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Son of a Boy Dad Ep. 72 - LA Livin' (feat. Hollywood Tommy) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 8: What's up, guys, Welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 8: Boy Dad podcast today. It is August first, it is Monday,
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  Speaker 8: and we are out in the beautiful city of.
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles, City of Angels. Players. Are we supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be looking at the camera? So on natural?
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  Speaker 9: This isn't your first This isn't your first podcast. You
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  Speaker 9: know that you're just trying to be talking to me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you're acting so ofward because they
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  Speaker 1: not having something, not having on money.
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  Speaker 10: You don't hold your micro phone on a normal podcast.
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  Speaker 8: It blocks out most of my face. Then I don't
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  Speaker 8: have to face the camera.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a little bit more intimate.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I got you doing a talk show right now.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're the host, though, so set me up, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I have nothing to say. It's like James Cord and
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  Speaker 1: this is weird.
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  Speaker 9: What were you going to.
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  Speaker 1: Say otherwise, I don't know what do you What do
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  Speaker 1: you have to say? I got you a book, I
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  Speaker 1: got you present. Yeah, I know you already gave its
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  Speaker 1: mana want it at all? You didn't get you didn't
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  Speaker 1: get this? What is it?
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  Speaker 8: True stories of grifters, killers, rebels and crooks?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, sir, brother, that's you.
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  Speaker 8: I'm none of those things, believe it or not. So
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  Speaker 8: I'll move on to the next toart.
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  Speaker 10: This is a little gift for you to read on
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  Speaker 10: your plane.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. No, I have my kindle with me. Are you
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  Speaker 1: sure you can't just take the gift.
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 1: I don't read on paper anymore. Damn. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: it's nostalgic. It's it's like a grown back, say the
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  Speaker 1: environment type thing. Right now, you're not finding your private
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  Speaker 1: jet anymore.
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  Speaker 8: Like at Crooks is under four foot ten. I mean
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  Speaker 8: that all crooks are four foot ten.
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  Speaker 9: Probably they have a little Napoleon complexes. That's why they get
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  Speaker 9: into crookery. That's why they go crooked.
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  Speaker 1: That the truth Son of a Boy Dad special fucking episode. Right.
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  Speaker 1: So we're out in the.
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  Speaker 8: Los Angeles, the City of Angels.
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  Speaker 1: We got fucking Mike, Joey fucking Tyler in this bitch, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: tell me this. Guys having fun. Remind your name again.
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  Speaker 8: Sean and Sean, Sean, Sean, the Ones and twos.
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  Speaker 10: Sean Sean sat in a fucking taco today.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. It was fucking sweet. Dude.
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  Speaker 9: He put his full ass into a fucking play of Also, Dude,
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  Speaker 9: that ship was sweet.
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  Speaker 8: Shawn's just crazy like that. Shawn's always pulling wacky stunts,
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  Speaker 8: wacky bits.
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  Speaker 1: He's fucking underhead, the guy.
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  Speaker 8: That's not afraid to sit on a taco for a
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  Speaker 8: couple of laughs.
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  Speaker 1: He dumped the trash can out onto a homeless guy.
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  Speaker 1: It was hilarious. We were just fucking around on skid row,
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  Speaker 1: kicking the needles out of people's arms. It was a
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  Speaker 1: wild hard when you're eating tacos.
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  Speaker 8: Compton, Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 1: We're not in Bro shows some respect, but we were. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: we weren't. Dude, that wasn't Compton. Yeah you know one neighborhood, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know one. Dude.
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  Speaker 9: How was your time out in Saint Louis, bro, Thanks
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  Speaker 9: for asking me that about Saint Louis was very interesting.
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  Speaker 1: This feels like a talk show, I know. How could
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  Speaker 1: you feel like we shouldn't be sitting. I feel like,
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  Speaker 1: why do you sit next to me? Sit next to me?
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  Speaker 1: Then just switched over here. No, no, no, this is fine.
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  Speaker 1: You want me to let me sit in at you.
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  Speaker 8: It feels like I'm literally hosting, like you're my guest
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  Speaker 8: on a on, Like I'm higher up than.
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  Speaker 9: You because you're you're because you can't deal with like
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  Speaker 9: power dynamics of sitting higher and lower, Like you need
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  Speaker 9: me to sit higher than you so you can feel
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  Speaker 9: and you're like, I'm.
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  Speaker 8: Gonna pull out like you're like an album coming out
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  Speaker 8: and feel sit to the camera.
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  Speaker 6: So a room.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me about this. It was a crazy process. He
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  Speaker 1: was immersive. We went to Joshua Tree. It was fucking incredible.
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  Speaker 1: This new book that dude tell us about that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I really wanted to study a lot, so I went
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  Speaker 1: down to Gibraltar and spent some time at your booty.
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  Speaker 1: Why the fuck did you get this book? What is
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  Speaker 1: even in it? You never't even cracked this. It's a
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  Speaker 1: fucking gift for you. Of course I didn't crack it.
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  Speaker 1: I bought it all the fucking way here.
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  Speaker 8: I buy shitty books at airports.
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  Speaker 10: So why this is the best book that they had there?
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  Speaker 1: What do you want Tom Clancy? Bro, you can go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want a book from the airport. Well, where
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  Speaker 1: do you want a book from? Nowhere? A fucking artisanal book.
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  Speaker 1: I were buying myself a book when I'm well and ready.
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  Speaker 1: You're not fucking ready. You used six books last year.
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  Speaker 1: You were into fucking reading, and now you're fucking giving
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  Speaker 1: that ship up. I have my kindle, it's in my reading.
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  Speaker 1: You're way fucking stupid or for it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Probably You've been dumb as fuck recently, but unfortunately successful
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  Speaker 1: as fuck, which is just how it goes. Those are
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  Speaker 1: the breaks it is. I'm killing the game, I know everyone.
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  Speaker 1: That's what everyone's saying. People will d m be out
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  Speaker 1: of the room, will be like satisfucking crushed in Saint Louis.
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  Speaker 8: Dude, I'm killing the game, bro. Yeah, what the we're
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  Speaker 8: calling me next? Up?
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  Speaker 1: That's what I heard. That's literally what I heard too.
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  Speaker 1: People are saying pissing me off, dude, people who are
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  Speaker 1: up right now. It's just to get you.
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  Speaker 8: I'm trying to get you to just jump start those engines.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do I have to do? Bro? Put me on, dude,
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  Speaker 1: put me on my masterclass. Huh?
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  Speaker 9: Put me on what's the first what's one O one
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  Speaker 9: on one?
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be grinding. I know that's not it. All
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  Speaker 1: the time.
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  Speaker 9: Francis said that you spent four hours watching NYPD Blue
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  Speaker 9: in the fucking hotel room.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I was watching Chicago Fire.
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  Speaker 8: But Chicago Fire is the worst, Like the Chicago ones
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  Speaker 8: are the worst versions of those shows.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, Law in Order is.
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  Speaker 8: The best, maybe ncis and then Blue Bloods. Actually, actually
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  Speaker 8: I'll put blue Bloods maybe at the top. Blue Blood's rules.
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  Speaker 1: So what do I gotta do? I gotta grind.
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  Speaker 8: Well, i'd rind at night. I'm like Batman or some shit. Oh,
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  Speaker 8: I watched the New Batman too, when.
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  Speaker 10: Uh, for the first time on the plane out here.
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  Speaker 8: No, I watched it when we got into Saint Louis
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  Speaker 8: on Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Or you're eighty d's acting up right now, tell me
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  Speaker 1: about one thing. Either tell me how to grind, tell
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  Speaker 1: me about fucking NYPD Blue, or fucking tell me about Batman. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really have much to say about the show.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I watched this Chicago Fire show kind of
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  Speaker 8: already explained it to you. The guy, this kid he
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  Speaker 8: injects himself with Ebola and then he goes to the
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  Speaker 8: hospital with a grenade and kills himself and blows himself
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  Speaker 8: up over everybody, and then like it's like a two
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  Speaker 8: hour special episode. And then at the end of the
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  Speaker 8: episode they're like, he wasn't contagious, guys, and he was like,
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  Speaker 8: so that was it.
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  Speaker 1: It was least two hours long. But why'd you watch
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  Speaker 1: it all? Because there was nothing else on TV. There
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  Speaker 1: had to have been something else on TV.
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  Speaker 8: No, there's nothing, because like sometimes if you go to
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  Speaker 8: a hotel, they also don't they don't They just have
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  Speaker 8: the channel numbers and they don't tell you what channel
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  Speaker 8: you're watching or what is on the show what you're watching,
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  Speaker 8: So you still well, yeah, I mean we were in
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  Speaker 8: Saint Louis, But Saint Louis also rules.
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  Speaker 1: Might be the best city in the world. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's making you say that. Just a great city.
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  Speaker 8: I went there and me and Francis went to a
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  Speaker 8: bar on Saturday and we played pool for five hours
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  Speaker 8: straight and we got like four beers each and the
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  Speaker 8: beers worth three dollars.
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  Speaker 1: That is kind of fucking wicked, and the pool was
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  Speaker 1: fifty cents. That's also awesome. But I feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to try and you're pushing the pool thing a
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  Speaker 1: little bit.
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  Speaker 10: Why you're playing pool fucking at every turn?
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  Speaker 1: Dude? We were playing pool in New York because I
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  Speaker 1: watch a Boy's Dangerous Game show. He's playing pool against
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  Speaker 1: literally every single person that comes into the house. You're
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  Speaker 1: playing against Francis down and fucking woo to Mike fifteen times. Way, dude,
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  Speaker 1: is that true?
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  Speaker 8: Francis beat me time and I beat him twice, right, So,
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  Speaker 8: I mean Pool's pretty simple. You just get better at
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  Speaker 8: it if you're older, because you play more. Like if
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  Speaker 8: you're ten years older than me and I'm beating you.
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  Speaker 1: In pool, like that means you something wrong with you.
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  Speaker 9: The best pool players are like one hundred years old
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  Speaker 9: because they just have lives alone, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Francis beat me a lot because he's older than you.
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  Speaker 1: A lot. Yeah, Francis.
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  Speaker 8: So actually what happened was Me and Francis played on
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  Speaker 8: Friday night or no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we played pool off. We played pool on Friday.
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  Speaker 8: We Me and Francis played after the show because we
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  Speaker 8: had one show on Thursday and then two on Friday,
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  Speaker 8: two on Saturday, and we played Friday night after the
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  Speaker 8: shows and I destroyed him. And then the next day
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  Speaker 8: he woke up and he's like, yoh, we should play
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  Speaker 8: some pool today, clearly being like, okay, I gotta get
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  Speaker 8: my redemption.
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  Speaker 1: It was probably eating at him for it was that's
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  Speaker 1: definitely a Francis movie. And then pretty smoked me. He
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  Speaker 1: was probably sleeping fucking the ceiling literally like eight am
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  Speaker 1: was let's play some pool today.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. I was like, dude, we got home like two
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  Speaker 8: hours ago.
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  Speaker 1: Just chalking up a stick at your door when you
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  Speaker 1: open it up in the morning.
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  Speaker 8: We actually didn't drink much at all, which was awesome
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  Speaker 8: because sometimes I drink way too much of those and
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  Speaker 8: then I'm like so hungover that I can't move.
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  Speaker 1: But we actually got a pretty pick.
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  Speaker 8: We played a lot of pool, We played golf, which
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  Speaker 8: was fun. We got some good food, went out to dinner.
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  Speaker 8: I feel like he's a good road partner.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And then he would always you go out after the
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  Speaker 8: show and he'd be like, all right, let's go. We'd
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  Speaker 8: go home and I'd like go home and I'd feel great,
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  Speaker 8: Yeah up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Feel great. He knows what he's doing. If I was
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  Speaker 1: there by myself, I would have said that until six,
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  Speaker 1: you would have drove your body into the ground. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he actually should be on the road life coach. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean he basically is. Yeah. Yeah, I talked to him.
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  Speaker 1: He was like at the fucking four Seasons in Saint Louis,
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  Speaker 1: even Hallidan walked.
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  Speaker 8: Over to the no I think it was the Ritz
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  Speaker 8: Carlton walked over to the Ritz Carlton and got breakfast
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  Speaker 8: and it was like one hundred dollars, but he just.
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  Speaker 1: Wanted to eat something good.
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  Speaker 8: He's very like he is like a health nut, Like
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  Speaker 8: he's like he can't eat like I would.
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  Speaker 1: I would literally just not eat the entire day and
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  Speaker 1: then I'll get the free chicken figures at the club. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's probably how you know. And he was like we would.
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  Speaker 1: We went on to like good ass dinners. You got
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  Speaker 1: to keep it tight, That's what you gotta see. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to keep me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm trying to cut back on drinking. I'm getting so
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  Speaker 8: fat and I'm like just filled with rage.
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  Speaker 1: Mike.
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  Speaker 9: What Mike said that last night after you guys were
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  Speaker 9: doing ketamine with that deaf magician, that.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't ketamine. I don't do ketmine, Mike was doing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean a DoD knows what.
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  Speaker 8: Any type of powder they put in front of him,
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  Speaker 8: it was going in his nose.
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  Speaker 1: But you see how they're not denying the deaf magician though, dude,
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  Speaker 1: they're deaf Magician was definitely there, and the ketamine was
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  Speaker 1: there too, and Mike who Mike did all of those things.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucked up. See, people, I don't know. I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand that people get.
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  Speaker 8: Really insecure when you bring up their drug habits. It's
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  Speaker 8: a real thing though, what his drug inhabit or people
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  Speaker 8: getting no like anyone like oh, if you say someone
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  Speaker 8: did coke once, people were like, whoa, it's I guess
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  Speaker 8: you did?
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  Speaker 1: Who pairs there?
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  Speaker 10: Straight edge doesn't mean you can kick people out of
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  Speaker 10: the closet like this.
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  Speaker 1: I'll kick you out of the closet.
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  Speaker 8: Don't be shoving coke around in the middle of a
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  Speaker 8: packed club if you don't want people know you're doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you talking to? Everybody? Do everyone who's done that? Dude?
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  Speaker 8: That's just like that's like a thing that people do.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe it's just like especially in this, you know, just in.
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  Speaker 1: Front of you. They just want to dangle it in
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  Speaker 1: front of your fucking nose and see how weak you are,
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  Speaker 1: to see how quick. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 8: How many people do like hard drugs.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, we want to see if you'll be like Drew
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  Speaker 9: Barrymore in the club doing fucking coke as like an
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  Speaker 9: eight year old or whatever.
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  Speaker 8: I don't ask do hard drugs, but I'm probably what
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  Speaker 8: I do is probably worse for me than hard drugs.
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  Speaker 1: Or you probably start doing hard drugs you beg for
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  Speaker 1: them though. They'll come out. You'll be like, please, please,
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  Speaker 1: let me get just a little bump.
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  Speaker 8: Ski and then all my friends are like, no, dude,
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  Speaker 8: you're not allowed three years on the stand up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll be doing as bump skis.
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  Speaker 8: All the people that do stand up are like dead sober.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they fucking went through rock bottom there, they
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  Speaker 1: went through Malibu rehab.
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  Speaker 8: I think they all just drank fucked on doing stand
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  Speaker 8: up and then they all were like, oh, probably just
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  Speaker 8: getting out of control.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or they did too many bump skis.
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  Speaker 8: Well, it's just hard because you're at a bar, Like
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  Speaker 8: stand up clubs are bars, yeah, and if they're not,
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  Speaker 8: it's fucked.
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  Speaker 1: It's like probably if they're not at a bar, you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this sucks. Yeah, this is a stupid ass. I've gone.
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  Speaker 8: I've gone ups, Like if I don't really go, I
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  Speaker 8: don't really drink during.
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  Speaker 1: The sets that I have during the weekdays, and.
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  Speaker 8: I'll go and I'm like at a bar so like
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  Speaker 8: I need to have something in my hand, I'll drink
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  Speaker 8: like fifteen club sodas.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's also a dependency type of thing.
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  Speaker 9: But I mean, you talk about how hard it is
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  Speaker 9: for you not to do stand up while you're drinking.
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  Speaker 9: Imagine how hard it would be for the fucking audience
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  Speaker 9: to laugh at you while they're sober.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, No, I don't.
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  Speaker 8: I don't have a I don't really get drunk before
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  Speaker 8: my shows anymore anymore.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
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  Speaker 10: But you would like stop doing it, Like, imagine if.
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  Speaker 8: The crowd had well, I stop dreaming it because it's
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  Speaker 8: making me worse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, and the crowd would definitely be worse if they
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  Speaker 10: were sober.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's why they have It's why clubs have
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  Speaker 1: two drink minimums. Exactly. He got an end because nobody's buying,
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  Speaker 1: they were gonna come and just sit there or whatever.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, dude, some kid at the actually some kid at
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  Speaker 8: the show was like the waiter kept doing One of
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  Speaker 8: the waiters kept be coming back and being like, Hey,
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  Speaker 8: there's some kid out there who wants to give you
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  Speaker 8: guys like five hundred dollars to have a beer with you,
• 13:47
  Speaker 8: and we were like, oh okay, and then he was
• 13:49
  Speaker 8: like the guy was like, but he's cut off so
• 13:53
  Speaker 8: he can't drink. And then we were like, never mind,
• 13:56
  Speaker 8: I'm not trying to hang out with some like belligerently drunk.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: How well would it have been hanging out with him?
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Because if you're splitting two fifty, like even if it's
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: for like fucking ten minutes, like that's pretty good, pretty
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: good rate. I would have done it.
• 14:07
  Speaker 8: I mean, I hanging out with people like that can
• 14:08
  Speaker 8: be annoying.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: That's the case. Race. Good example of that.
• 14:13
  Speaker 10: Was it some dude gonna fucking like skin you you're
• 14:15
  Speaker 10: own stage.
• 14:16
  Speaker 8: I don't want to talk about that though, because I
• 14:17
  Speaker 8: don't want I feel bad.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: You don't want to him the skinny. Yeah, I don't
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: want to make fun of this person. But yeah, no,
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't be making fun of him. You just be
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: talking about how they wanted to skin you.
• 14:26
  Speaker 8: He was just like a little two into me, like
• 14:31
  Speaker 8: not like in that way, just like was way too
• 14:33
  Speaker 8: much of like I love little Sass.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what you want?
• 14:36
  Speaker 10: D isn't that literally the fucking emotion you're getting into.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: It's like I'm making uncomfortable. But yeah, you want people
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: to like you. But it's nobody.
• 14:46
  Speaker 8: I can explain it in detail, but I'm not going
• 14:48
  Speaker 8: to because I don't want to put this kid on
• 14:50
  Speaker 8: the fucking Like everyone who's at the shows is gonna
• 14:52
  Speaker 8: know who I'm talking about. I don't want to put
• 14:54
  Speaker 8: this kid on the fucking it's.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: More for him. He's definitely listening and he knows right now,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: dear Sass. Yeah that's what I don't want though.
• 15:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, because he came out, he's like, like nice guy.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: So he wasn't the guy who was oliginally drunk trying
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: to pay fine. No, No, this guy. That's how I
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: could tell your own top, dude. People are fucking like
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: climbing over each other to suck your cock off right now.
• 15:16
  Speaker 8: No, but the guy that was probably I never hadn't
• 15:18
  Speaker 8: met the guy that was trying, dude. One of the
• 15:20
  Speaker 8: waitresses at the at the club was like hammered and
• 15:23
  Speaker 8: like we finished up our Friday night after our two shows,
• 15:27
  Speaker 8: and she comes back and she's like, are you guys ready?
• 15:30
  Speaker 8: And we were like, for what's like to meet my friends?
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: You're like, what the fuck are you talking about. It's like, no,
• 15:36
  Speaker 8: we're not ready to meet your friends. And then like
• 15:40
  Speaker 8: apparently she was like heckling Francis while he was on stage.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: They're like, come fuck my friend.
• 15:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like and she like flipped him off because she
• 15:48
  Speaker 8: was like front row, taking people's orders, just talking in
• 15:51
  Speaker 8: full volume.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like being a waitress at a comedy
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: club can't be Uh, that can't be, Like you have
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: to know how to act like you can't just you
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: can't having full conversations. I feel like saying no. I
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: feel like they're just used to it. Probably that was
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: the first time I've ever seen that in my entire life.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Despicable dude. Fuck this lady. You're not afraid to put
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: her on blast? No? I mean she sucked? Yeah, yeah, dude,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: fuck that lady. Bitch dude, we're light that bitch up. Dude,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: keeping fucking getting away with it as you just hear it,
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: fucking footsteps going past our door to my house, hearing
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: our dumb ass fucking podcast. I guess self conscious coming
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: to LA to film stuff because I just know so
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: many people out here just filming stuff, because like, oh,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: what are you filming this for.
• 16:36
  Speaker 8: We're like, oh, it's a little show with you go
• 16:38
  Speaker 8: to and they're like, oh, David Dobrick was here last night, Yeah,
• 16:42
  Speaker 8: with literally the cast of The Avengers.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: We were just on Netflix trying tacos. Yeah, the k
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: pop fucking like Black Pink was here. Yeah, dude, I
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: don't know. LA's It's tough. I always get a little bit.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: It's not for me. Yeah, I don't love it. Yeah,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: we'd neither. It didn't do anything to me. But there's
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: just a stigma of like the people that are here.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Everyone here is like frauds.
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah it's fact and not everyone, but there's a lot
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: of people here who are.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Frauds. Yeah, everyone pretty much.
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: I mean when we were at that club last night,
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: I mean how many dudes they were like are you
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: just rubbing?
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: They were rubbing me the wrong way? Oh my god,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: every single one. Yeah, what were they saying? Or frauds?
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: How are they rubbing you the wrong way? Just their way? Dude.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: We love little Sasquat. Shut the fuck up.
• 17:28
  Speaker 10: They're like trying to give him five hundred dollars.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: He's like, who are these fucking kids. It's just like
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: it was like a hostige. It was like some people
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: are just hostile, Like you can you kind of walk around,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: you can kind.
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: Of get the energy, like all these people are all
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: like I'm I'm the best.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: It's a hostility that comes from mess self conscious. Yeah
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: you are.
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: No, I know that's why I flipped because it is
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: a self conscious thing.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: But no, but they're self conscious and I'm so am
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I they're deep self conscious well like day.
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: Walker, Like I don't know. I just like I pulled up.
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: I was fucking exhausted and there's like all these dudes.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah I know, I was. Well that was at the end.
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: I mean I told you I didn't want to go
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: in the beginning. You made me go, right, I didn't
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: want to go to the club because I had just
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: had a fifteen hour day of traveling.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: And then I and then I pull up.
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: I pull up and Mike's like Mike's like yo, Mike's
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: like Yo, We're going to go party with Haley Bieber.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, I don't have it in
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: me for this right now. He's sitting in the corner
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: of the club, just like they don't even know I
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: have four hundred thousand followers. No, it was not that
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: at all. It was like I don't want to go.
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: Home, and that was like, Mommy, I mean, Tommy's a
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: wild card.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tommy cameley looked like the biggest fucking la idiot today.
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: Tommy bought like the most generically normal pair of sunglasses,
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: just ray bands, and somehow we convinced him that he
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: was like a psychopath for buying them. He was like,
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: they really look this bad. They're like, dude, they're just
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: normal ass sunglasses. And it was the easiest. It was
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: like one joke and he was like, dude, I shouldn't
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: have fucking bought these.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: His knees touching each other. Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: Conscious, Tommy's walking around like he got like fucked aggressively
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: in the ass. He's walking around like swinging, swinging his
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: right leg around, limping so aggressively, and it's like he's
• 19:10
  Speaker 8: like I slipped on sludge.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I slipped on sludge in New York.
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: Rodan just dropped some very personal information about Tommy's family.
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: I said their house is six hundred it their house.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I did look up this house on Zillo six hundred
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Did you really?
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's such a weird move, but I've definitely done
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: that before.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, every person's house I ever go to, like how
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: rich are you?
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: How much did you spend on this house? It's crazy that.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: It's just all public record. You can just know how
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: much everybody's house is. It is crazy.
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: Well, like the last time this household it, it went
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: for this much, so I know exactly what tax brackets
• 19:49
  Speaker 9: Tommy's parents are, and I know what they probably eat
• 19:52
  Speaker 9: for dinner every night.
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: They probably do you're like that, Yeah, dude, you always
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: talk about took about a city.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Oh dude.
• 20:00
  Speaker 9: Atlantic City's trash. Dude, it's one of the grossest places
• 20:03
  Speaker 9: on earth.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been?
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: I have not, but I know there's like a lot
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: of gambling there.
• 20:06
  Speaker 9: Right in Philadelphia, the last that I saw a bag
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: of heroin and it's probably changed, but bags of heroin
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: and Philly were six dollars, and in Atlantic City I
• 20:16
  Speaker 9: saw there, I think they're three dollars.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. How do you know this? I think
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: you could just find it out.
• 20:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like a gas station no, they have the outlets
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: there just hanging out.
• 20:27
  Speaker 10: It's just the Heroin outlets right next to the Nike store.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: You can just get fucking heroin into that. The only
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: way you could possibly know that it's if you were
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: buying heroin and the deals are right, but you can't
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: afford not to buy.
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: If you're gonna say something about like a color of
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: like you saw a bag of heroin on the street, Like,
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: was there like a price tag on it?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a fucking big ass return label on it.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: In case the Heroin's no good, you just fucking bring
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: it back. But Atlantic City is just disgusting. You can't
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: get a hotel in the entire city, and the entire
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: city's hotels, but the whole city's empty. So everyone's going
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: there to do the casinos.
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: Right, but not even though some of the hotels aren't casinos,
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: and like all the casinos are booked out. It doesn't
• 21:04
  Speaker 9: make any sense. But then the boardwalks fucking packed sex trafficking.
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: I really think that could be it. Yeah, yeah, I
• 21:10
  Speaker 9: think in Philly.
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: Yes, we were in Philly and you couldn't get a
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: hotel and they were like, sorry, guys, the whole city
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: of Philadelphia is booked actually, and that's probably only really
• 21:21
  Speaker 8: the whole city.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Every single room is booked.
• 21:24
  Speaker 10: And they were trying to get us something in the
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: Atlantic city.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it's probably like the trade state sex trafficking
• 21:30
  Speaker 9: fucking wagon that they have going.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: They just got one. Yeah, they're just going back and forth.
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: I saw I saw a sticker in the bathroom at
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: the airport yesterday. It said stop human trafficking.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Oh help, A guy's gonna have a come to
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Jesus moment, like staring at it and just let a
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: girls are gonna do with that?
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: Need they have that same sticker in the girl's bathroom
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: or now no, women, just stop getting human traffic. They
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: got one for each back Victim Shavy Ye, your ship together.
• 22:03
  Speaker 9: If you're wearing a size six skinny Jeeves, there's a
• 22:06
  Speaker 9: reason you're get.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Get it together, damn dude. Yeah, it doesn't make a
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: lot of sense.
• 22:12
  Speaker 9: You don't really think that a human trafficker is going
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: to come to have like a come to light moment.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: What do you think most types of human traffics is
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: going on? Is it like in Taken where they got
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: like a sixteen year old girl addicted to fucking drugs
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: and she's on a drip or they catch like a
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: six year old and fucking like like bringing them along
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: before they know what's even going on. Think about it.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I know, like what is it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: It's like North Carolina, like one of like the biggest
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: human trafficking places.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: In Massachusetts's grocery store. Yeah, they always they just go
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: to grocerys are for sale. No, they like they like
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: there's like there's.
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: Like tactics that they use, but then they try to
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: get nick people like overthink it now, like they're I mean,
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: that's probably wrong.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: To say, but it's true.
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: They'll be like, oh, there was a tennis ball under
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: my car, Like that means that the person wanted me
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: to grab the tennis ball and then they were gonna
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: grab me.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: It was like maybe a tennis ball rolled roll underneath it. Yeah,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: fucking cut the leashes, folks.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: But there's all there's like all different like oh, like
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: if your window wipers are up, you're getting trafficked.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Oh really Hm, I've seen those like tiktoks where you're
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: supposed to have like the sign behind your back or whatever.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, Like a hand, like
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: some kind of hand single signal or something like that.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: We've never seen those and now I've never even heard
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: of that.
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: It's it was like a big you know, like the
• 23:32
  Speaker 9: like it was happening like a lot of Indian dudes
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: or like Asian dudes would do like valor tiktoks or whatever,
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: where they like save someone from like like an old
• 23:40
  Speaker 9: lady from like getting hit by a motorcycle or something.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: No, I know Alex.
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: Jones did that, though, didn't Alex Jones like stop human trafficking?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I think it was.
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: I don't know if it was fake or not. I'm
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: assuming it was. But there's like a van and Alex
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: Jones like gets like in front of the van and
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: like pulls like thirty kids.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Out of it. He staged it just so he could them. Yeah,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I mean that's a sign of Alex Jones. People don't
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: want you to see. Yeah, honestly, he's a fucking hero.
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: Right, I'm pretty sure I'm not making this up. I'm
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: pretty sure that's the real thing.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Dude. You know, the basketball player JJ Reddick. There's like
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: a story.
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: That like he was into uber and there was like
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: a like he saw like a body in the back
• 24:16
  Speaker 9: seat like a moving like tiny human body and he
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: had he made the uber driver like let him out
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: on the side of the of the highway or whatever.
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: But he didn't like do anything to stop it. And
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: he didn't get the like number of the uber driver
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: or like he didn't get the license plate. That's ridiculous.
• 24:30
  Speaker 9: He couldn't be true. That's he like told the story. Tyler,
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: have you not heard the story? He like tells the story,
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: like you could go onto your uber app and be like, oh,
• 24:38
  Speaker 9: this was the guy's license plate for whatever reason.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Like he's a picture of his face. Yeah, he went right,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: he went. He was a part of my taketh like
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: that day or something like that. Like, dude, there's a
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: script that was yes, there was a girl in a
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: cage in the back. I'm not lying. That's just no way.
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: The superdrivers like the superdriver kidnapped him and he's like,
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna let's let's try and make a couple of
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: quick bucks before.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I bring you up. He was like a person in
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: the back seat. He tells his story so distinctly, and
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: he like, I.
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: Mean I could just make up a story like that
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: until it very distinctly as well, well, what will be here?
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: Guys have to be making up you guys have to
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: be missing some key points of this story.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: He actually came under fire for not doing anything.
• 25:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it starts with this is nonfiction.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I did not make this up. Man, fucking debug his nonfiction.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I did not make this up. He thought that he
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: made it up because he hadn't said that it was
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: non fiction at that point.
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: So he got into an uber looks to like the
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: left of him, and there's just a girl and like
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: a dog crate and he's like him and his wife yes,
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: And then they were like, all right, let's get a
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: different Huber and they just like, can you just let
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: us out here? And they're like all right, And that
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: was it. And then what didn't register to him? Did
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: it register to him? Like thirty minutes later? Well what, No,
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: it registered right away. That's why he wanted to get out.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: But he was like, uh, I mean, I bet he
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: didn't want to get trafficked.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Well, this guy first trapper, like forget he.
• 26:06
  Speaker 11: Thought it was a robbery, So you just want to
• 26:08
  Speaker 11: get his family out Apparently, or.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: So he says, you didn't see the kid he just
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: saw blamed is in a moving body and the kid.
• 26:16
  Speaker 11: According to Ces, human trafficking is not always top of
• 26:19
  Speaker 11: mind too.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: See, you don't really know. You don't know what he
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: was doing. So are you sure that it's just something
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: that people fucking can can just let go of and
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: that they're taking too seriously? Me, Yeah, you don't know.
• 26:32
  Speaker 10: No, you just said fuck out.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You said, you said we should, you said cut. Those
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: are your exact words where we have to cut the
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: leap because I was playing on what you said. I
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: was fucking building on what you had fucking said. You said,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: it's not that big of it. You said it's overblown.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: No I didn't, Yes you did. Yes, I would never
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: say that. That sounds like something Trapper would say. No,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I wasn't blaming on anybody.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: I was blaming it on the the human traffickers.
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah right, dude, you're gonna write a memoir like if
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: I fucking did it?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, like Quiggs, were you there for that? What?
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: But again, like, I'm pretty sure I could kill a
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: lot of people get away with it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I feel him, dude. Yeah he couldn't.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah he could.
• 27:21
  Speaker 10: He definitely could.
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: Anybody that's like pretty smart can definitely kill because the
• 27:25
  Speaker 9: people who wind up doing the killers.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: He was really smart and they got him, but he
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: just kept on going. Dude, Now he didn't think he's
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: going to kill it two people, but he sent so
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: many bombs out. Yeah, and they all sucked.
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: But I'm saying if he if he had just set
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: one bomb out, he could have got away with it.
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: But trying like fifteen years planning out one bomb, and
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: he would send it out and he would like graze
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: someone's fingertip, so people and everyone was like, this guy's
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: a fucking genius. Bombs are bombs are also way harder?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bombs are hardy bombs. Oh, you must know he's
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: having to build a bomb. I don't think it's that hard.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: How would you even start, dude? I would google how
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: to build a bomb? And you have you'd be able
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: to watch this like that.
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: I would go to the private tab on so far
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: how to build a bomb?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: You go, How the fuck does he keep getting away
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: with it? He must be on private.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: That's like something that we would have an ad for
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: for sure. Private some like proxy VPN. You guys looking
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: to side your search history? You want to build him
• 28:27
  Speaker 8: from the ornament use code's son.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Tired of the MPI and BAT while you're trying to
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: human traffic.
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: I'm like, we'll have an ad for that in the
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: next year.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: For sure. They don't buy in hard enough.
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: We got to suck off Alex Jones a little bit
• 28:43
  Speaker 9: more and his good to if you really fucking unleashed
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: a full fucking bust full of human traffic kids, if
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: he just like slid up the back of an eighteen
• 28:52
  Speaker 9: wheel or an a bunch of human traffic kids came.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: Hoping, no, what was I saw many of Alex Jones
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: the other day where he's like if I saw this
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: on Reddit, he's talking to someone who's like a Democrat politician.
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: Alex Jones shows up wearing like with a shirt with
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: Bill Clinton's face on it just has rape on it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Have you seen this? I don't think it's wild good shirt. Yeah,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I mean I imagine wearing Matt who made that shirt,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: probably Jones himself. I don't think he bought it in
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: the fucking in the stores. I know.
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: I feel like I've seen a lot of I think
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: it says I've been on Reddit a lot. I think
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: I'm slowly getting turned on, like all the Alex Jones
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: stuff is coming up on mine?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: What reddits are you going on to?
• 29:31
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• 29:36
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• 29:40
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• 29:44
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• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Just fucking.
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: Slash n SFW sass.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Just finding pictures of you with uh your nipples ship
• 30:00
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• 30:06
  Speaker 8: Or slash Kenneedy's actually whack as fuck r slash k
• 30:10
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• 30:13
  Speaker 1: You're actually the biggest Kennymine fiend And it's actually dude,
• 30:16
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• 30:19
  Speaker 1: look up this book.
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: I could look up r slash Patrick Rayden Keith and
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: there'll be like three hundred thousand people having a conversation.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: About this book.
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's that good of a book that that just
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: makes me feel like I belong.
• 30:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, even without even having to read the book.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you just refuse to read any book. Yeah,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: you're off of aviation. Huh. Old habits die hard, old
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: habits die hard.
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Well I guess because now I actually have a hobby.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Stand up.
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm like actually doing something. Yeah you were just
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: before I was just laying in bed for like fourteen
• 30:53
  Speaker 8: hours a day.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Now it's just like seven hours a day. No, I'm
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: out on about bro about what did you do all
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: day every day in Saint Louis? I told you we
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: did shit the entire time, did you? Yeah? Me, and
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: we've we played.
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: Golf one day, like eighteen holes.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: The way it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 10: Sounded you, uh laid in bed a lot.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not true.
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: I laid in bed the day we got there because
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: I was tired from flying and our shows were in
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: like three hours fair. And then the next day me
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: and Francis went out. We got an amazing meal. Forget
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: what the food of Balkan Balkan food?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is Balkan food?
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: What it's called Balkans is like white people, isn't like
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: that's where like uh Luca danicevs from the Balkan food.
• 31:38
  Speaker 9: Fucking yeah, okay, yeah, what is Balkan food? Mountain food?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: And it's like Turkish. Did you eat it? Yeah, dude,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: it was fucking good. What did you get? I know, dude,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: we got a bunch of shit.
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: Also, Francis orders so much food and eats all of
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: it because he's he ordered.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Like fifteen meals. We went out, we just me and him.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: We got like this like.
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: Sausage thing with like bread like stone fire cooked bread
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: wrapped in you like.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Dip the sausages and the sauce. There's some onions on it. Amazing.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Then we got like a pizza and then Frank.
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: Start like these two like big ass burrito things and
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: a salad.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Damn. Then we had a couple of Balkan loggers. You
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: need to fight.
• 32:26
  Speaker 10: In Saint Louis say Lewis is the Balkan headquarters.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Dude. It was good. It was Balkan season. It was good.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: It's called balkon it is. Do you not believe that?
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: I do.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I know what the Balkans are there a mountains, but uh,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: it was really good. And then we uh and then
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: we went out. We played pool for like five hours. Dude.
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: I think that Francis works out a bunch and so
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: that makes him have a good ass appetite. I think
• 32:48
  Speaker 9: that when you're on the road with him, you got
• 32:49
  Speaker 9: to just get on his fucking workout regimen. Just I
• 32:52
  Speaker 9: feel like you had a good, healthy, fucking healthy for
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: the mind weekend with him.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: You were doing activities. You were out of your hotel room,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: out of your Master Bay dungeon. You're fucking stretching your legs. Dude,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: you're enjoying yourself. I quit masturbating. I know that's not true. Dude,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I smell you. I quit masturbating.
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: That quit fresh comb, I quit ketamine, and.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I quit coke too.
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: There's no way you CAUs heavy hell.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, brot us.
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: It's better than ketymine.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Shout out to fucking mamitas, dude, the ghosts.
• 33:35
  Speaker 10: We should, we should. We buy Tommy's bitches.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Tommy's bitch ass up here. We also we'll talk about
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: better help.
• 33:44
  Speaker 9: You want to text Mike, you text Tommy or Tyler,
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: you can text him.
• 33:49
  Speaker 12: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 33:51
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• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Pretty good. Clap uh, temmy, I got you a book?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Thank you? What is it about?
• 34:25
  Speaker 13: Read the covers true stories of grifters, killers, rebels and crooks,
• 34:32
  Speaker 13: Patrick Roan and Keith I'll he say nothing that pain,
• 34:36
  Speaker 13: of course, that's you.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: You're already bombing, You're already ruining the show.
• 34:44
  Speaker 11: He asked me to read the cover of a book.
• 34:46
  Speaker 11: I had a whole opening set plan, and I got
• 34:48
  Speaker 11: thrown off a bit.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: You got, you got, you got bitted, I got some
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: of a boy Dad. We do a lot of bits.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: We do a lot of We do a lot of
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: twists on this show. We're not the typical podcast.
• 34:59
  Speaker 11: I'll be honest. I didn't know that we were definitely recording.
• 35:01
  Speaker 11: When Roone said tell me I got you a book.
• 35:03
  Speaker 11: I thought that might have been a pre recording.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: That actually was not a bit that was sick. It
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: was just a little bit of stick.
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 35:11
  Speaker 11: What was your opening bit that you had planned? No,
• 35:13
  Speaker 11: I didn't have anything planned. Actually, I was hoping you
• 35:16
  Speaker 11: guys would sort of throw I was unprepared. The thing
• 35:18
  Speaker 11: about some of a Boy Dad is you guys are
• 35:19
  Speaker 11: riff god. So I was just here to riff it up.
• 35:22
  Speaker 11: With whatever, with whatever topics come my way.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's been on your mind? Philosophy, the existence of
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the almighty? It has I've been talked about your love life, Tommy.
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: You see anybody?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: What is this mean girl pod or some of a
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: boy girl pod. We're trying to follow the blueprints, so
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: it's a tried and true are you wrapping around your dick?
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: I would go into as much detail of the pussy
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: as you can.
• 35:46
  Speaker 11: I mean, yeah, I was saying the other day with Caroline,
• 35:48
  Speaker 11: I like the slit and the flats.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Why you said that? I like the slit in the
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: flaws of a pussy?
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: Bro? Bro?
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Wait, so which one of Joe he was talking about
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: on the yak about what a jeff lest friends?
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so let's rundown. We actually got our producer gave
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: us a list of every girl you've ever made love.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: To, Oh boy, one hundred and seventy two. We're going
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to run down the list and talk about each of them. Great,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: are alright?
• 36:18
  Speaker 10: We started with your tallest. A couple of them will
• 36:21
  Speaker 10: be making Yeah.
• 36:22
  Speaker 11: I got a few la but yeah, yeah.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: He was fucking two w NBA players and I will
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: take that her height.
• 36:32
  Speaker 11: I'm doing this for dramatic effect, to show emotions, show
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: you like sitting in that chair to it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I haven't decided. I like it. People. Isn't it weird
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: recording a podcast with he? It does? Yes, it does
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: feel like I forget Like that's why I don't really.
• 36:43
  Speaker 11: Feel like we're recording a podcast, right, But that that's
• 36:45
  Speaker 11: the beauty of a podcast.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Is it just the boys chat of Sanislavski? This is
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: just boys having fun, right. We don't even need to
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: put this out. It's just That's why I was using
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: all the profane vagina words because I was kind of
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: trying to a social indicator that we're just boys having fun, right,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and that's usually what we talk about. Well, we're not
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: recording exactly what me and Rome do you not so much? Oh? Yeah,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: what do you? What do we talk buttholes? Yeah? I'm
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: literally like okay.
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: So I like, I'm not in cock flavor too, always.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Talking about cocks and butts. That's just not my thing.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: More like I said, I'm a giant guy.
• 37:19
  Speaker 14: I love fresh friend. It's cox and butts, all right.
• 37:25
  Speaker 14: So I got some questions. Number one, are you gay?
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Seriously?
• 37:34
  Speaker 13: No?
• 37:34
  Speaker 11: Like that's like cut down I don't even want people
• 37:36
  Speaker 11: to because well, I don't want people even think that's like.
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: The second question was, why are you always talking about
• 37:40
  Speaker 8: coxs and thos?
• 37:44
  Speaker 11: Just my own cock and my own butt? No, no, no,
• 37:47
  Speaker 11: I'm not really a bathroom humor guy. So I'd prefer
• 37:50
  Speaker 11: if we could pivot from the all the cocks and buttstalks,
• 37:53
  Speaker 11: don't that's switch?
• 37:54
  Speaker 9: Well, the one thing that we have in common is
• 37:56
  Speaker 9: that we both like to use Alex Cooper's name for cli.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Uh what do you how about Colin?
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: Yeah, we do that all the time on this show. Well,
• 38:05
  Speaker 11: I thought you meant you specifically. I mean I technically
• 38:07
  Speaker 11: never used her name for Colux.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: I kind of just did my own thing that happened
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: to be pretty similar to hers. Really. Yeahbout your relationship
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: with Alex, I mean, I don't know if text maybe
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: twice a month. Have you ever made love to Alex?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not not Alex Cooper or anyone name or anyone name,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: and let's talk about Alex no one named. How old
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: is Alex? I never, I've never made I've never. Does
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: you go buy anything else? Yeah? I only hook up
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: with girls.
• 38:38
  Speaker 11: Could also be a guy named at a lot of Jamie's,
• 38:42
  Speaker 11: a lot of Dana's, a lot of Pats, a lot
• 38:45
  Speaker 11: of Derek's is name, yes, mostly.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: A girl's name. He's thinking of Dana that we worked with.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Remember Dana back. Are you even a fucking stoolly bro?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: He's probably not. No, No, dude, what did you get
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: those sunglasses of sas wearing to make fun of you?
• 39:03
  Speaker 11: I got those at a sunglass hut, only two hundred
• 39:06
  Speaker 11: eleven dollars because I.
• 39:08
  Speaker 15: Thought they would bought it all for a character and
• 39:10
  Speaker 15: explain the characters.
• 39:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah, so the character is Hollywood Tommy HT for sure,
• 39:15
  Speaker 11: and Hollywood Tommy. It's just where he's really most That
• 39:18
  Speaker 11: home is out here in the City of Angels.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: He's vegan, he's in Katosis.
• 39:24
  Speaker 11: He doesn't like how the industry just makes a lot
• 39:26
  Speaker 11: of bang bang superhero movies. You want more character driven shit, right,
• 39:30
  Speaker 11: It's like none of my indie films are getting fucking
• 39:32
  Speaker 11: picked up. But like we have Thor in the Hulk
• 39:34
  Speaker 11: fighting for a billianth time like that that sort of
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: like I'm.
• 39:37
  Speaker 10: Just angry at the Marvel's killing modern movies.
• 39:40
  Speaker 11: Right, And in reality, none of my ship's really just
• 39:43
  Speaker 11: that good and I'm just not that talented. But I
• 39:45
  Speaker 11: tell myself it's because all of these more successful things
• 39:48
  Speaker 11: are you know, they're just appeasing the man.
• 39:51
  Speaker 9: Damn dude, that's that probably his close to home with
• 39:53
  Speaker 9: everybody else that lives here.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: And I like iced macha loftes. Also, I think that
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: that's a little bit of an old reference. Even avocado
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: toast your thrown around a little bit, that's a little
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: bit old, dude. I think being vegan and being in
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: katosis is funny, but.
• 40:06
  Speaker 9: I think may Balkan food, I think that might play better.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Like I think, what's your experience with Balkan food, Bulkan
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Balkan or Bulking Balkan Balkan like Russian and ship? Yeah, yeah,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Russian and Ship. I mean I thought if I had
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: a parogi, they're Polish. Yogis are Polish. Yeah.
• 40:24
  Speaker 11: I don't think I've had a parogi, but I've had postromi.
• 40:28
  Speaker 11: That's well, that's Jewish.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if that's so. What do you
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: think about the Jews? I was born to be Jewish.
• 40:38
  Speaker 11: It's it's like such a waste that I'm not Jewish.
• 40:43
  Speaker 11: I might I think I have to looking for new
• 40:45
  Speaker 11: members I might have to marry a Jewish woman just
• 40:47
  Speaker 11: so that I can raise.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Are you guys? Actually you're hard to get in what
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I always knew there was something I didn't like about.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Never could put my finger off loathing. Probably very funny.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: You're way more Jewish presenting then he was. To break
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: these ray bans? Come on serious?
• 41:05
  Speaker 11: Well, I actually got a warranty on them, so it's
• 41:08
  Speaker 11: actually pretty good deal. So it's a thirteen month warranty.
• 41:11
  Speaker 11: You can break them? Well, do I have to pay
• 41:12
  Speaker 11: forty dollars? I have to pay forty dollars, But I
• 41:14
  Speaker 11: could bring them back to give you break them? No, no, no,
• 41:18
  Speaker 11: I like those too much.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna keep them there. No, don't come back
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: to me. You gotta go back. They gotta go back
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: to each two but I uh.
• 41:27
  Speaker 11: One week, So we went to a second half deli
• 41:30
  Speaker 11: and we met that really like jewish owner guy.
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: And what what what makes you what to find?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I think owning a Postromi shot makes you super. When
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: you say, like, oh, this is a super jewish guy,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: explain him to be He was actually really normal.
• 41:43
  Speaker 10: He had like just a tucked in, like button down shirt.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and being Jewish is super normal. Yeah, but it
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: seems like you identifying a fucking postromo del That's so,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: But what's so? What is so owning owing? Owning that? Well?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: What if he was did you ask him if he
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: was Jewish? Well you should have said as being kosher
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: because he's kosher. Yeah, he's kosher.
• 42:07
  Speaker 11: But anyway, a week ago I went to the Shits,
• 42:09
  Speaker 11: the Wall Street bathroom spot down in five. I got
• 42:12
  Speaker 11: a shitz a nice steamer when he was there, and
• 42:14
  Speaker 11: they're just like Hebrew written.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: All over the walls. And then that night I ordered
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: pastrawmi for dinner, and I was like, I was born
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: to be Jewish. Yeah, you really could have done it.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't like pastrami at all. Really, I thought it
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: was so good I just worder it the other day.
• 42:26
  Speaker 8: It was forty four dollars at you didn't it tastes
• 42:30
  Speaker 8: like you're eating a fucking grosser version that.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Of a hot Oh no, it's nice and moist. You
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: probably didn't get the extra lean cut I did. Dude,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I got to ask you about the Schmitz.
• 42:39
  Speaker 9: Is that our dudes Mike uh jerking off in there?
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah? No, pretty sure. I mean not that I've seen.
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: We were at the firehouse this past week in CANARSI,
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: Uh did my buddy spuds firehouse and like Rudy and
• 42:54
  Speaker 9: uh from and Rico, No spud from my boy from
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: college and uh, they're like, huh, keep up sauce, it's important.
• 43:05
  Speaker 9: They're talking about saunas in there, and that Rudy was
• 43:07
  Speaker 9: like around a bunch of like firefighters.
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: He was.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, last time I went to a
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: sauna and the dude jerked off at me. Yeah. He
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: once told me. I think that was not like an equinox.
• 43:18
  Speaker 11: Yeah, which is an equinox is gayer than like a
• 43:21
  Speaker 11: regular Rudy.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Got gang gang se kid.
• 43:26
  Speaker 9: They circled it like a ritualistic dud er, like a
• 43:30
  Speaker 9: crop circle.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: They were just pounding off the dude. That is I mean,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: it is terrifying. I guess that's one of the downfalls
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: of being a hot dude. But that doesn't happen at
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: the Switz. It doesn't happen, doesn't. I don't understand why.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Somebody it's mainly old old Jewish guys. We're not there.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: We don't do that type of.
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: So what is the Spitz?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: So the s Fitz is uh, it's a hot room
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: with a sauna. Am I allowed to do this? Yeah?
• 43:58
  Speaker 11: I'm Jewish looking enough Jewish, and I'm and that's like
• 44:01
  Speaker 11: a Russian jew accents this Jewish and I'm giving you.
• 44:06
  Speaker 11: You sit down in the shits and it's really hot.
• 44:08
  Speaker 11: It's like as it's sauna hot. Then you get too hot.
• 44:12
  Speaker 11: You get a bucket of cold water and you dump
• 44:15
  Speaker 11: it over your head and that sensation from the instant
• 44:18
  Speaker 11: really hot to the instant really called only get the shits?
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: Is that?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Is it that nice of a when.
• 44:22
  Speaker 11: You drink off, You drink off when you get home
• 44:25
  Speaker 11: thinking about all all the dudes.
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: A big bathhouse.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you.
• 44:29
  Speaker 11: Start off in the sauna, a classic Joe Rode his
• 44:31
  Speaker 11: house Nick and stuff go yeah, yeah, yeah, I've only
• 44:34
  Speaker 11: been there. You guys asked naked or underneath your towel? Yeah,
• 44:38
  Speaker 11: bathing bathing suit. I don't think you should be asked
• 44:41
  Speaker 11: naked here. You WoT to wear a shirt, it'd be
• 44:44
  Speaker 11: weird if you did. I don't eats it.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of my body at all. There's a cold.
• 44:50
  Speaker 11: Tub, there's a really hot room. And then like this
• 44:53
  Speaker 11: guy says he takes girls on dates there, like this
• 44:56
  Speaker 11: girl was just laying down. He was like banging out
• 44:59
  Speaker 11: with leaves and ship for like a leaf treatment. So
• 45:01
  Speaker 11: if you ever want to take a friend, if you
• 45:03
  Speaker 11: ever want to take a girl.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: There, who I want a new girlfriend? Yeah? Like people
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: people do wa So.
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: Where's a girl where if a guy's just wearing a
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: tal his waist a bikini.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Aliya brahm thong. Maybe not, that's why you're going home
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: so fast? Oh yeah?
• 45:16
  Speaker 11: And then they serve alcohol there, right, Yeah, they serve alcohol.
• 45:21
  Speaker 11: So it's fifty dollars you stay there as long as
• 45:23
  Speaker 11: you on, or sixty dollars, and then you.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Can add on maybe a nice bullish of.
• 45:26
  Speaker 11: Matsa soup maybe like before these shits, maybe you get
• 45:30
  Speaker 11: to be here.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: It's lovely. No, it's real Jewish. It's it's like Russian
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Turkish Jewish. Yeah, Balkan. Dare I say Balkan, Balkan is Turkish.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I believe it's damn near Balkan. It's damn near. Yeah,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It sounds like it might be. It
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: kind of sounds nice, but like I never I never
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: really got the pleasure from like saunas and like sweating
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: and shit like that, or like people are like, oh,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna go get my blowed out, or like
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: get like lean or whatever.
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: I don't really think a lot of that sure works
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: as well as people think it does.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: The thing about the Schitz is when you leave, it
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: feels like, I don'd you say it like that you
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: supposed to? I think it's like a Schitz Schwitz.
• 46:11
  Speaker 11: No, you're an audio she Please don't cultural appropriate. I
• 46:14
  Speaker 11: think I could appropriate. Please don't appropriate the culture that
• 46:16
  Speaker 11: I appropriate it.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Schwitz.
• 46:19
  Speaker 11: It makes you feel like you have to work out,
• 46:20
  Speaker 11: like your heart's beaten so fast you leave you just
• 46:22
  Speaker 11: feel rejuvenated, fresh one with.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Jesus really or whatever they got. Yeah, well, I feel
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: like if it's gonna if you're gonna pay sixty bucks,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: you might as well get someone to jerk off to you.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's kind of in sold you guys.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Ever got a Rebin talk?
• 46:37
  Speaker 15: No, Nope, never even considered it, to be honest, I've
• 46:42
  Speaker 15: looked like I've I've always I heard that there's some
• 46:45
  Speaker 15: like there's some like there's like a footprint on the
• 46:47
  Speaker 15: outside of it or something like or a handprints something weird.
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: There's like little signs where you can be like, oh,
• 46:52
  Speaker 8: that's a robin talk.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I was afraid I was at a gay robin talk.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: There's one right by our office where was because there's
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: a rain it's like massage and then there's a rainbow
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: flag next to it. Yeah. I didn't really.
• 47:04
  Speaker 11: I called on the phone because whenever I get a
• 47:07
  Speaker 11: massage and they'll be like, do you want a male
• 47:08
  Speaker 11: or female? Masuse I would do the same thing. I'm like,
• 47:11
  Speaker 11: it doesn't matter, but I got the female. But I
• 47:13
  Speaker 11: get the female because I don't want to feel like
• 47:15
  Speaker 11: an over eager, like creep, like give me the female.
• 47:17
  Speaker 11: I prefer a female, of course. And they didn't ask
• 47:20
  Speaker 11: that on the phone. That's why I knew I was
• 47:21
  Speaker 11: in trouble. And then I got there. They didn't even
• 47:24
  Speaker 11: give me the option and they were like and they
• 47:27
  Speaker 11: were like, you need to add something to my shot.
• 47:29
  Speaker 11: It's like a full body scrub or like a facials.
• 47:33
  Speaker 11: I don't want a facial get a full body scrub.
• 47:36
  Speaker 11: And I'm like, what, Like why do you do?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Why are you? This was it was the Sunday, so
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: this was the day Kobe died. Actually it was the
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Sunday before you the coke. It was the Sunday between while.
• 47:48
  Speaker 10: No, I swear to God, I was I was getting
• 47:50
  Speaker 10: a facial fag.
• 47:51
  Speaker 11: I was a block away and my friends id to
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: Kobe died. I was like, do I cancel?
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Like is it something? I canceled my massage over like
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: it's Kobe dying. But I decided it wasn't.
• 47:59
  Speaker 11: Just massage and then like it was just this like
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: five four Brazilian dude.
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: Were you thinking about it while you're in the mixing?
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 48:06
  Speaker 11: I tried to like because it was awkward, like he
• 48:08
  Speaker 11: was like, were you thinking about Kobe?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I brought it up to him, like I brought
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: up to the guy. I was like, you here like this,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: can you rubbing your dick?
• 48:14
  Speaker 11: And you're like he was like he was looking at
• 48:16
  Speaker 11: mambas he was rubbing my bare ass cheeks and I
• 48:19
  Speaker 11: was like, you hear this, Kobe dude? Actually yes, Like
• 48:21
  Speaker 11: I tell me, I got there.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I got it was actually a wild like thing. I
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: got in the jacuzi and it was lovely. The Jacuzi
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: was lovely to give me wine. Are you off? No? No,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I got yeah, you know your bear cheeks? Yeah? So
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I got in first. I got in the jacuzzie and
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: was lovely.
• 48:40
  Speaker 11: They were like giving me wine and chocolates and like
• 48:42
  Speaker 11: fruits and stuff, and I was like this is I
• 48:44
  Speaker 11: was like, I felt like a like a divorced one.
• 48:46
  Speaker 8: When they were getting to go prepping you to funk.
• 48:48
  Speaker 11: I felt great. And then he was like he came
• 48:50
  Speaker 11: in and he was like all right now like got
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: giving me popper. He was like, now go sit face
• 48:56
  Speaker 11: down on the table and I was like, all right,
• 48:59
  Speaker 11: Like are you going to get out of the room?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Like well, I walk over there and he was like no,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I just got up like naked. I just to the
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: table like bare ash streeks in the air.
• 49:09
  Speaker 11: And it turns out that's what the full body scrub
• 49:11
  Speaker 11: was is he was just rubbing my ash streets, my
• 49:13
  Speaker 11: full body down and it was it.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Was very uncomfortable, and I was like, I was.
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: Like, you know at some point you Coul's been like
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: I'm good right.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Well, the thing is it felt amazing.
• 49:23
  Speaker 11: The thing is it felt better than I've ever felt
• 49:26
  Speaker 11: with a woman.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: But uh no.
• 49:28
  Speaker 11: And I was like I was like, I was like, hey,
• 49:31
  Speaker 11: you hear this Kobe news And he was like, no,
• 49:32
  Speaker 11: what happened? I was like, not an helicopter crash and
• 49:35
  Speaker 11: he was like, oh my god, that's a friend of yours.
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: Wrong crown, wrong crowd for the Kobe News. But yeah,
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: it was. It was a robin tugging option. I don't
• 49:46
  Speaker 11: think so. I mean, I didn't ask.
• 49:48
  Speaker 10: But so he was in a room and he was
• 49:50
  Speaker 10: across the room and you were in the hot tub,
• 49:52
  Speaker 10: and he just watched you.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I over. Yeah, yeah, yeah he watched me.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: So I had the hot tub for myself for a while.
• 49:57
  Speaker 11: But then he watched me go from hot tub to
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: table just and I like covered my dick because I
• 50:02
  Speaker 11: didn't want.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Him to say it had you walk like that very meek,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: very meekly.
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: I feel like that probably fucking ruined if that was
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: probably more insulting for him.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't, I don't. I don't want to see.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I remember like this was I guess I got to
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: come out of a show.
• 50:24
  Speaker 11: This is when I was in like my gym phase
• 50:26
  Speaker 11: where I was going to the gym a lot. So
• 50:27
  Speaker 11: like the whole time, I was like kind of hoping
• 50:29
  Speaker 11: he'd compliment my muscles a little bit.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: It'd be like, oh, like, you're strong. He didn't say
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: anything about it.
• 50:34
  Speaker 10: Though, you were like hoping that he would secretly get hard.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I was hoping he'd be like attracted to me. Anytime
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I mede a gay guy, I try to turn him on.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Let's explore your sexual just to know that I can. Yeah. Yeah,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: has it worked ever?
• 50:49
  Speaker 11: Flight attendant yesterday seemed to be really into me, even
• 50:52
  Speaker 11: the guy next I was like, I think the flight
• 50:53
  Speaker 11: attendant like it is into you.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Where were you hit him with? He was like, I
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: think it was just my vibe. He just like was vibing.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Give him like a juice joke or something like that.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Juice ke juice.
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: Thinking that a flight attendant likes you, it is like
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: thinking like a stripper, like to get a strippers. Their
• 51:09
  Speaker 8: job is to make them make you think that they.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Like it, like they're supposed to sec arouse you.
• 51:15
  Speaker 8: Yes, it's always a flight true to fly spirit.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: It's the only way. No, even today, even don't due
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: those those guys fucking they get asked here you think
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Ronald bump us up to first class on the flight home.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I got I got a better seat.
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: We made sure that had a good seat and I
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: got comfort. Plus I used your car.
• 51:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, we wanted to make sure that you got
• 51:37
  Speaker 10: a good ass seat.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: No, I actually did this. That's why I think it
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: was twelve dollars to get a better seat, or it
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: was thirty dollars, but you could have really ramped it up. Cool. Well,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, why the fuck am I sitting like
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: forty D? Yeah? I was like, what the hell am
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I doing?
• 51:51
  Speaker 8: Like it's twenty bucks on the company's car to see
• 51:54
  Speaker 8: it like in a it's.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: A fucking it was.
• 52:02
  Speaker 10: Thirty Sass is definitely gonna get fired from that.
• 52:05
  Speaker 8: Wow, So Sass can't sit forty D.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: No, I can't sit Sass is in the company.
• 52:10
  Speaker 11: Man, maybe if you tweeted out a few more links
• 52:12
  Speaker 11: than maybe you get to sit top twenty rows.
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: That a sneak diss that I'm rich as fuck and
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: that was all salty.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you thought you made money? Is just making
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: my salary on like four stand up shows?
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: No?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: No, can I have those sunglasses back?
• 52:33
  Speaker 8: No?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: They I think they look better on me.
• 52:34
  Speaker 9: They do look look like Bernie going on cool cool,
• 52:38
  Speaker 9: tell me you look like a.
• 52:39
  Speaker 11: Young Derek Peter You, I mean, I literally the most
• 52:42
  Speaker 11: dangerous game show pick looked like they put like they
• 52:45
  Speaker 11: put like a biracial feature on me. I was like,
• 52:48
  Speaker 11: I wasn't like They're like, yeah, like they put its
• 52:53
  Speaker 11: face on me.
• 52:54
  Speaker 8: I'm literally in the photoshopped Roan's face onto his body.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they put a different face that I was wearing.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Whoever was it?
• 53:00
  Speaker 8: Who made you know?
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Who made that? Garrett, I'm not I can't confirm, but
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 53:06
  Speaker 8: It's That was the most outrageous photo I've ever seen.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It wasn't quite black face, but it
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: was a little close for it was like you, it
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: was like you had like black body and then what
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: are you? I'm talking about the thumbnail where I'm by
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: the snakes.
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: Oh, I'm thinking of the original teaser, like the group
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: one where We're all album.
• 53:24
  Speaker 10: That's what I was thinking of. That Almail face.
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: They tanned your entire body and then they made your
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: face like white as paper.
• 53:33
  Speaker 11: I don't even know which one you're talking about. That's
• 53:37
  Speaker 11: what I'm talking about.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not talking about that one. I'm talking about
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: a different one that was not even that crazy. But
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: just seeing you right now and knowing how pale you are,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: it is really, what do you mean, bro? Not pale?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I'm tanner than you. I mean, I wait, what angle
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: are you looking at? The regular angle? Not at all?
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I mean face, my face is dude, have you seen
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: this one? Maybe? Oh yeah, what what the hell? Why
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: would they do this everybody?
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: And then.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah that thing said it was like.
• 54:14
  Speaker 11: A different picture of everybody, like just a different different face.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: Luckily my face is just burying my hands, so I
• 54:22
  Speaker 8: didn't get God, oh so this is just from all
• 54:25
  Speaker 8: different this different faces super imposed on different angle.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Why why would they do this?
• 54:31
  Speaker 8: This just isn't Tommy, This just isn't you.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't. It just doesn't look.
• 54:35
  Speaker 11: Like you look Maybe I'm like, maybe I'm just like
• 54:38
  Speaker 11: a tan yacht. You dig your hot now now.
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: But Tommy, look at your face from this way, like
• 54:42
  Speaker 8: your face is shining.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: And then roan like you can literally see like the outline.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Of where they photoshopped you. Went. Yeah, this is wild, uncomfortable.
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: I don't like it, But everybody go watch Most Dangerous
• 54:57
  Speaker 9: Game Show episodes four coming out to night, episode five
• 55:01
  Speaker 9: coming out on Thursday, the final. Definitely check that ship out.
• 55:07
  Speaker 9: I've enjoyed watching it so far. It's been it's been
• 55:09
  Speaker 9: a lot of fun to watch do you think.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: It's been very good. I've enjoyed it a lot.
• 55:12
  Speaker 8: I thought last episode was very good, and I'm really
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: excited for this one because I think I said I
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: think I said on the Yak or maybe on Boy
• 55:19
  Speaker 8: Dad that episode three had the best challenge, but I
• 55:22
  Speaker 8: was wrong Episode four.
• 55:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah, the I think both episode three and four were
• 55:27
  Speaker 11: a really good challenge.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: The water I mean, we can like the water tank
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: was well. I don't think we should talk about it. Oh,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I mean people see from the preview that it's a water.
• 55:35
  Speaker 10: Tank and then a bunch of shit happens.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: It's really good. I'm trying to spoil the preview. There's
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: a water to meet it. There's a little I love. Yeah,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: they're definitely well. There's a little bit of all right,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: we done.
• 55:58
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, let's go a little bit more. Tommy just
• 56:01
  Speaker 10: cracked my meeting.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: We're riffing, We're fifty four, let's go, boy, Okay, I
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: didn't know where I just.
• 56:07
  Speaker 10: Stole Tommy's Wallett, Like, what what the fuck?
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, what are these condoms?
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: Bro?
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: These thing has condoms? My god, what boy has the
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: biggest fucking condoms? Dude? Why did you have one twenty
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: dollar bill on there. Yes, did you pickpocket? I just
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: told you that I pickpocketed you, but you pick twenty dollars? Dude?
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Why are those condoms so thick? Dude, that's that's a
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: regular condom. Shit felt thick to me. I found that
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: for so long.
• 56:39
  Speaker 11: It's probably it probably would be incredibly ineffective at this point.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: It just never right away. Yeah, fuck, because I know
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: you've been getting after it. Dude.
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: He was up in h he was up at Connecticut
• 56:51
  Speaker 9: this weekend with his boy Seraphim.
• 56:53
  Speaker 16: Yeah, Seray began a lot of snatch. That's not true
• 56:58
  Speaker 16: reason his boys seraph Yeah, Tommy texting me getting hell
• 57:02
  Speaker 16: you haven't get in hell of tell a lot of connecticutime.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Together. Yeah, just kiss because you're a grift. You're a killer,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: a rebel. Oh no, come on, come on, I just reapplied.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I just reapplied.
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: What the move to do with the band aid? When
• 57:23
  Speaker 8: you got somewhere a lot of hair is gonna shave.
• 57:26
  Speaker 10: You should have shaved and shaved like my leg.
• 57:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, you should have with your weird Yeah you do,
• 57:33
  Speaker 11: thank you, thank you?
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, So Tommy, your year in review or your
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: media reviews coming up with me? Yours just two sash,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I'm ready, you want to give us this preview? I mean,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I want to know what you have planned for the
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: second half. I think you've shown growth this year, but
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I said, I want to know what you have planned
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: to maximize your growth and how you make sure you
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: don't you're not about to get stale? Is this a
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: real question?
• 57:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'd like if you have to keep doing more
• 58:00
  Speaker 11: smokeshow episodes we to cut that?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: No, that's not true. They cut my thoughts.
• 58:05
  Speaker 11: I'm allowed to make I'm allowed to make videos as
• 58:07
  Speaker 11: long as I don't think during them.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I just have to act. I can't think.
• 58:11
  Speaker 9: As long as I keep making them with you tell
• 58:13
  Speaker 9: me you could keep on doing it.
• 58:15
  Speaker 8: A master guy thursday thoughts when he was costing the
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: company a lot of a lot.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Of thousands, edited and uploaded it himself his video.
• 58:24
  Speaker 11: I did know there was a point, like when I
• 58:26
  Speaker 11: was first doing them in like twenty nineteen, like I
• 58:30
  Speaker 11: would have like, were.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: You kind of happy that got cut? I stopped before
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: it got caught. That's why it was crazy that it
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: was off. It was super vindictive to them to cut it.
• 58:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I stopped already and also at that point, I
• 58:41
  Speaker 11: was mostly doing it myself. The only thing I needed was,
• 58:44
  Speaker 11: like I think it was ga at that point, just
• 58:46
  Speaker 11: to like put the music underneath. But like I could
• 58:49
  Speaker 11: very easily, Alana.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: It was so I would employ women too. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: you were on it for a while. You were you
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: were running it for a while. I was shooting, but
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: not editing.
• 58:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I gave him the vision, though I
• 59:01
  Speaker 10: gave him the fucking The editing was.
• 59:03
  Speaker 11: Just like putting the clips back to back and adding
• 59:05
  Speaker 11: subtitles and like one graphic.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: But I could just do them myself and upload them
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: to TikTok. But sas I want to, I want to
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: hear what you have to critique Tommy on for the
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: second half of the year. What kind of things could
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: he work on for the second half of the year
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: to kind of grow his brand, make.
• 59:20
  Speaker 10: Sure he doesn't get stale.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: And what do you like about No, no, no, not that
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: We'll start with that.
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: I I would say more Thursday thought, let's say more
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: of those one of those little cute little videos you.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: And Ron have been doing. I think more stuff with Caroline.
• 59:41
  Speaker 11: Yeah, people seem to like our sex chemistry talk chemistry.
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the fact that you were having people want to
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: see you guys have sex on.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. You were implying that when you
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: said sex chemistry, it is not.
• 59:54
  Speaker 8: In like a like a sexual way to look at,
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: more of like an observation someone someone.
• 59:58
  Speaker 11: I think it might have been Twitter read it, but
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 11: somebody was like, it would be like chet Holmeren guarding
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 11: Kevin Durant.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 9: That is funny as fu dude, Yeah, prank, I don't.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 9: I don't just furniture getting thrown together.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you fucked? Like, yeah, what are
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: you talking about? It was my half, but it was
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: half the girls, just not all the guys. Excitely of course. Yeah,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: yeah one day. I never fuck you, bro. Come on,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I thought he was clawing at my door last night
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: in the hotel. I was.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 11: I was trying to licker him up with the hookle out, Like,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 11: don't you wish that was my dick in your mouth?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Don't you wish you were puffing on my We're literally rift.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: That's the definition of a rip. Everyone uncomfortable. I was uncomfortable.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm not apologizing, Biden. No, I'm not apologized. I
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: feel violated. You should maybe like feet squirm and that
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Shi was super uncomfortable. We probably just lost listeners because
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: of that. What did you gain double game? What do
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: you mean? Game? Probably gain?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 11: You know, like YouTube, you can see when people rewound
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 11: the episode right there, it's gonna be crazy rewound that.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: That's just not gonna happen. The thing, I think it's
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: a thing.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 9: What what What have you thought of the tacos that
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 9: you've had so far?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Really good talkas have been good. Tacos are good. I
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: actually think this is the best.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: This is the I think as we do like something
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: like sushi or like some seafood type thing.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I think next season all seafood, next season neighborhood is
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: This one is.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: Really fun because I love tacos and also it's like
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: it's it's doable, but you can just go and.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 11: Have one taco. I actually think I like Italian beef
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 11: more than tacos. I'm not a huge Mexican food guy.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 9: But I love thee he is Because did you talk
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 9: about bad Bunny in the car.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and you're saying that he taught me it's exactly
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: what was I only listened to white music.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Right, I said, it's not his music? That I don't like.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 10: It's him himself, and that's it's not cool.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Bro. I don't funk with your biggo tree. I really
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: don't with your biggo tree.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 10: But I do think that I like this better than
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 10: the Italian beasts, and.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: I do like be.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 8: And she was bad. You weren't there, bro, I was
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: like burping it up and I was like.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, cheese cards are really good too.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: I think Italian beats are great and they're gonna be
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 9: That episode is coming out.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 10: You heard this is your last one.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: What do you mean you're off the project?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: We've just filmed. We've been filming it all. This is fake.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: These cameras are like the Truman Show. Damn out for
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: the next season.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 10: Are both of you guys been coming to all the
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 10: places to have seafood?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Why not do this? This has been way I think
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: it's been easier.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 8: I was saying to Rome because like when usually it's
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: like Rome will give me Ron and me will eat
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 8: the food. He'll give like a fifteen minute analysis of
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 8: every single texture and taste that he's experiencing, and then
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 8: he's like, Zas, what do you think.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I've said every word he said that's
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: prepared enough for Like what you want to bring to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: the program? I guess tell me what do you use that?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: I posted a video from the first Neighborhoodies that I
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: got one million likes.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Damn million barbecue video that Oh whatever, yeah that was
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: in the video. Whatever, bro, have you ever seen a mill? Yeah?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I have. Neighborhood Eats is a king making program. People
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: could get their million of. This is like SML I
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: always use when I talk about Neighborhood Eats. I always
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: use the SMaL comparison.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 11: They like to take people we launched them, they get
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 11: full exit.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 8: I mean we had Alex Cooper on Neighborhood Eats, Jenna
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: Marbles chef.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: Donnie mcf chef, who Jack Fletcher, There's Yeah, there's so
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: many people that have been on and imagine who's gonna
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: be And.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: We like the competitiveness, like we like how me and
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: Tommy were competing to be the best drun faster. Just
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: because you're all neighborhood doesn't mean that you're gonna make them.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, every dy, That's what I was saying before.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: You might not make it.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 9: I'm the Keenan Thompson Neighborhood eas because I've been on
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: the longest, but even my spots up for grabs everything.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 11: I'm probably like the Pete Davidson, like my ship doesn't
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 11: always get in but at the end of the day, and.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: The like I'm a shoot but at the end of
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: the day, even when it does get in, it's still socks.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 10: Sas is like the com He's like the Ad Bryant
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 10: kind of cannon.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Broka cannon.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 8: Remember I called me definitely get the Yang who when Yang?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: If I know yay? That said not sucks Now bro
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I don't even watch it anymore.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 8: Yea, what happened?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Taking back to the glory days, dude, taking back will Arnette?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 11: I remember when Trump won the election and they did
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 11: a cold open of Kate McKinnon like like singings like
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 11: actually there was like a terrorist at like nine to
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 11: eleven was the night.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: I remember one kid that happened and kids were like
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 8: posting pictures crying.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 11: What this girl I went to high school with, who
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 11: I really did not like, was in a viral picture
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 11: crying at the Hillary headquarters and like I wanted to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 11: make it my screensaver just because I don't like her.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Tattoo? What pe Davis and got a Hillary Clinton tattoo
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: and people were dick riding for her genocidal ass. Imagine
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: the amount of people that she's killed out of office,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: and then imagine she had just got the shot in office.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 9: Dude, how drunk she would have been. With total power,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 9: she would have been killing people.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: God thank God for those emails. Fuck yeah, dude, I'm
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: really just the AOC dude, and I'll leave it at that. Yeah,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: you're like the scure, the hot one. No, I like AOC.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: How you said you you were liking, But I am
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: the AOC dude. I like Alien or what's her name?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I Omar? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you get this says
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: that she's like really religiously zealous, and then you find
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: out that she like cheated on her husband and just
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: like left her husband for her campaign manager. Her husband
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: was like twelve years or something. She might be holding
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: it out. The only people I vote for are Omar
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: and Ted Cruz. Those are his day.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 11: They're really beacons in my political beliefs. I know, Ted
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 11: Cruise an alien.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Omar. Yeah. Look, dude, I'm glad we got to say
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: some politicians names at the end of the ship.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: Get some clicks.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: This will do you get on TikTok?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: All right, you guys, Roan, You're gonna.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Be in New York weekend.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: In New York this weekend for pop punk at the
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 8: Grammar see Tommy Plug your Dance.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: I'll be in Delaware this weekend. I'll just be chilling
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: out Deoby Beach. Did you happen on like an East
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Coast vacation spot tour?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 9: You went from like North Jersey, then tomor on Talk
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 9: then fucking Connecticut.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 10: All you need is South Jersey. Yeah, l A, Tommy
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 10: Glotron and.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Tommy Milwaukee Chicago. Bro, he's got more days than you.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be out in uh. I'm actually gonna be
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: in New Jersey on Thursday. Let me pull this up requally.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: That doesn't even barely account as being somewhere.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 8: That's just where you are, Jersey City. I'm gonna be
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: there and don't know then I'm gonna be Providence four
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 8: shows Friday Saturday this week and then in Atlanta the
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: week after that.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 17: So, man, I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 17: you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 17: making bad decisions, messing up the basics being all out
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 17: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 17: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk, chocolate.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 17: It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 17: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 17: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 17: Remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 17: everything else. Snicker satisfies man, that's a winning play.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Fucking ah fu fuck all right, thanks for Tommy, enjoy
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: your book, bro, see you guys, Thank you, thanks for
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: having me. Peace