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0:13
SPEAKER_00: Snacking on crab meat, loving my house sea, drinking one more iron ginger highball.
0:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm from a red state, and here's why that's so great.
0:32
SPEAKER_00: We run the whole house and we do nothing at all.
0:39
SPEAKER_00: Wasted away again down in Magaville, doing nothing just like we were told.
0:51
SPEAKER_00: Some people say the constitution's the way, but my silence is worth its weight and gold.
1:05
SPEAKER_00: If we ran on issues, we would always lose.
1:11
SPEAKER_00: So we pump the fear way up for you all.
1:17
SPEAKER_00: We teach you to hate them.
1:20
SPEAKER_00: That's how we checkmate them.
1:24
SPEAKER_00: And year after year, you consistently fall, wasting away again down in Magaville, searching for my spine, must be round here somewhere.
1:43
SPEAKER_00: Some people want us to do governance, but I'm paid just to sit in my chair.
1:56
SPEAKER_00: Vacation's almost gone, and we must move on.
2:03
SPEAKER_00: Convene the house for a minute or two.
2:09
SPEAKER_00: Well, there's Mickey Johnson, still got his trunks on.
2:15
SPEAKER_00: Without the king's orders, he hasn't a clue.
2:21
SPEAKER_00: Wasting away again down in Magaville, hoping that the people don't finally wake up.
2:34
SPEAKER_00: If they take note, there is a fair vote.
2:40
SPEAKER_00: God forbid there may be a clean up.