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OUTRO: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Ho ho hocky. Do we know why isn't this being
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: used ho ho hodki? You think would be a slam
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  Speaker 1: dunk considering how much we love wordplaydeki and how much
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  Speaker 1: we love Christmas. Yes, how would you spell it? H
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  Speaker 1: a u h a U? I think so h h
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  Speaker 1: o h show and then h a u.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you know, yeah ho hodi.
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  Speaker 3: But it is our Christmas and we're not going to
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  Speaker 3: try and pretend that it is Christmas Day?
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  Speaker 1: What did you do to that on Christmas Day? I
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  Speaker 1: was going to catch up with you on Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: J Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Say it's three forty two
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  Speaker 3: in the Mogi House.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I'm absolutely off chop. So what you drop
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  Speaker 1: back on Christmas Day? It's a bit of a family day.
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  Speaker 3: What time did you hit the pass?
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  Speaker 1: Look? What time I'll get up my daughter? Obviously it's
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  Speaker 1: a big day for your kids. Yes, I just need
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  Speaker 1: you remember this, Keezy, Right, when you have kids, Christmas
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  Speaker 1: is no longer about you, okay, man.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, to be honest, I'm ready for that. So
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  Speaker 4: I'm ready to I love buying prisons for people.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. It's It's far better, isn't it
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  Speaker 1: once you've got kids. Christmas Christmas is great when you're
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  Speaker 1: a little kid because it's all about you and you're
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  Speaker 1: a greedy piece of shit. Yes, but then when you
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  Speaker 1: have kids, Oh they love it, Yeah, they do. God,
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  Speaker 1: they love it. My loves it, and she loves being
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  Speaker 1: with their family. So we'll be up at probably six am. Yes, breakfast,
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  Speaker 1: big breakfast, and then you're probably into the mimosas I think,
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  Speaker 1: straight away, bubbles, straight away. White Christmas. Yeah, it won't
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  Speaker 1: be a white Christmas, sadly, but I'm going to be
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  Speaker 1: down in Wellington at my cousin's house in Paddi Mata
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  Speaker 1: I think is where he is, yes, and that's right
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  Speaker 1: on the water, so it'll be out in the lovely
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  Speaker 1: new house is got there. Yeah. I can't wait, man,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm there already and I'm loving it. It's
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  Speaker 1: a great day. Kezy man, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: And she and her Christmas jammys?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, she's got your saying she's got some shocking
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  Speaker 1: laundrte Christmas jamy. He says, right, she's only a way Christmas. True.
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  Speaker 4: I washed her Christmas jummies the other day because it
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  Speaker 4: got to like the fourth of December, she's with them.
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  Speaker 2: Freak hey, she but she's never home, so she had
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  Speaker 2: She likes the rule. She likes it because she's like,
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, I get to wear my Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Jummy And he's putting laying the rules down.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like I'm laying the rules down, you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean. It's not I just said, what if
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  Speaker 4: these are, like you special Christmas planes, you can with
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  Speaker 4: them on them.
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  Speaker 2: Gingerbread men, candy canes and little Christmas trees.
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  Speaker 3: So she walking the fourth of December, she walks into
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  Speaker 3: the bedroom and she ses, I didn't say anything about
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  Speaker 3: the bedroom, No, but she sees her Christmas jammy's folded
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  Speaker 3: on the bed and she's late.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a note on them. Yes see his dear
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  Speaker 1: wifey put these fucking things on. And it's like, yea,
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  Speaker 1: so weird.
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  Speaker 2: No, what happened she was wearing?
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  Speaker 4: No, I did a load of washing and I watched
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  Speaker 4: her jarmis and she was like, oh my god, I
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  Speaker 4: need to get you to watch my Christmas jarmies because
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  Speaker 4: she hasn't worn them for like a year. They might
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  Speaker 4: be a bit dusty or whatever. Sure, And so I
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  Speaker 4: took them and watched them for her, and then I
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  Speaker 4: followed them, laid them out on the bed with a
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  Speaker 4: little note said why are you on it? Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: then it said, hey, don't forget. As soon as December finishes,
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  Speaker 4: these go back in the draw. I don't care how
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  Speaker 4: many days you forgot. That's on you, right, And there's
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  Speaker 4: a picture of a fest on it. Ah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's the one.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Warchy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio Hiarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the Warky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Where on Christmas Day with you her folks, your folks.
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  Speaker 1: No, so my folks.
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  Speaker 4: We always do early in the year because Christmas, well,
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  Speaker 4: my mom doesn't really do Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, it's not a huge deal at our house,
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  Speaker 1: but it's a huge deal to your old man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying about your old man missing it on this. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like that, no, one.
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  Speaker 4: Hundred percent, which is why the weekend before we always
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  Speaker 4: do a big thing, big bricky thing. I always buy
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  Speaker 4: presents and blah blahlah. My brother does too, and it's
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  Speaker 4: a big you know, Yeah, it's a big thing. And
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  Speaker 4: then my mum's gifts have just got like non Christmasy
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  Speaker 4: stuff on it. She hates Christmas, No, she likes it,
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  Speaker 4: but she's just it's her religion that that she doesn't
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  Speaker 4: believe in Christmas good.
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  Speaker 1: But she's happy for the old man to get involved.
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  Speaker 4: For loves it, loves loves the fact that Lucy's Christmas pajamas,
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  Speaker 4: loves all that stuff. So we do a Christmas thing
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  Speaker 4: the weekend prior, which is in my family traditionally is
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  Speaker 4: a mini bike day because we've got these fifty cc
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  Speaker 4: motorbikes that we riding, and my dad still got like
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  Speaker 4: heads from the nineteen sixties and stuff, and all his
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  Speaker 4: brothers and the cousins come around.
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  Speaker 1: We have a big race day.
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  Speaker 4: How many I think there's about there's about twenty bikes.
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  Speaker 4: There's about twelve of us that ride them and race.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are all coked up to the open.
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  Speaker 4: We're all coked o not coke speed speed, and we
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  Speaker 4: just get stuck and yeah, and it's like my dad's
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  Speaker 4: broken his ribs twice on minibike race day.
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  Speaker 3: So Christmas say, you're at your wife's parents and my
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  Speaker 3: wife's parents, lots of food, way too much food.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be washing the spuds. My job's to wash the spuds.
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  Speaker 4: You're out of the garden.
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  Speaker 3: It's three forty six.
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  Speaker 1: We've eaten what state is keesy and I've in a
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  Speaker 1: food comba. We've way too much.
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  Speaker 2: I've started to have beers. I'm now sleepy, as you're
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  Speaker 2: kind of hoping.
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  Speaker 4: I can go home for a nap, Yes, and then
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  Speaker 4: maybe a few beers later, but a soup or leftovers,
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  Speaker 4: then be probably bet again, maybe watch a movie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well for me, I'll be at home. My mother in
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  Speaker 3: law is going to be there, one of my girls
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  Speaker 3: is going to be there, and my other girl is
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  Speaker 3: churning up at midday.
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  Speaker 2: Right, okay, so they're all there now.
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  Speaker 3: So they're all here now.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that must have.
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  Speaker 2: Been annoyed that you just leave and come to the potty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, very And.
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  Speaker 3: I can tell you we'll have a massive lunch, massive
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  Speaker 3: lunch and just stuff our heads with delicious food and
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  Speaker 3: just chit chat, play music, hang out and that'll be it.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on some vapes, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'll I'll be vaping my daughter Millie, she'll be puffing
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  Speaker 3: her little rollies there, and I'll be if and Jeff
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  Speaker 3: and that I'm not smoking.
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  Speaker 1: I might even steal one. I think you should, man, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I see yourself. You feel better on the day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do, sadly, and yeah, it will just be
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  Speaker 3: a family day. Feelers back in the day. Of course,
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  Speaker 3: I just get steamed. But I don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what about you, pegs, What will you be doing?
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  Speaker 1: You can't hear it. I can't hear us. Man, come
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  Speaker 1: come through men, So.
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  Speaker 3: That'll be good. Yeah, and I'll just eat stupid amounts
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  Speaker 3: of ham.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking forward to the Just ask him what
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  Speaker 1: you'll be up to on Christmas Day?
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  Speaker 5: If I told you guys about the time I ate
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  Speaker 5: too much Christmas, yes, and shout it, shout it out
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  Speaker 5: of both ends for twenty four hours straight and de layers.
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  Speaker 1: To go to the hospital and shout out of your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Might as well.
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  Speaker 5: No, sorry, this is I apologize, but I just you
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  Speaker 5: reminded me. You reminded me of there. I remember being
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  Speaker 5: at home and just packing at the ham all day.
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  Speaker 5: You know, we're in that food come of lazy stage.
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  Speaker 2: If you do pick it, you put it on the
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  Speaker 2: floor like a chicken, and you'll just pick at it.
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  Speaker 6: You find that's pecking one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 5: Man. I was just packing it out of the container.
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  Speaker 5: And then later in the day I was playing the
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  Speaker 5: last of us one on Piers three, and then I thought, oh,
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  Speaker 5: what's that feeling, and then proceeded to shout myself for
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  Speaker 5: twenty four hours. And then I literally thought it wasn't
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  Speaker 5: going to end and that was my new life. And
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  Speaker 5: then I went to the hospital and they gave me
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  Speaker 5: a nice clock and I spewed that.
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  Speaker 6: Up to you just got to write it out.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 6: You must have got a bug or something. And then
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  Speaker 6: I didn't neat hand for three years.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what you're doing this Christmas.
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  Speaker 6: That's the plan Christmas, and this time with beers.
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  Speaker 1: Were you going to be?
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to be in Stokes Valley heart where the
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  Speaker 6: fun it was?
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  Speaker 1: So I think I did. My man lived in Stokes the.
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  Speaker 5: Gully there, here's stream, Oh yes, what here street street.
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  Speaker 1: Tacked away a little place there as river that rans
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  Speaker 1: through the side. I don't think there is a good side.
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  Speaker 6: Well that's valid. I'll just be.
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  Speaker 5: Exchanging gifts we've been. I think I'm in charge of
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  Speaker 5: drinks and cheese and crackers and stuff like stuff and
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  Speaker 5: for my family Christmas, yeah man, yeah, bringing the.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just asking are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? When you just don't quit on the connice, we'll.
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  Speaker 3: Do also because you you're probably the same as you.
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  Speaker 3: We do a family movie at the end of the night.
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  Speaker 1: What are you going for?
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  Speaker 3: It's always something stupid like Love Actually or something that's
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  Speaker 3: great serious.
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  Speaker 1: Rules.
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  Speaker 3: There will be six females and one male in the house.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but like to have a shot and say,
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  Speaker 2: Love Actually is a stupid movie.
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  Speaker 1: It's a really great film. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Funeral it's funerals great actually this year.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, don't do it to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Make my god, man, don't do it to yourself. You
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  Speaker 2: try and stop him? Man, all right, he loves it.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, thanks guys.
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  Speaker 1: I recommend Bad Santa, Yes, which I used to watch
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  Speaker 1: every Christmas with my mum. She loves it. Elf. Die
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  Speaker 1: Hard is good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had you're not going to get die Hard
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  Speaker 2: across the line with the ladies.
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  Speaker 7: My mom loves huge Dihard. Yeah, but she's she's a bat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: she's a bad what's again March? Yeah, yeah, it's short
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  Speaker 7: for Marjorie. Marjorie on behalf of the Big Show. Just
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  Speaker 7: a Merry Christmas to all you be.
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  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. It was spread having a great you're a
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  Speaker 1: filthy bask Can we just go for an extra twenty
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  Speaker 1: five seconds because we haven't even made well wrapped it up.
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  Speaker 2: What are we prisents Christmas presents?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 3: You know we found out what we're all doing on
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  Speaker 3: the day.
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  Speaker 1: What else you need? You know?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know what are we doing on Boxing Day?
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  Speaker 3: And wish everyone merry Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: To get pissed up the night before today? Yeah all right,
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  Speaker 1: well I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh this will be honest, bell as you'll do both days.
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  Speaker 1: It's not funck around, yeah, problem saving it for New
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  Speaker 1: Years from the big show. Yes, have a merry Christmas, Christmas,
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: I already said that.
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  Speaker 2: Very Christmas and a happy New Year.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: I love you, say on home alone, Merry Christmas? Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you Filthy Animals. Yeah it's good. She's stick that bit
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  Speaker 1: of audio on the end of this man with the
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  Speaker 1: machine guns?
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  Speaker 4: And can you put like four other quotes from famous
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  Speaker 4: Christmas movies throughout it?
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  Speaker 6: Sure?
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  Speaker 2: And can you make it so the mogi's got like
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  Speaker 2: an alf voice the whole thing?
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  Speaker 1: Sure? Thanks mate, Now, thanks for listening this year, guys. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we appreciate it. We love you.
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  Speaker 3: Bye three Marry Christmas.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: Filthy Animal Animal