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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy! - The World Fitness Project Season Explained! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Oh my goodness,
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do I have something to say today.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit movies.
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Music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate.
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Tune in now, you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time.
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Man, that's a banger right there.
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Best song ever.
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Hey, bro.
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Only the best for our client though.
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dude we whip those Clydesdale singers into
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shape every every week practice dude Jesus
1:17
Christ the fact that they do it live
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every week really is what gets me like
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their dedication to this show is amazing
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people don't know like I'm pulling an R
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Kelly I've got them trapped underneath my
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stairs right there and I I bring them
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out to sing the theme song every single
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week yeah
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There's a lot of this going on.
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You can't see it because we're playing the
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Cubs, but there's a whole lot of...
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They're starting to get malnutritious.
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I should probably start feeding them or
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something.
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I mean, a little bit at least.
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Throw them some pocket jerky if you give
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them nothing else.
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Yeah.
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I think that would be pretty good.
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It's funny.
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Yesterday we talked about the Schwan's
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Man,
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and I was telling the crew that yesterday
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the clip went out on some other social
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media platforms,
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and the comments I was getting were, yeah,
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I used to see the Schwan's truck,
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but it was too expensive for us,
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so we just waved as it drove by.
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You can't chase it like an ice cream
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truck and just get them to stop and
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sell you a steak or whatever.
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It's not the same type deal.
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Yeah,
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because you couldn't buy an ice cream
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cone.
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You had to buy a box of twelve.
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A box of them, right.
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Which probably would not be real conducive
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at that point.
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I do recall when I was a kid,
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it was not something we...
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stocked our house with right it was like
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there were these one or two items that
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were worth the money and those were the
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only things we would get from the
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schwanstruck and one of those was pizza
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burgers get those pizza burgers baby um so
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yeah i just i found that amusing but
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yeah dude i i've been so distracted since
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about nine o'clock this morning maybe ten
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o'clock this morning
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Nine o'clock my time,
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nine o'clock your time.
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Nine o'clock your time,
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ten o'clock my time.
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Got it, got it, got it.
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I'm trying to paint a picture here.
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Just to be clear,
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I was doing some stuff.
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My mom's coming into town and I was
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trying to get some dinner in the crock
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pot, things like that.
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I go over and I pick up my
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phone and...
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The Bears made a trade today.
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And everybody knows, like,
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I am a ginormous Bears fan.
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Bear down.
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Bear down.
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And they traded for one of the,
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he was an all,
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first team all pro last year at defensive
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tackle.
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All right.
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He is one of the,
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if not the best defensive tackle in the
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league, he's like the second best.
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And our offense is on a roll.
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Definitely clicking.
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The defense is where we're a little bit
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skittish.
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Sure.
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And this is putting a dude in the
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center of our defense to help stop the
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run and dent the pocket.
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And if you watch football,
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if you dent the pocket,
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that affects the quarterback way more than
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rushing from the outside.
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Yeah.
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Jeffrey Simmons from the Titans is coming
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to the bears.
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They gave up two first round picks for
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him.
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Those first round picks.
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And I like this,
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this means they're going all in and going
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to try to win the super bowl this
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year.
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And then when you watch the analysts,
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everybody is like,
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this changes everything.
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They are one of the two teams to
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come out of the NFC.
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Um,
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Yeah,
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and Andrew Sten's Bengals probably have
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the other defensive tackle that you would
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put in the argument.
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Dexter Lawrence.
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Those are probably the two best defensive
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tackles in the league.
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His Bengals have one.
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We have the other now.
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I am literally like floating right now.
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The only thing that sucks is I got
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to wait till Monday freaking night to see
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him on the field.
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Wow.
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You can stay up till midnight watching the
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game.
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Enjoy yourself.
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Oh, dude.
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I need to take half a day Monday
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afternoon and a half a day Tuesday morning
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just to recover from the game.
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You want me to ship you a bottle
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of Malort?
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With this trade,
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I would do a shot of Malort.
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That is how awesome this trade is.
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I can get you a bottle of Malort
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delivered to the house,
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and you can just knock yourself.
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You and Julie can just knock something
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down Monday afternoon, get the nerves off,
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get ready for it.
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Well, my wife is a diehard Steeler fan.
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She don't give two shits about Jefferson.
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I understand that,
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but she's going to have to deal with
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you is what I'm getting at.
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Yeah,
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she may go get a hotel room at
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this point.
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I have to show this because Meg is
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in the chat,
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and I love making her happy.
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That's pretty much the second tenet of
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this show,
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to not really have a clear theme and
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to make Meg happy.
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So you know Andy Agar,
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the blonde girl on social media that makes
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jokes about the NFL?
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She is so good, dude.
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I don't know if you know this about
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her.
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She's a diehard Green Bay Packers fan.
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I did know that.
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She put up a post after the trade
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today.
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I haven't seen it.
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I need to follow her.
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I'll follow her.
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Have a little coffee, go work out.
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And then I get this notification.
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The Bears got Jeffrey Simmons for two
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first-round picks.
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Last time they traded,
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two firsts was for Khalil Mack.
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This is great news.
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This is awesome.
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My only conflict is it might be an
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overpay,
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but probably not because they're getting
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an insane talented guy.
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So whatever, you know, good morning,
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Chicago.
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You know, I was.
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Good morning, Chicago.
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Oh, she's good.
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Joseph sent this into a group text I'm
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in.
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And I said, oh, my gosh,
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I love this because we got a dude.
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And I also love this because it pisses
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off every Packers fan.
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All of them.
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All of them.
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Yeah, Travis is right.
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Hope it pans out better than how the
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L.A.
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Rams D-line is going this season because
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everybody was like, oh, man.
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Undefeated.
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Undefeated.
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It turns out not so much.
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Joseph, thank you so much for sending it.
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I actually had this saved for the show
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before you sent it because my algorithm is
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sending me everything Jeffrey Simmons
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right now.
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Everything NFL.
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Here's Jeffrey Simmons as a
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three-year-old.
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Here's Jeffrey Simmons whenever he was in
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middle school.
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Would you like to see some baby pictures?
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Yeah,
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would you like to see some of his
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baby pictures?
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Here's what he ate last Saturday.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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The algorithm also works something like
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that,
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but it's not usually with football stuff.
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It's with random complete nonsense that I
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pay attention to for more than three
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seconds at a time.
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And then I just started getting all kinds
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of crazy shit.
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Why are you getting all these,
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these reels about people bending time and
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they, they live.
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They live.
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They live.
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They live.
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They live.
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They live.
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They live.
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They live.
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They live.
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They live.
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They live.
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My favorite one is the chick who was
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like going back and forth,
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like cutting herself into the dude that
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was saying that, you know,
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I'll wake up at four at four a.m.
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and from four to four twenty.
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I'm doing deep meditation and my wife
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comes on.
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We both get on a treadmill and like
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she was cutting back and forth and she
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was funny on her own.
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And then you go get into the comments
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and somebody my favorite one was somebody
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said,
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I'll wake up thirty minutes before I go
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to bed.
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yeah i uh that the one dude the
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one i sent you yesterday this morning yeah
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that dude's freaking nuts
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Yeah.
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I'm just maxing the serotonin in my brain
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and dopamine hit.
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He just buzzword after buzzword after
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buzzword.
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Not that serotonin and dopamine aren't
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things,
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but you don't get to choose to just
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increase it in your brain with nothing
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else other than the fact that you're awake
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and living your best life between six a.m.
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My day is done by noon.
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My first day is done by from six
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to whatever to noon.
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It's like, is it?
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Is it though?
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Yeah.
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Last I checked,
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no matter how much you think you can
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bend time,
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you cannot speed up the rotation of the
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earth.
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Who said, who said really?
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Cause I just pull time up into like
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a triangle in my pocket.
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What I love is, is like,
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is the guy says my second day is
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from like noon to four PM.
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And the, the,
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the guy cuts in and goes,
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that's when I nap.
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That's usually when I take a nap sometime
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right around noon.
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oh those things i love when people make
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fun of that kind of stuff because i
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get a lot of you know uh positivity
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type you know attack today life's gonna
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kill you anyway type that i enjoy right
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but i what i i enjoy even more
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than that but for completely different
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reason are those insane people
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Who are just like, you know,
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I read six books before most people wake
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up.
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And then I, you know,
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I eat forty hundred grams of protein and
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it's all clean from the best sources.
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And I go out and sun my butthole
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after that for three hours.
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And what are you doing with your life?
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Because you don't do any of that.
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I don't care who you think you are.
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Like, that's not a thing.
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If you think that person's insane,
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what about that they have like two million
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followers?
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Yeah.
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And they probably sold a million books
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because people are like,
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I need to do that.
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Yeah,
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clearly this guy has his stuff together.
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Because that is real.
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No, wait.
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That is real, right?
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Yeah.
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Let me buy your book and find out
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how I can turn my seven-day week into
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a twenty-one day.
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Twenty-one days.
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Let me follow these five steps to turn
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your week from seven days into twenty-one.
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I don't want twenty-one days in a
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seven-day week.
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I enjoy my eight hours of sleep.
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Yeah.
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You know why?
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Because I have thirdsy.
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There you go.
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You go to thirdsy.com backslash Jazzy.
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Jazzy.
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And you get fifteen percent off at
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checkout.
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That is promo code Jazzy.
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And you get fifteen percent off.
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And you can sleep eight hours a night
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like a normal human being and forget that
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there is a possibility of twenty one days
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in a work week.
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Yeah.
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Nobody wants twenty one days in a work
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week.
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Travis works for himself and he spends
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every single hour of his day working for
12:36
Vindicate to make money to put in his
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pocket.
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I guarantee he doesn't want twenty one
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days in a week.
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I can promise you that.
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The only time that Travis would want.
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Twenty one days in the week.
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Is when he helped out Hiller.
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By selling shirts.
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And got so many damn orders.
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That he's probably like.
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Print and postage stick.
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Print and postage stick.
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I just had twenty one days.
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He actually put up.
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Either a reel or a story.
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Where he was just like.
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Each one of these is going to get
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a signed card.
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And like he showed him.
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Just doing all that.
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I was like, God bless you, dude.
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Travis is a fantastic human being.
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FYI, in case y'all did not know,
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but it's shit like that, dude.
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I want to see a signature on the
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first one compared to the signature on the
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last one.
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Or somewhere in the middle, even.
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With a line at the end.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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I signed it myself.
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I signed it myself.
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Oh, man.
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That is so good, dude.
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No lie.
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I feel like I've worked twenty one days
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this week.
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I don't doubt it, too.
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But you weren't trying to.
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That's the whole thing.
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They all look shitty.
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That's the advantage of having a shitty
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autograph.
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One hundred percent.
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You start shitty and just stay shitty.
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Yeah.
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It's managing expectations at that point.
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You understand that you sign the first one
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and just looks like a T with a
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squiggly line behind it.
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That's all you got to do for the
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rest of them.
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That's just how that's how that goes down.
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Back in the day when I was a
14:13
kid, my dad didn't do any banking.
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My mom did all the bills,
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all the banking, all the whatever, right?
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My mom signed all my dad's checks.
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My dad didn't do shit about any of
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that.
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The one time he actually signed his own
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check,
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he took it to the bank and they
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questioned whether it was authentic.
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Mr. Schweitzer,
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this doesn't look like your signature.
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Well, I mean,
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it's got to be my signature.
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I just signed it.
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It's not what we have on file.
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It's not what we have.
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I have four hundred and eighty three other
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checks over here and none of those
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signatures look like this one.
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That is hilarious.
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Holy smokes.
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That's good right there.
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Oh, I mean, my.
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a good thing my dad passed before my
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mom because he would add a hell of
15:06
a time one he never did any of
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that for himself two his signatures
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wouldn't have looked like anything he'd
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done before he probably would be arrested
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for fraud oh yeah hundred percent he'd be
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well well in jail all the way up
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in jail oh that's so good well as
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i'm trying to come off my high and
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i think
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Mark Phillips was backing me up here.
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Yeah.
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I know I'm late,
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but Jeffrey Simmons is a huge get.
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He was a beast in high school and
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college before the NFL.
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And he's being teamed up again with Montez
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Sweat, his college teammate,
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both on the defensive line.
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Possibly the best name in professional
15:51
football.
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Well, there's Josh Sweat, too.
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It ain't Montez.
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It's not true.
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It ain't Montez.
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Montez is coming off a drug suspension,
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so...
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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I'm certain that he's completely drug-free
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now,
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and he's definitely not on any more
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performance-enhancing drugs whatsoever,
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and it's not affected him long-term.
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He did do an interview yesterday,
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and he said that it was an accident.
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So he only got a two-game suspension.
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If it was something that was like a
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legit PED, he would have got four.
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Oh, well.
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Four weeks instead of two.
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Yeah.
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Man.
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Because that's not going to come out of
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the system in four weeks.
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Just FYI.
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Barry McOchner wants to know, Corey,
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what number of ghosts is that for you
16:52
today?
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Well, that is number two ghosts,
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but I also had a C-IV when I
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woke up.
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So about six hundred milligrams deep.
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Well, not quite.
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I just opened this one.
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I liked Ghost when they first came out.
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I just don't.
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I mean,
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I stopped at the grocery store this
17:13
morning to get me a couple of those
17:17
single-size bags of salad and some gridola
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and stuff for my desk to snack on.
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And they just happened to have Ghost up
17:24
in there.
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And I was like, get used to those.
17:27
Why not?
17:28
Never mind the twelve-pack of cereal C-IV
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I got right there.
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I would also not want to get a
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Ghost.
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I need to try Gorilla Mine,
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but I've never seen it in a store
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up here.
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Actually,
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the small grocery store right by my house
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just started carrying it.
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uh which y'all don't have up there it's
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not a rouse by your house i'm sure
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two and gonzalez probably not so much in
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in uh in columbus but uh they just
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started carrying it and they had the
18:06
swedish fish flavor they had the
18:10
Like three or four flavors,
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something like that.
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And I like the fact that I can
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just go get it there and I don't
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have to order an entire twelve pack.
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Right.
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But I've never had a bad flavor from
18:18
them either.
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Like the blackberry lemonade is
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outstanding.
18:24
The white gummy bear is outstanding or
18:28
white, whatever it's called.
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Yeah.
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I looked on Amazon like I could buy
18:32
a twelve pack.
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I just like,
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I don't want to commit to a twelve.
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You know me.
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Oh, absolutely.
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You had to give me a money back
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guarantee for me to try serial killer.
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Right.
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And Barry says closest GNC or vitamin
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shop.
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I think all of our vitamin shops closed.
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So like all I have is.
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There used to be one.
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I don't even.
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Oh, man.
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There used to be a vitamin shop right
19:00
there in Baton Rouge far from me,
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but I don't know if it's open anymore.
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They had a pretty good selection as well
19:05
of stuff like at the time,
19:07
but that was when everybody was still
19:08
drinking bang and whatever it was.
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Yeah.
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When I was drinking bang,
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I had a problem.
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Yeah.
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A legit problem.
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I would say so too.
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I would agree.
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Yeah.
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I think we have a GNC still.
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I don't know.
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I don't go shopping in person anymore.
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Like the inconvenience of that.
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Not a fucking helmet.
19:30
I can order my groceries on Amazon and
19:32
they're delivered from Whole Foods to my
19:34
house.
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And as a Prime member,
19:36
I don't even have to pay extra.
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Like, why would I?
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And the food is so fresh.
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Like, I don't know, man.
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I just don't go shopping in person unless
19:49
I absolutely have to.
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Because then I don't have to deal with
19:52
people.
19:53
That is correct.
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I don't have to deal with the public.
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Not a big fan of the public.
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And I talk to the public every single
20:00
day, but it's through a phone.
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Not in person, as a general rule.
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That's way easier to do.
20:07
Vicky says they make variety packs.
20:09
Yeah,
20:09
but I know that they have a root
20:10
beer flavor.
20:11
And as discussed yesterday,
20:14
the minute I see root beer,
20:15
it's open can, dump down drain.
20:22
One, it doesn't taste like beer.
20:25
And two, I don't like root.
20:27
Doesn't taste like root,
20:29
which you also do not want,
20:31
I'm pretty sure.
20:33
Unless it's a root vegetable,
20:34
which you still don't want,
20:35
because I don't want any potato flavored
20:36
beverage at all, if I can help it.
20:39
I think the closest thing I've ever had
20:40
to a potato flavored beverage is vodka.
20:43
And nobody's like,
20:44
we don't want vodka flavored in our
20:46
caffeine drinks.
20:47
That's probably not a good idea.
20:51
Just potato rainbows.
20:52
Just potato rainbows.
20:53
Taste the potato rainbow.
20:54
So vodka with Skittles dumped in it.
20:57
Yes.
21:00
Oh, there you go.
21:01
Amanda right there.
21:01
Gorilla Mountain Root Beer is fantastic.
21:06
amanda come on i thought we were friends
21:10
i'm gonna tell you something so going back
21:12
to like when we talk about drinking bangs
21:14
it just it just popped to mind all-time
21:17
favorite flavor when i was in that bang
21:20
rain you know that when that was basically
21:23
your two options as far as i was
21:24
concerned rain made a jalapeno strawberry
21:28
flavored rain and i i see your face
21:33
and i understand
21:36
I understand where your thoughts at,
21:37
but I'm telling you right now,
21:39
if I would run across kind of like,
21:42
you know,
21:42
how people were like found like twelve
21:43
packs of Crystal Pepsi that and they were
21:46
selling it on freaking Amazon or eBay or
21:48
whatever,
21:49
because like they've been having it since
21:50
nineteen ninety three.
21:51
If somebody had a twelve pack of
21:53
strawberry jalapeno rain,
21:55
I would buy it right now.
21:57
Sight unseen does not matter.
22:00
That stuff was amazing.
22:02
I'm with Omar.
22:06
I don't want to drink my spice.
22:11
I love spicy chicken wings.
22:14
I have pickled jalapenos all the time.
22:17
I love spicy food.
22:21
I do not want to drink spicy.
22:23
When they came out with the jalapeno beer,
22:25
I wanted to gag.
22:30
Yes,
22:30
Mark Phillips would drink a strawberry
22:33
jalapeno rain out of the community
22:36
football.
22:36
Yes, I would.
22:37
That is a fact.
22:39
That is a fact.
22:39
See, look, Travis gets it.
22:42
oh habanero mango fuego c-four it's good
22:45
dude it's not it's not spicy like you
22:48
would have it's kind of like okay so
22:52
i got you to try the the the
22:54
cereal serial killer c-four right yeah but
22:57
but on its surface i love that's it
23:01
right there yes vicky yeah
23:04
i don't want to drink inferno i'll eat
23:07
inferno i don't want to drink it it
23:09
wasn't it wasn't spicy like that it had
23:12
a it was it's hard to explain dude
23:15
it was so good oh my god it
23:16
was so good when they when they came
23:20
out with jalapeno beer and i was doing
23:24
a beer podcast back in the day i
23:26
was trying everything yeah i and i
23:30
It is very rare that I actually dump
23:32
a beer.
23:32
Like,
23:32
if I actually got a glass of beer,
23:34
I would finish it just out of principle.
23:37
Right.
23:37
Jalapeno beer, down the drain.
23:41
I can understand that.
23:42
I wouldn't want a jalapeno beer either.
23:45
But I am,
23:48
I will die on this hill.
23:50
That's, that,
23:51
if you want to bring the picture back
23:53
up,
23:53
that strawberry jalapeno rain was
23:57
outstanding.
23:59
And I would buy a twelve-pack right now,
24:01
sight unseen.
24:03
I'd send somebody fourteen dollars for it
24:05
or whatever it would cost,
24:06
twenty-five bucks right now,
24:07
and they'd just be like, I got it.
24:10
And I would send it to them in
24:11
hopes that they would actually send it to
24:14
me.
24:15
Sorry, I'm just reading Joseph's comment.
24:17
Malort is less than everything else.
24:19
I completely, completely agree, Joseph.
24:24
But if doing a shot of Malort gets
24:26
me Jeffrey Simmons...
24:28
bring it on.
24:29
Maybe that's what the catalyst was.
24:31
Maybe it was.
24:32
Me and my wife doing a shot of
24:34
Malort outside of Lambeau Field.
24:39
Jeffrey Simmons.
24:40
It's the butterfly effect.
24:45
Travis's Cereal Killer is nasty.
24:48
It's definitely not one of my favorite
24:49
flavors, but I wouldn't say it's nasty.
24:54
I got a whole twelve pack of it
24:55
sitting right there.
24:59
But it is weird getting carbonated cereal
25:02
milk.
25:04
But like we discussed,
25:05
it doesn't leave that milk aftertaste in
25:09
your mouth.
25:10
I like the milk schmutz.
25:14
It's the worst part about it.
25:15
Anyway, right along.
25:21
Did you see Jason Ainsley on Spin last
25:24
night?
25:25
No.
25:27
He basically gave the roadmap as much as
25:30
he could of what next year's WFP season
25:32
is going to be.
25:33
Okay.
25:35
And I kind of liked what I heard.
25:37
No, I forget to spend on them,
25:39
especially right now,
25:40
because Jamison has softball on Wednesday
25:44
night.
25:44
So I was at the ball field until
25:46
eight fifteen last night.
25:48
So I was critical when the Instagram post
25:52
came out that like they're just trying to
25:54
copy a CrossFit game season.
25:56
Right.
25:57
But after Jason talked last night,
26:00
he said, like,
26:00
I'm a big fan of regionals.
26:02
And I think that regionals with community
26:05
participation is
26:07
is the way to go you know and
26:09
jamesley jason ainsley is so good at like
26:13
explaining things and being very
26:14
transparent and honest about stuff that it
26:17
is uh
26:19
It was refreshing.
26:20
That's exactly the word I was going to
26:22
use.
26:22
Refreshing, yeah.
26:24
And it made a whole lot of sense.
26:27
So you've seen that there's the ten events
26:29
that are being announced.
26:32
And they are going to have community
26:34
events at all those events.
26:36
And eight of them will qualify three
26:38
people from the elite division to the WFP
26:41
championship.
26:44
Two will get one qualification.
26:47
They're also, if you have pairs,
26:50
either girl, girl, guy, guy, or co-ed,
26:55
and you finish in the top three or
26:57
one, you get to go to the championship.
26:59
They're going to have four-person teams
27:01
that if you qualify, you go.
27:04
They're also going to have a teen
27:05
division,
27:06
but they only have two divisions.
27:07
It's going to be fifteen to seventeen and
27:09
eighteen to twenty-two.
27:14
And then they are going to have masters,
27:17
but they're only going up to fifty five
27:19
plus.
27:20
Yeah, I did see that.
27:23
And so you can qualify in all these
27:25
to get to the championships.
27:27
And so these community events are going to
27:30
give you an opportunity to compete at the
27:32
elite stage wherever the championship is,
27:35
which is not going to be Copenhagen.
27:37
But they do not know yet.
27:39
Oh, so we're not going back to Copenhagen.
27:42
This year, yes.
27:42
Next year, no.
27:43
Well, yeah, obviously this year.
27:45
And they're going to try to make the
27:47
events like a thousand competing
27:49
individuals.
27:53
So I'm with Travis right here.
27:55
How are you going to find volunteers to
27:58
work all those events?
28:00
It's a lot.
28:00
So most of those events that you're
28:01
talking about that I saw,
28:02
I say most of them,
28:03
I think all of them are already
28:04
established events.
28:07
I don't know about necessarily the
28:09
volunteers because I'm sure they already
28:11
have volunteers that work on year in and
28:13
year out.
28:15
The quality of judging for the people who
28:19
are going to have a legitimate shot to
28:21
get to their final event is what I
28:24
would be worried about.
28:25
There's only so many Andrew Stins.
28:26
There's only so many Dave Hardys.
28:28
There's only so many of those type dudes
28:30
that are out there doing that kind of
28:32
stuff.
28:33
Two answers to that.
28:34
One, they're all over the world.
28:36
We're talking Australia, Greece, Spain,
28:41
some in the US.
28:43
Six of the ten events are going to
28:45
be after the game season is over.
28:49
And I think like
28:57
It's time that we hold judges more
29:00
accountable.
29:01
We have great judges like Stan and like
29:04
Kevin and,
29:06
but they need to be allowed to hold
29:08
judges accountable.
29:10
So you weed out the bad ones.
29:12
Yeah.
29:14
Um,
29:17
Wayne says it's not much different than
29:18
CrossFit outsourcing semifinals.
29:20
However,
29:21
WFP owns a handful of these events.
29:24
Yeah.
29:24
I mean, because Jason already did.
29:27
They own Down Under.
29:28
They own Monster.
29:30
They own Heart of America.
29:31
Yep.
29:33
And have some sort of partnership with the
29:35
rest of them.
29:35
Otherwise, they wouldn't be doing this.
29:38
I like what I like what Sten says
29:39
right here.
29:40
The amount of events that are coming means
29:41
that we have to start paying judges and
29:43
volunteers.
29:45
I think what he's getting at is that,
29:46
yeah,
29:47
most of it's after the after the season.
29:49
Right.
29:49
After the regular CrossFit season is over
29:51
with.
29:51
But that doesn't mean that you're still
29:53
pulling from the same pool.
29:56
Guys like Dave Hardy, who's retired,
29:57
who can do that kind of shit in,
29:59
in travel and enjoys doing it and go,
30:01
go in all those places are the exception,
30:03
not the rule.
30:04
So you're going to have to start finding
30:06
some kind of way to put,
30:08
give these guys some sort of other
30:09
incentive because even judges are going to
30:11
get burned out.
30:13
Right.
30:13
I mean, it's a lot for,
30:15
for anybody at a time.
30:17
Um, and yes,
30:19
travel costs do not care about sports
30:21
seasons.
30:22
That's exactly what I was getting at Stan.
30:23
Like.
30:26
Plane tickets are expensive.
30:28
Hotels, Airbnbs,
30:29
whatever you're going to stay in at,
30:31
all of that shit is expensive,
30:32
especially nowadays when everything is
30:34
freaking expensive.
30:38
Good Lord,
30:38
it's hard for me to even say.
30:40
Agreed.
30:42
So yeah,
30:42
they're going to have to figure some part
30:44
of that out to leave it in the
30:46
budget.
30:48
Something's going to have to get cut or
30:50
they're going to have to get more money
30:51
from their sponsors or something like that
30:53
to be able to ensure that you're getting
30:55
the stuff that you need from those people.
30:59
The,
31:01
the thing we have to remember is these
31:02
are all established events.
31:05
Yep.
31:06
They've all been going on for years.
31:08
They've all had to man.
31:09
Yeah.
31:10
I did monster games two years in a
31:12
row, dude.
31:13
And like,
31:15
did not have much of an issue this
31:18
year.
31:18
I had a small one with, uh,
31:20
actually with the last event that I did,
31:21
but that's been for the second,
31:23
no second to last event.
31:26
Yeah.
31:27
Um,
31:29
But that was a one out of the
31:31
two years that I went there.
31:33
So like not a huge deal when it
31:35
comes down to it.
31:35
And I wasn't in any danger of making
31:37
any sort of moves anyway.
31:40
The amount of judge and equipment staff
31:41
needed when you now have all these
31:43
divisions is a lot of people.
31:45
But again,
31:46
a lot of these places already had all
31:48
of these divisions, right?
31:51
Yeah.
31:52
Monster games is a perfect example.
31:53
Like they have a shit ton of divisions,
31:57
teams,
31:59
teams of two and individuals masters all
32:03
the way from thirty five,
32:05
thirty nine up to I think last year,
32:07
fifty five,
32:08
fifty five plus maybe sixty plus.
32:10
I don't know.
32:10
There's a lot of there's a lot of
32:11
divisions.
32:11
I know that much.
32:13
And it seemed to run pretty well.
32:15
Ran on time.
32:16
Everything went pretty smooth.
32:19
Not a whole lot of, like I said,
32:21
me personally had one.
32:23
It wasn't even an issue necessarily.
32:24
It was just kind of silly is what
32:26
it boils down to.
32:27
Let me just say that this is why
32:30
I like Jay Stainsley.
32:32
He said,
32:33
what is the most popular thing that the
32:35
community events do?
32:36
Yeah.
32:38
Pairs.
32:39
You go to a local comp and people
32:41
sign up for pairs.
32:45
People go to High Rocks, they do pears.
32:48
Pears is getting increasingly popular.
32:52
So instead of designing everything around
32:56
the elites and then pairing the rest of
33:00
the competition to what the elites are
33:01
doing,
33:02
why not do what the local comps are
33:06
already doing well and what is super
33:08
popular and not make them the same events?
33:11
Just do it at the same location and
33:14
let them compete for an opportunity to go
33:17
to wherever the finals are.
33:21
Not Copenhagen.
33:24
Right.
33:27
That thought process is, again,
33:31
refreshing.
33:33
Yeah.
33:35
You know what?
33:35
My biggest bitch lately has been,
33:38
don't tell me what to care about.
33:40
See what I care about and go from
33:42
there.
33:44
And not just me as in the universal
33:46
we.
33:47
Right.
33:48
Right.
33:49
Like,
33:51
people care about pairs in those local
33:54
community competitions.
33:56
A lot of stuff down here.
33:57
Why not embrace it?
33:59
Yeah,
33:59
a lot of stuff down here has gone
34:01
to mostly that.
34:02
Like,
34:03
there's not as many opportunities to
34:05
compete locally individually.
34:07
Right.
34:08
For whatever reason.
34:10
I don't understand it personally.
34:12
I'm not against teams or whatnot.
34:15
Teams of two, teams of three,
34:16
whatever the case may be.
34:17
But I'm an individual competitor.
34:19
Right.
34:21
And you're the tip of the spear in
34:22
the individual side.
34:24
Most people in a CrossFit gym aren't the
34:26
tip of the spear.
34:27
And they're just looking to go hang out
34:29
with their buddy and do an event.
34:31
yeah but i would say the reason i
34:33
got to where i was is because when
34:35
i was did first start competing there was
34:37
a lot more down here chances to compete
34:41
individually
34:43
My first ever actual individual comp,
34:45
I was in intermediate doing my thing
34:49
before because they didn't have a master's
34:50
division at the time.
34:52
And then once I figured out, okay,
34:54
I can go to region and that has
34:56
masters and then whatever else may be.
34:58
And I was trying to always get into
34:59
the division I belonged in,
35:02
like skills wise and whatnot,
35:03
because
35:06
I never wanted to be that guy who
35:08
was just crushing everybody because I
35:11
signed up in the division I clearly did
35:15
not belong in.
35:16
I would rather get my ass handed to
35:17
me.
35:19
Yeah, I see that.
35:20
Jason Bourne, I am also the shaft.
35:23
I'm the nub at the bottom of the
35:25
shaft.
35:26
I would rather get my ass handed to
35:28
me in the division I belong in than
35:31
crush everybody in a division that I
35:33
clearly do not belong in.
35:35
That's never made any sense to me.
35:37
Tessa says CrossFit doing pairs this
35:39
season, but it ends at the Open.
35:43
I understand the gist of it,
35:47
but then the fact that it doesn't do
35:49
anything beyond that
35:52
And I get it.
35:52
Like Boz was saying yesterday or the day
35:54
before, whenever that was,
35:55
that it's a test to see how much
36:00
interest it has and whatnot.
36:02
And maybe they'll do something with it
36:03
after that or whatnot.
36:04
I get that part of it.
36:06
But it's weird.
36:09
Here's what I think works.
36:11
If you have a competition like
36:13
Waterpalooza where there's a thousand
36:15
competitors, right?
36:19
they're going to stay and watch the other
36:21
stuff.
36:22
That's going to fill more seats than just
36:24
having pros or elites,
36:28
whatever you want to call them,
36:29
just competing and watching.
36:31
And Ainsley kind of spoke to that.
36:33
Like, people want to do now.
36:34
They don't want to just watch.
36:36
Right.
36:38
So now you get the festival feel.
36:40
Now you've got people like Travis going.
36:42
If there's a thousand competitors and
36:45
their family come to watch them and then
36:48
they go over to the leads,
36:49
it might be more worth my while to
36:51
put up a tent and sell some shirts,
36:54
right?
36:56
Because...
36:57
you're going to have more traffic for
36:59
sure.
37:00
The other thing that,
37:01
let's look at the elites for just a
37:03
second on this.
37:05
If you earn a pro card this year,
37:06
you automatically get to the finals next
37:08
year.
37:10
But they're going to incentivize those
37:13
pros to do some of the series.
37:20
Which I think is a cool idea, concept,
37:22
right?
37:23
Yeah.
37:23
Because I think incentivize means
37:25
financially, right?
37:27
I would imagine so because that's what
37:30
most of those pros,
37:30
that's the easiest way to incentivize them
37:32
is to tell them they have an opportunity
37:34
to win some money.
37:35
And they're still working out the
37:36
framework to all that and what that means.
37:38
But a pro can never take away the
37:41
spot of the top three.
37:48
And they're going to stream Down Under and
37:52
they're going to do it on YouTube and
37:53
it's going to cost you five bucks.
37:56
I would pay five bucks to watch Down
37:57
Under.
37:59
And Jason was saying that it's expensive
38:05
to stream.
38:06
They need to recoup costs,
38:08
but they didn't want to just hand it
38:09
over to a third-party platform.
38:11
They wanted to use a platform that was
38:14
stable.
38:14
That was his exact quote.
38:16
We want to use a platform that everybody
38:19
knows and is stable.
38:23
Can we write Jason Ansley in for
38:25
president?
38:26
Can I do that?
38:28
Or just in charge of more stuff?
38:30
How about just in charge of more stuff?
38:32
I would like to vote for Jason Ansley
38:34
to be in charge of more stuff because
38:36
you and I have been saying that kind
38:37
of shit for quite some time now that
38:41
just charged ten bucks.
38:44
Hey, you want to watch the games?
38:45
It's going to be on YouTube.
38:46
We know it's not going to crash.
38:48
We need to recoup some of our costs
38:49
for the broadcast.
38:51
It's going to be ten bucks for the
38:53
entire week.
38:54
And you watch it from beginning to end.
38:56
Boom, ten bucks.
38:57
You know how many people would be like,
38:58
sign me up because they don't want to
39:00
pay thirty dollars for freaking Flow
39:01
Elite.
39:01
Yep.
39:04
Not to work like it's supposed to.
39:08
Wayne says,
39:09
so a pro card holder does not have
39:10
to do a qualifying event straight to the
39:12
finals.
39:13
Yes.
39:16
But what it does do is because you
39:18
only need to finish top three in any
39:20
one of these.
39:22
And their example they used last night was
39:24
if Dallin wanted to get back in,
39:27
he just has to go to one event,
39:29
qualify, and then he's in the finals now.
39:34
Yep.
39:36
some common sense thinking my i can't
39:40
remember if she was second or third grade
39:41
teacher used to say common sense is good
39:43
sense in everyday affair like just use
39:46
your brain figure out what actually makes
39:48
sense and kind of do that and i
39:50
think that is the approach that jason has
39:51
taken to most of this stuff and god
39:53
bless him for it like i will and
39:58
i think i'm not alone in saying this
39:59
i would gladly watch down under for five
40:02
bucks
40:04
I would easily watch pay them five dollars
40:07
wherever I got it,
40:07
whoever I got to send that to.
40:09
to watch Down Under,
40:11
have it be on YouTube that we know
40:13
is stable and we know is going to
40:15
be a decent broadcast,
40:17
I'd happily do that.
40:19
I think most people would, no, it's not,
40:21
Meg.
40:21
That's the whole problem.
40:22
That is a big fat no.
40:23
Yeah, that's the whole problem.
40:26
I work for state government.
40:27
It is an emphatic no.
40:32
Any sort of government.
40:32
And they also said they're going to stream
40:35
everything.
40:36
So if your family is in the community
40:38
event and you can't make it to the
40:40
event,
40:42
you can pay five dollars to see grandma
40:45
in the fifty five plus division.
40:47
As it turns out on a stable platform
40:51
once again.
40:53
Cannot say that enough because my wife
40:55
tried to watch me on Floor Elite for
40:57
the second event of the day at semifinals
41:00
and no dice.
41:07
And he said that the crowds have spoken.
41:11
They're not filling the seats like they
41:13
used to.
41:13
And so in order to recoup money to
41:15
hold the event,
41:17
they need to do this to do it.
41:19
And I don't think five bucks is that
41:20
much to ask.
41:23
I would think...
41:25
So the CrossFit community in general
41:30
spends five dollars...
41:32
probably a day on dumb shit.
41:35
Let's call it on average, right?
41:38
On stuff that you probably don't need.
41:40
You probably don't want.
41:42
I mean, there we go.
41:44
I was about to say that's two C
41:45
fours.
41:47
You can get them at,
41:48
you can get C fours or ghosts.
41:51
As a matter of fact,
41:52
I think at circle K right now,
41:53
two for five dollars and fifty cents or
41:55
five.
41:56
This show does not endorse circle K.
42:00
Sorry.
42:02
I just so happened to stop by there
42:04
the other morning, but point still stands.
42:08
Like, that's just, that's just how it is.
42:10
Right.
42:12
These things right here.
42:14
I know everybody that drinks them.
42:15
Like I know how much they cost.
42:17
You could cut two of them out and
42:19
watch quality entertainment that
42:21
everybody, I say everybody,
42:22
most people enjoy watching and you can see
42:25
all of it.
42:27
So long as it's not a static camera
42:28
from the roof of the building.
42:30
If I don't get my two C fours,
42:31
I'll probably fall asleep during it.
42:33
There you go.
42:34
Well, yeah, that's the problem.
42:35
You have to figure out maybe I have
42:36
to give up something else.
42:42
Oh, you both have Wawa near you.
42:43
Absolutely not.
42:45
Nope.
42:45
I don't even know what that is.
42:47
It's, it's an East coast thing.
42:50
They actually on the Western side of Ohio
42:54
and Indiana,
42:55
they're starting to build Wawa's,
42:57
but they haven't made central Ohio yet.
43:00
No,
43:00
there's definitely no Wawa's down here.
43:02
There's a Bucky's closer than a Wawa for
43:05
me.
43:05
Oh, there you go.
43:07
Yeah,
43:07
there's probably a Buc-ee's closest wall
43:09
for me too.
43:09
And the closest one to me is like
43:11
three hours away.
43:13
And so I just said that to piss
43:14
off Andrew Sten because he is a Buc-ee
43:16
lover.
43:17
He's his favorite place to be.
43:19
Last time I talked to him,
43:20
he was like,
43:20
I cannot wait to go back to Buc-ee's
43:22
was the last thing Andrew Sten said to
43:24
me.
43:27
Oh, look who it is.
43:28
Look at that.
43:31
my favorite my favorite vocalist in your
43:33
local cover band she's my favorite
43:36
vocalist in the delaware area absolutely
43:38
number one number one not just in my
43:40
heart but on the yeah absolutely in
43:44
reality i think billboard actually has her
43:46
at number one right now in not in
43:49
delaware in delaware absolutely yeah um
43:56
I don't even remember what I was saying.
43:58
We actually were short text this morning
44:03
that she's willing to fill in on this
44:06
show if either of us can't make it.
44:10
Since she was one of the original.
44:12
She absolutely was.
44:14
I don't know whether you noticed or not.
44:15
I'm going to go ahead and put this
44:16
out here.
44:16
Even though it's not my show,
44:17
you can come on right now if you
44:19
wanted to.
44:19
Nah, I'm ready to go.
44:22
Not right now.
44:23
We're about to leave.
44:25
Yeah,
44:26
I got to finish my training from
44:27
yesterday.
44:28
Oh, my wife's doing training right now.
44:30
She's about to pull her hair out.
44:31
I don't even remember what we're talking
44:36
about.
44:36
Yeah, they're going to... Wawa.
44:40
They're building Wawa.
44:41
Wawa is expanding everywhere.
44:44
Building the Wawa.
44:45
But I actually went to Wawa when I
44:47
went to Kat's house.
44:48
Got it.
44:51
That's the only time I've ever been in
44:52
a Wawa.
44:54
Top tier experience?
44:55
You're super excited to be there and
44:56
whatnot?
44:56
It's pretty awesome.
44:59
I went to a Wawa and Kat sang
45:00
Wawa.
45:07
I do enjoy speaking to Kat.
45:09
Every once in a while,
45:10
I will see video from her performing with
45:13
the band.
45:16
Keep killing it, girl.
45:17
Keep killing it.
45:18
Proud of you.
45:19
Well,
45:19
now I think she's in three bands or
45:20
something.
45:21
An acoustic band, a fully plugged in band,
45:23
and now she's filling in for a band.
45:26
You just get one foot in the door.
45:29
Gosh,
45:29
she's like the Robert Plant of our
45:31
generation.
45:32
One foot in the door.
45:33
Now she's in seventeen bands just
45:35
performing all the damn time.
45:38
It's amazing.
45:41
I can play one song on the drums
45:42
now.
45:42
And so I'm soon, soon.
45:46
Ladies and gentlemen,
45:48
ladies and gentlemen,
45:51
if y'all notice or not,
45:51
everybody stop the presses.
45:53
Scott can play a song on the drums.
45:55
Which song is it by the way?
45:57
I heard you put beaten on a sound
45:59
like a zombie.
46:00
Was that, was that, was that the day?
46:04
The one I can play right now is
46:05
a song called wild and cold and I'm
46:07
working on Mr. Brightside.
46:10
I'm Mr. Brightside.
46:16
Hot cross buns.
46:19
So Fergie... Hot cross buns.
46:22
It's fantastic.
46:24
Here's my biggest dilemma with playing
46:25
songs.
46:26
I get too excited.
46:28
I get too excited and I get my
46:29
stick caught under symbols because I'm
46:33
lifting my arms too much to do the,
46:35
like the bangs.
46:37
Right.
46:37
Yeah.
46:38
And I'll get one like caught and like,
46:39
Oh shit.
46:40
Oh no.
46:42
So I need to like relax.
46:45
more and just kind of play like not
46:47
so much this more like this like some
46:56
of that yeah oh um cat i know
46:57
you said we're gonna start a band but
46:59
like can we have two vocalists because i
47:02
can't play an instrument to save my life
47:03
like the only instrument i'm good at
47:04
playing is the radio i used to be
47:08
a dj but i never know how to
47:09
scratch so i not not real good at
47:12
that either so i don't know what we're
47:14
gonna do
47:18
So what I was going to say is
47:21
Fergie sent me a text and said we
47:24
should ask for pictures of Halloween
47:27
costumes.
47:29
Should we though?
47:30
You and I judge them.
47:31
Should we though?
47:36
Are you about to put up his?
47:37
Because he sent me his.
47:39
He did send me his.
47:40
I was not going to put that.
47:42
I don't know if it's on this account.
47:47
I laughed so hard when he sent me
47:49
that, dude, because it's...
47:50
Only people our age would even know who
47:52
he was.
47:53
Would even know who he was.
47:54
Yeah, absolutely.
47:55
Yeah,
47:55
I think he sent it on my personal
47:56
account.
47:58
Never send stuff to the personal, folks.
47:59
You can't put it up on the show.
48:01
Oh, got it.
48:02
Got it.
48:02
Got it.
48:03
It's a side-by-side of who he's actually
48:05
playing.
48:07
But this is Michael P.S.
48:10
Hayes from the Freebirds,
48:12
the fabulous Freebirds.
48:13
Fabulous Freebirds, baby.
48:15
From back in the day.
48:17
Here is Fergie.
48:19
I will try to blow this up a
48:20
little bit.
48:21
There we go.
48:21
There it is.
48:22
The resemblance is uncanny.
48:24
Well,
48:24
I don't know what just happened there.
48:27
Everything shut down for me.
48:29
Nope.
48:30
Were you good?
48:30
I can still see you.
48:31
Everything looks fine.
48:32
Okay.
48:33
Okay.
48:34
The resemblance is uncanny.
48:35
I mean, Fergie's chest is shaved.
48:37
And just so you're aware,
48:39
it is Fergie on the right,
48:40
not the left.
48:41
Yes, in case y'all were wondering.
48:43
Why did you just put two pictures of
48:45
the same guy up?
48:48
Yeah.
48:48
You know,
48:49
Fergie's abs are better than Michael's.
48:51
Oh, absolutely.
48:52
It's not even close.
48:53
Fergie looks actually more jacked than the
48:56
freaking professional wrestler from back
48:57
in the day does.
48:59
That is not dog Chapman, Wayne Short.
49:01
Come on.
49:08
If you were to put the sunglasses on,
49:10
we'd have Dog the Bounty Hunter.
49:11
If you were to put the sunglasses on,
49:13
absolutely.
49:14
It's Dog the Bounty Hunter.
49:15
I can understand that.
49:17
Fergie says grass does not grow in a
49:19
playground.
49:20
I love that dude so much.
49:29
I love that dude so much.
49:30
Oh, I love me some Fergie.
49:32
Oh my gosh.
49:34
That is fantastic.
49:35
So,
49:35
so far out of the Halloween costumes that
49:37
we've seen, that is number one.
49:41
And it's not even close.
49:41
That is a one of one.
49:42
That is a one of one right there.
49:44
And it's not even close.
49:46
Doug, you got cat's attention.
49:48
She wouldn't even like, boom.
49:49
You got cat's attention right there.
49:52
Oh, I mean, it looks good.
49:55
We see you.
49:56
Yeah.
49:59
We know what you're going to be for
50:00
Halloween, Meg.
50:01
Angry.
50:03
I thought she was going to be just
50:04
utter darkness.
50:05
Yeah.
50:06
Just walk around in just black shirt,
50:07
black pants.
50:10
I'm going to be nice.
50:11
No, I don't believe you.
50:14
Well,
50:15
she's saying that she'll play it nice and
50:17
everybody will be terrified because she's
50:18
so out of character.
50:20
Right.
50:20
What is wrong with you?
50:23
Are you possessed?
50:28
Ferg, shirts are for quitters, dude.
50:31
Ferg, if I had your body,
50:33
I would go shirtless to the grocery store.
50:36
Y'all are lucky I got a shirt on
50:37
right now, to be honest with you.
50:38
The only reason I do is because I'm
50:39
in my office.
50:40
If I was at home, it's a good,
50:41
strong possibility I'd run around with no
50:43
shirt on.
50:46
She should dress up as someone who can
50:47
count.
50:48
So she could be the count.
50:52
Whoa.
50:55
Yeah.
50:55
From Sesame Street, which would be like,
50:59
one a vampire first of all makes perfect
51:03
sense and then somebody that's who she
51:12
needs to be yeah absolutely the counting
51:14
count
51:18
shirtless is frowned upon in church
51:20
depends on the church Fergie one of my
51:23
favorite jokes about the count is that
51:25
somebody was it's like a conversation
51:27
between two people who said hey who's your
51:29
favorite who's your favorite vampire and
51:31
he's like the count from Sesame Street and
51:34
he's like that guy doesn't count I can
51:36
assure you he does
51:40
That's a bad dad joke.
51:42
That is a terrible dad joke.
51:45
One.
51:47
What's next?
51:48
I know there's a number after one.
51:51
I'm trying to get to it.
51:55
All right, guys.
51:56
Lunch hour's over.
51:57
I got to get back to work.
51:58
You knuckleheads,
51:59
you get back to work too.
52:00
We'll see you tomorrow.
52:01
Lunch with the Clydesdale and the Cowboy.
52:04
I can't wait to get to the editing
52:05
room to jazz me up.
52:07
I'm already jazzy.
52:19
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
52:20
saddle.
52:21
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
52:22
saddle.
52:23
Talking to reps,
52:24
real life strength in the battle.
52:27
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
52:29
we cover it all.
52:32
Midday motivation every time we press
52:34
call.
52:36
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
52:38
heat.
52:39
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
52:41
Half hour hustle, yeah,
52:42
we building that brand.
52:43
Grab a plate, shoot it, now you quarter.