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Misbehaving | Son of a Boy Dad #311 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Alrighty, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Someone offers you a Reese's cup and twenty dollars.
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  Speaker 1: And participating McDonald's for a Twix bar and twenty five
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  Speaker 1: dollars ESEs every time, and it's not close at all.
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  Speaker 1: With less money, yes, with enough money that you can,
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  Speaker 1: I would take the Reeses.
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  Speaker 2: I would take the rises with zero dollars over the
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  Speaker 2: twigs with twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: You hate twigs that much.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a Twix guy.
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  Speaker 5: Twigs is one of those foods that I take a
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  Speaker 5: bite of and I'm like that hurt my teeth.
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  Speaker 1: Calling twigs of food is funny too.
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  Speaker 5: I Hey, one of those candy, one of them candies,
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  Speaker 5: one of those one of the essential food groups.
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  Speaker 3: I got.
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  Speaker 2: I got nasty with the candy last night. I haven't
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  Speaker 2: had so. I haven't had gummies in probably.
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  Speaker 3: Like two months, you've been off the gummies.
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  Speaker 2: I've been off the gummies completely.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's one thing that we all like.
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  Speaker 3: We all like gummies. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So I've been off the gummies for a while because, uh,
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  Speaker 5: they're not good for you. They're probably really bad for you.
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  Speaker 5: So I had stopped eating them. But then last night
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  Speaker 5: I picked out and I got a I got those
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  Speaker 5: sweet tart ropes, and my god, were they incredible. Like
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  Speaker 5: I got I was like, I'm just gonna have like two,
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  Speaker 5: toss the rest of them. You know, I had the
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  Speaker 5: whole bag, and I really didn't feel bad about it
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  Speaker 5: at all. I didn't feel bad about it because I
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  Speaker 5: was like, I haven't had gummies in a while, and also.
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  Speaker 2: These are fucking incredible. There's no way I'm eating one
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  Speaker 2: of these things.
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  Speaker 3: How all they had to do was come up with
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  Speaker 3: the term cheat day, and then we all just all
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  Speaker 3: of a sudden, we're like, well, at least once in
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  Speaker 3: a while, I can have four pints of ice co oh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the father of the cheat day? I wonder who
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  Speaker 1: came up with that brilliant marketing phrase. Yeah he was
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  Speaker 1: the Yeah, but he wasn't the original. Oh he created
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  Speaker 1: he made it a hot song? Who made it a
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  Speaker 1: hot line?
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of hot song, do you see Will Smith is
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  Speaker 2: making new music?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like really bad. I don't think it's
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  Speaker 1: that bad.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see a Pretty Women one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was fine.
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  Speaker 2: That was one of the worst songs I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 1: What, Like, what's what's the difference between that and like
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  Speaker 1: any other song where someone's like, I like lots of girls.
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  Speaker 2: That song sounded like it would be like a theme song,
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  Speaker 2: like a game show.
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  Speaker 1: They said, if you speed it up to one point
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  Speaker 1: twenty five or slow it down to point seventy five,
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  Speaker 1: it's better. It fixes it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just like I don't know, like, is Will
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  Speaker 5: Smith okay? Do you think because like recently, like everything
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  Speaker 5: I see him in it, he kind of gives the
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  Speaker 5: vibe like it's like someone who's like not doingthing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I mean, look at what happened.
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  Speaker 2: Did you dude? I read that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if this is true, but I read
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  Speaker 5: that he lost one billion dollars from the Chris Rocks Lab.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be surprised, and now he only has ten billion dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeh, I'd be surprised if that were true.
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  Speaker 5: I mean in terms in I could see it being
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  Speaker 5: in terms of like brand deals and sponsorships.
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  Speaker 3: You mean four other companies or something like that. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe I don't know that they said when Louis got
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  Speaker 5: in trouble, they said that he lost thirty million dollars.
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  Speaker 5: He said, he lost thirty million dollars. But that has
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  Speaker 5: to be in like potential earnings, right, it can't be
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  Speaker 5: your Actually.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think that was probably his movie deal. He
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  Speaker 3: probably had a holding deal, yeah, right, or development deal. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Will Smith probably had five two hundred million dollar movies
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  Speaker 1: or honestly he could have. Ye, I believe it.
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  Speaker 3: There was a period there from about I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: two thousand and five to two thousand and fifteen where
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  Speaker 3: I will I remember that that Hollywood would bet on
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  Speaker 3: Will Smith because any movie he was in, as they
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  Speaker 3: would put it, would open, yeah, like they He never
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  Speaker 3: he never flopped his movies, no matter what it was.
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  Speaker 3: Every movie. I think it was ten years before that
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  Speaker 3: was a blockbuster hit.
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  Speaker 2: I think that didn't end until until the slap happened.
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  Speaker 3: But he that's the thing though, he did some movies
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  Speaker 3: well before that where you were like, oh he was
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  Speaker 3: in that there were some bad ones.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I could see that. But I mean like
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  Speaker 2: that that.
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  Speaker 5: S of the Serena Williams that came out that year
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  Speaker 5: was supposed to be great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he got nominated for it. It was pretty well.
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  Speaker 2: He won.
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  Speaker 3: He won Best.
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  Speaker 1: After the Slap, Yeah, Supporting.
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  Speaker 2: I think he won Actor.
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  Speaker 5: Come on, it was like the end of the I
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  Speaker 5: think he won the last award of the night because
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  Speaker 5: that was the whole controversial part was that he was
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  Speaker 5: out like partying the whole.
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  Speaker 1: Night, getting tapped up because he didn't care.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 1: I think that he's probably got it worse than Diddy
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  Speaker 1: right now. He's down worse than Diddy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about I'm just seeing will Smith in
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  Speaker 2: a lot of situations where you're going that's only I know,
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  Speaker 2: like the he's doing like the ship that like.
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  Speaker 3: Steve O did before he went to rehab.
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  Speaker 5: No, like comedians do. Like he's doing like fucking like
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  Speaker 5: the like the random interviews on the street and stuff
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  Speaker 5: and like setting that up with like a booker and
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  Speaker 5: like going and filming like TikTok videos and you're like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: aren't you like an A list movie star, Like you
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  Speaker 5: don't see Leonardo DiCaprio going on like hot Ones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but Leonardo DiCaprio never punched Damy Schumer in
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  Speaker 3: the face after winning for you know, fucking whatever that
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  Speaker 3: movie was that he won for.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, just I'm just all I'm saying is
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  Speaker 5: if you see Will Smith doing fucking man on the
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  Speaker 5: street in Washington Square Park, don't be surprised.
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  Speaker 1: He kind of has this energy that I remember from
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  Speaker 1: a kid in my grade school who was clearly gay,
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  Speaker 1: but like to the eighth grade dance, he was trying
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  Speaker 1: to like prove he wasn't gay, So he wore a
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  Speaker 1: hoodless sweatshirt that just said NFL on it.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, rules it did rule. I would get one
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  Speaker 2: of those.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's very rob low, but like he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: you get it because it's like kind of funny and ironic, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like the whole league, And he got it because like
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  Speaker 1: it was his best chance to be like I actually
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  Speaker 1: like football. I'm actually one of you guys. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's what Will Smith is trying to do.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I'm one of I'm doing the things that
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  Speaker 1: people do who are like normal celebrities that are beloved
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  Speaker 1: by everyone. You can't on slap a rock.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't unslap rock and you can't unrecord pretty
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  Speaker 5: Women or whatever that song was called.
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  Speaker 2: How does it go? It's like, I like pretty Women?
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  Speaker 1: Where's the miss.
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  Speaker 3: You? So you?
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  Speaker 5: That's a chat GBT song, That's what that was, the
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  Speaker 5: chat GBT.
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  Speaker 2: I like pretty I mean that's gonna be one of
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  Speaker 2: those things. Like Will Smith's manager was probably like, would
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  Speaker 2: you want to go back to music? He was probably
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  Speaker 2: like is it that bad? And they were like, that's
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  Speaker 2: all you've got left his music?
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  Speaker 1: Well, music, you can control everything. What are you going
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  Speaker 1: to do a stand up?
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  Speaker 3: You know, he is only one good movie away though
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  Speaker 3: from people not giving a ship.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if he'll get put in another big
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  Speaker 2: movie that his image.
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  Speaker 3: Is so tarnished, of course, but you know he does
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  Speaker 3: like an indie movie that is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: He's gonna have to do like an NYU student film.
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  Speaker 5: He's gonna have to work his way back up from
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  Speaker 5: the bottle.
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  Speaker 3: That's what Kevin Spacey is doing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's doing small probably like little shit.
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  Speaker 2: He's doing one of our he's doing out of order
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  Speaker 2: sketch with us.
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  Speaker 1: Then yeah, I think that the Red Table too.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, you're the youngest guy on set.
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  Speaker 1: The Red Table Talk really fucked Will Smith too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: remember what that was.
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  Speaker 3: That was right after the lap.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was way before the slap.
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  Speaker 2: Oh maybe maybe it just maybe I just saw it
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  Speaker 2: for the first time because.
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  Speaker 1: He was saying because that was what led to I
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  Speaker 1: think the slap because she was like, she said that
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  Speaker 1: she was fucking this dude, August Alcina.
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  Speaker 2: Well it wasn't she also fucking one of Jaden Smith's friends.
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  Speaker 1: That's August Alcina. This uh, this R and B singer,
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  Speaker 1: This like a low level R and B singer, And
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  Speaker 1: she basically just confessed it a lot to everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Was Jason Alcina, that guy that's on the porn site
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  Speaker 3: blacked who ended up fucking the the guy's girl girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, podcast had twenty two girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: His name was Jason something.
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  Speaker 1: This is August Alcina.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking of Jason Alcina.
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  Speaker 1: You were thinking of Jason Momoa who fucked Adam twenty
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  Speaker 1: two's girlfriend.
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  Speaker 5: What a fucking nightmare it is when you pull up
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  Speaker 5: porn hub and you see Adam twenty two on the
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  Speaker 5: front page and you're like, oh my.
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  Speaker 3: God, is he gonna be interview?
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  Speaker 5: Dude, it's the last thing I wanted to see Adam
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  Speaker 5: twenty two having sex.
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  Speaker 1: A banner Adam Adam two. Yeah, Like looking at you,
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  Speaker 1: actually you.
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  Speaker 2: Can tell immediately because he's covered in tattoos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's like, dude, you're either in or you're a
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  Speaker 3: porn don't be this. I want my porn stars living, breathing.
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  Speaker 7: I want my porn stars to'll only be in four Yeah, don't,
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  Speaker 7: don't podcast, Yeah, don't interview on your show.
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  Speaker 3: Two days later, did you.
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  Speaker 1: See the clip where he was like, I'm completely monogamous
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  Speaker 1: with my wife outside of the porn scenes we do.
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  Speaker 1: Guys like, well, you're what do you mean you're outside
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  Speaker 1: of the porn scenes? And he's like, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to twist my words around right now. Like
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  Speaker 1: when you watch a movie and somebody kisses a girl,
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  Speaker 1: they're still being monogamous with their wife just because they
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  Speaker 1: kiss somebody on a movie screen. And that's genuinely how
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  Speaker 1: he thinks about it.
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  Speaker 3: I think there are a lot of porn stars that
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  Speaker 3: feel that way. Right that it's like work. You ever
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  Speaker 3: watch it behind the scenes porn of porn? Yeah, now, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's it's pretty asexual. Yeah, but the guys are constantly
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  Speaker 3: jerking off, by the way, Oh yeah they have to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he dis don't work.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, it's just if you don't, if you stop,
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  Speaker 3: then you gotta deflate and you got to bring it back.
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  Speaker 1: And me and Caleb met some porn stars at the
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  Speaker 1: av end We went to like where they filmed a
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  Speaker 1: scene and we met the male talent and he just
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  Speaker 1: like was he shook our hand and he had he
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  Speaker 1: was jerking off his hand his dick in his sweatpants
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  Speaker 1: with his other hand was Actually it just was like
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  Speaker 1: just like yo, so like I've been a fan of
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  Speaker 1: barstool like for longer that.
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  Speaker 3: Since that'd be off putting. I mean I've had that
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  Speaker 3: conversation on the subway before, but never in the bright
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  Speaker 3: lights of a convention center.
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  Speaker 1: At the hard Rock Cafe hotel.
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  Speaker 2: That's so funny. I forgot that you went to that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was wild. It was a it was a
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  Speaker 1: dark time and like content creation career.
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  Speaker 3: Really, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You're just trying ship.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I think that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't do really well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't think you want to make that
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  Speaker 1: your your career. Otherwise in like where do you go
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  Speaker 1: other than being Adam twenty two? I mean they want
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  Speaker 1: Glenny balls fucking camera?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Do they really?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I think like every only he has come in and says.
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  Speaker 3: That they want him.
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  Speaker 1: All they like shower him and gifts like he's uh
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  Speaker 1: wan bottom of a car, yeah, one bottom of car,
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  Speaker 1: Like he's like a New York nine. Going to Saudi Arabia, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: going to Dubai the Miami party girl.
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  Speaker 2: He's like a Vinti, Like nice car.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like twenty six thousand dollars since she
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  Speaker 1: bought it on the spot and she was like I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting it in red and he's like, I like blue.
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  Speaker 1: I prefer it being blue. And then maybe we could
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  Speaker 1: talk about me potentially fucking you off camera.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's the that's the world, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Do you ever see those behind the scenes videos of
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: Glenny talking negotiations.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just hammering it out like that dude Caleb who's
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: on TikTok, the financial expert guy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if i've seen him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about the dude that does
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  Speaker 2: the apartment tours videos.
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  Speaker 1: He's amazing too. Don't mind if I have one cookie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he honestly turned out to be like not that bad.
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  Speaker 5: Out of all those dudes. Who the dude who goes
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  Speaker 5: and does the apartment tour videos?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like his videos have kind of stayed pretty
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  Speaker 5: normal and like he's not. I feel like a lot
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  Speaker 5: of those guys go towards down more of like a
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  Speaker 5: condescending route.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, where it's like, yeah, what do you do for work? Oh,
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: I'm actually I'm nineteen. I just moved here. Oh so
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  Speaker 2: you're a slot. Oh so you do OnlyFans? Yeah, Like
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  Speaker 2: that's kind of the route that most of those.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you playing the NBA shoot a basket for us
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  Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, if you actually play.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like base or it's like it's like Adam
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  Speaker 5: Sandler walking down the street, like clearly in the middle
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  Speaker 5: of a phone call, and then all the comments are
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  Speaker 5: like always new Sandler had a dark side.
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  Speaker 3: Guy's too busy to talk to a regular person.
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  Speaker 2: Can't talk to a fan who's got a boom mic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking lantern lights that can bring a ship in
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  Speaker 3: and the fog.
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  Speaker 5: That's thing that that's the thing that annoys me about
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  Speaker 5: those Instagram pages is because like everyone's like the responses
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  Speaker 5: will be like, oh, this guy, like you could be
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  Speaker 5: polite and all that shit, and it's like these people
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  Speaker 5: that are filming these videos aren't.
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  Speaker 2: It's not just like one dude out there with It's
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  Speaker 2: like they have like a production team and like a
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  Speaker 2: booker and someone signing like like a grams. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 2: that you can be in.
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  Speaker 3: The You're not asking Adam Sandler to sign that release though,
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  Speaker 3: are they No?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure they're not.
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  Speaker 5: But just like like it's not just like a dude
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  Speaker 5: walking around being like I'm curious what do you do
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  Speaker 5: for There's like there's.
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  Speaker 2: Like celebrities booked to appear on these shows, like the
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  Speaker 2: Jonas Brothers.
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  Speaker 1: Some of them are like the running one is definitely
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: fake like that.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: I think they're all very fake.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: I've seen the guy ted I've seen the guy who
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: does what do you do for a living? The dude
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Teddy in action?
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Have you seen him in action? He's oh yeah he's.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Solo, right, Oh yeah, yeah, he gave you a hard time.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Was he solo or did he have a team.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: He was solo.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: A lot of these guys don't travel solo. We saw
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: we were in Washington Square Park and there was like
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: you know they have like the B team without it's
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: around like it was early in the morning.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the reps they all it was.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Everyone had like had like two people like they.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Go, they have teams. Oh, Washington Square Park is crazy.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: It full film cruise at Washington Square Park.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: But then dude, we were there. I don't know if
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: you guys caught this. One of the guys, one of
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: the bigger guys showed up.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: And they scurry because he pulled.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: Up in like an uber black with like ten dudes
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: and they yeah, they rolled in and they filmed. It
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: was Oh no, mine wasn't sneak.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: O was sneako there?
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: Oh that's funny, And how I wasn't there for that? Uh,
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: this was like one of the straight up man on
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: the street dudes.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: He showed up with like ten people. They filmed for
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: like five minutes and left.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: That's all they need.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like we got it so efficient. Yeah it's
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: all in the edit. Yeah we'll handle.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: That posts well Yeah, we'll ai them a good ass
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: answer and post controversial answer. I don't know that dudes
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: are still trying to get hoktua content. People are still
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: filming at like the popular outside of popular bars and
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: main strips in the night of party towns, Who're like,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: what do you consider a red flag?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I feel like those people are making so much money still.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Them and streamers.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, streaming, I feel like is a little harder to
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: get into. Really, I don't know. I don't know enough
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know what like the average streamer, Like the
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: average streamer makes for money.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, Lacey said he went for nine hours on
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: kick and only made fifteen hundred dollars. Really, yeah, and
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: so he's basically not going back to Kick.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Lacey said that that was recent. Did you do you
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: guys listen to Steiny's podcast when he had Steve will
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: do It on and he was like, fuck Mary kill, gambling,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: fucking and doing steroids, and he had those boys in
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: the fucking blender, he had them fucking. Steymied steinied, So
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: which what which? What's what's your guy's answer to his
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: fuck Mary kill steroids, fucking.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Mary roids, fuck bitches.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Killing gambling.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I have no idea. I haven't thought
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: It's pretty easy. I've never done steroids in my life.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Well that's what Steve will do, it said, but he's so,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: he said, you have to replace it with something that
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: he loves equally as much.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Well that's tough. Yeah.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: See, so that's why I.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Fish stimy chamber fish, fish poached Franzeno. Fucking So let's
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: let's let's make it even step or getting my nut, okay,
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: getting my pump or poached Franzeno with maybe like a
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: green sauce some sort of like yeah, nice.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Blanc, a nice lemon in the hairnet, so you don't
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: even get the lemon on your hands. So yeah, I'm
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: gonna kill that. Yeah, kill the Branzena, kill Brenzeno. Fuck
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: fucking yeah, I might kill fucking merry gaming there gambling
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: for sure.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Income, it's all about income.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Fuck gambling maybe too.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm fucking to dead marry in it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Then killing it.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Do you guys watch any of the Stanley Cup? Pretty good,
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: pretty great series, thoughts.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Panthers, probably, I.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Mean I really want just because just because I'm rooting
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: for Oh, I was rooting for Nicky's most to the Panthers.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I want the Oilers to win, but I kind of
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: want the Panthers to win because I I wouldn't hate
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: seeing marsh On win again.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: Also, I'm pretty sure there's some sort of thing where
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: it's like, if the Panthers win the Stanley Cup, the
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: Bruins traded marsh On for a second round pick, and
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I think if they win the Stanley Cup, it turns
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: into a first round pick.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: That's what you get, that sort of a benefit in
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: the NHL.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I think that's just the deal they made.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, I see, Okay, you don't in a first
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: round pick if you win the same conditional pick. Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like if the Panthers win the Stanley Cup, I
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: think the Bruins get their first round pick.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So this is the first year they've had Marshawn Lynch
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: on their team.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be so sick if he went over to hockey.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I know, just don't I feel like he'd be pretty
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: good at goalie.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Or like a defenseman. Yeah, there's fucking people up.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my, he'd probably would be so good at
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: go at hockey.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah he would, because he's like fucking.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I feel like, I feel like running backs would be
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: great at hockey.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: They're built, yeah, in the same way. I remember, I'll
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: never forget. I was out at the beach one summer
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: and there was like a New York Ranger guy there who,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: you know, one of the better players on the team.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Can't remember exactly who it was. Yeah, And I looked
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: at him and I was like, you would never know
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: that that dude was a professional athlete.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, hockey.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Some of them, I'm sure you do. But this guy
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: was just built like a geek.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: What do you think it's hard hockey for hockey or tennis?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Tennis?
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Tennis?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, easily.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Oh you're seen like what alex Ovechkin looks like. Yeah,
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: he's got a fucking barrel.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they have they just they booze, you know.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying I know alex Ovechkin
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: is probably also in very good shape.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: He's also thirty.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Nine tennis players.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: But tennis players are like.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Aerobic recovery rate, how quickly they regained their breath after
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: a very long, difficult point. You ever go out and
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: rally and like beat it around the court for like
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: twenty five hits. Now, afterwards, you need to sit down.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Wasn't the French Open? One of the matches was over
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: five hours?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: The final? Yeah, that's crazy, the final. It was like
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: the second or third longest match in a Grand Slam final.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Ever, what would you think that's like the equivalent to
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: like playing a high hour tennis match.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: You know, playing as a receiver routes. Yeah, just for
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: three straight games.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty crazy. Yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: I think cross country skiing in the Winter Olympics is
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: also pretty barbaric on the body.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: What a yeah, I mean, what do you think about
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: cross country skiing?
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not a huge fan.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I think it's one of the most the dumbest things.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: But I will say that when you have icicles of
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: snot forming down your face and you're still like, you know,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: you got believe something, I guess I just feel like
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: something's going hard.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: I think of skiing, I think of like relaxing, you know,
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: flying down the mountain having fun, and then cross country
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: skiing is like the most tiring thing. It's like just
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: going on the fucking the cow bike at the gym,
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: but for just a continuous amount of time.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just this must be so tough.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: And also you look dumb as hell doing it.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: You sure do, just just with your feet out.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they go down a hill and there's their skis
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: are so thin that they're like slipping. It's like they're
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: trying to.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: And they're so like that. They just look clumsy.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Nothing. They're funnier then when you watch them crash into
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: each other. Oh yeah, it's like a bunch of baby
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: deer with all their little stupid sticks popping up.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: Or if you step on their uh on the trails,
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: they don't like that at all.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: No in boots, yeah, because they pave them or they
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: mow them.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: So that used to be just people's transportation.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: I feel like that was created by like rich white
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: people who wanted to get exercise.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: No, it might have been a thing out in Norway
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: or in the Arctic circle.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: From point A to point B.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I would just think of snowshoeing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: The Northwest territories or none of it.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I guess cross country would makes sense because then when
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: you get to a hill, you can.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Just fly down, as opposed to snowshoes.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Snowshoes you'd have to walk down.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Not everyone can afford a sled, dog is the point, right,
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: you can't afford a team of eight sled dogs and
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: the ensuing you.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Didn't there anyone out there who's like and so like
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: you said of building a PC, they're building a sled.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: They're like they're collecting dogs.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Like I need four more dogs and I'll have a fall,
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: have a full roster.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I need four more dogs or I need to lose
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: a ton of weight because right now these malamutes, man.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I'd love who is just like eight miscellaneous dogs. It's
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: like one beagle.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: A Wiener dog.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Come out one night, either the huskies have eaten the beagle. Yeah,
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: we had a feeling.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I was trying to find something out or I was
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: just wondering to myself. Is a Swiss army knife? Is
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: that made for the Swiss army or made by the
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Swiss as just an army knife for anyone.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I think it's made by the Swiss.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: So does Switzerland have an army? Yes they do.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know. They're notoriously neutral.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Now maybe I might be thinking of Sweden. Doesn't Doesn't
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Sweden have like a top ten military.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Sweden has a I think mandatory military service.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: I was literally just looking at the top twenty most
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: powerful militaries this morning.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: How much do we smoke China? Bye a lot?
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: China's pretty powerful.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Now, Well, I was looking it up because I was
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: curious about Israel and Iran, and then I thought I
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: was under the impression that Israel must have had like
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: the most powerful military in the world.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: They're like twenty.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Why would you.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Think that Israel would have the most powerful military in
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: the world, because.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: The way that they're misbehaving and acting up right now
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: is insane. They're causing so much trouble. Oh no, and
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: they're not even the top. They're not even they even
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: cracked top fifteen.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like they have a big like America
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: is their big brother. That's just like gonna go to
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: bat for them.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Now when we're not. When they're blowing up fucking nukes.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's gonna be a tough decision for us. But
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: they have nukes.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: They have their own nukes, Iran or Israel, al right, right, Israel.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Israel has nukes for sure. See now this list says India.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: India, Pakistan, Uh, who's if they're chi oh Russia.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, now I'm getting fucking viruses. So this definitely isn't
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: the weather. This must be the China website.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Let's see, and they have China at three and it's
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: their website. Maybe they're maybe they're sandbagging.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Here we are military strength ranking one, US two, Russia three,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: China for India.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Here's where the draft starts. Here's where it really gets interesting.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: South Korea's respect UK six.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, Francis had that one France.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I was naming the nuclear powers France Japan to I'd
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: be surprised that the French have the seventh most powerful
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: military in the world. That doesn't sound right to me.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do, Like every single list says it.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Well, they're fighting against a reputation, they're fighting an uphill battle,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: so they.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Pretty much every list has pretty consistent.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: South Korea, Yeah, shots to them.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: That's because they're constantly under threat from North North Korea.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Why wouldn't I wonder why they don't rank Where would
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: they put North Korea on that list? Because all you
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: ever see are marshaling, you know, parades.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: They find a proper list for US.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: North Korean soldiers And I'll tell you when they walk
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: with that big high step looking off to the side,
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: they look pretty of fish. They look like they know
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: what's up.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Having them go head to head at the gates is
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: almost as enthralling as India and Pakistan at the border.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: You ever see those two dudes in that dance that
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: they do, like the high step Deon Sanders dance that
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: they do. They're basically just peacocking, like you can see
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: animals in the wild doing that exact dance to try
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: and I prove it's like a pigeon trying to fuck
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, I am struggling to find a list. It
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: turns out turns out they do not want people to
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: know what the top what the top militaries are.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: There's no way it can be this way.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Why is there not just like all these websites are
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: global firepower Jagarn Josh. The economic time, I know they
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: have India high.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: It's jaggarn Josh.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's why I'm saying, why is it
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: not just.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Like it's the non spicy version.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Here we go US News the strongest militaries.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, this one's got Russia.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: This Joe, Russia is number one.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they've got US is two, number three in
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: best countries overall. They got Rush is number twenty thirty
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: six in best countries.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Overall but top military, top military.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: We published that.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this can't be right. They got Israel. It's three.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be Look, Russia can't defeat Ukraine.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they have Israel at three whenever the other
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: list had Israel at like seventeen.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: This can't be right.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Germany, they got Germany as nine in Germany will lose
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: two World wars barely.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: They were in the in the conversation you know, I
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: was down that awesome norm bit. Yeah, where he's like
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: they went to war with the world and you'd think
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: that'd be over pretty close. No, it was close. What
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: do you think you are? Germany Mars?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking nuts.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Are World Population Review.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: That they got?
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: The United States is.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Number one reading the list unless it's gotta says no
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: one is.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, see this one's got Israel way down. What is
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: GF Power Index mean?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Girlfriend Power Index?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Well, that's like what it's based on. Ours is point
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: oh six.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Nine to nine. It's pretty good.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Russia's point seven oh two.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: So we never think about we never found out what
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: North Korea was.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, don't don't do it anymore. I don't care about
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: any of this.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: This has ceased to North Korea is like thirty Okay,
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: other respects might be fake.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Well, they never can get them off their own islands.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: You see that they had a boat that just sank.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: They had like a massive destroyer that they were trying
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: to just like launch into the water. They've been building
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: it and it immediately.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: The ineptitude there is is pretty crazy.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Well, don't they just constantly just blow up like hydrogen
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: bombs off the ocean? Like aren't they constantly doing like
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: nuclear tests testing?
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think for what reason? And I don't
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: quite understand why this is true. I'm told that the
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: challenging part of a nuclear weapon is actually arming the
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: missile to fly, okay, not building creating like a weapons
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: enriched plutonium or whatever.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Why not build it in the air.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Like a loon? They can't like the coyotes.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Do you know who told me that to me? By
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: the way, when I was tutoring, I had a seventh
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: grade student who was the best student I ever had. Ye,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: he was so much he was so much smarter than
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: me that it was everything I could do to get
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: through an hour of US together without revealing that he
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: should be tutoring me. Yeah, the seventh grade.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: How'd you keep it under wraps?
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: We ended up talking about North Korea and their ballistic
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: missile problems and why they couldn't, you know, arm nuclear
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: weapons things like that.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I wonder who they're going after. If North Koreina launched
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: a new who would they go at the Soul?
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: They'd throw it right at Soul.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: And then the US would come and body them, Japan
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• 35:39
  Speaker 5: I got a story for you guys that happened yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: I was complating if I was gonna tell the story.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Or not, but I will. It was because I don't
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: know if it's gonna make me look bad or not.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: It was one of the strangest things that's ever happened
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Great I was.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: It was the morning, It was probably around like ten
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: thirty AM, and I was sitting at my desk doing
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: some work, writing, playing around. I had Halo open on
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: another screen. I was playing around right, just fucking around
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: on the PC as one does, as someone who has
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: a PC does. And I heard my door sound like
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: it was opening, and I was like, that's weird. But
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: then I was like, I could be my neighbor because
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: our doors are really close together, and sometimes when my
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: neighbor opens their door, it sounds like my door, and
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: I was like whatever, and then I heard my door close,
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: and then I was like, that was definitely my door.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: And then I was kind of like I don't know.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: I wasn't. No part of me was scared because I
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: was like.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Everything that I own is in this half of the room,
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: and the only way of them getting here is going
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: by me. So I think I could just stand at
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: those two steps and be like, what the fuck are
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: you doing? Take the charge, get out of here, right,
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: because like they're not, like what are they.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Gonna just sacrifice your body's staying.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: I would just have to put my I got the
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: baseball bat from Hilarities right on the corner there, so
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: it's like I was ready to go. I turned the corner.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: There's a probably a five year old girl sitting in my.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Right at my door, locking the.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Like closing up the door from the inside from the inside,
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: like it was her apartment. And I so I get
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: up and I run over. I'm like, hey, what's going
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: on and immediately I opened. I'm like, let's open the door.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Let's keep the door open.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: And I was like, what's going on?
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: She was like she was like, my mom's missing, and
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: I was like, all right, we'll find your mom.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I was like, why don't you wait out here. I'm
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: gonna grab my shoes because I was like, I just
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: woke up.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I wanna put some pants, and I was like, let.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Me grab my shoes, like I want to get a
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: hat in chicks.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I look.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: So so I'm like so, I'm like you wait outside,
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: like I.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Had to get a second. The image of like a
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: fully dressed, fully independent, competent five year old, No, it.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Was like this this kid like clearly just was wandering
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: like they had. She had like a diaper on and
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: had like a pajama shirt on and was like holding.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: But she how to lock the door to your apartment.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Clearly she lives in the building.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: And You're like, hang on, I need them. I haven't
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: had my coffee yet, just.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Like putting out a joint one pm.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: No, it was ten thirty in the morning. It wasn't
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: it wasn't late.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: And I was like, all right, you wait here, I'm
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: gonna go get like my shoes and my hat, and
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: I was gonna My plan was, I'm just gonna go
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: down to the super's door and just drop her off
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: there and be like, this is, yeah, not my problem.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Here's a child.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're you don't have any history.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: I din't mind it matter.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: While I was in my room getting my shoes, I
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: heard the elevator like the ding, and then I went
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: outside and she was gone. And then I went down
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: to the super's door and I've knocked on the door
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: for like fifteen minutes. And the crazy thing is that
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: my super you hear people walking around inside and I'm
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: just sitting there just banging on the door, and they
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: just don't They just won't answer, like they're right, like
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: they're I'm talking like six inches away from me, like.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: A camera into the hallway so they could see who's back.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Probably yeah, they must write.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: They might have like a no answer on Sunday's policy
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: or something. But that was the last I saw of
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: the kid.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't that kid could have got kidnapped, dude.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: I honestly think the kid probably just went back to
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: the apartment. I I have like a view of over
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: the exit.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: And I kind of.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Kept an eye out. And also there was like a
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: dude outside like spraying down the sidewalk, and I was like,
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I feel like if.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: This child walks out in a diaper, that someone else
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: will probably be like go back inside.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Someone else just problem with it.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know what else I was supposed to do.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Was I was I supposed suposed to call the cops.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I think you make the kids start paying rent? Fucking
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: if you got some chef boy ord.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, I went, I knocked on the door, the
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: super didn't answer, and no one said anything about the kids.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: So I was like, I'm assuming the kid probably just
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: went back.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's an awesome story. Yeah, you did not
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: do anything. No, No, you didn't do anything to solve that. No,
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: and the cont sequences of you not doing something are
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: potentially horrific. Yeah.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know about that. That seems a little bit dramatic.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: Well potentially it seems a little dramatic.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: What do you mean as in what you think the
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: kid's dead.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: In a in a chain to a radiator in your
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: super apartment.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, there's really I don't I would prefer not
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: to think about it like that.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: This is gonna be one of those situations where the
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: next time you see her, she's gonna be thirty four
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: years old with redlocks.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you help me?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: And you're gonna be like, wait a minute, I know
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: you from somewhere.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: There was nothing I could.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: She's like, you're the last person I saw before the
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: metal door closed shut, and I was fed.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: It was kind of a weird one though, because I
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: was like, I was sitting in my room and I
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: was like, I really didn't do anything like I attempted to,
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: But I didn't.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you're attempted to?
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I went down to the superstore and I knocked on
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: the door for like twenty minutes afterwards.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and what were you going to say? What was
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: the script in your head?
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, there's a kid wandering around the building,
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: do something about it.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Well, you go, it's not my First of all, it's
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: not my kid. You'd think that the person's whoever kid
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: it is, they're probably looking for the kid. Was I
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: supposed to be going up like every single floor, wandering
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: like kids, going into other people's apartments. It was supposed
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: to be like knocking on every door.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: You see this kid the kid got into your apartment
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: because your door was unlocked.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: My door was unlocked.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: But there's other doors like all over by your apartment.
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Wait wait, the elevator's right next to my door.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, so hold on a second, So hold on. So uh,
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: the kid said, my mom is lost.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: See that's that would that would mean I would say,
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: that's a problem, Yeah, because that means the kid's lost.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I think the kid was.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: The kid is entering your apartment and doesn't know where
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: its mother is. That kid is totally lost, and its
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: mother could be who the fuck knows where. Then I
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: think what I would have thought is I would have said,
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: do you know where you live?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't have an opportunity to do any of this.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: You picked the kid up and buy its shoulders and
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: put it out in the hallway.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: I literally said, wait here, I'm just gonna grab my shoes.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Wait way back directly outside of I literally had the
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: door cracked open, and then I came back and the
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: kid was gone.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: He was in the elevator, gone. I don't know what
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: am I supposed to do? Start running up the stairs.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, it's entirely possible that the money found
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: the kid. How long did it take you to put
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: your shoes on and stuff like that?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Ten seconds kid was gone, So the kid knew where
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: it was going.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Did you hear the kid talk to anyone in that
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: time now? And you would have right, yes. So the
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: kid got in the elevator on its own.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: And then what I also will say is that when
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: I went to the suit, when I went to the super,
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: this was I totally forgot about this. This was one
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: of the things that was like, all right, the kid's
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: probably fine. Is that when I went down to the
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: super and I knocked on the door, someone else came
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: in the building and used the elevator. And part of
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: me was like I was waiting for that person to
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: use the elevator, being like I guarantee this kid still
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: on the elevator, and like the door is gonna open,
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: there's gonna be a kid in there. But then there
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: was no There was not in the elevator. I really
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: think the kid just went to the wrong floor and
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: then just went up to the to the I mean,
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: it's a child in an apartment complex. I'm assuming they
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: probably won't like it's a kid being in a hotel.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: A hotel they're running around all day.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Her name was Eloise, No, definitely wasn't.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: But what if keep that story? No? No, do you
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: know that story Eloise? The book the children's books. I
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: didn't know that book where she lives in the Plaza hotel. Yeah,
• 43:31
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• 43:35
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• 43:38
  Speaker 2: So what would you have done? What would you have
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: done in this situation? I'm curious to.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Know I would have I would have said.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, but bleeding up, the kid's gone, kids
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: in the.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Elevator, all the kids got see that's where.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously that's the only tricky part. I'm not talking.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have been as where. And I understand why
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: you were freaked out and worried to put the kid out,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: because it's like in this day and age, I don't
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: want to everyone's going to assume that, yeah, that you're
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: the problem. Right.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Well, Also, my apartment is like disgusting.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: To judge how untidy you are.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: I don't want a person walking. I don't want the
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: mom coming back and being like, is my kid in there?
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: And then they see you in my apartment and.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: They're like, whoa, when was the last time you cleaned up?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Is there piss in the toilet?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Are you okay? They tell the kid to watch.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: You self conscious? You're so self conscious about the state
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: of cleanliness of your apartment and put a child in.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: Really, I wasn't self That was the thought was like,
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: I don't want a kid in here, right, So this
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: apartment was not ready for children.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Being a bushel of weed.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Oh you'll never You'll never believe the nerves of going
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: back into the apartment after and being like, I bet
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: she's still in.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I had to look.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: I had to search my apartment because I was like,
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: she could still be in. She could have come back
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: in picking up arm.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had like checked the because that's a kid
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: thing to do, come back in and like hide in
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: the closet.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: I had like open the closet.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Are you afraid of the kid?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: No?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: But that is that? Does that not seem like refrigerator?
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Exactly that I'm.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: Gonna be sitting playing video games and a kid is
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: gonna come crawling out of the fucking Yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I think that. Uh, I have no idea, but I
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: think that I would have tried while the kid was
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: inside my apartment.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, but no you can't. You can't know we're not
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: doing that. You can't go back in time and say
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: what it's got to be. All Right, I'll tell you
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: what I would have from the point where the chaos
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: occurred right in my apartment goes missing. No, No, that,
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: because that's the only part that I need help with.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Because I was on. I was you track?
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: You were on?
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, I was.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: You can't let that kid out of into the hallway
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: until you have gotten in.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: We're literally talking about like the distance between like me
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: and this microphone.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, except exactly what could have gone wrong went wrong
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: in that space and time that kid disappeared. Okay, but
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: you can't let it out of its sight because it
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: has nowhere any where its supposed to go.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: Coming from the jump of the situation in my head
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: the way that I saw it, I saw the kid.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: My immediate thought, this is not my problem. I'm going
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: to bring the kid down to the super come back
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: upstairs and play video games.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: No part of me was like this kid is in danger.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: The kid was like smiling and like walking. It was
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: not a kid that looked like it was in danger.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Or stock was it really in a diaper, yes, like
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: a pull up. So you're I mean that's like three.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, this was probably like five six.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Three or four six, dude, I don't think six year
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: olds are wearing pull ups.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Man, it's probably like three or four.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's three or four.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Very small.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: That's that's why I'm like, that's why I'm like, you
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: can't let that kid out of into the hallway of
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: a residential building with dozens of apartments.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: There's no one.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: There's the problem. You are now in that moment, you
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: are its caretaker. Unfortunately.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, agreed, But but what I will say is that
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: I had the right plan, my plan. Okay, yeah, maybe
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: I shouldn't have let the kid outside. I still know.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: I still I didn't want that. I didn't know where
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: any my shit was.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to be like a right, you stand here,
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Oh have you seen my pat anywhere? Like running around
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: looking for shit?
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Just just tell it to just say wait a second. Right, yeah,
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: And by the way, no judgment like this is a
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: very unusual situation you're faced with.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you're saying that I may as
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: well be charged with the I'm.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Not no, I'm not. I'm actually not giving you full
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: bad marks on this one.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, But so what I'm saying is leading up, I'm
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: asking what you guys would do post kids gone, kid
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: is now missing?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Now what you want?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely not telling the story.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is why I didn't want to tell the story.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I knew the ending was controversial that involved the kid
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: to get going missing.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: You're not in trouble.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I know trouble because the kid. The kid is definitely.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Until the detective comes to your door and was like,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: have you seen this child?
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: The one thing that I'm you're drinking milk.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: One day and you just see the picture of the kid.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: The one thing that I was a little concerned about
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: was that I've never seen a child in my apartment building.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Dude, this is kind of spooky. It's a spooky story.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I was telling other people that were like it it
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: sounds like it was a ghost.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: That's what I was That was my exact first thought.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I've never seen families.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Are you sure you weren't? Just like, unbelievably high.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: It's in the morning. I would just woke up.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: That's my first the highest I get it was the
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: first drag.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: It's been twelve hours.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, basically on a reset.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: What would you have done?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Now? Kid? All right, kid's gone.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: I've seen the flash of the kid. Kids gone.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: I think that what I would have done is I
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: would have gone, I guess gone to the super that's
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: your that's your authority figures.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: That's the person I think of to tell you.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, So, how many floors are there in your apartment building?
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: I have no idea because I'm on the second floor.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Six Have you ever been in the elevator like once
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: when I was moving?
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Any idea how many floors there are in there?
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Probably six?
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Seven? Okay. I think one thought that I would have
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: had is that, given that that kid opened your door,
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: that the place that your apartment is in the building
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: is where is what the kid mistook its own home for.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: So I might have gone to the up the apartments
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: above me, Yeah, and potentially knocked on my door, your
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: door above you in each successive unit, just to put
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: your mind at ease. You're gonna have a weird thing.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: You're gonna have to explain to the people that open
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: those doors if you don't get it right on the
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: first time.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But I did consider doing that, but you you
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: are also expanding the awareness of the people in your
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: building by doing that.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Right, just so you know, a kid just walked into
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: my apartment, super weird. I think they thought my apartment
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: was theirs. It's not your kid, is it. You haven't
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: seen it? All right? Well if you if you see
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: this kid, keep a lookout, Like just wanted to let
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: you know. And now you've now you've added watchers.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: I can't do that. Think about this.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: It's an insane They're gonna be like you kidnapped a
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: child and it got loose.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: No, you're telling us, and now you want me to
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: bear you guys haven't seen a kid now, it's not mine.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: It's not mine. Was running around in an underware kid.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Somewhere in the morning on a Sunday.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, hey, it's too you're This is the equivalent
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: what I'm describing of when you see people like linking
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: arms in the ponchos and walking through the field with
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: the fucking German shepherds and the hounds like that is
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: the New York equivalent of what you were doing there. Yeah,
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: I think I think you gotta like raise some awareness
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: until it's solved.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: I think what you have, email my super and just
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: be like, just a heads.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Up, kid got kidnapped.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Well, then the kid, let's make sure this doesn't happen.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: There's security footage, right, an exterminator has a bad plan.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: We need to have somebody come and spray the apartment.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Well, someone should probably tell that because that My worry
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: also was probably like that kid. No one probably told that.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: Kid not to do that, because no one knows that
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: the kid is just walking into strangers.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: That kid is so much younger than you. Keep thinking
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: that it is. That kid has no reason. That kid
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: is a three year old.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that makes me.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: My niece is three. Our conversations are pretty simple.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mom's missing.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Do you like the ball? Yeah? What did you eat today?
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Are you hungry about? As far as it goes.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: The thought process that you had, which was going up
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: and checking the apartments that were mine same way out,
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: that was exactly what I was thinking. The only thing
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: I was thinking though at the same time, which kind
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: of gave me some sort of comfort, is that that's
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: probably what the child was doing as well.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, But that makes the amount of assumptions you
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: made in order to absolve your No, I don't think.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not fully joking when I said.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: That, But but you're saying that the kid went one
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: by one yeah its apartment.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: That would also mean that the the other people's layout,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: the layout where someone's raising a kid for their apartment
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: is the same layout as little Sass's apartment. So imagine
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: there being like a family in your exact apartment. That's
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: fucking horrifying.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think it is like that. I think it's probably.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Did you try speaking to the kid in Spanish? No,
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: because usually they live in small apartments.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't try Chinese.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: The kids spoke English, so.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: That Chinese kids are pretty smart these days.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: What I would have done is I would have gone
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: outside and like grabbed like the toughest looking guy and
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: like a trench coat type of deal, even if he
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: had some flowers in his hand. Maybe put the flowers
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: underneath his coat like he's carrying a gun. Yeah, and
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: put him at the front door. You man the back
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: door while you call some other people to man the
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: front and back doors, while you canvass every plate, every
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: room and house in the apartment building. I feel like
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: that's the most thorough way to do it Godfather style.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Do you think I should do something?
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think you need to.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: It's too late now.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I think you need to email your super and and
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: and for no other reason than like, this is what happens.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna tell my super when I get back.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Here's a question.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna knock on the door again, because they
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: don't when I email them, they just get mad at me.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's but this is a different situation. This isn't
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: you being like, hey, my heater doesn't work. I have
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: four hundred mice in my apartment?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Is the first forty eight?
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: This is correct? That is correct? Yeah, but you have
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: to get this done. NAT clock is ticking. Every hour
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: that you don't find this child is another hour that
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: the person in.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: It is seven at school right now?
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Is you know turning that kid inside that they're supposed
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: to be.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: The kid is definitely in fucking elementary, so they're.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Supposed to be.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: You got to find out what the low school is
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: PS two.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: It's best it's at daycare. And I don't know why
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: you keep trying to be like this fifteen year old
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: that showed me its driver's permit. It's not anyone in
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: diapers is three at most. Potty training happens three four
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: years old old?
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: What should I say?
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Don't don't do it now. I'll help you. Drop that
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: email after the episode subject should be kid in apartment.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Though someone else's kid. It keeps on coming in my apartment.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: My mom is lost that Those were the only words
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: that she said to you, And you said, okay, hold
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: on a second.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I said we'll go find her.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: You did, yes, I like that, And then we didn't,
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: and you said she disappears.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: You said, hold on a second, we'll go find her.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: I said, yeah, Well, I said we'll go find her.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: Wait here for one second. I'm gonna grab my shoes.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: And she does not.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Wait because she probably said, oh, this is not my partment.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: She probably looked at me and was like, you're not
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: my mom and then said, my mom's missing.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: The kid locking the door.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: To me, it wasn't she didn't like lock the but
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: she was trying. She was closing the door.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, she wasn't fiddling with the locks.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: It was like she was around. I don't think she was.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think she could even reach the lock.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, then she's been trained to do that,
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: and that would make me think even more that she
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: is someone who lives in your building.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely is someone that lives in my building. I
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: know way that this kid would have gotten into my
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: building if she didn't live there.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: But maybe you're assuming that the kid said something wrong
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: by saying my mommy is lost, and you're thinking that
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: she means I'm lost. She might mean my mom is
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: actually lost, and she might be suggesting that someone was
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: after her and she needs to lock the door behind her.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe we're supposed to be looking for the mom they.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Might have found, They might have found her.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Whoever, was just a lot to get dropped on your
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: plate on a Sunday morning, A scavenger hunt evolving a
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: missing mother, Like I one, it's one thing doing the child,
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: like helping the child out, But now I'm looking for the.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Mom to the child. Now now I'm walking around being like,
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: where is the mom?
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Where is she?
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be late today, guys, I'm looking for the
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: mother on Father's Day. Gotta let this go. Man, it's
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: been ten years.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Daddy promised he would find.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: There's a mother missing right now.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: And moms can go anywhere, like kids can have a
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: limited amount of places.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: They can go. This is a really funny story.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: That kid did not go anywhere, and I'm sure of it, Yeah,
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: because they probably got the kid went.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: The kid went one four up and went up to
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: fucking whatever the building, whatever the apartment was.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna knock on my superstore when I get home,
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: you know what I can.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, this is something I should be stretched
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: out about. This isn't my problem.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Can I say something you guys deal with this. I
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: want to solve this with you. I want to come
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: over and knock on the doors and say, hey, I
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: live in this apartment on your apartment that your daughter
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: came over.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, my partner and I child. It's not our child.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, our partner and I lost a child, so baby.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: He thinks it was around three. I think it was
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: around six in the middle. You want us just come
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: in and take a look around.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Can we check in your fridge for our childs.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Damn, dude, that's fucking wild.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: It was insane.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: That's so wild for you.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Well, it was the last thing on earth that I
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: was expecting was that it was going to be a child.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Do you not?
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: I thought it was honestly going to be like, my landlord.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Do you not like solving those type of things?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: I I thought it was going to be like when
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: I was bringing the kid down to When I was
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: going to bring the kid down to the super, I
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: was like, this is good.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is wow. What what a what
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: a class act?
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: That's what I mean.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: And then then the kid was gone and I.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Was like, I was on a walk on Friday. I
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: found a phone on the ground. It's like the same
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: kind of same.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: I feel good about solving these types of things. I
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: feel good about myself.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: Flying to Chicago last week, I was in the Delta lounge.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: I was using the bathroom passport with the ticket with
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: the boarding pass.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: In the toilet, and you took it to your super.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: The toilet and I took it and I cleaned it off,
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: and I went and I used it and I went.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: To it was in the toilet. Yeah, shut up your line.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: You didn't.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I did not pick it up. It was in the toilet,
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: but there was a passport in the toilet, passport with
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: with the boarding pass.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Inside, and you pooped on top of it and flushed. No.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: No, I went to the stall, I went to the
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: other stall, took a piss, I know, and then I
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: went to the front gate and I said, I said, hey,
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: I don't really know who I'm supposed to tell this to,
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: but there's a there's a passport in the toilet, passport
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: in the stall, toilet on in the second stall. That's
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: a Class Act citizen.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone else probably ship on this the same vibe
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: waiting for someone else to do something.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting for someone. I told them immediately after.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: You could have just taken it out. Are you crazy?
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Is there a ship on it?
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: It's not my passport. There's piss and ship everywhere. So
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: what though, I'm not grabbing the fucking passport out of the.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Toilet, I'm not helping the little you guys.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Are You guys are out of your mind. You guys
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: are like like I get like.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Doing things and being a good citizen, and like say, oh,
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: there's a passport, and I'm gonna let someone.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Know when there was when the phone was lost, I
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: found the phone and I found whose phone?
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: It was a toilet covered in piss and ship?
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: What you didn't say it was?
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: It was inside of a toilet.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: It was a clean toilet. It was a Delta lounge.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: They clean those every hour, yes they do. There's the
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: cleanest one.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: So that pisses me off because neither of you guys
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: were You wouldn't even have told anybody.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: You probably would have taken the passport and put it
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: in your bag.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Another identity, acting like you would have reached Jason Bourne's manifesto.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Was a passport.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, Now, I cleaned shit all day. I cleaned
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: human shit. I pick up your own kids, So what
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I take up a dog shit? This isn't There's not
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: even shit. I clean your own kids.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Shit on you. It's like you're just like rub that
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: on your sock, like you don't give a fuck.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: About it, exactly.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: And I wouldn't give a fuck about grabbing someone's which
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I know will could ruin someone's trip.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Not why That's why I immediately went and told someone.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: And there was probably a four hundred pounds businessman fucking
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: from Algeria shitting on top of it in the time
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: it took from you to run to the front desk.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: I don't think so, but I honestly was thinking because
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: I was like, should I tell someone, and then I
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: was like, well, I lost my passport and I really
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: wish someone told me that I lost it.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Why would you? Why would you even consider not telling it?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: I just didn't know. I was like, it could be
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: a situation where the guy's too far gone.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: It could be like, what would you do? John Kenyon could.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: Be ditching the passport because I really don't know how
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: a passport like that would have made its way into
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: the toilet without you noticing.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: This dovetails well with that joke, that great joke you tell,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: the what joke? The human trafficking one one.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Of your best jokes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what is it?
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  Speaker 3: How does that relate? You can feel like if you
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: opened up the passport and you saw that it belonged
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  Speaker 3: to a.
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  Speaker 11: Child, Oh yeah, yeah, it's like, oh yeah, clearly someone's
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 11: trying to erase any evidence that this person belongs to
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  Speaker 11: someone else.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I never thought about that. Yeah, I really don't know,
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  Speaker 2: but I think that kind of makes up in karma
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  Speaker 2: for losing the kid.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think you went far enough in either
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: circumstance in either.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll go I'll say something, I just because then
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: I feel they're gonna there's gonna be a whole like
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: I feel like they're going.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: To be like and there should be. Dude, I hate
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: to say it. Lost kids are like the biggest fucking.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Deal, the hottest commodity.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: It's like that in Tornado warnings that break through our
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: phones in sleep mode to let us know, hey, everybody,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: all systems go, there's a gigantic problem here. Have you
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: seen a Honda c RV with a red license plate?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: It has a child in it that has been.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Stolen SaaS setting off an ambro allert.
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  Speaker 5: You know what the best thing is is that when
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: I knock on my supers Dore, I'm gonna be able
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: to say, and I was knocking yesterday and someone was in.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Here and they weren't answering. So there we go. Guilt
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: transferred over to another guy. I love it.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: It's a math equation.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: That's all that life is, just transferring guilty.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: It has nothing to do with whether or not the
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: kid is okay. Who can I kick the can to?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Is it my fault?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Have I done enough?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: No, that is what it is, because I genuinely believe
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: the kid is completely fine.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I would not old good until I had solved.
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  Speaker 2: That, Why I'm gonna knock on the super's door. So
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: let's keep iz peeled.
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  Speaker 1: Guys, what if a kid is in there? What if
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: it's like gone, baby gone, and the kids locked up
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: in there?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: You think I should throw in at the end, like
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: a little like maybe it's the same guy who's taking
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: the packages. We should when I'm talking to my super.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: What if there's a way to frame the questioning to
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: your super such that they could you could kind of
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: trap them, do you know what I mean?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Like, like what.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Reveal that I don't get them to reveal that they
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: know something that they're trying to hide.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: Like I'm all, I'm all I'm gonna say, is I'm
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: going to say, hey, I knocked, someone was inside clearly
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: was ignoring me, there was a kid missing.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: You probably should answer your door when people knock.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: You're gonna go on that offensive of ever out.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Dude, there was someone directly like inside and I'm sitting
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: there like hello, and they're just refusing.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Did you say kid missing? Missing?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 11: Kid?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what to say because there's people coming
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: into the building.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to be shouting that in a
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: crowded now in a crowd at all.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Just when it's not your kid, because it looks weird.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the responsibility weirdly fell on you. It did where
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: you were the surrogate parents that in that short moment.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: That's tough, dude.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm assuming there's probably like two people that
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: have kids in my building. So I'm going to say
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: someone's kid was came into my building. I'm sure you
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: guys know who has kids in this building, be like,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: see if they have a kid.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Does your super have a pretty good knowledge of the
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: tenants in the building, Not at all.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: I've knocked on the door probably six times. I've lived
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: there for almost three years. I've knocked on the door
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: probably six times when I leave my keys in my door,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: and I remember immediately, So I'm like, I gotta every
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: single time, well I don't know you, And I'm like, well,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: I've met you seven times or six times, so how
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: do you not know me?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: So I guess I would say, ask them if they
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: know of a family that has a three year old girl? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: and then if if they can tell you that, then
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: you can go to that person's apartment and ensure that
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: that girl.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Is Oh, you think I should then go to the
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: apartment you need the kids.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Based on what you've described about your super I don't
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: trust that person to be competent in this at all.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: So you're saying to take it by my own.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, man, this is your mystery. Okay, you you it
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: has fallen into your lap.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Love.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: If we just had like a you know, like a
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Facebook group or something.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: Well, start the starting get on the chat BCC, and
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: we'll get it going.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, wow here I will post there.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to get it.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: That's my man. I'm happy this episode's going on Thursdays.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: I can clarify that.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: If you wind up behind bars.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: Hey the kids up. The kid has been found and
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: can give a little update.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: By the way, you can join our chat BCC by
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: going to uh chat dot boy dad boy dad.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Dot chat chat.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: Is that what it is? Yeah, it's a yeah boy
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: dad dot chat. Check that out? All right? Well, good
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: luck with that, Harry. I really hope that is not
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: as dark as it potentially could be.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: It won't be. I'll get it, so I'll get it
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: squared away today.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Good good, good good.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, fuck man, I hope you don't go down with
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: the ship.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: Well, the thing that sucks is that I was having
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: those thoughts, but then I was like, I'm just being paranoid.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: And then we got and then you guys came in
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: and really just nailed them into me.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Well, have you ever seen Taken? Remember when all the
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: girls are on the boat and they're all like on
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Heroin and the millionaires are like bidding for them. Yeah,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: that could be what's going on. That could, hope be
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: what's going on. Let's hope not unless you do something
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: to your guy. I'm gonna say, all right, I got
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: the kid. We found the kid, right, So we find
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: the kid. This is hypothetical. Sure, today I go back.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: The kid's fine. The family comes down, they go, we
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: are so happy, like, thank you so much for saying something.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: We have no idea this happened. Is there anything we
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: can do to help you?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: And I'm gonna say there is, And I'm gonna say,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: uh me, we'll get let the parent can come, because
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: I don't want it to be like weird, but let's
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna need to borrow the kid and I'm gonna
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: drop the kid off at both of your guys apartments
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: and I'm gonna see how you guys react, and we'll
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: think that I all have like ray band glasses on
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: the little.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Child the glasses. Yeah, you don't think that my My
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: apartment's child proofed and completely locked in for a baby
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: to walk in.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: I just don't know.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: I want to see. That's not the reason mine. Mine
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: was fine. Kid didn't get hurt in my building. I
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: wanted to more.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: No, want guys are going to.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: Be like, why don't you come on? And I have
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: a couple of bottles of breast milk in the fridge
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: specifically for this occasion. Are you more of a my
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: little pony kid?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: And I've had these vintage blue eyes, yeah, waiting for
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: the occasion hitting tight.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: That's what I want to see that. I want to
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: see how you guys react.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: My British nanny is on her way.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: God, that would be so much more funny seeing a
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: kid walk through one of your guys, like massive twenty
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: foot oak doors, like.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Coming up like the Lord of the rings, like knocking
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: on the doors.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who goes there?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Slide it open? Don't see anybody looking straight down and
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: there's a kid there.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: The master of the house is not if you're waiting
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: the parlor.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't even be You wouldn't hear it. You would
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: feel like the gust of wind as the door is closing,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: lower the moch.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: A small child outside.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Oh man, that's.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Funny, funny shit man. All right, thank god you made
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: up that story.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank god, that only took us like ten minutes
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: to write.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: All right, cool, We'll.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: See you guys next week. Hope everyone has a good weekend.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Goodbye.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 10: WAZ still still under ground.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 9: So to.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Game around.
• 1:09:54
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