Ain't No Rule Says Bodily Fluids Can't Be Seasoning

That's Absurd Please Elaborate · Feb 19, 2026 · 1h 4m

This week, Julian—hoping to crown the true MVP of the animal kingdom—drafts the ultimate basketball beast, while Trace turns up the heat to find out whether we’re actually sweating in hot showers and, more deliciously, how many workouts it would take to perfectly season an omelette with his own hard-earned salt.

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Trace really loves it. Julian is jealous. Kyle is … well, he’s Kyle.

QUESTIONS

Julian: "What animal would be the best playing ball?" from Erick

Trace: "Are we sweating during hot showers?" from Terry &…