Speaker 4: The only thing I bought.
- 1:08:51Speaker 5: You bought two things.
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: Well, at that place, the only thing I bought was
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: magazines with young girls on the cover. Hell yeah. I
- 1:08:58Speaker 4: didn't realize that until I'm standing there. waiting to pay,
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, I'm creepy. You're the creepiest.
- 1:09:04Speaker 5: Even creepier that I already had at least one of them.
- 1:09:06Speaker 4: Yeah, you're also creepy. But we knew that, too.
- 1:09:09Speaker 5: Can't help it. Dominique Swain from Lolita was fucking hot.
- 1:09:12Speaker 4: Dominique Swain is awesome. I want to hang out with
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: her now.
- 1:09:14Speaker 5: I don't know what she's like now.
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: No, she makes bad... What was that one? It was
- 1:09:19Speaker 4: an asylum movie. I guess one is the same as
- 1:09:23Speaker 4: the other. But yeah, it was some sort of asylum movie.
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: And she was adorable in it. And man, it was
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: a terrible movie. So yeah, she's still out there. She's
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: still working hard.
- 1:09:33Speaker 5: She's already got me for life from Girl. I swear
- 1:09:36Speaker 5: to God.
- 1:09:38Speaker 4: Not the smokers?
- 1:09:39Speaker 5: No, Girl.
- 1:09:40Speaker 4: Girl was awesome. I remember not being thrilled with the smokers,
- 1:09:44Speaker 4: and once again, it was not her fault. There were
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: some weird writing issues going on in that one.
- 1:09:47Speaker 5: Girl, that's what it's all about.
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: We went through quite a run of Dominique. She was badass,
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: and still is.
- 1:09:53Speaker 5: I would highly recommend Girl to anybody who has not
- 1:09:55Speaker 5: seen it, especially if you like Sean Patrick Flannery, back
- 1:09:58Speaker 5: when his face actually moved. And he's pretending to sing,
- 1:10:01Speaker 5: which is weird, because he actually does have some CDs
- 1:10:02Speaker 5: out there, and apparently the producers were like, whoa, no, no. No, dude,
- 1:10:06Speaker 5: we're going to get somebody else to sing for you.
- 1:10:08Speaker 5: And the songs in there are really good.
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:10:13Speaker 5: It's not John Patrick Flannery actually singing them.
- 1:10:15Speaker 4: That's probably why. Because I think you've sent me over
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: links of his YouTube clips of him, his album cuts
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: in there.
- 1:10:22Speaker 5: I've got his import CDs from the Japan area.
- 1:10:25Speaker 7: On purpose?
- 1:10:25Speaker 5: Dude, yeah. Have you seen them? They're magical. He's doing
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: this weird thing with an eight ball up his shirt
- 1:10:30Speaker 5: coming out the neck hole. I'm like, dude, what are
- 1:10:32Speaker 5: you even doing? Who okayed this?
- 1:10:35Speaker 4: I don't know. I wonder that about a lot of
- 1:10:37Speaker 4: different celebrity activities.
- 1:10:38Speaker 5: I thought about taking him next time we see him
- 1:10:40Speaker 5: at a convention and having him sign it to see
- 1:10:41Speaker 5: if he goes, what the fuck?
- 1:10:43Speaker 4: He's like, I don't even remember doing this. Why do
- 1:10:46Speaker 4: you have one?
- 1:10:47Speaker 5: I've got the mini CD. Is it Mini Monster Truck Weekend?
- 1:10:56Speaker 5: The mini CD. It's like this big.
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: I have a couple of those.
- 1:11:01Speaker 5: And then I have the full length CD. Which I
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: think has like a Cure cover.
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: On it or something. Awesome.
- 1:11:08Speaker 5: It could be some other band that I make fun
- 1:11:09Speaker 5: of equally as much as I don't like the Cure.
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: I've never liked the Cure. Fuck the Cure.
- 1:11:14Speaker 4: Some other stuff is good.
- 1:11:15Speaker 5: No, it's not.
- 1:11:15Speaker 4: Not that weird Whiny Monday song.
- 1:11:17Speaker 5: I hate that song. I want to punch it. If
- 1:11:19Speaker 5: I could punch a song in the face.
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: I'd let you punch that one. Boys Don't Cry is awesome,
- 1:11:24Speaker 4: but fuck that one.
- 1:11:27Speaker 8: But, uh.
- 1:11:28Speaker 5: Yeah, I bought comic books. I bought like 17 Ren
- 1:11:30Speaker 5: and Stimpy comic books, a Ghosts one, and some other
- 1:11:34Speaker 5: shit about haunted stuff. Everybody knows I love me some
- 1:11:37Speaker 5: haunted shit from the 70s.
- 1:11:38Speaker 4: I bought like an illustrated guide to horror movies, but
- 1:11:41Speaker 4: it's probably like 30 years old, so it's massively dated.
- 1:11:44Speaker 4: But what does it have?
- 1:11:45Speaker 5: Your information is not going to be up to date.
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: Pictures.
- 1:11:47Speaker 4: Lots of pictures. So luckily I don't have to read nothing,
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: but I can look at pictures of old horror movies,
- 1:11:53Speaker 4: which is really what I want to do. And it's
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: got a monster face on the front.
- 1:11:56Speaker 5: I can't argue with that. I went to the book
- 1:11:58Speaker 5: sale at the library before I went to this. I
- 1:12:00Speaker 5: bought books of myself. Oh, more little thingies. Dune buggies.
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: But I bought like six Ray Bradbury books today.
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: Those are awesome.
- 1:12:07Speaker 4: They all have old school covers. They all have awesome.
- 1:12:09Speaker 5: Covers because they're all older versions. And I was super
- 1:12:12Speaker 5: excited about that. And even more exciting was they were
- 1:12:16Speaker 5: only 50 cents because it was the library's book sale.
- 1:12:18Speaker 5: And I love the library book sale more than most
- 1:12:21Speaker 5: people in my life.
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: I guess I'm not surprised by that statement. I do
- 1:12:28Speaker 4: know you.
- 1:12:28Speaker 5: I know.
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: So, yeah.
- 1:12:30Speaker 5: Then I went to the health fair, which I'm sure
- 1:12:33Speaker 5: anybody from last year or anybody who's listened to the
- 1:12:36Speaker 5: Wonderfest Spectacular would hear because it's usually the same day
- 1:12:38Speaker 5: as the health fair.
- 1:12:39Speaker 4: It's really weird, too, because I don't know that they
- 1:12:41Speaker 4: plan this together, but why does it always hit on
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: the same day?
- 1:12:43Speaker 5: Because I guess it's always the first Sunday or the
- 1:12:46Speaker 5: first weekend of the after memorial.
- 1:12:48Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 1:12:48Speaker 5: Whatever it is, it's always the same set weekend.
- 1:12:51Speaker 4: Very strange.
- 1:12:52Speaker 5: But anyway, so I got free shit. But this is
- 1:12:53Speaker 5: the first year I had to go by myself.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
- 1:12:55Speaker 5: Luckily, this year, this is the first year they've also
- 1:12:58Speaker 5: changed it from the men's health fair to the community
- 1:13:00Speaker 5: health fair. So I didn't have to be that weirdo.
- 1:13:02Speaker 4: Speaking of creepy. Hey, I'm here looking for some men's products.
- 1:13:07Speaker 5: How would you like your prostate examined? No, thank you.
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: Well, I mean, whatever you're into.
- 1:13:14Speaker 5: So what I do is my plan for the health
- 1:13:15Speaker 5: fair is I walk close behind somebody so that they
- 1:13:17Speaker 5: usually get the brunt of the attack. And then I'll
- 1:13:20Speaker 5: sneak in behind them and grab like twice as many things.
- 1:13:22Speaker 4: It does seem like you're sneaky behaviors.
- 1:13:23Speaker 5: I'm pretty fucking sneaky. It's got so many free shit.
- 1:13:27Speaker 5: I figure I'm going there by myself. I got to
- 1:13:29Speaker 5: load up for other people. Or at least get twice
- 1:13:32Speaker 5: as much for me. Fuck Sharon.
- 1:13:35Speaker 4: That also sounds like you.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: Yeah, that does.
- 1:13:38Speaker 4: All right, so we're going to wrap it up here
- 1:13:40Speaker 4: at Wonderfest this week. But go to wonderfest.com and find
- 1:13:44Speaker 4: out what's in store for us next year.
- 1:13:46Speaker 5: Awesome things.
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: And be there.
- 1:13:49Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
- 1:13:51Speaker 4: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next time,
- 1:13:53Speaker 4: same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
- 1:14:18Speaker 7: She comes but supplicants Let me tell.
- 1:14:21Speaker 4: You what I want.
- 1:14:47Speaker 7: I should just keep this down inside Thank you.
- 1:18:06Speaker 5: What does it do with these little things?
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:18:09Speaker 4: It's one of them weekends, I guess.
- 1:18:10Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:18:11Speaker 4: They all get together and hang out or something.
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