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2114 - Age Inappropriate (s1e5) "Reality Check" with Keisha · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Hey everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday. It's Milk Monday.
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: It's Molester Monday. It's Mother Issues Monday. You got anything
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: to add, Keisha?
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: No. Okay. No, nothing to add because ridiculous starts with
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: the letter R, so.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: Nothing. Oh, my God.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: There's something this week that was so disturbing to me,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: but you probably know what it is. And I'll tell
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: you when we get there. So let's get started. Age
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: Inappropriate is the show that we're talking about, guys. Season one,
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: episode five, which means three to go.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: Three to go.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: And the name of this episode is Reality Check.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Okay. Which is why they're all doing it, so they
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: can get a reality check. Like, a check. A check check. Like,
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: where you have to write in numbers. Yes.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Good one. Good one. So, we're going to start with
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: Drew and Janet. Now, I sent you Janet's website that
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: I found. It is giving Letitia Collier, Boss Bae, Boss Bitch, Boss...
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think Janet is any kind of a scammer.
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: Like Letitia. You never know.
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, she looks legit, but.
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: That looks like.
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: Every girl in Galveston County who all of a sudden
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: decides they want to do taxes.
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: It is the same template. Yeah. Which does not inspire
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: me to want her to do my taxes. It just doesn't.
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: A leg coming through with a high heel does not
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: make me think, you know what? That's my tax gallery there.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: Maybe she was selling lashes or something like that or like.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: A little lot or something.
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: My money? My money, no. I'm going to.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: Need you to have a calculator or something in your
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: goddamn hand.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: If you want to do my taxes.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: Well, Janet is, she's 60 now and she's with Drew
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: who's And I, this week, started getting a Airbnb vibe
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: from their house.
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: I was wondering if you were going to.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: Looking around and there's nothing, nothing personal in this house.
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: Not one thing.
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: And she seems like the type of person who would
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: have a poster-sized photo of herself.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, not just one.
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: Several poster-sized photos of herself, her and Drew. She just
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: gives off that vibe.
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: And there was... There was nothing, no photos.
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: So, um, it's the day after the party and Drew
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: wakes up and says, after the whole ordeal last night,
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: I slept on the couch. So we're to believe this
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: man slept in a velour sweatsuit.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Come on now. He took out that bed
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: to rent a velour anything.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: It is skin tight. That would not be comfortable to
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: sleep in. You would be sweating your ass off. Um,
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: So she walks out, and he's like, where are you going?
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: She's like, just remember, you know, boss babe, hashtag boss bitch,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving. And he says, where are you going? And
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: she goes, after last night, you act like nothing happened.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: Now listen, we saw them have this one little interaction
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: with this girl, Kendra, who was a plant. And now
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: we're to believe that they didn't speak for the rest
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: of the night, and she's mad at him, and he
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: had to sleep on the couch.
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: I assume that she may have spoken to him just.
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: So people wouldn't think something was going on. But she
• 3:55
  Speaker 3: was pissed the entire time.
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  Speaker 2: Because she's 60.
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: And she continuously lets us know that she's 60.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: And it was her birthday. It was her birthday. And
• 4:04
  Speaker 2: she turned 60. It was indeed her 60th birthday party.
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: It was a milestone. It was a milestone. It was
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: her day. And she was bugging. Oh, you're so right. So....
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: She walks out and he's like, where are you going?
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: And she goes, you know, you're jacking like nothing happened.
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: And he goes, I did not know that girl. And
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: she says, well, you were not respecting my feelings. It
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: was supposed to be all eyes on me. And you
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: let this happen. It was a milestone birthday. You didn't
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: grab the mic. You didn't make a speech or even
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: give me flowers. And we see the clip where she
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: had the mic and she looked at him and he said,
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: give it to six.
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  Speaker 2: There was no reason for her to say anything.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you have to give a speech at a
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  Speaker 3: birthday party?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for coming.
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  Speaker 1: So nice.
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: Thank you all.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone take a shot. Why did he have to get?
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: She had this grand birthday party. What the fuck was
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: a bouquet of flowers from HEB going to do?
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  Speaker 2: You're right. I don't get it.
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: And you didn't give me flowers. And he goes, OK,
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: so you're saying I ruined your birthday. He says, I
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: had all the intentions of giving a speech, but I
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: was trying to keep the flow of the party going.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: And he says, I feel like you're just going back
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: to the past. Now, here where she's talking in the driveway,
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: did you notice they had to blur out her nipple?
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: Well, I thought she accidentally pulled down part of her dress.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, so it was a nipple cover up. Yeah, it
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: was a bra. OK, OK.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: Well, they blurred it, whatever it was. So it led
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: me to believe it was a nipple. And he says,
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do things differently now. And he goes,
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: we've been together five years, married. And she says, well,
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: your actions speak louder than words.
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: I don't get what he did.
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  Speaker 3: She's taking it out on the wrong person because he's like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that girl.
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  Speaker 2: And I kind of believe him. I think she knows
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: more about the girl than he does. Totally. Yes. Yes.
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: I think she knows the girl and notices her around,
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: but he doesn't know. She's so short. How could he
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: even see her? So the talking head, she says, I
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: wanted that milestone birthday to be special. I don't want
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: to be a babysitter for my husband. He needs to
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: be the leader of the house and protect me at
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: all costs.
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  Speaker 2: Stop bossing him around. He's not your bodyguard. Do you
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: want him to be your husband, your son, or your bodyguard?
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: You're giving him too many jobs. That's true. That's true.
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: So I'm talking to him.
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm shocked. I can't believe she's acting like this. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I also can't believe I slept
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: in a velour sweatsuit.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you bought a velour sweatsuit.
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: That's part of his clothing line, I'm sure.
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: I tell you what, it better not have said juicy
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: on the ass.
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: He just unstitched those letters and he was like.
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: The Drew collection. Yeah, exactly.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: So now we have Janet's friends come over.
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: We got Dr.
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  Speaker 1: Lexi again and Natalie. And by the way, when you
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: look up janet's website if you look up dr janet
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: jackson gordon she's also a doctor no explanation as to
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: how or why so then i went to linkedin to
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: see where she did in fact get her medical degree
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: or her phd and it just says she got her
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: undergrad from like university of tennessee where'd she get that
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: doctor doctor.
• 7:29
  Speaker 3: I mean i think you could just nowadays you literally
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: could just put dr in front of your name Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, who's going to stop? I mean, I think
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  Speaker 2: who was it?
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  Speaker 3: Maya Angelou did the same thing. Like it was Dr. Maya,
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  Speaker 3: but she wasn't a doctor.
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: Now listen, don't speak ill of Maya Angelou. I do
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  Speaker 1: think she had some sort of like doctrine in poetry
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  Speaker 1: or it was bestowed upon her by a university.
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: So again, you don't have to actually do the work.
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  Speaker 1: But who bestowed it upon Janet is what I want
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  Speaker 1: to know.
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  Speaker 2: She did. Oh, okay. Because it doesn't say it in
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  Speaker 2: her bio at all. Because she's not.
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  Speaker 1: In 1999, Janet was bestowed an honorary doctorate by Georgetown University,
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  Speaker 1: just like something, so you would know, but it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: say it.
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  Speaker 2: And now she's doing taxes.
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  Speaker 1: She does it all.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: She's not doing taxes. Stop it. Okay. Okay.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: If you guys don't know what we're talking about, we're
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: talking about Letitia from Love At Your Lockup, who's about
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: to have a baby but has been sentenced to like
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: 40 years in prison.
• 8:41
  Speaker 3: And I think her husband's going to end up doing 50.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, just horrible. Okay.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: So, but she's a tax expert. So, Natalie and Dr.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: Lexi.
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: Now, Natalie also has decided for this meal she's going
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: to put her boobs completely out to the world.
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  Speaker 2: Where were they going? Nowhere. They were sitting in the Airbnb.
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: Why were they dressed this way? Why was Dr. Ashley
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: trying to represent that neck tribe?
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: This is Dr.
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  Speaker 2: Lexi. Now, Dr.
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  Speaker 1: Lexi, last time we also saw, had the big afro.
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  Speaker 1: And I just think she's extra. And I enjoy it.
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: I think she gets like, she says, I'm going to
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: be this culture today. I'm going to be that culture today.
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: I tell you what, I'm not going to wear a
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: necklace that when I turn my neck, all I can
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: do is this. Slowly. Because she could barely move. I
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: hope they went somewhere afterwards.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: I like Dr.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: Lexi style.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: Natalie just had her girls out.
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  Speaker 1: So they talk about the party and how amazing her
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: gold dress.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: Was and we get a shot of it.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: That dress was amazing, but maybe a smidge too tight,
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: just a smidge.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: I think that's how she likes to wear her stuff.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a smidge. It could have just been let
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: out just a little. So she says, you know, I
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: was so happy that so many people were there celebrating me.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: But midway through the party, this girl, Kendra, goes up
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: and is talking to Drew. And he was like, oh,
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: I was just being nice. I don't even know that girl.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: And Lexi goes, come on, come on. He was acting
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: like that. Now, if he will do that in your face,
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: what will he do behind your back?
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: He didn't do anything. Just be nice to people? Yeah,
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: he was being cordial. Yes.
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, if this girl is as crazy as Janet
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: says she is, she might have would have acted a
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: fool had he ignored her or been mean to her.
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: And now they're gassing her up about something that really
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: didn't make any sense.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Lexi says, you know, it is his job to protect
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: you and not to let another woman disrespect you. And
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Natalie says, all I want is to be sure her
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: heart is protected. And then they're like, and he didn't
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: even give a speech.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: I even gave him an opportunity. I turned with the microphone.
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: He said, give it a chance.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: He didn't even give me a speech. I mean, I
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: was like, okay.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: I would not want to be at anyone's birthday party
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: and someone just handed me a mic to make a speech.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: And like he said, he goes, I've given you a
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: speech for every event ever. And she was like, it
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: was my milestone 16.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's not the best man.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: He's not the maid of honor who needs to make
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: a damn speech at the end of the night.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: He's a husband.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: So she says, you know, I love Drew, but I
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: won't be willing to accept this if it goes on
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: any further.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: So basically he needs to never speak or make eye
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: contact with another woman. Even a waitress. Even a waitress.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: This is getting bad.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: My buddy will order for me. I'm not allowed to
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: look right at you.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's going to get sick of that shit real quick.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about our favorite couple. Kent, we're to your
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: part now. So stop fast forwarding. Stop fast forwarding. We're
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: to JN and Kent now.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Which we didn't see a lot of Kent this episode. No,
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: that was good.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: So JN, by the way, I have been told by
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Kent and also somebody else that she is 30, not 33.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Where I got 33, I don't know.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: It could have been. Well, her mom was still in
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: her teens when she had her.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Her mom was still 17, not 15.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, the point is this.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: The girl is 30, not 33, which, by the way,
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't make it look better for Kent. It makes it
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: look worse. But anyway, she's 30, has three kids. So
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: she's walking with her mom. They're going on a picnic,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: and they're talking about how beautiful Hawaii is. I mean,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: my God, everywhere you go in Hawaii, that's what it
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: looks like.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's the kind of place where you go and
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: you go, I.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Could totally live here.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: You could just feel it.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Well, she wants to be where her family is, but
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: it's so beautiful. I've only been there once, one time
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: for nine days. And I was like, well, I'm never
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: going home. Fuck them kids.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: My best friend lives there. She's like, I'm never coming
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: back to live in the States. They retired there.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, just incredible. So can I get your Amazon
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: packages like in a day or two there? By the way,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Hawaii is also the States.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Before somebody corrects us, we know that.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: You said she's never coming back to the States. Oh,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: the mainland. The mainland. The mainland, yes. Because God knows
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: someone would be like, we're mailing you a map.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: A globe.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: We're sending you a globe.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: And it is gorgeous there. So they're sitting there. And
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: she tells her mom, I haven't talked to Kent since dinner. And,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: you know, he doesn't want me to go back to
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: the Philippines because he's afraid of what happened to him
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: before with the girl from Vietnam and the baby will
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: happen again. And mom says, you need to try to
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: talk to him calmly and convince him to agree. And
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I think that sometimes we have seen a little smattering
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: of they are able to talk calmly.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: A smattering.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: But then it always turns.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: It just turns bad. And they both do it. They
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: both do it.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: So she says, I've tried to convince him, but he says,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: it's also about money. We can't afford the trip. He
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: made so many promises to me that he did not keep.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: And mom says, he made you, he just made you
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: into a baby maker.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: That's sad.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: And she says, he knows I have no money, so
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I can't go to the Philippines. And mom says, once
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: you get a job, you'll have the power to stand
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: up to him. And then she says, you know, I
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: never had to rely on jn's dad i had a
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: business and i worked very hard but i see myself
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: in jn getting married really young to an older man
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: so we're sort of getting the story but i still
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: quite don't quite get it.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: It was a lot of like okay i get it
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: then it was like okay what like yeah yes say
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: stuff that makes you say wait wait but you just
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: said but i wonder does she have access to their
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: bank account oh i think not.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Because she makes it seem like she does not no
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: i think it's not okay Yeah, I don't think she does.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: She shouldn't have to ask him for money. She shouldn't say, hey,
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: I need to go to the grocery store.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Can I? How does she go to the grocery store?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: She can't drive.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: She can't drive. He drives her everywhere. It's awful.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: So she's going to get an Uber and drive herself
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: right to the airport.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: If you don't watch out.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: So the mom says, remember Sonia's 47. Mom says, what
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I feel about J.N. 's husband is that he manipulates her.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: And he's very similar to. to JN's dad. He was
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: almost 11 years older than me. So she was pregnant
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: at 17 with a 28-year-old man, if you want to
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: do the math on that.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Which here is against the law. Here is against the law.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is over there.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I'm going to look.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: These ladies like their men older. I will say that.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Age of consent in the Philippines... a legal agent consent
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: for sexual activity in the Philippines is 16 years old.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: And this is from the, this is from the global
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: platform for child exploitation. But children who are 13 years
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: old can engage in sexual activity with somebody no more
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: than three years older. So if you're 13, it's okay
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: for having sex with a 16 year old, 16 year old.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: And if you're 16, you can do whatever you want. Again,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I would like you guys to know this is coming
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: from a website called Global Platform for Child Exploitation.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Okay. So we'll leave that there.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: So this woman was 17, pregnant with a 28-year-old man.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: And she continues on and says, I had no money
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: and I had to be subservient because I had no money.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: So I think what she's trying to say is she
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: then started a business and got independent so she didn't
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: have to rely on him for the money.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: But when she was 17, she had this baby. So
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Jan says, I wish and I wish I would have
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: gotten to know him better before. And the mom says,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: but you had a good life in the Philippines and
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: we were able to provide everything you needed. And we
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: thought when you moved away, you would have a really
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: good life. And I feel sad for you because you
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: didn't and you're not able to really enjoy your life.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I thought he would treat you like a princess, but
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: that is not the case.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: It's kind of makes you wonder.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: It's like, OK, so she had this great life in
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: the Philippines.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Why was she?
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Because here's the thing. And I know people say I
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: go too hard for Kent. It's not that I go
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: too hard for Kent.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think he's. I'm not even sure what.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: The right word is, but I think, again, people keep
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: forgetting this is transactional. They both wanted something out of
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: the deal.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: So they use each other. And I'm not just going
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: to say, well, I'm on the girl's side because she's
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: a girl. Well, no, she wanted to get here. She
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: used him. He wanted a baby maker. So he used her.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: But why, why does she have to leave the Philippines
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: if life was so good there?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think life was so good there. I
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: think mom was like, you had all your basic needs met.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: You could have a job. You could leave the house
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: if you wanted to.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: You could go to the grocery store. You could have autonomy.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: And I think that Here, she is a baby maker.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: She feels like a nanny. And she doesn't ever seem
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: to do anything unless he says, we're going to dinner.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: We're doing this. And I think some of that's put
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: off for the show.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: It could be. It could be.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Or their TikTok or whatever the fuck they're trying to promote.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: But she says, I feel like a nanny. I feel
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: like I've wasted six years. I gave him all my 20s,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: but I don't know if I'll give him my 30s.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: So I looked it up and they've been together since
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: she was 24 and he was 55. So I feel
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: like they met, they met in the Maldives or something,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: or you were there to big money.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Right. Yep.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: And then he goes to the Philippines and says, I
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: want to marry you. I want to bring you home.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Let's let's do it. And the parents agreed because they thought, okay, great.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: She's going to have this great life and she'll come
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: back twice a year and visit us with the kids.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Girls, you got to get stuff in writing before you
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: agree to it.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: And so she does have a beautiful home and three
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: great kids.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: She's not the nanny because they're your children. Therefore, you
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: do have to take care of them.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: But I think that her point is like, you know,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: it'd be nice if I could just leave the house
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: and have a friend or, you know, just join a
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: mom's group or just anything, you know, um, That's.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: What happens when you married an old man. Like, he's old.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: He doesn't figure you have to go out and have fun.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: And he works in the house.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: And he works in the house. Yeah. Or just looks
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: at YouTube in the house. Whatever he's doing. Okay.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: So talking head, Jan says, I feel my mom's sadness
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: for me. And I don't regret my kids, of course.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I love them so much. But I regret that I
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: have let him disrespect me. And I regret that I
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: did not speak up for myself. I know in my
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: heart I can do better. And if it doesn't change,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have a hard decision in my life.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Okay. So that I think you're a new man.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I think she explained it well here, you know, she's
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: sort of let this go on too long and she
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: didn't put her foot down. She didn't get anything in
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: writing and you know, all right. So today's the day
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: the mom, Sonia is leaving. So she's been there two weeks,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I guess. And you know, she's saying, mom, my kids
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: will miss my mom so much and I'm going to
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: miss being able to speak in my own language. So,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Kent comes in. He's like, hey, girl. Thanks so much
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: for coming. It meant so much to J.N.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: That you were here.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, lady. And Sonia says, my advice. He's just
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: so smiley. And Sonia says to Kent, my advice, really,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: take care of your family and your wife. And he says,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I'm trying.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: I'm trying. He doesn't know what that means. I mean.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: He thinks it's just, I... Provides you with a home.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Here's a house. You have clothes. Yeah. That's what he
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: thinks it is. I mean, they may need some mayor's
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: therapy or something like that. Yes, I think so. He's
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: just an old man. This is what old men do.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: This is what they do. I know, but he's just
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: like the age of my sister's husband. But he acts
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: like an old man. They don't act old. It's a problem. Yeah,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: he acts old.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: In a few years when we're still podcasting and Dave
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: is 61, I'm going to say, remember when you were
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: saying Kent was an old man and now my husband's
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: that same age?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter when Dave is that age.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: It don't matter when you're 61.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Right. It's not that far. Then I'm like, don't fire me.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Don't fire me. You're 61 and old. Let's
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: hope I'm retired. Okay. Right. Okay. Okay.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: So the talking head Sonia says, the things I saw
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: were a concern. I feel that JN has no freedom.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: And talking head JN says, my mom is really sad
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: seeing this relationship that I have with my husband. She
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: doesn't want me to experience what she had to. Back
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: when my parents were together, I remember it. It was
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: only bad things. So my mom understands everything. She's been
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: through it. And I feel like my life is all
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: his and I'm just here and I have nothing for myself.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I think what she needs to sometimes when you feel
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: like you're trapped, you're not as trapped as you think
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: you are.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You feel like all the
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: walls are closing in. I mean, she's on TikTok. Why
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: does she start like a mom's group from where she is?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: And that, you know what I mean? Like, hey, you guys,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: let's meet up or you can come to my house
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: or I can come to your house.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Like there's ways that she could go about getting out there.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: I think she just I think she just is brainwashed.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: We need to find her TikTok because we see a
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: lot of clips of his TikTok. We've seen a lot
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: of clips. I don't know if we've seen any clips
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: of her TikTok.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: If we did, I forgot.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: So somebody send those to me.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Not you, Kent.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Somebody else send those to us, JN's TikToks, and then
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: we'll see her perspective and see how much.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Control she has over her own phone. That's what I'd
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: like to see, you know? He probably gave her a
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: flip phone. Or she can't do shit with it. Oh, God.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: So the mom in the car, you know, she's sitting
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: in the car saying goodbye. And the mom says, you
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: have to be brave about this. He shouldn't be the
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: only one who gets his way all the time because
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: that is what happened to me. I was always the
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: one just following along and nothing came of it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: But for the sake of you, I did it. We endured.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: And she cries and says, I remember everything and I
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: don't want you to end up like me.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: You have no money. You're sad. You're hurt. Nothing good's
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: going to come for this. And J.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Ann says, but it's for the kids right now.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: It sounds like the dad was a little bit, like,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: physically abusive, too. Because she keeps saying, I remember everything.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: And you're like, ugh. Yeah. Yeah. So J.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Ann brings Rosie back to the house. And they all wave.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: And he tries to put his arm around her to
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: do the happy family.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: And she goes, don't touch me. He just does not
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: know how to read a fucking room at all. He
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: just doesn't.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: And she's so sad too, you know? And so he says,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: what were you talking about me? And they walk up
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the stairs. She goes, you don't want to know.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: And he's like, yeah, he's, he's not picking up on
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: the fact that she said, maybe give her a gift,
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: like do something nice for her.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: But he thinks I did this. I don't want to
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: hear your mouth anymore. Shut up for the rest of
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: the year.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: But how about like, could you research the, the cheapest
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: time to fly to the Philippines and, If it's all
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: about money and then book a ticket like six months
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: in advance. So you're literally getting the very best deal
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: you possibly can. And then say in six months, we're
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: going to go, you.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Know, he wants her to shut the fuck up now. Well,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: We do see in a preview that they, that they,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: they go somewhere. Hope it's the Philippines.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: So, I mean, we see her go somewhere.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: So yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Let's move on to Kai and Brooke. Now, we did
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: find out this week that Kai was married before to
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: an influencer who passed away, sadly, from cancer. But that
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: was his wife. And they were like influencers together. And
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: then she.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Passed away, which is terrible. But people have pictures of
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: them on the Internet. But his name wasn't Kai. It
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: was like Brent. I told you that wasn't his name. Yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Those were their names.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: But I think Brooke is her name. But I think
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: he changed his name.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Boobie Brooke. Big old titty Brooke. Here she comes. It's mama.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Babe Brooke.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Mama.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: It's mama.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: They say babe so much. Babe. Babe. It's sickening. Babe.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: It's almost as bad, you don't watch, but 90 Day Fiancé,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: we've got Shay, who's from Paducah, Kentucky, and Anna Lynn,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: who's from the Philippines.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: He's like, my, my, my, my. Because he's just such.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: A redneck, you know?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: He's like, hi, babe. We're going to make you a smoothie, babe.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: And she's like, okay, babe.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to make the smoothie.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: He's like, all right, babe. The smoothie was good, babe.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, stop.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It's so gross. It's so gross. It's
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: just gross. Okay. So here we go with the babes.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: So we see Brooke pull up into a parking lot
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: just in one of– this is in a sexy.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Room with an ugly– Brooke does not give a fuck.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: This is twice. Girl. We have seen this woman in
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: a car with lingerie on. Girl.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Girl. Shorts and a t-shirt. Change when you get there.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: It's Florida.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: What if her car broke down?
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Well, someone would surely pull over to help.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Her.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: They're going to do some professional photos today. And we
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: see the hilarious because he's like, I'm going to take
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: these pictures. Oh, they're so sexy. And the production crew
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: from WeTV walks up and like helps him use the camera,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: which was so funny.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: They're like, first you take the lid off the camera.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Here's how you focus.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: He had no idea what the fuck he was doing.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Because he was like, oh, I'm going to try to
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: use my new camera. Now, oh, it's all, the screen's
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: all black. You got to take the lid off.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. it. Yeah. Poor Kai.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: So they talk about, she's posing and, you know, whatever.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: And they talk about how great it was to talk
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to his family. And we see a lot of photos.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: And she's like, okay, daddy, I got this outfit too.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: What do you think I get this outfit, daddy?
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: It's enough with him calling you mommy without you calling
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: him daddy as well.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too much.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: It's a lot. So she is putting on a new outfit.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: He goes, ooh, I'm going to blast a Diplo in
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: this bitch. She goes, what's a Diplo? Do you think
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: she was serious? No, I think they totally planned that.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I think he probably said to production, do you guys
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: like Diplo? I'm going to put it on.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: They're like, say that and see if she knows what
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: it is. Okay, all right. Because it was just like
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: really random that he said Diplo of all the people. Right. Right. Yeah.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: So they send a note, like a voice video out
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: to the subscribers.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Like, guess what, guys?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I know you missed us, but we're back making content
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: for you. Mommy is back, baby. Love your mommy.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: And those five subscribers were so happy. Those five subscribers
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: were like, oh, they're back. I've been holding it in
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: all this time. Now I can just let it all out.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: And they're playing Diplo in the background. Oh, my God.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: So sexy.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: So the next day she's sitting on the bed and
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: he walks in and he goes, hey, babe. And she says, hey, babe.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: And then she says, babe, we.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Need to talk.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I saw you posted some of the photos that we took.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: He goes, yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: She goes, babe, those things that you posted are so explicit.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: You can't post those. That means people won't go to
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: the other page.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: It's too explicit. He's like, she's right.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: And he's like, no, babe, that'll get people to go.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: She's like, no, they got to want something, you know?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Then her son, Zachary, who's 20, he calls and goes, hey, mom,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: we haven't called in a bit. We wanted to check in.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: She's like, hey, babe.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And he says, yeah, I just wanted to tell you, like,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: my lease is up. And could I move in with
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: you guys for a bit so I can get money
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: saved up before I get a new apartment? She's like, oh,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure it's okay. But let me talk
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: to Kai. When do you need to know?
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Say hi, Kai.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: It's so awkward. He's like, hey.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: It was awkward because they don't talk. Hey, my friends,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: my buddy. Right.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: So in her talking head, she says Zachary's dad was
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: her second husband and he died a few years ago.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: And Zachary's been through a lot. The dad dying and then,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you know, seeing all.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Of her failed relationships.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Now, isn't this guy her fifth husband? So since Zachary's dad,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: this is the third time she's been married and probably
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: six other relationships in between.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Too much. Too much. And then she really digs it
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: in by dating this guy.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: And now she's going to be like, guess what else
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I'm doing? You thought medical sales were where it's at,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: but no.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: This is going to be bad.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: So the talking head, Kai says, yeah, Zachary cut us
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: off and didn't even attend our wedding. So I haven't
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: spent much time with this guy. Like, I don't really
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: know him.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Well, guess what? You listen to Diplo. Maybe you guys
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: go to a concert together. And bond.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: So they get off the phone and they're like, whoa,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: like that's big. And he's like, dude. And she's like, babe.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: And then she goes, but you know, like that is
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: my baby. And he goes, yeah, that'd be a huge
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: change for our lifestyle, like in our business. I mean,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I guess he goes to work so we could do
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: our content while he's at work. And she goes, and
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: we're just going to have to have that conversation with him.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: If you made him tell his mom... Then you're going
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: to have to tell your kid who's 20.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah. And she might as well go ahead and
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: expect the worst. Expect the worst.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: So he goes, so Kai goes, do you think he's
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: going to like me? She goes, yeah, babe, what's not
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: to like?
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: He's going to like you smoke weed all the time.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: He'll love that shit.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: That's fun. And she says, me and your mom are
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: the same age. How would you feel if she was
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: dating somebody your age? And he goes, I would punch
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: a hole through a wall. That would not be cool.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, there you go. There you go. There you go.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: And then he's like, it's going to be a lot,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: but let's do it. Okay, Zachary's going to move in.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Now we get a scene of Kai and his even
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: more loser looking friend, Sean.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: All I see is these two like coming out of
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: a fucking van and nothing but smoke comes out.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Totally. Totally. It is hilarious. Babe. I wonder if they
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: call each other babe. Babe. Dude, bro.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: It reminds me of the fucking turtle from Finding Nemo.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Dude. High five. Yeah, little man. Yeah. Oh, my God.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: To me, I wrote, this is like Beavis and Butthead.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: It is. Yeah. It is.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: So they sit and talk, and Kai says to Sean
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: that he talked to his mom.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Like, that was intense. Oh, she loves me. Whatever. Doesn't matter.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: And he says, you know, our business hit a lull
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: because we couldn't do any content. So I took her
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: for some professional photos, and that was awesome. It was
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: going to be awesome.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Those were not professional photos.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: You just went to a professional studio, but your high
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: ass was still the photographer.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: So and then, man, listen to this. She got a
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: call from her son, Zachary. But, you know, Zachary, like
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: he cut it. He cut us off when we got engaged.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: But now, like he wants to move in. I don't know, man.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: He's like 20 or like 21. Man, he doesn't even
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: like me, man. Like now somehow we got to tell
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: him what his mom does. Like, oh, man, bro, I
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: got to make a good first impression. I hope I
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: don't say some dumb shit.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Well, you might want to put a muzzle over your
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: mouth because just about every other word you say is
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: pretty much dumb shit.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: God, like we got to like make a good impression
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: while telling him like, hey, I'm making MILF content with
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: your mom online, bro.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, man, this poor kid. He deserves better than this.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: And Kai goes, I don't see any way this is
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: going to go well. And then Sean says, cheers, my brother. Bro,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: is the camera going to leave so we can smoke weed?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: We're going to end with Vic and Caroline. Now, this
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: is the scene that I was upset by. When they
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: are in the car driving, how old did you think
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: she looked in the car?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: She looked about 13. Okay.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I said she looks like 13 years old instead of
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: 18 years old.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: And what was with the.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Stuff that she kept doing with her hands and arms?
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like, are we speaking dinosaur too? Like, what is it?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: What was she doing?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: She's a frail little wee thing. She's a tiny little thing.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: And the fact that she in the car has the
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: seatbelt on, I could not get over it. If anybody
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: in the world, not one human would ever say, this.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Is a couple. They'd say, this is father-daughter. With the
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: exception of the fact that she was dressed like a
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: cat lady. Yes, right, right, right. What the fuck does
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: she have on?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: She's dressed like she's going to the Mormon church.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: So she says they're headed to therapy. And she goes,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if Vic believes in therapy. But
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: right now, our priority should be our relationship, not working
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: on apartments. So they meet Anissa, A-Y-N-I-S-A, Anissa, the therapist.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I loved this therapist. She actually seemed like a real therapist.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: She does, because sometimes we're like, whose friend is this?
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Whose friend just put D-R in front of their name
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: for this scene?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I think she really went to school. Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I do too.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: So Caroline says, my problem is he's at the bar
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: and he works so much. It makes me feel dismissed
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: and not important and not chosen. And Vic says, yeah,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: we're good during the week, but the weekend rolls around.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: She gets jealous of me being at the bar. And
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, I was dead asleep, dead asleep.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: And she started screaming at me and woke me up.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, It happens. It happens.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: But why did he have on those mustard yellow Nikes.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: With that suit?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: His style is atrocious. He had on suspenders with the
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: skinny black tie. It's like he's the member of an
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: 80s new wave band. I don't understand what he's doing.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. And it does not make him...
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: I think he thinks it makes him look younger. No. No, indeed.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: It ages you. It makes you look stupid.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: It makes him look like he's stuck in the 80s
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: with his style.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: So.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: She says, well, I had told him, hey, there's this
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: girl that helped my ex cheat on me. And she
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: keeps following you and unfollowing you, which is weird. So
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I said, just block her. She's trying to get. your attention.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: And then I was on Facebook and it popped right up.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: This girl was suggested to me to be a friend
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: and you have mutual friends and it's Vic. And he goes,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know how that happens. And she goes, you
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: don't even know this girl. He's like, I'm 50. I
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: don't even understand Facebook.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Like, what are you talking about?
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: She's too young to be screening his Facebook, like counting
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: his friends and think like, get out of it.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: This is too much. This is toxic, toxic, toxic, toxic.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: So he says, you know, I tried to do nice
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: things for her for her birthday. I took her to Disneyland.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: That's appropriate. Yeah. That's within her age group. Yeah.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Her granddad took her.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: To Disneyland for her birthday.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: She goes, and then he exchanged Instagram accounts with our waitress.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, her family was from the same
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: town in Italy as mine. And we got into pizza talk.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: It's like, hey, if you're ever in wherever they live,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: come see us and get some pizza. And she's like,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get pizza with this stranger.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: And she goes, and the girl was younger than me.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: And she says to him, you know, you're not my child.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I should not have to talk to you in a
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: gentle parenting way.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: And he says... It got real weird then. It got
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: real weird.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: And he goes, you're not my child either. You're like
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: a raving lunatic.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's questionable because he may be her dad.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: We just don't know it yet. I don't know.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Anissa says... do you think this is productive?
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: And they go, no.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: And Anissa says, okay, so imagine another couple, just another couple.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: One is anxious, Caroline. The other is avoidant, Vic. So
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: in this conflict, what would the anxious person need? And
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: he says, reassurance. And Anissa says, yes.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: And Vic goes, yeah, I mean, I think an engagement
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: ring would do it. But I feel like we're in
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: this vicious cycle. And she goes, what? She goes, I
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: feel like you're dangling in front of me. Like, this
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: is something you could get, but you have to behave.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: We've been together for three years.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Well, an engagement ring should not even be part of
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: any equation having to do with them. Because that would
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: signify a potential marriage.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: And they should not even be thinking like that at all. No,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: absolutely not. Someone's going to get hurt. Yeah, absolutely.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Physically, maybe.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: And she says, I mean, you've already known me for
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: three years. And he goes, well, your behavior is worse recently.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Because she's a 21-year-old girl child. How dare you? She's 24.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: A woman child. Oh, shit. She's 24? She's 24. They
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: met when she was 21. Correct.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: So Anissa says a lot of smart therapy words that
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go through right here. But says,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you these things to think on.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Which was like, you know.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: You and I have both said this. Whenever you go
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: to therapy, and I haven't been in years, but whenever
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I would go.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I'm going Monday.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever you would go, even if you think I've
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: got nothing to talk about, like this is a waste
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: of time, a waste of money.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: You do.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: You always leave with like one thing and you're like, okay,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: that gave me something to think about.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Always. Always. That's how it should be. Yeah.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: You talk, talk, talk, and you're like, oh, I'm so
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: boring and I talk too much and this person, blah, blah, blah.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: And then you leave and you're like, okay, that was
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: something to think about.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: So in the car, he goes, you know, that went
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: better than I thought. I'm glad that I went. I
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: feel better.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Do you feel better?
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: And she goes, so are you willing to work on
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: some of the things that we talked about? And he goes, yeah,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: your issue of being jealous. And she goes, are you
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: willing to work on the things that make me jealous? Like,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: don't do the things that are going to make me jealous. Like,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: don't follow random women. And he goes, don't give me ultimatums.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: And she says, what we're doing is not working. I
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: feel like sometimes you just do things or say things
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: to appease me. We need to take these lessons.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: He does.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Because he's avoidant. And she says, we need to take
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: these lessons and use them.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, I.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Think we should both take a pause before jumping to conclusions.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: And she goes, I need to take a pause sometimes
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: before jumping into action. And she says, maybe I need
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: to chill before talking to you about stuff, but maybe
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: you need to stop doing this stuff.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I think you should pause and go back home to
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: your parents. I do, too. I think he should try
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: to get his first wife back. He should try to
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: get his first wife back. Or just, he doesn't need
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: to be married to anyone. He just needs to be single.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: He needs to be single.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Fuck around town. That's what he needs. Yeah, because I
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: think that's what he's doing anyway.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And then just try to find a nice, like, 45-year-old.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Okay.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Because, you know, we know he already has kids. So,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's never going to want to have kids
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: with her.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: And she's 24. Oh, wait. I didn't know he had kids.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I just knew he was married.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I believe in our last piece of information that we
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: found out he had kids.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Should I look it up real quick? Okay.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I actually don't know if he has kids.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Kayden, our source, let us know if he has kids.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Because I just quickly went and reread your email. And
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: it doesn't say anything about kids. But he's not going
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: to have kids with his 24 year old.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, okay. She better not fucking get pregnant by
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: that guy. Okay.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: So then she says, you need to reframe your thinking
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: and put as much work into this relationship as you
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: do a business. And then here's the problem. She has
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: this mindset where she says, I've put in so much
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: work with this for the last three years.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I don't want to start over with somebody else. You
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: are 24 years old. You have plenty of time to
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: start over multiple times. 24. You are not 61. You
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: could have three more marriages. You could have five marriages. Yeah.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: That's sad.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: That is terrible that she thinks I put in three years.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: I don't have to start over. Girl.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, where is your mother?
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: So he says, well, I want to correct our issues.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah, you've got more issues than me.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: So it's always like, I want to do something to
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: fix it. Yeah, you need to do something to fix it.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Or I don't want to do it.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be triggered. Then you don't do
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: something to trigger me. Neither one of them takes any accountability.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: None, none.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: But now we see Vic hanging out at 1 a.m.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: At the bar.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: He's self-filming. He's DJing. Shoot me, kill me, throw me
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: off a bridge. Why is this old man DJing?
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Where is Diplo? Diplo is the real DJ.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Diplo is not here.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: No. Diplo's like, please stop mentioning my name with these people. Oh,
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: my God.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Copyright infringement. So we see him hanging out. He's self-filming.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: His buddy goes, man, you should go home. And then
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: we see Caroline in bed self-filming. And she goes, it's
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: been two weeks since therapy. It's 1.45 a.m. He's still
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: out at the bar. I do not trust Vic. It's
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: the same behaviors over and over. What was the point
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: of going to therapy? None of this is surprising.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: So he's DJing.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: People are taking shots at the bar. He says Daisuke
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: is a Tokyo-style record bar and has the best sake
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: in town. Did your dog hear his name?
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: No, but I told him last night when I was watching.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: I said, Saki, they said your name. They said your
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: name on TV.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: We see him taking selfies, you know, like, hey, come
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: on out to Daisuke. It's 1 a.m. And Caroline says,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I hate that he spends so much time there. He says, sorry,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: he says, Caroline hates that I spend so much time here.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: She thinks I'm hitting on girls, but... Let's get this straight.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I've never had to hit on girls. Girls hit on me.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I let the game come to me.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: You pay women to hit on you. No woman is
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: just hitting on you. Please stop.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Stop lying to us because we see your face. Now,
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: if we were all love.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Is blind and we were behind, you said that. OK, well,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: we see you. We can see you.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: He looks I wonder what he would look like if
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: he stopped drinking and doing coke. Allegedly, I think he'd
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: look way younger.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: You know, but that look at younger doesn't mean attractive. Okay. Well,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: we all, they're like toast to Vic. Woo.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Toast to Daisuke. Caroline walks in. She flings open the door.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Like a mom with a robe on. And she goes,
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: what are you doing?
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: And he goes, Hey girl, what's going on? And she goes,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: this girl is kissing you. You just posted it on Instagram. Now,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: obviously they live in the apartment right above.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, they did. Okay.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: So everybody's going to think you're with another woman.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: He goes, you know, Sophia, hey.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Sophia's like, hey, girl.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: And these are our customers. And she's like, I don't
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: give a fuck.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: And he goes. Good for her.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: And he goes, hey, calm down. She goes, I don't care.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed to be associated with you.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, Vic. Yes.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: And she slams the door and storms out.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Kaia and Brooke are writing this. Now, this would be
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: good for our next scene.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Mom catches me out late past curfew and comes.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: To find me.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: And I'm DJing like Diplo.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: There you go. You're welcome. You're welcome.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: So he says to the customers, he goes, Hey guys,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. It's like same shit every night. Am
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: I right? Bitches, are they crazy?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, you might need to start going
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: home earlier. And, uh, and he goes, ah, she'll get
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: over it. And the one girl goes, maybe you should
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: respect her boundaries.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Or how about the fact you live right upstairs? If
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: something goes wrong down below, all you have to do
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: is walk down the stairs and handle it.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: And they go, maybe you should respect your boundaries and
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: go upstairs and go home to her. He goes, I
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: don't want to fucking go home.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Please break up with him.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Next time on Dr. Eric, he sees a pretty girl
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: and his sister or somebody close to his age says, Eric,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: you are 74 years old.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. What I hope this is, is his first wife.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I hope he's having lunch with his first wife, who's like,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: are you fucking insane?
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, that would be good. Yeah. But it's probably
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: a sister.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Kent says, my marriage could be in a bad place.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: You think?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Really, Kent? Kent says, my marriage could be in a
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: bad place. And he tells Jan, lately I've been thinking,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: do I love you? Which I think means he's going
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: to say, like, so I'm going to spend the money
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: and let you go to the Philippines.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: That better be what he says.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Drew is talking to his buddies and says, Janet has
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: not talked to me since the party. She's mad about
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: me talking to that shorty. Do people say shorty anymore?
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, old people do. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, she was, in fact, short, and that's kind
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: of what I meant.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she is short. Yeah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: That's kind of what I meant, but then I realized
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: it sounded like I was being shorty, but I really
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: meant it.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: She did come off that way. Oh, thank you. It's okay.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Thanks for being honest. Tynesha talks to her friend slash sister.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Is it her friend? Is it her sister? That's her friend.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Got the same hair? Okay. Yeah.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: And says, he still won't let me back in either
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: one of our homes.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: He'll let you. Back in your home, girl.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: And the friend says, you need to speak to an
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: attorney about your options. And she does. And she does.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Brooke welcomes Zachary home and they're having dinner. And he says,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: what's your new job? And she's like, well, pull out
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: your phone.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Don't sit on the couch, Zachary. Don't sit on the couch.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Everywhere you sit, wipe it down first. Wipe it down.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: We know that couch is cute.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: But you need to put a towel down. Protect yourself.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: That's so gross. So gross. Everybody, that is it.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: We have three more episodes of the show. And then
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: we're getting Love After Lockup therapy.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Therapy. Therapy.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: We don't know what it's called. But it's Love After Lockup.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: It's a new therapy one. And it looks good to me.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: And that's weird because we did see some terrible news today.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: About love after lockup you.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Guys um amber who we loved of amber and puppy
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: who we loved and love after lockup she was always
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: so nice and always trying to do the right thing
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: she did have a drinking problem later but she had
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: that nice boyfriend um that she passed away she had
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: so many health problems.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: It just kept getting worse and worse she had a
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: stroke earlier this year yeah she'd She couldn't bounce back.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: And I think it was from the years and years
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: and years. And she said it herself.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Of the hard drugs and catches up with you. Then
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: the drinking. Yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Really sad to hear that because, you know, we'd met
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: her mom and her and her stepdad, which was really
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: her actual dad. that they remarried or whatever. And of course,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: you know, puppy being her friend and the boyfriend and queen. Oh,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I loved queen.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Queen's been posting a lot.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, will you send that to me? Cause I didn't,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: that doesn't come up on my algorithm.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Well, we're very sorry to hear that because there's a
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: lot of people in love after lockup where we're like, yeah,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: not surprised. It's sad no matter what, but with Amber, we.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Really, This is one person he does root for. Yeah.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: He wants so much better for them. Yeah, we really did.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: We really did.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: So our thoughts are with Amber's family and friends. And
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: she had a lot of friends. And that's on that
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: sad note. Everybody, please make sure you're following us on
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: social media. That's the Libra Lounge with Keisha. It's Pink
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Shade Podcast. Keisha has a great podcast. Make sure you're
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: listening to that. And, you know, just go ahead and
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: hit that five stars button. For any podcast you like.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: You like a podcast, hit five stars. Write three words.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: This chick is funny.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: It was great. Yes. It was good.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Kimberly would like for you to say, these ladies have
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: beautiful necks.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: She's stuck on the necks.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: That one review about the necks, Kimberly can't let that
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: shit go.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: She loves to.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Talk about a smooth neck. And maybe somebody will get
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: a gross idea and think that we're a sex podcast
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: and then I'll get more listeners.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Whatever brings in the listeners we don't care we don't
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: give a fuck.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Oh and guys by the way if you're still listening
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: here and you wanted to come to libra fest there
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: are some people that are flipping tickets over because it
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: did sell out october 10th in new york so if
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: you go to my um facebook page it is pinned
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: at the top pink shade it's the it's the one
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: that everybody can see um not one that you have
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: to join i think you do have to join it
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: actually but anyway ingrid will let you right in um
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: At the top, it's pinned, Ticket Exchange. And you could
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: go in there and people, somebody wrote the other day
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: they had two tickets.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: And this person, I sent that to them and they
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: got the tickets. Okay, good. Good.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: So people are posting in there. So if you need
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: a ticket and you want to come to LibreFest, post
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: in there and see what happens because it is flipping over.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: So that's great.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: We are less than a month away from LibreFest. And
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: in exactly six days, I'll be hitting it hard with
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: the diet.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Hitting it hard. I already started. I'm like, okay, I
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: want to lose these little seven pounds. I'm going to
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: do it. I'm damn near starving to death.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I got 10. I got 10. I got 10.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: We can do this. We can do it.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, everybody, we will see you next week for Age Inappropriate.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: And if you like Plathville, we're doing a rewatch for
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: that over on Pink Shade Prime. We're into season five now.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, bye.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Bye.