Ep. 3 — The Hose
Ol' Beau' opens a brand-new section called Young & Stupid — stories from back when his brain hadn't finished cookin'. Tonight: a party up in the Herradura Hills, a stolen speaker, a white Volkswagen Beetle with tremendous courage, and a garden hose that didn't belong to anybody.
Beau' said the words "I bet I can run over it." Johnny G said "I don't know about that." That is the entire objection. That is the whole speech.
Also on the porch: why Patsy the jukebox plays what Patsy wants, an official amendment to how this program signs off, and a rulin' on city slicker boots.
Do not try none of…
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