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Jack and the Golden Ladder | Jack and the Beanstalk Sequel | Stories for Kids · Dorktales Storytime | Stories for Kids Who Love Big Adventures

0:01
Jonathan: Hello, Dork Squad.
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Jonathan: I'm Jonathan Cormur, and you're listening to Dorktales Storytime, the podcast for kids and their pop culture loving grown-ups.
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Theme Song: It's a beautiful day for a story, adventuring glory, new friends and old ones too.
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Theme Song: It's an excellent day to get swept away in a tale, so let us regale you
0:34
Jonathan: Hello Redge? Can I come in? Redge? Redge?
0:35
Redge: Apologies for the mess, Jonathan, but do you think you could assist me?
0:51
Jonathan: What have you done with your hovel, Redge?
0:55
Redge: I have to secure everything.
0:57
Redge: All the furniture must be hammered down, every frame fastened, every chair anchored, every trinket clamped.
1:08
Jonathan: Why are you doing that?
1:12
Redge: Oh no.
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Redge: Here we go again.
1:17
Jonathan: What's happening?
1:18
Jonathan: What just happened?
1:27
Redge: The Folktale Forest has been plagued with thund earths lately.
1:32
Jonathan: Did you say thund earth?
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Redge: Yes.
1:36
Jonathan: But what's a thund earth?
1:39
Redge: A roll of thunder followed by an earthquake.
1:43
Jonathan: Huh.
1:43
Jonathan: Weird.
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Redge: We've averaged two to three every day for the last week.
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Redge: The Folktale Forest cannot catch a break.
1:52
Jonathan: Have we ever had thund earths before?
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Redge: Maybe one or two over the years.
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Redge: But not this many at once.
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Redge: It's quite a unique phenomenon.
2:02
Jonathan: Has the weather been different in the forest?
2:05
Redge: No.
2:05
Redge: Not a cloud in the sky.
2:08
Jonathan: You're right.
2:08
Jonathan: Blue skies today.
2:10
Jonathan: But what's that over there?
2:13
Redge: What?
2:14
Jonathan: Come look out the window.
2:15
Jonathan: There's something way out on the edge of the forest.
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Redge: You mean that distant gleaming tall thing?
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Jonathan: Yes, I don't remember seeing that in the Folktale Forest before.
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Redge: What could it be?
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Jonathan: Maybe it's related to the mysterious thund earths.
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Redge: Only one way to find out.
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Redge: Come along, Jonathan.
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Jonathan: Right behind you.
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Redge: Y ou okay?
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Jonathan: Yep.
2:45
Jonathan: Here we go.
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Jonathan: It can't be much farther.
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Jonathan: Oh my eyes! Gosh, that's bright.
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Redge: Oh dear me.
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Redge: I wish I brought my sunglasses.
3:00
Jonathan: The sun is reflecting off something just past those trees.
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Redge: I think it's in the meadow.
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Jonathan: Redge! It's a ladder.
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Redge: A ladder made of pure gold.
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Jonathan: And look who's at the bottom of the ladder.
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Redge: Jack!
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Jack: Redge! Jonathan! Good to see you.
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Jonathan: Jack?
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Jonathan: Did you build this ladder?
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Jack: Oh, uh yes, I have.
3:27
Redge: But where does the ladder lead?
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Jack: I'm trying to reach the land of giants.
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Jonathan: Again?
3:35
Redge: Jack, I thought you were done stealing from the giants.
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Jack: Oh I am.
3:39
Jack: Trust me I am.
3:41
Jack: I've been searching for magic beans to grow another beanstalk to the sky, but I've only ever found regular beans.
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Jack: Lots and lots of regular beans.
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Redge: Lots of regular beans, you say.
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Redge: Well, I have a recipe for three bean soup that everyone just gobbles down.
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Jonathan: Yeah, it's very good.
4:01
Jack: Sounds delicious.
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Jack: But I wish I could find magic beans.
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Redge: So you built a golden ladder instead?
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Jack: When these thund earths started, I knew that Miss Tempy Tempest, the ogress, had finally lost her patience with me, and I had to do something fast.
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Jonathan: Remember when we learned what ogres and ogresses are, Redge?
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Redge: They are big giants.
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Jonathan: That's right.
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Redge: Is Miss Tempy one of the giants?
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Jack: Yep.
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Jonathan: And you think she's causing these thund earths?
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Jack: Yep.
4:36
Redge: Well it must be.
4:38
Jonathan: You're telling me Miss Tempy is so angry that she's stomping around in the sky
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Jack: and making the whole forest shake beneath her.
4:48
Jonathan: Whoa.
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Jack: It's time to say I'm sorry and return the giant ogre's hen and golden harp.
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Jonathan: The hen that lays the golden eggs?
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Jack: Yes, it's time for her to go home.
5:02
Jack: I'm sorry, little cluck cluck.
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Jack: It's the best thing for all of us.
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Redge: Maybe that would make the thund earths stop.
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Jack: Stealing from the giants was never the right thing to do, but I'm going to make things right.
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Jack: Wanna help me?
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Redge: I've never been to the land of the giants.
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Jonathan: Me either.
5:22
Jack: We're in.
5:23
Jack: Baka.
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Jack: Uh-oh.
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Jack: Brace yourselves.
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Redge: Oh dear.
5:31
Jonathan: Here comes another thund earth.
5:37
Jack: Everyone okay?
5:39
Redge: Just a bit shaken.
5:41
Jack: Okay, follow me.
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Jack: There's not a moment to lose.
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Redge: Let's climb, Jonathan.
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Redge: Before another thund earth begins.
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Jonathan: Right behind you.
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Jonathan: Oh boy.
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Jonathan: It's cold up here in the land of the giants.
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Redge: Look, Jonathan, I can touch the clouds.
6:01
Jonathan: The winds are so strong.
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Jonathan: Brrrrrr and it's rushing through all these tall buildings.
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Redge: It's a good thing I never travel without my cashmere scarf.
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Jonathan: And in your favorite shade of green.
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Redge: I have a green cable knit scarf as well if you are feeling
6:20
Jack: Hey, those aren't buildings.
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Jonathan: They're towers of gold.
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Redge: Piles of gold at every corner.
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Jonathan: And each piece of gold is as big as a small car.
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Jack: Shh that was close.
6:49
Redge: A real life giant.
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Redge: Her foot was bigger than my whole hovel.
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Jonathan: I don't even know if her little toe could fit inside your kitchen.
6:57
Jack: Let's not wait around to find out.
6:59
Jack: It looks like she's left her house for an errand.
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Jack: We'll hurry in and drop off Cluck Cluck and the Harp and get back down to the Folktale Forest.
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Redge: Righto.
7:08
Jonathan: Let's do it.
7:10
Redge: Wait.
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Redge: Where's Cluck Cluck?
7:17
Jack: Oh no, Cluck Cluck, come back.
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Redge: Where is she going?
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Jack: I don't know.
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Jack: I've never explored the rest of the land of the giants.
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Jonathan: Those towers of gold seem to go on forever.
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Redge: The mist of the clouds makes it hard to see.
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Redge: I hope Cluck Cluck doesn't get lost.
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Jack: We've got to get her back inside Miss Tempy's house and get out of here.
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Jack: Maybe if we start at this big pile of gold and walk 500 paces.
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Redge: Wait, look here.
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Jonathan: Cluck Cluck has left a trail.
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Jack: Of course, a trail of golden eggs.
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Redge: Follow those eggs.
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Jonathan: Do you see Cluck Cluck anywhere?
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Redge: No, and it's starting to get hard to tell which pieces of gold are Cluck Cluck's eggs.
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Jonathan: And which are just random pieces laying about.
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Redge: Jack, did you know they had so much gold in the land of the giants?
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Jack: No, it's everywhere.
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Jack: Heaps of it.
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Jonathan: Mountains of it.
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Redge: Rivers of gold.
8:36
Jack: There's Cluck Cluck
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Redge: standing on that massive treasure chest.
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Jonathan: Quick before she runs away again
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Jack: Oh no.
8:51
Redge: Miss Tempy is back from her errand.
8:54
Jonathan: Hide
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Tempy Tempest: Huh?
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Tempy Tempest: Cluck Cluck?
9:00
Tempy Tempest: Is that you?
9:02
Tempy Tempest: No no be off with ya
9:08
Jack: She doesn't want Cluck Cluck back?
9:11
Tempy Tempest: I finally cleared the house of your mess.
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Tempy Tempest: Laying gold everywhere you went.
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Tempy Tempest: I won't have it again.
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Tempy Tempest: Go on, hop it.
9:19
Redge: How strange.
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Jonathan: I thought the giants loved gold.
9:23
Jack: Only one way to find out.
9:25
Jack: Excuse me, Miss Tempy Tempest.
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Tempy Tempest: Jack, is that you?
9:33
Jack: Yes, it's me.
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Jack: I've come back to return Cluck Cluck and your golden harp.
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Jack: I'm so sorry I took them.
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Jack: At the time, we needed the gold to survive, but I shouldn't have stolen it from you.
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Redge: How brave you are, Jack.
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Jonathan: Nice work.
9:51
Tempy Tempest: Oh, but Jack, you did me a favor.
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Jack: A favor?
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Jack: What do you mean?
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Tempy Tempest: Uh our house was filled from wall to wall with gold.
10:02
Tempy Tempest: What a mess.
10:04
Tempy Tempest: Cluck cluck was leaving piles of eggs in every corner of every room.
10:09
Tempy Tempest: I couldn't handle the clutter no more.
10:12
Redge: I'm sorry, Miss Tempy, but are you saying you didn't like having all that gold?
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Tempy Tempest: Certainly not.
10:21
Jonathan: But didn't it make you rich to have all that gold?
10:25
Tempy Tempest: Rich?
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Tempy Tempest: Oh no, not on the land of giants.
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Tempy Tempest: Gold is everywhere.
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Tempy Tempest: Heaps, piles, mounds, and mountains of gold.
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Jack: And it's not worth anything?
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Tempy Tempest: Oh no.
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Tempy Tempest: Worthless, useless mess.
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Tempy Tempest: A nuisance, really.
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Redge: But how do you pay for things in the land of the giants?
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Tempy Tempest: We pay for things using sticks and wood.
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Jonathan: Sticks and wood?
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Tempy Tempest: It's quite cold up here in the clouds, so we always need to keep our fires going.
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Tempy Tempest: Having sticks and wood handy is very important.
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Jack: Wait a second.
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Jack: If you're happy that I took away the golden harp and cluck Cluck
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Redge: and you like having your house cleared of gold,
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Jonathan: then why are you causing all the thund earths in the Folktale Forest?
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Tempy Tempest: Thund earths?
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Jack: A roll of thunder followed by an earthquake.
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Jonathan: Redge had to fasten down all his furniture in his hovel.
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Redge: My trinkets and knick knacks have been under attack.
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Tempy Tempest: Oh my, I don't know.
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Jack: You weren't stomping around?
11:33
Jonathan: Pounding your feet in anger?
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Redge: Shuffling your feet in frustration?
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Tempy Tempest: I've stomped, pounded and shuffled, but not because I was angry.
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Redge: Then what were you doing?
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Tempy Tempest: I've been learning to tap dance.
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Jonathan: Tap dance?
11:49
Jack: Tap dance?
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Tempy Tempest: Yes, and it involves a lot of stomping, shuffling, pounding, and the occasional fa lap ball change.
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Redge: Oh you're telling me.
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Tempy Tempest: Stomp hop step fa lap stomp hop step fa lap stomp hop step fa lap
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Redge: Oh dear.
12:08
Jonathan: Hold on!
12:09
Jack: Wow, amazing.
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Jack: But this is what's making all of the Folktale Forest shake.
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Tempy Tempest: Oh crumbs.
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Tempy Tempest: Just when I was starting to get good.
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Jack: Well, I don't think you need to quit.
12:22
Jonathan: There must be a solution.
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Redge: Wait, my scarf!
12:27
Jonathan: Yes, it is a really nice scarf.
12:30
Redge: No no no.
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Redge: I know just the thing to fix this, and it all starts with a scarf.
12:37
Jack: Huh?
12:38
Redge: Miss Tempy, do you have any knitwear?
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Redge: Okay.
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Redge: Now give it a try.
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Tempy Tempest: Stomp hop, step fa lap, stomp hop, step fa lap.
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Jonathan: Voila!
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Jack: Great work, Redge
13:00
Tempy Tempest: Who knew?
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Tempy Tempest: A few of my scarves, a couple of blankets, and a pillow under a large piece of plywood would mute my stomps and shuffles.
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Jack: Genius!
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Redge: A good scarf has many uses.
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Tempy Tempest: Everyone together now.
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All: Stomp hop step fa lap.
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All: Stomp hop step fa lap.
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All: Cluck Cluck!
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Tempy Tempest: Not in the house, Cluck Cluck!
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Jonathan: This has been a Jon in Character production.
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Jonathan: This story was written by Monique Hafen Adams, edited by Molly Murphy, and performed by Jonathan Cormur.
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Jonathan: Sound recording and production by Jermaine Hamilton at Pacific Grove Soundworks.
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Jonathan: Now, go be the hero of your own story, and we'll see you next once upon a time.
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