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- 0:00Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables, Let's go the boy.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Relatable Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,
- 0:21Speaker 2: and my wonderful co host Wonderful I like that Audie
- 0:27Speaker 2: aka Mummy, and Audie is MM because he's the one
- 0:29Speaker 2: you go to when you were talking about your feelings and.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Jake is Daddy because he can't say no to the baddies.
- 0:36Speaker 2: You guys are the baddies.
- 0:37Speaker 1: And this podcast is all about finding a sense of belonging.
- 0:41Speaker 2: The sense I feel today is anxiety.
- 0:44Speaker 3: Anxiety.
- 0:48Speaker 1: What are you nervous about?
- 0:49Speaker 2: I'm just nervous about today.
- 0:51Speaker 1: It's just a big day. It is a big day.
- 0:54Speaker 1: A lot of planning has gone into this because we
- 0:57Speaker 1: have reached the boyfriend a Limp Pick Finals.
- 1:01Speaker 2: Yes, we are gonna We're gonna crown a winners today.
- 1:04Speaker 1: Baddies have been competing week on week to find which
- 1:08Speaker 1: boyfriend is the best of the best. Yeah, and the
- 1:11Speaker 1: boyfriends have been competing unknowingly.
- 1:13Speaker 4: Yeah, I still I still have not registering completely the
- 1:17Speaker 4: fact that these boyfriends don't even know what ha hey,
- 1:20Speaker 4: we're highlighting the greenest of green flag ignorance is bliss
- 1:23Speaker 4: and to win the Boyfriend Olympics without knowing your competing
- 1:26Speaker 4: means you are the best boyfriend. Yes, and to reiterate,
- 1:30Speaker 4: we will be giving the winner today. I think we'll
- 1:32Speaker 4: try and call the boyfriend and tell them he's won, Like,
- 1:35Speaker 4: how much money we're gonna give for the date?
- 1:36Speaker 2: Two hundred and fifty Two fifty is a good day.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good day. Yeah. So we're gonna call
- 1:41Speaker 1: him and he's gonna have no idea what the fuck
- 1:42Speaker 1: we're talking about, and we're gonna be like, yeah, but
- 1:45Speaker 1: let's not waste any time. No, let's call the first
- 1:48Speaker 1: two competitors.
- 1:49Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we're gonna So first match is the bronze
- 1:52Speaker 2: medal match. Yes, let's call each of them individually and
- 1:56Speaker 2: see how they're feeling.
- 1:57Speaker 5: Yeah, Hello, Hello, is that Abby?
- 2:02Speaker 1: Yes, it is, Welcome to the Boyfriend Olympics finale.
- 2:07Speaker 3: How are you so excited?
- 2:08Speaker 6: I'm really, honestly a lot more confident in the last round.
- 2:12Speaker 3: I love to hear that I really am.
- 2:15Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So how this is going to work is
- 2:19Speaker 1: interesting because you actually don't know the challenge to see
- 2:23Speaker 1: who wins the bronze medal before someone goes off to
- 2:27Speaker 1: the gold medal matches. So you firstly have to take
- 2:30Speaker 1: this challenge head first?
- 2:33Speaker 2: What do you think?
- 2:34Speaker 1: How do you feel the challenge might be? What do
- 2:36Speaker 1: you workon?
- 2:38Speaker 6: Okay, I'm going to be so honest, it's anything. I
- 2:41Speaker 6: just hope it's not the feer one, like what are
- 2:44Speaker 6: you scared of?
- 2:44Speaker 7: Because Will gave an actual answer and not like a
- 2:50Speaker 7: nice one. He gave really amazing answer to literally every
- 2:53Speaker 7: other one because I made it like a it's a
- 2:56Speaker 7: little TikTok game, like an anniversary TikTok game because it
- 2:59Speaker 7: was an anniversary But yeah, no, every other it just
- 3:04Speaker 7: can't be the one that we get.
- 3:06Speaker 1: No, no, no. So how this is going to work
- 3:08Speaker 1: is that challenge that you've already done is to see
- 3:11Speaker 1: who wins gold medal. If you reach there, you've got
- 3:14Speaker 1: to get You've got to get there first. You don't
- 3:17Speaker 1: know what the challenge is. You're you're in the bronze
- 3:23Speaker 1: and silver match right now. Yeah, okay, technically the bronze match.
- 3:28Speaker 1: So what's the confidence levels now that you know that?
- 3:32Speaker 8: Oh?
- 3:32Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know.
- 3:36Speaker 6: Nervous Now, that's good.
- 3:39Speaker 2: That's what we want.
- 3:40Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna call the
- 3:43Speaker 1: other competitor, her name is Tara, and then we are
- 3:45Speaker 1: actually gonna put you in a group call and give
- 3:48Speaker 1: the challenge to at the same time, and then you
- 3:51Speaker 1: have to go and do it. So thank you, and
- 3:54Speaker 1: we'll give you a ring back in a couple of minutes.
- 3:57Speaker 6: All right, easy, easy? Hello?
- 4:01Speaker 1: Hello is that Tara?
- 4:03Speaker 9: Yes, it is hello.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome to the Boyfriend Olympic Finals. How are you feeling.
- 4:09Speaker 6: I'm so excited, I'm so I'm so, I'm so down.
- 4:13Speaker 3: You're ready to win?
- 4:14Speaker 1: Okay. Our first question was how confident are you? So
- 4:16Speaker 1: you feeling confident?
- 4:18Speaker 10: Oh?
- 4:21Speaker 11: Yeah, I have.
- 4:22Speaker 6: I have a lot of faith in a lot of
- 4:24Speaker 6: faith in my boyfriend.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's good. That's a great start.
- 4:27Speaker 2: We we like to hear that.
- 4:29Speaker 1: So this currently is the bronze metal match, and the
- 4:34Speaker 1: video you sent me is your application I guess for
- 4:39Speaker 1: if you progress through to the gold medal and silver match.
- 4:43Speaker 1: So yes, I was so scared when you guys that
- 4:45Speaker 1: I can't prepare for this.
- 4:46Speaker 2: Cool.
- 4:47Speaker 1: So yes, yeah, we wanted both couples to pretty much
- 4:52Speaker 1: compete unknowingly and put you on the spot.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:56Speaker 1: So what we're going to do is we're actually going
- 4:59Speaker 1: to intro you to your competitor, so you'll both be
- 5:02Speaker 1: in the same call and you guys can chat ship
- 5:05Speaker 1: you can.
- 5:09Speaker 9: You can do.
- 5:11Speaker 1: So we're going to merge a call, and then we're
- 5:12Speaker 1: going to give you the challenge.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Okay, sweet all right, hang Ti Tara, and I'm going
- 5:20Speaker 2: to merge Tara and Abby. Can you hear men.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Saying Hi? Ahead, hil.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Okay, so we are not going to waste any time.
- 5:38Speaker 1: You guys both know that you're about to get told
- 5:40Speaker 1: what the challenge is and I'm going to leave it
- 5:43Speaker 1: to I'm nervous. Okay, baddies. The challenge is which boyfriend
- 5:53Speaker 1: has the best reply time? So when we end this call,
- 5:59Speaker 1: you have to text your boyfriend whatever you like and
- 6:03Speaker 1: the first one to get a text back and then
- 6:06Speaker 1: call us and the call gets through moves on to
- 6:09Speaker 1: the gold and silver matchs before before we end the
- 6:16Speaker 1: phone call, we want to ask you both what do
- 6:18Speaker 1: you think you will text? So we'll start with you, Abby,
- 6:21Speaker 1: what do you think you're going to text your boyfriend?
- 6:24Speaker 6: I'm probably going to go with the stereotypical oh my god,
- 6:26Speaker 6: well holy ship.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Yeah, so good and Tara, what are you feeling?
- 6:33Speaker 6: I don't know, but does that work right now? I
- 6:39Speaker 6: will probably go with I'm going to pull like an emergency.
- 6:44Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to go.
- 6:49Speaker 1: You're going to win. What does he do for work?
- 6:51Speaker 12: Phone?
- 6:53Speaker 6: So he are kind of he's it's a new job,
- 6:57Speaker 6: so he's trying.
- 6:58Speaker 3: To be good.
- 6:59Speaker 2: But okay, hey, look, nature of the beast. It's the
- 7:03Speaker 2: nature of the Olympics, sir. It is.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Yes, So we're about to hang up on you guys,
- 7:11Speaker 1: and see we.
- 7:12Speaker 12: Called this number back, yes, call this number serious.
- 7:15Speaker 2: Okay, okay, guys, good law? Why okay, guys. So they're
- 7:23Speaker 2: off doing their thing. They've both texted their boyfriends already.
- 7:27Speaker 2: No way that Abby, Hello.
- 7:30Speaker 6: Will literally has to pick up for union in like
- 7:32Speaker 6: twenty minutes. So I feel so bad. He had to reply, Oh.
- 7:37Speaker 2: Why that was like that was five seconds in our time.
- 7:43Speaker 3: That was fine.
- 7:44Speaker 2: Through the screenshot, Oh, Tyra's calling back. Now, I'm going
- 7:49Speaker 2: to try to merge the calls. I'm going to try
- 7:50Speaker 2: and merge the cause. Let me merge the calls. One second,
- 7:54Speaker 2: Tara emerging, Abby has already called us hold on tight bad,
- 8:00Speaker 2: he's bad, hold up, Hold up, hold up, sorry, technical difficulties.
- 8:04Speaker 2: We're all here now already both called back, all right,
- 8:10Speaker 2: Abby called first, Yes.
- 8:13Speaker 1: So congratulations, but also we have to say you did amazingly,
- 8:19Speaker 1: especially with the conditions of your boyfriend being at work.
- 8:22Speaker 1: You called back. We've been would say twenty five seconds.
- 8:25Speaker 3: I think.
- 8:26Speaker 2: I think Tara you called back only five seconds after
- 8:28Speaker 2: Abby called.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Yeah, which is crazy. So good or congratulations to both
- 8:34Speaker 1: and Tara. You have won bronze medal and four that
- 8:38Speaker 1: we will contact you and we want to send you
- 8:40Speaker 1: all of our merch.
- 8:42Speaker 6: Wait what, oh my god.
- 8:45Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, you came back.
- 8:50Speaker 6: You have like everything, so that is so good.
- 8:53Speaker 2: Bronze has win.
- 8:55Speaker 1: You got to win something.
- 8:56Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you so much. Absolutely no worries and I
- 9:03Speaker 2: will take that meal.
- 9:05Speaker 1: Yeah's still bronze is great. You still beat everyone else.
- 9:09Speaker 1: And Abby. On our end, we are going to intro
- 9:12Speaker 1: the gold and silver medal and we will give you
- 9:13Speaker 1: a ring back shortly.
- 9:16Speaker 13: Yeah, like Abi, I'm rooting for you very much.
- 9:20Speaker 6: Wrap. By the way, I'm looking old for you now.
- 9:27Speaker 5: I endure you.
- 9:30Speaker 2: Okay bad, He's okay bad.
- 9:31Speaker 3: It's enough.
- 9:32Speaker 2: It's enough hive for supposed to.
- 9:33Speaker 3: Be enemies in the.
- 9:38Speaker 1: Okay, Well, that worked way better than I expected.
- 9:41Speaker 2: It did work better. It was a little hard. We've
- 9:43Speaker 2: never done a merged call before, so it's a little
- 9:45Speaker 2: bit like hopefully it's all making sense. But Abby winner, okay,
- 9:49Speaker 2: straight into gold medal? Yes, rundown?
- 9:53Speaker 1: Quickly was that we have?
- 9:55Speaker 2: Now we know that Abby's gone through last week we
- 9:59Speaker 2: sent case he's straight through to.
- 10:01Speaker 1: The gold medal.
- 10:01Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, now quickly, I know you've explained it once,
- 10:06Speaker 2: but can you quickly explain again how the gold medal
- 10:08Speaker 2: match is going to work.
- 10:09Speaker 1: So the gold medal match is now Casey versus Abby,
- 10:13Speaker 1: and we have asked them to go behind the scenes
- 10:16Speaker 1: and challenge their boyfriend with five questions. And the questions
- 10:22Speaker 1: aren't really questions that have a right answer, No, they're
- 10:26Speaker 1: kind of oh, actually be fair, they could do. But basically,
- 10:31Speaker 1: Jake and I throughout this whole thing haven't had any say,
- 10:35Speaker 1: But now we will have all the say and see
- 10:38Speaker 1: which boyfriend answered the questions better. So firstly, let's give
- 10:43Speaker 1: who should we ring first, Casey or Abby. You haven't
- 10:48Speaker 1: talked to Casey yet, she doesn't know what's going on.
- 10:50Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk to Casey.
- 10:54Speaker 10: Jakin Ardi to related bulls Party.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Hello, that might be the best way anyone's ever picked
- 11:09Speaker 1: up the phone before. Definitely, Welcome to the Boyfriend Olympics.
- 11:15Speaker 1: You are currently competing for either the gold or silver medal.
- 11:20Speaker 14: Hell oh, look, I'm on the edge of my seat. However,
- 11:26Speaker 14: as I've said before, my eyes are bloody shed on
- 11:30Speaker 14: that medal.
- 11:31Speaker 6: I'm going for gold.
- 11:32Speaker 14: I'm okay.
- 11:34Speaker 2: I will say you are the one that wants it
- 11:36Speaker 2: the most.
- 11:38Speaker 1: You did, you didn't just see what happened to So
- 11:43Speaker 1: we just had the bronze medal match and found out
- 11:46Speaker 1: you are competing against a lovely baddie called Abby.
- 11:50Speaker 8: Oh.
- 11:50Speaker 6: Abby was good.
- 11:51Speaker 14: Abby was good.
- 11:52Speaker 1: You should have just seen her then. She was outstanding.
- 11:55Speaker 2: She was she was top.
- 11:58Speaker 1: But we won't put you off your game because you
- 12:00Speaker 1: are confident. How did you feel your boyfriend went with
- 12:03Speaker 1: the challenge we set you and him?
- 12:05Speaker 6: Oh, it's a.
- 12:06Speaker 14: Big question because you can tell when you watch the
- 12:10Speaker 14: video that man is so camera shy. I had to bargain,
- 12:14Speaker 14: I really had to.
- 12:15Speaker 6: It was like working with a child again.
- 12:17Speaker 14: I was like, what do you want, Like, we'll go
- 12:20Speaker 14: get some coffee after if we just filmed a video.
- 12:24Speaker 14: It was like, surely we can just do an audio recording.
- 12:27Speaker 14: He was really trying to get out of it, and
- 12:29Speaker 14: you can tell that he's so uncomfy, and I.
- 12:31Speaker 6: Kind of love that from him.
- 12:33Speaker 14: But I think he got there in the end with
- 12:36Speaker 14: his answers, but a little bit shaky at the start.
- 12:40Speaker 3: Oh, a shaky start, that's all right, that happened.
- 12:42Speaker 14: Shaky start to get some of the nerves out.
- 12:45Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 12:45Speaker 2: It's the gold Metal match, even though he doesn't know it.
- 12:47Speaker 1: But did he catch on it or the challenge that
- 12:50Speaker 1: like it was something weird was going on or he
- 12:52Speaker 1: has no idea.
- 12:52Speaker 2: Still I think he.
- 12:54Speaker 14: Was catching on a little bit because he was like,
- 12:56Speaker 14: why did you ask me all this stuff?
- 12:58Speaker 6: And I was like, I was like, just trust me.
- 13:02Speaker 6: And then there were no follow up.
- 13:03Speaker 14: Questions, so we went from there.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Okay, so we are going to play your results and
- 13:09Speaker 1: your next phone call from us will be telling you
- 13:11Speaker 1: if you've either won or got the silver medal.
- 13:15Speaker 14: Oh my goodness, I don't I don't think I'm going
- 13:17Speaker 14: to sleep. I think I'm going to run around my
- 13:19Speaker 14: room for the next week.
- 13:21Speaker 6: So you better be quick, guys.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Please, you're going to know we're going to call you
- 13:27Speaker 2: back today. In like fifteen minutes.
- 13:31Speaker 12: Oh, I'll stop.
- 13:32Speaker 6: I don't know if I'm ready to have.
- 13:33Speaker 1: It quick quickly get your energy out, and we're going
- 13:36Speaker 1: to call you back to do for that run.
- 13:38Speaker 2: All right, I'll go.
- 13:38Speaker 6: I'll go for a ten k run.
- 13:40Speaker 1: I'll talk to you soon.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Abby, we are calling you back to actually again.
- 13:47Speaker 2: I want to say congratulations for making it through to
- 13:49Speaker 2: the gold medal.
- 13:50Speaker 6: It's called good sweet because he was so beautiful and
- 13:53Speaker 6: I feel so bad.
- 13:54Speaker 2: That's the thing. It's bad too, he said, You talking
- 13:57Speaker 2: because hating them is easier.
- 14:00Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I can't because I've actually literally just gone
- 14:02Speaker 6: back to what the episode that Tara was in and
- 14:04Speaker 6: she was so gorgeous in the first round.
- 14:06Speaker 2: He was, she was, I was.
- 14:10Speaker 1: I was hoping one of you like had a terrible
- 14:12Speaker 1: result and called me back like ten minutes later, So
- 14:14Speaker 1: I didn't you deserve it?
- 14:18Speaker 8: You?
- 14:20Speaker 2: We you know what the gold medal match is because
- 14:24Speaker 2: we have the results. We quickly before we went through them.
- 14:26Speaker 2: Wanted to just ask confidence levels, how you think you're
- 14:31Speaker 2: going to go?
- 14:32Speaker 6: And yeah, yeah, okay, Honestly, like I said earlier, I
- 14:36Speaker 6: am feeling pretty confident with that because, like I said, meanwhile,
- 14:43Speaker 6: our relationship is a lot of banter. But since it
- 14:46Speaker 6: was the night of our like the night for our
- 14:48Speaker 6: ann of ours sory with like superduper lovey dove, which
- 14:52Speaker 6: listening to some of the responses from some of the
- 14:54Speaker 6: other boyfriends, I'm just like, oh, period, they're lovey two.
- 15:00Speaker 1: You guys were like almost was it five years?
- 15:03Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 15:04Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So I think that the
- 15:06Speaker 1: connection they're being together for so long does play a
- 15:09Speaker 1: part in a challenge like the boyfriend Olympics.
- 15:11Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 15:13Speaker 6: So, like I said, he did really really good with
- 15:16Speaker 6: all the other answers for that one. Like I was like, oh,
- 15:19Speaker 6: there's your soul, but yeah, I feel pretty good.
- 15:22Speaker 2: Okay, Well, without further ado, we are going to go
- 15:26Speaker 2: watch the results for ourselves and also all the baddies
- 15:29Speaker 2: watching and or listening, and the next phone call you
- 15:31Speaker 2: get from us will either be us telling you that
- 15:35Speaker 2: you've got silver or us telling you that you got gold.
- 15:39Speaker 7: Okay, period, that's all right, So good luck to the
- 15:42Speaker 7: other baddie.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Sposed to talk.
- 15:45Speaker 1: You're competing against Casey.
- 15:47Speaker 2: You are competing against Battye Casey, case the one that
- 15:50Speaker 2: the other will. Yes, it's will against.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Will the stars are the baddies. If you're talking about
- 15:59Speaker 1: will you're into a good Yeah, exactly.
- 16:01Speaker 6: Going longtime world versus three months?
- 16:04Speaker 2: Well true, will speak soon?
- 16:10Speaker 6: Have a great day, guys.
- 16:12Speaker 2: So whose results are going to do? First?
- 16:14Speaker 1: Let's do Abby is more confident than Casey. Let's go
- 16:19Speaker 1: Casey first, Casey first.
- 16:21Speaker 12: Case All right, okay, okay, are you ready? Yeah, okay,
- 16:25Speaker 12: I have some important questions.
- 16:30Speaker 5: I want to know.
- 16:31Speaker 15: Would you rather kiss me for one hundred thousand dollars
- 16:35Speaker 15: all the prettiest girl in the whole wide world for
- 16:38Speaker 15: one million billion dollars?
- 16:41Speaker 9: Pretty?
- 16:41Speaker 5: You?
- 16:42Speaker 1: So I win?
- 16:43Speaker 2: Million?
- 16:44Speaker 12: Million, billion?
- 16:46Speaker 1: One million is actually a number that was good?
- 16:50Speaker 15: That number, that's good. That's good answer. What about if
- 16:56Speaker 15: it was like what if, like the prettiest questions question,
- 17:02Speaker 15: if we broke up, would you start dating again?
- 17:08Speaker 16: Not for a while?
- 17:09Speaker 3: Not for a while.
- 17:12Speaker 15: So if we broke up, you wouln't start dating for
- 17:13Speaker 15: a while, but we're never going to break up?
- 17:19Speaker 2: Answer. We have to take his first answer as the answer.
- 17:24Speaker 1: I was hoping he was going to recover.
- 17:26Speaker 15: Okay, this is the most important question. This is probably
- 17:35Speaker 15: like the best one in our relationship.
- 17:41Speaker 12: Am I the hot one? Or the funny one.
- 17:45Speaker 2: Hobby boy.
- 17:46Speaker 12: Yes, correct answer, actual correct answer. I'm the hotest one.
- 17:56Speaker 12: If you're in a room with twenty girls, who would
- 18:00Speaker 12: you choose?
- 18:02Speaker 9: Who?
- 18:03Speaker 12: Follow up question? Follow up question? Why are you in
- 18:10Speaker 12: a room with twenty girls? Party time? I've said you
- 18:14Speaker 12: have to come along. That's not what I gave you
- 18:19Speaker 12: that answer. Last one, What are you most afraid of
- 18:23Speaker 12: in life?
- 18:27Speaker 2: Please?
- 18:28Speaker 1: Definitely really, Will?
- 18:32Speaker 12: That's kind of cool there, that's going to happen eventually.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Kind of creepy.
- 18:36Speaker 12: Why are you afraid of death?
- 18:37Speaker 2: Questions allowed?
- 18:41Speaker 3: Questions? So the day?
- 18:44Speaker 2: Okay, that was juicy, very juicy. I think Will's done well.
- 18:48Speaker 2: So this is this is short Will, like short term Will.
- 18:51Speaker 2: This is still an early relationship. We don't know it's hot,
- 18:55Speaker 2: but actually we know this Will is tall. He did
- 19:00Speaker 2: look tall also. Yeah, and in the video, I assume
- 19:02Speaker 2: you guys will be seeing on the screen if you're
- 19:04Speaker 2: watching the video.
- 19:04Speaker 1: He's cute.
- 19:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Three out of five strong results. Strong results, especially after
- 19:10Speaker 1: Casey said he was nervous. Yeah, and you can tell
- 19:13Speaker 1: he's pretty camera shy. He's leading off to the side
- 19:16Speaker 1: a fair bit. Yeah, but three out of five, so yeah.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Strong results, very strong all right, I guess he's next Abby,
- 19:22Speaker 2: and she was confident Abby's next.
- 19:24Speaker 1: I feel like Abby has had a generational run.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Abb He's done well. Yeah yeah, so let's let's get
- 19:32Speaker 2: into Abbay's results.
- 19:34Speaker 6: What's up part of people? So I've decided to do
- 19:37Speaker 6: the boyfriend challenge because I an a brass Tomorrow I
- 19:40Speaker 6: want to see what his answers are.
- 19:43Speaker 8: So number one, would you rather kiss me for ten
- 19:47Speaker 8: thousand dollars or kiss the most beautiful girl in the
- 19:50Speaker 8: world for one hundred thousand dollars?
- 19:52Speaker 9: The most beautiful girl in the world because I get
- 19:54Speaker 9: to kiss you and get one hundred thousand dollars.
- 19:58Speaker 12: Please get one hundred and ten thousand dollars.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Wow, next day?
- 20:02Speaker 12: If we broke up, would you start dating again?
- 20:06Speaker 17: And if so?
- 20:06Speaker 2: When? No?
- 20:10Speaker 12: Why not?
- 20:10Speaker 9: Because I'd be heartbroken forever? Oh?
- 20:14Speaker 12: Actually I couldn't date again?
- 20:16Speaker 1: Okay, why that's better not for a while?
- 20:19Speaker 12: You see too, sad.
- 20:21Speaker 17: I never find anyone as good as you, oh.
- 20:27Speaker 6: Am, I the funny one or the hot one in
- 20:29Speaker 6: the relationship.
- 20:30Speaker 9: I'm sorry you're the hot one.
- 20:33Speaker 5: I'm sorry, damn.
- 20:37Speaker 6: Sad.
- 20:37Speaker 17: Fact that's true.
- 20:39Speaker 2: I'm not a lie so much funnyer than you.
- 20:42Speaker 1: I think about losing for.
- 20:43Speaker 17: Him at least at least you're pretty.
- 20:49Speaker 16: Okay.
- 20:51Speaker 12: If you were in a room of twenty girls, what
- 20:54Speaker 12: would you do?
- 20:55Speaker 17: Would I be in a room with twenty girls?
- 21:02Speaker 2: Well? I doing good?
- 21:05Speaker 8: M hmmm, pretty okay. And lastly, no, but serious, absolutely okay.
- 21:11Speaker 8: If theoretically you're putting room of you and twenty girls.
- 21:16Speaker 17: I'm running for the door.
- 21:17Speaker 3: Oh well another girl the doors like fight the death situation.
- 21:22Speaker 9: Fight to the death with all of them. Yeah, I'd
- 21:28Speaker 9: like summon you and like yell really loud, I tell what's.
- 21:31Speaker 17: And then we're like.
- 21:36Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, we would so be like marketings, marking, eve.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Kicks ship.
- 21:45Speaker 7: Okay, asking what are you most scared of?
- 21:49Speaker 9: I'm scared of h What.
- 21:51Speaker 17: Are you afraid of?
- 21:53Speaker 9: Corners?
- 21:54Speaker 2: What the fuck do you mean like corners?
- 21:57Speaker 1: Corners?
- 21:57Speaker 12: Does my bed?
- 21:58Speaker 2: Like?
- 21:58Speaker 12: Scared of shit out of you?
- 21:59Speaker 17: I don't, Like I always have a really irrational fear
- 22:02Speaker 17: of my eye going into a corner. Oh you told
- 22:05Speaker 17: me that that's my biggest fear for some reason, And
- 22:07Speaker 17: like when I was a kid, because I was like
- 22:09Speaker 17: the hype. So we're looking forward with clothes things.
- 22:14Speaker 3: Really scared.
- 22:15Speaker 8: Yeah, I had had training on that, you know at
- 22:18Speaker 8: my jobs.
- 22:19Speaker 2: That doesn't surprise me. Those things are scared any So
- 22:24Speaker 2: there is an undeniable winner with three out of five
- 22:27Speaker 2: versus two out of five.
- 22:29Speaker 1: Let's call I don't want to call it.
- 22:35Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Abby, it is Jake and Noddy. We would
- 22:38Speaker 2: like to know how badly you want to hear the
- 22:40Speaker 2: results of the gold medal match.
- 22:42Speaker 6: I want to hear it so bad, so bad.
- 22:46Speaker 2: You and your wonderful boyfriend will come second place. Still
- 22:58Speaker 2: so your boyfriend. We went with we needed like the
- 23:02Speaker 2: actual correct answer to these questions, and yes, and will
- 23:05Speaker 2: had I got to give it to him, brilliant answers,
- 23:08Speaker 2: but he technically got two out of five.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah.
- 23:13Speaker 2: So question two, the question was if we broke up,
- 23:16Speaker 2: how long would it take for you to date? And
- 23:18Speaker 2: I loved his answer, but the only real proper answer
- 23:21Speaker 2: is we're not fucking breaking up.
- 23:24Speaker 14: Oh my god, you're right.
- 23:29Speaker 2: Time to start a fight, Abby.
- 23:33Speaker 1: And what else he lost? One was.
- 23:37Speaker 16: What are you?
- 23:37Speaker 1: What are you afraid of? And he said corners, Yeah,
- 23:40Speaker 1: we were looking for losing you.
- 23:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:43Speaker 10: I thought that one.
- 23:44Speaker 1: And then also I feel like his ego got the
- 23:46Speaker 1: best of him when you asked, am I either funny
- 23:49Speaker 1: or the hot one in the relationship? And he only
- 23:51Speaker 1: said the hot one. We're looking for both.
- 23:53Speaker 6: Yeah, clearly I'm both.
- 23:57Speaker 1: But very well done.
- 23:59Speaker 2: Congratulations, right and competition. You did, you did, and we
- 24:03Speaker 2: will also be sending you a piece of all the merch.
- 24:06Speaker 6: No why, oh my god, I was looking about to
- 24:09Speaker 6: order some the other day.
- 24:10Speaker 1: No, don't order it.
- 24:11Speaker 6: You've won it.
- 24:13Speaker 2: Thank you so much, no worries. We will be in
- 24:16Speaker 2: contact for our dress and everything.
- 24:18Speaker 1: Yeah, and thank you for Thank you so much.
- 24:20Speaker 6: This is so much fun. Guys, have a great day.
- 24:23Speaker 2: You too, bake? Okay, exciting stuff? Is it time to
- 24:28Speaker 2: call the winner?
- 24:30Speaker 1: How high do we go?
- 24:31Speaker 2: Excited?
- 24:33Speaker 3: I wish we brought poppers like when we got.
- 24:34Speaker 4: On the the radio.
- 24:36Speaker 2: I'm stressing. Okay, time to call Casey. I'm just got
- 24:41Speaker 2: to get hypes sight tranker just like Casey. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 24:48Speaker 2: all right, let's.
- 24:48Speaker 6: Go perfect timing.
- 24:53Speaker 2: Just finish my run, Casey, Casey, Casey, how are you?
- 24:58Speaker 12: I'm nervous?
- 25:00Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I don't blame.
- 25:03Speaker 2: It all because these.
- 25:04Speaker 14: Are these dull tones.
- 25:07Speaker 16: You are.
- 25:09Speaker 2: God the boyfriend Olympics.
- 25:11Speaker 1: Casey, you are best day ever the proer winners of
- 25:22Speaker 1: all of the merch, as well as a wonderful date
- 25:26Speaker 1: in wherever you resign on.
- 25:28Speaker 14: Oh my goodness, it's gonna be our first date. Now,
- 25:33Speaker 14: that's so exciting. I've been holding off buying merch, like
- 25:39Speaker 14: in the hope that I'm going to get some for
- 25:41Speaker 14: any competition.
- 25:42Speaker 3: No, just perfect.
- 25:43Speaker 2: So, yeah, you have one two hundred and fifty dollars
- 25:45Speaker 2: out to a restaurant of Oh my god, what.
- 25:49Speaker 1: We're going to do is, yeah, is it appropriate if
- 25:52Speaker 1: we ask for Will's number and we call him and
- 25:55Speaker 1: tell him he's one, and he's going to be wigging out.
- 26:00Speaker 6: That will be so elite and he'll be like, hello,
- 26:03Speaker 6: this is Will speaking. That would be so funny. Oh
- 26:07Speaker 6: my god, that'll be great.
- 26:09Speaker 1: And I will actually pose it to him where he
- 26:12Speaker 1: wants to take you, and he can decide he wants
- 26:15Speaker 1: to take you for the two hundred and fifty ellavoucher.
- 26:17Speaker 14: Yeah, that is a fantastic idea.
- 26:19Speaker 6: Really put him to the test.
- 26:21Speaker 14: That's the final test of the game.
- 26:22Speaker 2: Really is that is one gold? But can he keep it?
- 26:26Speaker 6: So?
- 26:27Speaker 1: Actually, congratulations, Casey, thank you for competing. You have taken
- 26:31Speaker 1: out the first ever Boyfriend Olympics.
- 26:33Speaker 14: Yep, it's an honor.
- 26:35Speaker 6: It's a real honor.
- 26:36Speaker 14: I'm holding it strongly. I might even put it on
- 26:37Speaker 14: my resume from now on.
- 26:39Speaker 6: It's that important. Thanks God, Bye bye, Hello.
- 26:46Speaker 2: We're speaking Hi Will. My name is Jake and I
- 26:49Speaker 2: got my friend Oddie. Here we are from the Relatables podcast.
- 26:51Speaker 2: We actually got your number from your girlfriend, Casey, and
- 26:55Speaker 2: for the last couple of weeks you have been unknowingly
- 26:57Speaker 2: competing in the Boyfriend Olympics and we just want to
- 26:59Speaker 2: let you know that you have won the gold medal.
- 27:03Speaker 1: How do you feel?
- 27:05Speaker 2: Yeah, there was something going on that was.
- 27:09Speaker 3: What did you suspect?
- 27:12Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you suspect? What do you suspect?
- 27:15Speaker 16: Yeah?
- 27:16Speaker 2: What made you suspect?
- 27:20Speaker 10: Random questions?
- 27:21Speaker 9: Film it or something different?
- 27:23Speaker 2: Fair enough? Well, we wanted to let you know. So
- 27:25Speaker 2: with winning the gold medal, we are gonna send you
- 27:29Speaker 2: guys on a nice date night and Casey has has
- 27:33Speaker 2: left enough to us to ask you where to go,
- 27:39Speaker 2: and we're gonna do That's not idea.
- 27:43Speaker 1: On the spotty, but if you've won yourself for two
- 27:45Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars, our chart to wherever you and
- 27:48Speaker 1: Casey want to go and we're sending Casey all of
- 27:52Speaker 1: our merch and if you want a shirt or anything,
- 27:54Speaker 1: let us know. But this was to highlight the best
- 27:56Speaker 1: of the best boyfriends and you are that. Yeah, so
- 27:58Speaker 1: congratulations man, thank you, no worries enjoying it day.
- 28:03Speaker 6: Thank you by Mike.
- 28:07Speaker 1: He was like yeah what he was like, funk off.
- 28:12Speaker 2: It would also be like what.
- 28:16Speaker 1: Oh that was so so much anxiety. Well, baddies, that
- 28:22Speaker 1: concludes the Boyfriend Olympics.
- 28:24Speaker 2: I can't believe it's over.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Congratulations to everyone that competed and everyone that signed up
- 28:30Speaker 1: and Will, and.
- 28:32Speaker 2: Congratulations to Will Will. There's two Wills. Okay again, thank
- 28:39Speaker 2: you all and hopefully you enjoyed it.
- 28:47Speaker 8: All.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Right, Jake, I would say, we need to calm down
- 28:49Speaker 1: a little bit.
- 28:50Speaker 2: What's the point.
- 28:51Speaker 1: But let's keep the ball rolling because I am hyped, excited,
- 28:56Speaker 1: my heart's beating.
- 28:58Speaker 2: So let's do the i G Question of the week. Yeah,
- 29:01Speaker 2: what was the question this week? It is what made
- 29:04Speaker 2: you say yes to the wrong guy?
- 29:06Speaker 1: Interesting and the answers I actually found were insightful because
- 29:10Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's right, and I would have
- 29:12Speaker 1: thought of it.
- 29:12Speaker 2: I wouldn't have thought of that, so yes, No, some
- 29:14Speaker 2: of them were great.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Some of them are great at all. No, you should
- 29:18Speaker 1: have not looked past that.
- 29:19Speaker 2: That's a good point. Yeah, what made you say yes?
- 29:20Speaker 1: Like, fuck, alright, let me kick things off. What made
- 29:25Speaker 1: you say yes to the wrong guy? Ovulation?
- 29:29Speaker 2: I saw one of them as well, and I thought,
- 29:33Speaker 2: how many people must go through that?
- 29:35Speaker 1: Everyone? Because what you mean, every single woman goes through
- 29:38Speaker 1: that peak ovulation?
- 29:40Speaker 2: Girls be like.
- 29:42Speaker 1: Down and then when it's over, you're like, damn, that
- 29:44Speaker 1: wasn't worth it.
- 29:46Speaker 2: I mean, was good?
- 29:48Speaker 6: No?
- 29:50Speaker 11: True?
- 29:51Speaker 2: I mean I guess if it was good, you'd be
- 29:52Speaker 2: thinking we made a good choice.
- 29:54Speaker 6: But yeah, I don't know.
- 29:56Speaker 2: He's a classic. So what made you say yes to
- 29:58Speaker 2: the wrong guy? He was six four? I saw he
- 30:02Speaker 2: was six five?
- 30:03Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you reckon? Is the height limit where
- 30:06Speaker 1: they actually get like super hot?
- 30:08Speaker 2: I don't know, no matter how ugly they are. Have
- 30:10Speaker 2: you seen the video of that guy who who gets
- 30:13Speaker 2: told oh, there's not much of a difference between six
- 30:16Speaker 2: one and six four, and this guy goes, excuse mess,
- 30:20Speaker 2: and he's like, he's like six to one. I don't know.
- 30:24Speaker 2: You can have some red flags six one you can,
- 30:27Speaker 2: I don't know you can have like a bad relationship
- 30:29Speaker 2: with your mum six one. He goes through all these
- 30:32Speaker 2: things where it's like, if you're six to one, I'll
- 30:33Speaker 2: look past the red flags. He goes six' four criminal,
- 30:37Speaker 2: RECORD i don't want to know about, it and.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Are you?
- 30:41Speaker 1: True and to be fair as a, male Like i'm quite.
- 30:45Speaker 1: Tall i'm just under six, three very very close, Here
- 30:49Speaker 1: i'll give you.
- 30:50Speaker 2: That BUT.
- 30:52Speaker 1: I get towered over by some men still Like harry
- 30:54Speaker 1: From blues and greensother one of her friends Named. Harry
- 30:57Speaker 1: they're six five and six. Six, YEAH i reckon anything
- 31:00Speaker 1: over six.
- 31:01Speaker 2: Five if you're a girl who's like five foot, five
- 31:04Speaker 2: you Feel i'm. NOT i hate hanging out With, harry,
- 31:07Speaker 2: yeah BECAUSE i hate looking. UP i fucking hate THAT
- 31:11Speaker 2: i have to look up at. Him the girls love, That, Yeah,
- 31:13Speaker 2: no girls LIKE i don't.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Like it's so. Demeaning it's so fucking.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Demeaning that's your, insecurity that's my own. Insecurity. Yeah but
- 31:22Speaker 2: it's LIKE i always FORGET i reckon six five up
- 31:25Speaker 2: because we we don't see him, often but when we
- 31:28Speaker 2: do see, HIM i, remember it's, like show me see.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Him it's been a. While so you, go like did
- 31:32Speaker 2: the classic dap up hug and it's like the worst
- 31:35Speaker 2: thing having my nose get buried into his. Shoulder i'm, like.
- 31:39Speaker 1: Fuck, This like at LEAST i, old at least have
- 31:41Speaker 1: my chin over the over, man Like i'm the best.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Guy oh, yeah he's gonna get.
- 31:46Speaker 2: Such a confidence pumping his tires right. Now it's so. Annoying,
- 31:51Speaker 2: okay what made you say yes to the wrong?
- 31:53Speaker 1: Guy he was good at.
- 31:55Speaker 2: FIRST i hate FAIR i feel like that they always. Are,
- 32:01Speaker 2: yeah so you fell for a pretty classic. Trap how
- 32:04Speaker 2: could you?
- 32:04Speaker 1: Not when do you?
- 32:05Speaker 2: Reckon their true colors do come out three months maybe three,
- 32:10Speaker 2: months and maybe that's why there's a three month. Rule
- 32:13Speaker 2: but it's always once they get, them like once THEY'VE.
- 32:17Speaker 1: I, reckon when like something in real life actually happens
- 32:21Speaker 1: and they can't put their facade on anymore and you
- 32:24Speaker 1: see their true, colors like something serious at work happens
- 32:28Speaker 1: or one of their friends does something, true and then
- 32:30Speaker 1: their true colors come. Out you're, like what the. Hell
- 32:32Speaker 1: there's a.
- 32:33Speaker 2: Situation, yeah there's a situation where you can only be
- 32:37Speaker 2: on one side of the. Fence there's no being on the,
- 32:40Speaker 2: fence and in this certain, situation you find out what
- 32:44Speaker 2: he truly is like because of what side of the
- 32:46Speaker 2: fence he's, on and it's the opposite to, you and you're, like,
- 32:50Speaker 2: hello what the? Fuck and then you're just, like have
- 32:53Speaker 2: this massive spiral the? Fuck LIKE i jumped into this way,
- 32:56Speaker 2: too Quar i'm speaking as IF i have had it's
- 33:00Speaker 2: But i'm assuming that's what it feels.
- 33:01Speaker 1: Like i'm the. Opposite, AY i jump into things very. Slowly, yeah,
- 33:07Speaker 1: Fair BUT i was always scared of getting my feelings.
- 33:09Speaker 2: Hurt, yeah, no, FAIR i. RECKON i like to tell
- 33:12Speaker 2: myself THAT i jump into things. Slowly but then it's
- 33:17Speaker 2: like that classic situation of where you're, like, Oh i'm in,
- 33:20Speaker 2: control but you actually like head over heels not in.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Control, NO i would say you wouldn't jump into situations,
- 33:27Speaker 1: easily but when you were in the, situation then you
- 33:30Speaker 1: would fall head over. Heels but getting over that, line,
- 33:34Speaker 1: yeah it was quite. Hard after your first, Innsues.
- 33:36Speaker 2: Like With, BETH i fucking, Well. No maybe you're right
- 33:39Speaker 2: to be, fair BECAUSE i, LIKE i like this quote
- 33:41Speaker 2: unquote dated a couple of people Before, beth AND i
- 33:44Speaker 2: didn't let myself fall straight. Away Maybe beth was different
- 33:47Speaker 2: BECAUSE i. Did, yeah open To, Beth, yeah all, right
- 33:53Speaker 2: this ONE'S i reckon? Relatable what made you say yes
- 33:57Speaker 2: to the wrong guy thinking of their? Potential?
- 34:01Speaker 5: Oh that is?
- 34:02Speaker 1: Relatable what he could.
- 34:04Speaker 2: Be i'm dating what he could, be not what he.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Is that false expectation in your head and a false
- 34:10Speaker 1: version of.
- 34:10Speaker 2: Him, yep and he's never going to live up to.
- 34:14Speaker 1: That, Never no one can ever live up to. That
- 34:18Speaker 1: what made you say yes to the wrong?
- 34:20Speaker 6: Guy his?
- 34:21Speaker 1: Abs fair, enough, bro washboard or fair?
- 34:27Speaker 3: Enough just counting, them kind of making sure they're still
- 34:36Speaker 3: after a.
- 34:36Speaker 1: Session he's got his shirt, off, Mark, Bro.
- 34:43Speaker 2: What made you say yes to the wrong? Guy you
- 34:46Speaker 2: are gonna hate. This he was my best?
- 34:50Speaker 1: Friend, no, yeah But i'm glad you realized he was
- 34:57Speaker 1: the wrong, guy because your best friend's never going to
- 34:59Speaker 1: be right. Guy. Fair jeremiah And conrad found out that
- 35:05Speaker 1: out the hard, way. Motherfuckers. Fair what made you say
- 35:11Speaker 1: yes to the wrong? Guy getting back at an ex
- 35:14Speaker 1: for cheating on?
- 35:15Speaker 2: Me? Wait, wait getting back at AN x for cheating
- 35:21Speaker 2: on me.
- 35:23Speaker 1: To get under, someone to get over, someone make him? Jealous,
- 35:27Speaker 1: hey you know the first thing that comes? Along?
- 35:31Speaker 2: Fair, hey As taylor, says and actually it Is Taylor
- 35:35Speaker 2: jewel by the, way you have you noticed that they
- 35:37Speaker 2: keep saying her last name in this, season As Taylor
- 35:40Speaker 2: jewel likes to, say, babes you gotta get under someone
- 35:42Speaker 2: to get over, someone live and, Die live and die by.
- 35:46Speaker 2: That what made you say yes to the wrong guy
- 35:51Speaker 2: reminded me Of donkey From, shrek and that's my favorite. Movie,
- 35:56Speaker 2: hmmm let's break this.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Down so you Think donkey's hot or is that like
- 36:03Speaker 1: a reference to his, penis like a donkey dick.
- 36:08Speaker 2: Toy donkey does have straight up babies with that, dragon
- 36:13Speaker 2: so he's clearly. Packing.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Yeah, true, true, true but also so, random.
- 36:19Speaker 2: So, Random AND i would never want to know that
- 36:22Speaker 2: you started dating me because YOU i remind you of don't.
- 36:24Speaker 1: Don't what made you say yes to the wrong? GUY
- 36:32Speaker 1: i was. Bored that's that's honestly kind of rough for,
- 36:38Speaker 1: him very rough for, him rough for, you but rough for.
- 36:41Speaker 1: HIM i WISH i had that type of, confidence a
- 36:44Speaker 1: like just to go sleep with someone or whatever or
- 36:46Speaker 1: just like start talking to someone for months and months
- 36:48Speaker 1: BECAUSE i was.
- 36:49Speaker 2: Bored, also like men can't just sleep with people because they're.
- 36:52Speaker 2: Bored LIKE i feel like it's not that. Easy, No
- 36:55Speaker 2: LIKE i feel like Because i've been bored plenty and
- 36:57Speaker 2: wanted to sleep with.
- 36:59Speaker 13: Someone BUT i can because it's just like not. Easy that's,
- 37:05Speaker 13: like it must be, Nice, yeah it must be. Nice
- 37:07Speaker 13: so that's what we start.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Gaming yeah, yeah yeah, yeah fucking building A lego set gets.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Sex been, bored it must be.
- 37:19Speaker 2: Nice, okay what made you say yes to the wrong?
- 37:24Speaker 2: Guy because my taste in men is like my phone's
- 37:31Speaker 2: auto correct always messing. Up, oh not.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Relatable sometimes you can't see the. Pattern and to be,
- 37:39Speaker 1: fair with iPhones auto, correct it always changes. FUCKING i
- 37:42Speaker 1: don't know how to change.
- 37:43Speaker 2: That back always changes. It you know what's funny is
- 37:47Speaker 2: like so it changes fuck to duck and then fucking to.
- 37:51Speaker 2: Ducking i've never, like whenever it says fuck to, DUCK
- 37:55Speaker 2: i picture a duck for some, reason when it says
- 37:57Speaker 2: fucking to, DUCKING i picture like ducks duck doing something
- 38:01Speaker 2: like ducks fucking or, something but it actually means like like.
- 38:04Speaker 2: Ducking i've Never.
- 38:08Speaker 1: I've always thought of duck's. Fucking yeah, yeah but when
- 38:12Speaker 1: you say it's, ducking like, Duckuck i'm so.
- 38:15Speaker 16: Dumb but.
- 38:19Speaker 1: Everyone had a fucking. iPhone, yeah, same everyone is.
- 38:24Speaker 3: Dumb that is, great LIKE i thought it just kind
- 38:26Speaker 3: of be like ducking, around like being a.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Duck what made you say yes to the wrong? Guy the?
- 38:34Speaker 2: Challenge, YEAH i was gonna. SAY i got one that
- 38:37Speaker 2: SAYS i THOUGHT i could fix him plot TwixT he
- 38:39Speaker 2: fixed my patience by breaking.
- 38:41Speaker 1: It, ah you can never fix the wrong guy.
- 38:44Speaker 2: Broke what complex is that when you think you can fix?
- 38:47Speaker 2: Someone is it, narcissistic.
- 38:52Speaker 1: Like you have This no, no, NO i think, no, no,
- 38:54Speaker 1: no it's not. NARCISSISTIC i think it's that nurturing instinct
- 38:59Speaker 1: where like you want to.
- 39:00Speaker 2: Help it's like it's like some sort of, yeah. Help.
- 39:03Speaker 1: Yeah it's not Thinking i'm the BEST i can fix.
- 39:06Speaker 1: You it's more, like, oh he's so cute and, BROKEN
- 39:09Speaker 1: i can fix.
- 39:10Speaker 2: It, True, yeah like a.
- 39:12Speaker 1: Puppy yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH i.
- 39:14Speaker 2: Can like he wants to get better, Obviously, yeah but
- 39:19Speaker 2: sometimes he just needs a little helping. Hands some certainly
- 39:21Speaker 2: don't just.
- 39:22Speaker 1: Helps he has a fucking SLONG.
- 39:26Speaker 2: I can it.
- 39:27Speaker 16: Helps it helps that he has a shalong THE i
- 39:35Speaker 16: do have one that, says, so what made you say
- 39:38Speaker 16: yes to the wrong?
- 39:38Speaker 2: Guy the size of? IT i have one, too big,
- 39:41Speaker 2: dick big, dick and hey let's speak completely. HONEST i
- 39:46Speaker 2: don't fucking blame.
- 39:48Speaker 1: YOU i was thinking about this one. Though but you
- 39:51Speaker 1: wouldn't know he's a bad. Guy but you wouldn't know
- 39:52Speaker 1: he has a big penis until after the.
- 39:54Speaker 2: Fact oh, yeah so what made you say yes to him? Initially,
- 39:59Speaker 2: yeah you've got to say yes to find out how big.
- 40:01Speaker 1: It is exactly to be, fair little makeout, sash you
- 40:08Speaker 1: feel something, grow it would be pretty easy to tell. Ovulation, yeah,
- 40:13Speaker 1: okay my last one would be pretty, easier, true to be,
- 40:17Speaker 1: fair if you're kissing and like she's sometimes it's like
- 40:20Speaker 1: it's pretty.
- 40:20Speaker 2: Sexy if you're kissing and it's, like you, know grip
- 40:22Speaker 2: down on the.
- 40:22Speaker 1: Jeans you could be sitting on. It she could be
- 40:24Speaker 1: sitting on your, lap and you, go it's.
- 40:25Speaker 2: Like start's, Opinion like it must have been down.
- 40:27Speaker 1: There it must be a great, feeling like you're looking
- 40:30Speaker 1: up with someone you, like, yeah not the wrong. Guy
- 40:33Speaker 1: and then, LIKE i, know you're sitting on his lap
- 40:34Speaker 1: for the first, time kissing and he gets a boner
- 40:37Speaker 1: and it's, massive like, massive and it's.
- 40:41Speaker 2: You she, thinks, Bro, yeah.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Nemember once thought about. That my last one bit of
- 40:49Speaker 1: a serious. One, Actually, oh what made? You what made
- 40:53Speaker 1: you say yes to the wrong? Guy feeling like no
- 40:55Speaker 1: one else would appreciate?
- 40:56Speaker 2: Me? Oh that does, SO i feel that's WHAT i,
- 41:00Speaker 2: too though that would be relatable as. Fuck, yeah, No
- 41:03Speaker 2: i'm sorry you have to go through.
- 41:04Speaker 1: That you realize the hard, way but you do have
- 41:06Speaker 1: to go through it to.
- 41:07Speaker 9: REALIZE i.
- 41:07Speaker 1: Guess, yeah it's just. SAD i got.
- 41:09Speaker 2: Two what made you say yes to the wrong? GUY
- 41:12Speaker 2: i thought my standards might be unrealistic and THOUGHT i
- 41:16Speaker 2: could give him a.
- 41:17Speaker 1: Chance, nah those standards are. Realistic keep those, standards keep
- 41:22Speaker 1: that bar up.
- 41:23Speaker 2: High he's proof that they they need to be.
- 41:25Speaker 1: There will was proof and the Boyfriend.
- 41:26Speaker 2: Olympics everyone find yourself a. Will both wills to be, Fair,
- 41:30Speaker 2: yeah both. WILLS i don't. WANT i don't want to
- 41:33Speaker 2: Take tara out of, this but If i'm being completely,
- 41:35Speaker 2: HONEST i just don't know how to Pronounce ty's boyfriend's.
- 41:37Speaker 11: Name.
- 41:38Speaker 1: Simon he is his? Name, no He's Samoe, win but
- 41:40Speaker 1: his name Was. Simon, oh his name Is.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Simon. Yeah, OH i love that you found.
- 41:44Speaker 1: THAT i Think i'm pretty.
- 41:46Speaker 2: Sure last, ONE i hate to admit, it but the.
- 41:50Speaker 1: Money, OH i feel that's the best. Answer, AGAIN i
- 41:54Speaker 1: don't blame. YOU i would look at lifestyle and THINK
- 41:58Speaker 1: i could look past a. LOT i wouldn't look at.
- 42:00Speaker 1: LIFESTYLE i would look at my life differently if he had, money.
- 42:05Speaker 2: LIKE i don't, know just, hey money changes.
- 42:08Speaker 1: People, yeah, yeah one hundred. Percent it.
- 42:10Speaker 2: Does the freedom you get you're all talking about we
- 42:14Speaker 2: all talking about wanting a bunch of, Money.
- 42:15Speaker 1: But how are you gonna get how a you're gonna get?
- 42:17Speaker 2: It, well first of, all how are you gonna get?
- 42:18Speaker 2: It the second of, all what's it going to do
- 42:20Speaker 2: to your? Character All?
- 42:27Speaker 1: Right, JAKE i have been, angry, frustrated and you want
- 42:32Speaker 1: to know why? Why because of season three of.
- 42:36Speaker 2: The SUMMER i turned Pretty yeah ever Same.
- 42:40Speaker 1: This show man is grinding my.
- 42:43Speaker 3: Geeses it's.
- 42:46Speaker 12: Full.
- 42:47Speaker 2: Transparency it's difficult to watch full.
- 42:51Speaker 1: TRANSPARENCY i would have turned it off.
- 42:55Speaker 2: Full transparency if it wasn't for the.
- 42:58Speaker 1: Pot same Belly Jeremiah. Conrad, FIRSTLY i actually want to
- 43:05Speaker 1: start on my opinion has changed On stephen is now
- 43:11Speaker 1: my favorite. Character AND i KNOW i was dying on
- 43:15Speaker 1: my hill saying he was, annoying BUT i love his
- 43:19Speaker 1: annoyances and how he thinks and him And, taylor they're
- 43:23Speaker 1: the best two characters in the whole.
- 43:24Speaker 2: Show Team saylor all the fucking, way Bro, taylor to
- 43:29Speaker 2: be fair is one of my favorites as. Well taylor
- 43:31Speaker 2: And steven are my two favorite.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Characters, yeah anytime there's a scene with those, Two i'm just, like,
- 43:34Speaker 1: YES i feel.
- 43:36Speaker 2: Alive and WHILE i was watching season, TWO i was
- 43:39Speaker 2: telling about how MUCH i Love stephen and she, goes,
- 43:42Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna hate him in season. Three SO i
- 43:43Speaker 2: was waiting for, it waiting for, it AND i said to,
- 43:44Speaker 2: her when AM i going to hate? Him and she,
- 43:46Speaker 2: GOES i was just, Joking, YEAH i like. IT i was,
- 43:48Speaker 2: like thank you for leading me astray BECAUSE i fucking love,
- 43:50Speaker 2: him AND i feel like his haircut has something to
- 43:52Speaker 2: do with. It he got pretty attractive Season.
- 43:56Speaker 1: OH i also wanted to say they kind of like
- 43:57Speaker 1: canned everyone into season.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Three everyone got Especially. Combat he needed. It, yeah he
- 44:02Speaker 2: was pale season. One they'll try to keep him up With.
- 44:04Speaker 2: Jeremiah yeah it's been four years. Though, yeah so it
- 44:08Speaker 2: was a four year jump from the end of season
- 44:10Speaker 2: two to the.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Start the hard thing to compliment to comprehend about this
- 44:13Speaker 1: show is, Like belly looks exact. Same, yeah and she
- 44:16Speaker 1: was sixteen now she's fucking twenty.
- 44:17Speaker 2: One so things that made me angry pretty much. Everything
- 44:25Speaker 2: why get?
- 44:25Speaker 6: Married?
- 44:27Speaker 1: Why what pissed me off was the fact THAT i
- 44:30Speaker 1: don't know why they got, married but also, like every
- 44:33Speaker 1: single person you care about in this world thinks this
- 44:36Speaker 1: is a bad. Idea, yeah but you two know. Better
- 44:39Speaker 1: why are you so friggin? Stubborn?
- 44:43Speaker 2: Yeah Like i'm telling, like you're twenty one and twenty,
- 44:48Speaker 2: two why are you getting? Married like this whole marriage
- 44:52Speaker 2: thing was a big, fat fucking band aid Because jeremiah
- 44:56Speaker 2: cheated On.
- 44:56Speaker 1: Belly yeah what? About, Yeah belly finds out like she
- 45:00Speaker 1: got cheated, on and Then jeremiah's bandad fix.
- 45:03Speaker 5: Is let's get, married And bellie is, like oh my,
- 45:06Speaker 5: GOD i love you. Again she's, like, yeah you just
- 45:09Speaker 5: got cheated On. Bellie yea, yeah, yeah yeah What and then.
- 45:13Speaker 2: When they go tell the parents at the, lunch they
- 45:17Speaker 2: had the lunch this, Lunch, okay so they had this
- 45:20Speaker 2: lunch For susannah's. Memorial, dad they made a garden For.
- 45:23Speaker 2: Susannah then they all go have lunch After bellie's family
- 45:26Speaker 2: and Like jeremiah's family is, there so their, dad the,
- 45:31Speaker 2: mom blah blah, blah and so they weren't going to tell.
- 45:34Speaker 2: Them they were gonna wait Because bellie's dad wasn't. There
- 45:37Speaker 2: and then stuff was, happening stuff was being, said and
- 45:40Speaker 2: Then belly, goes, oh, no we actually have some. News
- 45:42Speaker 2: we have some big news for, you, Yea and she,
- 45:44Speaker 2: Goes me And jeremia are getting, married and everyone bits
- 45:48Speaker 2: their drinks.
- 45:48Speaker 1: Out what what what?
- 45:49Speaker 2: What they're all, saying, no why you're too?
- 45:53Speaker 11: Young?
- 45:53Speaker 2: No, No and then and they're, like are you, serious
- 45:58Speaker 2: And billy, goes, YEAH i had the ring right, here
- 46:00Speaker 2: puts it, on shows the, ring and you need a
- 46:02Speaker 2: fucking magnifying glass to find this. Thing, also he proposed
- 46:06Speaker 2: without a.
- 46:06Speaker 1: RING i, know well he did it off the.
- 46:08Speaker 2: Cusp he didn't think at.
- 46:09Speaker 1: All he didn't think it through at. All the whole
- 46:12Speaker 1: you said, IT i can't remember which synopsis you said it,
- 46:15Speaker 1: in but the whole show is rich kids and their.
- 46:19Speaker 2: Problems, yeah.
- 46:20Speaker 1: Legit it is so, annoying and like the whole time
- 46:24Speaker 1: they're like pretending to be adults and just like doing
- 46:28Speaker 1: these immature things and they don't know how to communicate
- 46:31Speaker 1: they don't respect their parents' decisions or. Opinions, oh it
- 46:35Speaker 1: was so. Frustrating oh my, god.
- 46:37Speaker 2: Bro but in the end, though so the wedding comes, Around,
- 46:42Speaker 2: YEAH i want to, know how do you feel When
- 46:46Speaker 2: comrade so the night before the? Wedding, yeah how do
- 46:49Speaker 2: you feel When comrade confesses his?
- 46:51Speaker 1: Love so up until this, point SO i was Team jeremiah.
- 46:57Speaker 2: Crazy by the, WAY i can't belle a season three
- 47:01Speaker 2: when he, cheated were you obviously not Team Jrremah, yeah,
- 47:03Speaker 2: YEAH i shifted at that, point but still up until,
- 47:06Speaker 2: THEN i was Team.
- 47:06Speaker 1: Jeremiah. Yeah but THEN i didn't want to be.
- 47:10Speaker 2: Just a red fucking flag by the, way, EVERYONE i
- 47:12Speaker 2: didn't want to be Team conrad.
- 47:13Speaker 1: Tea conrad is this miserable thing that just bottles everything
- 47:19Speaker 1: up for years and, years and then it just explodes
- 47:22Speaker 1: and happens time after time after, time and he brings everyone.
- 47:25Speaker 1: Down but he's going to.
- 47:26Speaker 11: Therapy and, also MIGHT i add when he was With
- 47:29Speaker 11: belly quote unquote From, CONRAD i didn't even look at another,
- 47:32Speaker 11: woman and he didn't it was and Then jeremiah's at here,
- 47:35Speaker 11: left right and center talking about how hot girls are
- 47:37Speaker 11: to different boys and then he goes on spring break
- 47:40Speaker 11: and he has sex with like. Leone fucking, hell how
- 47:45Speaker 11: about take it off the fucking stealer shit from friends
- 47:49Speaker 11: they want.
- 47:49Speaker 1: To break all, Right, no But conrad jarring. Character and
- 47:55Speaker 1: then it's been fucking four years and they dated When
- 47:58Speaker 1: belly was in high. School move, on he's dating your fucking.
- 48:02Speaker 1: Brother how DID i feel WHEN i was actually relieved
- 48:06Speaker 1: When conrad SAID i love you Would i've always loved
- 48:09Speaker 1: you To belly, yep just BECAUSE i didn't want him
- 48:13Speaker 1: to get married Married, NO i didn't want me to
- 48:15Speaker 1: that wholeso that Happened. Conrad and then the next couple
- 48:18Speaker 1: of scenes Is jeremiah goes, missing another reason WHY i hated.
- 48:20Speaker 1: Him but then they come back and come to the
- 48:23Speaker 1: conclusion that they won't get. MARRIED i was fist, pumping.
- 48:26Speaker 1: MAN i was, like, Yes laurel, wins, Yes Laurel. Yes
- 48:32Speaker 1: and then even, Worse how do you feel When conrade
- 48:35Speaker 1: SAID i love?
- 48:35Speaker 2: YOU i was god? Smacked but what was in one of?
- 48:42Speaker 8: Them the?
- 48:42Speaker 1: Kiss?
- 48:42Speaker 2: Though so WHAT i didn't Want belly to just drop
- 48:46Speaker 2: everything and, go, YEAH i love you, too but and
- 48:49Speaker 2: like to be, fair like she handled it the way
- 48:50Speaker 2: she handled. It but literally that, night like just a
- 48:54Speaker 2: few hours, prior she was having an existential crisis To,
- 48:58Speaker 2: taylor saying, like this isn't my dream. Wedding the only
- 49:02Speaker 2: Thing i've ever dreamed about is Marrying. Conrad and then
- 49:06Speaker 2: and So taylor's like fuck fu fuck for. Fuck and
- 49:08Speaker 2: so Then belly goes, Home conrad confesses, love and she's
- 49:12Speaker 2: mad at, him AND i was, thinking, like, no you want, This,
- 49:17Speaker 2: YEAH i.
- 49:17Speaker 1: Know and then the next, Day, taylor being a good
- 49:20Speaker 1: friend with everything that's going on and she can see
- 49:23Speaker 1: it for what it, is, SAYS i don't think this
- 49:25Speaker 1: is a good. Idea and Then belly just erupts yeah
- 49:29Speaker 1: and throws it in her, face And, stephen to his,
- 49:32Speaker 1: credit comes, in don't take out all your shitty fucking
- 49:34Speaker 1: relationship on.
- 49:35Speaker 2: HER i was, Like, stephen my, man stand off for your, Girl.
- 49:39Speaker 2: Belly he's been the Th we got in trouble in
- 49:43Speaker 2: the comments last week about being Into. BELLY i not
- 49:46Speaker 2: to be, fair not in the. Comments it was MORE
- 49:48Speaker 2: i think on a post On instagram or, something And
- 49:50Speaker 2: i'm still team Fuck belly bro the.
- 49:52Speaker 1: Same, oh it pissed me off even more. So, basically
- 49:56Speaker 1: the whole season was, frustrating and she ends up In
- 49:59Speaker 1: paris and her idea is to run away from all
- 50:02Speaker 1: her problems and go To. Paris AND i was, like
- 50:04Speaker 1: how immature is? This and then just runs away From
- 50:08Speaker 1: jeremiah And jeremiah calls, her or she calls. Him she calls,
- 50:11Speaker 1: Him she calls, him and then he, says can we
- 50:13Speaker 1: make this? Work like we don't have to get married,
- 50:14Speaker 1: still we can still just? Date, yeah and then she,
- 50:17Speaker 1: GOES i don't think that will ever. Work and then
- 50:19Speaker 1: she's out here texting him every couple of.
- 50:20Speaker 2: Months it's just sorts annoying me AND i feel bad
- 50:23Speaker 2: for sing him. Along, Yeah so she calls him after going, missing,
- 50:26Speaker 2: right he, says oh my, GOD i find like he's
- 50:29Speaker 2: still in cousins after the, wedding after getting left at
- 50:31Speaker 2: the altar, nearly LIKE i know they decided, together but
- 50:33Speaker 2: he's devo and he wants to get back. Together so
- 50:36Speaker 2: she calls. Him finally he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, well
- 50:38Speaker 2: and so then she's talking and he, goes what's his
- 50:40Speaker 2: phone call? For, like you, know can we do? This
- 50:44Speaker 2: can we can we work this? Out and she goes, on, on,
- 50:47Speaker 2: No i'm going to stay In paris and he was,
- 50:50Speaker 2: like WOULD i fucking call?
- 50:51Speaker 1: Me THEN i was like, Fact and then every time
- 50:55Speaker 1: she texts him throughout the next year hopskip jumping the,
- 50:59Speaker 1: show by the, way they just go year a year
- 51:00Speaker 1: in advantage and he's not replying to text messages and
- 51:03Speaker 1: she's all but hurt about, it And i'm, thinking why
- 51:06Speaker 1: the fuck would? He, yeah you said you don't want
- 51:08Speaker 1: anything to do with, him and then you're still texting.
- 51:10Speaker 1: Him so contradictory of. Yourself so. Toxic belly the biggest
- 51:15Speaker 1: loser in all, This Like jeremiah's, fair but you, Know
- 51:21Speaker 1: conrad's selfish as.
- 51:22Speaker 2: Fuck he shouldn't have confessed his. LOVE i don't think
- 51:23Speaker 2: he should have done. It, no he shouldn't have at.
- 51:25Speaker 2: All so. Selfish jeremiah, cheater, cheater pumpkin fucking. EATER i
- 51:31Speaker 2: honestly hate. Him belly gets cheated on and then says
- 51:39Speaker 2: yes to a.
- 51:40Speaker 1: Proposal she emotionally cheated With conrad On.
- 51:43Speaker 2: Christmas she, did and she kept it From, jeremiah and
- 51:47Speaker 2: Then jeremiah uses that as an excuse to start a
- 51:49Speaker 2: fight before he goes To carbo and then go on
- 51:52Speaker 2: a break in quotes and then cheat on her look
- 51:59Speaker 2: where we're up. To who Is belly's been In paris
- 52:01Speaker 2: for about a year and she just got another year.
- 52:04Speaker 1: Lease.
- 52:05Speaker 2: Right we forgot to add That belly has a boyfriend
- 52:09Speaker 2: In paris named Like bernard or.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Something oh, yeah they kissed On New Year's eve in
- 52:13Speaker 1: the last episode and.
- 52:14Speaker 2: Then their boyfriend and girlfriend they're having sex and shit
- 52:17Speaker 2: and she full likes. Him, right she decides to stay In.
- 52:19Speaker 2: Paris i'm actually like full Team belly And benedict or
- 52:24Speaker 2: whatever his name. IS i don't, know do you remember His,
- 52:26Speaker 2: NAH i don't know. That i'm team Sexy spanish. Guy
- 52:29Speaker 2: that's WHAT i. Am. Spanish He's spanish Bro spanish From. Mexico,
- 52:33Speaker 2: Like i'm team Sexy spanish, Dude I'm i'm team stop. Watching,
- 52:38Speaker 2: Yeah i've got one more, episode but. Cliffhanger end of
- 52:41Speaker 2: the tenth. Episode there's an eleventh one coming. Out The
- 52:47Speaker 2: conrad hops on a flight to go To paris to
- 52:50Speaker 2: See belly after Sat, Seriously i'm, now, Yeah conrad needs
- 52:55Speaker 2: to just fucking let her. Go she's like living her
- 52:57Speaker 2: life In.
- 52:57Speaker 1: PARIS i thought what was going to happen was So
- 53:00Speaker 1: conrad And jeremiah go To susannah's gray for the five
- 53:05Speaker 1: year anniversary of her, death AND i thought they were
- 53:08Speaker 1: going to make a pact and be and be, like no, More,
- 53:11Speaker 1: belly it's you and. Me we're, blood we're. Brothers, yeah but,
- 53:14Speaker 1: No conrad's, Like i've been fucking righting Nor. Man and
- 53:18Speaker 1: Then jeremiah is, LIKE i can't support, this but if
- 53:20Speaker 1: that's what you want to, do that's what you gotta.
- 53:21Speaker 2: Do And i'm, like take it for. Granted AND i was, Like,
- 53:25Speaker 2: bros Fucking belly is the.
- 53:27Speaker 1: Problem don't let her get in between you. Two and
- 53:30Speaker 1: Now conrad's flying over.
- 53:31Speaker 2: There so In belly's, defense now she is making a
- 53:35Speaker 2: life for, herself, Right and Then conrad's gonna go fuck
- 53:38Speaker 2: it up by showing his face In, Paris and Now
- 53:42Speaker 2: i'm Team. Conrad can go fucking die in a plane
- 53:45Speaker 2: Craft like a bit, harsh BUT i, mean, Seriously, conrad
- 53:49Speaker 2: let her, go, BRO i.
- 53:51Speaker 1: KNOW i, know to be, Fair like now everything is
- 53:53Speaker 1: fine And jeremiah And conrad just need to salvage their
- 53:56Speaker 1: relationship and everyone's, winning But conrad can't let it.
- 53:59Speaker 2: Go, no so he has a hero. Complex.
- 54:03Speaker 1: Yeah So season, three episode, eleven the finale of the whole.
- 54:08Speaker 1: Show we're going to do a live reacts On. Patreon
- 54:12Speaker 1: we want you guys to watch it with us and
- 54:15Speaker 1: you can tell how passionate we are about. It but
- 54:19Speaker 1: that's On patreon for five dollars a month as. Well
- 54:21Speaker 1: we get the next episode every, week the Book club
- 54:23Speaker 1: early merch discount codes on top of the other discount
- 54:26Speaker 1: codes we're. Giving and the community over. There you heard
- 54:29Speaker 1: some of our lovely. Batties they're all On patreon talking
- 54:31Speaker 1: about each. Other it's a great, Community so head on over. There,
- 54:35Speaker 1: Otherwise so rating of the, season rating of the whole
- 54:39Speaker 1: show really.
- 54:42Speaker 2: Mate BECAUSE i FEEL i do feel pure emotion towards.
- 54:45Speaker 1: It like what's your rotten tomatoes?
- 54:47Speaker 2: Rating i'm going to go based off how Emotional i'm
- 54:54Speaker 2: getting towards, it, right to be honest with, you like
- 54:58Speaker 2: fucking seventy seven.
- 55:00Speaker 1: Seven, Okay i'm gonna go sixty three pretty low for.
- 55:06Speaker 1: Me this has hurted my. Soul, heard this has hurt my.
- 55:10Speaker 2: Soul my favorite part of the season, Right my favorite
- 55:15Speaker 2: part of season three is when they go out For
- 55:18Speaker 2: belly's bachelorette party and It's Anika Taylor belly and they,
- 55:23Speaker 2: go let's get some shots for and we take one
- 55:27Speaker 2: shot for everyone in our body count and then and
- 55:32Speaker 2: THEN i Think taylor says something, like, oh bellies would
- 55:34Speaker 2: only be, two And anika, goes, wait so your only
- 55:38Speaker 2: two people you've slept with Is jeremiah and his brother
- 55:43Speaker 2: and she's like yeahs, yes, yes.
- 55:45Speaker 11: And then.
- 55:48Speaker 2: And then they go what the? Fuck and Then taylor,
- 55:49Speaker 2: GOES i think the questions we should be asking is who's?
- 55:52Speaker 1: Bigger because one of them says who's better and then
- 55:55Speaker 1: one of them, GOES i think the real question is who's?
- 55:58Speaker 2: Bigger why didn't we get an?
- 56:00Speaker 1: ANSWER i know?
- 56:01Speaker 12: Who do you?
- 56:02Speaker 2: Reckon? Obviously?
- 56:03Speaker 1: CONRAD i was gonna, say joemyah, Nah conrad's, packing, BRO i,
- 56:08Speaker 1: Reckon he's got.
- 56:08Speaker 2: A little, Now comrade's got.
- 56:11Speaker 1: Me, also if anyone on my bachelor party says let's
- 56:16Speaker 1: have a shot for all your body, Can i'm gonna say, leave.
- 56:23Speaker 3: Like how?
- 56:23Speaker 1: Old how old are?
- 56:24Speaker 8: You?
- 56:24Speaker 1: Eighteen like fucking.
- 56:25Speaker 2: Leave but it just goes to show how young they
- 56:28Speaker 2: are to get.
- 56:29Speaker 1: Married, yeah, exactly, exactly, insane.
- 56:31Speaker 2: Bro all, right got to for the comments we just.
- 56:38Speaker 2: GOT i got one really good one again last week's,
- 56:41Speaker 2: episode and it's from the name On. Spotify it's From.
- 56:45Speaker 2: Spotify IT'S i l u.
- 56:47Speaker 7: X X I.
- 56:48Speaker 2: Lux but she, Commented, oh AND j recently broke up
- 56:52Speaker 2: with my boyfriend BECAUSE i got the ick and after a,
- 56:55Speaker 2: BREAK i realized he was below minimum. Effort he won't
- 56:59Speaker 2: leave me. Alone. Now he keeps spamming. Me and he
- 57:02Speaker 2: even said to, me, quote if you were A Clash royale,
- 57:05Speaker 2: card you'd be the. Log he even came to my
- 57:09Speaker 2: house and dropped off flowers when we were. Dating he
- 57:11Speaker 2: never even bought me flowers while we were. Together love
- 57:14Speaker 2: the pod, BOYS i, Replied AND i, SAID i, said
- 57:18Speaker 2: this is peak groveling in our, eyes but, honestly fuck that. Guy,
- 57:22Speaker 2: Yeah and THEN i, said, ALSO i just went and
- 57:24Speaker 2: looked up what the log card does and it could
- 57:26Speaker 2: either be an insult or a, compliment and it's it's
- 57:30Speaker 2: just a thing that destroys everything in its.
- 57:32Speaker 1: Past, oh like it's. Destroyed it's, hard he's.
- 57:36Speaker 2: Hard, Yeah SO i think he's trying TO i think
- 57:38Speaker 2: it's an, insult AND i think he's trying to say to, her,
- 57:39Speaker 2: like you're you're the log card because you just fucking
- 57:42Speaker 2: destroy everything everywhere you.
- 57:43Speaker 1: Go i'll tell you what the best feeling would be
- 57:45Speaker 1: like you've just broken up with someone and they say
- 57:47Speaker 1: you're the log card and a clash. ROYAL i would be,
- 57:49Speaker 1: Like i'm glad you're.
- 57:50Speaker 6: Not in my.
- 57:50Speaker 2: Life made the right, Decision, yeah you've made the ick run.
- 57:54Speaker 1: Deeper is the worst. Analogy it's time to sign off
- 57:59Speaker 1: the episode with a. Battie if you want to sign
- 58:01Speaker 1: off the, episode there'll be a link in the description.
- 58:03Speaker 1: Below today we are Calling. Emily.
- 58:08Speaker 6: Hello this Is.
- 58:08Speaker 2: Emily, Hello. Emily it Is jake And oddie from The.
- 58:11Speaker 2: Relatables how are? You?
- 58:13Speaker 12: Oh?
- 58:13Speaker 9: Good hell are?
- 58:14Speaker 3: You they are doing.
- 58:17Speaker 1: Fantast, terrific.
- 58:18Speaker 2: Terrific that's. Good we would like to ask if you
- 58:22Speaker 2: could kindly sign off our episode for us with with
- 58:27Speaker 2: with whatever you see.
- 58:28Speaker 1: FIT i want to preface, Actually, EMILY i replied to
- 58:31Speaker 1: you On, instagram AND i don't want to put any
- 58:33Speaker 1: pressure on the. Situation but you did say you had
- 58:36Speaker 1: some great, advice.
- 58:40Speaker 6: So, yeah it's it's it's good. ADVICE i think.
- 58:44Speaker 10: It's sort of it comes from a like an experience
- 58:47Speaker 10: THAT i recently just, had and It's i'll tell the
- 58:51Speaker 10: story and Then i'll give the.
- 58:53Speaker 2: Advice, Okay, okay we're here for. It.
- 58:56Speaker 10: Okay so recently it was my best friend's wedding and
- 59:02Speaker 10: at some point during the, reception her AND i we
- 59:04Speaker 10: went inside to the inside bathroom to fix up her
- 59:07Speaker 10: wedding gown and.
- 59:10Speaker 6: Silence.
- 59:10Speaker 10: It we heard some very loud breathing and moaning coming
- 59:15Speaker 10: from the last, stall and as it turns, out it
- 59:19Speaker 10: was two chicks in the butt like in the last,
- 59:22Speaker 10: stool and they were scissoring from.
- 59:31Speaker 2: This did we know the, Girls, no, no we didn't know.
- 59:36Speaker 10: Them they were complete random and this has inspired me
- 59:40Speaker 10: to share this piece of advice for all the bathroom
- 59:42Speaker 10: scissoring gals out. There don't run with scissors and never
- 59:47Speaker 10: scissor with the. Runs oh.
- 59:56Speaker 1: That's a good. One that's might be my. Favorite. Emily
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: that is the best advice we have ever.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: Ever, oh thank you so.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: Much, no thank.
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: YOU i have a wonderful.
- 1:00:10Speaker 10: Day you're, too, Too.
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: Sue that's an original From. Emily, guys so you heard
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: it here. First don't run with scissors and don't scissor
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: with the. Wrongs stay.
- 1:00:25Speaker 11: Mad we love.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: You