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Revving Up Retirement: "Senior Moment" Film Critique (EILFM Crossover) · BREAK/FIX the Motorsports & Vehicle Enthusiast Variety Show

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  Grand Touring Motorsports started as a social group of car enthusiasts,
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  but we've expanded into all sorts of motorsports disciplines, and we
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  want to share our stories with you.
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  Years of racing, wrenching, and motorsports experience brings
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  together a top notch collection of knowledge and information
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  through our podcast, Brake Fix.
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  After drag racing his vintage convertible around Palm Springs, a retired
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  NASA test pilot loses his license.
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  Forced to take public transportation, he meets Caroline and learns to
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  navigate love and life again.
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  Does he, though?
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  Where did you get that dribble from?
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  IMDb?
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  It makes this movie sound amazing, doesn't it?
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  Just like the trailer.
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  No.
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  I'm surprised you didn't say his vintage Porsche though.
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  We're gonna get to that.
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  That's right.
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  Hey everybody, I'm Steve and I'm busy and we're with everything other from movies.
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  . Thanks for having us.
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  Thanks for coming back.
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  This is one of these movies that we just couldn't pass up.
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  It sounds like a recipe for success.
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  And I think we asked ourselves how in the.
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  Did we miss this gem?
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  Well, of course we're talking about 20, 20 one's.
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  Senior moment starring William Shatner.
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  That's right.
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  What did we calculate?
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  He was 87-year-old William Sha seven leaving yesterday.
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  Yeah, he was 90 years old when he filmed movie.
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  Oh, he's nine.
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  Oh, so he is 93 now.
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  Yeah, even more impressive to pull off.
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  I think he says he's 72 or whatever.
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  And I'm like, wait, that math isn't working out.
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  That's when we started like Googling.
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  It's the Melissa Joan heart effect.
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  She was 16 for two decades.
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  You told us about this movie.
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  That's the only way I know it existed, honestly.
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  But looking into it is like, I don't even know what this has to do
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  with like, Oh, vintage convertible.
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  Okay.
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  Here we go.
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  Never forget.
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  It's got to have a car in it.
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  Something special.
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  And who do we have on board with us?
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  Right?
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  We've got Steve and Izzy from Everything I Love for Movies.
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  And on our side, we've got Mount Mandan, not to be confused with Mount Mike.
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  That's right.
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  We got Tanya from the drive thru and Brad is back.
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  Brad, welcome back.
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  Thank you.
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  Thank you.
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  We are talking about what movie, what is this epic William Shatner flick?
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  Senior moment from 2021.
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  Fresh out of the COVID.
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  Yeah.
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  From director Giorgio Serafini.
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  16?
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  Oh, I'm glad you asked.
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  39 episodes of Orgoglio.
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  25 of Genta de Mare.
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  2011 movie starring Wesley Snipes called Game of Death.
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  No, not the Bruce Lee one.
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  Oh my.
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  A 2014 movie starring Kung Li and Dolph Lundgren called Puncture Wounds.
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  200 degrees.
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  Flashburn, Pegasus, colon, pony with a broken wing, The Tracker.
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  The Tracker?
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  Apparently it's a 2019 movie starring Logan.
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  Oh, not Tracker.
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  I, I didn't look into it.
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  Maybe it's about an alien bounty hunter coming to Chicago.
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  Not the Adrian Paul vehicle.
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  That's right.
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  Or that new show that's after the Super Bowl.
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  This, and apparently it has four upcoming movies, but all of them
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  have Italian titles, so we'll see when they come out, I guess.
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  So what I got from that is, none of these things are quite like the others,
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  meaning the people in the movie that have a relationship to either William
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  Shatner, Or Star Trek, or both.
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  So, right out of left field.
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  Yeah, I was disappointed too.
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  I was expecting Dolph Lundgren in the lead role.
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  Can you imagine?
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  In a slightly different movie.
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  He plays a pretty good old guy.
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  But yeah, it would be more like on the Liam Neeson front
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  than on the Shatner front.
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  Less comedy and more killing.
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  I enjoy the comedic stylings of William Shatner.
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  We're gonna make references.
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  to some of his other shows that he's been on as we talk about this movie.
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  But Stephen Izzi, who stars alongside of William Shatner in this movie?
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  Oh, not a star in this guy, but they're all in this movie.
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  Everyone is in this.
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  Yeah, we have Gene Smart as Carolyn, aka Love Interest.
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  We have Sir Christopher Lloyd as Sal Spinelli.
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  When did Christopher Lloyd, who did I say he was looking like?
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  Christopher Lloyd has turned into the grandpa from Charlie
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  and the Chocolate Factory.
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  Yes, that's what that is.
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  Let's make sure we get his character's name right.
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  Did you catch the full name of Sal?
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  Sal Spinelli?
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  He is Giuseppe Salvatore Spinelli.
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  Oh, he should have been in the Lamborghini movie we did.
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  100%!
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  Also, we have Isai Morales.
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  Do you know where Esai Morales?
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  He's most notable for a lot of things, but in the sci fi world,
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  if we're relating this to Shatner, do you know what he starred in?
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  I don't know, Babylon 5?
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  I haven't seen that.
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  Oh, no.
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  I'll give you a clue.
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  The prequel to BSG.
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  The prequel to Battlestar Galactica?
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  Battlestar Galactica prequel?
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  Caprica?
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  He was Bill Adama in Caprica.
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  And the man hasn't aged since he was a young Edward James almost in Caprica.
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  He was Edward James almost his dad.
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  Oh, I fell off after like season five of BSG.
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  You fell off after it was over.
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  All the spinoffs, like razor and Caprica came up.
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  I'm like, nah, I'm good.
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  Thanks though.
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  Eating the entire steak and then trying to return it.
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  Beth Littleford, Joe Estevez, everybody's favorite Estevez.
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  That's all I really have written down.
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  I saw the Estevez guy, 'cause he was, he was on, on the bus
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  sitting next to Chatter and he was part of his friend group, right?
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  Mm-Hmm?
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  . I thought it was the dad.
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  I thought it was Martin Sheen at first.
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  Oh, it's Martin Sheen's brother.
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  There is such a strong family resemblance between the Estevez's and the sheen.
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  Yes.
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  I mean, I said the same thing, almost like they're from the same family.
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  . I know.
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  Are they related?
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  It's almost like they're all really Estevez's.
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  It's true though.
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  So do we know the relationship between Christopher Lloyd and William Shatner?
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  They both traveled through time, obviously.
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  I'm assuming they were lovers in the sixties.
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  Experimental.
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  It's better still.
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  Tanya, do you know you're a Trekkie?
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  You should know this.
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  She looks just as confused as the rest of us.
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  I'm not aware that Christopher Lloyd was ever in Star Trek.
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  Was he in one of the movies?
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  Oh, cool.
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  Are you referring to Star Trek 3, the search for Spock?
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  Yeah, he was one of the Klingons on the battle cruisers.
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  Nobody would have guessed that.
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  Nope, not at all.
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  There is an interesting relationship between Jean Smart and William Shatner,
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  but it has nothing to do with Star Trek.
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  Do you guys know how the two of them have worked together in the past?
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  Nerd alert.
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  It wasn't on Designing Women.
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  Or Frasier or any of the other shows that she's been on.
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  Yeah.
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  If it's not Devil Rain, that's the only other Shatner thing I know.
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  Incubus?
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  Were they in that together?
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  She was on four episodes of Shit My Dad Says, which starred William Shatner.
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  I've never heard of that.
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  It was like a hot minute thing that fizzled out almost right away.
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  It was the hot in Cleveland of its day.
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  Scraping the depths of the internet for that one.
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  I want to know where Henry Winkler was.
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  Like, what was he doing that he was too busy to be in this amazing movie?
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  Where, where is The Fonz.
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  Fly fishing in Montana, I believe.
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  Amy Oakley.
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  Got a Sandler movie.
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  Yeah, probably.
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  He said, screw you, Shatner.
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  I've got Sandler now.
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  Is Harvey Keitel still around?
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  I think he would have been good in this, too.
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  He doesn't do bad movies.
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  That's, uh, Monkey Trouble starring Thora Birch.
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  Yeah.
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  See, Harvey Keitel's a pimp.
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  It's gonna be great.
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  So we're talking about the director.
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  We're talking about the cast.
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  Did you guys catch the production company of this movie?
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  Oh, are you afraid to chicken soup for the soul entertainment?
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  Yes!
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  I didn't even know that was the thing.
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  What other movies are in their portfolio?
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  They're saving the world.
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  Oh, I think they own Hallmark now.
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  Yeah.
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  It wasn't turn 10.
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  No, it was not, but we'll get to that too.
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  And we're going to go through this movie.
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  That's the unfortunate part.
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  It's one of those movies where the trailer gives you the whole
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  movie in that three minutes.
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  You begin to wonder why you're watching the movie as it's unfolding.
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  And it's unfortunate because careful editing in the trailer really draws
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  you in to what it could be and the potential that it could have.
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  I will say I thought this movie was going to be a lot different
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  than it turned out to be.
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  And obviously we'll decompose it as we, we'll dissect it as we go along here.
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  Again, I went into this with super high hopes.
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  Guys, I know you want to watch this.
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  We're really selling it to you.
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  Don't worry, it's available on Tubi, Crackle, Flex, Redbox, all for free.
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  They will not accept your money.
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  Amazon will, but Tubi and all these other noble services,
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  they'll let you watch it for free.
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  I'm ashamed to admit I pulled a Brad on this one.
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  I spent the 3 to rent it on Vudu so that there would be no commercials.
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  because I couldn't do the Tubi thing again and make this thing like four hours long.
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  Yes, Tubi's not bad.
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  Freebie's the one that like will double the length of a movie.
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  Oh my god, Freebie is unwatchable at this point.
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  2.
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  99 to rent it on Vudu.
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  Or free on Tubi.
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  So yeah, after Chicken Soup for the Soul comes up and Steve can't stop laughing,
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  we see Shatner just hosing down his Porsche with some Mildly suggestive
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  voiceover, and I'm like, what have you signed us up for by watching this movie?
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  Like, oh, you like that, don't you, baby?
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  Oh, get you nice and clean.
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  There wasn't anything mild about that voiceover.
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  He was making love to that car.
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  The best part is I wrote down, nice chihuahua.
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  What?
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  I eat chihuahua.
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  Oh, so bad.
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  Yeah.
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  You're a dirty girl.
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  Beautiful card.
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  We'll talk more about that as we go along because they shot it at weird angles.
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  I was able to catch a glimpse of a couple of things and do some research
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  and kind of dive into that and what its significance is and all this
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  kind of stuff is put on the car.
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  So it's victory, which I never really.
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  Got the purpose of that through the movie, but So here's the thing.
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  They refer to him being like an award winning like famous race
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  car driver from I assume the 60s?
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  That he was also like a NASA test pilot and like a bunch of other things?
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  And I was waiting for him to throw out like Starship Federation Captain and
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  shit too, but it's like, oh, he's done all these incredible things, cool.
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  But you know, he's just chilling in Palm Springs and has his like three
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  buddies, Joe Estevez, Christopher Lloyd, and uh, Charlie Grandpa, that's thing.
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  But I didn't pick up on race car driving.
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  No, I didn't either.
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  And Tanya and I watched it together, and she knows I was taking copious
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  notes while we were going through this.
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  I wanna know why he had a fancy Porsche 3 56 convertible parked
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  under a carport because it's Palm Springs and it never rains.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  But I, I don't care.
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  Like I, I'm gonna have that thing parked in a garage somewhere behind it.
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  Offensive hedges.
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  Or you would think NASA test pilot would be able to afford something a little
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  nicer than my grandmother's house.
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  That house in Palm Springs is two and a half million dollars.
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  So let's be real.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah.
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  I mean, this is chicken soup for the soul money we're dealing with here.
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  Yeah, true, true, true.
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  You can't rent out a Frank Lloyd Wright mansion or something.
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  So what I got from the license plate was First of all, his
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  name is Major Victor Martin.
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  That's part of it.
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  I'm wondering if maybe the name of his ship was Victory or Victory
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  is obvious because he's winning.
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  He's got that sort of bravado about him where he's like, I'm winning the world.
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  Everybody knows me.
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  He's super popular.
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  So it sort of made sense that his vanity plate said Victory.
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  I didn't read too much more into it.
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  Yeah, I can get the old type mentality as to why.
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  I thought it was more an homage to Entourage and Johnny Chase.
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  Oh, man, there were a couple of those shots where I'm like, wait a minute.
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  This is like the great grandparents.
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  This is Johnny Chase.
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  Johnny Drama.
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  Yeah.
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  Vincent Chase.
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  Turtle.
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  Yeah.
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  I mean, there is a little bit of that toxic masculinity running route
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  this movie, which was surprising for basically a Hallmark film.
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  I related that victory vanity plate back to his personality.
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  He's winning.
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  Everything is winning, which is actually ironic considering the
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  plot of the movie as thin as it is.
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  He's losing every time he turns around and his world sort of falling apart.
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  Izzy, this is where you psychoanalyze this stuff, right?
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  Does this film deserve that?
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  Oh, shockingly, there was not a lot of character development here.
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  What is that?
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  I never saw any of that in this movie.
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  Can I watch a different movie than you guys?
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  I don't know.
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  He's an old retired guy with a car right now.
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  He seems quite happy and then he does some dipshittery stuff and gets his license
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  taken away because he's being targeted.
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  Then he drives dangerously, you know, because he's like 90.
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  I don't know.
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  I feel like this is a PSA about targeting old people.
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  I do love how like Beth Littleford is the Local lawyer or attorney.
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  I don't know exactly what, but she's like, I'm cracking down on
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  these old people driving around.
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  Yeah.
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  The district.
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  Yeah.
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  And I love that scene where she's standing there.
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  We'll get to it during the driving test with the binoculars looking like
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  the principal for Ferris Bueller.
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  Why is the DA targeting senior citizens?
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  What the hell is wrong in Palm Springs that the DA has nothing better to do than
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  target senior citizens driving poorly.
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  Yeah, I was imagining this story happening more in Florida since
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  there's large elderly population there.
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  They would have to change the title then it would be Florida Man.
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  It should have been called Florida Man anyway.
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  So you may be wondering, wait, why is he getting in trouble?
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  Well, for example, beginning of the movie, he picks up his buddy,
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  Christopher Lloyd, you know, Sal, whatever, and they go drive in.
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  And then, uh, some guy in an Impala on the hydraulics or whatever showing off.
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  I don't know.
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  He makes some small theft auto joke that I'm like, All right, I assume
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  that was a pause for laughter.
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  Okay, so you understood what he said because we were trying
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  to figure it out a small what?
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  Small theft auto.
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  Yeah, the joke was what do you call a cholo in an Impala?
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  Small theft auto.
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  And then it was like silent.
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  It's not funny.
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  Okay, uh, yeah, I didn't get it either.
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  I was like, what?
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  I'm not gonna go down that road.
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  Yeah, right.
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  Yeah So they test the manhood light turns green Rupee pills out of there and then
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  yeah gets pulled over by the cops and all right First of all, I'm gonna call flag
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  on the play here I don't know that there's a 356, at least stock one, in history,
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  that makes a whopping 44 horsepower, they could lay rubber like that on the asphalt.
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  You dump the clutch.
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  Oh no, he's got a gen engine in there.
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  Oh, oh, okay.
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  Off the victory spaceship.
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  Yeah, got it.
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  It's LS swapped.
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  Were those cars posse or were they open diff in the rear?
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  Dude, 1955.
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  We're not talking about posse.
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  Dan's nerding out.
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  The funny thing is, if you actually look at it in the movie, it looks
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  like they painted the tire marks.
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  It's not even 100%.
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  100%.
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  Yeah, no, there's no way.
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  No, it seems like a tire track, you know, there's no actual spinning of the tire.
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  So all I hear is Marissa Tomei and my cousin Vinny with the paws attraction.
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  Beautiful car.
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  I am trying to figure out which model 356 it is.
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  And I'll get to that as we go along here.
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  So she, when it gets impounded, we get a better view of what it is.
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  Cause I noticed at first I thought it was a speedster, but it's
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  not anyway, we'll get to that.
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  How many Impalas were used in the making or harmed in the making of this movie?
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  Because every time they showed the Impala, it had a different license plate.
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  Oh, you noticed that too?
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  Well, that's just to keep the cops off your tail.
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  It's like the transporter where he's got that button and they flip.
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  He's got the flip, yeah.
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  So yeah, I get pulled over by the cops and it's like a friendly little lady cop
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  who's like, Victor, you can't do this.
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  You know, the DA is cracking down on you old folks doing this street racing shit.
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  And I'm like, what?
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  No, stop it.
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  And that's when I was kind of hoping it was gonna be like a Fast and Furious,
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  but starring, you know, William Shatner, Christopher Lloyd, Joe Estevez.
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  That would have been a better movie.
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  Totally.
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  I was envisioning like a Ferris Bueller thing, you know, with the
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  Ferrari flying over the hill going into Chicago and all that kind of stuff.
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  There could have been moments with this 356.
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  Things could have happened.
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  Shenanigans.
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  Yeah, you were expecting pure fuckery, and that's not what
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  this movie turned out to be.
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  No, no, 100%.
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  No.
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  You know what?
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  This car is in this movie about as much as Godzilla's in the 2013 Godzilla.
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  Well, did you guys at least catch the compliment that he gave?
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  He talked about the lady cop's posterior as she was walking away.
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  Oh, Jesus.
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  This is another one of those people.
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  It's like two hard boiled eggs doing the salsa.
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  What?
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  Oh my god.
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  I mean, again, every joke seemed to just completely DOA the minute it left.
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  Maybe we would have understood them better if we were also 80.
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  Maybe.
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  90.
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  Maybe these are jokes from that generation.
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  Look, we watched it with my 73 year old mother and she
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  did not think they were funny.
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  Oh, well, she's just not cool.
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  She's super cool.
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  Her favorite movie in the whole world is Boy and His Dog.
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  I mean, she's the target demographic, Brad.
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  73 years old.
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  I mean, she is the target demographic, Brad.
• 16:39
  I don't think there is a target demographic for this movie.
• 16:42
  They just cast a wide net.
• 16:43
  Alright, so we got this drag race.
• 16:45
  He gets pulled over by the Mayberry cops.
• 16:47
  And, you know, they let him off with a warning.
• 16:49
  And he just kind of takes off again like a bat out of hell.
• 16:52
  Yeah.
• 16:52
  And he's going to a calendar shoe at the airport with,
• 16:58
  I hope this model got paid well, because as much as she's in this
• 17:01
  movie or just lady in her twenties or whatever, but like William Shatner and
• 17:06
  Christopher Lloyd are just kind of there taking pictures with her and stuff.
• 17:08
  She's an actual actress.
• 17:10
  She's not just a model.
• 17:11
  She's was in a couple of TV series.
• 17:13
  More importantly, my wife pointed out, this is another one of these moments
• 17:16
  where we can't tell how old people are.
• 17:19
  She played the intern who was barely dressed.
• 17:22
  On 30 rock and how long ago was that?
• 17:25
  Okay.
• 17:25
  All right.
• 17:26
  Yeah.
• 17:26
  I know what you're talking about.
• 17:27
  All right.
• 17:27
  Yeah.
• 17:28
  Good for her.
• 17:29
  So she got paid.
• 17:29
  Like I said, not a star in the sky.
• 17:31
  They're all in this movie.
• 17:32
  Speaking of stars in the sky.
• 17:33
  We meet another one here very soon, right?
• 17:36
  Oh, we go to the bar and we see Joe Estevez as one of his bar buddies.
• 17:39
  Oh yeah.
• 17:40
  That, and then we keep going.
• 17:41
  They keep piling on.
• 17:42
  We keep bringing people in.
• 17:44
  I feel like Joe Estevez is like the Steven Baldwin.
• 17:46
  He's the Daniel Baldwin.
• 17:48
  He's the Estevez that nobody knows.
• 17:49
  Like this is his only.
• 17:51
  He's not anything else.
• 17:53
  Oh, Brad, you might want to look up Joe Estevez's IMDb.
• 17:57
  He has been in like I really don't want to.
• 17:59
  500 movies.
• 18:01
  500?
• 18:02
  Oh, absolutely.
• 18:02
  Is he the Kevin Bacon of the Estevez family?
• 18:04
  He's more like the, uh Serving coffee does not count as being in the movie.
• 18:10
  Yeah, he pops in everywhere.
• 18:12
  It doesn't count if he's cast by his father.
• 18:16
  No, moon.
• 18:17
  First off, Martin Sheen is his brother, not his father.
• 18:21
  Oh god, that makes it even worse.
• 18:22
  He's Emilio's dad.
• 18:23
  Uncle.
• 18:24
  Uncle.
• 18:24
  That's what it is.
• 18:25
  Uncle.
• 18:25
  He's a drunk uncle.
• 18:26
  Emilio and Charlie.
• 18:27
  Charlie.
• 18:28
  Arlo Sestavez.
• 18:29
  They're brothers as president Cock.
• 18:31
  This is gonna spiral into a debate about, are the sheen Sheens?
• 18:34
  Are they Esteves?
• 18:35
  Like, oh, they're all esteves.
• 18:37
  They're all esteves.
• 18:37
  Look, every sheen is an estevez, but not every estevez is a sheen.
• 18:41
  Michael Sheen is an Estevez.
• 18:43
  Yes.
• 18:43
  The guy from Good Omens.
• 18:44
  Yes.
• 18:45
  The guy from Toronto.
• 18:46
  Yeah.
• 18:48
  Okay.
• 18:48
  Cause I have in a box, I put a box around it.
• 18:51
  Who is the captain?
• 18:52
  Do you remember the guy playing the piano in the bar?
• 18:55
  And I looked and I looked and I'm like, is that the captain
• 18:57
  from like captain and Tennille?
• 18:59
  Is it the captain from the love boat?
• 19:01
  You know, I don't know.
• 19:02
  I looked on IMDB.
• 19:03
  He's uncredited.
• 19:04
  So who is this guy?
• 19:05
  He kind of looked like Fred Willard, but I know it wasn't him, but it was someone.
• 19:10
  So I was like, Oh, maybe he's in one of those Christopher guest movies
• 19:13
  and I just don't know their name.
• 19:14
  But there was a moment where we went back to the bar for like no reason.
• 19:18
  And again, the captain's playing on his Casio keyboard.
• 19:21
  So the captain is dead from captain and steel.
• 19:24
  Daryl dragon died in 2019.
• 19:26
  His name was Daryl dragon.
• 19:28
  Captain dragon, captain dragon.
• 19:30
  Really?
• 19:31
  So that was the guy in the movie.
• 19:33
  No, the movie was made 20.
• 19:35
  Something else, right?
• 19:36
  He died in 1984 or something.
• 19:37
  It was his ghost.
• 19:39
  What had to have been filmed in like 2019, because one of the other
• 19:42
  characters, the guy that was on The Rascal, the old guy that lost his
• 19:44
  Cadillac, he died in 2020 as well.
• 19:46
  That guy has a credit.
• 19:48
  His name is like Ted Wallace in IMDb.
• 19:51
  But the captain at the bar doesn't have a credit?
• 19:53
  I don't get it.
• 19:54
  How rude is it that he's playing piano?
• 19:56
  He's undercredited.
• 19:57
  The captain at the bar had his name removed from this movie.
• 20:00
  He thinks he's Her rear is going places and he doesn't
• 20:04
  need this bringing him down.
• 20:05
  Please respect his privacy.
• 20:07
  His name was Sidney Sweeney.
• 20:10
  Oh god.
• 20:12
  All right.
• 20:13
  Hey, what the hell happens?
• 20:14
  Um, oh, that's right.
• 20:15
  He invites the model, like, meet up at the bar or whatever too, and she shows up
• 20:19
  and I'm like, get the fuck out of here.
• 20:20
  No, no way.
• 20:21
  Okay, so they're at the bar and then, like, The, I don't know, the owner
• 20:24
  of the bar or whatever is like, uh, I want to dedicate this next bit
• 20:28
  to a huge blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 20:30
  Basically, I was so scared Shatner was about to do one of his spoken word musical
• 20:34
  numbers when he was called up to stage.
• 20:36
  This movie could have been Shatner's version.
• 20:39
  Of my name is Bruce little tidbits from everything he's ever done.
• 20:42
  Can you imagine him standing up there doing the anchorman flaming
• 20:46
  flute and singing rocket man?
• 20:48
  I mean, Come on, dude, that would have been a space cowboy, but you weren't
• 20:53
  ready for that, but that doesn't happen.
• 20:55
  He just kind of goes up and says, Hey, thanks.
• 20:57
  Great to be here.
• 20:58
  I love this bar.
• 21:00
  Woo.
• 21:00
  And then sits back down.
• 21:01
  I'm like, boo, we want rocket man.
• 21:08
  It reminded me of I'm Commander Shepard and this is my
• 21:10
  favorite store on the Citadel.
• 21:14
  I know exactly what you're talking about.
• 21:17
  Oh, that's some video game nerd right there.
• 21:19
  It's deep.
• 21:20
  Yeah.
• 21:20
  So we cut tonight again.
• 21:22
  He's driving home.
• 21:23
  Oh, look, it's the guy in the Impala again.
• 21:25
  I don't know.
• 21:25
  Calls him a dipshit.
• 21:26
  And I'm like, well, that's uncalled for.
• 21:28
  I laughed at that because William Shatner saying that word.
• 21:32
  I don't know.
• 21:32
  is funny.
• 21:33
  Think about it.
• 21:34
  Dipshit.
• 21:34
  Dipshit.
• 21:35
  It's like they would make an entire show called dumb shit my dad says
• 21:39
  or whatever you said earlier.
• 21:40
  But then I have these fantasies of him being on the Enterprise and turning
• 21:44
  to bones and calling him a dipshit.
• 21:46
  Like, how cool would that have been?
• 21:50
  Things you wish happened back in the day.
• 21:55
  Star Trek would have been a lot better if you did that.
• 21:59
  So what do you call a Vulcan driving an Impala?
• 22:04
  Yeah.
• 22:04
  So, yeah, they.
• 22:05
  race.
• 22:06
  He spins out and damn near takes out like an entire restaurant.
• 22:10
  That's right.
• 22:11
  It's the cuckoo cafe or whatever.
• 22:12
  As soon as they start racing, Steve's like, and they take out a farmer's market.
• 22:17
  Yeah, right.
• 22:18
  The farmer's market.
• 22:20
  Why are there so many kids in the school right now?
• 22:23
  We have Palm Springs confused with Florida.
• 22:25
  Yeah, where were all the children?
• 22:27
  Right?
• 22:27
  Florida Man's going to be the sequel.
• 22:29
  The whole spin out when they're racing, the first thing came to my mind.
• 22:34
  Was the way they painted the Corvair back in the day.
• 22:37
  Yeah, no, Tanya is 100 percent right.
• 22:38
  The first question was, how?
• 22:40
  Again, this car has like 44 horsepower.
• 22:43
  It also weighs like 300 pounds.
• 22:45
  When he first makes the turn, you can see the car is stopping.
• 22:48
  And then all of a sudden they're spinning.
• 22:50
  I just love the hands off the wheel.
• 22:52
  Everybody's screaming at everybody.
• 22:53
  When the hands are off the wheel and stuff, I'm like, well, maybe
• 22:56
  that district attorney has a point.
• 22:58
  Right?
• 22:59
  Yeah, it's like, Jesus take the wheel a little bit?
• 23:01
  So then we cut to the trial and he's like, Yeah, I'm just gonna represent myself.
• 23:04
  Everybody loves me around here.
• 23:06
  I'm gonna call my buddy to the stand and that'll be a good character witness.
• 23:11
  We got like a five minute scene of him like, recapping how they met square
• 23:14
  dancing class back in 19 diggity two.
• 23:17
  With Denny Crane.
• 23:18
  The whole time I'm like, Denny Crane.
• 23:20
  Jenny Crane.
• 23:21
  This was the Boston legal scene.
• 23:23
  This was the moment for James Spader.
• 23:26
  Oh, shit.
• 23:26
  Yes.
• 23:27
  We're spader to come out as opposing counsel.
• 23:30
  Yes.
• 23:30
  Where is James Spader?
• 23:32
  Oh, Spader was cracking down on Old Fogies.
• 23:35
  again.
• 23:35
  This could've been amazing.
• 23:37
  That would've made a lot more sense.
• 23:38
  He's too weird for this movie.
• 23:41
  . Yeah, there've been different.
• 23:42
  Weird sexual energy, like, oh yeah.
• 23:44
  Gene Smart's.
• 23:45
  Definitely Banging.
• 23:46
  James Spader.
• 23:47
  Yeah.
• 23:47
  Oh yeah.
• 23:48
  Andy Sy Morales.
• 23:49
  Well, that was confusing too.
• 23:51
  All right.
• 23:51
  So he goes to court.
• 23:52
  We have our Denny Crane moment, a little Boston legal nod there.
• 23:56
  I was really expecting just amazingness to happen here and let down.
• 24:02
  Cause then, yeah, they just pulled the video and like, is that you driving that
• 24:04
  car with your hands in the back seat?
• 24:07
  And like, uh, the judge wants him to decide to take his license.
• 24:11
  But the thing about for me is the fact they impound his car and
• 24:14
  won't let him get his car back just because he doesn't have his license.
• 24:16
  I've never heard of that anywhere before.
• 24:19
  It didn't seem like any of his friends had their license either.
• 24:21
  So nobody could drive it.
• 24:22
  The only guy that had a license in this was the dude on that mobility.
• 24:26
  Well, it says that's why he was on the mobility scooter.
• 24:29
  We'll get back to that too.
• 24:31
  Cadillac.
• 24:32
  Remember?
• 24:32
  Yeah.
• 24:33
  Yeah.
• 24:33
  Yeah.
• 24:33
  They revoke his license and apparently repo his car, which seems unnecessary.
• 24:38
  It's a little extreme, but they're like, Hey, you can retest in
• 24:41
  30 days or something, if you.
• 24:45
  But I don't think they can hold his property unless he like killed someone.
• 24:50
  Right.
• 24:51
  So who's the resident lawyer on the call?
• 24:52
  I've only played one on tv.
• 24:54
  Dan, you know the laws , . Not in California, apparently.
• 24:58
  . So this courtroom scene is also where Christopher Lloyd gets
• 25:01
  a big chunk of acting time.
• 25:03
  Let's just say we learn his real.
• 25:05
  Giuseppe Salvatore Spinelli and all that but to your point from before
• 25:09
  where you said he reminded you of Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate
• 25:12
  Factory's uncle This is where I went.
• 25:16
  Oh my god, Christopher Lloyd is reprising his role from taxi He was almost exactly
• 25:21
  the same character and I was expecting him to do like the whole bit Like have
• 25:25
  you ever seen the old taxi episode where they're taking the driving test?
• 25:28
  Especially because this movie has a driving test in it What
• 25:31
  does the yellow light mean?
• 25:32
  Slow down.
• 25:33
  What does right.
• 25:35
  You know, that whole bit that they didn't taxi.
• 25:37
  So like, that's who I saw when I looked at, I was like, Oh my God, it's
• 25:40
  like the self fulfilling prophecy.
• 25:43
  Nope.
• 25:44
  Just Shannon.
• 25:45
  Oh, but we're also introduced rock Kendall Brock.
• 25:48
  Oh, was it B rock?
• 25:49
  It's rock.
• 25:50
  B rock.
• 25:51
  I thought it was just rock.
• 25:51
  And I'm like, that's just wrong.
• 25:53
  According to IMDB, it's R O C K.
• 25:56
  There's no B.
• 25:57
  Oh, all right then.
• 25:58
  Brock the rock.
• 25:59
  That's even worse.
• 26:00
  But he like offers his car like, Hey, I came to help you get your
• 26:03
  license back, blah, blah, blah.
• 26:05
  But there's a great line here because B rock Kendall is telling him
• 26:09
  about how he's got this whole plan.
• 26:10
  I can get you your car back and you'll pass the test in 30 days and
• 26:13
  I can train you and this and that.
• 26:14
  And Shatner says, I wrote this down cause I thought it was one of the best quotes.
• 26:17
  Cheap suit, white sneakers.
• 26:19
  Who dresses like that?
• 26:20
  I don't trust him as far as I can spit.
• 26:22
  All right.
• 26:23
  That's funny.
• 26:23
  I'm good with that.
• 26:24
  You know, a little bit of humor there.
• 26:26
  Thing was how he handed Shatner his business card.
• 26:28
  It's like he was transitioning drugs over to it.
• 26:30
  Oh my God.
• 26:31
  I thought it was better called Saul.
• 26:33
  Yeah.
• 26:33
  Yeah.
• 26:34
  The little weird handshake.
• 26:35
  Keep it down.
• 26:35
  Keep it down.
• 26:36
  I can't see that have the DAC in this, you know, he has to like start taking
• 26:39
  taxis, but of course taxis are 40 bucks.
• 26:42
  Now we're taking taxis home.
• 26:43
  We do see the mobility scooter guy.
• 26:45
  Which then I asked the question to my wife, I said, Is there
• 26:48
  a point in your life that you let your eyebrows get that big?
• 26:51
  Like, I don't understand!
• 26:53
  Everybody else is like, well coiffed and well groomed for as old as And
• 26:57
  this guy was like, tarantula eyebrows.
• 26:59
  Maybe it was the breeze of the open road in a drop top car, and
• 27:03
  now that he no longer has it, doesn't maintain his brow length.
• 27:06
  They were majestic, but also scary at the same time.
• 27:10
  You know it's a really good movie, folks, when you're Fixating on people's eyebrows.
• 27:16
  All right, so we cut to a bar.
• 27:18
  Here we go.
• 27:19
  And Shatner's with this model chick.
• 27:21
  Never got her name.
• 27:22
  Sorry, I always have her as model in there.
• 27:24
  Basically, I said, why do you chase younger girls?
• 27:26
  And I'm like, is that a real question?
• 27:29
  Oh, because they're so beautiful.
• 27:31
  And I'm like, you're almost be her great grandfather, sir.
• 27:34
  You don't know.
• 27:36
  You gotta, you gotta stretch it out.
• 27:39
  I wanna know why she's chasing older men.
• 27:42
  Not older men, like geriatric men.
• 27:45
  Turn that question around.
• 27:46
  Not chasing, just leading him on.
• 27:48
  Well, I don't know, he had his little blue pill.
• 27:49
  He was ready.
• 27:50
  You know, I remember Anna Nicole Smith did this in the 90s.
• 27:53
  Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 27:55
  Yeah, say, he is pretty loaded.
• 27:56
  How did that work out for her?
• 27:58
  I 100 percent thought she was gonna bring him to, uh, like a pig party.
• 28:01
  And this is what made me think.
• 28:03
  Yeah.
• 28:03
  Yeah.
• 28:03
  That Shatner was like loaded in this movie, which we sort of kind
• 28:07
  of find out later that he's not.
• 28:09
  Hey, let's make pretend.
• 28:10
  He's not hurting.
• 28:11
  Right.
• 28:12
  Yeah.
• 28:12
  He's definitely.
• 28:14
  He's getting Star Trek residuals.
• 28:15
  He's making it appear that he's a lot more loaded than he is.
• 28:19
  Like he's not in like deep debt, but he's not dropping 10
• 28:23
  grand on a tortoise picture.
• 28:24
  Yes, that was, that was awesome.
• 28:26
  Well, that's just because he's frugal.
• 28:28
  Yeah, he's wise.
• 28:29
  But I think it might be the allegory of the license plate.
• 28:32
  It's that victory, right?
• 28:33
  Victory!
• 28:34
  Making himself look bigger than he is.
• 28:36
  Wait a minute, who wrote this movie?
• 28:38
  Eric, what the hell?
• 28:40
  Ha ha ha ha!
• 28:42
  It's an allegory!
• 28:43
  Listen to me!
• 28:44
  I know what I'm talking about!
• 28:46
  When I was in school, so then, basically she's like, hey, you
• 28:49
  wanna come to a pool party with me?
• 28:51
  And of course Shatner's like, M90, let's do this.
• 28:53
  The weirdest thing about this scene was when they show up and they see,
• 28:57
  like, the two girls kissing and Shatner's just, like, touching them.
• 29:00
  I don't know if he was trying to separate, like, a couple of dogs that
• 29:03
  shouldn't be mingling or what, but he was like, don't, don't touch them.
• 29:06
  He seemed all mesmerized like he'd never seen it before.
• 29:08
  It was so awkward.
• 29:10
  It was so cringey.
• 29:11
  I love how nobody batted an eye that Their great great great
• 29:15
  grandfather was there at the party.
• 29:18
  To be fair, it was a pool party in Palm Springs.
• 29:21
  You all bring this up like it's something I should know.
• 29:23
  I don't know anything about Palm Springs.
• 29:25
  Palm Springs is where old people go when they're old.
• 29:28
  Go to die?
• 29:29
  To be anywhere else.
• 29:30
  It's the West Coast, Florida.
• 29:32
  Here's the thing with Deceit.
• 29:34
  To Brad's point, he's the only octogenarian.
• 29:37
  At the pool party, I expected to see the Estevezes, Christopher
• 29:42
  Lloyd, Robert Duvall.
• 29:43
  I mean, you got to bring them all out for this pool party because
• 29:45
  it's your point, it's Palm Springs, but then it turns into Cocoon.
• 29:49
  Remember the pool scene in Cocoon?
• 29:53
  That'd be an interesting twist.
• 29:54
  I'm not going to lie, but instead it cuts to the next morning and
• 29:58
  he's taking his driving test.
• 30:00
  He kills absolutely everything on the track.
• 30:04
  Yeah, murder.
• 30:06
  What happened with him and the model?
• 30:07
  This is a whole part of the plot that nobody knows.
• 30:10
  Oh, I'm sorry.
• 30:11
  They dove into the pool and then time jumped.
• 30:14
  Yes.
• 30:14
  No, I know.
• 30:15
  Yada, yada, yada.
• 30:17
  And then he never called her again.
• 30:18
  Do we see her again?
• 30:19
  No.
• 30:20
  No, because he never called her again.
• 30:22
  She went back to her home planet.
• 30:23
  What a jackass.
• 30:25
  Oh my God, the driving test.
• 30:27
  That was a good scene.
• 30:28
  I laughed at that.
• 30:29
  I love that part where when he hits the first thing and he's driving that Camry,
• 30:33
  which is beat to hell and back, he's like car handles like a goddamn tank.
• 30:37
  And then he hits the next thing.
• 30:39
  Oh, son was in my eyes and shit like that.
• 30:41
  And I'm like, you know what?
• 30:42
  You're convincing me.
• 30:43
  Maybe you don't need your license.
• 30:44
  I love the part where he's like, do you think I killed him?
• 30:48
  The woman?
• 30:48
  I don't know.
• 30:49
  Definitely the little kid.
• 30:53
  It was so good.
• 30:53
  That scene was so good.
• 30:55
  That was well done.
• 30:56
  And then here's the best part about it.
• 30:57
  You expect after he like runs over everything and then it shows
• 31:01
  them like getting up, getting out of the car or whatever.
• 31:02
  And you expect like the instructor or whatever would be like,
• 31:05
  I'm sorry, you don't pass.
• 31:06
  You'll have to come back and blah, blah, blah.
• 31:08
  There's no scene of that.
• 31:09
  It's basically just the driving test, him sucking at it.
• 31:11
  And then it's him walking to the grocery store or whatever.
• 31:14
  And I'm like, So, I'm assuming he didn't fail.
• 31:17
  No!
• 31:18
  He went up to the counter, and the guy handed him the piece
• 31:21
  of paper, and then he was sad.
• 31:23
  Because he failed the written test and the driving test.
• 31:25
  That's right, that's right.
• 31:26
  There was this scene where, uh, they were like, Oh, little Joey!
• 31:31
  That's right, okay.
• 31:32
  Uh, you got the best score of the day!
• 31:34
  Yeah, the only perfect score!
• 31:35
  Okay, they hand it to him.
• 31:37
  His regular face, I guess, looked like sad face, because he
• 31:39
  was just staring at the paper.
• 31:41
  And then it cuts to him walking into the grocery store, and I'm like,
• 31:43
  So did he fail the written too?
• 31:45
  Like, does he really not know how to drive?
• 31:47
  The rules were different 70 years ago when he learned.
• 31:51
  That's true.
• 31:51
  They had buggy whips too.
• 31:53
  Back in the time before 8 Tracks.
• 31:55
  In the before full time.
• 31:57
  Uh, yeah, so he goes to the grocery store, puts his head in the freezer,
• 32:00
  and, like, gets caught doing it.
• 32:02
  Like, What are you doing?
• 32:03
  Like, uh, just grabbing a beer.
• 32:04
  I'm like, not in that ice cream thing, you're not.
• 32:06
  Well, wasn't that our first glimpse of Jean Smart?
• 32:09
  Okay, that was her?
• 32:10
  Okay, okay.
• 32:11
  No.
• 32:12
  That wasn't the first.
• 32:13
  Not our first glimpse because we saw her go into her cafe.
• 32:17
  Yeah, painting or whatever.
• 32:18
  And she went there when he went spinning out of control.
• 32:20
  That was his first glimpse.
• 32:22
  Well, even before then, they did a little side segment, but when he was on his
• 32:27
  way to get the photography done with the Porsche, she's there with her friend
• 32:31
  that's the artist doing the painting.
• 32:32
  That was the first time you see her, I believe.
• 32:34
  And when they originally said, your license is revoked,
• 32:37
  What am I supposed to do?
• 32:39
  And he said, they said, take the bus.
• 32:40
  He's like, I don't take the bus.
• 32:42
  We got a little glimpse of her on the bus.
• 32:44
  And she was also at the scene of the crime chronologically.
• 32:47
  That is all correct.
• 32:48
  What I meant by glimpses, Shatner gets his first glimpse of her.
• 32:51
  That's the first time they're together.
• 32:52
  Interaction.
• 32:53
  Yes.
• 32:54
  I'll buy that.
• 32:54
  Good recovery.
• 32:57
  Linetto.
• 32:57
  He sees someone like driving his car when he's walking back home.
• 33:00
  It's like, wait, what the hell?
• 33:01
  So then he like hops on the bus, sits down next to Jean Smart and yeah, his
• 33:06
  bag tears and she's like, Oh, it's okay.
• 33:08
  I got one of the cloth ones here.
• 33:09
  I always bring extras.
• 33:11
  But then she starts judging his honey buns.
• 33:13
  I don't care what you say.
• 33:14
  Honey buns are great.
• 33:14
  Honey buns are literally like prison money.
• 33:17
  They're fantastic.
• 33:18
  Wait, what?
• 33:19
  No, they trade them in prison.
• 33:20
  Like, personally, like, Honey Buns are worth more than cigarettes.
• 33:23
  I thought you were saying prison money was fantastic.
• 33:25
  That's what I thought you were saying.
• 33:26
  She speaks like an authority.
• 33:28
  No, Honey Buns are so fantastic.
• 33:31
  Honey Buns and cigarettes.
• 33:32
  I feel like we need to unpack this.
• 33:34
  Also, I think Honey Buns is also prison code.
• 33:37
  Hey, Honey Buns.
• 33:38
  That's my nickname.
• 33:39
  What's delightful about this particular scene is that the writers felt that Jean
• 33:44
  Smart What she needed to do was just read the ingredients off the little Debbie box.
• 33:49
  It's like, wow, that's some writing right there.
• 33:52
  I mean, that is like Oscar award winning potassium Benzoate.
• 33:57
  Hmm.
• 33:58
  That still sounds delicious.
• 33:59
  Jean smart is so much better than this movie.
• 34:03
  Jean is not the problem with this movie.
• 34:05
  100%.
• 34:06
  She is not the problem with this movie.
• 34:08
  Uh, Her character may have, uh.
• 34:11
  She as an actress is not the problem.
• 34:12
  No, no, no, not at all.
• 34:13
  Her, she is not responsible for the writing.
• 34:16
  She did the best with what she was given.
• 34:18
  Little Debbie was responsible for the writing.
• 34:22
  Her rating of it, I took that as a fact, because earlier when it shows
• 34:25
  her in her little cafe or whatever, it seems like she does a lot of natural
• 34:28
  ingredients, and that's why when the one customer asked for something and
• 34:31
  her daughter was saying, She was like, well, all out of the ingredients.
• 34:34
  She's like, so we can't make them, but that's how I took that.
• 34:36
  And that's why she was kind of judging it.
• 34:38
  She's a baker.
• 34:39
  She's judging pre packaged baked goods.
• 34:43
  And here's a bit of real life irony.
• 34:45
  A little bit of trivia, just mildly amusing.
• 34:47
  She's.
• 34:48
  In charge of the cuckoo cafe.
• 34:50
  She's a baker, you know, she's making fun of the honey buns.
• 34:52
  Come try mine.
• 34:53
  Blah, blah, blah.
• 34:54
  You know, I'm starting to salivate after she's reading about, you know,
• 34:56
  monosodium glutamate and all this other stuff that's in these things in real
• 35:00
  life, Jean smart as a diabetic lifelong.
• 35:03
  Like, so I thought it was sort of ironic that she's playing
• 35:06
  this character called acting.
• 35:09
  Yes.
• 35:10
  It's an allegory anyway, a little bit of trivia there.
• 35:13
  So yeah.
• 35:13
  So Chattner drinks a bit.
• 35:15
  And then he has this nightmare of, like, him and his buddies riding
• 35:20
  scooters and just wrecking the DMV, and I'm like, yeah, we've all been there.
• 35:24
  That's my favorite part of the whole movie.
• 35:26
  Yeah, exactly.
• 35:27
  They were, like, a roaming scooter gang or whatever, and doing
• 35:31
  crimes at government agencies.
• 35:33
  I thought it was bumper.
• 35:34
  Bumper cars are rascals.
• 35:36
  Yeah, I didn't realize it was in the DMV, because I thought it was like
• 35:39
  in an old folks home or something.
• 35:40
  Wait, you didn't realize it was the DMV?
• 35:42
  I didn't realize that.
• 35:44
  Oh my gosh, that's why it was funny.
• 35:47
  You didn't notice that?
• 35:48
  No.
• 35:49
  Part of the whole movie.
• 35:50
  You just thought it was a bunch of chairs in a whitewalled facility.
• 35:55
  It was the wood paneling that reminded me of the auxiliary
• 35:57
  trailers we had in our high school.
• 35:59
  Like it was just bringing back flashbacks.
• 36:01
  Just you didn't notice they only accepted checks, money, orders,
• 36:05
  money, grim, goddamn DMV, DMV, the post office, whatever, all the
• 36:09
  seating there at the post office.
• 36:12
  I love the post office tie in.
• 36:14
  This is the point when my wife turns to me and says, Is there a plot to this movie?
• 36:18
  No.
• 36:19
  I thought she would have said, Can we turn this off?
• 36:21
  We're maybe like 20 minutes into the movie at this point.
• 36:23
  Yeah, we're like a third of the way through the movie.
• 36:25
  Here's what kills me.
• 36:27
  Everything is presented as little vignettes, right?
• 36:30
  It's just sort of stitched together.
• 36:31
  It doesn't have a flow or a rhythm.
• 36:33
  And that's where I think she was like, What's the plot here?
• 36:35
  Because it's the little dream sequence.
• 36:37
  It's the scooter sequence.
• 36:38
  They're on the And then I know movies are cut up like that.
• 36:41
  Yeah.
• 36:41
  But this one was exceptionally short and there was no tie back.
• 36:45
  Everything felt a little rushed.
• 36:46
  Even the court scene was like, and move on.
• 36:49
  Eric, I feel like you're asking for like a Lord of the Rings four and
• 36:54
  a half hour director's cut to tie all these different plots together.
• 36:58
  Maybe he needs to search for the director's cut of this movie.
• 37:01
  No, I think the second opinion, but if he and McKellen was working at the DMV, it
• 37:06
  was like, that would have been amazing.
• 37:09
  Where's Patrick Stewart?
• 37:10
  Oh, I don't think him and Shannar talked to each other.
• 37:12
  They're like David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar.
• 37:15
  Yeah.
• 37:15
  Ever since that generations movie.
• 37:17
  No more.
• 37:17
  They don't talk like we're done now.
• 37:20
  I'll bring in Malcolm McDowell instead.
• 37:22
  Where's Chris Pine?
• 37:23
  So from here, he meets up with, uh, Rock Kendall and he's, uh, you know,
• 37:26
  Rock's like, yeah, for 799, I'll train you so you can pass your test.
• 37:31
  And I'm like, this is going to be great.
• 37:33
  Was he a lawyer?
• 37:34
  Was he like a better call Saul?
• 37:36
  Or was just, he just like a bluebird driving instructor?
• 37:39
  Yes.
• 37:39
  I think he's both.
• 37:41
  I think he's an ambulance chasing.
• 37:44
  I can help you guys get your medical waivers and all that.
• 37:46
  Like he says.
• 37:47
  But I don't have any conditions.
• 37:48
  Like how old are you?
• 37:49
  72.
• 37:50
  Yeah.
• 37:50
  That's a medical condition.
• 37:51
  Dude.
• 37:51
  That was such a great line.
• 37:53
  That was so awesome.
• 37:54
  Yeah.
• 37:54
  He knows all the loopholes and stuff.
• 37:56
  He is one of those.
• 37:57
  Have you suffered from mesothelioma lawyers?
• 38:00
  Right.
• 38:00
  100%.
• 38:02
  100 percent consistent through the whole movie.
• 38:06
  It never says a single word.
• 38:07
  It was like a pen and teller thing, right?
• 38:09
  If they say a word, you got to pay them.
• 38:10
  Did you notice that B rock?
• 38:12
  Sort of look like Penn Jillette too, like his whole get up.
• 38:15
  I was just like, Oh, okay.
• 38:16
  And then was sort of trying to be an inspirational,
• 38:19
  motivational kind of speaker.
• 38:21
  And he's like, it's not just a license to drive.
• 38:24
  It's a license to live.
• 38:25
  Yeah.
• 38:26
  That's exactly how you see somebody like that.
• 38:29
  Try to act but then it's like them like tossing darts at the cutout the
• 38:34
  district of turning and playing video games and shit Did we skip the part where
• 38:37
  the part of the driving construction?
• 38:40
  Was forza Yeah, yeah the video games yeah, but it was specifically long beach Yes,
• 38:47
  it was the long beach track in the 356.
• 38:50
  It was so great.
• 38:51
  That was amazing That's when I knew brad was really paying attention
• 38:54
  to the film because I get a text.
• 38:55
  He's like, oh my god They're playing forza I'm going to teach
• 38:59
  my grandmother to drive on Forza.
• 39:01
  Correcting all my notes from GT to Forza.
• 39:04
  Okay.
• 39:05
  I liked when he was in Brock's office and his way to test Shatner's reflexes
• 39:09
  was throwing the tennis ball at him.
• 39:10
  Oh my god.
• 39:10
  Oh, he's If you could dodge a wrench, you could dodge a ball.
• 39:17
  And the basketball scene could have been completely deleted from the movie.
• 39:20
  Like it had no point whatsoever.
• 39:22
  The whole movie could have been deleted from the movie.
• 39:25
  They just wanted to prove the old people are still kicking it.
• 39:27
  God, the magic of watching it on Tubi would have been amazing because
• 39:30
  that's the moment they could have broken for commercial and done
• 39:33
  that T Mobile Charles Barkley.
• 39:35
  I knew he was going to pick me on the little kids basketball team.
• 39:40
  I would have loved to watch it on one of those paid advertisement services.
• 39:45
  And then every commercial was a Priceline commercial with Shatner in it.
• 39:50
  No, no, every commercial is the Dauntless soap and hymns and, which does kind
• 39:57
  of tie with this movie a little bit.
• 39:59
  I just watched those.
• 40:02
  I've only seen that 10, 000 times now.
• 40:04
  Target marketing, people.
• 40:06
  Target marketing.
• 40:06
  This is also where he plays the memory game for the first time as well, right?
• 40:11
  Yeah, poolside with ladies in bikinis walking by like,
• 40:14
  No, you can't be distracted.
• 40:16
  You gotta focus and blah, blah, blah.
• 40:18
  And I'm like, Is that what the goal is here?
• 40:20
  Okay.
• 40:20
  All right, and then I started like working on my head like okay, he's paying 7.
• 40:23
  99 for this.
• 40:25
  I'm wondering how much uh, Rock is paying those girls as for like 30 days.
• 40:31
  He's losing money.
• 40:32
  Was it 799 or 7.
• 40:33
  99 because I think both prices are overpriced.
• 40:41
  After the first set of training montage or whatever, I guess Shatner decides
• 40:45
  he's gonna go to this cuckoo cafe that he's never been to before apparently.
• 40:49
  And, uh, that's where he runs into the owner, uh, The Cuckoo Clock Cafe, guys.
• 40:53
  It's not just the Cuckoo Cafe.
• 40:55
  Whatever, the Cuckoo Clock Cocopelli Cafe, whatever it is.
• 40:59
  He runs into Gene Smart again, like, Oh, hey, nice seeing
• 41:02
  you here, blah, blah, blah.
• 41:03
  Yeah, you wanna try one of the strudels?
• 41:04
  Yeah, sure, that'd be great.
• 41:06
  Oh, you're gonna have an art auction here.
• 41:07
  That's cool.
• 41:08
  What about that cuckoo clock?
• 41:10
  And then staring at it for a bit.
• 41:12
  And then we get some more of the montage.
• 41:14
  And we go back, and he's looking at this cuckoo clock like it's
• 41:17
  a goddamn magic eye picture.
• 41:19
  Like, I don't know what he's doing.
• 41:21
  When we go back to it, like, the chairs are up on the table,
• 41:24
  it's like, shit's closed.
• 41:27
  I wanna see the sailboat!
• 41:28
  But then he keeps going like, I'm just trying to figure out how to
• 41:30
  fix it, but you gotta tell me the story about this cuckoo clock.
• 41:33
  And she's like, alright, sit down everybody, we're gonna get a really
• 41:37
  important story about this cuckoo clock.
• 41:39
  It starts with a spell.
• 41:42
  And there was this great Giuseppe Spinelli.
• 41:44
  I don't know why that name's in my head.
• 41:46
  They say he was 123 years old.
• 41:49
  And he built this in the year 1898.
• 41:51
  I'm like, so that guy was around in the 17th century.
• 41:53
  Nice.
• 41:54
  And it took him 11 years to make it and I'm just like, no it didn't.
• 41:58
  He was 142.
• 41:59
  But he hung it on a picture next to his wife and then he died.
• 42:03
  So his soul haunts it to this very day.
• 42:07
  No, but that's not where she goes with the story.
• 42:09
  It's supposed to be romantic or something.
• 42:11
  The weird thing is the first time he went in previously and he asked about it,
• 42:14
  she's like, there's a story behind it.
• 42:16
  She made it seem like it was going to be this long story.
• 42:18
  But then when he came back for this visit, the story was like, Yeah, they
• 42:21
  didn't even finish their glasses of wine.
• 42:23
  William Shatner didn't even sip his wine.
• 42:25
  It was so short.
• 42:26
  Yeah.
• 42:27
  Shatner, like, at the end of the story, he's like, So,
• 42:30
  where does the spell work in?
• 42:32
  Like, wasn't there a spell involved?
• 42:33
  And I'm like, yeah, she's bullshitting you, dude.
• 42:36
  Like, she's just making up stupid stories.
• 42:38
  Like, next she's gonna be like, There were seven rings that were forged.
• 42:41
  Some were given to men and some to elves.
• 42:45
  These aren't anyway.
• 42:46
  One cuckoo clock to rule them all.
• 42:48
  No, it's even better.
• 42:48
  Her response is, I don't know exactly.
• 42:51
  And I'm like, oh, goddamn old people telling stories.
• 42:54
  I put a diamond on my belt, which was the fashion at the time.
• 43:00
  Did I ever tell you the story about the cuckoo clock?
• 43:03
  Cuckoo clock of doom.
• 43:04
  Oh, wait.
• 43:04
  Sorry.
• 43:05
  That's different.
• 43:06
  Sit around, kids.
• 43:07
  Let me tell you a story.
• 43:10
  Stop talking about the Dial of Destiny.
• 43:12
  Like, that's a whole different movie.
• 43:14
  Is it though?
• 43:16
  Alright, so he's on the bus the next day and he sees someone driving his car again.
• 43:20
  And he gets off the bus to chase it on foot, and I'm like, Bill, come on.
• 43:24
  That's faster.
• 43:25
  Come on, buddy.
• 43:25
  But luckily, good old Johnny on the spot, we find out his name is Torres,
• 43:28
  but the guy in the Impala or whatever, he's like, Hey, what are you doing here?
• 43:32
  You know, like, I'm like, Oh, follow that car.
• 43:34
  Okay.
• 43:35
  And they go to the junkyard, the, or Impound.
• 43:38
  It's a junkyard, but it's supposed to be, I guess, the That's the holding
• 43:42
  facility for the police department?
• 43:45
  Is that what we're Yeah, no, this is somebody's backyard.
• 43:47
  Yeah.
• 43:48
  100%.
• 43:48
  It did not seem very secure.
• 43:50
  I wonder how the police department would like to know that meth
• 43:53
  is being produced on their lot.
• 43:55
  So yeah, he gets caught like snooping around.
• 43:58
  And then he calls the guy a fucker.
• 43:59
  And I'm like, again, You're the one trespassing, dude.
• 44:02
  Whatever.
• 44:03
  So then him and his buddy, uh, Spinelli, they go to fix that cuckoo clock.
• 44:07
  And we get a montage of them awkwardly moving pieces and pulling
• 44:12
  on chains and obviously having no idea what the hell they're doing and
• 44:15
  never putting two pieces together.
• 44:18
  And I'm just like, Run time, run time, run time, gotta make it 88 minutes, you know?
• 44:23
  Meanwhile, back at the ranch.
• 44:25
  Wouldn't you know it, they somehow put it together.
• 44:27
  So they fix the clock, everybody hugs when it starts working, whatever.
• 44:31
  And then we get Gene Smart and the girl Sonya they work with are
• 44:34
  like, But what about the spell?
• 44:36
  Oh, you mean the one about my one true love when it strikes?
• 44:40
  No, don't say it!
• 44:41
  Ahhhh!
• 44:42
  Oh my God, this was turning into like the Witches of Eastwick and stuff.
• 44:45
  I was like, what are we doing?
• 44:46
  Practical magic.
• 44:47
  We get it.
• 44:48
  He put the lime in the coconut.
• 44:50
  This is I think when we go back to the bar because then he's like asking
• 44:53
  Spinelli like how long were you married?
• 44:55
  Oh 42 years of marriage marty again.
• 44:58
  My name's not marty.
• 44:58
  It's victor
• 45:02
  Anybody seen my delorean if he would have been driving a delorean this
• 45:05
  movie would have been five stars.
• 45:07
  Oh my god God, that would have been amazing.
• 45:09
  Yeah, sure.
• 45:10
  I can drive you around Or we're going we don't need licenses Got a Mr.
• 45:16
  Fusion in the back, like, No, no, it's just, we're making martinis.
• 45:20
  Making margaritas.
• 45:21
  But then they're like, Okay, yeah, let's go to this art auction thing.
• 45:24
  You know, we see that, I guess, Jean Smart, She used to be a Nat
• 45:27
  Geo photographer, And she took a bunch of pictures of tortoises,
• 45:31
  Because tortoises are super cool.
• 45:33
  Definitely not turtles.
• 45:34
  Oh God, I just thought of the song.
• 45:36
  But yeah, they're, like, doing an auction.
• 45:38
  But first we cut to them smoking a blunt out back as is tradition, right?
• 45:42
  And then she's like, oh, yeah, I grow my own.
• 45:44
  What do you think makes the strudel so good?
• 45:46
  And i'm like no Yeah, that's why there's seven dollars a strudel or
• 45:50
  whatever the sign says here in a minute.
• 45:52
  That's just inflation brutal economics We also get this gem of a story About
• 45:58
  being in love and first love and true love and all this kind of stuff.
• 46:02
  And she tells about her escapades as a photographer, Tunisia and stuff.
• 46:06
  There was this guy in Morocco eggplant.
• 46:10
  And then he's going off about this story about third grade.
• 46:14
  And I'm like, wow, that was like one room schoolhouse kind of stuff.
• 46:18
  Right.
• 46:18
  But the punchline was delivered.
• 46:21
  So well to the story when I think that was the best moment between Gene Smart
• 46:26
  and William Shatner when she's like, so how did that all turn out for you?
• 46:29
  And he goes, she reported me to the principal.
• 46:32
  I was like, I laughed at that.
• 46:33
  I thought it was cute.
• 46:34
  And we forgot about the auction.
• 46:36
  Of course.
• 46:37
  So there was a bidding war over her tortoise photograph, by the
• 46:40
  way, in a frame, basically bidding went up to 10, 000 and who got it?
• 46:44
  Isai Morales.
• 46:46
  Bill Adama.
• 46:46
  And then my whole like knowing where this movie was going to go.
• 46:50
  I'm like, why?
• 46:51
  Just give 10, 000 when they were on the roof sharing their
• 46:55
  blunt and telling stories.
• 46:57
  And then he told the love story of his car.
• 46:59
  I love how the only picture of his car he had is the one with
• 47:03
  the model that he shows to this woman that he's trying to show.
• 47:07
  And it's like zoomed in and all you see, 90 percent of the
• 47:11
  image is this half naked girl.
• 47:13
  And he's like, yeah, it's my true love.
• 47:15
  What the fuck are you showing here, you dumbass?
• 47:18
  He's trying to show me that game.
• 47:20
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:21
  Have you played Forza?
• 47:22
  Here, here, you can use my profile.
• 47:24
  Yeah, he's got the wrong kind of game, Dan.
• 47:27
  Then they put two and two together and, oh my god, you're the dipshit.
• 47:31
  That was doing donuts outside.
• 47:33
  You almost killed all these people.
• 47:34
  And I thought like that was going to end their relationship, right?
• 47:37
  And then he, he was going to have to spend the whole movie,
• 47:39
  the whole rest of this shit.
• 47:41
  Yeah.
• 47:41
  Trying to get her back.
• 47:42
  And instead they just kind of glossed over it.
• 47:44
  And then it made sense because they're high.
• 47:47
  They didn't even remember the story.
• 47:50
  It doesn't matter.
• 47:52
  You almost killed all these people, man.
• 47:55
  I was waiting three days later, like, Wait, you're the guy
• 47:58
  who was driving that thing.
• 47:59
  Like, I'm tired of my mental condition being called into question.
• 48:03
  It was either the weed or just because they're old, they forgot.
• 48:07
  We'll blame the weed.
• 48:08
  The writers had a senior moment at this point.
• 48:10
  They didn't know where to go.
• 48:11
  Yeah, yeah.
• 48:12
  The whole movie is a senior moment that I'd like to forget.
• 48:15
  They were smoking on the roof.
• 48:16
  It was funny because I was expecting to hear, you know, it's
• 48:17
  good for my glaucoma or some shit.
• 48:19
  She did say it.
• 48:20
  She said that.
• 48:22
  It's good for arthritis I thought she said.
• 48:24
  Oh arthritis.
• 48:24
  Yeah.
• 48:24
  Yeah.
• 48:25
  Yeah, that's right.
• 48:25
  Had to be a medical thing, right?
• 48:27
  Yeah, it was also around this time.
• 48:28
  The writers were like, well, hey, we want grand touring motorsports
• 48:31
  breakfix podcast talking about this movie How are we going to do that?
• 48:34
  So the next morning she shows up at shatner's house because you know, she
• 48:38
  has his address from Her uber app or whatever, cause she calls an uber for him.
• 48:41
  And she's like, surprise, we're going on a trip.
• 48:44
  So they go to a track day, private BMW racetrack or something.
• 48:49
  Yes.
• 48:50
  Yes.
• 48:50
  And see, I didn't know this when they showed up.
• 48:52
  I was like, you know, he doesn't have a license, right?
• 48:55
  Oh, you don't need one.
• 48:55
  It's a private track.
• 48:56
  I'm like, Well played.
• 48:58
  All right, so this is where we get to nerd out on cars a little bit.
• 49:01
  We've been really good about not talking about the Porsche and we'll
• 49:04
  get back to it, I promise you.
• 49:05
  Because the Porsche hasn't been seen for the past hour.
• 49:08
  Exactly.
• 49:09
  But we get to see a whole bunch of BMWs now.
• 49:11
  So I have to ask Brad, Tanya, and Dan at this point, of the lineup of cars, going
• 49:16
  from the i8 on the right, the blue car.
• 49:19
  All the way back to the i3 that was in the shadows in the back left corner
• 49:24
  of all the six BMWs that were there.
• 49:26
  What would you have picked?
• 49:27
  The A7 they were dropped off in.
• 49:31
  That is the new BMW, you're right.
• 49:33
  See, I was disappointed they didn't have some other Porsches sitting there.
• 49:36
  It's a BMW test track.
• 49:38
  I looked it up.
• 49:38
  It's a real place.
• 49:39
  Yeah, BMW paid for that sponsorship.
• 49:42
  They're all going to be BMWs.
• 49:43
  Yeah, I would have taken one of the M3s.
• 49:45
  I would not have taken the i8.
• 49:47
  You don't have to choose, you get to drive them all.
• 49:49
  That's true.
• 49:49
  I personally would have chosen the satin black with rose gold M4 competition coupe
• 49:56
  that was sitting there next to the i8.
• 49:58
  That thing was hot.
• 49:59
  That was a cool car.
• 50:00
  That's the car to pick right there.
• 50:02
  But he chose the bright electric blue i8.
• 50:06
  That was his first and then he did hop into the others.
• 50:09
  Well they didn't show any of that so you don't know what he picked.
• 50:11
  He could have picked that orange M3 that was two cars over and
• 50:14
  there was a bunch of other stuff.
• 50:15
  He kind of headed to driving them all.
• 50:17
  That M4 competition though was pretty hot.
• 50:19
  But Tanya, what was the biggest problem with the i8?
• 50:22
  to BMW.
• 50:22
  Well, I don't think they quite got the exhaust tone correct.
• 50:26
  And why is that?
• 50:27
  You know, it was a little bit louder than I was expecting for an electric car.
• 50:33
  Yeah, yeah.
• 50:37
  I don't think the i8 is a full electric.
• 50:39
  I think it's a hybrid.
• 50:40
  Is it?
• 50:40
  Pretty sure.
• 50:41
  Well, it still should have sounded like it was from the Jetsons or
• 50:44
  something like Oh, you're right.
• 50:46
  Like in hybrid.
• 50:48
  But it should have been running on all electric in the
• 50:50
  beginning because of the plugin.
• 50:51
  Not when he dropped on it.
• 50:52
  I8s are cheap too, you can get one for 60 grand.
• 50:55
  Is that all?
• 50:56
  Yeah, they don't sell for shit.
• 50:57
  They were like 300, 000 when they first came out.
• 51:00
  You can get a used 2017 from CarGurus for 63, 495 for 2, 000 miles,
• 51:07
  or you can get a brand new, just kidding, there's no brand new one.
• 51:10
  No, they stopped making it like when they stopped making the NSX.
• 51:13
  It's been like five years.
• 51:15
  No, there still is a new one.
• 51:16
  There's no price on it.
• 51:17
  That expensive, they don't list the price.
• 51:18
  If you have to ask, it just says market value, like it's a
• 51:21
  goddamn lobster or something.
• 51:23
  More than you can afford, pal.
• 51:24
  I Anyway, for the speed that they were going in this thing, it should
• 51:28
  have been like whisper quiet.
• 51:30
  Yes.
• 51:30
  I took issue.
• 51:31
  They should not have reached the gas motor mode.
• 51:34
  Exactly.
• 51:35
  So it should have sounded like a golf cart up until that point, but
• 51:38
  whatever, you know, Hey, good for him.
• 51:40
  So is this because of B rocks training and Forza and everything else that he
• 51:44
  can now drive on the BMW test track?
• 51:46
  Cause we saw what happened when he was behind the wheel of the Camry.
• 51:49
  Yeah.
• 51:49
  I guess when he's.
• 51:50
  Focused and not trying.
• 51:51
  I was kind of expecting the guy in the Impala to like pull up alongside him.
• 51:55
  I'm like, hey fancy meet you here He wants to drive this car.
• 52:00
  Yeah, he doesn't want to drive the shitty Camry He doesn't want to
• 52:03
  drive with somebody else in the car.
• 52:04
  He wants this car and he wants to impress this girl.
• 52:07
  He's motivated by love The issue with the Camry too was remember
• 52:14
  because they overlaid The old test track and the new improved test
• 52:20
  track at the DMV with all the cones.
• 52:23
  That's right.
• 52:23
  That were a lot closer together.
• 52:24
  It's rigged.
• 52:25
  The system is rigged.
• 52:26
  That's right.
• 52:27
  I forgot about that.
• 52:28
  There was a lot more room on that BMW test track.
• 52:30
  The DA was not in control of the BMW test facility.
• 52:34
  Not a turn signal was to be seen, though.
• 52:36
  How ageist.
• 52:37
  BMWs don't come with them.
• 52:38
  No, it's true.
• 52:39
  Weight savings.
• 52:40
  Meanwhile, back at the cuckoo clock.
• 52:43
  Oh, yeah.
• 52:43
  So at the end, though, after the vroom, vrooms, they go, Wee!
• 52:46
  And then they kiss.
• 52:48
  Awesome.
• 52:48
  They go vroom, vroom.
• 52:49
  And then they go, Exactly.
• 52:52
  We got to compare this.
• 52:53
  To Jeff Bridges.
• 52:55
  So, we did kind of mention that for this next scene, yes.
• 52:59
  So now it's night time.
• 53:00
  We're down in Ancient Ruins this time.
• 53:02
  We're back at the Cuckoo Clock Cafe.
• 53:04
  And Jean Smart's like, Hey Bill, I got something to show you in the cafe.
• 53:10
  No, they go in and she's got What?
• 53:13
  Another copy of her photograph framed?
• 53:16
  And he doesn't even have to drop 10 grand for this one?
• 53:18
  That's cool, I guess.
• 53:20
  Anyway, so then he pops a pill and they fuck.
• 53:23
  We get to see her cute little apartment, which is Is just
• 53:28
  the guest room of the cafe?
• 53:29
  Yeah.
• 53:30
  I feel like we glossed over a very important piece of information
• 53:34
  about the Cuckoo Clock Cafe.
• 53:37
  And we, we got to rewind to when they were working on it.
• 53:39
  They actually got it to work.
• 53:41
  I don't think we've mentioned that.
• 53:43
  Welcome to three minutes ago, Brad.
• 53:45
  No, I don't think we've mentioned it.
• 53:47
  They did, because that's when, you know, the spell was broken and the
• 53:50
  whole, we already covered that.
• 53:51
  It's all good.
• 53:55
  Steve did a very good job of just summarizing that, but glossed over
• 53:59
  the part that not only did he pop the Viagra, what did he do, Dan?
• 54:02
  In regards to, uh, when he's like, I think he made a comment, like,
• 54:05
  if my call lasts for more than, like, four hours, call my doctors.
• 54:08
  Yeah, because he's choking on the damn thing, right?
• 54:11
  Yeah, I know.
• 54:12
  That was when I'm like, oh no, this is when the ambulance gets called,
• 54:15
  and he has a heart condition, too.
• 54:17
  This love story takes a sad turn.
• 54:20
  This, though, might be the most realistic romance scene I've
• 54:23
  seen in a movie in a while.
• 54:26
  It's between this and The Simpsons in Shalalala.
• 54:31
  This is real life.
• 54:32
  Compared to Against All Odds, I wasn't totally grossed out.
• 54:36
  I wasn't like, oh my god, this needs to stop.
• 54:38
  This is bleh.
• 54:39
  Like, they were believable at least.
• 54:41
  Like, Jeff Bridges and that other chick.
• 54:43
  I don't know.
• 54:44
  Whatever.
• 54:44
  Hanging on the ruins.
• 54:45
  And then Isai Morales jumps in with a gun and is like, I'm
• 54:48
  taking you back to James Woods.
• 54:51
  But you know, it would have been really funny.
• 54:53
  Okay.
• 54:53
  This is where I thought it would have been comedic gold.
• 54:56
  William Shatner pops the pill.
• 54:58
  He's choking on it.
• 54:58
  He says, call a doctor four hours, that kind of thing as Dan pointed out.
• 55:02
  But you know, when they're actually getting it on, he could have
• 55:05
  been like, beat me up, Scotty.
• 55:08
  Wow.
• 55:12
  Eric, how long have you been directing thorns?
• 55:15
  I thought he would have said victory!
• 55:18
  Text track three, The Wrath of Ra.
• 55:22
  Deadly Crane.
• 55:23
  And Christopher Lloyd was in it too.
• 55:25
  So then we cut to the next morning.
• 55:28
  And of course, the pill's still working, so he's like, Hey, maybe one more round?
• 55:31
  Open the cafe a little later?
• 55:33
  And then that random guy is like, really pissed because the cafe's closed.
• 55:37
  Oh, we've all been there.
• 55:38
  He's gotta get his marijuana strudel.
• 55:40
  Gotta get my donuts for the weekend.
• 55:41
  This place isn't open on time.
• 55:42
  Nobody wants to work anymore.
• 55:45
  Booper.
• 55:45
  But then she's like, hey, so I kind of need some more
• 55:50
  publicity for the tortoises.
• 55:52
  And I'm like, I was so bad.
• 55:54
  I'm like, girl, what?
• 55:56
  I'm like, two things.
• 55:57
  One, he does have the post net clarity.
• 55:59
  So I mean, maybe he is willing to like help out.
• 56:02
  And I'm like, but two, it's like, didn't you just get 10 grand unexpectedly
• 56:06
  from Esai Morales the other night?
• 56:08
  No, they need more money.
• 56:09
  There was other stuff for sale too, but that's the only thing they showed.
• 56:12
  She's gotta sell that cuckoo clock.
• 56:13
  I thought that was gonna be a thing.
• 56:15
  Again, this is where I draw the parallels to Against All Odds.
• 56:18
  She used Jeff Bridges in the same way that she's using William Shatner right now.
• 56:22
  I was like, okay, I can see where this is going.
• 56:24
  And that's when the ex husband James Woods shows up and is like, I found you.
• 56:29
  I finally found you.
• 56:30
  You're coming back with me, baby.
• 56:31
  No, but uh, you know, he's uh, doing the game of concentration
• 56:35
  poolside at the girls in bikinis and stuff, but he's able to focus.
• 56:39
  He's doing better now.
• 56:40
  Either that or he has no peripheral vision anymore and he's going blind because
• 56:45
  coughing and had an erection for more than four hours and it's all getting dark.
• 56:48
  Later in the day, he sees her and uh, Isai Morales hanging out and so he's like, Huh.
• 56:53
  What the hell's going on here?
• 56:55
  This is when he returns to the grocery store, right?
• 56:57
  Yes, that's right.
• 56:57
  The grocery store.
• 56:58
  That's right.
• 56:58
  That's where At which point my wife asks, this is what she got out of this
• 57:02
  scene, all the rest of it included.
• 57:04
  She goes, who organized this grocery store?
• 57:07
  What?
• 57:09
  So she points out that the honey buns are next to the coffee and then there's
• 57:14
  something else and something else.
• 57:15
  She's like, who organized this grocery?
• 57:16
  This is maddening.
• 57:17
  When do you have honey buns?
• 57:19
  In the morning with your coffee.
• 57:20
  Exactly.
• 57:21
  Like that actually makes sense.
• 57:22
  But the rum and bowls that were next to it.
• 57:26
  Cause he had the munchies.
• 57:28
  It's the apple strudel aisle.
• 57:29
  That's what it is.
• 57:30
  The strudel aisle as they call it in the munchie aisle.
• 57:33
  So now he heads out to the parking lot where he bumps into Amy slash Angie.
• 57:37
  Yeah.
• 57:39
  So like right when he's like trying to like kind of follow
• 57:43
  Gene Spartan Eastheimer, I'll see what's going on there.
• 57:45
  Then it's like, Oh, hi, I know you.
• 57:47
  Oh, and Amy, Angela, Angela.
• 57:50
  Hey, yeah, we had some good times.
• 57:52
  I guess his old flame or whatever.
• 57:54
  Hey, can I ask a favor?
• 57:56
  And she got all mad, right?
• 57:57
  And I don't know.
• 57:58
  Of course, they quickly glazed over how she went from pissed to happy
• 58:02
  to pissed again, but that's fine.
• 58:03
  But what I thought was great about this is she's confronting
• 58:06
  you don't even remember my name.
• 58:07
  Do you ever remember?
• 58:08
  And he's like, uh, uh, uh, and I was expecting him to have a Boston
• 58:12
  legal moment here and go mad cow.
• 58:15
  That was the answer to everything.
• 58:17
  I'm busted legal when he couldn't get his way out.
• 58:19
  I am mad cow moments opportunities lost in this.
• 58:23
  He essentially said that because he said like he wasn't doing well.
• 58:26
  And then she took it as like he had some major health issues.
• 58:29
  So he indirectly said mad cow.
• 58:32
  Yeah, so he guilts her basically into giving him a ride or whatever, and
• 58:35
  like, Hey, just follow that red jeep.
• 58:37
  Because that's not weird at all.
• 58:38
  Yeah, but then she like pulls up alongside it, and he just like
• 58:42
  drops that seat down to hide.
• 58:44
  She's like, Hey, that's your buddy Isai Morales.
• 58:46
  That's who you wanted to talk to, right?
• 58:48
  Hi, hello.
• 58:49
  Isai Morales even like rolls down his window and stuff and
• 58:51
  is like, Hi, do I know you?
• 58:53
  What's this about you?
• 58:54
  Come on, get up, get up.
• 58:55
  And you know, he won't.
• 58:56
  He's, Cowering or whatever.
• 58:58
  That's my girlfriend.
• 58:59
  Cut to him left on the side of the road as he peels out.
• 59:02
  I was kind of expecting the cops to pull her over down the street
• 59:04
  how fast she was got out of there.
• 59:06
  Right?
• 59:07
  He's also gonna lose her license.
• 59:09
  They're gonna take classes together.
• 59:10
  Nah.
• 59:11
  Instead, I guess he takes a taxi to the golf course that
• 59:14
  he knew they were going to.
• 59:16
  Cool.
• 59:17
  Steals a golf cart from somebody.
• 59:19
  And peeps on them and sees them like in their robes and stuff at the golf course.
• 59:24
  And I'm like Okay, someone's gonna have to explain this to me later.
• 59:27
  Maybe it's a golf course and spa.
• 59:28
  I don't know.
• 59:29
  But it never gets explained.
• 59:31
  No.
• 59:31
  Okay, I just want to make sure I didn't miss anything.
• 59:33
  Looking at the cast, there was like somebody in the cast and
• 59:36
  it said that dude's neighbor.
• 59:39
  I was like, when the hell did we ever meet a woman that was his neighbor?
• 59:44
  But it's then, right?
• 59:46
  Isn't there like some woman like staring?
• 59:47
  So was that his house next to a golf course?
• 59:50
  Yeah, I mean, there are houses on golf courses all over the place.
• 59:53
  That makes way more sense.
• 59:54
  Okay, like he has the hot tub or something, and a couple, okay, okay.
• 59:58
  He lives on a country club.
• 59:59
  Alright, so when they were talking about their torrid love affairs stuff before,
• 1:00:03
  she mentioned that she had a child.
• 1:00:05
  She didn't say son or daughter, and I'm like, I got it, Isai Morales is her son.
• 1:00:09
  That's gonna be the thing.
• 1:00:11
  No, I figured it was the girl.
• 1:00:12
  They're doing a spa date.
• 1:00:13
  I knew it was the girl.
• 1:00:14
  Yeah.
• 1:00:14
  Mommy, mommy son spa date, those things happen.
• 1:00:16
  I knew he was gay the whole time.
• 1:00:18
  Hold on a second, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:00:21
  Sons can be gay, it's okay.
• 1:00:23
  Okay.
• 1:00:23
  No, no, no.
• 1:00:23
  But I knew that the angle was going to be that he's gay,
• 1:00:27
  not that he was like related.
• 1:00:28
  I figured that out too.
• 1:00:30
  I guessed it at one point, right?
• 1:00:31
  I sort of thought, okay, maybe she's in the robe and she's doing
• 1:00:36
  like a nude portrait and he's painting her or something like that.
• 1:00:38
  So I was going to play it off as maybe it's a little bit more innocent, which
• 1:00:41
  is then how I kind of put it together to say, well, he's not interested
• 1:00:44
  in her romantically because he's an artist and he's gay and whatever.
• 1:00:48
  And then, you know, we come to find out later, the guy driving the Audi is.
• 1:00:51
  And all that kind of stuff.
• 1:00:53
  But what confused me though, is that it took you two thirds of the movie
• 1:00:59
  and you didn't realize the girl from the cuckoo clock cafe was her daughter.
• 1:01:03
  Like you thought the painter was her son.
• 1:01:05
  I assume she was at the beginning, but it wasn't mentioned.
• 1:01:09
  So I'm like, Oh no, it's just like.
• 1:01:10
  The girl that look, honestly, it's her granddaughter.
• 1:01:13
  Let's be for real, right?
• 1:01:15
  , that girl is 19 to 22.
• 1:01:18
  Jean Smart's in her early eighties.
• 1:01:20
  That's her granddaughter.
• 1:01:22
  Jean Smart supposedly had her when she was like 19 in Venezuela.
• 1:01:27
  Back before it was Communist or something.
• 1:01:29
  It was Egypt.
• 1:01:30
  It was Egypt.
• 1:01:30
  It was Egypt.
• 1:01:30
  Oh, okay.
• 1:01:31
  I know.
• 1:01:31
  Yeah.
• 1:01:32
  It was Egypt back in the reign of Ramsey's IV
• 1:01:38
  I think we broke Tanya this time.
• 1:01:42
  Apparently, Ancient Egyptian is her trigger there, Steve.
• 1:01:46
  You got her.
• 1:01:47
  That's her baseball bat on the forehead.
• 1:01:49
  Right there.
• 1:01:50
  Ramsey's the four.
• 1:01:52
  You've done it.
• 1:01:52
  And see, also, Sonia or whatever her name is, I thought she
• 1:01:55
  was the girl from Entourage.
• 1:01:57
  Emmanuel Shariki or whatever, however you say her last name.
• 1:02:00
  So, yeah, what the hell happens from here?
• 1:02:02
  He sees him in the robes.
• 1:02:02
  Oh yeah, he gets the cops called on him because he's peeping on
• 1:02:05
  people in their robes during nude painting hour or whatever.
• 1:02:09
  Of course, it's the same, the one lady cop.
• 1:02:11
  Because she's at the golf course now.
• 1:02:12
  It's not just their local security or whatever.
• 1:02:14
  That's the only cop duo in Palm Springs.
• 1:02:17
  Mayberry.
• 1:02:18
  It's like Barney.
• 1:02:21
  They run all of Palm Springs is their beat.
• 1:02:24
  Palm Springs 9 1 1 or whatever.
• 1:02:27
  But he's like, yeah, just, just looking for my ball out of wild three, like.
• 1:02:31
  Hmm, you're lucky this time as they pull up like an lwl3 ball and
• 1:02:35
  I'm like, wait, did he know that?
• 1:02:36
  Did he?
• 1:02:36
  Oh, no, the look on his face is like oh god.
• 1:02:39
  He's like, holy shit I'm, not even a golfer, but the next day he's at the
• 1:02:43
  cafe and he's like, hey So I saw you with Isai Morales and blah blah blah and
• 1:02:48
  she's like, oh you were spying on me like well No, I was just on a golf course and
• 1:02:51
  I saw you there And you don't trust me?
• 1:02:53
  Fine, you need to leave.
• 1:02:54
  Okay, drama.
• 1:02:55
  And I'm like, just hell each other.
• 1:02:58
  Like, oh, he's my son, is what I was thinking at the time.
• 1:03:01
  Oh my god.
• 1:03:02
  But, but no, it's even worse.
• 1:03:03
  Like, oh no, we're back to this shit.
• 1:03:05
  My friend slash patron of the arts that comes here all the time.
• 1:03:10
  And I was posing for him.
• 1:03:12
  for you.
• 1:03:13
  Nude.
• 1:03:14
  He was painting a nude photo of me for you.
• 1:03:18
  And then cut to the picture, but instead of George Costanza, it's her.
• 1:03:22
  Yeah, exactly.
• 1:03:23
  Exactly.
• 1:03:24
  And then guys, guess what?
• 1:03:26
  This would be the end of the movie.
• 1:03:28
  This is why Roll credits.
• 1:03:30
  Who cares if he gets his car back?
• 1:03:31
  That's why I hate rom coms, because I hate the stupid misunderstanding
• 1:03:36
  that would just be like, oh, you're jealous of the painter?
• 1:03:39
  But no, it's like, no, I can't say that.
• 1:03:44
  Oh god, it was so cringy.
• 1:03:47
  The cuckoo clock told me you were the one.
• 1:03:49
  I was also waiting for like the whole thing like, oh, I just can't believe
• 1:03:52
  you're cheating on me, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:03:53
  And I was waiting for a reply like, hey, how's that model from the first act doing?
• 1:03:57
  Right?
• 1:03:58
  I'm waiting for Angela Lansbury to show up as her mother to give her advice.
• 1:04:02
  Ooh, I got some bad news about that, Eric.
• 1:04:05
  Angela Lansbury, may she rest in peace.
• 1:04:09
  Oh, sorry.
• 1:04:09
  I forgot.
• 1:04:10
  But that's what I was thinking.
• 1:04:11
  I was like, we need a motherly character for the mother to put her in her place.
• 1:04:15
  Dame Judi Dench to show her.
• 1:04:16
  There you go.
• 1:04:18
  She's too busy filming Shazam.
• 1:04:21
  Then Steve and I had one of these moments in our relationship early on.
• 1:04:24
  He had several, like, lady friends who were gorgeous, way prettier than me.
• 1:04:28
  who he hung out with all the time.
• 1:04:30
  And I remember at one point I was like, Hey, so are you guys dating?
• 1:04:33
  Like, are we not exclusive?
• 1:04:35
  Or did you guys used to date?
• 1:04:36
  And it was a really simple answer.
• 1:04:37
  Steve started laughing.
• 1:04:38
  I was like, Oh God, no.
• 1:04:39
  I would never touch any of them.
• 1:04:40
  I've seen what they look like.
• 1:04:42
  Exactly.
• 1:04:42
  I don't love these hoes.
• 1:04:43
  I'm about the dough.
• 1:04:45
  Get back.
• 1:04:45
  And then I sent them back to the corner.
• 1:04:47
  You guys use these things called words.
• 1:04:49
  Yeah.
• 1:04:49
  To communicate.
• 1:04:50
  With each other.
• 1:04:51
  Or pictographs if words don't work.
• 1:04:53
  Yeah, they don't know how to use those in these movies.
• 1:04:55
  That costs extra when you add more words in the movie.
• 1:04:59
  It costs more.
• 1:05:00
  We spend all of our money on that history of the cuckoo clock scene.
• 1:05:04
  Oh my god, they, yeah, they blew the budget.
• 1:05:07
  It takes this 150 movie to 152.
• 1:05:10
  Are you kidding?
• 1:05:11
  Renting those cars for a day is more than 152.
• 1:05:14
  Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 1:05:14
  And here's the stupidest part of that.
• 1:05:16
  She then goes back and tells Sonya like, You believe that he thinks
• 1:05:20
  that me and Esai Morales are a thing?
• 1:05:22
  Ah!
• 1:05:23
  Right?
• 1:05:23
  And I'm like, You don't You told him you're not, right?
• 1:05:25
  Like, this is when we get to, No, I just can't stand jealous men.
• 1:05:29
  This is also the point where Steve should have gone, Oh, she's the daughter.
• 1:05:37
  Yeah, this was The point when they mentioned it specifically that she
• 1:05:42
  was the daughter because I thought it was going to be Isai Morales.
• 1:05:45
  They specifically said child.
• 1:05:47
  Plot twist.
• 1:05:48
  And she was like, mom, what are you doing?
• 1:05:49
  Because she was sitting there on the floor drunk.
• 1:05:51
  We've all been there.
• 1:05:51
  She calls everybody mom.
• 1:05:53
  She said something coy about like only one drink out of this
• 1:05:56
  bottle or something like that.
• 1:05:58
  It was like, okay.
• 1:05:59
  But prior to that, the thing I'm surprised that Steve didn't pick up
• 1:06:02
  on was the fact that earlier in the movie they were talking and she was
• 1:06:06
  like regarding the cuckoo clock and she was like, well, what about, you know,
• 1:06:09
  what grandma said about it or whatever?
• 1:06:11
  Exactly.
• 1:06:12
  There were so many like little things.
• 1:06:14
  What about what grandma used to say?
• 1:06:15
  You mean what I used to say being your grandmother?
• 1:06:18
  I didn't have a child when I was 68.
• 1:06:20
  She could have been Belladonna's daughter.
• 1:06:22
  I mean, yes, I can see where you would get that confused for sure.
• 1:06:25
  So what happens, oh yeah, so Vic and his buddy Torres now, cause they're buddies
• 1:06:28
  now, the guy in the Impala, they go to the junkyard cause he says, fuck it, I'm
• 1:06:32
  gonna break in and steal my car, I guess.
• 1:06:34
  I wrote down a note, he's walking down the road, and Torres walks up to
• 1:06:38
  him, right, cause isn't he carrying groceries again or something like that?
• 1:06:40
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:41
  Wants to give him a ride.
• 1:06:42
  I wrote down, is he eating a push pop?
• 1:06:44
  He was drinking it.
• 1:06:45
  Is that what he was doing?
• 1:06:46
  There's that like scene you see it in a lot of like older films, a guy's
• 1:06:49
  walking down the road, you know, with an ice cream or a beer or something.
• 1:06:51
  And he's just kind of slowly doing whatever.
• 1:06:53
  And he's doing the same thing, but I'm like, is that a push pop?
• 1:06:55
  Like, is that a Flintstones push pop?
• 1:06:57
  It looked like he was drinking it because it kind of goes back to earlier.
• 1:07:01
  in the movie and he had his groceries and his ice cream melted.
• 1:07:04
  This is the deep plot that is in this movie.
• 1:07:06
  So yes, he gets picked up by Torres.
• 1:07:07
  Also, is Torres following him now?
• 1:07:10
  I'm wondering, he's a little stalkery, right?
• 1:07:12
  Yeah, a little bit.
• 1:07:13
  Palm Springs is not very big, apparently.
• 1:07:15
  And the guy's unemployed, so boom.
• 1:07:17
  Yes.
• 1:07:18
  So they go to like break in and steal his car back, but the car's gone!
• 1:07:21
  Nope, there it is, it's right over there.
• 1:07:23
  And they overhear like a conversation of like, Oh yeah, 200, you get it for
• 1:07:26
  the day or whatever the hell it was.
• 1:07:28
  Like.
• 1:07:28
  You're renting out my car, you asshole!
• 1:07:31
  And confrontation happens and Torres has it all on his phone or whatever.
• 1:07:36
  Allegedly.
• 1:07:36
  I was pretty sure that was just a ruse.
• 1:07:39
  That was like one of those badass videos they did in sunny in Philadelphia.
• 1:07:42
  He's like, Operation Badass!
• 1:07:45
  Project Badass!
• 1:07:47
  Well, this is where you can find the quality of the place
• 1:07:49
  they're storing the car at.
• 1:07:50
  Because as they roll up, they show like a picture of the little office.
• 1:07:53
  There's a piece of plywood above the door.
• 1:07:55
  That's just spray painted.
• 1:07:56
  Like where some stencils, this has Johnny's junk.
• 1:07:59
  Did that look familiar to you, Dan?
• 1:08:01
  No, it is backyard.
• 1:08:06
  Nice.
• 1:08:07
  But, uh, so yeah, Shatner starts having a heart attack and I'm like.
• 1:08:10
  Okay, he's pretending so then they'll like casually get the keys,
• 1:08:14
  take the car, drive off, and he's like, Hey, worked like a charm.
• 1:08:18
  Nope, he was really having a heart attack, but that's exactly
• 1:08:20
  what happened as they drive off.
• 1:08:22
  You know, they end up getting like a police escort from lady cop.
• 1:08:25
  We're like, no, the guy's having a heart attack.
• 1:08:26
  I'm going to mention again, 44 horsepower.
• 1:08:29
  Okay.
• 1:08:29
  Like this is a high speed pursuit.
• 1:08:32
  And then they're yelling at each other.
• 1:08:33
  He's not a ticket to the hospital and then he get the police escort.
• 1:08:36
  It's like the slowest police chase ever.
• 1:08:39
  Did you notice the second police car come out of nowhere instantly on their tail?
• 1:08:42
  Yeah.
• 1:08:42
  When you're only going 44 miles an hour.
• 1:08:45
  I mean, come on.
• 1:08:46
  It's not hard to catch this.
• 1:08:46
  They were called from two counties over and caught up.
• 1:08:49
  Yeah, so then he goes to the hospital, and a couple days later, whatever, he's at the
• 1:08:52
  bar, and Spinelli's like, Hey, how was it?
• 1:08:55
  Like, I don't know.
• 1:08:56
  Near death experience.
• 1:08:57
  I don't want to be like Ted, the guy on the scooter.
• 1:09:00
  Okay.
• 1:09:01
  I want to be with Carolyn.
• 1:09:04
  Oh, okay, cool.
• 1:09:06
  Then just go talk to her.
• 1:09:07
  That's all you need to do, guys.
• 1:09:08
  Instead, he's like, hey, can you, uh, can you help me change awkwardly
• 1:09:12
  for the next three or four minutes?
• 1:09:13
  Change out of these hospital clothes and into pants.
• 1:09:16
  I expected to see William Shatner butt cheeks.
• 1:09:20
  I was gripping the sides of the chair.
• 1:09:22
  Well, I see the captain's log.
• 1:09:23
  Don't you lie to me.
• 1:09:28
  I was not ready for that.
• 1:09:29
  I'm like, I'm gonna be Emotionally.
• 1:09:32
  Just scorned for the rest of my life.
• 1:09:34
  Oh, that's why this thing's rated R.
• 1:09:38
  I know now.
• 1:09:39
  Little William Shatner in there.
• 1:09:41
  Looks like he had a little work in there done.
• 1:09:44
  But yeah, basically after the awkward changing or whatever, they then
• 1:09:48
  show up at like Spinelli's arts and crafts class at the retirement home.
• 1:09:53
  And guys, the greatest song ever written starts playing.
• 1:09:58
  Because it's like, it's a tortoise.
• 1:10:01
  Not a turtle, a tortoise is on land and a turtle in the water.
• 1:10:06
  And you know the best part of that is, my wife goes, That's a Perry Gripz song.
• 1:10:10
  I'm like, oh no.
• 1:10:13
  She has the greatest hits album.
• 1:10:14
  My kids listen to that stuff.
• 1:10:16
  Yeah, so then we go down to the fundraising tortoise rally that has
• 1:10:21
  brought all the dozen of people in town.
• 1:10:24
  The news are there, like, yeah, sorry, I think it's gonna be turned out a
• 1:10:27
  little later once, I don't know, the whole folks are done with their soup.
• 1:10:31
  Yeah, not quite the turnout they were looking for, but Honk honk, who is it?
• 1:10:35
  It's a goddamn golf cart with a paper mache turtle shell.
• 1:10:38
  Obama, it's not just a golf cart, it's a posse of golf carts.
• 1:10:43
  Oh, it is.
• 1:10:43
  All of the golf course.
• 1:10:45
  And the rascals, right?
• 1:10:46
  Exactly.
• 1:10:47
  But did you see some of those golf carts?
• 1:10:48
  There was a hot rod, like ZZ Top golf cart.
• 1:10:50
  That thing was cool.
• 1:10:52
  And if this were in Florida, it'd be those grizzlies or whatever with the
• 1:10:55
  giant wheels Be a snapping turtle.
• 1:10:58
  But yeah, so they, uh, pull up and like, Oh my God, that's so amazing.
• 1:11:03
  Quick.
• 1:11:03
  Get it on film.
• 1:11:04
  The mildest of winds come by and launch that bitch into space.
• 1:11:08
  I mean, it's made of paper.
• 1:11:09
  Izzy, you make crafts.
• 1:11:11
  How late is paper?
• 1:11:13
  Mache is quite light, but not.
• 1:11:16
  a Eight foot turtle disappearing into space while we were watching this.
• 1:11:20
  I was like, oh this thing just landed on like i 90 Killed seven truck drivers What
• 1:11:26
  I wanted the next scene to be is like, yeah, it flies off or whatever Everybody's
• 1:11:30
  like, oh my god, blah blah blah.
• 1:11:31
  I wanted to go to the junkyard And the guy who just stole the
• 1:11:35
  car from is like, RAAAAH!!!
• 1:11:37
  And it lands on him.
• 1:11:38
  No!
• 1:11:39
  No, No, it's opportunity lost again.
• 1:11:42
  Right?
• 1:11:42
  I thought we were on the same wavelength.
• 1:11:44
  The thing gets rocketed up into the air as, as Izzy's saying.
• 1:11:47
  And they're doin the whole, oh my god, he's, it's this chivalry thing
• 1:11:50
  and romanced by him yet again.
• 1:11:52
  And blah, blah, blah, this kind of stuff.
• 1:11:54
  And as he pulls up, or pulls away actually, cause she's busy with the news.
• 1:11:57
  He kind of drives off in the golf cart.
• 1:11:59
  What would have been awesome, is if it had descended.
• 1:12:02
  Good.
• 1:12:03
  You know, from the stratosphere burning up on re entry and then crashed into the
• 1:12:07
  ground in a smoldering pile behind them.
• 1:12:11
  Like, that would have been epic.
• 1:12:13
  I feel like you're picturing this as a Mel Brooks movie.
• 1:12:17
  A hundred percent.
• 1:12:19
  They didn't hit the budget for the fire.
• 1:12:21
  By the way, where's Mel Brooks?
• 1:12:22
  He should be in this movie.
• 1:12:24
  Yeah, where's Mel Brooks?
• 1:12:25
  He should be the guy on the scooter.
• 1:12:26
  You guys, what should have happened was when he's taking his final
• 1:12:30
  driving test, He's pulling out onto the main rope and the turtle
• 1:12:35
  crashes behind him as he pulls out.
• 1:12:39
  The instructor is like, congratulations, the first perfect
• 1:12:41
  driving test I've ever given.
• 1:12:43
  Steps out, boom, flaming tortoise shell.
• 1:12:47
  It should have been used just like in Stuntman where the
• 1:12:49
  plane just keeps nose diving.
• 1:12:53
  Turtle shell just shows up continuously.
• 1:12:57
  Mario Kart around the place.
• 1:13:00
  They look up, it's flying by he leaves while she's talking to reporters or
• 1:13:03
  whatever and he's like watching the news later that night and like the
• 1:13:06
  only clip is like the thing flying off and him screaming, oh shit,
• 1:13:12
  That was a good scene though.
• 1:13:13
  That was a good scene.
• 1:13:13
  Then he goes like for his morning walk or whatever, and there's
• 1:13:16
  this guy, I just have his dude.
• 1:13:18
  'cause every word out of his mouth is dude.
• 1:13:20
  He's like, dude.
• 1:13:21
  That was cool yesterday, dude.
• 1:13:22
  Yeah, thanks, dude.
• 1:13:23
  Hey half a million hits, dude.
• 1:13:25
  Is that a good thing dude?
• 1:13:28
  Oh, yeah, the dog little dude.
• 1:13:29
  Did you know the dog's actual name is prince joff g o f f.
• 1:13:33
  Of course Prince geoff Anyway, moving on.
• 1:13:38
  So now it's the big day of, uh, his retest.
• 1:13:40
  He has zero fatalities as far as we see.
• 1:13:43
  And this is where, yeah, like the district attorney's like
• 1:13:46
  watching him with binoculars.
• 1:13:47
  Cause she just hangs out at the DMV.
• 1:13:50
  That's how it is in that family.
• 1:13:51
  How bad is your life?
• 1:13:54
  And all of his bar buddies are there too, like hiding under the
• 1:13:57
  one tree so that they can be in the shade for more than 15 minutes.
• 1:14:00
  And they're all like cheering him on like, yeah, good job.
• 1:14:03
  Oh, that's right.
• 1:14:04
  He goes on to the actual road and he like slams on the brakes.
• 1:14:07
  The instructor's like, what the hell?
• 1:14:08
  What's going on?
• 1:14:09
  Like, and he gets out and he gets a tortoise out of the street.
• 1:14:11
  And I'm like, so the instructor didn't see that.
• 1:14:14
  Uh, okay.
• 1:14:15
  Well, whatever.
• 1:14:15
  I don't know.
• 1:14:16
  But he saved the tortoise and took it back out to some sand
• 1:14:19
  10 feet away from the road.
• 1:14:21
  I have to give William Shatner some credit because I picked up turtles
• 1:14:23
  that size and they're not very light.
• 1:14:25
  So I'll give him some credit for picking a heavy thing up.
• 1:14:27
  Yeah.
• 1:14:27
  It was made of paper mache.
• 1:14:30
  And then he flew off into space.
• 1:14:32
  Like, little Gamera, just, Ran to all children.
• 1:14:38
  But, uh, And so that reminds him, Oh, that's right, I want to be with
• 1:14:41
  Carolyn, so he goes to the cafe.
• 1:14:43
  Yeah, he's there.
• 1:14:44
  She introduces Sonya as her daughter.
• 1:14:46
  Isai Morales shows up.
• 1:14:48
  They, like, kiss or whatever.
• 1:14:50
  And he's like, oh, all right.
• 1:14:52
  No match for Isai Morales, obviously.
• 1:14:54
  He's like 50 years my junior.
• 1:14:55
  Her son.
• 1:14:56
  Yeah, that's what I thought.
• 1:14:58
  That's why, like, the kissing thing here in the last scene, I'm like, well,
• 1:15:00
  at this point I'd already figured out, okay, so Sonia's the one child that
• 1:15:04
  she had and spoke of, or whatever.
• 1:15:06
  Like, then who is Isai Morales?
• 1:15:07
  Is he just some painter dude that hangs out with?
• 1:15:10
  Yeah, that makes sense, too.
• 1:15:11
  Why didn't she just say that?
• 1:15:12
  I don't know, because then we'd have the last 30 minutes of this movie.
• 1:15:16
  But, uh, yeah, then we meet Isai Morales husband, Brian.
• 1:15:19
  Oh, hi nice to meet you.
• 1:15:21
  And then yeah, she mentioned something about doing a painting
• 1:15:24
  and I'm like a nude painting?
• 1:15:25
  When's that coming out?
• 1:15:26
  Is that going to be at the next auction?
• 1:15:28
  After they finally explain it a little bit, not much, but
• 1:15:31
  just enough, and they're like, oh, I'm sorry, and they kiss.
• 1:15:35
  And then everyone in the cafe applauds because they have nothing
• 1:15:39
  better to do in their life.
• 1:15:40
  Roll credits.
• 1:15:41
  Nope!
• 1:15:41
  There's more, guys.
• 1:15:43
  Because then we go to Vic's house.
• 1:15:44
  Carolyn's visiting, and Torres is there too, like, helping,
• 1:15:47
  like, fix the car, right?
• 1:15:48
  Because he's got the Porsche back, everybody.
• 1:15:50
  He passed his test and all that.
• 1:15:51
  And then he basically hands Torres the keys, like, Hey, you wanna do the honors?
• 1:15:55
  Take it for a test drive, make me an offer, I've found my new
• 1:15:58
  baby, and then kisses Carolyn.
• 1:16:00
  So fake!
• 1:16:01
  Lies!
• 1:16:03
  Not both, don't give up the car.
• 1:16:05
  Yeah, right?
• 1:16:06
  Joke's on you, Torres, it's a kit car.
• 1:16:08
  It's not a real Porsche.
• 1:16:09
  I can't believe I didn't realize that when I was fixing it.
• 1:16:12
  So that's an interesting point you bring up there, Brad, and I'm glad
• 1:16:15
  we're finally at this because the ending scene has a lot to do with the 356.
• 1:16:19
  And I was convinced it didn't say Speedster on the side.
• 1:16:24
  It was a super 1600 on the back.
• 1:16:26
  The lights were definitely 55 like all this kind of stuff.
• 1:16:28
  I was really trying to place the car and there was a couple shots of the interiors.
• 1:16:32
  It didn't look right.
• 1:16:32
  They just looked out of period for like a 55, 356.
• 1:16:35
  And Tanya said, she goes, it says something with a C on the side, right?
• 1:16:39
  And I'm like, Oh, it must be like some custom, like a Beck or
• 1:16:42
  something like that, or replica.
• 1:16:43
  It's really a beetle, you know, or whatever.
• 1:16:45
  Turns out it's a real three 56.
• 1:16:47
  I got confirmation that there's an owner.
• 1:16:48
  It's thing.
• 1:16:50
  There was a PCA.
• 1:16:51
  Decal on the rear grill and all that kind of stuff.
• 1:16:54
  So it turns out it's actually a very special three 56,
• 1:16:57
  55, three 56 continental.
• 1:17:01
  And so they did this limited run.
• 1:17:03
  Portia did where they kind of mimic the Lincoln continental idea, super luxurious,
• 1:17:08
  had all this other kind of stuff.
• 1:17:10
  And what's really interesting about it is it's sort of this.
• 1:17:13
  Half year split between the early 356s and when the 356As came out
• 1:17:19
  and followed by the Bs, the Cs, and the Carrera GS and all that stuff.
• 1:17:22
  So it's like a really limited run of 356.
• 1:17:25
  So it's actually a pretty rare car.
• 1:17:26
  Once I kind of found that out, it gave me a new focus on the film to
• 1:17:31
  say, Why did they pick that when they could have gotten any other run of
• 1:17:34
  the mill early 356 they wanted to?
• 1:17:37
  But they chose that maybe because they knew somebody that had it.
• 1:17:40
  you know, in their garage, whatever the, you know, low in the car.
• 1:17:43
  But still, it's pretty interesting that like a lot of the stars in
• 1:17:47
  the film, it into itself is a star in the collector car community,
• 1:17:51
  especially in the Porsche community.
• 1:17:52
  So I thought that was pretty cool.
• 1:17:53
  Yeah.
• 1:17:54
  Okay.
• 1:17:54
  Yeah.
• 1:17:54
  So yeah, Torres drives in that, but then almost immediately Shatner
• 1:17:58
  pulls up in that BMW i8, the blue one from the track or whatever.
• 1:18:01
  I'm like, Oh, That's the new baby he's found.
• 1:18:04
  He was just pulling Carol's chain.
• 1:18:06
  I get it.
• 1:18:06
  All right.
• 1:18:07
  And then, uh, yeah, they do a little vroom vroom at the light.
• 1:18:09
  I assume they both get pulled over and we get a sequel.
• 1:18:13
  And then we get Spinelli the Impala, like hitting them switches.
• 1:18:17
  Everyone wants to see Christopher Lloyd hitting switches.
• 1:18:19
  Yeah.
• 1:18:20
  Alright, did you guys notice at the one point, I think he actually smacked
• 1:18:24
  his head on the roof of the car.
• 1:18:25
  Oh, he totally did.
• 1:18:26
  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:27
  He gave himself a concussion.
• 1:18:28
  It was painful.
• 1:18:29
  Like, that's why you wear a seatbelt.
• 1:18:30
  When Christopher Lloyd rolls off into, like, the desert area, first
• 1:18:33
  thing that came to mind to me was the one episode of Roadkill where
• 1:18:37
  they got one and took it off roading.
• 1:18:39
  I'm gonna take it up to you, like.
• 1:18:40
  Yeah, I can see where you're going, yeah.
• 1:18:43
  But that car suited him, though.
• 1:18:45
  He looked good in that car.
• 1:18:46
  It worked for him.
• 1:18:47
  He is Christopher Lloyd.
• 1:18:48
  Roll credits.
• 1:18:49
  There was no bonus.
• 1:18:50
  You know, I didn't really stay around to the end, and even if there was extra,
• 1:18:53
  I don't think it would have mattered.
• 1:18:55
  I didn't either.
• 1:18:55
  I think some bloopers or some outtakes would have been
• 1:18:58
  fun for this movie, though.
• 1:19:00
  This is a Burt Reynolds movie?
• 1:19:00
  What are you expecting here?
• 1:19:02
  Him and Dom DeLuise, right, going at it.
• 1:19:05
  He's expecting the Marvel clip at the end of the credits.
• 1:19:09
  Samuel L.
• 1:19:09
  Jackson shows up for the sequel.
• 1:19:12
  If he was the bus driver the whole time.
• 1:19:15
  Ah, on that note.
• 1:19:16
  So yeah, guys, that's Senior Moment.
• 1:19:18
  Would you recommend it?
• 1:19:19
  Yes.
• 1:19:20
  Fun for the whole family.
• 1:19:21
  It's a great date night movie.
• 1:19:23
  Liar.
• 1:19:25
  Parents will love it.
• 1:19:26
  You can Netflix and blue pill.
• 1:19:31
  Who is this?
• 1:19:32
  Go, Kirk.
• 1:19:32
  You're slap, happy grandpappy.
• 1:19:34
  I love it.
• 1:19:35
  Oh my God.
• 1:19:37
  So is that recommendations all around then?
• 1:19:39
  Mailman Dan?
• 1:19:40
  I'm middle of the road on this one.
• 1:19:42
  It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
• 1:19:44
  We've seen much worse train wrecks than this.
• 1:19:46
  Go in with real low expectations.
• 1:19:48
  That way they're read.
• 1:19:49
  Lowered expectations.
• 1:19:53
  That's what it is.
• 1:19:54
  There's definitely worse movies than that movie.
• 1:19:57
  If you're doing something else and need background noise.
• 1:20:00
  You want it to be William Shatner for some reason.
• 1:20:02
  You put on Frazier instead.
• 1:20:04
  Now I know how this works.
• 1:20:05
  Don't listen to his album.
• 1:20:06
  Listen to Senior Moment.
• 1:20:07
  The Rascal Bumper Cars.
• 1:20:09
  Portion of the movie just made it from the driving test was
• 1:20:12
  definitely up there to there again.
• 1:20:13
  There's these little vignettes these little moments that you can stitch
• 1:20:17
  together into the trailer for this movie And you've seen the whole thing which
• 1:20:20
  is the disappointing part I felt like I saw the whole movie before I saw the
• 1:20:24
  movie which is fine and neither here nor there But i'm with dan i'm sort of 50
• 1:20:27
  50 on this My wife comes to the table and says there's nothing redeeming.
• 1:20:31
  There was a painful lack of story, no plot, no point, toxic masculinity.
• 1:20:36
  Like, there's a lot of things in the negative column.
• 1:20:39
  Don't disagree with her and that's why I'm 50 50 on it.
• 1:20:41
  But on the same token, I look at it and go, It's Jean Smart.
• 1:20:46
  It's Half of the Sheen clan, it's this, it's that.
• 1:20:49
  It's one of the Sheens.
• 1:20:51
  It's a flying turtle.
• 1:20:53
  It's one of the Estevez's, guys.
• 1:20:55
  It's the Estevez B side.
• 1:20:58
  Look, if Charlie and Emilio showed up filming Young Guns 3 or something, yeah,
• 1:21:02
  that'd be great, but that's not this one.
• 1:21:05
  All of that aside, the point is, You have to appreciate it for William
• 1:21:09
  Shatner doing a movie at 90 years old and looking good doing it.
• 1:21:14
  He's still there and I feel like he's drinking from whatever Fountain
• 1:21:18
  of Youth Betty White was at.
• 1:21:20
  I want to see him do another movie like this when he's 100.
• 1:21:22
  For that alone, it's worth watching because how many times do you get to
• 1:21:27
  see a 90 plus year old actor Doing something like this in hollywood.
• 1:21:32
  Well now the christopher plumber's gone But but you get my point though, right?
• 1:21:37
  So for that I appreciate it.
• 1:21:38
  Oh, yeah, totally I get it Yeah, it's impressive.
• 1:21:40
  I'll give it that it was better than I thought but guys it doesn't matter what
• 1:21:43
  we think because rotten tomatoes Oh god, what do you think the critics thought
• 1:21:48
  do we have any numbers out of 100?
• 1:21:50
  How many thought it was good tanya pretty low, but I saw what the number was brad.
• 1:21:54
  Is it single digits.
• 1:21:56
  Is that your guess?
• 1:21:58
  I'm gonna guess nine and a half percent.
• 1:22:02
  Robin.
• 1:22:03
  Mandan.
• 1:22:04
  I was thinking like, probably like a 33, 34.
• 1:22:07
  Oh, okay.
• 1:22:08
  Eric?
• 1:22:08
  I know the answer, so I can't say.
• 1:22:10
  I'm gonna stay.
• 1:22:11
  Izzy?
• 1:22:11
  I am gonna go with my super generous 17 percent.
• 1:22:15
  I believe Izzy is the closest.
• 1:22:16
  It's 21 percent with the critics.
• 1:22:18
  But.
• 1:22:20
  What about that audience score?
• 1:22:21
  The one that really matters.
• 1:22:22
  Fuck those critics!
• 1:22:24
  Izzy, any guess on the audience?
• 1:22:26
  Uh, 25.
• 1:22:27
  Brad?
• 1:22:27
  I'm gonna guess zero because nobody watched it.
• 1:22:31
  Alright, Dan?
• 1:22:32
  I'm gonna say a drop down to like 15 on that.
• 1:22:35
  76 percent with the audience.
• 1:22:38
  Guys, when you're doing the audience score, you have to be like, Who's
• 1:22:40
  gonna watch a movie called Senior Moments starring William Shatner?
• 1:22:43
  Everyone.
• 1:22:44
  Old people.
• 1:22:47
  And they're gonna be like, Oh, that was so sweet.
• 1:22:49
  She put pot in the strudel.
• 1:22:51
  Old people are only gonna watch it when it ends up on Turner Classic Movies.
• 1:22:55
  It's still got a long ways to go before it gets there.
• 1:22:59
  All right, but now the real question.
• 1:23:00
  Worldwide box office gross.
• 1:23:03
  And yes, it does have one.
• 1:23:04
  Really?
• 1:23:05
  Yep.
• 1:23:06
  I didn't even know this was in theaters.
• 1:23:07
  It apparently so.
• 1:23:08
  It was during COVID.
• 1:23:09
  No, no, it was released in 2021.
• 1:23:11
  During COVID?
• 1:23:13
  It was the middle of COVID, yeah.
• 1:23:14
  But I guess it was shot back in 2018 because that one guy
• 1:23:16
  died in 2019, you were saying.
• 1:23:18
  So I don't know.
• 1:23:19
  Okay, well there's a worldwide gross, any guesses?
• 1:23:21
  I'm always wrong on these.
• 1:23:23
  I'm gonna go high this time.
• 1:23:25
  100 million dollars.
• 1:23:26
  No, not that the answer?
• 1:23:28
  No.
• 1:23:28
  No.
• 1:23:28
  Seven and a half million.
• 1:23:30
  Tanya?
• 1:23:30
  Worldwide?
• 1:23:31
  Worldwide.
• 1:23:32
  Now see, I am going to go.
• 1:23:33
  It's also the same as the U.
• 1:23:34
  S.
• 1:23:35
  So don't worry.
• 1:23:36
  It's not like this premiered at Cannes or something.
• 1:23:39
  Now I was listening to something.
• 1:23:41
  I was listening to Hot Ones with Matt Damon.
• 1:23:43
  Matt Damon.
• 1:23:45
  He was saying something about I like them donuts.
• 1:23:47
  You just had to make a hundred million to even like begin to possibly be recouping.
• 1:23:52
  I'm going to go with 112.
• 1:23:55
  $112 million.
• 1:23:56
  You think this movie made 112 million?
• 1:23:58
  No.
• 1:23:58
  No.
• 1:23:59
  Okay.
• 1:23:59
  Brad, how about you?
• 1:24:00
  What did Eric say?
• 1:24:02
  I said seven and a half.
• 1:24:03
  Seven a half?
• 1:24:04
  Six.
• 1:24:04
  I'm gonna go 7.51.
• 1:24:06
  No.
• 1:24:06
  Yeah, I thought about that.
• 1:24:07
  7.5 and $1 Bob.
• 1:24:10
  Two and a half million.
• 1:24:11
  Dan, I was thinking like 3.2.
• 1:24:13
  Is he $3.20?
• 1:24:15
  3.2
• 1:24:18
  Deutch Marks.
• 1:24:19
  Pesos.
• 1:24:19
  I seem to remember the lowest grossing theatrical release movie of all
• 1:24:23
  time made 15 and had two refunds.
• 1:24:26
  Yes, that's The Six Roads.
• 1:24:27
  Sorry, Catherine Heigl.
• 1:24:29
  Catherine Heigl film!
• 1:24:31
  So I'm gonna go 22 and one refund.
• 1:24:34
  Izzy is the closest, 41, 598.
• 1:24:38
  No way!
• 1:24:41
  Yep.
• 1:24:41
  Wow.
• 1:24:43
  It's under a million.
• 1:24:45
  Under a hundred grand.
• 1:24:46
  Let's see.
• 1:24:46
  Yeah.
• 1:24:47
  The film was released four days after William Shatner's 90th
• 1:24:49
  birthday and, uh, Shatner and Lloyd appeared in Star Trek three, the
• 1:24:53
  search for Spock for Spock's gold.
• 1:24:56
  That's right.
• 1:24:56
  Search for Spock's gold.
• 1:24:57
  Uh, Shatner's character is a former NASA test pilot in real life.
• 1:25:01
  Shatner flew into space aboard the Blue Origin spacecraft, New
• 1:25:04
  Shepard 4, on October 13th, 2021.
• 1:25:08
  No, he flew aboard the USS Enterprise in 1967.
• 1:25:14
  And now the sad one, uh, final cinematic appearances of Oh, geez.
• 1:25:19
  Kay Ballard, who died at 93.
• 1:25:21
  Denise DeBari, who died at 63.
• 1:25:25
  And Jack Wallace, I think that's the guy on the scooter, who died at 86.
• 1:25:28
  They all passed away mysteriously from January 2019 to April of 2020.
• 1:25:33
  From boredom after watching.
• 1:25:36
  I mean, natural causes, definitely not COVID.
• 1:25:38
  But we've reached the most important part.
• 1:25:41
  What did we learn from Senior Moment?
• 1:25:44
  Anyone learn anything from this movie?
• 1:25:45
  Well, I did, but you missed one bit of important trivia.
• 1:25:49
  I always have an extra little bit for you guys, right?
• 1:25:51
  Oh, what's that?
• 1:25:52
  Jean Smart has a laundry list of things that she's been in, as we all know.
• 1:25:56
  She's the jewel amongst all the rest of them in this movie.
• 1:25:59
  It's not Christopher Lloyd?
• 1:26:00
  He's a national treasure.
• 1:26:01
  It's different, right?
• 1:26:02
  You Estevez?
• 1:26:04
  Joe Estevez?
• 1:26:05
  Can anyone guess what animated?
• 1:26:09
  series she did some voice acting on.
• 1:26:12
  Dragon Ball Z.
• 1:26:13
  SpongeBob SquarePants.
• 1:26:14
  Cars.
• 1:26:15
  Is it from the 90s?
• 1:26:16
  Yes.
• 1:26:16
  X Men.
• 1:26:17
  Animaniacs.
• 1:26:18
  Gargoyles.
• 1:26:18
  Tailspin.
• 1:26:19
  Care Bears.
• 1:26:20
  You guys give up?
• 1:26:21
  Batman the animated series.
• 1:26:23
  Correct.
• 1:26:23
  Of course, I knew Mark Hamill did a lot in that one.
• 1:26:25
  Oh, who was she?
• 1:26:26
  Oh, Mark Hamill's the Joker.
• 1:26:27
  Any animated series trivia from Eric, the answer is Batman The Animated Series.
• 1:26:32
  Yes.
• 1:26:32
  What role does she?
• 1:26:33
  She played a character named Helen.
• 1:26:35
  Other than that, I'd have to go back and watch to figure out who that is.
• 1:26:40
  You know what, Eric, get back to me.
• 1:26:42
  Helen number three.
• 1:26:43
  She did a lot of voice acting.
• 1:26:45
  It was one episode.
• 1:26:46
  A lot of voice acting.
• 1:26:48
  She was the owner of the strudel shop in season three,
• 1:26:52
  The Return of the Clock King.
• 1:26:54
  She had one line.
• 1:26:55
  He was after her cuckoo clock.
• 1:26:56
  I would bet a slow amount of money she's probably in an episode of Supernatural.
• 1:27:00
  A slow amount of money.
• 1:27:03
  A low amount of money.
• 1:27:05
  I would probably bet a low amount of money on that too.
• 1:27:08
  She's been on everything, that's for sure if you look at her.
• 1:27:10
  It was in a bunch of episodes of Frasier.
• 1:27:13
  Seven, I think it was, yeah.
• 1:27:15
  But anyway, that's a little bit of extra trivia for you guys.
• 1:27:17
  So, what did we learn?
• 1:27:19
  Well, I know what I learned.
• 1:27:20
  Turtles are not tortoises.
• 1:27:21
  The song said so.
• 1:27:23
  The song did say so.
• 1:27:24
  A turtle's not a tortoise.
• 1:27:26
  Turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle.
• 1:27:28
  I learned Helen Ventrix was Lloyd Ventrix's ex wife.
• 1:27:32
  I'm looking up to Helen in the, uh, Batman animated series now, sorry.
• 1:27:37
  You've got him down a Batman animated series rabbit hole, y'all.
• 1:27:40
  She was the mother of the girl that had the invisible friend mojo.
• 1:27:44
  Yes.
• 1:27:45
  You guys remember that episode?
• 1:27:45
  I do remember that.
• 1:27:46
  Yeah.
• 1:27:47
  So she was the mom.
• 1:27:47
  Oh yeah.
• 1:27:48
  I, I totally remember that.
• 1:27:49
  Be No Evil is the name of the episode.
• 1:27:50
  Spoiler alert.
• 1:27:51
  Supernatural ripped that episode off too.
• 1:27:53
  Sure.
• 1:27:53
  Did any other, uh, nuggets of wisdom?
• 1:27:57
  I learned that Palm Springs is not the retirement paradise.
• 1:28:01
  It once was crack dental old people, and there are two cops.
• 1:28:05
  Sorry, I guess that was a stretch.
• 1:28:06
  No, no.
• 1:28:07
  I'm processing that.
• 1:28:08
  It's a sad truth is what it is.
• 1:28:10
  Mm-Hmm.
• 1:28:10
  . I will not be retiring in Bomb Springs as a result of watching that movie.
• 1:28:14
  And then doing this episode, I learned that the I 8 is a plug in hybrid.
• 1:28:19
  Learned 90 percent of romantic comedies can be solved in the middle
• 1:28:24
  of the second act by just saying it.
• 1:28:27
  I'm trying to think of ones where that's not the case and it's the
• 1:28:29
  one where Tom Hanks is the villain.
• 1:28:30
  You've Got Mail, where he's like gaslighting the shit out of Meg
• 1:28:34
  Ryan for two hours of that movie.
• 1:28:36
  Like, okay, yeah, I get it.
• 1:28:37
  He's just a fucking villain.
• 1:28:39
  But still, if one of them would just be like, hey, I'm the rival.
• 1:28:42
  Oh, so we can still bang though, right?
• 1:28:46
  Undoubtedly.
• 1:28:46
  I think I need to take the most useful knowledge from this, but
• 1:28:49
  watching this movie, the one thing I learned is I want to get a bunch of
• 1:28:51
  friends together, go do some rascals and do some bumper cars on rascals.
• 1:28:54
  I am with you on that.
• 1:28:56
  Oh my God.
• 1:28:56
  Let's go to Walmart and we got this.
• 1:28:58
  You and I have joked about this before, but that's you and me in the.
• 1:29:01
  The way distant future, my man, the post office, the DMV, the old folks home.
• 1:29:06
  If it's a private track, you don't even need a license.
• 1:29:09
  Anything's a private track when you have a rascal.
• 1:29:14
  So what did I learn?
• 1:29:15
  I learned that.
• 1:29:17
  I, too, could write a movie that grosses no money.
• 1:29:20
  Almost 42 grand.
• 1:29:21
  And that Tanya thinks that a romantic comedy starring Ramses
• 1:29:25
  IV would be a fantastic film.
• 1:29:27
  The Mummy 4.
• 1:29:29
  Subtitles are all stork, tiger, sand wave.
• 1:29:34
  There's one more thing I learned from this.
• 1:29:36
  Eric is way more of a Star Trek nerd than I initially thought he was.
• 1:29:39
  Where have you been?
• 1:29:40
  Seriously?
• 1:29:41
  We have a whole channel on Discord about this.
• 1:29:43
  About half the channel is in there muted so I don't have to see them.
• 1:29:45
  Oh my god, your mind would explode about the things we theorize about Star Trek.
• 1:29:50
  I don't watch that stuff so this is opening my eyes.
• 1:29:53
  I'm telling you guys, I've said it before, Brad says, you know, if we start
• 1:29:56
  another podcast, if I could start another podcast, it would be a Star Trek podcast
• 1:29:59
  and I would call it Deep Thoughts with Gall Ducat because if a tree falls in a
• 1:30:04
  Bajoran in the forest, it's a Bajoran.
• 1:30:05
  Nobody's there to hear them scream, do they make a sound?
• 1:30:08
  Except Gal Ducat, who has them all mic'd.
• 1:30:11
  Steve's favorite character.
• 1:30:13
  Gal Ducat is a badass.
• 1:30:15
  Pretty much.
• 1:30:17
  Dan's like, I just heard words.
• 1:30:19
  I don't know what you said, but there were words.
• 1:30:21
  They weren't English.
• 1:30:24
  He was speaking Klingon.
• 1:30:25
  They were Cardassian.
• 1:30:26
  That was Toddler gibberish.
• 1:30:27
  Anyway guys, thanks so much for, uh, I don't know, joining
• 1:30:30
  us or we're joining you.
• 1:30:31
  I'm not sure what's going on here exactly.
• 1:30:33
  But, uh, thanks for watching this.
• 1:30:35
  Silly movie with us.
• 1:30:36
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• 1:30:38
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• 1:30:39
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• 1:30:41
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• 1:31:11
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• 1:31:12
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• 1:31:14
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