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This Should 100% Be Illegal! #15 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Grab the cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: Here comes your chat with Gi and Braden.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_00: Hey guys, and welcome back to episode 15 of Your Shout with Gi and Braden the podcast.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: Mate, welcome back.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: What's up, guys?
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: How you doing?
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: Mate, it's um we missed another episode, um, but that's okay because um because of me.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: It's always because of me, but hey mate, you are sick.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: I'd rather you um get some rest and not sound you know, um, which is sorry, that was a horrible sound effect through the years.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but mate, are you feeling what happened, mate?
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: Were you just I'm I was crooked as fuck.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, but I'm glad to get into this one, man.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I've got some stuff to mention and we'll awesome, mate.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: I love that.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: And uh mate, have you noticed that um I see that you got the mustache going?
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder if Kate likes it or not.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Kate said she's kind of like liking it.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: So I the reason why I did it is I've been growing it since November and because I didn't Movember.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: And I just thought, you know what, I'm gonna keep it.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_00: And I know November's been a while, but yeah, I've just been growing it now.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just kind of like, oh I'm I I know I I used to say, no, I hate facial, but I'm kinda like you got your dad's one, it's like very thick.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't that's what I feel like.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_00: I like you, I feel like I put I want something like yours, but it's a bit thin.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like those.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't like the thin.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like Captain Jack Sparrow or something like exactly how.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: So you prefer the thicker look, I like the thicker look.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay, okay.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: There's a there's a mate at work, he's he's got like a thick one.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's like a prop, like it looks like a caterpillar, it's just laying on the top of his lip.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: Uh well, I'm glad, yeah, because I've I to be honest, I'm the opposite.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_00: I wish I had like a thinner one.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: True.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's not bad.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'll yeah, I'll take it where I can get it, I guess.
• 1:39
  unknown: Yeah.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: All right, mate.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: Well, let's get straight into it, mate.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: I've I saw this on um a social media thing, and people were talking about things that Maccas would do which would be elite.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: And this is the one in the I'm gonna talk about the one thing on here, and I think everyone agree.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: Imagine if Maccas did a lemon lime and bitters.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: That would that would slap.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: That would I would buy that.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, 100%.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: 100 lime bitters slushy or something.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh bro, that would be mean.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, 100%.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: What are they, dollar, two dollars now, probably frozen lemon lime bitters.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: How good would that be on a hot day?
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: Would be unreal.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: Whether it'd be nice or not, we'll see.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Do you like lemon lime bitters?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: I do.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: I love a good lemon lime bitters.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: I love a good lemon lime bitter.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like if I'm not drinking, it is my go-to soft drink.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, especially summertime, man.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, especially summertime in the peak summertime.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's oh yeah, for sure.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: And you know what?
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: Bartenders, if they make it good, they can make a property.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: I reckon if you're having like fish and chips at the pub, lemon lime bitters with it.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, 100% has to be.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: It's funny when you say fish and chips because everyone that knows me is that like anytime I go to a pub and I don't know what to order, I always have this saying, when in doubt, get fish and chips.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: Because I feel like fish and chips, you just can't go wrong.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm getting off the steak pubs now because I'm just getting pissed off when I pay like nearly$40 for a steak and they can't even cook it medium rare.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: It's just annoying me now.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is, and then sometimes the burgers too, they get so fucking like greasy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And oh look, I know it's an Aussie delicacy, and up here we call them palmies because if you call it palmie, you're just a fuckwit.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: Um, they're palmies, by the way.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I I get over them.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just like, yeah.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: I love a good Snitty.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I just I don't know.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: I feel I don't know if it's because I've had too many palmies, but I swear to God, if my pummy comes out and it's got like that shredded bacon on that, get the fuck out.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: That is not a palmy.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: That is just I love the I love the ones where they come out and it's like they've got they've shaved a bit off like a mutant fucking chicken, and it's like the size of the plate.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes!
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: Well, like you get like a you get like a medium-sized like snitty, and it is like thick as fuck.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, so good.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: What type of gravy?
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm just going the normal classic.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're just a vanilla person, normal gravy?
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm a pepper person.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: Pepper's good, but some places can overdo it.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like you, yeah, they leave like a peppercorn or something in there.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: No, that's yeah, that's what I like.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I the more pepper, the better for me.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: I know Kate likes a mushroom.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, Kate makes a good mushroom gravy, which I've heard you make a good gram.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_00: I do make a good mushroom gravy.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_00: And Kate's so they say we'll take it to the grave.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_00: And Kate still thinks, no, mine will be better.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, I need to try Braden's because if Braden puts in what he says he puts in, I reckon it'd be a fucking good mushroom.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's a family legacy, man.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's pretty good.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's down in the low family.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's fucking good.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's fucking good.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_00: Um, which yeah, which brings me to my next thing, mate.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_00: Kid snacks.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_00: Now I'm talking when you went to a pub, we were just talking about pub foods we got now.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: What did you get when you were a kid?
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what was like your one thing you're like, fuck yeah.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: Mine was chicken nuggets and chips.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: Couldn't go wrong.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think I'd say same.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: That's all I used to get, or it'd be like the cheeseburger.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: Just the cheeseburger or something.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like happy meals when you were a kid was just elite.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_01: But always when we went to the RSLs, there's always the little kids' fish and chips in the RSLs.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_00: Always.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_00: I never had the spaghetti bowl because I always thought they tasted like shit.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_00: They always look like shit.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: They always look oh man.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_01: And they loaded up with the palms and cheese too sometimes.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: And you can just tell it's out of a can.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_00: They've just pulled it out of a can, tipped it in there, and chucked it in the microwave.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: Get that shit out of here.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, I'm a kid, but I'm not having any of that shit.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, um, I think one of my favorite um memories as a kid was like, look, I don't know about you, but my tuck shop at primary school was this shittest tuck shop.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_00: Let's go.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, my tuck shop at primary school was shit.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, I'm gonna say their slogan they had up on the top of the board, and it just explained how shit it was.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was be bright, eat right.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_00: So the only thing I remember, and I wonder if anyone else, no, okay, if anyone else remembers these, please tell me if you remember these.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember the drinks, the lols?
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking what happened to those?
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_00: I remember having them as a kid.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_00: That was the only bad thing that my talk shop built.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_00: My talk shop, the only thing bad it would sell for us kids is chicken nuggets and that lol drink.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_00: All the other stuff, all the other stuff was just salad.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_00: It was shit.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_00: But those lols was like a legacy in my primary school because that was the only sugar fix we could get.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're gonna feel so sad.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_00: What happened to him?
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_00: They've gone.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, you're gonna be so sad.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_01: Listen to So I went to Under Herba and man, their talk shop was unreal.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, was it?
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, please make me check.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_01: They had so they had they had like little um meat, like the little, you know those meat trays?
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_01: You had like a little one about like that big.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: You get mac creamy mac and cheese.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh fucking.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_01: You get one with like it was like a uh it was like almost like a lasagna one.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like a lasagna topper?
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like a lasagna one as well.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_01: And then you had heaps of all those.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know the um the eucalyptus fucking koala balls?
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think so.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_01: Those and like the chocolate, the chocolate pebbles.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_01: That guy.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_01: Um, there was a bunch of those, man.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_00: I remember, I don't know what they're called, but I remember we also had jelly sticks.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_00: And they used to be really thin in a plastic, and you could freeze them down and you'd have them at lunch break, and that'd be just like a real cold.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_00: I forgot what they were called.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I don't I just remember them.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_00: Or Sunny Boys, they sold to them at our school.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_00: The Sunny Boy um was it ice cream or ice block?
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't remember what they were called.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we got we used to get like little soft served, like um little tiny, tiny ones.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_01: But man, I reckon best caviteer I've ever had was definitely in primary school, bro.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_01: My high school caviteer wasn't as great, I reckon.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, my high school one was definitely better.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_00: We actually had we they actually sold us proper food.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_00: And they used to do a day um once every I'm gonna say twice a year.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_00: It was called Red Day.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_00: And then that's when they selled the shittiest, shittiest food, but God forbid, did we eat the shit out of it?
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like they would sell corn jacks, deep fried dagwood dogs, yeah, like ice cream, milkshakes.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_00: That day at the tuck shop, oh everyone would just be sprinting there at lunch break trying to.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_01: I remember one time, man.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_01: Juzzy can vouch for this.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_01: Uh um, hopefully he remembers, but what's it?
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_01: I remember one time lunch.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_01: I fucking ordered 14 hash browns for the fucking cover two.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_00: 14 hash browns?
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_01: 14 bro for lunch because I forgot my lunch and I was like, oh dude, I'm starving.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_01: So I had like 14.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah, bro.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_01: I remember.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_01: And it was like the best thing that would make two is just a hash browns, I reckon.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_01: Hash browns and a chocolate milk.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_00: So oh, you can't go wrong.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, look, I was never a fan of a chocolate milk.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_00: I was um what the I look they're talking about.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_00: I like the strawberry milk.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_00: Uh yuck.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_00: Strawberry milk is better than chocolate milk.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, I can't stand the shit, man.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_01: I can't stand the choice.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_00: Let's see, I can't stand chocolate milk.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_00: I anything chocolate, and I've talked about this on the podcast, is shit.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_00: Chocolate flavoured ice cream, chocolate flavored cake, it's all shit.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_00: Don't get me wrong.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_00: I love some chocolate, okay?
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_00: If you're having that dark chocolate, get that shit out of here.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_00: Or Turkish delight, cherry ripe.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_00: Why they're still in the favorites box, which by the way, I want to talk to the CEO of the favorites box because we need to recap what goes in there and what can get out.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_00: That's what we should do.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_00: What about the red velvets?
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, red velvet's good.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_00: Red velvet cake is a good cake.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, and I know people are gonna be like, Joe, that's just a chocolate cake that red.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: No, fuck off.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_00: That's not the same as it.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_01: It is kind of different, isn't it?
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's actually different.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_00: It's actually And with that, is it like a cream cheese topper, man?
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_00: It's like they put this icing on a red.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_01: I only remember the red velvet from the Easter bunnies.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: You used to get the Easter bunny red velvet.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_00: Which, by the way, since when are chocolate so expensive?
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_00: I know we're going for a fuel crisis right now.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're going for a worldwide state, whatever the fuck you want to call it for us right now.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_00: What chocolate?
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like I saw a chocolate bunny for like$20.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking, what the f it's got a lottery ticket in it, man, for sure.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_00: Who can afford chocolate for these kids anymore?
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_00: Like, holy shit.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_00: No wonder why kids don't know what an Easter egg hunt is because I can't freaking afford if you still believe in their Easter bunny, that's not my fault that I've just spoiled it for you.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_00: But what the fuck?
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's cheaper just getting actual eggs and just painting them.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_00: It's cheaper doing it that way.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_00: Wouldn't that be a funny stitch up for a kid?
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_00: You just paint a whole cardinal of eggs and then they go to bite anywhere and it's just a raw egg.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_00: That is a brilliant idea.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_00: No joke.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_00: Everything's just getting so dear, man.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_00: I know, it is crazy.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just I went to the casino on Saturday night.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_00: And I I it was well, no, don't say you were because I didn't win.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't win.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_00: Uh the casino left my money behind.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_00: But just even I know they've got a price um freeze on beer right now, but just getting a beer.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_00: I look, I'm no 4x gold drinker.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_00: I think 4x gold is the shittiest beer.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_00: But I literally was drinking at the casino because it was$5 a schooner.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_00: Braden just showed me.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_00: I'm repping 4x gold right now.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_00: Brayden is ripping what Braden is rocked up.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_00: I love how like you like to make an effort coming here.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_00: Because I like he's got sides on and he just showed me he's wearing 4X gold socks.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_00: I I appreciate the socks and sides.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_00: That is a good combo.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that is a great combo.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I like the socks.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_00: But as I was saying, yeah, I was actually drinking the 4X gold because it was$5 a schooner.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_00: And I was only suffering it because I'm like, I'm not paying like$12 a schooner for my beer or$13.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_00: So I'll go, I'm noticing that I'll go to pubs and I'll just ask what's beers on special and I'll just drink it.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_00: That is wrong.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_00: We should be able to go to our pub and get beer what beer the fuck we want and not have to worry about the price, but no, they've put everything's just going up.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like I would understand, like I'd understand alcohol from out of state or out of like the country with a tax on it, but I don't understand alcohol within within our country that has like an immense amount of tax on it.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_01: I can't understand it.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, and it's just just stop putting things on stop making things that we love doing expensive.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like is bullshit.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_00: Like going even going away for a weekend now, just buying like going camping and buying groceries and all that for a camp.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's just I I yeah, the list could go on to do.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_01: The main thing why I don't go to the pub, I can't even remember the what it is to for a schoon, uh, for what is it, like a pint.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_01: I can't even remember 18 months of a pint, bro.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_00: Nearly you're paying nearly$18 for a pint.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_01: The cheapest I ever went, me and the boys, we went to Kenilworth, uh, we went to the Bowls Club Australia Day or one of the guys' birthdays.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: It was a fun time, bro.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_01: It was awesome.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_01: We paid like$4.20 for a schooner of gold.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's cheap as pissed.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_01: That was like a year ago, year or two ago.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_01: And that's like the cheapest I've ever paid for a beer.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's$4.20 for a schooner.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_00: That that hey, look,$4.20 for a schooner.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_00: That I don't even think I've ever seen that in my lifetime.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_00: But now, yeah, just going to a pub or anything like that's expensive.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_00: But hey, you know what, we gotta make do, and you know, so that's why I think a lot of people just stay home now and just you know, drink home because the card and a beer, even a card and a beer, my card and a beer's gone up ridiculous.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, um, but you you know, it's still cheaper than going out, to be honest.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_00: So times will change.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_01: Top up, actually, thinking about it.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, good luck with that.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_00: Uh what are you gonna bring to the table, mate?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: So I I just wanted to um do some little funny fucking um topics.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, mate.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_00: I love them.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, mate.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_01: I do some weird ones here.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, mate.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: That's all right, okay.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's been a while, so I feel like it's only a couple.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's okay.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: Let's hear them.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: We've got one thing here is uh things men pretend to understand but absolutely don't.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_01: So some examples could be uh car manuals or fucking wine tasting, fancy restaurant.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, wait, wait, who the fuck?
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think any guy understands wine tasting.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_01: I I wouldn't like who I can't drink wine, bro.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_01: It tastes so shit.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_01: It tastes like soap.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, and for you to say to me that I have to have cheese with it, so I'm like, okay, so I've gotta have something with it to make it taste good.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm like, well, clearly it's not a good thing to have then.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_00: Like Kate loves some wine.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just like, it's shit.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_00: And like red wine, oh, turns your face inside out.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_00: That's shit.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: This one absolutely like oh angers me.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_01: People who claim they can taste different bottled waters.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_01: People do that, yeah.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_01: Like, fuck.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, what do you mean?
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like people are like Fiji water.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I've got spring water, I've got a water pump water.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so I've got a pump water here, and so they would know the difference between that and spring water.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and like a Fiji water.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's like piss off.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_00: What are they?
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, they want some Voss water.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, Jesus Christ.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_00: If you uh if you are that person, so I'm gonna take a drink right now, ready?
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_00: That's a pump water bottle, okay?
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_00: It's the normal water, it's just in different bottles and all that.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_00: If you think you can know the difference, the only thing I could say you could notice a difference from is if maybe you're in a different country, or maybe if you're drinking sparkling water, because that's completely different.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_00: But drinking normal pump water to spring water, that's all the same stuff.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_00: You can't I can't believe I've never heard anyone if I've met someone and they're like, oh, and they're like a water connoisseur, give fucking.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, it's like uh in luxury, um, in luxury like hotels and stuff, super big ones, they'll have like bottled waters and it'll be like each water has like different tasting notes and shit.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but actually speaking of that, I can't do flavoured water.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_00: I know people you know I love a good like a lime or berries.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, get me like I've seen people order that.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_00: I was behind someone ones and they were in the 7-Eleven and they um they went for like a berry flavoured water.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, why would you just not go for normal water?
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_00: Like, why would you want to try that disgusting?
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: Like, any nothing's worse than like cherry artificial, like any cherry flavoured artificial anything.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: But you like the lime.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, I can't do that.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_00: Lime's not bad, like lime or lemon.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: Lemon.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: I like it.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_00: I can do it.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_00: I just I just like my normal plain old water, just how it is.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_00: I don't mind it, eh?
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's nice and refined.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_00: I can't do sparkling water.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_01: I love sparkling water.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: I could drink this shit for days, bro.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, it is so good.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_00: So you're telling me if we're at like a pub or something and we go, oh, can I have a steel water, please?
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_00: You'd be like, I'll have a sparkling water.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_00: I'll have bubbled water, please.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Jesus.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I like um when I was like trying to stop drinking like uh soft drink for a little bit, I literally went to like so like uh what do you call it bubble water?
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_00: And it was actually a really good fucking like um I will vouch that if you're trying to give up soft drinks, the soda water would help.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_01: It actually helped so bloody much.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_01: Because all you do is like you just add a little bit of like whatever, like lime, lemon or whatever you want.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, I I could see how that would work if you want to try and cut down because obviously it's the it I think that the thing with soft drinks, it's they're addicting because you want that fizziness.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_00: You want something different because water's boring.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_00: Like so many times I'll be working for work and like I'll have a parade and it just tastes so good.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_00: Because after a while, you've been drinking water all day, you just need something else.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: You need it, yeah.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_00: And sometimes it's easy to just grab a can of coke, but if you have that soda water, that will change it up.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so it's just a bubbly reckon.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I can see how you you can do that.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, 100%.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_01: Um, this one says, uh, trading inventions that shouldn't exist.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_01: So I want I want you to think of some, but here's what they've listed.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_01: Zip ties fixing everything, screwdrivers and flat blades used as chisels.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_01: A hammer being used for absolutely everything, and someone saying that'll hold when it definitely won't.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, they they're good ones.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_00: The one that you hold, and that one, yeah, that one's a classic.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_00: Um, zip ties.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, look, zip tires have probably caused a lot of things.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_00: The the the the screwdriver, the chisel one fight I find funny because I would never use that as a chisel because just how expensive they are.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_00: Um, probably um the one that comes to mind is like just using like, have you heard of the stuff sick of flex?
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_00: Sycaflex, I use that on anything to just glue because it's so strong.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_00: And like in bathrooms, we use that for the waterproofing.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_00: So we can get away with using sycophlex a lot because like we use the sycophants for like the niches and like that.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_00: Like, literally, here's the funny thing.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_00: If sycophlex disappeared overnight, the whole of Australia and the world would all the houses would crumble, everything would crumble because sycophlex is just used throughout everything.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_00: So but the sycophants we do use because we kind of have to, but the reason why it's a shitty invention is because we we could just use something else, but Sycaplex is just so handy and yeah, but the chisel one is funny in the hammer.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, hammer used for anything, yeah.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_00: I I my hammer is just being through the crapper.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, I hate it.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_01: Literally, too.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: People fucking cut zip ties and they don't flush cut it and they cut it on an angle.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_01: I've done it to myself, and like I've actually given myself like cuts and shit, but like I hate it, especially like working on trucks.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you go truck someone from a different depot or something, and it's got like you know, they've done it, cut the zip ties and haven't cut it flush, and you've gone, you've got your hand stuck in the and you're trying to move around, you go like you bring it out.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's like it's just shoved your hand in barbell and whatnot.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, oh yeah, yeah.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, that I like that one trading invention.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's good.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_01: Um, here's another one.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, things that instantly reveal someone is lying.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: I read the terms and conditions.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_01: Definitely fucking me.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: I don't read.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, who the hell reads that?
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_00: We just scroll straight to the bottom, it'll be like 10 pages, I agree and I accept, move on.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_01: This will only take five minutes.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I know I'm a good one.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_01: And then the typical, I'll just have one beer.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, it's never just one beer.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_00: It's never just one beer.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_00: Um it's like, oh, yeah, we'll knock off at one o'clock on a Friday.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's always like when someone says, Oh, it's an early one today, boys.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: You just get shut up! Yeah, you get shat on.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, like one for my work is oh, this is gonna be an easy ripout.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_00: Nope, nope, don't say that.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_00: This is gonna turn into an absolute shithole rip out.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: Um, another one is food crimes people secretly commit, right?
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_01: Eating shredded lettuce straight from the bag.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_01: I can agree to that.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_01: I would never do that.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_00: That is that is that is a criminal.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_00: It's like people that put tomato sauce on literally everything.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_01: That's that literally is that's one of the things.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I can't do people that do tomato sauce.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like, if I see someone put tomato sauce on their steak, get the fuck out.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that is just criminal.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_01: Especially if you're like you're the person that cooked it and you like you put your heart and time into it, and then you see someone just salt and pepper, you want to add more to it?
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, I don't give a fuck.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_01: But if you're putting tomato or barbecue sauce on it, I'm gonna throw that plate and I'll yeah, like what you're saying, it needs tomato sauce.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_00: It's that bad that it needs a tomato.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, another criminal one, which brings me on to mono sauce.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_00: People that put their sauces in the cupboard.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, it has to be in the fridge.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you, Braden! Who the fuck wants a warm sauce, dude?
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you! If you're if you're having super hot chips, you're gonna want a cold sauce.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_01: Brayden, I'm doing a standing on a vacation right now.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_00: What thing we agreed on?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, dude.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: We've been through a lot on this podcast.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_00: We've not agreed on a lot of things, but that right there, we will stand on the hill.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_01: My sister, she left her, she's like, I was I made French toast this morning for me and my partner.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_01: And I found there was maple syrup left in the cupboard.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_01: I leave, I don't know about you guys, but I'll leave maple syrup in the fridge.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: Look, I'm sorry, I'm gonna stop the I put the maple syrup in the cupboard.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_01: You can't, you can't, you can't.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_00: I know we just had our one moment of fame there, but I've just crashed it right down.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_00: I put it in the cupboard.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, maple syrup in the f it will go too thick.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_01: No, it actually doesn't look surprised.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_01: It tastes the same consistency.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_01: It actually says it has to be in a uh in a place under five degrees.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's like the same thing with tomato sauce bottle.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_00: It literally says once open, keep refrigerated.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_00: So all that stuff.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_00: It actually annoys me when I go to people's homes and I'm out there for dinner and I go and I'm there and I'm I will judge a family hardcore when I'm there and I'm looking at them.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay, where are they gonna go to go to the um get the sauce?
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_00: And if I see them open up the cupboard and I see them grab out that tomato sauce and barbecue sauce, and you know what will make it even worse?
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_00: If you can still see that old shit of the old sauce left on the bottle and they haven't cleaned it off, and then you've got to try and squeeze it out, and then it comes out one end because it's all hard and no, it just no, you've gotta.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes, dude.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_00: For you people that have your sauces in the cupboard, you are criminals.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, that was literally like I can relate to that, but it's not sauce.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's fucking with dishwashing liquid.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_01: But it was solid on top.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: I thought I wiped it all off and I went to squeeze it.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_01: And I'll squeeze it.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_01: It wouldn't come out.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_01: Squeeze it.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_01: And the cut just fucking went all over the floor.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh shit.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_00: It's like how, like going on dishwashes.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_00: Are you a neat stacker or you just chuck everything in there?
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm a neat stacker.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: I oh yeah, definitely a neat stacker.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_01: Neat stacker?
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm a neat stacker.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_00: I know um, but like, yeah, you I've got it.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_00: It gives me irks when sometimes it's not neat because I'm like, uh, because I think it's not going to get clean properly.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_00: It will get clean properly.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_00: I know it does, but in my mind, I'm like, it needs to be neat.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can add more stuff to it though.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_00: Which is worse.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_00: Loading the dishwasher or unloading the dishwasher.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_00: That's a great question, by the way.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, I don't um I hate the smell of like loading a dishwasher.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_01: Or like when someone's loaded it and forgot to turn it on, because I've done that a couple of times.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_01: You open it to you just get that wolf.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_01: You're like, Jesus Christ.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_01: Um, what do you think is worse?
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_00: Loading or downloading?
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_01: Definitely unloading.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_01: Unloading.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_01: Well, like if you think about it, you still got a little bit of residue sometimes.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you've got to dry it off.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, a bit of a piss.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_00: I think loading it up is so much easier.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_00: Because when you're load, when you're unloading, you've got to dry it and then you've got to put it back, and then you've got to make sure it's neat.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_00: When you're loading it up, you just wash off, clean in there, rinse it, clean, rinse, put in there.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_01: That's the thing, too.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: I reckon there's a lot of people that don't rinse that portion.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking what?
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_01: I reckon there is a lot of people, man, because I've been caught on it.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_01: I've been caught like you go to place like, oh yeah, that'd be alright.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_01: Just chuck it in.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_01: Please, Brady Tommy, you clean and rinse it.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we clean and rinse them now, but I'm just saying, like, there's definitely I've done it before, and if I'm doing it, there's gotta be there's gotta be some other people.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_00: If someone was at my house and I saw them have all their potato salad and all that shit suck it and chuck it straight and they're just like yeah, yeah.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, the fuck do you think you're doing?
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_01: Obviously, you wouldn't have like that stuff.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_01: You scrape it off in the bin or whatnot, but yeah, like if it's yeah, I reckon there's people that don't like properly like rinse off their plates.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, it's still gonna be rinse, and I don't care it it clogs up the drain.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_01: It does.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_00: So and you you people so these people are criminal.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_00: If you guys feel free to put in the comments too, if you are any of these criminals, I would love to know.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_00: What's it like another good criminal one?
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, that could be evolved around the kitchen, do you reckon?
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: Um eating like this one here, eating Nutella with a spoon, or eating any spread with a spoon, like peanut butter or peanut butter.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna put it to you right now.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_00: Eating Nutella or peanut butter, you're all criminals because that is the shittiest thing ever invented.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_00: Well, like, yeah.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_00: And it's also people like peanut butter.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's gotta be smooth, it's gotta be crunchy.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_00: No, just have neither.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_00: It is, it's my mum loves peanut butter on toast, and I just can't.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_00: I vouch that.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_00: Nah.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_00: I vouch that 100%.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's like Nutella.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_00: People that like Nutella on toast.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, why do you want chocolate on toast or sandwich?
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's just no, no, no.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'll have strawberries dipped in Nutella, that's good, but not on bread.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_00: That's good.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever tried Nutella on toast with strawberries on it?
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_01: No, what?
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not sure.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_01: You should, you should.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_00: Strawberries on toast.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_00: What is wrong with you?
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_01: But it's like the same thing then.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's like you're just adding bread to it.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, once again, why add bread to the picture?
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm trying to say is why do we need bread with this, all this chocolate spread?
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_00: Calories, bro.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_00: You need you need you need that.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_00: No, I can't, I can never.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever it is.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever the fuck it is.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, people going back to what you said, if people are eating that out of a spoon, though, that's pretty criminal.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, yeah.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_00: I know someone that used to eat Marlo out of a tin.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_00: Straight Marlo.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_01: I've done that.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like your mouth goes all dry and everything.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's like your it's like your your mouth just goes to the Simpson Desert after having a little bit more.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_01: Literally, though, but that's also like when you do um peanut butter.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I've done that before once.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I was just like, spoon won't help, or won't hurt.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_01: And I've gone, and you're like, it's always like because I only get the crunchy stuff.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: And like it gets everywhere, and you're like, oh my god, what have I just done?
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_01: And just sticks in your mouth.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, mate, yeah.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_01: And then there's one obviously your typical person would say pineapple pizza.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, let's see how do you think it belongs on a pizza?
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't think it belongs on the pizza.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_00: It definitely does.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_01: But like this is a typical, like this is the same thing as like putting Nutella on bread and then and then fucking straw sorry, strawberries on top.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's the exact same thing.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's completely different.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_00: No way, no way.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_00: Because I've actually made a pizza topping that's very well known called a wine.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think there's uh I don't think I'm going to my cafe and ordering Nutella and strawberries on toast.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_01: Without the Hawaiian, it's literally just a ham and cheese pizza.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but with pineapple in that, it makes it Hawine.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_00: I can't, I can't handle the you know what?
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'm about to say something, and I know everyone's gonna hate me for this.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_00: Anchovies on pizza is elite.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_01: No, I've seen I've seen you do this before.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_01: It is disgusting.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_01: But no, it is.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_01: It looks rancid.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_01: It actually looks rancid.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_00: Anchovies on pizza is elite.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, I know I can't believe you even said strawberries on no, what?
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_01: And you're going to Anchovies now.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, 100%.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'll stand on that bandwagon.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't give a fuck.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my days.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_00: Anchovies, it anchovies are like a real I get it, I get it.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_00: It's either a love it or hate it situation.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_00: It's like always if you leave it, love them or hate them.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_00: Anchovies are really salty.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_00: So if you have them on like a meat lovers pizza, it brings out the flavor a bit.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_00: It is elite.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_01: Nah.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_01: I know too much, too much.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care what people say.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_00: I know a lot of people are gonna hate me on saying anchovies are anchovies are shit.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_00: You guys just need a board on your horizon.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_00: Fish doesn't belong on pizza.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, it does.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_00: No, though.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_00: See far out, it doesn't.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, seafood pizza does.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_00: It's so like a garlic prawn pizza.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yum.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like maybe a prawn pizza.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not putting fish on there.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's bloody good, mate.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_00: It's bloody seafood on anything.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'll put seafood on toast.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_00: Because you know what?
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_00: That is another thing I will stay on.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_00: Sardines and tomato on toast.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_00: That is elite.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_01: My god.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'm digging myself a whole rack.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_01: What do you like?
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_01: Mush, mush the anchovies too.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_00: You just get you get the tins of you get your tins of sardines and you put a whole sardine on the toast.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_00: Um you cut a slice of tomato and you put that on the toast, you salt on pepper, and then you get a sardine and you put that on the toast.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_00: Beautiful.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I guess.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_01: Proper good.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_01: No, I can't.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_01: I can't do that.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_01: You can't do it?
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_01: You can't.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna um we are gonna try some weird food combination items once on this podcast, and I'm gonna bring that one to the table.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_00: Have you seen the one where they open up that tin of like that fermented fish?
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, dude, it looks so gross.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, not good.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_00: That looks horrible.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_00: I nearly did that actually at the station, but we got caught off because we were too scared it was gonna stink out one of these rooms.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_00: It would have, it would have a hundred percent, dude.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_01: You have to freaking punch out a glass wall or something.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_01: Here's another one.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_01: Here's that one.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_01: Things that should things that should be illegal but aren't.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we've just talked about a lot of things that should be.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_01: Funny everyday annoyance is like people who clap when the plane lands.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I I I've not been on a lot of planes in my life, but I've been on a plane a like a bit in my life.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_00: I've never actually oh, pardon me, I just burped halfway through my sentence.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_00: Um I've never witnessed that someone clapping on a plane.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_00: So I feel like it's a bit of like turning into a bit of a myth now, maybe.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_00: But I find things like illegal is like when people are on like phone calls on speaker.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_00: I I I don't want to hear that shit.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like turn it off speaker.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_01: Or you got like the Indian people that they got the air airpods in FaceTime and they're like talking like they're talking to the person across the fucking street.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, that's another one.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_00: Um another one is people don't know how to chew with their mouth closed.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_00: No, people who are fussy eaters actually in general.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_01: Picky eaters piss me off.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, just like I I try to accommodate, but it's just so hard, man.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, oh my god, I'm just gonna stuff this food, man.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_01: You're just in it.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna eat it.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna eat it.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_00: It's like people that say, I don't like vegetables.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what are you?
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_00: Five years old?
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_00: No, we've all grown up, okay?
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_00: We all never used to like vegetables and we've grown up and now we eat them.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you eventually will like them, just keep having them.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_01: Um, another one is slow walkers in shopping centres.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_01: I can agree with this because imagine both sides.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh one side is chock a block, so you have to go through the right, the right lane, and the right lane you got two old people, and then you got the this couple, and then you got another person with a pram, and you're like, oh my god.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_00: You would have thought being old, you know you don't have much left until the person kicks the bucket that you would have thought you would have some move with you because you know you don't have much time with you.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_00: Like, why are you wasting your time?
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_00: Get a move on, like, yeah.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_00: I I just hear the other day, bro.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_01: I had to like walk and you're like, dude, what are you doing?
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like walking.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, what the fuck do I do?
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say this right now.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_00: If you're over the age of 80 and it's not Anzac Day, get off the road.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm just saying that right now.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_00: That's a better.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_00: I I'm gonna hand I could edit that out of the podcast because it's a horrible thing to say.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_00: But seriously, you would do the world a favor.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_00: If you're over the age of 80, get a carer or a worker to do your shopping for you and just stay home.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you don't need to be out, okay?
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I get it.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_00: Go out if you go into your crochet club or bowls or whatever you do and pokies, because you know every man and woman plays pokies when they're over the age of 50.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_00: Just stay home, okay?
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, fair enough.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_00: Fair enough.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_00: I I said it, okay.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna edit that other podcast, so you can hate me on all that all you want.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_00: I'll stand on that hill.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_01: Um, this one, I don't know if I can relate to this one.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_01: It was like someone taking the last piece of food and saying, Does anyone want this?
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, that's aka.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_00: You're just screaming.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, does anyone know this?
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_00: Just like you just have it, mate.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want it now, you've just touched it.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_01: Like this is like this is like when we went to Jai's house with the um what was it with the was it the steak or something?
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, when I did it.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_01: I think we talked about this.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_01: If we talked about this in the podcast, it'll be like earlier episodes, people.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_01: But if you if you tuned in, you'd understand.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I still feel guilty about it.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_00: I really do.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_00: I was I I if anyone remembers it, I uh Naomi had some food on her plate and I just like without her looking, I just grabbed it.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_00: I just grabbed it and chucked it straight in my mouth, and I felt so bad.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_00: In my head, I was like that drunk moment where I thought I was funny, but I know I was just such a dick for doing that.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_00: And Naomi, if you listen, and I know you don't listen, and I don't blame you.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I'm sorry.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_00: That was there was no there was no need for that.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_01: Uh what's it?
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_01: There's another one.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's uh things that make you instantly suspicious or so on.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_01: Adults who only drink milk.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_01: I can't drink milk by itself, bro.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_00: I think I when I was a little kid, I used to hate milk, but now I love a good glass of milk.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can't makes me want to shit my pants, but hey, we move on.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_01: I can't stand the smell of what just milk.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_01: Just plain milk.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm like plain milk.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_00: Same with strawberry milk, same thing.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_00: What is with you against straw?
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_00: You know what's even better than chocolate milk?
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_00: Banana milk.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_00: No way.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_00: I know this episode is gonna be like titled Jay is a cockhead or something.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_00: This is so criminal.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_00: Who the fuck orders a banana milk?
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_00: It is uh it is good.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_00: It vanilla milk is better than chocolate milk.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_01: Uh nah, it's too close to actual milk milk.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_01: I can't have it.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_00: Vanilla milk is nothing like normal milk.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_00: No, I can't have it.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_00: I can't have it.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_00: What was the question?
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_00: I got distracted.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_01: It was uh things that make you instantly suspicious of someone.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_01: This one's uh we got this around around our place all the time.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_01: Someone who runs at night with no music, no headphones, pure demons, man.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_01: Just run it.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, look, just running around at night.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like not with someone, even is like I know that's probably a bit me being a bit like, hey, that's we're different in the world now, but I'm like, I feel like if you're running at night, you should at least run with someone.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_00: You never know.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, you'd never know.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_01: Some some kids in the world.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_00: But just running even not at night, just running in general, having no music, that's criminal.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_01: I couldn't stand running at night, like all the midges or some.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't run at night, so yeah.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_01: I don't really run.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think you and me both don't really run, to be honest.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, that's criminal advice.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_00: We just don't run.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe people think because we don't go to the gym or something, maybe we're criminals.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_00: I do want to start.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_00: I do want to start.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's just getting that motivation to get started out.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_00: And just beer's too good, so that's exactly they need a beer, beer is have you seen like the the new uh the new Great Northern one?
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the low carb.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's like the super low carb.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know if I want to try it.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_01: It will be potently close to water.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_00: You just know any low-carb beer has just lost all its flavour and it's just water at that point.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_00: But you know, I'm thinking, do I start drinking the low carb beer?
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_00: Because maybe you will help me.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_00: But beer just tastes too good, you know.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, I'm getting off the Great Northerns a bit now.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_00: Probably because Great Northern haven't sponsored us.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_01: Back onto the gold.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not getting on the gold.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm getting on the Carlton dry.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I see.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_01: Look, I don't mind a bit of Tui's no.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, no, I can't do Tui's new.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_01: Nah.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_01: No, I I can't do it.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like a twoies.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_00: Twoies for you.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I love a good Twis.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, going back to when you said people that we find suspicious, people's houses that are just spotless.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_00: You know, like you know, when they're just immaculate, like there's not a mark on the wall.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_00: There's like it looks like it's not been lived in.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_00: Um I I get creeped out when I go to people's homes and we um like do like quotes and all that.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_00: And it's just like, like, I well done to you for keeping your house so spotless clean.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_00: But it just like scares me.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, do you even live in this house?
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like, like we went into one bathroom once and it was like a 20-year-old bathroom, and there was not even like a mark in the grout.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm like, you don't live here?
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_00: Like, no one uses this bathroom.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way there can't be the colour grout is still white.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_00: There's just no that doesn't happen.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_00: That's just crazy.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_00: Which also freaks me out when people are really OCD, like too OCD when they clean freaks, you know, when they lift up their cup underneath you and they wipe the revisory from the water.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, we we got coasters at home now.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_01: Cause I fucking I mean my partner do that.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_01: Hate seeing like you see the glare on the bench top and you see those little rings.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh for fuck shit.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna do that before I go to bed.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_00: Who in your household's a person who's doing it?
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_00: I want to chuckle over the bus.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not doing it.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, damn it, I thought we could get someone out of there.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's definitely just this stuff.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's definitely coda.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: So here's here's another one, right?
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's uh things that felt illegal as a kid but weren't.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_01: So we got a couple here.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's like using the wrong bin.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_01: Bro, I used everything for the green bin.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_01: Like the red bin was for everything as a kid.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, I grew up at a house where it had to be that go down the recycling, and that went.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_00: And now we've got the green bins, which is a lifesaver when you're mowing the lawn.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, now the green, which I know a lot of people that don't use the green bin.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what how can you doing?
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like the green bin is just so useful for just like picking up palm throngs or doing the lawns.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_00: I know a lot of people that mow the lawn don't actually use the cash, they just let the the lawn, which I think is criminal in itself.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I see I'm not gonna chuck the people under the bus, but the person who listens to this podcast does listen to it and they know who I'm talking about right now, and I find it criminal.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_00: That frustrates me.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: Because why why would you do why would you mulch your yard?
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't get it.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's not a school oval though, you know what I mean?
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_00: Like what the fuck is going on?
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I look, and they're not the only people I know, and that to me I find criminal, but hey, that's another topic for another day.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, mate, I think we'll move on because we're gonna quickly do some yay and nay.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_00: Um, we had yay and na and for the people uh it's been a while since we posted.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_00: So if you remember a while I did on my um story, because I do all the your yay and nay or your shout questions, so give us a follow.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_00: Our links are down in the description down below.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_00: But the one I did for Yay and A was wearing socks in bed.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_00: Now, look, we've done the one where you wear barefoot in your shoes, which to that to that is criminal.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but what do you think the outcome was?
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_00: Wearing socks to bed?
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_00: Do you reckon more yay?
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_00: 62% voted nay.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, 38% voted yay.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_02: Damn.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_00: So, you know, there was a lot of people that said they were like, nah, that is just absolutely like criminal.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_00: And um, I I yeah, I'm on the nay.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm definitely on the nay.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_00: Wintertime, I'm definitely rocking a socks.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_00: No, I can't wear socks in bed even in winter.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care if it's really freezing.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_00: I just I no, I just I feel like my socks need my feet need to air.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_00: Like, and I'm not saying I got ranked feet, by the way.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just saying I just I feel like I would get ranked feet if I had them in the socks in bed.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, okay.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_01: All right, I see where you're coming from there for sure.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_00: Like you're telling me like you wouldn't get like like let's say it's at this time of the year and you saw Naomi in bed and she was wearing socks in bed, you would not think, huh-mm.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_01: Well, this time of year is fucking pretty hot, so yeah.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_01: If it was cold, if it was like last last winter or whatnot, it was pretty fucking cold.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_01: I was wearing socks, man.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's like people that wear this will this frustrates me.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_00: People that like get home from work and all that or school and then hop straight into bed.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_01: Nah.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, no, what you've just spent all day doing shit.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_00: Now, why would you get in the bed that you're gonna get into clean?
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking see someone.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, please, please that is criminal.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_01: You please advise some help, please.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_00: Which by the way, which leads to my next thing, are you a morning shower or afternoon shower?
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a bow.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you!
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a fucking bow.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I need one of the mornings.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_01: I use a loafer too.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_01: I use a loafer too.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_01: I make sure all that dead skin comes off, boy.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_01: And you know, hate me all this one.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_01: I don't have hot showers this time of the year.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_01: True.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_01: Only cold.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, do you know what?
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_01: I've been repping.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_01: I do like a hot shower.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_01: I like do do my obviously like my hair and whatnot, because I deal with grease.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like hot.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, let me reset it.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_00: If I'm washing my hair, I'll use hot water because you kind of need to.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_00: But if for normal showers at this time of year, cold water.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_01: I love going into a hot shower and then finishing off with a cold one.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_00: Now, see, I'm I'm a I'm a bit criminal and I'll I'll vouch this.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a criminal for doing this.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I will flick it onto cold in the morning to wake me up.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_00: So you hop in there and it'll bite and you're like, oh, but I'm not that criminal that I'm having cold showers in winter, because that that's that's criminal.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's like David Goggin's type shit.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_01: That is like David, David Goggins type shit.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm not doing any of that stuff.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, no, fair enough, fair enough.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, um, yeah, true, yeah.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_00: Which um brings me to our next thing, mate.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_00: Question of the day of the podcast.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, sibling stories.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_00: So obviously, for people that don't know, I'm an only child.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_00: Um, which why are you laughing?
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, sorry.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know why I laughed.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_00: I actually have no idea.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's funny you say that because the other day I was having a conversation with someone and they said to me, they were like, I was I don't know how I got on the topic, but I said, Oh, I'm an only child.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_00: And they like looked at one of their friends and they were like, Oh, that makes sense.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, the fuck is that meant to mean?
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_00: And they're like, Oh, you're just you're just a typical only child.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, I still don't know what you mean.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_00: Do you like take offense to it?
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like, well, I don't know.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_00: Am I meant to?
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_00: Like, they never told me was I meant to take offense.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm just kind of left in the blue and I'm just like, well, now I'm just second guessing everything, and I'm like, like, what am I a typical only child?
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_00: Like, be honest.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I mean like a 50-50, maybe, maybe well in a good way or bad way, good way, good way, because I don't think it's a bad thing.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I for I wish I was um, I don't wish I was an only child.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_01: I don't, I don't, but like you get you get some privileges being an only child, like like you know what I mean, like in a sense, so your family obviously doesn't have to pay for like as many kids, so you actually get to do a lot more like go overseas or like go on more vacations.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_01: Because I know as a kid, like vacation we would go to is like wet wild or something.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_01: Like we never got to go to Bali or whatever.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_01: But there was like three of us, you know what I mean?
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_01: So that's that's what I think like when I think of like uh oh sorry, I keep hitting this fucking wall.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_00: Are you doing it?
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I've got I've got to move somehow.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh I think like with the only child like um thing, that's for me is like the typical like, oh yeah, like we've been doing, like we've been here and here and here as a kid.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, yeah, I see that, I see that.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what I'm thinking.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, surely people don't think that I mean because I haven't really been that many places as an only child to extreme.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_00: But like I feel like a lot of people like the way they explain, they said you're just very confident.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_01: I went, oh yeah, you've had no one to question your fucking anything.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh dude, trust me.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_00: Because I know I'm an out there person and all that, but like I'm just like, well, that's just you know, like I I've got to be when you do radio and the podcast, you've got to get yourself, you know, in there and all that.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_00: But like I'm to this day, I still don't know what the fuck.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_01: I honestly wouldn't take it as a bad thing.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, personally, I wouldn't.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I I'm gonna not take it as a bad thing.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't a lot of people listening to probably this probably and they don't know I'm an only child, probably like this guy makes a lot of sense now.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_00: This how this motherfucker's an only child.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_00: But I as an only child, I missed out on a lot of things I wish.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_00: I I don't get why you siblings just don't get along.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_01: Are you kidding?
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_00: But I don't I say to Kate all the time, like, why don't you just be nice to her sister?
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_00: And that's the one thing that will piss her off.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_00: And she's like, Jai, you have no right to say that because you don't have a sibling.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_01: It is actually hard.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_01: Like, as much as people like, just be nice to us, like, you haven't lived with her for 16 years, man.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, you know what I mean?
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_00: Like, now, like, oh man.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_00: Uh as a person who still technically lives with your sister, yeah, do you still find it like where you guys are just like you will clash?
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_00: Like, be honest.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_01: I clash all the time, but I'm like, you know, for people out there that don't know me, I can be a I can be a cunt sometimes, you know what I mean?
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_01: And I can come across like a cunt some of the times.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_01: So um uh yeah, um, there's times where it's like good, and then there'll be times where she'll talk, she'll just talk to me and be like, Well, what the fuck do you want me to do?
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_01: Or like, you know what I mean?
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like, it's just like outburst, but it's out of love.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't think, oh, you're you know, bad.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think bad.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh, you know, my head is still love you as a sister and everything.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_01: But it's like, what the fuck do you want me to do?
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know what I mean?
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, like you might you might say all these things was like personally, like I might say, oh, like whatever to my sister, or whatever the case is, or whatever happens, but deep down, like, I don't really mean that.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like it's like Kate will come to my place and she loves going to my place.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_00: Because of I feel like because of how quiet it is.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_00: Like mum, dad, and I will be all in an argument and we'll just be at each other.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_00: And I'll say to Kate afterwards, I'll be like, oh, sorry about that argument.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, Are you fucking kidding me?
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, that's nothing.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_00: Like she said, that is literally nothing.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_00: And the reason why I love going to Kate's place so much is because there's so many like people in there, you know, she's got her little siblings, her older brothers, and all that.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_00: And I love it because I've never been around that many people in a household.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_00: And I just I thrive off it.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_00: I I absolutely love it.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_00: But I don't get how they don't get along.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, but one thing I have realized is siblings are thieves.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_00: They steal shit.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, yep.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking no freaking wonder they want to get angry at you.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you're stealing shit.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what is with it's like a doggy dog world, I think.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, imagine, imagine living with one.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_01: You get fucking eggs taken off you every day or something.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_01: Or like someone finishes the milk, you're like, we the fuck finished the milk.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what the fuck?
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_02: Say so.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_00: What about when people like like put like cling wrap back in the cupboard and it's like there's just like the tiniest little, or like they put something back there and it's just half empty.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_00: You're just like, what's the freaking point?
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm do you know what I'm really bad for?
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_01: So you know how like in every Aussie household you have the uh water jugs.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_01: I always tend to fucking leave one empty on the bench.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_01: At least you're afraid of your owning.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_01: Do I get angry at you?
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, all the time.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_01: And you know, like I try every time I try to remember, and then you know, it gets too late, and I'm like, oh I'll just do it the next day and then it continues again cycles.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_00: Brain in aka thinking he said, I won't do it, and then you hear your sister go, uh, I've got to fill up this jug now, and you're like, exactly.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_01: But it's not even not even the sister too, it's the my partner as well.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like Braden, just fucking do it.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's like fuck it.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_01: That's right, I forgot to do it.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_01: Like oh dude, I am like genuinely so bad for for like the have you got one like like story that stands out with you and your siblings that happened, like what, like um like one thing that happened, like a major fight that happened or something.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what's it?
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_01: I remember so me and my sister used to do karate.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_01: We used to do that karate.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_01: Um it was really cool, really good.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_01: My sister like obviously did more karate than me.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_01: Um because I decided to quit.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, uh, was it while we were doing karate?
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_01: My dad would be like in her front room.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, here you go, here's some gloves, just knock it out.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, really?
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_01: I remember one time we had gloves on.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_01: That's awesome.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_01: Train it, train it.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, mate.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_01: Be honest, did she beat you?
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I can't remember.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_01: So that sounds like she did.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, we will never know.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_00: All right, we just got the one response sent in.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_00: This is sent in from Quinn.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_00: Um, she said, My sister pushed me through a table and broke the table one time.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and how do you, you know what?
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_00: She freaking pushed you.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_00: And hey, you know what?
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_00: That's when you and you know for a fact now the parents are now involved.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_00: So then you're both both gonna be like, oh shit.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_00: Have you ever like, oh sorry.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_00: We were just we were just talking about having another child and how much I wish I had something, and you're about to say, or have you ever done and then you realize what you're about to say and realize oh he's never done it because he's never had a sibling.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_01: Uh listen, so you you guys ever like fought with like your sibling, and then it's gone to the point where like maybe you've cried or they've cried, and they're like, Oi, shut up, shut up.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_01: They'll listen, they'll listen.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_01: Be quiet, be quiet.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_01: Trust me, just be quiet.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's all good.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, it wasn't that bad.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_01: So shut up, just be quiet.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_00: So I remember that so many times, man.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_00: How could you be shitting yourself?
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_00: See, the problem with me though, and you guys had advantage, is if anything happened, it was me.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_00: But I could not get away with shit.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_00: I couldn't blame it on anyone because if there was something that happened, oh, clearly it was me.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like so, I I was always walking on thin ice if I ever did thought it'd be a good idea to do something because you know there was no other person to blame on.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, or be like, oh, they did it, you know, chuck the blame on someone else.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_00: But there's a guy next door.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_00: The guy next door, yeah.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're doing there.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, absolutely love it.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_00: All right, well, there's another episode for a podcast, a bit of an out there podcast.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_00: This is a pretty good run-em-on.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I feel like a lot of people are gonna hate me after this podcast, but I don't think so.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_01: You're a lovely person, Joe.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what you're talking about, except for the fact I put anchovies on my pizza.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, I guess we could put that aside.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_01: You're a good fella.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, thank you, mate.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_00: I appreciate it.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, yeah, another podcast done.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_00: Um, sorry we've been missing some podcasts, but things just come up.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_00: But just bear with us, guys.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_00: Just bear with us.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_00: It'll it'll eventually please guys, send in some voice messages, okay?
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_00: If you've got like a story to tell or something's happened at work, quickly just send in a voice message, okay?
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_00: We want to get more like people on the podcast, and if there's other voices on there, it makes it a bit more interesting.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_00: But um, I've got some interviewers lined up, do you?
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_00: Which I've only just told Brady now because I um well, because I haven't seen you since last time.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_00: It would have been like, yeah.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_00: Um but I've got some like of our mates that want to come on.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_00: And Connor, who is one of our um, he was our number one listener actually, um, because it said on his Spotify.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_01: I really want to get one of their shows.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_01: They should be sure.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_00: So that's what I was about to say.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_00: He actually sponsored what I think it was episode two of um ecstasy.company.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_00: I think it was it episode two, or was it like a bit further down?
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_00: No, I think it was episode two.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_00: I could be wrong, I could be wrong.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_00: I don't really remember.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but it was very early on.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_00: It was.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and they sponsored us, and I would love to get him on because I would love to talk about how he's the same age as us and he still works.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_00: He does proper FIFO.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah so he just he's like he just stays up north and he will come down when it's his break.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but I want to talk about how he uh how it can also do that business on the side, you know, a home business type thing.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_00: And he does with his mate.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_01: So I think it would be.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'd love to do that with a mate.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I want to get a shirt too.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, they're actually good looking shirts.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_00: They are, and they do a great job.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_00: So I know he listens to the podcast, so shout out to you, mate.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_00: We have gonna, I'm gonna try and get him on, I think, one time.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_00: And he said he's happy to drive out to um the Bridge FM studios.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_01: So if we're still here, if we're able to even like get people in, that'll be.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_00: Because he made a comment, he's like, Are you guys ever gonna do it at Brainers Place?
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, fucking mate, it's money.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, it is literally money, and now my sister is like progressing through this beauty yeah, like thing.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_00: We've got everything at the radio here, it's everything we need.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so at this stage, we're kind of happy doing this, and if people are okay to travel out this way, we will take it.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_00: For sure.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_00: So uh, yep, shout out to you, kind of mate.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_00: We'll definitely try and book you in.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_00: I think it'll be and he'll be our first probably guest on the podcast.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think Juzzy's mentioned he he wouldn't mind it's like oh we do it on the Monday.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_01: We'd have to do it like five.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_01: We can always change it.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_01: We can always change it a day.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_00: We can could always we could always do it on like a Saturday afternoon, then head to the commo for some beers.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, I would be keen on that.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, there you go.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_00: All right, well, like what I said, guys, get involved in the show.
• 50:42
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• 50:43
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• 50:45
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• 50:48
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and yeah, um, have a good one.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh, hold on.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_01: What are we having for dinner today?
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_00: I nearly forgot and we just won't look on.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_00: Mate, I'll go first.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, we're having um sausages and eggs and chips and selling sausage, eggs, and chips.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_00: I like that combo.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_00: I love sausages and eggs.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_00: They they're a good combo, okay?
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_00: That's not a criminal combo, by the way.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_00: It's good, it's good, it's good.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_01: No, we're doing um, pretty sure it's just smash and sausages tonight.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yep, pretty sure it's oh, you're doing sausages too?
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we're both having the same.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_01: I'm really keen for Wednesday though.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_01: Wednesday's chow min.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, chow min.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_01: Naomi's got the famous family chow min.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, the family recipe.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_00: No, I Naomi, I forgot her last name.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_00: Roberts?
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, there we go.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry about that.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, whoops.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_00: And we'll end the podcast there.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_00: Have yourselves a good one, guys, and we'll catch you in two weeks.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_00: Your challenge would giant and rated.