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When do you stop doing the Slip N Slide · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: You know what today is Tuesday Mega Hito 2.0.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, that too.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is gonna be a hundred degrees today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a lot of pain.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you have to go get a sprinkler.
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, one of my girlfriends invited me over.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, Jordan, the producer, did too, to his parents.
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  SPEAKER_01: Moments ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: But one of my girlfriends got one of those.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like a Walmart pool.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's inflatable, but she says it's going to fit all four of us.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's the it'll do pool.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_01: It'll do.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I know that I'm no small cookie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Neither is Zach.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, her and her boyfriend smaller.
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  SPEAKER_01: But, well, maybe not her boyfriend.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm thinking, is there going to be two inches of water?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because once we all sit in, it's going to be right over the sides.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Go lean back on the inflatable part and then somebody dips and all the rest of the water goes out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like the back bows.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was saying you're laying flat on the grass.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not a flipping slide.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know why?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: My body does not, it's not made for a slip and slide anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: There was a slip and slide at the 4th of July festivities.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, 43.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: There was a slip and slide at the 4th of July festivities at Zach's brother's house.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I, for a second, you know, there's that that 23-year-old Allie for a second was like, am I drunk enough?
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  SPEAKER_00: Now wait, was this the was the was this the proper redneck version, which was really just a tarp?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it was like, you know, staked into the ground, and somebody had a bottle of Don Dis soap at the top of the hose, and they're like, let's go.
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  SPEAKER_01: And baby oil and baby shampoo.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll shoot you right out the bottom.
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  SPEAKER_01: My God, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you so you see why it's tempting, especially because one of my best, my most favorite slip and slide stories is up on Seneca Lake.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was slip and sliding with like a ton of Hector people.
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  SPEAKER_01: And me and Britney Bagley, she used to own Bagley's.
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  SPEAKER_01: So me and Brittany Bagley were slip and sliding.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was on my belly.
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  SPEAKER_01: She runs, jumps on my back, and then because you know, more weight, and we were just down the hill.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it was amazing.
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  SPEAKER_01: The next day, I don't even know if I made it to work or not, to be honest with you.
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  SPEAKER_01: But the next because the story's so old.
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  SPEAKER_01: But the next day, I was bruised.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was bumped.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was it was amazing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you run out of tarp and then suddenly hit the grass and it's like rug burn all the way through?
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  SPEAKER_01: Every time.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you see why my my 43-year-old brain thought of that 23-year-old story.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I get this a lot, especially with the kids.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well my god, I've injured myself twice in the past two years playing kickball.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who's old?
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  SPEAKER_01: The next thing you know, his neck's gonna go out from blowing bubbles.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's true.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like, what happened?
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  SPEAKER_01: Also, Tata Tuesday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you, Taiwan Day, for reminding us of that.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, though, those are.
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  SPEAKER_00: Those are gonna be sweaty tatas today.
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  SPEAKER_01: They will be out today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good everyone from John 3 17 and amen.
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  SPEAKER_01: 1336.
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  SPEAKER_00: He sent me a picture last night of uh a perch that he put on his smoker.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, and then a perch is a fish.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, sorry, you're in the bird family.
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  SPEAKER_00: So if I would have said a warbler was cooked on the smoker, you got it.
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  SPEAKER_00: But a perch is a bird as a fish.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was like an extension piece or something.
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't realize you were actually talking about a fish.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then he sent me another picture.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Then he sent me another picture of a, I think it's called a bourbon dump cake.
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  SPEAKER_00: I respond back.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love the name dump cake.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because again, I'm 12.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, I gotta see a picture of this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hang on a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I was just gonna Google it, but okay, yeah, that's even better.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, actually, he just texted me again.
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  SPEAKER_00: That was perfect timing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hang on a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: While you're doing that, Lauren, um, good morning, everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, Iliana's in here.
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  SPEAKER_01: 3490's in here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Stay cool.
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  SPEAKER_01: We'll try.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, RDM.
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  SPEAKER_01: Never mind.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was lost like there.
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  SPEAKER_00: There it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh smoked perch bourbon dump cobbler.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, bourbon dump cobbler.
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  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
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  SPEAKER_01: That looks like that's like in a cast iron something something.
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  SPEAKER_00: Literally, my response, because I am 12.
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  SPEAKER_00: Love anything called a dump cake.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh wouldn't it be kind of cool to have dinner with them?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, I think it would always be something fancy every night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not even fancy, like smoker fancy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my God, I gotta tell you about Jocelyn, who's the manager at Lowe's over here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I I I'm getting to know these folks a little bit because I'm surprised it's taking you this long.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, right, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: So she calls me the other day because there's a potential project coming down the road.
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  SPEAKER_01: And she was like, Where are you, Scott?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh, we started talking, and I'm like, Oh, I've been eyeballing that smoker from Pit Boss, the new three-shelfer over there, and this and that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And she's like, Oh yeah, she goes, I told my husband I've entered my midlife smoking crisis.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's awesome.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think there is an age where you have decided, well, the slip and slide's a bad idea, but you know what works?
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  SPEAKER_00: Smoking.
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  SPEAKER_00: Standing in front of a smoker for 17 hours.
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  SPEAKER_01: Smoking and bird watching.
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  SPEAKER_01: Once you got to that point.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't quite get there yet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, believe me, me neither.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I hate, I hate, I hate that I constantly see it now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yesterday, oh, do you see that cardinal on that fence?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, what am I saying?
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you see that cardinal on that fence?
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  SPEAKER_01: You saw it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is this is so nice.
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  SPEAKER_00: 4958.
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  SPEAKER_00: They go, uh, you two on the uh you two on this morning already?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be a great day.
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  SPEAKER_00: We are on.
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  SPEAKER_01: I will tell you why, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Been up since 3:30.
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  SPEAKER_01: I sleeping is just not option.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because my dog, he's old.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I've already I went to the gym and got on the stairmaster this morning.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, I have to do with your life at like 10.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, we have a promotions meeting.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, we don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: We don't?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: I talked to Wendy yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's no meetings today.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, everything's done.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm out of here at 10 because I have to take the last three uh pugs down to get fixed at uh Dr.
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  SPEAKER_00: Crager's in Wellsboro.
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  SPEAKER_00: Speaking of which, 3386, lunch?
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: 3386.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's from Wellsboro.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh!
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, lunch?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll be dead.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that would be sweet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, Doug, you want to go?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, that would be awesome.
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  SPEAKER_01: That'd be awesome.
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  SPEAKER_01: You guys at least need to get to meet at a gas station of all things.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's not weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: I