Latest / Untraditionally Lala / The One About Don’t Be Creepin’ Around & Gettin’ Messy
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- 0:05Speaker 1: I just want to give you guys the fair warning
- 0:07Speaker 1: that no one is safe on the podcast today because
- 0:10Speaker 1: I am on a role drag us. I'm about to
- 0:14Speaker 1: drag you all. Welcome back to the Give Them La
- 0:16Speaker 1: La Podcast. Happy November twenty ninth, which is my mother's birthday. Oh,
- 0:22Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Lisa, Happy birthday Mama. I feel like it's
- 0:27Speaker 1: so crazy when you think about birthdays because you're like, Damn,
- 0:29Speaker 1: without my mama's birthday, I wouldn't have a birthday. Easton
- 0:32Speaker 1: wouldn't have a birthday.
- 0:33Speaker 2: It's just a ocean, wouldn't have a birthday.
- 0:36Speaker 1: That is the circle of life, just birthing and dying,
- 0:42Speaker 1: birthing and dying and dying. And during me thinking about
- 0:48Speaker 1: the fact that it is my mother's birthday, I decided
- 0:51Speaker 1: to look myself up on Instagram and scroll and I
- 0:55Speaker 1: was like, although I love that my hair is looking
- 0:58Speaker 1: healthy these days, fel healthy. The blonde is just so good.
- 1:04Speaker 2: The blonde is good. I agree, But I have to say,
- 1:08Speaker 2: I think your hair has never looked better.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Really, I cannot say the same for you.
- 1:13Speaker 2: But honestly, we're honestly one accurate.
- 1:21Speaker 1: It was totally a joke.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something.
- 1:23Speaker 1: Feeling a little spicy today.
- 1:25Speaker 2: I love the spice. My hair has never looked worse,
- 1:27Speaker 2: and I'll tell you why. I think that is Number one.
- 1:30Speaker 2: You know, I love my jiu jitsu, but I'm rolling
- 1:34Speaker 2: in grown men's sweat a lot, and so I have
- 1:37Speaker 2: to wash. I'm washing my hair now four to five
- 1:39Speaker 2: times a week, which any hair person will tell you
- 1:42Speaker 2: that is not.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Okay, especially with this elle water.
- 1:45Speaker 2: And I'm I've stopped it's it's gotten better the last month.
- 1:51Speaker 2: But that's number one. I'm washing my hair too much.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Number two, I think all of us had a virus
- 1:56Speaker 2: or something, because a couple months ago, my hair around
- 1:59Speaker 2: my He's wedding, which is September, was like coming out
- 2:03Speaker 2: like crazy.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Oh, could be stressed, but a virus, what do you mean,
- 2:07Speaker 1: like COVID?
- 2:08Speaker 2: Maybe maybe like COVID or maybe something. I don't know,
- 2:13Speaker 2: because your mom said her hair was kind of falling
- 2:15Speaker 2: out too, right, totally.
- 2:16Speaker 3: Yeah, has ziploc bags full?
- 2:18Speaker 1: Oh, oh, she has ziplog.
- 2:20Speaker 3: She's trying to figure she's trying to figure it out.
- 2:23Speaker 3: So she takes this.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Hair, she takes the hair into the doctor's off it.
- 2:27Speaker 2: That's smart. Yeah, and then two of my girlfriends same thing.
- 2:30Speaker 2: They were like, my hair is just coming out like crazy.
- 2:33Speaker 2: If any of you are experiencing it, please DM me
- 2:37Speaker 2: because Lisa and I would like to get to the
- 2:38Speaker 2: bottom of this.
- 2:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:39Speaker 1: I mean, she's had blood work done, her hormones are
- 2:42Speaker 1: all good, and she's still losing her hair. And she
- 2:45Speaker 1: used to shower and her she'd get out and her
- 2:47Speaker 1: hair was like a puff ball. Yeah, she's kind of like.
- 2:52Speaker 3: She looked like a lion and now she looks like
- 2:54Speaker 3: a lion ass.
- 2:57Speaker 2: But it is wild. It's wild. We'll see, we'll see
- 3:01Speaker 2: what it is. I went to my dermatologist and he said,
- 3:04Speaker 2: I think maybe that's why it's better, because I've been
- 3:07Speaker 2: eating more.
- 3:08Speaker 1: You eat really stinky things.
- 3:10Speaker 2: Oh I eat all. Let me tell you when lawless
- 3:13Speaker 2: a stinky thing, she means healthy food like salmon or
- 3:18Speaker 2: what else is stinky that I eat?
- 3:20Speaker 1: Well, you eat a lot of hummus with like garlic,
- 3:24Speaker 1: which is great, by the way, love it. But there
- 3:27Speaker 1: are times I walk into them office like someone hunched
- 3:30Speaker 1: me in the face, and you know, I'm into it.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Though.
- 3:34Speaker 1: You're a healthy eater, and yeah, I love that You're
- 3:37Speaker 1: a little healthy eater. So my mom every time I
- 3:39Speaker 1: think about her birthday. I have been sober for five years.
- 3:43Speaker 1: We know this. During the first year, my mom really
- 3:46Speaker 1: loved her prosecco. Okay, okay, she's pretty much enomy. She
- 3:50Speaker 1: later decides, you know what, I'm just going to give
- 3:51Speaker 1: it up for my kid. I don't need to be drinking.
- 3:54Speaker 1: But it always takes me back to the time where
- 3:56Speaker 1: she was a drinker. And when I say a drinker,
- 3:58Speaker 1: I don't mean my mom was a drum So let's
- 4:00Speaker 1: not all get riled up over it. My mom had
- 4:03Speaker 1: drinks at one point in time, and when she did,
- 4:05Speaker 1: she was a bag of fun. And my area that
- 4:09Speaker 1: we grew up in Utah, for some reason, everyone's houses
- 4:13Speaker 1: were five minutes away. The whole gang right friends family.
- 4:17Speaker 1: We all go to this party at actually my older
- 4:21Speaker 1: brother's mom's house because my mom and my dad were
- 4:26Speaker 1: close with my older brother's mom and stepdad. We're all
- 4:31Speaker 1: having a blast east and I are young whatever. My
- 4:33Speaker 1: Dad's like, I'm taking the kids home. We leave. My
- 4:36Speaker 1: mom calls him and is wasted, so my mom my
- 4:41Speaker 1: Dad's like, I gotta go pick mom up. He picks
- 4:44Speaker 1: her up, He brings her home. She's like falling asleep.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Keep in mind we're young, but not to the point
- 4:50Speaker 1: where we'd be scarred. We were probably like what junior high,
- 4:52Speaker 1: high school?
- 4:53Speaker 3: I think you were in junior high and I was
- 4:55Speaker 3: probably like first year of it or just elementary.
- 4:57Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not like like what wrong with mom.
- 5:03Speaker 1: She was like laying on the front porch and my
- 5:06Speaker 1: dad was like, Lisa, I don't know how to break
- 5:09Speaker 1: it to you. You cannot sleep outside. She wanted to
- 5:12Speaker 1: sleep outside because the air fell good and it was
- 5:15Speaker 1: like wintertime. Okay, she was gonna like sleep outside. So
- 5:19Speaker 1: my cute dad hauls her upstairs to the bedroom, makes
- 5:23Speaker 1: her a bed on the patio, leaves the door open
- 5:28Speaker 1: so that some of the heat can watching her all night,
- 5:36Speaker 1: and I just remember her little face out of the bars,
- 5:40Speaker 1: like vomiting. It reminds me of the photo of ocean
- 5:46Speaker 1: that I posted that really did not hit. Everyone was
- 5:49Speaker 1: furious about it, where she and summer moon are looking
- 5:52Speaker 1: out the bars that I'm like, Mom's turn the glass out.
- 5:56Speaker 1: I feel like that was my mom.
- 5:58Speaker 2: I love Lisa. You know, I've never seen Lisa drunk.
- 6:03Speaker 2: I've never seen a drunkly well I've obviously been in
- 6:05Speaker 2: a museum a drunk lala either.
- 6:07Speaker 1: So Travesy, you aren't going to be able to see
- 6:10Speaker 1: my mom I drunk, That's okay. There was a night
- 6:13Speaker 1: we were at Disneyland and we sat at the bar
- 6:16Speaker 1: for a many hours and had a many lemon drop
- 6:21Speaker 1: and we stood up and it was like.
- 6:23Speaker 2: Oh fuck you and your mom.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we could barely walk back to the room.
- 6:28Speaker 1: I literally had like scratch marks all over my hands
- 6:33Speaker 1: and body because I would fall into the concrete stare
- 6:38Speaker 1: they had, like the stucco wall would accidentally like kind
- 6:44Speaker 1: of stumble into as I tried to get back to
- 6:46Speaker 1: my room. It was all very fun for that one time.
- 6:50Speaker 4: From my point of view, it was always following these
- 6:52Speaker 4: two drunks back when she would too, and they would
- 6:55Speaker 4: just be slamming into each other and just going apart
- 6:58Speaker 4: back and forth, just drunkly walking, and I would just
- 7:01Speaker 4: watch it and it was the greatest thing ever.
- 7:03Speaker 3: It was a national treasure to see both of them
- 7:05Speaker 3: drunk together. Wow, it was so great.
- 7:07Speaker 1: And now look at us in fact, still fun, sober
- 7:10Speaker 1: and sober and still fun. And my mom will hear
- 7:14Speaker 1: stories about like Easton's friends or whatever, and they're like young,
- 7:17Speaker 1: wild and free right, and Easton will be like for example,
- 7:21Speaker 1: over the weekend they all went out and Easan's friend
- 7:25Speaker 1: got really lit off of his ass, like we're black out, yeah,
- 7:30Speaker 1: and my mom.
- 7:30Speaker 3: Is like, ugh, the most judgmental face, the.
- 7:34Speaker 1: Most I cannot even imagine. Why would you want to
- 7:40Speaker 1: do that? Why would you want to wake up and
- 7:42Speaker 1: feel that way? I was like, you want to know
- 7:43Speaker 1: what I want to do with this household. I'd like
- 7:45Speaker 1: us all to be a little less judgmental, all right.
- 7:48Speaker 3: Drinkers to everybody.
- 7:51Speaker 1: I mean, I'm telling you what. We sit here and
- 7:52Speaker 1: we're like love and light, love and light. Let's break
- 7:56Speaker 1: this person down to their very core, very intense. We're
- 8:01Speaker 1: just a group of passionate people.
- 8:04Speaker 2: Passionate people. And also maybe yeah, I want to add
- 8:08Speaker 2: that to my list too. I think I need to
- 8:09Speaker 2: be more less judgmental.
- 8:11Speaker 1: Well, buy the wok for I agree. But at the
- 8:14Speaker 1: same time, like, if I change my ways, you'll change yours.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Because you're just a product of your environment.
- 8:19Speaker 2: That's true, which is great, but also that shouldn't be
- 8:23Speaker 2: that shouldn't be your responsibility. You shouldn't have me to
- 8:26Speaker 2: worry about you already have ocean. You shouldn't be like
- 8:28Speaker 2: I have to act nicer for Jess.
- 8:31Speaker 1: I want to act nicer for myself. But we'll start
- 8:34Speaker 1: that after we talk shit on the podcast. So I
- 8:38Speaker 1: was looking up reminder, I'm always one hundred years late
- 8:43Speaker 1: to any news. Everyone knows this. I find things way late,
- 8:48Speaker 1: and it's to the point where, like I posted, so,
- 8:52Speaker 1: I was seeing online that Kim Kardashian people were not
- 8:56Speaker 1: digging her GQ cover and it shows a picture of
- 8:59Speaker 1: the cup, and I was like, what's wrong with the cover?
- 9:01Speaker 1: So I google it. Keep in mind, I look at
- 9:03Speaker 1: when this was posted, it was four days ago. At
- 9:06Speaker 1: this point in time, it was like two weeks ago.
- 9:08Speaker 1: But we're talking about it now because me and my
- 9:10Speaker 1: gang are going to Hawaii, all right, and I don't
- 9:12Speaker 1: want to work while I'm there, so we're pre recording.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Roll with it. Let me have a break, and I
- 9:17Speaker 1: hope that you still enjoy the pod. Anyway, I post it,
- 9:21Speaker 1: and I say that naturally I'm late to this, but
- 9:26Speaker 1: here it is. I'm obsessed with the fact that GQ
- 9:30Speaker 1: has named Kim Kardashian Man of the Year. Yep, I
- 9:34Speaker 1: just am you did not feel that way at all, Jessica.
- 9:39Speaker 2: Okay, let me tell you. I was oh ooh ooh.
- 9:42Speaker 2: And this brings me to because I had that opinion.
- 9:44Speaker 2: At first, I'm like what, and then I was like, well,
- 9:48Speaker 2: you made a good point. I was like, oh, it's
- 9:50Speaker 2: a woman, and like that's cool. That brings me to
- 9:53Speaker 2: really quick sidebar. People are commenting, which I appreciate on
- 9:58Speaker 2: the podcast posts and saying, wow, I really I wish
- 10:00Speaker 2: Jess this was a couple episodes ago now where I
- 10:04Speaker 2: have some opinions on Kyle and Mauricio, I have some
- 10:06Speaker 2: opinions on some other term, and they go, I wish
- 10:09Speaker 2: jess would stick to her convictions because I actually agree
- 10:12Speaker 2: with this, and then anytime someone pushes back, she backs down,
- 10:16Speaker 2: and I hear you, but it's not I do want
- 10:18Speaker 2: to say, it's not that I backed down. I feel
- 10:21Speaker 2: like I've evolved as a person. I used to be
- 10:23Speaker 2: very stubborn ten years ago, and my opinion was my
- 10:26Speaker 2: opinion and you couldn't tell me otherwise. Now I'm noticing
- 10:30Speaker 2: my opinion is changing constantly in all aspects of my life.
- 10:34Speaker 2: So I like to be open to other opinions a
- 10:37Speaker 2: lot of times someone I have an opinion, someone says
- 10:40Speaker 2: something in that moment, I go, Okay, I can see
- 10:42Speaker 2: where that comes from. So I did just want to
- 10:44Speaker 2: make that point because it's not that I'm scared and
- 10:46Speaker 2: backing down it said. I yes, I'm open minded. I
- 10:49Speaker 2: just feel like, and you used to be I used
- 10:52Speaker 2: to not be ten years ago, I'd be like, nope, nope,
- 10:55Speaker 2: can't say anything to me.
- 10:56Speaker 1: Yeah, so anyway, I feel that, Yeah, that comes with age. Yeah, Like,
- 11:02Speaker 1: you know what, I don't need to be the smartest person.
- 11:05Speaker 1: I don't need to act like the smartest person in
- 11:06Speaker 1: the room.
- 11:07Speaker 3: I hate talking to strong opinionated people, and I really do.
- 11:11Speaker 2: It's a lie. Yeah, I'm begging you to change my mind.
- 11:14Speaker 2: When someone can change my mind, I'm like, oh I
- 11:16Speaker 2: love this, I love learning. I just like feel more evolved. Anyway,
- 11:20Speaker 2: that being said, what did you think about it? Because
- 11:23Speaker 2: you saw it and you were like, this is amazing.
- 11:25Speaker 1: Of course I think it's amazing. They do Man of
- 11:28Speaker 1: the Year in Kim kardash.
- 11:30Speaker 3: Like, she just got it.
- 11:31Speaker 1: You're upset about it? I suggest you do better?
- 11:33Speaker 2: Then?
- 11:34Speaker 3: She got skins into the NBA.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Oh she's a bad She's a boss. Yeah, one question
- 11:39Speaker 2: I have and I know my answer to this, but
- 11:42Speaker 2: I just want to play Devil's advocate. If there were
- 11:44Speaker 2: a Cosmo Woman of the Year and it was a man,
- 11:48Speaker 2: how would you feel.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Well, that would just be lies. Name a man who's
- 11:53Speaker 1: doing better than women right now, and you can give
- 11:56Speaker 1: him Woman of the Year. But until I see that.
- 12:00Speaker 2: It's just interesting and I think, I mean, it can
- 12:02Speaker 2: go all into the thing of like men are men
- 12:05Speaker 2: of the year, whether they're named it or not, we
- 12:07Speaker 2: get it. But with you know, so a woman being
- 12:10Speaker 2: a Man of the Year, it feels like growth and
- 12:12Speaker 2: I think it's bad ass. So I did change my
- 12:14Speaker 2: opinion on that because of you. I think it's bad ass.
- 12:17Speaker 1: And it's not like she was the end all be all.
- 12:19Speaker 1: There were other great men that were involved. They named
- 12:21Speaker 1: Travis Scott. I mean, she's good offset Kim Kardashian is
- 12:28Speaker 1: a fucking heavy hitter. Yeah yeah, And you're talking to
- 12:32Speaker 1: someone who's not the fondest of the man. Yeah, of
- 12:35Speaker 1: the wiener. You know, I just watch women and I
- 12:39Speaker 1: watch them get things done, and I also watch them
- 12:41Speaker 1: get things done while also practicing compassion and sensitivity, and
- 12:45Speaker 1: they're like nurturing. So yes, I think she's Man of
- 12:49Speaker 1: the Year. So if you're upset about it, then do
- 12:51Speaker 1: a little better. How about that?
- 12:54Speaker 2: How do you feel about it as a man?
- 12:55Speaker 4: I mean I don't I could give a shit in
- 12:57Speaker 4: honor of what goes on, but I can see where
- 13:00Speaker 4: people are like, well, it's a woman in a man's space,
- 13:03Speaker 4: because if a man being in a woman's space, I
- 13:05Speaker 4: don't know how that would go.
- 13:06Speaker 2: I can't keep it.
- 13:07Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck.
- 13:08Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't keep We talked about this before with
- 13:12Speaker 4: Miss Utah and saying how women are sometimes primary.
- 13:18Speaker 1: You know, primary providers in the house a few years ago,
- 13:23Speaker 1: but they make less money.
- 13:24Speaker 3: Yes, so why men of the year women? Just how
- 13:26Speaker 3: about let's fucking put it as people are the year?
- 13:28Speaker 3: Who cares about.
- 13:32Speaker 4: Let's give him around the next But I will say
- 13:37Speaker 4: I need some skims because I saw the NBA's in it.
- 13:40Speaker 3: So but no shout out to her for being on
- 13:42Speaker 3: Man of the Air. That's a fucking dope shit.
- 13:44Speaker 1: I dare you. I dare any of you to go
- 13:47Speaker 1: out there have a sex tape where you're shown on
- 13:50Speaker 1: ecstasy blowing some guy legs spread and turn it into
- 13:54Speaker 1: what Kim k has I freaking dare you?
- 14:00Speaker 3: All right?
- 14:00Speaker 1: Well, let's move on to another topic. Jessica Beale and
- 14:09Speaker 1: Justin Timberlake. So I was reading this other thing like
- 14:12Speaker 1: a million years ago, I guess, and the there's like
- 14:16Speaker 1: a source that quotes Jessica always prided herself on her
- 14:20Speaker 1: great marriage, but it's taken a few hits in recent years.
- 14:23Speaker 1: It pains her that people think she's married to a creep.
- 14:27Speaker 1: So even before Brittany's memoir came out, like he had
- 14:32Speaker 1: some like little cheating scandals, right.
- 14:34Speaker 4: What are your thoughts on him with hating the Wiener?
- 14:38Speaker 4: You hate Wiener? What are your thoughts on you on
- 14:41Speaker 4: Justin Timberlake? What do you think about everything said?
- 14:44Speaker 1: I don't know much about him. Can you tell me
- 14:46Speaker 1: what's being said?
- 14:47Speaker 3: Now?
- 14:48Speaker 2: I always loved him before the Britney thing I saw
- 14:52Speaker 2: was just the abortion in that with Brittany, Right, But
- 14:57Speaker 2: then I just saw that they live in a small
- 14:59Speaker 2: town in Sky Mountain or big Sky Sky Montano. Who's
- 15:04Speaker 2: they Jessica and Justin and Justin?
- 15:07Speaker 3: But I feel like, if I don't know, I feel
- 15:09Speaker 3: like he's creeping the some of the things I could
- 15:12Speaker 3: see it and they smoked their fire and they all get.
- 15:14Speaker 1: All freaking creep and I think it's he was creeping around.
- 15:17Speaker 1: He was caught. He did a public apology. Then the
- 15:20Speaker 1: Britney Spears memoir comes out, and I'm sure as a wife,
- 15:24Speaker 1: it's like, this is exactly why I'm afraid of freaking
- 15:28Speaker 1: marriages and commitment because I'm like, I got to take
- 15:31Speaker 1: on your shit. Could you just pull it together a
- 15:34Speaker 1: little bit?
- 15:35Speaker 2: Yeah, just a little bit, just you know. Yeah. We
- 15:39Speaker 2: have to also understand because you're talking about the cheating
- 15:42Speaker 2: scandal where he was on that movie Palmer, right, and
- 15:45Speaker 2: it wasn't they saw they did not admit to any cheating,
- 15:48Speaker 2: but they didn't. There was just to make that clear,
- 15:53Speaker 2: but there was them holding hands or whatever.
- 15:55Speaker 1: Well, why you're holding hands? Why you holding hands?
- 15:58Speaker 3: I'm gonna say right now, never held just a girl's hand.
- 16:03Speaker 2: That is hasn't the most intimate.
- 16:05Speaker 1: It's so intimate.
- 16:07Speaker 2: I mean, it's like in Chris Rock's stand up comedy
- 16:10Speaker 2: special he says, I will lick a woman's asshole tonight,
- 16:13Speaker 2: but I most certainly won't hold her hands. He's like,
- 16:20Speaker 2: how wild is that?
- 16:22Speaker 1: Amen? I know, but do you how many people that
- 16:26Speaker 1: I've like rolled around in bed with. But the thought
- 16:29Speaker 1: of like going out on a date and holding hands,
- 16:31Speaker 1: what that's a little too serious. But I'll catch you
- 16:34Speaker 1: here tomorrow night.
- 16:38Speaker 2: That springs out because it's intimate, just like making out
- 16:41Speaker 2: his intimate. A lot of people have sex and they're like,
- 16:42Speaker 2: I'm not making out until in a relationship.
- 16:45Speaker 3: Yeah, pissing is more intimate than sex.
- 16:50Speaker 2: My point was we have to I feel like we
- 16:52Speaker 2: have to. So Jessica Biale stood by his side during that,
- 16:57Speaker 2: and part of me thought, she, do you have to
- 17:00Speaker 2: understand or maybe acknowledge that there are some couples, especially celebrities,
- 17:06Speaker 2: especially musicians, that are in these relationships that are like,
- 17:09Speaker 2: just don't humiliate me, and then there's an understanding behind
- 17:13Speaker 2: the scenes, and then when the humiliation happens, the like
- 17:17Speaker 2: Adam Levine and his girl, now we understand that, like,
- 17:20Speaker 2: oh there might have been a sort of arrangement, right.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Just don't get messy. Yeah, that's why celebs should just
- 17:27Speaker 1: bing other celebs because they have just as much to
- 17:30Speaker 1: lose as the other person. Right, Right, Once you start
- 17:33Speaker 1: creeping around with people who are not in the as
- 17:37Speaker 1: big as you are, it starts getting a little I
- 17:41Speaker 1: don't know about this, and that's when the women are like,
- 17:44Speaker 1: we're done here because you just get too messy. Right.
- 17:48Speaker 3: It's when the payouts start happening. You gotta pay people off.
- 17:51Speaker 1: I don't know how people do it. It gets I mean,
- 17:53Speaker 1: I know people who do that, and it's like, aren't
- 17:55Speaker 1: you exhausted.
- 17:56Speaker 3: Just go in the bathroom, get the demons at you
- 17:59Speaker 3: and go to bed.
- 18:00Speaker 2: I mean, jack Oh, I was like, are we talking
- 18:03Speaker 2: about using in the restaurroom? Are we talking about chronic diarrhea?
- 18:09Speaker 4: It sounds I don't know anybody who's like, I've got
- 18:11Speaker 4: chronic diarrhea and now I have to sex.
- 18:15Speaker 1: Here's the one thing that I want to say in
- 18:17Speaker 1: regard to because I saw a comment under this picture
- 18:21Speaker 1: or under the post that I saw on Instagram with
- 18:24Speaker 1: the person quoting Jessica Bielle, and it says what he
- 18:29Speaker 1: did as a teenager shouldn't define who he is today
- 18:32Speaker 1: unless there are unresolved issues that you are currently going through.
- 18:35Speaker 1: If we all get judged by what we did in
- 18:38Speaker 1: our teenage years, then there's no hope for any of us.
- 18:41Speaker 1: I fully agree with this. This is where it gets
- 18:45Speaker 1: very very sticky is the way you move. And even
- 18:50Speaker 1: though maybe that's how you should be moving at a
- 18:53Speaker 1: certain age, because you're young and you've got your whole
- 18:55Speaker 1: life ahead of you and making certain decisions. When you
- 18:58Speaker 1: decide to bring another per into it who may have
- 19:02Speaker 1: a different thought process, you go about and evolve and
- 19:06Speaker 1: this person is now left damaged by your behavior and
- 19:10Speaker 1: they can't go and evolve in the same way that
- 19:14Speaker 1: you did. Does that make sense?
- 19:16Speaker 4: Yes, And you're mentally your scarred from it from the
- 19:19Speaker 4: way people view you and the way you're moving now.
- 19:23Speaker 1: But people online are always quick to be like, what
- 19:25Speaker 1: you did seven years ago? It's like, well, how about
- 19:27Speaker 1: we talk about what you did seven years ago? You
- 19:29Speaker 1: have the luxury of getting to have nothing documented. You
- 19:33Speaker 1: get to talk about it amongst yourselves, with your little
- 19:36Speaker 1: friend group and laugh about it. But I surely think
- 19:38Speaker 1: that if you were filmed and it came out like
- 19:42Speaker 1: you wouldn't be that proud. Like I think that people
- 19:44Speaker 1: who are in the public eye are extremely brave that
- 19:46Speaker 1: they're sitting here being their authentic selves, knowing that maybe
- 19:50Speaker 1: ten years from now it may not hit the same.
- 19:53Speaker 1: It's actually very terrifying, and I kind of want to
- 19:56Speaker 1: crawl in a hole comment. You guys saw Cassie and
- 20:02Speaker 1: Didty It started as quickly as it ended paying people.
- 20:05Speaker 4: No, I wish and I don't know if I could
- 20:08Speaker 4: say this, but it's like, I wish these women if
- 20:10Speaker 4: they were going to come forward, stay true to it
- 20:13Speaker 4: and find other women that could back you up and
- 20:15Speaker 4: stop paying.
- 20:16Speaker 3: Like taking these payouts. I put these people where they
- 20:19Speaker 3: should be.
- 20:20Speaker 1: You're coming from a place of experience, though, Easton, and
- 20:23Speaker 1: how frustrating it gelt and and I'm with you on that,
- 20:26Speaker 1: And sometimes I have to take a step back and
- 20:28Speaker 1: be like, Okay, this woman has obviously had a lot
- 20:32Speaker 1: of abuse in her relationship or old relationship with Diddy.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Multiple people have come out saying the exact same thing,
- 20:40Speaker 1: like this guy, this guy Kid cut who we named
- 20:46Speaker 1: our cat after. But it says in one incident described
- 20:49Speaker 1: in the Core Papers, Miss Ventura says in early twenty twelve,
- 20:52Speaker 1: mister Combs grew so angry about her dating the rapper
- 20:55Speaker 1: Kid Cutty that he said he would blow up the
- 20:57Speaker 1: rapper's car. Around that time, Kid Cutty's car did explode
- 21:01Speaker 1: in the driveway. Through a spokeswoman, Kid Cutty confirmed Misventure's account.
- 21:06Speaker 1: This is all true. So she did have people, you know,
- 21:11Speaker 1: cooperating what she was saying. But when you're dealing with
- 21:15Speaker 1: someone at that level easton like p Diddy, and let's
- 21:19Speaker 1: just say he comes to her and says, I will
- 21:22Speaker 1: offer you X amount of dollars to just go away,
- 21:25Speaker 1: you say, you know what, I'm going to take it
- 21:28Speaker 1: and I'm going to start my healing process. And yes,
- 21:31Speaker 1: the man gets away with it. But at what point
- 21:33Speaker 1: do you choose your own sanity over trying to like
- 21:37Speaker 1: get someone to pay. I don't know. For me, I've
- 21:42Speaker 1: never been in that situation, so I have the luxury
- 21:44Speaker 1: of just saying if rather than I've been through it.
- 21:48Speaker 1: I've only seen this from Afar. I like people to
- 21:51Speaker 1: fucking pay, not with cash. I want to see you
- 21:54Speaker 1: locked up, right.
- 21:56Speaker 2: But you're right about the sanity thing. I've never been
- 21:59Speaker 2: in this situation, but I can't imagine someone like Ditty,
- 22:03Speaker 2: who's probably sounds like very powerful. It's also your own safety.
- 22:08Speaker 2: You might get to a point where you're like, Okay,
- 22:10Speaker 2: I'm coming out and I'm saying this, and then all
- 22:13Speaker 2: of a sudden, who knows what's happening behind the scene
- 22:16Speaker 2: where you're going to fuck it, it's not worth my
- 22:18Speaker 2: life whatever, it's not worth it.
- 22:20Speaker 1: And Cassie's married, has two beautiful kids. She lives like
- 22:24Speaker 1: a very nice life. The only thing I assume that
- 22:29Speaker 1: was eating at her was the trauma that this guy
- 22:31Speaker 1: caused her. But it's just I tapped in when I
- 22:39Speaker 1: saw this, and I hate to laugh, but I'm like,
- 22:42Speaker 1: Diddy's gonna get great, real fucking quick. It's like we
- 22:45Speaker 1: have leads to who murdered Tupac. I'm sure he's like, ah, fuck, yeah,
- 22:50Speaker 1: Cassy comes out, You're not safe. I'm sure he's like,
- 22:53Speaker 1: I'm man. I'm sure he.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Looks stressed. He hasn't slept in a good couple of months.
- 23:00Speaker 2: I stressed.
- 23:01Speaker 1: I love, okay, when someone who's dirty. I love when
- 23:06Speaker 1: the heart starts pumping. I'm like, yes, good at pumping.
- 23:09Speaker 3: You fuck.
- 23:15Speaker 4: Sip it away anyway, let's move on.
- 23:20Speaker 1: I'm just what is happening?
- 23:23Speaker 3: Oh?
- 23:23Speaker 1: In happier news, Andre three thousand says he's too old
- 23:27Speaker 1: to rap now, so he dropped a flute album. He said,
- 23:30Speaker 1: I'm forty eight. I don't know what to talk about.
- 23:35Speaker 2: He dropped a flute album, so he's playing the flute.
- 23:38Speaker 2: What a bad man, Andre three thousand. Will it will
- 23:41Speaker 2: be one of the best forever. I love Andre three thousand,
- 23:44Speaker 2: but probably the flute one is gonna hit.
- 23:48Speaker 3: It's gonna No, that's all you get. I mean, no chance.
- 23:51Speaker 3: The rapper he went to like gospel and that ain't hit.
- 23:54Speaker 1: Chance the rapper is nowhere near Andre three thousand.
- 23:58Speaker 4: Let me tell you, just saying, somebody who had acid
- 24:01Speaker 4: rap and doing all this thing, and you're in hip
- 24:03Speaker 4: hop and then you just go gospel and no one
- 24:06Speaker 4: transferred over.
- 24:07Speaker 2: All, Right, you probably you know about this than I do.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Yeah, Easton, I'm not going to argue with you about
- 24:11Speaker 1: that because I think you know more than I do. Also,
- 24:15Speaker 1: like a couple of weeks ago, the Chiefs played the Eagles. Easton,
- 24:20Speaker 1: you're the one that told me this, apparently, And like
- 24:22Speaker 1: the Man's World of men who love football, the Chiefs
- 24:25Speaker 1: are the most hated team in America because they're so
- 24:30Speaker 1: of anytime Travis Kelsey lifts a finger on the football field,
- 24:34Speaker 1: it's like, let's catch Taylor Swift's reaction.
- 24:38Speaker 3: They'll be like running on the field like not like
- 24:40Speaker 3: teams before the game.
- 24:41Speaker 4: They'll run on the field and like he'll run on
- 24:43Speaker 4: the field and then it'll pan to Taylor Swift watching it,
- 24:46Speaker 4: and it's like, I'm here to watch the game, not
- 24:49Speaker 4: Taylor Swift.
- 24:49Speaker 3: I can go and find Taylor Swift wherever. I'm just
- 24:52Speaker 3: trying to watch some football.
- 24:53Speaker 2: Right now, I need to know who makes these decisions
- 24:55Speaker 2: because it's getting very thirsty.
- 24:57Speaker 3: Well, I mean, the NFL is probably gaining a lot
- 24:59Speaker 3: of money.
- 25:00Speaker 2: The NFL, is it the TV network, it's getting very thirsty.
- 25:03Speaker 2: It's like, we get it, this makes you money, and
- 25:05Speaker 2: you're getting so many people tuning in, but like, I'm
- 25:08Speaker 2: done with it. Still keep your fans in mind.
- 25:10Speaker 1: Well, I feel like if I'm tuning in to watch
- 25:12Speaker 1: a football game, there's the reason I want to watch
- 25:14Speaker 1: a football game. Yeah, if I wanted to see Taylor Swift,
- 25:17Speaker 1: I'd go to YouTube and say play shake it off, right, Taylor?
- 25:21Speaker 2: Well, their points are like the most people than ever
- 25:23Speaker 2: now are tuning into Chiefs games. It's like, yeah, but
- 25:26Speaker 2: who cares? Still think about your fans, the loyal people
- 25:30Speaker 2: who actually care about the game, and not the like whoever,
- 25:33Speaker 2: we love Taylor, we love Travis Kelsey.
- 25:34Speaker 1: But like football, when I think about Travis Kelsey. All
- 25:38Speaker 1: I think about is, oh, that's Taylor Swift's boyfriend. I
- 25:40Speaker 1: don't even think of him as someone who plays football.
- 25:42Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where No tied in.
- 25:46Speaker 4: He's nice, he's good, but he's losing credibility on that one.
- 25:48Speaker 4: People don't even know he's.
- 25:49Speaker 2: I wonder if he's gonna end up getting a little
- 25:51Speaker 2: sick of this. Not her, but like okay, because you know,
- 25:55Speaker 2: he's getting shipped.
- 25:55Speaker 3: From the team everybody, like their pregame. They were in
- 25:58Speaker 3: Denver a couple of weeks ago, and Denver was just
- 26:00Speaker 3: strictly playing Taylor Swift songs just to like, yeah, kase
- 26:04Speaker 3: him off. Well, fans are singing it just like.
- 26:07Speaker 1: That's the office of Eagles fans because in their game
- 26:13Speaker 1: on November twentieth, Eagle radio station so Philly radio stations
- 26:18Speaker 1: banned her music.
- 26:21Speaker 2: Stop Yeah, And I wonder if she's gonna get sick
- 26:23Speaker 2: of that's.
- 26:24Speaker 1: Not Taylor Swift is not good for the birds. Spirit.
- 26:28Speaker 1: That what they call them, the birds, the birds birds,
- 26:31Speaker 1: I mean, oh my.
- 26:33Speaker 3: God, spirit.
- 26:35Speaker 1: And he's getting all of these interviews in a way,
- 26:38Speaker 1: so this is what I can relate it to. It's
- 26:40Speaker 1: like when I get asked to do an interview, and
- 26:42Speaker 1: they're like, they would really like to talk about this,
- 26:44Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, is that what we're actually talking about?
- 26:47Speaker 1: And then I go in it's two questions about that
- 26:49Speaker 1: and they're like so season blah blah, Vanner Pump Roules,
- 26:52Speaker 1: and I'm like, see, I don't want to talk about this.
- 26:56Speaker 1: I would like to talk about the topics that you
- 26:59Speaker 1: told me we were going to talk about. So all
- 27:01Speaker 1: of these, like NFL publications are like, we'd love to do
- 27:04Speaker 1: an in length interview and it's like, how'd you feel
- 27:06Speaker 1: about the game? So on to Taylor Swift.
- 27:09Speaker 2: Yeah, see, so I kind of feel bad for both
- 27:11Speaker 2: of them because technically they don't have They're just trying
- 27:13Speaker 2: to live their lives and be in a relationship, and
- 27:15Speaker 2: you've got the networks and everyone trying to.
- 27:17Speaker 4: Capitalize everybody's I don't know if they saw this, but
- 27:21Speaker 4: Taylor Swift's parents met his parents, but it was at
- 27:24Speaker 4: their football game, so like whatever game it was, I
- 27:26Speaker 4: didn't even know they were playing for the reason other
- 27:29Speaker 4: than Taylor Swift's parents.
- 27:30Speaker 3: We're going to meet Travis Kelcey's Oh my god, And.
- 27:33Speaker 2: I was like, what the like, was it in Tennessee?
- 27:37Speaker 3: No, I think it was in Kansas City. See that.
- 27:40Speaker 3: It's annoying at this point.
- 27:42Speaker 1: See that meme. What did it say easton Taylor taking
- 27:47Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about.
- 27:48Speaker 2: Taking her her next amazing album out for a walk
- 27:51Speaker 2: or something, and it's like her day.
- 27:54Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they said this is going to be one
- 27:56Speaker 4: of the greatest love stories or the best fucking album.
- 28:03Speaker 3: I'm ready for that album.
- 28:04Speaker 1: I was watching Family Guy last night and it was
- 28:07Speaker 1: the episode of Chris Griffin asking Taylor Swift to go
- 28:09Speaker 1: to promise and then she makes a way mean song
- 28:12Speaker 1: about him and it has so many views and then
- 28:14Speaker 1: she's like, this is how I make my money. But
- 28:16Speaker 1: I love you, Chris, so I'm going to change. In
- 28:18Speaker 1: the next scene in Family Guys, her playing like I
- 28:22Speaker 1: love Chris Griffin and people like, Billy, we like you
- 28:24Speaker 1: and you're miserable. So who knows? She couldn't he better
- 28:34Speaker 1: not make one wrong? Mills, it's a time. Okay, say
- 28:41Speaker 1: up to date, got nothing in my brain?
- 28:47Speaker 2: People say, Hey, that's what people say.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Hey who my Baby's favorite part of the song is
- 28:55Speaker 1: go she goes.
- 28:57Speaker 2: My girl, my boyfriend, my ex, my best friend.
- 29:02Speaker 1: Is it? No, my ex, ma'am Brody's new girlfriend. She said,
- 29:06Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm just gonna shake it. And then
- 29:08Speaker 1: she starts mumbling to the fella, Oh but hell, look good,
- 29:11Speaker 1: I'm shake it, shake it.
- 29:15Speaker 2: She's so cute. She's so stinking cute. Okay, this is
- 29:18Speaker 2: a good first one because of what we just talked about. Okay,
- 29:21Speaker 2: what are you guys doing in Hawaii. Let's squash the rumors.
- 29:25Speaker 2: We're just vacationing.
- 29:26Speaker 1: Babe. What was the rumor?
- 29:28Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I like, it's not like a
- 29:30Speaker 2: secret special project.
- 29:31Speaker 3: Go for Lisa's birthday.
- 29:34Speaker 1: I told my mom I was going to take her
- 29:35Speaker 1: to Italy for her sixtieth birthday, and then COVID hit
- 29:38Speaker 1: and I haven't taken her anywhere. Fabulous. Instead, I moved her,
- 29:41Speaker 1: made her quitter job la, made her become a full
- 29:45Speaker 1: time parent.
- 29:47Speaker 3: She did so.
- 29:48Speaker 4: She looked at me yesterday we were just because you
- 29:50Speaker 4: were doing it. She looks at I'm just raising this kid.
- 29:56Speaker 1: Last night, I get home from what I'm doing, which
- 29:59Speaker 1: is be life changing. Yeah, well, yeah, you work, Yes,
- 30:03Speaker 1: I do work. You work, But I come home and
- 30:05Speaker 1: my mom is at the top of the stairs, and
- 30:07Speaker 1: she goes, I need your help. I am over this,
- 30:09Speaker 1: and I was like, I know what a man feels
- 30:11Speaker 1: like now, yep, like a working man who's worked all
- 30:13Speaker 1: day and but the mom's been at home raising the kids.
- 30:16Speaker 1: And she's like, I need a fucking break. And he's like,
- 30:18Speaker 1: I'm fucking exhausted, tude, I do. I should be Man
- 30:24Speaker 1: of the Year. Actually, that's why should have happened.
- 30:29Speaker 2: That's I'm nominating you that she is.
- 30:31Speaker 1: She is very much helping me raise this well parents,
- 30:34Speaker 1: it was yesterday, so obviously you was battered all day.
- 30:38Speaker 3: So she looked at me sad as could be. I
- 30:41Speaker 3: feel like, I'm just raising this kid. And then she.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Goes throughout the sea is I'm a working parent. And
- 30:47Speaker 1: you know she doesn't complain when I waltz into Louis
- 30:49Speaker 1: and buy her a new bag.
- 30:51Speaker 3: That's why she she just went through it. Yesterday.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the last twenty minutes.
- 30:56Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. That's where I was over at
- 30:59Speaker 4: the house. Ocean was great. She was in your bed
- 31:02Speaker 4: watching a movie. I was there for twenty minutes. She
- 31:05Speaker 4: came down, went back upstairs and was laying So I
- 31:07Speaker 4: was like, all right, I'm gonna leave. So whatever happened
- 31:10Speaker 4: when I left, I don't know, but she looked calm.
- 31:13Speaker 1: All right, well she wasn't. Question.
- 31:18Speaker 2: Next question, This is deep, so we don't have to
- 31:21Speaker 2: answer if you want.
- 31:22Speaker 1: I'm sweating now because of what mom said. I'm raising
- 31:25Speaker 1: this kid. Fucking suck my ovaries.
- 31:28Speaker 3: You okay, you have to picture you worked how many
- 31:30Speaker 3: days straight? Three days? And it was O it was
- 31:32Speaker 3: actually fine? There you go, So five days straight, and
- 31:35Speaker 3: that's what people do.
- 31:36Speaker 1: People work five days in a.
- 31:38Speaker 3: I know called a job. I know, but think Lisa
- 31:40Speaker 3: on the tail end.
- 31:42Speaker 1: That's true. All right, I will rip her head off
- 31:44Speaker 1: when I get home.
- 31:45Speaker 3: Yeah I can't. She already feels like you can say it.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Protection station for you. No, you're an asshole. Yeah, you
- 31:59Speaker 1: should have kept it to yourself.
- 32:00Speaker 3: No, you have to know.
- 32:02Speaker 1: It's fine. I'm just emotional. My periods about to start.
- 32:05Speaker 2: Let's just say go to the next same next. This
- 32:07Speaker 2: is deep, so we can skip it if you want.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Okay, okay, do you want to fly on your.
- 32:13Speaker 3: Where was it.
- 32:15Speaker 1: You killed? That's a dead fly? You killed it? You
- 32:22Speaker 1: killed it?
- 32:23Speaker 2: I hope we I hope we got that on camera.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Oh we did. We got a thumbs up from producer
- 32:28Speaker 2: John You. He flies are the Germys things in the world.
- 32:34Speaker 3: Whatever doesn't kill you makes stronger true.
- 32:36Speaker 1: All right, moving on the heavy.
- 32:39Speaker 2: Okay, ways that you all deal with anxiety, I just.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Kind of power through it, Okay, I do a couple
- 32:46Speaker 1: of things.
- 32:47Speaker 4: Okay, depending if you're going through it. You can always
- 32:49Speaker 4: grab your thumb. I don't know if people do that,
- 32:51Speaker 4: but you grab your thumb and you should just put
- 32:54Speaker 4: enough pressure that after a couple of seconds you'll feel
- 32:56Speaker 4: like a like a yeah, no, it's.
- 32:59Speaker 3: A heartbeat, but that's supposed to like de escalate.
- 33:02Speaker 2: That's a nice thing.
- 33:02Speaker 3: It's like a breathing thing. So I do that and
- 33:05Speaker 3: I smoke pot nice. Okay.
- 33:07Speaker 2: Do you take edibles?
- 33:09Speaker 3: No? Actually I actually yeah no.
- 33:11Speaker 4: Edibles like for bed are very really good. But I
- 33:14Speaker 4: just hit a pen because I actually like do it
- 33:16Speaker 4: for anxiety. Like there's times where I'll feel it and
- 33:19Speaker 4: I'll just go to the bathroom smoke and then get
- 33:22Speaker 4: my wits about me and I can come back.
- 33:23Speaker 3: Nice because I'd just rather smoke than take pills.
- 33:25Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, a lot.
- 33:27Speaker 2: Is there going to be another book.
- 33:29Speaker 1: When the story has ended? Yes, there will be another book,
- 33:32Speaker 1: but I'm not writing another book until I can tell
- 33:34Speaker 1: every single detail of my story, the ins and outs,
- 33:37Speaker 1: everything I've never been able to share. I want the
- 33:41Speaker 1: full story. So once it's ended, then yes.
- 33:44Speaker 3: Do you have a name that you've been thinking of?
- 33:46Speaker 1: Yes? I have the name, and I'm not telling so
- 33:49Speaker 1: book coming.
- 33:50Speaker 2: I know it.
- 33:51Speaker 1: It may be a hefty, hefty book, but that's.
- 33:54Speaker 3: Okay because I think like a Harry Potter.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Maybe like a Harry Potter sized book. There's a lot,
- 33:59Speaker 1: there's a lot, and it's all very interesting.
- 34:01Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, this one. I'm going to read this.
- 34:03Speaker 1: One, this one. Yeah. The moment I'm allowed to start writing,
- 34:07Speaker 1: I've already started writing, so I don't forget any feelings
- 34:11Speaker 1: that I had.
- 34:13Speaker 2: Good good God.
- 34:16Speaker 3: Do you put bullet points in angry on that one? Uh?
- 34:19Speaker 1: You can tell in my tone something pretty angry.
- 34:26Speaker 3: Boy?
- 34:26Speaker 2: Okay, La La. On a scale of one to ten,
- 34:28Speaker 2: how happy slash content are you with where you are
- 34:31Speaker 2: in life right now?
- 34:32Speaker 1: Are content and comfortable the same thing?
- 34:35Speaker 2: I think comfortable and content are not the same thing.
- 34:37Speaker 1: Okay, I would say that I am probably at a
- 34:41Speaker 1: seven as far as being content comfortable, I would say
- 34:46Speaker 1: I'm that like a two because I never like to
- 34:48Speaker 1: be comfortable. I always want more.
- 34:50Speaker 3: I'm a taker.
- 34:51Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it. I'm a taker.
- 34:54Speaker 2: Love it.
- 34:55Speaker 1: If I want it, then I'm going to obsess over
- 34:58Speaker 1: it until I get it. And once I get it,
- 35:00Speaker 1: I'm onto the next. As far as business goes, otherwise,
- 35:03Speaker 1: I live a pretty chill lifestyle, you know, like I'm
- 35:06Speaker 1: not super fancy, like I enjoy getting a bag here
- 35:09Speaker 1: and there, like dress and cube. For the most part,
- 35:12Speaker 1: I just want to run an empire and send it
- 35:14Speaker 1: to Darryl sweatpants. That's all she's asking, So I'm asking.
- 35:17Speaker 1: It's not that deep, not that deep.
- 35:19Speaker 2: Do you and Easton ever argue hard to the point
- 35:22Speaker 2: that you've not spoken for a bit.
- 35:24Speaker 1: That's only happened like twice in your lives. Yeah, wow,
- 35:28Speaker 1: one of us has been intoxicated.
- 35:31Speaker 2: Really, or both of us.
- 35:34Speaker 3: But other than that, no, it's been a minute.
- 35:36Speaker 1: No, we rarely have that. We like resolution in our family.
- 35:39Speaker 4: Yeah, even if we start like fighting or bickering. We
- 35:41Speaker 4: never fight, but we'll bicker, but then we usually come
- 35:43Speaker 4: to like just a conclusion at the end of the
- 35:45Speaker 4: thirty minutes.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Or an hour and then the courage, and it's like,
- 35:49Speaker 1: here's the thing, Easton, I really love you. I love
- 35:51Speaker 1: you too. All right, so we're good. Oh, after we've
- 35:54Speaker 1: really said some hurt.
- 35:58Speaker 3: I just forget about him, don't you. Yeah, I mean him.
- 36:01Speaker 3: I hope she didn't either, but I'm gonna believe she didn't.
- 36:04Speaker 2: Yeah, the next, onto the next. Okay, that's good. Then.
- 36:07Speaker 2: I hate when families aren't speaking. It's like life is
- 36:09Speaker 2: too short. I have a little bit, not in my
- 36:12Speaker 2: immediate family, but my extended family, and I'm like, what
- 36:14Speaker 2: the fuck, it's been years, Just talk, what are you doing?
- 36:17Speaker 1: Let it go?
- 36:20Speaker 3: Let it go.
- 36:23Speaker 2: Okay, Jess, what's the most surprising thing you learned about Lalla?
- 36:26Speaker 2: And what's a misunderstanding? I'm not even kidding you guys.
- 36:30Speaker 2: Her comedy gold and that's not a fucking joke. She's
- 36:34Speaker 2: one of the funniest people I know, and I feel
- 36:36Speaker 2: like it's not even a misunderstanding. But people don't even
- 36:39Speaker 2: see the the tip of the iceberg with your fucking
- 36:44Speaker 2: comedy laugh.
- 36:47Speaker 3: I just keep going.
- 36:50Speaker 2: But then fine, no, one of the funniest and her
- 36:54Speaker 2: your impressions dead on, spot on anyone and everyone. It's
- 36:59Speaker 2: insane think. Yeah, it's insane, insane, it's too good. Oh god, Okay,
- 37:11Speaker 2: if you could all be famous.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Well, I want to know that if you could be.
- 37:18Speaker 2: Famous for anything else, what would you want to be
- 37:21Speaker 2: famous for?
- 37:23Speaker 1: Probably something that had to do with talent. Maybe I'd
- 37:31Speaker 1: like to be famous for my talent.
- 37:33Speaker 3: So you talent. You're talented, authentically you talent. I say
- 37:39Speaker 3: that you.
- 37:41Speaker 2: Okay, is there something you wanted to be when you
- 37:44Speaker 2: were a little like, Oh, it was an actress.
- 37:47Speaker 1: I was an actress, an actress or a singer. I
- 37:49Speaker 1: wanted to be a performer, which.
- 37:51Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, perfect.
- 37:54Speaker 1: I feel somewhat like a at times. You know, it's.
- 37:57Speaker 2: Fine, Easton, you have to choose one, Brent or Monica.
- 38:03Speaker 3: Oh this is so hard. I know who I choose Brent.
- 38:06Speaker 1: Obviously done Brent.
- 38:08Speaker 2: They're both stunning.
- 38:10Speaker 1: But yeah, plus, anyone who can get their Christian lubetin
- 38:15Speaker 1: stuck in an escalator and like survived raaking your ankles
- 38:21Speaker 1: got a super power, superpower. It was crazy.
- 38:25Speaker 3: Yeah, the way she did that, I know she can
- 38:27Speaker 3: do other things is great.
- 38:29Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, yep, she sure can. I'd like
- 38:34Speaker 2: to see you all set each other each other up.
- 38:36Speaker 2: On blind dates. Well, I'm engaged, but.
- 38:41Speaker 1: So have you not been listening to the podcast Engaged married?
- 38:45Speaker 1: It's a free for all out of these streets. Let
- 38:47Speaker 1: me tell you, get yourself a side piece.
- 38:49Speaker 2: Get myself a side would Kyle, I'm gonna get myself.
- 38:53Speaker 1: You need, you need a husband or a fiance, a boyfriend,
- 38:58Speaker 1: and then a side piece.
- 38:59Speaker 2: Stop I get three.
- 39:01Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're only missing two. You're not even complete.
- 39:04Speaker 1: I'm not even you've made it to the end. You
- 39:06Speaker 1: still got two more to find.
- 39:07Speaker 2: Can I tell you something? My dream is to have
- 39:13Speaker 2: a side people. I'm just kidding. My dream it's to
- 39:15Speaker 2: set these two up on a blind day because a
- 39:18Speaker 2: secret talent of mine is I'm very good at that.
- 39:21Speaker 2: So maybe one of the days, Oh you see walking
- 39:29Speaker 2: out with no Eesan, I'm telling you I would set
- 39:31Speaker 2: you up with your dream girl, and then i'd have
- 39:33Speaker 2: to marry you to Like.
- 39:34Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 39:35Speaker 1: You brought me some pretty questionable.
- 39:38Speaker 2: Accounts. Well I haven't actually been for real. I'm going
- 39:44Speaker 2: to what are your Oh this is a very I'm
- 39:48Speaker 2: gonna ask this because this person who wrote this question
- 39:51Speaker 2: doesn't listen to the podcast.
- 39:54Speaker 3: Ask it.
- 39:54Speaker 2: What are your views? On gay marriage, even are laughing
- 40:00Speaker 2: the I love this question.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Wow, I'm dead.
- 40:12Speaker 2: Wow. Wow. Shall we answer.
- 40:16Speaker 1: The fact that someone.
- 40:19Speaker 3: Me? Do you know me?
- 40:20Speaker 2: But at all? Do you know any of us? We
- 40:23Speaker 2: love the gays more than we love the streams?
- 40:27Speaker 1: Okay, right, I'm sorry girls and gays is the only like,
- 40:32Speaker 1: that's my comfortable zone. We even had producers laughing their asses.
- 40:38Speaker 2: Where question for who wrote that? In where? How did
- 40:41Speaker 2: you come across this podcast? Why did you come across
- 40:43Speaker 2: this Instagram? Because you clearly don't listen? But we love that.
- 40:46Speaker 3: Welcome, You're still safe here.
- 40:48Speaker 2: Welcome, we love the gays. Welcome, We love the gays.
- 40:53Speaker 2: Has Ocean asked for a sibling and update us on if.
- 40:57Speaker 1: You have a baby? Number two Journey Ocean ask for
- 41:00Speaker 1: a sibling all the time, and she always says, there's
- 41:02Speaker 1: a baby and your belly, And if she were grown,
- 41:06Speaker 1: I'd be like, mom has to have sex to have
- 41:08Speaker 1: a baby at her belly, my love, which I'm not
- 41:12Speaker 1: doing that, but there are many other ways to have
- 41:14Speaker 1: a baby. And so yeah, we're we're just one day
- 41:18Speaker 1: at a time.
- 41:19Speaker 2: Okay, one day at a time, lots of live.
- 41:22Speaker 1: To she wants I tell you my child's so progressive though,
- 41:32Speaker 1: I'll ask her what her baby is because they kind
- 41:34Speaker 1: of come just like genderless, right, yeah, And I'm like,
- 41:38Speaker 1: is your baby a boy or a girl? And she goes,
- 41:41Speaker 1: my baby's just a baby, and I'm like, perfect, Wow,
- 41:46Speaker 1: you are very progressive.
- 41:48Speaker 2: She's progressive and a genius genus. This is such a
- 41:51Speaker 2: fun question for all three. If you got to live
- 41:54Speaker 2: in a world from a movie slash TV show, where
- 41:57Speaker 2: would you want to live? I know this answer and
- 42:02Speaker 2: it's in the North Pole from the Santa Claus One
- 42:05Speaker 2: movie because that when I was a kid.
- 42:09Speaker 1: The hot Chocolate What about like why does it look
- 42:12Speaker 1: in like the little tiny shaken not stirred?
- 42:15Speaker 3: See? I thought you would like to be in what
- 42:19Speaker 3: was it called?
- 42:21Speaker 2: Yeah? Where do you want to be?
- 42:24Speaker 1: I want to live in family guy, it's very clean line.
- 42:27Speaker 4: I thought you would want to be the Truman Show
- 42:29Speaker 4: because then you're the star of the show and you
- 42:30Speaker 4: don't even know it.
- 42:31Speaker 1: What planet are you on that you think I want
- 42:34Speaker 1: to be the star of the show.
- 42:35Speaker 3: The truth.
- 42:37Speaker 2: This planet?
- 42:38Speaker 3: Guess where I would live? Where Charlie's Chocolate Factory Number
- 42:42Speaker 3: two though, Oh, that is.
- 42:43Speaker 2: The scariest location with the scary people and the chocolate
- 42:52Speaker 2: fountain that you could get stuck in and die.
- 42:55Speaker 3: Well, like I wouldn't be diving into like you know, I.
- 42:58Speaker 1: Would never want to live there. I would never want
- 43:01Speaker 1: to live there. And it looks it looks sticky, very sticky.
- 43:06Speaker 1: I co signed, I'd want to live where you'd want
- 43:08Speaker 1: to live just because, No, it's so warm.
- 43:12Speaker 2: It's so warm inside.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Didn't you see how warm they look?
- 43:15Speaker 2: They look so warm. And the reindeer and the and
- 43:18Speaker 2: the Christmas.
- 43:19Speaker 1: Song, giant bed in the cozy pajamas in the sleigh.
- 43:23Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna get sick of it after a year.
- 43:25Speaker 4: I got many rooms I can go into, and.
- 43:28Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to be in any of those rooms.
- 43:30Speaker 1: You can have Charlie's chocolates or or I would want
- 43:33Speaker 1: to live in the house that Cameron Diaz lives in
- 43:36Speaker 1: in the Holiday.
- 43:37Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one.
- 43:38Speaker 1: The one with the blackout. Yes, And I love I
- 43:42Speaker 1: love when. What's the actress's name rose from Titanic? What
- 43:46Speaker 1: is her name? Why?
- 43:47Speaker 2: Oh it's Kate Winslet.
- 43:50Speaker 1: Kate Winslet. When she looks at the clock and it's
- 43:54Speaker 1: daytime in La where she is, and she's like accounts
- 43:57Speaker 1: and she's like three or like two eight m in London,
- 44:00Speaker 1: and then she like presses the blackout and it goes
- 44:02Speaker 1: down and she just sinks into the bad. I'm like, oh,
- 44:06Speaker 1: I don't know, that is my dream.
- 44:10Speaker 3: I love it to go go.
- 44:12Speaker 2: No, I'm just gonna say, I love that. You're saying
- 44:14Speaker 2: the most realistic thing right now. You can have that.
- 44:16Speaker 3: I'm gonna she does have that.
- 44:18Speaker 2: What were you gonna say?
- 44:19Speaker 4: I've never met anyone who loves to go home and
- 44:22Speaker 4: go to bed.
- 44:23Speaker 1: Let me tell you, let me educate you. My body
- 44:27Speaker 1: and my eyes are exhausted. My mind is on one
- 44:31Speaker 1: hundred running a marathon. So in order for me to
- 44:36Speaker 1: quiet the mind, yes, I may have to ask Unison
- 44:40Speaker 1: for a bit of help, all right, I dare you.
- 44:44Speaker 1: I wish a motherfucker would all right if.
- 44:47Speaker 3: You were popping the unism at ten, I didn't let it.
- 44:50Speaker 1: Sometimes I sometimes I do. It's not always at eight?
- 44:55Speaker 3: Sometimes is it five? Remember when did I do that?
- 44:59Speaker 3: When the time change?
- 45:04Speaker 2: After Bravo con Sometimes you need a little help, and
- 45:07Speaker 2: that's okay.
- 45:08Speaker 1: I was exhausted after I was done, and then you
- 45:11Speaker 1: just literally yeah, I was like we're done here and
- 45:15Speaker 1: were tod.
- 45:16Speaker 2: And we weren't done because we just kept Lala just
- 45:19Speaker 2: had to keep working. If you could listen to one
- 45:21Speaker 2: song on loop for the rest of your life, which
- 45:25Speaker 2: song would it be? And it could only be that song?
- 45:28Speaker 1: Oh, I think I would have I think I would just.
- 45:34Speaker 3: Noises.
- 45:35Speaker 2: Look at this phone. Of course.
- 45:38Speaker 1: I don't think I could listen to anything the world.
- 45:41Speaker 2: This is the way I live because it did.
- 45:48Speaker 1: I couldn't listen to any any that I could watch
- 45:51Speaker 1: TV on loop. If you could, just if you could
- 45:54Speaker 1: loop season seven or season six of Steinfeld on Loop,
- 45:58Speaker 1: then we're all good.
- 46:00Speaker 2: I think, guy, what about Johnny Dang?
- 46:06Speaker 4: I promise you go listen to that loop on two
- 46:08Speaker 4: times you're done?
- 46:09Speaker 2: Maybe it would be like a relaxing soundtrack, like woods
- 46:13Speaker 2: and like white noise.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that would even make me go insane.
- 46:17Speaker 4: I think white noise mm hmm, see not me. I
- 46:20Speaker 4: think like like the ocean crashing on like a beach.
- 46:23Speaker 3: I could listen to all.
- 46:24Speaker 1: Day, like the Shills unnatural.
- 46:27Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, when days get tough, work, stuff life, how
- 46:32Speaker 2: do the three of you help one another out? And
- 46:34Speaker 2: she put a smiley face.
- 46:36Speaker 1: I mean Eastern and my mom. They take ocean off
- 46:38Speaker 1: of my hands while I go and work. So honestly,
- 46:41Speaker 1: the only thing I want to do when I get
- 46:42Speaker 1: home is just like be in their presence, whether it's
- 46:45Speaker 1: watching a movie, playing the Nintendo Switch.
- 46:47Speaker 3: Which has been tough now because Obo wants to play
- 46:50Speaker 3: all the time too.
- 46:51Speaker 2: Does she play?
- 46:52Speaker 3: Yeah? She played mine the other day.
- 46:57Speaker 1: I mean she's not good, Yeah, but she knows how
- 46:59Speaker 1: to move around and John winning gathering stars by any
- 47:04Speaker 1: means she's running forward.
- 47:07Speaker 2: Oh well, I love that, love that all of us.
- 47:12Speaker 1: What do you do?
- 47:14Speaker 2: You know you two helped me out well? East and
- 47:17Speaker 2: I say he's the glue that holds the family together,
- 47:19Speaker 2: because he really is. If I ever need any help
- 47:22Speaker 2: at the office, I say Eastern and he's right there.
- 47:25Speaker 2: Ye and Law just same, the glue that holds me
- 47:28Speaker 2: together as a human. So there we go. How do
- 47:31Speaker 2: you have work and life balance working with your good friend? Oh,
- 47:36Speaker 2: working with your good friend and employing her.
- 47:38Speaker 3: Is that me?
- 47:40Speaker 1: I'm also employing this one?
- 47:42Speaker 2: Is that us? And the mom and mom? You can
- 47:45Speaker 2: find working life balance with that? Actually, because what did
- 47:51Speaker 2: you just do? We got that? Please cut to her
- 47:56Speaker 2: while we're talking it was just a look.
- 47:57Speaker 1: She gave you.
- 47:59Speaker 3: Oh, trust me.
- 48:01Speaker 1: Lighting him on fire with my pupils.
- 48:06Speaker 2: Can we edit in lasers.
- 48:08Speaker 3: If we don't need to.
- 48:10Speaker 1: I love you so much I do.
- 48:12Speaker 3: Yeah, I.
- 48:18Speaker 1: Just tell you've already ripped into me. I'm just telling you.
- 48:20Speaker 1: The people who listen to the podcast, they're so sensitive
- 48:24Speaker 1: whatever you say. Can I tell you the story about
- 48:26Speaker 1: how my mom was like, we're washing your mouths out
- 48:28Speaker 1: with so literally just trying to get ocean to like
- 48:31Speaker 1: fear us obviously like God and everyone really believe that.
- 48:37Speaker 1: Apparently they did. Like someone told me, don't ever do that.
- 48:40Speaker 1: I got CPS called on me and I.
- 48:42Speaker 3: Was like, well, what were you doing?
- 48:44Speaker 1: I got real, really serious.
- 48:47Speaker 2: I got my mouth washed out soap and I'm fine.
- 48:50Speaker 2: My hair's falling out now, so maybe that's what it's caused.
- 48:53Speaker 2: Other than that, we're good.
- 48:55Speaker 1: I love it.
- 48:56Speaker 2: We have time for one more, one more, and I'm
- 48:58Speaker 2: gonna see what the most recent one is, and it
- 49:02Speaker 2: is boring, boring, So I'm gonna find a better.
- 49:06Speaker 3: W the boring one and read the name aloud.
- 49:08Speaker 2: No drag them if you will. Oh, this is fun.
- 49:13Speaker 2: I like this. Let's end on this. Do you consider
- 49:15Speaker 2: yourself a more strict or laid back type of parent,
- 49:18Speaker 2: and why.
- 49:20Speaker 1: I am not strict. It's the only part in my
- 49:23Speaker 1: life where I'm I consider myself relatively chill. Where it's like,
- 49:29Speaker 1: if she wants to not take a nap whatever, I'm
- 49:32Speaker 1: not gonna fight her on it. Like she's such a
- 49:35Speaker 1: personality and so strong that she's the only person who
- 49:41Speaker 1: can go toes with me and actually win, like she
- 49:46Speaker 1: the girl got stamina. Like it makes me a littired.
- 49:50Speaker 1: So I lay down the law, right, But things like
- 49:54Speaker 1: I pick my battles. I'm like, this is not this
- 49:57Speaker 1: is not make or break who my.
- 49:58Speaker 2: Child is, right right?
- 50:00Speaker 1: Like you punching Gigi over and over again, not on
- 50:04Speaker 1: my watch. But the girl wants to have, you know,
- 50:08Speaker 1: two cookies over one whatever. Yeah, so I would say
- 50:13Speaker 1: I'm more relaxed. I'd say you're more relaxed.
- 50:15Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never seen I mean, you be stern. I've
- 50:19Speaker 3: never seen you be strict. But she's an amazing kid, too,
- 50:22Speaker 3: are you.
- 50:23Speaker 1: She's very chill her.
- 50:25Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think anyone has to she she has
- 50:27Speaker 4: her moments, but she knows what she's doing.
- 50:29Speaker 3: She doesn't need like, yeah.
- 50:31Speaker 1: Like she knows when she's not supposed to do something.
- 50:33Speaker 1: I know, like you dead in your eyes while she
- 50:35Speaker 1: does it, and so I have to get Lala on
- 50:37Speaker 1: her at times where I go, I am not playing
- 50:40Speaker 1: with you anymore. I'm not playing with you, and I'm like, she.
- 50:46Speaker 4: She did it, She'll do it at the restaurant, and
- 50:47Speaker 4: I'm like, oh gosh, I just not yelling at us
- 50:49Speaker 4: in the restaurant.
- 50:50Speaker 2: She's going to give you stop you stop that.
- 50:54Speaker 1: You want to know who just arrived? Get him?
- 50:59Speaker 3: Are we doing that this morning?
- 51:00Speaker 1: It's so funny because Mom's the one that told me
- 51:02Speaker 1: not to use Santa anymore. Lisa's using Santa right now.
- 51:05Speaker 1: It's like the Savings Rail yesterday. I don't care what
- 51:09Speaker 1: anyone says at this point in time, at this age,
- 51:13Speaker 1: this stage that we're in, it is all about survival.
- 51:16Speaker 2: Y one hundred percent, and it works. We're getting I
- 51:21Speaker 2: saw it work this morning.
- 51:22Speaker 3: In two seconds, I'm getting a Santa. Claus.
- 51:24Speaker 1: No, I told him, I go the threats. She she
- 51:27Speaker 1: knows now, so get get the Santa. As Santa's coming
- 51:31Speaker 1: to the house the next time.
- 51:32Speaker 2: Please arrive, please also get me one, please, because Claus
- 51:36Speaker 2: I would know. I would like to be Santa Okay,
- 51:39Speaker 2: walk in ho ho ho. I am a laid back
- 51:44Speaker 2: parent with Margo. If anyone was curious, I am very
- 51:47Speaker 2: laid back and I feed her lots of treats and
- 51:51Speaker 2: Kyle yells me for it because he says she's getting weight.
- 51:54Speaker 2: But I'm very laid back.
- 51:55Speaker 1: That's very cute. Yeah, last thing, you want to tell
- 51:58Speaker 1: you what I did say to Ocean last night? Yes, no,
- 52:01Speaker 1: since we're on the you guys dressing up as Santa
- 52:03Speaker 1: Claus because you know, I need the threats are running out.
- 52:07Speaker 1: She still gets scared, but I need someone to arrive now.
- 52:10Speaker 1: But she did something last night where I was like done, okay, okay,
- 52:15Speaker 1: and I said, not only is Santa Claus gonna show up,
- 52:19Speaker 1: He's coming with the Grinch. He's taking it to the
- 52:21Speaker 1: North Pole, and you're gonna be making toys with the
- 52:24Speaker 1: elves this Christmas.
- 52:25Speaker 2: Instead, we brought kidnapping into a picture. Now, so excited
- 52:32Speaker 2: to see those comments. We go.
- 52:39Speaker 1: My face hurts. What a weird podcast. It's a little unstable,
- 52:43Speaker 1: but it's okay. You know, I said from the beginning,
- 52:46Speaker 1: this could go either way, you guys, I'm gonna go
- 52:53Speaker 1: enjoy Hawaii now. Happy birthday, Mom, I love you all,
- 52:56Speaker 1: Happy hump Day, and I will catch you next week.
- 52:59Speaker 1: Please be kind of comment section, and I don't have
- 53:01Speaker 1: anymore to battle y'all. Bye,