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Top 5 Fictional Characters You Want To Have A Beer With! · Strikeout Beer

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  Speaker 1: What is going on, everyone? Welcome to the Strike Up
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  Speaker 1: Beer Podcast with your pals Alan and Rapid Dave. I'm Alan.
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  Speaker 2: I'm BGD. Yeah, that's it. BGD. There we go. I'm back.
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  Speaker 2: There we go.
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  Speaker 1: There we go. I'm just going to have to start
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  Speaker 1: changing that. I just don't think I can say Rapid
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  Speaker 1: Dave anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Change it.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: We're here to have a beer and just have a conversation.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to talk about, so you got a list
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  Speaker 1: from AI for the top five fictional characters to have
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  Speaker 1: a beer with. And we're going to discuss your list.
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  Speaker 1: I might throw some guesses out there. And, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just have a beer and talk about it. How about that?
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  Speaker 2: My number five can be number one. I'm just going
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  Speaker 2: to say that right now. Okay. Fictional characters, right?
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Number five, Tyrion Lannister.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. All right.
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  Speaker 2: It says the vibe, sharp whip, sharp wit, and expensive taste.
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  Speaker 2: Why him? Tyrion Lannister. Tyrion Tyrion Lannister. Is that his
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  Speaker 2: middle name, too? But he said he drinks and he
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  Speaker 2: knows things. A night with him guarantees great wine or
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  Speaker 2: a strong ale, razor-sharp humor, and zero boring moments. Just
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  Speaker 2: make sure you stay out of the family politics.
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  Speaker 1: There we go. All right. I would love to have
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  Speaker 1: a drink with old Tyrion. I know. That would be fun.
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  Speaker 1: I'm definitely in on that. Yeah? 100%. Sold.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Sold.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Who we got next on the list? Let
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  Speaker 1: me throw a guess out there and see if this
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  Speaker 1: guy's on the list. I got a couple names I
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  Speaker 1: want to throw out there.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see if they're on this list. One, Homer Simpson.
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  Speaker 2: He is numero uno on this list.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. All right. All right.
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  Speaker 2: The vibe. Pure, simple fun. Why him? Homer treats Homer
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  Speaker 2: Simpson as his absolute favorite thing in the world, which
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  Speaker 2: is kind of weird. Sitting next to him at Moe's
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  Speaker 2: Tavern means you get zero heavy life talk. You get
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  Speaker 2: goofy jokes, salty snacks, and appreciation for a fresh pour.
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  Speaker 1: There we go. Bam! That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say.
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  Speaker 2: Norm. Norm Peterson is number three. Just watched his show yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I was watching it yesterday from Cheers. The vibe. Professional
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  Speaker 2: bar stool warmer. Why him? Norm walks into Cheers. Everyone
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  Speaker 2: knows his name. He knows every joke, every witty one-liner,
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  Speaker 2: and how to pace a drinking night. You will never
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  Speaker 2: run out of conversation or a warm smile with Norm around.
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  Speaker 1: There we go. Let's see here. So I got two
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  Speaker 1: left on the list. I got number two and number four. Does.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of rando. Kind of rando on these.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of rando. Does Al Bundy make the list?
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  Speaker 2: Does not.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Al Bundy doesn't drink a lot of beer on the show.
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  Speaker 2: I think he has like one or two while the
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  Speaker 2: game's on or if he's down at the no ma'am rally.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, which is let's let's go to the one.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you this. One is part of a infamous
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  Speaker 2: animated show. OK, it's based here in Texas. OK, that's
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  Speaker 2: a kill. Hank Hill's number two.
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  Speaker 1: Was going to be my next guest was Hank Hill.
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  Speaker 2: The vibe, quiet, polite, and honest. Why him? Hank is
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  Speaker 2: the ultimate guy to stand in an alley with. He
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  Speaker 2: will talk about lawn care, propane, and simple values. He
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  Speaker 2: is steady, calm, and will make sure you get home
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  Speaker 2: safe after a couple crisp-a-loggers.
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  Speaker 1: There we go. Does it... I don't know that this
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  Speaker 1: guy's necessarily a beer guy, but a guy I would
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  Speaker 1: love to have a drink with, which will probably end
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  Speaker 1: up being whiskey, is the great Ron Swanson.
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  Speaker 2: Nope which would be really good this one think there's
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  Speaker 2: a trilogy a movie trilogy and books obviously um not
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  Speaker 2: surrounding this guy but this guy plays a massive part.
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  Speaker 1: In it a massive part in a trilogy.
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  Speaker 2: It's a movie series about walking.
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  Speaker 1: About walking um is it which guy it's lord of
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  Speaker 1: the rings okay is it gimli nope is it it's
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  Speaker 1: not bilbo is.
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  Speaker 2: It no think bigger think bigger like tall stature as
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  Speaker 2: well it is gandalf from lord of the rings okay
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  Speaker 2: the vibe ancient wisdom and amazing stories why him forget
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  Speaker 2: the doom and gloom of saving middle earth from one
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  Speaker 2: evening sharing a pipe And a nail with Gandalf means
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  Speaker 2: you're listening to unbelievable tales of old times, magic secrets,
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  Speaker 2: or secret magic, and deep laughs. He is wise, kind,
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  Speaker 2: and surprisingly fun when he relaxes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So your top five will go T to B, or
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  Speaker 2: B to T, as I always do. Tyrion Lannister, Gandalf,
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  Speaker 2: Norm Peterson, Hank Hill, and Homer Simpson. How do you
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  Speaker 2: feel about that list?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not big. I don't think Gandalf would be in
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  Speaker 1: my top five.
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  Speaker 2: No? Just hear the tall tales and the craziness? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be chill? Maybe some fireworks in the background?
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  Speaker 1: Give me Al Bundy first.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So when you talk about Norm, I don't think of
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  Speaker 1: just drinking with Norm. If it appeases the court, I
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  Speaker 1: want Norm and Cliff. I need both.
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  Speaker 2: They're across the bar, so you're going to sit in
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  Speaker 2: the middle?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting in the middle of them. Okay. Because they
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  Speaker 1: sit next to each other. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: No, in the early series, they sat across from each other.
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  Speaker 2: One's on the other side.
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  Speaker 1: Of the bar. But later, they're next to each other, right?
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  Speaker 2: They get closer, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, give me those two guys, and let me just
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  Speaker 1: kind of– right there in the middle of them, right?
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  Speaker 1: I'll sit in the middle of them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wedge in there?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think that would be a good time.
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  Speaker 1: I think Peter would be a good time, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: Griffin?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Things are going to get out of hand. Right. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Um, someone who's really high on my list that I love, uh,
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  Speaker 1: Charlie Kelly. Always sunny.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Charlie. I'd rather drink a Frank to be
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  Speaker 2: honest with you. Charlie's two wheels off for me.
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  Speaker 1: But just, just think about the, the crazy crap you're
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  Speaker 1: going to hear him say, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like the episode where they're, we're spying on that other bar.
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  Speaker 1: Dennis has got that black trench coat on and there's
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  Speaker 1: a door over there. It says private. He's like, well
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  Speaker 1: that door there says pirate on it you mean the
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  Speaker 1: door that says private i didn't say private i didn't
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  Speaker 1: say private.
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  Speaker 2: Because it was spelled everything because you can't read if
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  Speaker 2: it does spell right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah but no that's a that's a solid a
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  Speaker 1: solid list i will say um another guy from the
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  Speaker 1: simpsons i wouldn't mind having a beer with old barney
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  Speaker 1: gumbel I.
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  Speaker 2: Mean, you're just going to get blackout drunk with him
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  Speaker 2: at that point. You might as well drink with the
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  Speaker 2: two dudes from Groundhog's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. You're saying that like it's a bad thing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not terrible, but they don't have a
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  Speaker 2: lot going on. They've lived in this town forever. There's
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  Speaker 2: nothing to them, man. There's nothing to them.
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  Speaker 1: When you say two dudes, I think of, now they're
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  Speaker 1: not known for drinking, although I like to think they
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  Speaker 1: probably had a few. The two old guys in the
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  Speaker 1: balcony on the Muppets.
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  Speaker 2: That might be okay that might be alright I'll allow.
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  Speaker 1: It just sitting up there having a few and just
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  Speaker 1: heckling everybody come on it doesn't get any better than
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  Speaker 1: that getting thrown out yeah why not getting thrown out
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  Speaker 1: of classier places than this I doubt it but you
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  Speaker 1: know maybe but yeah that's the top five AI says
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  Speaker 1: who's missing off that list tell us and tell us
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  Speaker 1: who your personal top five is Let us know down
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  Speaker 1: in the comments. And I don't know. Maybe you got
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  Speaker 1: somewhere really cool we haven't even thought about yet. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. As always, guys, I'm Alan.
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  Speaker 2: I'm R.D. We'll talk to you guys later.
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  Speaker 1: BGD.