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Hoppe Actually Hearts Radio! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.15.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. I saw this headline here and it made
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me absolutely mad. So, growing up, I always wanted
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to have sex with my teachers. I thought they
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were hot. And everybody knows I like older women.
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But I think it's an absolute travesty when a
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female teacher gets probation for sleeping with
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two students. But when a mill teacher does it,
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he goes to prison or jail. Man, fuck that! That
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is what you call a double standard. This high
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school teacher shall be done. La Shambi gets
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probation after sleeping with two students. It
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was at Valley Mills High School where she was
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teaching at the time of the arrest last September.
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And she's 25 years old. and the sex happened
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more than once and she had been friends with
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the juvenile's family for years oh so she was
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grooming him but when Amanda she was facing two
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second degree felonies which faced up to 20 years
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in prison she didn't even get 20 months you know
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what I think pornography has really messed us
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up where we don't realize that she's a pedophile
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because whenever you see headlines like that
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you'll see Gen Xers You're like, oh, I wish I
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had a teacher like that. She's for the streets.
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But she's getting applauded online. And I don't
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like that. You're a pedophile. You're the worst.
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And we wonder why it keeps happening. But then
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we applaud them. I really think all the videos
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online about paying teachers, I think it just
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desensitizes us. Because that's all you see.
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Yeah, that ain't it. She's no different than
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a man. Mm -hmm. You want equal rights? So if
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a man does it, he should get the same amount
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of time as you. My friend texted me this. A friend
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has a radio show. So a lot of times, there's
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these Gen X egos, and there's the local radio
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war, and there's the battles. And this headline
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here is the most small market Gen Xer holding
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onto his job ego thing I've ever heard. No! No!
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I mean, this headline is sad. They're a bunch
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of losers in Green Bay. Samantha, thank you.
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A developing story tonight involving a local
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radio personality and newly filed court documents.
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He just looks like a thumb. A temporary restraining
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order is filed against former Kiss FM morning
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host Otis Day, alleging involvement. Oh, Otis
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Day. But he did like a, you know, where the rose
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is and like horoscopes. Oh, it's Otis Day in
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the morning. The way to begin your day is with
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Otis. An online harassment case. Victoria Frazier
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shares what the documents reveal. Those court
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foulings outline allegations tied to a fake social
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media account that investigators say targeted
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another radio host. Yeah, I've had to deal with
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this radio stuff. I'm not going to go down the
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rabbit hole of saying the radio is dead because
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I work in radio and I love radio. But it's at
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a point where we're all getting older. And when
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you do radio wars, you come out like a loser.
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Personal information and repeated posts. When
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you do a fake parody account to make fun of a
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woman in radio in your town, you're a loser.
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The petition names both Richard Otis Day and
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Emily Chagnon and details an investigation that
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included messages, social media records, and
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interviews with law enforcement. Man, this is
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just weird. This is like the Bob and the Loves
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in Green Bay. It kind of looks like Obama. Court
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documents show temporary restraining orders were
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filed March 23rd, 2026 by radio host Natalie
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Jansen of WIXX against Chaganon and Day. In the
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documents, Jansen says Chaganon created and operated
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a fake social media account targeting her, posting
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previous ads. What the hell is wrong with you?
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Why would you do that? This is why people hate
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radio. What do you think of the egomaniac morning
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hosts that think they're better than people?
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You're another mortal dude. You got about 30
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summers left, if it's nice. Dresses. More than
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50 photos of her child and making her... You're
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making fun of the kid? You're a loser, bro. I've
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never heard the Otis O'Day show. But I'm sure
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he's one of those guys that's so happy -go -lucky
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on air. I'm Otis O'Day. But then in real life
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treats everyone like, do you know who I am? I
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should get preferred seating at the steakhouse.
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Do you know who I am? And morning radios can
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be such losers. Because there were a bunch of
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losers growing up that got power. Statements.
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Between mid -2024 and October of 2025, the account
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under the alias Sally Gibson ran a page called
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TIW's Day Hollaback XXIW. So what it is, is they're
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doing it backwards. Because she works at WIXX.
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So it's just stupid. It's hacky. Go do your prank
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calls. sharing personal information about Jansen
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and her child's father, along with defamatory
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posts. You know Otis O'Day is the one with the
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skeletons in the closet. Mm -hmm. Because the
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radio hosts that have the skeletons are always
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the ones that try to ruin others' lives. One
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post referenced a photo taken September 7, 2025,
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at a work event without Jansen's knowledge. This
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is creepy, dude. People hate on Wisconsin. People
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in Wisconsin are like, why do they hate on us?
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And then you got morons like this. Jansen says
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the pulse caused her to fear for her safety.
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I would feel for my safety, too. And she reported
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the situation to law enforcement. I'm sure others
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today never cheated in ratings or cheated on
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one of his loved ones, which is probably hard
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to have loved ones when you're a sociopath. And
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then there's this freaking mutant. A special
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challenge hearing scheduled in Fulton County
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has now been postponed. Election officials failed
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to properly notify and invite a controversial
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county commission candidate at the center of
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all of this. This is Tiffany Hanyard, formerly
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of Dalton, Illinois, as now she's a Republican
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in Georgia. So like every politician, she's fake.
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Just like Trump, she began as a liberal. Atlanta
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News First's Adam Murphy joins us live outside
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of the Fulton County Government Center in downtown
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Atlanta. So, Adam, what is this all about? Well,
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the issue... Man, the local news needs to get
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rid of that. Five seconds only. ...centers around
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District 5 Commission candidate Tiffany Hinyard.
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She's a hag! There was supposed to be a hearing
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for her today that... Yeah, she's dipped from
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the north. She's like, let me try out the Arab
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and South. ...revolves around whether or not
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she's lived in Fulton County long enough to be
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on the ballot. Tiffany Hinyard being, you know,
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corrupt? No way! Oh, wait, that's right. That's
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her whole existence. We should also point out...
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She's also a former Illinois mayor with a troubled
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political past. That's one way to put it. We
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did not send that hearing notice. That woman
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needs to be in lockdown. Good old Tiffany Hinyard.
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The Fulton County Board of Registration and Elections
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admitted they made a mistake when they failed
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to invite commission candidate Tiffany Hinyard
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to her own challenge hearing. She might have
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showed up anyway. Officials said they tried to
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email Henier, but an apparent typo prevented
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the email from going through. Oh, so they typed
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in like T -Y -F -F or something. The county also
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acknowledged they never even tried to call her.
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We are required to give her notice of hearing.
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Fantastic. Man, Tiffany Henier is just that person
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that chaos follows. We did not do that. The purpose
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of the hearing was to determine whether candidate
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Tiffany Henier should be on the ballot for next
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month's primary. Probably not, but you know,
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just like how corrupt Georgia is, she'll keep
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that going. She was running as a Republican and
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previously served as a Democratic mayor of Dalton,
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Illinois. This is why I hate politicians. We're
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all phony! But lost her re -election bid in 2025.
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Yeah, she's a moron. Now officials are trying
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to determine if she has lived in Fulton County
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long enough to run for office. This is just showing
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the disconnect of the work. You go, citizen!
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And the leaders that we have here in Fulton County.
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Enjoy! Enjoy it down there, Tiffany. You ran
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away from Illinois because you're a moron. You
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knew you had no chance. You knew you would have
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the worst. And you're like, let me see if I can
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fool the people of, you know, Illinois. Oh, I
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did fool them. Now I'm going to fool the people
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of Georgia. Go away. Never come back, you dirty,
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rotten moron. Bob Buckhorn, why are you doing
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this? Happy Hot Topic. So we're about 90 minutes
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away from where we're expecting Bob Buckhorn
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to show up here in downtown Tampa. He's going
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to head inside to the supervisor of elections
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office, file that official paperwork, and then
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that's going to mark the official launch of his
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campaign. Listen, I have nothing against Bob
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Buckhorn. I don't mind him. When I first moved
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here, he was a big part of it. I know there's
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a lot of things he did wrong, but I feel like
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he helped grow Tampa. I think it would have grown
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anyway. But Bob... To be the mayor of our city
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once again. Why are you doing this? What the
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hell is wrong with you? How old are you? I mean,
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these boomers just cannot let go of their age
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or their power. You're 67 years old. If you're
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lucky, you've got 33 summers left. Why do you
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want to do this? This is what's wrong with the
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world, is that the politicians are all boomers.
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They're all out of touch. and they got seven,
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six digits in their bank account so they can't
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relate to the problems the Monials and Gunzee
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are going through. I don't mind Bob Buckhorn,
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like I said. I think he's okay. Seems like an
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okay enough guy. I'm sure he tips well if you
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go to Burn Steakhouse. But it's like, dude, let
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it go! Bob Buckhorn is open about his goal to
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regain the title of Tampa's mayor. He's boring,
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you know. It's like all boomers. They can't freaking
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retire. They can't face the void. They can't
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pass down the torch. Ron? Sure. It's probably
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the worst kept secret in Tampa. Yeah, I'm going
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to do it. Why? Go retire. I'm going to do it.
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It's... We can't afford to miss this window.
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You can't afford to miss it. You can't let go.
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Buckhorn spoke with eight on your side last year.
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Eight on their side. The river center was named
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in his honor. Whatever, dude. Let it go, Bob.
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You're in the golden years of your life. We're
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all gonna die. Call me a grandpa or whatever
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you do. We don't need you. I'm indifferent. I'm
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Mayor Dane. I don't know. It's okay. I think
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if Topher Morrison would have won in 2018, who
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is one of my mentors, I'm a little biased. But
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I think if he would have won, the city would
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have been much better. Oh, yeah. I just got my
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taxes done right at the buzzer. That's what I
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do with my ADHD. I wait until the last minute.
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Doing my taxes is also my yearly interaction
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with boomers. Today they were cool. Thanks, John.
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And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Hey, I'm Scott Burrell
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and you're listening to Hoppy Hour with my boy
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I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right. The
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Always going, you ain't never doubted. Never
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worried about the dollar. The social trending
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air Smelling radio secrets, man, he don't care
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Airing out the closet, skeletons in pairs DJ
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Drama, he's the one who dares Program directors
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scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged
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like monsoons Fake callers on the line, they
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rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than the
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bass line, boom Radio snitching, Hoppy's picking
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the truth Oh, my God. I usually don't begin the
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show with radio news, but I saw this headline.
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It made me furious. Radio goes, man. Now, radio's
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not that. But radio goes, what? Everybody going
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to podcast and kick and twitch and rumble. And
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the enemy known as Spotify. And then you have
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this headline here. This headline made me so
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mad. So as we all know, there's three things
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guaranteed in life. in life death taxes and i
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heart radio letting go of good people and at
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some point i heard radio needs to look themselves
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in the mirror oh they got the talkback button
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oh yeah and they're doing the three minute talk
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segments oh wow riveting radio but here's the
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thing you can't be going to conventions The ones
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that do exist. And you can't be going online
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and going, oh my God, why is radio not as popular
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as it was even in 2012? And then after Intern
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John of Intern John and Your Morning Show, who
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learned a lot about radio from working with the
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legend known as Kane, Intern John signed a contract
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extension in November. For three years. And two,
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three days ago, just celebrated getting his own
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morning show six years ago after everything that
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happened with Kane. And you know what's funny?
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Well, it's not actually funny. He's a really
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good dude. And shame on iHeartMedia for letting
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him go. One of the biggest shows ever in Washington,
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D .C. Him, Kane, Don and Mike, Elliot in the
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morning. They're all legends. And it makes me
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absolutely sad when you let go of someone like
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Intern John who was on Hot 99 .5 and Z1043. And
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if you would have gotten my opinion, I think
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he should have got the 93 .3 Morning Show, not
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the Joe Show. And these are the opinions of me.
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I'm not going to go too inside baseball because
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I don't want people to affiliate my opinions
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with Intern John's because he's one of those
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guys that gets along with everybody. I don't.
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So I'll say it. Intern John should have got the
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morning show on 93 .3 FLZ. Not Joe Show. Sorry.
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Intern John's an amazing dude. Intern John, what
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I love most about him, whenever you need anything
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from a guy. He's a supporter from afar. We could
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not be more different. Intern John's a nice guy.
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He doesn't really ruffle feathers. He does pranks.
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We do different types of radio. But he's your
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homie. He owns his own bar. He's a good guy.
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He's a hockey coach. We also have the kinship
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of both being from the Midwest. He's from Minneapolis.
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I'm from Chicago. He's worked with hosts like
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Dave Ryan and Kane. The dude's a legend. And
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I'm so proud of him. I would DM him all the time
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because he'd be like, I hope Kane's proud of
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me. John, let's get rid of the word intern. You're
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John. You're a legend. John, I think your last
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name starts with C. John C, because I see it
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on the iPhone. Listen to me. Kane would be so
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mad, but would be happy for you in a weird way
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because you're going to do big things. If I'm
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serious radio or any of the platforms that are
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left, I'm hiring John in a second. Now, again,
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we do different types of radio. I don't want
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to say shock, shock, but I'm edgy. Intern John's
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for soccer moms and for women 18 to 34, but he's
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excellent at it. Him and his team of Shelby SOS
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and everybody. And then you let him go. one of
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the shows that has a following, because there's
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some iHeart shows that have a following and some
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that don't. And his would get comment after comment.
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He does funny pranks. And he gets a lot of traction
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on social media. He's a successful comedian.
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He has a following. And you let him go? And then
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you put the program director in the morning to
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do the morning show temporarily, which had to
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be weird for Mike, the PD, this morning. Doing
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phones like, where's War of the Roses? Where's
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this? Oh, man, I've been a part of radio stations
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when you do the mass flip, and I would not be
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surprised if the ratings go down in Washington,
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D .C. and Baltimore. You don't know what you
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have until it's gone, iHeartRadio. Now, people
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were messaging me, and I was like, well, what
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do you think about the Joe show? I don't care,
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okay? I don't want them to lose their job. I
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think they're douchebags. I think they're slanderous
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morons that wish they had the talent of intern
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John. But that's all I'm going to say. Because
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I don't even know if intern John would like this
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segment. Because he's so clean cut and such a
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good guy. I'm not a good guy, but I'm going to
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say it. These opinions represent me and not anybody
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else. Ridiculous. Radio goes, man, why is everybody
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going to Logan Paul? Why is everybody going to
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Joe Rogan or call her daddy or even Alex Earl?
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Because there's no budget cuts there. You know
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that you're not going to miss out on hearing
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shows that are a podcast. You don't have to worry
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about the big bad machine getting rid of radio
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shows. Absolutely infuriating. And I think whenever
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either a friend or a millennial on radio gets
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laid off, I get mad because all the gatekeepers,
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all the Gen X 55 -year -old executives and all
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the Gen X radio hosts, they all keep their jobs.
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Man, I'm going to the morning show bootcamp this
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August. It's my reunion in Cleveland. And I'm
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very curious to hear the executives go, oh, well,
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97 % of people listen to radio. Okay. That includes
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if you go into your dentist's office. Again,
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I work in radio. I love radio. I've been on the
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radio. I had a number one show for a year and
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a half that the program director didn't even
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know what was on air, okay? So I've been there,
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done that. Now I do podcasting, but I work in
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radio. But it's just, it's sad. It's sad. Cause
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you know, intern John was probably making a good
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amount of money. And so was Shelby. And you know
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what? It's just like, I don't ever want to hear
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a radio executive ever go, what's going on with
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radio? We got to make budget cuts so we can still,
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you know, have that music festival. Whatever.
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That made me so mad. And I usually, that's kind
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of a lie, but I usually try not to talk too much
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about radio. Especially like, ah, like that's
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kind of a lie because yesterday I bashed that
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moron Otis Day who was harassing people up in
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Green Bay because you're a bunch of losers up
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in Green Bay. I'm just done with this. Radio
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is supposed to be fun. I get that it's a business.
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But think about how many shows have ended recently.
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Brother Wheeze, BJ Shay. Let me see if I can
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do this. Kyle and Jackie O, Intern John, Don
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Geronimo over a stupid joke. There's so many
22:06
names I can't think of right now. And then they
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just play the same 20 songs. And they're like,
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where's the love? People get a parasocial relationship
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with these hosts, especially when the hosts follow
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them back on Instagram and are interactive like
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Intern John. So it's like Intern John's been
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there since 2012, and he's the predecessor to
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Kane. So everybody knew that radio since like
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2004. Good riddance. That's all I got to say.
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Absolutely ridiculous. I got your back, Intern
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John. I don't know if you liked the segment or
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not, but I had to do it. You know me. I can't
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shut up. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. That's 856 -494 -6773.
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Are you tweeting me? At Ryan Hoppy Radio. Here
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is Joe Biden, who, I mean, making fun of Joe
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Biden was so two years ago, but he brings a man
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on stage who is black who said it reminds him
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of Obama. What are you doing? Come here. Come
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here. Come here. Howdy. Come here. That's what
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he says to the kids when you want to kiss them
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on the head. Come here. Come here. Come here.
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I feel like he should be standing on the right
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and I should be standing on the left. I don't
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know what that means. He looks pretty good for
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having cancer. That's very weird. That's Joe
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Biden. You are not that good of a president.
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But compared to the orange mutant that I was
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fooled by. Now, did I vote? No. But did I think
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he would be this horrendous? I know. But I'm
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not like, you know, Megyn Kelly. One of those
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hoes. That, like, are so surprised. I thought
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he could be a hit or miss. I think he misses
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Mike Pence keeping him in line. Because J .D.
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Fance is a douchebag. By the way, I guess there's
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some representative named Dan Muser who said,
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stay in your lane, Pope Liam. Man, the rest of
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the world must be laughing at us. I'm going to
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ask you about the Pope and the President. They're
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having a fairly... You know, public beef right
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now. Whose side are you on? Oh, when it comes
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to religion, I'm on the Pope's side. When it
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comes to policy, I'm on the President's side.
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All right, hang on. Because you're wet. So in
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this current moment when they're going at each
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other, sort of questioning each other in a way,
24:45
how do you think about that? Well, you know,
24:49
look, I respect the Pope. I'm Catholic. Are you?
24:53
I do think the Pope ought to stay in his own
24:56
lane. All right, there you go. Stay in your lane,
24:59
Pope. I was telling my mom last night. She's
25:03
so adorable. I texted my mom and I told her,
25:05
I said, the Pope's kind of cool that he's from
25:08
Chicago. He's outspoken. And she's like, in the
25:10
90s, I wanted you to be a Pope and a priest.
25:14
Now I'm a hedonistic slut. Dr. Oz says, Trump
25:21
thinks so too. Kills cancer cells. Trump thinks
25:25
a lot of things. Bobby and I usually go to the
25:27
meetings together. This is on the Rumble podcast
25:30
with Don Jr. Up with candy bars, that little
25:33
candy jar, he'll call it. He'll hit the red button,
25:35
and then comes the diet soda pop. It's called
25:38
Triggered with Don Trump Jr. So douchey. Your
25:41
dad argues that diet soda is good for him because
25:44
it kills grass. It's poured on grass, so therefore
25:47
it must kill cancer cells inside the body. Your
25:50
daddy's a moron. And you'd be nothing without
25:53
your daddy's money. Blueface and Stunner Girl
26:00
reunite. They're laying in bed. Thank you. I'm
26:08
going to beat your pussy up. I never knew if
26:13
girls liked when you say that. It kind of sounds
26:15
like it's painful. You know what the fuck's going
26:18
on. That is. She sounds so scary. I beat that
26:26
up. It always sounds so disturbing. Like that
26:29
50 Cent song. I beat it up, up, up, up. Here's
26:37
our favorite exiled host from The View. Kevin
26:42
Diabar! Here's what she said today about women.
26:47
Women like to be lusted after by the right guys,
26:50
meaning the guys that they're attracted to, the
26:52
guys that they want. She's talking about herself.
26:54
She looks pretty hot today. And suddenly they
26:56
don't want to be lusted after when it's a guy
26:58
they don't want. So just remember that. If she's
27:00
mad because you're lusting over her, it's because
27:03
she doesn't want you to dump her bones. Yeah,
27:05
I have this story. There's this, I don't even
27:10
care anymore. There's this girl. You know what?
27:16
Screw it. I'm going to tell a story. So it's
27:20
pretty easy to find my show online because I
27:23
type in trending words. Every video says, check
27:27
it out as Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour. So I market
27:29
my name and then whatever person I'm talking
27:31
about, even if it's like a high school teacher
27:33
that slept with a student, I get the full name
27:35
of the teacher and it shows up. And it's really
27:38
hot girl from Chicago who was in a music video.
27:41
follows me on instagram maybe four months ago
27:44
and then first night is sending me nudes but
27:49
she's doing it on instagram where like you can't
27:51
screenshot it because i tried but she was sending
27:53
me nudes and was like oh no one's no no guys
27:55
ever seen my new breast implants and whatever
27:57
so then she unfollows me on instagram about two
28:02
weeks later and i'm like okay bye see you later
28:04
keep selling your skin products that are riveting
28:07
so then she refollows me Maybe a month ago, five,
28:11
six weeks ago. And I'm going to be in Chicago.
28:15
And she lives in Chicago. And I texted her. And
28:20
she commented on one of my videos where I said
28:22
that I think it's hot when women pursue men.
28:24
And she's like, women pursuing men? But the thing
28:28
is this. I'm not saying women do all the pursuing.
28:31
But it is pretty hot when a girl is like, hey,
28:34
what are you doing? any successful relationship
28:37
I've ever had, the woman did maybe 20 % of the
28:40
pursuing. Not a lot. The man does most of it,
28:43
but the woman does some of it. So I texted this
28:46
girl. Beautiful girl. Seems kind of crazy. Beautiful
28:50
girl. And I go, hey, I'm going to be in Chicago.
28:54
I said, guess who's going to be in Chicago? And
28:55
she's like, woo woo. So I'm like, okay, I guess
28:58
this is going good. So I text her and I'm like,
29:02
hey, I'm going to be in Chicago. I said, hey,
29:03
what's up? How are you? And, or I said, what's
29:07
happening? At about 10 o 'clock at night, just,
29:09
you know, just chilling, trying to start a conversation.
29:13
And then she texted me at like 12 .50 her time,
29:16
like 1 .50 my time. Hi, but I'm sleeping. I might
29:20
have it on do not disturb. And then she texted
29:25
me the next morning, something similar to what
29:27
do you want? So it went from hi to like serious.
29:30
And I was like, well, I'm going to be in Chicago
29:32
and April 18th through the 23rd. And she's like,
29:37
oh, well, we can grab lunch today. I have time
29:41
away from work, like even though I told her that
29:44
I'm not in town yet. And then I was like, oh,
29:47
well, when I'm in town, we can maybe hang out
29:49
after work. And she was like, just know there's
29:52
zero chance of us hooking up. And I'm like, all
29:54
right. Okay. Sorry. I was trying to talk to you.
30:00
Jesus Christ. Mm -hmm. Maybe I dodged a bullet.
30:05
I don't know. I don't even care if she hears
30:07
this. And then I hadn't followed her. I was like,
30:09
bye. I'm not going to be talking to you like
30:11
that. You're the one that started with the nudes.
30:18
Then you wanted me to send my shlong and I don't
30:20
do that. Mm -hmm. What is this, 2016, and we
30:26
would send deep pics with one second on Snapchat?
30:33
There you go. That was very strange. You know
30:38
when a woman says something kind of weird, and
30:40
you're like, oh, so you like being lusted after,
30:43
but when it becomes real, or you don't like the
30:44
opinion of a podcast, and you're just, you're
30:47
as dry as the hair desert. Mm -hmm. I was like,
30:51
well, at least I saved my time, because I'm only
30:53
going to be in Chicago for, Five days. Imagine
30:56
go downtown for four hours. And I'm not saying,
30:59
the thing is, I don't expect to get laid when
31:02
I hang out with a girl. Okay. I am totally friend.
31:06
I'm totally okay. I have friends that are girlfriends.
31:09
Wait, wait, let me reset. I have friends that
31:12
are girls that I'm not banging. People that I've
31:15
worked with, people that I have friends that
31:17
I can text. But they also don't send me nudes
31:20
the first time we're talking online when we're
31:23
strangers. a little confusing they're not really
31:29
going oh yeah you only see my breast implants
31:31
they're going hey what's up bro and give me a
31:33
knuckle anyhow had to vent about that uh clavicular
31:39
was released from hospital Clavicular was rushed
31:42
to the hospital after he appeared to overdose
31:44
on stream. It was a really scary situation as
31:47
he appears to become unresponsive and then is
31:49
carried out of a restaurant. All the comments
31:51
are like, glad it happened. You're a loser if
31:53
you're glad to happen to him. The kid's mentally
31:55
ill. His security guards. But he has been released
31:57
from the hospital and is back home. He provided
32:00
an update on X saying, just got home. That was
32:03
brutal. All the substances are just a cope trying
32:06
to feel neurotypical while being in public. So
32:09
is ketamine. And neurotypical means feeling like
32:13
you fit in. Like when I used to drink a lot,
32:14
I mean, I still drink a lot, but I can go to
32:17
social situations and not have to drink as much.
32:19
He's pretty much saying when he, because what
32:21
it seems like it was, he was doing ketamine,
32:23
is that when you do ketamine, it was making him
32:25
feel like he could fit in. Which, Clav, if you're
32:28
listening, I'm telling you, that's actually not
32:31
what you want. When you get messed up, people
32:35
know that you're insecure and that you can't
32:37
be normal without being drunk or on ketamine.
32:40
It's better to be sober. I mean, you can be California
32:42
sober or two Jack and Cokes sober, but none of
32:46
you know what happened to you. But obviously
32:48
that isn't a real solution. Yeah. That happened
32:53
very fast. Very fast. And there was a part of
32:58
me, I'll be honest, I wasn't jealous because
32:59
we're doing different things, but I was like,
33:01
man, I would not mind having the social media
33:03
interaction. But then when you see that. Ray
33:08
J opens up about his relationship with his sister,
33:11
Brandy. He's a nepo baby. What's your relationship
33:15
with Brandy? Like, are you guys like super close?
33:19
It's not good. I love my sister, but I'm an embarrassment.
33:26
There you go. Well said. You know, she bitches
33:29
at him when he's doing stuff. What are you doing?
33:34
Oh, this is funny. J .D. Vant reveals that Erica
33:40
Kirk received threats. He did get some threats.
33:43
And, you know, about two hours ago, as you know,
33:45
Andrew, I was a little worried. I was just plowing
33:48
her and she got an alert. That we were going
33:50
to have to cancel the event because Erica was
33:53
not going to come. And she was very worried about
33:56
it. And I talked to the Secret Service and obviously
33:59
these guys do a very good job. And I said, you
34:02
know what? Let's let Erica. Do what she needs
34:05
to do for herself and her family. I'm sure Andrew
34:08
will fill in. There you go. Yeah, I just don't
34:12
think she'd want to be around JD. I really do
34:14
think they plowed each other. That hug they gave
34:20
was very interesting. So, you know the guy Sammy?
34:24
He was in the song Kiss Me Through the Phone.
34:27
He's a middle -aged man. And he said he beat
34:31
up Ray J. Mm -hmm. It's good when you're bragging
34:36
about beating people up. You're a loser. That's
34:39
what you are. This is interesting. This is from
34:44
the Chicks in the Office podcast, which I was
34:46
so mad. You know when you get like a parasocial
34:49
relationship with a woman and you think about,
34:52
oh, yeah, you know, I could just slide her DM,
34:56
you know, get her number. That Ria girl on Chicks
34:59
in the Office is so freaking hot. It's crazy.
35:04
Supposedly, none of the actors want to be a part
35:06
of Euphoria season three. Euphoria. I couldn't
35:08
do it. You can tell Jacob Elordi is giving nothing
35:11
because he almost feels like a totally different
35:14
character. You can tell these actors don't want
35:16
to be here. It seemed like Sam Levinson only
35:18
cares slightly about Rue's character. All right,
35:22
there you go. Guy Fieri took a picture with Andrew
35:29
Tate and people got mad and he did not know who
35:31
Andrew Tate was. Jake Paul might return to the
35:34
boxing ring. I'm sure that won't be rigged. The
35:37
FBI is investigating offset shooting. Let's see
35:41
here. We got this right here. This is going to
35:43
be good. We all know King Harris, the nepo baby
35:47
brat son of T .I. Here is the body cam footage
35:53
of him driving around with weed speeding. You
35:59
didn't know? I got you. Do you have a driver's
36:01
license on you? Alright, are you the registered
36:04
owner of the vehicle? Do you have a photo or
36:06
anything like that of your driver's license?
36:08
Yeah. Alright, gotcha. So, do you mind stepping
36:13
out and we're going to talk right here real quick,
36:15
back here? About what? When you step out of the
36:17
vehicle. Step out for what? There's a firearm
36:19
in this vehicle. You're already speeding. You
36:21
don't have anything on you. I'm separating you
36:22
from the firearm. It doesn't seem like he needs
36:24
to step out of the vehicle, pig. Are you going
36:26
to get out of the car or not? Tell me why. I
36:28
already told you why. Pennsylvania versus Mims.
36:30
Yeah, Georgia cops have been pulled over before
36:32
for speeding. They're douchebags. Are you getting
36:36
out or not? Supreme Court case law. Are you getting
36:38
out or not? I don't know what to do. All right.
36:42
You need to get out of the car. You're not telling
36:43
me why. If you don't get out of the car, you'll
36:44
be arrested for obstruction. You're going to
36:46
arrest me for obstruction? Yes, if you do not
36:48
get out of the car. I don't know why. I don't
36:50
feel safe. If you do not get out of the car,
36:54
you'll be arrested for obstruction. If you do
36:56
not get out of the car, you'll be arrested for
36:57
obstruction. Wow, this guy must be annoying to
36:59
date. Valid reason why this guy is out. That's
37:01
a perfectly valid reason. Google it if you want
37:03
to. You're a pig! I'm going to end well for you.
37:06
Let me call my lawyer, man. You have that right,
37:08
but you're not even under arrest right now. You're
37:10
still just detained. I have the right to stay
37:11
in my car. No, you don't. Get out of the car.
37:14
Why? He didn't do anything. This seems a little
37:17
racist. George being racist? No way. And listen,
37:22
I'm not a big fan of King Harris. I'm not siding
37:25
with him. In this situation, they're both mutants.
37:31
Come on, Danny. Hey, Clint. So I'm pulled over
37:36
right now, and they telling me I got to get out
37:38
the car for what reason? Because we're going
37:41
to have a conversation back at the back of the
37:42
car. We need to get out of the car. It doesn't
37:44
matter why. I've never heard of that. I'm not
37:47
getting out of the car because you want to have
37:49
a... No, I'm not getting out of the car. Okay.
37:53
So at this time, you are under arrest. You are
37:56
not free to leave. You are under arrest. You
37:58
are under arrest. I'm informing you that you
38:01
are under arrest. I'm under arrest for what?
38:03
Hold on, my lawyer called. Police. You know what
38:20
was weird the other day? I've been pulled over
38:22
a few times for like speeding or whatever. Like
38:24
I had a suspended license because the insurance
38:26
is messed up or whatever. And I forgot that I'm
38:29
on body cam, and I must just look so, like, just,
38:31
you know, nervous. He's telling me to step out
38:33
the car to have a conversation. I've already
38:34
told you you're under arrest. You're under arrest
38:36
at this point. You're a bitch! And your wife's
38:39
cheating on you! He's telling me since I didn't
38:41
want to step out the car, I'm under arrest, bro.
38:43
I'm under arrest. But you are under arrest at
38:49
this point, right? All right. All right. While
38:53
I'm doing this, my wife's getting plowed by the
38:54
neighbor. So you need to get out of your car
38:56
right now. I don't like cops. I know we need
39:08
them, but they're such pigs. They're losers!
39:14
He talks like this. You want me to get out of
39:25
my car to talk to you about what? There's nothing
39:27
to talk about. I kind of agree with King Harris.
39:29
And listen, I think he's a nepo baby punk. It's
39:31
not your car. You're absolutely flying down the
39:33
road at 70 miles an hour in a 45. Never had a
39:36
pony send me to sit by the car to ask simple
39:38
questions. Well, there's a firearm within like
39:41
two feet of both of our faces. Yeah. And this
39:45
cop seems like such a douche. God, you made Georgia
39:47
look bad. You moron. It's in front of you. What
39:52
are you talking about? Not just that. You have
39:54
an open THC container in the center console.
39:57
Oh, yeah. I forgot George is backwards about
39:59
weed. I'd have to be high, too, if I lived in
40:03
Georgia. It's actually one of the reasons I got
40:06
offered a job at Rock 100 .5 eight years ago,
40:10
and I said no. Well, first of all, it's part
40:14
-time in Atlanta, which is ridiculous. Second
40:17
of all, There's no weed. Who do you want to pick
40:20
up the car and the gun? T .I. What happened at
40:24
home with y 'all? What y 'all so upset about?
40:27
Who we calling? Hang it up and lock it. Yes,
40:34
sir. Here's T .I. Yes, sir. He's currently under
40:43
arrest for obstruction. Okay. As well as a variety
40:45
of other chapter. He was caught doing 70 in a
40:49
45. He was instructed to step out of the vehicle
40:51
because there was a firearm on the dashboard
40:52
and we wanted to separate him from that. And
40:55
he refused. Did he express his fear for safety?
41:01
I like, I listen. I think TI is a punk. I like
41:04
his music, but I think he's a terrible person.
41:06
I think King Harris is a netball baby. But I
41:09
side with them in this situation. We have. You
41:12
know they wouldn't do this to Morgan Wallen.
41:14
We got to be safe, too. He's right there with
41:16
Don. Shut your ass. He's a stupid kid in a Pikachu
41:20
outfit. He ain't gangsta. I don't know. There's
41:26
absolutely no way to decide. He was told multiple
41:30
times. Cops are so defensive. Why don't people
41:35
like us? Stuff like that. Ridiculous. Let me
41:46
see if 50 Cent posted anything. I mean, the kid
41:50
King Harris kind of brings it on himself by never
41:52
shutting up. But let me see here. Has 50 Cent
41:54
posted anything? He has not. He might even be
41:58
like, that's messed up. AJ McLean from Backstreet
42:02
Boys. Talks about using cocaine. First time I
42:10
tried drugs was before a video shoot in 2000.
42:14
My call time was not until 2 a .m. Got it! It
42:17
was a night shoot. I literally went out to dinner
42:21
with some of the boys, took a nap, woke up a
42:25
little groggy, and my buddy was there and he's
42:29
like, well, if you're tired, I've got something
42:32
that you can take that'll pick you up cocaine
42:34
and he pulled out the bag and i was like oh hell
42:37
no no no no no no i am not doing that shit he's
42:41
like well i'm gonna use your bathroom it's right
42:44
there if you want it i i like this documentary
42:51
music i very easily could have done the video
42:56
shoot without being on drugs all right there
42:59
you go aj mclean did coke i'll just um eric swalwell
43:04
the politician who is in trouble his politician
43:07
or not sorry his accuser speaks out a politician
43:14
being dirty no way hello everyone my name is
43:20
lana drews in 2018 while i was living and working
43:26
as a model in beverly hills And I also owned
43:30
a fashion software company. I had contact with
43:35
Eric Swalwell on three separate occasions after
43:38
meeting him socially. He offered me connections
43:44
to further my software company. All right. There
43:47
you go. If you're having to brag about your connections,
43:52
you're a loser. I'm sorry. There's no other way
43:55
to put it. You're a punk ass little bitch. Tyler
43:59
Perry's accuser was mocked for his role as frat
44:02
guy number 10. Man, I hate how Hollywood just
44:05
protects Tyler Perry. He's such a bitch. And
44:10
in the closet. Today on TMZ. Okay, Blake Lively
44:16
has one request for the judge in her trial against
44:21
Justin Baldoni. Please don't let the jury know
44:23
that me and Ryan... are filthy rich. They want
44:27
to hide their net worth and financial status.
44:30
Oh yeah, because they're punks. When the jury
44:32
know that they're just rolling in dough. We know
44:35
we don't have sympathy for really rich people.
44:37
The strategy is this. She should go shopping
44:40
at Ross to buy her dresses. That's what I do!
44:45
Stars were out for Coachella weekend number one.
44:48
Justin Bieber looked great. He sounded great.
44:50
Sabrina Carpenter had an amazing set. She's a
44:52
hot piece of ass, isn't she? Kim K and Lewis
44:55
Hamilton, we got them out. Justin Trudeau, Katy
44:58
Perry. Did you see him? Justin Trudeau looked
45:01
like a narc. Offset is already performing fresh.
45:08
Oh, yeah. You know, he's got to get that money
45:10
for all the bets, you know. Off of being shot.
45:13
Yeah, because he got bills he's got to pay. Mm
45:15
-hmm. That's what I said, brother. Did a story
45:18
that he's working to resolve a $100K debt to
45:20
a Detroit casino. I feel bad for Offset. Casino.
45:24
You did bankruptcy law. You should start a company
45:27
helping bankrupt celebrities. I would love to
45:30
do it. I think you should do that and leave here
45:32
and start a business. And Harvey Levin seems
45:35
like such a bitch. So Sierra Miller from Summer
45:41
House continues to throw shade at West and Amanda.
45:45
God, if you're having to talk about other people,
45:47
you're going to lose her. She did it in a collaboration
45:49
with Sephora. Sephora! I'm actually just the
45:54
word there. That place is so pretentious. Says
45:56
at Sephora actually rewards loyalty. I feel stupid
46:00
listening to their vocal front. Joe Rogan is
46:07
mad at Donald Trump. You got him elected. Supposedly
46:11
the team at Alex Jones' Infowars is mad at him
46:14
as well. It's good to see the MAGA going down.
46:17
Meghan Markle had a girls weekend trip in Sydney
46:21
that is not selling out. And there you go. There
46:26
was a really hot girl that went to the Coachella
46:28
concert. Mm -hmm. I don't even think they let
46:31
in ugly people. I know that sounds rude, but
46:33
it's just kind of the truth. I mean, you ever
46:37
see an ugly person at Coachella? I know that
46:40
sounds rude, but it just seems like they might
46:42
not let you in the area. There's something weird.
46:45
Because everybody at Coachella is hot. Very off
46:48
-putting. Mm -hmm. Like if you go to like a country
46:52
concert, you'll never mind. I'm being mean, but
46:54
I'm just being kind of real. Barbie Ferreira's
47:01
decision to leave Euphoria was simple. Yeah,
47:04
I mean, it seems like no one wants to be on Euphoria.
47:08
She says she'd rather be able to act than be
47:10
a background character. While chatting with Amanda
47:12
Hirsch during her Not Skinny But Not Fat podcast.
47:15
Yeah, I love that name. Not Skinny But Not Fat.
47:18
describes me an episode released april 14th barbie
47:22
breaks down her exit as the character kat hernandez
47:24
from season two of euphoria calling it the opposite
47:28
of dramatic and a long process of being like
47:31
i don't know if this is it for me all right well
47:34
i've been around toxic environments Lena Dunham
47:41
details Adam Driver's alleged feral behavior
47:43
on the set of Girls. In her new memoir, Fame
47:47
Sick, the 39 -year -old recalls working alongside
47:50
Adam Driver on Girls. Yeah, that was a weird
47:53
-ass show. alleging the then -butting star could
47:56
sometimes act like something feral during their
47:58
time on set. While working with Adam on the HBO
48:04
series, Lena writes that she considered him half
48:07
-man, half -beast because of what she alleges
48:10
was sometimes violent behavior, detailing one
48:13
specific instance when they were practicing lines.
48:16
Lena, who at the time was dealing with disassociation
48:19
as part of her undiagnosed endometriosis, writes
48:22
in Famesick, per the independent adam screamed
48:25
say something and hurled a chair at the wall
48:28
next to me seems like a really healthy environment
48:30
at hbl first you got euphoria then you got that
48:35
dumb show Hannah Cross is getting candid about
48:38
her experience with ex -Brooklyn Beckham's family.
48:41
Ah, yeah. Doesn't seem like the Beckhams are
48:43
good people, now does it? As Brooklyn and wife
48:45
Nicola Pelt Beckham continue to navigate their
48:48
public rift from his parents David Beckham and
48:50
Victoria Beckham, his ex -girlfriend reflects
48:53
on her dynamic with his family during their 2019
48:55
relationship. Ah, so here comes the ex! girlfriend
49:00
that wants attention no one cares about your
49:03
opinion as she tells hello magazine in an interview
49:06
published april 12th my time with the family
49:09
caused me a lot of anxiety oh how did you survive
49:12
there were a lot of warning signs and things
49:15
that happened during the relationship that in
49:18
hindsight should have made me think and maybe
49:20
end the relationship sooner than i did all right
49:23
keep living in the past honey that's already
49:26
baked Mm -hmm. jenny garth remembers shannon
49:32
doherty with love the actress currently promoting
49:35
her new memoir i choose me shares insight into
49:39
what really went down between her and shannon
49:41
who died of breast cancer in 2024 at the age
49:45
of 53 when they co -starred on beverly hills
49:49
90210 together at the time rumors of a feud between
49:53
the two abounded but during an april 14th appearance
49:56
on fox 5 jenny says we didn't have the Alright,
50:21
well, when you're giving the media attention
50:23
about them putting you against each other and
50:25
you're just giving them more power. Dr. Pimple
50:29
Popper is detailing her own health scare. Dr.
50:32
Sandra Lee shared that she suffered a stroke
50:34
while filming season two of her Lifetime show.
50:37
Oh, Dr. Pimple Popper breaking out as she was
50:40
seeing patients. She's freaking hot. At her Upland,
50:44
California practice, the viral dermatologist
50:47
recalled the moment her health took a turn, telling
50:49
people in an April 14th interview, quote, I had
50:52
what I thought was a hot flash. I got super sweaty
50:54
and I didn't feel like myself. After going home
50:57
that evening, the influencer recalled feeling
50:59
very restless, as well as experiencing shooting
51:02
pains in one of her legs. She also noticed that
51:05
she was having a rough time walking down the
51:07
stairs. She explains, quote, I noticed that I
51:09
had a tough time articulating and just enunciating.
51:12
Oh, I'm glad you're okay, baby doll. The person
51:17
who was caught on camera hanging on a pipe that
51:20
burst inside the George Mason University parking
51:23
garage in the now viral video. Loser! Is speaking
51:27
out about what happened. You hung from it and
51:31
it broke. We didn't even know it was George Mason
51:34
University's parking. We didn't know because
51:36
we're not from the area, right? We were actually
51:38
attending a club. Well, at least he admitted
51:40
he did it wrong. I was right next door to that
51:42
parking garage. Once we parked the van, we all
51:45
got out. We were in high spirits. We were dancing.
51:48
We were jumping around. Jumped on the pull -up
51:52
bar. Did a couple reps. Some of the guys went
51:55
right after me. Then when I tried to get that
51:58
second... Alright, so you're sorry. Sorry I called
52:00
you a loser. When you assume you make an ass
52:04
of you and me. Katy Perry is facing legal troubles
52:08
after Ruby Rose accuses the Dark Horse singer
52:11
of sexually assaulting her. I love that song,
52:13
Dark Horse. Although I don't like when like Mix
52:15
100 .7 takes out the Juicy J part. Eat your heart
52:19
out like Jeffrey Dahmer is something you need.
52:21
More than a decade earlier in an Australian nightclub,
52:25
Katy, whose rep denies the allegations, is being
52:28
investigated for the alleged incident. All right,
52:31
there you go. She probably did it. Because it's
52:32
such a weird story that it seems kind of believable.
52:36
A reminder, there are cameras everywhere. We
52:39
showed you this video last week of cops using
52:42
a device called the grappler to stop a suspect
52:44
they were chasing on a highway. Well, we're now
52:47
learning the chopper filming the action zoomed
52:50
in and discovered one of the sheriff's deputies
52:52
was on a dating app. A chopper is reporting on
52:58
a dramatic SWAT team operation, but when the
53:01
camera zooms in... Can it be? Is this deputy
53:05
real? He's on Tinder. The worst one of them all.
53:10
Scrolling through a dating app? The drama started
53:13
when deputies deployed the so -called grappler
53:16
to bring a stolen car to a standstill. Instead,
53:21
the vehicle... That was a weird sound effect.
53:24
That's what my panic attacks sound like. Instead,
53:30
the vehicle veers off to the side and crashes
53:33
into a wall. A standoff follows with SWAT officers
53:38
attempting to get the armed. All right. So he
53:40
was on Tinder. I'll be honest with board opt
53:43
many times on Tinder. This was not spontaneous.
53:49
This was planned. Targeted. and extremely serious.
53:54
Got it. This morning, authorities say these disturbing
53:57
surveillance images show suspect Daniel Moreno
54:00
Gama clutching a flaming Molotov cocktail. He's
54:03
accused of hurling the explosive device at the
54:06
California home of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. He
54:09
seems like a sociopath. Just the vibe, yeah.
54:13
Someone threw a Molotov cocktail slash sticky
54:16
bomb. The 20 -year -old said to be arraigned
54:18
today on multiple state charges, including attempted
54:21
murder and possession of a deadly weapon. All
54:24
right, well, you're a loser. Although, can't
54:27
you be teased a little too easy to convince on
54:29
things, man? and you hear those stories that
54:31
they're like convincing people to kill themselves
54:32
like what are you doing former michigan football
54:36
coach sharon war is sentenced to 18 months probation
54:39
of oh yeah you know his life's over although
54:43
i think he'll coach again it just shows people
54:45
want to think that these celebrities are immoral
54:47
but he cheated on his wife with a co -worker
54:51
and that mike ravel cheated on his wife with
54:54
someone in the media They're scumbags. Avoiding
55:00
jail time. The sentence is for a confrontation
55:03
with his executive assistants. She's a hot piece
55:06
of ass, isn't she? Bunny XO says she's never
55:12
dated a man for his looks, only how he made her
55:15
feel. I'm sure. Besides when they paid you money
55:18
to have sex with you. While shutting down a fan
55:21
who insinuated looks are important to finding
55:23
love. She's implying she doesn't find Jelly Roll
55:26
attractive is what she's saying. A down author
55:28
who has been married to Grammy winner Jelly Roll
55:30
since 2016 writes in a column published to Playboy
55:33
April 14th that the perfect appearance has never
55:36
been a box she's looked to check romantically.
55:39
Alright, well. The box you would check was guys
55:42
paying to have sex with you. Sandra Bullock is
55:47
finally on Instagram, but don't expect selfies.
55:50
She's using the platform to troll, taking a cheeky
55:53
shot at Channing Tatum and her other celebrity
56:03
friends. The Oscar winner seemingly poking fun
56:06
at her former co -star Channing Tatum's previous
56:08
words from 2024. Got it. In which he admitted
56:13
to buying a year's worth of shirts to avoid doing
56:16
laundry. All right. Sandy riding in the comment
56:19
section alongside a winking emoji. Of course
56:22
you did. And Channing wasn't the only one to
56:25
get a fun comment from Sandra. The Practical
56:27
Magic 2 star also commenting beneath the video
56:29
of her pal Jennifer Aniston doing Jason Bateman's.
56:33
All right. So she's a troll. I am. As they say.
56:37
That wasn't on my bingo card for the year. Legendary
56:42
college basketball broadcaster Dick Vitale is
56:45
battling a new cancer diagnosis. It is his fifth
56:49
cancer battle in five years. I hope you're okay,
56:52
bud. It sucks. It just seems like it keeps on
56:54
happening. Our investigative reporter, Chuck
56:57
Gowdy, has been looking into this clash of politics
57:00
and religion between the president and the pope.
57:02
And one source of information, one snapshot,
57:05
is the pope's voting record here in his home
57:08
state of Illinois. The Pope may be known as Leo
57:12
in the Roman Catholic Church, but he is also
57:14
known as an absentee Illinois voter, and his
57:18
registration card here lists him by his birth
57:20
name. Robert Francis Prevost. By laying out decidedly
57:25
Catholic Christian criticism of the U .S. war
57:27
in Iran, this Chicago native pope has opened
57:30
the door to a look at his own politics. How did
57:33
he vote in Illinois primary elections? And how
57:35
politically attuned has the pope been while living
57:38
overseas, thousands of miles from the red, white,
57:41
and blue? Here at his workplace, he's known as
57:45
Pope Leo, and he wears a miter to the office.
57:47
When he comes to his birthplace, it may be a
57:50
beloved White Sox cap. And here at his polling
57:53
place in southwest suburban Will County, he's
57:56
known as Bob Prevost. Because Cardinal Prevost,
57:59
now Pope Leo, has been deployed to global assignments
58:02
by the Catholic Church, he has been voting absentee
58:05
in political elections for more than 14 years.
58:08
According to county voter records... So he's
58:10
Republican, okay, cool. I love Chuck Goldie,
58:14
but that announcer was putting me to sleep. And
58:18
now the details on the investigation into the
58:20
death of Ashley Robinson. Her family is demanding
58:23
answers after the influencer from South Jersey.
58:25
Yeah, this is so sad. That white guy makes all
58:27
white guys like men. Was found dead during a
58:30
trip to Africa where she had just been engaged.
58:34
Action News reporter Cheyenne Corrine joining
58:36
us live in the Satellite Center with more on
58:38
this heartbreaking story. Cheyenne. Alicia, well,
58:41
Ashley Robinson, she actually was raised locally
58:43
in South Jersey, and now her death in Zanzibar
58:46
is making headlines across the world. Well, today
58:49
we spoke to her family in Delaware who say they
58:52
aren't getting answers from her fiance or. Of
58:54
course not. He's a loser. Officials in Tanzania
58:57
about what happened to her. Uncertainty, mystery,
59:03
anger. I'd be angry, too. Sadness. It's like
59:08
a part of me has been taken away. On April 5th,
59:11
influencer Ashley Robinson, who goes by Ashley
59:14
Janae on social media, was celebrating her 31st
59:16
birthday in Zanzibar. She was a beautiful woman.
59:19
Bar Tanzania. She was on the vacation with her
59:22
boyfriend of one year, who popped the question.
59:24
He looks like a creep. Two days before. We believe
59:28
that they were in love. We believe that their
59:32
relationship was genuine. Well, I'll rest in
59:34
peace, babe. I'm sorry. And then all the comments
59:38
on like the shade room is like anti -white. I'm
59:40
like, good. Just separate the country more, you
59:42
moron. Lindsay Chrisley is facing a legal battle.
59:48
Oh, yeah, she is. She seems crazy, but she did
59:51
not deserve what happened to her. The Chrisley
59:53
Knows Best alum's boyfriend, David Lanzman, was
59:56
arrested for aggravated assault slash strangulation
59:59
and battery on April 10th in Cherokee County,
1:00:02
Georgia, according to arrest records and an affidavit
1:00:05
attached to Chrisley's petition for a temporary
1:00:08
protective order obtained by E! News. The April
1:00:11
13th filing alleged that she and Lanzman, who
1:00:14
was booked in the Cherokee County Jail and has
1:00:16
since been released, had an altercation on April
1:00:19
10th. after he, quote, saw a photo on the petitioner's
1:00:22
phone that he thought was a photo of another
1:00:24
man while they were out to dinner. All right,
1:00:27
so there's, um, what do we have here? First of
1:00:33
its kind study has debunked claims of any kind
1:00:36
of link between fluoride and water and the loss
1:00:39
in an IQ. And this research was extremely comprehensive.
1:00:43
The study followed more than 10 ,000 people starting
1:00:46
back in 1957. That end here is the best part.
1:00:51
Back in 1957, it then followed their cognitive
1:00:56
ability over the decades. Researchers found no
1:00:59
evidence that fluoride exposure impacted intelligence
1:01:02
in any way. The results directly contradict claims
1:01:06
of HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. You're
1:01:09
telling me RFK Jr. is a moron? No way! Happy
1:01:13
Hot Topic! The pride flag the Trump administration
1:01:20
removed from the Stonewall National Monument
1:01:23
in February in New York will be restored. Oh,
1:01:25
my God. If a pride flag bothers you, you're probably
1:01:30
in the closet. Life is so short. And if it really
1:01:35
bothers you, you probably want to hook up with
1:01:37
a guy. I'm sorry. There's something sketchy about
1:01:40
the fact that if a pride flag bothers you, there's
1:01:43
something going on inside. This comes after a
1:01:46
lawsuit brought by various nonprofit groups against
1:01:49
Department of Interior Secretary Doug Burgum.
1:01:52
All right, there you go. Homophobia. Good riddance.
1:01:57
All right. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773.
1:02:06
How long have you been recording here? About
1:02:09
an hour. I got a piss. Sorry, I'm back. And...
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Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for Poppy in
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the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Poppy Hour will
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be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
1:02:39
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
1:02:45
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
1:02:48
listening to this next song, you can skip over
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it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
1:02:53
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
1:02:56
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
1:03:00
Oh, yeah. Here's Vi and GLC with Hurdle. Hurdle.
1:03:14
I told some beauties Being a nice guy, I leave
1:03:24
that to them dudes that shoot hoots. I'd rather
1:03:26
roll through in a new coupe with chicks that
1:03:28
get 200 to do shoots. Feeling a shooby -dooby
1:03:32
while we listen to smooth groove. Dude, I tried
1:03:34
to told you I'm hot like magma. Keep them in.
1:03:37
I'm stashed up in the Dodge Magnum near the stash
1:03:40
of the Magnums. Never know which one I'ma use.
1:03:42
Right there, I got a couple people confused.
1:03:45
Never lose. Never snooze. Then I pop and knock
1:03:49
you out of your shoes. I shut down cruise. And
1:03:52
rock Taylor Mays suits and Louis shoes It's hard
1:03:55
to do what I do Sonny like Evel Knievel, keep
1:03:58
a watch face see -through I do this for my people,
1:04:00
sell them shit too, they scream through My mom
1:04:03
said I was a walking felony Cause I kept 16's
1:04:05
in the closet like Kelly Shot with a cello, my
1:04:08
dogs ain't walkin' Chickens ain't rockin' and
1:04:10
we digs ain't scrunchin' at them I'm not a mad
1:04:31
rapper. I'm a disgruntled and sin. I'll teach
1:04:34
you dudes about tussling with me. Truth is, I
1:04:37
hate these marks. I should go to Jamie's park
1:04:39
and leave these rappers handicapped parking.
1:04:42
When you see your boy out, bow down and kiss
1:04:44
the ring. When it's true about myself, I ain't
1:04:46
worried about a thing. This is Shaft City, man.
1:04:49
Where the fuck you from? Shit can't go up. She
1:04:52
ain't gobbling. My partner, Supreme, told me,
1:04:55
flows hard on these monkeys. I hit pro gyms and
1:04:57
told him, make my wrist chunky. She ain't hung
1:05:00
like donkey. And fuck Them dudes who won't get
1:05:02
nicked. They ain't beautiful. Keep them breasts.
1:05:04
Go man. Hit me. I'm funky like. Leg shots to
1:05:09
let you know that I'm serious. When the blocks
1:05:11
get hot. I'm in the streets. Bad chest. And I
1:05:13
got money invested. Easy deficit. You know I
1:05:17
ain't fucking. Them chickens ain't fucking. Them
1:05:19
pigs ain't searching. And I'm broke. This ain't
1:05:40
the young and restless, you can say the drama
1:05:42
Like some poor boy, put your life on pause like
1:05:44
a comma Who you cuttin' corners, who you stackin'
1:05:47
monies They turn comedians, man, they get to
1:05:50
actin' funny I know the MCs, the real MCs Shamos
1:05:54
ain't grew, man, so shoppin' with me We get a
1:05:57
pumpkin head in front of your Lidota You a broke
1:06:00
pop machine, shit, you out of order I'ma come
1:06:03
and get you, don't make me cheat We hit you up
1:06:05
the shelves like a snail or a armadillo Watch
1:06:08
the blue lights, rip the blue film, slice it,
1:06:11
slice it, make him look like he got gills This
1:06:14
ain't artificial, man, it's real, throw him in
1:06:17
like Michigan and hope the n***a can't swim And
1:06:20
if he can't, I guess he won't live, give him
1:06:22
names, get your w*** changed, he ain't hate a
1:06:24
beat Oh, geez. That was some coffee. Oh, yeah.
1:07:02
Let's get back to it. All right. Welcome to Door
1:07:25
is closing. Happy Hour. Happy Hour. Ladies and
1:08:16
gentlemen, here it is. The most listened to radio
1:08:21
show on the planet. Even the other stations are
1:08:23
tuned in, too. We got another one to talk about
1:08:50
Scroll, same face, same pose Filter on thick
1:08:58
like them fake friends clothes Capture so deep
1:09:01
it don't say one thing But the brand deal link
1:09:04
always stay front page She rehearse that laugh
1:09:06
that I'm just like you In a hotel mirror with
1:09:09
a spontaneous view Wants a mic, wants the merch,
1:09:12
wants the podcast chance Say a whole lot of words
1:09:14
but there's nothing really there This is a wannabe,
1:09:18
call a daddy. Wannabe. Wannabe. Trying to copy
1:09:22
every topic, every baddie. Yeah. All blood. All
1:09:26
blood. But it's hollow in the center. Throw one,
1:09:30
throw twice. You forget about the dinner. Alex
1:09:32
Pearl is a wannabe. That's tragic. Same script,
1:09:36
same lines, all plastic. Happy hour, call it
1:09:39
out. That's a habit. We allergic to the fake.
1:09:42
Yeah, we got a habit. Story time hit, but it's
1:09:47
all prepped tears Got a heartbreak arc every
1:09:49
couple of years New boy, same plot, cue the ring
1:09:52
light glow Like we ain't seen this rerun four
1:09:54
seasons ago Says I'm real, I'm raw, I'm a hot
1:09:57
mess queen But the hair never moves, teeth way
1:10:00
too clean Every word sound clipped from a promo
1:10:03
sheet Whole life, one long, sponsor me, angry
1:10:06
Alex Pearl is a wannabe, call her daddy Wannabe,
1:10:10
wannabe, wannabe Tryna copy every topic, everybody
1:10:14
Come on, all talk, all gloss But it's hollow
1:10:19
in the center You forget about a dinner Alex
1:10:23
Earl is a wannabe, that's tragic Same script,
1:10:27
same lines, all plastic Hoppy, I will call it
1:10:29
out, that's the habit We allergic to the fake
1:10:32
Yeah, we gotta have him Ay, ay, runnin', runnin'
1:10:38
They confused, clout With a soul, turn the timeline
1:10:42
to a black hole Pretty face, they can take, that's
1:10:45
the package But empty stays empty, you can't
1:10:48
capture magic So we sip on truth, that I be brute
1:10:51
Every Friday, yeah, we review If the crown don't
1:10:55
fit, don't grab it If the mic too heavy, don't
1:10:59
drag it Alex Earl is a wannabe, call her daddy
1:11:02
Wannabe, wannabe, wannabe Tryna copy every topic,
1:11:07
everybody Come on, uh -oh All talk, all glum.
1:11:11
But it's hollow in the center. You forget about
1:11:14
it, dinner. Alex Earl is a wannabe. That's tragic.
1:11:19
Same script, same lines, all classic. Hoppy hour,
1:11:22
turn it up. Make them panic. Be allergic to the
1:11:25
fake. Yeah, we gotta have them. Oh, yeah. 856
1:11:42
-49W. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me
1:11:50
at Ryan Happy Radio. You can always email me,
1:11:53
ryanhappyradio at gmail .com. Happy Hot Topic.
1:12:06
Let's see what's going on with these brats. TMZ
1:12:09
has learned that the Alex versus Alex beef has
1:12:12
no singular explosive moment behind it. It's
1:12:15
just two blondes that think they're better than
1:12:17
each other. It's just a slow burn that's boiling
1:12:20
over again, so let me give you a recap of everything
1:12:22
you need to know. Sources close to the situation
1:12:24
tell us the drama all kind of started when Earl
1:12:26
teamed up with Cooper to launch the Hot Mess
1:12:29
podcast on - Oh yeah, we all loved it! ...under
1:12:32
the Unwell Network. They started not really seeing
1:12:34
eye to eye, the dynamic shifted - Yeah, you know,
1:12:37
I hope Cooper is just thinking she's smarter
1:12:39
than everybody! Even though she has ghostwriters!
1:12:44
And then things really hit the fan. Which makes
1:12:45
you wonder if she's even good at sex. In February
1:12:48
of 2025, when Earl's contract was up, our sources
1:12:51
say that Cooper and the Unwell Network weren't
1:12:53
giving Earl what she felt she deserved. Yeah,
1:12:56
you know, it's really weird. Like, she looks
1:12:58
just like Alex Cooper. She's just basic blonde.
1:13:02
And that it wasn't just a singular issue, but
1:13:03
a combo of business and personal disagreement.
1:13:06
All right, so there's that. And let's see if
1:13:09
we can unpack this a little more. See if we can
1:13:13
unbutton it a little more. This headline just
1:13:21
does not want to go away. Alex Earl. Hey, girl.
1:13:24
The passive aggressive free post. I love how
1:13:28
Alex Cooper is acting like she's not passive
1:13:30
aggressive. The likes and the commenting on things.
1:13:33
I got to call you out here. You need to get specific
1:13:37
and just say what you got to say about me. We
1:13:41
think you're talented, but kind of a brat. No
1:13:45
NDA. No one is stopping you because I'm really
1:13:48
tired of waking up. You know what this is? This
1:13:51
is Tampa Radio reference. This is like Bubba
1:13:53
versus Kelta. They're the absolute same person.
1:13:56
They look alike. They do the same thing. And
1:13:59
they're just threatened. Seeing you using this
1:14:02
fake drama to distract from other going online
1:14:05
for you. Not interested. Alex Earl commenting
1:14:08
on Alex Cooper's TikTok writing, okay, on it.
1:14:11
Yeah, she didn't know what to say. But she's
1:14:13
a moron. This comes after the ongoing feud. Rumors
1:14:18
seem to be reaching a boiling point after. Oh,
1:14:20
yeah. Earl reposted this TikTok made from this
1:14:23
woman named the Bravo mom who had a lot of followers.
1:14:25
But she she's like commenting on call her daddy
1:14:28
while in her car. There is nothing more pathetic
1:14:30
than a car selfie video. on TikTok. It's low
1:14:34
production. It shows that you're very impulsive
1:14:37
and you think you're smarter than us. by the
1:14:40
Bravo Mom, where she shared her take on Alex
1:14:43
Cooper's drama -filled interviews on Call Her
1:14:45
Daddy. Yeah, you know, you want to have an interesting
1:14:47
interview, heaven forbid. Oh, but the Bravo Mom
1:14:51
chimed in. Oh, the real genius. Honestly, compare
1:14:55
Alex Cooper to an ambulance chaser. You just
1:14:59
had the most horrific accident of your life.
1:15:02
You're, you know, hanging on by a thread. So
1:15:05
are you. Who the hell is the Bravo Mom? You got
1:15:07
a lot of followers, but... Who are you, honey?
1:15:10
Don't know if you're going to make it. And she's
1:15:12
the first one there. Alex Earl was a guest on
1:15:14
Call Her Daddy back. So there's that. And then
1:15:16
there's this. Alex Earl reveals the exact moment
1:15:19
she saw Alex Cooper's video about their ongoing
1:15:22
feud. She was getting plaid by Tom Brady of it.
1:15:25
The influencer's friends filmed the moment she
1:15:27
learned of Alex Cooper's viral TikTok, urging
1:15:29
Alex Earl to address their beef head on. Oh,
1:15:32
yeah. You can address me head on. The influencer's
1:15:37
friends filmed the moment she learned of Alex
1:15:39
Cooper's viral TikTok video urging Alex Earl
1:15:42
to address their beef head on. They really like
1:15:45
that line, head on. Over an April 14th TikTok
1:15:47
video, if you're wondering, this is how I was
1:15:50
woken up the morning after Coachella. So, we
1:15:55
have to show you a TikTok. Oh, this is totally
1:15:58
not staged. No wonder you got to let go from
1:16:01
the unwell network. You're not funny. No, I don't
1:16:07
usually address this kind of stuff because...
1:16:09
Oh, this is so fake. Why is everything fake?
1:16:13
You'd be good on a prank call morning show. Is
1:16:15
it funny? It feels like a waste of time and honestly,
1:16:18
no. This is how boring you are, Alex, is that
1:16:22
you're pretending you didn't know about it, honey.
1:16:25
...other people and just say it. I'm going to
1:16:28
look like I just woke up in bed. Wow. I hate
1:16:32
to say it, but... I would say that Alex Cooper
1:16:36
won that battle. Mm -hmm. I would say she came
1:16:42
out on top. But she probably likes doing it on
1:16:46
top. I am so stupid. All righty. It's time for
1:16:56
side chick news. Oh! Wild. Hell yeah. Happy,
1:17:10
baby. Side chick noise. We talking masher today.
1:17:18
Mic check. Welcome to the surf. Riding in the
1:17:22
booth, cutting straight through the surf. Call
1:17:24
it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid.
1:17:27
You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.
1:17:29
The libs playing games, acting like they saints.
1:17:31
Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the
1:17:34
dates. Screenshot save, little goodnight, babe.
1:17:37
Then they on the yacht pick, trying to hide the
1:17:39
face. From the field to the runway, everybody
1:17:42
frontin'. Posting healing energy while they DM
1:17:45
huntin'. Scrolling through the gram, all I see
1:17:47
is double lives. You can't tag the man, but you
1:17:49
tag the watch he buys. This is side check news,
1:17:52
side check news. Ryan Hoppy gon' choose. Yes,
1:18:02
Diana Rossini resigned from the athletic. Mm
1:18:05
-hmm. She's in a little bit of trouble. Oh, that
1:18:11
is. Yeah, she doesn't care. She's a star chick.
1:18:31
Uh, funny how the timeline never shows that bit
1:18:34
Look, I'm just reading what the headlines say
1:18:36
I'm the voice in your car, you pretend you hate
1:18:39
Uh, laughing at the drama, yeah, we know it ain't
1:18:42
new Same story, new face, welcome back to the
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Right, I be gon' do Every fraud, every bling,
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every late night move We exposed, we amused Yeah,
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we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise Side
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chick news, whole world tuned to the truth Far
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from your man, can't hide from this fool. Side
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chick news. Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,
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breaking, breaking, breaking. Another is complicated
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situation. Another we were on a break. Expectation,
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explanation. If you gotta say we low key, that's
1:19:19
the clue. You ain't mean, you just headline fool.
1:19:25
Side chick news. This that side chick news. We
1:19:36
expose, we amuse. Yeah, we say it like it is
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on the afternoon cruise. Side chick news. Whole
1:19:42
world tuned to the truth. You can't hide from
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your man, can't hide from this booze. Side chick
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news. Oh, yeah. 856 -4900. That's 856 -4900.
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Tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always
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1:20:11
What's going on with this mutant? Happy Hot Topic!
1:20:18
Our insider, Diana Rossini, is out of a job,
1:20:21
but not because The Athletic fired her. Instead,
1:20:24
she has resigned. Oh, yeah! That's her admitting
1:20:28
to some guilt. Of course, this is... all in the
1:20:31
wake of those crazy photographs that Page Six...
1:20:34
posted showing Diana with NFL head. I want to
1:20:38
know who took those pants. Coach Mike Vrabel
1:20:40
looking super cozy together. Oh, yeah, they were
1:20:43
cozy. The hot tub, eating, pool. It was a mess.
1:20:47
Now, we know the athletic originally stood beside
1:20:50
her, but then said, eh, something doesn't seem
1:20:53
right here, and they launched a deeper investigation.
1:20:55
Well, she has written a letter to her employer,
1:20:58
and she says, hey, I'm done. He goes, I have
1:21:01
covered the NFL with professionalism and dedication
1:21:04
throughout my career, and I stand behind every
1:21:06
story I have ever published. Oh, yeah. And a
1:21:10
bunch of guys stood behind you. When page six
1:21:20
item first appeared, the athletic supported me
1:21:22
unequivocally, expressed confidence in my work
1:21:25
and pride in my journalism. And pride when you're
1:21:27
riding them up and down. Ah, here's what she
1:21:31
said about Lamar Jackson a few years ago. I can't
1:21:35
wait to hear what she said about him. That highlight
1:21:37
rip of Lamar. And what did we see? We saw him
1:21:40
running. Oh, yeah. With tremendous speed and
1:21:43
tremendous athleticism. What didn't we really
1:21:48
show there? Success in the pocket as a traditional
1:21:50
pocket passer. And those are the quarterbacks
1:21:53
that are getting paid top dollar. That's the
1:21:55
story, right? When you see him, you see the running.
1:21:59
And yeah, it's fantastic. And they've been able
1:22:01
to choreograph their offense that way. But that's
1:22:05
not going to get you paid the money that I'm
1:22:07
sure he's looking for. That was actually kind
1:22:08
of smart. I thought it was going to be dumb.
1:22:11
She's not dumb. She's not bad at her job. She's
1:22:13
just promiscuous. Mm -hmm. I saw this headline
1:22:16
and this made me absolutely mad. And I thought
1:22:19
about how I was going to address this last night.
1:22:21
I think about what I'm going to say the next,
1:22:22
you know, it seems like it's off the cuff, but
1:22:24
there's a point to this. Okay. I do think in
1:22:28
domestic violence situations, when a man hits
1:22:31
a woman, it's a hundred times worse than when
1:22:33
a woman hits a man because men have testosterone,
1:22:37
men have adrenaline, men have muscles. So it's
1:22:40
totally not fair when a man beats up a woman.
1:22:44
But just because it is worse than a man does
1:22:48
it does not mean that women should be able to
1:22:50
get away with it. And when I saw this headline,
1:22:53
this made me mad because this is setting a precedent
1:22:55
that women can beat up men. And I don't want
1:22:59
to hear from the Taylor Frankie Paul fans. Well,
1:23:02
first of all, if you're a fan of her, you're
1:23:04
a moron. But I don't want to hear, oh, well,
1:23:06
you know, you don't know what the man did before.
1:23:08
That's what's said about men when everything
1:23:10
about women. It's a double standard. And because
1:23:14
Taylor Frankie Paul is hot, she gets away with
1:23:18
it. But she'll always be remembered as a deadbeat
1:23:23
mom and a sociopathic loser. Reality TV star
1:23:26
Taylor Frankie Paul will not face new criminal
1:23:28
charges. Oh, that's good. If there wasn't video,
1:23:32
I would maybe get it. We saw her beat the crap
1:23:34
out of her dude. Now, he's a loser as well. Don't
1:23:37
get me wrong here. But this is an embarrassment.
1:23:40
This is why the world laughs at us. We allow
1:23:42
domestic violence from women. After multiple
1:23:44
domestic violence allegations. Yeah, here's the
1:23:47
update in this one. Prosecutors in Utah say that
1:23:49
some of the incidents didn't rise to a crime.
1:23:51
Others didn't have a... Oh, Utah said so. There
1:23:53
are a bunch of losers out there. Believe it in
1:23:55
the Mormon cult. Of course, they're going to
1:23:57
side with her. Again. It must be amazing being
1:24:02
a woman. I'm not saying you should commit crimes
1:24:05
and think that women should get away with it.
1:24:08
And I'm not saying that, you know what I'm saying?
1:24:10
What I'm trying to say is this. It drives me
1:24:13
absolutely nuts to double standard that beautiful
1:24:16
women can do whatever they want. They can sleep
1:24:18
with their students, get 20 months probation.
1:24:20
A man sleeps with his student, five years jail.
1:24:23
A man beats up a woman, which is worse than a
1:24:25
woman beating up a man, I will say. The man gets
1:24:27
five years. A woman does it, no charges. And
1:24:30
the women want equal rights. Women go, oh, we're
1:24:33
not treated well in the workplace. If you want
1:24:36
equal rights, then you should be charged equally.
1:24:39
Enough evidence to move forward. The investigation
1:24:42
involved. There's not enough evidence. You see
1:24:44
her being the crap out of them. This is her paying
1:24:47
off the judge. claims from her ex -partner with
1:24:53
both sides accusing each other of abuse and of
1:24:56
course so then charge him as well This new video
1:24:59
came. She threw a bar stool at him. Now that
1:25:04
everybody was talking about the decision comes.
1:25:06
You look at those eyes. She's a crazy broad.
1:25:09
As the two of them continue to fight over protective
1:25:12
orders. There's a court hearing set for later
1:25:14
this month. And of course, listen, I'm glad that
1:25:17
they brought a kid into the room. But can you
1:25:19
imagine having both of those losers as your parents?
1:25:22
That would suck. Taylor, Frankie, Paul, you may
1:25:25
be beautiful. But you're crazy, and you make
1:25:28
women look bad. Oh, yeah, we got 150 days until
1:25:41
the NFL returns. And by the way, it would not
1:25:44
be an NFL offseason without Pac -Man Jones getting
1:25:47
in trouble. He avoids prison and a cop assault
1:25:50
case and got probation. Mm -hmm. Ah, it's an
1:25:55
interesting headline. Pac -Man Jones is always
1:25:58
in trouble. Isn't he? Mm -hmm. He loves getting
1:26:02
in trouble. That's what he's good at. He was
1:26:06
okay in the NFL. He's hanging out, doing his
1:26:08
thing. But getting in trouble. Mm -hmm. It's
1:26:12
his thing. We have a video here. Every time Mike
1:26:16
Vrabel has a press conference, a woman asks the
1:26:20
first question. Yeah, because he wants to bang
1:26:22
them. Because he's a terrible husband. And frankly,
1:26:28
a terrible person. But first, let's let this
1:26:31
music play out. Oh, sure. Go ahead, Teresa. I'll
1:26:47
ask you the same thing. Hi, Teresa. Good morning,
1:26:51
Mike. That's the tale of the game. Well, it's
1:26:54
a large part of the game. I'm Teresa Walker.
1:26:56
I'm the state sports editor for the Associated
1:26:59
Press in Tennessee. I've covered this franchise,
1:27:01
the Tennessee Titans, since they first arrived
1:27:04
in the state of Tennessee in July of 1997. This
1:27:07
is a tough business, I think, for females, right?
1:27:12
Oh, yeah! You know, we're breaking into this
1:27:15
league, and when I got to Tennessee, just trying
1:27:17
to get to know everybody, and there's Teresa,
1:27:20
and she's plugging away, and she's all... Always
1:27:22
right there in front and super attentive. And
1:27:24
so there you go. And here's Rob Gronkowski talking
1:27:29
about if he's going to Taylor Swift's wedding.
1:27:31
You said you have all of these people, big stars
1:27:34
lined up. You always do. Is Travis Kelsey invited
1:27:38
to come again this year? Yeah, Travis Kelsey
1:27:40
is always invited to Gronk Beach. I mean, we
1:27:42
hit it off. That's where we first kind of officially
1:27:45
met, like truly officially met was at the first
1:27:48
Gronk Beach in Las Vegas. I wonder what they
1:27:50
think of each other both being Titans. It was
1:27:53
when the Chainsmokers were playing. And what's
1:27:55
kind of cool is that we reunited with the Chainsmokers
1:27:58
on stage at the Sports Illustrated. People say
1:28:00
I sound like him. The party this year that Medium
1:28:03
Rare also threw when it was at. Oh, I love a
1:28:07
medium reporter house. Mm -hmm. At the Super
1:28:10
Bowl in San Francisco, we were all in the DJ
1:28:12
booth. George Kittle was in the booth. I was
1:28:17
in the booth, and Travis Kelsey was in the booth
1:28:19
with the Chainsmokers. So it was kind of a reunion
1:28:22
when we first truly met in Vegas. It was about,
1:28:26
it was at the NFL Draft about... I think like
1:28:29
four years ago or so it was. Travis Kelsey's
1:28:32
always invited to Gronk Beach. There's no doubt
1:28:35
about that. Yeah, I feel like you guys have personalities
1:28:37
that bounce off each other really well. So Travis
1:28:40
is invited to Gronk Beach. Are you invited to
1:28:43
Travis Kelsey's wedding? Oh my gosh, my lips
1:28:47
are silly. Oh yeah! Yeah, I may or may not be
1:28:51
invited. That means he's invited. And that means
1:28:54
he's afraid of that thing. It's not as an NDA!
1:28:58
It's time for Hoppy's Hoops. MJ to Kobe, legends
1:29:29
in the game Shaq's big presence, true hall of
1:29:32
fame These skills of T ain't playing tame Behind
1:29:36
the curtain, nothing left the same These moves,
1:29:39
man, he knows it all Through scandals to the
1:29:42
court, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll have
1:29:45
a ball Oh yeah! Last night it was the Charlotte
1:29:58
Hornets! Winning the first play -in tournament
1:30:01
game against the Miami Heat. Colby White for
1:30:06
three to start a game. And then LaMela Ball gets
1:30:10
the overtime layup to take the lead. After fouling
1:30:14
Tyler Harrop. First, let's hear from Russell
1:30:20
Westbrook. How about if he's returning to the
1:30:26
Sacramento Kings or not? Mm -hmm. Whatever. Yeah.
1:30:33
Happy hour got that shock and awe. Happy hour
1:30:39
got that shock and awe. Happy hour got that shock
1:30:45
and awe. Happy hour got that shock and awe. All
1:30:54
right, what do we got right here? See what the
1:30:56
future could be. Yeah, I mean, honestly, I didn't
1:31:01
have a job until a couple days before the season,
1:31:03
so I had no... So weird seeing Russell Westbrook
1:31:05
look old. No expectations of what it could be.
1:31:09
I was just blessed and thankful to have an opportunity
1:31:11
to be able to start another NBA season. It would
1:31:17
have been great for me here. If I'm welcome back,
1:31:21
then I'll be back. There you go. Let's see what
1:31:24
we got here. Dwight Howard says he doesn't need
1:31:26
a restraining order against his wife. Here's
1:31:29
LaMelo Ball apologizing for being accused of
1:31:32
hurting Bam Avajale, even though I don't think
1:31:34
he did. Certainly a wild finish for you guys,
1:31:38
but congrats on the victory. Can you walk us
1:31:41
through what you saw in that final play that
1:31:44
led to the game -winning basket and then at the
1:31:45
stand that you guys had to clinch this one? We
1:31:48
drew up a good play, I feel like, and just orchestrated
1:31:51
it, and it worked. Your first home postseason
1:31:55
appearance, what was the crowd like for you,
1:31:58
just the way fans got behind you guys, even when,
1:32:01
you know, on the runs you went on everything
1:32:02
down the stretch? Yeah, the crowd was amazing.
1:32:04
I mean, everybody came out today. It was real
1:32:06
loud, so a beautiful crowd. You talk about Kobe
1:32:10
White just obviously 14 in the third, closing
1:32:12
out in the ridiculous shot. Kobe was great for
1:32:16
us. I mean, he made big plays. He's a big player.
1:32:18
So he did everything we needed. Davion Mitchell
1:32:21
was hounding you on defense in a few of those
1:32:24
late possessions. Can you walk us through what
1:32:26
you were thinking and why you decided to go downhill?
1:32:30
No questions asked. Davion Mitchell, great defender.
1:32:34
I mean, we all know that in this league, but
1:32:35
just had to make a play and try to. Oh, yeah,
1:32:44
I apologize on that one. I mean, I got hit in
1:32:46
the head. Didn't really know where I was. Yeah,
1:32:48
that's what it was. He wasn't trying to hurt
1:32:50
him. I'm going to check on him. So there's that.
1:32:52
And then here is Eric Spolstro, the coach of
1:32:55
the Heat, saying it was his fault. What an insane
1:32:57
playing game between the Hornets and the Heat.
1:33:00
But a talking point is going to be this play
1:33:02
where LaMelo tripped Bam Adebayo, effectively
1:33:05
ruling Bam out for the game after the hard fall.
1:33:07
LaMelo then hit the game winner to eliminate
1:33:09
the Heat, but Coach Spoh said he should have
1:33:12
been injured for that play. I didn't see it,
1:33:14
but I don't think it's cute. I don't think it's
1:33:16
funny. I think it's a stupid play. It's a dangerous
1:33:18
play. Obviously, our best player is out. I'm
1:33:22
not making an excuse. The Hornets played... great
1:33:26
you know and they made those plays down the stretch
1:33:29
we we had our opportunities to win i i just that's
1:33:31
a shame you know all right then something here's
1:33:36
colby white uh forcing the order their slides
1:33:39
are more of two three slides when they get started
1:33:42
we got it 22 seconds left working around miller
1:33:48
fired So there's Brandon Miller making the three.
1:33:52
And then they make the free throws. And then
1:33:55
here's Colby White tying the game. 12 .91. Points
1:33:58
are down by three. White. Oh, yeah. North Carolina
1:34:04
going crazy over here. And then here is LaMelo
1:34:12
Ball's game winner. If they can get that again,
1:34:16
let Bridges just go out on the foul. Let me get
1:34:21
it right here. Here we go. All right. Sorry,
1:34:32
this is not the most professional show. Oh, yeah.
1:34:43
And then Miles Bridges gets the block. Here's
1:34:59
what pissed me off was that the NBA is not doing
1:35:02
any of the local broadcasts. Before, they would
1:35:04
do local broadcasts until the NBA Finals. So
1:35:08
we didn't get to hear the Charlotte Hornets coach
1:35:13
do the screaming. Now, If you've never heard
1:35:18
the Charlotte Hornets announcer, we're going
1:35:24
to play some of it to give a little homage to
1:35:26
him. Charlotte Hornets announcer. Here's some
1:35:31
of his best moments. Oh, my goodness. Jordan
1:35:37
Clarkson almost came in my lap. This is Culver.
1:35:45
Didn't do much of that in Minnesota. That's why
1:35:47
he's in Memphis right now. 22 points for Bridges.
1:35:51
Bojabic. Get it out. Thor took it from him. A
1:35:56
do -over for Bojabic again. Denied. Let's make
1:36:03
a little bit of a charge. Down nine. Uh -oh.
1:36:06
P .J. No. He's still scoreless for four and a
1:36:10
half games. Terry. Pat him right. See if I can
1:36:23
get a better one. If you're listening this late
1:36:24
in the game, you can deal with it. Here it is.
1:36:31
This is what it sounds like when I climax during
1:36:39
sex. No! Get the Kleenex. You know what I mean?
1:36:48
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
1:36:53
Be patient, babe. I'm almost there. This should
1:36:57
be chicken salad. I'm good. Let me get the Kleenex
1:37:01
and I'll go take a shower and then we'll go to
1:37:03
bed, okay? Sounds good. RyanHoppyRadio .com.
1:37:24
The hour will be right back. You probably had
1:37:27
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
1:37:30
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
1:37:37
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
1:37:40
feel like listening to this next song, you can
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skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
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back. A -C -H -I, got a new sound Makin' all
1:38:18
the hoes get beat down Made a big man, make it
1:38:22
change swang Pimps and the players gon' do the
1:38:24
damn thing Comin' in this club, takin' over streets
1:38:28
Takin' over man with the broke down beats Got
1:38:31
em' on charge, got em' on lock Everywhere we
1:38:35
go, guaranteed to blow the spot Messaging some
1:38:37
haters I'm gonna say them gators, oh, well, it's
1:38:40
gonna blaze you. Nothing is gonna save you. Bets
1:38:43
on the streets, bets on the beats. If you want
1:38:46
to bounce, bet, bet, report to me. My city's
1:38:49
shot, town, where I put it down. Ain't no limit,
1:38:52
drop a piece, about a pound. The balls out a
1:38:54
lot, cause you know I call the shots. Stacking
1:38:57
paper like them bacon sodas in the pot. We got
1:39:00
the remix, we got the track. I ain't even drivin',
1:39:38
I'm just parkin' live Pimpin' Slide off in the
1:39:40
club, feelin' madness in the 50s So fresh, so
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clean, a swagger in my lip And what it is, what
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Grey Goose And VIP, I'm puttin' my hands on you
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We got the remix, we got the flow We got them
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drink I want two hot liggas, pimp Smoke, jank,
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smoke, y 'all Keep you safe Smoke, jank, smoke,
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y 'all Keep you safe All on the earth Drowning
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curse Speech all slurred Nothing in my cup Shit,
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it's all good Now I'm hiding the motherfucker
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Making up words Lookin' like men I like them
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light skin Cool at a time I can't walk. I, I,
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Blow the candles out. Blow the all -white phantom
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spendin' that money Like they touchin' the thing
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It's time to listen. Yeah, yeah. Drizzy, baby.
1:52:05
You already know what it is. It's the first time
1:52:07
I'm high. It's the first time I've smoked in
1:52:09
like three months. I'm sorry, Mom. I had to do
1:52:11
it to him. 40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie.
1:52:28
I got you. I got us. Get on the zone with when
1:52:38
shit be going right while I just flip into the
1:52:40
wrong shit. The team that I belong to, the artists
1:52:42
I put on with, don't ever ask for nothing cause
1:52:45
them niggas got their own shit. Me and we feel
1:52:47
like a mouth full of hot peppers. Black Ferrari
1:52:49
with the red seats. I call it playing checkers.
1:52:52
I'm never doing verses. I'm forever giving lectures.
1:52:54
If you're trying to meet with money, I'd be happy
1:52:56
to. Life is better than it's ever been Schedulin'
1:53:00
million dollar meetings with the president Someone
1:53:03
cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison? Got
1:53:06
a new condo, watch me as I settle in I deserve
1:53:09
an MTV show for me and my people And if you tryin'
1:53:13
to zone, I got a whole swish of sweet food Rappers
1:53:15
all liars and they women all deceitful Add in
1:53:18
today, subtract me, I'll never be your equal
1:53:20
Last place, Drizzy, Instagram The nigga in the
1:53:23
lead now Weezy told me just write every single
1:53:25
thing you need down Then he got it for me and
1:53:28
I'm happy as can be now About to start ballin'
1:53:30
like I'm comin' off a rebound Yeah, and I should
1:53:33
have the most braggin' rights Because the niggas
1:53:36
spit crack, bag it tight I hate when rappers
1:53:39
say they tryin' to get their swagger right Cause
1:53:41
I done came with more fire than a dragon fight
1:53:43
You pussy -ass hater, you should do you You ain't
1:53:47
heard of me, then you should go and get a blues
1:53:49
clue Oops, I mean a red clue Wayne's here too,
1:53:52
bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue But
1:53:55
I ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF,
1:53:59
but they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak,
1:54:01
Drake, I hate to see him so sad I could sun you,
1:54:04
see a little me in your dad I'm the same yellow
1:54:07
boy that used to play up on the grass Seekin'
1:54:09
pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere they ask
1:54:12
me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin'
1:54:15
like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me, but Don't
1:54:18
ask me shit about me. And know the game really
1:54:22
ain't shit without me. She might have to pay
1:54:24
me, but I dick her down free. Want to know if
1:54:27
it's the truth, then pull the zipper down and
1:54:28
see. Yeah. I'm gone now. This is my promise.
1:54:43
I'm going to bring that barrel to them bitches'
1:54:45
eyeliners. And what I make up. I pick the bop
1:54:49
up and bop bop, then bop bop again I would bop
1:54:52
bop your friend, then suck up her twin I put
1:54:55
the bop up to him, then bop bop and bop Fuck
1:54:57
and fuck, fuck again. Suck nut, you don't fuck
1:55:00
your unlovin' kin. Now don't rub it in like Luvederm
1:55:04
on a new tattoo. I had to kick my princess up
1:55:07
out my casso. That who never had that dude always
1:55:11
had a black tooth. Even when I was at school,
1:55:13
cause bullies aren't bulletproof. Red -scarred
1:55:15
hoodie too, probably ain't as good as you. Stupid
1:55:18
motherfucker, the only thing in the hood is you.
1:55:20
I do everything good as you know I do everything
1:55:23
better. I get paid for every letter, A, B, C,
1:55:26
etc. Fetch a bone. Like a dog, motherfucker,
1:55:29
I am gone for your neck. Intercept, intercept,
1:55:32
bring it back. Like work in the trunk and my
1:55:35
exit coming up. Yeah, I am headed to the buck
1:55:37
like buck, buck again. Might fly to L .A. and
1:55:41
just fuck her in. Nah, fuck her in. Let's get
1:55:44
bucks again and fucking spend them bucks and
1:55:47
then just fuck her in. If I told you I'ma do
1:55:51
it, I did it. Got my city on my feet. It bout
1:55:53
to pop out. Let's get it. Let's get it, motherfucker.
1:55:56
which I'm waiting on. It is about a minute past
1:55:58
this and I'm about to get shitty. I'm with it.
1:56:01
Money is the it you want me with And I probably
1:56:04
just spit on the chick you want me with And I
1:56:06
hate a phony bitch, only like I'm only thick
1:56:09
And I own hip -hop, if you don't spit, I'm gon'
1:56:11
need fit And I just sold a lot of property to
1:56:14
a buyer And I think his name was kinda like Drake
1:56:16
Drizzy Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers, I'm too
1:56:19
busy to play father And when it comes to the
1:56:21
game, I'm too willing to play harder So harder
1:56:24
I go, there he go They chant MVP when I shoot
1:56:28
a free throw See? I told you I get beat by the
1:56:41
letter like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K,
1:56:46
L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, I don't think he could
1:56:59
go. Wondering when he stop. Bitch, when I be
1:57:02
stop. So I'ma keep rocking to the sheet rock.
1:57:05
Bend in the heat. I send burnt skin. The end.
1:57:12
Young Moolah, baby. Outro Music Outro Music Laugh
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is growing dim, eardrums mixing, happy like fingers
1:58:21
without a brain, skating checks to happy, shoutouts
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hit the street, but soon the sound will vanish
1:58:25
like shadows in the heat. Oh, the happy hour
1:58:28
is coming to a close, radio waves fading like
1:58:32
a wilting rose, laughter and joy dissolving in
1:58:35
the air, but we'll keep the rhythm. Like clockwork
1:58:51
to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
1:58:54
a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
1:58:57
so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
1:58:59
a canyon line Line Empty feet are silenced By
1:59:08
the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
1:59:11
While the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs
1:59:14
He's our daily grind Now silence flowers And
1:59:16
the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy hour
1:59:29
Outro Music RyanHockeyRadio .com And like that,
1:59:58
he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.
2:00:02
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
2:00:07
poop. I'll catch you in the next one. And we'll
2:00:09
call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy
2:00:18
Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our
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broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.
2:00:44
Door is closing.