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Episode 267: Toemosexual · Not That Serious

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  Let's gone vindication from mic on the way. It's a good day to day,
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  it's a good pod. It's gonna be a great fucking dirry. I'm
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  not gonna stop. I'm figuring gonna hurt like it was when I was fingering
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  propping that girl when I was fifteen, when Mike's in love. Because sports
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  stakes are better. Yes, my sports less angry by the power of love.
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  I'm empty. I'm I'm less angry because my balls are empty and my
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  heart is full of love. I love you, baby, balls empty heartful,
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  And that's the way you That's the way you gotta live like balls,
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  empty heartful. There's no better way. Because when the opposite that the title
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  is horriblest Murderers, that's that's when people are going to the clubs. Got
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  fullballs and empty hearts and empty don't nobody love them? Don't know, I
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  don't know why. I can tell you why you're angry, that's the title,
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  and they just living a prepetch will stay the blue balls for hearty,
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  empty balls for heart. See when your balls are full the empty clips mm
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  hmmm. You know what I'm saying, mm hmm. Message stead of empty
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  in your clips, empty your balls, and that's how you call solve school
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  do the security code of the three digits on the back. Thank you min
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  you something. Ye might say. Some cars have floor, some cars for
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  on the front. You'll get there one day, man, yeah, one
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  day, one day we'll get one of those cars. Mike sh yes,
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  black could be black, could could be one of the Yes, yes,
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  okay, that sounds extremely devious, extremely deep. Nigga horns grew miss sentenced.
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  Yes, excellent. But it is the day after Christmas. How's everybody's
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  holidays? How's everybody's Christmas holidays? Wow? Everybody that was? That was
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  good? It was cool? Uh you celebrated. Yes, only my mother
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  is a witness, not me. Hey, the gang follows a Baptist.
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  Mom's a witness the jus. But uh drove down to Atlanta. Uh well,
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  Forest Hill, Georgia with girlfriend Keana. Uh that's a long ass drive.
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  Uh we stopped at Is it passed Atlanta or I don't know. I
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  think it's close enough, like the right there. I'm guessing. I'm guessing
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  for Hills forest forest Park, forest Park said, forest Park, forest Park,
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  My bad. So so for pasted Atlanta past Atlanta? So was that
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  one of the songs one of the places in the amereta song? It's not
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  Atlanta. Probably probably probably in Atlanta, but uh yeah, spent it down
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  there with her family. It's first time meeting her family outside of her mom.
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  Uh met her granny, her uncle, and her two annoying gas cousins.
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  Nah. Bro. From the time they walked into the time they left,
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  straight chatterbox bro just not. I stopped talking, and for like an
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  hour she was trying to tell me I laughed. I'm like, I didn't
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  laugh. She's like, I seen you laugh. Three conversations go by.
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  I remembered you laughed. You did laugh. I'm like, okay, I
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  laughed. Cool country as half you laughed. I remember that country. I
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  heard it. I seen it. I heard it. You laughed. And
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  then her mom got this little teacup Yorkie. Okay, teacup Yorkie. It
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  was just like a little rat just jumping around, just scratching. But it
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  was cool. It was cool. And then we drove by, drove back
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  three hours ago, got here thirteen hours street non stop by myself. What
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  mm hmm show did Okay, it was a struggle. I did that before.
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  It was a big struggle for like the first half of it because it
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  was raining. It was real somber, but then the rain broke and I
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  got some energy, had a nice little car ride. Would you listen to
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  everything? Bro We watched the podcast this podcast No No, No, Horrible
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  Decisions. Then we watched the Here's the Thing that kept on stage, and
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  then we took turns. So we were singing Adele and Sam Smiths Jump,
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  and then we was taking turns, singing each line of the song as a
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  lyric came on immediately, and then we stopped and was about to watch the
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  Bibba Duke movie so driving, but I was driving. You're watching a movie
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  while driving? Yeah, we're gonna watch the Bible Duke movie. Nuts,
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  but we didn't want to listen to these podcasts, right yeah, yeah,
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  but sometimes like the visuals, watch the visuals helps like it while driving.
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  I'm just saying watching the visuals help better the experience of the podcast. Say,
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  Tesla's have Netflix and move on exactly. Tesla's got Netflix self pilot,
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  even though mine's was manual pilot. But the reason why we didn't watch the
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  Bobba Duke because we got high and the music was the sounds was talking.
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  So you were high watching movies while driving, and it was more of listening,
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  like, of course I ain't sitting there. Why it's more of listening.
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  But we didn't do it, you were just we didn't do it because
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  I had a Netflix and chill on the highway stop the sounds was and I
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  was like, nah, because I feel like a jump scared movie and I
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  don't need to be jump scared. Well that's why you don't watch. So
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  then we wanted to watch Girl. We wanted to watch in like six seven
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  episodes, a New Girl. And then I went down a Nelly rabbit hole.
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  I don't know why, uh old Nelly, and then m hm,
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  we went to old MTV James playlist. Okay, that's cool, and then
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  came here and did the podcast with you guys, nice fols. Full circle
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  okay, in one piece piece, okay, all right. Mine was cool.
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  Christmas Eve. I was over at my my family's house. We had
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  a nice little gathering. Saw some of my my cousins I guess step cousins,
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  you know, still my cousins. They all I saw him like two,
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  I guess maybe two years ago, and they're all almost my size,
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  which is very disheartening because one of them is fifteen and he's like six two.
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  She's like six and he's like solid, he's like a grown man.
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  We just hit him. Yeah, head lot, got gotta certain your dominance.
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  That every time I see my nephew, I'm like, Nigga, I
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  still beat your ass fuck around. You may be taller me now, but
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  I still beat your ass. You don't even be having that thought. I
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  remember being that guy like you didn't even have that thought. Like, I'm
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  still very afraid of you. I'm just trying to mind my business. Not
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  big than me, but I mean one time I was wrestling and it was
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  a little difficult. I'm like, I actually actually got tried. Now with
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  this nigga, I don't got the leverage no more he do. So yeah,
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  my little brother tried to that with me when I was down in Florida
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  and it didn't work out well. Yeah, because he's also like six two
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  and like talking to me, but still soft. He don't got the technique,
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  he doesn't have the full He's still little jeans of the black Asiatic.
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  Yes, his his brain developed yet, that's also true, his brain is.
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  But for actual Christmas Day, we went over Brandy's mom's house, had
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  a nice little gather, just a small dinner with her and little people over
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  there. Nothing major, something like nice, My Christmas is good. Like
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  the day or two before christ I went to to my girl's house. Her
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  parents were visiting because they had just all went on vacation together. Did some
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  gift exchanges. That was cool. Then Christmas Day was down here with my
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  family, regular you know Christmas type stuff, regular crazy. Yeah, so
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  it was good, nice, that was wid Uh No, my Christmas cool.
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  I was just at the career obviously I can't do much a yeah,
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  but either way, we didn't we weren't doing much anyway. My grandma wanted
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  us to come over. She was mad. Well, like the thing with
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  my family, like there's a there's a there's a decent amount of us,
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  know what I'm saying. When we got to get up and go somewhere,
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  it tastes a little bit. So we were like, you know, we'll
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  catch up with you tomorrow. We did, because there's a lot of in
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  the house. We all just wanted to stay home, you know. We
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  was being lazy, like my mom like made like brunch. So Christmas Day
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  or Christmas eve Day? Yeah, so Christmas Day, yeah, just chilled
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  and I was watching football all day I was watching basketball, just switching it
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  between all the games. But yeah, and you know, we exchange gifts.
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  I got some cool stuff, alight, I got some brother Wait wait
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  wait wait, all right, my fault. But yeah, yah, Christmas
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  was good. Christmas Eve was cool. Uh. I don't think I didn't.
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  I didn't work this weekend, so that was nice. Yeah, m
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  Jay ain't do shiit. Q's anything mutual, Q's big and small. Q.
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  How was your Christmas? It was good. We did something different this
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  year. We opened gifts on Christmas Eve. Qu Querto Rican ship like Puerto
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  Rican with these gifts. It wasn't even We did it Christmas at like three
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  in the morning. Oh okay, y'all just happy to be up midnight.
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  Our dad didn't finish wrapping gifts. We had to wait and then we started
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  like two, and at like four thirty five we put together. Our mom
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  was a massage chair. Did y'all go to sleep at like seven's and y'all
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  just slept for the whole day? Nah, I was up, but like
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  one, what the hell? That's different than that's that's mama make dinner.
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  Yeah, of course, cooked cooked up a nice l I told her to
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  save me a plate. Yeah, I don't forget and playing mac and cheese
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  because he ain't eating it. That's true. I had so much mac and
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  cheese. I had a good amount of mac and cheese too. But speaking
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  of wrapping gifts, I bought all myffrom Amazons. I didn't pack or I
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  didn't wrap anything. I just put them in bags. Like did you set
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  the Amazon gift wrap? Nah? No, I just put it in bags
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  at like four o'clock in the morning. That works too, That works.
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  And then they took it for me. I wrapped my and I surprised.
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  I surprised myself. He was good at it. Good, all right.
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  Rapping president is hard, it's not. I was wrapping presidents for two hours.
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  I didn't say it wasn't long. It's not hard. Yeah, my
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  favorite thing to do. Unless you got like an shaped present, it's not
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  hard. If it's in a box, it's not. It's not. It's
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  just not a quick process. Like, it's not it's a little just like
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  unless you were like a professional. The videos of the people doing it without
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  the tape and it's just fold I'm like, you gotta be a little something
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  like that. You're definitely you gotta be on the spectrum started we start.
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  I thought it was reptar. You got a new thing to start. It's
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  too much on it might be too on. Another I think a little bit.
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  It might be a little little. It might be a little acoustic guitar
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  can be black eyed peas in it, you know what I mean? Yeah,
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  yeah, yeah, I think black eyed might be the one. I
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  didn't know that that was for the long time. I didn't know that that
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  was the original first, Like, I'm like, that's when that's when the
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  word was all right, So I was like, it was like, this
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  is kind of great current. Listening to it now, it's like, yo,
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  how did this fly? That radio was? I think on the radio
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  it said let's get started, getting started. That's well that's how it started
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  though, because the radio clean version. Yeah, but that's how it started.
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  It was like, maybe we should you know, yeah, spice it
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  up. It's like sensual seduction, like maybe this should be the official version.
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  And that's what happened. That one of the few cases when the central
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  version is better than you and then the version essential seduction is sexual eruptions.
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  Sexual eruption is just stupid, It's just vulgar. Sexually Damn, that's a
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  little that's aggressive. I'm like, damn, no, subliminal. But I
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  did do a little more edible. Wanted huh how want to take you to
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  recover? It was actually fun though, because I went to Philly and drove
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  around and look at lights. So you just made mess with him for No,
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  he was watching something. I was more listening. Okay, we're both
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  doing this. You shouldn't be doing while driving. How about that the roads
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  are empty? That does not matter, it does it don't? It's okay,
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  kids, be better? Yes, don't do what we do. Yes,
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  don't do as we say now as we do. Definitely, don't try
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  to driving kids. Don't listen to Uncle m J or Uncle Keenan. Okay,
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  no, listen to us. Don't do what we do. Do as
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  we say now as we do. Yeah, drive through your full faculties.
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  Yes, all the time, every time my faculties are full. Okay again,
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  it just makes it a lot funner. Okay, funner funner anyway,
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  like white girls more better? But th kind. I hope he had a
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  great Christmas. But what I was talking thinking about I was driving and I
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  was on driving to Kelly drive. It's a nice drive such when there's no
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  cars and I see cars on the other side of the river, and I
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  guess it's because I'm rewatching the Sopranos for the billion times. I was just
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  thinking, what if they're dumping like it looked like a mobster ship, like
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  dumping the body and you having some real high thoughts mobs on Christmas. But
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  it's a perfect time, I guess, Okay, it's a perfect time to
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  dump a body. Yes, Christmas, Christmas Day, I'll mark that on
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  my account. Who's out days on Christmas Day? But I feel like that
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  would be the day you get caught because there's nobody else out, so you
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  get you got more screwed. He's the only one out there. Let's keep
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  an eye on him. I don't know. It's like picking up the poop.
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  There ain't no cameras, just like picking up the them somewhere by the
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  river. M hm, somebody got a ring door. Do you know where
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  Kelly drives? No, I have no idea what we're talking about. Clearly
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  a boat house row. Yeah, you drive around streets, Kelly drive,
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  right, it's something something depending something got a camera on it. It's okay.
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  Anyway, where I saw them, I was like, yeah, that's
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  a perfect However, any or any who put some in their shoes. That's
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  how the mob does it. Okay, all right, I'm not telling the
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  secrets. Okay, all right, then you mix the concrete, put it
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  in, and then you kill that movie some chains. Yeah, one bell
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  of cooter to eat it. I'm sorry. You know. We were on
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  track and then we just vever it off right into the river, right right
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  into the with the concrete blocks. We put the ship on our own shoes.
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  Yes. Anyway, what I was going to ask you guys, being
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  that it was Christmas, what was your favorite gift that you got? One
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  quick favorite gift that you got. We'll start with uh, let's start with
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  baby q uh. Probably it's not going through tap the mic a little bit
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  down. All get other than my my shoes? Probably my WrestleMania tickets.
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  You got tickets to Wrestlemaniaia when anywhere this Philly. Yeah, so we ain't
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  going to nxteen Now I'm going Sunday. I'm going to day too. So
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  we ain't gonna go to the WrestleMania. I'm going together. We can definitely
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  still go WrestleMania's multiple days. It's two days. Okay. Oh so okay,
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  it's Saturday and Sunday, so it's too basically obviously will be now is
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  that live on the pay per view link financial field? That's pl now be
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  crazy, it's outside, it's not. It's not a pay per view anymore.
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  It's April Premium Live event. Okay, thank you, that's what.
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  That's what. That's all. It's paper. I'm not calling twitter X.
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  It's ye can change when I grew up calling it. Call it what mama
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  named your pay per view name, baby, call your paper view. Okay.
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  So I'm curious about sneakers. That's a big as. I'm curious about
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  how that works, like because it doesn't want don't like when they film or
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  when they like shoot like the regular show, right isn't like mad breaks and
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  different stuff they do in between? So how does that do? How does
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  that translate live? They just they do it commercial. They just keep going
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  wrestle like it fills in. He's talking WrestleMania doesn't really do that because it's
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  no because it's on paper, it's not commercials. There's breaks, but it's
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  not commercials. Well, I think what Mike is talking about is like when
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  you're watching raw or something. There's the commercial like in between they might go
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  like during the match, they might go to commercial or something. Sometimes they
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  do the picture and picture to do the commercial, or sometimes like I think
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  you're talking about, like say a wrestler comes out, then they go to
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  commercial, then another wrestler comes out. The nigga is sitting in this in
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  the ring waiting. Oh wow. Yeah, because and so for like wrestling,
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  they will just go straight on. It's a it's a paper, it's
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  not a because they don't have to advertise only during the break in between the
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  customer. I'm sure there's like cut or not cussings, but they probably show
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  stuff on like this. They do that and I production and I say it
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  every year. One day, I'm gonna try and get into wrestling. I'm
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  just giving give it a good shot. I don't know. I don't have
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  any extra time. It seems good my wrestling. I watch order. Yeah,
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  you got YouTube? Now what is wrong with don't touch and look at
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  you? I spilling my butts. We that's not normal, that's crazy.
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  Hit me one of them towels right there? Oh what do you use them
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  towels for? At the bottom. There's just no extra pool towels, just
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  the Keenan Dixon resort towels, exactly. Yeah, must be nicely Okay,
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  So okay, baby, you got uh WrestleMania tickets, which I know we're
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  probably a pretty penny. He you know, he got close. You know
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  where they are? Like you know where they are? Nigga, don't fuck
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  nose blea? Are you like handshaking like can you nah? Nah? He's
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  right there at this stay. He's in the cage. That nigga. That
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  nigga is in the mas that niggas that's the fucking special guest referee. Baby
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  cute that that nigga probably by the turbines, nigga, God damn Okay,
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  no thes a crazy. I'm in section two thirty nine. If he was
• 27:33
  a wrestler, would be your intro music? I want you to ponder that
• 27:37
  while we asked the other people the partyside, the rock version comes down from
• 27:44
  the top road like Sean Michael's like, you know you got Then I saw
• 27:51
  that I saw that type of question on some girl head on a hinge,
• 27:55
  but it was what would be your baseball walkout song? And I had one?
• 28:00
  But then it like when I walk out songs. Yeah, for like
• 28:02
  when they relief pictures. No, you're saying the bad batters to come out
• 28:07
  to songs. Pictures be coming. Sometimes I would say have music, yeah,
• 28:11
  we will be a song mate. It's like when when it be that
• 28:17
  type of thing. Huh. I don't know. I forget what U for
• 28:22
  baseball? I got an easy one? Uh. I don't dance from high
• 28:26
  schol musical two anyway? Yeah, your favorite, my favorite? Better?
• 28:33
  Better swing? Please please? I got to just do. I think where's
• 28:37
  the crest the button? You just hear? Shut the fuck up? The
• 28:42
  brother brother this strike strikes out every time he bats. He's batting one twenty
• 28:52
  five. I don't know why being judged by my song. I feel like
• 28:57
  myself is very fitting. Sure the hay bad about it? Just first of
• 29:02
  all, the correct song is battered up by Nelly. No, the correct
• 29:04
  song is Hardball by bow Wow. Okay, okay, okay, I'm not
• 29:11
  mad at that they don't. I was just saying, you don't have to
• 29:15
  the song the rap song, and most of them have rap songs. Sure,
• 29:22
  and be a guy that you don't expect to have a rap song.
• 29:23
  So I'm like, what the show hair tany real niggas like Chef Keith.
• 29:37
  A lot of Hispanic players come out to it. They become a buddy.
• 29:41
  Come out the bad bunny. I'll be the first thing. I'll be ready,
• 29:51
  like I'll make everybody come. I will come out to like an African
• 29:52
  ritual song to be like drums. I come out to a man long ass
• 30:00
  song like fucking Phil Coins feeling feel called the air. And the song is
• 30:07
  like thirty thirty minutes. I'm not gonna play the whole thing. You gotta
• 30:11
  play the whole thing. About the Pyramids by Frank Ocean. You were slowly
• 30:15
  walking from the dugout, Come out the forest, Come out, come out
• 30:21
  the forest, gump man. But it is oh man, No, I
• 30:27
  just come out to the Andre three thousand albums. I did. No.
• 30:34
  I think I was. I think I tried to listen to one song and
• 30:37
  I was just like, yeah, no, I was listening to a song.
• 30:41
  I'm like, all right, this is cool. I gotta be on
• 30:42
  track four by now, the same song track You're like one track one.
• 30:48
  This song is way longer than it should have been. But I couldn't think
• 30:51
  of a title for it. But here it is anyway, like what the
• 30:56
  I know this isn't the rap you expected, but you're gonna listen to it
• 30:59
  anyway, as because you think I'm gonna rap, but I'm never gonna.
• 31:03
  It's title to just yeah I got him, not quite, not quite,
• 31:11
  not at all my favorite. It was probably I guess. The only thing
• 31:18
  I didn't expect was Brandy got me a Lakers sweatshirt, and it was like,
• 31:22
  kind of like this, but Lakers. I'll probably wear it one of
• 31:25
  these days. Nice because everything else I got was like something I asked for,
• 31:30
  Okay, and then the motherfuckers lose on Christmas. I expected him to
• 31:34
  lose, so not a surprise. I ain't expect a d to have no
• 31:38
  help. It is what it is. It is what it is, Kenny,
• 31:42
  What was your favorite gift that you got? Only Gota smelled good,
• 31:45
  So it's probably the bad Boy cologne I got? Yeah? Is that Diddy?
• 31:52
  I don't know? Is it? No? What's the brand? I
• 31:56
  think it's bad Boy. I think not not Diddy, bad Boy, bad
• 32:00
  Boy Records, like Sean Boy Records, bad Boy Records, coloone Ship straight
• 32:07
  from Form, hold on Stretch, those bills? Who is it? Rob
• 32:12
  Black? Who's whose colone? Is this Loom cologne. Now that's actually just
• 32:19
  Muslim oils. It's we did Carolina Herrah, Carolina Herrera Herrera. Yeah,
• 32:24
  okay, that's that's all right, that's what sounds expensive. Something else,
• 32:30
  any other coloonnes I got some bathroom, bodywork, body washing, lotion,
• 32:36
  tea. I got Ocean bathroom, got upstairs. I think it's like teak
• 32:43
  wood and like, yeah when you that one time in Vegas, like,
• 32:46
  oh that's nice. I want that. Just lotion. I got the John
• 32:50
  Paul Gotier, the Ultra mail Yeah, check that out. And I got
• 32:54
  what else? I got a yre c l cologne. I forgot how somebody
• 32:59
  got money? I said, WHI sel come on blessed. Yeah it's good,
• 33:04
  small, real good into the new year. How was your what was
• 33:08
  your my favorite? My little brother got me these ones. I wasn't expecting
• 33:15
  to get like shoes. I didn't ask for anything, but somehow, like
• 33:20
  one of his friends got a double like like he got sent a double order.
• 33:23
  Yeah, you got a double order because somehow Nike didn't realize that they
• 33:27
  sent him already. Oh that's lovely. Yeah, so you got a double
• 33:29
  order. My brother was like, yo, these shoes couldn't fit me.
• 33:30
  So I just gave him to you for Christmas. And they were some type
• 33:35
  of Jordan one like it was like a collab with like some artists the fire.
• 33:38
  I've never been seen him before. Yeah, I saw them on your
• 33:39
  story and I was like, I don't even know what those are, no
• 33:42
  idea. It's a French name. Let me see if I can even pronounce
• 33:45
  it, just so people can look it up themselves. While it's called aman
• 33:50
  men. Ye oh, yeah, he had the fours. I think he
• 33:52
  had a pair of fours. He did a couple of things with night with
• 33:54
  with Jordan's So I got the white ones. They have the tongue is pink.
• 34:00
  The ausole or the bottom of the shoe was kind of like a like
• 34:02
  a rust type thing. I don't know. They were cool. So I
• 34:05
  can't wait to wear those so sounds with my little brother. Hook me up.
• 34:09
  Which little brother Jordan, my youngest brother. Okay, m j get
• 34:15
  you got a favorite gift that you got T shirt? I think those little
• 34:20
  cousins face on it. Wait what T shirt was like a which cousin?
• 34:27
  Queen had to be queen? Okay, I had to be queen, had
• 34:30
  to be you fell asleep in that shirt, Dinger. I literally just got
• 34:32
  it today. You fell asleep in that shirt danger you No, Actually I
• 34:38
  got a cutting board with my name carved in it. Oh that's nice that.
• 34:44
  That's very very personalized gift. You get a favorite gift. His missus
• 34:52
  gotten a little something special. Now we know where Mike's is going. Oh,
• 35:01
  I got a black stuff the griddle for the stove, like the huge
• 35:10
  the indoor john where you could but you can take it off the tabletop to
• 35:15
  it's the table top. Nice. Nice. So yeah, guess all I
• 35:21
  have to figure out how to put that together. I don't think it's too
• 35:24
  hard. No, like season and ship, I ain't never done that.
• 35:29
  It stays like that, right, you gotta Okay, So I gotta do
• 35:35
  that's we'll figure out when when I when I'm moving. We figured it.
• 35:37
  You know how you figured that out? We get We can help you.
• 35:40
  If you invite us over, you can come over whenever you want. That's
• 35:49
  doing the same thing. I ain't know. I just found out where he
• 35:57
  lived. I picked him up for the tailgate. I still don't know.
• 36:00
  I still don't know where you live. I just know it's in New Jersey.
• 36:02
  I think to be any time you want to come to Philly, come
• 36:07
  on by. If I'm there, you're welcome. I bet I'm a couple
• 36:10
  of tomorrow. Whatever you want. All you know, Mike, Mike,
• 36:15
  I said this nigg has been there multiple times. He's been there times like
• 36:19
  whatever you want, they're going to say default when I start driving, he's
• 36:24
  like when he started a related how's the street parking? Yeah? That ship
• 36:38
  I went back the morning, we got spot right in front of my door.
• 36:45
  Impossible. Yeah, because all the all the transplants went home home.
• 36:49
  And how long have you been there? Technically since May? But I so
• 36:55
  you haven't experienced snow out there yet. Nobly we're not gonna sperience snow deer
• 37:02
  maybe one day, maybe two days. Like he's never been out there where
• 37:05
  it was like snow and it was like and you're saying that parking was like
• 37:09
  to move for I'm in a truck and I ain't worry about in the tracks.
• 37:13
  That's the only problem he has. I don't give fuck I park.
• 37:19
  I'll squeeze it in. I'll give it dad. I know that's gotta be,
• 37:22
  you know, because sometimes it's hard, but a regular spark because the
• 37:27
  way some people don't. Some people don't park like great, yeah, but
• 37:30
  like there's like a basically it's a legal right in front of my door.
• 37:36
  I have a corner house, so corner property, like right before stop or
• 37:40
  after the stop sign. It's like parking. So I'll just park there overnight
• 37:46
  and then seven seven thirty after people leave for work, I'll move it to
• 37:50
  a spot too smart, very smart. You gotta get it before Ppa gets
• 37:55
  you. Yeah, I got a couple of those. Oh, Like in
• 38:00
  Chicago, niggas are ninjas. Bro I told you about that. It's bad.
• 38:04
  Oh yeah, running from the law. You're gonna have to boocket.
• 38:07
  I can't go back to Chicago and that they'll take that silver and I'll take
• 38:15
  that ship. They got ship. They got a picture of him and his
• 38:19
  car on dart board. That bitch across the border is over. I'm getting
• 38:22
  stopped by state tubers or so. So it's my stars on g t AGAs
• 38:30
  like when you when you cross to a zone you're not allowed to go to
• 38:32
  you. I tried to go my fucking told thing won't open. If I
• 38:37
  try to go through that ship, I'll stop my car like a border right
• 38:42
  here. You still have that car my dad, Okay, tell them out
• 38:51
  there and my man up the cops lay held some spike strips. Yeah,
• 38:55
  the automatic five stars who used the state line. Yeah, I ain't going
• 39:00
  back there over some parking tickets, that's all right. To Haven, what
• 39:05
  you get? Oh yeah no, my girl got me a steam Deck.
• 39:08
  Mm yeah I see that. For those that don't know what is that,
• 39:15
  yeah, somebody else thought it was. To steam Deck is basically just like
• 39:19
  a little I handheld many computer slash game console, so like it's basicly like
• 39:27
  it's like a switch, but for PC games, so it's very very nifty.
• 39:31
  You could buy games from the like Steam Store, which is basically the
• 39:36
  main platform for PC games, and you could put it into like a computer
• 39:40
  desktop mode and treat it like a computer. You could download programs to play
• 39:45
  old games on as an emulator. That's what you're playing Tony Hawk on.
• 39:50
  I was playing Tony Hawk Underground. I was playing Death Day't Fight for New
• 39:53
  York. Oh. I saw you had the choice to pick your how many
• 39:57
  people who picked the right one? There's a good percentage. What's the right
• 40:01
  one? Keenan, all right, don't disrespect me, okay, all right,
• 40:05
  because okay, lecture, I said, I picked Kim. That's the
• 40:10
  right answer. That's the right answer. Something. You know, somebody picked
• 40:14
  the first chick, I said, who I didn't know. I'm like,
• 40:16
  who the fuck is Cindy J And she doesn't even look good in that game.
• 40:20
  I was almost to depict Shauna, just as I never real freak,
• 40:24
  I never picked it before. And I'm like, this is how you know,
• 40:28
  like you get too min mersed in games. I'm like, well,
• 40:30
  she got the song give his hands, so pret the neck is crazy.
• 40:34
  But I'm like, it's a video game, video game. Next, you
• 40:38
  know, your character will be getting Nobody's getting next for this chick. But
• 40:44
  then almost Google showing what you look like in real life. Man, I
• 40:46
  can swing that. I can swing out. She's the one getting the head.
• 40:52
  Yeah, she's the one getting it so well not according to my boy.
• 40:57
  Uh come on, Keith Murray Okay true yep had a very vivid story
• 41:07
  Murray getting crazy head for Sean allegedly electionedly, allegedly allectedly ready to so yeah,
• 41:15
  I was playing that and then I finally got just set Radio future to
• 41:20
  work. That's crazy. Just don't be annoying times. I have to be
• 41:24
  no, you don't. Just don't be annoying with it. What do you
• 41:27
  mean him being annoying? Like how he was? Like, I was like,
• 41:30
  guys, let's be let's start the podcast. It might can I bring
• 41:32
  my steam deck? Oh, don't be annoying. You got your steam deck.
• 41:38
  We don't need to hear every sentence that you got a steam deck.
• 41:40
  That's why I like, don't be like I'm steam deck at work. Right,
• 41:45
  I'm not gonna believe this, guys, I was playing steam. I
• 41:47
  wish I could break it to work. Well, just hopefully ship don't start
• 41:50
  smoking like ants did. He started smoking. Yeah he should start smoking for
• 41:55
  no reason. Yeah, oh yeah that was nice, all right? Cool?
• 42:04
  Cool? Cool? Cool? Cool? What else I got? What?
• 42:07
  Some more magic mind? Oh? So yeah, got some more magic
• 42:10
  mind. That's another that keeps giving, keeps on giving. I actually took
• 42:15
  it on a day, a day I wasn't working, just for because I
• 42:19
  was feeling a little, a little groggy the day before. Got some magic
• 42:23
  mind in the morning, a little lethargic. That's what the season do to
• 42:27
  you, exactly. I think that seasonal depression, Yeah, seasonal depression.
• 42:30
  Little family overload had some of that perked me right on up. I was
• 42:36
  like, all right, I'm feeling good, feeling all right. I think
• 42:38
  it was the Rodelio rosatia, which is one of the many ingredients in this
• 42:45
  proprietary blend from my good friends of Magic Mind, supposed to increase your body's
• 42:53
  resistance to stress. Ah, Mike needs that improve your physical and mental durance
• 43:01
  and enhance mental clarity. And I was feeling pretty clear. You can't lie.
• 43:06
  It's feeling pretty clear. Nice. I'm not mad at that. And
• 43:08
  if you guys want to try this January, it's going to be in sprouts
• 43:15
  markets like we said last week or whatever it was, so Marlton, Philly
• 43:21
  or anywhere near you. Or if you want to buy it online, you
• 43:24
  go to magicmind dot com slash jan g j A n NTS with the code
• 43:32
  NTS twenty. Yeah. And that's that. So yeah, shout out to
• 43:37
  Magine mine keeping me nice and the energized refueled and all that nice gotcham Is
• 43:44
  Brophy focused, Yes, and how twenty twenty vision? You remember that focus?
• 43:52
  But yeah, what else we got? Uh? What else? What
• 43:57
  do we got? On the on the orchard, there's a couple, Oh,
• 44:01
  this is actually this is Christmas. Have y'all seen the mega churches throwing
• 44:08
  holy yeah? The productions, yo, I've seen one when they had elephants
• 44:14
  on stage. Y'all didn't see that on Twitter? It was the It was
• 44:15
  the mega church that had the Christmas like Christmas play. Yeah, the Christmas
• 44:21
  play, but they had actual, like live animals, They had camels,
• 44:22
  they had elephant people flying from the ceilings. It's like a Tyler Perry movie.
• 44:28
  Was crazy, but it's funny. Like I went to a mega church
• 44:30
  one time on for Easter and they did the Easter play and the pastor was
• 44:36
  Jesus. It was way too much for me, bro, way too much.
• 44:38
  Did you ever see I'm going to say, did you ever see the
• 44:42
  Christmas Life Center? Nah? I heard about that one though. It was
• 44:45
  good, but it wasn't elaborate, It wasn't crazy, no anything, Yeah
• 44:52
  called church what like center? Have they rebuilt it yet? Have they?
• 44:57
  What were you saying? Like they had a Christmas play, the Christmas play,
• 45:00
  they had a Christmas I think they had a Yes, it's like it's
• 45:02
  like when Jesus comes back. Yeah, yes, that John was crazy from
• 45:07
  the Bible, was very very unexpected. Yeah, I didn't think spoiler.
• 45:15
  Gosh, I didn't see that coming. He moves that rock. How many
• 45:21
  days was it? Three? Three three? But I've been to a church
• 45:29
  where they did that, but it was I've never seen elephants. Yeah,
• 45:32
  they have live animals, not an elephant, elephants, zebras, camels.
• 45:38
  I was like it was crazy walking down. It was wild, like they
• 45:44
  had people like yeah, choreography, you know, it looked like circus like
• 45:49
  it was flipping crazy. It was I think it was a text artist.
• 45:52
  They're gonna sell money, they better put on the show. It was crazy
• 45:57
  like that and there. But the church was obviously to do this to be
• 46:00
  huge. The church was it was like righteous gymstones easily the size of a
• 46:04
  football state. Is that so good? Hilarious? Check it out? I
• 46:07
  mean that comes on? Does that HBO? Yeah? I saw like one
• 46:12
  or two episodes like like chopped up, like my parents are washing it one
• 46:15
  time you got to lock in. Yeah, from what I saw was really
• 46:17
  funny. It's ridiculous blasphemous, but not really because they're making fun of the
• 46:22
  people that exploit church be like steam church, church drinks swallows. Have you
• 46:32
  ever been showers? They said allegedly. Allegedly they said that nigga. They
• 46:39
  said TD stands for taking dick allegedly. So somebody went on TikTok and obviously
• 46:51
  all information comes from tik sook. Now, whether it's right along, all
• 46:52
  information comes. Somebody said that uh t d Jakes and Diddy, you know,
• 46:58
  obviously it's no, that's not a shock or anything. Like they're always
• 47:02
  been close, so they're friends. They were trying to say that like TD
• 47:06
  was at did these parties doing all types of promiscuous things, and that he's
• 47:10
  a power bottom, that the the Black Preacher. Can we can we look
• 47:16
  at what a power bottom is. I don't think we have you know what
• 47:20
  a power bottom. I don't context clues. Mike, you know what the
• 47:22
  power about power and bottom and don't look it up of course to look at
• 47:28
  Michael. You want to look it up the bottom, but you don't want
• 47:30
  to do Uncle Many. That's what I'm saying. This is through the screen
• 47:36
  at hunkle Many, the dicks will be in my face. So yeah,
• 47:40
  you better dick in your face before the first. No. First of all,
• 47:49
  I looked up power problem on Google. The first link is a men's
• 47:52
  health article. Oh, what is a power bottom. Here's what the sex
• 47:57
  term Means's okay, let's dig into this really means not that we can't figure
• 48:04
  that all. Being a power bottom is partly what you do during sex and
• 48:07
  partly the energy you put out in the world. By Zachary Zand published on
• 48:13
  July fifteen, Not you Got a power Bottom, not a Sky of the
• 48:15
  article about power Boy. You've probably heard of the term pillow princess aka starfishing
• 48:22
  to describe a sexual partner who likes to lie back and receive pleasure in the
• 48:24
  bedroom and not do much else. I've never heard start, but did you
• 48:28
  know there's a term to describe the opposite scenario. I eat a man who
• 48:34
  likes to run the show even when he's on the receiving end of sex.
• 48:38
  He's like a point foward. Yeah, the kind of sex partner who doesn't
• 48:42
  just lie there. They're controlling the temple of sex along with the depth of
• 48:45
  penetration. They're telling the partner their switch physicians no way to do. They
• 48:52
  wait for the top to tell them what to do. They know there's a
• 48:55
  difference between being penetrated and being submissive m facts. Basically, they just back
• 49:01
  that thing up aggressively. I look this up on Urban Dictionary. They say,
• 49:07
  take that bottom. Not only did they give the definition, they gave
• 49:12
  a scenario, as Urban Dictionary always do. Let's hear it. I think
• 49:15
  the old thought. Look, I can use it in a soliloquy. Let
• 49:22
  me paint the picture for you. Let me paint this picture for you.
• 49:24
  Person A. I think I might be a verse and I'm not a bottom
• 49:29
  person. B you sure you're not a power bottom? Person a? A.
• 49:31
  What person be? Explains the definition? Person A? Oh my god,
• 49:37
  I think you might be right. Person see, so this is what
• 49:39
  the person person person see walks in there like I'm kind of shy. I'm
• 49:43
  not sure what I'm doing, but I would love if you came over tonight
• 49:45
  and rode me. Person Did you want to see? You want to?
• 49:52
  There's a power bottom podcast at this point, person in d fucking around This
• 50:00
  ass is hungry. Oh wow wow. Definitely a power bottom is the person
• 50:06
  on the bottom with a hungry ass, with a hungry, hungry, hungry
• 50:09
  hippo mouth, but it's their asshole. Mm hmmm hmm. You have anything
• 50:15
  to put on that experience in that category, you know? Just comment,
• 50:22
  all right, how the fuck you get on that conversation TDJA power Bottom.
• 50:28
  There we go. Yes, I don't know. Do I believes giving up
• 50:35
  the kicks? Do I believe it? I don't. I don't Listen.
• 50:39
  I'm gonna tell you one thing that's difference with these mega church guys. Everything
• 50:44
  is on the table, bro. Yeah, it's it's hard for me to
• 50:46
  get behind. It's hard for me to get behind. It's hard to get
• 50:52
  behind him because he's real rough. Like anytime those like preachers are on TV,
• 50:55
  I always kind of look at it like, yeah, it's all actually
• 51:00
  to me like him Joe Olstein. Obviously he already proved the true colors dollar
• 51:07
  like all the people selling the miracle, Miracle water, Holy water on TV,
• 51:12
  Like all that stuff is for gazing me. So Jason saw Miracle,
• 51:15
  Loop, Miracle, astro glive. Okay, Yeah, that's like with a
• 51:25
  little contribution of nine nine and nine, no nine, this is even you.
• 51:31
  Christopher can build the holy and we annot give it to my congregation.
• 51:40
  Everybody in here, Holy Anima, you're going to hell. Holy animal,
• 51:46
  You're going to hell, Holy Animal. Have you ever been swallowed? Have
• 51:52
  you ever been up by the power of giving? Now? I'm not here
• 51:58
  to address a lot. What I'm here is why would I address a lot
• 52:02
  when I'm here to tell the truth? That was said was I was like
• 52:07
  that. Yeah, when I watched it, I'm like this Nigga is shaking
• 52:09
  so hard, like he's lying, you see how heart He was like,
• 52:14
  well, I would I address when I'm here to preach the truth. It's
• 52:17
  hard. It's hard to believe that the devil is trying to come about your
• 52:22
  body you are lying, especially like he was so close to Diddy and he's
• 52:24
  so close to all these celebrities. It's like, man, like, I
• 52:28
  know, the very least part being plays at the very least you've been at
• 52:35
  the least you prayed over the food before they started, So you prayed over
• 52:38
  the motherfucking dick shape pops. He was praying over the praying over the orgy.
• 52:45
  That's sick. I always forget the name of Orgies. Freak. As
• 52:52
  he prayed over the he annointed the freaking, He blessed the freaks, he
• 52:55
  said, the grace at the freak offs. Man, it's all have you
• 53:00
  ever been swallowed? Have you ever been shoot? I can't take people like
• 53:07
  him seriously, and and and then the clip Tyler Perry preaching and putting his
• 53:12
  hand on him and he's catching hoes. I'm like, bro, what oh
• 53:15
  that? I'm like, bro, Tyler Perry is an actor. Why what
• 53:17
  are we doing? Because you just catch also spear from anybody anytime anywhere.
• 53:22
  I guess, man, and I you know what I'm saying. I go
• 53:24
  to church and you're swallowing, but come on now, certain thing. And
• 53:28
  then you got the baby, the baby, the lady sowing he's having a
• 53:31
  baby. He's got to push the baby out. I'm like, what is
• 53:34
  going on in that same clip, it's like an evangelist. I don't watch.
• 53:38
  No, it was the same clip Tyler Perry was like, you know,
• 53:43
  it was like blessed this man, I'm not no more. And then
• 53:47
  the lady was like push the baby out past. It was crazy. Yeah.
• 53:51
  Yeah, it was just a lot going on. That's different. I'm
• 53:53
  like, man, different, you know the Mormons soaking, Yeah, we
• 53:59
  talked the times. It is funny talk about talking a lot. Why they
• 54:02
  why they just wow, just pump because it's not if I don't move,
• 54:07
  no, it's not a sin. If I don't put no pumps in mm
• 54:12
  hmmm. Like hing m kringle Berry. The sinner's not in the act.
• 54:15
  The sinners in the hip thrust hing mk Berry to thrust your sin hips.
• 54:20
  It's a sin. Yeah, you do more than two. You're going ahead
• 54:22
  like Elvis one two. That's a that's a real one. They're also very
• 54:27
  racist. Yeah, well well yeah, because they got their their their nuts
• 54:30
  are full and their heart is empty, exactly honestly, and that's what they
• 54:36
  need to do, the opposite. They need to yea their hearts and their
• 54:39
  empty those mid Romney balls and love somebody come here, Romney, what what
• 54:47
  are my balls for? No ask me? No, I said, you
• 54:52
  ask me, freak as nigga, you offer what are you trying to it's
• 55:00
  trying to help me out. I don't believe C. Dg Is for a
• 55:02
  minute. I think he's pretty powerful. He's rich. All that's gonna get
• 55:07
  stuck into the rug and that's gonna happen. It's sorry. Yeah, so
• 55:09
  legend anyway, and any any of the bunk the shade room rumor. Remember
• 55:14
  they said his company owns uh what's the name, Potter House is his production
• 55:19
  company, and they tried to say that that company owns shaved Room. He
• 55:22
  quickly denied that he was like, he was like, I'm involved in He's
• 55:24
  like, I invested other companies. He's like the shaved room is one of
• 55:28
  them. I don't, And I feel like if he did, I don't
• 55:30
  think he would outright say that civil cost some money. But what you got
• 55:34
  you y'all can fact check just from your own because this from another internet clip.
• 55:39
  But I think here your mics hold up, can't hear me now?
• 55:47
  Just try not to move so much? Okay, can you hear me now?
• 55:51
  Okay, y'all can fact just this. Fact checks this on your own.
• 55:54
  But I think his daughter, it's friends with the order of the owner
• 56:01
  of he's very close to, so like they all hang out as a group.
• 56:07
  Whos Yeah, you know white people own a shave room. I don't
• 56:10
  know. I don't think so. I think the kids of the two are
• 56:15
  close. And then that is where the connection came. Okay, kind of
• 56:19
  ran in that again, that also came from a random fucking video, So
• 56:24
  do your own yeah, do your own groop checking on that one. But
• 56:28
  that is the explanation that I really saw. Okay, Sahi Roberts angelically,
• 56:36
  yeah, I don't. I don't, And the way he was denying it.
• 56:38
  I was like, man, this would be more detrimental the way he's
• 56:40
  denying this, So I don't think that's true. It just sounded good and
• 56:45
  people are gonna run with it anyway. But Internet, Internet, man,
• 56:51
  people gonna believe a lot of shit. So yeah, people like to just
• 56:53
  stir up controversy. So it is what it is. Speaking of controversy,
• 57:04
  there was a lot of you guys on the internet was in a tizzy over
• 57:09
  h Simone Biles and her husband what's his name, Jonathan Safety from the Packer
• 57:17
  Defensive Liability. His name is football nigga. So Simone Biles and her husband
• 57:23
  football nigga. Uh, football nigga was on a podcast with other more prominent
• 57:30
  football niggas on the Pivot podcasts are way better than him. What he's not,
• 57:37
  he would be on there. He's only on there because he's married to
• 57:38
  someone that was on the podcast with more prominent It's another thing. A lot
• 57:45
  of women and people who really follow this that niggas not even good enough to
• 57:47
  be on that podcast. You really want to talk about what it's not and
• 58:00
  about them. It's because of Taylor. It's about yes, which is like
• 58:05
  this whole thing. It's nasty to me because it's like as a as a
• 58:09
  as a pro black person myself, it's like, why are we letting insecurity?
• 58:15
  To me, it's like knows, like, Yo, Jonathan, who
• 58:22
  the fucking first of all, who the fuck is John the knowas correct?
• 58:25
  That's why, that's why that's the problem. And as much as we love
• 58:30
  someone balls, yes, Jonathan Owens don't catch no touchdowns, no where does
• 58:36
  he stop them. So and he's not nowhere near the best at his position
• 58:40
  ever so or arguably or arguably see the thing about power couples, it's power
• 58:47
  couples, which means both got to be powerful. People gotta be powerful in
• 58:53
  their station. This nigga was just got cut a year ago, he ain't.
• 58:59
  He just now getting his stride kind of playing stringing, starting starting games.
• 59:05
  Okay, let's pump the brakes. That's why we're not talking about them.
• 59:08
  And they probably God damn Green Bay, who's asked mediocre? I want
• 59:12
  to say that at the time they were because the yeah niggas is fumbling anyway
• 59:20
  ahead. So that's why that's football niggas. On the podcast with the more
• 59:25
  prominent football niggas, he was talking about his football nigga journey, uh you
• 59:34
  know. And then his wife Simone Boles was there and attended supporting him,
• 59:38
  and I guess they were asking him, you know, regular football stuff,
• 59:42
  like they give a fuck about his trajectory of his football career, which they
• 59:45
  do now, which who nobody does years. And then finally Channing Crowder broke
• 59:51
  the ice, like, hey, nigga, how'd you bag someon bot?
• 59:54
  You know, the fucking world class athlete that just send eight steps behind us
• 59:59
  and we got a pretend like she's not here? How'd you pull that?
• 1:00:04
  You know? He started speaking and I was like, ah, okay,
• 1:00:07
  He's like, oh you know I was on the at ryah blah blah blah.
• 1:00:10
  You know, he hit me up. I ain't really knew who she
• 1:00:14
  was, blah blah blah. And then he said that, and from the
• 1:00:20
  heat that sentence right there, everybody, you know what I mean, everybody
• 1:00:28
  had an opinion, people ranging from oh my god, he's an idiot,
• 1:00:31
  Oh wow, he's a mora. How could he not know her? That's
• 1:00:36
  the problem I want I see as some people go as far as to say
• 1:00:39
  that's a red flag. Yeah, he needs she needs to divorce him.
• 1:00:44
  I saw, I saw a lot of that. That's quite extreme. She
• 1:00:47
  needs to divorce him immediately. She needs to be miserable just like me.
• 1:00:54
  I'm sad, so I want her to be sad too. Bug. So
• 1:01:02
  like everybody's like, yo, it's a red black blah blah blah, black
• 1:01:06
  women got to do this and that and all that, and I'm like,
• 1:01:08
  listen, we make let's let's let's take let's take all shovels out of our
• 1:01:13
  hands. Schworts get the shovels because we're digging too deep. Okay, I
• 1:01:23
  don't know. I just people just be like, I can't believe that he
• 1:01:28
  didn't know who she was. I can't, I can, I cannot,
• 1:01:32
  I absolutely can. Now. The question about this is whether or not.
• 1:01:37
  First of all, number one, this is the truth about how they met.
• 1:01:39
  And this is number one, not only a married couple, but seemingly
• 1:01:44
  a very happily married couple. So I don't give a fuck how they met.
• 1:01:50
  They're happy now. So this is just one of them things where it's
• 1:01:54
  just people pick at things to find problems in them when there's not really a
• 1:02:00
  problem at all. You're picking at imperfections like they're perfect. Yeah, people
• 1:02:06
  just like chaos. They don't like good things. They're like only negative things.
• 1:02:08
  They're going to push for the negativity. But I hate to say this.
• 1:02:13
  I hate to do it. I know this follows the trend Mike,
• 1:02:16
  women, I only see I don't see no dudes doing this. What do
• 1:02:23
  you mean picking at this? Like, oh my god, how does he?
• 1:02:29
  Huh? I believe that. I don't believe that. But I mean,
• 1:02:32
  I'm not I'm not going over here making think pieces about it. I'm
• 1:02:36
  saying think pieces from men. But it was in response to the women outrage
• 1:02:40
  at all. That's some of the bitch ass niggas, the only niggas making
• 1:02:49
  the thin bitch ass niggas and bands still talking to the microphone sweater yeah doing
• 1:02:59
  it something so minutesky on minor like and he talks about how, you know,
• 1:03:05
  he didn't know who she was and in a previous interview that she already
• 1:03:07
  had she had already mentioned this, he didn't know who she was. Now
• 1:03:10
  do I find it hard to believe a little bit because they're a little they're
• 1:03:14
  around, they're the same age, you know what I'm saying. She's been
• 1:03:16
  in the Olympics, she was like the biggest thing. Yeah, the biggest
• 1:03:19
  thing. So it's kind of hard to believe that three or like three Olympics,
• 1:03:22
  yeah yeah, and got another one coming up. So like it's hard
• 1:03:25
  to believe. But at the same time, it's not because this nigga went
• 1:03:29
  to Missouri Western. Like, there's gonna be a hand that nigga got nine
• 1:03:34
  brain cells. I fully believe that Nigga was is not tapped into the Olympics.
• 1:03:38
  There's gonna be a handful of niggas. He is a country bumpkin.
• 1:03:42
  But huh, we already talked or talked about it before the show. He
• 1:03:45
  was tweeting about the twenty twelve Olympics. So his Olympics ten years ago.
• 1:03:51
  His Olympic interest just died after twenty two. Yeah, like it just what
• 1:03:54
  was he doing in twenty twelve? How old is he? He's twenty eight,
• 1:03:58
  He's he's twenty eight, So so that he was in high school,
• 1:04:01
  junior, junior high Yeah, all the time in the world. He was
• 1:04:04
  high school. Course, you got time to watch the Olympics. Yeah,
• 1:04:08
  But like Lemon said, that doesn't mean you're your interest, just that Let's
• 1:04:11
  also remember the Olympics once every four years. But it's still some the Olympics.
• 1:04:17
  She was watching bo wasn't in the Olympics. I understand what you're saying.
• 1:04:21
  After that, tell me who won the men's swimming last year, last
• 1:04:27
  year, yea, or last last Olympics? Not some bis? All right,
• 1:04:31
  but tell me now, Michael Phelps isn't just as popular as And this
• 1:04:34
  is the argument that I used when I was saw But if he was popular,
• 1:04:40
  don't mean you follow swimming forever just because you know that one person,
• 1:04:43
  like before Simone Biles got popular or like that, don't mean that you just
• 1:04:46
  follow everything. Like you can very easily know who she is or not know
• 1:04:50
  who she is. But she's the biggest michel Is. It's more decorated than
• 1:04:59
  one swimming before Michael Phelps. I was summer saying I'm small, That's what
• 1:05:02
  I'm saying, Like when he was tweeting about it was before she was in
• 1:05:06
  the Olympics. Sure so now to think that, but now to think a
• 1:05:10
  greater athlete came along, you would think you would at least hear it and
• 1:05:13
  see this sports center. First, take everywhere here, like in America?
• 1:05:18
  Do you mean here in America? Where's where he lives in America. The
• 1:05:23
  nigga's a bumpkin from the hood. We don't give a fuck about no limits.
• 1:05:28
  And if he's watching the limits, he ain't worried about no goddamn gymnastics.
• 1:05:30
  But he was literally watching it when it was eighteen, when nothing when
• 1:05:35
  he's twenty two, he just, you know, he got one random tweet
• 1:05:38
  about It's not like he has a blog about gymnastic. So even though even
• 1:05:44
  though he may not watch watch it every year, he's in the sports realm
• 1:05:49
  and the twitters and the fact that she's the biggest Olympian in American history,
• 1:05:55
  he should have heard who she is. He should have heard the name,
• 1:05:59
  should have heard the she's the most decorated Olympian in America in history. Her
• 1:06:02
  having the yips was like the biggest story. Maybe change the rules. She
• 1:06:09
  has moves named she has, she has three or moves named after her.
• 1:06:15
  That's fantastic. Not hard to believe that there's a small percentage of niggas now
• 1:06:18
  who don't know. When I look at that nigga, I just found it
• 1:06:20
  hard to believe that a fellow app a professional actually not know who she is.
• 1:06:26
  I'm sorry, I can't I can't because you know, professional, I
• 1:06:31
  have a serious quesson. Why would they lie about this? Like, I
• 1:06:34
  don't know he said it because sex party again that too, But even even
• 1:06:41
  if they if they didn't meet where they said they meet, him saying that
• 1:06:45
  he didn't know her doesn't change that story. And then like I could have
• 1:06:49
  known you a Metro at sex party, me saying that we met on a
• 1:06:53
  dating app, me adding that I didn't know you beforehand, doesn't change that.
• 1:06:56
  Also with all the thing pieces that came from, what is malicious about
• 1:07:00
  that? Yeah, he's embarrassing her, Like I don't think, shut up,
• 1:07:12
  what are you talking about? What they were saying not malicious, But
• 1:07:14
  I think what they were saying was he kept repeating it like I just didn't
• 1:07:16
  know she was. I really didn't know. I didn't know what she was,
• 1:07:19
  like I I didn't even know loves her? Shut up? What matter?
• 1:07:25
  I got that point whe because it was just the way that he was
• 1:07:27
  talking, Like even when the first time I watched it, I was like
• 1:07:29
  talking about you thought he was like the meaning, the meaning like putting down
• 1:07:31
  her accomplishing girl, Like he's like, yeah, she like she was liking
• 1:07:34
  all my pictures and stuff. I'm like, damn, she really want me
• 1:07:36
  Like, I'm like, that's your wife. I mean, let me ask
• 1:07:42
  you a serious question, some girl, A serious question. If you was
• 1:07:47
  in the NFL, right, would you consider and this is not this is
• 1:07:53
  kind of off of them, but if you were an NFL NFL athlete,
• 1:07:57
  would you consider someone of another sport like to be on the same level as
• 1:08:03
  you, lesser or higher anywhere? Like just like would you consider like how
• 1:08:08
  would you look at any other athlete? Like, I guess it depends on
• 1:08:14
  what sport like and who they are another athlete. I'm trying to Niggas in
• 1:08:19
  NFL have egos, like huge egos, so to be like, yeah,
• 1:08:25
  so it's not hard to believe that he sees himself at like different, or
• 1:08:29
  he did at the moment doing all this talking. You know, he's an
• 1:08:32
  NFL player and in his mind he sees a gymnast. Yeah, Like okay,
• 1:08:38
  bitch, and I'm sure he is. Yeah, he didn't even see
• 1:08:42
  a gymnast. He just saw a small woman, a small, small woman
• 1:08:45
  as a gymnast. No, he just saw a small woman, small sh
• 1:08:47
  Yeah, of course you want that's on a day and that that you have
• 1:08:50
  to have some type of celebrity status to be on. So it's like,
• 1:08:54
  yeah, that's that's the other thing about it. I was like, you
• 1:08:56
  didn't know, well, you know, she had to be somebody. He
• 1:09:00
  went on to say that he but hold on, hold on, we're not
• 1:09:05
  forgetting the rest of the interview. He went on to learn is and what
• 1:09:12
  she's about, Like, hold on, he didn't know at a very moment.
• 1:09:14
  It had to be somebody. But Nigga, he got on that.
• 1:09:16
  He don't really got to the buried entry is not amazing at the time.
• 1:09:21
  He was a friend squad player. He got on that. So it's not
• 1:09:28
  like this is the super elite club. I just think as a professional athlete,
• 1:09:34
  you would know who are the top people in select sports and give a
• 1:09:39
  funk about ain't that popular until she came to nobody, it's popular. Next
• 1:09:45
  year, Nigga, he played football every day. Same with track and same
• 1:09:50
  with swimming. Okay, swimming. Yeah. The Olympics also the Summer Olympics
• 1:09:57
  also take place the first week of August, first and second week August.
• 1:10:01
  What is that Nigga doing during that time that Nigga's in training camp fighting for
• 1:10:04
  his life I'm not. I don't have time to watch the god damn ele
• 1:10:09
  he was in college. I'm trying to that's even I'm trying to build my
• 1:10:13
  career. I'm not watching the two or three days you in practice from seven
• 1:10:16
  am to ten pm. I'm just a dead Huh what I said A Western
• 1:10:21
  Missouri? Yes, nigga, I did that ship in D three. I
• 1:10:25
  know I have ESPN on in the locker rooms. No, nigga, I'm
• 1:10:30
  when you gotta. You ever practice three times in the day, No,
• 1:10:33
  nigga, you are dead. You ever sit in a meeting for four or
• 1:10:35
  five hours in the day. It sounds like, no, no, no,
• 1:10:40
  let's not go over to the defensive scheme when you have to balance eating
• 1:10:45
  or sleeping. That's easy, just going over defensive schemes. Right. Somebody
• 1:10:53
  goes, no, okay, okay, you don't go to put that much
• 1:11:00
  thought into that. I don't. I don't in high school. Not D
• 1:11:06
  one college athletics. That's not D one Western Missouri, is it? I
• 1:11:11
  don't. I was just joking very well, could not, might not be
• 1:11:15
  very well, might not be on it actually is D two. Yeah,
• 1:11:19
  it's not a D one Missouri Western, that's great. Exactly, it's great
• 1:11:26
  that he made it. But still he shout out to you Jonathan Simone,
• 1:11:30
  Bile's husband. That's all. Yeah, I think even acknowledged it. And
• 1:11:34
  the fact is this has pissed me off. I didn't pissed me off,
• 1:11:36
  but it's like it made me watch this damn episode. You didn't have to.
• 1:11:41
  I didn't have to. I didn't watch the whole thing, but it's
• 1:11:44
  like you you almost have to if you're really gonna if you want. Right
• 1:11:46
  after, right after he mentioned though he didn't know her, literally like three
• 1:11:50
  minutes later, he goes in, like, I learned quick. Yeah exactly.
• 1:11:54
  I learned quick though that she was that deal. So I just I
• 1:11:58
  don't understand what I mean. Obviously, you know, the clip culture is
• 1:12:00
  just nasty. Hugh talks about it all the time. But even when you
• 1:12:03
  watch the culture from that, but even from that clip, I was,
• 1:12:11
  I'm a victim of it. Yeah, niggas we talked about earlier, Mike
• 1:12:14
  is definitely you're a victim of a clip. What you mean, every week,
• 1:12:17
  it doesn't matter different clips, they just you know, you see a
• 1:12:20
  small clip that's not the whole big picture. You just get the information from
• 1:12:24
  that clip and think that's the whole story. Those people I don't like,
• 1:12:27
  so I don't want to take content. It is what it is, and
• 1:12:30
  that's how we get to the culture confirmation. Jonathan talking down on his wife
• 1:12:35
  exactly, he's not talking. That's the my favorite part about It's just I
• 1:12:43
  really don't understand if two people are saying the same thing, Who the fuck
• 1:12:49
  are you? Like, I'm not true honestly, why the fuck do you
• 1:12:56
  care that much? There she had no problem and they was there for each
• 1:13:00
  other. She was there for him during his transition curer she was, he
• 1:13:04
  was there for her, like when she was debating on not participating in the
• 1:13:09
  Olympics. They love each other. Who cares if he didn't know her when
• 1:13:15
  he meant And it's like, I just saw the funniest thing when the chick,
• 1:13:18
  the chick that said on Twitter that he needs to divorce him. This
• 1:13:26
  is exactly why. This is why, you know, you know, taking
• 1:13:31
  advice from people who aren't in like, shut up, you know. My
• 1:13:34
  favorite take. My favorite take was somebody was like, this is exactly like
• 1:13:39
  Halle Bailey and her boyfriend dd G. I was like, who you know,
• 1:13:43
  Halle? No, I know but exactly. People were like, well,
• 1:13:45
  these two shouldn't be together, and Halle shouldn't be together and she shouldn't
• 1:13:49
  be with him, and they're just way above. I'm like, you don't
• 1:13:53
  know these people. You literally do not know them. They are absolute strangers.
• 1:13:59
  Four words to live baby, you don't know them, that's my favorite.
• 1:14:04
  You don't know Yeah, I just have to make sure. I had
• 1:14:09
  to do the math in my head. In my head, I changed these
• 1:14:12
  people. You don't know the people. You don't know us, You don't
• 1:14:15
  know him, you don't know her, you don't know them, you don't
• 1:14:18
  know they, you don't know them. Oh like, yeah, you shouldn't
• 1:14:24
  meet again. I'm like, oh my god, it's it's gotta be deeper
• 1:14:26
  related. It's gotta be this. I looked at this clip and I can
• 1:14:29
  make big, large inferences about their relationship as a whole because I've been there,
• 1:14:34
  because I think I've been there, and I'm gonna you don't know them.
• 1:14:38
  I saw a girl make a ten minute Zodiac video about it. I
• 1:14:42
  blocked that bit so fast. Stand culture is leaking into other things, and
• 1:14:46
  you are straight up rep charge, like she didn't have right or eye Fance
• 1:14:49
  like that, but don't happen is into other things. Yeah yeah, yeah
• 1:14:56
  that whole culture. Yeah, it's insecurity. It's pretty rejection. And then
• 1:15:00
  what the bad thing for them? I think Simon bibles was went back and
• 1:15:04
  said, you basically she's like, yo, y'all want me to be unhappy,
• 1:15:09
  just like y'all. Yeah, she was like in a lot of tweets
• 1:15:12
  that were like you bitch, just sad, but they are sad, Like
• 1:15:17
  she didn't want that post like yo, y'all, Nigga's done yet. She
• 1:15:20
  said, are y'all done? Yeah, Like it'd be one thing if she
• 1:15:25
  said something. And then everybody else like came to her defense. But I'm
• 1:15:29
  saying like like I'm saying, only she was sitting right there. She was
• 1:15:33
  just she's right there. When I saw that, When I saw like she
• 1:15:36
  was right there, I was like, they're just both really goofy, like
• 1:15:40
  this is a match made and goofball having video they did. Like when I
• 1:15:47
  saw that, I was like, oh, these are just two very silly
• 1:15:50
  young people. They met during COVID, spent all the time this side together
• 1:15:55
  and like like what they were doing, that's what it was beginning to co
• 1:16:00
  that they was together. They ain't get her pregnant yet, that's what you
• 1:16:02
  should be ranting it for bust. That ship ruined her everything, put the
• 1:16:10
  end of those triple back no more, no more bounce backflips. Then inspital.
• 1:16:17
  She's gonna think she's gonna be balancing as a back from net she's old.
• 1:16:25
  Yeah, yeah, in gymnas turn twenty football years, you're not getting
• 1:16:31
  another contract. They both they both closing in on retirement, is what I'm
• 1:16:35
  saying. No, No, that's the difference with her. She's that good
• 1:16:39
  now, she's still she's the le bron James gymnastics pretty much. Yeah,
• 1:16:43
  which is great for them. Honestly, why the fun do we care how
• 1:16:45
  they know about just her I'm talking about. I think we're good. He
• 1:16:50
  said. It's a sin to not know who I would I will say.
• 1:16:56
  When I was working the game, I was hoping to see her on the
• 1:16:59
  sideline, but she wasn't there. That's okay, And this is it.
• 1:17:05
  She married him, she was married to him before Travis Kelcey and all that
• 1:17:11
  shit. They've been two years now. They got married in twenty twenty three.
• 1:17:14
  They've been together. They've been together, been together for four years.
• 1:17:18
  Yeah, they've been together for almost four years. No for all these people
• 1:17:23
  to come to her defense about she's this big person or whatever, which I
• 1:17:26
  don't disagree. You wasn't thinking about her until tell us who came Like,
• 1:17:30
  you haven't been thinking about her. She's been an NFL wife before Tellorsporth came
• 1:17:35
  to the picture. Why would she if? And I, like I said,
• 1:17:39
  I don't disagree that she is her, but in terms of popularity and
• 1:17:44
  notoriety she was. She was not at the forefront of your mind. No
• 1:17:47
  one said anything about it until it was in comparison to Tail Smith. Well,
• 1:17:51
  we talked about this at the beginning of the conversation. Mean, it's
• 1:17:56
  Jonathan Owens fair, but it don't matter. If I know this is an
• 1:18:02
  extreme but fucking if Meg the Stallion or Cardi b or Beyonce dates a practice
• 1:18:10
  player, people are gonna know. It's gonna be portraying like people are checking
• 1:18:15
  on Megan on them people. If Tyler Swift is dating, I promise you
• 1:18:27
  you didn't type some balls into your Google search history before this since the last
• 1:18:31
  Olympics, Like, haven't done it. But when you haven't done it,
• 1:18:35
  when she's going through the yips and people. What was that? I guess
• 1:18:40
  was that the last Olympics, the Olympic Trials or whatever, last Olympics,
• 1:18:44
  last time she was she was competing. Like if it was that big of
• 1:18:47
  a deal, which I'm not saying it shouldn't be, it will be talking
• 1:18:51
  about more. No, it shouldn't because he's not. But she's still her
• 1:18:56
  independently of him. If she's supporting the sport, she should be recognized.
• 1:19:01
  Sure, Like you know, I mean, if you're do it all the
• 1:19:04
  way I could have did it, because I mean talking about some I was
• 1:19:08
  gonna bring money from something, but they just didn't do it. But it's
• 1:19:11
  hard to do it when the person's barely playing black and as it's just gotta
• 1:19:16
  be good. You can't just be like, oh, let's look at her
• 1:19:19
  or because her husband on the bench. If someone was dating Lamar Jackson,
• 1:19:25
  we would have heard about it. Broke internet, we would have heard about
• 1:19:29
  it. If I feel like anybody, I under what you're saying, like,
• 1:19:32
  if someone's big enough, they can bring anybody with bring the audience,
• 1:19:36
  you get that. Yeah, that's true. That's I don't know, but
• 1:19:41
  again, I'm just my whole thing is if she happy. They just too.
• 1:19:47
  We're talking about let these two doors be in love. If you've ever
• 1:19:54
  met a nigga in the lead, you know how they operate. Bro like
• 1:19:57
  niggas just different that nigga like skilled with light eyes, like yeah, I
• 1:20:04
  know, he's had it so far of his own ass. He can eat
• 1:20:08
  his own teeth. Huh think about it. Yeah, that's amazing. It
• 1:20:14
  is so far of his own ass. He can eat his own teeth.
• 1:20:16
  Amazing, spectacular. That's a loop. That's all the way I possible.
• 1:20:23
  But speaking of relationships, did you guys see the video of the lady deep
• 1:20:29
  frying the dookie. Excuse me, but you didn't see that. You saw
• 1:20:32
  it. You saw a baby cute deep frying doe. So she found out
• 1:20:35
  that her husband was cheating on her. Yeah, and she I guess maybe
• 1:20:45
  she shot on the paper towel. I don't know it was. There was
• 1:20:47
  poop on the on the paper towel. She seasons it like seasons seasoning fried
• 1:20:53
  chicken, fries it. This is all on camera and then going to feed
• 1:21:00
  it to her husband served it. Yes, he ate it. I didn't
• 1:21:06
  see that far because I was like, this is because if if that was
• 1:21:10
  me, I would eat it. You're going to jail, bitch. Honestly,
• 1:21:15
  I'm not even sure I might go to jail. Give to Charleston jail.
• 1:21:18
  Hell yeah, I'm going to jail. You're going. I'm putting my
• 1:21:30
  hands on you say there's there's no it's no. Just leave, no,
• 1:21:36
  no, just no, just leave. You don't have to go through those
• 1:21:40
  rigamarole, jumping through hoops, shipping on paper because she's seasoning dookie Kyene,
• 1:21:48
  you know, bread crumbs. She was having to wash garlic powder to do
• 1:21:55
  something garlic powder on camera. She was not in control of her body.
• 1:21:58
  That ship is crazy. You put sowing on dookie man and frying it in
• 1:22:01
  your good pants and your good pants. You can't use that panem more.
• 1:22:04
  You gotta buy a whole new pan y'all buy a whole new kitchen. I
• 1:22:08
  guess she said, I'm gonna get all that. But that house had to
• 1:22:10
  smell crazy. Yeah, he's smell that ship. She literally bruh, just
• 1:22:15
  so smell that ship cooking, my nigga, what is she cooking? Walk
• 1:22:20
  in the house? Oh yeah? She called him like, Oh, I'm
• 1:22:26
  cooking out something real nice for you. Blah blah. I was like,
• 1:22:28
  oh my god, I'll have a skit. I'll punch her head. I'm
• 1:22:31
  sorry. Everything is getting now. I hope it's there's no way I it
• 1:22:34
  has to be everything. Everything is skitting now completely discussed this podcast. Is
• 1:22:42
  that pushed her throat won't be a skippe the fourth wall? I'm breaking the
• 1:22:48
  fourth jaw when I leave the fu Is this the music? No? Oh
• 1:23:01
  no, he did he did it. He gotta throw at that part.
• 1:23:10
  That's how we're playing. Yeah, yeah, straight like that. I'll just
• 1:23:15
  turn on the gas and leave my house and say that's that Jack. I
• 1:23:19
  gotta go out to the store. I'll be right back. Look a match
• 1:23:24
  right there? Oh my good. Yeah, it's so funny that probably would
• 1:23:31
  stay after that. Yeah, doing all that, I taught him a lesson.
• 1:23:34
  Now he's gonna be or another dukie sandwich is coming his way, or
• 1:23:42
  the next time I make it better, next time I make a dukie for
• 1:23:45
  tak for skits? Though, how long y'all think this era of like people
• 1:23:57
  try to get off on like social media and stuff and like the influencer stuff,
• 1:24:01
  the muck bang ship, Like, how long you think that that's just
• 1:24:04
  gonna last? As long as people still watching it. I don't know.
• 1:24:08
  I say when the bubble bursts, like when when people aren't getting when people
• 1:24:11
  aren't gaining from it anymore, because it's like you you don't need you don't
• 1:24:16
  need a talent to be like get on and famous nowadays. Because I saw
• 1:24:21
  somebody talk about that like the last like true Disney stars like Raven Simon and
• 1:24:26
  all them, and now the kids now like you don't know who the fun
• 1:24:29
  they are because we were. But even but no, I understand what you're
• 1:24:38
  saying, Like young people don't, they don't watch, they don't have those
• 1:24:41
  starts, those stars like that. But our Disney, our Disney channel is
• 1:24:45
  their YouTube. But that's what I'm saying is different. That's that's what I'm
• 1:24:50
  saying. When where is that gonna He's saying, like when when stops making
• 1:24:56
  money? It's not even when it stops making money, something's gonna I have
• 1:25:00
  to overtake it. It's not it's going to stop. What's the next wave?
• 1:25:03
  Yeah that's whatever the next wave would be. That's probably not around yet.
• 1:25:05
  But like what's the next TikTok? What's the next YouTube? What's the
• 1:25:09
  next twitch? You know what I mean? Like whatever that next line was
• 1:25:13
  out. We thought we thought this was the peak, yea, and to
• 1:25:15
  them, this is the peak. But it's like I was just these videos
• 1:25:18
  could be longer. I was on TikTok and I seen Duke Dennis gave his
• 1:25:25
  boy a car like for his birthday. Yeah, and I think like there
• 1:25:29
  was like a clip or something or whatever. I don't know if it was
• 1:25:30
  like a slide, but it showed like all the AMP niggas like and all
• 1:25:32
  their friends and they had mad followers, like like all of them, and
• 1:25:36
  I'm like, damn, I don't know a single one of these niggas,
• 1:25:39
  but this is just like this is just the new wave of how these niggas
• 1:25:43
  make money and what these kids are watching. And it's not crazy. It's
• 1:25:46
  crazy, but I commend them little, commend them little niggas niggas on,
• 1:25:50
  yeah, because they put their niggas on. But that's I'm talking about stuff
• 1:25:54
  like them, or even like just like you scroll through TikTok and everybody's trying
• 1:25:58
  to be like a food reviewer nowadays before even like everybody's just trying it.
• 1:26:08
  It's like you see something you want to emulate it, and it's like somebody
• 1:26:11
  else has got to like like you said, somebody else has got to be
• 1:26:15
  somewhat innovative and start something new, which will then cause the trying to go
• 1:26:19
  that way. With the way that online shopping works today, influencers are a
• 1:26:25
  necessary part of the marketing. So and whoever has a platform and can influence
• 1:26:30
  an audience to either stay in one place like watch time, or has purchasing
• 1:26:36
  power, they're always going to be successful right now, correct, you know
• 1:26:40
  what I mean? Like if you can hold people for two and three hours
• 1:26:45
  at a time in this short attention span world, that's powerful. That's powerful.
• 1:26:51
  Magic fund shout out, shout out to like what we'll be doing like
• 1:26:57
  that. It's a it's crazy that people sit and listen to three hour long
• 1:27:01
  episodes like that's hard to get parted. I can see the podcast. It's
• 1:27:06
  different because it's like talk radio. Bro. Some of the biggest podcasts they
• 1:27:11
  give you an hour and this hour, but this is talk radio before the
• 1:27:15
  radio. I'm talking. I'm talking about like strictly like but I got you
• 1:27:17
  like the streams like you just watching niggas just watch it? Yeah, like
• 1:27:23
  that ship, its like we should do that. It's just a different form,
• 1:27:25
  Like it's just a different perspective. People just people just want, like
• 1:27:28
  I need something, I'm going to McDonald's and try this. I was like,
• 1:27:31
  it's relatable. It's relatable. It's like things. People just want things
• 1:27:34
  on it. Like it's literally like you know how like sometimes you're not even
• 1:27:39
  watching TV, but the TV on. That's what they do with these streaming
• 1:27:42
  niggas, Like they just on, yeah, and then I see something that
• 1:27:45
  just me. I'll tune in for a couple of minutes and I'll look away
• 1:27:47
  through something like oh ship, well he's watching this video is funny. It's
• 1:27:51
  like and it's almost like a special type of engagers, Like it's like I'm
• 1:27:56
  here with him doing this, Like it's like it's like we're hanging out.
• 1:28:00
  It's like the concept of a vlog is the craziest thing. Like imagine ten
• 1:28:02
  fifteen years ago you're thinking about a vlog like Nigga. I'm just sitting down
• 1:28:05
  watching Nigga day in a life, Like what the fun Now? That was
• 1:28:09
  something that I couldn't get behind. I couldn't. I mean, they had
• 1:28:12
  it, but I was just like they had it, but like, well,
• 1:28:15
  imagine us as came it was famous twenty five years ago, Like think
• 1:28:18
  about just sitting down watching somebody's lights, but like just just watching their day
• 1:28:23
  to day like before it was just it was it was literally just like,
• 1:28:27
  oh, you want to see this famous person their day in the life.
• 1:28:30
  And then But I think the difference was they had other random people had vlogs,
• 1:28:35
  but they didn't have the all the extra like glitz and the glamour content
• 1:28:40
  around them to like push their like interest, like why would you want to
• 1:28:44
  watch this random person's blogs? That's all they put out is vlogs. But
• 1:28:46
  now they have vlogs, live streams, there's no entry clips, all this
• 1:28:50
  other extra stuff. And by saying that was the last wave, like YouTuber
• 1:28:54
  was the last wave, now, it was like if we just started like
• 1:28:58
  like before we even started this podcast, we just started doing vloss. Who
• 1:29:01
  the fuck is this guy? Ken? Who the is this Mike? Who
• 1:29:04
  the who the are these people? Good question? But if we were to,
• 1:29:08
  you know, all this time, we put a pocket and maybe one
• 1:29:10
  of us or to whatever start of block now or even start doing individual content,
• 1:29:15
  people might be more inclinent, like hey, I recognize that person from
• 1:29:18
  that thing. I like exactly, let's get more in depth here or joining
• 1:29:24
  me on my new podcast. Exactly, y'all. I know y'all joking,
• 1:29:30
  But our next internal meeting, that's the next discussion. Well when we all
• 1:29:33
  break up, No, not bring up like damn niggas tapping into markets.
• 1:29:41
  Yeah, other and already got yeah, like already already started wrestling podcast.
• 1:29:46
  Yeah. People were actually asking for it. There was a question about that,
• 1:29:50
  we're gonna get Mike animated off the ground if you do it with flip
• 1:29:54
  or not. We're gonna get Mike off the ground up. What you got
• 1:29:58
  a chance? He tried to throw you at all, and you just like
• 1:30:01
  two people responded to responded you could have been on But remember that tweet I
• 1:30:06
  sent you like two weeks ago about him looking forward to somebody was caught up
• 1:30:11
  on one piece and I don't remember. I'm sorry. I told you you
• 1:30:15
  should have just did it for him. I told you, why don't you
• 1:30:16
  do it for me? Said you responded to the fucking tweet, I mean
• 1:30:21
  the chat. You should just put his name on the thing, because only
• 1:30:27
  like two people responded, man, But you know that's crazy. I've been
• 1:30:30
  thinking about you know, well, you know everybody. Yeah, man,
• 1:30:34
  everybody unlocked their potentials. Man, soccer powered me, and you are not
• 1:30:42
  acting like it was his idea unlocked your potential. People trying to unlock your
• 1:30:45
  potential. We saw Comedian. Everybody un locked their potential. Yo, I'm
• 1:30:54
  gonna start doing stand up. Have you watched have you watched your That's my
• 1:30:58
  new year's resolution, not to watch comedy. Remember you went to a comedy
• 1:31:03
  school. I did it. You remember when you graduated? That comments it
• 1:31:06
  was very fun I remember that I wanted to graduate. We went to open
• 1:31:09
  mics. Yeah, I remember I saw you. It wasn't yeah, Ay
• 1:31:14
  Sirs was there. He's pretty funny. I'm never going I'm never going to
• 1:31:16
  MIC's open mic. Mike, and I'll never forgive you for that. Oh
• 1:31:25
  yeah, and I when I switched it, this nigga had open mic told
• 1:31:29
  that one group chat where it was ship got switched. He chat that I
• 1:31:34
  was not one, and I met I'm at the wrong spot walking in that
• 1:31:38
  bitch like, oh, it's a comedy shop here to night. They're like,
• 1:31:41
  uh no, dang. And I got a ticket that night from running
• 1:31:44
  the red light trying to speed the MIC's comedy show. God, I didn't
• 1:31:47
  know that you up. I'm sorry his ticket, nigga, that was like
• 1:31:50
  three pays ticket with interest fifteen percent interest. All right, I was gonna
• 1:31:58
  say, I finished the first season of an Attack on Tit You okay,
• 1:32:00
  kept on stage. We're getting them agetting he got getting him. I don't
• 1:32:04
  know if I see that's a week that's like the beginnings of anime. I
• 1:32:09
  don't know if I can go much. First, you can't. I look
• 1:32:12
  at that one piece on Amazon prom the other day, just to fucking look.
• 1:32:16
  I said, Yo, that is a horrible that's a horrible starting point
• 1:32:25
  the episode. But it's funny though when I watched it, Like the first
• 1:32:30
  book you read is the Bible. You're like, like your first book is
• 1:32:34
  the Lord of the Rings triloge I said, don't do that, God,
• 1:32:39
  No, But Harry Potter episode is only thirty minutes long. So when I
• 1:32:43
  saw it was twenty five, Like that's a lot. But when I watched
• 1:32:44
  the first episode, I'm like, this is seventy fly it's like sixteen minutes
• 1:32:48
  long of actual Yeah, that's trying to tell you, niggas. It was
• 1:32:53
  God, the way it works, the intro was like four minutes long.
• 1:32:56
  Then they do a recap. Then they got like the little breaks, a
• 1:33:00
  little break. Then the outro is too many. Review of the new episode,
• 1:33:04
  it's another four or five minutes, two minutes. Well, Tackle Titan
• 1:33:08
  didn't have previous for the next episode. It was like I'm talking about it.
• 1:33:11
  It was like one piece, you're probably getting like sixteen minutes. You
• 1:33:16
  gotta give him something short, easy to watch. But to ask you,
• 1:33:20
  the fact that you're even like eating you even took the time to tighten and
• 1:33:24
  look at it is encouraging. I had a three hour plane ride now,
• 1:33:27
  it's like that would have been a great way to kill your time. No,
• 1:33:31
  but the reason why hold on Demonslayer, the Demon Demon Slave would be
• 1:33:35
  a good entry for for you. It's action. I'm not very visually appealing.
• 1:33:40
  Deafth note would bet you. I don't know. I've never watched definitely,
• 1:33:42
  I don't know. I know Death No, Death No would be like
• 1:33:45
  a thriller. Yes, it's not like stupid crazy, it's like taking out
• 1:33:51
  tanks with cards. No, No, it's we're not talking about it's it's
• 1:33:56
  somebodys with power. It's be like if you got a hold of the death
• 1:34:00
  note. He's like, oh what do I gotta do. Oh no,
• 1:34:02
  They're going to know I'm gonna be here, so I can't let them know
• 1:34:05
  I'm gonna be here. So I gotta be over there. Then think I'm
• 1:34:08
  over here. It'll be, it'll be. You'll relate to it. You
• 1:34:12
  would be kidding. You might watch the tagle. You might like a tackle
• 1:34:15
  on site. She would be kidd Yeah, he would be. You would
• 1:34:16
  definitely be kidding. Is it. You'll see what you want? Like he
• 1:34:20
  gonna know what that is? I don't know now watch that. That's that's
• 1:34:24
  actually very short. It's a very short series. I think it's probably like
• 1:34:27
  twenty forty four episodes, twenty five twenty four episodes in the whole definitely the
• 1:34:31
  whole series. You should watch it. It was an hour hour long,
• 1:34:34
  No the twenty five minutes, sixteen minutes, because you know, they got
• 1:34:36
  the long ass interest. It's very short, very he's long ass intro Like
• 1:34:41
  is it the same intro every show? Yeah, Like it's an actual intro,
• 1:34:44
  like you know, like the last time, like the theme song and
• 1:34:47
  all that ship like you could just kid, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:34:55
  yeah, you can skip that. I watched my on plex, so I
• 1:34:57
  couldn't it's on Netflix. It's on Netflix. Y'all see the ship Netflix did
• 1:35:02
  recently? Oh, being some holes are about the household ship happened? No,
• 1:35:11
  isn't it. Nothing didn't happen a while ago. What's the household ship?
• 1:35:14
  Where I went to my mom? Is the Netflix? Yeah? So
• 1:35:18
  I went to log in in Philly. Yeah, it ain't been that long
• 1:35:23
  because since I was there, I moved in and October. You got lucky
• 1:35:28
  because sometimes it doesn't notice that it's not the right I said. I was
• 1:35:31
  on it in October. I went on it last week and some whole ship
• 1:35:35
  and it said this is not the primary household right, and like made me
• 1:35:40
  it was like not my ship or I'm on vacation with like the two options
• 1:35:45
  and the eventially they don't even let you do the I'm on vacation. Yeah,
• 1:35:47
  like email and it's like to my mom's email and it was like four
• 1:35:53
  in the morning, so I wasn't gonna ask her for the cod IoT.
• 1:35:56
  I'm like, you know, dad, give me an email your passwords,
• 1:35:58
  so every time we don't just give it, just give me that. I
• 1:36:00
  didn't realize that, you know, Anazon. I don't know if anyone who
• 1:36:03
  uses prime like that. Yeah, but they're adding, they're adding adding commercials.
• 1:36:09
  Yeah, they're doing the same thing. Everybody else has an adversion and
• 1:36:11
  a non adversion, so it's gonna be three. It's gonna for non ads.
• 1:36:15
  Yeah. Also, but why does Jeff Bezos need more money any of
• 1:36:19
  these motherfuckers? Not even the CEO anymore. He stepped down, but doesn't
• 1:36:25
  he still have a lot of shares. He has the shares. Yeah,
• 1:36:27
  he is a stock, It's yeah, he's just the I mean there's other
• 1:36:32
  people making business. Amazon Obviously they make a lot of money, but they
• 1:36:40
  seem to be like not as profitable as you would think, the way they
• 1:36:43
  the way they make cuts and ship. Yeah, because they're I think that's
• 1:36:46
  the way their business model works. It's just top heavy, yeah, like
• 1:36:50
  pretty much bully out the market and make slim margins, but just so much
• 1:36:56
  market much quantity. Yes, exactly, That's that's how it works for the
• 1:36:59
  pharmacy too. One day they will crumble. Come on, what's the new
• 1:37:10
  ship? T move? Whatever you move? T Well, I haven't seen
• 1:37:12
  it. I'm like, don't use tim. Yeah, I heard a lot
• 1:37:14
  of this ship's ass, Like I'm not I mean, it's d H after
• 1:37:18
  the market, Ali Express, Ali Express, don't use Timu because they've they
• 1:37:25
  haven't been out long and they've already been called selling your information. Oh,
• 1:37:30
  don't use Team watch out. They got a bunch of once you see ship
• 1:37:34
  advertised on TikTok. I've seen Cherry Red Jordan Levins for nineteen fifty d H
• 1:37:42
  logo logo funny you're fucking Jordan Loto gonna have a booty crack those are That's
• 1:37:50
  a great logo. Asshole out like why you're joint so thick? No got
• 1:37:57
  Kyle Lowry one s niggers, we gotta. We got a Patreon message that
• 1:38:02
  I thought was interesting. Yeah, we should get it. We should get
• 1:38:05
  a dhe gate sponsorship. Okay, man, okay this ship. Yeah,
• 1:38:11
  this is a message we got on patren. I thought it was pretty pretty
• 1:38:14
  interesting. If y'all were a music group, who will be the first one
• 1:38:17
  to say fucking and go solo? Ke Yeah easy damn? Why because of
• 1:38:26
  talent or because of a disagreement both both? Because it looks like Bobby Brown.
• 1:38:31
  That's crazy. I was not expecting exactly right, Like, I'm a
• 1:38:38
  team player. I love the team. Actually, maybe would be like the
• 1:38:43
  guys, we gotta together. Keenan would do that one time. And this
• 1:38:46
  is what I'm saying. This is, this is how I know. After
• 1:38:48
  the Spaghetti Ship a mink Coat, I just had to let people know that
• 1:38:57
  I was the leadst singer Keenan, Keenan, I was beyond that. Suffered
• 1:39:02
  severely, severely from main character said, I suffered from me. She said
• 1:39:09
  everybody should sit down a concert. So you, nigga, you say you
• 1:39:12
  said person not that. I'm going to shut this down right now. When
• 1:39:17
  Patrick got married, this nigga said, I'm going to speak at your wedding.
• 1:39:24
  Pat said, please don't. He said, no, no matter what,
• 1:39:29
  I'm going to speak at your wedding. And what happened at the wedding.
• 1:39:33
  He grabbed a mic. He grabbed the mic and waited for everybody to
• 1:39:36
  go Keen and Keen and keen and this listen this that eat it up like
• 1:39:45
  it was childmine at a Chinese That was just he was like I was sitting
• 1:39:53
  I was sitting there like the bell of the ball. He can't believe this.
• 1:39:57
  I did not expect that to happen. You look at that. It's
• 1:40:01
  funny. I was not prepared for this was Wow, don't do notes,
• 1:40:10
  we go off the brand, bro come on. Yeah. As soon as
• 1:40:15
  like Keenan has like a solo version a song that people were like like,
• 1:40:18
  let five people go. I really like that part. Kenan says like Keenan's
• 1:40:21
  out of there. Keenan's gone, He's gone, He's out, He's out.
• 1:40:26
  I would never he saw with like a Christmas album like Yo, this
• 1:40:30
  is a side project. I'm just like start doing. I'm just trying something
• 1:40:39
  different. Featured by himself, features tea album still coming out. Don't worry
• 1:40:44
  about it, David, and then two weeks later, I just some poor
• 1:40:49
  It's just been some creative differences. I had to make this video. I'm
• 1:40:55
  coming to see otis it's crazy that serious there my brothers is the only one
• 1:41:00
  looking at it. And look at that. Now he's the only one they
• 1:41:02
  can see. Hmm. Now you ain't have no choice but to see that's
• 1:41:06
  crazy. I think that's crazy. The only only lie, even after all
• 1:41:13
  the different iterations of temptations, he's the only one. I would have said
• 1:41:16
  Lamont because he would have felt like we wasn't moving fast enough. He was
• 1:41:20
  holding him back. Even when lam wouldn't go, so he would just stop
• 1:41:23
  singing all together. There we go, because if Lamont he's not starting his
• 1:41:28
  own pocket, he's just going back to being, He's going back to joining
• 1:41:33
  his Monday nights. This nigga leaves us here. He tried to start his
• 1:41:36
  own podcast here with the equip Remember he did, dude, never getting that
• 1:41:45
  that that you're never getting that episode? Yo? He that ship that he
• 1:41:50
  did never get in that Yo? I forgot about that, did you?
• 1:41:55
  Yeah? Remember that the whole episode by yourself when we first got it,
• 1:42:00
  got it? It was god awful. How you know that? Because I
• 1:42:02
  know I went back and list of him, like what the fun was I
• 1:42:05
  even talking about? Oh, it's talking to yourself hardest, Hell, you
• 1:42:11
  need it. I don't know how people do it. That's what let this
• 1:42:14
  go until the day forever shout out to our boys. Shown to Berry.
• 1:42:18
  He had a podcast that he did by himself and can't say and he was
• 1:42:24
  very good and he was like smart, I love that title. Yeah,
• 1:42:27
  yeah, it was very perfect for you. Bring it back, Sean,
• 1:42:30
  bring it back, no plan, bring it No, I'm going to bring
• 1:42:34
  it Sean, bring it back on the not that serious podcast network. I
• 1:42:40
  learned so much just listening to that because the niggas smart and ship. He
• 1:42:44
  all informed it. I learned a lot talking about international relationship part time in
• 1:42:47
  South Africa. That was a real music music thing. Bring it back,
• 1:42:54
  Sean, all right, Yeah, everybody who listens to him, listen to
• 1:42:58
  this is to give him somethingtive. Go on soundcowd and look up that.
• 1:43:00
  Now you can't say hi podcast. Run up his numbers in the podcast.
• 1:43:04
  Maybe on the continue you might question. So I want to do questions.
• 1:43:12
  I want to do quick, quick, just one round, one round in
• 1:43:18
  the rooms. Gonna guess and we'll all have to be somebody and well said,
• 1:43:25
  everybody goes does one like everybody just guessed that for that point, we're
• 1:43:29
  gonna get Okay, I'm gonna guess. I'm sitting out of the acting.
• 1:43:31
  I'm just gonna guess. It'll just be I guess. All right, guys.
• 1:43:35
  So this is why I said should we wait till the very end,
• 1:43:39
  because I'm thinking about people who are just listening very end? Because who's who's
• 1:43:43
  just listening? Can they can hear it too? You don't have to watch.
• 1:43:46
  It's more audio than a true true, that's true. All right,
• 1:43:51
  Okay, so well, people watching the cars so clearly. Yeah, hey,
• 1:43:57
  we got a couple of Testla listeners. People are people, which is
• 1:44:01
  a wild over sight by Tesla. That's I don't know why you guys and
• 1:44:04
  y'all people that get your merched post pictures of it. Yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:44:09
  first pictures of the mercy. Send that through all the twitters, I
• 1:44:13
  mean, all the instagrams. All send all that ship you know, I
• 1:44:15
  mean, we'll post you on on Instagram, put on Twitter. And if
• 1:44:19
  you like this game that we're about to play and want to see us play
• 1:44:23
  more, we got an episode of coming of us playing this whole game on
• 1:44:28
  the Patreon and we got a peeo box you can send games to. Yeah
• 1:44:31
  you like, yeah, Nickel, you want to see us play some board
• 1:44:35
  games, some card games, games, some sex games, drinking. Send
• 1:44:40
  those games, keep send those. Send your sex dice to the Not That
• 1:44:45
  Is podcast po box. Suck the toes of the person on your left.
• 1:44:49
  Here's the thing. Were about to get them fucking sex dice. If somebody,
• 1:44:55
  somebody says, guys, it up, it's like we gotta play now,
• 1:45:00
  Mike, I got it. It's like somebody Mike and Keeney will act
• 1:45:04
  out. No, No, I got sucked in ass looks like the power
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  box. Lot of beating. Send all that to the peel box peel Box
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  zero eight zero one six. Send all types of stuff. Send your foreign
• 1:45:36
  snacks, send your fucking your fucking sex dice, Send all types of stuff,
• 1:45:42
  send books. Send whatever you want to see us interact with on the
• 1:45:45
  pod. We'll have a good time opening it and messing around with it and
• 1:45:49
  having fun with it. Have y'all seen the like Ramen trying ship that's going
• 1:45:55
  around what there's like twelve different kinds of Ramen, Like, it's not really
• 1:46:00
  wrong listening. I love It's like variations of spiciness and flavors and ship.
• 1:46:04
  Have you seen this? Let's do that. I'm good. Frozen one,
• 1:46:06
  I love it. I've tried like Realicy one. It got some characters on
• 1:46:14
  it. I'm talking about real ram and not like it's not the top it's
• 1:46:17
  package, but it's like the what Asian people. Yeah, it's like it's
• 1:46:20
  like sauce, it's not dry season and it's like, no, I know
• 1:46:24
  the ones that the frozen ones, and you got a frozen put everything and
• 1:46:30
  you just put it in the water, sauce and the meat. It should
• 1:46:33
  come out of the packet like top ramen. But it comes with a season
• 1:46:36
  and packet and it comes with the salt ship. They don't want toodles noodles
• 1:46:41
  with the meat. I haven't had noodles, and you no longer have noodles.
• 1:46:46
  I mean, I'm trying to think the last time I had that it
• 1:46:47
  had to be copper or a cup of noodle. I look, you want
• 1:46:50
  one just for nostalgia. I need to go try one. It tastes salt.
• 1:46:55
  Now. It's so much the house, the news of the house.
• 1:47:00
  Real quick. I was gonna say, while is getting set up, did
• 1:47:01
  y'all watch Leave the World Behind It? Yes, I'm not watching that ship.
• 1:47:06
  It's not. I'm not gonna say it no, because can thought the
• 1:47:09
  same thing. It's not. It's not something that's overly captivating. So it
• 1:47:15
  sounds like no, no, no, it's not as it keeps you on
• 1:47:18
  the edge your seat because you're like, what the what the fuck is going
• 1:47:21
  on here? Yeah? And then and then once once you get to the
• 1:47:25
  end of the movie, it's like, Okay, I get it. I
• 1:47:27
  get it. Sound like that one movie with Leonardo DiCaprio that I still don't
• 1:47:30
  know that what the ending of it meant. What Shutter Island. That's different
• 1:47:36
  any anything with m Night Shemealan at the end of directs. Not pretty much.
• 1:47:41
  I think that's Martin. Yeah, yeah, but I still don't know
• 1:47:44
  if the ship was if he was envisioning it, or if it was real.
• 1:47:46
  That's the point he killed his family and he was in the psyche word
• 1:47:50
  and you know that though now you know, I don't know movie ship.
• 1:47:59
  You watched the X the Nation on to watch movies since Mark Ruff setting this
• 1:48:05
  up? Did y'all Have y'all seen the about ste list about to come out?
• 1:48:10
  Yeah? This is you're excited for it? What? No, Because
• 1:48:14
  there's the thing, I saw somebody. I want to see people out there
• 1:48:17
  because I saw I saw somebody from the F B, I, C,
• 1:48:21
  I A or something like that. Just because they're on that list doesn't mean
• 1:48:25
  he interact with No, he was just he was their contact with just in
• 1:48:29
  his little book and that And I feel like that's what's gonna get people like
• 1:48:31
  mixed up. Why was they didn't contact whatever? Like he knew, he
• 1:48:35
  didn't know everybody. Just I think the fun part is going to be the
• 1:48:40
  three there as apparently three names that were legally sealed and cannot be released,
• 1:48:45
  and guessing that it's probably legally sealed. Oh God, some some president that's
• 1:48:50
  what. That's what. That's the first thing I seen some presidents. Gotta
• 1:48:54
  be yeah, gotta be all right. I'm telling them you're gonna go first.
• 1:48:59
  Also, off, it was made mhmm for the first time it was
• 1:49:02
  it was okay, that's because you're a screw think because also you're not you
• 1:49:06
  want a kid when it has to be the kid people who are kid.
• 1:49:09
  The vibe wasn't right. He wasn't in the right atmosphere, weren't the right
• 1:49:13
  stadium. Your balls were probably the other one that you said, Mike balls
• 1:49:16
  and your heart was empty. I think you're a way over hyped. Last
• 1:49:20
  week, what they didn't know, we don't have to talk about it,
• 1:49:26
  so we got a game week. What was the other thing about your sports
• 1:49:31
  take things? Yeah said gave a great sports Mike tweeted like three different things
• 1:49:39
  about football last week, and all of them I was just like, I
• 1:49:45
  don't know I remember specific baby. I was just you were just interacting with
• 1:49:48
  people on Twitter, and I was just like, wow, look at Mike
• 1:49:50
  out here. Make it said needed cooked because I don't see much. Uh.
• 1:49:55
  He was. One of them was that it was opposing Corey for sure.
• 1:50:00
  Okay, I gotta look him up. One of them was about the
• 1:50:03
  whole the whole cam New and dark situation. He knew was right, was
• 1:50:09
  right about him being He was right about that being rock party for sure.
• 1:50:13
  Everybody he was right about what he said. He was just people people took
• 1:50:16
  it. People took it the wrong way. The wrong game manager is not
• 1:50:20
  It's not that, it's not It's just a screw that was that was so
• 1:50:24
  stupid. He's saying, like the one chick, the chicken, don't talk
• 1:50:30
  about like doing too much? The fuck are you to exactly down playing like
• 1:50:34
  you're just canting? Was the game changer? One? Yeah, talk about
• 1:50:41
  what can't he if V sixteen and one or sixteeneen and one in the Super
• 1:50:47
  Bowl, people are like, but he lost the Super The best none of
• 1:50:51
  the top of his know, any good receivers ever played. His receiver was
• 1:50:56
  Technical City best receivers. Brand Gholson sure, sure a tight end, but
• 1:51:02
  either way, he was top of his field. You are, I would
• 1:51:06
  love to see him what you just got. I think he's the only person
• 1:51:10
  that has one. He won an m v P and made it to the
• 1:51:15
  super Bowl. I think he's the only person to ever win a Heisman,
• 1:51:18
  win a m v P and make it to the super Bowl. Most Hemans
• 1:51:23
  are, most heismen are definitely. I think that thinks that's a crazy fucking
• 1:51:27
  stat And for people to just be like he's I know, he's better because
• 1:51:31
  he's not playing and a lot of number one picks don't end up playing for
• 1:51:34
  good teams. You got completely turned around because of him. Because of him,
• 1:51:39
  yeah, you would just be like it was a phenomenon, Kim,
• 1:51:44
  what do you know? Like for like three years, Tank got to go
• 1:51:51
  too far into that all, but he was the prob I want to hear
• 1:51:56
  the rest of the No, you were just talking about every people like,
• 1:52:00
  listen, I want to this is my gratification. People's big ripe was that
• 1:52:04
  right, because that having a good year. So people's big right was like,
• 1:52:08
  that's not a game. But it's like at the end of the day,
• 1:52:13
  he plays, he plays well within their system. M M. There's
• 1:52:16
  not many times you go out and be like, oh, I know exactly
• 1:52:19
  what you're talking about. Like when I said when I said that, yo,
• 1:52:23
  that nigga Dak missed four weeks and they had Cooper Rush coming. They
• 1:52:26
  didn't miss a fucking beat. Yeah, Like, and then he tried that
• 1:52:28
  bullshit where he showed me the fucking one game they lost. He's like,
• 1:52:32
  well, what are you talking about, nigga, I'm talking about the three
• 1:52:34
  other games. Don't try that to me. At any point when Dak's making
• 1:52:38
  good play, he didn't respond. That's how I knew I cooked his hat
• 1:52:40
  at any point. It's not like he goes out of his way to make
• 1:52:44
  some crazy ship with his legs or make some crazy throw. You're like,
• 1:52:46
  how the fuck did he do that? No, he just handles a game
• 1:52:49
  well, He plays, makes the right play, takes care of the ball,
• 1:52:53
  versus Lamar, who fucking runs around and makes some shit happen that god
• 1:52:57
  defensive line. You're like, yo, how do you do that? That
• 1:53:00
  clip? How many times you see Dak or party or to be like,
• 1:53:05
  yo, how the fun did he just do that? Like, you don't
• 1:53:08
  say that. Let me hear if you heard this sentence before, and that
• 1:53:10
  just shook the ship out that nigga. You've never heard that when Josh Alla
• 1:53:16
  bet jumping over niggas, that's a game. Josh All be running niggas over,
• 1:53:20
  running niggas over, that's a game. Nig his team in rushing and
• 1:53:27
  I'm talking about Mamar and Josh they lead their team in rushing yards. That's
• 1:53:33
  not a style of playing. And that's not a knock on Dak or tour
• 1:53:38
  party. If you can manage the game, right, that's a skilling mess.
• 1:53:42
  Oh you can win that way, he said, And that's what we've
• 1:53:47
  ever seen the manager. He explained all of this, he did, and
• 1:53:53
  then I was not nine minutes and in the very next week, everybody he
• 1:53:58
  talked about kind of proved it. Yeah, my man, my man just
• 1:54:01
  went to Twitter, just just sent the gift with the emotion with the monocle.
• 1:54:10
  But I just don't like how, all of a sudden, like people
• 1:54:13
  felt like they could discredit him because he's now talking like and I hate hate
• 1:54:19
  to go mic route, but okay, all right, let's we already started.
• 1:54:26
  We already, but you can't even hold the football let alone throw it.
• 1:54:28
  Okay, alright, let's get to the let's get to almost pots and
• 1:54:34
  pains. Okay, okay, turkey based later. That's what you hold this
• 1:54:46
  wooden spoon. The gravy is not the gravies needs to think it half.
• 1:54:50
  You go first, here, you go right here. You need to thicken
• 1:54:55
  up the room, up the root. Also, the fucking gravy burning the
• 1:55:00
  White team, they can give us trouble. Yeah, they run. The
• 1:55:09
  White team is not giving No, they're not going to beat us. McCay
• 1:55:13
  in the corner. That's how they're gonna beat it, or get his trouble.
• 1:55:15
  Run the wing team, Yeah, it sucks up every athletic team ever.
• 1:55:20
  And there's a reason the wing tea doesn't work anymore because niggas next,
• 1:55:26
  No, it works against them. If they can hold the ball for ten
• 1:55:30
  minutes a quarter. It makes the game tough. That's all I'm saying.
• 1:55:32
  That's all it's tough to come back to. All we have to do is
• 1:55:35
  score one touchdown. Right, It's tough, but I'm not not beating it.
• 1:55:41
  But we gotta have. You said, we're cooking. Do you ever
• 1:55:49
  see the Air Force try to come back from fourteen points down. It's a
• 1:55:51
  spected. That whole Georgia Tech trying to throw the ball. It's funny that
• 1:55:56
  whole video when he was going through the All White team, It's hilarious.
• 1:55:59
  Who video Who's going through the all I'll just sit there just waiting for the
• 1:56:01
  corner. I was like, get in that corner we have. He was
• 1:56:03
  like, shine for remember to tell you Jason Seahorns free get it all right,
• 1:56:14
  let's get see his card. I'm sorry, Lebon's in pain, right,
• 1:56:18
  get to these cards. I thought you were going first. Oh,
• 1:56:24
  yeah, we explain what this is? You can you explain what it is?
• 1:56:28
  Okay? So this is a game called first Impressions. Pretty much,
• 1:56:30
  we have a card with a scenario, then a card with a character.
• 1:56:34
  So you act out a scenario as that character, and everyone else has to
• 1:56:39
  guess who you are and what you're doing. For example, you could pull
• 1:56:43
  a scenario in situation that goes like the Rock paying for an abortion, wow,
• 1:56:48
  and you have to act out as if that card is not in the
• 1:56:53
  the Rock the video you got the money? What's the hold up? You
• 1:56:58
  got the money? John? You smell? What my lawyer is? What
• 1:57:02
  the baby say? What are you gonna name the baby. Doesn't matter what
• 1:57:13
  the baby's famous. Send the video, send the video. Shut up.
• 1:57:18
  I'm the nicest whole time. Are your father? Just shut up? She's
• 1:57:32
  like, she's like, Dwayne, I'm pregnant. Who in the blue whal
• 1:57:38
  are you? Because? Why why you said the same message twice? Shut
• 1:57:48
  up? These are all because I said so, I said every we do
• 1:58:00
  turn to a family, guy escape. That's that's the show that raised us.
• 1:58:06
  Just random family, no story, just scrambled, no structures, just
• 1:58:12
  random comedy. I want to name them. Doesn't matter what the what the
• 1:58:15
  fucking baby name is? Bitch, it doesn't matter what the you should give
• 1:58:23
  your Joe the first example, right, what you got? Okay, you
• 1:58:29
  got the time of baby. No, no, we're all going to guess.
• 1:58:31
  We're all going to guess. Yeah this looke. Okay, I didn't
• 1:58:35
  see anything. Lion's guess first. First, I guess that looking at home.
• 1:58:47
  It takes one breath. Like, guys, it's so easy. I
• 1:58:51
  did not know this. I beget liberal colleges, the statue of liberty.
• 1:59:00
  Who you're gonna it's gonna be really cold statue. All right, that's cool.
• 1:59:08
  Just look back, put your feet in the stroke. All right,
• 1:59:15
  yeah, yeah, Mario. Now what you're gonna do is move Luigi.
• 1:59:23
  You're gonna take some eyeshadow. Here, super Mario doing a making super Mario
• 1:59:31
  doing a making move out of the way late. You know, it's fine.
• 1:59:41
  And if anybody has a link to this, we need to get buzzards
• 1:59:43
  that like, tell who did it first. It's like, i'el like,
• 1:59:46
  we need those just for just for this. Right on the top, pops
• 1:59:54
  up on my TV said, yeah, because next, can we just make
• 2:00:00
  up all Steve Harvey whatever the routine. Harvey just stepped in dog poop a
• 2:00:14
  little skippy. But what the hell? It is? So liquid? You
• 2:00:25
  haven't mad? All right, all right, you're ready? Wow? Wow
• 2:00:32
  Wow, Okay, okay, okay, you did you just did this guy
• 2:00:39
  just score a touchdown and then do an onside kick. Wow. Now I'm
• 2:00:42
  out of here. I'm out of here. Commentary. Wow, No,
• 2:00:46
  I've never played Madden like this. Wow, he just game. I'm just
• 2:00:51
  I'm out quitting Madden. He's range quitting raised quitting a game. Oh wow,
• 2:00:59
  I'm mad. Cheating chick after subversion, Wow, I'm out Wow your
• 2:01:03
  last wow wow wow wow Wow. He had the servers. Wow. Wow,
• 2:01:11
  that's a weird guy. A ninety nine yard touchdown you watch by Jason
• 2:01:15
  Kelsey. Wow, I need to watch. He plays the same person everything.
• 2:01:18
  It's very It's because if you're such a likable character, you could just
• 2:01:25
  be that always be that guy. He's confused? Is that the whole?
• 2:01:29
  Wow? Wow? Wow? Okay, okay, okay, yeah, m
• 2:01:44
  hmm. I would like to thank the Academy about They said I did a
• 2:01:53
  great job saying how I got these scars? Mhm, he's leg Yeah,
• 2:02:01
  the joker collecting an award? Wow? Okay, wow, that was the
• 2:02:06
  joker? Ye be scars like three times? Oh sorry, I wasn't doing
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  all that. I wasn't that deep in a character. Well okay to think
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  about awards. Oh see, yeah, you were in that acting class.
• 2:02:24
  I can tell Keenan wasn't. Keenan will find out. Let's find out.
• 2:02:30
  Okay, it's Keenan's turn. My turn? Were is my husband? Because
• 2:02:38
  I need to find my husband, honestly looking for a husband because all the
• 2:02:45
  things I do. You think it's gonna be that easy for me to get
• 2:02:48
  like this? No, like he knows you how how I am and I
• 2:02:56
  am fine, just give me the keys. I'm getting the car from the
• 2:03:00
  valet. No, no leaving a bad day. I am totally fine.
• 2:03:06
  I can walk straight and everything. Drunk party Beyonce pretending to be sober.
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  Wow, Wow, that's her whole life. You should have just said,
• 2:03:15
  I'm not drunking love. I'm not. Would you got pretending to be sober?
• 2:03:20
  From that? I'm not drunking love, I have not. I am
• 2:03:24
  not drunking love. I promise, I promise. That's what you came up
• 2:03:27
  with after talking about acting class. If I would have said I'm not drunk
• 2:03:30
  in love, would you say she's pretending to be sober? Probably no,
• 2:03:34
  you would probably not know you would. Or maybe I'm a method acting y'all
• 2:03:40
  just don't get it. The method. Yeah, the method is asked,
• 2:03:45
  Okay, it's just meth okay acting. That's exactly why your answer the lawrence
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  for not believing it. God damn, that's grct. You haven't shut Now
• 2:04:06
  you're about to force me to like this thing crumble from beneath your no no
• 2:04:15
  no, because now now you down there said shout out to Lawrence from not
• 2:04:20
  believing in you, because now you're down the nigga okay, all right,
• 2:04:26
  I'm gonna show all you questions. I'm gonna show all of you from our
• 2:04:29
  lovely Patreon grabber. You're gonna show us shout the funky Shop, the ship.
• 2:04:34
  Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna show you summer En starting the
• 2:04:40
  movie exactly that gonna be mad as fuckact not invited to my premiere. It's
• 2:04:44
  gonna be the movie. It's gonna be. It's gonna be the high School
• 2:04:47
  Morning, High School Morning Announcements, the Kevin Dim School Document. Why would
• 2:04:53
  I be doing high school story to be in the bagge giving the m v
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  p ST. I like to think my mom. Keenan stopped brushing his hair.
• 2:05:02
  Ken gonna be on the New Sea shows up with his hair not brushed
• 2:05:08
  like Ken Gonna be Derwin on the new season of the Game Getting Carried,
• 2:05:13
  Yo, you know what what're seeing? I just saw from the game recently.
• 2:05:15
  Do you remember when what's his name is? Derwin? Who's nigga with
• 2:05:18
  the widows peak Malik? Oh my god, remember the scene when he was
• 2:05:23
  at his house with the with the big lineman. Yeah, I'm trying to
• 2:05:27
  put you to bed. Then ever, he was like nigga tell everybody like
• 2:05:33
  Bro, Nigga said, first of all that he was talking about your getting
• 2:05:44
  your toes. Yeah, my woman. Not a big burly ass man that
• 2:05:48
  Nigga. First of all, that Nigga had a They were trying to be
• 2:05:51
  so serious, but that ship was that Nigga had a widow's peak, a
• 2:05:54
  shag animal hawks all the same same time. Damn, you have the worst
• 2:05:58
  hair, very nasty. Bro. It was like it was like the he
• 2:06:00
  had the Bronnie James and Derwin. Derwin had the worst fits ever. I'm
• 2:06:06
  watching that show now. That was back on the c w D, so
• 2:06:09
  like you know, it was, what is that? I feel like everyone,
• 2:06:13
  I've never noticed that Bronnie's hair. Do I ever look at the Bronnie's
• 2:06:16
  hair like hair that look, I'm sorry, I don't want to stright look
• 2:06:20
  at Bronnie's haircut? Like who that's what is the niggas got Now, No,
• 2:06:26
  they don't braids. He had well before the braids before the bred not
• 2:06:30
  have a regular haircut. But it was like it was like like he's like
• 2:06:34
  a cartoon character. What the are you talking? I mean, I guess
• 2:06:38
  I see what you're talking about. It's like a fade with a shag.
• 2:06:41
  Yeah, but almost like it's not a mohawk. It was the front was
• 2:06:46
  like pointy a little bit. I'm like, what is he asking the barber
• 2:06:49
  to do? No, his hair was just high. He's just got ship
• 2:06:54
  look terrible. It just didn't stick up. He just had the curls,
• 2:06:57
  just had the curls that every time, I'm like, what is he asking
• 2:07:00
  when he goes nah, I want to fuck me up? Just waited on
• 2:07:05
  the side and he was cut. Yeah, I like the no holes.
• 2:07:12
  Yeah, it's not even no matter what, no matter what. That nigga
• 2:07:15
  heir cuts exactly. Of course, his name is lebron Jameson. Now I
• 2:07:20
  go by Bronie nigga kick Like what Yeah, that was the most big jumper
• 2:07:28
  he was. He was wearing twenty three with James on the scene is hilarious.
• 2:07:33
  I don't know, I don't care if half your face is burnt off.
• 2:07:38
  But if you see a clown with a mask, or like a clown,
• 2:07:41
  a clown with a mask of clown, you should always assume, like
• 2:07:44
  if you're a Harvey Day, you should assume clown is a jumper, yes,
• 2:07:48
  behind that curvical mask, especially when there's been a killer clown on the
• 2:07:51
  loose at large for a while. Now it's like maybe she just wore some
• 2:07:58
  heavy makeup today, because oh no, but my god, they are anyway
• 2:08:03
  anyway, Yeah, we got some Patreon questions. Nice first one, if
• 2:08:09
  y'all had a door into a celebrities body like in Being John Malkovich. I
• 2:08:13
  don't think anyone here seen that movie maybe m J. Who are you all
• 2:08:16
  choosing one door to want celebrity? What explain this to say that? Again?
• 2:08:20
  You walk through her door and you are inside the celebrities body like?
• 2:08:26
  So I become them, you become the celebrity. Yes, what the fuck?
• 2:08:30
  I'll be Coly Bailey and I just massive popping mm hmm popping as popping
• 2:08:37
  pussy ally? Is that okay? I guess because it ain't me. I
• 2:08:46
  mean, I'm just inCider. Did not take news, But you just send
• 2:08:52
  yourself news? Yep? That's crazy, you guys? Are you guys?
• 2:08:56
  Are she's not two thousand emailing said, I'll email it to it, not
• 2:09:03
  Mike at aim dot com, send it to the p O box, sprint
• 2:09:07
  it out the pictures, put it on cassette tapes. Yeah, you're speaking
• 2:09:11
  of me shot shot at that woman. Tory definitely shot her. Give him
• 2:09:16
  ten more years. There's another tent on there, Please Jesus, because just
• 2:09:20
  for the minor inconvenience, Pussy's depressed. Maybe it is. Maybe get it
• 2:09:24
  chatter. That's the line. Make it sad, those balls are said,
• 2:09:28
  didn't know that pussy's depressed. She made that just sound so hard, so
• 2:09:35
  hard anyway, Next is very soft. How long should have power that anything
• 2:09:43
  with celebrity other than that just breathing? How long should a power that being
• 2:09:48
  fifteen minutes? No more than a half hour, not like fifteen minutes.
• 2:09:52
  I say fifteen fifteen to thirty thirty min fifteen if you're being real efficient,
• 2:09:58
  well let's ask the napper. Fifteen. I don't nap, I sleep,
• 2:10:03
  I'll be knocked out. Yeah, I said my alarm for power for fifteen
• 2:10:07
  minutes. If I do thirty or longer, like I'm tired. When I
• 2:10:11
  wake up fifteen minutes, I feel energized afterwards, Sleep in my car,
• 2:10:16
  work, I work from home, take my dog out, go take a
• 2:10:20
  nap, wake back up and get my lunch, take it to my desk.
• 2:10:24
  Efficient easy, but yeah, all right, this is the final Patreon
• 2:10:30
  question. Yeah, sure, this is kind of talked about before, not
• 2:10:35
  on the pot, but what would you rather have DNA of a viltrumite or
• 2:10:39
  DNA of a Kryptonian? The fuck is a Kryptonian? Superman? Yeah,
• 2:10:45
  I said little. It says little tidbits filter mites get stronger as they age.
• 2:10:50
  I guess that's true. I don't know. Kryptonian's power are controlled by
• 2:10:54
  how close they are to the Sun. Kryptonian, I'm going culture might because
• 2:11:00
  I can just take anywhere I don't have to be. We don't have to
• 2:11:03
  be near the sun and the Sun. Yeah, but you gotta get old.
• 2:11:07
  You gotta get old. You gotta get old. Light. Yes,
• 2:11:09
  they don't die, though, Superman. That they do die. They do
• 2:11:15
  die. Somebody kills them. Yes, they do die, They definitely do
• 2:11:18
  that. That guy died. He definitely died in the episode. I mean
• 2:11:20
  they just you said you gotta get old. Sure. No, the older
• 2:11:24
  they get, the more stronger they are. All I gotta do is take
• 2:11:26
  a two minute trip to the Sun and come back. You're not touching a
• 2:11:28
  minute trips. Don't have to go to the Sun. I just gotta get
• 2:11:31
  closer to it. He gets stronger as he gets closer to absorbed the super
• 2:11:37
  Yeah, but the closer you get, the more they absorb. They're done.
• 2:11:41
  They're done. The opposite conversations over, I am being a Kryptonian.
• 2:11:45
  I'm with you, Ken, I'll be a thirty five year old ulture.
• 2:11:48
  Might give me the Viltuin, right, blood bro. He chopped that nigga
• 2:11:52
  Steve Harvey in the stomach, like that Big Steve Harvey came back and put
• 2:11:56
  a nig back. Yeah, Steve Harvey got put Steve. I was like,
• 2:12:03
  make sure I'm dead next time. I was like, that's real with
• 2:12:07
  his intestines in the target in the hand and said shoulders like mister Tower got
• 2:12:13
  dealt with d Yeah, break me off a piece of man, bring me
• 2:12:20
  off a piece of my lower end. Testing the high Tops. I forgot
• 2:12:26
  it, the high Tops high Tops come on, said that's all that's bring
• 2:12:31
  me off for piece, Bring me off a piece of that phone. Speaking
• 2:12:39
  of Kings of comedy, I was watching Bernie mac sure remember that episode.
• 2:12:46
  The episode Jordy Jordy was sucking. He was trying to join teas you trying
• 2:12:50
  to couldn't join the basketball team, so you the gymnastics and then was the
• 2:12:56
  my nigga. Oh my god, yea. My mann called that nigga sissy
• 2:13:07
  cross. He said, you see that, that's grass. He said,
• 2:13:13
  I'm about I'm gonna be. You told me he was the King of the
• 2:13:16
  Rings, Lord of the Rings. He said, no, I gotta wait
• 2:13:20
  till I hit puberty. Now be lord of the rebittens. He was like,
• 2:13:28
  he's like, we need un He's like, what do you want to
• 2:13:31
  U unuitars unitar He's like, yeah, we got hockey hockey pads, football
• 2:13:37
  basketball unitarge, hockey sticks. He over there doing his confessional and you just
• 2:13:43
  see the ribbon. Just I am the tike. He brought that into the
• 2:13:48
  poker game. He was embarrassing, embarrassing. I don't know if what you
• 2:13:54
  said that's embarrassing. My favorite woman went on. Everybody was getting sick and
• 2:13:56
  they kept saying who was sick? Yes, sez on the cake of Kate
• 2:14:00
  got it. That motherfucker said uh. He's like he said he wanted to
• 2:14:07
  chin up bar. She was like, you both you and I both know
• 2:14:09
  the boy can't do chin up damn. She was fine, still is still
• 2:14:18
  is got my questions. I'm not going to read this on combat please.
• 2:14:28
  Oh, I'll go back. Okay, maybe maybe yeah described to my only
• 2:14:35
  No, it was about you and your job. But I'll read it just
• 2:14:39
  because maybe someone else can relate. I'll read it serious question, not trying
• 2:14:43
  to be funny. Does Keenan playing on finding another job? I really want
• 2:14:46
  to know, because I'm kind of in the same boat. Love the podcast.
• 2:14:48
  You guys motivate me to start my own? So Kenan you planning to
• 2:14:54
  find another job? Job? James, good, No, not that seriousodcast
• 2:15:00
  network is high ts N. Yeah. I saw so many memes, like
• 2:15:05
  so many niggas got podcasts Christmas. I'm happy we start this podcast. When
• 2:15:13
  we did, it was like before the waves. I see some ship said
• 2:15:16
  podcast equipment should be a million dollars, but only for black people. I
• 2:15:24
  see all those I'm like, I'm a little offended, but exactly, I
• 2:15:28
  don't care. Looking at you, Lenny, I don't care because a lot
• 2:15:31
  of niggas don't need bikes. That's true, a lot of niggas. If
• 2:15:35
  we're supposed to, we're supposed to, they're supposed to take care of us.
• 2:15:39
  Let's see, I should come in in the house, have my feet
• 2:15:43
  rubbed, have dinner on the table have my next suit day and that's all
• 2:15:48
  it is. Just stop the Gender Wars podcast. Let's talk about funny stuff.
• 2:15:50
  Brof some food, shoes, anything kind that's not a murder mysteries and
• 2:15:58
  bruh, and the thing is murder mystery. Would you rather have a key
• 2:16:03
  that opens many locks or locks that opens up for any key? Okay,
• 2:16:09
  okay, books and just read them and no order, he said, Kwan
• 2:16:13
  Mills, just read them, just read one page and then read another page
• 2:16:18
  from a different book and be like, did those match up? Like like
• 2:16:22
  the two niggas that argue that fucking because the one niggas just stupid as hell.
• 2:16:26
  Oh my god, they're so dumb, They're so stupid. And the
• 2:16:31
  white dude, Yeah, he's so dumb. Know, I'm like, how
• 2:16:33
  does it even come up with this? It's it's got to be scripted.
• 2:16:35
  It has to be like the cucumber gatorade And he said that was his favorite.
• 2:16:39
  Yeah, he just for Christmas. Oh yeah, they off us too,
• 2:16:46
  but it's whatever they definite and they didn't respond, Yep, they did
• 2:16:48
  not. That's crazy. Why not exactly you would do what question? You
• 2:16:54
  would do it? What what you inadvertently exactly. Yeah, that's pretty that's
• 2:17:09
  pretty verdant. It was at we gotta advert them niggas. Maybe it's just
• 2:17:13
  a bar and for a bar, word for word. Yeah, anyway,
• 2:17:16
  she is getting a job. Yeah, and it's not something, oh,
• 2:17:18
  keendan finding a job like I can't just go out to say, hey,
• 2:17:22
  I got a job. Somebody has to hire me and I can show y'all
• 2:17:26
  my emails now. Rejection rejection, rejection, rejection, rejection, rejection,
• 2:17:30
  rejection, new year right around the corner. Your resolution is it's not about
• 2:17:35
  him. It's niggas gotta hire resolution right the way. That's something out of
• 2:17:43
  my control. Yeah, it's out of his control. He's still trying,
• 2:17:46
  resolution keeping trying. Next question, does it give anyone else have to sell
• 2:17:52
  Mike's But let's see, I don't know if was in here, you can
• 2:17:58
  sell her feet. I can't afford it. You can't afford it. That's
• 2:18:01
  why that's why I'm selling it. I was in the big bucks. Won't
• 2:18:07
  come back to that. I would. I would if listen, if I
• 2:18:11
  was like, I just I'll tell her feet second non existent, Keen,
• 2:18:18
  just go by. Just you're like, I'm trying to sell on his feet.
• 2:18:24
  Am I trying to sell her feet? Know? Then that's that could
• 2:18:26
  be some good revenue stream right there. You could be her foot manager,
• 2:18:30
  start buying her too rings and like why are you buying this anklets? Like
• 2:18:35
  they put her feet between two pieces of bread. She just sneaker. She
• 2:18:39
  just step on this cake for me. Ba, she just get it in
• 2:18:46
  between your toes. He's so cold under putting his baby on his feet real
• 2:18:52
  quick, baby, like today, let's go to the blog and I'm starting
• 2:18:56
  to blog. Now. Have you ever tried to peel orange with your feet?
• 2:19:01
  Can you try? Have you ever squished a banana with your toes?
• 2:19:09
  Listening like whin, let's go squish some grapes exactly now you're thinking, oh,
• 2:19:16
  there was a question about feet. Actually actually please do it. Please
• 2:19:22
  do it? Someone I don't know, someone asked what would we do in
• 2:19:33
  this situation? And let me read the situation. Oh boy, it's about
• 2:19:39
  to be am I the asshole. The headline is Hilton hotel manager arrested for
• 2:19:48
  walking for waking up guests by sucking on his toes. You saw that,
• 2:19:54
  you said that the news he was sucking the guest toes. He was charged
• 2:20:00
  with aggravated assault and burglar burglary. Entering a male's guest room and sucking on
• 2:20:07
  his toes. It was gay toad sucking too, all right, sexual gay,
• 2:20:13
  It was a tomo sexual. Tomo sexual, that's the title. Tomo
• 2:20:24
  sexual. Man. We got to I don't know it said. The guests
• 2:20:31
  recognized the guy because the day before he came into the room with another employee
• 2:20:35
  to fix an issue with the TV, and his niggas he saw his feet
• 2:20:41
  out was like, I'm coming back. I got a double back cry,
• 2:20:48
  get them too. I need those in my mouth. Them toes need to
• 2:20:52
  be sucked on. Blocking the knuckles, man, that's crazy them toe knuckles
• 2:20:58
  Lebanon tennis. See, yeah, you're a freak boy. Yeah, I
• 2:21:01
  don't know. I would feel. I would feel so violent and right in
• 2:21:05
  the Bible nigga getting kicked in the mouth, the Bible belt. Jesus,
• 2:21:09
  what do you do if you wake up in someone's sucking on your toes,
• 2:21:11
  they getting kicked in the mouth. I would feel. I don't know what
• 2:21:13
  I would do. To be honest, I probably would inadvertently just break all
• 2:21:16
  third front teeth kicking my feet, But afterwards I'll be traumatized for sure.
• 2:21:20
  Yeah, sleeping with sleep, sleep with my feet tucked in the blank.
• 2:21:24
  I don't even like you punch me in the face. Well, now I
• 2:21:28
  have the same question that we have for Mike when he didn't lock the door
• 2:21:30
  when he went to the bathroom. Why you niggas not locking the well the
• 2:21:35
  key? He was amazing. Man. I always put the ship onto,
• 2:21:41
  but the niggas you can slide that off. It's very easy to do.
• 2:21:43
  If niggas are doing that, he deserves to die. The nigga broke in
• 2:21:46
  and sock a toe sai ship. I don't care how he broke in.
• 2:21:50
  He broke in. Niggas putting the key in the thing you're giving him not
• 2:21:54
  giving a past. It sounds like you no. But if you put the
• 2:21:56
  key in and do the magic treat to get the fucking latch, that means
• 2:22:00
  you double back to like like like really one of them to like it's no
• 2:22:05
  longer crime of passion. Nigga like this thought out, his balls are full,
• 2:22:11
  like you just put the key is not thinking straight. But you put
• 2:22:16
  the key in and get easy access, all right, that's a crime of
• 2:22:18
  passion. Nigga put the kids, he said, let me, let me
• 2:22:24
  try to get you hit the key. Tried. Now he has the brainstorm,
• 2:22:30
  how do I get in here? It's also likely he could have rigged
• 2:22:33
  this ship when to make sure that there was some way, like all right,
• 2:22:37
  I'm gonna just do this like I know these doors. I know if
• 2:22:39
  I believe the lash like this or like this, it won't go all the
• 2:22:43
  way either way. Premeditated nigga, premeditated to suck. Yeah, that's yeah,
• 2:22:46
  premeditated freaky ass. That freaking on my dad, grandma, Oh,
• 2:22:58
  my dad, grandma. I saw somebody say some funniest video in your phone.
• 2:23:03
  Somebody said any moment from any of his lives that nigga, you humiliate
• 2:23:07
  yourself, busted off, busting off the peels. You're crackhead my own Okay,
• 2:23:16
  next question, does it give anyone else the inch? When a woman
• 2:23:18
  calls herself an alpha woman. I've never seen that alpha woman, you know,
• 2:23:22
  it doesn't give it an I just think this sounds dumb, dum.
• 2:23:26
  I've never even heard a woman call herself that, so I'm just assumed she
• 2:23:28
  plays softball. Why is it dumb? Women can't be offas all right,
• 2:23:33
  mistrenchable, like get out of my face here you're late for the shot put
• 2:23:37
  I find it dumb and looking niggas way and I'm like, oh my ol,
• 2:23:39
  for man, are you opening all the doors and paying for this date
• 2:23:41
  night? Shut up out for anybody's just like anybody calling himself off. Anything
• 2:23:46
  is Yeah, it goes for you too, Vegas, what someone you wanted?
• 2:23:56
  I think you just wanted to everybody the fractice out even know but anybody
• 2:24:05
  in the D nine bitch, Oh let me in. Oh please this niggas,
• 2:24:22
  that's not a good one. It's just disgusting. I'll read it.
• 2:24:26
  But we don't have to answer like this. I just I had to you.
• 2:24:30
  These are the real freak is always that Q was talking about. You
• 2:24:33
  are forced to watch your parents have sex. No, no, the only
• 2:24:39
  way to end it is to join them for one time. Only seen that
• 2:24:43
  you saw it? I heard? Have we not access on this podcast?
• 2:24:48
  What they're saying is very specific. In order to stop, you have to
• 2:24:52
  join in one time, and it says everyone must be satisfied. Yeah,
• 2:24:58
  this is some freaky who said who like honestly lose you Wait to see what
• 2:25:11
  Mike says to this. He's gonna drink off his dad. I can't wait.
• 2:25:16
  What the what? What are you waiting? What are you waiting for?
• 2:25:22
  Again? What are you? What are you looking to? Get a
• 2:25:24
  belly laugh out of that answer, bro, what what are you searching for?
• 2:25:28
  Seek help? Is this a plot? No, it's a it's a
• 2:25:35
  sick human. It's a sick, leaving and breathing human. No, a
• 2:25:41
  different podcast. I hear the because answer is put out the pastion. My
• 2:25:50
  mom is gonna go through the many ways. He's gonna make his mom come
• 2:25:52
  Like, what the do you think I'm not well when you think about it,
• 2:25:56
  dude, nigga, I'm not answering. He liked the niggas that be
• 2:26:01
  like they asked the question and one niggas are I'm sucking. I'm doing it,
• 2:26:07
  damn damn because I didn't finish, didn't even finish the questions. That
• 2:26:11
  was damn. That was funny. He needed that money he did. Hey,
• 2:26:15
  bro, But the thing is he knew exactly where he was going with
• 2:26:18
  it. Yeah he was right. Damn. Next question shout out whoever those
• 2:26:26
  guys? Yeah? Whatever podcast that is from Atlanta that I know. Have
• 2:26:28
  y'all ever wondered what Joelene looked like because she had my girl Dolly Parton tight
• 2:26:33
  in the seventies. I've seen them tweets and you've seen those what Dolly Parton
• 2:26:35
  looked like in the seventies. They said, damn, maybe Joelan was really
• 2:26:39
  Jolene must have been bodied up facts because up and down and sideways, because
• 2:26:43
  she was looking at right, because that was probably want she want, no
• 2:26:46
  slouch, you know what I'm saying. She was looking like a real hooper,
• 2:26:48
  real hooper. That was she looking like some milk. It's crazy,
• 2:26:52
  real beat he Oh yeah, you've seen those pictures. Q. I know
• 2:26:54
  you'd be interested. Don't take time to come up with an answer. Now,
• 2:27:01
  I know that, I know that technique, narrative. I'm familiar with
• 2:27:05
  your game. I don't hit me. You're a bunny hopper. Bunny hopper.
• 2:27:18
  Mm, that's why you think the way you do. Next question,
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  dear Doc Waff, does it grind your gears to have to hear about holistic
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  medicine or do you have do you, as a scientist believe in its benefits?
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  Well, well let's hold it on the scientist bit. Oh thanks,
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  Mike, I say this is a dig at lamont. It was supposed to
• 2:27:41
  be it was, but I mean it depends on what it is. Some
• 2:27:46
  things are like backed by some sort of science, but other things like the
• 2:27:50
  dude saying protein things, protein's not real, but protein protein eat, don't
• 2:28:00
  get in all of us human monkey, that is what you want. The
• 2:28:07
  gorilla eat a t bone steak and they eat other monkey cannibalists, aren't they
• 2:28:18
  No? Are they not gorillas? No champanzees you up there, They will
• 2:28:26
  eat the Also, there's protein in plants. There is Michael Jackson's protein,
• 2:28:33
  and they eat a lot of planks. But he says they also eat larva,
• 2:28:37
  snails, ants and even this protein all of that. And then the
• 2:28:39
  other dude was like, yeah, what what exactly are we getting from this
• 2:28:43
  white substance protein? Nigga like protein? What the protein is in our body?
• 2:28:50
  God? Our bodies made out of proteins, just saying anything. Yes,
• 2:28:52
  that's were onto something that happens just standing in the sun, photosynthesis and
• 2:29:00
  photo size, learn things. Yeah, brothers, doctor Sebby was leading these
• 2:29:03
  niggas in the wrong direction. But I do believe in some holistic stuff like
• 2:29:07
  yeahs that are fine, yes, but also modern medicine works too. You
• 2:29:11
  can have both combination, combination. Imagine if I broke my knee, it
• 2:29:16
  was like a rub some honey on it. Just give me some put some
• 2:29:22
  put some turmeric on your knees, some aloe barrel. Put it right back
• 2:29:26
  in place. My foot would be in my ass right now. Rub some
• 2:29:28
  coconut oil on it every while fucking do my my morning stretches and my zodia.
• 2:29:35
  Sleep with your foot the apples. Just wrap your knee in tobacco leaf.
• 2:29:39
  If you broke your telling the sixteen hundreds, how you think they wrap
• 2:29:43
  your chop that they would chop it off from the hit and like you know,
• 2:29:46
  everything down don't work. You just walking on. You don't end up
• 2:29:50
  like that nigga that nigga was talking about that was UFC cook. Wait what
• 2:29:58
  it was one nigga, that one the UFC mess year he had and he
• 2:30:01
  ain't had no legs. Oh mm be the nigga fully functioning legs and didn't
• 2:30:09
  have no legs. He wasn't allowed to kick him. He couldn't get Did
• 2:30:11
  you see recently he was in a sneaker shot in the head. What what
• 2:30:16
  what? I don't know, I don't know playing basketball. If you sink
• 2:30:22
  this shot. You get a free pair of shoes. And they looked over
• 2:30:26
  and he over there just spinning ball and his finger just inmight have this nigga
• 2:30:31
  the house of hoops. That's a travel. You can't take more than two
• 2:30:37
  hands steps before you before you gather your shot. Everything he does is a
• 2:30:43
  travel. Was not daguely not. You ain't got no pivot feet. This
• 2:30:54
  is or any feet. Okay, let me see how that nigga take a
• 2:30:58
  chart. His hands were moving, it's locking. His hands were blocking.
• 2:31:11
  That's crazy holiday season. I'll ask this one. Hey, do you guys
• 2:31:18
  bite candy? Kenes? I just watched a lady bite one and chee one.
• 2:31:24
  Keep up the great work. Anybody who bites hard candy, you're weird.
• 2:31:28
  So I bite hard candy. What he's talking about because he's had sex
• 2:31:31
  with bag of candy, So I don't care. I didn't have sex with
• 2:31:35
  that engaged in coitus. Shut up, shut up? He said, I
• 2:31:41
  didn't have sex with that bag of candy. I didn't have sex with that
• 2:31:45
  bag of candy. I fucked it candy. That candy has sex with me.
• 2:31:50
  The power bottom tricks again. I made it funck me. No,
• 2:31:56
  all right, Soca know what I'm saying. Even what you just start you
• 2:32:05
  suck on No, we're not doing this. You suck on candy can you're
• 2:32:09
  talking about I'm a committed so anytime no full play, you suck it first.
• 2:32:13
  But then that was crazy can biting lollipops. I want to get to
• 2:32:20
  a certain point. Yes, but like if you're doing it for the job,
• 2:32:24
  the first thing you're doing it off the jump, like yo, straight
• 2:32:26
  off the as soon as you put it in your mouth, you are real.
• 2:32:33
  The first thing is like what you're saying. You want know who do
• 2:32:37
  that? Fucking Montel? You're a lie. Montel will take tik taks,
• 2:32:41
  men's throw them in. Just chew him like he just saying nothing. Why
• 2:32:46
  are you chewing on tik tak? It's a mez post a suck on it.
• 2:32:50
  You can let the flavor get on your tongue. That's why niggas breath
• 2:32:54
  still be hot. No, something good but smell. They got good smell
• 2:33:03
  teeth, but a smelly breath when you bite, because when you bite it,
• 2:33:11
  he releases your tongue stinks. Tongues smell like ass, but smell like
• 2:33:16
  men tho men, Oh my god, bro tea smell experiment freaking tongues.
• 2:33:26
  Myll like hot ass. Exactly leave the men on your tongue. You niggas
• 2:33:31
  smell your brother got breathe like, okay, because you do that as brother,
• 2:33:46
  you got exactly what that nigga be doing. That's exactly what that nigga
• 2:33:50
  robby doings stone nigga, that nigga chew on mince, he suck on gum.
• 2:33:56
  He's all fucked up sucking off gum. You're living bast awkwards. Just
• 2:34:03
  why you gotta consultable what you your man's do that? He thought like,
• 2:34:18
  like niggas tongue be smelling crazy. Niggas smell terrible at football practice with the
• 2:34:24
  mother fucking with the motherfucking oh god, the mother fucking minty teeth in the
• 2:34:28
  in the in the shitty tongue. It's like, nigga, how the fuck
• 2:34:31
  you got young mouth of white teeth. That's like when it said it's smelling
• 2:34:35
  some my have a leprechaun with his shoes tap dancing and they wow in your
• 2:34:48
  mouth, yo, what the mother river dance on his tops and dance.
• 2:34:56
  Niggas are sick. I was like having That's like I was like to get
• 2:35:00
  your car washed, but you only wash the wheels, just the wheels,
• 2:35:03
  please, just looking on your windsh but justm not even the rims the window.
• 2:35:09
  That's like going to get your car washed and just washing the windows.
• 2:35:11
  But the rest of the cars dutty actually got to sea out rest of the
• 2:35:18
  car don't matter. Just my god, is your car brown? No,
• 2:35:22
  it's actually white exactly. That's just like the brown hue. And you know
• 2:35:28
  when you bite it, men, it's only on like one tooth. So
• 2:35:31
  really he only got one good smelling tooth one out of thirty thirty thirty one
• 2:35:35
  other stakers and a tongue. You got one good but that but that tooth
• 2:35:39
  maybe a topping bottle. Well give that one tooth forth from the rottom on
• 2:35:45
  the right is cleaning our mother gona smell and you gotta he got taught from
• 2:35:52
  this side. Oh my god, Yeah, he got there, looked disapable.
• 2:35:58
  Give me get a good sw gotta talk like two face and they gotta
• 2:36:05
  smell his breath like the Harvey dent to oh, chewing them at sucking on
• 2:36:24
  living backwards, living backs awkwards. Mike tickets there all right? Man?
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  time to fucking get the fuck up out of here. Ye all right guy
• 2:40:01
  bye? Yep uh, y'all had a dump tonight and there's a dance like
• 2:40:07
  in New Orleans. But he like he did that, how he did the
• 2:40:13
  joint the celebration, But then he did the grizzly posted yeah with mad os.
• 2:40:22
  That's crazy right now. That person should be spending Yeah, why would
• 2:40:28
  they post that? And it wasn't anything crazy, It was a regular two
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  handed. That's crazy, man. He's feeling himself. That's fine, but
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  it is a it is a popular as a very popular days. Let's say
• 2:40:41
  Christ with you right now, my nigga. Yeah, I don't know why
• 2:40:46
  he would do that, but self awareness have a little bit, yea,
• 2:40:50
  just maybe I shouldn't. You just got back, my boy. Don't be
• 2:40:52
  like Draymond. Just got back to work for this ship. He won Player
• 2:40:58
  of the Week already. Yeah yeah, he got the first legs. He
• 2:41:03
  better win that ship. Shut up. Bye.