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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 10th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener this question.
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  Speaker 2: Is it fly.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: America?
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  Speaker 5: This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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  Speaker 5: in session. A good morning, everybody. Wait, today is October tenth,
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  Speaker 5: twenty twenty five, and my friends, today is Friday. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 5: it's a it's about like a triple week, but that
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  Speaker 5: we've made it. Good week. Thank you for being here.
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  Speaker 5: My name is what he that's Greg Gory. Hi, we
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  Speaker 5: got Menace hid month boy, there's Gina gren Sea Bats
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  Speaker 5: is here, we got Sammy Morgan's here, Vaughan's here, we
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  Speaker 5: got the board, we got Menji and you are here.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you for joining us. Let's get through the morning
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  Speaker 5: as quickly as we can't into the weekend. It is
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  Speaker 5: the Woodie Show and the rough plan for today. We're
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  Speaker 5: gonna try to accomplish today. Of course fail stories that
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  Speaker 5: always happens. Also on Friday's our dumb ass contest to
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  Speaker 5: do you want Q give you a chance to win
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  Speaker 5: some stuff there we got some of the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe just maybe what do you show Friday? Oki? I
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  Speaker 5: think it's been what two weeks? Yeah, it's been a
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  Speaker 5: couple of weeks since Friday. Oki also Menace the mixologist. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, is this like a like a boozy
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  Speaker 5: drink or is it just a regular one. It's a boozy.
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  Speaker 5: It's a boozy. H Okay, So Mena Menace brought stuff in.
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  Speaker 5: Let's hart's hard. I did work as a bar back
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  Speaker 5: at a bar for a little while, so I know
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  Speaker 5: how to make some drinks. Yeah, all right, so Menace
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  Speaker 5: brought in some stuff for us to try and yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and then to the we'll get a bunch of other stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever we can do to get through this morning into
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  Speaker 5: the weekend as quickly as possible. Boy, I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 5: I'm ready for that. Yeah, I don't I don't know
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  Speaker 5: what you guys got planned this weekend, but I got
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  Speaker 5: a pretty relaxed weekend, which is nice. Uh. We we
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  Speaker 5: had plans that were canceled. Oh so yeah, we were
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  Speaker 5: supposed to have like some obligation this weekend, and now
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  Speaker 5: that's open. Now the next two weekends are certainly spoken for.
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  Speaker 5: But you know that's that. That's fine. As we start
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  Speaker 5: getting into this last half of the year, I just
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  Speaker 5: think this is the time of year where everything's ft
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  Speaker 5: pretty much, you know, it's a roller coaster ride until
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  Speaker 5: the end of the year. Yeah. Just uh, there's so much,
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  Speaker 5: you know, get the start getting into the holiday stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Yea work for whatever seems to get busier. It just
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  Speaker 5: like at this time of the year. I'll tell you why.
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  Speaker 6: Well, at least a lot of other companies they need
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  Speaker 6: to spend their money before the years. Yeah, and so
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  Speaker 6: they just start spending it.
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  Speaker 5: And it's where are companies spending money? Like our company.
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  Speaker 5: Our company just did a bunch of like cutbacks, you know,
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  Speaker 5: and so they just laid off a bunch of people.
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  Speaker 5: I would say, people that spend money in advertising, they
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  Speaker 5: have to spend it. I've never understood that you'd like
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  Speaker 5: use it or lose it. Yeah, I don't get it.
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  Speaker 5: Like you have the money now, if you already have
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  Speaker 5: that money set aside, and let's say it's December thirtieth,
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  Speaker 5: why can't I spend that money on January the fourth.
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  Speaker 5: It's not new money. It's like it's money you already
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  Speaker 5: set aside.
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  Speaker 7: It's like you're tricking yourself.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I'm not smart. I'm not like any kind of
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  Speaker 5: like a business accountant or anything like that. Or it
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  Speaker 5: has to be for tax reasons.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what I thought too, for taxes, because isn't
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  Speaker 9: marketing spending money on marketing sort of a tax right
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  Speaker 9: off if you will.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I guess it depends on the business. Right Maybe it
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  Speaker 10: doesn't expense. People say it right offs. Right off does
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  Speaker 10: not mean free.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it means no, but it's still being used to
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  Speaker 9: offset what you spent sort of.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, some of the stuff that we do on the show,
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  Speaker 5: some of the stuff that we give away, like we'll
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  Speaker 5: go out. We know that you guys want X, y Z,
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  Speaker 5: so we'll go out and we will purchase these items,
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  Speaker 5: right because rather than having somebody chase down somewhere from
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  Speaker 5: the company that makes the thing that everybody wants. By
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  Speaker 5: the time all that happens, everything gets signed off or whatever. Uh,
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  Speaker 5: there's the new whatever it is, it's out. You don't
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  Speaker 5: want anymore. Yeah, you don't want anymore. It takes forever.
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  Speaker 5: We would still be given away like iPhone eights for sure,
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  Speaker 5: and now we're up to seventeen. But you know, so
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  Speaker 5: we have like this budget and I get yelled at
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  Speaker 5: about it all the time. It's in my contract. It's
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  Speaker 5: actually like the number of the dollar amount that we
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  Speaker 5: had to spend throughout the entire year on those type
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  Speaker 5: of things. It's written out in my contract, really yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because I didn't want them to be able to, like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, take it away, and I just wanted to
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  Speaker 5: be to be locked in there and writing it's it's
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  Speaker 5: not something. They go, well, we're going to allocate this
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  Speaker 5: amount of money toward second quarter spending for promotion ice
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  Speaker 5: for the year. It's for the year. But every couple
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  Speaker 5: of months I get the call from the department to go, well, you, uh,
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  Speaker 5: you didn't spend what you were supposed to spend in
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  Speaker 5: the first quarter, and so, uh, how are you planning
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  Speaker 5: to I'm not. I think why would if if it's
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  Speaker 5: not for a specific purpose. I'm not going to spend
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  Speaker 5: it just to spend it, I guess, is my point.
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  Speaker 5: And what's interesting about this is that I'm getting all
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  Speaker 5: the pressure to spend it just to spend it. So
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  Speaker 5: it makes sense for whatever their their bookkeeping is, all right, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: But then when you actually need money, and let's say
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  Speaker 5: it's it's something else around here where it's not part
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  Speaker 5: of my contract or part of somebody else's contract, and
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  Speaker 5: it's something that's needed they're broke right right always, there's
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  Speaker 5: there's no money for that. You were just yelling at
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  Speaker 5: me over here to spend to just spend it. Well,
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  Speaker 5: whatever you gotta, you gotta spend it on something. What
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  Speaker 5: into the wind basically like, oh, I don't have any
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  Speaker 5: real thoughtful reason for this, into the wind out the
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  Speaker 5: other side of your mouth over here, there's something that
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  Speaker 5: you really need?
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  Speaker 7: Ye yeah, And they no, sorry, I deal with in
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  Speaker 7: their pockets inside and other ways.
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  Speaker 5: Broke when it works to be fair, and we're ragging
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  Speaker 5: on the company that we work for, I do understand
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  Speaker 5: that we do it. We do it all the time.
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  Speaker 5: We do it, and let's be I know they're talking
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  Speaker 5: smack about us a lot, but it's not just this company,
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  Speaker 5: it's all companies. All companies do that, and to be honest,
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  Speaker 5: is a good problem to have, at least with us.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean we actually have money? And that
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  Speaker 5: was because years ago had the foresight to you know,
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  Speaker 5: make sure and put that put it in the contract,
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  Speaker 5: because they were already at that point they were giving
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  Speaker 5: us that money, but it wasn't in the contract. We
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  Speaker 5: just put it the contract. So it's just all clean
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  Speaker 5: and officially, like Okay, your.
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  Speaker 4: Mistake because you have to revisit this every year.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I still have to have that every couple
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  Speaker 5: of months. Spend money for the sake of spending money.
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  Speaker 10: Hang up, Yeah, well I.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that kind of along those lines. I worked for
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  Speaker 2: a radio station that was owned by CBS, and they
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  Speaker 2: would do advertising for CBS TV, And I said, why
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  Speaker 2: do they have to pay for that, because they would
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  Speaker 2: pay for those ads for a company that they own.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we do.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, it's separate departments.
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  Speaker 5: We do that. Yeah, yeah, we do that with this
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  Speaker 5: company too, because you know other stations that we are
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  Speaker 5: on throughout the country that are owned by this company,
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  Speaker 5: that station has to pay the same company to carry
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  Speaker 5: the show. So it's really weird. And it's just from
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  Speaker 5: one pocket model one pocket to another pocket and so
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  Speaker 5: they can basically, I just I don't know, just make
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  Speaker 5: the books.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, make it look like that format is making money.
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  Speaker 9: But I do you just put advertising dollars into that
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  Speaker 9: whatever it was.
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  Speaker 5: It'd be like me running a check to myself and
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  Speaker 5: putting it in the mail and then go in the
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  Speaker 5: mailbox and getting excited about it.
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  Speaker 10: It's just a loop.
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  Speaker 4: It just circles around, like my mom always says, it's
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  Speaker 4: like robbing Peter to pay Paul right one.
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  Speaker 10: So anyway, it's weird, Yeah, very strange.
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  Speaker 2: I guess this is what you learn in business. Cool, right, Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 2: I'll to tell you.
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  Speaker 5: There's there's an idea that I had that I mentioned
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  Speaker 5: to a couple of people and the company did not
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  Speaker 5: like the idea.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, oh you talent.
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  Speaker 5: I told you that's so funny. Yeah, see, as you'd
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  Speaker 5: like it because it's it's multi layered. Yeah, it's it's
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  Speaker 5: multi layered.
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  Speaker 7: And yeah, it's very complex talking about talking.
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  Speaker 5: About robbing Peter to pay Paul kind of thing.
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  Speaker 4: Definition.
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  Speaker 5: They did not like that. That's a story for another time, definitely.
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  Speaker 5: Eight seven four Woodie hit us up with the text
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  Speaker 5: more Friday Woody Show coming up for you. Next. Hang on,
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  Speaker 5: what do you show?
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  Speaker 5: You better give it all These pear shape men looking
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  Speaker 5: just like the mom and Show. Welcome back everybody. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's a Friday morning that part ripped, ripped, nips up,
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  Speaker 5: drifting love it. It's October tenth, and today is uh,
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  Speaker 5: there's there's there's a couple of days. I really there
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  Speaker 5: are a couple of holidays. I really hate today.
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  Speaker 11: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like the fact it's World Day against the
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  Speaker 5: Death Penalty. Oh I don't like that. Hate that. It
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  Speaker 5: is also World plant based Burger Day.
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  Speaker 4: Hate that.
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  Speaker 5: Rough so far?
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  Speaker 10: Remember those were going to be the next big thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well people realize they're not as healthy.
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  Speaker 5: Oh waits oh wait yeah? Uh And today's World Porridge Day,
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  Speaker 5: which I don't mind what it is. I hate the
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  Speaker 5: word porridge. Por porridge is one of those words. You
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  Speaker 5: know how people they don't like the word moist, you know,
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  Speaker 5: something something like that. Porridge is one of those it's discussed.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, it just sounds disgusting. Poor, sounds like
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  Speaker 5: maybe because maybe because pores maybe And then what it
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  Speaker 5: is they like lumpy oatmeal? And then like is that
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  Speaker 5: coming out of the pores like por era slop? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I guess, like I think more, you know, I guess
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  Speaker 5: the image that comes up and I hear porrige is
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  Speaker 5: more like a discharge. Oh my god, what is that?
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  Speaker 5: What is that?
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  Speaker 12: Oh?
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  Speaker 10: It's porridge. It's poor spillage.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like old timey.
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  Speaker 13: I think Goldilocks and three Bears.
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  Speaker 5: They gave us when we're beast games. Was gruel freama wheat? Right?
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  Speaker 5: There's also Inclusion Day. Exciting, It's World Homeless.
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  Speaker 6: Day, fun fun, World egg Day.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, National Angel food Cake Days with Greg. That's boring
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  Speaker 5: up on that. Here you go, Menace, what's the what's
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  Speaker 5: what's the big bag? Right now? It's National Handbag Day.
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  Speaker 5: Menace is always keeping up with the latest trends on
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  Speaker 5: on what bags are popping in the holidays. Be out
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  Speaker 5: there buying.
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  Speaker 14: I would say Jack Moose pretty hot on the high
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  Speaker 14: end bag front. But then I mean the like I said,
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  Speaker 14: the trend is actually just get affordable bags right now?
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  Speaker 10: Okay, thank god, that's right, you did.
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  Speaker 5: You did mention that it's called ross dress for last Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: People still going crazy for those Trader Joe bags things
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  Speaker 5: like that. But but like the shopping bags yeah crazy.
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  Speaker 8: I thought I was.
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  Speaker 5: Talking about like purses. Yeah, yeah, for ladies, for the
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  Speaker 5: ladies and gay gentlemen.
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  Speaker 3: You know what.
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  Speaker 6: So jacka Boo is pretty hot, but it's the I
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  Speaker 6: can never say it right, it's uh me moum.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I think that would probably be the hottest how do
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  Speaker 6: you say it would be the hottest up.
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  Speaker 5: And coming brand. Yeah, well, we're gonna have the entertainment
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  Speaker 5: stuff here and then the birthdays and the porno birthday
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  Speaker 5: on the way here in just a second, menace, what
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  Speaker 5: do you got for us?
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  Speaker 6: Well, have you guys been praying because I know it
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  Speaker 6: happened a couple of days ago. Well, there has been
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  Speaker 6: a small update. Gene Simmons of the band Kiss got
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  Speaker 6: in a car crash.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I just kept scrolling.
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  Speaker 6: He was driving a Lincoln Navigator and apparently passed out
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  Speaker 6: while driving. And the latest update is his wife said
• 12:36
  Speaker 6: that he recently changed medications and he needed to drink
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  Speaker 6: more water.
• 12:42
  Speaker 5: That's my wife's answer to everything. Head water drink more water. Nauseous,
• 12:46
  Speaker 5: drink more water. You're in a bad mood, drink more water.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Did you ever hear about like when Joe Coy talks
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  Speaker 5: about his mom with the vis Yeah, yeah, vix vapor
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  Speaker 5: for everything. Were you here? Like where was it was
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  Speaker 5: a Greek people with windows? We nixed wind decks like yeah,
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  Speaker 5: like my wife, it's water. Yeah, water cures everything, or
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  Speaker 5: like a stona will tell you that weed cures everything.
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  Speaker 5: It does.
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  Speaker 6: I know, I try to drink water in the morning
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  Speaker 6: on the way to work, but I feel it makes
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  Speaker 6: me tired. Yeah, too healthy, My body's like rejected. Dude,
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  Speaker 6: where's the ghost? Where's the sugar free red Bull?
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  Speaker 10: And sim it's pro tip you're rich enough to afford
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  Speaker 10: a self driving cyber truck. Just get that way you
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  Speaker 10: won't crash.
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  Speaker 5: Or a driver.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you for a driver.
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  Speaker 5: All right now.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't even know this was happening, or at least
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  Speaker 6: a rumor that Eugene Levy and Ryan Reynolds were beefing.
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  Speaker 9: They had a few Oh I saw there was a
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  Speaker 9: weird red carpet interaction each other.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Well they're both from Canada, right.
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  Speaker 6: They're both also so they feature the rumor all sorry,
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  Speaker 6: because one of those lip readers who I haven't seen
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  Speaker 6: on social media for quite a while, but it was
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  Speaker 6: hot for a second where they would just read lifts
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  Speaker 6: of celebrities at certain events and yeah, one lip reader
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  Speaker 6: said that they were swearing out you show that on
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  Speaker 6: the carpet. But those rumors have been squashed because Ryan
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  Speaker 6: Reynolds just recently did a screening of the documentary that
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  Speaker 6: he did about John Candy, John Candy, I Like Me
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  Speaker 6: now available today actually on Amazon Prime, Greg, so you
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  Speaker 6: like that, watch.
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  Speaker 5: If you want to watch it.
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  Speaker 6: And the Yeah, Eugene Levy showed up to the event
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  Speaker 6: and they were hugging and they were talking. So apparently
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  Speaker 6: beef is not. More importantly, the documentary is out today,
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  Speaker 6: so go watch that. Also, you have NFL quarterback a
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: good friend of Sea Bass, Cam Newton has welcomed babe
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  Speaker 6: baby number nine.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, so I know he has chosen one? Is it
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  Speaker 4: like chosen two? Chosen three? Chosen for no?
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  Speaker 6: Check this out because I did go to see what
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  Speaker 6: would the baby name be? And it has not been
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  Speaker 6: announcing who knows, but Cam Newton has baby.
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  Speaker 10: Three women apparently yep, three ladies.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean what, uh what's his name?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: God damn it? What?
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  Speaker 10: Okay, so one of those kids is name chosen Sebastian
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  Speaker 10: do whatever, Cashmere saying if you needed any proof besides
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  Speaker 10: his stupid hats, that Cam Newton is a goddamn more
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  Speaker 10: on geez, sovereign, your campbella, your Lorenzo.
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  Speaker 7: There's a Kia of course, and Shakira okay, moron.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, just to make it even happier, didn't need
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  Speaker 6: to sign a big podcasting deal because he's such a
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  Speaker 6: good broadcast with the with the NFL, or with some
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  Speaker 6: broadcasting company. Good for look that one up. Okay, Uh, well,
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  Speaker 6: speaking about people you need to pray for. Britney Spears
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  Speaker 6: apparently snapped her knee. I don't know that, or she
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: said she snapped her knee and when she fell down
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  Speaker 6: some stairs on social.
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  Speaker 10: Media see her barefoot on tyle way too much.
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  Speaker 5: Just naked.
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  Speaker 6: Apparently she says she's okay, and she popped it back
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  Speaker 6: into place, So I'm assuming she dislocated her knee.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, just wrapped in like a bandage. It looked like
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  Speaker 9: like it didn't look like anything official.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, knowing her, she like threw toilet paper on it,
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  Speaker 10: but I.
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  Speaker 5: Forgot you can dislocate your knee.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah you can.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I have never been
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  Speaker 5: around that might have been around a dislocated shoulder.
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  Speaker 2: My dad once fell in the driveway and his knee
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: cap was like at a right.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: He talks slower, Greg, so I can masturb.
• 16:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah that's hot.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean the shoulder looks crazy. So say all right, well,
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: thank you very much, man, no problem, cammune And it's
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: so cool as it's time for the birthdays.
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  Speaker 8: And you know we don't and.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: We'll start with the celebrities. We got David Lee, roth
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: In van Halen, who's seventy one. Mario Lopez overrated in
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: fifty two. God, is there a person who loves himself
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: more than Mario Lopez?
• 17:16
  Speaker 10: That's confident?
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: What is he?
• 17:18
  Speaker 10: What has he done to be like obnoxious? Though he's
• 17:20
  Speaker 10: just there.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: I think it's I think it's a pretty person syndrome.
• 17:24
  Speaker 10: Right, You just still like his pretty face any dance,
• 17:27
  Speaker 10: you feel like his hot body?
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: What what is it?
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Every interaction has just been like this kind of smug,
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: over the top ego driven. It's yeah, how hotter is he?
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: How is what which hotter is he a billion times?
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: There you go? Is that what it is?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: And that's why he acts like that in the bubble
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: He carries that burden the.
• 17:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah hot person.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: Brett Favre, who went from hero to jerk. He's fifty six,
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: two disease destroyed outfielder for the Pirates and former All Star.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Andrew McCutchen is thirty nine. Bradley Whitford, the actor for
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: a Muss Swing and Greg Get Out. Yeah, good God.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: He's sixty six and Country Music sent your Tanya took her? Yeah, Tan,
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: you took her? Who's sixty seven? Your porn of Birthday
• 18:16
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• 18:19
  Speaker 5: more screwing than a drywall installer and nine fine films
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  Speaker 5: including Nicole Kit Gets a Real Man to d her down, Lucky.
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  Speaker 5: She was in Paging Naughty Nympho Nurse Nicole, also Banging
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• 18:38
  Speaker 5: and Birthday Booty. Also All Girl, Outdoor, Three Way, Greg
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Rip Outdoors and all What more do you need? And
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: who can forget her? Unforgetable role in is that a
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  Speaker 5: butt plug?
• 18:50
  Speaker 15: Huh?
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: What is that that's Nicole kit who's thirty one years
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: old today. And that's your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: And that is a Friday morning. Look what's happening in
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show. We're
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: gonna take a quick break to get some more wood Show.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: There is it too good? It's pretty good.
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: I'm thinking maybe it's not good The Woody Show.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: Welcome back, all right. So dude, I am a magnet
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: for mosquitoes. I've got spray. I told you about the
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Cutter outdoor spray. How's that working for you? Greg? If
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: you know what? It works?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: But I don't use it often enough. You know, like
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I find myself out there.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: So it works when you use it, but you don't
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: use it, it works. I have it sitting there and
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: then I think, damn it. It works great. It's the
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: brand is Cutter, It's strong, all yeah. And anything that
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: that flies and bites like it works? Really? What about
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: powerful fog?
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: What about a noise like gnats? I'm a nats. It
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: is always like around.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: No not that, but the mosquitoes, man, I swear they
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: know I'm there from five miles away. Well they can
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: see me from that far right. But no, I'm saying,
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: like they know, like, oh, this is a good guy
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: to bite.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: And they say that you whatever type of blood you have,
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: they smell it and they like it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So there's always science they're looking into, you know,
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: what will cause them to buy it? Who do they
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: bite more? How to get them stop body? Well, these
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: scientists they did a little experiment this music festival to
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: figure out what makes some people more attractive to mosquitos.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: And they had the festival goers and I've seen people
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: do this, you know, when they're doing these experiments. They
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: put their arms into those special cages with all the mosquitoes.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: Like why would they do that? I mean, Morgan would
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: do it for money, that's true, you know, but like, man,
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: it looks awful, terrible torture. Yeah, so the mosquitoes, you know,
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: could could smell them and whatever. But the results show
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: that people who drank beer and had sex the night
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: before were one point three five times more likely to
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: attract mosquitos. So if you're drinking beer and bang and
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: chicks and it probably makes your breath sweet or something. Yeah,
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: So there's that. And then Brazil has opened the world's
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: largest mosquito factory.
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: When making sterilized ones.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Probably, Yeah, the thirteen hundred square foot sorry square meter factory.
• 21:14
  Speaker 10: It's you know, metrics stupid breeds.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: These mosquitoes that are infected with this bacteria which prevents
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: this virus from developing in their bodies and then stops
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: transmission to humans. Oh yeah, So the factory can produce
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: enough mosquitoes to serve a population of one hundred million
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: people for a year. So these mosquitoes they don't transmit,
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: but like they're still biting you and giving you mosquito.
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: But you're not getting malaria?
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: Is there a way, like instead of doing this so
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: they don't transmit, can we just figure out a way
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: to murder them all? Like let's let's go and let's
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: let's make them extinct.
• 21:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we don't need them for the ecosystem.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Dragonflies, but what else can they eat? Like burgers? Right,
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: but if you got rid of cows, I would still eat, right,
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: So if we can just get rid of mosquitos, you know,
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: like we'll find away greg right, Like, let's heart that
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: before let's let's uh, let's make something in a lab somewhere.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Then then they could feed the dragonfly, the dragonflies. Yeah,
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: I'll go out with a little spoon. Yeah, here we go.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: There's certain things we don't need, like seeds and watermelon
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: and mosquitos.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: And I'll one up you in a really negative way.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: So let's say that the dragonflies went extinct. Okay, also
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: dragon you know who is.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: True?
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: There are just like bugs, they're so mythical.
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: What is the prettiest bug, best of the worst? O
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: god under your head? You have to say butterflies?
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Butterflies?
• 22:48
  Speaker 13: He hates that the.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Most butterfly like they forget but lady bugs. Yeah, lady bugs.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Even though they're a kind of beetle.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, Greg is actually a regular old
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: standard beetle.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Grasshouse. Oh no way, pregnanta, Oh that's his way. He
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: hates the prestage holders be I don't mind the big
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: giant fat ones. Hate those.
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: What about the cockroach crawling on your shoulder?
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah? Or the one that's like still living
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: here in the studio that we would you.
• 23:20
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• 23:24
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• 23:25
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  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: Redline is we are into another new hour insensitivity training
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: for a politically correct world. It's Friday morning. Welcome to Friday.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: It's October tenth, twenty twenty five. On mording, that's Greg Gory.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Happy birthday month to Menace, Happy birthday months again to myself,
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: I was are you gonna tap it in your own supply? There,
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: there's a we got sea, We've got Sammy Morgan is here.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Warning. You
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: can send us a text if you like, up to
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: two two nine eight seven. I forget who threw the
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: idea out there? Or we're gonna get into a topic
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: or something that you can jump in on if you'd like,
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: on the phones or on a text, but like a
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: tell us something that you did, and it's got to
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: be something that would make it difficult for us to
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: try to guess. Is this something that you did as
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: just being a dumb kid or were you a drunk adult? Yeah?
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Good question.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So tell us about something that you did and
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: then we could try to guess if you did that
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: as a dumb kid or as a drunk adult. Now
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: you don't have to calling just yet. We'll open up
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: the phones. Uh, when we get to that point here,
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: it'll be it's gonna be like in the next segment,
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: we can open the phones and we have some stories
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: on our own that we're gonna try to guess. Everybody
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: submitted things. We put them into the into the heat.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: Drunks and kids have a lot in common. Yeah. Yeah,
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: that's where you do all your you're done the site.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: And since it's a it's a Friday, it's a turn
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: up day. And we're also going into the hole that
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: maybe you were a drunk adult Menace Uh was talking
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: about like some drink that you've been hearing about, and
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: so we have menaced the mixologist because Menace, as we heard,
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: he was a bar back at one point.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: Yes, I worked at When you're a bar.
• 25:25
  Speaker 10: Back, you're not allowed to make drinks though, right.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, you're learning. You're like an apprentice because every time
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: I'm at a bar and it's busy, I'm trying to
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: be patient, wait my turn, and you see an employee,
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: so you get excited like, oh, no, that's just the
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: guy who's straightening up the glasses or using the cool
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: glass washer thing. They using the glass washer, and you
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: go hey, then they go so I can. I figured
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: there was like a.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: Rule they could but yeah, I mean, like if it
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: was in the industry, it's just a simple beer or
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: something not allowed. Maybe if the bartender asks him, yeah,
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: if you need like, if they need help, they're slammed
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: about sharing tips at that point, and yeah, hierarchy.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: What is this drink?
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: Okay, so this drink I have been seeing online for
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: a while, but I didn't think it was real. And
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: if you if you google it, I'll say it's clickbait.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: But you'll see a lot of people making the drinks
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: on TikTok and Instagram. Yeah, now that's until I got
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: to Florida. When I got to Florida. On the streets
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: of Miami, I saw kids like grabbing of age, grabbing
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: products to make this drink.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Kids of age, Yeah.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: Kids of age making the drink. And the drink is
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: called a bb L. Now BBL big Beautiful Lady is
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: a big beautiful lady, but it is.
• 26:46
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, beatbox.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: What is the beatbox again? Remind me? I know, buzzball
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: beat boxes. It's a pretty whiny sort of thing.
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: The girls love and for Loco my god mix mixed together.
• 27:02
  Speaker 10: Oh God, I gotta ask because all these products are
• 27:05
  Speaker 10: in the same category of drink, which is trashy drinks
• 27:08
  Speaker 10: for poor people, college kid which is poor yea, yeah,
• 27:15
  Speaker 10: so I'm right again. Why mix them though?
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Because it's just cool? Exactly what do they call it
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: when you would go to like a like a fast
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: food place and you takeideline. Yeah, no, you just just
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: take all the different sodas you mix them all together.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: That was called a suicide.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: I think the answer is when you know what I
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: just explained was I think this kind of just started
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: as a joke, you know, like it is clickbait, like
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: people aren't actually doing it.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Do you have ice? No, but they're all cold. I've
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: been keeping on. I was gonna say, it's all room
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: temperature nastiness all mixed together.
• 27:51
  Speaker 10: That being said, menace.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: I could see.
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: I could see myself in my college days having buzzball
• 27:56
  Speaker 10: for a lokal and beat box together.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: Okay, now do you know the proper yeah ratio. I'm
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: sure there's a proper one.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Equal of these three ingredients. I've only tried the buzzball
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: thinking I would love it, and I hate it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: This is the blue. Never tried the four local. Okay,
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: so is it greg? We have tried the four you did?
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: No?
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: I remember the four logo taste? Okay? All right? So
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: I know there are different flavors of buzzball. There's different
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: flavors over the other. But when you make one of
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: these bbls are they are they specific? Or you can
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: get any of them?
• 28:34
  Speaker 14: I didn't find.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: I didn't find like, oh, you're supposed to use this
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: for local you Yeah, you're supposed to use this buzz creative.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Yes, So what I picked it?
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: I picked flavors that I think they would probably go together.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: So I have the blue buzzball, I have the sour
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: grape for Loco, which smells like gasoline, and all the
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: beat Box lemonade lemonade.
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: It kind of smells like yeasty medicine.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: I think that was a good question, question, would you?
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: But a pointless question because once you start throwing all
• 29:05
  Speaker 10: these things together.
• 29:06
  Speaker 11: Who cares?
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: All? Right? Exactly?
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah? But I figured, like every time you hear about oh,
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: how do you make whatever? Yeah, bitters and this and
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: so the official I'm sure if you have a refined palate,
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: you can taste the difference between a refined palate for this.
• 29:26
  Speaker 10: This also reminds me of a board menace, which kid,
• 29:29
  Speaker 10: by the way, that is all the rage. I was
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: every big street festival mat kids, young adults, I should say, is.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Just a plastic like milk, judge U just filled with randomness.
• 29:40
  Speaker 10: Liquor, well, the big they there's usually a base of liquor,
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: then a ton of gatorade, and then like some kind
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: of ivy, like liquid ivy. I figured like she loves
• 29:49
  Speaker 10: this kind of stuff.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: Smells accurate, like medicine.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: When I smell you know, I smell I smell cheap wine. Really,
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: I smell nothing but.
• 30:00
  Speaker 9: The greats like grape diamond tap.
• 30:03
  Speaker 10: Yes, Greg, you're right with the gasoline. That's definitely in there.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, here's here's here's more decent. Though you're even wearing
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: a purple sweatshirt.
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: She's ready.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: You were ready for this? Yeah, that's that's good.
• 30:15
  Speaker 13: Should wear every day.
• 30:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, I mean, and then don't try by
• 30:20
  Speaker 10: the way, that buzzball, it's technically it's verry cherry lime aid.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: It's all fruit in every.
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: We've got limeade, lemonade.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: And then okay, who do you think is most likely
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: to like it? Greg? Greg, I was gonna say, Morgan,
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you why, Morgan, because she's a bowler. She's
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: a U F c R. Yeah, the youngest, and this,
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: this seems like it would be like more poor. Well yeah,
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: it's more in her, in her wheelhouse.
• 30:48
  Speaker 13: Which is pretty gangster.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, yeah, you're not a square, So go ahead,
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: Morgan first, okay, all right, yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 15: Poker face, Yeah, okay, yeah, it's okay.
• 31:04
  Speaker 13: It's not. I was thinking it would be pretty gross.
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: It's not.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: What's the forward flavors of the grape.
• 31:09
  Speaker 13: Uh yeah, the grape.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: The grape is the smell grape and like a white
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: wine smell to it, like a white wine, I know
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: what you mean, like a sidery kind.
• 31:18
  Speaker 13: I've never had buzzballs or the beat boxes though.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Wow, on scale one of ten, you love one of ten?
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: What are you giving it?
• 31:24
  Speaker 16: I do love one a ten and I love this number.
• 31:26
  Speaker 16: I'm gonna give it a seven.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Seven Yeah yeah, buzzball, Greg, you're second likely to like it.
• 31:35
  Speaker 15: It tastes strong because it has alcohol in it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: It's not freaking out.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not bad bbl wooden people over of refreshing.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: It's okay, it's you can tell there's alcohol it's not
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: like a kid could drink it and think, oh it's soda,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: but uh, it's very grateful.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: All right, let's go to extreme though. Most likely to
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: hate it mostly Sammy, Sam Yes, all right, Sammy or
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Gina drink much?
• 32:03
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I think you'll hate it.
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe let's try together.
• 32:07
  Speaker 10: Okay, Yeah, he's a light beard person.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 32:15
  Speaker 9: At first, it's not bad. It does kind of taste
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: like a soda at the beginning, you think that's not bad,
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: and then when you swallow, it's very alcohol forward and
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: not in a good way, and it's like what rubbing alcohol?
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's.
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: And rubbing alcohol. Yeah, we tried it together.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Okay. It has a good throat burn. Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 10: All three of those are in the thirteen percent range.
• 32:40
  Speaker 10: So they're all like a strong wine or a cobo wong, you.
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: Know what it should be called.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: You know, I'm not gonna I know. I like it now. Yeah,
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: I'm like a tequila on the rocks guy. Yeah, the
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: alcohol burn kind of thing. That doesn't bother me, Like
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: I don't, I don't, I don't mind that. Yeah, there's like,
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: like you said, there's like that, Like I think who
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: said dimontab like that's yeah, that's that's now. Yeah, yeah, nope, yeah.
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: You guys are all correct, and we've again, we've never
• 33:06
  Speaker 10: had a good four loco.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: By the way, Beatbox by itself, Beatbox by itself, girls Love.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: For those of you just tuning in, menas heard about
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: the drink Menace, the mixologist is here serving up some
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: drinks to us. And it's a it's a mixture. It's
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: called a B B L. You might have seen something
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: about on social media and weren't quite sure people are
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: really doing it. But it's it's Buzzball, beat Box and
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: four Local all mixed together, and it's awful. The room
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: is split, the room is split. Go ahead, Menace. Menace
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  Speaker 5: is the last one to to try it. Oh god anymore.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I could see drinking this maybe once,
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: just so I could get buzzed and like power through it.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: But it's, like Samy said, very alcohol for it. It's
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: more it's hard. It's hard to get like a good flavor.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: I feel like this is more for people who the
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: next step would be drinking hand sanitizer. If it's this
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: or the hand sanitizer, Yes, you'll drink this first, then
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: once this is exhausted, then then then it's to the
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: hand sanitized.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: I think it's one cup and then the next one
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: is puke. Right, there's no way you can do multiple.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: This is for the spirit.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: You can take the rest home.
• 34:21
  Speaker 13: Definitely gonna have a hangover.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: It'll turn up on a Friday and you love it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Right four loco. So we're opening up the phones now
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: for that question. Tell us about something and I don't know,
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: maybe you don't want to share with this, but what's
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: something that you did as a kid or a drunk
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: adult that it's hard to tell, Like if you just
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: told us I was driving and I did this, and
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: it would be hard for someone to guess if you
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: did that as a stupid kid or just a drunk adult,
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: which is one of the same, really, But if you
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: want to try to stomp us with yours, you can
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: hit us up. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: it's eight seven seven forty four. What or if you
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: just like to share it on the text over to
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: two to nine eighty seven. I'll keep it eye on
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: the text and I'll see if the room can get
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'll read it and then if you just
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: want to put in in like parentheses, you know, the
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: answer kid or a drunk adult? Do that for two
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  Speaker 5: to night eight seven quick break and then we'll get
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  Speaker 5: to that next you're on the Woody Show. The Woody
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: Show will be right back the Woody Show. All right,
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: So did you do this as a kid or as
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: a drunk adult? What we want you to do is
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: tell us what you did first, just what it was,
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: no content, and then we'll try to guess if this
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: happened when you were a dumb kid or a drunk adult. Okay, yeah,
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: we'll go to the phones here real quick eight seven
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: seven forty four Woody only because they've been holding they
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: helped through the entire break. How long, Hey Marie, what's up?
• 35:58
  Speaker 17: By?
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  Speaker 7: How it going?
• 36:00
  Speaker 18: So?
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  Speaker 5: Uh, give us the story and then we're gonna try
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: to get don't tell us yet if it was a
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: kid or adult. But yeah, so, what what did you do?
• 36:07
  Speaker 18: I crapped my pants and hit him under the bathroom sink.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: Crap, and then hit them under the bathroom saying God,
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: I've done this as a drunk adult and a kid. Yeah,
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: I have my guess.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: That could go either.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say I'm saying adult, I'm saying drunk adult
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I think a kid might not be that embarrassed about that,
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: but that depends on how young of a kid, right,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: But a drunk adult would be more.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: If it if it's sharp, exactly, because if a kid,
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: then you would probably talk to an adult about you.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna take the under I'm gonna say kid, because
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: a kid will think it's in the cabinet. No one
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: will ever find it, no one will ever look there.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: How little kids think they're hiding it behind like a
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: like a sign post. You know I can see right, Yes, exactly, Morgan,
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: what do you think?
• 36:56
  Speaker 13: Well, I screened your call, so.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, So Marie, what is it? Was it
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: as a kid that you crapped your pants and hid
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: the evidence or as a drunk adult.
• 37:08
  Speaker 18: Definitely a drunk adult, drunk.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: Animal. Were you at home or at a party? Yeah,
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: with somebody else's house or you're on home.
• 37:19
  Speaker 18: I went with my girlfriend to some dude's house that
• 37:21
  Speaker 18: she was going to hook up with and started getting
• 37:25
  Speaker 18: really sick, and so I was like barking.
• 37:28
  Speaker 19: And the best part is that I was wearing one
• 37:30
  Speaker 19: of his pairs of basketball shorts.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know what happened to those basketball shorts? Oh
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: here they are?
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  Speaker 12: Ye?
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  Speaker 13: Did your friend still get to hook up with him
• 37:38
  Speaker 13: or did you ruin it?
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: No?
• 37:40
  Speaker 19: No, she she got her on.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Good for I, Marie. Thank you for the call. Appreciate
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Listen to the Wood Show. Let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian, Hey, Brian, Hey,
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: good morning.
• 37:51
  Speaker 12: How you doing.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: We're doing great? All right, So give us your story,
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: but don't tell us yet if it was a something
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: he did a kid or as a drunk adult. But
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: what happened?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, so, uh say that night, wake up, st enter
• 38:04
  Speaker 11: on the lights, go into the restroom instead of using
• 38:09
  Speaker 11: the toilet to take a piss. Yeah, I pretty much
• 38:12
  Speaker 11: opened the cupboard under the sink and I just.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all right, so I'll spoil it. This was
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: This was gonna be mine as well. But yeah, it
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: wasn't a cabinet. It was the oven. Open open the
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: oven door, right, yeah, yeah, like walked into walked into
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: the kitchen, open the oven door, which stopped before I
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: did it. So we stopped before I did. So what
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: was it a kid or as a drunk adult? Now,
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: people in the room who know the story don't say anything.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: But let's guess on Brian. First, I will say, I
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: will say that happened as m I'll go you know,
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: I'll go last. I'll go last, because I think I'm
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: comparing it to my own, my own story. Yeah, yeah,
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: I have a bias.
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  Speaker 4: Unless he's like a notorious sleepwalker. I'm gonna say drunk adult,
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: drunk adult.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this reeks of drunk adult, drunk adult. I'm going
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: an adult all day, drunk adult. Did you talk to
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: him Morgan on your job? All right? So, Brian, was
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: it as a kid or a drunk adult that this happened?
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  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 39:16
  Speaker 11: I actually I was as a kid. I guess I couldn't.
• 39:19
  Speaker 11: I probably was like four or five years old. I
• 39:22
  Speaker 11: just seemed right to just pee in there instead of
• 39:24
  Speaker 11: on my.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Sub on the bard dude. Same. Yeah, Yeah, I was
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: a little I was a little kid. I was probably eight,
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: maybe I was. I was sleepwalking, Yeah, I was sleepwalking. Yeah,
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: And my mom said so yeah. My mom said, I
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: woke up and I walked out of the bedroom and
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: she's like talking to me. She goes, hey, honey, what
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: what are you doing? What do you I wasn't saying anything.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: I was just walking went into the kitchen, open up
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: the oven door, and I was getting ready to take
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: a leak.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: She like redirected me and we went into the bedroom.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah all right, Brian, thank you for the call. Appreciate you.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: I get that though, because when I was little, I
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: tried to wash my hands on the toilet because I
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: thought it was a kids sink.
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: So kids are pretty.
• 40:07
  Speaker 20: Dump in the in the studio, top had the official
• 40:14
  Speaker 20: top had.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody put something in here, so I don't know
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: how these. Okay, so it's on the bathroom one, so
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: this is somebody here on the show. I went to
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: the bathroom and wiped with my hand because there was
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: no toilet paper around. Was that as a kid or
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: as a drunk adult?
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Gotta be kid?
• 40:36
  Speaker 13: Are we also guessing who it was?
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: We can try to guess who it is that is vile.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: I'll say it's Sammy. As a drunk adult, it's gonna.
• 40:45
  Speaker 11: Say sam.
• 40:47
  Speaker 13: Also a lot of toilet paper.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: Like that, and she's done desperate things in the bathroom.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: For me, it was be gonna be between Sammy and
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: then menace. I don't think Manie would ever do that.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I think, I think I think drunk,
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: he certainly would really think about it, like he's a
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: totally different behind a planet. Yeah, but wiping, my god,
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: it would just shower.
• 41:14
  Speaker 13: I'm going Sammy.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: But as a kid, Yeah, Sammy kid.
• 41:16
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm saying Morgan as a kid, Morgan.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Morgan's another good guess. Yeah, who was like something I
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: do first? Whose is this?
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: This is mine?
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: It's like you?
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: And was as a kid or as a drunk adult
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: as a kid.
• 41:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, When I was a kid, I was at our
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: dance studio that notoriously was always running out of toilet
• 41:43
  Speaker 9: paper and the one bathroom that it had, and it
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: was very little. I want to go to the bathroom
• 41:49
  Speaker 9: and there was no toilet paper left, so I wiped
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: with my hand and then I walked out and my
• 41:53
  Speaker 9: mom was talking to like some of the dance teachers
• 41:56
  Speaker 9: and like other parents, and I just walked up to
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: my mom and I said there was no toilet paper
• 42:01
  Speaker 9: so I had to wipe with my hand. And my
• 42:04
  Speaker 9: mom's just mortified because other people now heard me say that,
• 42:06
  Speaker 9: and she just looked at me and she goes, well,
• 42:08
  Speaker 9: did you wash your hands?
• 42:09
  Speaker 13: And I was like I can't reach.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: The sink because it was so high.
• 42:13
  Speaker 13: I walked out with Pete on my hand and she
• 42:15
  Speaker 13: ran me.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: To the bad You would have to change dance studio.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: You got to move. All right, let's see here. How
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: about how about this one?
• 42:23
  Speaker 19: I told the dentist that he had bad breath and
• 42:25
  Speaker 19: had ugly teeth.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: All right, d kids a kid? That's a kid.
• 42:31
  Speaker 19: I told the dentist that he had bad breath and
• 42:34
  Speaker 19: had ugly teeth.
• 42:36
  Speaker 13: Who's going to the dentist.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: It's either a kid or like your rock bottom at
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: aa Yeah, Dennis kind of buzz.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what if you're on gas lapping gas?
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: Zach kwn is drunk or inebriated, I guess so, yeah, yeah,
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: you're not so sure.
• 42:52
  Speaker 19: I wasn't a drunk adult.
• 42:54
  Speaker 18: I was hammered at a party.
• 42:55
  Speaker 19: It was this arrogant dentist there. I was being a
• 42:58
  Speaker 19: jerk to my friend who's a teacher. He told him
• 43:00
  Speaker 19: that for an educator, you aren't very smart. So I said, well,
• 43:03
  Speaker 19: for you have terrible breaths and your breath smells like
• 43:06
  Speaker 19: a swamp. I got some laugh and he called me
• 43:10
  Speaker 19: in a hole.
• 43:10
  Speaker 17: And walked off.
• 43:11
  Speaker 19: You know, actually it's probably the only thing I ever
• 43:14
  Speaker 19: did well while hammered.
• 43:16
  Speaker 15: Okay, I like that. Okay, how about I like that?
• 43:23
  Speaker 15: Brow this one out says, oh there's another one.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, so much Pete inside the department store
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: dressing room.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm gonna say Morgan Morgan with me kid, menace drunk.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, shopping malls, right, Morgan adult Morgan adult Morgan
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: adult Ao, I'll say menace kid. Okay, okay, menace kid? Alright,
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Who's is Pete inside the department store dressing room?
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: And we recently I talked about somebody. It came up
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: somehow that somebody pete in a dressing room.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: Because it happens quite frequently.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and me today thinks, what an ahole? Yeah? And
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: then I realized, oh my god, I did that because
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I was a kid. I was with my brother at
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: some department store and I told him I had to
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: use the bathroom. We couldn't find it, and he said,
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: go do the in the dressing room. Everybody does it.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: So I went in and just peede.
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow, animal.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: I want to pick this one because it was folded
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: up very tiny, and.
• 44:38
  Speaker 13: I'm just curious like that means they don't want it open.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, stood on an all glass coffee table and shattered
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: it while barefoot. Okay, so that's not gonna be myself
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: or menace because we're not about to get up on
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: anything like that. You think, yeah, Gina, Gina might.
• 45:01
  Speaker 13: I'm going Gina in college so drunk.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Uh, I don't know. I'm thinking it's it's gotta be
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: between Gina and Morgan. Yeah, I'm gonna go Sammy's too
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: light to break anything would break it. She's too tiny,
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: she's too small.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: I'm going Morgan drunk, Morgan drunk.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: I'll see that, Morgan drunk. I'll say Morgan kid, Morgan kid,
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Morgan drunk is a good call. But I was going Gina.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna stick with Gina. Gina drunk, Gina drunk all right,
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: who stood on an all glass coffee table and shattered
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: it while barefoot? That was me, guys, adult adult.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 16: This was during COVID times when we were like locked
• 45:48
  Speaker 16: in the house, like the early stages of it, and
• 45:50
  Speaker 16: I was drink with my friends and I thought, oh,
• 45:52
  Speaker 16: it would be a really good idea to get on
• 45:53
  Speaker 16: my glass coffee table barefoot, start dancing and just instantly
• 45:58
  Speaker 16: shattered the whole thing.
• 45:59
  Speaker 13: Wow, but it was it was cool experience.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: That was a cool experience.
• 46:06
  Speaker 13: I mean, give me something to do.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, here's another table one. I jumped on a
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: table and started to do the robot while people cheered
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: around me. Seems very mena menace, menace, I'm drunk.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I'm say menace kid.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: I jumped on a table and started to do the
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: robot while people cheered around me.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: It's drunk, Yeah, I say menace kid.
• 46:34
  Speaker 13: I'm going Gina. I'm going Gina drunk, all right?
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: Greg?
• 46:40
  Speaker 10: Would you say drunk and it's drunk?
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Menace?
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Woody kid?
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Sammy, men is drunk, men is drunk. I'm going with
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: I'm going with Gina. I get on this one. But
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say drunk adult, drunk adult, all right? So
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: who jumped onto the table and started to do the
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: robot while the people cheered around them. That would be me.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: That sounded very kid.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It was the eighties.
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: There was some restaurant change called Tunes. It was basically
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: like a chuck e cheese And I was really into
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: this one song at the time. It was by Huey Lewis,
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: and the news called Hip to Be Square. Yeah, but
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: I thought it was called hip to be Hip Hit
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: the B Square when I was a kid, Hit the
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: B Square, I don't know, square in the face. They
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: were playing bingo or something. I don't know why, but
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: I got the lyrics wrong. But for some reason that
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: song started playing. So I got on the table and
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: started doing the robot and people loved it.
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: The robots a hip to be Square?
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, dude, it's a banger right here, come on,
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: get on the table. Day is still a live right yeah,
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: he's a super golf Sorry, show it to your moves.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: Can I retire? No, got on the table to stand
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: up to do because the robot needs to be taken
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: care of.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Come on, people cheer When.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: I was more you look back then, dumb doing that?
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: That's pretty good? Yeah, medice, is that you or a robot?
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: I have some more, but we do we have to
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: take a break, So we'll take the break, then we'll
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: come back. Did you do it as a candor as
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: a drunk adult? And people are texting theirs over too,
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: but this this one is super obvious. Just came in
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: superclude corners to the floor of the gym to watch
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: people kick them for days. That's an adult.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: That's a kid thing.
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: That's like a frank.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: I'll do it tomorrow.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: That's a that's a high school kid. One faculty he
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: fell so hard and all the students were laughing at her.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: More what it shows next second? Alright, so it did
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: happen as a kid or did it happen as a
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: drunk adult? Either way, proud of these moments.
• 49:11
  Speaker 18: I knocked the tooth out while skipping.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: I knocked the tooth out while skipping while skipping.
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: This could be a red herring. Tricky do you think kid?
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Definitely?
• 49:21
  Speaker 19: Could I knocked the.
• 49:23
  Speaker 18: Tooth out while skipping drunk?
• 49:25
  Speaker 10: Say drunk adult?
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Drunk sipping?
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree, you think it would be a kid.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: I think it's also kind of way like, dude, I
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: threw my back out sneezing. I think it's part of
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: the delivery, and I'm thinking, I'm thinking it's drunk adult.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: I say drunk adult. Yeah, I'm going to do the
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: obvious since a kid. I had a co.
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: Worker she knocked out her front teeth while drunk. Yeah,
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: like just going down the side of let's.
• 49:50
  Speaker 18: Find out I was a drunk adult. Yeah, so I
• 49:53
  Speaker 18: was skipping down the app in Delray when my chill
• 49:56
  Speaker 18: accidentally caught a cracked sidewalk and I fell forward and
• 50:01
  Speaker 18: my tooth actually got entangled with an older woman's shawl.
• 50:05
  Speaker 18: By the time I landed, the tooth was gone. I
• 50:09
  Speaker 18: am not sure if it was the shawl or the
• 50:11
  Speaker 18: concrete it to get out, but regardless, my tooth was
• 50:14
  Speaker 18: self just kept going down the street.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, remember when you were a kid and you did
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: have a tooth that was loose to anybody ever? Like
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: do the tie to a doorknob thing? Yeah, last second,
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: just dangling on by a thread? All right, so this
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: is somebody in the room. I had a pen, but
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: I couldn't find any paper, so I wrote my thoughts
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: down on the leather couch instead. Kill me and Greg.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: If if it was as a kid, he wouldn't have
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: survived his parents totally.
• 50:55
  Speaker 13: I think woody on this one.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: That does seem woody ish.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you've done stuff like that, right, didn't you like
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: poke holes in the seat or something of my mom's car.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: She had the front bench sheet of the super sweet
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: Chrysler le Baron. That was a kid was a kid.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: That's compelling, man, it's woody kid. Yeah, yeah, woody kid,
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: yeah all right, yeah yeah everybody, all right. Well I
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: had a pen, but I couldn't find any paper, so
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: I wrote my thoughts down on the leather couch instead.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Whose is that?
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: That was me?
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: I was a kid.
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: I was being ignored by my mother, who was on
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: the phone.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: I asked for a piece of paper. She wouldn't give
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: me one. She was talking to some broad and I said,
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: wait a second, we have white leather couches. That's way
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: better than a piece of paper.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: Convenience.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: Just scribbled and scribbled. By the time she got off
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: the phone, she was so furious she was shaking. She
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: started crying. So until I was in high school, we
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: just had a big orange afghan throw.
• 51:59
  Speaker 9: When did you explain to heard that it was her
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: fault not giving you I.
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: Made that crystal grid?
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: And then she accepted that there was no problem what.
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: You write on the couch and scribbling my thoughts and
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: my dreams, my doodles.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: I'll give you, guys one more. Tried to steal a
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: street sign?
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: Who has that's now?
• 52:22
  Speaker 10: Greg does like to do traffic?
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: Tried to steal a street sign? Who did it? Who
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: did it? And was it as a kid or as
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: a drunk adult Wood or Greg for sure.
• 52:36
  Speaker 13: I think Greg as a kid. I'm going Greg drunk.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Greg drunk.
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: I'll go Greg kid.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: I'm going Greg kid because we heard about you know
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: that story that his dad told where he and his
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: friends would like like la and get people to think
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: of their bodies and he's like a traffic Yeah, I'll
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: say yeah, I'll say Greg kid.
• 52:56
  Speaker 10: Great kid, Greg kid drunk when a kid, all right.
• 53:01
  Speaker 13: I'm going drunk.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: Tried to steal a street sign that was me Wow,
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: I was drunk. Wow, what was the sign? Say, humps,
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: you didn't.
• 53:12
  Speaker 9: Get it because grew an adults basically thirty years old.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: My friend had hurt.
• 53:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, my friend had bought a house. I mean we're
• 53:19
  Speaker 9: in buying houses stage in life. And on her street
• 53:23
  Speaker 9: the street was spelled two different ways on the street sign.
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: One street sign had it spelled one way, the other
• 53:30
  Speaker 9: one had it spelled a different way.
• 53:31
  Speaker 13: And I said, well, if we steal one of.
• 53:33
  Speaker 9: Them, they have to replace it, because they weren't replacing it,
• 53:36
  Speaker 9: and there was all this confusions.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: So we did cheer stunts to try and.
• 53:39
  Speaker 9: Get the streets sign and tried to take it down.
• 53:42
  Speaker 10: It didn't work, but yeah, that heart mission.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: I have a similar story that I've shared on air
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: where we were drunk and my my friend had a
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: note parking sign out in the front of their house
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: and it was on a wood post. So we when
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: we're drunk, we sought it and we like cut it
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: down and then we threw it in a lake and
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: they never replaced it.
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you can all the time.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a drunk team. We stole I don't
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: know what you call them when there's a construction zone.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Not a sawhorse, but those sandwich board type things where
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: they put a blinking yellow light on top, and so
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: I stole that and I put it at my girlfriend's
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: house at the time in her backyard. But it was
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: so bright with the blinking I thought this is going
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: to be distracting, so I threw it on her roof pane.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I was probably seventeen and drunk. Nice was it
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: a kid or a drunk adult?
• 54:29
  Speaker 17: I got picked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for
• 54:32
  Speaker 17: putting my mouth on the ice cream machine.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, first of all, Tomatoes, that place fast. That place
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: is great.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: It's like a salad bar. Yeah, great, So she put
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: her mouth on the like soft serve ice cream descend.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, I got.
• 54:47
  Speaker 17: Picked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for putting my
• 54:50
  Speaker 17: mouth on the ice cream machine.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, I would so like to you're gonna be drunk
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: and sweet at Sweet Tomatoes. Don't you crave more greasy
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: stuff in you're drunker? Like, Hey, guys, I'm so hammerd'
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: go hit the salad bar?
• 55:05
  Speaker 10: And did they kick out kids or did they just
• 55:07
  Speaker 10: tell their parents to watch them?
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm going drunk.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: I'm also going to kill drunk adult pizza?
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Right that they did?
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah? They did? All right, let's find out.
• 55:17
  Speaker 19: So, yeah, I was a drunk adult.
• 55:18
  Speaker 18: I put my mouth all over the ice cream.
• 55:21
  Speaker 19: I the game out and I have no idea why
• 55:23
  Speaker 19: I kept doing it, but I did.
• 55:25
  Speaker 18: It was a lot of fun. Yeah, they kicked me
• 55:27
  Speaker 18: and my girlfriend out.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: I know. All right, Well there I go. That's how
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: you play. Was it a kid or drunk adult?
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: We gotta do that again.
• 55:35
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  Speaker 5: over to to nine eight seven. We did drunk adult?
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Or is something he does a kid? The woman called
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: in and said that she put her mouth on the
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: ice cream machine got kicked out of that place. Yeah. Well,
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: in Washington, this guy, he was relaxing at home when
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: he got one of his bright ideas. He decided that
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: he was going to light off some fireworks inside of
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: his apartment.
• 56:35
  Speaker 12: Fun.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: He shot a mortar firework into the ceiling and the
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: whole apartment complex now was on fire. O fun. And
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: then he then he got on the phone. He called
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: his estranged wife to say that he had bombed the
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: apartment and that bad people were after him. So she
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: calls the cops. They chased the guy around town. This
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: leads to an hour's long standoff. Now guess what got
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: it to end? Got it? Uh? His place was on fire.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: He had to get out.
• 57:05
  Speaker 13: No, well he already got out, and.
• 57:08
  Speaker 8: They've been round.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: Town at this point, and now it's a standoff. Oh okay,
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: I thought the standoff was still in the building. Now
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: think about the setup to But I got into the
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: story talking about the woman getting kicked out of the place.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Oh it's ice cream, God damn it. He put his
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: ice cream, asked him for his demands, and he wanted
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: a blizzard from dairy Quinn. So they brought it to
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: him and they gave it to him. Medicine one of
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: those tactical robots. Yes, and then he surrendered deals a
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: deal man, all right. Why he shot the fireworks into
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: his ceiling in the first.
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: Place, and he guessed drug paranoid wasted drugs?
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah what drug?
• 57:59
  Speaker 16: Okay, let's see was high on I'm gonna say acid, acid?
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: Men said at first he was high on mess. So
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: he was arrested, hit with felony arson charges. I mean
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: the ice cream. It is interesting though, as a request
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: if he's on mes because people are not hungry, so
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: sunny well, besides the blizzard from Dairy Queen, he also
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: wanted a burger from there. So I've never gotten actual
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: food from Dairy Queen. I've only gotten I've only gotten
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: ice cream.
• 58:28
  Speaker 10: It's really good.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: And I just learned the other day the really good
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: friend of mine, who is in his fifties, he's never
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: once had Dairy Queen ever any kind of anything. Been
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: to Dairy Queen with other people, but he never ordered anything.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: I go with how can you go into a dairy
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: Queen and then not leave with something you look ever
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: or he's never even had it, not even once? Is
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: that just like his thing?
• 58:51
  Speaker 21: No?
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: Like is that his brag?
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: I ever had it inside I'm a hipster. Yeah, I
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: don't know if I've ever seen him really eat sweets.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: He's a he's a big like he likes whiskey and
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: bourbons and he's more like a sweet booze and you know,
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: well there's some big chains out there. I've never had savory. Well,
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: you were just saying something like the Geena the other
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: day said genas, so you know if you had, you know,
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: what is it like.
• 59:17
  Speaker 13: Starving?
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Starving? Sweet or savory?
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: And me too savory? Yeah, except for ice cream though.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: That's yeah, that's the trip everything. Also, a couple in
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Florida in the news they're facing charges and I have
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: questions here. Parents, You'll understand they left their sixteen year
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: old off by himself on the side of the road
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: and told him to go fend for himself. Oh cool,
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: and they only left him with some cash and a
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: bag of handguns.
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: All right, that's the part I go.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, all right. I
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: understood everything up until bag of handguns. But here's here's
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: someone from the police department talking about it. Story was
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: these people.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 21: Kicked him out of the car and gave him two bags,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 21: and you know, once through the course of that investigation
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 21: talking with him, we were able to figure out what
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 21: was in those bags. There was the loaded weapons, and
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 21: I believe there was a magazine as well. The report
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 21: indicates that the child was handed you know, these bags
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 21: and said you're the chosen one.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: Good luck, good luck. So that's okay. So according to
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: chosen one, it was the parents, the sixteen year old,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: and then the eight year old sibling. They're all in
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: the car and they're going somewhere. The sixteen year old's
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: decide that he doesn't want to go where they're going,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: and that's when they pulled over and kicked him out
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: of the car. Say hey, right, fine, man, you're the
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: chosen one. Good luck. Oh that's so all of that
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: I get.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: So it's kind of like they had a plan, Like
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: he's always doing this.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: I've wanted to do something like that. I've not done it.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: I certainly wouldn't be setting him off on his own
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: with a bag of handguns. But I guess maybe, like
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: in the whole thing of all right, I am going
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: to kick you out of this car, but in case
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: you defend for yourself, here are some weapons that you
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: can get ready. Both parents charge d neglect without bodily
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: harm also for allowing a minor to possess a hand firearm. Yeah,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: neighbors shocked because they say the parents are super friendly,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: very family oriented and normal. So this just leads me
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: to believe that it was one of those parent moments
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: where you snap because these kids are dicks. Do they
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: drive you so crazy?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Because if you take the guns out of the equation,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: that's the plot of a sitcom.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: And they gave him money.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, yeah, I love you, but you're driving me crazy.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: Get out here, get out, find your own way.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: And I know plenty of parents who have had their
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: kid like kicked out of the car and have to
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: like walk next to it all the way home.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 11: Like people do this.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, although you could probably get brought up on charges
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: even for that. Yeah, these days.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there used to be a lot of social media
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: videos back then, you know, where they would kick the
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: kid out of the car and they would record them
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: walking all.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: The way back to sake. But yeah, you can't do
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: that because people complain.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: Do parents still wash their kids' mouths out with soap?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: No, I've never done.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: Give you a diarrhears.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: I think, why haven't we done that? That's actually next
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: time someone smarts mouth, they're like, yeah, we're gonna do that.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: I'll let you know how it goes, because that's a
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: threat they've never even heard, right, that's true. My son's
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: big thing now is because he's sixteen, and so we'll
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: get into things every once in a while. He knows everything.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: He's the world's biggest genius. And he goes, I can't
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: wait till I'm eighteen and I can get on my own,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: live them my own O. Good God, Dad, you and
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: me both. Yeah, yeah, like you know, like good. But
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: here's the thing I would enjoy where you're at right
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: now because it's kind of like those last couple of
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: days of vacation. Really soak it in. Yeah, you know,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: because it's not going to be like this when you
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: get home, right, you got to go back to real life.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: And in his case, he's going to experience real life
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: because I'm not paying for everything. He absolutely knows that
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: he's going to appreciate it. In about twenty six years.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: He's going to be like, oh my god, I had
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: it made yeah, because my life, yeah, my eighteen and twenties,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: like I didn't really care about any of that. So again,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: when you start really waking up in your thirties totally
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: and appreciating that.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: But even still, I think when he goes from easy
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: Street to not really having to worry about all that
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: much too, I mean, you see what rents and stuff
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: are and the kind of jobs that you can get
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: when you're eighteen, I think you do when like you
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: can you barely.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: Together when his bill envelopes start coming to the house,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: Red and Pink note super young.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 9: You'll share a two bedroom apartment with four or five
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 9: people and.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: You'll have fun doing it. I've told the story a
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: number of times about you know the things that I did,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: you know when I was super young and Megapore and
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: right sleeping on the floor the radio station because I
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: couldn't be able to get a bus early enough to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: get back to work the next day at first. Like,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: but things are different in just the cost of living
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: to income ratio, right, true, getting started is really rough,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: way way more of now then it's ever been. I think, yeah,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: just based on the stuff that you see and how
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: the cost of rents and living and housing and all
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: the other things have accelerated so much, but yet the
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: level of income has not come up at this not
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: even close to the same rate that the other things
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: have gone up.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: If you like, stick to it and say I'm not
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: going to help you out, and if you're forcing that situation,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: you figure it out.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: He will figure it out. Now, if he just moved
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: out out of defiance, I wouldn't help him out at
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: all in the very beginning. He's not going to live
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: in my house. I want him to develop that sense
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: of independence. I will maybe supplement, like I'll you know what,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: I'll kick and I'll kick in half your rent or
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: something like that. Yeah, just that's very generous, yes, of course,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: But I'm saying, but that's if he goes through things
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: through the proper you know, sequence and does things. But
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: if it's this whole defiant, I could do it without you, fine,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: show me, because then that will be the lesson. Then
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: when he comes inevitably crawling back, I'll go all right, look,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: you have this place. I will help you. Now, I'll
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: help you maintain so you have you're not moving back
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: in here, right, that's it.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: Can you co sign for my apartment for the days
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: of the mommy daddy phone?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: But but I you know, and and then that will
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: have like an agreement about you know, look, I will
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: do this until this point. So between now and then,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: you've got to figure out how you're gonna, you know,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: be lucky. Right, So that's anything. Nobody Yeah, nobody, nobody, zero,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: no help. Nobody bought me a car, nobody. Yeah. I
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: didn't borrow money. I never borrowed the dying when you're
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: dying for my parents.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Out of school, just getting started was the scariest time
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: in my life and also absolutely petrifying.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, later in life, I had to let go of
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: that animosity because you know, both my parents they were
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: helped by their parents, cars, houses, everything, And I'm like, why, why, why.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: Stop with me for some reason?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: What did I do?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: I never, like, you didn't need drugs or anything like that.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: I always I mean, you know, not now as a parent,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: but just even when I was younger, because of my
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: experience and the whole boarding school thing, and everybody to
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: me had this normal experience and I had this like
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: hellish experience, and I would just get so mad when
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: I would see somebody like get mad at their parents
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: and say that their parents were dicks and they were
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: unfair because they didn't get the car that they wanted
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: when they started driving. They did get a car they
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: but it wasn't the one that they wanted. I'm like,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: are you insane? Like someone gives you a car? Like,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: even at that point, I understood that was based on
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: that experience. I want my kids to have somewhat of
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: an experience of developing that independence and being able to,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: you know, and do it. But if it has to
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: be where it's hey, you push them right out of
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: the nest because they're going to be all big and
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: bold and puff their chest at you and like, I
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: can't wait. Cool, let me know how it goes.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Brother.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, but if it's if it's just like
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: they want to show and depends they want to then yes,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: I will be happy to assist them a little training wheels.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: It's all attitude.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly. We're gonna take a break and we'll
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: come back fail stories. It is Friday, after all fail stories.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: Next on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 10: Hang on with a little extra effort, I think we
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 10: can up our liability.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: They show'll be right back fast. All right, So I
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: believe I already mentioned this story, and if I didn't,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: we can make it the official first Friday fail story
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: of the week. But okay, I took a story from Tennessee.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: The skydiving instructor was doing a tandem jump the student. Yeah, okay,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: I did, okay. Well, for those of you who didn't
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: hear it, yeah, everything was was great, going according to plan.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: They they jumped out of the plane, but the tandem
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: harness got caught on the plane, which resulted in the
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: student and the instructor becoming separated. News So the student
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: ended up landing in a tree with only minor injuries
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: thanks to the parachute that he had. But uh, since
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: it was tandem and he had the parachute, that means
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: that the instructor didn't. And then you know he hit
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: the ground. He's mega dead. So yeah, FA's looking into
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: what happened, but uh, nothing has been reported as a
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: malfunction yet. But yeah, yeah, the tandem just got just
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: got caught on the plane.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: That's the nightmare.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right. I wasn't sure because if if we hadn't,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: I would have included it. But I know you've done skydiving, waddy,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: But would you ever do it again? Yes, you would,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: but under certain conditions only because like if somebody I
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: knew really wanted to go, but I might go with
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: that person, but just for me to go do it
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: again like on my own, no, because it prove Yeah,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: I scratched that it or you know, I did the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: right term scratch that. Yeah, but you're.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: So like casual and like low resting pulse when you
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: were like soaring through the airhel loved.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: It cool, Oh dude, I loved it. I loved every
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: second of it. Is so cool. It was such a
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: cool experience. That's why I would be open to doing
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: it again. I just not by myself.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 9: Maybe with your kids when they're old enough, if they
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 9: want to go and they're like, dad, come with us.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: Maybe, Yeah, I mean that might be something. Yeah, you
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: hear a story like this, Yeah, not good happens to me.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: Cars crashed, planes, cringh different things happen like it's just
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: you know, what are you gonna do? Great? Death is
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: gonna get you. You have a one chance of death.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: You do so jump out of a plane rush. My
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: point is like, you don't do that, but then you
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: get hit by a bus crossing the street. So if
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: you're interested in doing it, do it. Don't go to
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: just anybody, Like, do some research, find out that everybody's
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: got everything. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah, exactly. Got time for
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: the official and failed stories we hadn't got to yet
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: here on the Wooden Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: boys and girls, time once again for your Friday fan story.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: As been the fact, they had the perfect plan, the
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: plan that could never go wrong. But then somewhere along
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: the line it went to being a great idea to
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: one big stake in Mega Uber Ultra. I think that's
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: a pretty good guy hot damn. Even the miller I
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: thought we were really right in there. Man in the pocket,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Jim right in the pocket. All right, so fail. Sorry.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: This is about this twenty seven year old tick tard
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: who stirred up some trouble after he filmed himself. He
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: was walking around the streets of Paris. He was wearing
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: a medical face mask, and he pretended to inject people
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: with syringes when they weren't paying attention. As funny. Now,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: these kind of pranks, I guess, have been on the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: rise in Europe and people didn't take it very well.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: Cops are called, and because he had filmed himself and
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: posted it under his own profile, he was pretty easy
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: to find anything for clout. He was arrested and they
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: worked very quickly over there. He's already had his day
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: in court. His lawyer asked for clemency, but the judge
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: is like nope and sentenced this idiot to a year
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: in fail jail. Good fail, that's how it's done.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 13: He's ready to get beat up.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, death. All right, let's see this one, okay,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: So imagine pigeons with little backpacks filled with marijuana delivering
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: two people at different locations throughout New York City. Love
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: you dream. So this is a This is a promotional
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: video for a company who posts it's called Project Pigeon.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: Listen to this.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 22: We're here at delivery headquarters or is I like to
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 22: call it the coup. My name is Jeff, I run
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 22: the Coup. Today is day fifteen of our pigeon delivery
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 22: training program.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: We are going to be using my.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 22: Carrier pigeons to deliver to our customers in Manhattan, Brooklyn
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 22: and Queens.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: They have a homing device in their head.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 22: We give them a specific address and they come back
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 22: here to the coop.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: They're not flying rats. Okay.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 22: We do have to instruct the customers to keep their
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 22: windows open and you feel that, guys, wind's going northward.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: It's a real issue.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 22: We're talking to JFK about their flight patterns because it
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 22: is getting in our way.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, I can I guess what this is? Can I guess? Okay?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: This is definitely Ai and I do people it's not Ai.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: It's his dude, but it is. It is fake. Okay,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: so it's not a real thing. But that didn't stop
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: Fox five News in New York City from from doing
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: a story on it. They fell for it, hook line
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: and sinker. It's like carrier pigeons. Remember them from back
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: in the day, Well, now they're being used to deliver
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: more than just messages. I don't think anybody actually remembers.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 23: Those like we read about them who actually used those
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 23: things like the medieval times. Local dispensary the travel agency
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 23: is testing out a new pilot program that uses carrier
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 23: pigeons to deliver some weed all across the city. Sounds
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 23: like somebody got hi, I had an idea. Under those
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 23: programmed pigeons will make deliveries war wearing many backpacks that
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 23: are designed to carry up to orders to be placed online.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 23: The dispensary says the cannabis carrier pigeon program will begin
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 23: next summer.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: Talk about free help, right, I mean I want to
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: help to go.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 7: Around sales human.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: It might have been just a pitch video like let's
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: make this happen.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: I mean it could be it's just a marketing stunt.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: It worked, yep.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: This broad in China was having some back issues, which
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: you know most people would just take something for it
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: to go see a doctor. But no, no, no, this chick.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: She decided that the swallowing live frogs would be the
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: best way to deal with it with the frogs. Yep,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: she swallowed five of them, Greg, God, and then she
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: followed that up with three the next day, so total
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: of eight frogs. Well, surprise, surprise didn't work back still
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: killing her. But also she's like, man, she had some
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: excruciating stomach pain. You don't say. She goes to the hospital.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: They tell her, hey, guess what, You're infected with the
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: tape worm and it's destroying your stomach. And but that
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: was destroying her stomach, not like she's just losing weight
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: like it was. That's why the excruciating pain in her
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: stomach because it was literally tearing days look so good.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: She was in the hospital for over two weeks. Sale,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: what goes through your mind?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, goes through your intestine.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: But God, like, what.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: Those are your Friday fail stories? Eight seven, seven forty four.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: It's what's up? WHI? What's going down in SoC spores?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: Jeff G. Well, go Dodgers and Happy Friday? Jeff G.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: Hi, good, buddy, what do you show?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: Let's go ahead and start with our Dodgers.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 24: They are moving on to the NLCS thanks to a
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 24: basis loaded air by the Phillies pitcher Here's what it
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 24: sounded like on our sister station, AM five seventy.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: The old one pitch pats crowns back to Curtly, we
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: can't find it.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: He don't hog.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: Story going to the Championship tis.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 21: Now.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 24: Hayesan Kim missed home played originally, but smartly went back
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 24: and tagged it. Dodgers win and are moving on. For
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 24: half a second, I felt bad for the Phillies pitcher.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 24: Then I realized he's on the Phillies and I don't care.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 24: Dodgers don't know who they're playing yet. Brewers and Cubs
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 24: Game five is tomorrow. That winner will face the Dodgers
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 24: in the NLCS starting on Monday. NFL Giants upset the
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 24: Eagles last night. Sunday Chargers and Rams both on the
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 24: road with early games. Chargers and Dolphins and Rams and
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 24: Ravens start at ten am.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: NBA Lebron James.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 24: Is gonna miss the first three to four weeks of
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 24: the season with sciatica. Listen, bro I got sciatica. I'll
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 24: send you a couple stretches, man, but get back out there.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: Dog.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 24: College football UCLA is gonna try to repeat their magic
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 24: against Michigan State on the Road and USC is hosting
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 24: Michigan tomorrow. Hockey Ducks lost to Seattle last night. They're
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 24: in San Jose tomorrow and the Kings are in Winnipeg
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 24: tomorrow morning at ten thirty.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Have a great sports weekend. Congrats once again to the Dodgers.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: I'm Jeff G. And that's your SoCal sport.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: I Jeff.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: Large.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: Disgusting the woody Hell. So this happened in Dallas. This
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: woman was at a shopping center and she held the
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: door for another woman. And this is this is one
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: of my pet peeves. People just assume that you're the dormant,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: absolutely like, oh, I'm here. I'm here to make sure
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: I hold the door for you, your highness in that situation.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: Always just so you're welcome, right, That's That's the most
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: I'll do in that situation. I'll go like, oh yeah, no,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: probably no problem anytime, don't worry about it. And this
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: woman that she held the door for didn't didn't thank
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: her at all. Now, the woman who's holding the door,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: she engages. They get into it. They start arguing with
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: each other, then the argument dies down. They both walk away.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: Now the door holder headed to another store. But what
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: she didn't know is that she was being followed by
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: the No Manners chick and they start arguing again, ladies,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: can't you just let it be sometimes on? No, No,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: we're gonna talk about this right now. Yeah, So the
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: stores employees told them, hey, you guys gotta leave. You
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: can't be doing this in here. So that spills out
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: into the parking lot. The door holder through a water
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: bottle at the No Manners chicks car my god. That
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: leads to a physical fight. Now keep in mind, this
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: all started with someone being nice and the door and
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: while it wasn't what she should have done, the worst
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: defense here is that somebody didn't say thank you, which
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: is a dick move but still okay. So now there's
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: the physical fight in the parking lot that has been
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: you know, this whole thing playing out, And that's when
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: the no Manner's chick pulled out a gun and shot
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: the woman who held the door for her. Now she's dead.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: No Manners chick is in jail for murder.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 19: Worth It.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: Supid where I thought I was going.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: I get wanting the last word like he's met, But damn,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: I've gotten pretty good at just learning to ignore things
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: and like I'm talking all kinds of things, annoying people,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: annoying situations.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: I take a deep breath and I go whatever, and
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: I go about my business. I kind of like, and
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: I know you love him to the basse ed cheering,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: Gina loves ed sheer. I love what he plays the bass, right,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: I believe you said you would suck it to the base.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: But okay, I just really admire him as a musician.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Sure.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: Anyway, he doesn't have a cell phone. What Yeah, he
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: doesn't doesn't have a cell phone, just doesn't have one.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: Taylor Swifter just mentioned that when she was doing some interviews, saying, oh, man,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: I we realized that we forgot to tell Ed about
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: the engagement on the story Charlotte and the God was
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: talking to him at the iHeartRadio Music Festival, and that
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: we're going to exchange a number or you know, no,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Oh yeah, it was okay. So yeah, he goes, no, man,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: he goes, just take my email. I don't have a phone.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: He doesn't have a phone. Yeah, And I thought about, man,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: that is kind of next step level because while I've
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: gotten pretty good about ignoring certain things that are annoying
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: and whatever, and it's so much better when you don't care.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 7: Well, when you're not involved.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of things I didn't care about to
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: begin with, but then there were there was a level
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: of where it's like okay on things that are that
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: are in this level, things I did care about or
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: put some attention or to some emotional energy behind, and
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: even that I've paired down. So now it's a very
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: very small amount of things that I give that kind
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: of like energy to. And you've you've noticed that you
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: you had said something recently about man, you just.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: Seem, yeah, you're something about you definitely has gotten lighter,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: way lighter.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: Yep, yeah, way better. I'm not bothered, you know, I'm
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: not bothered. Even then there are things and it happens,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: and it's really difficult because I'm also a very petty person.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: I'm a vengeful person. Story, I kind of get the
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: hold the door lady, but like, I don't know if
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: I could let it go. But if I'm on a
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: walk and I say hi to somebody passing by and
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: they don't say hi, I wait about ten feet separation,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: then I said or not or not?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: Because I can't let it go. So I encourage everybody,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: because it's pretty tense times. It seems like everybody's so
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: on edge and just on the edge of snapping and
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: doing something really dumb. They could have really far reaching consequences. Destroyed,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 5: someone's dead, someone's in jail. Now you have to, like,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: whatever it might be, whatever the consequence might be, like,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: try to take a deep breath and realize that in
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: the grand scheme of things, the ninety nine percent is
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: just not that big a deal. Matter. It doesn't matter, right,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: it doesn't matter.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 6: I was mad at myself a couple of weeks ago
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 6: because I was at a hotel and my favorite thing.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 6: A lady walks in, she goes thirteen, Yeah, and my
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 6: responsible and what was she asking for? Oh yeah, and
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 6: I did my favorite thing, Oh, I don't work here.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: And I was like, I shouldn't even just said that,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 6: because that just starts confordening fourteen.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: What do you ask me? What's next? Four to fifteen?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: No, I just shouldn't even engaged, you know, like, what
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: is it like it's fun for me to say I
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 6: don't work here.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 10: It's hilarious.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: It's pretty trying to spend Yeah, you're just trying to
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: say what you're gonna say maybe even like to your
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: sub but then try to move on after that. Yeah,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: I'm saying this. I'm not preaching anybody. I'm not trying
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: to preach here. I'm just sharing something that has I
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: feel has been very metavisual for me.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: And you don't have to accept every invitation to fight,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: you know, like they're they're asking you.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: Like, will you join me in this fight? Like no,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: And you guys know, I love a good confrontation. I
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: don't shy from confrontation. I don't. And because sometimes that
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: is the way to get things done, Like in a
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: business setting, if you go like, oh, and now you're
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: stuck doing something that you don't want to do or
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 5: you don't think it's the right thing to do, and
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: you need to fight, you to advocate for yourself. And
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: that's in medical situations or maybe sometimes it work, but
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: there are most of the times where it's just like,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: you know, shut up, yeah, let it go, who cares? Yeah,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: let it let it fail, let it flop. Let's not
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: your problem, not my monkey's, not my circus.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: You know, only on this dot for a short time,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: have fun.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: This reminds me of that time I screamed at a
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: woman because my dog was on a leash. This is
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: my previous dog who was way meaner than my current dog,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: and her dog was awfully and she yelled at me
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: and said, keep your dog away from me. And I
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: went up to her nose. My nose was almost touching
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: her nose. I said, your dog's the one not on
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: a leash.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: You effing yeah, yeah, I bet to this day she
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: remembers it, so I'm surprised he does. But but but Morgan,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: when when when Greg gets that point? Yeah, it's it's
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: bottled up from all the other stuff.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, right, which I always thought it would be
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: cool to have a concealed carry license.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: O God, trust myself. I love Raggie Gory. It's so funny.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 10: When you were here.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: Now now, and we're into another new hour insensitivity training
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: for a politically correct world. It's uh, Greg, Gina Gras,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: we got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: are open eight for Woody if you prefer to text,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: which I'm gonna need you to to uh to text
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: here in a second, I have another round of what
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: you show? Do you dig it? And yeah, you can
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: text over to two two nine eight seven. You can
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: find us on social media. Look for us. They are
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: at the Woody Show. We got the d uy Q
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: coming up for you this hour, a chance to win
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: something with the dumb Ass Contest. But yeah, uh do
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: you dig it? And I discovered some music you guys?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: What you new music Discovery, New music Discovery. No, it
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 5: just it popped up on social and uh, these guys
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: have kind of caught a little bit of lightning in
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: a bottle where like their clip of them kind of
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: teasing a new song that they that they wrote just
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: started getting shared around a bunch and it's it's it's
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: all over and like George Lopez, uh just put it
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: out the other day. He's like he he caught onto
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: it and he's got, you know, got a couple of
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: million followers or whatever. And then Lopez, well it because
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: so here's here's the thing. Uh, it's kind of like
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: it's indie rock, but they they they they kind of
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: dabble into into punk also like a little hip hop stuff.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: The name of the band is Dogma Society. Never heard
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: of him before. Uh, Dogma Society is the name of
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: the band. And the uh the clip that was that
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: was getting sent around. That just keeps getting reposted everywhere.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: The person who originally posted it was like, man, these
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: random Mexican kids in a garage might have just wrote
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 5: the best indie rock song of the fall. And so
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: that intrigued me. And I'm like, all right, I'll check
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: it out. I'm always down to here something cool.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 8: We do?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: Do you digg its on the show from time to time?
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: And uh, and I listened to it, I'm like, Damn,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: these kids sound really really good. Uh, they're from Salt
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: Lake City at least that's that's where they're based. I
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: think they're originally from Texas originally, and uh, Sunny Rivers
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: is the vocalist and he's he's got a cool sound.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: He got Sebastian Perez Diego Perez Gunner Gonzales who's the drummer,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: and then Chino who is on rhythm guitar. Chino is
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 5: from Long Beach. But yeah, they're they're based in Salt
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: Lake City, but they're all originally from Texas and these
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: these guys are just making it, making it happen. I
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: think it's a di y thing. Like I was reading
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 5: a little bit about them and they just started throwing
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: these underground shows like just Do It Yourself kind of
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: showed that it reminds me of Joe Koy when he
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: was telling his story, And it's a lot of stuff
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: like in skate culture, in that punk scene, and so quote,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: Dogma Society remains raw, real and rooted in their identity
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: as a band made up entirely of minorities telling stories
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: of struggle, youth, and defiance. All right now, Greg, I
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: think you're going to love this song. I think if
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: you heard it for the first time ever and liked
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 5: it that she's usually not a first listen guy. So
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: I heard just a little clip. It's not even out yet.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: I think they're releasing it next week, next Wednesday. And
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: if you go to their instagram, Dogma Society and it's
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: the number nine, so Dogma Society nine. There's a thing
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: where you can like pre save the song so when
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: it gets released, like you'll have it. But nobody's heard
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: the full song. But I reached out to them and
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: I said, hey, man, I really dig your stuff. Any
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: chance that you can send me and they did nice
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: and and so I know that they're listening right now. Guys.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: Great work, Keep grinding and I'm excited. I'm excited to uh,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: I'm excited to share this because they said they have
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: never had a song of theirs played on the radio before,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: and Greg, it kind of is like I get, I
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: kind of feel like I'm doing like a wine, like
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: a like a wine, getting it, strokes, killers, interpool, all
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: kind of all kind of there. So the name of
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: the song is the first time anybody's heard it all
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: the way through. Their fans haven't even heard it all
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: the way through yet. It's called See It All, But
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: it's gonna be out next week. Check it out and
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: then do you dig it? Yes?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: Over to two nine Dogma Society, See It All, you
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: Mess a discovery. It's the one show.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 8: Say the side you had to get home you so
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 8: but so I was missing everything enough you got.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: They've never had a song of there was played on
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: the radio before until now, and that was the first
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: song that even their own fans have got a chance
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: to hear. That song and its entirety. That is the
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: full song that's been getting shared around. This clip that's
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: gone viral for them, and a lot of people are
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: getting behind and going, wow, who the hell are these guys?
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: They're good Yeah.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: They're called Dogma Society Society, and that's the song called
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: See It All, which is gonna be I think available
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: next Wednesday and Wednesday or Friday's next week next week,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: Wednesday or Friday. And you can go to their Instagram.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 5: It's a Dogma Society nine and there's a pre save
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 5: right on their profile. You'll see you could pre save
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 5: it so that when it gets released you can have
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: that for yourself. And I'm looking at the I'm looking
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: at the text and it is I have not seen one.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 21: No.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 5: Like the question was, do you dig it? It's all digits, Yeah,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: it's all digits. Yeah. And again the all from this post.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 5: This is what I'm saying, Man, put yourself out there,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: get on social media, do things. Just this this post
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 5: popped up and it said these random Mexican kids in
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: a garage might have just wrote the best indie rock
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: song of the fall. I'm like, all right, what is this?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: And every once in a while we get to use
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 5: the platform here for good, you know, not just guess
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: whose guests.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: No, they have, but they have another song. I'm sure
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: they have more than just one another song, but it's
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: so good.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: Oh the other one I played for you.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what is it so good?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, this one's out. You can find you can
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: find their music on cause I did find like an
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: Apple Music and Spotify and all that kind of stuff. Yeah,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: it's called get Away.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: I love this song.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, here's just another clip of that.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 10: I just say.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's uh, that's a song that Genus dismatchup. I
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: played that for them earlier in the week before I
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: had a copy of the new one. But yeah, it's
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: called get Away. That one's out now. You can hear
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 5: that one now very and here here the thing I said. Yeah,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: it's kind of like strugs anyway. Shout out to those guys,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: Shout out to the Perez family, and uh, there you go.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: Dogma Society is the name of the band. Check it out,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: glad you guys dug it. Yeah that's cool and I
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 5: like them. I would love for them to do like
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: a we're gonna hit them up, but like do like
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: some kind of like wood you show things. It was
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: kind of fun, do show up. We'll throw a little part.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 5: You know how our parties go. Typically it's like a
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 5: rise against or Offspring or Coolio or Cypress Hill that
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: we've had and you know, go for a go for
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: a new band. But anyway, shout out to those guys.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 5: You guys are doing great work and and keep grinding. Guys.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 5: All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll come back.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: It's a dumb ass contest if you want to play
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four, Woody, We're gonna play the
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: d u y Q eight seven seven forty four Woody
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: and your chance to win. Next. Hey, this is Nony
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: and it's a Friday morning, and we got today's dumb
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: ass contest, chance to win some stuff. We're gonna play
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: the dui Q and we're looking for someone to be
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: our contestant. Eight seven seven forty four Woody. Now, why
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 5: get somebody here on that SeaBASS explaining the way the
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: game works to everybody, please.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 10: I hit these streets and find someone who's nice and
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 10: drunk to ask them trivia questions. So that's the game,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 10: is whether they can answer the trivia questions. You don't
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 10: answer the trivia questions.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: It's too easy.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 10: These are easy, easy, easy trivia questions. But you guess
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 10: whether the drunk person gets them right or wrong. If
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 10: you guess correctly two times out of a three u
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 10: Win and I have a special bonus prize for our
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 10: in studio players. This really wow folks who are familiar
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 10: with the show. Of course, we have folks two guys,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 10: a guy and a girl, I should say, in studio
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 10: Menace and Sammy, who are never read a book between
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 10: the two of them in high school. Yeah, so they
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 10: compete against the drunk and I have a special prize
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 10: for them a book.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: All right, folks, what this is Trader Joe's Halloween back.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: It is cute, you know, you're right, so cute.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: It's the.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 10: Trader Joe's Last Night. It's black and green and pig
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 10: or purple. And they had these out, like a fresh
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 10: box of them, and they had a girl guarding them
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 10: because people were ravaging up. So, Sammy, if you beat
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 10: Menace and you you this, why would you on a
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 10: dumb Trader Joe's tote bag? Why would I inside that
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 10: something's warm smelled Menace? It's so it's two of the
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 10: world's collide Dinald nuggets, which are not available on Treater Joe.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that is a cute overload. All right, Well,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: we have a contest and let's say hi to Thomas.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 5: Good morning, Thomas Thomas, Hey, good morning everybody. Hi boy.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: All right, so you're gonna play the dui Q. You
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 5: just heard the way the rules work. We're gonna get
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: a guess for fun on Menace and Sammy. They're competing. Yeah,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 5: they're gonna take this very serious lock. Yeah, you just
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: have to guess if the drunk is gonna get it
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: right or not. And before we get to the questions account,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 5: we have a little clip here of the drunk person,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 5: so we have a little better idea just how with
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 5: it or not with it they are? And who is
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 5: this person? C best.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 10: We've got a young lady here named Sheila, and she's
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 10: got a whole long list of things to get her
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 10: ready for the DUIQ.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 25: Al Right, I just turned twenty one, like two weeks ago,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 25: so I can have to party. These guys put money
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 25: in my pants earlier.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: Because I was dancing.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 25: I have had something that had run in it and
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 25: some orange stuff, and I had whiskey with coke, and
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 25: I had vodka Red Bull, and I had a yellow
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 25: shot and had some wine, and I had some beer
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 25: and I had I don't know, I think that's it.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know Liane. Yeah, so that's that's Shila Sheila Thomas,
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: are you ready for question number one?
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 18: I don't know.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 5: I was just thinking about a hangover.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 6: D U.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 21: I Q.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 5: Xenophobia is the fear of what xenophobe? And now I've
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: heard the word. It gets used a lot.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 10: But have people absorbed it?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 5: This is what I talk about. I've not absorbed it.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 10: When like when we talked, we were talking about books,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 10: and I'm like, well, there's terms like you know, like
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 10: a catch twenty two or a lolita that like people
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 10: using conversation, and that's why you want to know these things,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 10: because you cultural color and context your your daily life.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 22: Right.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 5: Again, I've heard the term, I mean, but a lot
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 5: of times people who would use a word like that
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: I tune out of.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 4: That's a good call, that's fair, fair fair.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: Uh. And I questioned if they even know what it means?
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 10: Usually not exactly.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 5: I will say, Shila, no medicine, Sammy, no sweep it
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 5: for no triple menace and Sammy, do you think that
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 5: Sheila will get it?
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: No, no, all right, Thomas, what do you think? Yeah,
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 5: that's a no for me too. All right? Question number
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: one for the d u i Q. Xenophobia is the
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 5: fear of what Sammy.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 9: That would be magazines magazine.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, Magazinhobia magazine, xenophobia, Okay, menace. I'm will bet that's wrong. Xenophobia.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 5: I've heard this a billion times, but it is something
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 5: that's anti Jewish.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 10: Well it technically could be, but that is not the
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 10: general anti semitism.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: That's too Yeah, specific, it's great. You did let them know.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 8: What do you?
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: You could probably ferret it out. But it's the fear
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: of foreigners or the outside where you're from. Okay, all right,
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 5: well let's see if if she had come up with
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: that answer. If she comes up with that answer, I
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 5: might consider suicide. Xenophobia is the fear of what I know, that.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 13: Fear of the dark.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: Are you free of the dark?
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  Speaker 25: No, I am afraid of emotional intimacy.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 5: At least she's honest.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 8: Girl.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 5: I like her emotions right now. I like the honesty.
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  Speaker 5: That's cool. All right, So congratulations, Thomas, you're on the board.
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  Speaker 5: You got your first point. You only need one more,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: not any I don't. I'm gonna have one.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: Got question number two for the d U i Q
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  Speaker 1: name two Major League baseball teams. Who's mascots are types
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  Speaker 1: of birds?
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 10: Baseball Baseball? Obviously we're right to the heart A playoff games.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 10: Yes for Sammy, Yes for Sammy, No for Sheila. On
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 10: the fence with Menace, somebody, somebody sway me.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you see. I think you're right to
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: say no to Menace. I'm not sure about Medas.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 5: I think I think instinct I'll say yes to Mena,
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 5: yes to Menace, yes to Sammy, no to Sheila.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 7: I'm going to say yes to Sammy and no to Menace.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: And Shaila.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say yeah, yeah, yes to Menace, no to Sammy,
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: and no to Shayla. All right, Thomas, what do you say?
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 5: I think you guys are all going to get it,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 5: but our dust friend is not. Okay, So Shala, no,
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 5: Menace and Sammy yes.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 21: D y Q.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 5: Question number two?
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  Speaker 1: Name two major League baseball teams who's mascots are types
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  Speaker 1: of birds?
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 5: Menace? You have the the Blue Jays and you had
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 5: the Cardinals.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, I was so not thinking of this correctly?
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 7: What misinterpret this?
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 21: How?
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 8: Hold on?
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 5: Did I hear it wrong? Hold on?
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 21: Two?
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: Major League Baseball teams who's mascots are types of birds?
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 5: Right? And then we clarified, right, I know, I can't.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 9: Think I was thinking of the like physical mascot that
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 9: they have on the field and doesn't like the Phillies
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 9: have a weird physical mascot.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 13: That's a bird.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: It's a fanatictic cryptid. But there's other there's other teams
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: to go with.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 13: And then I wrote down there.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 7: I can't believe I just did this.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 5: You wrote down what the angels angels?
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 3: Because I couldn't.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 13: I was like, what I was thinking so incorrectly.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 9: It's too because when I thought the Red Sox, I
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 9: was like, okay, well they have Tessie, Like I was
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 9: thinking of the mascot mascot.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 5: What else you write down? Angel two to.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 9: Right, Phillies and angels is what I was thinking, Like
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 9: the Red Sox happened, never thought, you.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: Know, I mean to be fair, like the basketball team,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 5: the Clippers have a bald eagle. Okay, it's a band. Mean,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 5: there's so many more love obvious, like super hard.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 9: I was thinking it.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, you're not getting that.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 10: We're also looking for orioles. And by the way, all
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 10: three of those have bird mascots as well. In the
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 10: field pirates have a bird of a mascot. Maybe you're
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 10: taking a parrot, the rally monkey, Yes, it was.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 5: The rally monkey.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 12: Ye.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 5: For the Angels, that's what they have. Those were the
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 5: things that I can't believe.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: I'm so stressed out trying to get this bag that
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 4: I'm overthinking.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 5: Thomas, Just to just to clarify, you said that the
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 5: drunk shid that would not get this right. Correct, all right,
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: So if that is the case, you will be the winner.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: Let's see if you are named two.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: Major League Baseball teams who's mascots are types of birds?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 11: Black bowks?
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: What that one?
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: Bred?
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 11: Herron?
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 13: Are they both right?
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 5: All those are? Hal Thomas. Congratulations, you are a winner
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 5: here on the d U i Q. Thank you good, yes, well,
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 5: congratulations to you sir. Quick and easy work for you
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 5: this morning on a prize and we appreciate. Listen to
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 5: the Woodies show, thank you and hang on, we will
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 5: we will get all of your information. Is a Herron mascots.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 10: It is for the stupid soccer team into Miami and
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 10: it's made of upcycled sports gear.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 5: Cool jack as question number three for the d U
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 5: I Q, Now, Sammy, you need this one just to tie.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 5: Have you thought about some kind of tie breaker, Steve?
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 5: If there is a tie, we'll have a dino nugget
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 5: eating chog All right, to medic congratulations on your wint alright.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: Question number three, d U, I.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: Q, who are the three main stooges?
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 18: Oh?
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 10: Come on, nice always watches three stooges and talks about
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 10: how funny it is.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: Right, because she's an old lady and a younger person's body.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: I will say that. I will say that Sammy will
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 5: get this one. I think Menace will come up at
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 5: least with one or two, but I don't think he's
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 5: gonna get all three. Can I get the bag if
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 5: I get a bonus? Yeah?
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 10: Okay maybe maybe maybe name three more the question of
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 10: the main stooges?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 5: Yes, well yeah, more stooges. Okay, that's why the question
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 5: is made.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I don't know it Sheila obviously, I mean
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: you know, obviously, yeah, but yes to Sammy.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 5: No to medas same and notice Shady all right, Medicine
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: and Sammy. Do you think that Shila's gonna get it?
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: Nah?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 5: All right? Are you guys ready with your answers. Yes,
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 5: question number three for the d u I Q.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: Who are the three man stoogess.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 5: Menace, Larry, Curly and Mo Okay, Sammy, Yes, Larry and Curly.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 5: All right, Now there is another one, at least one.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's three more.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 5: Can you name another one for the win? Now it's
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 5: a tie Menace Menngi, Sammy Shemp, Yeah you've heard that.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 5: Now you haven't heard that? Now? He was hilarious. And
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: then there was what Curly Joe.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 4: Joe and Curly Joe?
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 5: Wow? Greg? I mean was it a TV show or
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 5: was it a movie?
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 10: Both?
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 5: Mostly?
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 10: All right, Sammy, Dad's super into this coming at you.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 5: I mean technically I want technically you have a Dino nugget,
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 5: But what do you mean technically?
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 9: He got two right and I only got one right,
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 9: but I got the extra point on the one.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell you what. Here's what we
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 5: can do here, here's what we can do, Sammy. You
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 5: keep the tote bag, Menace, you keep the dinal nuggets.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 5: Is it everybody's baby here? Yeah? I mean you know,
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 5: it only seems fair and everybody gets what they want.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 10: Is now the second break that given Sammy, so she
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 10: can never hate me again.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 5: You see that is everything that you remember that there
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 5: will be are there everything you remember? And we should
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 5: point out those Dinald nuggets. The trader Joe's tote bags
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 5: are mini totes, so they're even cure I know. Oh wow,
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 5: you got fun of these dinal nuggets.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 10: It's one whole bag.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, put them in the office.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 4: I think I got a stegasaurus.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 5: It took a quick break one okay, shown once again,
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 5: I'm an idiot. Pop what happened now? I forgot to
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: play the answer for qutch number three from our drunk
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 5: friend Shala. You got so caught up in the the
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: yeah and nuggets. I guess got distracted.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 10: Understand dumb. Sorry, plenty of listeners pointed out one an idiot,
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 10: I was on the text and to do that. Yeah,
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 10: So here was the question for question number three in
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 10: this last round of the d U.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: I Q, who are the three main stooges?
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: All right? And so we mo Larry Curly shem uh
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 5: what were the other one there were? Joe? Okay, I
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 5: wouldn't have come up with come up with but did
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 5: Shela get it right? We all guess know that would
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 5: not our drunk friend Shada would not get it right.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 3: Who are the three main stooges Huey Dewey and Louis.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 5: Stewey and Louis. What do they do?
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 25: They go to poke each other in the eyes and
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 25: they put their hand up really bad and they make
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 25: noises and honk each other's noses and souf.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 7: Gey Stewey and Louis.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 10: I noticed. Yeah, my dad's gotten deep into the like
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 10: Pluto TV because he watches like gun smoke and stuff. Yeah,
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 10: so yeah, a lot of that, and then Stooges will
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 10: come up and all that stuff for like old people,
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 10: bumper food for.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 5: You feel like it's kind of a thing. As a guy,
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 5: there's some kind of pressure to say how much you
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 5: love the Stooges, Like guys aren't supposed to say that
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 5: they don't like the Three Stooges. Well, especially if you're
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 5: a comedy person.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 10: Well, they were the originators of such and such a yeah,
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 10: the French school.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 5: Of yeah but no, I mean as a kid, I
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 5: loved him. Each other are the European no no, but
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 5: like itchy and scratchy.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 10: But that's the whole Jerry Lewis thing where they think
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 10: like clowns and slapstick is the highest form of comedy.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 5: And uh, Friddi you can go see bats you don't.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'll be having some nuggets.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 5: He hates Friday, so we were like, you know what, man,
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 5: you can go yeah, don't bring the room down. Yeah yeah, yea.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 5: So Fridday, Oki, we have for a bunch of songs
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 5: suggested from the listeners. If you have a good one
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 5: you think you'd like to hear on a future round
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 5: of Friday, ok, you can set it. Yeah, well, well
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 5: we have all the different songs here in the hat.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 5: I will draw one out, okay, and oh it's the
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 5: Good Ones classic huh nineteen eighty something like it already.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 5: The name of the artist is when in Rome. The
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 5: name of the song is the promise. I love this
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 5: this This is one of my favorite I love this song. Greg.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 5: You can handle it. I can handle it.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 18: You know what?
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 5: You want to go back and forth, like, I'll do
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 5: one verse, you do another verse. That would be great.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 5: Everybody can can join in on the on the chorus,
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 5: because every everybody knows this was This was even feature
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 5: at the end of Napoleon Dynamite. Wait, is this the
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 5: one song that goes Rome. If you want, that's Rome.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 20: From B fifty two. This is by the band When
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 20: in Rome and if you wait around the world, thank
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 20: you too.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 5: I have so Greg, everybody feel free to sing along.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 5: All right, Okay, this is gonna be so sweet. How
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 5: about I'll do I'll do first verse, all the timing
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 5: and you know the song menace and then and then Greg,
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 5: you can jump in everybody, everybody for the chorus. All
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 5: right again feature at the end of Napoleon Diamonds. All right,
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna need the lyrics BS one. If you need
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 5: a friend, look to a strange you know, Indie end.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 5: I'll always be there.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 12: Hailing it.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 5: And when you're in doubt, and when you're in danger,
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 5: take a look a little round.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 10: And I'll be there.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 5: Everybody.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 8: Come on, you got I'm riving thing for the same.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 21: I know the.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 5: Music you.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 8: Calling me?
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 12: Promise, promise you all right, break your up.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 5: You're ready right when your day is through, and so
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 5: is your tennver.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 16: You know what to do.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna always be sometimes bent by shows. It's not
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 12: what's intent. These words just come outs.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: With no cross to Everybody.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 11: Went back on.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 5: It's our time.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 12: To shine, just thinking out the ris the same I
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 12: know that built out the way to be music you.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 5: Make you fought for me, I promise.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 21: You.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 5: I'm but I'm just thinking of the same. I know
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 5: they don't sound the way I'm glad to walk the
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 5: world that make you fall for me?
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 3: Miss you promise you.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 7: And then we got a little pretty apt never having story.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 5: Up there again, all I think about is Napoleon. Oh wait,
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 5: hold on, it's our time again here, y got it?
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 5: I tell you, I mean to tell you, gotta tell you,
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 5: I gotta tell you. I'm just thinking of what it's
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 5: the same.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 8: I know they don't sound the way I'm.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 5: Glad them to be saying you wait abound the.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 6: Promise you.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 5: I'm shutting up thinking.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 6: Of about say.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 5: I know they don't sound the way to want the
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 5: world to make you fu me promise shoot promise will yeah, yeah,
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 5: well yeah yeah will yill.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: Woo woo.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 5: All right, man, good, all right, more what he show's next?
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 5: Hang up?
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 6: So what do you go with?
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 5: What's going to do it for this hour? That's gonna
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 5: do it for today's show? And that, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:52:00
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• 1:52:20
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• 1:52:23
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  Speaker 2: Please Yeah, this weekend, avoid all the things that make
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: you fat, like pictures, mirrors, and scales. Yep, sounds like
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: good plan.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's the plan. All right, thank you very much,
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 5: Greg Gorye. Would I try to avoid mirrors as much
• 1:52:53
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• 1:52:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so disappointing. It's like a funeral, Jewish funeral,
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  Speaker 2: righty you.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 5: Cover all the beers. Oh yeah, yeah, that was the thing.
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