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What do you carry with you when you travel...? · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, wake up! Anele and the club on 947. So
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  Speaker 2: for the past two weeks, you know you go to
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  Speaker 2: a meeting and then you get to a place and
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  Speaker 2: people say, can we offer you anything to drink?
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  Speaker 3: And I say, can I please have, specifically, brew coffee...
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  Speaker 3: With Cremor.
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  Speaker 1: You mentioned it twice this week.
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  Speaker 2: In front of you.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I like. I like to drink coffee as coffee.
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  Speaker 3: And I know it's not coffee. Coffee lover is going
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  Speaker 3: to come.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, it's chicory, whatever chicory is. Well, chicory, chicory shot.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Chicory what?
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  Speaker 2: Chicory, chicory shot. And I've actually resorted to carrying my
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  Speaker 2: own little.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know those little sachets? And we used to have
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  Speaker 3: them here at the building. We used to have the
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  Speaker 3: re-coffee ones and the green water ones and you mix
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  Speaker 3: it for yourself because sometimes that's just what I want.
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  Speaker 3: So I've resorted to traveling with them by myself, the
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  Speaker 3: little sachets, so that I do not put anyone out
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  Speaker 3: where I ask for something and.
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  Speaker 2: They do not have it.
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  Speaker 3: And I am pretty sure I am not the only
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  Speaker 3: person who does that. Because you're just so used to
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  Speaker 3: asking for this thing, and it's just never there.
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  Speaker 2: So you just carry it in your handbag or.
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  Speaker 3: In your briefcase or in your backpack or whatever, just
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  Speaker 3: so you can always have what you want to drink.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's a pretty unusual request.
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  Speaker 5: When you said that, I was like, when did you
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  Speaker 5: have someone ask for Recoffee and Cremora?
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  Speaker 2: It's such a.
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  Speaker 4: Specific thing because, like you were saying, in the conversation
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  Speaker 4: about coffee and whatever, apparently that's not what's supposed to
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  Speaker 4: come up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's because you guys got fancy.
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  Speaker 3: Starbucks came, Seattle came, Vida came, and you guys never
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  Speaker 3: looked back.
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  Speaker 2: And you forgot who raised you.
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  Speaker 4: I love Recoffee.
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  Speaker 3: You forgot who raised you because Recoffee raised you.
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  Speaker 4: It's true.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: It's true.
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  Speaker 2: So now why are we discarding it?
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  Speaker 1: So you're choosing to travel with it.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely. When you go somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: And I have a feeling this is not only travel far.
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  Speaker 5: This is if you're just traveling across town.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Just in case.
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  Speaker 3: Even if I'm going to someone's house, it's in my bag. Also,
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  Speaker 3: cremora as well, because sometimes I don't want milk.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: There's that specific taste you want. Do you know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying?
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  Speaker 4: Like a coffee crema.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 4: That brings back memories. Red Coffee, Ellis Brown.
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  Speaker 2: Those girls.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to call him Elias Brown, but there
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  Speaker 3: we go.
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  Speaker 1: But I know that you and I are the same
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  Speaker 1: with this as well. Whenever we travel, I always take
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  Speaker 1: an extra plug.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: For, you know, one of the plugs for next to
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  Speaker 5: your bed. Because in any place you're staying in, you
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  Speaker 5: always run a risk that they won't have two prongs
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  Speaker 5: or one two prong and a three or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Or the one they do have is by the TV
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  Speaker 3: underneath the study desk and it's housing a lamp.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say, I carry an extension. I
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  Speaker 4: see the plug, but you do need like an extension cord. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: because the plug is so far. How long?
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  Speaker 2: Depends.
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  Speaker 4: Depends. Not long enough to raise alarm, but just long
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  Speaker 4: enough to be able to, like, charge my gadgets from
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  Speaker 4: a comfortable position. Because think about it. How many of
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  Speaker 4: us sit at that stupid little table in the hotel
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  Speaker 4: room and do any sort of work? It's the least
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  Speaker 4: comfortable spot in the room. That's wild.
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  Speaker 2: I respect you.
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  Speaker 4: That and my own bottled water.
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  Speaker 2: All the time. Without fail.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Without fail.
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  Speaker 4: Every day, everywhere I go, I bring my own water
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  Speaker 4: because I can't trust you people.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a specific kind of water?
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  Speaker 4: Yes. It's literally always the same brand.
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  Speaker 1: The same brand, same bottle. That's what you travel with.
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  Speaker 4: Because you get to places, you go, and now you
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  Speaker 4: guys have put your name on it. So I'm not
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  Speaker 4: sure if it's really bottled water or if you had
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  Speaker 4: Frankie at the tap outside refilling these bottles.
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  Speaker 3: And what liter are you looking at?
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  Speaker 2: 500 ml? This is a liter.
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  Speaker 4: Believe it or not, I am hydrated.
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  Speaker 2: We know.
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  Speaker 3: No one that's snappy could pull it off without being
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  Speaker 3: fully hydrated.
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  Speaker 6: 011-8838-947.
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  Speaker 3: This can be about your mom. You can tell us
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  Speaker 3: about your parents. You can tell us about yourself. Adults,
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  Speaker 3: you can tell us about yourselves as well. What do
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  Speaker 3: you always travel with? Because you just don't want to
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  Speaker 3: be let down.
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  Speaker 2: When you're there.
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  Speaker 3: Like for instance, we know somebody who travels with their
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  Speaker 3: own fresh pack of rooibos.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because even if they're traveling internationally, they don't want
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  Speaker 5: to risk whatever rooibos there is.
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  Speaker 2: Especially internationally.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because imagine British Airways, they're guilty of those.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, oh, can I have tea? They're like, yes,
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  Speaker 3: but you like English tea? Because they're like, no, do
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  Speaker 3: you guys have rooibos?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, what's that? Red tea?
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  Speaker 2: And you're just like, oh, you know what? Here's a teabag, man.
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  Speaker 2: Just give me the water.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. 011-8838-947.
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  Speaker 3: Is it your own two-pronged little plug there?
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  Speaker 2: Is it your own extension cord? Is it your own coffee?
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  Speaker 5: Do you travel with your own spices? I know people
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  Speaker 5: who go away for the weekend, but they take their
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  Speaker 5: own spices because they can't risk. That the shop, even
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  Speaker 5: if there is a shop there, they can't risk that
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  Speaker 5: they don't have the spice that they want.
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  Speaker 3: You won't catch me in another country without aromat.
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  Speaker 2: No thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Bringing your substandard flavored food here. No thank you.
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  Speaker 2: 084-0000-947. Send us voice notes there as well.
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  Speaker 3: This is a nice way for us to get to
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  Speaker 3: know you better.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because let's say in the event that we ever have
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  Speaker 2: to gift you. Now we know.
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  Speaker 1: Now we know.
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  Speaker 2: Now we know.
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  Speaker 4: So I always travel with my own blanket.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little blanket, but it works. I always take
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  Speaker 2: my own glasses with me.
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  Speaker 3: So depending on what I'm drinking on the day, I'll
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  Speaker 3: have that particular glass. So if I decide I'll have
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  Speaker 3: like white wine, I'll bring my own white wine glass.
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  Speaker 6: I love Greek coffee. In fact, when I went to
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  Speaker 6: visit Germany for like three weeks, I took Greek coffee
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  Speaker 6: with me and the Germans were horrified.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, the lady who travels with her own glasses, I
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  Speaker 3: have a friend like that.
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  Speaker 2: He's got, we call it his assassin kit.
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  Speaker 3: You know, like assassins with those in the movies.
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  Speaker 4: The knives and the guns.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they've got those little suitcases.
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  Speaker 3: He's got something like that, and it's got glasses and
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  Speaker 3: white wine glasses. And everywhere he goes, it doesn't matter
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  Speaker 3: if it's a pariah at Zoo Lake. It doesn't matter
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  Speaker 3: if it's a party with the president. He has his
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  Speaker 3: glasses all the time.
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  Speaker 2: So precious. Good morning, Kolisa.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm on Kodisa's side, right? I've got friends
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  Speaker 4: who drink wine and they always complain about, they call
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  Speaker 4: them catering glasses.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: The ones with the very thick stem. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: The weapons. I call them weapons. Those things. One knock
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  Speaker 2: to their head. That's it with you. Good morning.
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  Speaker 8: First time on the radio.
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  Speaker 9: First time on the radio.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: I know in the club, I just want.
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  Speaker 9: To say that I feel so validated about the real coffee.
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  Speaker 9: The only thing is that I prefer it with fresh milk, hot,
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  Speaker 9: fresh milk. I always carry it everywhere. But this past weekend,
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  Speaker 9: we traveled to my in-laws and I forgot to carry
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  Speaker 9: it in my bag.
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  Speaker 7: I was so sad when Everyone else was having Jacobs,
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  Speaker 7: and I was just not in the mood for Jacobs.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, look, I can mess around and land on Jacobs,
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  Speaker 3: as long as it's instant coffee. Like, I can do
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  Speaker 3: the Nescafe, I can do the Jacobs.
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  Speaker 2: I prefer the re-coffee taste, but I'm not that picky.
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  Speaker 3: It's just that everyone in the world thinks we all
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  Speaker 3: want filter coffee.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry that we're so low class.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry.
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  Speaker 9: And you know what's funny? My friends find that funny
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  Speaker 9: that I used to be in the hospitality industry. I
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  Speaker 9: studied at a hotel school. So they always give me
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  Speaker 9: those weird looks when I ask for the coffee at
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  Speaker 9: their houses. They're like, Ma'am, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my one friend actually gifted me these, like an array.
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  Speaker 2: Of Kenyan coffee.
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  Speaker 10: She was like, friend.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, blends.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, blends.
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  Speaker 3: This is Kenyan. It's from the mountains of Diani. There's
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  Speaker 3: no mountains in Diani.
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  Speaker 5: I'm lying.
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  Speaker 2: She gave this long array. I said, great stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know where it is? They're sitting in the counter,
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  Speaker 3: on my counter at the house.
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  Speaker 1: Because.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know where to start.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is the thing.
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  Speaker 5: If you come to my house, I've spent so much
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  Speaker 5: money on a bean-to-cup machine.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Now I must do re-coffee for you. With my kettle.
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  Speaker 3: Frankie, that's more time for me and you to spend together,
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  Speaker 3: my friend. Because then you guys sit there and you're
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  Speaker 3: brewing it. Like, oh, it's just brewing. You need to
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  Speaker 3: give it eight and a half minutes. Like, it feels
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  Speaker 3: like I'm visiting a drug lab. Why is there like
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  Speaker 3: a thing with tubes and there's a cup waiting at
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  Speaker 3: the end?
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  Speaker 4: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Not a drug lab. Rilewuhile, you're in Western Aria. Good morning.
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  Speaker 8: Morning, Annalena Club.
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  Speaker 2: Morning.
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  Speaker 9: How are you? I'm good, thanks.
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  Speaker 8: How are you guys?
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  Speaker 3: We are curious as to what you always travel with
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  Speaker 3: because you're just avoiding disappointment.
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  Speaker 8: So, I only travel with a bottle of mayonnaise.
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  Speaker 1: How big is the bottle and what kind?
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  Speaker 10: Very big.
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  Speaker 8: So, it's like the 500 ml Nola Tangy mayonnaise. Because
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  Speaker 8: every time I go visit, people will tell you that
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  Speaker 8: the mayonnaise is for salads. If they're making potato salads
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  Speaker 8: or coleslaw and anything like that. But I can have
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  Speaker 8: a savory dish without a mayonnaise. So, I always carry
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  Speaker 8: it with me.
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  Speaker 2: So, you eat everything with mayonnaise?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 8: Be it eggs, be it stew, everything with mayonnaise.
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  Speaker 4: Are you one of those people who have, like, a
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  Speaker 4: spoonful of mayo and you work it into, like, you
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  Speaker 4: mix it with your rice and meat and whatever?
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen that messy combo.
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  Speaker 2: Everything of yours, geek host, look.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, everything. It wasn't a thing, man.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but wait.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, wait.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 3: Your mayonnaise, are you sometimes mixing it with like a
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  Speaker 3: bit of sriracha sauce to give it a different flavor
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  Speaker 3: or maybe a bit of soy sauce to give it
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  Speaker 3: another flavor or just mayonnaise?
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  Speaker 9: Strictly mayonnaise, one way.
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  Speaker 4: But I get you.
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  Speaker 1: I get you, Lofilia, because you said Nola.
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  Speaker 5: Because nothing is most disappointing when you get to a
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  Speaker 5: place and they've used a kind of mayonnaise you don't like, right?
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  Speaker 5: So you're so excited and now it's Hellmann's because Hellmann's
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  Speaker 5: is very different.
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  Speaker 1: Different taste, different texture, different everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that Hellmann's one, that's the one, the blue one, eh?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bit creamy, like a whippy creamy to be
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  Speaker 3: a mayonnaise though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's what the hell they make it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, while we're here, the only real mayonnaise is
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  Speaker 4: cross and black.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that, you've started the mayonnaise wars. Now we're
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  Speaker 3: going to get it. I can just check people sitting
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  Speaker 3: voiceless now.
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  Speaker 2: All of you are speaking rubbish.
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  Speaker 10: This is the one.
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  Speaker 3: They're known as one of the red top.
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  Speaker 2: It's quite, yeah. Do you know, it's stiff. It's stiff.
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  Speaker 2: It's thick, okay. Really thick.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it's thick.
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  Speaker 3: Some other mayonnaise, you plonk it on and they run down.
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  Speaker 2: The Nona one, you put it on and it sends
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  Speaker 2: that attention. It's ready for the job. It's ready for
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  Speaker 2: the job.
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  Speaker 6: My mom travels with a pink sauce from Spur. She
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  Speaker 6: would be very polite when she gets to a bar
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  Speaker 6: and ask people, do you perhaps have Spur pink sauce?
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  Speaker 6: And when they say no, she conveniently pulls it out
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  Speaker 6: of her purse.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, Officer Mgudwa.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: My wife, my beautiful darling, she travels with a pillow.
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  Speaker 2: For me, it's sunlight green bars.
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  Speaker 7: Because my skin is very sensitive and most households, they
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  Speaker 7: don't use it anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I'm guilty of carrying my spices.
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  Speaker 8: Because what do you mean now I get to a
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  Speaker 8: place and then you have Raja Medium, Jo?
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  Speaker 2: Not Raja Medium. Catching flames here. I want to go
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  Speaker 2: back to the pillow one.
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  Speaker 3: You know that on Monday, I did consider.
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  Speaker 2: Coming with my road trip pillow.
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  Speaker 4: Bringing it with you.
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  Speaker 2: And then I thought the folks from BMW are going
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  Speaker 2: to be like, ah, and then?
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  Speaker 1: You know, the iX3 has got massage seats. Why have
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  Speaker 1: you got a pillow?
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  Speaker 2: Why have you got a pillow, woman? I promise you.
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  Speaker 2: It was like, should I, shouldn't I, should I, shouldn't I?
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  Speaker 3: The pillow thing I can get, some people just want
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  Speaker 3: to lay their head on their own comfort, regardless of
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  Speaker 3: where they are in the world.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, pillow is very specific and you get so used
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  Speaker 4: to it. That's the issue.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're in a really fancy hotel and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: these pillows are rubbish.
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  Speaker 3: But also, traveling with your own pillow also indicates that
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  Speaker 3: you are in a stable relationship.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Explain that.
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  Speaker 3: People who end up sleeping in different beds. You don't
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  Speaker 3: have the luxury of your own pillow.
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  Speaker 4: You don't know what a normal pillow is.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I see what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: Roman, you're in Brandberg. Good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning. How are you guys?
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  Speaker 2: Good. How are you, Roman?
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  Speaker 7: I am great, thanks.
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  Speaker 2: That's quite a name you have there.
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  Speaker 3: Forever.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know. It's 30 for another day.
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  Speaker 2: Please take her number. Another day is going to be tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Roman.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so what do you always travel with?
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  Speaker 7: First of all, first time in the radio.
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  Speaker 10: First time in the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Inside it. Inside, my girl.
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  Speaker 7: So this is what I do. I travel with food
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  Speaker 7: for kids wherever I go. I have to have a
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  Speaker 7: mashed potato and green beans and I have to have
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  Speaker 7: pumpkin for my kids all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Are they picky eaters?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And they just.
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  Speaker 7: Can't just eat anyone's food. Like maybe we go and neighbors,
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  Speaker 7: they've got braai or something and they offer them a plate.
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  Speaker 10: They don't take it.
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  Speaker 2: They won't.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And how old are they?
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  Speaker 7: I've got a four-year-old and a 13-year-old.
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  Speaker 2: Even the 13-year-old is picky.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Trust me.
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  Speaker 1: So someone offers that 13-year-old a pizza.
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  Speaker 4: They say, no, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have mine.
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  Speaker 2: Mashed potatoes. Exactly.
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  Speaker 7: So we always communicate with eyes. They will look at me.
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  Speaker 7: If my eyes go left or right, they know that
• 13:39
  Speaker 7: it's a no-no.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Where did they get this from? Are you a picky eater?
• 13:47
  Speaker 7: I think not really from their dead. I think even
• 13:51
  Speaker 7: where I grew up, like my mom was that person
• 13:54
  Speaker 7: who will communicate with eyes if we are visiting or
• 13:57
  Speaker 7: something somehow. So he will just, yeah.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: No, now your kids have adopted, you guys going to
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: Limpopo and scared that somebody wants to be with you.
• 14:04
  Speaker 7: And I'm actually from, originally from Limpopo.
• 14:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: This behavior has got Limpopo written all over it.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Those people do not eat at other people's houses. And
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: she's right about it. It's the eye and then it's
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: the tilt head. You're like, okay, meet me at the car.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Then we'd all go to the car and then we
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: eat at the car.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: And then when we're full, we go back to the party.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: No.
• 14:24
  Speaker 10: We don't eat in the car.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: You will not poison us. This is so wild. Guys,
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: the Secret Service thinks that they can protect presidents. They
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: must come to us.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Come to Limpopo.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't get to 42 for nothing. This is years
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: and years of knowing. We'll wrap it up in Swaziland.
• 14:43
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: How?
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Good morning. Hi, Anil in the club. How are you?
• 14:51
  Speaker 10: I can't believe this.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: I'm in shock.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: We can't believe it.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: We can't believe that somebody's calling us from Eswatini.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Where about Eswatini are you calling us from?
• 15:00
  Speaker 10: You guys would not know. I'm in the middle of nowhere.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: On a farm.
• 15:04
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 15:06
  Speaker 10: Because it's that farm life. We got old and we
• 15:09
  Speaker 10: got tired of the hustle and bustle of the city.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Also, okay, marriage. That's why you're there.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: So were you in South Africa and then you guys
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: were looking for a farm and you found one, Eswatini?
• 15:22
  Speaker 10: No, I'm Swazi.
• 15:24
  Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: So you listened to us from... How did you start
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: listening to 947? Don't you guys have Eswatini FM?
• 15:31
  Speaker 10: I can't compare. There is no comparison.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I've got to ask, what are you doing on the farm?
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Are you growing? Are you cattle?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 15:40
  Speaker 10: No, I do culture. Vegetables.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Vegetables.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Vegetables.
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Wonderful.
• 15:47
  Speaker 10: Sorry, I just was not expecting this story.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Dude, we are both just as shocked. Okay, this is wonderful.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for calling us. Give her a bow, bow, bow.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: That is an international bow, bow, bow, bow. Talk to us, Mal.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: What do you always travel with when you do leave Eswagini?
• 16:08
  Speaker 9: Aramid.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: I don't grow like.
• 16:09
  Speaker 10: It's aramid.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: No, I get you.
• 16:12
  Speaker 10: I can't do a breakfast anywhere without aramid. There's no
• 16:16
  Speaker 10: way you can eat the eggs.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Dude, people make eggs and you're like, aramati, fafa, nyana.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: And they're just like, no, it's fine. We've got our
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: own spice.
• 16:23
  Speaker 10: And then they put salt and pepper.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Death. And you just, ah, no.
• 16:28
  Speaker 10: I can't. You can't eat an egg without aramati. You
• 16:31
  Speaker 10: just can't.
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: Absolutely.
• 16:32
  Speaker 10: Whether it's poached, scrambled, I don't care.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: Boiled.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Everything.
• 16:37
  Speaker 10: The fancy one with the hollandaise sauce.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, Benedict. Ex-Benedict.
• 16:43
  Speaker 10: If it's an egg that's that's not been mixed with
• 16:47
  Speaker 10: anything else just an egg it needs aromatics.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Mal I've got to say for someone in Swaziland living
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: on a farm you're all well travelled poached eggs there
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: hollandaise sauce doesn't matter doesn't matter where in the world
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: I fly to with my private jet you've got to
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: have got to have the aromatics private.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Jet are you one of the wives.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Sorry Frankie said you travel in a private jet so
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: I want to know are you one of the wives No, no, no, no.
• 17:15
  Speaker 10: Just a girl.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Just a girl.
• 17:18
  Speaker 10: I'm not an Ngozi Gazi.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, not an Ngozi Gazi then.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: All hail Kingdom Swati. Listen, Mal, thank you so much.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: You've literally made our day. That's amazing. Thank you so much.
• 17:28
  Speaker 10: No, you guys have made my day. Thank you so much. Hi, Tindigile.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Tindigile, he stepped out. We'll pass the message on. You
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: must recruit more people there from Asatini to listen to us.
• 17:39
  Speaker 10: Oh, we're spending.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, do it. And then maybe we'll come and do
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: an event there.
• 17:45
  Speaker 10: Definitely, you should.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 17:47
  Speaker 10: We have a huge fan base here.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: That's so cool.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, bye. That is amazing.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Guys, like, that's wild.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Let's go there.
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: That's wild.
• 17:58
  Speaker 9: Take it by now.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Back to making your morning. Back on LA and the club.
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: I love this show.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: On 947.