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New York Dan Sorry Old Man Nation YouTube Cop Callers The Carpetbagger VS Parody Channels · FEAR MONGERING RADIO

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: New York Dancer New.
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: York Dancer walked into the diner late With a paper
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: cup of coffee and a face full of faith. He said,
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: I heard old man Nation was gone from this town.
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: Then the jukebox hiccuped.
• 0:34
  Speaker 4: And the room spun around.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: Morning paper then he checked it twice found out his
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: big mistake was not so nice dan says very sorry
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: he got it all wrong old man nation standing there
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: alive and strong he's tipping his hat saying son watch
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: what you say Man's mad at cowpoke for the rumor
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: of the day. Cowpoke came grinning in by the pickle
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: barrel stand with a wink in his eye and a
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: mad We'll be right back. says very sorry he got
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: it all wrong old man nation standing there alive and
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: strong he's.
• 1:49
  Speaker 5: Tipping his hat.
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: Saying son watch what you say and dan's mad.
• 1:54
  Speaker 6: A cow pulled for the rumor of the day.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, man, they should forgive me, Dan says, with a bow.
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: I should have asked you directly, not believe Cal Polk somehow.
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: Cal Polk says I'm sorry, but Dan points at the door.
• 2:12
  Speaker 3: Ring fast.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: Thanks next time, buddy, not a tall tale anymore. Dan
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: says very sorry, now the truth's on display. Old Man
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: Nation is laughing at the mess.
• 2:25
  Speaker 6: In the cafe.
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: Dan makes peace with the old man and turns to cowpoke.
• 2:32
  Speaker 6: Next time, keep your wild rumors.
• 2:34
  Speaker 7: In your own coat pocket.
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: That song was written by an A.I.
• 3:16
  Speaker 8: About 15 minutes ago, we got a new freezer, another dense.
• 3:19
  Speaker 8: We got 20%, another 25% off. The $ 900 new freezer
• 3:24
  Speaker 8: was 26 years old.
• 3:26
  Speaker 3: I wrote it.
• 3:28
  Speaker 6: He gave me another one. Old Man Nation ain't dead.
• 3:31
  Speaker 6: That was the first one. New York Dan says he's sorry.
• 3:36
  Speaker 9: Uh-huh.
• 3:39
  Speaker 6: This is your favorite audio addiction. Here on Spreaker, Spreaker, Sprocker.
• 3:49
  Speaker 6: We are, we do put music, we're commercial free. Anti-begging.
• 3:55
  Speaker 6: That kind of behavior.
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: Fear.
• 3:59
  Speaker 4: Fear.
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: Mom.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: Go.
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  Speaker 4: Rain.
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  Speaker 3: Radio.
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  Speaker 6: We spread fear and cheer throughout the world. Domestic and abroad.
• 4:11
  Speaker 6: My name is Jeff and we are live from the
• 4:13
  Speaker 6: great state of Minnesota. The land of 10,000 lakes plus
• 4:18
  Speaker 6: a couple. It's 4 o'clock straight up. September 4th, 2026. Christmas.
• 4:24
  Speaker 6: Christmas is two months away. Begging season is close at hand.
• 4:29
  Speaker 6: Haven't done a lawn since we went to Orange Beach.
• 4:33
  Speaker 6: I do a little trimming of the crimson enclosures. So
• 4:36
  Speaker 6: says Sue Allen. We might do another Porta Potty podcast
• 4:43
  Speaker 6: on the way home. Tomorrow morning, Baron Exposure did some
• 4:48
  Speaker 6: good audio with Old Man Nation. Talked about cop calling.
• 4:53
  Speaker 6: We'll talk about Carpetbagger and the meltdown. Pissed me off
• 4:58
  Speaker 6: the trolls, but... We have these rights. They are brought
• 5:03
  Speaker 6: to the men and women of the armed forces of
• 5:04
  Speaker 6: all the branches. We appreciate their service to this fine, fine,
• 5:10
  Speaker 6: fine country. One and two, when Hitler had to invade,
• 5:15
  Speaker 6: and so did Russia from the other side. Russia, Russia, Russia.
• 5:19
  Speaker 3: We were dragged in.
• 5:21
  Speaker 6: By Japan, and we had a storm in those beaches.
• 5:23
  Speaker 6: Snapping next to those crowds all the.
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  Speaker 3: Way to Berlin.
• 5:26
  Speaker 6: And Hitler took his own life. Valkyrie tried to do it,
• 5:28
  Speaker 6: but couldn't get it done.
• 5:29
  Speaker 4: Great movie.
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: I'm the Valkyrie.
• 5:31
  Speaker 6: The brown shirts and the blind bees and my ex-fiance.
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: They're over there.
• 5:38
  Speaker 6: He's pumping out videos left and right.
• 5:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, we did.
• 5:45
  Speaker 6: Climb all that good stuff. The rat line, blue line,
• 5:50
  Speaker 6: the pope. I pay the field and it's being incorporated.
• 5:53
  Speaker 6: The forgotten war. Vietnam, 58,200 plus gave their life, men
• 6:00
  Speaker 6: and women. The draft dodger up on the hill convicted,
• 6:05
  Speaker 6: and Bill Clinton and I did not have sexual relations
• 6:08
  Speaker 6: with that woman, Miss Zawinski.
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  Speaker 3: Yahoo!
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  Speaker 6: I had never served. I was accused of stealing valor
• 6:16
  Speaker 6: with a Wisconsin battleship.
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  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 6:21
  Speaker 6: By the Department of Old Man Nation. Mm-hmm. Longest war,
• 6:27
  Speaker 6: and then we had Desert Storm.
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: Plenty of wars.
• 6:33
  Speaker 6: Never easy. They docked at the overseas. Guys are getting
• 6:36
  Speaker 6: in a fight, but they're out there forever.
• 6:37
  Speaker 3: The hunch doesn't care.
• 6:40
  Speaker 6: They're suckers, right? Men and women in blue. 9-11 victims,
• 6:45
  Speaker 6: 25 years. A lot of you don't care. I don't
• 6:47
  Speaker 6: like watching any specials on that. I remember watching that. It.
• 6:53
  Speaker 6: Quality wines and spirits and two ladies grabbed my arms
• 6:56
  Speaker 6: and one fell down the other one started crying I
• 6:58
  Speaker 6: had no idea who they were it was a stun
• 7:01
  Speaker 6: the silence of the crying the whimpering the phone calls
• 7:04
  Speaker 6: on that day 25 years ago coming up and the
• 7:07
  Speaker 6: hunch won't go because we're going to play golf don't
• 7:12
  Speaker 6: forget them men went blue like I said men went
• 7:16
  Speaker 6: blue and also the firefighters ambulance all you guys nurses
• 7:22
  Speaker 6: out there But they are the Air Force, the Army,
• 7:24
  Speaker 6: and the Marines, and the Navy, and the Marine Corps,
• 7:26
  Speaker 6: and the Uniform. Balls of this size.
• 7:29
  Speaker 3: We always have oak trees.
• 7:30
  Speaker 6: We always have peace people out there. The busboys, dishwashers, cooks, secretaries, waitresses, warehousemen,
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  Speaker 6: truck drivers, anybody. Do any of the jobs you're doing.
• 7:39
  Speaker 6: The mundane jobs. Burger King, McDonald's, Wendy's, Cervalup, White Castle.
• 7:46
  Speaker 6: Everybody out there. Pizza places. We appreciate all your work.
• 7:51
  Speaker 6: And would you shower in the shower of Penn State?
• 7:54
  Speaker 6: I would not shower in the shower of Penn State.
• 8:01
  Speaker 6: P stood for Penn State. Here we call it Pedophilia University.
• 8:06
  Speaker 6: They're dealing in coke.
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 8:10
  Speaker 6: You see something, say something. Joe Pa got away with it.
• 8:16
  Speaker 6: We stamp the necks of them, send their souls to hell.
• 8:18
  Speaker 6: The chummel is... No second chances. If I'm the leader
• 8:22
  Speaker 6: of the free world, we don't need drugs.
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: Simple, bro. Lop their heads off.
• 8:27
  Speaker 6: I don't care. Boy Scouts should be able to go.
• 8:30
  Speaker 6: Boy Scouts, if I want to go to church and
• 8:33
  Speaker 6: get out of the community, but that's why church is
• 8:35
  Speaker 6: being torn down because of crimes. No one cares.
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: People do care.
• 8:38
  Speaker 6: You see something, say something. If you don't like two men...
• 8:42
  Speaker 6: Having consensual sex. Because don't shower in the shower pen, say.
• 8:47
  Speaker 6: You can't watch to women.
• 8:49
  Speaker 3: Because that's gay sex.
• 8:50
  Speaker 6: And that is not a very Christian thing to be doing.
• 8:54
  Speaker 6: This is a condom. Please put one on. Prevent AIDS, herpes, gonorrhea,
• 8:57
  Speaker 6: needle in the penis.
• 8:58
  Speaker 4: Ouch.
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: All that behavior.
• 9:01
  Speaker 6: Put one on. That's all we're ever asking. Women, marry
• 9:06
  Speaker 6: before you carry. Because you pump out that child and
• 9:09
  Speaker 6: the fathers ran off. Like I said, a grown man
• 9:13
  Speaker 6: in a hot tub one day, you need a father
• 9:15
  Speaker 6: and a dad. Carpe keeps saying, stepfather, he's your stepdad.
• 9:20
  Speaker 6: You only have one father. Stepdad. It's easy to father, usually.
• 9:25
  Speaker 6: I mean, quarters in the backseat, sluts are selected on
• 9:28
  Speaker 6: the couch. Make love in the bed. The cocktail waitress.
• 9:33
  Speaker 6: But when, just because he's all water, no seeds, what's
• 9:40
  Speaker 6: in the water? Like I said, age repeats. I mean,
• 9:45
  Speaker 6: you know, penis, ouch, all those behaviors in that water.
• 9:48
  Speaker 6: When you can't get pregnant, you can still carry those diseases.
• 9:52
  Speaker 6: He's going to mount you at the time of your life.
• 9:58
  Speaker 6: All we're asking is please put on a condom. Thank
• 10:01
  Speaker 6: you so much. Read, travel, meet people. Another thing, it's
• 10:06
  Speaker 6: just not that tough. See the country. Get in an airplane.
• 10:12
  Speaker 6: Go do something substantial in your life. Help out in
• 10:16
  Speaker 6: the Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, whatever it may be. Great
• 10:19
  Speaker 6: thing being a coach. My nephew started a chess club
• 10:25
  Speaker 6: in Burnsville. I think it's still going today. He's in
• 10:27
  Speaker 6: his late 30s. The kite flying thing. Being the caddy
• 10:33
  Speaker 6: master at Oak Ridge was fun. Turning the kids on
• 10:37
  Speaker 6: to golf.
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: Being a friend.
• 10:43
  Speaker 6: Boy Scouts is a shame. It's supposed to be a
• 10:46
  Speaker 6: good thing, but for some reason, people just can't behave themselves.
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
• 10:50
  Speaker 6: I'm going to burn those shoes to the ground. Like
• 10:56
  Speaker 6: I said, those blue laws piss me off. I can't
• 10:59
  Speaker 6: have a drink out on the East Coast because of
• 11:02
  Speaker 6: the Catholic, because all the priests put all the chiefs
• 11:05
  Speaker 6: in charge. Just start arresting them, because if I had
• 11:09
  Speaker 6: my own hockey school I'd love to have, and that's
• 11:11
  Speaker 6: what was going on in my school, I'd be shut
• 11:13
  Speaker 6: down rightfully so. The Corollis, she should be deported. He's
• 11:17
  Speaker 6: dead or she should be executed. Her place was shut down,
• 11:21
  Speaker 6: burnt to the ground. Great to have a hockey school.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: Love to. It'd be great.
• 11:26
  Speaker 6: Minnesota Mosquitoes and you have a skating school and you've
• 11:30
  Speaker 6: got in the middle of a gym, a floor hockey, whatever.
• 11:33
  Speaker 6: It's a sport I love. Safe place to come and
• 11:38
  Speaker 6: have the time of their lives. Not that tough. For
• 11:40
  Speaker 6: some reason, it is tough. People are dying in the ocean,
• 11:47
  Speaker 6: in the deserts, and drowning in the ocean to come here.
• 11:50
  Speaker 6: Not that tough. I understand coming here correctly, but the
• 11:55
  Speaker 6: hunch is spending your money left and right. I'll die
• 11:59
  Speaker 6: on my feet before I live on my knees. Anyways,
• 12:05
  Speaker 6: don't drink and drive. Please call someone, or you will
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  Speaker 6: murder someone.
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: Pick up the phone. Call New York dimwit. Call, morning!
• 12:16
  Speaker 6: Turkey neck. Call her. Scooter was flying his thing around.
• 12:20
  Speaker 6: Told him I got to get mine out. Mine's just
• 12:22
  Speaker 6: under the thing. I understand you have a license. People
• 12:24
  Speaker 6: turn carpet gers and that behavior. So I wonder how
• 12:26
  Speaker 6: she had to take the test too well. She doesn't
• 12:27
  Speaker 6: do it very much, but she was flying around Wyoming.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: That was cool. I love some good... There was one.
• 12:31
  Speaker 6: There was a guy and his kid a while ago.
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: There was a channel. They were flying around. It was
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: so cool. There was a guy who.
• 12:38
  Speaker 6: Gave me a like when he commented he was out
• 12:39
  Speaker 6: in Italy flying his drone. He did some great stuff.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I love good drones.
• 12:43
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's just cool as hell. It's fun as
• 12:46
  Speaker 6: hell to have people fly stuff around. But I like
• 12:49
  Speaker 6: to use drones for other bad things, you know. But
• 12:52
  Speaker 6: I like good content.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: It's pretty cool.
• 12:53
  Speaker 6: It's too bad he doesn't get all of you, but,
• 12:54
  Speaker 6: you know, whatever. It's what he likes to do. He's
• 12:56
  Speaker 6: flying around there. Some good music to it. So shout
• 12:59
  Speaker 6: out to Scooter out there in the outskirts. Call the show.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: Call the show.
• 13:05
  Speaker 6: But yeah, you're going to be murdered by a drunk driver.
• 13:07
  Speaker 6: Making poor choices. This is stupid, man. Look at, what's
• 13:11
  Speaker 6: his name? Hunch was trying to defend Tiger Woods. I
• 13:14
  Speaker 6: don't care. Hunch, look at him murder somebody. Five years,
• 13:17
  Speaker 6: I think it's great. He should never drive again. But,
• 13:21
  Speaker 6: you know, Hunch doesn't care. It's his butt party. I mean,
• 13:23
  Speaker 6: he went and talked to Hunch, but he got arrested.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: Look at Turner Hall.
• 13:27
  Speaker 6: It just pisses me off. He beat someone getting murdered
• 13:29
  Speaker 6: by a drunk driver. When two friends got murdered, they
• 13:32
  Speaker 6: were only... two blocks away from the house in Bloomington,
• 13:35
  Speaker 6: and they were coming back from a motorcycle, a two-week
• 13:38
  Speaker 6: motorcycle trip to Colorado. Back, a guy pulled out at lunchtime, drunk,
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: ran them both over, and they're in their obituaries.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: They were murdered.
• 13:45
  Speaker 6: The guy was pissed, but so what? He murdered my friends.
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: Now they got in school, come back with skin, except
• 13:51
  Speaker 6: they got murdered by a drunk driver. Beautiful day to
• 14:00
  Speaker 6: be alive. You're in fear-mongering radio. I told him, what's
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: he going to call the show, call the show, Leinstein,
• 14:10
  Speaker 6: what's his name, I thought maybe he just visited to
• 14:12
  Speaker 6: help me, he didn't want to call anyone, because I guess,
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: he'll be on the bus, what's his name again, I
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: keep forgetting, Luce Cannon, but I told him, I said,
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: we'll see what happens, who knows, I don't know, good
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: to have him on, so, But, yes, we had the
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: time of our lives. And I appreciate you coming to
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: the audios.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: I really, really do.
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: NFL kicks in on Wednesday. I'm going to go for
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: my heart scan because I have my brother. So I'm
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: going to have a heart scan. On Wednesday, so I'll
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: do my picks on Tuesday. I will be up on
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: Wednesday on this day. I'll ball you along. I made
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: a new thumbnail for my NFL. Changed it on Spreaker
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: and Facebook or books.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: I changed it.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: It's kind of cool. You know, it's really kind of cool.
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: So I did that. I got some emails. They liked it.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: So we get emails at CowboyYow.com. Pissed them off by nickname,
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: but they still listen. It's like, you don't like it
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: while you're listening. I mean, I don't like it. Penn
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: State football, I make fun of it.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: People get all pissed.
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: Well, then don't listen because I don't give two pumps
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: and whatever, you know. But I died my feet when
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: it came to the hunch. Didn't like him when he
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: was a long time ago.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Never paid his bills.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: If you're mongering, just under 70, you know, sources that
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: come in, Chrome Edge, Spotify pays me. Appreciate it very,
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: very much. Oh, next payment can be 115. So it's
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: always nice. It looks like cash. I didn't realize I had,
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: I had so much in my, um, over six grand
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: and that's in my, um, PayPal because I saw a
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: lot of stuff on eBay and stuff.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: What's his name?
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Dave.
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: Want me to do a sort of flexing my money.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about, man? We'll buy a Lamborghini.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: Even if I could buy a Lamborghini, I could.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Just pay the payments. I'm not buying one. I said,
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: it doesn't matter.
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: I said, I'd go with PT Cruise around.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: My fag car, I miss it.
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: Life goes on.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I said, I don't need to flex my money. He's like,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: give me a break. He said, you don't have any money.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: He just drove me.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: I was driving all over the place.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Like, Dave, shut up.
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: Guys, I tried to help that guy many, many times.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: The job he could have had, taking apart cars.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't do it.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: Right next to his house. United States, Australia, Canada. Let
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: my people go! Israel, Brazil, South Korea, Nepal, Pakistan, Portugal, Tanzania,
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: and South Africa. California, Dreamin', Tennessee, Missouri.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: New York, New York. Let me see. Oakland, Grass Valley.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: And new london tennessee knoxville and up in new york
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: new york brooklyn the gingerbread house that's where he's got
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: to go new york dan if you're listening you moron
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: you got to go to the house you also have
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: to go out to dead horse bay okay dead horse
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: bay it's out in jamaica hang on, let's see, where,
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: where is dead horse, horse, babe, it's really, I've seen, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Dead Horse Bay. Dead Horse Bay is on the coast
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: of Barron Island in the southern port of New York,
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: rural Brooklyn. So you go to Brooklyn between Island Rockway
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: and along Jamaica. Yeah, it's Jamaica Bay. Dead Horse Bay.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: And it used to be... Why do they call it
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: Dead Horse Bay? It's kind of cool. You get.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: Dead Horse Bay, how I defined it, Dead Horse Bay,
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: a little read about it. He needs to go there.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: It'd be cool as hell. It's an old trash place.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: And one of my favorite YouTubers, you guys, that I've
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: always said before, Mobile Instinct, keep telling you guys, he's
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: like the Adam Wu, but just cool as hell. Check
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: him out. And also, I talked about last week with...
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: with um what's her name um gen network um daily
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: grace you know we're all using her new stuff she's
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: funny as hell besides sarah soda tim you know whatever
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: it may be so but he should go there because
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: it's cool it's obviously my video place instead of just
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: driving around in his uncle's car you know anyways beautiful
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: day like 90 degrees 92 today higher than hell We
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: got a new freezer.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: It was 27 years old, I guess.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Door wouldn't close, so we got new, and the first
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: one came in, it had a dent in the top,
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: and they said, should we set it off?
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: I said, no, I'm not going to do this.
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: We don't know. So they got one, a little bit
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: down the front, but they gave us a discount on it,
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: but I didn't realize it was that old, but a
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: little taller than the other one.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: So we got a new freezer.
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: So I told her to go through the regular people,
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: not go through the Lowe's or anybody else, and then
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: They're actually cheaper, and they take away the whole nine yards.
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: The people that do that freezer stuff, they said, we're
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: not going through Home Depot.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: We're not sending money down below. I get Lowe's. I
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: get Menards.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: But I said, go to the people that, you know,
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: that's what they do. And they delivered it today. We
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: got all these, boom, boom, out the door, took it out,
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: put that one in, and they were gone within literally
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: 10 minutes. So I'm glad they did that and got
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: that done. So we had to kind of keep it
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: shut with some tape for a while. So they could
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: have got that thing done, but I forget.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: But it was a whirlpool for 27 years.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, my goodness.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: So.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: With the discount, it was like $ 700. But I got
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: it like $ 900. So with the inconvenience and the little
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: dent in the first one, so... But I think we
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: bought that at a scratch and dent place. And it
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: had like a scratch and dent on the back or
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: on the left side or something.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: We bought that over in St. Louis Park. It's long gone.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I think that's where we bought it at. I think.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: Because when we bought this house, we put... We moved
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: the freezer from here to there. We just bought this.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: Just bought this, so we moved it. So, and our
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: freezer in here.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: So, the way she goes, we put a new heater
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: in here a while ago.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know how long ago it was.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: So, things do wear out. But anyways, that was what,
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: the song was Watch What You Say.
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: Let's listen to the second one here.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Hang on a second. Let's listen to the second one.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: Okay, this one is Old Man Nation Ain't Dead. This
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: is for you, New York dimwit, okay? And we'll talk
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: about the dimwit.
• 21:30
  Speaker 11: New York dance, I woke up With a coffee stain
• 21:36
  Speaker 11: I read the morning paper and he called old man
• 21:39
  Speaker 11: Nation's name. He said, I heard the rumor, thought the
• 21:46
  Speaker 11: old boy had moved on.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Then a voice from Cal Poly's porch said, Buddy, you
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: were wrong. Dan took off his hat, kicked us beside
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: the door.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: Said I came to make it right.
• 22:03
  Speaker 12: I ain't guessing anymore. Oh, man nation, I'm sorry I
• 22:13
  Speaker 12: was wrong.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I thought you were gone, but you've been here all along.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: And cowpaws quit grearing like you're fixing for a fight.
• 22:28
  Speaker 13: I'm mad at you for laughing, but I know you're
• 22:33
  Speaker 13: probably right.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: New York dancing is eating humble pie today.
• 22:41
  Speaker 13: Old Man Nation ain't dead and I've got plenty left
• 22:46
  Speaker 13: to say.
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: Calpott leaned back.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Laughing with a horseshoe in his hand Said you wrote
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: the whole announcement, didn't even check the land Dan said
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: that ain't funny while the fiddle started bright Calpott said
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: it's a little funny And Dan.
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: Said, not tonight. Then Nation tipped his cup and said,
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: let the poor fool breathe.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Dan said, I'll apologize, but cowpox on my list.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, man, Nation, I'm sorry I was wrong.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I thought you were gone, but you'd been here all along.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: And cow pies, quit.
• 23:46
  Speaker 12: Grinning like you planned this from the start.
• 23:50
  Speaker 13: I'm mad at you for laughing, but I'm glad you've
• 23:54
  Speaker 13: got a heart. New York dancing is eating humble pie today.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Old Man Nation.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: Ain't dead and I've got plenty left to say.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: By sundown they were seated underneath the county side.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: Nation told an old time story.
• 24:19
  Speaker 12: Cowpaw thought the line.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Dan raised a glass and said.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Two rumors laid to rest.
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: Cowpaw said, next time ask first.
• 24:31
  Speaker 14: Dan said, that might be best.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Old man nation. Forgive me if you can. I'm a
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: stoker living.
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: Legend for a memory in the sand. In Calport, I'm still.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Mad, but I'll buy the first round too. Just don't
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: tell this story like you always do.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: New York Dan.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Say he's laughing at himself today.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: Old Man Nation ain't dead.
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: And the whole town knows his name. No Old Man
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: Nation ain't dead. Dan just got ahead of what he read.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: Some great lines in that, you could put that towards
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: him talking, it just, it is the dimwit, man, it
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: is the dimwit, it's, it is what it is. Anyway, so, well,
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: you know, he's claiming that, you know, somebody is coming
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: on his channel, and claiming to be old man nation
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: the p called marky mark right you know labeled me
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: labeled uh blind views a fake blind guy and you
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: know didn't want to want to put the president in
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: a coffin there was some guy got arrested some gay
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: guy or whatever it's like listen i don't like the
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: hunch you guys know that but i would never ever
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: wish death on the president or any any elected official
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: there's a lot of guys i don't like in the
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: senate in the house they just they don't care about
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: us anybody else working class hunch doesn't care But I
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: surely would not. I mean, he's going to pass what
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: we all do. If he does, he could pass away
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: this weekend in his sleep. And they claim that the
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: Jewish mafia took him out. I mean, he could fall
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: over dead in speech.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: Everyone has their moment in the sun. Dolly went down
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: the road, okay? A lot of people pass away that
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: we all know. As you get older my age, people
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: pass away that are above me. Celebrities, and they do.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: I've never liked to hunch before, but You know, Mark
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: went down the road. Barron Exposure went down the road,
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: you know. Am I lying? Am I lying now?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: I mean, the problem with New York Timwood, he believes
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: everything he hears because he's attached to YouTube. And I
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: love YouTube. I love making videos. I love doing these audios.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: It's my favorite thing to do. If I could do
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: a sports podcast with Zane B. Sports, I think he's
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: 26 right now, and Chris Ranson. If I could be
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: on a TV show with those three guys, just be
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: the lead guy and be Just go back and forth
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: and be the lead geek. I love it because Zane
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: is very smart. Chris Ranson is very thorough. And I could,
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: with those, I mean, Jen could call my show on
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: Tuesday and do football picks with her. She probably has
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: no idea. I used to do that with sweet Melissa.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: She would come on my show, and I would say, okay,
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: Vikings favorite by two. What do you want? And she'd go, well,
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: you know, whatever. I love doing audio podcasting. I would
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: love to do one with Zane B and one with
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: Chris Ranson. Just me and Zane every morning at Speculation Sports,
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: different job or whatever, at 7 o'clock in the morning,
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: me and him do an hour show. You put it
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: up in the audio, and just every day you do
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: a sports show. I love to talk in sport. I
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: love doing audios. I love making videos, regardless of where
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: they go. There's some days I don't want my camera
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: to touch it, and all of a sudden something goes
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: on here on YouTube. But the problem with some of
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: these people, they get so over-emotional. I just saw the
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: title of, what's her name?
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Morning! You know?
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: I know she did the parody. She's probably pissing and
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: moaning about the Yankee in the South, which I think
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: are boring as hell. The Yankee in the South are
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: probably the most boringest people making fun of me because
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: of their they're the dolly going to the dolly thing
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: touching me like he always does wherever else and you
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: know and getting emotional just like carpeger pimped and prostituted
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: dolly part and i talked about it yes i did
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: i talked about it i get it you go six
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: hours back to to pimp and prostitute her body went
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: back he melted down but new york dimwit you know
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: did a bit i listened to that i wouldn't got
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: to he started talking about me you know sitting there
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: It's like, he just looks so stupid. He was going
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: to give money to.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Him or something.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: But I was like, yeah, okay. And New York Tim went,
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: you know, you're just so stupid. You look so dumb
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: because you believe every, even, even the lines crew one says,
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: you two's not real. Look at, look at what's his name.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Carpaker plays a character. Um, I told you guys about
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: Adam the Wolf. For years I told you about him.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: I've spoke about Adam the Wolf for years on him.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Basic instinct. I mean, not basic.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: What the hell is it?
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: Mobile instinct. I've told you guys about this guy. And
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: I've always talked about wonder Hussie. You know, go check
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: her out. Give her some love. What's he going through?
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: Wandering gypsies. Going through some tough times right now with
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: her health and selling her stuff. He's got to make
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: some changes.
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: Okay?
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: These are YouTubers you can go watch instead of Sarasota Tim.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: Watching an everyday idiot ingrained. do stupid stuff there are
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: so many other youtubers out there that you can support
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: i mean i do every day every three days now
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: on my other channel orange beach you can go watch
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: i did a bunch of car shows over there you
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: go watch those and i didn't straight shoot there it
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: is boom boom i'll go to lights you know i
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: go to rv shows whatever i got stuff orange beach
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: coming up music to it i know what's in can't
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: handle reverb I'm using the background, but that's the way
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: it is. That's why I podcast. You know, I was
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: talking to Dave on the phone today about, you know what,
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: the thing he deals with, he deals with how they
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: act and they get all, you know, this live streaming
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: on YouTube has gotten the point. Some chick was live
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: streaming her killing somebody. You know what I'm saying? Live
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: streaming on YouTube is nothing but people, nothing better to do.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: Look at, I saw that, what's his name, he did
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: a two and a half hour live stream over on
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: Blind Views on Nomadic Fanatic. What's the name, he said that,
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: I saw a video, I put the link in there,
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: he said it was banned over on, um, over on
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: uh rumble crushing for it was a very good video
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: about all the haters the dream but we live rent
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: rent freeness that was pretty funny because blind views is
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: you know his whole life is about hate watching like
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: i said i listened to a couple videos i listened
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: to zenith the rise the zenith company just it's a
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: 12 a 12 minute video let's still listen to um
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: what's that one and um oh god um the freezer
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: one out there just to be discussed well whatever but
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: i'm a snapper mow them down toro all i listen
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: to all these companies the bus companies how the buses
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: were made whatever else that's to me it's it's fun
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: to read to help meet people and listen to stuff
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: i'm driving around my vehicle at work you know and
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: the airport i got time i'll pop a 50 minute
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: video on about vietnam what they go through and you
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: know new york dan is so attached that's work for
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: living You know, I got to find time to do videos.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: I'm going to go to the port-a-potty since they're going
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: to report me to the police.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Give me a break. Yeah, okay.
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: Go ahead, man. Go right ahead. It's probably blind views
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: or probably, what's your name?
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Screwbait parody.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: Whatever it may be, I go, okay. I'm breaking the law.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: I didn't mark all that thing up.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, okay.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: I'm going to port-a-potty. But he's a problem with New
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: York dimwit. He just believes everything he hears. That's what he.
• 32:20
  Speaker 13: Is.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: He gets all pissed off. But it is what it is, man.
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: It's just the whining and pissing and moaning.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: Let's see if we can do a carpet beggar. Let
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: me see if we can do a carpet beggar one
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: real quick here. The carpet beggar.
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: A beggar versus the parody. channels on.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: YouTube.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: The Carpaker vs. the Party channels on YouTube.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Blues.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: We'll see if it writes me one.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: But anyways, that's just the problem with New York Dan.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: He mentioned it. Speaking when I did that remembrance of
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: him I saw that they were taking the train. They
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: were taking it east. And I was on one that
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: I do that video. I saw it heading out of St. Paul,
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: heading to Wisconsin. I thought, oh, there's my train. And
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: away it went. So he's out in Wisconsin somewhere. So
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: off he went. So it was pretty funny. I saw
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: it going off.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: So it was pretty hilarious. I don't know. What are
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: we going to do, right?
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: I think it was just funny as hell that he
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: took the bait both times. Bare Exposure, you talked about me. Oh, yes,
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: you talked about me. Bare Exposure did do a show.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: Coming out tomorrow at 9 o'clock. UFO podcast, and they
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: did a really good song about coins in the rain.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: Very good song in there. And then Squirrel Bait Cop Caller,
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: that's in there. So I like that the gen network shuffles.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: Someone said about the next victim, like throw Carl under
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: the bus. What are you talking about?
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: Anyone call a show? In New York, call a show,
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: call a show. Put your voice to a podcast. This
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: is a podcast. This is an audio podcast. He'd never
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: call the show. Would he take my advice and go
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: to Dead Horse Bay and show people and look it
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: up and go see the Gingerbread House? Would he go
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: see that? It's a cool house. It's in Brooklyn.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Would he do that?
• 35:03
  Speaker 14: No.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: You know, it's like going on cruises by himself, whatever
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: it may be, you know. I mean, I went to
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: Orange Beach. Would he go on vacation?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: No.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: He's trying to be the Daily Woo, which he'll never be.
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: The Woo will never be replaced. Cartbagger can act like he...
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: Because Cartbagger, you know... That's his butt buddy. He's, you know,
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: still mourning the death of the, you know, crying over
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: Dolly Parton and calling her body and everything else.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: It's like, really? Bitch, please.
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: But anyways, but that was just kind of funny. Saying
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: he was sorry and everything else. You know, this or that,
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: piss and moan. It's like, well, you know, that's the
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: way she goes, man.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: He packed a bag, currently lying, party channels and kettle
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: of worm. The cart bagger walking through the Chummet stories. Okay,
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: green screen, courthouse, a verdict cheered. We'll play a little
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: bit here, but he was all pissed at this first one.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: The first one's like six minutes, so maybe we'll do
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: the second one.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: It's pretty long. Six minutes, a pretty long one. We'll
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: do the short one. But anyways, but.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: He was sorry.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: But anyway, so let's get into the cop calling, right?
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: The cop calling. Because someone reminded me over on Rumble
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: that she has called the cops before on Nomadic Fanatic.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: She's a cop caller, which pisses me off. It's like
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: Baron Exposure calling Walmart, right? I'm going to call Walmart
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: on you. I'm going to piss them all about Sarasota Tim, right?
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: You know, that behavior going on, right? Let's go see
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: how Sir Tim is doing. I don't know how he's
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: doing these days. Let's see how he's doing. See how
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: Sir Tim is doing. I'd love to see his challenges grow.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: It's hilarious. I think it's absolutely hilarious. Let's see.
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: The Gardens Mall.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Juno Beach. I've been to Juno Beach before. It's nice.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: Juno. Hasn't been that... Let me see.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Let me see. Let me see. 36 minutes ago.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: So he put boom, boom, back to back. But eight
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: hours ago, YouTube channel 100% worldwide. Achieve Unlocked. On the
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: road again. Morning chat.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: 2.8.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: East Coast, baby. Walmart oil change. 3.5. It's over 100 degrees.
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: So I think it's great that he's getting 3,000. That's hilarious. Oops,
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: I forgot to publish. Mm-hmm. So I think it's absolutely
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: hilarious that he's getting up in the 5, a couple 4.5.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: I think it's absolutely hilarious. That just pisses off all
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: the hate, all the truth-tellers, right?
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: All the truth-tellers.
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: Their fifth wheel kept failing.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: So another one lives amazing. Well, it's like, why are
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: you buying those things in the first place?
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Who knows what we're going to do, but.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, someone's calling the cops. Someone's calling the cops. You know,
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: and putting, and thinks that it's, what's his name, because
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: they put it in there. I think it's Beef Stew.
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: I think it's somebody else just doing Beef Stew, because
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: it's just like with me, you know, accusing him of
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: burial exposure and Old Man Nation dying, right?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: So people are all like, you know, all been on
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: that behavior, right? So it is what it is, man. But, um,
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know what we're going to do, right? It's
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: not much. Try our best, you know.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: But, um, yep.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: The cop calling. Blame it on beef stew. I started
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: calling the way we went down to VFW.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: It was short.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: We had a really good dinner down there. He thinks
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: he's too busy doing pizzas.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I agree, too.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: But Russell does stuff. He's going to believe what he hears.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: He's going to sink in. Someone could have put my name.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: I could have called the cops on this idiot, this chum.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: who is in the woods somewhere. It's like, you know,
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: this guy thinks he can change people or whatever else.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: He's the kind of guy he's ripe for getting taken
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: advantage of, you know. I was with people at the
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: airport all the time that, you know, always wanted to
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: borrow money from me. I'm like, no, gotta have been.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, come on, man. No, I ain't borrowing.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Because I used to give a guy a bank. A
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: good friend of mine, he'd always, he had money, but
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: he'd forget and he needed a bank. So I'd give
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: him 50 bucks, you know, right there in the break room.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: I'd say, here's a bunch. And he'd pay me back
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: halfway through the shift. Oh, you got any more? No,
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: I'm not giving you money. This is a bank for
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: a friend of mine. I don't know who the hell
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: you are.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Honey, guess what? It's too bad.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: I'm just not doing it. You're not going to be
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: lending money if I don't know. It's a heartless little bastard,
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: which I've been called a heartless little bastard before. I
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: take pride in that when I'm called.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: A heartless little bastard. When I used to be one
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: of my mom's.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Angel program, we'd sit on the table and they wanted
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: me to donate money to something. I'd ask why and inquire.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: And I would say, nope, I'm not.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Going to do that. And then, you know, she looked
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: at me.
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: You are a heartless little bastard. I go, that's why
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: I'm running her charity. Because I'm a heartless little bastard.
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: And she'd get all mad at me.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: I said, yes, I am.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: I'm not giving money to the poor choices because of
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: drugs or alcohol.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing it.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: But some people just, our prime example, where was it,
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: somebody's in some stop sign somewhere begging for money, and
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: someone stops, gives the guy money. I'm like, I just
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: honk my horn, point at the guy, what are you doing?
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Why are you giving this person money? Why are you
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: giving the dog treats, you know? You're not doing them
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: any good, because that's why they stay in the corners.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: They don't even give money. You know, it's just nonstop.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: It's like, you know, but this is, Russell does stuff,
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: believes that it's beef stew. People love to call the
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: police on people, but don't hang. Don't do a video
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: on these people. If you don't want people to know
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: about this chomo and these other idiots, then don't do
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: videos on them. Don't keep your thoughts to yourself. Be
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: like me doing videos on some homeless person, some chomo,
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: and I'm trying to help the guy.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: I do a video on the guy.
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: And it's going to spark an outrage. Just like To
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: catch a dirt ball, you know, that's a great show.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: And he used to be on TikTok, you know. These people,
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: one was my guy, my age, on a bike in Utah,
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: thinking the guy got too close. He touches the car
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: three times. The cop comes and sees the video and says, hey,
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: you're Mr. Meehawk. He's like, no, guess what? He doesn't
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: have to give you his name. He has to give
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: his name to me, not to you.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: It's pretty funny.
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: Guy got a misdemeanor. Went on a radio station, apologized.
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: You know, he should go on a TV and apologize
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: because he was visual. It's like being a total moron
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: on his bike. You know, it's like if I went
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: to some gas station, some BP down the street, I
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: start yelling at somebody.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: You know, you got it all wrong. You got some supporter.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: I just bitch at people. I've seen people do that.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: There's one guy one time he was putting a.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: Biden sticker on something on a gas pump and i'll
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: i know it's not uniform hey sir i get it
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: but can i put a sticker on your car right
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: now i put my speculation support sticker out you go
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: can i put this on your vehicle no and i
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: said don't put a sticker on the gas gas can
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: i see people putting trump up there i said then
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: why are you putting on there if you leave that
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: there i'll put a sticker on your vehicle he took
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: it off like come on man i'd be a jerk
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: i get it but don't be putting a sticker of
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: biden on there it's not your pump kind of looked
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: at me i'm like i'm just telling you you can
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: but i said can i put my speculative sports sticker
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: on the.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Back of your car i don't think.
• 43:01
  Speaker 16: So you know it's just it's just people get that
• 43:05
  Speaker 16: behavior they think they can just sticker up people's stuff
• 43:08
  Speaker 16: it's like i get it you don't like i'll have
• 43:09
  Speaker 16: to hunch either i'm not gonna be putting a sticker
• 43:11
  Speaker 16: on someone's behaviors.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: You know i'm just not gonna do it but whatever
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: you know somebody's just so stupid they get all.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: I do appreciate the Orange Beach mini golf. That's got 109.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Appreciate that one. That was pretty good. I mean, that
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: was just music to it.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: Appreciate that. The cop caller.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Fake drama. That's got 154. Appreciate breaking. It breaks 100.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: I'll take it. I'll take that.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: But cooking still 53. We'll do a Labor Day. I
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: don't know if we'll do a fear mongering on Monday.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: I was going to go into work, but They don't
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: need me. One, Old Man Nation dies, triggers blind views,
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: probate parodies between the Gen Network and the haters. That's
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: got 232. That's pretty funny. So, the pool one's only 51,
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: but I get it, you know. Port-a-potty remembering Old Man Nation, a.k.a.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: 123.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: So, rest in peace, Old Man Nation. Pink collar found
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: dead in bed, unhappy man. That's got 235. It's almost
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: made a dollar so far.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Huh.
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: The Dolly Parton one only made $ 59. I'm not surprised. But, yeah,
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: people like to call driving around. I mean, the one
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: I saw was the first one I did.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Was $ 353.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: I appreciate that.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: I love driving around.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: I might do one in St.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Paul.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: That was fun. There was a shooting at the Lorain Park.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: Right? There was a shooting yesterday at Lorain Park.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: So, that was too bad. You get to see that behavior, so.
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: I've got a couple good over 100. I appreciate it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: You know, people coming to the show. I really do.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: It's always nice. I get it. You're not going to
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: get thousands, but I'll take 100. If I get 100,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I'll be happy as hell. But it is what it is.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Let's do.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Let's do the... YouTube blues, which we'll do. No, I.
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: Don't want that.
• 45:28
  Speaker 17: Here we go.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: He packs his bags.
• 45:37
  Speaker 18: He's on the road again.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Filming every roadside attraction, looking for a friend.
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: But on the computer screen, a shadow starts to grow.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: The parody channels are putting on a brand new show.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: They're clipping up his footage, they're laughing at his style.
• 46:05
  Speaker 10: Turning every travel vlog into a comedy mile.
• 46:11
  Speaker 13: Oh, it's the carpetbagger versus the parody crew.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: Just another day.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Of U2 blue They're making fun of where he goes.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: And what he has to say.
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: But he's still.
• 46:32
  Speaker 14: Driving down the highway, filming.
• 46:36
  Speaker 9: Anyway Yeah, he's filming anyway.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: With a tripod in his hand and a camera on
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: his face.
• 46:59
  Speaker 19: He's visiting the weirdest spots all over the place.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: But the pale sailboat.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: Guys are waiting for the upload light.
• 47:13
  Speaker 19: To roast his observations in the middle of the.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Night They mimic his southern drawl, they mimic how he walks.
• 47:23
  Speaker 18: It's a digital showdown while the comment section.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Talks So it's the.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Carpetbagger versus the parody crew.
• 47:37
  Speaker 20: Just another day of.
• 47:39
  Speaker 17: YouTube blues They're making fun of where he goes.
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: And what he has to say.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: But he's still.
• 47:50
  Speaker 14: Driving down the highway, filming.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 48:11
  Speaker 20: Is it fair use commentary or is it just me?
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: The biggest battle on the travel vlogging scene.
• 48:22
  Speaker 15: One man's wrong side history.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: Is another man's joke.
• 48:31
  Speaker 20: But the views keep climbing up like chimney smoke.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: The profit bagger versus the parody.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Crew Just.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: Another day of YouTube blues They're making fun.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: Of where he goes, what he.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: Has to say.
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: But he's still driving down the highway, he ain't failed
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: in any way.
• 49:05
  Speaker 20: Keep on rolling, baggers Let the parodies play Down the
• 49:17
  Speaker 20: alleyway anyway There was a hand in waiting wait.
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: You've got to admit, it's a good song. I mean,
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: just typed in the Carpetbagger vs. Parody channels on YouTube Blues.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: You've got to admit, you could put that to have
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: some cats sing that. I'm sorry, but it's hilarious. There's
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: some great.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Lines in there.
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: It's really good. But no, it's unfortunate. I don't hate
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: the guy, but he.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Continues.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'll talk with the trolls. If you want
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: to make fun of me, go right ahead. I'll embrace it.
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: But he's been going to, as soon as I saw
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: that title he did, I'm like, okay, I listened to it.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: I go home and.
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: You know, he had to go to therapy to, because he,
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: you know, he's still, he's mourning the daily woo, you know,
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: I mean, I always tell, when I'm in a video
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: or something, I might say, hey, classic car alert, the woo,
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: you know, he'd always say that, and like I said,
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: I've always been a big fan of the woo, from
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: the first day, you know, I've always liked the guy,
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: I didn't watch all his stuff, but I've always supported
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: the guy, I wonder how I'll support her today, she's
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: out breathing, to watch all her stuff, because she's out
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: doing it, car picker, yeah, but, Don't worry about Pat,
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: because the past few productions did a video pretending the AI,
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: that he put a sticker on the Wu's, on his grave.
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: I knew right away when that was out, he was
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: going to, he got his sister involved, because he believed
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: what he.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Saw in a video. One minute. He believed that.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: He got his sister involved. He tried to take down
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: the parody channel, but just, you know, just like, what's
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: her name's, um, Yankee in the South. What's her name?
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: It's like a little child right now. There's some old
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: videos of her when she was younger. She's a bride,
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: but she acts like a toddler.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: And it's just.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: I don't know if anybody would want to waste their
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: time on Tampa Jay. Even Krista Girl. Krista Girl actually
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: saw a passing production. She actually said she's a practicing witch.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: I'm like, what? You're really going to say that? You're
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: a practicing witch? But he did this video and... I
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: got to go home. And remember, we went all the
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: way back up to pimp and prostitute. And then stopped
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: for one hour to be with Jen. You know, they're
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: getting married. You know, wears red Crocs. And she got
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: a wedding dress and whatever. She's going to have a
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: time of her life. And I hope, you know, they'll
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: film it. And she is, I coined her, she is
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: a housekeeper. A very nice lady. But she's gotten really,
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: really big in the last, she doesn't get out. I mean, she's,
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: you know, she's got her health problems. But it's like,
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: she's a nice lady, but. It just worked for him
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: because she takes care of the house, has her YouTube channel.
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: People give him money left and right. I mean, if
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: it wasn't for whatever the hell that thing is called
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: that a lot of people have, Patreon. I mean, we
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: would learn that. Once you start getting money from people,
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: like buy me a coffee. Well, I pay for this content.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: I want it.
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: I don't want to see this. I have different content
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: on both channels, Dave's. I go, yeah, Dave, both my
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: channels are monetized. I said, yeah, not a big deal, Dave.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: I said, they just kick him on more. I said, Dave,
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: I do audios, you moron. I do them over on Spreaker,
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: and I make them in MP4s and put them up.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: If you're wrong on radio, I do character stuff, Dave.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: It's like, no, I'm not going to talk about it.
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: I don't mention it in the podcast. I'm not going
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: to do any Dave 25. I said, I've tried to
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: help you out.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Many, many times.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: There's a job next to his house. I've talked about
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: this with people. I show up just too well and
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: they put the vehicle on the bed and you just
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: take it apart. I love doing it with my uncle
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: when I got to take something apart. We cut a
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: car in half and make one. We're on our second
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: fire truck. We'll put it in a hot tub. He's
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: going to get a pusher. They want to make it
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: into a... The guy wants to make it into a trailer.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: He wants a trailer car. So he bought it.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: We're going to take it and make it into a.
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: Trailer, a pusher.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: So I said, sure.
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: He's got a couple of buses that are going to
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: come over. One's going to be for Nashville. They want
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: to make it into a party bus, like an open, again,
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: peel the thing off and make it into a bus.
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: into a, what do you want to call it, batch
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: rep thing. Because that's what they have out there.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: I said, fine.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: That's fun to do. I love taking apart. I love
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: taking apart work. Get the blowtorch out and take stuff
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: apart at work and break it down. I love doing
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: that kind of stuff. It's great, busy work. You know,
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: good money for my uncle. I don't do as much
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: as I used to, but also selling computers with my
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: other uncle, my nephew. Get a bunch and he does
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: more than I do, but I do sell and we
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: split it and whatever else. And go over and get
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: a chance to look at it. So that's fun to do.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: But Dave would never do it. He's an idiot.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: But Carthbagger, it is what it is with him, man.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: He gets all upset about what they think about the guy.
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: He goes over on Reddit or wherever else and listens
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: to Apache Productions and believed that that was true, that
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: they went through. He has no stickers, but he believed
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: what he saw on a video. He got all pissed off.
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: He did a whole 50-minute on him. He's got a
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: thing on his arm that he points with, the Daily Woo.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: He was in love with the Woo.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: That was his hero.
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: That was a guy that.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: Going to start is but it's just it's he just
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: literally let go let him talk about you who cares
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: they care about you but he just does stupid stuff
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: in videos and then people talk about the guy you
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: know never really really home gone for three months at
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: a time while the housekeeper sits home getting stuff done
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: and getting ready for the wedding and he goes right
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: back out again you know i think i think they're
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: gonna go he's gonna go someplace different i think he's
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: trying to go to the um north carolina what do
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: they call it on the ocean out there um anus
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: breath put out there a few times but I get
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: it you know it's good hey I'd love to be
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: an RVer man it'd be fun to cruise around and
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: see the country you know and cruise around not have
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: to worry about anything and have money to do that
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: behavior you know it'd be cool to be at the
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: car park every day but you know I'd have my
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: own maybe live with my brother and have to worry
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: about it and come home when I want to come
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: home but he didn't tell me he didn't want to
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: come home he has to be home with her for
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: a couple days but he's right back on again because
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: he needs the money just like when the Woo was
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: around And Patsy Productions would rip because he would, because
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: Patsy Productions would, because before Wu died, he took his
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: whole family to Disneyland. Yeah, so what?
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: He lived in a nice place. He made money doing it.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: And it's like, but he's got to learn to sometimes
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: just ignore the haters. But he gets too emotionally attached
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: to the.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Other stuff.
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: And no one's got to like him because he plays
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: a character. That's what Carp Beggar, he is a character.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: That's what he plays, is a character.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: I've seen this guy enraged. It's wearing a horn, getting drinking,
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: and whatever, and a total moron. You know what I'm saying?
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: You know, and I get it, man. People make fun
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: of me. They call me all these names.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: That's fine. Go ahead.
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: Go for it, man. I mean, the Daily Departure of
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: Mark called me a P.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: The P word.
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: If he wants to call me a chomo, that's his problem.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: You know, call that to blind views. When you're an
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: unhappy man like that. Jealous of the car bragger? Well,
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: I wish I could travel around.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. A single man?
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah. Be an RVer like Nomadic Fanatic?
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: And have a nice, it's a basic trailer. and an
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: f-250 and go see every state of the union god
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: that'd be so much fun and you know get in
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: pennsylvania when they have the little league world series go
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: see one of those games and you're close to nascar
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: track go see a college football game somewhere so you're
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: standing over here in apple valley next to the zoo
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: they have a really nice place you can stay on
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: that'd be a great place to stay for a couple
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: months here in minnesota go to twins game you've got
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: the minnesota river you can go walk around on you've
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: got all kinds of stuff going on you can you
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: know if you're at Here in the wintertime, there's a
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: lot of hockey going on, high school hockey games you
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: can go to, you know, the Wilds in town, you know, whatever.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: It'd be great to go play public golf courses all
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: summer long. Muni's, they spend a month, and I love
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: water parks. There's a couple weird down there in Alabama.
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: I haven't been to one in a year, but I
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: think they're fun. I mean, I'd love to be on one, but,
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: you know, go play mini putt, whatever, you know, have
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: a basketball with you. And you see a park, park
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: your truck in the park and go shoot some hoops,
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying? You know, you have your
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: tennis rack with you. There's a tennis place up here
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: that needs a wall that you can play. You can
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: hit the ball against the wall, whatever. But you bring
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: your basketball. You bring your hockey skates with you. You know,
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: if there's any indoor skating somewhere, you can pay whatever,
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: 10 bucks to skate around in a rink, whatever. But
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: you bring your bicycle with you so you can go
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: biking in any town you're in. You know, you golf clubs,
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: go play a public golf course somewhere. You know, use
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: a dog track somewhere and just play golf, you know.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: What the hell? You know, go fishing, whatever. Go to
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: Maine for a month, get a license, and go river fishing,
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: you know. Get some fish. That'd be great.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: That'd be lots of fun, man.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: But if you put yourself in YouTube, you've saved your money,
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: and whatever YouTube money you make is just extra cash.
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: If you want to go gambling with it, you can. Hey,
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: it's Cowboy on the Road, whatever. And you do a video,
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: it's like three a week, whatever. You just do points,
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: shoot like that, like... the woo did and even like
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: carpenter does you put them up here you know 25
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: minute videos and i'm over here in maine and i'm
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: kind of around the ocean down here showing you something
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: real quick and boom boom the lights up it goes
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: you know cruise around you have 250 cabin half and
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: uh you know you just you have a really nice
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: easy camper that's got your bed you got your place
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: to sit and eat you've got your place for storage
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: in there and you see the country man and you
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: know it'd be great as hell but uh I'm not
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: jealous of somebody that's chasing the money. You have no
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: insurance and you've got to go back to your fiance
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: and get married and continue the road and support me,
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: support me, support me, support me, support me, support me.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: You know, Again, that's why we'll cover that. There's nothing
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: wrong with having a merge. If you want to have merge,
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: you can have the cowboy way, whatever you want to
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: call it. You have a hat and a shirt if
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: you want to buy it. If the money's there, you say, listen,
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: every month we can give a certain charity. Obviously, we
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: can do Helping Paws. We can also do Wounded Warriors, whatever.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: Do you want to give money on my behalf? Let's
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: do Wounded Warriors this month. Let's do Helping Paws. Let's
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: think of some charities we can do. If you want this,
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: this is what we're going to give to you. That's
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: what you do. Because you're very popular. You're making good money.
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: But you're giving money. You don't need to give me anything.
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: You want to send me an email. I don't need
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: any P.O.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Box.
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: You're not sending me anything. But if you want my merch, great.
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: All my merch money I make, it's fairly priced. It
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: all goes to Wounded Warriors program. That's where it all goes.
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: Whatever I get.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: That's what you do.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, I get it, man.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: It's great to make money on YouTube. I'm a capitalist.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: But when you start getting owned by the people that
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: you're with... Well, I'm giving you money. I expect this
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: or that. It's like, no, I'm not doing it, man.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: I appreciate you. Anyway, this is my audios. I appreciate
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: you sharing it, liking it, just liking, making a comment.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: But anyways, let's do that long one, shall we?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Shall we? Shall we? Truth takes longer.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: It's like six minutes long, okay? This is the.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: First one.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 19: He packed one bag for the county line A paper
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 19: map and a borrowed sign.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: Said I'm just looking for a little truth Then three
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: bright thumbnails came hunting them loose.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: One side laughs.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: One side bites.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 19: Everybody's right.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 10: By Friday night.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 20: The carpet beggars walking.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: Through the coming storm.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: While the parody channels keep the kettle warm.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 10: They turn one tale into a Saturday show. Sell the
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 10: punchline fast Never let facts go.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, everybody's talking Nobody's slow But who's gonna tell.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 10: Me What I need to know.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: Oh A cardboard crown and a borrowed bed.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: A green screen courthouse, a verdict chair.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: The host reads jokes from a coffee stain page.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: Then cuts to outrage.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 10: And calls it a stage One clips the lamp.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: One clips the face Both.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 17: Leave a little smoke in the place The carpet beggars
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 17: walk in.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: Through the coming storm.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: While the parody channels keep the kettle warm. They turn
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: one tale.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 21: Into a Saturday show. Never let facts grow.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, everybody's talking.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 17: Nobody's slow But who's gonna tell me.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: What I need to know I don't need a hero in.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 18: A thumbnail frame.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: Or a dancing hero pointing out the blame.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 18: Give me the long road.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Give me the plain reply Give me.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 21: One clean answer That can stand daylight guitar solo.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 20: The carpet beggar's walkin' But he's learnin' the tune.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: Past the prank parade And the laughin' cartoon.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 18: Let the parody roll Let the loud mouths glow I'll
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 18: keep my boots on the ground Where the real facts grow.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 15: Everybody's talking Now I'm moving slow And I'll find my
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 15: own answer.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 18: Before I let it show.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: Pack one bag.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Leave the circus behind.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: Truth takes longer. Loose cannon. What's going on?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: You in the building?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: Are you there?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: Hang on a second.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: Are you there?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: I can hear you now.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: How's it going?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: Hang on a second.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: Do me a favor. Call me back. I don't know
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: what the hell it does. I don't know why. Let
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: me start. I don't know why. I know it. I
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: just did one. Let me start the other day. I
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: don't know why it's doing that.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: I hate that.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: All right, what do I know? Oh, my goodness.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: That was, I mean, that first one was the best.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: We'll get back here.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Hang on a second. It was loose cannon. Hang on
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: a second.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: We'll wait for him to call me back, and I'll
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: call him back, whatever. I don't know why I all
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: of a sudden did that. I just restarted the other day.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: I did a restart on it, so I don't know
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: why I all of a sudden does it once in
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: a while. it doesn't want it misbehaves I don't know
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: why once in a while but I just restarted the
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: other day.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Let's see let's see what's going on here let's see
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: we'll call him back we'll see Let's see.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 13: Hey.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Can you hear me?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, sorry.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: I just reverted it the other day. Anyways, welcome to
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: the show.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Thanks for calling in.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: You still on?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still on.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: I was just going to end it, but I figured
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: I'd call you. I was just playing back some songs.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: I was playing back a Carpetbagger song because he was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: all pissed off about all the haters, right? So he's
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: all upset.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: About the haters, and I did a bare exposure to
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: the song, I think, Tomorrow. Him and Old Man Nation.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: But what's on your mind? Let's talk about the cop calling.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: people calling the cops.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: I haven't been on YouTube, so I don't know what's
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: going on.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Well, what's his name? Russell does stuff, right?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: He.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: Hanging out with some chomo or something, some guy trying
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: to help the guy out. So someone, he's living in
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: the woods somewhere, so someone called the cops and put
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: Beef Stew's name on the report, which.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: It could have been. Oh, I haven't heard none of this.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: So I did the video in my office, just out
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 6: of the blue, and, you know, it could be, because
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: she called, Squirrel Bay Parity called, she called on a,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 6: a nomadic fanatic.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: So someone's calling the cops on his buddy and queues
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: in his beef stew. And I talked to, I talked to,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: what's his name? Um, uh, Carl yesterday. He goes, he's just,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: he's too busy doing pizza, but it's like this cop.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: I think he's really busy with the new business.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: So it's someone's again, just like the old man nation, Bondine, right?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: New York Dan wrote, uh, bought into it, you know,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: and then he apologized to the old man nation.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: It was kind of funny as hell.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I see. I mean, it's getting out of hand
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: when they go, if they're doing stuff like.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: That.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 22: I've laid off for the last two or three months.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 22: It was the summer, and I just had things to do.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: I don't worry about it.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: I don't blame you.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 22: Once you get off of it for a while, it's
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 22: a little more enjoyable not having to deal with it.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 6: I do my audios, but just like Dave25 always talks
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 6: to me about what's going on on his side. I
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: don't care about these people you deal with. These people
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: you deal with are a bunch of idiots. They live
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: stream all night long. That's all they do. They sleep
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: all day. They listen back to the live stream.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: I got too much other stuff going on.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't work.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: So Dave will call me like, two or three times
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: ago and I was doing something, a very dangerous job
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: lifting this tank. It was like 300 pounds trying to
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 6: get it. I said, don't call me. I said, I'll
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: call you on the way to St.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Paul, you know.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: But he was going, you know, talking about, you know.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: I said, I still do audios, you idiot. It's on
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: the Explorer channel. I said, my adventure channel. I said,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: I had a guy, uh, loose cannon talked about me
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: and it kind of triggered me. I said, I got
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: rid of all your behaviors. You know, I said, he,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: he downloaded a couple of my ones I've done before
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: and put them on his channel. Like the woman I
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: was over at the lake there. And I was talking
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: about Arizona griper and these people walked with his Bible
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: and start talking about Jesus Christ. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: I'm like, that's a great video. Cause I'm just talking
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: and they walk over.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: Spill out your beer, get rid of your cigars.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: Like, shut up, you know, whatever. But, um, No, I just.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll have to go back and tell you.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 22: I haven't heard anything about the cop issue thing.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because he... Go listen until he... He's being a
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: do-gooder with some guy, okay, who's this chum.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I think I know he's... I think
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: the guy's called Jeb.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he was in some.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: somewhere, you know, living off-grid, because a lot of these
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: people are criminals, that's why they can't live anywhere, because
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: they'd have to be told. So someone called the cops,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 6: and he was pissed about it, and someone put Beef
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 6: Stew's name, but he believes it.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: Put his real name?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: I'd probably guess, I don't know, but They put beef
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: stew in there, so he believes that, that it's him.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: It could be anybody, but someone would say, but he believes,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 6: just like with New York Dan, old man Nation's dead, right?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: He believed it. He believed Baron Exposure. He believed it,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: because that's what they see on YouTube. They believe what
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: they see. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: Well, some of your stuff, if you just glance over it,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: it looks believable.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: It's not a lie, just as long as you believe
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: the truth.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess not.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: You have to tell yourself you're telling the truth. That's
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: why they've always said, a good friend of mine is
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: a police officer, and he always told me, he.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: Goes, you're a real good lawyer, cowboy.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: He goes, He goes, you could probably be a murderer,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: and I'd have to get you in for the lie detector.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: He goes, what happens, cowboy? People like you that are
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: good liars, I know you're a bullshitter. He goes, I
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: know you're a truthful guy. But he goes, if you
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: were to do something, the longer you take for it,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: you will convince yourself you didn't do it.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: Right, so start believing your own stuff.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just like O.J.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: Simpson, right? Yeah. He didn't do anything, right? People like him.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 22: Well, O.J., he just had to try to divert the attention.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 22: He wanted to come out and tell everybody he did it.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. But he had to divert some of that.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: Just like with Pete Rose, lying there or lying now.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: It's like, did you gamble on or not? I'd love
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: to have him in an interview. Listen, Peter, did you
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 6: or didn't you? I mean, one minute you said you
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: did and you didn't. Which one is it? If he
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: would have came out and said, I did, he would
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: have been forgiven. But he scooted around with that. He
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: scooted around.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people are weird on that stuff. But, yeah.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Rose should definitely have been forgiven. Especially right before
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: he passed away, they should have inducted him.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: Well, here's what you say. I say you put him
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 6: in the Shame Hall of Fame. Anybody, any drug people,
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  Speaker 6: put him in a different Hall of Fame.
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  Speaker 3: It's dark.
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  Speaker 4: A separate one.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you walk through. It's dark, right? And it's
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: dark in all the Congressions. You walk through, you see
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  Speaker 6: Barry Bonds, and it's dark.
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  Speaker 4: There would be a lot of people in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you do.
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  Speaker 4: I mean.
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  Speaker 6: that's part of baseball you put all these people in
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: there and you have to pay an extra 10 bucks
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: to go in there and it's dark, it's got music
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: in my ear right now and you walk through and
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 6: there's the bust of all these people you.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: Got Sosa, you got McGuire you.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: Go in there, here's the other dark part everyone has
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 6: a family member that are dinks, you know what I'm
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: saying and you can't ignore it I have a couple
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: nephews that are just idiots they're not criminals but they're
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: idiots my brother's son is just an idiot you know
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 6: But whatever. But I know some friends are just idiots themselves.
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  Speaker 3: You know?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: You know? But it's like, it's just, you know, I
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: get this cop calling behavior going on. You know, I
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: know that she admitted she called the cops on a
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: nomadic fanatic who Brian Buse is totally in love with,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: you know, just can never stay with the guy, you know?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 6: So it's just nonstop skullduggery.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, if it gets... I don't... I mean, that's
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: too much drama for me.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 6: I don't... I don't... He's pumping a bit every single...
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: Every single... I'm blocked, so I can't make any comments. He's...
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 6: you can only he's just he's i guess he's an
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: unhappy guy he's a hate watcher i listen to a
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: lot of i'll listen to car beggar once a while
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: you know i'm told um what's it i just talked
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 6: about it the guy um dave no not dave i
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: don't watch his young it was the other guy that
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 6: i've talked before um oh uh adam no adam adam
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: who was fun what's his real life he's pretty good
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 6: and i said yeah he's very good no the other
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 6: guy he's um He's, I just mentioned his name, but
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: he's a YouTuber. He's got two channels. And his instinct,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: whatever his name is, I can't remember what his name is,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 6: but he goes around all the time and does stuff.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 6: He's real easygoing. He's kind of like Adam Wu, which
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: is basically point and shoot, you know?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 6: And he's, you know, he's, I can't remember his name.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: I just talked about him on the show.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 6: But anyways, but all the girls.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: We going to have pizza, pizza tonight? Okay. How much time?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: Dinner.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 12: Mm-hmm.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 16: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: We always have din-din. But anyway, so how's business?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: How's life?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 22: The summer's good like that. I just spend more time outside.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 22: I've got more stuff to do and running around.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: His name is Mobile Instinct.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Mobile Instinct.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know who that is.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: If you get a chance, he's really good. He does
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 6: like 15, 20-minute videos.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: And he kind of He does the stuff like Carver Bagger?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah. It's more like The Woo kind of. He's a
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: really nice man. He has two channels. He goes into
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 6: 20-minute videos. He shows his stuff. He's very good. He's
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: been around a while. He doesn't have any money. He's
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 6: just a really nice man.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Give me 10 minutes.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 6: And he's just a very, very nice guy. And he
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: does good. He's really fun. He's really fun to watch.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: I watch all his stuff. The one I talked about
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: near Dan should go to is Dead Horse Bay. It's
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: over in Brooklyn. It's a really cool place. But he's
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: a really nice man. He's got two channels and does
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: a great job on his stuff. Just like the Wu was.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 6: I spoke with Woo all the time.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: You know, and before, you know.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 22: Yeah, I like, his stuff, his stuff was definitely better
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 22: than Jacob's.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: Oh, Jacob is just, you know, he's, he did, I
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 6: talked to him today, letting the parody channels get to him.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: It's like, don't worry about the parody channel. People make
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 6: fun of me, I make fun of them back. It's like, Jacob,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 6: just ignore it. I know he's going to get married.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: Him and Jenny Payne are going to get married. He's
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: going to wear red Crocs with his black suit.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: God, I'm like, okay.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 6: You know, he's back home for.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: A few days.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: I can only take, so, I haven't watched his channel.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: No, he's, he's, Did she ever get her teeth?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: Did she ever get her teeth?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she got her teeth, and she just had a birthday.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: She's a nice lady. She's the housekeeper. She was a
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: fangirl before she met him, so it works out for her.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 6: He was gone for three months at a time, so
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: he came back for a birthday, and I get it.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 6: But what pissed me off, I know he likes to
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 6: go on kids' rides, but people sit there and say,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: you need to check his computer. I told one guy,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 6: and they blocked me on passing production, they said, well,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: let's check yours first. Not that I'm defending Carbagger. He
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: goes on kids' rides. It was pretty stupid. But I
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: told the one guy, I said, let's start checking your
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: computer first. And quickly, I got blocked. If you're going
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: to accuse Jacob of being a predator, then let's check
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 6: yours first. If you're going to make that look easy,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 6: Mark did the thing in my line. That pissed me off.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 6: Then he called me a pedo. It's like, okay, F you, man.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: But if you're going to sit and accuse him of
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 6: looking on his computer, let's check yours first before we
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 6: check carpetbaggers. You know what I'm saying? Going on these
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 6: kid rides is stupid, but that's what he does. he does.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 6: He plays a character. That's the problem with him.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: He's somebody different once the camera's off.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 6: I've seen him in Drunken Stupor. It's already September. Can
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 6: you believe it already?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: Is the weather changing there?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was hot as hell today. It was real hot.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was here too, real hot today.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 6: Orange Beach was hot as hell. It was hot down there,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 6: but it was fun. Went on the ship. So the
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 6: other channel stuff is coming out down at Orange Beach.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: We had fun down at Orange Beach.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: Where was that at?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 6: It's in Alabama.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 6: We flew into Nashville. We drove to Unclaimed Baggage. It
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: was not even a drive down.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: It was fun.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: It was a fun store. And then we flew out
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: of Florida. When you go across from Alabama to Florida,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: you can see totally different two states. Totally states. Just
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 6: not clean, run down. Alabama was very clean. And you
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 6: can tell there's a lot of money down there on
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 6: the lakes. They have cheap tax states that you can
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: just tell. I call it the million-dollar state. A lot
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 6: of low.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's some old money in Mississippi.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: You're damn right there is, because they have low tax states.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 6: And you're close to gambling and the ocean. When we
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 6: drove down, there were some really nice houses.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: We went on the plantation.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 6: When we went on that little tour, they go along
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 6: the river there. There were some beautiful houses out there.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 6: I'm talking gorgeous houses. So people that made their money,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 6: and they cruised down to Alabama. And because the weather
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 6: is tolerable, there's no snow that it's snow of.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: You're on the ocean.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 6: And one guy told me, he saw my Blackhawk shirt.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 6: We were walking in. He goes, and he was my age.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 6: He was a security guard. And he was a little
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 6: nice man.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: He goes, yeah, he goes.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 6: I moved down here. My tax on my house is
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 6: only $ 1, 000 a year.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 22: I know. That's South Carolina. I mean, that's why everybody
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 22: hits the Carolinas. Our taxes, our gas, I mean, everything
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 22: is so much cheaper.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 6: That's what Ted said. That's exactly what Ted said. Exactly
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 6: what he said.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: It's just a... I don't know.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 22: I think all of you, it's just the quality of
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 22: life is somewhat better.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: Just as we drove down the highway, it was clean.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 6: There was not a bunch of garbage. We'd cross over
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 6: to Florida, went into a store, no one spoke English.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 6: You know, just run down.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 6: Run down, just run down to Florida. Alabama was a
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 6: very clean, easygoing state. The food was a little too.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 22: We've got a lot of Floridians coming from there now
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 22: into Carolina.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: I don't blame them because it's just a rundown.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: It's saturated. It's just too saturated.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 6: No one speaks English. My niece used to live down there.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: They're defectors or illegals or whatever.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: But Alabama is a secret place people are retiring to.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 6: You can tell when you drive down. If you drive
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: down from that Scottsboro, you drive past some of those lakes,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 6: there's some nice houses. You can tell these people are secretly...
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 6: Have money. And they're there because their money's going to
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: go a lot longer, you know, a lot farther. And
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 6: it's a very clean state. It's very clean. And, you know,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 6: some nice people. I'd live in there before I'd live
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 6: in Las Vegas any day.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: Much, much.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: I got gas last night, and it was $ 3.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: 58.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: Well, I think.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: I was in South Carolina. I don't know how long
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: ago that was.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 6: And we were driving down somewhere, maybe to Myrtle, Dirtle, Myrtle,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 6: and driving down there in cigarettes for like.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: $ 7 a pack or something, $ 6 a pack.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 22: Yeah, tobacco, because of the, you know, North Carolina, that's
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 22: a tobacco belt. And so tobacco is, we'd have people
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 22: from New York that would come down, you know, from
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 22: the office and we'd have, they'd want us to ship
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 22: them back the tobacco stuff because it was so inexpensive here.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 6: But, I don't know, I was like, You know, like
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 6: I said, I liked Alabama.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: Orange Beach was fun.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 6: It was hot, but we stayed in a two-bedroom condo
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 6: with two king-sized beds, 9th floor, we were looking at
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 6: the ocean for.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: $ 1, 600.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 6: That was cheap. I mean, you look in the ocean,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: we're $ 3, 100 NBC suites.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: An ocean side across the street.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 6: So this was a nice condo. I could live in
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: that condo tomorrow.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: It was beautiful.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: You know, it was nice. It was a nice place.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 6: It was TVs and both. Everything was there. You could
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 6: have Let's say you were a married man. You mean you're,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: let's say you had four guys or four girls that
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: wanted to go. And the fifth person has a couch.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 6: So you could have five people stay in that place
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: because the couch could roll out and split that five
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 6: ways and have a good time for a whole week.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 6: So you could have, usually girls are pretty good at
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 6: going together on that. Five girls go on that place
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 6: and then have the time of their life, you know.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 6: I'm glad you had a good trip.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we did.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: But anyways, I appreciate you.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Calling the show.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: All right, man. I'll call back.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: All right. I'll talk to you later. Again, you have
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: a great weekend.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 6: We'll talk to you. Thank you very much.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: You too. Have a good Labor Day.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 6: All right. There he goes, my friend. There he goes.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 6: A good friend of the show. I appreciate him coming
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 6: on the show. Remember the military in the Army for
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 6: all the branches.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 6: The Air Force, the Army, and the Marines, and the Navy,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 6: and the Marines, and the Coast Guard.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: They're in on uniform.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: Thank you so much for this country. One and two,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: forgotten Vietnam. Everybody out there, don't shower in the shower,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 6: Penn State. Air Force, Army, the Marines, the Navy, Marines,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 6: Coast Guard. Balls, trees, got this fucking class. Put a
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 6: condom on. AIDS, herpes, you don't need a penis, all
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 6: this stuff. Don't do anything to sex. You can't watch
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: two women. Not very good thing to be doing.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: Don't say it, man.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: No offense.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 6: Appreciate that. And don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: Call some emergency. I'm going to get the phone. Okay?
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 6: Thank you very much.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: See you all later.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 6: Bye. Have a lovely weekend. We'll see you on Monday
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: if we do one or not. We do a cooking show.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, we are out!