Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Where the Magic Happens | Son of a Boy Dad #147
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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- 0:08Speaker 1: can listen ad free on Amazon Music.
- 0:11Speaker 2: Man, I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there,
- 0:13Speaker 2: you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
- 0:16Speaker 2: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
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- 1:01Speaker 1: All right, we're doing it, We're doing.
- 1:03Speaker 3: It, alrighty we're back. Welcome back to the Son of
- 1:06Speaker 3: a Boy Dad podcast. Today. It is Monday, November sixth, Man,
- 1:15Speaker 3: November is really just flying by, Man.
- 1:18Speaker 1: I can't believe we're into the depths of fall right now.
- 1:21Speaker 1: You feel that, you taste that, I feel that seasonal depression.
- 1:25Speaker 3: No, I love it.
- 1:26Speaker 1: Really.
- 1:27Speaker 3: It is dark as hell out already, though. I don't
- 1:28Speaker 3: like that at all. Good for the podcast though. About
- 1:31Speaker 3: the lightning, I know that's what I was kind of.
- 1:33Speaker 1: That was the blessing of daylight savings time. It was
- 1:35Speaker 1: originally intended for the farmers and the crops, and now
- 1:38Speaker 1: it's used by the podcasters in the late afternoon. Oh, man,
- 1:43Speaker 1: as the sun sets behind the beautiful block of the
- 1:47Speaker 1: whatever village neighborhood we're in right now, the west brother, Oh,
- 1:51Speaker 1: I don't want to dox you, but if you want
- 1:52Speaker 1: to dox it.
- 1:52Speaker 3: We can say the full street. Let that shit be known.
- 1:55Speaker 3: We're right by the King Shop.
- 1:56Speaker 1: We could just say we're right by that shop.
- 1:58Speaker 3: There's like a million like what like a the locksmith
- 2:02Speaker 3: there's like ten thousand locksmiths within like five minutes of here.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Not the one that people are congregating to take pictures around.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Really do people do that?
- 2:09Speaker 1: I saw a gaggle of Asian tourists taking pictures of
- 2:12Speaker 1: that quaint locksmith shop.
- 2:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:15Speaker 1: I was about to go in with my phone because
- 2:17Speaker 1: that shit is fucking dude.
- 2:19Speaker 3: You know what was really funny. I was gonna say
- 2:21Speaker 3: something nasty about the Asians, but I decided, a'll change
- 2:23Speaker 3: the topic. I uh, well, whether it no, I wasn't.
- 2:28Speaker 3: I was just gonna say they take like their funny
- 2:30Speaker 3: tourists because they just take pictures in front of everything.
- 2:33Speaker 1: But well, I mean that's probably how we are in
- 2:35Speaker 1: their country too. Oh yeah, like we're like they don't
- 2:37Speaker 1: fucking speak a word of English. They just cross the street. Yeah,
- 2:40Speaker 1: they don't care about draft. That's exactly how we are probably. Yeah,
- 2:43Speaker 1: they just like say true want louder?
- 2:45Speaker 3: That's true?
- 2:47Speaker 1: Where is the train station?
- 2:51Speaker 3: Dude? I was looking up?
- 2:52Speaker 5: Uh.
- 2:53Speaker 3: I So on Saturday, I had to go home early
- 2:57Speaker 3: as fuck, and I had like a traveling was a nightmare.
- 3:00Speaker 1: From Raleigh through Philly up to Boston.
- 3:02Speaker 3: Yeah, but I had to sleep in like the airport
- 3:03Speaker 3: hotel for like an hour and then I woke up
- 3:06Speaker 3: and I flew to Boston and then uber home. Blah
- 3:08Speaker 3: blah blah. And so that night I was like so
- 3:12Speaker 3: fucking tired, like like zombie, and I went to bed
- 3:16Speaker 3: at seven pm and I woke up at three am,
- 3:19Speaker 3: and I never went back to bed because it was
- 3:21Speaker 3: like and it was also daylight saving so I'd already
- 3:23Speaker 3: slept for nine hours, eight hours, no nine, because it
- 3:27Speaker 3: was so I was like, I don't really know, like
- 3:30Speaker 3: how I can't How much can one person sleep? Right?
- 3:32Speaker 3: I was like, well, there's no way gonna make it
- 3:34Speaker 3: to like eight am.
- 3:35Speaker 1: They said Lebron James sleeps for like fifteen hours a day.
- 3:37Speaker 3: Well that's because Lebron's got a busy ass schedule.
- 3:40Speaker 1: No what, No, he sleeps for fifteen hours.
- 3:42Speaker 3: They say that. They say that Joe Burgh goes to
- 3:44Speaker 3: bed at seven or eight.
- 3:46Speaker 1: I think these guys' bodies just need to recover.
- 3:48Speaker 3: That's probably, yeah, they probably can. Like, there was no
- 3:50Speaker 3: reason for me to be sleeping any longer. I've already
- 3:52Speaker 3: caught up on my sleep.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Your body, there's no recovering to do. No, there's no
- 3:55Speaker 1: wear and tear exactly.
- 3:57Speaker 3: So I was just like scrolling on my phone and
- 4:02Speaker 3: eventually I started thinking about Delta miles again, and uh,
- 4:07Speaker 3: and I was like, I want to go on a
- 4:09Speaker 3: vacation in December, or maybe travel somewhere and go fishing
- 4:13Speaker 3: so that I can get my so I can get
- 4:14Speaker 3: to hopefully Diamond.
- 4:17Speaker 1: Wait, I hope I know where you're going with this.
- 4:19Speaker 3: I don't want to get too deep into this delta
- 4:21Speaker 3: sky miles part of it. Course, of course, that's so
- 4:24Speaker 3: we're switching to the vacation part of it, right, So
- 4:26Speaker 3: I think this has to be a record. We're like
- 4:27Speaker 3: two minutes in and we're already talking.
- 4:28Speaker 1: I'm not talking about it. No, No, I think I
- 4:30Speaker 1: know where you're going. Keep going.
- 4:31Speaker 3: So I was googling, like best places to go on
- 4:35Speaker 3: vacation in the winter, Yeah, and I'm like, I'm looking
- 4:38Speaker 3: at a bunch of places. I started off just looking
- 4:39Speaker 3: at like best fly fishing places. Iceland's number one, which
- 4:42Speaker 3: then just made me really depressed because we didn't catch
- 4:44Speaker 3: anything in.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Iceland because you blew that trip. Yeah.
- 4:47Speaker 3: So I was looking at Patagonia and I was like, oh,
- 4:49Speaker 3: this could be fucking awesome. Elx, like always wanted to.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Where Pagonia South America, the western coast of South America.
- 4:54Speaker 3: Yes, And I was like, that could be awesome, And
- 4:55Speaker 3: then I looked it up and I was like, oh shit,
- 4:57Speaker 3: I don't know it was that hard to get to. Yeah,
- 4:58Speaker 3: it's like a full day fly. It's like two thousand
- 5:01Speaker 3: dollars from main cabin. So yeah, but it wouldn't be
- 5:04Speaker 3: a lot of miles if I was flying main So
- 5:05Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I'm not gonna do that.
- 5:07Speaker 3: So then I just googled it, and I googled like
- 5:09Speaker 3: best vacation destinations for the winter, and number one was
- 5:13Speaker 3: somewhere in Austria looked beautiful. Number two was Greenland. It
- 5:20Speaker 3: was all like snowy, like skiing type places. Yeah, shit
- 5:23Speaker 3: like that. You'll never guess what number three was. Saint Louis, Missouri. Dude,
- 5:35Speaker 3: the description of it. It had to have been someone
- 5:38Speaker 3: that is not from America that made the list and
- 5:41Speaker 3: probably also uh, like their only place they've ever been
- 5:44Speaker 3: in the United States was Saint Louis, Missouri. It was
- 5:46Speaker 3: like it was like foodies across the world flocked to
- 5:50Speaker 3: Saint Louis to try the diverse dishes, and then it
- 5:53Speaker 3: was like there was like with many things to do,
- 5:56Speaker 3: such as taking a selfie in front of the famous
- 5:59Speaker 3: arc or going to see the local hockey team, the
- 6:03Speaker 3: Saint Louis Blues. Oh, and I was like, those are
- 6:06Speaker 3: the only two things to do in Saint Louis, and
- 6:08Speaker 3: the arc is so lame.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Come to Saint Louis saying get in a fistfight at
- 6:12Speaker 1: a Hooters restaurant.
- 6:15Speaker 3: Dude, isn't it like the most dangerous city in the
- 6:16Speaker 3: country right now?
- 6:18Speaker 1: It's it's I don't know if it's the most dangerous,
- 6:20Speaker 1: but it's not like a destination in any way or
- 6:24Speaker 1: shape or form.
- 6:25Speaker 3: It's honestly like it's probably bottom ten destinations to go
- 6:29Speaker 3: to in the United.
- 6:30Speaker 1: States, bottom ten cities, Yeah, for sure.
- 6:32Speaker 3: But anyways, I'm gonna be I want to start off
- 6:34Speaker 3: with XU. I'm gonna be in Saint Louis next weekend,
- 6:36Speaker 3: so uh, five shows, come on out, see me, let's
- 6:39Speaker 3: have a good time.
- 6:40Speaker 1: It's the perfect thing to do in winter.
- 6:41Speaker 3: It's the perfect place.
- 6:42Speaker 1: So heckl a stand up comedian exactly.
- 6:45Speaker 3: And yeah, if you're visiting from out of the country
- 6:47Speaker 3: and you're like, do you think people in that visit
- 6:50Speaker 3: like the United States? Do you think they visit it
- 6:52Speaker 3: like how we would visit, Like like when I went
- 6:53Speaker 3: to Iceland. I was like, oh, we got to go
- 6:55Speaker 3: around the whole country. The people go to the United
- 6:56Speaker 3: States and they're like expecting to be able to drive
- 6:59Speaker 3: from New York to California and they land and they're like,
- 7:01Speaker 3: oh shit, that's like a two day drive.
- 7:02Speaker 1: I do think that like ninety percent of people, specifically women,
- 7:06Speaker 1: just that don't understand geography.
- 7:07Speaker 3: And I think too, I don't have to understand it
- 7:10Speaker 3: at all. Yeah. I didn't know Australia was so goddamn big.
- 7:14Speaker 3: Is huge.
- 7:15Speaker 1: You can't drive around it at all.
- 7:16Speaker 3: Oh there's like, dude, you could take like ten hour
- 7:18Speaker 3: flights within Australia.
- 7:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's crazy. It's it's vast, it's a and
- 7:23Speaker 1: the middle of Australia has absolutely nothing going on. But
- 7:26Speaker 1: I think that when people come to America, I think
- 7:28Speaker 1: that they want to go to like New York, Miami
- 7:31Speaker 1: or California Miami.
- 7:34Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I don't know where I would go. I
- 7:36Speaker 3: guess you wouldn't really be traveling to the United States
- 7:38Speaker 3: to go to like Colorado or Wyoming, because they got
- 7:41Speaker 3: that shit in other countries.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Yeah they got Wyoming at home.
- 7:43Speaker 3: Yeah they got I got mountains, bigger mountains.
- 7:45Speaker 1: Probably at all. At every other country has bigger mountains
- 7:48Speaker 1: than Wyoming.
- 7:49Speaker 3: True, Wyoming's got some big mountains, though.
- 7:51Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm joking. Every other country doesn't have that.
- 7:53Speaker 1: It's not like every country has that. Well, a lot
- 7:55Speaker 1: of them do, but a lot of people are coming
- 7:57Speaker 1: from countries that like have nothing, that are like Central
- 8:00Speaker 1: America or some shit like that.
- 8:02Speaker 3: But why would you want to go to Central America.
- 8:03Speaker 1: No, I'm saying people are coming from Central America to
- 8:05Speaker 1: see America, to see the United States and want to
- 8:07Speaker 1: see it in a different way.
- 8:08Speaker 3: Oh oh oh, I see like the Midwest, not actual
- 8:12Speaker 3: Central America.
- 8:15Speaker 1: You con said it the Midwest.
- 8:16Speaker 3: I don't know. I thought you were just like making
- 8:17Speaker 3: up some new lingo for it.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Dude from Chicago, But.
- 8:21Speaker 3: Like Chicago, I would put that above. I mean, dude,
- 8:23Speaker 3: Saint Louis like no offense that Saint Louis. People obviously
- 8:25Speaker 3: got love that city and I can't wait to perform there.
- 8:28Speaker 3: But it is like they I think they would even
- 8:30Speaker 3: admit like putting that on the top three on Earth
- 8:34Speaker 3: on Earth, Austria, Greenland, Saint Louis, Missouri top three winter
- 8:40Speaker 3: destinations on Earth.
- 8:41Speaker 1: They had one good thing going for them, and it
- 8:43Speaker 1: was the Saint Louis Rams, and that bastard Stan Kronky
- 8:46Speaker 1: ripped the Saint Louis Rams from their city and put
- 8:48Speaker 1: them in Los Angeles. That was like the only thing
- 8:51Speaker 1: that they had going off.
- 8:52Speaker 3: The blues used to be really good when they had
- 8:54Speaker 3: tj Oshi.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Oh yeah, back when they had Oshi. Yeah, kid's a fucking.
- 9:01Speaker 3: Oh she was the goat, hey Bud.
- 9:05Speaker 1: He is a fucking legend. But yeah, dude, Saint Louis
- 9:08Speaker 1: is a disgusting city. I went there and did a
- 9:10Speaker 1: video one time, and they're like, you have to go
- 9:12Speaker 1: to this one barbecue place. It's like this famous barbecue place.
- 9:15Speaker 1: It was the nastiest fucking It was such a low
- 9:19Speaker 1: form of barbecue that it almost it almost turned me
- 9:22Speaker 1: off of the genre of barbecue.
- 9:23Speaker 3: Not surprised.
- 9:24Speaker 1: It almost made me dislike barbecue as a whole. But
- 9:26Speaker 1: I bet that list was paid for by the city
- 9:29Speaker 1: of Saint Louis.
- 9:31Speaker 3: You think I didn't eve, dude, I didn't even finish that.
- 9:33Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you what number four was because I
- 9:35Speaker 3: got off the list instantly.
- 9:36Speaker 1: Anytime I google a list and it's like the ten best,
- 9:40Speaker 1: like hotels in the Caribbean or some shit like that.
- 9:43Speaker 1: It's always it's always like by Condy Nast or some
- 9:48Speaker 1: travel brand and it's all paid for it. It's all
- 9:50Speaker 1: it's like a marketing wing of like these these specific
- 9:53Speaker 1: places that has to have been paid for by Saint Louis.
- 9:55Speaker 3: Problem.
- 9:56Speaker 1: No one is going to Saint Louis unless you are
- 9:58Speaker 1: dying to get shot.
- 9:59Speaker 3: Yeah. It just I trusted the list on the first
- 10:02Speaker 3: two because I was like, oh, this is like it's different,
- 10:04Speaker 3: Like it's not like gonna give me the typical like
- 10:06Speaker 3: go to Vail and then it's like ten thousand dollars
- 10:09Speaker 3: for a hotel.
- 10:10Speaker 1: Room for Breckenridge.
- 10:11Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Like I don't have bread to be thrown
- 10:13Speaker 3: around like that at all.
- 10:15Speaker 1: Yeah. You just basically want to go touch the wall
- 10:17Speaker 1: in a different city.
- 10:18Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. I want to go fishing is what
- 10:20Speaker 3: I want to do.
- 10:20Speaker 1: But I like how you said it was to Saint
- 10:22Speaker 1: Louis arc.
- 10:24Speaker 3: What is it called arch? The arch?
- 10:27Speaker 1: I think arc is like what Noah's Noah, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 10:31Speaker 1: that's the boat where we went to do fucking idiot, got.
- 10:35Speaker 3: A lot going on. Bro just tried to fucking figure
- 10:37Speaker 3: this shit out for another hour and a half.
- 10:38Speaker 1: No, that shit was It is cool.
- 10:40Speaker 3: How every single time we go to do it, just
- 10:41Speaker 3: something messes up and then you just got to sit
- 10:43Speaker 3: and watch fucking dudes with the heaviest accents on Earth
- 10:47Speaker 3: breakdown how to use stream labs?
- 10:50Speaker 1: How did they know?
- 10:51Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 10:52Speaker 1: How do the guys who do YouTube tutorial videos on
- 10:55Speaker 1: stream labs know how to do that shit?
- 10:56Speaker 3: I don't know, but I think that's how they like
- 10:58Speaker 3: make I think their entire livelihood is like troubleshooting shit.
- 11:03Speaker 1: How like, yeah, it's super impressive, but there's a to
- 11:07Speaker 1: do video about everything.
- 11:08Speaker 3: Yeah except for this for the fucking camlink.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Well maybe you need to make one, bro, Yeah.
- 11:14Speaker 3: Maybe I will. I was literally thinking about that when
- 11:15Speaker 3: I was doing it. I was like, if I can
- 11:16Speaker 3: figure this out, because dude, there's hundreds of people being like,
- 11:19Speaker 3: how do you fix this? And there's no answer.
- 11:21Speaker 1: The son of a boy that YouTube can't get over
- 11:23Speaker 1: a hundred thousand until sas starts.
- 11:25Speaker 3: Oh dude, if I made this video, it would go
- 11:27Speaker 3: fucking massively viral. I will make it. I will make
- 11:30Speaker 3: the video if I can figure this out today.
- 11:32Speaker 1: No, you won't.
- 11:33Speaker 3: I swear to God, I will. It'll talk in a
- 11:35Speaker 3: heavy accent.
- 11:37Speaker 1: Let me hear what the accent is gonna sound like.
- 11:39Speaker 3: Today we're going to be doing I can't even I
- 11:42Speaker 3: can't even really do that.
- 11:43Speaker 1: So that was a good start.
- 11:46Speaker 3: Hello YouTube, Hello YouTube. Today we are going to be
- 11:49Speaker 3: doing the Camlink four k elegato, connecting it to stream
- 11:54Speaker 3: Labs desktop black screen troubleshooting. And then just like the
- 11:58Speaker 3: heaviest DM you've ever heard comes in.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Dude. Because I couldn't tell if that was European or
- 12:03Speaker 1: I couldn't tell Chinese.
- 12:05Speaker 3: I can't only do Indian if I just heard an
- 12:07Speaker 3: Indian dude talk.
- 12:08Speaker 1: But that was like the perfectly non racist accent. Yeah,
- 12:10Speaker 1: that was pretty neutral. It was just like a little
- 12:11Speaker 1: bit of taste of everything.
- 12:12Speaker 3: That was pretty neutral.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Yeah, that was beautiful.
- 12:14Speaker 3: What is an Indy you do? An Indian dude? I
- 12:16Speaker 3: don't think there I go. They were going to be
- 12:21Speaker 3: talking about Kambling. The Kambling four came produced by lots
- 12:28Speaker 3: of people happened having questions about it.
- 12:35Speaker 1: They're gonna get us, bro I got spooked the first
- 12:37Speaker 1: time I did an improv show, I got in trouble.
- 12:39Speaker 1: I did an Indian accent. That was my mistake first
- 12:42Speaker 1: is doing an improv dude.
- 12:43Speaker 3: You the accent thing is dumb because it's like everyone
- 12:45Speaker 3: does accents. People do accents of white dudes all the time.
- 12:47Speaker 3: That's like how Dave Chappelle got famous.
- 12:50Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're the oppressor true, well in India. I
- 12:53Speaker 1: guess it depends on where you are in the casts. Yeah,
- 12:56Speaker 1: some of the Indians. For the record, this is the
- 12:58Speaker 1: accent of an oppressive in person. So what do you want?
- 13:05Speaker 3: Many people have been talking about have they been having
- 13:08Speaker 3: trouble going live on stream labs.
- 13:11Speaker 1: What you need to do is you need to if you.
- 13:16Speaker 3: I think I don't know what the problem is. But yeah,
- 13:18Speaker 3: for those for for my audio heads out there pretty
- 13:20Speaker 3: much or not my audio heads, my video heads. I
- 13:22Speaker 3: guess my cam link it's uh, it's connected to the
- 13:26Speaker 3: laptop and it's just not showing up as it's not
- 13:31Speaker 3: coming up like it's coming up as a blank screen
- 13:33Speaker 3: even though it's projecting onto laptop. I don't know why.
- 13:36Speaker 3: Bro on the fucking camlink website and one of the
- 13:39Speaker 3: things was like make sure the camera lid is off.
- 13:42Speaker 3: That's probably like nine that kissed me off there's got
- 13:45Speaker 3: to be a chack. I will say I did check
- 13:47Speaker 3: when they said that.
- 13:50Speaker 1: Make sure camera is on. I also just watched you
- 13:53Speaker 1: blow into the well.
- 13:55Speaker 3: That's last resort. The really last resort is you just
- 13:58Speaker 3: start smacking the side of the.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Camera or I mean turn it off, turn it on.
- 14:01Speaker 3: I'd tried that, you set the laptop everything.
- 14:05Speaker 1: That is the very first resort.
- 14:07Speaker 3: But yeah, if I figure this out, I will make
- 14:08Speaker 3: its storial video and I'll make it on a new channel.
- 14:11Speaker 3: I'll call it like sass tech advice.
- 14:15Speaker 1: Bro. I had the most fire Indian I've had two
- 14:17Speaker 1: Indian food experiences this week, and really I haven't had
- 14:20Speaker 1: Indian food in so long. You got to get some
- 14:23Speaker 1: what do you have? I went to this place called Sema.
- 14:25Speaker 1: It's like a nice high end Indian restaurant. Bro. There
- 14:31Speaker 1: they have some fucking cuisine over there.
- 14:33Speaker 3: Sam aware is this?
- 14:34Speaker 1: I think it's around here? Oh, I don't think it's
- 14:36Speaker 1: that far from here. Yeah, if you want to triangulate
- 14:38Speaker 1: where Sas is not far from Sema. But spicy ass food,
- 14:43Speaker 1: Oh yeah, delicious spicy ass food and their their use
- 14:47Speaker 1: of spices. Some govert streaminer the wine with the rogan
- 14:51Speaker 1: jam some darvert streamer govert, got some chicken tak massaler,
- 14:59Speaker 1: I got a lamb hindualoo, chicken korma, beef rogan josh.
- 15:04Speaker 3: I fucking love chicken tea, kerma.
- 15:06Speaker 1: Soler, gulab jamu, some simosis a mango lossy.
- 15:12Speaker 3: And then do you just have any sake? Take going
- 15:17Speaker 3: to a fucking Asian restaurant. Yeah, and then we'll just
- 15:20Speaker 3: do a couple of those shots of the sake. Do
- 15:22Speaker 3: you have some omakassi and some sake? That's literally me.
- 15:28Speaker 3: I can't. I can't. I can't pronounce words unless I've
- 15:32Speaker 3: heard them out loud.
- 15:33Speaker 1: It's such bullshit when restaurants will put the put like
- 15:36Speaker 1: a list of the what makes up a dish, and
- 15:40Speaker 1: you don't know what any of them are, Like, how
- 15:42Speaker 1: am I supposed to know what this is?
- 15:44Speaker 3: The good ones they'll put the description with what it.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Is, but that's like a bad restaurant. These people are
- 15:50Speaker 1: so fucking stupid that, like the fine dining is like
- 15:54Speaker 1: eight ingredients you've never heard before, And if you ask them,
- 15:58Speaker 1: the waiter is gonna make fun of you to like
- 16:00Speaker 1: the chef, He's gonna, oh, yeah, you don't have to
- 16:02Speaker 1: cook this ship.
- 16:03Speaker 3: Yeah he's spitting this. They'll be like just putting no
- 16:05Speaker 3: seasoning on it. That's how they want it.
- 16:06Speaker 1: They're a fucking idiot. Just try the fuck out of it.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Just burn it to ship. They're fucking idiots.
- 16:12Speaker 3: I haven't been to like an authentic restaurant in Ages.
- 16:15Speaker 3: The fuck is it authentic like a or like a
- 16:19Speaker 3: foreign I don't know. All I eat is just fucking
- 16:23Speaker 3: ship out of bins. All my food comes in a
- 16:26Speaker 3: massive box. I did find a box of food downftairs
- 16:30Speaker 3: and I lug it up to my apartment.
- 16:32Speaker 1: The only thing I've been eating is pizza, and that's
- 16:34Speaker 1: why I've been crushing pie Win. Oh fuck yeah, pull
- 16:37Speaker 1: up that piewine, bro.
- 16:38Speaker 3: We're doing this ad right now. Yeah, all right, well
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- 16:41Speaker 1: Well, no, they said it our weekend, Our weekend update
- 16:45Speaker 1: they wanted is actually sponsored by pie Wine. So since
- 16:47Speaker 1: we just talked about what we did on the weekend.
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- 16:53Speaker 1: Talk about this freaking pie wine that we got right
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- 16:56Speaker 6: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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- 17:26Speaker 3: one a little pie.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to go start going to authentic restaurants, though,
- 17:31Speaker 1: spend that long. It's been so long since ide some
- 17:34Speaker 1: authentic food.
- 17:36Speaker 3: I haven't had an authentic food, and like a real
- 17:38Speaker 3: like a classic dish, like a good dish. My dishes
- 17:43Speaker 3: are just like tomato, rice, spinach, chicken. That's what it
- 17:48Speaker 3: just says on the box. And then I'm like, oh,
- 17:50Speaker 3: that sounds like a good.
- 17:50Speaker 1: Dinner, deconstructed ingredients. Honestly, I give you credit because that's
- 17:56Speaker 1: you trying to eat healthy.
- 17:57Speaker 3: Yeah, well it is healthy, that's what I mean.
- 18:01Speaker 1: You're like, you're going out of your way to eat healthy. Yeah,
- 18:03Speaker 1: you have a sauce. Some of these Indian sauces, you
- 18:05Speaker 1: don't know what's in it.
- 18:07Speaker 3: Problem for Yeah, yeah, I think I told you about
- 18:09Speaker 3: that a while ago. How For, like, when I lived
- 18:11Speaker 3: in Hell's Kitchen, I was eating chicken tika masala like
- 18:14Speaker 3: three nights a week because I was like, oh, this
- 18:16Speaker 3: is just chicken. And then I realized I looked it
- 18:19Speaker 3: up and it was like, I looked up, is chicken
- 18:20Speaker 3: teak and masala good for you? And it says no,
- 18:26Speaker 3: It's like it's all cream and fat. It is terrible
- 18:30Speaker 3: for you.
- 18:30Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just nothing. It's just absolutely not Yeah. They
- 18:33Speaker 1: use so much heavy cream in their in their sauces,
- 18:37Speaker 1: which makes their sauces great. It is the key to
- 18:39Speaker 1: a great sauce. I'd love to go out to some
- 18:41Speaker 1: uh some restaurants with you, especially if we're gonna keep
- 18:44Speaker 1: on recording from here from you know, and.
- 18:46Speaker 3: Yeah, I know we could hit the hit the village
- 18:47Speaker 3: after hit the village, after so much in the village there, honestly,
- 18:51Speaker 3: is I know you're actually missing out on all the
- 18:53Speaker 3: cool shit that's going on all around you. I go everywhere, dude,
- 18:56Speaker 3: I see everything you just said.
- 18:57Speaker 1: You haven't had an authentic meal, which doesn't mean anything.
- 19:00Speaker 3: Well, I don't eat I don't eat out, That's what
- 19:02Speaker 3: I mean.
- 19:03Speaker 1: That's a shame.
- 19:03Speaker 3: Brother, un as I get out of this stand sorry, lady,
- 19:06Speaker 3: I get the steak, crush the steak. That's the thing
- 19:08Speaker 3: is like, once you get a good meal, once you
- 19:09Speaker 3: get all you need is one good meal a week,
- 19:11Speaker 3: keep you going, and then you just eat shit the
- 19:13Speaker 3: rest of the week, not even shit, but you eat
- 19:15Speaker 3: like healthy.
- 19:16Speaker 1: Yeah, or yeah, you're not an indulgent go out meal.
- 19:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:20Speaker 1: So when you were going through this stuff about traveling
- 19:24Speaker 1: in a trip in December, and I was like, I
- 19:26Speaker 1: think I know where you're going. I think I know
- 19:27Speaker 1: where you're going. I thought that you were gonna be
- 19:30Speaker 1: like we should go somewhere and record there.
- 19:32Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we could do that. Where we should? You know,
- 19:37Speaker 3: I don't know where. I don't know where we would
- 19:39Speaker 3: go though, but just somewhere to wrack up miles. Yeah,
- 19:41Speaker 3: I know it would be good. It's just a tough
- 19:43Speaker 3: uh the winter time. It's tough to fucking get out
- 19:46Speaker 3: and you know what I mean, what do you mean
- 19:47Speaker 3: it's tough to go see the world in the winter.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Yeah, but we go somewhere where we're we go, get
- 19:51Speaker 1: to a cabin somewhere to get our miles?
- 19:56Speaker 3: Where we go?
- 19:57Speaker 1: Where is it far? Where's far away from here?
- 20:00Speaker 3: Oregon? I was just in Oregon.
- 20:03Speaker 1: I would love to go to Oregon. Organ's nice Oregon rules.
- 20:06Speaker 1: I've been dying to get out to the PNDU.
- 20:08Speaker 3: But is that even far enough? Maybe we should just
- 20:10Speaker 3: say fucking just go to Australia for Delta. Yeah, do
- 20:14Speaker 3: they not have flights.
- 20:15Speaker 1: For our Australian tour?
- 20:16Speaker 3: Do they don't have flights like four?
- 20:18Speaker 1: It's like a four flight layover. I think it's some bullshit.
- 20:21Speaker 1: But Oregon twice, Oregon back, Oregon back, Yeah, that would
- 20:24Speaker 1: be big. I feel like that would really put a
- 20:27Speaker 1: fucking dent in it.
- 20:29Speaker 3: If we went there and back and then went back
- 20:31Speaker 3: to If we went there and back and then back there,
- 20:34Speaker 3: It's like if we went from New York to Oregon,
- 20:37Speaker 3: to New York to New York to Oregon, and then
- 20:39Speaker 3: we finally went to Oregon on the like the first time.
- 20:41Speaker 3: We just go back and forth right away. Yes, we
- 20:43Speaker 3: spend like.
- 20:44Speaker 1: Old miles miles miles miles and.
- 20:46Speaker 3: Then we land.
- 20:47Speaker 1: That would like it would be a big reward twenty
- 20:49Speaker 1: four hours. Yeah, of flying because it's six hours, six hours,
- 20:53Speaker 1: six hours.
- 20:54Speaker 3: And then I would deserved this.
- 20:56Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we stay and then we get our
- 20:58Speaker 1: six hours back.
- 20:59Speaker 3: Great salmon fishing out there too.
- 21:01Speaker 1: Bro, I've been dying to go to the Pacific Northwest.
- 21:04Speaker 1: I find it so lush. I truly find it lush.
- 21:08Speaker 3: It is very lush.
- 21:08Speaker 1: We go to Vancouver too, never been to Vancouver.
- 21:11Speaker 3: It's very close. Dude.
- 21:12Speaker 1: You have your pass support.
- 21:14Speaker 3: I do have my pass support. Also got my real ID,
- 21:16Speaker 3: which I believe double's down as a pass support when
- 21:18Speaker 3: you go to Canada, Bro.
- 21:19Speaker 1: I need my real ID, Actually I need my You
- 21:22Speaker 1: need your TSA pre check, Bro. I saw that line.
- 21:26Speaker 3: At four thirty in the morning. Dude in what world?
- 21:30Speaker 3: And fourth like, dude, Luckily I woke up early.
- 21:33Speaker 1: What if you hadn't, I.
- 21:34Speaker 3: Would have missed the funeral that I was going to,
- 21:36Speaker 3: which would have been a fucking disaster for who my family?
- 21:41Speaker 3: They would have been.
- 21:42Speaker 1: So mad, I mean, the guys already.
- 21:45Speaker 3: I came home. I came home hot out of the uber.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Yeah, how what do you mean hot? You're pissed or
- 21:52Speaker 1: you just were just.
- 21:53Speaker 3: A lot of questions, oh oh, And I was like,
- 21:55Speaker 3: and by the way, I'm leaving tomorrow. Could they like that?
- 22:00Speaker 3: But then I ended up by I cooled down. I
- 22:03Speaker 3: just was I mean, I was running on eight.
- 22:04Speaker 1: Dude, Wait are you talking about the uber into Philly
- 22:09Speaker 1: or the Uber into into massa Chusett into Massachusetts. What
- 22:12Speaker 1: kind of questions were they hitting you with?
- 22:14Speaker 3: They were just like We're like, they were like everyone
- 22:16Speaker 3: thought that. I was just like, woke up early and
- 22:17Speaker 3: flew from North Carolina. No, no, no, they didn't know that.
- 22:21Speaker 3: I got off of stage, grabbed my bag, ubered to
- 22:24Speaker 3: the airport, flew Frontier, which, by the way, is insane,
- 22:28Speaker 3: the Green one. Dude, crazy?
- 22:31Speaker 1: What was bad about it?
- 22:32Speaker 3: Dude? You know when you're like, have you ever flown
- 22:35Speaker 3: like a shit airline like that?
- 22:36Speaker 1: Of course?
- 22:37Speaker 3: Yeah, like Spirit or Frontier Southwest?
- 22:39Speaker 1: Of course, so.
- 22:40Speaker 3: I'd never flown I've flown Spirit and I've flown Southwest
- 22:43Speaker 3: a bunch Southwest. Isn't that bad? Spirit's terrible? Frontier? I
- 22:48Speaker 3: was like, all right, I mean it's like, how bad?
- 22:49Speaker 3: Are like? These aren't that bad?
- 22:51Speaker 1: Well, you have to detail what was bad.
- 22:53Speaker 3: That's the thing is, like you're like they're all like
- 22:54Speaker 3: it is still like a trained pilot and like flight
- 22:57Speaker 3: attendant this year, like it's not gonna be like that.
- 22:59Speaker 3: Crazy dude. It was crazier than I could have even imagined.
- 23:03Speaker 3: You have to say what things flight attendants were nuts, dude, crazy.
- 23:08Speaker 1: But probably because they're dealing with the dregs of society.
- 23:11Speaker 3: Dude. No, they were having a blast. They were having
- 23:15Speaker 3: the time of their lives. But it was I mean, dude,
- 23:17Speaker 3: so if they're having fun, how are you having fun?
- 23:19Speaker 3: I was, I mean, dude, I was cracking up. I
- 23:21Speaker 3: didn't even have my headphones in for the first thirty
- 23:23Speaker 3: minutes because I was just laughing the whole I was
- 23:25Speaker 3: front row. First of all, there's no one on the plane.
- 23:29Speaker 3: Everyone had a row to themselves. Oh really, yeah, everyone
- 23:32Speaker 3: had their own row. The plane is completely empty. There's
- 23:35Speaker 3: this lady in the back who's like, first of all,
- 23:37Speaker 3: they're trying to close the doors, uh fifteen minutes before
- 23:41Speaker 3: it says doors closed, and they're like, we got one
- 23:43Speaker 3: more guy left, and this lady's like, it's my husband.
- 23:45Speaker 3: He's on his way here. He just got through security.
- 23:48Speaker 3: And they're like, all right, well, you better hurry up
- 23:50Speaker 3: because we'll close that door on his ass. We do
- 23:52Speaker 3: not care. Swear to God. They say that, and then
- 23:55Speaker 3: they're all like sitting there like eating like nuts, and
- 23:57Speaker 3: they're like, a bitch, I will close the door on
- 23:59Speaker 3: his ass. I do not give fuck. Like no, this
- 24:02Speaker 3: is like word for word, that's what they're saying, like
- 24:05Speaker 3: swearing like they don't give a they don't give a shit.
- 24:07Speaker 1: I feel like if someone vouches for you on most airlines,
- 24:10Speaker 1: they'll hold the plane past the time.
- 24:12Speaker 3: Pass the time, dude, we work fifteen minutes out from
- 24:14Speaker 3: the time, and they're like, we will close the door
- 24:17Speaker 3: on his ass, like we're trying to get out of here,
- 24:19Speaker 3: like we all want to go home. And then they'll
- 24:24Speaker 3: they're like they're like, get that lady off the plane.
- 24:26Speaker 3: They're like, we're getting her off the plane. We're kicking
- 24:27Speaker 3: her off the plane. And they're like, her husband's not
- 24:29Speaker 3: gonna make it. We're gonna kick her off. So they
- 24:31Speaker 3: go over, they get her and they're like she's like
- 24:33Speaker 3: he's at the gate, like he's about to walk down,
- 24:36Speaker 3: and they're like, well, you gotta go. You gotta find
- 24:37Speaker 3: him and bring him down here. And then they bring
- 24:39Speaker 3: him on and they uh, And the husband gets on
- 24:42Speaker 3: and they all start clapping for him when he gets
- 24:44Speaker 3: on the plane, and he just is so angry. Sits
- 24:47Speaker 3: down in the first seat and they're like, you cannot
- 24:50Speaker 3: sit there. They're like where is your seat and he's like,
- 24:52Speaker 3: don't know, and they're like, well that's not They're like
- 24:54Speaker 3: for wait for the and they lied and they said, like,
- 24:57Speaker 3: for weight distribution purposes, he can't sit there. And I
- 25:00Speaker 3: was like, dude, there's like ten people on this plane.
- 25:02Speaker 1: That's probably why they need the weight to but it's
- 25:04Speaker 1: a big plane. They need his big ass in the back.
- 25:07Speaker 3: Yeah, And then uh, he walks away. He goes back
- 25:10Speaker 3: and they do They go, can you sit with your
- 25:12Speaker 3: Like do you want to go sit with your wife?
- 25:13Speaker 3: And he goes no, and then they go, well you
- 25:15Speaker 3: have to sit with your wife because you can't sit
- 25:17Speaker 3: up here. And then he goes back and the flood
- 25:19Speaker 3: attendant turns sailor flooding to go. They go she goes
- 25:21Speaker 3: was he retarded?
- 25:28Speaker 1: And I'm just.
- 25:29Speaker 3: Losing it, dude, I'm laughing out lying, laughing out loud, hysterically.
- 25:33Speaker 1: Did they share like a laughing.
- 25:35Speaker 3: No, No, no, they did not even like they were
- 25:37Speaker 3: putting on a performance.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like a fucking play.
- 25:41Speaker 3: It literally felt like it was a play where you
- 25:42Speaker 3: like can't acknowledge the crowd. It was insane.
- 25:47Speaker 1: It almost seems like it's worth it. Oh, I think
- 25:49Speaker 1: you said it was a bad experience.
- 25:50Speaker 3: It wasn't a bad experience. It's just like because I'm
- 25:54Speaker 3: I've never flown Frontier and I was like, I'm getting on.
- 25:56Speaker 3: I'm like, it can't be that much different than like
- 25:58Speaker 3: a big airline like Blue or Delta or American Airlines,
- 26:02Speaker 3: and it was so much different, so much different.
- 26:06Speaker 1: That's beautiful, though, I uh, I just enjoy an experience
- 26:11Speaker 1: like that where you can just kick back and not
- 26:12Speaker 1: be the stressful.
- 26:13Speaker 3: Yeah, you would have loved it.
- 26:14Speaker 1: His wife was probably bitching at him as he's running through.
- 26:19Speaker 1: They're kicking me off.
- 26:20Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm trying as best.
- 26:21Speaker 1: As I can.
- 26:22Speaker 3: But the idea that they were gonna kick her off
- 26:26Speaker 3: the plane for telling her to telling them that her
- 26:29Speaker 3: husband's on the way when the flight is not. The
- 26:32Speaker 3: doors aren't supposed to close, which means we're not even
- 26:34Speaker 3: taking off for another thirty minutes, and they're like, we're
- 26:37Speaker 3: gonna close the door on his ass and he's like that's.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Crazy, Like you can't do that on purpose?
- 26:43Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, hundred percent.
- 26:44Speaker 1: Do you think that there's like a customer meeting or
- 26:47Speaker 1: like a sales meeting for Frontier where they sit everybody
- 26:51Speaker 1: down and they're like, hey, we have a reputation to uphold. Yeah,
- 26:53Speaker 1: we're supposed to be absolute assholes.
- 26:56Speaker 3: One hundred percent, because that's what that Ryan Air is doing.
- 26:58Speaker 3: They're like leaning into it.
- 26:59Speaker 1: Oh are they really?
- 27:00Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like the European spirit.
- 27:02Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, it's like an Irish air.
- 27:04Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're fully leaning into it, like they're posting
- 27:07Speaker 3: videos being like people complaining. They're like, what did you expect?
- 27:09Speaker 3: Is Ryan Air?
- 27:12Speaker 1: Bitch?
- 27:13Speaker 3: It's like they're going viral like constantly. But it's also
- 27:15Speaker 3: probably not the smartest.
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- 27:41Speaker 1: Out, ugly sweater two day that do that shit.
- 27:45Speaker 3: But anyways, yeah, that was pretty much how my weekend went.
- 27:48Speaker 3: It was actually a pretty awful weekend overall.
- 27:51Speaker 1: But because the funeral.
- 27:52Speaker 3: The funeral was just devastatingly sad, which I wasn't expecting.
- 27:57Speaker 3: The mass was fine, but the actual burial process was like, like.
- 28:00Speaker 1: Oh, why were you not expecting?
- 28:03Speaker 3: I don't know, I just didn't. And then and then
- 28:06Speaker 3: I went home and it was like everyone came over
- 28:08Speaker 3: to our house and I was like so tired, and
- 28:11Speaker 3: like my cousins are there and they're like, let's get drunk,
- 28:13Speaker 3: and I'm like yeah, but I was like I'm not
- 28:16Speaker 3: gonna start drinking until late, so I kind of just
- 28:18Speaker 3: like sat and watched college football like in the living
- 28:20Speaker 3: room for like five hours, and then like around like
- 28:22Speaker 3: six pm, I like had like two beers and I
- 28:24Speaker 3: started like getting like feeling good again.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Well that's the apex of your feeling when you drink
- 28:29Speaker 1: two beers.
- 28:29Speaker 3: In yeah, and then instantly, like within ten minutes after
- 28:33Speaker 3: the second beer, I was like I'm gonna like fall asleep.
- 28:36Speaker 3: And then everyone left and went to my cousin's house
- 28:38Speaker 3: and then I stayed and then I went to bed
- 28:39Speaker 3: at seven.
- 28:41Speaker 1: How old are your cousins? What's the age difference?
- 28:43Speaker 3: One of them is like my age, and one of
- 28:45Speaker 3: them's like ten years older than me.
- 28:46Speaker 1: And do all of them? Are all of them like around?
- 28:50Speaker 3: Like yeah, they all my family lives in the same town.
- 28:52Speaker 1: It's not like it's gonna be the last time you
- 28:53Speaker 1: see them, because it's no.
- 28:54Speaker 3: I'm gonna see them in like a week.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, see them all the time.
- 28:57Speaker 3: And I saw them like last week, so you're not no, no,
- 29:01Speaker 3: But I was bad vibes for sure.
- 29:03Speaker 1: And I imagine that that drink that, like getting drunk
- 29:07Speaker 1: at a funeral is like a kind of specific type
- 29:10Speaker 1: of it does not hit. It doesn't.
- 29:12Speaker 3: No, It's more like I wish I was sober right
- 29:14Speaker 3: now because this sucks because well it was also the
- 29:16Speaker 3: running on one hour of sleep, and then it's that
- 29:18Speaker 3: thing when you're like you're so insanely tired and you're like, guys,
- 29:21Speaker 3: I literally slept for one hour last night, and they're like,
- 29:23Speaker 3: I sleep for one hour every night, and it's like, no,
- 29:26Speaker 3: you don't, And I actually slept for one hour last night.
- 29:30Speaker 3: I checked into the fucking Philly Hilton, which again, it
- 29:35Speaker 3: just crazy. Is the dude at the front counter leaves
- 29:38Speaker 3: to go drive some like hot girl to a bar
- 29:42Speaker 3: and he's like the girl that's working there, she's like,
- 29:44Speaker 3: are you joking? You're actually doing that? And he's like,
- 29:46Speaker 3: I'm not gonna let her walk there, Dude, he left
- 29:53Speaker 3: work to go drive a girl. Because the girl came
- 29:55Speaker 3: up to the counter, she was in front of me,
- 29:56Speaker 3: and she was like, do you know any good bars
- 29:58Speaker 3: to go to around here? And he's like, yeah, out,
- 30:00Speaker 3: I can take you to one.
- 30:07Speaker 1: You think he's on the clock, dude. The other girl
- 30:09Speaker 1: behind the counter, are you seriously gonna go? What is
- 30:15Speaker 1: It's a dangerous.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Literally what he was saying. He was like, I'm not
- 30:18Speaker 3: gonna make her walk there. That's crazy.
- 30:21Speaker 1: There are no bars by that No by the airport
- 30:25Speaker 1: in South Philly.
- 30:26Speaker 3: But I wish I stayed at the fucking Marriotte one
- 30:27Speaker 3: because that one's in the actual airport.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Oh you didn't stay at I thought that was the
- 30:31Speaker 1: one you stayed.
- 30:31Speaker 3: I say, it's the Hilton ones. That was the cheapest thing.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Because you have to and then you have to take
- 30:35Speaker 1: a little transport.
- 30:35Speaker 3: Over the shuttle, but I took an uber because the
- 30:37Speaker 3: shuttle was a pain in the ass.
- 30:38Speaker 1: The guy couldn't drive you.
- 30:39Speaker 3: I waited for thirty minutes for the shuttle and then
- 30:40Speaker 3: I realized you have to call. And then I was like,
- 30:42Speaker 3: I'm just calling an uber.
- 30:43Speaker 1: The guy's just like doing push ups for the hot girl.
- 30:46Speaker 3: Yeah. It was hilarious and uh, really nice air, really
- 30:50Speaker 3: nice hotel. Surprisingly of course.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great area down there South Philly by
- 30:56Speaker 1: the stadiums. Oh yeah, great beautiful area.
- 30:59Speaker 3: Flow over the Eagle Ctadyum.
- 31:00Speaker 1: But you said that you were going to bet on
- 31:01Speaker 1: the Cowboys, which.
- 31:04Speaker 3: Well that was out of the heat of the moment,
- 31:06Speaker 3: I bet on the Eagles.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Even saying stuff like that, I was.
- 31:11Speaker 3: I was saying some really mean things in my head
- 31:13Speaker 3: about the state of about of Pennsylvania.
- 31:18Speaker 1: Yeah, it is fucking I mean, that just makes no
- 31:21Speaker 1: sense that that line is like that. Every single time.
- 31:23Speaker 3: I was talking a lot of shit.
- 31:25Speaker 1: It's it like, why would they just not have It's
- 31:27Speaker 1: probably just like they couldn't get someone to work.
- 31:29Speaker 3: It was, But I will say it did move very fast.
- 31:31Speaker 3: It was not said forty five minutes. It wasn't though
- 31:34Speaker 3: it was probably like twenty yeah, twenty five.
- 31:36Speaker 1: But it's daunting because you can go down that long
- 31:38Speaker 1: yeahs fucking hallway. It's like over, You're going over traffic,
- 31:41Speaker 1: back towards the parking garage.
- 31:42Speaker 3: You turn again and it's all the way down and
- 31:45Speaker 3: You're like, no way, And I'm like, this is the
- 31:47Speaker 3: only flight that I could get home on time. And
- 31:50Speaker 3: luckily I woke up early, Like I woke up early
- 31:52Speaker 3: enough where I was like, I'm not stressing too much,
- 31:54Speaker 3: but I was kind of freaking out.
- 31:56Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit is stressful.
- 31:57Speaker 3: Yeah, so brutal Saturday Friday, dude, fucking Rolly was awesome.
- 32:03Speaker 1: Yeah, those great shows, great shows.
- 32:06Speaker 3: Yeah, that was really great.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Crowd down there, Yeah, super fun. I mean, Riley Durham,
- 32:10Speaker 1: that's one of the biggest, uh.
- 32:12Speaker 3: One of the best summer vacation spots in the world.
- 32:17Speaker 1: I saw the list. Audio just went down, mister president.
- 32:23Speaker 1: We just lost audio. We just lost audio in the
- 32:26Speaker 1: second mic, mister president.
- 32:28Speaker 3: But dude, were you were you stressing for that? That
- 32:30Speaker 3: Cowboys Eagles game was a great fucking game.
- 32:32Speaker 1: I was standing like the entire game at home alone.
- 32:36Speaker 3: Yeah, that was really fun to watch.
- 32:38Speaker 1: I was gonna hit you up to come over, but.
- 32:40Speaker 3: I couldn't due I didn't get back here until like six,
- 32:42Speaker 3: which then that also pissed me off because I was like,
- 32:45Speaker 3: Sunday's my one day where I want to lay on
- 32:47Speaker 3: the couch all day and just fucking watch ball. Yes,
- 32:49Speaker 3: I couldn't.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Sunday's your one, it's your Sabbath.
- 32:51Speaker 3: Yeah. So then we had a brunch yesterday morning and
- 32:54Speaker 3: we get there and it's like we're there and we're
- 32:56Speaker 3: already like an hour into the Chiefs Dolphins game. My
- 32:59Speaker 3: uncle's just watching the game on mute, and he's like
- 33:02Speaker 3: the fucking king of the house, and there's just nothing
- 33:04Speaker 3: I could say, Well.
- 33:05Speaker 1: I did it. What do you to put the volume on?
- 33:07Speaker 3: You me? Yeah, there's no volume the whole time.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Why couldn't you just ask him for the volume? Or
- 33:10Speaker 1: you guys were sitting shiva. We were sitting shiva having
- 33:13Speaker 1: goadfilter fish.
- 33:14Speaker 3: Yeah, we were. We were not moving.
- 33:15Speaker 1: Were you having some traditional Jewish food? The bagel? You
- 33:20Speaker 1: guys didn't have bagels at brunch? I did.
- 33:25Speaker 3: I barely ate. I didn't really eat.
- 33:27Speaker 1: Much, yeah, because you just tibernated.
- 33:29Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. And the nice godoodle on back and
- 33:31Speaker 3: I watched the Phillies Eagles game on the plane or
- 33:36Speaker 3: Phillies Cowboys Eagles Cowboys.
- 33:38Speaker 1: Yeah, they were playing a baseball football.
- 33:40Speaker 3: Vibrate, But uh, damn dude, I got a lot of
- 33:44Speaker 3: thoughts about ball that I want to get off.
- 33:46Speaker 1: I think this is the perfect time and safe place
- 33:47Speaker 1: to talk about it. If you just apologize for saying
- 33:49Speaker 1: that you're gonna pick the Cowboys, I do apologize.
- 33:52Speaker 3: It was out of it was out of rage. It
- 33:54Speaker 3: was the heat of the moment. I will say the
- 33:55Speaker 3: first thing. I will say, Eagles are the best team
- 33:56Speaker 3: in the NFL by mile, and it's not even close.
- 33:59Speaker 1: What about the.
- 34:01Speaker 3: No, the Ravens are good, but they're not even close
- 34:03Speaker 3: to as good as the Eagles. All Right. I hate
- 34:06Speaker 3: the Chiefs with a burning passion. The Dolphins are can't
- 34:09Speaker 3: be any team over five hundred. They suck.
- 34:11Speaker 1: Chiefs have a great defense.
- 34:12Speaker 3: Chiefs suck. The Bengals are very good. The Bills need
- 34:18Speaker 3: to fire their offensive coordinator.
- 34:21Speaker 1: They might even need a whole coaching change.
- 34:22Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the fact that they don't let Joe,
- 34:25Speaker 3: the fact that they don't let Josh Allen run the
- 34:26Speaker 3: ball anymore, and then they went to Diggs like one
- 34:29Speaker 3: time the entire game and he scored.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Did you see him coming off the field at halftime
- 34:32Speaker 1: being like, I'm not even fucking sweating.
- 34:34Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I would say the same thing, dude,
- 34:36Speaker 3: I'd be furious they don't go to him at all.
- 34:38Speaker 3: And then they finally doubled up on King Kid and
- 34:39Speaker 3: they start going to Digs and he scores on the
- 34:41Speaker 3: first play. But it's like figure something out there.
- 34:45Speaker 1: They were absolutely stagnant in the second half for the
- 34:48Speaker 1: first drive.
- 34:48Speaker 3: Yeah, they were terrible.
- 34:49Speaker 1: Honestly, the Eagles played them in a couple weeks.
- 34:51Speaker 3: And that's also what I was gonna say. Bills have
- 34:53Speaker 3: the hardest schedule in the NFL.
- 34:54Speaker 1: Well, the Eagles are supposed to have the hardest schedule.
- 34:56Speaker 1: But now it looks like the fucking Seahawks aren't as
- 34:58Speaker 1: good as they seem like, and he seems suck and
- 35:00Speaker 1: the Bills aren't as good as they see him. Yeah,
- 35:02Speaker 1: do the The Bill wouldn't make the playoffs if the
- 35:05Speaker 1: season was over today.
- 35:06Speaker 3: No, they're not gonna. I don't think they're gonna make
- 35:08Speaker 3: the playoffs due have you seen their schedule? They're playing
- 35:11Speaker 3: like the Chiefs, the Eagles, and the Cowboys. They play
- 35:13Speaker 3: the Broncos next week, which they'll win, and then like
- 35:17Speaker 3: the Chiefs, Eagles, Cowboys Dolphins again.
- 35:20Speaker 1: I think, so are you gonna root for the Eagles?
- 35:22Speaker 1: Are you gonna like when you lose the Bills? Are
- 35:24Speaker 1: you gonna be because the Patriots Patriots look like the
- 35:26Speaker 1: worst team in football, Like.
- 35:27Speaker 3: Patritriots really bad.
- 35:30Speaker 1: Patriots could get Caleb Williams.
- 35:33Speaker 3: What's happening over in for the Patriots. It's just upsetting
- 35:36Speaker 3: because it's like they're not I truly don't think Mac
- 35:38Speaker 3: Jones is as bad as people say he is. Yeah,
- 35:40Speaker 3: he just has no one to go to on offense.
- 35:42Speaker 1: And that's Bill Belichick's fault.
- 35:44Speaker 3: Yes, But it's like everyone's like Mac Jones sucks, Like, dude,
- 35:46Speaker 3: he had like ten passes yesterday that should have been
- 35:48Speaker 3: caught that weren't caught.
- 35:50Speaker 1: They need to fucking throw out all the ingredients. Yeah,
- 35:52Speaker 1: go shopping again.
- 35:53Speaker 3: And he's significantly more like confident like in the like
- 35:57Speaker 3: when he's like in the pocket, it's like he's not
- 35:59Speaker 3: like running away like he used to. He's like standing
- 36:02Speaker 3: tall and like throwing the ball. And then people still
- 36:04Speaker 3: aren't catching it and then Special Teams completely fucked up
- 36:07Speaker 3: at the end, like multiple times, which is like, isn't
- 36:10Speaker 3: that like the only thing that the papers are supposed
- 36:11Speaker 3: to be good at. They're like the Special New England
- 36:13Speaker 3: Special Teams is the greatest in the world.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't look like it's fucking brutal. Yeah, they
- 36:19Speaker 1: got rid of Jacobi Myers, who's like doing pretty good
- 36:21Speaker 1: with the Raiders. Shouldn't have got rid of him. They
- 36:24Speaker 1: have no talent, They have no skill position players. And
- 36:26Speaker 1: I guess Vermandre Stevenson's all right, but but.
- 36:28Speaker 3: They don't use him. Vermondre is not bad and uh
- 36:31Speaker 3: Elliott's not bad either, But they need to be able
- 36:34Speaker 3: to throw the ball.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Yeah, they have to just run the ball. Yeah, I
- 36:37Speaker 1: guess Koseki. But they don't, like they haven't had receivers
- 36:40Speaker 1: since freaking Randy Moss bro No, like they had freaking
- 36:43Speaker 1: Julian Edelman.
- 36:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Yeah, they need to bring back the white Jews.
- 36:47Speaker 3: They do, they really do.
- 36:48Speaker 1: They They would be better off for scouting the fucking
- 36:51Speaker 1: funeral that you were at, for fucking receiving talent, then
- 36:54Speaker 1: they would like Baylor wherever they get their receivers from.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Right now. It really wherever they're geting, they're fucking receivers
- 37:00Speaker 1: from now. Yeah, dude, but so so once if they
- 37:04Speaker 1: don't make it, If those two teams, your other two
- 37:06Speaker 1: fabies don't make it, are you back.
- 37:07Speaker 3: All in on the Eagles? Yeah, probably pick.
- 37:10Speaker 1: A new fourth team.
- 37:11Speaker 3: I don't know. I wouldn't hate seeing the Bengals win,
- 37:15Speaker 3: to be fully honest, right, I don't know. The Bengals
- 37:18Speaker 3: are fucking good, dude, just right with the Birds. Yeah,
- 37:21Speaker 3: I know I like the Birds, but the Birds kind
- 37:22Speaker 3: of are starting to have that like, uh, they're a
- 37:24Speaker 3: little too flashy for me.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Flashy.
- 37:27Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just too good.
- 37:28Speaker 1: They're too mainstream.
- 37:29Speaker 3: They're just like two like they're like you watch them
- 37:31Speaker 3: play and you're like, yeah, this is definitely the best
- 37:32Speaker 3: team in the NFL.
- 37:33Speaker 1: But what if they had lost that game? They almost lost.
- 37:35Speaker 3: It, if they they didn't even come close to losing it.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Yeah, they they came close. Did you watch the Oh
- 37:40Speaker 1: yeah they actually did come very close, very yeh Yeah,
- 37:42Speaker 1: fucking treacherous.
- 37:43Speaker 3: Well, that's what I was saying, wasn't I saying a
- 37:45Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago? That annoys me that they don't
- 37:46Speaker 3: go for points at the end of the game and
- 37:48Speaker 3: said they try and run the clock down and then
- 37:49Speaker 3: the other team gets the ball back and they're like, oh,
- 37:51Speaker 3: now we're almost fucked. Yeah, but wouldn't you just score
- 37:54Speaker 3: and then be like this game's over now, there's no
- 37:55Speaker 3: way they can come back.
- 37:57Speaker 1: That's one hundred percent true.
- 37:58Speaker 3: That's why I got to get into coaching you.
- 38:00Speaker 1: I think you could be good at it. I know
- 38:02Speaker 1: I kill it, but I don't think I'm worried that
- 38:04Speaker 1: you're not a good enough disciplinarian. Like if someone didn't
- 38:07Speaker 1: if someone fucked up, I don't know if you could
- 38:09Speaker 1: chew them out.
- 38:10Speaker 3: I wouldn't chew them out. See, I would be very
- 38:12Speaker 3: passive aggressive, and I would move in the shadows. So
- 38:15Speaker 3: like if someone misses practice, I'm not gonna do anything.
- 38:17Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go over and just throw all the
- 38:18Speaker 3: dude' stuff in the fucking trash. You'd like, you're off
- 38:20Speaker 3: the team, but I'd be like, someone else tell him.
- 38:22Speaker 3: I'm not telling him like that would be. I'd just
- 38:25Speaker 3: take the tape on the fucking top of the loggards you.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Pass him an anonymous note.
- 38:29Speaker 3: Yeah you're cut, Yeah you're done, Get out. Of here,
- 38:31Speaker 3: pack your shit. You're going to Chicago.
- 38:33Speaker 1: I don't know who this is from, but they want
- 38:35Speaker 1: you to have this. You're going to Chicago as unnecessary
- 38:39Speaker 1: stub because honestly, it'll go to Chicago. He'll wind up
- 38:42Speaker 1: been at twenty million dollar office out there.
- 38:44Speaker 3: Dude. That was I will say I watched that right
- 38:47Speaker 3: before you got here, and I was sick to my stomach.
- 38:49Speaker 3: Did you watch the video? Dude? That office is insane.
- 38:54Speaker 3: No one told us who was gonna be that nice.
- 38:56Speaker 3: They were like, yeah, we're gonna have a basketball at
- 38:58Speaker 3: court and I was like, yeah, it'll probably like a
- 38:59Speaker 3: half courl. It's like an NBA basketball court.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a full stance section.
- 39:06Speaker 3: The nicest golf simulator, I might be like that might
- 39:08Speaker 3: be like a like a prototype that like Elon Musk
- 39:11Speaker 3: created or some shit.
- 39:12Speaker 1: It was a beautiful golf I've never seen.
- 39:14Speaker 3: A golf simulator that has like that many fucking things.
- 39:19Speaker 1: That's okay because we're we're recording from pretty nice.
- 39:23Speaker 3: I wanted to quote tweet it with a picture of
- 39:26Speaker 3: the camera on top of the fucking trash bags, but
- 39:31Speaker 3: I don't want to like be like fucking you know,
- 39:34Speaker 3: I did it. I don't want pity points.
- 39:35Speaker 1: No, I tweeted at I passed aggressively, tweeted at Pete.
- 39:40Speaker 3: I saw you. I saw you do that.
- 39:41Speaker 1: But uh, Hank told me too. Honestly, I was like, Hank,
- 39:45Speaker 1: what do I do to get shit done? He was like,
- 39:46Speaker 1: you have to make a publican bitch.
- 39:48Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a bad idea, it's Dave.
- 39:50Speaker 1: No, he's about to.
- 39:52Speaker 3: I don't really mind. I like, like.
- 39:54Speaker 1: This is nice, and especially if we can go to
- 39:56Speaker 1: organ if this winds up with us in organ, like great, yeah.
- 39:59Speaker 3: We're gonna get more now now we can go anywhere.
- 40:01Speaker 3: That was the issue before that we couldn't get mobile.
- 40:06Speaker 1: Like if we just need to find the airbnb and
- 40:09Speaker 1: organ that has the best uh hardwiring, like an airbnb
- 40:13Speaker 1: with impeccable internet.
- 40:14Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be a problem. The internet is an issue.
- 40:17Speaker 3: I was looking into that too, and it was like
- 40:20Speaker 3: I was trying to figure out like what streamers use
- 40:22Speaker 3: for Internet because like my internet is I have now
- 40:24Speaker 3: I have the top plan on Spectrum, yeah, like the
- 40:28Speaker 3: highest option and it's still not good enough to stream
- 40:30Speaker 3: in ten ADP. And then I looked it up and
- 40:32Speaker 3: it was like Apparently streamers have like a whole different
- 40:34Speaker 3: like system of Wi Fi for their streams. You're called
- 40:38Speaker 3: like business wi Fi.
- 40:39Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's what we need to get. Yeah,
- 40:42Speaker 1: that's like what Pete, Pete. We're gonna need Pete to
- 40:44Speaker 1: come to the Airbnb that we go to and have
- 40:46Speaker 1: him hardwire and the same way he goes to Dave's
- 40:49Speaker 1: apartment and like hard wires his internet. We need business internet.
- 40:53Speaker 1: We really do the same way that remote NBA journalists do,
- 40:57Speaker 1: like their live hits, you know what I mean. Like
- 41:00Speaker 1: you're watching a ESPN show about the NFL and there's
- 41:03Speaker 1: just somebody in their own study with like bookshelves behind them.
- 41:06Speaker 1: They have great internet. That shit looks incredible. They do
- 41:09Speaker 1: you think they have a cameraman coming to their house
- 41:10Speaker 1: every day? No fucking way, They just have great hardwired internet.
- 41:14Speaker 3: Yeah, it is pretty cool. We got to figure it out.
- 41:17Speaker 1: You'll figure it out, though, I'll figure it out.
- 41:19Speaker 3: I guess I'll figure it out.
- 41:23Speaker 1: You will. You're just watching new work on this ship.
- 41:25Speaker 1: Was it's impressive.
- 41:26Speaker 3: You're just that was my first l you've ever seen
- 41:28Speaker 3: me take But I didn't even first time seeing me
- 41:30Speaker 3: take an out.
- 41:30Speaker 1: I didn't clock it as an O.
- 41:32Speaker 3: I tied to clocked it as an L big time. Really,
- 41:33Speaker 3: it took me like an hour and I still coldn't
- 41:35Speaker 3: figure out how to fix it, and there was like, no,
- 41:36Speaker 3: we weren't even getting close.
- 41:37Speaker 1: That was cool.
- 41:38Speaker 3: At the end, I was just going through the camera's
- 41:40Speaker 3: seatings and just changing everything to see if it would fix.
- 41:42Speaker 1: Yesterday, I had to like buy YouTube TV because I
- 41:45Speaker 1: was me too. I was tired of you you did
- 41:47Speaker 1: I did?
- 41:47Speaker 3: I swear to got Yesterday when I got I got here,
- 41:50Speaker 3: half of the Eagles game was left and I couldn't
- 41:54Speaker 3: watch it. It was not on anything, which is insane.
- 41:56Speaker 3: I get that it's like based on like where you are, yeah,
- 41:58Speaker 3: but the fact that a Philidelia game is not playing
- 42:01Speaker 3: in New York it makes no.
- 42:03Speaker 1: Sense at Philadelphia against Dallas like the like supposed marquee
- 42:07Speaker 1: matchup of the season, because it's like, no, we're gonna
- 42:09Speaker 1: watch the Raiders, yeah, shut out Raiders Giant Giants, yeah,
- 42:13Speaker 1: because people locally are Giants fans. Like how that's you
- 42:15Speaker 1: can't just watch it on everything. So I'm like watching
- 42:18Speaker 1: stream East yeah, and I've read Zone and I'm trying
- 42:20Speaker 1: to cobble it together. I was like, fuck this, deude.
- 42:22Speaker 3: I bought it. I literally I bought it as ston
- 42:24Speaker 3: as I got home. Well, I already had YouTube TV,
- 42:26Speaker 3: but I bought the NFL. I got the Sunday ticket
- 42:29Speaker 3: because it's half off right now.
- 42:30Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it too.
- 42:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:32Speaker 1: It was just so fucking but even just the process
- 42:34Speaker 1: of having to link my location of my phone to
- 42:37Speaker 1: my TV was taking so many steps. Yeah, and I
- 42:40Speaker 1: was like starting to.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Like, fuck, I was getting super annoyed.
- 42:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna spaz out.
- 42:45Speaker 3: Well, it's because like I was like, I was doing this,
- 42:47Speaker 3: and I was like I could put the HDMI into
- 42:49Speaker 3: my TV. But then it's like even stream East is
- 42:52Speaker 3: like a couple seconds.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Behind, it's like five plays behind.
- 42:55Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like I don't e like, I'm just
- 42:56Speaker 3: like I'm just gonna spend one hundred and fifty bucks
- 42:57Speaker 3: and just it's like there's still so much NFL left. Yeah.
- 43:00Speaker 3: And do you think they bone you with the playoffs though, well.
- 43:02Speaker 1: They probably well know because you all the playoff games
- 43:05Speaker 1: are on individually.
- 43:06Speaker 3: But do you don't think that they're gonna be like
- 43:07Speaker 3: okay now by the playoff ticket?
- 43:10Speaker 1: No, because they're all the games are gonna be on
- 43:12Speaker 1: primetime in the playoffs. But I bet that there's like
- 43:15Speaker 1: gonna be no more Eagles games that aren't primetime or
- 43:17Speaker 1: some stupid shit like yeah, like I'm gonna wind up
- 43:20Speaker 1: paying for like one hundred and ten dollars a month
- 43:22Speaker 1: to watch nothing. Yeah, but they'll just become a YouTube
- 43:24Speaker 1: TV guy.
- 43:25Speaker 3: The YouTube TV is good. Do you know what the
- 43:27Speaker 3: the craziest one was is they didn't have Bills versus
- 43:33Speaker 3: Patriots on YouTube TV on YouTube in New York or Fubo.
- 43:40Speaker 1: It's so stupid these fucking like the cable companies that
- 43:45Speaker 1: popped up this whole like t B, Fubo, TVO, Like
- 43:49Speaker 1: all this shit was is a blight on American Dude.
- 43:53Speaker 3: Did you see yesterday they're saying that the fucking the
- 43:55Speaker 3: Bills game like the day after Thanksgiving or the one
- 43:59Speaker 3: wherever it is. Yeah, it's it's exclusively on peacock that this.
- 44:04Speaker 1: Is a stain on American history. Like when we look
- 44:07Speaker 1: back at the entire the fact that we've allowed cable.
- 44:11Speaker 7: Checking off the boxes on your to do list can
- 44:13Speaker 7: be a great feeling.
- 44:14Speaker 1: And when it comes to checking off coverage, a state
- 44:17Speaker 1: farm agent can help you choose an option that's right
- 44:19Speaker 1: for you, like a good neighbor.
- 44:21Speaker 3: State farm is there.
- 44:24Speaker 1: To be decentralized, and now you have to buy every
- 44:27Speaker 1: single channel a la carte for a fucking twenty dollars
- 44:30Speaker 1: a month. Streaming is one of the biggest injustices. And
- 44:34Speaker 1: I'll put it against just about I'm saying Slavery's worst podcasts,
- 44:40Speaker 1: worst women write to vote. But I really outside of that,
- 44:43Speaker 1: I can't think of anything.
- 44:44Speaker 3: No, it's pretty bad. How much I never see I
- 44:47Speaker 3: never got I never had cable, Like, I never paid
- 44:48Speaker 3: for cable myself. How much was it?
- 44:50Speaker 1: It's like three hundred twenty dollars a month.
- 44:52Speaker 3: Okay, so it's still not worth it.
- 44:54Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I pay for all of it.
- 44:56Speaker 1: Now you have cable, I have everything. I have literally
- 44:59Speaker 1: every cable, I.
- 45:01Speaker 3: YouTube TV one of them.
- 45:03Speaker 1: I have to get rid of one.
- 45:04Speaker 3: Yeah, get rid of cable because that's crazy. There's no
- 45:07Speaker 3: reason to have Like the only reason that there is
- 45:09Speaker 3: to have cable is for sports.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:11Speaker 3: But if you got the Sunday ticket and I guess
- 45:12Speaker 3: you watched basketball too.
- 45:14Speaker 1: I had the NBA app too, and I had the
- 45:16Speaker 1: NFL app and I bought I originally bought the NFL
- 45:18Speaker 1: app last year when I was like in Ireland or
- 45:20Speaker 1: something to watch a preseason game, and that's a different
- 45:23Speaker 1: app that you get. I almost was going to get
- 45:25Speaker 1: a VPN.
- 45:26Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought about doing, but I
- 45:29Speaker 3: don't know, because yeah, if you get a VPN, you
- 45:31Speaker 3: can watch any game because you can be your technically
- 45:33Speaker 3: like nowhere.
- 45:34Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm too old to be pirting.
- 45:37Speaker 3: To be getting VPNs. Yeah, I'm too old.
- 45:39Speaker 1: To be like trying to like pirate and like go
- 45:41Speaker 1: like go to a legal stream site, yeah, and like
- 45:44Speaker 1: try to click into something, click out of something. Now
- 45:47Speaker 1: I have like I'm getting like text messages from random
- 45:50Speaker 1: numbers that are like yeah, like scammer numbers being like hello,
- 45:54Speaker 1: yeah you met at the bar.
- 45:55Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty I've.
- 45:57Speaker 1: Been in my house for fucking eight days straight. Fuck
- 46:01Speaker 1: do you mean? Yeah?
- 46:02Speaker 3: It does suck. It really is a pain in the ass.
- 46:04Speaker 3: But I think now that I got the Sunday ticket,
- 46:06Speaker 3: I'll have no problems for the rest of the season.
- 46:10Speaker 3: There's got there's gonna be one game on that's like, oh,
- 46:13Speaker 3: if you upgrade to the Red Zone plus Sunday ticket package?
- 46:16Speaker 3: Did you get that one? I didn't get the red
- 46:19Speaker 3: zone one because I already have red zone.
- 46:20Speaker 1: I have red zone on the NFL, I have red
- 46:22Speaker 1: zone on my fucking TV. Yeah, and now I have
- 46:24Speaker 1: red zone in the or. No, I didn't get the
- 46:25Speaker 1: red zone in the YouTube because I already have it twice. Yeah,
- 46:29Speaker 1: it's so insane. Yea, And I had the NBA app
- 46:31Speaker 1: on my on my fucking phone, but then they said
- 46:34Speaker 1: you need to get another NBA app to be able
- 46:37Speaker 1: to watch it on multiple devices on your fucking TV.
- 46:40Speaker 1: So I had to. I'm like paying double for that
- 46:43Speaker 1: I'm getting. It's close to the R word.
- 46:46Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, man, it sucks.
- 46:51Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
- 46:52Speaker 3: We're getting fucked, dude.
- 46:53Speaker 1: But like that's I mean like cable in it. Like
- 46:56Speaker 1: originally cable was just just made so it was just
- 46:59Speaker 1: all right there.
- 47:00Speaker 3: You gotta do the math and be like, am I
- 47:01Speaker 3: paying more for cable? Am I paying with all these
- 47:05Speaker 3: streaming things that I'm streaming services that I'm paying for?
- 47:08Speaker 3: Is it more than cable?
- 47:12Speaker 1: Probably? Is everything.
- 47:13Speaker 3: I'm probably still like one hundred and fifty two hundred
- 47:15Speaker 3: bucks less a month than cable, but YouTube TV's like
- 47:18Speaker 3: what like eighty a month something like that. That's crazy, dude.
- 47:22Speaker 3: I remember when I found out that, like Duke's had
- 47:24Speaker 3: YouTube TV and I was like how much is it?
- 47:25Speaker 3: Like five bucks a month? And he was like, no,
- 47:26Speaker 3: it's like eighty a month.
- 47:28Speaker 1: I'm hoping that i'll like use it on like on
- 47:30Speaker 1: the go or something like that. Yeah, like I'll have
- 47:33Speaker 1: I'll be somewhere else where I could just use it.
- 47:35Speaker 1: It used to be easier to stream the shit too, though,
- 47:37Speaker 1: Like it.
- 47:38Speaker 3: Used to be, like so they're cracking down easier thanks
- 47:41Speaker 3: to your bore. Mark Cuban does he do that? Oh yeah,
- 47:44Speaker 3: he's big into cracking down on the illegal streams.
- 47:46Speaker 1: What the fuck does it matter to him? There's billionaires now,
- 47:49Speaker 1: more money to be made.
- 47:51Speaker 3: I mean, ever satisfied, Mark.
- 47:54Speaker 1: Just start watching it on TikTok. You know how people
- 47:57Speaker 1: will just like stream the reflect in like their bathroom
- 48:02Speaker 1: two mirrors and like just discolored.
- 48:05Speaker 3: Yeah, they invert the colors. It is what was the
- 48:08Speaker 3: one that uh, I think Mook tweeted it like last
- 48:10Speaker 3: year after the Eagles lost the Super Bowl. It was
- 48:13Speaker 3: the dude that was like running Eagles Chiefs on Madden
- 48:15Speaker 3: and the Eagles were winning like ninety five to zero.
- 48:21Speaker 1: But I don't fucking begroaching that you have to do
- 48:23Speaker 1: crazy things to cope, dude. I fucking look what happened, bro,
- 48:27Speaker 1: I smashed my ship.
- 48:28Speaker 3: Yeah. I know it's gonna say, but it looks like
- 48:29Speaker 3: it's a screen saver. No, that's a real that's your
- 48:32Speaker 3: actual screen.
- 48:33Speaker 1: It's the So the cover got smashed. And then I
- 48:35Speaker 1: looked under you.
- 48:36Speaker 3: Oh damn, how that happened?
- 48:38Speaker 1: I was not Iron Jungle brouh.
- 48:39Speaker 3: You dropped a.
- 48:40Speaker 1: Weight on it, dropped the sixty on it back, so
- 48:42Speaker 1: that that sucks. And now I can't get my point
- 48:44Speaker 1: five camera. So I'm at the fucking fancy Indian place
- 48:47Speaker 1: trying to get my phoney.
- 48:48Speaker 3: First using a panorama that blows. You're gonna have to
- 48:52Speaker 3: get like one of those attachment lenses.
- 48:54Speaker 1: Yeah. What what am I gonna do? Bro? I just
- 48:56Speaker 1: blew the budget on YouTube TV. Yeah, I'm in a
- 48:59Speaker 1: bad place.
- 49:00Speaker 3: Everything's a scam, dude. There was an ad yesterday that
- 49:02Speaker 3: I was like, if you bring any iPhone into Verizon today,
- 49:04Speaker 3: we'll give you a free iPhone, Titanium and Apple TV
- 49:10Speaker 3: and it's like, no, you won't. That's there's just no
- 49:12Speaker 3: way in hell that's real.
- 49:13Speaker 1: I also thought that there was gonna be like a
- 49:16Speaker 1: crackdown on planned obsolescence where phones just start going bad
- 49:21Speaker 1: so you have to buy a new new phone. Yeah,
- 49:23Speaker 1: but that's still happening.
- 49:25Speaker 3: Oh big time. And like worse, mine kind of slowed
- 49:28Speaker 3: down though.
- 49:29Speaker 1: The obsolescence, Like its like because.
- 49:31Speaker 3: Remember I was telling you about how my battery dropped, Like, yeah,
- 49:35Speaker 3: I don't think it's gone down much since then, and
- 49:36Speaker 3: mine's not heating up like it was before.
- 49:42Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're doing nasty things over there, and I
- 49:44Speaker 1: don't like it, just so they can get their little
- 49:46Speaker 1: fucking margins up. Dude, Just make a phone that lasts
- 49:48Speaker 1: forever and take a loss for a couple of quarters.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Lay some people off. You guys are making too much
- 49:52Speaker 1: fucking money designing ship in Silicon Valley anyway. Every one
- 49:56Speaker 1: of you pussies is too fucking rich, dude.
- 49:58Speaker 3: My dad has telling me a story yesterday about how
- 50:01Speaker 3: he was like a big BlackBerry guy when I was
- 50:03Speaker 3: a kid, Like he was big into the BlackBerry and
- 50:05Speaker 3: he was very anti iPhone, and he said that he
- 50:08Speaker 3: was driving meet a hockey one time when I was
- 50:11Speaker 3: a kid, and we were like, I've told you about
- 50:13Speaker 3: how when you played hockey, they don't care. You can't
- 50:14Speaker 3: get ice time, So you got to wake up at
- 50:16Speaker 3: like four in the morning, yeah, and drive like two
- 50:18Speaker 3: hours away to get to go to a game. And
- 50:21Speaker 3: my dad was trying to do the GPS on his
- 50:22Speaker 3: BlackBerry and he said that, like nat, he said that
- 50:28Speaker 3: he like it took us like an hour and a
- 50:30Speaker 3: half away and we pulled up and it was just
- 50:32Speaker 3: like some coffee shop and he went in and he
- 50:34Speaker 3: was like, where's the hockey rink, like for latest fuck,
- 50:37Speaker 3: And they're like, there's like, there's not a hockey rink
- 50:39Speaker 3: within like fifty miles over here. He said that. He
- 50:43Speaker 3: went into the.
- 50:44Speaker 5: Car and he just took his he took his BlackBerry
- 50:48Speaker 5: and smashed it and then he said that, uh, we
- 50:52Speaker 5: showed up when there was like ten minutes left in
- 50:53Speaker 5: the game, and like the next day he bought an iPhone.
- 50:57Speaker 1: Oh my god, it used to be so hard to
- 51:01Speaker 1: get places.
- 51:02Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was thinking about that that I never
- 51:04Speaker 3: even like, it's never even occurred to.
- 51:06Speaker 1: Me, Like I was out of college before I had a.
- 51:09Speaker 3: Like a GPS. Yeah. Well, I remember everyone used to
- 51:11Speaker 3: have like you would be like that would be like
- 51:13Speaker 3: a big like like uh like Christmas gift for like
- 51:16Speaker 3: parents who'd be like, look, we got you. It was
- 51:17Speaker 3: like a GPS that would like go on the dashboard.
- 51:19Speaker 1: Yeah, and mounted GPS.
- 51:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 51:21Speaker 1: I was printing out uh directions on like map quest
- 51:26Speaker 1: or something shit like that. And I remember driving up
- 51:29Speaker 1: like a battle Wrap interview and I was driving up
- 51:31Speaker 1: from Philly and I had to print out all the
- 51:33Speaker 1: directions and like I was like I didn't know where
- 51:37Speaker 1: the exit was, and I was like calling back to
- 51:41Speaker 1: my dad to be like I think I almost like cried.
- 51:45Speaker 1: I was like, I detect it. I'm in Newark, New Jersey.
- 51:50Speaker 1: Who the fuck is this? Like I was losing my
- 51:54Speaker 1: mind because it was so like if there, if there's
- 51:57Speaker 1: not like a serie a calming woman voice being like
- 51:59Speaker 1: get off to the right. Yeah, you really forget how
- 52:02Speaker 1: hard it is or being able to read a map
- 52:04Speaker 1: like that's like a like Okay, we're gonna go to
- 52:07Speaker 1: fifty five and then go down to ninety five, get
- 52:11Speaker 1: onto forty six, hit root one, you know what I mean.
- 52:13Speaker 3: It's even improved in the last like a couple of years.
- 52:16Speaker 3: Like now now you'll get the thing that'll be like
- 52:18Speaker 3: it'll be like take the next rite after, not this
- 52:21Speaker 3: stop light, but the next one.
- 52:23Speaker 1: Or we found a better route. Yeah shit like that,
- 52:25Speaker 1: we found a way to get you there ten minutes faster. Yeah,
- 52:28Speaker 1: or like it's gonna be a little bit slower, but
- 52:30Speaker 1: we have another AI that will come and suck you off.
- 52:35Speaker 3: Yeah it's nice.
- 52:36Speaker 1: Yeah, some fucking bullshit. Dude. We didn't even talk about
- 52:39Speaker 1: the fact that me and you or we briefly saw
- 52:42Speaker 1: each other the other night.
- 52:43Speaker 3: Dude, I got caught up in the longest conversation with
- 52:46Speaker 3: someone that I'd never met before that dude. Yeah, nice guy,
- 52:49Speaker 3: but I didn't get to talk to like you at all.
- 52:52Speaker 1: Yeah, it was tough.
- 52:53Speaker 3: I remember you got there and then like two hours
- 52:55Speaker 3: had gone by and I was still talking to this dude.
- 52:57Speaker 1: And then I was like, no, that is I've learned
- 53:00Speaker 1: that that's kind of your classic. You get told us,
- 53:03Speaker 1: I'm like all right bye, like you're not going anywhere.
- 53:06Speaker 3: Well, we went to another bar after that.
- 53:08Speaker 1: I know I could tell that you guys had like
- 53:09Speaker 1: the rage in your eyes. Yeah, everybody was trying to
- 53:12Speaker 1: go hard.
- 53:12Speaker 3: It was funny because Guardin he's still not gone and
- 53:14Speaker 3: I'm going to see him on Wednesday.
- 53:16Speaker 1: What the hell?
- 53:17Speaker 3: I know he's actually gone because he I think he's
- 53:20Speaker 3: staying in New York. I don't know, he's like he
- 53:25Speaker 3: was going on the road with Shane or something. But
- 53:27Speaker 3: I think Shane might be coming to you. I don't know.
- 53:29Speaker 3: I don't really know what it is.
- 53:31Speaker 1: I'm seeing his show in Baltimore this weekend.
- 53:33Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you told me that. What day? Saturday?
- 53:35Speaker 1: Saturday? Friday?
- 53:37Speaker 3: Oh? Really? Yeah?
- 53:38Speaker 1: With Friday with my boy? Uh, with my boy Spud,
- 53:42Speaker 1: Spud who was there on Friday? And did you even
- 53:45Speaker 1: talk to anybody?
- 53:46Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 53:46Speaker 1: I talked to them, Spud, Cheese.
- 53:48Speaker 3: I talked to them briefly. Yeah, yeah, Cheese.
- 53:51Speaker 1: Did you talk to Cheese?
- 53:52Speaker 3: I think so?
- 53:53Speaker 1: You didn't talk to Cheese. I think Cheese said that
- 53:56Speaker 1: he he worked at the spot where just Bieber Pete
- 54:00Speaker 1: in the in the mop bucket really and he like
- 54:03Speaker 1: had he has like he had an alternate angle of
- 54:06Speaker 1: Justin Bieber Peen in the mobs get crazy and he
- 54:09Speaker 1: was like, do I want to sell this the TMZ
- 54:11Speaker 1: or do I want to keep my job? And He's like,
- 54:13Speaker 1: I want to keep my job.
- 54:14Speaker 3: So he just never bought a dumbass, so you could
- 54:16Speaker 3: sell that.
- 54:16Speaker 1: Now.
- 54:17Speaker 3: Does he still have it?
- 54:18Speaker 1: I doubt he still has, Dude, he could.
- 54:19Speaker 3: Sell that for like that's like worth more than like
- 54:21Speaker 3: the Mona Lisa Justin Bieber's bird, Dude, that was like
- 54:24Speaker 3: the biggest news story of all time.
- 54:26Speaker 1: I know.
- 54:27Speaker 3: He was like Justin Bieber pissing a mop bucket and
- 54:29Speaker 3: everyone was like, I fucking hate this punk. That was
- 54:34Speaker 3: like my like fucking grandparents were mad about that. Yeah,
- 54:38Speaker 3: goddamn punk, bastard, your piece of shit.
- 54:41Speaker 8: Yeah, bastard, the fuck you think you are trying to
- 54:45Speaker 8: have ob sex with our women?
- 54:46Speaker 3: Dude? That was right up there with like Tiger Woods
- 54:48Speaker 3: cheating on his wife.
- 54:49Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe bigger. It was a big time scandal.
- 54:52Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was like sixteen.
- 54:56Speaker 1: It was just in like the tunnel, like the tunnel
- 54:58Speaker 1: underneath a nightclub or like bar restaurant or some ship
- 55:01Speaker 1: like that, and he peed in a mop bucket. His
- 55:04Speaker 1: boy filmed him from like behind, and I think that
- 55:06Speaker 1: they had security, like a security angle camera from right
- 55:10Speaker 1: down his bird, which is a hilarious move to do
- 55:14Speaker 1: that to a mop bucket.
- 55:16Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like any like, I don't know, I would
- 55:17Speaker 3: never do it. You've definitely peed in like fucking you've
- 55:20Speaker 3: definitely done it. You've definitely peeded. You would probably you
- 55:23Speaker 3: probably like you're probably like ship in mop buckets. I've
- 55:26Speaker 3: never and then like gone over to the fucking custodian
- 55:29Speaker 3: been like look what I did so a shipbody fucking loser.
- 55:34Speaker 1: I lost some ship.
- 55:35Speaker 3: I went to penn Stick, get a real job.
- 55:37Speaker 8: Yuy, you're gonna work for me, that's all right, that's okay.
- 55:42Speaker 8: You're gonna pump our gas some day. Have you ever
- 55:45Speaker 8: been have you ever seen high schools where they like
- 55:46Speaker 8: cheer that, Oh yeah, they'll be like.
- 55:48Speaker 1: Losing, that's all right, that's okay, you're gonna pump.
- 55:53Speaker 3: I've never heard that. That's insane.
- 55:54Speaker 1: That's so insane, that only sufferable.
- 55:57Speaker 3: The only one we had was for BC High, and
- 55:59Speaker 3: it was BC High b C. That's where all the
- 56:01Speaker 3: gay kids go because it was an all dude school.
- 56:05Speaker 3: That's damn good and it was funny. Yeah we would,
- 56:07Speaker 3: we would do that one, but we never even I
- 56:09Speaker 3: don't think our school ever even like played BC High
- 56:10Speaker 3: because it was a private school.
- 56:12Speaker 1: Probably because they had a negative complaint about the cheers
- 56:15Speaker 1: in the student section.
- 56:16Speaker 3: Yeah. Probably. It was also just like a bunch of
- 56:19Speaker 3: kids from our town. What do you go to BC High?
- 56:22Speaker 1: Was it a private school?
- 56:23Speaker 3: Yeah? In Boston, I believe.
- 56:25Speaker 1: So they were probably hitting you guys with it. That's
- 56:27Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, work for us.
- 56:30Speaker 3: So that is a that's a good one.
- 56:32Speaker 1: That is tear. That's so loserish. Yeah, wait, do you
- 56:35Speaker 1: want to check that? Since this ship just went off
- 56:37Speaker 1: where you think we're going to go. We're just checking.
- 56:41Speaker 1: It's just doing a little We have a fail safe.
- 56:43Speaker 1: We had the phone up going with the camera, so
- 56:46Speaker 1: if something happens, we're gonna have backup extra footage, just
- 56:50Speaker 1: to make sure we have a high tech setup. Honestly,
- 56:54Speaker 1: I would I wouldn't trade the twenty million dollar office
- 56:57Speaker 1: for this. I really wouldn't. I'll take the twenty million dollars.
- 57:03Speaker 1: This is like our dinner with Date jay Z.
- 57:07Speaker 3: It's funny in that video. I don't know if you
- 57:09Speaker 3: did you watch the whole video? Yeah? Did you?
- 57:11Speaker 6: Uh?
- 57:12Speaker 3: First of all, it was a funny video. Great big
- 57:14Speaker 3: hat kept when he kept on saying this is where
- 57:16Speaker 3: the magic happens was cracking me up. But the dude,
- 57:21Speaker 3: they were showing all the new studios and they're like,
- 57:23Speaker 3: they're like, this is macro Do saying we got a
- 57:25Speaker 3: part of my take in here, mostly sports anis, And
- 57:28Speaker 3: when they cut to Anis, it was just a video
- 57:30Speaker 3: of them talking at the old office because their studio
- 57:34Speaker 3: is definitely not ready. It was just clearly the old office.
- 57:38Speaker 3: It was like if they pulled it from YouTube.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Also, like how everybody was there except for KB.
- 57:43Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you never see it. KB was probably fucking
- 57:45Speaker 3: lost in that place.
- 57:46Speaker 1: Or they just built a studio for him to do
- 57:49Speaker 1: anus oh.
- 57:53Speaker 3: Man the goat.
- 57:55Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll be out there. I'm gonna say, what's up
- 57:57Speaker 1: to those guys? Give the gift? I got to Kate.
- 58:00Speaker 3: I got a gift for Kate. Were there? I got
- 58:04Speaker 3: her Onesie, Bro don't play. That was actually that night.
- 58:08Speaker 3: You weren't even there, Bro, and you also were still awake.
- 58:11Speaker 3: So what's all that about. What do you mean when
- 58:13Speaker 3: I sent the picture of the ones that you were
- 58:14Speaker 3: still awake?
- 58:15Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was dozing and I caught you trying
- 58:17Speaker 1: to steal the gift tonight.
- 58:19Speaker 3: That's crazy to say that I got you.
- 58:21Speaker 1: Trying to take credit. You were trying to take credit.
- 58:26Speaker 1: But we went to Man, I've been eating good, bro,
- 58:28Speaker 1: I gotta start taking you out to eat. We went
- 58:30Speaker 1: to a Chival. We went to Chival that night for burgers,
- 58:33Speaker 1: great burger this uh this or red hook tavern?
- 58:39Speaker 3: Hey it's gas. Did you say you went toal.
- 58:48Speaker 1: We're talking burgers?
- 58:51Speaker 3: Uh? Oh, gazz is here.
- 58:53Speaker 1: Me Lenny and Balls doing abooze and Burger's reducts would
- 58:56Speaker 1: be incredible. You Glenny and Balls, Me Lenny and Gain.
- 59:00Speaker 1: Goddamn it.
- 59:00Speaker 3: Wait so you went to Aushavitz and then where else
- 59:02Speaker 3: did you go?
- 59:03Speaker 1: It's not I went Totz. I had the steamed burger.
- 59:12Speaker 1: They're making it in a gas chamber. It's fucking incredible.
- 59:18Speaker 1: Four years age, goddamn crowd bastards. I started watching Oh.
- 59:22Speaker 3: You did how far in? Are you?
- 59:24Speaker 1: Uh? Like four episodes? So you did blythe the Coward?
- 59:28Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 59:29Speaker 1: Yeah, dude was pissed because I we had talked about it,
- 59:32Speaker 1: and now I'm like, I know the coward does Dude?
- 59:34Speaker 3: Did you know that he didn't even die in real life?
- 59:37Speaker 3: They wrote that in Someone commented that on the YouTube,
- 59:40Speaker 3: What dude, that's that Never happened. They got it wrong.
- 59:42Speaker 1: What Yeah, so he just was a coward and got cured.
- 59:46Speaker 1: That's a way better story than him being a coward
- 59:48Speaker 1: getting cured and then getting killed.
- 59:50Speaker 3: Dude, I can't even imagine. I was trying to. I
- 59:53Speaker 3: was thinking about this the other day, but it's like,
- 59:56Speaker 3: imagine being like his family, like his like at a
- 59:58Speaker 3: certain point, it's like, dude, just don't even him in
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: the show.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to tell that story.
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: That story was useless for the show. I mean, it
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: was a good it was a great episode. They're all
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: great episodes, but it was like, you really didn't need it.
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: And then they're like, and then he died, and then
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: and then the family he's like, we know he didn't
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: die in the war. Imagine the being like his family,
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: like his grandkids, sitting down watching that.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: They're like, he's not dead at all.
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: They're like, we were with him two weeks ago.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: We were just playing bad. He's actually pretty spry right now.
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: That means that all the veterans gathered around and they
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: were like, so there's this blithe guy. He was a coward. Yeah,
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: he was a massive pussy and then he got shot
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: and died. It was a shame. And then he's at
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: home watching and he's like, what the fuck.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: These were my brothers?
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding me?
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: These guys were We were a band of brothers.
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: I send you guys Christmas cards every year.
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: We were in a bank. This is heartbreaking.
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: I know he died in like the seventies.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: Way to find out that all your boys hate you know, wait,
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: I thought we were boys. Just wait, you guys had
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: a group chat without me. That's so shitty to be
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: the person on the outside of the group chat. I know.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: That's so shitty to be the guy that's being called
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: a coward in the HBO series.
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: And then they just fuck up your entire life story
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: when they make the.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: HBO series about Barstool. I'm definitely telling them you were
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: a coward.
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: Oh big time. That's fine by me.
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: I'm telling them that that Tommy Smoke's got no pussy. Yeah,
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: I'm telling them that Alex Cooper had no bread.
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: Bro, don't even kid.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: I'm telling him how ungwapped Alex Cooper was.
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: Alex Cooper should buy the Chicago Office.
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: I heard Alex Cooper is gonna get resigned by the
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: New York Office really Yeah, that would be huge. I
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: heard that she wants to come back relive the glory days.
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: Dude, I haven't heard in Sofia with an f like
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: done like a fucking sit down together. That would like,
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: are they dumb? Like that?
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: They should make a sex tape?
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: Bro? The P and V bro.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Alex and Sofia doing P and V with
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: each other.
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: That would be crazy.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: I need to stop talking about it. And the show
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: is fucking.
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: Yeah, that be big.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: They need V and V. They need to get one
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: he and the other, yeah, inside of it.
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: Like that's how they get That's how they reconnect. It's
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: just a scissor tape.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: Yeah, that's honestly what we need. Yeah, they're gonna go
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: broke and they'll have to do that.
- 1:02:13Speaker 3: Bro, totally totally. She's only got sixty million dollars that
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: will never last.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: That's just the Spotify money. But she was just on
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon. Yeah did you see that?
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not surprising.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: She gonna be rich forever and we gonna be rich forever.
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: I saw those bros today.
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: I know you told me.
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: I saw Gillian Walla. They were asking about you.
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: Did you tell that they see the video I posted, No,
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: I don't think so. I to be fully honest, I
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: wrote that tweet out like a week in advance, and
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: I was to tweet this on Sunday, This is gonna
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: be so funny. Did well though, got like three thousand likes.
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: I mean, that's a lay.
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: Let's rent, that's impressions right there. That impression money is hidden.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: You can eat those, you can eat off those. Honestly,
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: it's a good, good excuse to buy a new T shirt,
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: buy yourself something nice. Oh yeah, buy a new vacuum.
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: But Mac Jones jeous, he should actually be here right now.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: Collectors item bro.
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: I need you everyone to stop talking shit on Mac Jones.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: You send that shit over to second Second Avenue Vintage
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: or whatever Bro, Second Future.
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: I bought it on the NFL shop website for like
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: Bucks, mark down from two thirty.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: No, they're all one hundred and thirty. And then I
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: was talking to my sister's boyfriend and he was like,
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: I was at Marshall's the other day and they're like
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: ten dollars there and he's like, and they're like the
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: actual jerseys, yeah, game war. Yeah. He's like they're not.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Yeah, is this fitted to his body?
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: Dude? Tyreek Hill was grass stand up this week?
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: Yeah, he just like he's that filthy, he gets that thirty.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: He's like a stream guy. He's like on streams and
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: shit like that time.
- 1:03:47Speaker 3: Yeah, did he like, uh, does he have some domestic
- 1:03:51Speaker 3: violence cases against him?
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- 1:04:24Speaker 3: Yes, it is. What were we talking about? Not Tyreek Hill,
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: That's for sure. That was God's That was got a
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: call from Dave. Apparently he's getting signed to Barstool for
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: a forty million dollar contract to.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: Stream time contract. That was your ghost honestly turning it off.
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: I know as soon as we started talking about Tyreek,
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: the camera just shut off.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: Brother. If I was a believer in ghosts I had,
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: that would be it. No. I had a close encounter today.
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: In tail detail. My ears just perked up.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: I was walking across my apartment and on the other
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: side of my apartment, probably about eighty feet away, skinnyway
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: eighty feet away.
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: Uh A wine glass just smashed. It's just like jumped
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: off of a counter the middle of the day.
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: That's happened to me. Dude, I've been there.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: I was walking to go close that. If I believed
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: in close encounters of the second kind or whatever, yeah, no, wait, no,
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: that's aliens, isn't it close encounters?
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: Yeah? I think so, Yeah, I think so.
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: So what is it called when you were like a ghost?
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: Paranormal activity? Yeah, when there's paranormal activity going on, I
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: feel if I was a believer in paranormal activity, that
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: would be a paranormal activity for sure.
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean it's freaky when that shit happens and.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: I'm picking up fucking chards of glass on my hands
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: and knees like a fucking over to.
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: The glass and it's like spelled out. There's like words
- 1:05:41Speaker 3: spelled out in the glass. Get out, stop jewish, hay,
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: I expel you just get Yeah.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: I still don't believe it could have been anything.
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: When I was a little boy, we were I was
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: in my grandparents house on the Cape and we were
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: my mom and my grandma were cleaning up something, and
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: a glass like from like the corner of the room
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: like flew over and smashed right next to my mom.
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: No one was there.
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna need a ghost to stop being so
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: passive aggressive.
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: I know, seriously, just fucking yeah, if you got something
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: to say.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: Or just like smash me in the face with the glass,
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: stop having it. They have a rule.
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: Think it's like how Batman is not allowed to kill.
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: They have a rule they can't kill people because they
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: really do in the movies. They're never really getting killed
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: by ghosts, and sometimes they.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: Are not really though that you're just getting.
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: Like getting spooked. Yeah, they're getting like real spook. Yeah
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: it's stanky. Maybe my fucking kitchen is haunted. It probably
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: stinks in there.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: You had played a chicken that's definitely haunted, dude, something.
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: Like the chicken. There's no chicken in there, is there?
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: I don't know? Something that the sink. You have a
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: ghost in your sink. People, a ghost in your garbage disposal.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: It's fucking growing.
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: I do not have a Garter's disposal, brother, of.
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: Course, very rare to have a garbage disposal these days.
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: True, bad for the environment, is it? Yeah? Way too
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: many fossil fuels.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: Is it?
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: Now? I don't know you recycles electricity? No, dude, I
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: don't even throw trash away, like shove it under my bed.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: I'm surprised you don't throw shit out the window. That's
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: definitely what.
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: My window is sealed up.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: I can't figure your neighborhood out, though, because like I
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: saw last time I was leaving here, I saw like
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: a family leaving here. I was like, if a family
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: lives in an apartment like this, this is like, no,
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: this kid, this is not fit for a family. Yeah.
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: That's always the thing that I'm curious about is when
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: you're in this, like you're an apartment, You're like, I
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: wonder what the other units look like.
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: But there was also a h a corvette on the
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: corner with a handicap sign and like a bunch of
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: tickets on top of it. Yeah, nobody with the fucking
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: handicap is driving a corvette like that.
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: It could be someone like maybe like they have a
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: driver in a corvette. Yeah, true, No one really has
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: a corvette.
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: You're like a handicap person buying a car where you
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: have to get like so loaded the ground that your
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: ass is like scraping the ground.
- 1:08:04Speaker 3: Maybe they're on a Wheelchair's probably pretty easy for them
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: to get in.
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: They just that's even hard.
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: They just fall into the car. Probably easy as hell.
- 1:08:12Speaker 3: Just yeah, someone just takes the wheelchair and.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: Just no, dude. I saw a Reddit post about a
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: dude someone who's like, I'm a quadriplegic? Are there any
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: good boats to Ireland? So a quadriplegics, They're like air
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: travels hard for me. I want to take a boat
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: to Ireland, and they're like the Queen Mary the second
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: will be your best option. There's like boats that go
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: like Titanic style boats that are still going from the
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: United States to Ireland.
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, how long does that take. It's gonna
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: take what like a week to get there. I at
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: least dude, boats Being on a boat for a long
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: time sucks so much.
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: Especially if you're not in like the Caribbean.
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: Oh fuck, all right, shoul we just send this Yeah, alright,
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: all right, we're still recording on the phone, so we
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: can just.
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: Next tune in later on to hear us talk more
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: about boats.
- 1:09:03Speaker 3: Yes, we'll get on. We'll get to that. On Wednesday,
- 1:09:05Speaker 3: but you won't be here on Wednesday. It'll be me
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: and Francis.
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: But you just have just weigh in on boats.
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: All right, we'll talk about boats on Wednesday, all right,
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: Thank you guys. Oh and if you're still listening, I'm
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- 1:09:36Speaker 3: on the road because I am struggling financially right now.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: Probably gonna start selling some shit. The Zoom say the
- 1:09:43Speaker 3: pod track for is the first thing to go. No, please,
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: we got a small fortune. Gonna flip that thing for
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