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FULL SHOW: Death Bed Poetry · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day.
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  Speaker 2: Buy five Barista made coffees and get the sixth free,
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  Speaker 2: No catch, just use their coffee cart. Welcome to the
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  Speaker 2: Biggest Show.
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  Speaker 1: Is our biggest show, biggest.
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  Speaker 3: Biggest speak the show with just nice smart and I'm
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  Speaker 3: kidding your man, BARSI. It's great to have your company
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  Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon. It's the fourth of July twenty twenty four,
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  Speaker 3: and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
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  Speaker 3: brought to you by Night Bay. And as you can
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  Speaker 3: tell her her voice.
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  Speaker 1: Down, what's that about, Jason, I'll.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you what it is, Kesy. It's the Big Show
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  Speaker 3: under siege. Mother Nature's having her wicked way with us. Mate,
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  Speaker 3: I'm falling like Domino's.
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  Speaker 1: And usually I'll be here for it.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, because yesterday obviously you had sicky sicky tom
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  Speaker 1: tump poo pooh bum bum.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and pussy pussy face face arm pitty pitty pity.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, I forgot about that part. You're over that now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh look, just say I'm over it would be exaggerating,
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  Speaker 3: but it's just say IM good enough to do radio, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, because how hard is radio? Cause he is
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  Speaker 3: to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you what. I try my guts out here every
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  Speaker 1: day fort or seven, Jason.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, and Keesy. Can I just say because Moggie's not here,
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  Speaker 3: kir Kaha, Man, I respect the work you do in
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  Speaker 3: this room. God, you're looking good by the way. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: everyone else maybe falling by the wayside. Keezy, you seem
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  Speaker 3: to be thriving. I mean, if you're a woman, i'd
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  Speaker 3: say you were heavy with child. You're just absolutely blooming
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  Speaker 3: with good health.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you keep saying I look like a pregnant woman.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. That's not a compliment.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to say that you're glowing, Keesy.
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  Speaker 1: Right um now, And to be honest to you, everyone
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  Speaker 1: is falling by the way. So we found out that
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  Speaker 1: Jerry is ill at the moment on Breakfast yesterday. At
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  Speaker 1: the end of the show, Mike goes, oh God, the
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  Speaker 1: back of my throat feels weird, yes, and then woke
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  Speaker 1: up this morning couldn't talk because when his voice goes
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  Speaker 1: it sounds terrible.
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  Speaker 3: Heah really goes. Imagine hoody j after smoking a hundred
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  Speaker 3: Darries in a row. Basically, that's what Mogi sounds like.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't that just you at four pm every day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: mostly so Moggi sounds terrible. Hopefully he's back tomorrow. I
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  Speaker 1: am fit and firing. You may say I look green
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  Speaker 1: around the gills or a little under the weather.
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  Speaker 3: The hell, no, you are blooming while you're looking solid airs.
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  Speaker 3: Have you been working out, Keysy? No, right, because it
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  Speaker 3: looks like you have. Thanks man, you look repped theirs.
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  Speaker 3: You look great too, Jason, Hey, no, listen what I've
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  Speaker 3: been inundated by calls from fans so forth saying what
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  Speaker 3: the hell is going on with the Big Show? Are
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  Speaker 3: you no longer doing the Big Show? Is there something
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  Speaker 3: going on? I see that the studio has been rearranged. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Pagsan was really weird with me when I came in today,
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  Speaker 3: very stand off, fresh, very sort of non committed. There
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  Speaker 3: has there been some stuff going on? What's happening? Keys?
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  Speaker 1: Well, look and we'll get into this next. But the
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  Speaker 1: he we basically made the most of you being away yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: and I trialed a potential new present her and not
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: that you wouldn't still work here at Hodaki, obviously, and
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  Speaker 1: you've always wanted to do breakfast radio. But we tried,
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  Speaker 1: Matt Heath, we tried them out in your spot and
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  Speaker 1: we've got some audio we can play you next if
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  Speaker 1: you want. And to be honest, I think you did
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  Speaker 1: a really cracking job. We had a really positive response
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  Speaker 1: to it.
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  Speaker 3: It's betrayal, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't make the call, Jason, Hey, I was
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  Speaker 1: sticking up for you. Man. I certainly wasn't getting around
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  Speaker 1: heath big time.
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  Speaker 3: All right, well, listen to that next. Then shall we go?
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  Speaker 1: To be honest? Man, fa you, I wouldn't want to
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  Speaker 1: listen to it because it is so good. He's going
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  Speaker 1: to put me off, you think, I think so. It's
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  Speaker 1: going to throw me. I reckon.
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  Speaker 3: He's a food fighter.
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  Speaker 2: The hold Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 2: and Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Yes indeed live there on the radio holed Arky Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon. Great to have your company if
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  Speaker 3: you're just joining us now. No Mogi today, he's under
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  Speaker 3: the weather so he won't be in. I was a
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  Speaker 3: bit crookey yesterday having a bit of a chanderfest. And
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, Keezy, Actually, it's been so long
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  Speaker 3: since I've had a good chunder.
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  Speaker 1: You enjoy it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Actually did enjoy it?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon. You know that feeling because you feel nauseous
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  Speaker 3: and sick and you're going, oh, and that feeling before
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  Speaker 3: you chunder is horrible. Yeah, then you do a big
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  Speaker 3: power chunder, which I was doing on my toilet obviously,
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  Speaker 3: But the feeling afterwards, if you could bottle that, mate,
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  Speaker 3: you could sell it, it would be a huge hit. You
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  Speaker 3: just feel flushed out, you feel relieved, and leave a
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  Speaker 3: really nice feeling.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Jason, you were away yesterday, so management took advantage
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  Speaker 1: of that situation and they got breakfast hosts broadcasting legend,
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  Speaker 1: to be honest, Matt Heath to fill in, sure, just
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  Speaker 1: to see what the chemistry was like.
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  Speaker 3: But I wouldn't say he was a legend keezy wow.
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  Speaker 3: I mean he's written a book you no fairpoint and just.
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  Speaker 1: Out of curiousity three four eight three Did you enjoy
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  Speaker 1: the Big Show with Matt Heath on it yesterday? And Jase,
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  Speaker 1: he was sort of sitting in your role, And I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to play some audio of how that went,
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  Speaker 1: just so you can get a sense of how he
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  Speaker 1: did go.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
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  Speaker 1: You're mad, bastard. It's the third of July twenty twenty four,
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  Speaker 1: and you, my friends are listening to the Big Show
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  Speaker 1: brought to you by Night and.
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  Speaker 3: It's me haughty Jay over there, we've got Mogi and Geezy. Shit,
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  Speaker 3: that's good.
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  Speaker 1: The chemistry right, wow, it was insane. It was like
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  Speaker 1: straight off the bat, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: That is wow.
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  Speaker 1: I know, like a text here on three four eight through.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even realize Jace was away yesterday. That's how
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  Speaker 1: good Matt Heath was. It's stepping into your shirt.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, what as you say, is a bit
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  Speaker 3: of a broadcasting legend. Yeah. No, that was really good.
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  Speaker 3: And the fact that you guys had that instant chemistry
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  Speaker 3: was pretty amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It was insane. Yeah, it was like we'd known each
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  Speaker 1: other forever. Yeah, you know what I mean. So, I mean, look,
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  Speaker 1: they're just tottling with stuff at the moment, and management
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  Speaker 1: were like, we loved the sound where it would freshen
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  Speaker 1: things up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here's the interesting thing, Kezy. Because I was lying
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  Speaker 3: on a death, you know, on the count well, actually
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: on the counches stay afternoon, I was getting inundated with
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  Speaker 3: people going have you been axed from the Big Show?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 3: Are you not doing the Big Show anymore? What the
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  Speaker 3: hell's happening.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think it's a matter of thinking about
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: being like you're not axed from Hoducky, right, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like Hodarky Radio, hurduck. He's been around for years. There's
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  Speaker 1: heaps of rolls and heaps of different stuff. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't think that's the thing they'll be looking at. And
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  Speaker 1: look more text of flooding in on three four eight three. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he was great. I want Jason replaced much deeper and
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  Speaker 1: crisper radio voice from Heath And So I don't think
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  Speaker 1: it's a matter of you, you know, necessarily leaving Holducky.
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  Speaker 1: You might be shifted to breakfast maybe mid dawns, but
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  Speaker 1: like it's just something could happen off the back of
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  Speaker 1: it because it it rated really well.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I can't do med dawn because I do that
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  Speaker 3: at Radio Pacific with my talk back show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still doing the mid dawns at Radio Pacific,
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  Speaker 3: right and soft hits and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you could do the night show. Oh, lot of
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  Speaker 1: great broadcasters have come through the night show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's true, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: To be honest with you, mate, I'm pretty comfortable. I
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  Speaker 3: feel very very safe in my job. What Are you
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  Speaker 3: sure why because I sleep with management, aren't they all dudes? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Man, the whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
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  Speaker 2: Minogue and Kesey.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, the cult there on the radio Hoedarchy Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Susday afternoon. I tell you what Keysy nice
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  Speaker 3: to hear about in Nick Cave on the old radio
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  Speaker 3: in a bad scene.
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  Speaker 1: It's a tune.
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  Speaker 3: It is a tune. Love me a bit of Nick Cave.
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  Speaker 1: I know you do, mate, and the National as well,
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  Speaker 1: anyone with a weird deep voice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, it does it for old hoodie.
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  Speaker 1: J You know why because it sounds like yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Probably.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Two days ago, Jace, you were leaving this before
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  Speaker 1: you're away off sick yesterday with Siki SICKI Tom tum
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  Speaker 1: poo pooh bum bum.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, pussy pussy pass pass.
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  Speaker 1: Pussy pussy face face, all of which is starting to
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  Speaker 1: clear up, which is great.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird thing happening to my left testicle, but I
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  Speaker 3: won't get into that either.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get into that later after five.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds good man.
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  Speaker 1: As we were leaving the car parking building here where
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  Speaker 1: you and I both park and quite often have shenanigans.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you'll beat me and then purposely go really
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  Speaker 1: slow and all sorts of things like that. Now last and.
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  Speaker 3: Can I don't mean to interrupt your keysy. We have
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  Speaker 3: nice little chats on the way to the car park. Great,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like we really bomb in those moments, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my favorite chat is look out, there's a bicycle coming.
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  Speaker 1: Oh crap, and you're almost standing out in front of
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  Speaker 1: the bi cyclist that hoon passed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you probably saved my life about four times, sofa.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good stuff. The other night there was a
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  Speaker 1: bit of an issue with the barrier arms letting everyone out.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: Now, the way the car parks work is you have
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  Speaker 1: to scan your little card on the way in, otherwise
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  Speaker 1: it won't let you on the way out. So the
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  Speaker 1: other day sky City wee we Park had the barrier
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  Speaker 1: arms on automatic opening, but you still had to scan, right.
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  Speaker 1: So the other night there was a massive cube because
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  Speaker 1: people pulled up to scan their card. The gate opened anyway,
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  Speaker 1: and so they just drove through, which meant they didn't
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  Speaker 1: have entry DAR on the card.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the other night we were leaving and there was
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  Speaker 1: a big queue of cars because heaps of people had
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  Speaker 1: just driven through without swiping. Now there are two barrier
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  Speaker 1: arms for exit and a big line of cars and
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  Speaker 1: a bit of a gap. But you there was a
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  Speaker 1: big Q down the left side. You went to turn
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  Speaker 1: out and drive down the right side and go right
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  Speaker 1: up to the front, overtaking like five cars who were
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  Speaker 1: waiting in line.
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Is that right?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Keezy? But could I just make the point now?
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  Speaker 3: I want to clarify this to the audience out there right,
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  Speaker 3: and you can conrrect me if I'm wrong. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 3: there's two lanes, yes, are they're not? There are two
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  Speaker 3: lanes and there's two exits, Are there not? There are
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  Speaker 3: two exits. Now, for some unknown and utterly bizarre reason,
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  Speaker 3: everyone lines up in the one lane and there's only
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  Speaker 3: like one or two cars in the other lane. This
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  Speaker 3: ro rhyme or reason to it. That's just like twelve
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  Speaker 3: cars in one lane, two and the other. So I
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  Speaker 3: just go down one of the lanes where there's two
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  Speaker 3: in it.
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  Speaker 1: The reason there's twelve cars in one lane is because
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  Speaker 1: whoever's at the front of that is waiting to see
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  Speaker 1: which exit is going to clear up first, and then
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  Speaker 1: they will go to that exit. It's the most efficient
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  Speaker 1: way for everyone to leave. If the gates are playing
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  Speaker 1: but there's only one exit, no that there's two barrier
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  Speaker 1: arm exits. You were just saying yes, but and if
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  Speaker 1: one's playing up, you go to the other one. And
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  Speaker 1: we were all in a queue to get to the front,
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  Speaker 1: and then you'd pick which one you want to go to.
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  Speaker 1: So we're all queuing up to use either of them.
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  Speaker 1: That's the way. And it's so whenever there's like a
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  Speaker 1: public holiday right and the passing lane, this heaps the
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: traffic and there's a passing lane. Even though there's traffic,
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  Speaker 1: people are who down the right side. I never do that, no,
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  Speaker 1: I know so, but that's the vibe you're giving off
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  Speaker 1: in the car park by cutting in front of everyone.
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  Speaker 1: But the best part was you got up to the
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  Speaker 1: barrier arm, you cut past everyone, you swiped your card
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  Speaker 1: in what happened.
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  Speaker 3: No data, ain't no entry data.
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  Speaker 1: So you were stuck there while the other lane with
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  Speaker 1: everyone a queued up and all filed out one after
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  Speaker 1: the other. And it was just the most beautiful display
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  Speaker 1: of kara I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: I was viewing the ring. Yeah, because you tried to
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  Speaker 3: stop me getting in that lane. Was pulling out a
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  Speaker 3: little bit each time, right, and I thinking to myself, Keezy,
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  Speaker 3: that son of a bitch will be absolutely loving. And
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  Speaker 3: then the dude was like, you know, when he finally
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  Speaker 3: answered the phone on the intercom there, he said, how
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  Speaker 3: can I happen you? And I said, well, my card's
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  Speaker 3: not working, and he said, well, we've got no intry data. Yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 3: And I said, well, I can't enter the car park
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  Speaker 3: unless the barrier arm goes up, so obviously I've got
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  Speaker 3: I tered. And he was like, well, you know, I
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  Speaker 3: don't even remember what he was saying because I was
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  Speaker 3: too enraged by the fact that Keysy slipped past. He
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  Speaker 3: was giving me the middle finger in the meantime.
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  Speaker 1: And the funniest thing was I was picturing you iffing
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  Speaker 1: and Jffy I was, And were you picturing me Catholic?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I was as well. So that was the exact scenario
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  Speaker 1: that was happening in both casts.
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  Speaker 3: Oer the Bitch, So Good.
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  Speaker 2: The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 2: hod Ike.
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  Speaker 1: The Big Show's.
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  Speaker 2: Very first Fishing triplet.
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  Speaker 1: To check out who they've riled in this time.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, your chance to join the fellows and a
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  Speaker 3: fishing trip should be a good time. Caleb be a
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  Speaker 3: mad barsard. How's life? Oh it's bloody marvelous, Mane. How
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  Speaker 3: was your sicky sicky Tom Tom pussy pussy as well? Caleb,
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  Speaker 3: don't forget the pussy pussy? And can I just say
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  Speaker 3: there was not actually a lot of poop pooling?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well yeah, so that that was good. Yeah? What
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: do you do for a crust man?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a landscaper. Can I ask them a question?
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  Speaker 3: Go for it? Man, Cale?
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Do you like fishing?
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  Speaker 3: I do like fishing. Not a big fan of eating fish,
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  Speaker 3: but I love fishing.
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  Speaker 1: Hey that's me. I'm exactly the same.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually very similar to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: Oh come on, Mammy and caleber So you feel you.
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  Speaker 3: Guys were bonding? Sorry Caleb, Keysy was trying to bond
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  Speaker 3: with you. Well I tell you, I'll tell you what, mate,
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  Speaker 3: You're in the draw, So stay on the line and
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: our good mate hugs and Studio B will look after
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  Speaker 3: you all right, perfect guys, Good luck, man god, I
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  Speaker 3: Sam your mad barset? How's life? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Good fellers?
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  Speaker 1: Here you getting on?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Good things man, good, good good? What do you
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  Speaker 3: do for a cross Sam chipping down here and crossing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I can just tell the sound of your voice. You're
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  Speaker 3: a massive back.
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  Speaker 1: But actually, James, can I just ask Sam a question?
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  Speaker 3: Fine?
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  Speaker 1: Sam, do you like fishing?
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  Speaker 3: Brother? Oh? Take it or leave it?
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's exactly the sort of attitude we want
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  Speaker 1: on our fishing trip. Mate, you're officially in the drawer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, lovely, thanks, Yeah, good on you see him. Stay
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  Speaker 3: on the line and pug So in studio B will
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: look after you now. Just on the fishing front, Keysy,
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  Speaker 3: We've got the boys' trip coming up very soon to
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  Speaker 3: my family. Betch how are we feeling about that?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Well, since we last spoke, I'm feeling bitter. We've cleared
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  Speaker 1: up a few things. It's going to be more of
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  Speaker 1: a you know, a team building exercise, which I'm all for.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. The only issue we're going to do like trust
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  Speaker 3: exercises and stuff like fall backwards and we'll catch you
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  Speaker 3: that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 1: But you guys going to do it as well. They're right, We'll.
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  Speaker 3: Start off with you and then we'll go from there.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that sounds great. I'm feeling good about it.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: I can't wait it's happening next weekend. Yes, I do
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: have to float a few things with my wife regarding
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: our plans for that weekend.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Sure, is she still a bit pissy about it a year? No,
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: she's not pissy, right sixteen hundred? Is that what she's
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: worried about because you don't have enough money in your
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: fun account?
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: No, she's over that now. Oh okay, we've dealt with that.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Just a few other things. But look, it's next weekend.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: I'm massively looking forward to, especially bunking with Pugs.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: And I tell you what else. What I'm really looking
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: forward to is you and pugsn very generous generously said,
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: will cooked inner Saturday night. So I'm looking forward to
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: some keasy, delicious meal. Look, and it can't be ham
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: and pineapple pizza.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Look, me and pug Son. And he's a yummy boy,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: so he knows how to make yummy stuff. I did
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: suggest that as a bit of a fun thing, you know,
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: when you cook for your parents, don't worry the youngsters
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: will do it. And then I thought about it and
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: remembered that you doess every single restaurant I've ever recommended
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: to you, and does everything I ever eat, So I've
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: decided no, I'm not cooking for you because it's just
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: a recipe for disaster.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, So I'll do some platters then, and why don't
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: we just get a couple of roasted chicks and some
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: white bread and some coalsal and be done with it.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: You get some chicks keen for some chucks. By the way,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: this big fishing trip that is happening, it's all things,
• 15:28
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• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Good stuff kesy oh, Jean Metallica for you the.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keys.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Indeed Australian crawl there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon. The time is six minutes to five o'clock,
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: you know, and no mog you today if you're just
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: joining us. By the way, mother nature had has had
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: her way with him and he's feeling about crock Kezy.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: He's The interesting thing is he's using the same microphone
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: that Jimmy Wells uses. Is he's currently under the weather. Yeah,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: so I don't know whether there's some sort of Niga
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: gym mega gym, yes, affecting sort of slibs that use
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: that microphone at the moment. So hopefully he's back tomorrow.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, man, I've probably been massively underplane
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: my health over the last.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Really four or five days, because you haven't been on
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: quite a bit about it, you.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Know, probably you know, I've been really really crock keezy,
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: And yesterday I was I was on a death bed,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: and I really got to ponder a few things.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: So you're on your death bed from vomiting and pooing
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: a lot? What a way to go?
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Can I just establish there was no pooing right, well,
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: I mean there was poohing, just a regular amount, but
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: just my three perfect tubes. Okay, there was no issue
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: down that area, but just with their cessa zoozing everywhere
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: and the fom going on, and the fever and the
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: blindness in my left eye.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: What about your knee where I hit you with the stool?
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, finally I did wake up, you said any morning,
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: and go, oh, what the fuck's wrong with my knee now?
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: And then I realized you smashed a chair on at
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: the day. But you absolutely smashed a cheer on it,
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: and so with that in mind, I was lying there
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: on the couch and put pen to paper.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: You finally did a will, thinking that it.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Could be you know, my last words, and I think
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: it's the best thing I've ever written, which I might share.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: No, No, my will is already sorted out.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, is it like a poem or so.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: It's a poem?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Yeah, I think that.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: I think it's the best thing I've ever written in right,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: in terms of emotions and stuff like that.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll see if we can squeeze it in in
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: the five hour.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Well, no, we'll squeeze it in. Keysy.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Also, one of the best things I've ever written was
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: a recipe for a delicious winter soup. So if you're keen,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I've got Keysy's Winter Warmer, a beautiful soup recipe we
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: can go through as well in the five hour.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: And I understand too, actually that your lovely wife. Yeah,
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: my wife needs some help.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: She genuinely does need some help, So it'd be good
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: to get the listeners to help with that as well.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: It's about a new job.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Also my wife, Yeah, my wife, she had a haircut today,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: and I'm interested to sort of talk to the listeners
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: about this what it's like in their household when their
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: partners get a haircut. Right, she can be a pre
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: precarious keezy. Okay, so we'll be talking about all that
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: stuff after five o'clock. That sounds good.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Hold Ike, welcome back in as if backbones you're listening
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: to the Big Show brought to you by Night. Hey,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: no Mogi today.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Which explains why that was really weird.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I was actually thinking, if we're going to do the
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: harm these will Mogi's away. Maybe we get Pugs. And
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you know this about pugsan beautiful voice, man.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Well do you want to come Pugs come through and
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: we'll yeah, come through right now. We'll fire that off
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: again and we'll do it and it'll be great.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: All right. Actually, just on this front, I don't know
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: if you knew this, Keezy, but Pagsan was the lead
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: choir boy at his school. You're joking, and he was
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: a treble Do you know what a treble is?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: High pat till he was like nineteen.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were called the treble Makers. That's so good.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go again, Here we go.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Welcome this big show, Jasons, Mike and Yeah, welcome back
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: your mess of backbones. Hope your Thursday is coming along.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Tickety boo, you're listening to the big show brought to
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: you by night. I came in. I can actually see
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: you as a sort of beautific sort of trouble with
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: your your skirt on there. Yeah, in the choir, I
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: can absolutely see it. Pucks, thank you so much. Yeah, yeah,
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: good stuff, Back and relax because it's time.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: With your homes. I was waiting for this day. I
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: was waiting.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: So whatever questions you've had, Yeah, take through three four
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: A three now, Pucks packs on. Wait, I just hand
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: on her sure, because you and I peas in a
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: pod mate. Guys, we're a package deal.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: You're reading into Connie check deal. Sorry.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I was actually thinking for the batch trope right, Yes,
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: you know you know there's tuple We're parties that people
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: do where they kind of come around and they take
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: people through serious tuple weirs and things and maybe sell
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: a few things.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: By where do you mean sex toys?
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Well, thy j there is that as well?
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I was thinking maybe I could do a
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: bit of a Connie seminar for you fellas at the batch.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: How good that.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Would be, you know, like I'll bring a few different
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: types so we can try some on, you know, get.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: A taste for them. You know what I'm saying. What
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: do you mean a taste for them?
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: So I love Connie chap Man. It's good to have
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: it back.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: It is good.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Actually, Jay's coming up next to you wrote what you're
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: saying is the best thing you've ever written whilst on
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: your death bed yesterday.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. You might want to get your
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: your hanky out, punks.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Huh No, not that one.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: No, oh.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: God.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, bon Jovi there on the radio Hodarchy Big
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Show this Thursday afternoon. The time it's fifteen minutes past
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: five o'clock, and I got to be the honest with
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: your geezy. I'm just happy to be here man. Yeah,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: being on a death bead yesterday.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: See, I didn't realize how I should say death couch,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: death couch. I didn't realize how sick you actually were.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was a routine stomach bug.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Well, you know me, man, I'm I'm what they call
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: a stot.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Right old schools. I've heard them call you that.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. And I don't. I don't
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: bleat on about the pain I'm in or the how
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: sick I'm feeling, you know. Yeah, I just suck it up.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Is this a recent thing or like I suck it
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: up as well?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Do you ever hear me talking about not feeling well
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: or whatever? I don't think so.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: No, But I've seen you suck a lot up before.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Totally. Yea, totally, man. But yesterday, and the reason I
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: say that I'm grateful that I'm here there was there
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: was a little while there in the early afternoon. I
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: didn't think I was gonna make it wow. And with
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: that in mind, actually I got pen and paper out
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: or when I say pin, I mean my quill.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: And you won't know this about poetry, Keysy, because you're well,
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: you're a bit of a philistine. Really, Your ham and
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: pineapple pizzas and.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Chicken burgers, Yeah, I can't have those in the poetry.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: But sometimes, sometimes, Keezy, the best poems they just come
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: out of you. You don't even need to think about them.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, have you written one of you?
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: I've written one year and I think it's the best
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: thing I've ever written. And forgive me if I get
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: a bit of emotional when I start reading it, because
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: as you can imagine, I was sweating and wow, done
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: a little bit of poos in my pants as well.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: There's a bit of sick down my shirt.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Wow, this is that powerful.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: It's pretty powerful, man. And you know, obviously I've got
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: to leave it from the girls. But anywhere here it is.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: I wake up in the morning and raise my weary head.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: I got an old coat for a pillow, and the
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: earth was last night's bed. I don't know where I'm going.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Only God knows where I've been. I'm a devil on
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: the run, a six gun lover, a candle in the window.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah it's pretty emotional, and yeah, I know it's just
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: holding together. You're brought into this world. But they say
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: you're born in sin. Well, at least they've given me
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: something I didn't have to steal. I have to win. Well,
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: they tell me that I'm a wanted Yeah, I'm a
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: wanted man. I'm a colt in your stable. I'm what
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Cain was to able. Mister, catch me if you can, Jeeves,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I'm going down and a blaze of glory. Take me now,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: but know the truth. I'm going down and a blaze
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: of glory. Lord, I never drew first, but I drew
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: first blood. I'm no one's son. Call me young Gun.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: That is so good, Jays, that is the best part
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: you've ever written.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Thanks man. What's it called living on a prayer? I
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: might just have to go out a bit him bum
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: a bit. Yeah, you know, you just get me five minutes.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you go take some time.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: All good?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: His crowded house on the Hudaky Big Show, The Archy
• 25:18
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• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, Guns roses there on the radio Honarky Big
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon. If you're just joining us, know
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Moogie today. He's a little bit under the weather, but
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: he said he's popped a few pills the Achys. He's
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: good to go.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, And if you're wondering he doesn't have the
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: same thing. Jace Head, jace Head, Sicky Sicky tom tum
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: pooh pooh bum bum and.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: And Sisty Sisty passed past.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Sisty sisty pass pass and then Mogi's got a double
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: bogie situation.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, massive bogey situations, especially on the honker like that.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with a honker like that's so good with that
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: was just massive. It's huge.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Hey. Now, something I'm very genuinely excited about, and that's
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: the rugby. So let's have a bit of rugby chat.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Why not crouch, touch, pause, engage rugby union chat with
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Moidy j.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: And I mean this sincerely actually because I went through
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: the last few years and I've kind of gone off
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: for the All Blacks. I've gone off rugby in general
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: just because I think easy there was just too much
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: of it. And I got back into it a little
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: bit over the Super Rugby season because here was some
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: beautiful rugby being play.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: He was one of the best Super Rugby seasons I've
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: seen in a long time.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: And with that in mind, we've got the English coming
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: over here, which I had no idea what was happening
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: the first Test match this weekend. Of course, Raiser the
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: new coach at the Helm there very excited to see
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: what he's going to bring to the operation and there
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: was a team that's announced today.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: That's right, So they're going to play two games, the
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: first playing forsythe Bar this weeking down to Needin seven pm.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: The ACC boys are down there already, I believe.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, they're going to do it live from the ground out.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing. They've got Richie Muwanga.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: He's driving a bus with everyone on apparently. The following weekend,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: the thirteenth, they are playing England again at Eden Park.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: So this is what's got the excitement levels up. It's
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: the introduction of Raser his new regime. Yes, and then
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: also the fact that we're starting with England, who we
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: hardly ever.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Play, Yeah, and also hate passionately. Yeah. The English and
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: All Black rivalry goes back eons and we love beating
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: the English.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Is it still Eddie Jones? No, no, it's not at all.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I can't off the top of my head. His names
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: escape me, but no, Eddie Jones is Japan again.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I think it is right. Okay, It's been a long
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: time since I've had to keep up with rugby, but
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: here is the team that he has named Razor. I'll
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: just get your thoughts first of all on the Type
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: five there, Jayson, you've got Ethan DeGroote, Cody Taylor at hooker,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Tyrel Lomax.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: No problem.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Scott Barrett is the captain, of course, and Patrick twoplo.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, strong, strong knocking partnership.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: You're outside, No, sorry, you're loose forward Lucy's Semipenny female, Yes, Dulton,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Papa Lee, Ardie Savia.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. That packs a punch, that those loose.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: He's a lot of power there.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Mate, So those powerful Luci's pack a punch.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: They pack a punch.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: It's so good. Half back t J Pittanada, Who are
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: you preferring?
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: I look, I think he's probably the best option at
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: the moment. I prefer the young fellow from the Chiefs
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: whose name just temporarily Lata. I think his name is
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: all right escapes.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Me right, okay. Damian Mackenzie is our first five.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Go you good thing.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the man you've got. Jordy Barrett at second five,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Rico you're one here, yeah, center the wings seven Reese
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: and Mark Telea.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I can give or take those, but yes, right,
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: and I think Anton Lennett Brown is in the subs there.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's he's coming off the bench. You've then
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: got Stephen Petlfetter in the fifteen Jersey Now off the bench,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: am Off, Fussy Flitch and Yule Tupo, ve Luke, Jacobson, Finley, Christi, Anton,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Lena Brown and Body Barrett and Jersey twenty three.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: You can't wait, mate, So he's saying Fullsyth Stadium Saturday night.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Seven oh five, the acc'll be i'mentating that on Skysport nine.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: What's your score prediction, Jase? Because you always predict the
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Warriors to lose by fifty.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: And I'm generally right.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you had been.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Actually that's all Blacks fifteen plus right.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: You don't want to give a score, Okay, I want
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: to say. I'm going to say England seventeen all Blacks
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: thirty two.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got the roof there, you know what I mean.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I think that's fair. Yeah, okay, Well in that case
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I'll go forty two twelve to the All Blacks.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, in that case, I'll go fifty nil to England.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: If you're going to do that, I might change mine
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: to thirty six to England, right, and seventy eight to
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: the All Blacks.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I want to go eighty eighty nil England.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Lock it in Eating the Darchy Big Show with Jas,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Mike and Kyzy.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Tune in four on Radio hod A.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Queens to the Stone Age. There on the Radio Hodarchy
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Big Show this Thursday evening. The time is ten minutes
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: of far just six o'clock.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Jason, you started a segment last week. It was called
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Winter Soup Chat.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Man, you told us about one of your delicious winter soups.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: And to be honest, I have been eating a heap
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: of soup good times, so I might hit you with
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: one of my recipes.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go away far away there, potatoes, croutons, garlic, a
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: little bit of crack pep from there and it stuck. Oops.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Quints Winter Soup Chat, Winter Fils. I'm not sure about
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: the quints. I'm pretty sure quints is a jam. Yeah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know where Megi got that from.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I think he panicked under pressure and said quints and
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: said quinn.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he always does that.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: What kind of maniac puts quints in a soup?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Jas, especially once you've you've had Keyes's
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Winter Warmer?
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Is that what it's called?
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: It?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: The soup's called? Is this your recipe or it's my recipe?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: So to be honest, it's been handed down. So it's
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: one that Mum used to make for me when I
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: had bad asthma, so all the time then, So yeah,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: sort of five to six nights a week Keyses winter warmer.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: So first of all, one hundred grams of butter. I
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: use margarine. Now, the next part is crucial. Three whole onions,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: and so what you do with the onions is you
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: just chuck them in because you want to pull those
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: out afterwards, and they just sort of bob like peel
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the skin off them, and you just want to leave
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: them in their bobbing because it's a slow cook.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: So is this a stock you're making or is it
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: just it's the soup?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, So three whole onions, don't dice and just peel them,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: let them bob around, and then there's slow cook and
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: then pull them out at the end. Three potatoes mashed.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: This is already sounding disgusting.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Because that gives it it's like a nice because you
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: want your winter wan to be thick. One corn cob.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Just bobbing as well. What do you mean is the
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: corn cob bobbing or do you take the kernels off
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: the corn cob?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: We take the kernels off of the corn cob cannon
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: corn then yeah, yeah, I mean you could do that,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: but like that cob, I don't like.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: The idea of because that onions are already bobbing around.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: I don't like the idea of a corn cob bobbing around.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: No, the cop stays in bobbing around, and then you
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: pull that out afterwards with the onions, and then the
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: corn kernels are floating around in the in the mix.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Well, did they just fall off or what?
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: That?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: You can you can shuck it that it?
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, a.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Can of dice tomatoes if you want, you can actually,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: because quite often you might not have that in the
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: cup and you can swap that out.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: A cup of red wine sounds better? Yeah, yeah, they
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: don't worry about tracking them in the sleep. Just chuck
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: it down your gallut.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Now, trust me, you want it and so it's delicious.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: The next thing and this sort of thickens it up,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: and a lot of people put so.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: You've already thickened it up with mashed potatoes.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want it to be really thick. So pint
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: of guinness. Oh so, pint of guinness in there. And
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: to be honestly quite often added to gravy and in
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: a pie mixture and then at the end two kg's
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: of porkmants and you just leave that in the slow
• 32:57
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• 33:48
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• 33:50
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• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah? Later on I was yeah, yeah, what a
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• 36:31
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• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Sticky Beef.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Pugs the Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
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• 37:30
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• 37:32
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• 37:37
  Speaker 1: sure you don't want to go straight to that?
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's got a sticky, sticky beeh like.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: I'll give you the fast version, but it's essentially just
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: some delicious beef, marinated beef.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: What kind of beef? Because you were saying whatever beef
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you can find.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: This is the thing about cooking, right, But you can
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: get all into the nitty gritty and try and be
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: fancy about it. But what really matters is that you
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: can make it. It doesn't stress you out and you.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Enjoy it at the end.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: What kind of being that it's affordable?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Says the guy who only eats koba beef. It's actually wagging.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: You can wear you beef.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: So you get your wag you beef, you marinate it
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: and a sauce with some oyster sauce, some Latin dark
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: soy sauce. Now, I don't have shower sing wine, so
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: I've you been using rice wine meron?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that's a nice swap. I guess it's a yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: I looked up if it Maerka is a substitute in it,
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: and it does.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: It's fine. Different cultural heritage, but doesn't matter.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: What matters is that you make a good feed, right,
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: but a corn starch in there, a little bit of flour,
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: a little bit of sesame oil. I'd love to put
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: a few chili flags in there, spice it up, and
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: you marinate that with a couple of other Oh, but
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: a sugar. Marinate that bad boy.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: For like twenty minutes the fridge.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: I put it in the freezer because I'm not dicking
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: around straight in the freezer. Marinate that in the little
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: eartype container for twenty minutes room temperature.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Person, I don't know what you're checking in the fridge freezer.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: But this is sticky beef pug sont Yeah, it's not
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: sticky bee forty J exactly.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: I'll give you sticky beef forty J if you're going
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: to have some.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Attitude about it anyway, you make a little sauce right,
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: a lot of the same ingredients, but maybe you check
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: a little bit more cyme all in there this time,
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: and then you cook up some vegies and stuff. Originally
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: the recipe that I found is just broccoli, but I decided,
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: you know, I'm gonna wack some carrot in the end
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: to onion so I can have some.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Variety of veget and a little bit of red.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Chili because I like a little bit of spice, you know,
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: not Holy cluck level, but just enough for it to
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: be nice. And then you basically sear the beef, take
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: it out, chuck the veges, and chuck some sauce, and
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: with a little bit of beef stock as well.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Sticky beef pugs on
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: did you eat it with chopsticks?
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: No? You didn't?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, sticky beef pugs. So well, while you here, pugs,
• 39:36
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• 39:49
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• 39:53
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• 39:56
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• 40:00
  Speaker 1: But when I was a student, that was my joke.
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• 41:24
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• 41:25
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• 41:43
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• 41:59
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• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Mogie's not here man, so I don't even care.
• 42:04
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  Speaker 3: I do I take it really seriously because you can
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• 42:11
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• 42:13
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• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Do you want to can it? No? Well, Moggi's you're
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• 42:22
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• 42:24
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• 42:26
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• 42:30
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• 42:33
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• 42:35
  Speaker 1: we do it.
• 42:35
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• 42:37
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• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Love it, so you don't like it either.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what it's about.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Man, Okay, Well, how about you tomorrow in his back
• 42:43
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• 42:46
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• 42:50
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• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: And and I'll reinforce you if he comes in tomorrow.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Actually, you know what we should do. You should after
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: the show call him and then I'll on speaker and
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I'll sort of back you up. I'll be next to
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: you while you're calling him.
• 43:04
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• 43:05
  Speaker 3: After the show?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: We call him now, we'll do it out in the
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: office just over there. You call him though off your number,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: put it on speaker and I'll just be behind your
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: back and the up.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, the issue that I have with that, though,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: is I don't know what speaker.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Speak a phone on your phone? Does your phone not
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: have speaker phone?
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: No?
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: No.
• 43:21
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• 43:24
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• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, how do we just flag it and keep
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: doing it for the rest of the show.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Well, how about we I'll we'll do it if he
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: comes back tomorrow, okay, but if he doesn't come back tomorrow,
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: we don't do it.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, and then on Monday you hit him up
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: about it, yes, and I'll sort of back you up.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, that sounds good. Um. Now, what did I watch?
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Which is really good mirror of Kingston Ah about the
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• 43:51
  Speaker 1: That's true story.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: No, it's not a true story, but it's about three
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: brothers and they're sort of cops and they work within
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: the sort of prison system and stuff. Really really good, good,
• 44:00
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• 44:04
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• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Your wife would hate it though.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Right, A bit of violence and yeah, they're a bit
• 44:11
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• 44:14
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• 44:15
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• 44:16
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• 44:19
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• 44:20
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• 44:21
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• 44:31
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• 44:37
  Speaker 1: having breakfast about space warfare and about how the Russians
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: and the Chinese and the Americans have all secretly sent
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: rockets up into orbit to drop off satellites for TV
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: and stuff. Yes, however they also drop off like three
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: secret ones and don't that people don't know what they're for. Yeah,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: and I didn't know that all satellites for TV and
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: for GPS are exactly twenty two tho miles above the
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Earth or thirty seven thousand kilometers And they've done it
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: mathematically so that they are in the exact level of orbit,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: so that they are fixed in that position above the equator,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: the exact same spot while spinning rapidly around the Earth
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: at all times, so they've worked it out the distance
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: so that they appear to be just sitting in the
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: same spot at all times. And I thought that was interesting.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Twenty two thousand miles Jase Jace.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, awesome, man, what was that on Keezy YouTube?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: So good?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: I'll check it out.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I'll send you the link.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Aerosmith The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 2: and Kesey.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Use Indeed faith no more there on the Radio Hodarkey
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Big Show this Thursday evening. Now of course at Radio
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Hodaki it's Bear and Pie July.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Kezy, it is Jace. Can I just play this real quick?
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: You do it?
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Radio hodikes Bear and Pie July.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: I've been getting a lot of compliments about my performance
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: in their video, by the way, Kezy, really a lot
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: of people liking the fact that my character was right
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: out of the box.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: What were you channeling?
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all right, pikings, just another character I played
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: in a former series.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm getting a lot of comments too, just if
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I and ass Pugs as well.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for my performance. Oh that's awesome. That's coming
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: from all directions. Now listen, listen, I've made a promise,
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: and I've made a vow and I'm going to stick
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: to it. Keezy right that if I see a pie
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: recipe sent in by one of the listeners, then that
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: I like, I'll make it.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: How do you want them to send it in?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Well, you tell me.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: All right. So the good thing is for beer and pie. July.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: We've teamed up with Dad's Pies and we are going
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: to make a hold occupie. Text the word pie to
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: three four eight three, follow the link, fill out the
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: form submit your all time favorite flavor of pie, and
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: we could be putting it into production. So many great
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: suggestions have come through as well. Jason, Yes, tick a missile.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Pie, I think that already exists.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Really that usually?
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: But a chicken yeah, usually, but I've seen a Tika masala.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I think, okay, fried chicken pie. Interesting, like genuine Korean
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: fried chicken in the pie and then a bit of
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: sauce and stuff geese. Yeah, that'd be pretty good, actually,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: roast lamb and mint sauce. You can get this, Yes,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: you can. Maybe a bit of fetter no ah, pad
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: thaie pie, no any reason, or.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: I just don't like the idea of a tie curry
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: being encased in pastry.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: You like, uh, you like baked beans on toast day?
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: What about this baked beans, cheese, bacon and a pie.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: So it's like you've put little bits of bacon on
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: and grilled the cheese on top of your baked beans.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: I don't mind that.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Actually, I reckon it'll be delicious. Yes, steak and cheese balls.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I would like to incorporate cheese balls in my pie somewhere,
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: right for sure? Was it you that suggested the other
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: day as a mac and cheese pie? Yeah?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I said that. Yeah yeah, yeah, So what you like
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: it now? Because you dissed it?
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, Well Mogi's not here now, yeah, yeah, Okay,
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: I thought that was a really good idea, as long
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: as there's got a squirt of sauce in it. Eh,
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: come on, man, don't squirt anything in my Maybe some bacon, yeah,
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: and maybe some tomato.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, I know, yeah, maybe you're a bit of onion. Okay, Well, Hayes,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: keep your suggestions coming through and also takes pile to
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: three four eight three into the drawer and you could
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: not only help us pick a pie, but also win
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: five thousand bucks. Too good to Dad's pies.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: With a whole king Big Show podcast.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your man Barstards, that's your Thursday
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: shown dusted Keysy. What's your plane tonight? Mate?
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: My plans tonight. My wife's out having work drinks right
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: with her former work mates? Sure, so, she said, and.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I have so many work drinks.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Well, these are catch ups for people she used to
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: work with years who also were fired at the same time.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Shit sorry, not fired, made dunna at the same time.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: She was, Yes, and so that I feel like they're
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: going to meet up and get really boozed.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So are you going to be the boy that
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: picks them up?
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: The boy who picks them up? Yeah? Probably, although she
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: did say Uber is thirty percent off tonight, so I
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: might just Uber home, right, Okay, So I'll probably go home,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: make tacos because we've got taco stuff there, and then
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: hop on the old PlayStation. Yeah, they have a few beers. Yeah,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: nice to just settle and what.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: About you finish it up a bit of monkey porn,
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: that's what I said. I know you didn't say it.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: I said it for you. What am I? I'm going
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: to take it easy. My wife's still not feeling very
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: well at the moment. Nor was my little one. So
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: I'll go home, cooked in a vacuum, sweep the floors,
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: do the dishes, probably go down to the gym. Pump
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: some mine because it's been a little while.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Mate, love, so you're gonna make love even though your
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: wife's sick.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: She's not involved.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right, horseborn, horseborn, that's right. This is what
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: our show is tuning into, Jason, right spawn.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Jeez, hey, listen, it's been the pleasure bringing you the show.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Hopefully Mother Natures are going to lay off us a
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: little bit and we'll have the full Pleathora back tomorrow.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: We'll see how we go, but you take care of
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: the until then, see you later.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Bye,