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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 2nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity training. Class is now
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  Speaker 3: in session.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody. Good morning. Today is Wednesday. It is
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  Speaker 4: September the 2nd, 2026. As we all know, we are
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  Speaker 4: trying to get through this week like we would any
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  Speaker 4: other week, but The nice thing about the end of
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  Speaker 4: this week is that it goes right into a long
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  Speaker 4: holiday weekend. So we are even more motivated than we
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  Speaker 4: would be otherwise. But thank you for being.
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  Speaker 5: Here with us.
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  Speaker 4: We appreciate that. Phones open, text. You can do all that.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what all is happening on the show today.
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  Speaker 4: We'd like to welcome you. My name is Woody. That
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  Speaker 4: is Greg Gorey. We got Menace. Gina Grad is here.
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  Speaker 4: We got Seabass. Sammy is here. There is Jeff G.
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  Speaker 4: We got our video producer, Vaughn.
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  Speaker 5: He's here.
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  Speaker 4: Dumbass Tyler is here. Bort Menji. And those phones, they're
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  Speaker 4: open 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text over to 22987.
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  Speaker 4: We'll get into the birthdays, porno birthdays, some of the
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  Speaker 4: trending news headlines. Coming up for you here, September the 2nd.
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  Speaker 4: Today is World Coconut Day.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, good.
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  Speaker 4: Underrated. I feel like there's so much hate on coconut.
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  Speaker 3: There is, and it's wrong. It needs to stop.
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  Speaker 4: It's undeserved.
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  Speaker 5: That was a thing.
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  Speaker 2: People are like, oh, I can't have it in my
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  Speaker 2: candy bar or whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Coconut ice cream? Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: Amazing.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be honest, though. I don't like the shavings.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're a little chewy. I love the flavor.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like coconut water, though.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's weird.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, coconut water I'm not down with.
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  Speaker 5: Coconut water.
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  Speaker 4: Today is National Blueberry Popsicle Day.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 6: I've never heard of that.
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  Speaker 1: Me neither.
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  Speaker 6: Sounds kind of fruity. It's Pierce Your Ears Day.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Who wants it?
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  Speaker 4: So many people seem to have these rules. I never
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  Speaker 4: really thought about it. Women seem to have rules about
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  Speaker 4: when is and when's not appropriate for and what age
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  Speaker 4: for like daughters to get your kids ears pierced.
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  Speaker 6: This was huge in my house.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Babies.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think it is weird when you see little
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  Speaker 4: tiny babies who can't even walk yet.
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  Speaker 6: It's cultural.
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  Speaker 4: Who have their ears pierced. Some cultures are stupid.
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  Speaker 2: Now, let's... Why are you giving a toddler something that
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  Speaker 2: can rip out or choke on?
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  Speaker 6: My dad always said if I got my ears pierced,
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  Speaker 6: he would move out. And it's hilarious because he did.
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  Speaker 6: I got mine pierced at like four or five. I
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  Speaker 6: was 30.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're the reason your parents got divorced.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 4: For real. Selfish. Yeah, but some people get really mad.
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  Speaker 4: They do. Like, oh my God, that's too young.
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  Speaker 5: Does your daughter have pierced shoes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but she was.
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  Speaker 3: And at what age?
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  Speaker 4: She was, I want to say 12.
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  Speaker 7: 12?
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  Speaker 6: That's fine.
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  Speaker 4: My wife was not having it before that happened.
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  Speaker 5: Did she go on big hoops?
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  Speaker 6: With her name on it?
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 6: In cursive.
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  Speaker 4: I've never understood. I didn't even think about it. It's
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  Speaker 4: a thing. My wife's like, no, not yet.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, really?
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  Speaker 5: Why? It's a big deal.
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  Speaker 4: Daily mention of Japan today is VJ Day. Not to
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  Speaker 4: be confused with BJ Day. That's every day. Not the
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  Speaker 4: people who are on MTV. It's Japan's formal surrender in
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  Speaker 4: World War II. It's not a great day for them.
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  Speaker 4: That's your daily mention of Japan. It led to better things.
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  Speaker 4: That's what you get today. Burning Man is happening right now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, shout out to the burners.
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  Speaker 4: And you just can't show up at Burning Man.
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  Speaker 2: You got to have the outfits.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You have to know how to behave. And all I've
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  Speaker 4: heard about is how it's a bunch of art installations, drugs,
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  Speaker 4: and orgies.
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  Speaker 2: And it's for the ultra rich. I refuse to watch.
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  Speaker 2: There was an HBO documentary that came out recently, which
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  Speaker 2: is just a big puff piece, slobber knob sort of thing. Like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I come out here to like explore and find myself.
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  Speaker 5: I did watch some of the documentary and it's shocking.
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  Speaker 5: It's people that run it that you would think would
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  Speaker 5: never be at Burning Man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's insane.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because it was hippies, but then it turned into
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  Speaker 2: tech bros. It's thousands of dollars.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's still both, right? I mean, because there's
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  Speaker 4: like a whole section where the people are like in
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  Speaker 4: those eco domes. Yeah, several miles wide. And then there's
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  Speaker 4: the other side, which is people on bicycles. Well, everyone
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  Speaker 4: has one of those because it's such a large area
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  Speaker 4: to get around in. But if you are a poor person,
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  Speaker 4: they do offer, like, you can work there, volunteer there.
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  Speaker 4: But to get an RV or to get set up
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  Speaker 4: out there in the middle of the desert with, again,
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  Speaker 4: no water, no nothing, it's thousands of dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Woody, here's a would you rather. You have to pick.
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  Speaker 3: You have to go to Coachella or Burning Man.
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  Speaker 4: Coachella.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, for sure. Over Burning Man?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but both on your never list.
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  Speaker 10: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're both on my never list. You have
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  Speaker 4: to pick one. So for the sake of your game,
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  Speaker 4: I will choose Coachella.
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  Speaker 2: Because Coachella's in civilization state. There's amenities. You can get
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  Speaker 2: a shuttle to a hotel in a half an hour.
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  Speaker 2: And you're in a nothing desert.
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  Speaker 4: Burning Man. It's not a free-for-all. There are rules, and
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  Speaker 4: these are some of the rules of Burning Man.
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  Speaker 5: The playa.
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  Speaker 4: Money is forbidden, and you don't barter either. You share money.
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  Speaker 4: And it's without the expectation of being allowed to reciprocate.
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  Speaker 4: No reciprocation. No photography, which is not completely banned, but
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  Speaker 4: there are strict rules like professionals need prior approval. Regular
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  Speaker 4: people can take photos for purposes of like your, you know,
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  Speaker 4: private non-commercial sharing, like on social networks and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: But otherwise.
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  Speaker 2: This is why when people say, hey, Seabatch, you need
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  Speaker 2: to go to Burning Man, they will kick me out
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  Speaker 2: real fast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If I show up there with a Woody Show microphone,
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  Speaker 2: they will not like that.
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  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 4: Don't use the hot spring because they're too hot and dangerous.
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  Speaker 3: Please do.
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  Speaker 4: This is interesting. Sammy, you'd love this. Bring bacon if
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  Speaker 4: you want to make friends. It's one of the most
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  Speaker 4: sought after commodities. And they said there's no easier way
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  Speaker 4: to be a hero than the walk around handing out bacon.
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  Speaker 6: Do you also bring a refrigerator?
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  Speaker 9: I would think that they're hippies, so they wouldn't be
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  Speaker 9: super into bacon like that.
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  Speaker 6: But again, the.
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  Speaker 2: Vast majority are tech bros who are spending.
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  Speaker 5: Tens of thousands.
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  Speaker 6: Bacon is the universal language.
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  Speaker 4: Another rule from Burning Man. Don't worry about the jackrabbits.
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  Speaker 4: According to the Burning Man survival guide, quote, there are
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  Speaker 4: jackrabbits in the area. It's not worth jeopardizing your safety
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  Speaker 4: to swerve in an attempt to avoid them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, so go ahead and take that's the
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  Speaker 2: name of their email newsletter is the jackrabbit speaks.
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  Speaker 4: You can't pick your own playa name. Everyone gets a
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  Speaker 4: nickname out of the playa, but it's traditionally given to
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  Speaker 4: you by others based on specific personality, identity, or behavior.
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  Speaker 5: And drugs.
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  Speaker 4: Bring quality footwear. Playa foot is a common thing for burners.
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  Speaker 4: It's when feet get really dry and cracked from the
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  Speaker 4: prolonged exposure to the high, it's like alkaline, that desert floor.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's highly alkaline. Sounds fun.
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  Speaker 5: Why do they call it the playa? Because it's like
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  Speaker 5: the total opposite of that, right? Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Don't try to plant stuff, Seabass. No banana tree.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: It'll just die and then someone has to clean it
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  Speaker 4: up after you. People have tried to plant all kinds
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  Speaker 4: of stuff. Roses, sod, even like, you know, palm fronds.
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  Speaker 4: Palm fronds.
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  Speaker 2: As much as you give hippies crap for being dirty,
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  Speaker 2: they do clean that place up every year.
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  Speaker 5: No, they don't.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, they do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do.
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  Speaker 4: That's their whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was the whole thing, Greg. Weren't there
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  Speaker 3: always these reports? what do you call it?
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  Speaker 5: Bike graveyard.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I thought you have to haul in and haul
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  Speaker 6: out everything.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a leave without a trace type situation.
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  Speaker 6: Like we were never here.
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  Speaker 2: That's the idea. There are satellite photos you can see.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they have staff that will eventually clean it.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I meant by that.
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  Speaker 4: Because there are no trash cans at Burning Man. So
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  Speaker 4: any waste that you produce, it's got to go home
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  Speaker 4: with you or at least off the grounds. But We've
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  Speaker 4: seen photos before of like, here's what's left behind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure they do, but then their volunteers will
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  Speaker 2: then take those and, you know, take them to the restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: I know, but that's not the people, the burners didn't
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  Speaker 4: do that. Like anybody, like any city can send people
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  Speaker 4: in after a festival and clean up all the garbage
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  Speaker 4: that people left behind. That's what they do.
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  Speaker 5: That's what CBass has been saying the whole segment.
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  Speaker 4: It's, That's what he's been saying. We should just start
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  Speaker 4: keeping track of what everybody's been saying. So you don't.
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  Speaker 5: Have to keep on asking the same question.
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  Speaker 2: Right, you guys are saying the same thing. Yes, the
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  Speaker 2: rich people do leave crap behind, but the poor people
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  Speaker 2: who volunteer to get free access clean it all up
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  Speaker 2: for them.
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  Speaker 3: Right, and Woody's point is that should not be their
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  Speaker 3: way of.
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  Speaker 5: Living.
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  Speaker 4: The rule is whatever you brought in, you bring back in.
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  Speaker 4: And that's not the way. That's what I've been saying.
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  Speaker 2: You've been saying that, dude.
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  Speaker 4: No feathers. Burning Man has a leave no trace, right?
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  Speaker 4: So the feathers also don't comply. You can't leave behind.
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  Speaker 4: Not even your feathers? You can't bring your feathers, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Damn it. Then I'm not going to go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you just can't do it. All right, time now
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  Speaker 4: for your birthdays and your porno birthday.
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  Speaker 10: Happy birthday to Keanu Reeves, who is 62 years old today.
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  Speaker 3: Salma Hayek is 60.
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  Speaker 10: Mark Harmon from NCIS is 75.
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  Speaker 3: Terry Bradshaw, the Hall of Fame quarterback.
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  Speaker 4: Is 78. And then you got Zed, the DJ, the
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  Speaker 4: music producer. He's 37. And today's Parno birthday is Abby Maley.
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  Speaker 4: You know Abby Maley? I got her phone number, actually.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, hot.
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  Speaker 3: Cool.
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  Speaker 1: Neat.
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  Speaker 4: Something else to get a gold star for.
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  Speaker 2: We've gone bowling together, actually.
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  Speaker 4: She's seen more semen than the U.S. Naval Academy.
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  Speaker 2: We went to a Florist and the Machine concert together, actually.
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  Speaker 4: She's been in 143 fine adult films including Abby Maley
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  Speaker 4: jackhammered by a strong man I've heard that happens yeah
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  Speaker 4: she was in but Naked in Nature, Volume 2.
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  Speaker 11: Fun.
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  Speaker 4: She was fantastic in Abby Can't Wait to Please Her
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  Speaker 4: New Roommate.
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  Speaker 5: Aw, so nice.
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  Speaker 4: Shaved Vagina in Your Face, Volume 1.
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  Speaker 2: Sweet.
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  Speaker 4: She was in Fit Babe, Abby Has an Explosion of Energy.
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  Speaker 4: Sure does. Bang Me Like You Hate Me, Volume 3.
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  Speaker 2: I don't hate you at all.
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  Speaker 4: She was in Abby Wants to Swallow Before Bed. And
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  Speaker 4: then Who Can Forget Her Unforgettable Role in Used Condom Conundrum.
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  Speaker 4: What to do?
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  Speaker 2: Instagram influencer to Queen of the Sluts.
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  Speaker 4: That is Abby Maley, who is 37 years old today.
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  Speaker 4: And that is your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays
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  Speaker 4: here on The Woody Show. All right, let's see what's
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  Speaker 4: going on with the trending news headlines. What you got,
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  Speaker 4: Gina Gran?
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  Speaker 6: Well, the jury in the Lindsey Clancy murder trial says
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  Speaker 6: they just cannot agree on a verdict. After four days
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  Speaker 6: and 23 hours of deliberations, jurors told the judge yesterday
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  Speaker 6: they were deadlocked, but the judge isn't having it.
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  Speaker 4: So how does that work? Like, how long can they
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  Speaker 4: go like this before it becomes a hung jury, a mistrial,
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  Speaker 4: and then they would have to retry it?
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  Speaker 6: That's up to the judge.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a friend whose father is a judge,
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  Speaker 3: and I asked him that exact same question. Essentially, it
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  Speaker 3: could go on. technically forever yeah until the judge says
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  Speaker 3: now you need to just say we're a hung jury
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  Speaker 3: yeah right now it's not deadlocked it's not i mean
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  Speaker 3: they are deadlocked as far as their voting goes but
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  Speaker 3: they don't know in which direction the judge doesn't know
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  Speaker 3: if it's nine to three or ten to two you
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  Speaker 3: know what else is dead where they're leaning exactly if
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  Speaker 3: that helps.
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  Speaker 6: Him make a decision yeah so he sent him back
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  Speaker 6: to please like.
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  Speaker 4: Try to figure it out yeah you got three dead.
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  Speaker 6: Kids yeah And again, like we said the other day,
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  Speaker 6: what they're being asked on the little pamphlet, on the
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  Speaker 6: little application is always like way more nuanced and weird.
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  Speaker 6: It's not like yes or no, true or false. It's
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  Speaker 6: always something convoluted. So I'd like to see what they're
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  Speaker 6: actually answering.
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  Speaker 4: This is why I'd be a terrible juror.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and this is for the record. I'd be a
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  Speaker 4: terrible jerk.
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  Speaker 5: Me too, me too. I heard what I heard.
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  Speaker 4: And they say, like, that is to be stricken from
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  Speaker 4: the record. You are to disregard that.
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  Speaker 3: I already heard that.
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  Speaker 5: That would be the only.
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  Speaker 4: Thing I'd be able to think of.
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  Speaker 6: That's all I'd be able to remember.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 5: That's the only.
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  Speaker 4: You mean to tell me that that doesn't, like, change
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  Speaker 4: or taint your.
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  Speaker 3: Taint.
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  Speaker 5: Your opinion?
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  Speaker 6: I've never understood that.
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  Speaker 4: No, you are to disregard.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll mind the race.
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  Speaker 5: Also, I'll just be too quick with the answer. I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: we already sat through this. We heard everything.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, did it.
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  Speaker 5: Why are we going back and forth?
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  Speaker 6: Were you not in the same jury box that I
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  Speaker 6: was in?
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  Speaker 3: Did it. Are we done? The one jury I was
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  Speaker 3: on was this boring civil trial. These two investors. And
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  Speaker 3: it all did come down to one question written on
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  Speaker 3: a piece of paper. Did what they fill out constitute
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  Speaker 3: a contract? Meanwhile, one dude totally screwed the other guy over,
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  Speaker 3: but we have to answer if this constituted a contract.
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  Speaker 6: Exactly. Well, Tiger Woods is heading back to court today,
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  Speaker 6: and it looks like he's changing his plea. He was
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  Speaker 6: charged with driving under the influence after that rollover crash
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  Speaker 6: in March. A few days after the crash, Tiger announced
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  Speaker 6: that he was stepping away from public life and getting treatment.
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  Speaker 6: So we'll see how that goes.
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  Speaker 4: Well, there is that stereotype about how tigers can't drive.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, this guy, dude, you have a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 4: You can live Menace's dream. Menace's dream is to have
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  Speaker 4: a driver.
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  Speaker 3: You can have a driver.
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  Speaker 5: A full-time driver.
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  Speaker 6: I've been hearing about this story from Tiger Woods.
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  Speaker 3: Have a different driver every day.
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  Speaker 5: Why are you driving, dude?
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  Speaker 4: I wonder what a full-time driver would cost.
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  Speaker 6: Like on standby 24 hours a day?
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  Speaker 5: For him?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to look up.
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  Speaker 5: Pennies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's.
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  Speaker 9: Always up to shady crap. He doesn't want someone witnessing
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  Speaker 9: where he's going all the time.
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  Speaker 6: They don't want to be an alibi.
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  Speaker 3: I got one for, what, 100 grand maybe?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, something like that.
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  Speaker 6: I'll do it.
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  Speaker 5: I'll do it.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And I won't sell you out.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, right. Well, Tony Romo, let's talk about him. He
• 13:52
  Speaker 6: pleaded no contest yesterday to that OWI that's operating while
• 13:56
  Speaker 6: impaired charge from his arrest in Wisconsin. And for the
• 13:59
  Speaker 6: first time, he's actually admitting what's been going on. So
• 14:02
  Speaker 6: Romo says a bunch of back surgeries have left him
• 14:04
  Speaker 6: in constant pain. And that led him to, yes, getting
• 14:07
  Speaker 6: hooked on pain meds. And while trying to get off
• 14:10
  Speaker 6: pain meds, he started drinking. He said those aren't excuses
• 14:13
  Speaker 6: and he takes full responsibility and he's working with doctors
• 14:16
  Speaker 6: to try and get all this figured out. CBS has
• 14:19
  Speaker 6: Romo on leave and J.J. Watt is taking his spot.
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: And by the way, Tony's blood alcohol level, I know
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: this is not a big deal to you, Greg, but
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: it was twice the legal limit.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: That's a big deal.
• 14:30
  Speaker 6: Okay, I was going to say, I don't know if
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: that's going to move the needle for you.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: I love how he said they're not excuses, but he
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: just kept giving them, you know?
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what they do.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: Because you have a choice to take those pills after
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: you get surgery.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: True.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: You made the choice, dude.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: So how much for a driver? Looked it up. If you, obviously,
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: you own the car, so you're paying for the car.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: So in other words, you're not just getting somebody who's
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: got the car, got the insurance. You're paying the insurance,
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: you're paying the car, you're paying the gas. Outside of
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: those expenses, which you'd have anyway, because you would be driving,
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: but just for the driver, you're looking at about $ 80, 000.
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, he can do that?
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think maybe he can afford that. He can
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: afford that.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: He can.
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: He doesn't want someone with him all the time.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: That's one appearance. They could just have him sign an NDA, Sammy, though.
• 15:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but you could also sell out for more than
• 15:14
  Speaker 9: the NDA is worth anyways and just breach the contract.
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and if it's criminal, then that NDA is not
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: going to help you.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you don't got any boys, Sammy, that you
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: can trust that's not going to sell you out?
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think he does.
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: Call me, Tiger. I'm not calling anybody.
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: We now know more about this 32-year-old woman who was
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: randomly stabbed and killed in Times Square this week. Her
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: name is Erin Piacenti. And she was a vice president
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: at Bank of America who had just returned to work
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: after five months of maternity leave following the birth of
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: her doctor. Police say that this fat 49-year-old stabber chick
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: randomly stabbed Aaron and a 68-year-old man. He survived, by
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: the way. He's in stable condition before approaching officers with
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: two knives. So police shot her and she's with the
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: Lord now.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: She will be missed.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Bummer.
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: Need her back. Now, the longtime voice of Wheel of Fortune,
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: Jim Thornton, he has been suspended while Sony invests. No idea.
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: Sony investigates allegations involving something that went down on an airplane.
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: So back in May, another passenger complained about Thornton to
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: a flight attendant. And whatever it was, was so serious
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: that the pilot called ahead and had the police waiting
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: at LAX when they landed. He was questioned and released.
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: The funny part is he was wearing his Wheel of
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: Fortune jacket.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: While it happened.
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: Sony isn't saying exactly what he's accused of, but they've
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: already started recasting his job while they look into it.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: So it's got to be kind of serious. And he's
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: been the announcer since 2011.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: If you're wearing a Wheel of Fortune jacket, you better
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: work there.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I know, I thought that was kind of dorky. I
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: just want people to know, kind of maybe know who
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: But that's the thing, he's a dorky guy, and full disclosure,
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: he and my dad, because when they worked at the
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: news station together, they were best friends. Jim's the greatest guy.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, you know this guy?
• 17:01
  Speaker 10: Yes!
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: He's a great guy, so I've got to know what happened.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Is he pulling out his wiener? I don't know.
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: I could not for a million dollars picture that.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: It can't be that serious. He only talked to the
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: cops for like five minutes, then they said, go about
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: your way.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: I've got to know.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he has some code of conduct thing in
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: his contract, but still, that's kind of unfair. But they
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: are recasting already.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they said.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: That would be a dream job.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: World's easiest job, right?
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Let's apply. Let's try it. Maybe some under the blanket
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: stuff on the plane?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I doubt it. I doubt it.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: Maybe he just had one too many cocktails and got
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: a little.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Well, let's call him.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: Is he married?
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: I don't know if he's married. I mean, I haven't
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: seen him in 15 years. But he was like, We'll
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: be right back. You also get four licensed businesses, houses, vehicles, equipment, websites,
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: and basically everything you need to become the new brothel king.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: And if Seabass throws in his $ 16, 000, he's almost there.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Right, you're almost there.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Because it can be all yours for $ 34 million.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: And have all the built-in squish you want. You just
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: can't bang all the profits away.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Right. Don't get high on your own supply.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Every minute that you're with them is taking away time
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: from the paying customers.
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: That's right.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: It'll only take a minute or two a day.
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: Easy.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: That is true.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: And they have to call you daddy. Oh, sweet.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: Well, that's what's going on, Woody.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: You want to hear how tough this guy's job was,
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: this Jim Thornton guy?
• 18:47
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: This is all he did.
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: Watch it!
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, here are the stars of our show,
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Ryan Seacrest and Anna White.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: And that's it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, take four months off now.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: And that's it. But they're probably going to tape multiple
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: episodes in a day.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Where do we audition? Right here.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: But then at the end of the show, you have
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: to open the envelope to see what you want.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, true.
• 19:17
  Speaker 11: $ 40, 000!
• 19:17
  Speaker 10: Nice!
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: So it's really double the amount.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he has to come back for that.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: He probably has to make announcements to the studio audience.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Before the show. Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: Introduce the warm-up guy.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: All the sponsors.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: It's like seven days a week.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: That's a tough gig.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Well, time for the educational part of today's show. It
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: can't just all be fun and games and guessing who's gas.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 19:47
  Speaker 11: I know.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Sometimes we got to get serious.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Got to learn stuff.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Well, it's time for the menace word of the day.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: The word of.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: The calendar that we have here for menace. He gets
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: a page from that. It's got the word on there,
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: which he's going to give us his best shot at
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: the pronunciation, as he would say.
• 20:05
  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Speaking of which, hold on. You know how people just,
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: they don't get.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they often don't get.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: A lot of people are just not getting. All right.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: This was an After Hours voicemail that came in. This
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: one's about you, Seabass.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here we go.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Morning, studio.
• 20:24
  Speaker 13: I just have to tease Sebastian.
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: He is actually, was my first favorite, so I just
• 20:31
  Speaker 10: want to say that right off the bat.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: But Sebastian, for a.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Mensa member, pronouncing it.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Supposedly as opposed to supposedly come.
• 20:44
  Speaker 12: On guy have a good day bye-bye all.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Right bye yeah you idiot i'm very stupid and uh
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: i should not have done that unintentionally yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Well it's like how we say pronunciation right because menace
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: will say pronunciation unironically he just he says it because
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: he has a hard time with the word sometimes.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: Right but you know supposedly is a word.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Wasn't that like a later addition to.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Help the stupids?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Because there's a lot of things.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, that is not the word.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: That is not the word.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: And so when Seabass said it, to his credit, yeah,
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: he's being silly the same way we say sub... You know,
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: pronunciation or burdiction.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Burdiction.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: He's doing this so bad thing called sarcasm.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Menace word of the day. So there is the burnunciation...
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, the pronunciation guy.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: And then also.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: The definitions, it is used in a sentence.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: And you guys, it is time to learn.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Let's learn things.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Menace, here is the word. And what is today's word
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: of the day?
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, I have the paper right here. You sure do.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: He's going to make one up for us.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure is.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Right there.
• 21:55
  Speaker 11: Whoa.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: This is a brutal one. Okay.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: I can hear it in my mind, but I can't
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: say it out loud.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Well, give it a shot.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: Let's try it. Intercircumcision.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: I like that version better. Circumcision?
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Cold.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Interdiscumminication.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Interdiscumminication?
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Are you in there?
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: No.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Interdiscrimination?
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: I-N-D-I-S-C-R-I-M-I-N-A-T-I-O-N for the audience.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: That's for the audience. The pronunciation guide is.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: That should really be helpful.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, what planet is that from?
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: What language is that?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: It's got phonemes in it.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Can you even make that out?
• 22:47
  Speaker 11: No.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: It says Indy.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Those guides never help me.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it says Indy... I think he purposely... I don't know.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: I'd write whole papers in that in college.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I'd never use it again.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Congrats.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: All right. Give it one more shot. Okay.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Indiscriminationation.
• 23:06
  Speaker 11: Mationation.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Indiscriminationation.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: I see it and hear it in my mind, but
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: I just can't get it out.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I like how he'll repeat syllables when they're not written
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: that way.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Have you heard the word indiscrimination?
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Indiscriminations. Oh, my God. Nailed it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Nailed it.
• 23:23
  Speaker 11: Duh.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: All right. What is it again?
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: Indiscrimination.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: What are the definitions?
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: The failure to see or make a difference between the
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: two things or people or the failure to make the
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: correct choice between them.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Boom.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Definition number two?
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: The practiced refusal to weigh differences in kind of... Oh, sorry.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Or degree when choosing or... Allocating. Allocating. Number three.
• 23:53
  Speaker 11: Three.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: Lack or nuisance detection. Sorry.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: One more time.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Detection.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: What was number three again?
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Lack of nuisance detection.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Nuisanced.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Nuanced.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: Nuanced. Nuanced. All right.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: So today's word is what?
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: I already forgot how to say it.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Give it another shot.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Intercept.
• 24:22
  Speaker 11: See?
• 24:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: You have to say, I'm like a parrot. You have
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: to say it correctly. I say it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 12: And then I can say it.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Give it, give it another shot.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: Inter-circumstances.
• 24:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: I like that.
• 24:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Indiscrimination.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Indiscrimination.
• 24:35
  Speaker 11: Got it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: Indiscrimination.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: We literally said it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: 30 seconds ago.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: Didn't retain it.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: All right. Used in a sentence. Today's word, which is.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: Say it one more time.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: I'm asking you to say it one more time.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Indiscrimination.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: There it is. All right.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: When presented with a panoli or palatable provisions, menace becomes
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: a gluttonous, gourmet, interesting, all things gastronomic. With indiscrimination.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: Nailed it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: Hoppers Bazaar.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: June 2026.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: You got published in Harper's.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: So let's take it word for word in this sentence here.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: I'll give you when.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: When presented.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: With a. Penali.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Penali.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: There's an extra P in there. You're not getting it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Penolope.
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: She's nice.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: What?
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you were going to say it. You
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: said it one more time. Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah, we're going to.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: I said it one more time. All right.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Sorry, Seabass said there's another P.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: In that word.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: Not Hanalee. Yeah, and I said it.
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: He said Penelope.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Penelope.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, sure.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Yep. All right, are we moving on? Go for it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: This next two-letter word is the one you seem to
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: have the most trouble with.
• 26:09
  Speaker 11: Of.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, ofs become ors. Ors become ofs.
• 26:12
  Speaker 12: Have you noticed that?
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: And sometimes they'll become ands.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: I know, but I'm saying typically. It's weird. Almost every time.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Of always becomes or. Ors always become ands.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Next one is palatable. This is the closest I'm
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: going to get to that. Palatable. Yeah. Paddleboat. And then provisions.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: All right. Menace. Then it's your name.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Menace.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Welcomes a gluttonous. Well, not welcomes. Oh, becomes a gluttonous. Gourmet.
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: No.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with this word at all. This is
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: a lovely word.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: This has an N in it.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Your favorite letter.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Gourmetin.
• 26:49
  Speaker 11: What?
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Your favorite letter is N.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: And you're skipping the N when you say gourmet.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Shout out to N's. Good point.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: The letter.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Not the internet slang.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about, Seabass?
• 26:58
  Speaker 14: What?
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: Gorman.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Gorman.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Close.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Gourmand.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Gourmand.
• 27:15
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: I've not heard of that word.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: What is that? A fan of fine food.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: A foodie.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Foodie.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: A gourmand.
• 27:22
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: So that one, you might have to retain this.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Gourmand? Yeah.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: All right. Ingesting all things gastrotomic. Close. Gastronomonic.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Gastronomonic.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: So he loves doubling up.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Doubling up syllables.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: No. Not gastrotomic.
• 27:44
  Speaker 11: Hmm.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: It's your favorite letter again.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Gastronomic.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Gastronomic?
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Gastronomic. Like a condition, like a gastro, your digestion, like
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: something with your.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Things you ingest.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: You've not heard that word?
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: With.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: It's the word of the day, dude.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: With intercircumstances.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, interscrimination. Interscrimination.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Menace word of the day, everybody. Indiscrimination.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: I still got to figure out the definition of one
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: more time.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: In your words, what would it mean, Menace, the word
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: of the day?
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: Just do it once? No. Oh, I thought you were
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: talking about the definition of one more time.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: How would you define it?
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: What would indiscrimination mean?
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Indiscrimination. I would say, in my words, don't discriminate against people.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: It's more like I'll take anything that comes at me.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: It's whatevs.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: You're not choosy.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: So in the sentence, it's like menace when there's a
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: pile of food in front of menace.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: He's just like, whatevs.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I don't need to pick and choose.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: I'll just eat it all.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: I'll have whatever. Don't wait.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: But I'm not discriminating against the food.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all. Indiscrimination. You don't discriminate.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Did I just say that?
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: You said people.
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Or food. All right. Well, I'm not sure this one's
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: going to stick. Yeah.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: And you didn't know the word gourmand. I've not heard
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: that word. I have not heard the word panoply. Is
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: that how you say it?
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Panoply.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know that word. What is it?
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Panoply.
• 29:29
  Speaker 14: Panoply.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: When presented with a.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Panoply, a plethora?
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: In context, plethora, exactly.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: In context, I get it, but I've never heard panoply.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: It's like plethora.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: It's like plethora of menace.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: From the famous.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Menace knows plethora.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Plethora.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: Three Amigos.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, prefla.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, prefla.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Wasn't that one?
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: That was one of those words, yeah.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: What's the word that you're trying.
• 29:49
  Speaker 11: To get again?
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: This one right there.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Panoply is like Plethora. Never heard that one. It's like Monopoly,
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: but not.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: It kind of is.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: I'm looking for... Oh, yeah, we do. Here, this is what.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Prefula.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Prefula. I knew we had it in here.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: And that's now Penelope.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, here's all the words that begin with the letter
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: P that Menace has a hard time with.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Penis. Penis? Pianist. Pianist, that's right.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: How about this one?
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Peavision.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: This one I have no idea.
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: Provision?
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Possibly.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Don't know.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Particularly.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Close enough.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Predication.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Predication. Predication.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: There we go.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: There's all the P's. In the archive.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: The words you can't say are alphabetized.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Pick another letter, Greg.
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: Um.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Do we have any N's?
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Never.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Or R's?
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we do. We do.
• 30:56
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: We have.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: N all day. All day.
• 31:00
  Speaker 11: Let's see.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: How about national organization?
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: That was supposed to be national organization.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: How about this one?
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Nuclear.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Nuclear. It's a classic. Yeah.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Nectar.
• 31:15
  Speaker 11: What?
• 31:16
  Speaker 14: Nectar?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Nectar.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Maybe nectar. Nectar. next year.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: That's supposed to be next year.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, Victor.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: But Menace, what's the whole no need?
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: No need to use fancy words like imicomicado. Yeah. Thank you.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: There's your Menace word of the day, everybody.
• 31:34
  Speaker 15: Nice.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: She's like, my squirrel died. And so I'm hugging her.
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: Then I notice she's clutching a trash bag that has a.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Squirrel in.
• 31:46
  Speaker 11: It.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Gina, can you believe How tortured our friend Greg is.
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: It's truly insane. I thought he was kidding most of
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: the time, but I guess he's not.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: To make myself on purpose look like a moron?
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, or just for drama. You know, I love drama,
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: but this is really concerning.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: All right, tell everybody else the story that you.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Just told us. Oh, about my morning routine.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Here's another, this is another Greg Gorey fun fact.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: The weird thing is I was thinking this morning about
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Woody's voice in my head saying wow greg you're so
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: tortured yeah and the reason i thought that is so
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: in my bathroom i call it a vanity do you
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: guys call it a vanity countertop yeah and then underneath
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: the vanity is a cupboard and that's where i keep
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: deodorant and hair stuff and whatnot and every single morning
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: when i go to put on my deodorant i open
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: the vanity and give a preemptive oh Because I'm afraid
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: there's going to be a spider in it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Just in case there is a spider in there.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: He's pretty scared.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: To open his own drawer.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Why would there be a spider in it?
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Because one time I opened it and there was a
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: huge spider sitting right next to my deodorant.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Granted, that was a few years ago, but It still,
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: I think. Was it even in the same house?
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: In that very drawer.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: In that very cabinet. So now I open it.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: Every morning he's afraid there's going to be a spider.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: I think you need a whole new vanity.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Just throw the whole thing out. I think you need
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: a whole new house.
• 33:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I got to live like on a hundred floor building
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: with a barrier.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: No, dude. Imagine living your life that way.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: It's a lot.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: It's a lot.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: It is a lot.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Are you mostly scared all the time? Do you feel
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: that way?
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: For different reasons, yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: For different reasons, yeah. It's kind of translated into everyday life.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: We're driving now. All I think about is, wow, we
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: really have to trust everybody. We're all going like 65,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: 70 miles an hour.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: This is Greg's reality.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: Maybe on a side street.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Dude, this woman on social media, she posted this video.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: She was having some stomach pain and she went to
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: The doctor. Anyway, then she talks more about it in
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: this video.
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: I just recently went to the doctor and they couldn't
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: figure out what was wrong with my GI tract. They
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: thought I had Crohn's disease, a gluten allergy, high, low
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: blood pressure, you name it. They also did allergy tests,
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: but do you know what they didn't test for? The
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: ingredient coccineal, which is literally ground up bugs. And it's
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: not only in your coffee, it's also in a lot
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: of processed food. So then I had to go and
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: get a special test for that and come to find
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: out that's exactly what I've been allergic to this entire time.
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: There's a 100% chance that if you're drinking ground-up coffee,
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: you're drinking ground-up cockroaches, too.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: No way.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Cochineal. What? Yeah.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: A 100% chance?
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Well, they say that in everything about peanut butter. All
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: those tomatoes.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: Well, but there's a certain amount of bugs that are
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: allowed in manufacturing.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Literally. It's in there, Greg. Wait, what's it called? It's
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: called cochineal.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: What are there?
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so ground-up roaches in your coffee.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's the first thing that popped up. Are there cockroaches?
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: And it said, oh, my God.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, pre-ground-up.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: You drink a lot. Yeah.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: You drink a lot of coffee. There you go.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Contain microscopic traces of ground-up cockroaches.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: It's like hot dogs like anything else. They're not going
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: to sweep for every, you know, antenna and leg.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Each food item you buy can allow, like, up to
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: X percent of bug parts.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Here's how you get around that, Greg. You buy... the
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: coffee beans, and you grind them yourself.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, I can do that.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm assuming that's fresher. No cockroaches. Right. At
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: least you'd be able to see it if there was. Right, like, yeah,
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: because you can just, I mean, how many beans do
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: you need to grind up?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Not a whole lot.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: I wish they made those grinders bigger, though. They're so tiny.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: I'm sure you can get one.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: A big grinder?
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: I always thought it was cool. Like, you would go
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: to the grocery store, and they would have, like, that machine,
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: that big red grinding machine.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: That is pretty cool.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Because I loved just hanging out by there and just
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: smelling it. Like, my mom would be shopping, and I
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: would just hang out by the coffee thing. And then also,
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: they had where you can, it would grind, like, fresh coffee.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Peanut butter?
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, I love that one.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: That was cool.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen that in.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: A long time.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: That's a whole foods type thing.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen that in a long time.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: Apparently it takes about 40 beans to make a cup
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: of coffee.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, easy. You can just count out 40 beans and
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: make sure there's no cockroaches in there.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: And then I'll freak that, did I miscount? Yeah.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: This one just came in on the text. It says, Greg,
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: I was doing my morning poo and while I'm sitting there,
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: a spider crawls past my feet.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: What happens?
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Then you just stomp on it.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: With your bare foot?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Ooh, that's, no, not your barefoot. The worst poop ever
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: was when I had that centipede walk by my face.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Oh no.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: A centipede?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, gross.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: Are you in a video game? Where do you see centipedes?
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Another one I thought.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: About, Greg, this doctor in Virginia, it's a new nightmare
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: for Greg. She woke up, she had a bat trying
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: to crawl into her mouth.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: What?
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Dr.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Krista Edelman.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: What?
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: And here she is explaining what happened.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: So this morning I was asleep and I had a
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: dream that there was a little mouse trying to get
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: into my mouth. And so I'm half asleep. I reach
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: up to my mouth. Again, still thinking this is a dream.
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: And then I touch something that is kind of slimy
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: and a.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: Little hairy and cool.
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: And I immediately somehow knew it was a bat. This
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: bat was legitimately trying to burrow between my lips into
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: my mouth.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: It was trying to get past my teeth.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: I have no idea.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: This is not normal.
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: Never heard of anything like this. Never seen bats in
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: my house. I grabbed this bat and threw it across
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: the room, and I screamed.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: Holy crap. What do you do in that case? You
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: immediately have to go to the hospital to make sure
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: you didn't catch anything.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: It spat rabies into your mouth.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. What do you do? Damn.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude, so did you hear the story in North Carolina?
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: They're trying to look for people who may have gotten
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: a little too friendly with some baby goats. It was
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: like a traveling petting zoo, and at least four of
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: these goats tested positive for rabies. They've been at 10
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: different events over the last month, including community events and
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: two assisted living facilities. The petting zoo says the goats
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: were too young to be vaccinated. And apparently a wild
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: skunk had gotten into their pen without anybody realizing they
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: had been bitten. So health officials are telling anyone who
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: touched these goats, these petting zoos, to call their local
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: health department immediately.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: So all children's birthday parties.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, these 10 different, you know, the senior living places, like, whatever,
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: they're going to be dead soon anyway.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: So, you know, whatever, right, Craig?
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who cares?
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: I guess I never thought about skunks having rabies.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: It's always, what, raccoons?
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Greg, a new species of fly has been granted approval.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: I didn't know they had to get approval.
• 38:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Or it can't exist. For the USDA for human wound cleaning. Oh,
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: no thank you. So it's these larvae. Oh, yeah, these
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: are disgusting. Of the Australian sheep bug. Blowfly. I was
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: going to say Botfly. Botfly videos are great.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: I love those.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, you are insane.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I love those so much. Anyway,
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: they're used in maggot wound therapy. And so now this
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: is the second fly that's been cleared by the FDA
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: to clean dead skin from chronic wounds.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: I would... I would happily lose my arm over letting
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: maggots clean it out.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: If it was a life-saving procedure.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: You'd rather lose an arm.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: I don't think I can have maggots eating through my flesh.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: What?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I don't think I could handle it.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: You'd have to sedate me.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: It's to fix the wound.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: Understood.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: To keep the arm. I get it.
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: Can you ask for sedation?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I wonder if they would allow that. I don't want.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: I mean, you have to wake up. I'm sure you can.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Just say, look, you can do it.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Or what if they put like a little like kind
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: of plastic bubble dome over the wound and you get
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: to watch it throughout the day. You know how people
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: have those things in the back of their arm that
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: measures their, you know, their blood sugar.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: Like, and they just take their phone, scan it or whatever.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Underneath this maggot.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: It's kind of like that where it's attached to your skin.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: You can just like look at it almost like a
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: little like ant farm, but you get to watch the
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: maggots cleaning your wound.
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: You'd be fine with that yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: I'm sure I think I would you could find a
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: doctor that would knock you out yeah I guess.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: I would be okay with that more so than losing.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: An arm I don't know I get that it's trying
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: to help me I get that it's trying to save
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: my arm but maggots on flesh is going to be
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: a pass for me.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY send us a text over to 22987 more Woody
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: shows next time don't you dare leave me here alone
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: the Woody show we'll be.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Right back after these.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: Messages I don't know how this happened, but we told
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: you how Oreo gate turned out to be a, a hoax.
• 40:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: That was a campaign wait for some AI thing.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Suno.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: And so they left it up to the person that
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: they hired to come up with something to do the
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: whole storyline, which they came up with that thing about
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: the woman saying how, you know, my daughter is not
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: supposed to have Oreos. I'd appreciate if you stopped sending
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Oreos with your kids and, She gets so jealous.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: So that turned out to be not real, but it
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: got everybody talking. Oreos, always trying to keep people talking,
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: but it seems every other day they announce a different flavor.
• 41:10
  Speaker 11: I know.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Of Oreos.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: And now we've ended up, the feeding table here in
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: the studio is piled. And when I say piled, there's
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: a pile.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: A pile of Oreos.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Of Oreos.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I can count.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: It's over a foot tall.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Five of those Oreo tins in minutes. You're going to
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: have to remind me what those are again. I know
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: we talked about them.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: It's the carnival flavored Oreos. Like each Oreo has like
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: different flavors. I don't know. Like I bought them immediately
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: when we talked about them and they've been sitting in
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: the office.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Wait, carnival you said?
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right?
• 41:42
  Speaker 9: Do they have like chocolate coating or something on the
• 41:44
  Speaker 9: outside of them.
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: Or are they just regular Oreos? Is each tin a
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: different flavor?
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Each.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: In the tin, they have one. The tins are all
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: the same, I'm sure. They have one that's a different flavor.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: All right. So there's the hot honey cornbread. Mm-hmm. Dill pickle.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Cotton candy.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Maybe. Lemonade.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Milkshake and fries.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: And then strawberry shortcake.
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, we're all supposed to get that.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: So those are the different flavors that are in the
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: tin for the summer carnival... Yeah, what does it say?
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Inspired fudge flavors. I don't know what fudge has to
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: do with anything.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, so that's in the tins. And then Seabass brought in,
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: and I don't know where he went.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what he got either.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Seabass brought in these other limited edition Oreo things.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Are these like the Vodon, the flavor ones?
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Is that what those are? What are the other Oreo
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: things here, Seabass? Are these just regular limited edition flavors?
• 42:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah, we talked about these.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Talk about these in food news. We got chicken and waffles.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Chicken and waffles.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Deep fried.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: They're not deep fried, but it's the deep fried taste.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: And then nanner pudding.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: I'll be curious to try that.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: You can start over here with the nanners.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like the banana flavor.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Okay. These are cute.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: How are you supposed to know which is which?
• 43:06
  Speaker 15: Oh, okay.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: Well, the pink one. Because you have the guide right here.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: Well, the pink one could be cotton candy or strawberry.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: So, well, I'm going to try the milkshake and fries.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: I'm guessing the green one's the dill pickle.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing the yellow one's the lemonade.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Lemonade.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Or is it hot honey cornbread?
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: Because it's yellow.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: We will find out.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, wait. There's two different yellows. There's a deeper yellow
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: and a lighter yellow.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Oh. I like it. The milkshake and fries one?
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Which one is that?
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: That's the one that's in the carnival.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's like chocolate.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: What's the white one?
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, the chocolate one.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: So you give that one a what out of 10?
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: I'll give this one an eight. Okay.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Have we created the hardest to open Oreos ever?
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, they're individually wrapped.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: These banana joints are good. Okay.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: Strawberry shortcake is very good.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Well, they're individually wrapped in like Teflon.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: There's no tear point.
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I did.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: When we first read them.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: Try one of those banana ones, Jeff.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: When we first read about them. They're like Oreos. They
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: said they were going to be individually packed. Dude, so
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: I bought four. You bought one tin. Four tins? $ 110.
• 44:09
  Speaker 15: Jesus.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Well, it is limited edition.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: They look like little macaroons. Yeah, they are.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: I want to get your opinion on the dill pickle.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: The yellow one, I think it's lemonade. I'm not getting lemonade,
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: but it's good.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Who else wants to try the banana one?
• 44:23
  Speaker 13: I do.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Bananas are really good.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: He dropped it on the floor of this studio. That's okay.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Is that the pickle?
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: It smells bad. I haven't even tried it yet.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Take a big bite.
• 44:36
  Speaker 12: Here we go.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: All right. This is the dill pickle Oreo.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: It seems like it smells worse than it tastes. It hurts.
• 44:47
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: It's not good.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: No.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: And do you know what?
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: I'm going to try the dill.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Not to throw him under the bus, but you know
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: who hates pickles? Who? Tyler.
• 44:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Tyler, come try it.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: You got to get his review. Come try it.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: He hates pickles.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's better than pickles.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: They nailed the smell. Who could hate a pickle? I know,
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: but this is awful.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it reeks of pickle.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: All right, here.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Tyler, here you go, buddy.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Enjoy.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: All right, here. Give it a shot.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Someone has to give him a utility knife.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, that's gross.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: And then on a scale of 1 to 10, you'll
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: tell me 10 meaning that it's great, 1 meaning that
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: it's terrible. Now, don't prejudge it. Why do you hate
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: pickles so much? What's it about pickles? Just don't like
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: the taste, never liked it at all.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. All right, here we go.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, he took a big bite.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: That's pretty gross.
• 45:38
  Speaker 12: That's pretty nasty.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Is it like a pickle forward flavor?
• 45:42
  Speaker 14: No, you can definitely taste the pickle. It's like all
• 45:45
  Speaker 14: the icing around the cookie. You can definitely taste the pickle.
• 45:48
  Speaker 14: I didn't even smell it. I can smell it now.
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: Is the cream pickled?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I think all these creams are regular.
• 45:55
  Speaker 12: The inside is regular. It's just the outside is all pickled.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: It tastes like white chocolate and pickle.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Honestly, this is like a 1.5 out of 10.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: The tin is cute. It's good.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: It's good.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: The milk chicken.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: Fries is disgusting.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: There's no fries in there.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Meta said it was good.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: It tastes like grease. It's gross.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: She hates hot honey, so we can't listen.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: To her anymore.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: The banana pudding one is good. I would give that
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: one a 7.5 or 8. 7. The chicken and waffles
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: definitely has a.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Waffle-y, chicken-y flavor. There's like a maple, but that's like
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: a five.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: But who needs a chicken flavor in a cookie?
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: Nobody. Oh, it comes late. It's what?
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: It comes late, the chicken flavor, and it's like, that's
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: a three.
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: Ooh, y'all can have the cornbread and hot honey one.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: All right, and then what's the... So there's the chicken
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: and waffle, the banana pudding. What's the other one you
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: brought in, Seabass?
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Deep fried.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, just deep fried. Oh, so it's supposed to
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: taste like a deep fried Oreo.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Right, but it looks like a vanilla cookie, and then
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: it's got a chocolate and some other.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: The chicken and waffle?
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: I told you.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: No, it tastes like pancakes and syrup.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: The deep fried one is not worth it either.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: Chicken and waffle's not bad.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: No, it's bad.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: It's so disconcerting because it does have a chicken flavor.
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: It just tastes like pancakes and syrup.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: It tastes like pure chicken. You're missing the chicken.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: The cornbread and hot honey is revolting.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: It tastes like that gristle part of the chicken. It's
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: so bad.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Deep fried, I don't know what they're doing here. It's
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: a vanilla cookie, chocolate and vanilla... It just tastes like cookie.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: I will say, though, they have nailed the actual flavor
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: of things.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: But it doesn't mean that it's good. I just don't
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: know why.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: We need these things. And Oreo has been on this
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: kick for the last handful of years where every couple
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: minutes they're releasing a new special limited edition flavor. Now,
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: I did see something where it's not that people are
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: going out and rushing out and buying a bunch of these.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: They're not selling a ton of these. But what they
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: are doing is they're buying a lot more of the regular, old-school,
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: traditional Oreos.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Because it makes you want those.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: You go to the aisle. They just got $ 20, 000 of
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: free advertising.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: The deep fried, it tastes just like old grease. Yeah.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: It has no rhyme or reason.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: When they came out with the peanut butter ones, those
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: were great. And those have now stuck around. The mint ones,
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: those are good. Those have stuck around. These banana pudding ones,
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: they're good.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: They're right.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: They're good. I could see them like, you know. Being
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: like a limited edition or a seasonal thing. I don't know.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: You know what I like?
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: The lemonade's really good.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: The lemon one? The lemon one. That's always good.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: I can agree.
• 48:35
  Speaker 12: Deep fried, five out of ten. Chicken and waffle, seven
• 48:38
  Speaker 12: out of ten.
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: I don't find it either.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Would you buy a whole package of them?
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: No.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Who sits down? Maybe that's a way to keep your
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: portions under control.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Because you only want to have like two of those.
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: Has anyone tried the cotton candy?
• 48:50
  Speaker 11: No.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: This box doesn't have the banana one.
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: No, it's not in the box.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: They're right here.
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: Being passed down.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, they're separate.
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: I don't like cotton candy flavor, but let's see.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Here, Greg. Let me try the banana.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: You can try the banana one. I think it's good.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Banana pudding. So I gave a 7.5.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Strawberry shortcake.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: But you are very much on record. You don't like
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: the banana flavored stuff.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: It's so good.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: A one.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: It's not a one.
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: I'll give them this. The cotton candy one tastes exactly
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: like cotton candy.
• 49:17
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Not necessarily good.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: I don't like the banana stuff. necessarily a good thing.
• 49:21
  Speaker 11: 877-44.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: See, we try before you buy. We've saved you... How
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: much on these things, Menace? On the tins?
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: 110 bucks for four tins. The carnival Oreo tins.
• 49:29
  Speaker 10: Oof.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: I feel sick now.
• 49:34
  Speaker 12: Banana's not bad. It needs some milk, but it's not bad.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: That's kind of how the doctor needs to see your penis,
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: even though you came in for a sprained wrist.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: You have a broken toe? Show me your scrotum.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: I always have a menace moment with this dude's name.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Former quarterback for the Miami Dolphins and soon to be
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: named the starting quarterback for Tyler's Atlanta Falcons. Lucky. Tua Tagovailoa.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Is that Tua?
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: Tua Tungavailoa.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Tungavailoa.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Tunga?
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Tungavailoa.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Because it's spelled T-A-G.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: And it's Tungavailoa?
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Tungavailoa? That A has that little... I can double check it,
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: but I'm pretty sure. I've heard everybody say it.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Well, let's go to the super fan. He's somehow like
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: an Atlanta Falcons fan. Tyler is such a big fan.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Soon to be your starting quarterback. What's the proper pronunciation?
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: Tua Tagovailoa. Taga Viola? I think it's Taga Viola.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Does nobody know?
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: Nobody knows. Tyler, what's his full first name?
• 50:38
  Speaker 12: Just Tua, T-U-A.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: No, it's not.
• 50:39
  Speaker 10: Tua.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: Tua Nigamanualipola.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, oh, oh.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, so his government name.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: Yes, his government name.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Anyway, Tua has been getting roasted.
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: His Instagram page posted some pictures of him with the Falcons.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Then underneath it, there were a couple of comments, including
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: this one. We're so proud of you. You got this.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: And these comments were coming from his own account.
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: So, like, here's the screenshot of it. So you can
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: see it's from his own account. Like, you got this, man.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Kevin Durant.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Now, there is some controversy among the fans for the
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Atlanta Falcons because, like, Tyler will tell you, like, he
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: does not want Tua. No, he stinks. They want Michael
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Penix Jr.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's so bad about Penix that he's not winning
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: the starting job there?
• 51:28
  Speaker 12: Yeah, Penix has been recovering from ACL surgery.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll do it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Well, he's a stopgap then. I mean, too, his brain's
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: got to be scrambled for all– he's been out so
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: much with concussions over the last handful of years. The
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: guy's kind of built of glass.
• 51:44
  Speaker 14: His brain– is literally gonna be the greatest gift that
• 51:47
  Speaker 14: science has ever seen.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: It's insane.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: So people just assume that Tua forgot to switch over
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: to his burner account, but it looks like it was
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: his wife.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: Because his wife runs his social media, and she forgot
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: to switch over to her account, and so she was
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: just on there, and that's when she wrote, we're so
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: proud of you, you've got this.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: Well, good to see.
• 52:07
  Speaker 12: She's as dumb as he is.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, simple mistake. He's bad. That was a simple mistake,
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: but it was funny, man, watching that NFL memes account
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: on Instagram, which is so funny. They were killing this guy.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: So good. But that happens so much within companies and
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: all kinds of stuff. Social media managers will be under
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: some company name, thinking they're under their personal account, commenting
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: on stuff.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Some other embarrassing celebrity moments. Somebody came up with a
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: list of them.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, I love this.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: In 2012, Zac Efron dropped a condom on the red
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: carpet at the premiere of The Lorax.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: Whoops.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: But that's kind of not embarrassing.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: You don't want to buy toilet paper, Greg.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: I know, but if you're... You wouldn't be embarrassed?
• 52:54
  Speaker 14: Um.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I'd be less embarrassed by dropping a condom than.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Than buying toilet paper? Yeah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: That's weird.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: For the premiere of a kid's movie?
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Good point. Yeah, but it's like, look, I'm getting action.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: In 2014, this is one of my favorites, man. Jennifer
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: Lopez was walking through the Bronx and she visited her
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: childhood home.
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this one's great.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: And she thought the new owner would recognize her, but
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: they didn't. This is how that went.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 53:21
  Speaker 8: I used to live here.
• 53:23
  Speaker 11: Huh?
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: I used to live here.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: My name is Jennifer.
• 53:31
  Speaker 11: Jennifer?
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to live upstairs. And my room was
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: upstairs right there.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Me?
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Jennifer Lopez.
• 53:38
  Speaker 12: Who's Jennifer Lopez?
• 53:39
  Speaker 15: Me.
• 53:40
  Speaker 11: I used to live here.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: I love that for her.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: And if there's anybody who deserves it, it's that chick.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Random old man.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Did you just ask who am I?
• 53:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Jennifer who?
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Eh, Lopez.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Dude, another embarrassing celebrity moment. Hilaria Baldwin, her fake Spanish accent.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: How you say cucumber?
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: I want you guys to realize that we're having.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: She's from Boston.
• 54:05
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 54:05
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: Her parents are super white and they retired to Spain.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Sammy, you're from Massachusetts. I mean, a lot of your friends,
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: they sounded the same, right? They sounded just like this.
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, just like that, yeah. That's the native accent.
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: I want you guys to realize that we're having seven kids.
• 54:22
  Speaker 13: And you being here to escort them to school and
• 54:27
  Speaker 13: to be there when they come home is not good.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: So please leave.
• 54:33
  Speaker 13: My family in peace and let this all play out.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: So let my kids come home. And you stay away
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: from them. You let my kids come home? Like, dude,
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: what makes people do that? Like, you see this a lot.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Politicians will do it. They'll switch up.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, accent of the day.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: What do they call something signaling?
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, I hate that.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: Code switching.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Code switching. I hate that word.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Didn't a coach for LSU do that? He used
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: to be for Notre Dame, and then he went down there,
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: and all of a sudden he had that accent.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: That was Brian Kelly.
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: I like when they, like, fall off a horse and
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: hit their head, and then they have, like, a Chinese accent.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Those are my favorite.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Those are fun.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: I never believed those.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: No.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: But with Hilaria, she did a cooking segment. She's like, oh,
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: how do you say? Cucumber?
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Because they asked me.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Mommy.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: They asked me.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: They asked me.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: As a person from Boston.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: Mommy. How does Alec Baldwin not say like, oh, I'm
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: with a scam artist?
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: Because he used to go on talk shows and be like,
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: my wife is so fiery. She's like... and then does
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: the accent as well. He loved it.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he like fell for it and then you
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: realize like- She just identifies as.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: You know, Latina.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: Doesn't Madonna have like a British accent?
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, Madonna.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: She's from Michigan.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Johnny Depp does it.
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he's from Kentucky.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: He acts like he can't speak English anymore.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, yes.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: I get it.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Mia Farrow tweeted happy birthday to her daughter in 2015.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: The photo she posted of her daughter was a screenshot
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: of of an image search with the phrase, Mia Farrow
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: and her black children.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: What?
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, no. Oh, no.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: She didn't even have a photo.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let me find a photo of my kids. Let
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: me hit Google.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Let me go on Google.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: Here's an image search, Mia Farrow and her black children.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: Not the white ones.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: What else made the list? embarrassing celebrity moments of all time.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Justin Timberlake, his DUI a couple years ago.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: I don't think that was that embarrassing.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Not that embarrassing.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: We don't know what his legacy was.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: This is going to ruin the tour. I think that
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: actually made him look better.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: He seemed super friendly.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: He wasn't slurring or falling over.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: He was joking around. He was full on slurring.
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: I don't think it helped him.
• 56:41
  Speaker 11: It's a rental.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: It's a rental?
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: Okay. Do you have any registration with it?
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Do you know if they put it in the glove box?
• 56:46
  Speaker 13: Let me check.
• 56:49
  Speaker 8: What are you visiting?
• 56:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm on tour.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: What are you doing?
• 56:53
  Speaker 11: I'm on a world tour.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: A what?
• 56:56
  Speaker 11: A world tour.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: Doing what?
• 56:59
  Speaker 11: Hard to explain. A world tour. I'm Justin Timberlake.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: What's your name?
• 57:11
  Speaker 11: Justin Timberlake.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: You are Justin Timberlake?
• 57:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Do you have a license with me?
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Do you have a license with Justin Timberlake?
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: What's hard to explain? I'm a singer.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: The correct answer is I sing.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: But the rest of the video, that officer is so bad.
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: He's reading a handbook.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: How about when Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah's couch? Because
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: he was so in love with Katie Holmes.
• 57:35
  Speaker 11: We've never seen you behave this way before.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: I know. Have you ever felt this way before?
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: You're gone.
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: You are gone.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: You know, Katie once told Seventeen Magazine.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: The boy.
• 57:57
  Speaker 11: Is gone.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just like jumping up and down.
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, except for he's a grown man.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: And she's not hot at all. So like, why are
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: you that excited?
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: I used to love her when it was like Dawson's Creek.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: She was your girl.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: I loved Katie Holmes.
• 58:09
  Speaker 12: Thank you.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Drug the audience members at these places.
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: They have to.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: No, they force you to be that excited.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: Well, I think you get caught up in the moment.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Because if you're an Oprah fan and you're there, it's like,
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: I think it's just one of, like, you know, I've
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: used this example a number of times when people go
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: on vacation to some tropical place and, you know, white
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: girls come back with their hair braided with beads in it.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: With the rose. Because when you're there and you're in
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: that moment, it seems like, yeah, this is really cool.
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: And then.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: It's like post-Joe guilt, Greg.
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: Post-nut clarity.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Post-nut clarity.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: There's an old video of Zach Galifianakis years ago in
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: the audience for Ellen. And everyone's like dancing. He's like,
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: what are you doing?
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: What?
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Ashley Simpson did that awkward hoedown dance after she got
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: caught lip syncing on Saturday Night Live.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: I loved that moment.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: That was so funny. So good. I'll give you one
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: more embarrassing celebrity moment. Taylor Swift. This was 2019. Jeff
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: was playing me this audio. She was giving an acceptance
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: speech for Woman of the Decade. and she kept pausing
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: like she was waiting for the audience to clap so
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: and they weren't I'm Taylor.
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: Good evening I.
• 59:19
  Speaker 15: Want to first thank billboard from the bottom of my
• 59:21
  Speaker 15: heart for this honor for whoa this is going great
• 59:24
  Speaker 15: so far excellent okay I want to say thank you
• 59:29
  Speaker 15: so much to Billboard for giving me this honor, for
• 59:32
  Speaker 15: naming me as their woman of the decade. So, what
• 59:38
  Speaker 15: does it mean to be the woman of this decade? Well,
• 59:43
  Speaker 15: it means I've seen a lot. When this decade began,
• 59:47
  Speaker 15: I was 20 years old. I saw pop stations send
• 59:51
  Speaker 15: my songs Love Story and You Belong With Me to
• 59:53
  Speaker 15: number one for the first time. And I saw that
• 59:57
  Speaker 15: as a female in this industry, some people will always
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 15: have slight reservations about you. I saw that people love
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 15: to explain away a woman's success in the music industry.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: I wonder why they're just not like standing up and
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: crying and worshiping. Having the best time. This is like,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: you know, really getting everybody pumped up. She needs Oprah's audience.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: 877-44-Woody.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: I was trying to think of other like super embarrassing.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, there was a time where It was the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: thing for when a celebrity would have, like, a wardrobe malfunction. Like,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: they were waiting for chicks to get out of cars.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: And fall.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, with, like, a short skirt on or whatever. And then, like,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: beaver clips would be all over, you know, Perez Hilton.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: All those kind of things.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I think that's illegal now somehow.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure, like, yeah. But that had to be
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: super embarrassing.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: Like, when your nuts came out during your massage.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: That was embarrassing.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: What about Steve Harvey when he messed up the name
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: at the thing? That was pretty embarrassing.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: Miss Universe or Miss America.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: And who did it? John Travolta.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: John Travolta.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Adele Dazeem.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And didn't one of the people do it at
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: the Oscars where they read the wrong movie?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: That was Warren.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Warren Beatty.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah. And what was her name?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: All right, so this is a question for Greg.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: Greg Dory.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: I hope I have an answer.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Lisa Kudrow loves you.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: She loves the Friends fans.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, Lisa.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: But there is one thing.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: She will not do for them. What is it?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: I'm going to guess, and I had this high thought
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: the other day that.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Another one?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Don't you guys think that the autograph is essentially dead,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: that the photo has replaced the autograph?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, unless you're trying to sell something.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to guess.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: I've seen people, they ask, hey, take the photograph and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: then use their finger to sign.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: Uh-huh, the digital.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good idea. But there's a lot of
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: celebrities that don't want to do that because then it's
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: a digital map of their signature as opposed to taking
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: a pen. Not that you can't get it or lift
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: it off of. Well, there are certain celebrities that won't
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: sign with blue.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Like blue markers. I've never heard of that. Yeah, there's something.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: Look it up. There's something about blue markers or pens.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: That it can be replicated or something like that.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they basically just stamp it on all
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: this other stuff and then sell it.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: I've never heard of that. You get those adult autograph hounds.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: That do that stuff.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: Anyway, so back to Lisa Kudrow.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: I'm going to guess taking a photo with a fan.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: Taking a photo. She says, quote, sometimes people will stop
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: me and say, Oh, sing Smelly Cat.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do that.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: That's what I was thinking.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: I don't want to do that. I really don't.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: Want to do that.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why would you?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: I don't blame her.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys remember from Friends, Smelly Cat. Smelly Cat,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: Everybody!
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 15: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: What's the matter, Tyler? What's with that look on Tyler's face?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: I absolutely hate this song.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Well, it's not really a.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Song. There's more to it.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: I hate all of Friends in general. What?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 12: Look, I've tried multiple times to give it a chance.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: He chose violence today, Greg.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 14: Oh, my God. I stop at season four. I can't
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 14: do it. I hate all the characters. Ross is single-handedly
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 14: one of the worst characters I've ever seen in all
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 14: of TV.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: Tyler, the entire show sucks. You only went to season four.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: I agree with you. Early Ross sucks and should die.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know enough about him.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Because he nailed his character.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: He's supposed to be.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Whiny and annoying and a complainer. But then, as the
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: seasons progress, once you get past season, let's say, six
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: or so, he becomes one of the funnier ones.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: He gets cooler.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Now, the one thing I will say as a hardcore...
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: and hardcore Friends fans hate when I say this. The
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: worst character on the entire series is Joey. He's useless.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: He's impossibly stupid. It's so annoying.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: He's kind of one-dimensional. I love him.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: But isn't that the point?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: He's a garnish. He shouldn't be.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: He's supposed to be one-dimensional and stupid. That's literally the character.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: It's an annoying character.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: True, but he's impossibly stupid. Nobody's that stupid.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: Dude, I was on an international flight and they had Joey...
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: the TV show, which.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: I forgot existed.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: And I was like, and I was like, everyone always
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: said how bad it was.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: I go, you know what?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: I'm going to watch it. So I started watching some episodes.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: It was actually, wasn't that bad.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: I think people were like way too hard on it. Well,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: there was an expectation maybe set. It was a little
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: more risque as well. Like he had a, um, uh,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: a sister on the show and they were like talking
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: about her boots and like how flat her stomach was.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: And like, they were like going to the club and
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: getting laid with his like nephew and.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: So what Joey really was supposed to be on Friends.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. What's your favorite show of shows like that? So,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: you know, don't give me like some nerd, you know,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: adult animation show. Like of all the classic. Tyler, of
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: all the classic.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Questionable taste, obviously.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 12: Of all the classics.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Of all the classic sitcoms and shows. What would you
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: say is your favorite? If you hate Friends.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 12: Seinfeld is number one. How I Met Your Mother is
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 12: number two.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: I love both of them.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: Why is Bort groaning? For that one, I don't know.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: How I Met Your Mother was fine.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: I never watched that. Hard for it.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: But that one wore thin very quickly.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: And they hated the finale. The finale.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: The whole entire last season is god awful.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: Same with Seinfeld. The finale sucked.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And people always want to pit Friends against Seinfeld.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: Because they were.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: The two top shows at the time.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Because they were the two big sitcoms of the 90s.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: I like both.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: You don't have to do one or the other. You
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: can do both. You can tape one.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't erase the other one
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: from history. They were both very successful shows.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, slightly successful.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: Both their paychecks cash.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Don't worry.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Joey was the most honest person.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: He was an idiot, but he could never lie. That
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: was his greatness.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: He lied about hosting a party on the roof and
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: didn't invite the other friends.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: Thank you. Or like when somebody was having a baby,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: is it a boy or a girl so I know
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: if I'm an aunt or an uncle? How did you
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: get this far?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: This one says, my wife and I rewatched Friends, and
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: once Chandler gets with Monica, 90% of his storylines are
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: terrible and pointless.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: Kind of. I mean, even I can objectively look at
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: it and think some of those plot points were dumb.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: When Joey fell in love with Rachel, so dumb.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a little much. I finally agree with
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: dumbass Tyler on something. Friends is ass. Can never get
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: into it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Well, you know what? We won't force you to watch it.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: Speaking of Friends.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 12: I wanted Ross to just jump off that balcony. Just
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 12: go away.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: Speaking of Friends, there's a three-part documentary on Matthew Perry.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: It's going to be on Netflix October 27th, Greg.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: What happens?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: It's called The One About Matthew Perry.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: How does it end?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: Woody.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: Look at that.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's lovely. The Woody Show. All right, well, we're
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: going to see how this goes. I wasn't sure we
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: were going to do anything with the new NFL season,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: but I was talking to Jeff, and we're going to
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: do a Woody Show Biggest Loser competition this year.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: But before the season even begins, and what we're asking
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: everybody here in the studio to do, whether you know
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: anything about sports or not, is tell us Who's going
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: to be the loser of each division? So who's going
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: to finish last in each division? And then overall, for
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: the entire season, when it's all said and done, who's
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: going to end up with the first pick in next
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: year's NFL draft? Because they're going to have the worst
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: record of this new season.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: This is obviously before any kind of trades and so
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: on and so forth. Just who would naturally have the worst?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Right now, because all the rosters have been set.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: So just looking at the before the season even gets started,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: making the picks right now, who do you think will
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: be the biggest loser in each division? And I'll start
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: with the AFC North because that's where my team plays
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: in that division. I have the Browns. You don't say.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: And only because all the other teams are playoff teams.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: I put the do do's as well.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: I did, too, because aren't they don't people call them
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: the factory of sadness? That's all I know about them.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've heard Cleveland the mistake by the lake.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I actually put Browns.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: You got the Browns too, Greg?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I put Browns because just history.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: Sammy?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: Browns, yes.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: Browns?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, so everybody took the Browns. Jeff, did you get
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: the Browns in that one?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: We'll start with Jean on the next one. AFC South. Texans, Colts, Jaguars, Titans.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: Who finishes last? Who's the biggest loser?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: I would say I'm not a big fan of the Jaguars' uniforms.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: Jaguars?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: And one time, wasn't that, who was the super cute
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: guy that was the quarterback for them? Trevor Lawrence? No, no,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: Cam Newton.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: No, he was on the Panthers.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, they're not the same. Wait, you think he's super cute? Yeah,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: he was. Anyway, let's just go with the Jags.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: You're going to go with the Jags.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: I have no idea.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: I've got the Titans in the AFC South. I think
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: they're in just full, that's full on rebuild mode. They
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: have like.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: A high school quarterback at this point. Well, they got
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: rid of Will Levis even. He was basically a high
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: school quarterback.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Imagine you get cut from the Titans.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: I was torn between the Titans and the Texans. I'm
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: putting Texans.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: You're going with the Texans?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why really. They're just kind of
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: off the radar to me.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're off the radar to you. Okay, Menace,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: who do you have finishing dead last?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: I put Texans.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Texans. Sammy?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 9: I was between the Jags and the Titans, but I
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 9: really just had to go Jags.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, right. Now I feel validated.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Jeff G? Titans.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Titans.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: AFC East. Bills, Dolphins, Patriots, Jets. We'll start with you, Sammy,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: because your team plays in the AFC East.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: The Jets.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: Jets.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: Does anybody have anything other than the Jets?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: The Dolphins could do really poorly.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was going back and forth.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: I put a checkmark next to the Dolphins, but I
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: don't know why.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: I officially circled the Dolphins.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: But the Dolphins are going to stick with it.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: It's just my gut. Just my gut.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: Just your gut. Based on nothing else.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Well, before the season starts, people predict who's going to
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: win the Super Bowl. Based on what? It's just your gut. Obviously,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: it's stats, it's players.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: Schedule, strength of schedule.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Sure, but I think I'm feeling the dolphins.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: The dolphins are garbage.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're good is right. The dolphins are trash.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have them finishing last?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: Yes, of course.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: You think they're going to be worse than the Jets?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: And so does Vegas. Dolphins, three and a half. Jets,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: five and a half.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: Well, don't be looking at the... Yeah, cheater. Yeah, don't
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: be looking at the odds to make your picks.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: I did it after the fact.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: Whether you know anything about football, whatever you know is
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: what you come into the conversation with. Oh, there's rules.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: That's why Jeff handed out everything last minute.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: So it was just like, you have to do it
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: in the moment, just based on, like Greg says, his gut.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: AFC West. Broncos, Chiefs, Chargers, Raiders. Menace. Go on Broncos.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: You think the Broncos?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: I know people would say Raiders, but I don't know.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: I just have a feeling that Broncos aren't going to
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: do well.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: All right. Sammy.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 11: Raiders.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 14: Raiders.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: Raiders.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: Raiders.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: That's what I put.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: You put the Raiders?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I don't even know where they are now.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: Are they in Vegas?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Vegas.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: I don't even know where they are now.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: We don't have them anymore.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know where they are.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, Raiders are the obvious answer.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 11: And.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: And people, I know you like being Raiders fans because
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: you're trash, but they have been a garbage team for well.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: Over two decades.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and Raiders are by far the weakest of the bunch,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: but I have the Chargers finishing second to last. Sorry, Jeff.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: That's all right.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: I know that's your team. I think it's going to
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: be between the Chiefs and the Broncos. in the AFC West.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: But the Raiders stadium, pretty nice.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, of course.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: It was nice last year and they got nowhere.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: The Pirates play in a beautiful stadium.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: If you blurred out their jerseys and just showed me
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: pictures of Raiders fans and Juggalos, I don't know that
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: I could tell who's who. They're not that bad.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: Maybe the silver and black.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: NFC North. Bears, Lions, Packers, Vikings. We'll start with you
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: this time, Jeff G.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: NFC North, Vikings.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Same.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: I think the rest of them are playoff teams.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 12: I would agree.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: Bears, Lions, Packers, who knows how that's going to turn out. But, uh,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: the vice and dude, Kyler Murray.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, he's, you know, he's notoriously known for sucking. Yeah.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Cares more about call of duty.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: And he does, uh, Playing football. What did you put
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: and why?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: I said Lions because I think they play every Thanksgiving
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: and they'll be sad and they won't want to and
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: then they'll lose.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: That's why? Because of that one game on Thanksgiving? That's
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: all I know about the Lions. It's going to ruin
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: the whole thing.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: They're just going to be too sad to play again.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: You love Thanksgiving so much, but then you've got to
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: go to work and you're all sad.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: Greg Gorey.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: I circled the Vikings.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: The Vikings?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 11: Menace?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: Like you said, the other ones are all playoff games.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: I put Bears. Bears.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: Dude, I got a guy who put a bet on
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: the Bears to win the Super Bowl and for Caleb
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: Williams to be the MVP. The league MVP, not even
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: the Super Bowl MVP.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, he's cursed because he's on the cover
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: of Madden this year. So Bears. Yeah.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: What'd you got there, Sammy?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: Vikings. Vikings.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 12: Seabass.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: I got Packers. Packers.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's, I think.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: Lions will be roaring, roaring back.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: Get it?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: But you think the Vikings will finish over the Packers?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: I think just for fun, I am, yeah.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: Just for fun.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're both not great.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: All right, we're looking ahead to this new NFL season.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: Who will be the biggest loser in each division? NFC South.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: This is the hardest pick. I think this is the
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: biggest garbage division in football.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: Falcons, Panthers, Saints, Bucs. I got the Panthers in this one.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 11: Ooh.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: But, I mean, again, it's like, man, they're all biggest loser.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think they made the playoffs last year with
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: a losing record, if I'm not mistaken.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to be one of those divisions. Yeah,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: there's going to be a team in the playoffs that
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: has a losing record. And it's only because they've won
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: their division. Gina Grad.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: Well, I had the Panthers because that's who I was
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: thinking of for the Jaguars.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: Okay. All right.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: Greg Gorey.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: This is only wishful thinking. I put Falcons. I want
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: to see Tyler dejected. All right.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, because he doesn't like friends?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: So screw him.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Menace.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: I'm going Panthers. Initially, I was going to go Saints.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: Why Panthers? Panthers, because they're notorious for sucking. So I
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: think they're going to still suck.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: Can you eat suckage?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: What about UC Bass?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let me tell Saints just to mix it up
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: a little bit. But it's funny because, yeah, that division
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: is going to make Baker Mayfield about $ 30 million.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: He's like, man, I'm a franchise quarterback.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: I'm awesome.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Well, it's because of where you play, stupid.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Sammy?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: I went with the Bucs.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: The Bucs.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: All right. The NFC East. And we'll start with the
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: people that know football the least on this one. We'll
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: go with Gina Grad.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 6: I don't know very much about the Commanders. I don't.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: know that they changed their name. And I think that
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: that also made them sad. So I think that they're
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 6: going to not be able to play their best.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: One might say they're standing by a highway with a
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: single tear rolling down their face.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 11: Exactly.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: Watch she sweeps all her picks.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: Can you imagine?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: That's what always happens.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 6: I did last time.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: It's Cowboys, Giants, Eagles, Commanders. Who do you have, Greg?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: I put Giants. Giants, Menace.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: Who do you have?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: I put Giants as well. Seabass?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go Giants just to stick it
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: in Harbaugh's face.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: All right. Sammy?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 6: Commanders.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: Commanders. Yeah, for me, it was between the Giants and
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: the Commanders, but I went Giants just because, I mean,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: the offense is garbage.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: You know? I don't know.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: It's a pretty weak roster just in general for the Giants.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: Any difference on that, Jeff? No, I was down to
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: those two teams as well. I just picked Commanders. Oh,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: you did?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: So we switched it up a little bit.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 6: The Commanders never look bad, but then they don't win. Mm-hmm.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: Dude, that whole thing with the number five is making
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: me laugh.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: The Jaden Daniels thing.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: Dude, the Jaden Daniels thing is making me laugh so hard.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: What does that mean?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: All right, so he took issue with his alma mater
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: for allowing another player to wear his number that he
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: had in college.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: And so there's been all these jokes now about how,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: let's say a team only scores four runs. Let's say
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: it's the Mariners and whoever. Playing baseball. And the Mariners
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: scored four runs. The Mariners stopped at four out of
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: respect for Jaden Daniels.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: That's funny.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: Dude, the jokes on this guy have been hilarious. I
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: love them all.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: NFC West. Cardinals, Rams, 49ers, Seahawks. Greg Gorey.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: I put cards.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: Cards.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: Worst in the division.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Menace.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: Cards as well. Cards.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: Gina Grad.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: I thought I heard good things about all these teams.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: Let's say the Rams.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Like, what kind of good things?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: Like, haven't they all been in the Super Bowl at
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: some point? They have.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: It's been a while.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: They all have.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: The 49ers.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you think the Rams are going to be
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: the worst?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't really like their curly horns.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: The animal.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: All right, and Menace, why did you go with the Cardinals?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: Because the Rams are set to probably have a really
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: strong season.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: Super Bowl contenders.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they are the favorites.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: They're Super Bowl favorites.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: At least you know I'm not cheating.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: That's a long shot. Which is consistent. I mean, 49ers
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: are always up and down everywhere, so is the Seahawks
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: as well, and then Cardinals are.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: That whole division is going to be about the Seahawks
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: and the Rams. The Niners are beat up. Greg Gorey,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: when you said the Cardinals, for what reason?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: The Rams are Super Bowl favorites, I know that much. 49ers,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: I'm just holding out hope, even though I think it'll
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: be a crap season. Seahawks, always a contender. So just
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: process of elimination. Sammy?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 6: Also the Cardinals.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: Seabass.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Cardinals is obviously the correct choice. I didn't look it up.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: But just to make Greg feel bad, I'll say 49ers.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, it would not surprise me at all.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: Well, I picked the Cardinals already. Because, I mean, just
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: in that division, they are clearly the weakest. But on
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: top of that, I heard a stat the other day.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: They have the hardest schedule. So they're the crappiest team.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: And I think they have, if not the hardest schedule
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: in the entire league. It's like the second hardest. So
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: they have a really tough schedule and they're really garbage.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: So I went with the Cardinals. And that's why I
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: also picked, because we had everybody try to guess here,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: the team you think that has the worst overall record
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: in the league so when the whole season is done
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: out of all the teams which one will have the
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: worst record in football I put the Arizona Cardinals same
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: Arizona Cardinals same Jeff.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 6: Let me go last because that's not.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: All right. I put Raiders.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: Raiders.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 10: Menace.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: I signed my name there. I swear and affirm this is.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: Menace is going to finish last?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: I thought we were supposed to sign our paper.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: It says, now pick the team you think will have
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: the worst overall record in the league.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: Jeff put it very clear. I didn't read that. I
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: thought that was the best. All right. I mean, for
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: the above things.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: What'd you put?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: If I had to pick.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 10: You do.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: We'll come back to you.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: Let me think about it.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 6: For me, wishful thinking, I put the Jets.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: The Jets. Seabass.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: I think it's the Dolphins, but Raiders fans are such
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: pieces of human garbage. I will put Raiders.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: He's always looking to pick fights.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Not only is your team terrible, you're the last place
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: in life if you're a Raiders fan.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: There's some good Raider fans out there. They love their team.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: They're loyal.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: I've been to a lot of bars where they say,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: you know, no Giants jerseys allowed.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: No, wait, no.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: There are bars where they say specifically no Raiders gear
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: allowed because it's gang-affiliated.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: Because we party too hard. Yeah, they're just too cool.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: The games are fun. Greg?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 12: Greg?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: Raiders.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: Raiders, okay.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 6: Raiders.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: You want the Raiders as well? All right, Menace, here
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: we go.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: I think I am actually going to go Jets. I
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: think Raiders might do well this season. Okay.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: I signed Raiders in cursive.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: Well, we'll see how it goes. Now, when the season
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: gets underway, we'll have individual matchups with everybody. Not everybody,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: but we'll put two people in any given week going
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: against each other to figure out who's going to be
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: the biggest loser. of the week and then we'll do
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: a tiebreaker with points so the differential and like how
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: like how badly they lost if they lost by a
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: field goal wouldn't be as bad as if they lost
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: by like four touchdowns.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: Who did you have for the worst record the Cardinals
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: okay and Jeff you had the same same because.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: They're a garbage team but then they also have the
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: hardest schedule yeah it's one of they're like one of
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: the top.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: Three yeah we got a text that says Raider Super
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: Bowl bitches what really what.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: 2001 yeah.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: I think it was 2000.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, 2000. 562.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: 562.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: Actually, you gained a fan, Seabass. These comments about the
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: Raiders just bumped you up on the scale.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: It's not debatable.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: They all suck.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: You are garbage human beings with chain link fences in
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: your front yard.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 11: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: Send us a text over to 22987. More Woody shows now.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: Uncomfortable.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 6: In a time of luxury, why wouldn't you use it?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: Nostalgia?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 11: I may.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: I may do it in the dark.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: You might want to do it outdoors.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 11: It's a witty show.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: All right, we're going to go immature first, and then
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: we'll test Greg on an ah babe or an eye roll.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: Let's do it.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: All right, let's see. We'll go up first.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know, man.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: Family Feud, they love these clips. They love the people
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: saying inappropriate things.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: I'm a thousand percent convinced that's all the writers do.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: How can we bait.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: Some grandmother to say penis on the air?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 13: Something you haven't licked in a long time.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 11: A penis.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: How did I know?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: There it is.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: I did not know that.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: Somebody's man park.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: And it's on there.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 6: Man part.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: Name something you haven't licked.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Something you haven't licked in a long time.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 11: A penis.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: A penis.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised they put that on.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 11: Same.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: It's changed from when my grandmother watched it. Yeah.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: That's explicitly a sexual act for them to put that
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: on network TV. We can play it because we're just
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: reporting on it.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: Let's see.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: How about this fitness influencer? Another immature clip. A fitness
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: influencer explaining how to do something called butthole breathing.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: Have you heard about butthole breathing?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: I have not. What about tanning it?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: Because Tiffany Haddish saw this, and she's like, wait, what?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 13: Extremely shocked how many people have never heard of butthole.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 13: Butthole breathing helps heal the body. What you do is
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 13: you breathe in for nine seconds, and then you hold
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 13: that breath. You squeeze the butthole nine times. After the
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 13: butthole is squeezed nine times, you release the breath, and
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 13: imagine the breath coming up through the vertebrae and out
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 13: through the top of the head. At that point, hold
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 13: the breath again for nine seconds, squeeze the butthole nine times,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 13: and then release the breath. Continue this breathing pattern, and
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 13: you will realize and notice that the body is starting
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 13: to heal and recover.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Everybody should be doing this butthole breathing every day.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 11: Excuse me, sir.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 8: Did you just say that we need to be breathing
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 8: through our booty holes?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Tiffany.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: It's basically like Kegels.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: Or butt Kegels.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: But breathing while holding your breath.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: Through your butthole.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: Gina was so serious about it right now. I was
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: doing it. She was really concentrating. Yeah.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: I like how he prefaced his video with, I'm shocked
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: at how many people haven't heard of him.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: I just made up.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: It's shocking.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: You want to do Ah Babe or I Roll?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, so Greg is the most sensitive person. He's the
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: most feeling, the most compassionate.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: He's also a big romance guy.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: So while we might, like the rest of us, go,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: oh God, there's a chance that Greg might Ah Babe this.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: It's going to be one of two reactions, either Ah
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: Babe or I Roll. We're guessing what Greg's reaction will be.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: And it's a woman from Missouri. She was nervous about
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: running her first half marathon. And she kept asking her
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: boyfriend to run, but he kept saying no. But what
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: she didn't know is that he was secretly training. And
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: so on race day, he surprised her. You ready for
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: the clip?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: You're making.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Me nervous.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 11: What?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 15: What?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 10: Nuh-uh!
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: No!
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: No, you're lying!
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: Are you doing it with me?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: I've been running every weekend since the last one that
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: you ran to run it with you.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: I have lied to you so many times over the
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: last two and a half months.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 12: About what I'm doing.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: We are 4.6 miles in.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 11: Hanging in there.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: We are at like nine and three quarters. Almost at ten.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: How you feeling?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: Amazing!
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: Amazing!
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: Yippee.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: It was a little short of 13 miles.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: How do you feel?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 6: Way better now that we're done.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 5: I think he's lying about something else. Yippee. All right. Aw, babe.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: Or eye roll. What else is he doing secretly?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: This is mega nuclear Nagasaki eye roll.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 11: Really? They.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: Something they could have been doing together that she clearly
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: wanted to do with him. He's like, no, I'm going
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: to go do it on my own, queen. And then
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: surprises her and takes all the shine out of the
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: thing she's been working on so he can make it
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: about him. So this is absolute eye roll.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: I agree 100% taking away her shine. She was looking
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: for her own moment. And here he is.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 6: I've been training her own moment.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: Like she's been asking him to do it.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: But he didn't. But he said no. So this was
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 6: going to be her day to do her marathon.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: To set it up for the surprise. See, I'm on
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: the fence with this one. I don't think it's as
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: clear cut as you're saying.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: I thought you just put this out here so we
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: could make fun of it.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: That's such an easy one. But this is Greg's reaction
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: to it.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: I know how much Greg loves working out too.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: He's all about this one. I like to put myself
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: in Greg's position of All right, well, if Mario was
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: doing something like this and trying to get Greg to
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: do it, or if Mario surprised Greg with something like that,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: I think Greg would be super touched.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 6: But you have to lie all the time. That's not good.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: I think Greg would be super touched about Mario training
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: for a half marathon.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: Forget the marathon. It'd be something that Greg wanted to
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: do that he wanted Mario to do with him. And
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: when Mario surprises him by doing that with him, not
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: necessarily a marathon— Because of course he wouldn't do that.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 6: That's kind of my point. I think Greg would be like,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 6: I've asked you to do this like a dozen times
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 6: with me and you kept saying no. And now suddenly.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: I'm going all babe. So I'm on the fence, but
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go. I'm going to go all babe.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: I had to do all the previous stuff alone.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: When you came in with me. Yeah.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: So everybody else is saying eye roll.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: Eye roll.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: I'm actually going all babe with you, Woody.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 6: For the same reason, I think that if Greg, you know,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 9: Wanted Mario to do yard work with him or something,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 9: and he secretly learned how to do all this stuff,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 9: so they can now continue doing the hobby together. I
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 9: think he would be very happy in the moment, because
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 9: she was clearly very happy.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: But you guys.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: Are making other situations. We're talking about this situation right here.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: What if this other thing happens?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: What about if Mario bought him a bunch of roses
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: and a new Mercedes? Who cares? We're talking about this
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: situation right here.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 9: We are, but we're not saying that this means that
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 9: Greg loves running and that him.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 6: And Mario are going to do a marathon.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: It's not about the running.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 6: If it doesn't relate to Greg to talk about running,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 6: what would relate to Greg?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: Because it's not about the running. You guys are making
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: it about the running.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: No, I'm making it about the actual thing that's happening.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: Aw, babe, or eye roll, Greg.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: Who knows me? Woody and Sammy.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 6: You've got to be kidding.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: And here's the rules I play by in my own head.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: I lock it in and I don't change it when
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: I hear your arguments because you.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: Guys are right.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: You have a lot of elements that are eye roll
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: for sure. Mainly the one being, God forbid, they just
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: do it without having to post the video.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: That's number one.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: But two and a half months of training secretly. And
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: when he said the same thing, I thought what you
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: thought menace, he's like, I've been lying to you for
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: like two and a half months. Like, You're lying about
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: a lot more. But I think that is so sweet.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: And Woody and Sammy nailed it. It's not that I
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: like running. Nothing to do with running. It has nothing
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: to do with that. But in my head, I put
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: it in forms of interior decorating. Like, what if Mario
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: went on a business trip for two weeks, came back,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: and I redid the guest room and said, I've been
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: lying to you.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 12: Look what I did.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: Opened the door, and he loves it. It would be so-a, babe.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: Or vice versa. Sammy, great example. What if one day
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: I go out to do yard work? And he's like,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: you know what? I've been mastering the hedge trimmer. I'd
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: be like, you have?
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 6: This is shocking.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: It's our babe.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 6: Our babe.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: God, I love winning.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 6: I'm so disappointed.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: We did it, Sammy.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you curated it to make it.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: It's not my fault you don't know Greg as much.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 6: Greg, I just thought, like I said, if it's something
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 6: you've been wanting to do with Mario and he keeps saying, no, no, no, no.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: Now I do it.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: And I get jealous of people that think up good
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: gifts or good surprises because I can't come up with
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: a good gift. If I did this for Mario and
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: the long play, he would be like, Wow, that's awesome.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 9: And now he doesn't have to teach him or train him.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 6: He's just already an expert, ready to go. Teach him
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 6: to run.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 4: In this example, but again, you have to, like we
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: have to do for Woody's show, Family Feud. We have
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: to put ourselves or try to put ourselves in the
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: shoes of the person that's being asked the question.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: This is shocking.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: Low T, Greg.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: All right, add something else to things that various people
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: on this show find trashy. We have Greg who says
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: that plums are trashy.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: Barbecue sauce.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: And barbecue sauce. I added something to the list the
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: other day where I said steering wheel covers or seat
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: covers for your car. I forget how that came up,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: but we were talking about that. Unless you're like a
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 4: person who drives professionally.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're a cab driver.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: You might need that support. So something else let's add
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: to the list. Gina, grab this time.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've only ever seen these in bad neighborhoods, and
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: now they're all over my neighborhood, which I thought was nice.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 6: Every time you walk by, you hear that little voice
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: that goes, Hello, you are currently being recorded.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: Of the alarm systems?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 4: Well, that's big when all the alarm systems upgrade. That's
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: so trashy. So ADT, they all have those.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: Those features now.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 6: There are two on my street and three on the
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 6: street behind me. And I know this because when I'm
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: walking the dog, it's just constantly going off while I'm walking.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 6: Where are these coming from? I think that sounds so trashy.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: Well, they're home security systems.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: Is it from the door?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, where's the speaker coming from?
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: Because it's loud.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: It's wherever the camera is. So you can have those
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: little Wi-Fi cameras that are set up above a garage
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: or the ring doorbell kind of thing where if somebody
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 4: walks up and it detects a person, it'll go, Hi,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: you're being recorded.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: Now, are you walking up there driveways, Gina?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 6: No, just walking on the sidewalk in front of the house.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: It depends on how sensitive they have it set up.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: You know, Greg's stupid ring thing goes off a lot.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: He's got that thing.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: I have it set up just at the threshold of
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: the driveway to the sidewalk, but sometimes it goes off
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: with the car.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 6: And on a quiet day, you can hear it all
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: the way down the block. And it's like every other house,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 6: and I think it's so trashy.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 4: I just don't think anybody's paying attention to him. I understand...
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: what the idea was behind doing that. But I don't
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: think people who are going to be stealing your packages
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: or whatever else you're worried about, I don't think they're
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: going to care about. Same way that nobody even pays
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: attention to a car alarm going off. It's just annoying.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 6: But do you think that the owner doesn't even know
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 6: what it sounds like? Because obviously it's happening when they're
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: not home. Because it's like, should I let them know.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: Is my question.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: They know. That's why they bought it.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 6: But it's so trashy.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: The phrase you used, I don't think anybody even pays attention.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: That's the same argument for people who leave their smoke
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: detector batteries on track. Or their dogs barking all day long,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: even when they're there. Is that trashy people... They're used
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: to chaos and noise and they just drown it out.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: Well, no, no, no. I'm saying they buy that particular
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: alarm because they like that feature because they think it
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: will deter.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: I understand.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying it also applies to just trashiness in general.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: You can abide by constant and annoying noise when you're trash.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 6: But that's my question is I'm under the impression that
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 6: I live in a very nice neighborhood. And this does
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 6: not track.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 9: Well, that's why I think it's funny that you think
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 9: it's trashy because I've only seen these in really nice neighborhoods.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 6: It used to happen to me all the time. You
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 6: only hear them in.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 9: Because it's a really, no, it's a really nice security system,
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 9: whereas the bad neighborhoods don't have as nice of ones
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 9: to even be talking to you.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: That used to be a feature on the nicer security systems.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: Now it's becoming more of a common thing on all
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 4: the systems, which is why you're seeing and hearing it more.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 6: Okay, because I used to live in the bad part of,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 6: multiple bad parts of town, so I was very used
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 6: to hearing this.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 6: Because they want you to know, like, hey, thieves, go
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 6: try the next liquor store.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: You know when you're not in a great part of
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: town where they have the little, like, mobile generator that
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: has the tower on it and the blue flashing light?
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 5: Like the police.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: In the parking lot of your local store.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 10: At the grocery store.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 6: There was one three houses down.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: Or when you walk into the cosmetics area and there's
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: a camera on you with flashing lights.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: One of those generator tower things that's in the middle
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: of a parking lot.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 6: That was on my block.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: I was out of town somewhere and I'm like, oh,
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: a convenience store. I needed to pick up something from
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 4: the convenience store. I pulled in there. But like I
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: saw one of those things. I'm like, you know what?
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: Maybe this is not those at night. I'm like, maybe
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: this is not the one because I don't know what
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: part of town I'm in. Maybe this is not the
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 4: one to stop at.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 6: I'm very used to.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: We went to a 7-Eleven and they had it parked
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 5: right in the front.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: I'm very used to that. Remember, we were on that trip.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 5: But yeah, when I lived in the bad part of
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: the neighborhood, we didn't even have an alarm system. We
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 5: just had a bat by the door.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: On the inside or outside?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: I only have one neighbor that has this being recorded,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: and I'm kind of jealous. I kind of like it. See?
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 3: And it's just by walking on the sidewalk.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 4: So you don't think it's trashy?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 5: No, neither do I.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 4: I never saw it as trashy.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 6: I think it's because none of you ever lived in
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 6: the neighborhoods that I lived in, and that's why I
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 6: first heard these, because they want you to know to
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 6: stay away.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 4: I live in the same neighborhood that you do, and
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: maybe because I'm not walking around, but I don't ever
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: hear anything like that. I'm aware of them. I've seen
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 4: videos of them. There was just a package thief that
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: got posted to one of the neighborhood things, and whoever...
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 4: whoever posted, they did have that on there. And that's
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: just that the package thief didn't even care.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: To me, the annoying one, somebody else, the person next
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: to the one that has the talking one has one
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: that makes a weird noise. When you walk by, it goes.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: That's the other thing.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: I hate those.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 5: That's horrible.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 4: On these alarm systems, because I did a bunch of
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: research not that long ago.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: Can you tell?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 4: On these alarm systems, there's two different ways, three different
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: ways you can set them. One with no tone, no voice.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: One is just tone, no voice. The other one is voice.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 4: So like you can have it where it doesn't say
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: that message you're being recorded. It just makes a tone
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: to let you be aware that there is something there.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: Those are annoying.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 6: I'd like to know if I'm going to record this
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 6: at my house and see if you guys can hear it,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 6: because I guess we have one for like rodents and pests.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 6: I can't hear it, but kids will come up to
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 6: our house and be like, start screaming and And I
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 6: don't know what they're screaming about, but it's a tone
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 6: to keep kids and pests away.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: Well, add it to the list because I'm seeing people.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 6: Trashy.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: Trashy. That's like pajamas at the grocery store. Trashy.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: Anytime you're making unnecessary noise in the neighborhood that other
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: people can hear, trash.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: This is The Woody Show. Well, we got some prizes
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 4: up for grabs. And we got it with today's dumbass contest.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 4: And today's dumbass contest is the Craigslist Price is Right.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 4: Craigslist Price is Right. All these different items are being
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 4: sold on Craigslist. I'm going to tell everybody here in
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: the studio about one of these items. I will ask
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: somebody in the studio to give me a bid on
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 4: how much they think it's being sold for on Craigslist. You,
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: as the person on the phone, just have to guess.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 4: Is the actual Craigslist price higher or lower than the
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: bid that was given here in the studio? And if
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 4: you can do that, you will be the winner. Let's
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: get into it. And say hi to our first contestant.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 5: Let's see here.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 4: Let's say hi to... Not bye. We'll say hi to Felicia. Hi, Felicia.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 5: Hi, Felicia. Hi, Felicia.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 13: Hi, good morning.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 11: Hi.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: Are you ready to play?
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: I am ready.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 11: Uh....
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: Gina.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 4: Life's a Beach. Decorator pillow with dead celebrities. So it's
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 4: a bunch of dead celebrities on a throw pillow, Greg.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 6: Interesting.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 4: Artwork is called Life's a Beach by Debbie Marconi. It
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: measures 14 by 15 inches. And there's Ronald Reagan, Dolly Parton,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 4: Laurel and Hardy, Lucille Ball, John F. Kennedy, John Wayne,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 4: Tina Turner, Abe Lincoln, Elvis and so many more. Pre-owned
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 4: but in new condition. Check out this really classy pillow.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 6: That is really beautiful.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: Just doing a Mad Magazine cover.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it looks like.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: All at the beach for some reason.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: All these dead celebrities are at a beach.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 6: Very kitschy. I was going to say, if you're into kitsch,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 6: this is your pillow.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: Greg, in your house?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 5: Caught dead ever?
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 6: In every room.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: Not if you paid me.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 6: Okay, just the one pillow. I am going to say...
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 6: 30 bucks.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: 30 bucks. Felicia, do you think the actual Craigslist price
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 4: is higher or lower than 30 bucks?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 6: I think higher.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: Higher.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 4: Actual Craigslist price, $ 15.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, no. Yeah.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: Sorry about that, Felicia, but thank you for listening. We
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 4: appreciate you.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 5: Bye, Felicia.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: You could put throw pillows in the same category as
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: fake plants and faucets. Inexplicably expensive.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 5: Let's go to Alex.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 4: What's up, Alex?
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 5: Hello. All right.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: Craigslist price is right. Menace is the person for this
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 4: next one.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 4: It's like a full-size adult Labubu costume.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 4: Giant Labubu human-size costume covers the entire body. Great for parties.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: Only one size and ready for delivery. Check this bad
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: boy out.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 6: That's really something.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: Perfect for the construction worker in your life. They'd be
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 4: so popular at the blue-collar job site.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: It's high quality. It's hot, actually.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's mascot quality.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say $ 350. $ 350, Alex. Do you think
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 4: the actual Craigslist price is higher or lower than $ 350?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 4: I'm going to.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 6: Go with higher.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 4: Higher. Actual Craigslist price, $ 550. Congratulations. You are a winner.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 4: You're on the Craigslist prices. Hang on one second. We'll
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: get all your information. That's how you play that. Let's
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 4: go to Sean. What's up, Sean?
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: What's up, Woody Show?
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: Hey, Bort, you good to make a bid on one
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 4: of these things?
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 12: Let's do it.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, Bort is a guinea pig guy.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: He's the guinea pig guy.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 4: And for sale on Craigslist, guinea pig hats. So it's
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: hats that you can put on guinea pigs, you guys.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 4: It says hats for piggies. Mine love them, and they
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 4: look super cute in photos.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they love them, yeah.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 4: I am selling these, and the price is per hat,
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 4: but I can maybe work on a discount if you
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 4: want to buy in bulk. Check out these Supes Cute.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 6: Oh, there's three, like, bonnets. There's three else, like, Christmas hats.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: Santa hats.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 6: And then some, like, summer flower hats.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: Not modeled on actual guinea pigs for some reason.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not. They just have their stash here that
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 4: they're trying to sell.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: That's because they have to super glue them on.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 4: These are hats for guinea pigs. Now, do your guinea
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 4: pigs have any costumes, Bort? We've done some hats for Halloween, yeah.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: How much per hat? This is a per hat price.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 10: Ugh.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: In the description, did they say they were handcrafted?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: I forgot.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 6: Doesn't say.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: It just says they just look super cute in photos.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 4: Super cute. I'm going to go $ 20.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 11: $ 20?
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 4: Sean, do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: or lower than $ 20?
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go with lower.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 5: Lower. Lower.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 4: Actual Craigslist price, $ 10.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: All right, man. Let's go.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: Let's go.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 4: Hang on, Sean.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, bro. Live your life, dog. Hang on, man.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 4: Let's go to Jennifer. Hey, Jennifer.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: We're doing great.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 5: Good. You want one, Greg?
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: I do. Let me see what I got for Greg.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 6: Lucky.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 4: You like a good sign?
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Wall art.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 4: Word art. Wall art for the house.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 11: Mm-hmm.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: 3D nautical beach house sign.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: 3D nautical beach house sign. It says, our beach house.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 4: May your time be filled with relaxing sunsets, cool drinks,
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 4: and sand between your toes.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: May it.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 4: Chair and umbrella are three-dimensional, sturdy, made of wood, wonderful
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: addition to any beach house, porch, deck, or guest room.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 6: Oh, that is adorable.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: What do you think, Greg?
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 6: Good font, clip art.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 5: So it's cute, right?
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: Different colors.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 5: Nice brand. Not cliche at all.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: Notice how we have a Beach House item in our studio.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: Menace's doorstop made of.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it holds the studio door, which actually worked out
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 5: pretty well.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: Well, actually, except that we now have a real doorstop
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: because it did not do that.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: No, somebody just brought that in.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: I wonder why.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 3: Woody, I'm going to go $ 35.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 5: $ 35.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 4: All right, Jennifer, do you think the actual Craigslist price
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 4: is higher or lower than $ 35?
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 15: $ 35.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 6: I'm going to say it's lower than $ 35.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 5: Lower.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 4: Actual Craigslist price, $ 25. All right.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 6: Cheers.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 4: Jennifer, hang on one second.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 5: Thank you. You're welcome.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: Get all your information.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 4: Let's say hi to Shannon. What's up, Shannon?
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 6: Shannon. Hi, everybody.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 4: A lot of chicks today, guys.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 10: Love it.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 4: Chicks love it. Let's see. All right. How about Jeff G.?
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 4: All right, Jeff, for sale on Craigslist, vintage NFL draft
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 4: duffel bag. Made in the USA, NFL black duffel bag
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 4: with four zippered compartments. It looks like an equipment bag.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, it's pretty large, by the way. Big NFL
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 5: shield on the side.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks pretty big. Like my son has all
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 4: his hockey gear in, like a hockey bag.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: And is it vintage or official or vintage?
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 4: It says vintage NFL draft duffel bag.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 6: That's pretty cool.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: That's all it says. Four zippered.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: Let's go with $ 25.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 11: $ 25.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: Shannon, what do you think? More or less than $ 25.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say more.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 5: More.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 11: More.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 4: Actual Craigslist price is $ 40. Nice job. All right, Shannon,
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: hang on one second. We will get all of your information.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: That's how you play the Craigslist Price is Right.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: You want that bag if you're trying to catfish women
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: on dating sites.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 5: Pretend you're a 49ers player. Or cowboys. Bring it everywhere
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: you go.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 4: Say hi to Ruben.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 5: What's up, Ruben? Hey, what's going on?
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 4: Craigslist Price is Right.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 5: Seabass.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 6: Lucky.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: He likes a good prank. Just pranking. Old man latex testicles.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's fun.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 4: And you can see them. They have them sticking out
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: of a bottom pair of a short. That's awesome.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 6: We used to.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 4: Call this hanging brains.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: I could use that because mine are high and tight, unfortunately.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 4: It says get a head start on your Halloween costume.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 5: Head start.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 4: Realistic, anatomically correct, latex, Caucasian, white, beige testicles.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 5: Good to know.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 4: Scrotum attached to a 20-inch latex cord.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: Four inches long, four inches wide, two inches thick, nude,
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: soft beige flesh color made of high-grade latex, soft, lightweight, air-filled, handmade. Oh,
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 4: shorts not included.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: That's quite the description.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 6: So what are you tying it around?
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 5: Your waist? Yeah, your waist.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: This was like getting bad grandpa. They did this when
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: he was stripping and stuff.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so how much do you think for the old
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 4: man test?
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: They are very realistic looking, so I'm going to go $ 27.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 4: All right, $ 27, Ruben. Do you think the actual Craigslist
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 4: price is higher or lower than $ 27? Higher if.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: It's handmade.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 5: Higher?
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 11: Hand.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 5: Handmade.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 4: Actual Craigslist price, $ 20. Did we say it was handmade?
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Ruben.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 4: Appreciate you listening to The Woody Show.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 6: It's not from Etsy.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 5: It was whittled.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: Sammy, did you have one yet?
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 10: I haven't, no.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 5: We'll do one more.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: I want everybody to feel included.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 4: Let's go to Chris. What's up, Chris? Hey. Hey. How's
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 4: it going?
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: We're doing good.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: Trying to figure for Sammy.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: Here we go, Sammy. You like all this crap. Disney
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 4: princess dress. Okay.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 11: Lucky.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: It's for fatties, though. It says size 9, 10. Is
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 4: that big?
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 6: No, that's just a kid's size.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, it is.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 4: Because I thought like zeros were like the skinny chicks, right?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 4: Size zero?
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but that would be for like a newborn.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 3: Or like a grown woman, right?
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 6: But I think 9, 10 sounds like.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 5: It's for kids.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, it just looks bigger.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 6: This is for a child.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 4: That looks like a kid's?
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's for kids.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 4: That looks pretty big.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 5: It's only like half the door.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 6: You don't make it form-fitting for little girls.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: It's fall dress style, so it puffs out at the bottom.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, it does look pretty big.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: I can see what you're saying, but I'm not saying
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: it can't fit in that anymore anyway.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 4: Selling in excellent condition, super comfortable, stretchy back, and beautiful
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 4: with glitter dress for a girl who loves Disney princesses.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 5: Don't they all?
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: If you love reading books like Belle, this costume might
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 4: be perfect. From a smoke-free home.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 4: How much is this Disney princess dress?
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 6: I do love Belle.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 9: I need to see this to see.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 6: They are pricey.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: Your future kid is going to look so cute in that.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 6: I think that one might be an official.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 5: That one looks nice.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 9: That one looks better than a Target one.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 6: It might be an actual Disney one.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 9: I am going to say $ 30.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 4: $ 30. Chris, do you think the actual Craigslist price is
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 4: higher or lower than $ 30?
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: $ 30.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: I'll pay you more.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: More.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 4: Actual Craigslist price, $ 26. That's a bargain.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 6: Grab it now.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, great bid, Sammy.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 5: That was a good bid.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 4: Sorry, Chris. Sorry it didn't work out, but there you go, everybody.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 4: That's how you play the Craigslist price. Rick, we'll take
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 4: a quick break. More of The Woody Show is coming
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 4: up for you next.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 5: Hang on.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 6: I did hear it the first time.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 11: We'll be right back.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 4: I'm with Woody on this.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 9: It's very strange.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: That is not good at all.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 6: It has like a tart finish.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 4: It was sour. There's a little bit of an aftertaste.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 4: Tastes like cold grease.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 11: The Woody Show.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 4: Well, a couple claims of racism.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 4: One involving Morgan's man crush, Sacha Baron Cohen.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 4: Have you seen the trailers for uh the new ollie
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 4: g yeah who is i it's gonna be in in
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 4: theaters october 23rd uh people believe the character is problematic
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 4: of course um ollie g another harmful character who enforces
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 4: harmful stereotypes thank you And they're calling out Sacha Baron
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 4: Cohen for producing another harmful film. In this mockumentary, it
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 4: shows Ali G's quest to venture into fatherhood as he
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 4: travels across the pond to reclaim his former glory.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: So what they're saying is that, yes, the character of
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: Ali G is making fun of, you know, Malibu's most wanted.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: White people trying to be adopted, Jamaican or whatever.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 4: Who is I?
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: Now, they're also saying, OK, well, that's just a cover
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: for actually making fun of hip hop culture. To which
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: I say... Okay. Okay.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: And?
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 4: And what?
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 5: And that.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 2: Are they not allowed to be made fun of?
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: Can we not mock certain things about every culture?
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 6: They're too precious.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 5: Jeff, you can verify this. Hip-hop culture is the most...
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 5: offended by everything.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: And you can't mock anything about it.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 5: At times, very sensitive when you don't need to be.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 5: And this is clearly a parody. He's done it before.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 5: Why all of a sudden we mad?
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: Well, they're saying they had the same problems 20 years
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 2: ago with the original Ali G movie. They're just saying,
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: and he hasn't learned anything.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 6: But the character is stupid.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 2: All of these characters are stupid. But they're saying that
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: is a cover.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: Like, South Park does this very well with Cartman. They
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: have Cartman say horrific things on South Park about all
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: races and nationalities, but he's the stupid, fat, aggressive guy.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 2: And the South Park creators have said, yeah, we know
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: it's a cover, and we're using it that way. And
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 2: so that doesn't mean those things can't be made fun of.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 5: Hmm. But in the hip hop world, they stay big man.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 3: What they should be talking about is Sacha Baron Cohen's
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: new movie called Ladies First, which was really good.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 4: Was it good?
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 6: I wanted to see that.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fun.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 4: But I don't know how after all these years, he's
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 4: still able to pull off any of the, you know, quote,
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 4: interviews where people think they're talking to a real person.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 6: I guess you have to wait 20 years like he did.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 6: No one's seen L.E.G. in 20 years, like you say.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: And the first L.E.G. movie wasn't an interview movie.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 5: It was scripted.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 6: And the new generation is like, who?
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or he picks on old guys who don't know anything.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 4: Whatever, I don't know. Anyway, that's going to be out
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 4: in October. Yeah, Morgan's got a big thing.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 6: For Sacha Baron Cohen.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 4: He's so tall and rich and old. And funny and fun.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 6: Prankster.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 4: Yikes. I'm not sure who this comedian is. This is
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 4: a clip that Jeff G pulled for you, Seabass.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, good.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 4: He is also an Android user, and he says that
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 4: iPhone users are racist.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 4: Racist against Android users.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: Got an Android phone.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 4: Apparently that's bad or something. We the most discriminated group
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 4: in America.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 5: If you have an iPhone, you racist and you know it.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 4: Y'all just freak the fuck out.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 10: Every time I go in a group chat, y'all act
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 10: like we're trying to integrate an all white school. You
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 10: freaked the out. You act like we lowered the property value.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 10: Like all because of the color of our text. That's
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 10: literally discrimination. Like I get discriminated more for having an
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 10: Android than for being black.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 12: It's true.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 5: It's true.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 10: If I got shot by the cops because I thought
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 10: my phone was a gun, you would be upset.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 4: But if you find out it was an Android, you'd
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 4: be like, well.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to march for that guy.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 4: Solidarity.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 5: I'll say this, though. They have updated everything where it's,
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know, you group text us all the time now.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm still, that number is a Google number, so
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 2: that's a bad problem. But yeah, they've integrated RCS into
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: all the text.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 4: You tell me.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 2: And it was never a problem of Android being behind.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 2: It was a problem of Apple throttling and excluding us intentionally.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 2: But looking sleeker while they do it. But yeah, to
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: push people. But that's like why. why Android videos or
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: images would be garbled is because Apple intentionally was downgrading
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 2: and gatekeeping.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 5: We're superior and we stay.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 2: See, our cameras and our processors have always been superior.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 4: Well, so Tim Cook had his last day as CEO
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 4: of Apple. And I forget what the company was worth
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 4: when he started. And then he left and the company
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 4: was worth... I never.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 5: Really took him all that seriously. Why?
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 4: Tim Cook. I don't know because Steve Jobs was the guy.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 4: And then Tim Cook kind of came in And he's
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 4: been there. And they talked about his big thing was
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 4: getting the supply chain thing and bringing different things in.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 4: I know, but these things that made a big difference
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 4: to the business of what Apple did.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 6: The unsexy.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 4: And so this next guy who's coming in, he's more
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: of the product guy. And so it's going to be
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 4: interesting to see when they do this big thing here soon,
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 4: the big rollout that they do.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 5: For the new phones.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 4: It's going to be interesting seeing what this new guy
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 4: will do.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because he's all about being interesting.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 3: Innovative.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 5: So you might actually get a new product that people
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 5: are excited about.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 4: I saw a thing about Greg where he started at Apple.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 4: And he was making like, I want to say like 92,000.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 4: It was his first job there. And then the next
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 4: job was like 100 and whatever. This is the current CEO.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 4: The guy is now the CEO. He's going to be like, what, 60?
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: John Ternus.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 4: Is it 60 million?
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 4: It's either 60 or 40 million. It's somewhere in that ballpark,
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 4: that $ 20 million ballpark.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 5: He looks like a CEO. Good God.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 58 million.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 3: $ 58 million. Is your salary.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he started at Apple. Under $ 190, 000.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: Talk about working your way up.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 3: So now he's evil is what you're saying.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 3: Because once you succeed, you cross that threshold.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 4: But they said Tim Cook, and I would have never guessed,
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 4: one of the most successful CEOs of all time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He's definitely more approachable and down to earth because after
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 3: Steve Jobs, everybody looked– Like, almost friendly.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, but there was something about Steve Jobs.
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  Speaker 4: He had that, like.
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  Speaker 5: He had riz, dude.
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  Speaker 4: He did. Dumb riz. Dumb turtlenecks.
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  Speaker 4: Parting words of wisdom, please.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no matter how much incense you light or how
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  Speaker 3: much green tea you drink or how much yoga you do,
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  Speaker 3: From time to time, you're going to want to smack somebody.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: More than time to time.
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  Speaker 4: Greg, what did we see? Remember we were talking about
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  Speaker 4: dumb vanity plates?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We saw two in the garage yesterday on the way
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  Speaker 4: out of work yesterday. And one was something about yoga,
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  Speaker 4: wasn't it? Oh, it said, say om.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Say om.
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  Speaker 4: That was the vanity plate.
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  Speaker 5: Say om.
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  Speaker 3: And then the one you pointed out, I'm fab.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, on a Tesla.
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  Speaker 3: I'm fab.
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  Speaker 4: Yuck. I saw one.
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  Speaker 6: That said cyber sucks. Oh, you did? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Lame.
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  Speaker 4: That one wasn't parked next to it. These other two
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  Speaker 4: were parked right next to each other. Check it out, Greg.
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  Speaker 4: Check out the I am fab license plate. All right,
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  Speaker 4: thank you very much, Greg Gorey. Thank you so much
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  Speaker 4: for giving The Woody Show some of your valuable time
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  Speaker 4: this morning. You know we love and appreciate you for that.
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  Speaker 4: The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
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  Speaker 4: back here on Thursday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
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  Speaker 6: I quit this bitch.