Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #697 Metal Detecting 101 with Dustin Ybarra
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- 1:47Speaker 2: I definitely cannot afford to get injured.
- 1:49Speaker 4: What's up, dawg? Feeling good, ready to get stoned, dawg?
- 1:51Speaker 4: I don't know how you get all these long days
- 1:53Speaker 4: and then go to the gym. I had money on
- 1:54Speaker 4: you not making it to the gym after Universal's Horror Nights, dawg.
- 1:58Speaker 4: I was like, there's no way this fool's going to
- 2:00Speaker 4: go to Universal Horror Nights, have a couple drinks, get
- 2:02Speaker 4: high with this lady.
- 2:03Speaker 3: Hey.
- 2:04Speaker 2: And then end up at the fucking gym at 5
- 2:05Speaker 2: in the morning.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Yeah, he is.
- 2:07Speaker 2: He got there before me type of shit.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Sometimes my lady is like hoping. I know she is too.
- 2:11Speaker 1: She's hoping I stay in and all this shit. And
- 2:13Speaker 1: I'm just like, I fucking get up like The Undertaker
- 2:16Speaker 1: at 5 a.m. Bro, bro.
- 2:18Speaker 2: It might be a little too much, but she don't
- 2:20Speaker 2: try to stop you with the money.
- 2:21Speaker 1: And sometimes, look, sometimes I get it in and I
- 2:24Speaker 1: still go to the gym.
- 2:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:28Speaker 1: That's the crazy part, dog. That's what they do.
- 2:30Speaker 2: They really don't try to get you with pussy, and
- 2:31Speaker 2: you're like, I got things to.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Do, bitch. I'm at the gym smelling like sex and shit, bro.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Cuddles like these dumbbells. What is it? Also across from me,
- 2:42Speaker 1: invading this podcast.
- 2:44Speaker 3: Let's go.
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- 2:50Speaker 3: be here. Although it's a gloomy-ass day, we got a
- 2:53Speaker 3: dope-ass pod for you. There's no sunshine outside Stop.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Complaining dog It was hot like fucking really hot Like
- 3:01Speaker 1: three weeks ago bro This is.
- 3:03Speaker 5: Great You're about to experience what a storm is Wouldn't
- 3:07Speaker 5: it be better with this type of weather with sun.
- 3:10Speaker 4: That's humidity It's literally almost fucking October And it's 90
- 3:14Speaker 4: degrees We're talking about sunshine What brings the heat you
- 3:18Speaker 4: retard The sun.
- 3:20Speaker 6: Even if it's not there It's still gonna be hot
- 3:23Speaker 6: out Summertime in California, dawg?
- 3:25Speaker 1: Don't talk weather with a Canadian.
- 3:27Speaker 7: All right.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Thank you, Ray, for running the boards, Morning Shot Films.
- 3:30Speaker 1: And trust, they would throw trash at the sun, too.
- 3:34Speaker 1: What is it? And now, back. It's been a long time.
- 3:37Speaker 1: This is one of my favorite comedians out there. Odyssey,
- 3:41Speaker 1: because he's just, I feel like he's high all the time,
- 3:43Speaker 1: but he's not. Because he actually went to rehab. So
- 3:47Speaker 1: let's welcome back the talented Dustin Ibarra, man.
- 3:50Speaker 8: Yeah, dude.
- 3:53Speaker 3: Thanks for being here, homie.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Thanks, man. Thanks for having me, dude. I'm surprised.
- 3:56Speaker 5: How do you go to the gym after sex, bro?
- 4:00Speaker 1: Bro, put on the Apple Watch. Sex counts. It does.
- 4:03Speaker 5: Oh, you did five minutes of working out.
- 4:07Speaker 1: This is the fastest record.
- 4:09Speaker 5: Your heart rate went from this and you're not doing
- 4:12Speaker 5: blow anymore.
- 4:12Speaker 1: What happened? You know what? The watch knew when I
- 4:17Speaker 1: was due drugs. Dude, me too.
- 4:18Speaker 5: Did you ever get the alert?
- 4:20Speaker 1: Your heart rate is unusually high?
- 4:22Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Every time, bro. At the comedy store, every time I'd
- 4:25Speaker 1: be looking at my watch, it wasn't because I was
- 4:27Speaker 1: checking the time. I was like, oh, shit. Am I
- 4:30Speaker 1: going to die? Didn't it make you more scared? Oh,
- 4:32Speaker 1: fuck yeah, dude.
- 4:34Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
- 4:34Speaker 1: I would just take it off. I'd be like, well,
- 4:36Speaker 1: you're no fun, bro. It's like that unfun friend is like, hey,
- 4:38Speaker 1: we're fucking partying. Get the fuck out of here, dude.
- 4:40Speaker 3: Be careful, guys.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Yeah he's like all right you need to leave dude
- 4:44Speaker 1: this shit's.
- 4:45Speaker 5: Like at 150 and then like 30 minutes later 170
- 4:47Speaker 5: you're like.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Yeah i've been sitting yeah exactly i've been sitting i
- 4:52Speaker 1: drank two beers that's such a stupid logic bro remember
- 4:56Speaker 1: when side dick eddie did that fucking bag and then
- 4:59Speaker 1: like and it wasn't the regular bag he wanted and
- 5:01Speaker 1: then he thought his first logic was like i'll just
- 5:03Speaker 1: down 12 coronas oh no i don't know i.
- 5:05Speaker 4: Feel like does that not work though i don't know
- 5:07Speaker 4: that works because uh Obviously, cocaine's an upper.
- 5:10Speaker 1: Alcohol's a downer. That wasn't gay in that bag, remember?
- 5:13Speaker 2: Yeah, but it still matters. You need something to slow
- 5:15Speaker 2: your heart rate down.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Yeah, because then you can keep going, too.
- 5:18Speaker 5: If you're fucking drinking while you're doing the blow, you
- 5:21Speaker 5: can just keep it going. You ever meet someone that
- 5:23Speaker 5: just does blow without drinking?
- 5:25Speaker 1: Jason Rouse.
- 5:26Speaker 9: Bro, he was who I was thinking.
- 5:28Speaker 1: I remember the first time. This was like years ago.
- 5:31Speaker 1: That's scary, bro. We were in Austin. And I was like, oh,
- 5:34Speaker 1: let's get a drink. He's like, no, I don't drink.
- 5:35Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, hang on a second. So you're just
- 5:37Speaker 1: doing blow, bro? And then this is his ashtray when
- 5:41Speaker 1: it's all done. It's just like a million cigarettes, bro.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:44Speaker 1: That's a lot of it. He darts it crazy, bro.
- 5:46Speaker 3: You know what? It's probably a good thing he doesn't
- 5:48Speaker 3: drink anymore, though.
- 5:49Speaker 1: You know, I looked at his criminal record because he
- 5:51Speaker 1: shared it with me, and yeah, bro, he definitely would
- 5:53Speaker 1: get in trouble.
- 5:53Speaker 3: 100%.
- 5:54Speaker 1: Indecent exposure, walking around naked, just stupid-ass, jackass shit.
- 5:59Speaker 3: That's the thing. He's not going to hurt anybody, but
- 6:01Speaker 3: he will shit in their tub.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Bro, his stand-up set where he walks naked in front
- 6:05Speaker 2: of the crowd?
- 6:06Speaker 1: The one he never released but he keeps talking about? No, no, no, no, no.
- 6:08Speaker 1: This is on YouTube.
- 6:09Speaker 4: Yo, anybody watching this, after the show, type in Jason
- 6:12Speaker 4: Ross comedy special.
- 6:13Speaker 2: He literally does a set. And then right before he's done,
- 6:17Speaker 2: he's like, give me a second, guys.
- 6:18Speaker 1: I'll be right back.
- 6:18Speaker 4: And he gets off stage, leaves the curtains, gets up.
- 6:22Speaker 4: I don't know how he got naked so fast. Walks
- 6:24Speaker 4: out naked, but his dick is tucked in between his legs.
- 6:27Speaker 4: And then he's trying to be funny. And then you're like, OK, LOL,
- 6:30Speaker 4: you're funny. Then he walks right through the middle of
- 6:32Speaker 4: the crowd.
- 6:33Speaker 2: In between seats. And he's talking about how he just
- 6:35Speaker 2: had diarrhea, bro.
- 6:37Speaker 4: And there's these cute Scandinavian women where you're like, bro,
- 6:41Speaker 4: these are not.
- 6:42Speaker 2: And they're dying. They're kind of gross style.
- 6:44Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:44Speaker 1: They love that shit up there.
- 6:46Speaker 2: He's crazy, bro. Yeah, that's wild, man.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Here you would have got sucked. Here you would have
- 6:51Speaker 1: got sucked by someone.
- 6:52Speaker 3: 100%.
- 6:52Speaker 1: There's not that many G.G. Allen approaches to comedy. I
- 6:55Speaker 1: don't know how many people would do some shit like
- 6:57Speaker 1: that where it's like, you know what? I'm going to
- 6:58Speaker 1: take a shit up here. That's his dream is to
- 7:00Speaker 1: play G.G.
- 7:00Speaker 3: Allen in a movie.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Okay, but my man is fucking aging, bro. He needs
- 7:06Speaker 1: to do an indie biopic before he fucking turns into
- 7:08Speaker 1: a full skeleton. Jason is over here like, who's that
- 7:12Speaker 1: vampire movie?
- 7:14Speaker 2: Remember that Universal movie?
- 7:15Speaker 1: Notre Dame or whatever.
- 7:16Speaker 5: Jason's Notre Dame. Just doing bomb summits.
- 7:21Speaker 1: In the coffin. Look it up. Let's go. Who wants
- 7:24Speaker 1: to play Gigi Allen? No, no. He needs to play Nostradamus.
- 7:27Speaker 2: He's played a serial killer in one of his movies.
- 7:29Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 7:29Speaker 1: He has been in a movie. Spare parts. He's played
- 7:30Speaker 1: it in his real life.
- 7:31Speaker 2: Well, you've been in his house? Yeah.
- 7:34Speaker 1: Bro, all black.
- 7:35Speaker 4: He literally has the Ouija board on the carpet that
- 7:37Speaker 4: you walk on.
- 7:38Speaker 3: No way.
- 7:38Speaker 1: And I was like, bro, I get it. It's fake.
- 7:41Speaker 3: He sleeps in a coffin, though.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Yeah, he's nuts, bro. Ouija boards freak me out, dude.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Have you ever played it?
- 7:46Speaker 2: No, dude.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Have you ever known somebody that played it? um yeah
- 7:49Speaker 1: i've heard some stories actually they're those people kind of
- 7:52Speaker 1: like shit changes after that they're like oh they did
- 7:54Speaker 1: probably did it all for fun and then they're like
- 7:56Speaker 1: oh shit that.
- 7:56Speaker 5: Shit really moved oh yeah and you can buy that
- 7:58Speaker 5: at toys r us it'll be like fucking uh fucking
- 8:01Speaker 5: guess who and then guess who fucking satan that's who
- 8:05Speaker 5: man i don't fuck with the ouija boards dude anything
- 8:08Speaker 5: like that like i watch movies like serial killer movies
- 8:11Speaker 5: and stuff i'm like oh that's fucking scary But if
- 8:13Speaker 5: it's like, if there's like demons, I'm like, dude, we
- 8:15Speaker 5: got to turn it.
- 8:16Speaker 1: Don't you feel, don't you feel sometimes? No, don't.
- 8:18Speaker 6: Ever since I came here, I've never heard more Hispanic.
- 8:21Speaker 1: People be like, fuck Ouija boards. Fuck Ouija boards, man.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Those movies where like, they'll have a seance or they're
- 8:29Speaker 1: doing like the candle work and all this shit. I'll
- 8:31Speaker 1: fucking mute that shit, dog. I don't want you to.
- 8:33Speaker 1: Me too. I don't know if you're fucking summoning some
- 8:34Speaker 1: shit in my house, dog. You know what I do, bro?
- 8:39Speaker 5: Sometimes I'll be listening to Tool or Alice in Chains,
- 8:42Speaker 5: and they'll have a part where it says, Jesus Christ.
- 8:44Speaker 5: And I'm like, let's turn that off. You guys are jamming,
- 8:47Speaker 5: but don't bring.
- 8:47Speaker 1: The Lord into this. Come on.
- 8:49Speaker 2: You know what song to this day freaks me out?
- 8:51Speaker 1: What?
- 8:52Speaker 4: And I know we've all heard it. Dancing with the
- 8:54Speaker 4: devil with the mortal technique. Bro, to this day, when
- 8:56Speaker 4: I hear that, I'm like looking behind my shoulder.
- 8:58Speaker 2: I was like, is the devil really behind me?
- 9:00Speaker 1: Are you like afraid of getting raped or what?
- 9:01Speaker 3: Huh?
- 9:02Speaker 1: He's afraid of doing it. No, if you listen to
- 9:04Speaker 1: the song. Listen to the end of the song. Yeah,
- 9:06Speaker 1: I know.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Listen to the end of the song.
- 9:08Speaker 1: He says, the devil's here. No, I'm familiar with the song,
- 9:10Speaker 1: but I'm just like, yo. I was like, so he's like,
- 9:12Speaker 1: what are you afraid of? Which part are you afraid of?
- 9:15Speaker 1: There's not really like demonic shit in it. Well, you
- 9:16Speaker 1: don't want to do anything.
- 9:17Speaker 2: You also don't want to be the rapist.
- 9:19Speaker 1: Which character? You don't want to be the son that
- 9:21Speaker 1: raped the mom. There was five guys in there, bro.
- 9:23Speaker 1: First of all, I can see why you're scared of that, bro.
- 9:25Speaker 1: You're like, I can't fight five guys, bro.
- 9:27Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 9:27Speaker 1: That's why you got to go to the gym, dog.
- 9:29Speaker 1: One guy can hold you down. Two guys can grip you, dog.
- 9:32Speaker 2: He claims that the story was somewhat real.
- 9:34Speaker 10: It is.
- 9:35Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy.
- 9:37Speaker 1: But it's like some New York shit that happened a
- 9:39Speaker 1: long time ago.
- 9:39Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Obviously, yeah.
- 9:40Speaker 4: But he claims that this really happened. That someone really, like,
- 9:42Speaker 4: in a gang initiation, they R-worded the mom.
- 9:45Speaker 2: And then when he.
- 9:46Speaker 4: took the thing off, they were like, holy shit, and
- 9:47Speaker 4: the guy killed himself.
- 9:48Speaker 8: What?
- 9:49Speaker 2: Yeah, and in the movie, he jumps off a ledge.
- 9:51Speaker 5: Dude, I like more of his, like, 9-11 was an
- 9:53Speaker 5: inside job.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Raps, you know what I'm saying? Like, I like his
- 9:56Speaker 1: Illuminati raps, man. You ever think some people... Which is
- 9:59Speaker 1: actually crazy, because more people died.
- 10:00Speaker 3: You know?
- 10:02Speaker 1: That is pretty insane. But no one got raped. Yeah,
- 10:06Speaker 1: that's a little too... America got pretty raped. Iraq got raped. Yeah,
- 10:12Speaker 1: that's true.
- 10:12Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Ouija boards have always freaked me out, man. Just, like,
- 10:16Speaker 1: anything the devil.
- 10:18Speaker 5: And Ouija boards too, so no one here has fucked
- 10:20Speaker 5: with a Ouija board, right?
- 10:22Speaker 3: No.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Okay.
- 10:23Speaker 2: No, I've been in the room where someone played it.
- 10:25Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 10:25Speaker 3: What'd they say? Hmm? I was little. Who were they calling?
- 10:28Speaker 3: It was your dad.
- 10:28Speaker 2: They were just like my older cousins trying to play.
- 10:32Speaker 4: And I was just kind of there playing the PlayStation
- 10:34Speaker 4: because they wouldn't let me play. But I didn't give
- 10:36Speaker 4: a fuck because I got to play for the PlayStation
- 10:38Speaker 4: for once.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Your cousins are conjuring the devil. Yeah, and I'm playing
- 10:41Speaker 1: fucking Super Mario, dog.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Because usually I wasn't allowed to.
- 10:44Speaker 3: You know how it is.
- 10:45Speaker 2: They had a new toy.
- 10:46Speaker 1: They're letting me play.
- 10:48Speaker 5: Did the spirit talk in Spanish or English?
- 10:50Speaker 1: All of a sudden there was a second player.
- 10:53Speaker 4: On the fucking game thing.
- 10:56Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? There's a second player now.
- 10:58Speaker 1: This guy's good at Mario Kart. Dustin, aside from doing comedy,
- 11:02Speaker 1: which is your main thing, but I've obviously loved following
- 11:07Speaker 1: your page because you've taken up the hobby of metal detecting.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, dude. I love metal detecting. How long have
- 11:14Speaker 1: you been doing that for? Probably like four years now.
- 11:17Speaker 1: And what brought that? Was that like your grandpa had one? No, no, dude.
- 11:23Speaker 1: My grandpapa used to metal tech. My papa used to
- 11:26Speaker 1: metal tech. I'm wondering, did somebody die and he just
- 11:29Speaker 1: went to the house and he was like, yo, I'll
- 11:31Speaker 1: take this. It seems like something he just find and
- 11:34Speaker 1: somebody's clubbing. No, I pursued it.
- 11:37Speaker 5: I just was like, so I moved to Redondo and
- 11:40Speaker 5: I was like, man, there's a beach right here.
- 11:42Speaker 1: I need to use this beach somehow.
- 11:44Speaker 5: I'm not going to go swimming. I'm not going to
- 11:46Speaker 5: go jogging. So I'm like, I'm going to fucking get
- 11:48Speaker 5: some metal detecting. Dude, I started with a shitty one.
- 11:52Speaker 1: And then you go out.
- 11:52Speaker 5: Like the Amazon one? Yeah, it's like a $ 50 one.
- 11:55Speaker 5: But the thing is, and then you start learning more.
- 11:57Speaker 5: It's like, because they got shit out there called black sand,
- 11:59Speaker 5: which is highly mineralized sand.
- 12:01Speaker 1: So it'll fuck with a cheap one. So then you
- 12:03Speaker 1: get in this little. Is it actual black? It's black sand.
- 12:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 12:06Speaker 5: And you got to fucking, so you got to get
- 12:08Speaker 5: a better one so it can differentiate you.
- 12:11Speaker 2: How deep is that rabbit hole? It sounds like.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Bro, it's deep, bro. It sounds deep. I heard you.
- 12:16Speaker 5: Because then I started putting like some of my finds online.
- 12:19Speaker 5: And then this whole metal detecting community, they'd start fucking me.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Like, you know, you're swinging that wrong. I'm like.
- 12:23Speaker 5: Because I'll get shit for my standup videos, but then
- 12:28Speaker 5: I'll get shit for my metal detecting videos. This guy
- 12:30Speaker 5: doesn't know what he's doing, man.
- 12:33Speaker 1: There's hecklers in the metal detecting community? There's fucking hecklers, bro.
- 12:35Speaker 5: And there's little communities where it's like, I teamed up
- 12:39Speaker 5: with it. So this lady, she was like, hey, you know,
- 12:41Speaker 5: I can help you out.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Come meet me.
- 12:43Speaker 5: And I met up with her, and she showed me
- 12:44Speaker 5: a bunch of metal detecting tips.
- 12:47Speaker 1: And she's good, too.
- 12:48Speaker 2: What's her biggest find? Have you met anyone with a
- 12:50Speaker 2: big find?
- 12:51Speaker 1: Or your biggest find? Bro, you know what's funny? His
- 12:52Speaker 1: biggest find was her. Yeah. She won't tell me, man.
- 12:57Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
- 12:57Speaker 1: They're very secret about it. They're like, there's a spot.
- 13:00Speaker 5: I can't tell you where it is, but I found
- 13:01Speaker 5: a Spanish... conquistador armor and i'm like oh damn that's
- 13:06Speaker 5: some crazy shit to find well the thing because you
- 13:08Speaker 5: start learning about history because we're in california right you
- 13:11Speaker 5: know there's no like uh native americans they didn't have
- 13:15Speaker 5: iron you know it wasn't a big iron society all
- 13:18Speaker 5: their tools were like stones and shit like that you
- 13:20Speaker 5: know like arrowheads so the only ancient like metal that
- 13:24Speaker 5: you're gonna find here would be from the spanish you
- 13:26Speaker 5: know so then you got to go to places like
- 13:28Speaker 5: where missions were set up because there was a ton
- 13:30Speaker 5: of missions and Right? So if you go to the missions,
- 13:32Speaker 5: you know people are going to be there or were there.
- 13:34Speaker 5: So then you got a better chance of finding that
- 13:36Speaker 5: ancient shit.
- 13:37Speaker 3: And where there's people, there's lost stuff.
- 13:39Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 13:40Speaker 1: But now it's like, it's mostly like bottle caps and
- 13:42Speaker 1: shit like that. So the odds of finding something actually
- 13:45Speaker 1: like something as rare as like that is it's very small? Yeah,
- 13:48Speaker 1: it's very small.
- 13:48Speaker 4: So are you looking more for like People's Jewelry, Apple Watch.
- 13:52Speaker 2: Yes, totally.
- 13:54Speaker 5: Also, LA, we got the most populated beaches, so you
- 13:56Speaker 5: can find a lot of shit. The waves are always
- 13:59Speaker 5: moving shit around. It's never like... You can go one day,
- 14:03Speaker 5: and there'll be nothing at a spot. Next day, you
- 14:05Speaker 5: go back, and there's some shit there.
- 14:06Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense, because I remember when
- 14:07Speaker 1: I used to ride bikes at the beach, those people
- 14:10Speaker 1: would be would be there at the same time the
- 14:13Speaker 1: next day and they're going over it and i'm just
- 14:15Speaker 1: like what that's like yeah you should have found it
- 14:17Speaker 1: yeah you should have found but then also people are
- 14:19Speaker 1: always dropping shit you know and it'll be like dude
- 14:22Speaker 1: i hate because sometimes i'll be metal detecting i'll be
- 14:24Speaker 1: like oh this is fun but then i'll see another
- 14:26Speaker 1: metal detection oh.
- 14:27Speaker 5: This bitch you know there's all these like rules that
- 14:30Speaker 5: you gotta go by like if you got a line
- 14:32Speaker 5: in the sand you can't like You can't intersect with
- 14:35Speaker 5: his line. So it's like pretty much whichever way I'm looking,
- 14:39Speaker 5: I have the rest of that land.
- 14:40Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
- 14:42Speaker 3: There's rules to this shit.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Dude, there's definitely rules, bro.
- 14:45Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 14:45Speaker 1: And then it's like... They'll check you if you're like, hey, man,
- 14:48Speaker 1: you're on my line. Yeah, you can't do shit like that.
- 14:51Speaker 5: But I hate whenever they're, like, metal detecting, it's already
- 14:53Speaker 5: a fucking nerdy thing.
- 14:54Speaker 1: So it's like, you know. I was about to say,
- 14:56Speaker 1: who's checking you? I'm not going to lie. No one's
- 14:58Speaker 1: going to check you. No one's checking me. Fuck you.
- 15:00Speaker 1: I do lines. I do real lines. Like, shut up.
- 15:03Speaker 1: I was like, we'll start checking.
- 15:06Speaker 2: Yeah, no one's going to check E-Zone if he's fucking.
- 15:09Speaker 1: He pulls out a gun, but from the sand. Oh, shit.
- 15:14Speaker 1: They're like, your shit's my shit now. Look what we found, Dustin.
- 15:18Speaker 1: Look what we found.
- 15:19Speaker 5: Yeah, they'll come up and they'll start talking. And then
- 15:21Speaker 5: I'm like, it gets a little weird because I'm like,
- 15:23Speaker 5: oh man, now they probably, these people on the beach,
- 15:25Speaker 5: because there's.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Like baddies out there. They're like, oh, look at these nerds.
- 15:28Speaker 5: They're having a little metal detecting convention.
- 15:31Speaker 1: Yo, fuck that, bitch. What if you find like a
- 15:34Speaker 1: gold nugget or some shit? And then you're just like, bitch,
- 15:36Speaker 1: this is like 10K.
- 15:38Speaker 5: Dude, the main thing you would find on the beach
- 15:39Speaker 5: would be like, so if you find a ring, that's cool.
- 15:43Speaker 1: You know, this gold ring, that's even better.
- 15:44Speaker 5: But if you find a ring with like diamonds in it,
- 15:46Speaker 5: you're fine.
- 15:47Speaker 2: Oh, dude.
- 15:48Speaker 1: And I've seen people online do that. I haven't found
- 15:50Speaker 1: one yet, but. That's going to happen.
- 15:51Speaker 2: I was about to ask.
- 15:53Speaker 4: There has to be days where it's so packed. Like
- 15:55Speaker 4: on 4th of July, that's your guys' fucking Thanksgiving or whatever.
- 15:59Speaker 4: There's so much bullshit.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Do you wait for them to leave or while they're there?
- 16:03Speaker 1: July 5th. July 5th.
- 16:04Speaker 3: I'll do it.
- 16:05Speaker 1: While they're there. I'll do it while they're there.
- 16:08Speaker 5: Because I record it and people will come up and
- 16:10Speaker 5: sometimes people will be like, hey, I lost this.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Can you find it? It's like, oh, we're going on
- 16:14Speaker 1: an adventure.
- 16:16Speaker 5: So, dude, one thing I'll do is you start looking
- 16:19Speaker 5: at community events that are on the beach because you're like, oh,
- 16:23Speaker 5: there's a concert that day. I'm going to hit it
- 16:24Speaker 5: up the next morning. This guy's behind.
- 16:28Speaker 3: People at their pockets and shit.
- 16:30Speaker 2: He's just following people out to concerts.
- 16:33Speaker 5: Dude, you find a lot of condom rappers, man. People
- 16:37Speaker 5: are fucking at the beach, bro.
- 16:38Speaker 1: That's such an uncomfortable place to fuck if you don't
- 16:40Speaker 1: have a... Even with a towel, you're going to get
- 16:42Speaker 1: some shit. I know, what are you going to do, man?
- 16:44Speaker 1: You're going to get some sand in your assholes and pussy.
- 16:47Speaker 2: That's young, brand new couples, bro. You only do that
- 16:49Speaker 2: when you're mad at the beach. You're just mad. You're
- 16:52Speaker 2: not doing that. You're like, let's go back fucking home.
- 16:54Speaker 3: The sandy pussy makes it extra ripped for your pleasure.
- 16:58Speaker 1: That shit's all scratchy. So you keep going to the beach,
- 17:04Speaker 1: and I mentioned it to you. Goddamn. For a second,
- 17:07Speaker 1: it felt like a goddamn earthquake. I got Optimus Prime
- 17:10Speaker 1: out there. Holy shit. My ass is shaking. Holy shit.
- 17:14Speaker 1: I don't even know what's going on. Well, apparently Optimus
- 17:16Speaker 1: Prime is out there. Anyways... So we were talking about,
- 17:21Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you should come sometime to go metal detecting.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:24Speaker 1: And I'm just like, well, have you ever hit up
- 17:25Speaker 1: like a hiking trail? Is it strictly like sand or
- 17:29Speaker 1: can you go to like a park?
- 17:32Speaker 5: No, you can go anywhere. I mean, legally, like you
- 17:34Speaker 5: can't really. So the sand, the beaches are like public,
- 17:39Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying?
- 17:39Speaker 1: So you can go there.
- 17:40Speaker 5: But like parks, it gets a little dicey. But also,
- 17:44Speaker 5: I like the sand because you don't have to dig
- 17:45Speaker 5: as hard. On the hikes, you're going to have to
- 17:47Speaker 5: come out with a fucking shovel and be like.
- 17:49Speaker 1: Get your Jurassic Park on.
- 17:51Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
- 17:51Speaker 1: Get your little brush. But what about the odds of
- 17:54Speaker 1: you finding something more valuable? It's probably like, I don't know, maybe. No,
- 17:57Speaker 1: I don't think so.
- 17:58Speaker 5: Because more people, you can lose shit easier at the beach.
- 18:01Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying?
- 18:02Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, sand.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Yeah, as soon as you get covered a little bit
- 18:05Speaker 1: of sand, you can't fucking find it.
- 18:07Speaker 3: So how deep does it go?
- 18:09Speaker 1: It goes pretty deep, man.
- 18:11Speaker 3: Yeah. So you've ever had to dig for some shit?
- 18:13Speaker 1: Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Dude, I'll be like digging a
- 18:15Speaker 1: big asshole, man. And then people will start like, come on,
- 18:17Speaker 1: what the fuck is that guy doing? Dude, so Redondo Beach,
- 18:22Speaker 1: there used to be. You must look crazy. Well, LA,
- 18:25Speaker 1: there used to be like a whole trolley system. Do
- 18:27Speaker 1: you know that?
- 18:28Speaker 5: Yeah it was like this big thing it was like
- 18:30Speaker 5: the best transit system if it's tight if they would
- 18:33Speaker 5: have kept it we would have been on top tires
- 18:35Speaker 5: baby but there was a uh there was a conspiracy
- 18:37Speaker 5: behind that about how like basically the oil companies were
- 18:40Speaker 5: like hang on this trolley system we can't fucking do
- 18:42Speaker 5: this we need cars so they yeah they abandoned it
- 18:44Speaker 5: but so i was digging one time and i was
- 18:46Speaker 5: like what the fuck is this this is deep and
- 18:48Speaker 5: it's big and i i was like oh shit i
- 18:50Speaker 5: found the trolley rail and then i found the other
- 18:52Speaker 5: rail and apparently like they had it like going all
- 18:55Speaker 5: the way from like um Like, Redondo, like, South Bay
- 18:58Speaker 5: area to Santa Monica.
- 19:01Speaker 3: And how deep in the sand was it?
- 19:03Speaker 1: It was pretty deep. I want to say it was, like,
- 19:04Speaker 1: six feet, five or six feet. I was, like, in
- 19:06Speaker 1: a hole, bro.
- 19:07Speaker 3: That's how much we've covered.
- 19:09Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, dude. You know what I mean?
- 19:10Speaker 5: And if you keep, bro, if you keep, because sometimes
- 19:13Speaker 5: it'll be something where you just find it.
- 19:14Speaker 1: And you don't even know what the fuck it is.
- 19:16Speaker 5: But you're like, this is heavy. This is like, and
- 19:17Speaker 5: I got to go do a spa. I'll cover it up,
- 19:21Speaker 5: but I'll mark it. I'll be like, I'm coming back.
- 19:23Speaker 1: Here for this shit, man.
- 19:25Speaker 5: Okay, so you just like, you go back because it's
- 19:27Speaker 5: too heavy to take and it's like some big piece?
- 19:29Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be like ridiculous, man.
- 19:30Speaker 5: Like I found one of those, some old ass radio
- 19:34Speaker 5: station left like a barrel full. That had their fucking
- 19:37Speaker 5: logo on it. And I was like, oh, I want
- 19:39Speaker 5: to take this. But this is like, you know. Did
- 19:41Speaker 5: you take it? It's like a day-long project. No, because
- 19:43Speaker 5: it was too heavy and too big, man.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Like how big?
- 19:47Speaker 5: Because you got to start. You got to dig it.
- 19:48Speaker 5: It's like a drum, like an oil drum. drum type
- 19:50Speaker 5: of shit.
- 19:50Speaker 2: So it's like half of this table?
- 19:52Speaker 5: Uh probably the whole table maybe a little bit less
- 19:54Speaker 5: than half of the table oh it's like a two-man
- 19:56Speaker 5: job bro it's a two-man job i've thought about it
- 19:59Speaker 5: too i've thought about like hiring someone like on task.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Just call me bro we could film it for content.
- 20:03Speaker 5: Bro i'll bring you out next time there is one
- 20:05Speaker 5: thing bro because there is this thing that i know
- 20:07Speaker 5: it's there and it looks like this fucking like pillar
- 20:09Speaker 5: type thing but i there's.
- 20:11Speaker 1: No way i'm gonna lift it out myself we could
- 20:13Speaker 1: do it let's.
- 20:13Speaker 5: Go we could go out dude with a four-man team
- 20:15Speaker 5: we could totally do it.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Yeah yeah I know where it's at, too. I got
- 20:19Speaker 1: it marked, bro.
- 20:20Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 20:21Speaker 4: Hey, so you said your first one was an Amazon one.
- 20:24Speaker 4: You said that was, like, a $ 50 grab, right?
- 20:25Speaker 1: Yeah, it was, like, a shitty one.
- 20:26Speaker 2: Like, the one you got now, it sounds pretty legit.
- 20:29Speaker 1: It's good, dude. Bro, and also, people, like, send me
- 20:31Speaker 1: metal detectors. Like, companies. Oh, that's sick. You got sponsors, dog? Bro,
- 20:35Speaker 1: shout out Garrett Metal Detectors, man. Yeah. They send me, like...
- 20:40Speaker 1: do whatever you love and just do it.
- 20:42Speaker 5: It's so weird too, because it started as this thing
- 20:46Speaker 5: where I was like, I'm just kind of doing this,
- 20:47Speaker 5: like his little therapeutic fucking, just going out in nature.
- 20:51Speaker 5: And then it becomes this, like, you just start putting
- 20:53Speaker 5: up little clips and then some of them will start
- 20:55Speaker 5: going viral. And you're like, man, I really like doing this.
- 20:58Speaker 5: So I'll do like a tick tock live with it.
- 20:59Speaker 5: And I'll just have people in there. I put googly
- 21:02Speaker 5: eyes on my metal detector. I call it diggy smalls.
- 21:05Speaker 5: So it's like a whole fucking character.
- 21:07Speaker 2: And, Oh, that's hilarious.
- 21:08Speaker 1: It is a good time. We got to go out, man.
- 21:10Speaker 2: No, I mean, what I mean by, well, you said therapeutic.
- 21:12Speaker 8: Go ahead.
- 21:13Speaker 1: How often do you do it?
- 21:15Speaker 5: I haven't done it in a little bit because I've
- 21:16Speaker 5: been on the road, but I'm going to, maybe I'll
- 21:18Speaker 5: go today, actually.
- 21:19Speaker 1: And you don't do it on the road? Sometimes I'll
- 21:22Speaker 1: bring my detector. I went to Miami and I brought it,
- 21:25Speaker 1: but it was hot as shit out there. Is this
- 21:27Speaker 1: a lot of Coke bags? I wish. You find needles, though,
- 21:32Speaker 1: out here, bro. Bro, okay.
- 21:35Speaker 5: Dude, if you knew how much shit is under there
- 21:38Speaker 5: that can stab you.
- 21:41Speaker 1: Bro, I know, dude. There's not a reason for this
- 21:43Speaker 1: fucker not to go to the beach. I hate the beach.
- 21:45Speaker 5: Bro, just wear Crocs or something because there's some shit
- 21:47Speaker 5: under there, bro.
- 21:48Speaker 1: Crocs are fire.
- 21:49Speaker 5: Rusty nails all the time. Little, like, shards of metal. Yeah,
- 21:53Speaker 5: every now and then a fucking hypodermic needle.
- 21:58Speaker 1: Heroin needle, man. What, with gloves and shit? Yeah, I
- 22:00Speaker 1: wear gloves.
- 22:01Speaker 5: Bro, that's the thing, because I was, like, online, and
- 22:03Speaker 5: I would be doing it, and the other metal detector.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Was like, bro, you don't have any gloves on. You
- 22:07Speaker 1: don't fuck it. And I'm like, oh, dude, what do
- 22:09Speaker 1: I do? I'm sorry.
- 22:10Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Bro, so I bought some gloves, and, like, yeah. Like
- 22:14Speaker 1: gardening type of gloves, or, like? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah,
- 22:17Speaker 1: like the thick ones, right? Yeah, thick ones, yeah. So
- 22:19Speaker 1: it has to be, like, those leather, like, those, like,
- 22:21Speaker 1: burnt falconing gloves. Yeah, exactly. Those fucking, yeah, the plasticky things.
- 22:25Speaker 3: So you could just.
- 22:26Speaker 4: No, it's funny, because I could see, like, Well, if
- 22:28Speaker 4: you're an older person and you live by the beach
- 22:30Speaker 4: and you got to walk, you might as well metal detect.
- 22:32Speaker 1: Exactly, man.
- 22:33Speaker 2: Guys, if you got to walk.
- 22:34Speaker 1: Imagine you go to a beach rave. You go to
- 22:39Speaker 1: a beach rave, dog.
- 22:40Speaker 5: Xavier's all having a good-ass time in that chain. That's
- 22:43Speaker 5: a gold chain he has on it.
- 22:44Speaker 1: He's like, whoo. He fucking drops it, dog. Next day, dog,
- 22:47Speaker 1: 24 karat gold. You take it into the paisai at
- 22:50Speaker 1: the fucking Swami. He's cashing you out. Dude, I'm thinking
- 22:52Speaker 1: about doing.
- 22:53Speaker 12: That, too.
- 22:53Speaker 1: Because I have a box of treasure. And I'm like,
- 22:55Speaker 1: should I sell this, man? But it's kind of like
- 22:57Speaker 1: my rainy day fund, you know? Well, I mean, if
- 22:59Speaker 1: it's precious metals, like, you can flip it, man. I mean,
- 23:03Speaker 1: it's not real. I mean, that's just gold. Start melting it.
- 23:05Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 23:06Speaker 1: But, like, I mean, that definitely could... If it's, like,
- 23:08Speaker 1: a rainy day, if you're already doing well, you just
- 23:10Speaker 1: accumulate it. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly.
- 23:12Speaker 5: It's my post-apocalyptic... Like, I didn't sell, like, some of
- 23:16Speaker 5: my valuables till, like, I'm like, you know what?
- 23:18Speaker 2: I was like, I can get out of a jam now.
- 23:19Speaker 1: I was like, fuck it. And then I sold one
- 23:21Speaker 1: of my, like, expensive cards. At the card show, right?
- 23:25Speaker 1: At the card show.
- 23:25Speaker 4: Yeah, this fool literally just fucking sold something he's been
- 23:27Speaker 4: holding on for so long.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Did someone approach you? No, I walked around every booth
- 23:32Speaker 1: because I knew I had something that was, like, just...
- 23:36Speaker 1: if you're a real collector, you want that. And I
- 23:39Speaker 1: walked around and I was like, let me just go
- 23:41Speaker 1: talk to all the Asian guys because I know they
- 23:43Speaker 1: probably have the money first. There was an Asian guy
- 23:45Speaker 1: who bought it. Then I talked to all the Arab guys.
- 23:47Speaker 1: They didn't want to buy it either. Who was your
- 23:50Speaker 1: last race of people? And honestly, I was like, this
- 23:54Speaker 1: is God saying, don't ever fucking judge motherfuckers, dog. Fucking
- 23:58Speaker 1: skinny Hispanic kid, dog. Just didn't even have the most
- 24:01Speaker 1: crazy booth. He just had a case. And he was like,
- 24:04Speaker 1: I need a showroom piece. And I was like, oh, shit.
- 24:07Speaker 1: And he just cashed me out. Shout out to you, Andy.
- 24:09Speaker 1: That's awesome, man. Andy, let's go. I'd like to find
- 24:14Speaker 1: a car that'd be cool under there, man.
- 24:17Speaker 11: A car?
- 24:17Speaker 1: A car under the sand. That'd be fucking awesome. That
- 24:19Speaker 1: Street Fighter car? Could you imagine, bro? Just like, you start,
- 24:22Speaker 1: then you drive it off on the.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Sand, dude. Is there anything you found that you got
- 24:25Speaker 3: really excited about that you were like.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Oh, like bullets or something like that? You'll find bullets, yeah.
- 24:29Speaker 1: You'll find bullets. Some people find guns. I haven't found
- 24:32Speaker 1: a gun.
- 24:32Speaker 8: Oh, dude.
- 24:32Speaker 5: Okay, so there's this like, website that um you can
- 24:36Speaker 5: sign up as a metal detector to work with like
- 24:38Speaker 5: crime scene units and they can yeah so this was
- 24:41Speaker 5: deep in.
- 24:42Speaker 9: This deep careful people if you're thinking about it yeah
- 24:48Speaker 9: watch out do it responsibly yeah dude you can like
- 24:52Speaker 9: work with the police and stuff.
- 24:54Speaker 5: And like you know i'll find like knives and shit
- 24:56Speaker 5: like that what's cool is i mean anything metal you
- 25:00Speaker 5: can find but you're gonna find a bunch of bullshit
- 25:02Speaker 5: too you know It's kind of like life.
- 25:04Speaker 1: It's a metaphor.
- 25:06Speaker 3: Metal detecting is life.
- 25:07Speaker 1: You got to go through a bunch of shit before
- 25:09Speaker 1: you find the good shit, I guess. A ton of
- 25:11Speaker 1: bottle caps. Have you done, like, lakes?
- 25:13Speaker 2: I can see lakes popping off.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I did a lake one time. Lakes are cool.
- 25:16Speaker 1: They don't work underwater? Yeah, they work underwater. Oh, really? Bro,
- 25:19Speaker 1: I bought one, too.
- 25:20Speaker 5: It's this little mini one that you can go diving
- 25:24Speaker 5: with and shit.
- 25:24Speaker 1: So I went to Hawaii because I didn't want to
- 25:26Speaker 1: bring my pool thing. And I'm like, I don't want
- 25:27Speaker 1: to get in there.
- 25:28Speaker 5: But it's like, dude, I'm too fucking fat to like.
- 25:32Speaker 5: The waves are like rocking me around and shit.
- 25:34Speaker 1: I saw it. Take it to your foot. Bro, there's... Dude,
- 25:38Speaker 1: I've thought about putting... I can picture you trying to
- 25:40Speaker 1: get it, but then like, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're
- 25:42Speaker 1: fucking running around. You're on belly again, bro. You're like dying.
- 25:45Speaker 3: Oh, God.
- 25:46Speaker 1: It's a fucking paper clip.
- 25:48Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Come on. Fuck. Dude, that is.
- 25:52Speaker 5: You didn't find anything in Hawaii? Well, you know, isn't
- 25:54Speaker 5: it great? No, I didn't find anything.
- 25:56Speaker 1: What about like the thing about Hawaii? Don't they say
- 25:58Speaker 1: it's like, yo, don't take it if you find it
- 26:00Speaker 1: at the beach, and then it's like it's going to
- 26:01Speaker 1: be cursed or some shit?
- 26:02Speaker 3: Yeah, but.
- 26:02Speaker 1: What, they say that for real? Yeah, that was like
- 26:04Speaker 1: a Brady Bunch episode, bro.
- 26:05Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that.
- 26:07Speaker 1: They also have a lot of people that have like, yo,
- 26:09Speaker 1: I took this fucking rock and this bad shit happened
- 26:12Speaker 1: after this.
- 26:13Speaker 2: Well, they say that in a lot of places.
- 26:15Speaker 1: I guess it's like they say that places because it's stolen.
- 26:18Speaker 1: Leave it as you found it. Yeah. But they do
- 26:21Speaker 1: search your bags.
- 26:22Speaker 2: I know that.
- 26:23Speaker 1: They'll take coral and shit.
- 26:24Speaker 3: Oh, really? Yeah.
- 26:25Speaker 1: They'll take corals.
- 26:28Speaker 5: Dude, one time I had it, and I fucking had
- 26:31Speaker 5: some coral with me, and I had weed there, too.
- 26:33Speaker 1: And they left the weed, and they took the coral.
- 26:35Speaker 1: I'm like, fucking dicks, bro. Yeah, just fucking take it.
- 26:40Speaker 1: They're like, thanks for finding this, bro.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Which is crazy, because they're not going to go put
- 26:43Speaker 2: it back at the beach.
- 26:44Speaker 1: No, no, they're not. It just goes in the trash.
- 26:47Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a cultural thing, though. But the things
- 26:49Speaker 5: you're finding at the beach in Hawaii, they're not from Hawaii.
- 26:52Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? They didn't get into iron.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Did you try to hit up the beach side after
- 26:58Speaker 1: that first storm wave? Dude, storms are great for that.
- 27:01Speaker 1: I was going to say, so that first wall, the
- 27:04Speaker 1: beach wall, all this place got destroyed at Huntington Beach
- 27:09Speaker 1: and all this stuff. So I'm like, dude, all that
- 27:10Speaker 1: shit got fucking washed away. And now we have a
- 27:13Speaker 1: second wave of El Nino or the storm coming up
- 27:15Speaker 1: in the next two weeks. Dude, I'm excited. And I'm like, yo,
- 27:17Speaker 1: I was like, all that shit that's going to wash
- 27:19Speaker 1: up because pretty much the ocean is going to throw up.
- 27:21Speaker 1: And it's just going to be like, yo, come dig
- 27:23Speaker 1: through my throat. Exactly, man.
- 27:25Speaker 5: That's the thing, dude. After storms, because it doesn't rain
- 27:28Speaker 5: a lot here. So after it rains, though, you know
- 27:30Speaker 5: you're going to find some crazy shit.
- 27:31Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
- 27:32Speaker 1: I'm getting one, dog, and I'm going with this fool.
- 27:34Speaker 5: Dude, I'll let you borrow one of mine. Because I
- 27:36Speaker 5: got like, dude, I got a fuck. I got like,
- 27:38Speaker 5: I probably got.
- 27:39Speaker 1: Like six detectors now. So which one do you have? Bro,
- 27:41Speaker 1: I got two in my trunk right now. Just ready
- 27:44Speaker 1: to go.
- 27:44Speaker 3: What's your go-to?
- 27:45Speaker 1: My go-to?
- 27:46Speaker 5: I got the Noctil Legend. It's a good, it's a
- 27:49Speaker 5: really good metal detector. And then I got the Garrett.
- 27:51Speaker 3: What do you call it?
- 27:52Speaker 1: I call it Diggy Smalls. Diggy Smalls.
- 27:55Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 27:55Speaker 2: Have you ever tried maybe Snow? Because I go snowboarding,
- 27:58Speaker 2: and I've lost.
- 27:58Speaker 1: Shit in the snow. Oh, that would be interesting, man. Yeah,
- 28:01Speaker 1: because I've lost shit while snowboarding. Trust me. That's a
- 28:03Speaker 1: good idea. These motherfuckers are skiing in the snow. It's
- 28:06Speaker 1: just covered in the snow. It's just water. Dude, I
- 28:08Speaker 1: would totally do that.
- 28:09Speaker 4: Like, I've lost cameras up there, and once you lost it,
- 28:11Speaker 4: you don't even really look for it, because you're like.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Dude, where the fuck are these? No, it's impossible, because
- 28:15Speaker 1: you're like... Yeah, you just give up.
- 28:16Speaker 2: You're so mad.
- 28:17Speaker 4: Like, I lost a GoPro, and I was like, I
- 28:19Speaker 4: went down the same, like, slope that I went to
- 28:22Speaker 4: and I tried to find it.
- 28:23Speaker 2: It was that thing. I literally had just bought it, bro. Oh,
- 28:25Speaker 2: I hate that.
- 28:27Speaker 4: You're so frustrated. You have the fucking receipt. You go
- 28:29Speaker 4: talk to the people in the front and you just
- 28:31Speaker 4: got to know. You got to take the L. You're
- 28:33Speaker 4: not finding it, bro.
- 28:35Speaker 1: You're not going to find it, man. I know. Fucking conniving.
- 28:39Speaker 5: That's what I see you have to go through.
- 28:42Speaker 2: You should maybe take it. It could be a thing,
- 28:44Speaker 2: especially in the resorts.
- 28:45Speaker 1: I was thinking about when I used to go to
- 28:47Speaker 1: the beach when I was younger with my family dog.
- 28:49Speaker 2: I think one of my uncles lost his wedding ring, right?
- 28:51Speaker 1: Yeah. In the ocean. And now that I'm thinking about it,
- 28:54Speaker 1: I was like, how many uncles had that shit happen
- 28:56Speaker 1: to them? So many, dude. So many.
- 28:59Speaker 2: You can find those.
- 29:00Speaker 3: I wonder how many guys went to propose and dropped it.
- 29:04Speaker 1: With the pier? No, but I'm talking about like they
- 29:05Speaker 1: were swimming or they were in the water. They just
- 29:07Speaker 1: went in for a dip and then like the shit just.
- 29:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing, too.
- 29:11Speaker 5: Dude, that's how I proposed to my fiance, actually, is
- 29:15Speaker 5: I took her out metal detecting.
- 29:16Speaker 1: I hit the ring in the sand.
- 29:18Speaker 7: I know.
- 29:20Speaker 1: That's Casanova shit right there. You also hit the ring
- 29:22Speaker 1: and then left it? No. Fuck no. I pretended I
- 29:27Speaker 1: gave a false signal.
- 29:28Speaker 5: I was like, there's something here that I put it down.
- 29:32Speaker 1: That's what you got to commit, bro. You're not leaving
- 29:34Speaker 1: like a fucking expensive i'm.
- 29:36Speaker 13: Like this guy's like he's like i left the x
- 29:39Speaker 13: right here bro did you see that guy who went
- 29:42Speaker 13: to jail for like 10 years because he wouldn't reveal
- 29:45Speaker 13: where this treasure is.
- 29:47Speaker 3: And then when he got out he just went and
- 29:48Speaker 3: found it.
- 29:48Speaker 5: Well i think he's still in jail but it'll be
- 29:51Speaker 5: there when he gets out but yeah because he took
- 29:53Speaker 5: some um some Spanish coinage, which I think that's fucked
- 29:56Speaker 5: up that the government steps in, they can take your shit.
- 29:58Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 29:58Speaker 1: They can do that? Like, if you find, like, if.
- 30:00Speaker 5: You find, like, a historical thing, they can come in
- 30:02Speaker 5: and be like, oh, that's fucking, that's from the Battle
- 30:05Speaker 5: of whatever.
- 30:05Speaker 2: Like, if you believe in dinosaurs and there's a fossil
- 30:08Speaker 2: in your.
- 30:09Speaker 4: property they can go in there and say fuck you
- 30:11Speaker 4: this is fucking our shit you gotta move.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Three fucking gold coins and this shit this should have christopher.
- 30:16Speaker 4: You better melt it you better melt that shit and
- 30:18Speaker 4: not let them know that this is historic because it
- 30:20Speaker 4: will end up in a museum and you will get
- 30:22Speaker 4: yeah zero fucking money oh hell yeah i'm going.
- 30:24Speaker 5: To the fucking you gotta melt yeah don't tell anyone
- 30:26Speaker 5: yeah you gotta melt that shit bro i don't even
- 30:28Speaker 5: get excited like because sometimes i like fine like if
- 30:30Speaker 5: there's a bunch of people around i find something say
- 30:32Speaker 5: i find like a gold ring i'm like i can't
- 30:34Speaker 5: like be like yeah this is because they'll be like Hey,
- 30:36Speaker 5: that's my ring, man.
- 30:37Speaker 1: Like, you'll see shit like that. Like, people will come
- 30:40Speaker 1: up and just try to fucking steal it.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Well, the government's sneaky, bro. Like, the government, you know
- 30:44Speaker 2: how the.
- 30:45Speaker 1: That's fucked up. That's the equivalent of the government. What
- 30:47Speaker 1: those people are doing, that's the equivalent of the government.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Whenever you find gold coins, man. Like, oh, that's mine, actually. Yeah.
- 30:53Speaker 1: They're like, oh, we lost that years ago.
- 30:55Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 30:55Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 30:57Speaker 1: Thanks for finding it.
- 30:58Speaker 3: You ever notice some guys just following you around the beach?
- 31:01Speaker 1: Some people will.
- 31:02Speaker 5: Dude, I'll have people, like, if they're interested, I'll be like,
- 31:04Speaker 5: you want to come metal attack with me?
- 31:06Speaker 1: And I'll just, like, I'll let them. I'll show them
- 31:07Speaker 1: how to do it and shit.
- 31:09Speaker 3: Do they get to keep what they find or is
- 31:10Speaker 3: it still yours?
- 31:11Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Bro, one time?
- 31:13Speaker 3: Okay.
- 31:14Speaker 5: This is fucking crazy. So the showrunner of Ghost, that
- 31:19Speaker 5: show that I'm on, he was like, hey, you metal attack.
- 31:21Speaker 5: I'm like, my kid's really into that. Can you go
- 31:23Speaker 5: out with us?
- 31:24Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, cool. So I took him. He's like
- 31:26Speaker 1: my boss. He's like the big guy. And so we're
- 31:28Speaker 1: metal detecting, not finding anything. The kid's got it. He's
- 31:31Speaker 1: doing it all wrong. But I'm like, nah, he's a kid,
- 31:33Speaker 1: you know?
- 31:33Speaker 5: So the last thing is like, I'm like, I got
- 31:37Speaker 5: the metal detector. I'm like, oh, there's something here. You
- 31:38Speaker 5: want to scoop it up, buddy? He scoops it up.
- 31:41Speaker 5: Solid gold ring, man. And he's like, yeah, I got
- 31:44Speaker 5: to read.
- 31:44Speaker 1: And I'm looking at the show and I'm like, ah,
- 31:46Speaker 1: that's crazy. But then he was like, hey, he's just
- 31:51Speaker 1: going to lose it. You can keep it. I'm like, oh, thanks, man.
- 31:54Speaker 1: He's like a millionaire already. So to me, I was like, oh,
- 31:57Speaker 1: my God.
- 31:57Speaker 3: He saw it in your eyes. He's like.
- 32:00Speaker 1: This guy wants to.
- 32:02Speaker 3: He's out here.
- 32:03Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if he told you, he's like, just
- 32:05Speaker 1: teach my kid how to do it. And it's just like, bro,
- 32:08Speaker 1: I'm teaching you. Like, fuck, bro. That's like, yeah, but
- 32:10Speaker 1: I can't. I know what you mean. I told him that, yeah,
- 32:14Speaker 1: you can keep it.
- 32:14Speaker 5: Because I also didn't want to, you know, it was
- 32:17Speaker 5: my job, too.
- 32:19Speaker 1: I didn't want to get fired.
- 32:21Speaker 2: Fuck.
- 32:21Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, I noticed I don't have any lines
- 32:23Speaker 1: in this episode.
- 32:24Speaker 8: Well, fuck.
- 32:26Speaker 3: Should have left my kid keep the fucking ring.
- 32:28Speaker 1: Is that why they didn't tag you, bro? They didn't
- 32:31Speaker 1: tag me, man. So that ring that you found, was
- 32:36Speaker 1: it a good find? You haven't cashed in on anything, huh? No, no.
- 32:40Speaker 5: But what you'll do is you'll find a ring and
- 32:42Speaker 5: then you learn. If it's a real gold thing, there
- 32:45Speaker 5: will be a marking on the inside of it. And
- 32:47Speaker 5: then sometimes, I don't keep everything. If someone legitimately is like, hey, man,
- 32:52Speaker 5: I lost this key.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Help me find it.
- 32:54Speaker 5: I'll go help him find it i'm not gonna keep
- 32:56Speaker 5: like there's this guy one time he lost he was
- 32:59Speaker 5: playing volleyball and he was wearing his grandpa's like world
- 33:02Speaker 5: war ii dog tags and he lost it at the
- 33:04Speaker 5: beach and i was like he's like he helped find
- 33:06Speaker 5: it and i found it for him oh yeah he
- 33:08Speaker 5: was really grateful he sent me a hundred bucks on
- 33:10Speaker 5: an apple i was like oh.
- 33:11Speaker 1: That's fucking cool that's like you know what dude good
- 33:14Speaker 1: karma like this car there's such a thing as karma
- 33:17Speaker 1: fucking points dog and sometimes you just don't know where
- 33:18Speaker 1: you're gonna get them like yesterday i fucking got like
- 33:21Speaker 1: uh I've got the reward for one of them, dog.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Remember I told you that lady that I helped out
- 33:25Speaker 1: outside of BevMo? There was this lady. I was at
- 33:28Speaker 1: BevMo with my lady a couple weeks back. And she's like,
- 33:32Speaker 1: it was hot as fuck. She was outside waiting. Her
- 33:34Speaker 1: phone was off. But I know she was trying to
- 33:36Speaker 1: look to ask somebody if they could use their phone.
- 33:38Speaker 1: But people were kind of just in a rush. And
- 33:41Speaker 1: she was like, bro. She came up and she was like, hey,
- 33:43Speaker 1: can I just call my husband? I locked out of
- 33:45Speaker 1: my car. And I'm just like, that's cool.
- 33:47Speaker 2: She called him.
- 33:48Speaker 1: And then as I was driving up, she's like, hey,
- 33:49Speaker 1: do you have kids?
- 33:50Speaker 2: And I was like, no.
- 33:50Speaker 1: And then she's like, do you guys go to theme parks?
- 33:54Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah.
- 33:54Speaker 1: And I was like, she's like, well, I actually work at,
- 33:56Speaker 1: you know, she's like Corporate Universal at the park. And
- 33:59Speaker 1: she's like, look, here's my badge. She's like, I can
- 34:01Speaker 1: hook you up. Horror Nights is coming up, right?
- 34:03Speaker 3: What? Yeah, dude.
- 34:04Speaker 1: So I was like, fuck yeah. And I was like,
- 34:07Speaker 1: I usually like going, but I've seen the wait times recently.
- 34:10Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, 70 minutes and all that shit,
- 34:12Speaker 1: that's way too long. I'm not going to do that shit, bro.
- 34:15Speaker 1: And the fast pass is way too, I'm not trying
- 34:17Speaker 1: to spend a G just so I can have a
- 34:18Speaker 1: good time, you know?
- 34:20Speaker 2: At least, like, not for that.
- 34:22Speaker 1: So she gets us in. We fucking get in, like,
- 34:25Speaker 1: before everything happens. Dude, she walks us into all the mazes.
- 34:29Speaker 2: Front of the line, bro.
- 34:30Speaker 1: We do every single maze. With her? Yeah. Well, like,
- 34:34Speaker 1: she waits outside. She did, like, three of them with us. But, like,
- 34:38Speaker 1: we went through every single maze and, like. an hour
- 34:41Speaker 1: and a half, bro. It was fucking like sick. Yeah.
- 34:44Speaker 1: I was leaving by 10, bro. I was like, I
- 34:47Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I fucking had a good ass time.
- 34:51Speaker 1: Just go watch his own story.
- 34:52Speaker 2: I thought I was there. He posted every fucking day.
- 34:55Speaker 1: It was tight. I don't blame you.
- 34:57Speaker 14: I'm with you.
- 34:57Speaker 3: Go see it. Are the rides open?
- 34:59Speaker 1: Some of them, like the Mario Land and all that
- 35:00Speaker 1: shit is all open. But yeah, it was pretty, it was,
- 35:02Speaker 1: it was, get your, it's the people dog. I don't
- 35:04Speaker 1: know when you're going to, I don't know when you're
- 35:05Speaker 1: going to, I don't know when you're going to help.
- 35:08Speaker 1: It's the people dog. You're not stuck. It's the people dog. See,
- 35:11Speaker 1: I'd be afraid.
- 35:12Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's got a, like a fucking disease where.
- 35:16Speaker 1: Nice. Can I say you said nice?
- 35:18Speaker 7: Really?
- 35:19Speaker 1: Are they going to? I'm a little concerned. I'm a
- 35:20Speaker 1: little concerned.
- 35:20Speaker 2: What's the one you want to do?
- 35:22Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 35:23Speaker 2: It's like hands loony.
- 35:24Speaker 1: It's like with the fur. Is he with like fur?
- 35:27Speaker 1: I was like, I've been fucking trying for a year.
- 35:29Speaker 1: I was like, you're building a bird bank. So the reason,
- 35:33Speaker 1: and all those people, very similar popcorn games, pretty farm guy.
- 35:35Speaker 2: Fuck anymore.
- 35:36Speaker 1: Yes, bro. I like the restaurant. I don't like it.
- 35:38Speaker 1: And I got it. Cause you can find like, all right,
- 35:40Speaker 1: this is your phone.
- 35:41Speaker 2: Fuck. Try your phone.
- 35:42Speaker 1: Fuck.
- 35:42Speaker 2: We're gone.
- 35:44Speaker 1: I've done. And they barely, they had us to fuck.
- 35:46Speaker 1: And I would like, you can find we, you know,
- 35:48Speaker 1: protecting find him the guy that shit we were nah
- 35:51Speaker 1: those were that was the stay out of long time
- 35:52Speaker 1: cart yeah stay out of long.
- 35:54Speaker 4: Time bathroom I think it's worth it I can't throw
- 35:56Speaker 4: he'll throw it out Toronto throw it out but he's
- 35:59Speaker 4: got a couple blunts I read that yeah there's a
- 36:01Speaker 4: look I read.
- 36:02Speaker 5: I pray Samaria it's over looks at him he's like
- 36:05Speaker 5: ah looks at him he's like other.
- 36:06Speaker 3: Sides created their own. You can go to caves, created
- 36:09Speaker 3: their own.
- 36:10Speaker 2: Lake America.
- 36:12Speaker 3: Lake America. It's like fire.
- 36:14Speaker 7: The falls are hot.
- 36:16Speaker 1: That's a real. No, that's not.
- 36:17Speaker 3: That's a real. You gotta watch the other side because I.
- 36:21Speaker 2: They've been saying there's America. I don't need America.
- 36:26Speaker 1: I was the poll.
- 36:27Speaker 3: Did you guys watch the kid?
- 36:28Speaker 2: I thought. Kid, I thought. Kid, I thought.
- 36:31Speaker 3: Really? Are they going to give me the link for
- 36:32Speaker 3: the South America?
- 36:33Speaker 2: He sends us like.
- 36:34Speaker 1: We have the. That's great. That guy who sends you.
- 36:37Speaker 2: The kid, I thought.
- 36:38Speaker 1: They don't let you. It's a no.
- 36:39Speaker 2: But they don't.
- 36:40Speaker 5: Good.
- 36:40Speaker 1: They'll get shut down. That was a fast. That's three sets.
- 36:42Speaker 1: That's the one you want to.
- 36:43Speaker 2: To watch all the. That's the one you want to.
- 36:44Speaker 3: Away.
- 36:45Speaker 2: Bro.
- 36:45Speaker 8: Bro.
- 36:45Speaker 1: I used to.
- 36:46Speaker 3: I just.
- 36:50Speaker 1: They have to watch it.
- 36:51Speaker 2: I'm going to pay them.
- 36:52Speaker 7: Stop the ball.
- 36:53Speaker 1: How did all of them.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Bucks now a month.
- 36:54Speaker 3: You get all the.
- 36:55Speaker 1: I think I'm.
- 36:57Speaker 2: I think I'm.
- 36:57Speaker 1: It reminds me of a commercial. An app or an app.
- 36:59Speaker 1: Too much to deal with.
- 37:00Speaker 3: All your information.
- 37:01Speaker 1: Too much to deal with.
- 37:02Speaker 10: No.
- 37:02Speaker 1: Fucking.
- 37:02Speaker 3: No.
- 37:02Speaker 1: It's going to be like. Is this a good.
- 37:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:04Speaker 1: Boyer. Yeah. It'd be a lot of. 16 cents. With the.
- 37:08Speaker 1: With the. With the.
- 37:10Speaker 2: That's crazy. Prep now.
- 37:12Speaker 1: I like fire.
- 37:12Speaker 2: Sleep on it.
- 37:13Speaker 1: I like fire.
- 37:14Speaker 3: Slow.
- 37:14Speaker 1: No. Nadercy with like.
- 37:15Speaker 5: Yes.
- 37:17Speaker 1: See with like what are you doing? Even when Jesus
- 37:19Speaker 1: have lied you've been in there. It's a medical I.
- 37:24Speaker 2: Was like, isn't that I was like, isn't that they
- 37:26Speaker 2: would just it's in the.
- 37:28Speaker 1: New on a pay them and I said first I
- 37:29Speaker 1: pay them and then you're all licking and you're all
- 37:31Speaker 1: lick and it proved and it proved and it proved
- 37:33Speaker 1: part year. I was like you're part year. I was
- 37:35Speaker 1: like you're many.
- 37:35Speaker 7: Nitty externs from Indians like externs from park.
- 37:38Speaker 1: They made it a person.
- 37:39Speaker 3: Indian person?
- 37:40Speaker 1: Hit it a person. Hit it a person. Hit it
- 37:41Speaker 1: a person. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it.
- 37:43Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it. Very similar. Very similar. Very similar.
- 37:46Speaker 3: I think.
- 37:46Speaker 1: Cause I think. Cause I think.
- 37:48Speaker 2: Cause I think.
- 37:48Speaker 1: He overcoins.
- 37:49Speaker 7: Externs from.
- 37:50Speaker 1: And all those people. And all those people.
- 37:52Speaker 3: This is algorithm.
- 37:53Speaker 1: Hey, is it it?
- 37:53Speaker 3: Indian person?
- 37:54Speaker 1: There's native. There's native.
- 37:56Speaker 3: Not even.
- 37:57Speaker 1: Popcorn game. Popcorn game.
- 37:58Speaker 7: All dark, bro. Bro.
- 38:00Speaker 1: If it gets to.
- 38:02Speaker 3: No. No. No.
- 38:03Speaker 2: Listen, there's no coming externals from I. They're blaming the gated.
- 38:06Speaker 12: No.
- 38:06Speaker 1: Gated.
- 38:07Speaker 11: No.
- 38:07Speaker 1: Gated. No. Yeah.
- 38:08Speaker 2: The diesel.
- 38:09Speaker 1: In it hard. There's some kind of. There's some kind of.
- 38:12Speaker 7: Baked out of your.
- 38:12Speaker 1: There's some kind of.
- 38:14Speaker 7: Wind foil hat.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Oh, hi. I did it and I got it. I
- 38:16Speaker 1: did it and I got it. You want to go?
- 38:18Speaker 1: Me and Oz.
- 38:18Speaker 2: We don't smoke the same. I mean, I collaborate.
- 38:20Speaker 1: Video. I mean, I collaborate. I'll post. Get it.
- 38:23Speaker 3: Get it.
- 38:23Speaker 1: Like, all right.
- 38:24Speaker 7: Bring back. Can you make a link?
- 38:26Speaker 1: Bring back. Previously IG. Next one.
- 38:28Speaker 2: Holds.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Try.
- 38:29Speaker 8: Fuck.
- 38:29Speaker 7: For chat. Like the core.
- 38:31Speaker 1: My homie did that.
- 38:32Speaker 2: My homie did that. For gun. For gun.
- 38:36Speaker 3: Money. Is for my. In the.
- 38:39Speaker 2: In the.
- 38:39Speaker 1: Go to El Paso.
- 38:40Speaker 3: Sink shit.
- 38:41Speaker 1: I've done. He's on.
- 38:42Speaker 3: Tips.
- 38:43Speaker 7: In case subscribe.
- 38:45Speaker 3: Metal.
- 38:46Speaker 1: We got that for anybody.
- 38:47Speaker 7: Jose Amor. Jose Amor.
- 38:49Speaker 2: It on your wrist.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Come in. Come in.
- 38:51Speaker 3: Come in.
- 38:51Speaker 1: Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in.
- 38:54Speaker 7: Come in.
- 38:54Speaker 3: Come in.
- 38:55Speaker 7: Come in.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Come in.
- 38:56Speaker 3: Come in.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Come in. Come in.
- 38:57Speaker 3: Come in.
- 39:08Speaker 1: This is their gambling app. You could have done it.
- 39:11Speaker 2: My homie did that. Here.
- 39:12Speaker 1: Hey, darn you. Fuckers gambling. This hole's too deep.
- 39:14Speaker 7: On his front.
- 39:15Speaker 1: This hole's too deep.
- 39:17Speaker 2: Let's go.
- 39:17Speaker 7: Hashtag me.
- 39:18Speaker 1: I think it's worth it.
- 39:19Speaker 2: I think it's worth it.
- 39:20Speaker 1: I need someone.
- 39:21Speaker 2: No, buh-bye. No, buh-bye.
- 39:22Speaker 1: I start this. Verizon. I start this.
- 39:24Speaker 3: Go away, nitty.
- 39:25Speaker 2: Cart.
- 39:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Disconnect cart.
- 39:27Speaker 7: Yeah. Weekend for the. Weekend for the. Weekend for the.
- 39:29Speaker 1: Still gay. I'll charge you.
- 39:31Speaker 7: Recently educated.
- 39:32Speaker 1: Recently. Yeah, they're fucking. Bathroom. Cost. My boy. Thanks.
- 39:37Speaker 8: Good luck.
- 39:38Speaker 1: Fucking.
- 39:38Speaker 2: I was like.
- 39:39Speaker 1: This motherfucker gods.
- 39:40Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 39:40Speaker 1: Fucker gods. His pics. Throw it out.
- 39:43Speaker 3: Chickalette.
- 39:44Speaker 8: Xander.
- 39:45Speaker 3: Chickalette.
- 39:45Speaker 1: I'll seek her menu. DM.
- 39:47Speaker 2: Guys.
- 39:47Speaker 7: And.
- 39:47Speaker 3: Border.
- 39:48Speaker 1: On.
- 39:49Speaker 12: Border.
- 39:49Speaker 8: Who.
- 39:50Speaker 1: I guess, bro. You're sober. Thanks for having me. It's
- 39:54Speaker 1: one of my favorite. I'm really down.
- 39:56Speaker 3: Andy in there.
- 39:58Speaker 1: It's such news. That means, bro. No, bro. That means, bro.
- 40:02Speaker 1: I'm just pulling my five. Why?
- 40:03Speaker 3: It's dot com.
- 40:04Speaker 1: Shout out to.
- 40:06Speaker 2: What is it?
- 40:08Speaker 3: I'm from Cucamonga.
- 40:10Speaker 1: I'm from. Come again. I wait to.
- 40:13Speaker 4: Tech thing we got uh that is my name for
- 40:15Speaker 4: you guys that is my name.
- 40:17Speaker 1: Told you oh he can't do that shit i'm just
- 40:18Speaker 1: just saying that.
- 40:19Speaker 5: Praise america i get it you're praise america.
- 40:23Speaker 1: Well salute that's how you're just saying dr green drop
- 40:29Speaker 1: into birds are getting a re-drop into available milk homeland available.
- 40:33Speaker 3: Ah ah ah no it's just.
- 40:40Speaker 1: GONTARO JUST- GONTARO JUST- GONTARO JUST- Was that all?
- 40:42Speaker 2: You can go to caves.
- 40:43Speaker 3: Why'd they do that? Why'd they do that?
- 40:44Speaker 1: Why'd they do.
- 40:47Speaker 3: That?
- 40:47Speaker 1: Well now- It's like... It's like... It's like... It's like...
- 41:13Speaker 1: It's like fire.
- 41:21Speaker 2: It's like fire.
- 41:21Speaker 1: It's like fire.
- 41:22Speaker 10: It's... It's something... It's something....
- 41:38Speaker 7: Why?
- 41:38Speaker 2: Why?
- 41:38Speaker 1: Why?
- 41:38Speaker 3: Why? This is a tough one.
- 41:40Speaker 1: This is a tough one. This is a tough one.
- 41:44Speaker 1: It's way better too. It's way better too. It's way
- 41:46Speaker 1: better too.
- 42:06Speaker 3: His, his, his.
- 42:14Speaker 4: Card America, Card America, Card America.
- 42:16Speaker 1: I know you, I know you, I know you. The poor,
- 42:27Speaker 1: the poor, the poor.
- 42:30Speaker 3: You guys watch, you guys watch, you guys watch.
- 42:39Speaker 2: What? What?
- 42:40Speaker 7: What?
- 42:43Speaker 1: Like, like, like, give me the link for the.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Like, like, like, like... Oh, there was a U.S. Oh,
- 42:53Speaker 1: there was a U.S. Oh, there was a U.S. He
- 42:55Speaker 1: sends us, like, sends us, like... That guy who sends...
- 43:05Speaker 1: That guy who sends... That guy who sends....
- 43:08Speaker 5: The pevuh, the pevuh, the pevuh, the pevuh.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Be watching, be watching, be watching.
- 43:16Speaker 2: Link. Foreigner, they don't let you.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Foreigner, they don't let you. Foreigner, they don't let you.
- 43:25Speaker 2: But, they don't. But, they don't. But, they don't.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Dude, like, sell. Dude, like, sell. Dude, like, sell. That's
- 43:36Speaker 1: three sets, three sets, three sets.
- 43:44Speaker 2: To watch all the g- To watch all the g-
- 43:46Speaker 2: To watch all the.
- 43:46Speaker 1: G- To have all the- Yeah. Yeah.
- 43:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 43:52Speaker 1: To have all the- To have all the- To have
- 43:58Speaker 1: all the.
- 43:58Speaker 12: Dude, that was a good dude. That was a good dude.
- 44:04Speaker 12: That was a good- I just, I just, I just.
- 44:18Speaker 12: I have to watch it, I have to watch it.
- 44:26Speaker 2: You see if I saw, you see if I saw,
- 44:27Speaker 2: you see if I saw.
- 44:32Speaker 3: All the fighting, all the fighting, all the fighting. All
- 44:34Speaker 3: of them, all of them, all of them. I think I'm,
- 44:44Speaker 3: I think I'm.
- 44:47Speaker 1: I feel like, I feel like, I feel like. And
- 44:56Speaker 1: it's like, and it's like.
- 44:57Speaker 3: It's all rocket money.
- 45:00Speaker 1: How's that shit? How's that shit? How's that shit? Gotta
- 45:02Speaker 1: cancel my fuck. Yes.
- 45:11Speaker 3: All your information. All your information. All your information.
- 45:19Speaker 14: No.
- 45:19Speaker 2: Fucking see.
- 45:20Speaker 3: No.
- 45:20Speaker 2: Fucking see.
- 45:20Speaker 3: No.
- 45:21Speaker 2: Fucking see.
- 45:27Speaker 1: Gay. Like, what? Gay. Like, what?
- 45:29Speaker 3: Gay.
- 45:29Speaker 1: Like, what? Wouldn't do that. Wouldn't do that.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Wouldn't do that.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Gay. Like, what?
- 45:34Speaker 3: Gay.
- 45:34Speaker 1: Like, what?
- 45:35Speaker 3: Gay.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Like, what? Plug. Plug. It'd be a lot of.
- 45:39Speaker 3: It'd be a lot of. It'd be a lot of.
- 46:05Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 46:06Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's crazy. The day before.
- 46:14Speaker 1: The day before.
- 46:15Speaker 2: The day before. The day before. The day before.
- 46:28Speaker 1: It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
- 46:29Speaker 3: It's fine.
- 46:29Speaker 1: It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
- 46:31Speaker 1: It's fine.
- 46:31Speaker 11: It's fine.
- 46:36Speaker 1: It's fine. It's fine. It's a medical. It's a medical.
- 47:02Speaker 1: It's a medical.
- 47:03Speaker 3: Good gay or not.
- 47:08Speaker 1: Good gay or not. Good gay or not. Oh, oh, oh.
- 47:40Speaker 1: They would just, they would just, they would just. Whatever, whatever.
- 47:48Speaker 2: Bicep first, bicep first, bicep first. Yeah, it was.
- 49:08Speaker 3: The day for the next.
- 50:23Speaker 5: Cheers.
- 50:23Speaker 2: Cheers.
- 51:43Speaker 1: We're in a baby. Dude. Haters are a little.
- 53:26Speaker 1: For the stuff I like. It'd still be a little...
- 54:16Speaker 1: Connected to.
- 54:41Speaker 1: Thank you. to show up.
- 57:17Speaker 2: Expensive as fuck. All right.
- 58:22Speaker 1: There's like, there's. Stealing something?
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: Choke inside. centers of it.
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: Oh, man. So we go. A comedian. Baby now.
- 1:04:32Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: I'm pretty.
- 1:05:20Speaker 14: Sure.
- 1:05:59Speaker 8: This is America.
- 1:06:48Speaker 5: What you want.
- 1:06:49Speaker 11: 500 pounds.
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: And big. Cause like.
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: Because you're bold.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: You know what it was back then? I guess it's
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: just like less... Moonshine.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:10:09Speaker 5: I think about that, like back in the country days,
- 1:10:11Speaker 5: how they always had like saloons and stuff. But it's like,
- 1:10:13Speaker 5: it's so hot out there, and then you're all liquored up,
- 1:10:15Speaker 5: and there's no AC, bro. That had to have been
- 1:10:18Speaker 5: a miserable hangover, dude.
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: But I think we were just more used to it,
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: because now we're used to having the comfort of AC. Yeah.
- 1:10:24Speaker 6: Because think about it, for the longest time, if you
- 1:10:26Speaker 6: didn't have AC, you never knew what cold air was.
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: You didn't have ice, you didn't know what that was.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: You just always had what.
- 1:10:32Speaker 7: You were getting.
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't know like how... There were less fat
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: people too. For sure.
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: For sure.
- 1:10:38Speaker 5: Dude, it's been fat. It's been like hot lately, but
- 1:10:40Speaker 5: you can't, whenever you're fat, you can't, you don't know
- 1:10:42Speaker 5: it's hot. You got to like ask, but it's hot
- 1:10:44Speaker 5: in here, right? You got to take like a, like
- 1:10:47Speaker 5: a consensus.
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: Like, are you guys hot? Like, you know, it is
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: pretty hot. Okay, good.
- 1:10:52Speaker 5: This is a walk-in freezer.
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: Like, Oh no, but it's still a little, you know,
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: they're a little warm, right?
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: I get hot, bro.
- 1:11:03Speaker 5: You always have to verify. He's 100% right about that.
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: That's why I metal detect at nighttime or in the morning.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: See, that's so funny because I was a skinny guy
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: my whole life. I know it's hot and I know
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: it's cold. I don't need to ask anybody. I'm like, well,
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: I'm cold.
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: It's hot. Well, you need to put that on your
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: gratitude list, bro.
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: When I was fat, you don't know the struggles, bro.
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: You don't know how to walk around asking, is it hot, guys? Nah,
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: it's hot up in here.
- 1:11:26Speaker 8: It's hot.
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: I'm hot.
- 1:11:27Speaker 3: Does it just mean.
- 1:11:29Speaker 6: Like, when I was fat, I remember when I would
- 1:11:32Speaker 6: take the bus, and I had my headphones in, and
- 1:11:34Speaker 6: I'd get on the bus, and I'd have to take
- 1:11:35Speaker 6: my headphones out to make sure that I'm not breathing
- 1:11:37Speaker 6: too loud.
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: There's just certain factors.
- 1:11:41Speaker 5: Oh, the worst is the earbuds that go in, and
- 1:11:43Speaker 5: you can hear your breathing amplify.
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: Like.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: You're like, all right, take these out.
- 1:11:48Speaker 3: Let's make sure I'm not being too loud.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: You sound like you're in a whale or something. What?
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: It's just certain factors.
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: So you do it early?
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: You can't wear white t-shirts when it rains? You do
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: it early in the morning?
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: No.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: I'll do it in the morning or late at night.
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: Like what hours in the morning?
- 1:12:02Speaker 5: In the morning, just before the sun comes up, man,
- 1:12:05Speaker 5: because the sun will just beat you down, dude.
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: So you're probably like 6 to like 9 maybe? Yeah,
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: and then I'll go in the evening.
- 1:12:12Speaker 5: I'll go straight from detecting to a show.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: I'll have a pair of pants in my car that
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: I can switch into.
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: You ever get so into detecting that that's all you
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: talk about on your set?
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: No, I don't really talk about it too much. It's
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: personal to me.
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: Some things are for everyone.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: Some things are for me only. No, I talk about
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: it a little bit. It's a unique thing. It's fun.
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty cool, man.
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, let's fucking go.
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: Here's the thing. So have you gotten Metal Detector fans?
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: Or like the community to go to your shows just
- 1:12:44Speaker 4: to fucking be like, yo, this fool does metal detecting.
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: I might as well go see his show. Is there
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: a metal detector con?
- 1:12:49Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: This old dude, Diggy Smalls. This old dude showed up.
- 1:12:53Speaker 5: And he was like, that was a good show.
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: He's like, where's Diggy Smalls? I'm like, what? He's like, yeah,
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: watch it on there.
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: I'm like, what?
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: I mean, the metal detecting fan base, though, I don't
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: think they're like. They're not going out like crazy. It's
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: called Diggy Stock.
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: No, it's called Dig Stock.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: It's known as one of America's premieres metal detecting and
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: recollecting event series featuring massive seeded hunts, vendor exhibits.
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: And community giveaways.
- 1:13:24Speaker 5: Yeah, they have those things where you can go out
- 1:13:27Speaker 5: and they'll plant stuff.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: It'll be like a metal detecting convention.
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: Oh, cool.
- 1:13:30Speaker 5: And they'll hide things in the dirt and you go out.
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: And find them, which I'm kind of like, ah, that's
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: kind of... Yeah, it's like Easter. It's Easter, hey. It's Easter.
- 1:13:38Speaker 3: But you get a sense of community. You get to
- 1:13:40Speaker 3: find other metalheads.
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: I think we should give homeless people metal detectors. And then,
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: because they can just go out and find change.
- 1:13:48Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck.
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: And then you say that there's like a crack rock
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: and an aluminum foil. Does it ring for change?
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: Huh?
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: Does it ring for change? Yeah, it rings for every
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: kind of metal, dude. Yeah. All kinds of metals.
- 1:13:58Speaker 7: I have one at home.
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: Do you?
- 1:14:00Speaker 3: No, you don't.
- 1:14:00Speaker 7: Cheap as hell, but it works. I take it to
- 1:14:02Speaker 7: the mountains sometimes just to see what's up.
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: Do you find anything?
- 1:14:05Speaker 7: I have found trace, just specks of like gold and shit.
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: No way.
- 1:14:09Speaker 7: Like in the river streams and all that.
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: Oh, that's fucking cool.
- 1:14:12Speaker 7: But you have to be there all fucking day to
- 1:14:14Speaker 7: get like a You know, a good gram of sorts.
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: That's what's cool here is there's people on the beach
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: drinking and shit. They're fucking losing things, man. I find
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: cell phones all the time, dude.
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: You need to sell those?
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: No, I'll find out who the person is and I'll
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: go meet up with them.
- 1:14:30Speaker 7: There's golden cell phones too?
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: There is golden cell phones. Have you seen those videos online?
- 1:14:34Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:14:35Speaker 5: Man makes a million dollars off of old iPhones.
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: Old computers and they just crack it open and they
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: melt it down.
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: It's just like, dude, who's buying that gold?
- 1:14:43Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: That's what I wonder. Dude, dig stock. I need to
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: go to that. Yeah, that's what I was looking at.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: That's what I was looking at right now. I was like, yo,
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: there's like, because I'm like, is there a convention like
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: for this?
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: Major metal detecting conventions.
- 1:14:55Speaker 5: Dude, they're popular metal detectors too. They got like groupies
- 1:14:58Speaker 5: and shit.
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: I'm going to give you an idea, but I need
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: half the profits.
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: Skid row.
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: Damn, what a Jew.
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: Skid row? That's the worst, bro. That's so funny.
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: For the couple minutes.
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: You'll find some shit, dog.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: You have to go with the community.
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: You have to go with someone.
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: That's the community event.
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: It's like, diggers, we going.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: That's the term, diggers?
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: My diggers.
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: That would be good. I don't know if I can
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: get away with it, but that is good.
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: Yeah, try it on stage.
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: I'm not a... Dude, you.
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: Could have done it on that one show where they
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: thought you were black and you pussied out.
- 1:15:38Speaker 4: Yeah I booked them on a show had the N
- 1:15:40Speaker 4: word pass decided to nod my.
- 1:15:42Speaker 6: First month in LA I got booked on this show
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: and we were all hanging out in the green room
- 1:15:46Speaker 6: and it was all black guys and me and I
- 1:15:48Speaker 6: didn't know anything I came off stage and when I
- 1:15:51Speaker 6: came off they're.
- 1:15:51Speaker 3: Like wait we thought you were black this whole time.
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: And I was like what.
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: Did they stop booking you? It was only one.
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: Time I did that shit.
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: Were they calling you the N-word? No, everyone was just calm.
- 1:16:06Speaker 6: It's like, you know, I know what it's called. Yeah,
- 1:16:08Speaker 6: it was a normal conversation, just like normal people.
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: The whole time, they thought.
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: You were black.
- 1:16:14Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: Sam would have gone crazy on that shit.
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: You thought I was inside.
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: Sam would have went nuts. He would have loved it. Oh,
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: my God. You guys think I'm black?
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: You guys think I'm black.
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: For real?
- 1:16:25Speaker 6: Yes.
- 1:16:27Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: That full special is killing it. His mustache is killing it.
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: Oh, dude. It's so good. I like this mustache. I
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: haven't seen his mustache.
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: What?
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: He has like a Ned Flanders mustache. Oh, yeah. Oh,
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: my God.
- 1:16:40Speaker 8: It's good.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: I like it. It's killing it. Could you grow a
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: mustache like that? I wonder, like, does that come with age, dog?
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: No, you can grow one like that.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: No, bro. Like, it has to... Like, bro, that shit
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: is like a broom. Dude, my hair grows so fast.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: My facial hair.
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: When was the last time you let yours grow?
- 1:16:54Speaker 2: Oh, I just shaved it.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: I'm not going to let it grow for a minute
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: because I got that Hulk Hogan costume for Halloween. Mm-hmm.
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: And then you can go into November and do Movember.
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: Yeah. Because you're going to do Hulk Hogan. No, but
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: how are you going to do Jafar? Do a couple
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: of them. I'm going to be at Comic-Cons selling shit.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: It's Hulk Hogan.
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: When is Comic-Con?
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: October 31st.
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: Or, I mean, 29th to the 31st or something like that.
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: I want to go to that.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: Here in town?
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: The first one ever.
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: Was Hulk Hogan.
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: No, but we better go to PuffCon. Yeah.
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: That's the third.
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to get the earliest ones up. Yeah,
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: because they're trying to walk in. Well, is there really
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: going to be a storm in Nino and all this bullshit?
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: Is that for real?
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: All I know is outside. That's going to fucking ruin it.
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, dog. When I heard there
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: was going to be a storm and there's going to
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: be a lot of vendors that are expecting to sell shit,
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: my little hat fucking went off, dog. I was like,
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: what a great time to come offer them money to
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: come up on all the product at a cheaper price
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: because they didn't just make this product for nothing and
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: I can sell it at my store. PuffCon.
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: You ever heard of it?
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: No.
- 1:17:49Speaker 5: That sounds so much cooler than Digstock. I'd rather go
- 1:17:53Speaker 5: to Puffco than Big Star.
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: You know what a Puffco is, right? Puffco makes these devices,
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: different kinds of devices to smoke hash. And this is
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: one of the latest ones. And I make my own
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: little case for it. But it's an event where all
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: of them come together, like vendors for hash. And you
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: have to have one of these products that they make
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: to get in.
- 1:18:15Speaker 11: Oh, wow.
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: This looks like a little Febreze thing.
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: Oh, dude.
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: You just smoke it?
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: Yeah, you just take a little hit.
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: What if I broke my sobriety right there? Four years.
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: How long have you been sober?
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: Four years. Nothing?
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: Nothing.
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: Nothing, man. Just metal detector. Did you try just going
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: California sober first, though? No, thanks, man. No, I went
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: to rehab. Dude, I was a hardcore daily morning till
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: night drinker.
- 1:18:41Speaker 5: The shit you see in movies, vodka bottle next to
- 1:18:43Speaker 5: the nightstand type of shit. And uh yeah i went
- 1:18:46Speaker 5: to rehab i was having like seizures and i was
- 1:18:48Speaker 5: just like.
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: And i hated my life my life was just i
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: was just.
- 1:18:52Speaker 5: Oh god it's just some people can do it and
- 1:18:55Speaker 5: some people can't you weren't doing comedy or what yeah
- 1:18:58Speaker 5: i was doing comedy and i was just like fucking
- 1:19:01Speaker 5: up on stage and just like just being a drunk dude.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: Damn, really?
- 1:19:05Speaker 5: And it was one of the, because I wasn't always
- 1:19:06Speaker 5: like that either. Like, for me, it was like a
- 1:19:08Speaker 5: progressive thing where I just kept drinking and drinking. You know,
- 1:19:10Speaker 5: just over time, you just, you know, you just rely
- 1:19:14Speaker 5: on something so much and then you can't do it
- 1:19:16Speaker 5: without it. And then it just becomes like, yeah, just
- 1:19:19Speaker 5: a daily thing that you do.
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: Fuck, for four years?
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: Yeah, you start like throwing up blood and stuff and
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: like just, yeah. You were drinking by yourself just getting
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: like fucked up?
- 1:19:29Speaker 3: Yeah. So one of those things that, did you know
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: was a problem before someone had to tell you?
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: No, everyone.
- 1:19:34Speaker 5: Well, I knew it was a problem, but then everyone
- 1:19:36Speaker 5: starts knowing it's a problem, and then you're just like,
- 1:19:39Speaker 5: what the fuck is wrong? But then you hit a
- 1:19:41Speaker 5: point where you just can't stop. You know what I'm saying?
- 1:19:44Speaker 5: It's like, there's no way I can quit by myself.
- 1:19:47Speaker 3: The career doesn't help.
- 1:19:49Speaker 5: No, and then it's like, But now it's like one
- 1:19:51Speaker 5: of those things, because I went to.
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: The whole recovery route and do my meetings and everything.
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: They told you, like, your life's not so bad.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: Well, no.
- 1:19:59Speaker 5: It's like one of those things where you just don't.
- 1:20:00Speaker 5: The obsession goes away. It gets lifted. And I mean,
- 1:20:04Speaker 5: it's just one of those things. Some people can do things,
- 1:20:06Speaker 5: and some people can't. And I'm just one of those
- 1:20:08Speaker 5: dudes who can't do things. And you see it in LA, dude. Like,
- 1:20:11Speaker 5: you look outside right now. You see someone. It's like, wow,
- 1:20:14Speaker 5: that guy cannot handle that. He should probably not do
- 1:20:18Speaker 5: it anymore.
- 1:20:18Speaker 4: Well, I mean, as much as I love gambling and
- 1:20:20Speaker 4: I think you should be able to do it, you
- 1:20:22Speaker 4: can tell people can't handle it.
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: Because, I mean, it's all over the fucking news on
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: how much is going into it. I wouldn't be able
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: to handle it. That's why I don't do it.
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: Bro, it's food. It's fucking everything, man.
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: Yeah, but I still think it's a... It's freedom. I
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: should be able to do it because I can't.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what's pissing me off about it.
- 1:20:38Speaker 3: It is freedom.
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: That's why I think....
- 1:20:41Speaker 5: Anyone can do what they want to do, you know?
- 1:20:43Speaker 5: And I think... I don't think drugs... I think drugs
- 1:20:46Speaker 5: should be legal, but I also think that, like, You
- 1:20:49Speaker 5: see the problems that we have out here?
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: That's not good.
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: You see everyone on fentanyl. You see people overdosing all
- 1:20:56Speaker 5: the time. You see heroin needles on the sidewalk. This
- 1:20:59Speaker 5: isn't a good thing. We've got to do something about this.
- 1:21:02Speaker 5: In Mexico, they were just picking people up and, like,
- 1:21:04Speaker 5: kidnapping them and forcing them to get sober.
- 1:21:06Speaker 2: Yeah, like your family.
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't just random. It wasn't random.
- 1:21:09Speaker 6: It was your family. Ontario is considering that right now
- 1:21:12Speaker 6: in Canada. They're involuntary rehab.
- 1:21:14Speaker 5: I would absolutely be for that, man. Because they're in it.
- 1:21:17Speaker 5: There might be a guy out there who's, like, straight up, like... Oh,
- 1:21:20Speaker 5: I want to stop this, but I can't. But then,
- 1:21:22Speaker 5: you know, get them dry for a little bit.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: Oh, your mind starts working a little bit better. I mean,
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: I obviously don't want... I obviously don't... Getting random idiot people.
- 1:21:30Speaker 4: I obviously don't want this to happen, but I mean.
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: Some Titanic shit. Tie them up to the radiator.
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: But doesn't the jail.
- 1:21:35Speaker 4: Doesn't jail sober you up?
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: When they go to jail.
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: How about... They're making... But drugs. But drugs.
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: When you're homeless, you're committing crimes.
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: Period.
- 1:21:45Speaker 4: There's probably 5% of homeless that aren't committing crimes. When
- 1:21:47Speaker 4: you're a homeless person, you commit some sort of crime.
- 1:21:49Speaker 4: Not saying we should just put them in jail like that,
- 1:21:51Speaker 4: but if sobriety would be a reason in... So then
- 1:21:54Speaker 4: you just get them sober.
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: Yeah, but jail, it would need to be like a
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: different kind of facility.
- 1:21:59Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying they're committing crimes.
- 1:22:01Speaker 5: But I think definitely taking someone in who's like, it's
- 1:22:03Speaker 5: on the street and like fucking up society.
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: Or their legs. Have you seen their legs when they're
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: like swollen?
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: I know that person. Oh, God. Yeah, it's sad, bro.
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: There's no way they don't want it, bro. It looks
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: like a rock. Like how are you injecting anything in
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: that anymore?
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's sad shit, dude.
- 1:22:18Speaker 5: And we really see, because when I really got into
- 1:22:20Speaker 5: recovery and you see people out there that are just like,
- 1:22:24Speaker 5: lives destroyed. Not just that person's life. The people around them,
- 1:22:28Speaker 5: their family's lives destroyed. The mom who doesn't know where
- 1:22:31Speaker 5: her kid is. He went to Seattle, hasn't seen him,
- 1:22:34Speaker 5: thinks he's dead. It's a terrible thing.
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: How was your rehab?
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: Was it a nice one?
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: Because I'm sure there's really nice ones. It was a
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: decent rehab, though. It was a good rehab. But it
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: wasn't like.
- 1:22:46Speaker 5: I remember there was this lady in there that came
- 1:22:49Speaker 5: in and was like, this rehab doesn't even have a horse.
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't know you got horses at rehab.
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say the whole opposite.
- 1:22:57Speaker 4: Someone went in there and was like, oh, warm food?
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: Because I'm sure there's some shitty-ass rehabs, too. Situational.
- 1:23:02Speaker 3: Except in California, there's probably some nice ones.
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: But it's cool, though, because there are rehabs.
- 1:23:06Speaker 5: There's programs and stuff where people can get into a facility.
- 1:23:10Speaker 5: But the thing is, a lot of people just don't
- 1:23:11Speaker 5: want to go.
- 1:23:12Speaker 3: You have to really want to go.
- 1:23:13Speaker 5: Yeah, well, and you have to like, yeah, you have
- 1:23:16Speaker 5: to hit that place where it's like, but these people,
- 1:23:18Speaker 5: you know, there's people out there that's like, you can tell,
- 1:23:20Speaker 5: it's like, dude, you're at rock bottom. How much further
- 1:23:22Speaker 5: do you got to go to realize this is, you
- 1:23:24Speaker 5: should probably go somewhere and get some help.
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: Because there is help out there for people.
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: Yeah, Nitty, you can stop with your addiction.
- 1:23:32Speaker 6: Some people are comfortable in it though. They're like, fuck,
- 1:23:35Speaker 6: I love doing drugs and camping.
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: You know? Dude, I've met functioning crackheads, tweakers, and they're cool.
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: As long as they're.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: Hey, yeah.
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: It's nuts to even just think about it.
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's freedom.
- 1:23:47Speaker 5: You're never going to make someone do something that they
- 1:23:49Speaker 5: don't want to do either. But I'm just talking about
- 1:23:52Speaker 5: if someone's out there and they're in it, they're fucking homeless,
- 1:23:56Speaker 5: get them into a place and at least get their
- 1:23:58Speaker 5: mind a little break from the drugs so they can
- 1:24:02Speaker 5: have a little more clarity.
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: Damn, forceful rehab would be great to see out here.
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: It would be awesome. I would love it. Dude, I
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: wish someone would have taken me to rehab before I went.
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Like, it's one of those
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: things where you're kind of like, man, but no one
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: can make you. You know, that's the thing.
- 1:24:19Speaker 3: So what was the thing that made you say, I'm
- 1:24:20Speaker 3: going to do it?
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: The seizure was a big part of it.
- 1:24:23Speaker 5: I had, like, multiple seizures and went to the hospital.
- 1:24:26Speaker 5: And then it was like, just your life just starts
- 1:24:29Speaker 5: falling apart.
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: In every single way. And you're like, yeah.
- 1:24:32Speaker 3: I need to fix this.
- 1:24:33Speaker 5: Your mom's crying. Your fiance's crying. It's just like, ugh.
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: Damn, your lady stuck it out with you? She stuck
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: it out with me.
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: Amazing woman, dude.
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: You're just getting drunk. You just shut up.
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: Dude, yeah.
- 1:24:44Speaker 5: It's like you don't care about anything else except fucking
- 1:24:47Speaker 5: doing your thing, you know?
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: He's like, you need to stop drinking. You don't know nothing.
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: Shut up. I drink because you fucking bring in no money.
- 1:24:57Speaker 3: Do you and your lady metal detect together?
- 1:25:01Speaker 5: No, she, oh my God, she hates it, bro. She
- 1:25:05Speaker 5: doesn't hate it, but it's like, I'll ask her.
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: To record something. She's like, oh my God, because she's
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: like super shy.
- 1:25:10Speaker 5: Because I don't have the headphones either.
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: So if I find something, it's like, beep, beep, beep.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: People like start looking.
- 1:25:17Speaker 4: I thought she would actually kind of be one of
- 1:25:19Speaker 4: those things where you're just, you're by yourself.
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: He goes and does his own thing.
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
- 1:25:24Speaker 5: She'll go out with me sometimes if it's late at
- 1:25:26Speaker 5: night and no one's around.
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: She doesn't want to be seen with me. Let's not lie.
- 1:25:35Speaker 2: If we saw someone with a metal detector, we'd be like,
- 1:25:38Speaker 2: look at that.
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: Dude, I was doing it before. I'd be like, look
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: at this guy. Are you going to find some treasure?
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: Then flash forward. I think there's a ring here. I'm
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: getting a good signal. It's a 68.
- 1:25:53Speaker 6: Just to go out there and Even if in a
- 1:25:57Speaker 6: month you find one gold ring, that's crazy.
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: I know, dude. You need, like, a shovel for that one?
- 1:26:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: I need a shovel. I need, like, a big shovel, too,
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: because I just got a little scoop. I need a shovel. Yeah,
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: I got two, like, legit big-ass shovels. Yeah, we might
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: need a winch.
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: Let's just hire two Home Depot guys and we'll vlog.
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: No, bro, it's more better if we do it.
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: We got one right here. Okay. You're hired.
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy actually knows how to do Mexican work.
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: I haven't seen him do it in a while.
- 1:26:24Speaker 2: Just bring a 12-pack and we're good.
- 1:26:26Speaker 7: Committed to the bit. Love you, Xavier.
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: Find me some buried treasure, dog.
- 1:26:32Speaker 3: Imagine.
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: Like a little chest.
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: But then we would all turn on each other.
- 1:26:36Speaker 7: I could just see it.
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: It was my metal detector. But I heard the beep.
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: But I dug. They're my shovels. Someone gets shot. Most
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: likely Xavier.
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: You know me, I'm on 10-4 Hamlet. We found treasure, guys.
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: Me and Ezo have these treasure coins. We need to
- 1:26:57Speaker 2: give them to the Missonian.
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: They're going to come and take.
- 1:27:01Speaker 8: It from us.
- 1:27:03Speaker 3: What did he say?
- 1:27:04Speaker 2: I don't know what I said. Macaroni was the last
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: one I said. What was the last one I said
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: last time?
- 1:27:10Speaker 3: Luigi macaroni.
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: I was thinking about linguine macaroni. That's why.
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: Luigi Mac sounds good, though, man.
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: Linguine is fire.
- 1:27:24Speaker 5: Dude, I love some box mac and cheese, bro.
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: Straight up out of the box, dude. Just cook that.
- 1:27:30Speaker 3: Put some hot dogs in there.
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: Little weenies? Yeah, bro. Little weenies going around.
- 1:27:34Speaker 3: Did you like the edit with the no weenie tips?
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: I loved it. That was great. Shout out Barts, guys.
- 1:27:40Speaker 3: Our editor went in and did that on his own.
- 1:27:42Speaker 3: He found that shit. He's like, you know what? He
- 1:27:44Speaker 3: made it personal.
- 1:27:46Speaker 1: I was with him yesterday at the network show. Oh,
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: you went there too?
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: Man, you had a long-ass day yesterday.
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, fuck. Shout out to you.
- 1:27:55Speaker 3: That's what I'm telling you.
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: I thought you didn't go to the network show, actually.
- 1:27:57Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking.
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: No, I just didn't post anything because I was just
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: trying to... I got a bunch of information to get
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: people that... I was talking to people about potentially sponsoring
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: the show.
- 1:28:05Speaker 7: He was living life.
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: Man, you're out there hustling, dude.
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: I have to, man.
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: If I had your mindset with metal detecting, shit, man.
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: That's why I want to go with you. I'd have
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: a metal detecting empire by now.
- 1:28:17Speaker 3: You'd be the metal detector.
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: It'd be like Game of Thrones, but instead of swords,
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: it's metal detectors.
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: Let me tell you how E-Zone would have this community.
- 1:28:23Speaker 4: He would get like six of you metal detectors. Run
- 1:28:27Speaker 4: the fucking six lines.
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: All one line.
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: And he keeps a percentage of whatever y'all get.
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: I want to do it too.
- 1:28:34Speaker 2: And you get a joint at the end. No, you're
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: part of the line. But your line, that's your setup.
- 1:28:38Speaker 3: Because he has all the metal detectors.
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: Or because you got the whole, you're like, this is
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: my crew.
- 1:28:45Speaker 3: All you need to do is just bring the vibes.
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: I have all the equipment. Dude, we should do that, man.
- 1:28:48Speaker 5: Homies at the beach, like, metal detectors. Homies, and you
- 1:28:51Speaker 5: give everyone the metal detectors.
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: Like, we're going to do that. And it'd be like
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: a beach cleanup, too.
- 1:28:55Speaker 5: You'd be like, see, we're saving people's feet, you know?
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. All we find is needles. that wouldn't be
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: bad dude i would the first treasure calling my jeweler
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: come check this shit out bro.
- 1:29:07Speaker 5: You gotta have the jeweler on site you just have
- 1:29:09Speaker 5: him there like hey come take a look at this
- 1:29:12Speaker 5: the guy with the eye.
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: Thing because i yeah no i i'm telling you the
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: guy who makes all my custom rings and shit like
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: that he like i always take him all the all
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: the jewelry that i buy in auctions and stuff like
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: that because i'll be in like police auction websites and
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: then they'll I'm telling you, I'll come up on some shit, dog.
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: Some of the stuff that I buy comes with a
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: case tag still on it. Dude, so you'll do the
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: police auction thing? Online, yeah. Dude, I've always.
- 1:29:32Speaker 2: Wanted to do that.
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: I've always wanted to hit on some shit. Some of
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: it's some good come up, bro. Like, it's this website, propertyroom.com.
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: And then, like, you just make an account. And I
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: just go to the all police auctions. There's multiple auctions
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: on there. But, like, the police auctions are, like, the
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: shit that comes, like, from cases. Like, I got a
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: brand new speaker that I could play. Like, I'm talking
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: about the one with the rolling things for a A dollar? Yeah,
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: and it was brand new. Somebody probably had stolen it.
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: And it was like brand new, so now I bumped
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: that shit in my house. What's the website called? Propertyroom.com.
- 1:29:59Speaker 3: Propertyroom.com.
- 1:30:01Speaker 1: And then I also got, what else did I fucking get? Oh,
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: I've been buying like jewelry, like silver lots, right? Like
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: sometimes I'll get like gold, not gold coins, but the
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: silver coins or like, there'll be like a bunch of
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: vintage jewelry and it's all silver.
- 1:30:15Speaker 3: Do you sell it for less than what silver's worth?
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: Well, you get to bid on it, and then if
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: you really go look, you're like, well, I'm not going
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: to go past market price, you know what I mean?
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: It's cool jewelry, and yeah, but if you're just going
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: to melt it down and you have purpose for it,
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: like me, I already sold one out of the two
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: High and Hungry rings, so yeah, I'll just make.
- 1:30:33Speaker 2: Another one, you know?
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: Dude, look at this. This is awesome, man. Yeah, dude,
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: it's all stuff that gets seized. Damn, you know where
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: else would be a good.
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: Spot for some metal detecting?
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: Huh.
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: Klamas, after they do the dunes thing, because.
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: They go crazy.
- 1:30:47Speaker 4: White people go out there with the camams and the quads.
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: I'm thinking about where the money at. These people's got money.
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: You just lose shit.
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: You got to go to where the money's at, too.
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: That's why I go to Manhattan Beach a lot. That's
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: where you got to go. Burning Man after? Burning Man?
- 1:31:03Speaker 3: No, it's too dry.
- 1:31:04Speaker 2: Yeah, do they have sand there?
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: That's the thing.
- 1:31:06Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not sand.
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: It's more like just.
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: Dirt. Just dirt.
- 1:31:10Speaker 5: You might be able to find some stuff out there.
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: I don't know. They'd have been covered. They'd be old,
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: you know? Yeah.
- 1:31:16Speaker 2: What about, like, Glammy's?
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: Where?
- 1:31:18Speaker 2: Glammy's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Glammy's.
- 1:31:20Speaker 4: Like the dunes where they go do the cams and
- 1:31:24Speaker 4: all that shit.
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: Yeah, anywhere there's sand, man. Dude, what about now? Imagine
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: this was metal detecting and he finds a yellow belly.
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: Have you seen that? Yeah. What are you talking about?
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: I didn't even know about it.
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: Yeah, because of the storm. And recently, it's caused certain
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: animals to end up on the West Coast. Oh, the
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: poisonous snake? Yeah. Dude, I've seen that. You saw it? No,
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: you haven't seen it? No, I've seen the video of it.
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: Are they popping up lately? Yeah, they've been washing up ashore. Oh,
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: I've got to check it out when I'm there. Don't
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: be rude.
- 1:31:50Speaker 3: It's beautiful.
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: They're super venomous, right?
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're super black and yellow.
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: It has to bite you, right?
- 1:31:56Speaker 2: Yeah, it has to bite you 100%.
- 1:31:57Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: I think eel is the only one that doesn't have
- 1:32:00Speaker 2: to bite. That just electrocutes you.
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: Eels always trip me out.
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: What?
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: How is this possible? They don't really know how they fuck.
- 1:32:08Speaker 2: They can't figure it out.
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: They can't figure it out. They don't understand how they reproduce.
- 1:32:11Speaker 2: No?
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: Yeah. It's crazy. They tagged one of them. Because they
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: eventually swim away to like a certain spot in like
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: ocean based on temperature. And there's a lot of them.
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: But they still don't know how. Like how it happens.
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: Because there's so many in that reunion. It's like fucking
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: eel fest.
- 1:32:30Speaker 7: It's probably like a frequency type of thing. They're around
- 1:32:33Speaker 7: each other. They feel each other's energies. And boom, a
- 1:32:36Speaker 7: fucking baby starts popping out or some shit.
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: I don't know. Big bang.
- 1:32:40Speaker 2: Sounds like the big bang right there.
- 1:32:41Speaker 5: Man, there's some guy whose job it is just to
- 1:32:43Speaker 5: watch eels fuck all day, man. That's a crazy job
- 1:32:46Speaker 5: right there. Those things are fucking kind of creepy looking too, bro. Dude,
- 1:32:50Speaker 5: ever since Little Mermaid, those fucking evil eels.
- 1:32:53Speaker 1: Yeah. No, but then when you see them in real life,
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you're a piece of shit. Yeah, dude.
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: Fuck them, bro.
- 1:32:58Speaker 7: Eel tastes nasty. You ever had eel?
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I had it in Japan. It wasn't my favorite.
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: It's got to be fishy, right?
- 1:33:04Speaker 7: It didn't smell fishy to me. It's just something about
- 1:33:06Speaker 7: its texture that I didn't like.
- 1:33:07Speaker 3: Is it too slimy?
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: Nah. It wasn't even slimy at all. It's just like,
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: it doesn't, it's a weird taste.
- 1:33:12Speaker 7: It's just something about its texture.
- 1:33:15Speaker 3: Unagi.
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: You know John C. Lilly, the LSD guy?
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: Who?
- 1:33:21Speaker 2: John C. Lilly, the LSD guy.
- 1:33:23Speaker 3: Okay. The guy on the bicycle guy?
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
- 1:33:26Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know if he's the one who
- 1:33:27Speaker 4: created something like that, but he was experimenting on dolphins.
- 1:33:30Speaker 2: He was giving LSD to dolphins.
- 1:33:32Speaker 4: But They were always so horny that this fool couldn't
- 1:33:35Speaker 4: get them to do nothing. So he jerked them off.
- 1:33:37Speaker 4: And then the university found out. So they fucking fired.
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: I heard about it. Wasn't there? Yeah. I thought there
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: was like a woman in there. There's a woman in
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: there too. But they would have to, cause fool.
- 1:33:48Speaker 2: They were just horny all the time. And it's like,
- 1:33:50Speaker 2: it's like, they won't pay attention.
- 1:33:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: They're not paying attention.
- 1:33:52Speaker 4: So they were just like, all right, we'll just jerk
- 1:33:54Speaker 4: them off so we can get them to fucking pay attention.
- 1:33:56Speaker 2: They're going to jerk them off, and the universe is like.
- 1:33:57Speaker 4: You're not going to be jerking off fucking dolphins on LSD.
- 1:34:01Speaker 7: For the sake of science?
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: It's science.
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: You know how much we could have found out, though,
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: if they would have just let them do it?
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: We would have cured seven cancers by now, man.
- 1:34:08Speaker 4: Dude, we'd be talking to dolphins right now.
- 1:34:10Speaker 3: That's so funny.
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: Also, too, somebody in the chat room said, if anybody
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: needs a car, all those cars that got taken last time,
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: a lot of them have now been bailed out, so
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: there's going to be a lot of them in the auctions.
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: So somebody tell Butch.
- 1:34:23Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that street takeover, right? Yeah, they already started
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: putting some of those cars in auction because a lot
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: of them didn't get bailed out. So I was like,
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: somebody tell Butch Escobar because, you know. That last story
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: about his car, I still fucking laugh when I see him, bro,
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: because I could picture him with this Frankenstein-ass car, bro,
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: just driving.
- 1:34:44Speaker 5: I remember his car. Yeah, he just said one day
- 1:34:47Speaker 5: he just couldn't. It just gave out. He just left
- 1:34:50Speaker 5: it there. It's fucking trash, dog.
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: Imagine he was driving with Felipe. Yeah. I would see
- 1:34:57Speaker 1: him on the scooter. Yeah, now he's on the scooter, dude. Like,
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: I got to get in the storms. Yeah, dude. It's
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: like a competition with him and Rodrigo for the loudest laugh. Oh,
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: my God, dog. Butch? Yeah, Butch and Rodrigo have, like,
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: some of the fucking loudest laughs on. I think Rodrigo
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: can out-laugh him, though. Because Rodrigo has that fucking big
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: fucking just torso thing.
- 1:35:27Speaker 5: The lungs have a lot of room to expand, you know?
- 1:35:33Speaker 1: I feel like Butch would cough like men. You know
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: what I mean? All right, let's get into the Super Chats.
- 1:35:41Speaker 6: Before we do the Super Chats, just if I could
- 1:35:43Speaker 6: put this out there to anyone who listens to the podcast.
- 1:35:46Speaker 6: If there's anyone who listens to this podcast who has
- 1:35:49Speaker 6: a link at Verizon, I need you to hook me up.
- 1:35:52Speaker 2: What does that mean?
- 1:35:53Speaker 6: At Verizon, I need to get a contract because I'm
- 1:35:54Speaker 6: on a pay-as-you-go contract. They won't give me a plan.
- 1:35:57Speaker 3: Because I don't have ID.
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: You're going to pay as you go.
- 1:35:59Speaker 6: Because I don't have American ID, so they won't give
- 1:36:01Speaker 6: me a fucking contract.
- 1:36:02Speaker 3: So if there's any phone.
- 1:36:03Speaker 7: You can try Boost Mobile.
- 1:36:05Speaker 3: It's $ 25 a month. No, it's not that it's expensive.
- 1:36:07Speaker 3: I just would like a plan. So if there's anyone.
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: You want to be legit. Yeah. And all they need
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: to do.
- 1:36:12Speaker 6: Is just press override. Just take my address that I
- 1:36:15Speaker 6: have without an ID. If anyone can do that.
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: Or T-Mobile. Why does it have to be Verizon?
- 1:36:19Speaker 3: Because I'm with Verizon, I want to keep my number
- 1:36:21Speaker 3: and everything.
- 1:36:21Speaker 5: Oh, so now you got special requests.
- 1:36:28Speaker 1: I guess I could keep my number, whatever.
- 1:36:30Speaker 6: Get a fucking American phone plan.
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: Let's go to Cricket. Special request over here, dog.
- 1:36:37Speaker 3: No, but they ask for your American ID. And because
- 1:36:39Speaker 3: I don't have that, I only have Canadian.
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: Have you tried asking Russell? They do ask for your ID.
- 1:36:44Speaker 6: Yeah, because if you want to put into your name,
- 1:36:47Speaker 6: you have to have American ID.
- 1:36:48Speaker 3: Damn.
- 1:36:49Speaker 7: What if I put you on my plan, dog?
- 1:36:50Speaker 2: He's from Canada.
- 1:36:51Speaker 12: Sorry?
- 1:36:52Speaker 2: Russell probably knows a guy.
- 1:36:54Speaker 3: I mean, I'll ask, but I decided to ask. Yeah,
- 1:36:57Speaker 3: use the phone.
- 1:36:57Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I agree, but now you're being picky.
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: Anyone from Verizon? Yeah, because you got special requests.
- 1:37:02Speaker 2: From the store Malibu, specifically.
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: Who has the override function? You're right, you're right. Any
- 1:37:07Speaker 1: phone plan.
- 1:37:07Speaker 3: If you can hook it up, please let me know.
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: Ray just told you, boost mobile, dog.
- 1:37:11Speaker 2: Nah, he needs someone to override. He needs someone that
- 1:37:14Speaker 2: actually works there.
- 1:37:15Speaker 3: It would be a mucho gracias ting, you know what
- 1:37:17Speaker 3: I'm saying, fam?
- 1:37:19Speaker 1: Get a boost, bro.
- 1:37:20Speaker 2: You'd be a black guy. You'll get someone, T-Mobile. We
- 1:37:23Speaker 2: got a lot of Mexicans.
- 1:37:24Speaker 7: It's usually an Indian guy at a boost.
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: Get a chirp.
- 1:37:27Speaker 5: Anywhere next to a Little Caesars pizza, you're good, bro.
- 1:37:29Speaker 5: There's a cell phone store next to a Little Caesars.
- 1:37:32Speaker 7: That is so true.
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: Why is there always... It's Little Caesars and the Metro PCS.
- 1:37:35Speaker 1: All about the time, bro. They got some kind of connection.
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: Same owner. Oh, man. You know Tripoli would go off
- 1:37:41Speaker 1: on that. Here's why.
- 1:37:42Speaker 3: Because.
- 1:37:44Speaker 1: Fucking Rothschilds. Yeah, look at Little Caesar. You know Caesar?
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: Little Caesar kind of smacks sometimes.
- 1:37:51Speaker 7: It does.
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: Bro, I was thinking about Little Caesars the other day, man.
- 1:37:55Speaker 1: Because sometimes I see they come up with new pizzas
- 1:37:58Speaker 1: and I'm like... But it's bad pizza. That looks kind
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: of good.
- 1:38:00Speaker 2: Yeah. It's really not. For five bucks, if you're already eating.
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: No way, dude.
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: If you're going to go ingredient-wise, it's not better than Domino's.
- 1:38:07Speaker 2: They're all trash ingredients. You know what?
- 1:38:09Speaker 1: For five bucks, you're Dom... I used to live beside one.
- 1:38:13Speaker 3: And I guess I ate it all the time.
- 1:38:15Speaker 6: And I'm just... I'm not... I just hate it.
- 1:38:17Speaker 1: Dude. I love it. Without folding it.
- 1:38:20Speaker 3: Completely flat.
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: How did you do it?
- 1:38:24Speaker 3: All right, Ray.
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: Let's get into the Super Chess because.
- 1:38:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: We got a bunch to go.
- 1:38:28Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:38:29Speaker 2: I don't know. if they did serious.
- 1:38:30Speaker 7: All right, Greñas. Good morning, puñales. Let's finish this week strong.
- 1:38:35Speaker 7: Same tune.
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: Same team, baby.
- 1:38:38Speaker 7: Speed minion.
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: What's up?
- 1:38:40Speaker 7: Same tune. My old ass is turning 43 on Sunday. Tomorrow,
- 1:38:44Speaker 7: the bourbon and cigars coming out.
- 1:38:46Speaker 3: Hey, feliz cumpleaños.
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: Happy birthday, dog.
- 1:38:50Speaker 2: 43. That's right.
- 1:38:52Speaker 3: Feliz cumpleaños.
- 1:38:54Speaker 1: Happy birthday, dog.
- 1:38:56Speaker 7: Next one is from C10J. Same team, homies. Same team, homie.
- 1:39:03Speaker 7: Rasca y huele. Big Al said, hello, my little brown brother.
- 1:39:07Speaker 7: Looked at Nitty and said, sorry, no verga for you.
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: Much love, perro.
- 1:39:13Speaker 7: We don't smoke the same.
- 1:39:15Speaker 3: Please, sir.
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: Please, some verga, brother.
- 1:39:18Speaker 2: Damn, he got you wanting it now.
- 1:39:19Speaker 1: Damn. Please. That's going to be a fucking little button now.
- 1:39:23Speaker 7: That is a clip.
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: Yeah, can we get some of that? Some verga, brother.
- 1:39:25Speaker 2: Some verga. Don Berga.
- 1:39:29Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: Don Berga.
- 1:39:30Speaker 3: Don Berga.
- 1:39:32Speaker 1: Berga sack.
- 1:39:33Speaker 7: Next one, Miguel. Same team.
- 1:39:35Speaker 1: Eason.
- 1:39:36Speaker 7: Where do you get that dope shirt? L.A.
- 1:39:39Speaker 1: Parks. I think that's a good name of the company.
- 1:39:43Speaker 1: It's called L.A.
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: Parks. And I got it at a card show.
- 1:39:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was a trading card show in Pasadena.
- 1:39:52Speaker 2: But look them up there, L.A. Parks.
- 1:39:55Speaker 1: It was not at Universal Studios. And another thing I
- 1:39:59Speaker 1: want to add up that I found out inside Scoop,
- 1:40:02Speaker 1: the Simpsons land is going nowhere.
- 1:40:05Speaker 2: Nice.
- 1:40:07Speaker 1: It is there to fucking stay. Are they going to
- 1:40:09Speaker 1: add anything?
- 1:40:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:40:11Speaker 1: But I didn't get much detail on that. But I
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: was just like, is it going to go? Because I
- 1:40:15Speaker 1: was like, I'm ready for the Pokemon land. They were
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: just like, it's just not going nowhere. I was like, damn.
- 1:40:19Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
- 1:40:20Speaker 4: Are they adding Pokemon Land or whatever still?
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: They might.
- 1:40:22Speaker 2: But they're not getting rid of the Simpsons.
- 1:40:24Speaker 7: They got to get rid of the Minion shit and
- 1:40:26Speaker 7: put the fucking Pokemon shit.
- 1:40:27Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, man. Fuck the fucking bitch ass Minions, dog. Like,
- 1:40:30Speaker 1: for real.
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: Fucking hate those fools, dog.
- 1:40:32Speaker 1: Next one.
- 1:40:32Speaker 2: I don't like them, but obviously the kids like them.
- 1:40:34Speaker 1: Nah, bro. Fuck that. Next one. Pokemon would be cool.
- 1:40:37Speaker 7: But I find it very interesting. A guy like Steph
- 1:40:41Speaker 7: has both Minions tattooed in his body. Both the evil
- 1:40:44Speaker 7: one and the good one.
- 1:40:45Speaker 1: He does, huh?
- 1:40:46Speaker 7: I got to ask him about that. I never asked
- 1:40:48Speaker 7: him about that.
- 1:40:49Speaker 1: Next one.
- 1:40:50Speaker 7: What's up, same team.
- 1:40:51Speaker 1: Vivid. I didn't know that.
- 1:40:53Speaker 2: I forgot he did it. Yeah, it's true.
- 1:40:55Speaker 7: I was like, what? That's tight.
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: Vivid.
- 1:40:57Speaker 7: Dustin, you heard your sound effect on What's Up Fool?
- 1:41:00Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that.
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:41:03Speaker 1: I think your laughter is one of their sound effects.
- 1:41:05Speaker 2: That's funny.
- 1:41:06Speaker 7: That's cute.
- 1:41:07Speaker 1: Next one.
- 1:41:07Speaker 7: Albert McFly, same team.
- 1:41:09Speaker 5: Same team.
- 1:41:09Speaker 1: Out here in Texas. Damn, shout out to Texas, bro.
- 1:41:12Speaker 1: One day I'm going to eat a Whataburger.
- 1:41:14Speaker 2: It's going to be great.
- 1:41:14Speaker 1: You've never had Whataburger, bro? Me neither. They got one
- 1:41:17Speaker 1: in Vegas now. Do they?
- 1:41:18Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:41:18Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to go now. Yeah, you never
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: knew that?
- 1:41:20Speaker 7: It's been there for years now.
- 1:41:21Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah, then I'm going to go next
- 1:41:23Speaker 1: time because I love going to Vegas.
- 1:41:25Speaker 7: I've had it in Texas, and I got to say,
- 1:41:27Speaker 7: I feel like it's like a glorified version of Jack.
- 1:41:30Speaker 1: In the Box. That sounds pretty good.
- 1:41:32Speaker 7: I liked what I had.
- 1:41:34Speaker 1: Whatever their version of Ultimate Cheeseburger is, I want to
- 1:41:37Speaker 1: try it.
- 1:41:37Speaker 7: I had something like that and it was pretty fucking good.
- 1:41:41Speaker 1: They got those taquitos too.
- 1:41:43Speaker 2: It's better than White Castle.
- 1:41:44Speaker 7: I've not tried the taquitos.
- 1:41:46Speaker 4: It's better than White Castle because White Castle is trash.
- 1:41:48Speaker 3: I had In-N-Out last night.
- 1:41:50Speaker 2: In-N-Out is fire.
- 1:41:52Speaker 1: I love In-N-Out.
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: They don't have mayonnaise.
- 1:41:55Speaker 1: I got to go get my mayonnaise at home and
- 1:41:56Speaker 1: put it on.
- 1:41:57Speaker 3: That's true. They would do some good with some mayonnaise.
- 1:42:00Speaker 1: Why are they against it?
- 1:42:01Speaker 2: We're against anything that's not. Ranch ain't ever going to
- 1:42:04Speaker 2: happen there. Damn, I love it. Barbecue sauce.
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: No, no. Low-key, though, when you put some.
- 1:42:09Speaker 2: Avocado slice on an In-N-Out burger, I think that shit
- 1:42:11Speaker 2: would slap.
- 1:42:12Speaker 7: Low-key, when you put a little drip of ranch on
- 1:42:14Speaker 7: your fucking ultimate cheeseburger.
- 1:42:17Speaker 2: Yeah. Jack in the Box got some of the best ranch.
- 1:42:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:42:21Speaker 2: Their ranch is delicious.
- 1:42:23Speaker 7: Jack in the Box. Next one is from Swoosh4Days. Thank
- 1:42:25Speaker 7: you for the two super chats.
- 1:42:27Speaker 2: Thank you, dog.
- 1:42:28Speaker 3: Good luck.
- 1:42:28Speaker 12: Thank you.
- 1:42:30Speaker 7: Speed Minion, same tune. We'll catch replay after work.
- 1:42:34Speaker 1: Cactus.
- 1:42:35Speaker 2: Thank you, homie. Cactus. Thank you, dog.
- 1:42:37Speaker 1: Cactus life.
- 1:42:38Speaker 7: Next one is from Alex Alejandro. He sends us 10 pesos.
- 1:42:45Speaker 1: Nice. Damn, Mexican money. Shout out to him.
- 1:42:48Speaker 7: Is that like a dollar?
- 1:42:49Speaker 12: About.
- 1:42:50Speaker 3: Cool.
- 1:42:50Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 1:42:51Speaker 7: Thank you, dog. Viva la raza. T Perez, any good
- 1:42:54Speaker 7: Puerto Rican food in LA you guys like? Very good question.
- 1:42:59Speaker 1: Are you I haven't really fucked around and ate some
- 1:43:02Speaker 1: Puerto Rican food like that, so I can't say.
- 1:43:03Speaker 7: I feel like Bobo might know a spot.
- 1:43:05Speaker 1: If you want to give me some recommendations, I'll take
- 1:43:07Speaker 1: them too, but yeah. I'm down to eat some Puerto
- 1:43:10Speaker 1: Rican food. Just add some plantains to that shit, you know.
- 1:43:12Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:43:14Speaker 7: Next one's from Swish4Days. Thank you for the super chat.
- 1:43:17Speaker 7: Next one is from Jose Murga.
- 1:43:19Speaker 1: Let's go. Great pod.
- 1:43:22Speaker 2: Let's go.
- 1:43:24Speaker 7: Shit Shat Sigs is the guest related to the Revenge
- 1:43:27Speaker 7: of the Nerds guy.
- 1:43:29Speaker 1: Booger. Yeah, I've heard that.
- 1:43:31Speaker 7: That guy's cool. Next one's from Albert McFly. Sends us
- 1:43:35Speaker 7: the finger pointing foam emoji.
- 1:43:38Speaker 2: That's right. Number one, baby. Thank you, dog.
- 1:43:40Speaker 1: Number one.
- 1:43:41Speaker 3: LFC play today?
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: No, they're not going to play until next month. Some
- 1:43:44Speaker 2: world soccer. What game's today?
- 1:43:47Speaker 8: Who knows?
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: Never mind.
- 1:43:48Speaker 7: Real lost recently.
- 1:43:49Speaker 3: Oh, well.
- 1:43:51Speaker 7: Otelo fights. I'm trying to win to recover. Casino loses. Losses.
- 1:43:56Speaker 2: I'm rooting for you, dog. I'm rooting for my degenerates, dog.
- 1:44:00Speaker 2: I hope you win, homie.
- 1:44:01Speaker 7: This is a bet that I... Well, this is a bet, homie.
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: What's his name? I got to remember him. Otelo.
- 1:44:06Speaker 7: All right, Otelo. Let's see if you win.
- 1:44:08Speaker 2: I got you, dog. I got all my hopes on you. Sykes.
- 1:44:11Speaker 7: What's good? Happy Thursday.
- 1:44:12Speaker 2: Happy Thursday, dog.
- 1:44:14Speaker 7: Hollywood Terp Hogan. Same team.
- 1:44:17Speaker 2: Same team, baby.
- 1:44:19Speaker 7: Ranting with Ramos. Mega butt plug.
- 1:44:25Speaker 1: What up? Don't.
- 1:44:26Speaker 2: Don't. Don't.
- 1:44:29Speaker 3: Don't.
- 1:44:31Speaker 4: I love that people, I love that new fans are
- 1:44:34Speaker 4: trying to figure out who Mega Man and Mega Putazos is.
- 1:44:37Speaker 2: It's a lower down, down the rabbit hole.
- 1:44:39Speaker 1: They'll get it.
- 1:44:40Speaker 3: Dig deep.
- 1:44:41Speaker 2: Dig deep. You don't even know the full story.
- 1:44:44Speaker 1: Oh. Next one.
- 1:44:45Speaker 7: Don't trip. We'll have that lined up at the end
- 1:44:47Speaker 7: of the show. All dark brow. Ancient Mexican skulls with
- 1:44:51Speaker 7: dental surgical work.
- 1:44:53Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 1:44:55Speaker 2: Tight.
- 1:44:57Speaker 7: Alex Castro. Hey, Nitty, is it true, Nitty, people have microvergas?
- 1:45:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:45:06Speaker 3: Pull out your magnifying glass and I'll show you. Damn, Nitty.
- 1:45:11Speaker 7: Externs from India, I guess.
- 1:45:14Speaker 1: I leave. Because you came. I leave. It's true.
- 1:45:17Speaker 3: You guys, actually.
- 1:45:17Speaker 1: It's true.
- 1:45:18Speaker 7: Already, it's... What's up?
- 1:45:20Speaker 2: If he gets to the worst president, if he gets
- 1:45:22Speaker 2: to the.
- 1:45:22Speaker 1: Bro, if he's in a person, say it. Yeah.
- 1:45:25Speaker 2: Nah.
- 1:45:26Speaker 1: Yeah. He's like, you can blow these.
- 1:45:28Speaker 7: Yeah, like, is it him?
- 1:45:30Speaker 1: Is it him?
- 1:45:30Speaker 7: Baked out of your name, a giveaway.
- 1:45:32Speaker 1: What? No, we can't.
- 1:45:34Speaker 7: No, we can't.
- 1:45:34Speaker 1: What?
- 1:45:35Speaker 2: And there's an Indian person? Me, and I was like,
- 1:45:37Speaker 2: so I was like, oh, yeah, go watch. So I
- 1:45:38Speaker 2: was like, oh, you're supposed to pay.
- 1:45:39Speaker 1: So you guys should get.
- 1:45:40Speaker 3: Paid because you came Thursday. Because you came.
- 1:45:42Speaker 1: Next one. Bring back.
- 1:45:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I had those.
- 1:45:44Speaker 1: It's true.
- 1:45:45Speaker 7: Ice on the.
- 1:45:45Speaker 1: It's true.
- 1:45:46Speaker 2: Fuck.
- 1:45:47Speaker 7: For chat.
- 1:45:47Speaker 2: Get it.
- 1:45:49Speaker 1: Get it. Get it. Nitty.
- 1:45:51Speaker 12: Us.
- 1:45:51Speaker 3: Not even you.
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: Detect. When I.
- 1:45:55Speaker 2: One of the ones I found.
- 1:45:56Speaker 1: I was supposed to. He's on.
- 1:45:58Speaker 3: Restyle.
- 1:45:58Speaker 7: Details with the. Details with the. Details with the.
- 1:46:01Speaker 1: Ready.
- 1:46:02Speaker 3: If.
- 1:46:02Speaker 7: For God.
- 1:46:02Speaker 2: Try.
- 1:46:03Speaker 7: Jose.
- 1:46:04Speaker 3: Jose.
- 1:46:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:46:06Speaker 12: Roll.
- 1:46:06Speaker 1: Roll. G.
- 1:46:07Speaker 8: Red.
- 1:46:08Speaker 1: Box.
- 1:46:08Speaker 2: I think.
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: Because I have his. My bad. Six feet.
- 1:46:10Speaker 7: Real man.
- 1:46:11Speaker 1: My bad.
- 1:46:11Speaker 2: Six feet.
- 1:46:12Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:46:12Speaker 10: Box.
- 1:46:12Speaker 3: I think.
- 1:46:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:46:14Speaker 7: Fucking.
- 1:46:14Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: Nice question.
- 1:46:15Speaker 7: Fucking. B.
- 1:46:16Speaker 1: Box. Trump. Xander.
- 1:46:18Speaker 7: Xander.
- 1:46:20Speaker 1: Very very- One bomb. One. Swamp bomb. This is last week.
- 1:46:23Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say that. He could've done it. Oh.
- 1:46:26Speaker 3: He's fucking.
- 1:46:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: You're actually here. That's a fuck.
- 1:46:29Speaker 3: That's a fuck.
- 1:46:30Speaker 2: That's a fuck. Xeno now.
- 1:46:31Speaker 3: Xeno now. Xeno now.
- 1:46:32Speaker 7: Wireless tech support.
- 1:46:33Speaker 8: Oh, hi.
- 1:46:34Speaker 1: How are you though?
- 1:46:35Speaker 2: They're blaming the- You know Russell? They're blaming the- I
- 1:46:37Speaker 2: need someone to start this.
- 1:46:38Speaker 1: Just enter. God.
- 1:46:39Speaker 2: I went to whatever in Russia.
- 1:46:40Speaker 7: No, it's gonna be Sue.
- 1:46:42Speaker 3: Congrats.
- 1:46:42Speaker 1: The way nitty. Even though nitty.
- 1:46:43Speaker 2: Is that fool's name?
- 1:46:44Speaker 7: Still gay. Recently educated.
- 1:46:48Speaker 2: Told they were gonna mop my- Next one up my.
- 1:46:52Speaker 1: One.
- 1:46:52Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:46:54Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Second win. For brother. For brother. I'll see
- 1:47:00Speaker 1: your menus in the back.
- 1:47:01Speaker 3: Work.
- 1:47:01Speaker 1: Don't worry. In the back. Get the next.
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: I'm a fucking boom.
- 1:47:05Speaker 14: We always make boom.
- 1:47:06Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite. Let's give it up. Yeah,
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: I drink dope. Yeah, it's dope.
- 1:47:11Speaker 7: Baked out of your... Baked out of your... Baked out
- 1:47:12Speaker 7: of your.
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: They're like, hold on before I roll.
- 1:47:15Speaker 7: Foil hat.
- 1:47:15Speaker 1: That is my name.
- 1:47:16Speaker 2: Just pull it like Saratoga.
- 1:47:18Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:47:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm dead.
- 1:47:19Speaker 3: You already know what it is.
- 1:47:20Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:47:21Speaker 2: And every time I... Uh.
- 1:47:23Speaker 3: Make it happen.
- 1:47:24Speaker 10: Uh.
- 1:47:24Speaker 1: He doesn't have a hat. And it's not... That sounds really.
- 1:47:25Speaker 7: I'm waiting.
- 1:47:26Speaker 1: Tech thing. And... Tech thing.
- 1:47:28Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill Tony.
- 1:47:29Speaker 8: I hate people.
- 1:47:29Speaker 2: On my channel.
- 1:47:30Speaker 1: What? And I said... I told you, oh, he can't.
- 1:47:31Speaker 3: What?
- 1:47:31Speaker 1: And I said... Bring it, Nate.
- 1:47:32Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:47:33Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I'm a fit. You know, I casted
- 1:47:35Speaker 1: me when... Aw, dude.
- 1:47:37Speaker 3: Aw, dude.
- 1:47:38Speaker 2: No, you're not for me.
- 1:47:39Speaker 3: Fucker.
- 1:47:39Speaker 1: That's a lot of press. And Dr. Green. That's a
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: lot of press.
- 1:47:41Speaker 2: Drop in to check that out. Available.
- 1:47:43Speaker 1: Yeah, go watch. Uh, for your... Yeah, go watch.
- 1:47:46Speaker 14: Shit.
- 1:47:46Speaker 2: Well, smoke up.
- 1:47:47Speaker 1: We don't smoke the same. We don't smoke the same.
- 1:47:51Speaker 1: Should post a bit. Should post a bit. Kill Tony.
- 1:47:54Speaker 1: Kill Tony. Kill Tony.
- 1:47:59Speaker 7: Steam file.
- 1:48:00Speaker 1: Steam file. Steam file.
- 1:48:04Speaker 2: Thursday. Thursday.
- 1:48:05Speaker 1: Thursday. G. G. G. Next one. Next one.
- 1:48:14Speaker 2: Next one.
- 1:48:16Speaker 7: And another and another and another.
- 1:48:22Speaker 2: Previously, I, previously, I, previously, I.
- 1:48:28Speaker 7: Ice on the, ice on the, ice on the. For chat,
- 1:48:33Speaker 7: for chat, for chat. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Like the core,
- 1:48:43Speaker 7: like the core, like the core.
- 1:48:44Speaker 2: I'm in the peak, I'm in the peak.
- 1:48:50Speaker 8: All up, all up, all up.
- 1:49:00Speaker 1: Nitty. Damn.
- 1:49:07Speaker 3: In the, in the, in the love tube, love tube,
- 1:49:10Speaker 3: love tube. When I, when I, when I. It's for my,
- 1:49:20Speaker 3: it's for my.
- 1:49:20Speaker 2: I like it.
- 1:49:23Speaker 3: Hey, buddy.
- 1:49:23Speaker 1: I like it.
- 1:49:23Speaker 2: Hey, buddy.
- 1:49:24Speaker 1: I like it.
- 1:49:24Speaker 2: Hey, buddy.
- 1:49:24Speaker 3: I'm. Tips.
- 1:49:30Speaker 1: Koo tips. Koo tips.
- 1:49:32Speaker 2: Koo.
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: Sink shit. Sink shit. We get to quit. We get
- 1:49:40Speaker 1: to quit.
- 1:49:41Speaker 3: We get to freestyle. Freestyle. Freestyle.
- 1:49:44Speaker 2: Next one. Next one.
- 1:49:46Speaker 3: Next one.
- 1:49:46Speaker 1: Nice.
- 1:49:56Speaker 10: Nice. Nice.
- 1:49:58Speaker 1: Nice.
- 1:50:05Speaker 2: Nice. Nice.
- 1:50:06Speaker 3: Nice.
- 1:50:07Speaker 1: Nice.
- 1:50:09Speaker 2: Nice.
- 1:50:09Speaker 3: Nice. Nice.
- 1:50:10Speaker 1: Nice.
- 1:50:10Speaker 7: Nice.
- 1:50:16Speaker 2: Eight on your red. Eight on your red. Yeah, dark.
- 1:50:22Speaker 1: Yeah, dark. Yeah, dark. R. G. R. G. R. G. Red. Red.
- 1:50:36Speaker 3: Shout out to Scumbag.
- 1:50:37Speaker 2: Shout out to Scumbag. Shout out to Scumbag.
- 1:50:40Speaker 3: Men. Men.
- 1:50:41Speaker 7: Men.
- 1:50:42Speaker 10: Men.
- 1:50:46Speaker 2: Yes, no. Yes, no.
- 1:50:47Speaker 3: Yes, no. Okay.
- 1:50:51Speaker 10: Okay.
- 1:50:51Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:50:52Speaker 3: I'll studio you.
- 1:50:52Speaker 2: I'll studio you. I'll studio.
- 1:50:59Speaker 1: You. Buenos. Buenos.
- 1:51:00Speaker 8: Buenos.
- 1:51:00Speaker 1: Buenos.
- 1:51:05Speaker 12: What?
- 1:51:06Speaker 3: What?
- 1:51:07Speaker 7: What? B. B. B.
- 1:51:15Speaker 15: Super chat.
- 1:51:15Speaker 1: Thank you. Zander.
- 1:51:16Speaker 12: Zander.
- 1:51:16Speaker 2: Zander.
- 1:51:16Speaker 15: Wompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompompomp Is this last week?
- 1:51:44Speaker 7: Is this last week? Is this last week?
- 1:51:45Speaker 1: I was gonna say that.
- 1:51:47Speaker 6: Alright.
- 1:51:53Speaker 1: She could've done it. She could've done it. She could've
- 1:51:55Speaker 1: done it. Is there gambling out.
- 1:52:02Speaker 10: There?
- 1:52:02Speaker 4: A hat without a hat without a hat.
- 1:52:04Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gambling.
- 1:52:08Speaker 2: It's gambling. It's gambling.
- 1:52:10Speaker 1: Oh, God.
- 1:52:12Speaker 8: Oh, God.
- 1:52:17Speaker 2: What are you guys doing?
- 1:52:50Speaker 1: You know Russell?
- 1:52:53Speaker 6: I need someone- I need someone- I need someone f-
- 1:52:57Speaker 6: I was gonna say start- I was gonna say start-
- 1:52:58Speaker 6: I was gonna.
- 1:53:01Speaker 2: Say start- I need to do O- Overize in- Overize.
- 1:53:08Speaker 7: In-
- 1:53:19Speaker 7: .
- 1:53:20Speaker 1: .
- 1:53:23Speaker 7: .
- 1:53:29Speaker 3: .
- 1:53:36Speaker 1: I was a good last one.
- 1:53:49Speaker 2: I was a good last one.
- 1:53:53Speaker 1: I was a good last one.
- 1:53:54Speaker 11: Next one.
- 1:53:59Speaker 1: Next one. Next one. Come on, my dude. Come on,
- 1:54:01Speaker 1: my dude. Fun!
- 1:54:20Speaker 2: Fun!
- 1:54:20Speaker 1: Fun!
- 1:54:21Speaker 10: Fun!
- 1:54:21Speaker 6: Fun!
- 1:54:21Speaker 1: Fun!
- 1:54:21Speaker 2: Fun!
- 1:54:22Speaker 4: Fun!
- 1:54:22Speaker 8: Fun!
- 1:54:23Speaker 4: Fun!
- 1:54:23Speaker 1: Fun! Fun!
- 1:54:26Speaker 8: Fun!
- 1:54:26Speaker 1: Fun!
- 1:54:26Speaker 3: Fun! Fun! Fun!
- 1:54:26Speaker 11: Fun!
- 1:54:27Speaker 3: Fun! Fun!
- 1:54:27Speaker 8: Fun!
- 1:54:27Speaker 2: Fun!
- 1:54:27Speaker 3: Fun! Fun!
- 1:54:33Speaker 1: Fun!
- 1:54:33Speaker 3: Fun!
- 1:54:34Speaker 8: Fun!
- 1:54:34Speaker 7: Fun!
- 1:54:50Speaker 1: Chickalack, Chickalack, Chickalack.
- 1:54:54Speaker 2: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
- 1:54:58Speaker 1: Xander, Xander, Xander. Give me a DM, give me a DM,
- 1:55:04Speaker 1: give me a DM.
- 1:55:04Speaker 8: I'm having fun, I'm having fun, I'm having.
- 1:55:12Speaker 1: Fun.
- 1:55:12Speaker 2: Work, don't worry, work, don't worry, work, don't worry.
- 1:55:16Speaker 1: For participating, for participating, for participating.
- 1:55:24Speaker 14: We always make it. We always make it. We always
- 1:55:36Speaker 14: make it.
- 1:55:40Speaker 1: You're sober. You're sober. You're sober. It's one of my favorites.
- 1:55:43Speaker 1: It's one of my favorites. It's one of my favorites. Now,
- 1:55:48Speaker 1: you're sober. You're sober.
- 1:55:51Speaker 8: Now.
- 1:55:52Speaker 5: Now.
- 1:55:53Speaker 1: Now.
- 1:56:01Speaker 3: Shout out to. Shout out to. Shout out to.
- 1:56:10Speaker 1: Oh.
- 1:56:11Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:56:11Speaker 1: Oh.
- 1:56:12Speaker 12: Oh.
- 1:56:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:56:15Speaker 1: Like, hold on. Before. Like, hold on. Before. Like, hold on. Before. Before.
- 1:56:24Speaker 1: It's a bunch of plays. It's a bunch of plays.
- 1:56:29Speaker 1: It's a bunch of plays. It's a bunch of plays.
- 1:56:34Speaker 1: It's a bunch of plays. It's a bunch of plays.
- 1:56:35Speaker 1: It's a bunch of plays. It's a bunch of plays.
- 1:56:55Speaker 1: I live.
- 1:57:06Speaker 6: And on Saturday and on Saturday and on Saturday.
- 1:57:10Speaker 3: Of those places of those places of those.
- 1:57:12Speaker 1: Places commercial commercial commercial he does he does he does.
- 1:57:24Speaker 7: I wait to, I wait to, I wait to.
- 1:57:28Speaker 2: We got, uh, we got, uh, we got, uh.
- 1:57:34Speaker 7: And, and, and.
- 1:57:40Speaker 2: I'm a kill tone, I'm a kill tone, I'm a
- 1:57:42Speaker 2: kill tone. For you guys, for you guys, for you guys.
- 1:57:46Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:57:52Speaker 1: Tell Joel he can't. Tell Joel he can't. Tell Joel
- 1:57:53Speaker 1: he can't.
- 1:57:54Speaker 11: No, I'm not.
- 1:57:58Speaker 1: No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Bring it, Nate. Bring it, Nate.
- 1:58:01Speaker 1: It's not about fit. It's not about fit. It's not
- 1:58:08Speaker 1: about fit. It doesn't dissent, it doesn't dissent, it doesn't dissent.
- 1:58:24Speaker 1: .
- 1:58:24Speaker 2: .
- 1:58:31Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
- 1:58:31Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 1:58:31Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:58:32Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 1:58:33Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
- 1:58:33Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:58:33Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
- 1:58:33Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 1:59:04Speaker 2: For your. For your.
- 1:59:05Speaker 1: For your. Well. It's more.
- 1:59:08Speaker 3: Well.
- 1:59:09Speaker 1: It's more. Well.
- 1:59:09Speaker 3: It's more.
- 1:59:11Speaker 8: Cushion.
- 1:59:12Speaker 2: Cushion. Cushion.
- 1:59:14Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 1:59:20Speaker 1: And whatnot. Flavors by Ezone. Peace out.