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- 0:01Speaker 1: Head to Chemist Warehouse and save more money every year
- 0:04Speaker 1: on your regular medication with discounted prescriptions in every store.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Every day. Hello!
- 0:11Speaker 3: It's Tuesday. Good morning, Mikey. Amy Girard for Chemist Warehouse.
- 0:14Speaker 3: You all right?
- 0:14Speaker 4: Morning!
- 0:15Speaker 5: What's going on?
- 0:16Speaker 2: I'm just having my morning stretch.
- 0:18Speaker 3: Is that what you do every morning?
- 0:20Speaker 6: I do.
- 0:20Speaker 2: I actually drove this morning with my heat seat on
- 0:23Speaker 2: and my.
- 0:23Speaker 3: Oh, how good's that?
- 0:24Speaker 2: And my steering wheel seat on and.
- 0:27Speaker 3: Steering wheel seat? Sorry, sorry, Scott.
- 0:29Speaker 7: My steering wheel heat on as well.
- 0:31Speaker 2: I don't know if it's safe.
- 0:33Speaker 4: Why?
- 0:33Speaker 7: Because I was quite tired last night.
- 0:36Speaker 2: I stayed up.
- 0:37Speaker 7: Mobland, my favourite show of all time.
- 0:39Speaker 8: It drops.
- 0:40Speaker 2: It, like, breadcrumbs me an episode every Monday night.
- 0:43Speaker 5: Oh.
- 0:44Speaker 3: It's old school. It's like how you used to watch
- 0:47Speaker 3: a show on TV once a week instead of serving
- 0:50Speaker 3: it up the whole night.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Do you prefer it that way?
- 0:53Speaker 3: No, because you want to keep watching. But my problem
- 0:55Speaker 3: is I will just keep watching the whole thing.
- 0:57Speaker 2: You binge watch it though, right?
- 0:58Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 0:58Speaker 3: I don't mind the drip feeding. I don't like it,
- 1:02Speaker 3: but I kind of do, if that makes sense.
- 1:04Speaker 2: I don't like it, but I actually like it.
- 1:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:07Speaker 2: It gives me something to look forward to on a Monday.
- 1:09Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:10Speaker 2: And I, yeah, I'm really impatient otherwise. So if I
- 1:14Speaker 2: wasn't being like held at bay, I would just binge
- 1:18Speaker 2: watch the whole thing.
- 1:19Speaker 3: The whole thing, yeah.
- 1:19Speaker 2: And then I'd be so disappointed that it was over.
- 1:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:22Speaker 3: So you were staying up late. But you could watch
- 1:25Speaker 3: that today.
- 1:26Speaker 2: No, because me and Ryan watch it together.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Oh, cute.
- 1:29Speaker 2: It's our little thing.
- 1:30Speaker 3: Is that the one thing you do together now?
- 1:31Speaker 2: Pretty much.
- 1:32Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:33Speaker 2: We sit on the lounge and we watch Mobland together.
- 1:35Speaker 2: But because of that, I was very tired. But I
- 1:38Speaker 2: had to make a phone call this morning because it
- 1:40Speaker 2: was my posse, my big posse's birthday over.
- 1:44Speaker 4: In the UK.
- 1:45Speaker 3: You call her posse? Yes.
- 1:47Speaker 7: Her nickname is posse because she's part pom, part Aussie.
- 1:51Speaker 3: Oh, I get it.
- 1:51Speaker 2: She's actually not part Aussie. She's full English. But she
- 1:55Speaker 2: spent a lot of time in Australia because my mum
- 1:57Speaker 2: moved here.
- 1:57Speaker 3: Part Aussie then?
- 1:58Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:59Speaker 2: So I rang her and I was like, oh, happy birthday.
- 2:01Speaker 2: You're 91? And she goes, 92. And I said, oh,
- 2:04Speaker 2: there's some good innings, Paz.
- 2:06Speaker 7: And she goes, it's far too long.
- 2:08Speaker 8: And I was like, what do you mean?
- 2:10Speaker 3: Oh, is she at the I just want to die stage?
- 2:12Speaker 3: You know how they get like that?
- 2:13Speaker 7: She's like, this is far too long.
- 2:15Speaker 2: Don't ever live for this long.
- 2:17Speaker 4: Oh.
- 2:17Speaker 3: I just want it to be over. Is she healthy?
- 2:20Speaker 2: She's fine.
- 2:21Speaker 7: She was sourced as she loves a whiskey.
- 2:23Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
- 2:24Speaker 2: She's basically been told that she's got sclerosis of the liver.
- 2:30Speaker 8: And it's in failure.
- 2:31Speaker 2: And they've said stop drinking. And she said, pig's bum,
- 2:34Speaker 2: as if I'm going to stop.
- 2:35Speaker 3: At 92, if you've made it that long and you
- 2:37Speaker 3: love a whiskey, you.
- 2:38Speaker 7: Might as well.
- 2:39Speaker 2: She's like, if I go out with my liver and
- 2:41Speaker 2: I turn fluoro yellow, so be it.
- 2:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with her.
- 2:43Speaker 8: She's not giving it up.
- 2:45Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:45Speaker 3: She sounds like a real character.
- 2:47Speaker 7: Oh, she is a character.
- 2:49Speaker 2: I remember she came out for my brother's 18th and
- 2:52Speaker 2: there's this photo of her and she's doing a yard glass.
- 2:56Speaker 2: She sculled the yard glass and then we all had
- 2:59Speaker 2: to get her to put her tits back in because
- 3:01Speaker 2: she loved to, like, have a little flash, yeah.
- 3:03Speaker 3: Sorry, what? Your nan used to get her tits out?
- 3:05Speaker 7: Yeah, she was a good time.
- 3:07Speaker 3: At her grandson's party.
- 3:10Speaker 2: At his 18th, yeah.
- 3:11Speaker 3: I know where you get it all from, Ed.
- 3:14Speaker 2: My family over in the UK, they are a good time.
- 3:17Speaker 3: But your parents were quite strict. I'm guessing this is
- 3:20Speaker 3: your mum's mum?
- 3:22Speaker 2: My mum's mum and my mum's dad was very strict.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
- 3:26Speaker 7: Yeah, and he used to have a tight leash on Posse.
- 3:29Speaker 3: And now since he went, she's just living it up,
- 3:32Speaker 3: drinking whiskey.
- 3:33Speaker 2: Yeah, and she got herself a boyfriend and everything.
- 3:35Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 3:36Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 3:36Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you did tell me that.
- 3:38Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:38Speaker 3: She still got the boyfriend? No, he died too.
- 3:40Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 3:41Speaker 3: That's what happens later in age, right? When you think
- 3:45Speaker 3: about it, if you're 92, right, you've seen a lot
- 3:48Speaker 3: of friends, family, sisters, brothers, her parents. You've seen a
- 3:53Speaker 3: lot of people die around you. So how can you
- 3:57Speaker 3: be that happy, you know?
- 3:58Speaker 2: Well, she's happy. She's living her best life. She's got
- 4:02Speaker 2: herself a new boyfriend.
- 4:03Speaker 7: He's passed on.
- 4:04Speaker 3: Oh, she's got another one.
- 4:05Speaker 2: No, she's got a male companion now. Oh, right.
- 4:10Speaker 3: A toy boy.
- 4:11Speaker 2: A little toy boy, yeah.
- 4:13Speaker 7: Hey, I want to know, did you.
- 4:16Speaker 2: You had a voucher for that restaurant.
- 4:18Speaker 3: Yeah, work here gave me a $ 500 voucher to go
- 4:21Speaker 3: and spend at a restaurant.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Yeah, work has not given me a $ 500 voucher.
- 4:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:25Speaker 2: And you were very keen to make sure that you
- 4:29Speaker 2: spent all $ 500 of it.
- 4:30Speaker 7: Did you make it happen?
- 4:31Speaker 3: Here's the thing, because I asked you, I said, with
- 4:33Speaker 3: this voucher, if I don't spend it all, can I
- 4:35Speaker 3: use it again? And you said no. All right. So
- 4:37Speaker 3: I went in there on Friday with my girlfriend.
- 4:39Speaker 4: Yep.
- 4:40Speaker 3: And I said, we are spending the $ 500. But I
- 4:42Speaker 3: don't want to spend over $ 500.
- 4:43Speaker 8: No.
- 4:43Speaker 3: Because if it's a freebie, you want to spend the
- 4:46Speaker 3: complete amount of the freebie.
- 4:48Speaker 10: Yes.
- 4:49Speaker 3: So we actually, we started using a calculator to add
- 4:51Speaker 3: it up every time we ordered something. And then I went, no, no, no,
- 4:54Speaker 3: go to chat. So I took a photo of the
- 4:57Speaker 3: menu in Shad GPT. I told it what I'd ordered.
- 4:59Speaker 3: I told it to keep adding it up. I told
- 5:01Speaker 3: it we only had $ 500. I got it to $ 498.
- 5:04Speaker 3: It was so good. That's quite impressive.
- 5:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 5:09Speaker 7: Did you have a lot of drinks?
- 5:11Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 5:11Speaker 4: You did?
- 5:12Speaker 3: You'd be surprised with a fancy restaurant. It all adds up, yeah.
- 5:16Speaker 3: I mean, food we'd never need. I was completely full.
- 5:18Speaker 2: I remember for my 40th, some girlfriends of mine gave
- 5:21Speaker 2: me a $ 500 voucher to Aria, like some fancy restaurant. Yeah.
- 5:27Speaker 2: And I said to Ryan, oh, you know, like we
- 5:30Speaker 2: should invite another friend about, like another couple. And we
- 5:33Speaker 2: ended up not and we just went, the two of us,
- 5:36Speaker 2: and we ended up paying over $ 500.
- 5:37Speaker 1: See?
- 5:38Speaker 2: It all just.
- 5:39Speaker 3: It can happen really easily.
- 5:40Speaker 8: And I don't fit in splurge or anything.
- 5:41Speaker 2: I forgot how expensive that restaurant was.
- 5:43Speaker 3: Well, when I got that receipt and it said $ 4. 98,
- 5:46Speaker 3: I was so happy.
- 5:47Speaker 7: You were just patting yourself on the back.
- 5:49Speaker 3: Hey, Nat's back from a couple of weeks off. What's
- 5:53Speaker 3: going on? I'm here.
- 5:55Speaker 8: I'm really tired.
- 5:56Speaker 3: Well, you've had two weeks of not doing this alarm.
- 5:59Speaker 8: Yeah, but also I'm just in the stage. I don't
- 6:02Speaker 8: sleep anymore. I'm just so uncomfortable. I'm not sleeping.
- 6:05Speaker 7: How many weeks now?
- 6:06Speaker 11: 18.
- 6:06Speaker 4: 18.
- 6:07Speaker 3: 18 weeks.
- 6:08Speaker 8: Yeah, so in a week and a half, I'm halfway.
- 6:10Speaker 7: Four and a half months, yeah.
- 6:11Speaker 3: To go? No. I get confused.
- 6:15Speaker 8: So there's like 21 weeks and four days to go,
- 6:18Speaker 8: but who's counting?
- 6:19Speaker 3: You, clearly.
- 6:20Speaker 4: Yeah, I am.
- 6:21Speaker 3: Hey, Thing's back as well, and I believe he's... Bula!
- 6:25Speaker 1: Bula, yeah, I went to Fiji.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Yeah, you're bothered by all the bogon moths. You hadn't
- 6:30Speaker 3: seen them.
- 6:31Speaker 8: What's happened?
- 6:32Speaker 1: I've come back one week away and there are moths everywhere.
- 6:37Speaker 1: They were in my room. They woke me up twice
- 6:40Speaker 1: last night. I killed about five moths. I was trying
- 6:43Speaker 1: to move them on peacefully.
- 6:44Speaker 4: No more.
- 6:44Speaker 1: They have messed with the wrong gay.
- 6:46Speaker 2: You just murder them all.
- 6:48Speaker 1: I am killing them on sight. Any moth, it's on sight.
- 6:51Speaker 1: There were about 5,000 in my street last night, so
- 6:54Speaker 1: I'm potentially starting a fight I can't win.
- 6:56Speaker 3: Did you say I put an Insta up where I
- 6:58Speaker 3: grabbed a glass and took one out of my room?
- 7:00Speaker 3: I don't want to kill them. Are they endangered?
- 7:03Speaker 2: They're definitely not endangered. Not the ones in Sydney.
- 7:05Speaker 1: They don't respect that. We were doing that all yesterday.
- 7:08Speaker 1: They don't respect it.
- 7:09Speaker 8: If they think they're endangered, go to the tree outside
- 7:12Speaker 8: my apartment. There is four million.
- 7:14Speaker 5: All right.
- 7:14Speaker 3: Tradie versus Lady is back and your chance to go
- 7:17Speaker 3: and see Robbie Williams live. Let's get into it right now.
- 7:20Speaker 1: Yes.
- 7:21Speaker 8: Good morning, Ingrid.
- 7:23Speaker 5: Morning. How are we all?
- 7:24Speaker 3: Good.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. Nice and early. You're awake as well.
- 7:29Speaker 2: Are you finishing work or on the way?
- 7:31Speaker 5: On the way.
- 7:32Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
- 7:33Speaker 2: And so you work as a nurse assistant.
- 7:35Speaker 5: Yes. Yes, at Royal Melbourne Hospital.
- 7:38Speaker 6: Give them a plug.
- 7:39Speaker 8: Oh, there you go. There you go.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Shout out Royal Melbourne Hospital.
- 7:43Speaker 3: Yeah, doing good work there.
- 7:45Speaker 8: God's work, of course.
- 7:47Speaker 2: I can imagine it's kind of busy. Is it always
- 7:49Speaker 2: busy down there?
- 7:50Speaker 5: Always, always.
- 7:52Speaker 4: I know.
- 7:53Speaker 2: No off days, right?
- 7:54Speaker 7: At least does it make your shift go faster?
- 7:58Speaker 5: Yes and no.
- 7:59Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 8:00Speaker 8: That's true.
- 8:01Speaker 3: It would if stuff's happening.
- 8:03Speaker 7: You know, sometimes I can survey break.
- 8:05Speaker 2: I feel like when there's not as much content.
- 8:08Speaker 7: Why are you going to ring the buzzer?
- 8:09Speaker 1: Oh, no.
- 8:10Speaker 3: I'm not ringing the buzzer.
- 8:11Speaker 2: The day goes slower, whereas when we're doing so much talking,
- 8:14Speaker 2: it just flies.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Yeah, well, today will fly. We've got a lot on
- 8:17Speaker 3: the show.
- 8:18Speaker 2: All right. So you drive a Holden Astra. You are
- 8:20Speaker 2: married with two children. And tell me about your secret
- 8:25Speaker 2: side hobby.
- 8:29Speaker 5: Okay, so I have a few big dumpster bins near
- 8:32Speaker 5: me that I like to frequent. And because I'm on
- 8:36Speaker 5: the road terribly early in the morning, I tend to
- 8:39Speaker 5: go in the morning. And, yeah, I get lots of
- 8:42Speaker 5: craft supplies and a bit of camping gear as well.
- 8:46Speaker 3: So you're a dumpster diver.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Wait, wait, so you're going and just checking out what's
- 8:50Speaker 2: being dumped?
- 8:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:52Speaker 5: Yeah. In the dumpster. Not on the side of the road,
- 8:56Speaker 5: in the dumpster. Do you get in there? Yeah.
- 8:58Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 9:00Speaker 5: Ingrid.
- 9:01Speaker 3: You're not getting food out of there, though, are you?
- 9:03Speaker 5: No, no. Oh, no, no. No, it's not a.
- 9:06Speaker 4: Raccoon, no.
- 9:07Speaker 3: Some people do it. There's a thing called dumpster diving
- 9:10Speaker 3: and they go like at the back of woolies and
- 9:12Speaker 3: coals and stuff and they'll get all the food that
- 9:14Speaker 3: has been thrown out and they'll eat it for free.
- 9:17Speaker 2: You don't hand out any of the bin gifts to
- 9:19Speaker 2: other people, do you?
- 9:21Speaker 5: Absolutely.
- 9:22Speaker 12: Take it all into work.
- 9:23Speaker 5: They love.
- 9:25Speaker 4: It.
- 9:27Speaker 2: I want to know what's the best thing you've found
- 9:29Speaker 2: in there?
- 9:31Speaker 11: Oh, jeez.
- 9:33Speaker 5: Backpack worth like $ 400. It had a big rip in
- 9:36Speaker 5: it and I'm a sewer, so I just sewed it up.
- 9:39Speaker 7: Oh, you know what? They say your rubbish is other people's.
- 9:46Speaker 2: What's that saying?
- 9:47Speaker 9: Treasure.
- 9:47Speaker 5: One man's trash is another man's treasure.
- 9:49Speaker 8: There you go.
- 9:50Speaker 2: We did a council clean-up the other day and I
- 9:52Speaker 2: actually chucked out some decent stuff. And I don't know
- 9:56Speaker 2: how the council clean-up people, sorry, it's not the council
- 9:59Speaker 2: clean-up people. I don't know how people know that I
- 10:02Speaker 2: am putting stuff out for a council clean-up.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Yeah, because you've got to book them. They're not just,
- 10:08Speaker 3: you know, it used to be just, oh, it's that
- 10:10Speaker 3: time of the month and everyone had put it out.
- 10:13Speaker 3: But you've got to call the council and book it, right?
- 10:14Speaker 2: You call the council and you book them. And then
- 10:17Speaker 2: two days before we start adding stuff to the front
- 10:19Speaker 2: of my lawn.
- 10:20Speaker 7: And I don't know how, but people in trucks.
- 10:23Speaker 3: Yeah, they know.
- 10:24Speaker 5: They come past.
- 10:25Speaker 2: But it's like the council must almost put something up
- 10:28Speaker 2: and go, these are all the spots that are having
- 10:30Speaker 2: a council clean up. Go through and there might be
- 10:33Speaker 2: some stuff that you want to take. Save the council
- 10:35Speaker 2: clearing it all up.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Do you do that
- 10:38Speaker 3: as well? Do you go around and take things off
- 10:40Speaker 3: people's front lawns?
- 10:41Speaker 2: 100%.
- 10:42Speaker 5: Yeah, Ingrid's all over it.
- 10:44Speaker 2: Oh, it's so good. Weighing in at 84 kgs. It's Bingrid.
- 10:53Speaker 3: Okay, time to meet our tradie, which is Harley.
- 10:56Speaker 4: Hello, Harley.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Good morning.
- 10:58Speaker 13: Good morning, Angle.
- 10:59Speaker 5: Hey, Harley.
- 10:59Speaker 13: Hey, good, mate.
- 11:00Speaker 3: You're a glazier married with two kids. You got an
- 11:03Speaker 3: Isuzu D-Max. Now, tell us what your mates dared you
- 11:07Speaker 3: to do on a motorbike.
- 11:11Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
- 11:12Speaker 13: When I was a bit younger, a bit dumb, they
- 11:16Speaker 13: dared me to ride around naked around a local neighbourhood.
- 11:19Speaker 3: And you did it?
- 11:21Speaker 13: So, me being me, yeah, did it. And then came
- 11:25Speaker 13: off around a corner on the dirt. track and graze
- 11:29Speaker 13: on the backside.
- 11:31Speaker 3: The graze feeling.
- 11:33Speaker 2: Is just painful. Imagine you fell on your front and
- 11:36Speaker 2: you grazed your old member. That would stink.
- 11:38Speaker 13: I wonder if anyone's ever had a grazed penis. Young
- 11:41Speaker 13: and dumb, not thinking.
- 11:42Speaker 2: How old were you, Harley?
- 11:43Speaker 13: I was like 17.
- 11:47Speaker 3: Good times, man.
- 11:48Speaker 7: All the stuff you do as a teenager, right?
- 11:50Speaker 8: Oh, I loved.
- 11:50Speaker 3: You're just so dumb. The age 16, 17, so fun.
- 11:54Speaker 3: So dumb, though. God, just stupid shit. I know. Good
- 11:58Speaker 3: on you, mate. Weighing in at 88 kilos, it's Harley Davidson.
- 12:04Speaker 8: Woo!
- 12:05Speaker 3: His name's Harley. All right, let's get the questions.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Oh, thanks for clarifying that.
- 12:09Speaker 6: All right.
- 12:10Speaker 2: I've got your questions, Harley. Good luck. On social media,
- 12:14Speaker 2: what does GRWM stand for?
- 12:19Speaker 4: GRWM.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:23Speaker 13: Get ready with me.
- 12:25Speaker 4: Well done.
- 12:25Speaker 3: Do you do them, Amy?
- 12:27Speaker 2: I used to do a get ready with me all
- 12:29Speaker 2: the time. I'd have a boogie and dance around my room.
- 12:32Speaker 2: Everyone thought it was cringe. I didn't care, but I
- 12:34Speaker 2: can't do it now because I'm up at 4.30.
- 12:35Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, it doesn't work.
- 12:37Speaker 7: It doesn't work in the pitch black.
- 12:38Speaker 3: What's the deal with girls doing videos where they're doing
- 12:42Speaker 3: their makeup at the same time?
- 12:44Speaker 2: Well, that's social media.
- 12:45Speaker 3: Yeah, but why?
- 12:46Speaker 7: Because they're either.
- 12:49Speaker 2: That's obviously what content they're putting out there. So they're
- 12:52Speaker 2: either selling a product or they're going to link products
- 12:55Speaker 2: or they're telling you about.
- 12:56Speaker 3: Talking to the camera and they're doing something. I'm like,
- 12:58Speaker 3: why are you doing that?
- 13:00Speaker 8: Why are you following those people?
- 13:03Speaker 3: I haven't seen them.
- 13:06Speaker 2: I mean, you clearly have. All right.
- 13:08Speaker 7: Question two.
- 13:09Speaker 2: What material is traditionally gifted on a 60th wedding anniversary?
- 13:18Speaker 13: What material on the 60th wedding anniversary?
- 13:20Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 13:21Speaker 3: Is it a material? It is a material. Yeah.
- 13:24Speaker 5: Diamond? Oh.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Well done.
- 13:26Speaker 3: Mate, you're really good.
- 13:27Speaker 2: That was very good.
- 13:28Speaker 3: One more here.
- 13:29Speaker 13: I've heard of that one.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Okay, good. Okay, in hairdressing, level one refers to what
- 13:36Speaker 2: colour of hair?
- 13:37Speaker 13: Level one, hairdressing. What colour?
- 13:43Speaker 2: Yeah, level one refers to what colour of hair?
- 13:47Speaker 5: No.
- 13:48Speaker 15: Brown?
- 13:49Speaker 16: No.
- 13:50Speaker 5: Black.
- 13:51Speaker 3: Black, yeah.
- 13:52Speaker 4: All right, mate.
- 13:52Speaker 3: You got two, though. Not bad. Let's go to Ingrid.
- 13:57Speaker 3: Here we go.
- 13:57Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 13:58Speaker 3: If a tradie buys a 420 from a servo, what
- 14:02Speaker 3: is he buying?
- 14:05Speaker 5: Pie.
- 14:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:07Speaker 3: Sausage roll would have worked as well. A four and
- 14:10Speaker 3: 20 pie. What Jersey number is famously shared by Michael Jordan,
- 14:17Speaker 3: Shane Warne and LeBron James? What number?
- 14:25Speaker 14: Five.
- 14:26Speaker 8: No.
- 14:26Speaker 1: It's wrong.
- 14:27Speaker 5: It is wrong.
- 14:27Speaker 14: 23.
- 14:27Speaker 10: 23.
- 14:27Speaker 6: It's okay.
- 14:28Speaker 3: You got one. In the gym, the phrase two plates
- 14:37Speaker 3: refers to how much weight?
- 14:38Speaker 13: 20 kilos.
- 14:42Speaker 3: Oh, no. It's 100. Guess what? The boy wins.
- 14:48Speaker 2: The boys.
- 14:49Speaker 11: They haven't won in a while.
- 14:50Speaker 17: Yeah, the boys.
- 14:51Speaker 3: It has been a.
- 14:54Speaker 5: While.
- 14:54Speaker 3: You got my key. You got Amy Gerard at 22
- 14:57Speaker 3: past six.
- 14:58Speaker 2: So it's a tough slog out there if you're in
- 15:00Speaker 2: the dating world.
- 15:01Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
- 15:02Speaker 2: I've got some girlfriends who are single and listening to
- 15:04Speaker 2: their stories, sometimes I'm like, oh, it would be so
- 15:07Speaker 2: fun to be dating. And then other times I'm like,
- 15:11Speaker 2: thank God I'm married. I don't think I've got the
- 15:14Speaker 2: stamina for it.
- 15:15Speaker 8: The game playing.
- 15:16Speaker 3: I think it's grass is greener.
- 15:17Speaker 9: Yes.
- 15:18Speaker 3: Like it's not, you know, I've done both.
- 15:20Speaker 8: You've done both, yes.
- 15:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 15:22Speaker 3: I suppose it can mildly be fun. Yes. But the
- 15:25Speaker 3: older you get, the harder it gets as well. I
- 15:28Speaker 3: reckon like you're 21 and single, fun.
- 15:30Speaker 8: So much fun.
- 15:31Speaker 3: You're in your 30s, mid to late 30s, not that fun.
- 15:34Speaker 3: Not as fun.
- 15:35Speaker 2: But I think it's often hard to find people who
- 15:39Speaker 2: are on the same page as you.
- 15:40Speaker 14: Yep.
- 15:40Speaker 10: So.
- 15:42Speaker 2: If you're dating for marriage, there's a podcast guy here,
- 15:46Speaker 2: Jared Freed, and he's chatting on the You Up podcast.
- 15:50Speaker 13: Right.
- 15:50Speaker 2: And he says that if you are wanting to get
- 15:54Speaker 2: engaged or even have kids or if marriage is something
- 15:57Speaker 2: that's important to you, you need to be straight up
- 16:01Speaker 2: about it from the get-go, like within the first month.
- 16:04Speaker 3: Right, the first month.
- 16:05Speaker 7: Have a listen to what he says.
- 16:07Speaker 18: There's no such thing as too long to date without
- 16:10Speaker 18: an engagement. There's such a thing as too long to
- 16:12Speaker 18: date without telling someone you'd like to be engaged.
- 16:15Speaker 2: What is the amount of time?
- 16:16Speaker 4: One month. One month?
- 16:18Speaker 2: I would like to be engaged. At some point?
- 16:21Speaker 18: At some point. How do you feel about that? But
- 16:23Speaker 18: I would say that's the thing that would be too
- 16:25Speaker 18: long to do.
- 16:25Speaker 17: Sure, yes.
- 16:26Speaker 18: I'd like to be engaged is a reveal of how
- 16:30Speaker 18: you see the future.
- 16:31Speaker 3: I mean, I'd go as far as to say first date.
- 16:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:35Speaker 2: So I, and people thought I was weird, but I
- 16:38Speaker 2: have always been so vocal about the fact that I
- 16:41Speaker 2: wanted to be a mother. I'm pretty sure on the
- 16:43Speaker 2: first date that I ever went on with Ryan, I
- 16:45Speaker 2: told him I wanted three kids.
- 16:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Because to be honest, if he had said to me, hey,
- 16:50Speaker 2: I'm not interested in children, I wouldn't have gone on
- 16:52Speaker 2: a second date.
- 16:53Speaker 3: And I don't think it's– you would think, oh, girls
- 16:55Speaker 3: will freak out.
- 16:56Speaker 4: No, no, no.
- 16:56Speaker 3: Don't look at me and go, I want to marry
- 16:58Speaker 3: you and have three kids on the first date. That's weird.
- 17:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 17:00Speaker 3: But what you're doing is you're just saying, hey, one
- 17:03Speaker 3: day I want to get married and have kids.
- 17:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 17:05Speaker 3: And you're letting that person know. Yes. And if that's
- 17:08Speaker 3: not for them– Yeah. Or– you decide not to be
- 17:11Speaker 3: with them. It's not wasting anyone's time.
- 17:14Speaker 7: I think it's a really good thing. And you're right.
- 17:17Speaker 2: I don't think that it needs to happen straight away.
- 17:20Speaker 2: It's just you're making sure that they know that that's
- 17:24Speaker 2: something that's important to you.
- 17:25Speaker 3: Well, even on the dating apps, I'm trying to think
- 17:27Speaker 3: from memory hinge, you're meant to say whether you have
- 17:31Speaker 3: children or not. Don't get me started on that one
- 17:33Speaker 3: where people lie about that and it turns out they
- 17:34Speaker 3: have four kids and you're already on a date with them.
- 17:37Speaker 3: But you can say want children.
- 17:41Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 17:42Speaker 3: Yeah, you can say that, right? It can be listed there.
- 17:45Speaker 3: Never had kids. Something like that. So you can spell
- 17:48Speaker 3: it out on the dating app, letting people know that
- 17:50Speaker 3: you actually want children. Or you have children.
- 17:53Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 17:53Speaker 3: And yeah, absolutely no problem with it on date one
- 17:56Speaker 3: if you're telling someone that you want to get married
- 17:57Speaker 3: one day and have kids.
- 17:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:58Speaker 2: I've got a girlfriend who lives– she lives overseas now
- 18:01Speaker 2: and she was dating this guy for like– I think
- 18:05Speaker 2: they'd been dating for about six months and she was
- 18:08Speaker 2: really smitten and really into him. And it was like
- 18:12Speaker 2: around the 12-month mark that he was like, oh, just
- 18:15Speaker 2: a heads up, like I don't want children.
- 18:17Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 18:18Speaker 3: Why didn't I have that chat earlier?
- 18:19Speaker 2: She was blissfully in love with him, and they're married now,
- 18:23Speaker 2: but they have no children.
- 18:24Speaker 3: So she was okay with it?
- 18:27Speaker 2: Well, I think she initially was okay with it, but
- 18:30Speaker 2: I don't think she's okay with it now.
- 18:31Speaker 3: Well, that's her fault. He was up front.
- 18:34Speaker 19: Was he?
- 18:34Speaker 2: Not off the get-go, but yeah, you're right.
- 18:36Speaker 3: He was up front 12 months later.
- 18:38Speaker 2: Yeah, and she could have, I think when there's- He
- 18:40Speaker 2: could have got out of it then.
- 18:42Speaker 7: Well, but when there's deep.
- 18:43Speaker 2: Feelings there and she loves him, she was like, oh,
- 18:45Speaker 2: he's all I need.
- 18:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:48Speaker 2: But now I don't know.
- 18:49Speaker 7: Well, I just think, I don't know, as you grow.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Up and everyone around you is starting to have children
- 18:55Speaker 2: and all that kind of stuff.
- 18:56Speaker 3: Yeah, your mind changes.
- 18:57Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:58Speaker 3: Yeah, but if they'd had that conversation on date number one,
- 19:01Speaker 3: she might not have wasted all the time.
- 19:02Speaker 2: If they'd listened to Jared Freed on the You Up podcast.
- 19:06Speaker 3: Good on you, Jared. And we're taking your first calls now.
- 19:08Speaker 3: If there's anything you want to talk about, 131065. Hello, Steph.
- 19:10Speaker 2: Hey, Steph.
- 19:14Speaker 16: Cat facts, cat facts.
- 19:16Speaker 3: Oh, God, here we go. They're still going. You've got
- 19:18Speaker 3: a cat fact. What have you got?
- 19:20Speaker 20: I do. Did you know that cats, like, genetically, they
- 19:25Speaker 20: cannot taste sweetness? So, like... If you, like, if you
- 19:30Speaker 20: gave them, like, a little treat, right, there are, like, these, like,
- 19:33Speaker 20: they call it cat crack.
- 19:36Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 19:37Speaker 20: I always assumed that it had some sort of sweet
- 19:39Speaker 20: flavor to it. It doesn't.
- 19:42Speaker 3: Yeah, so they don't, like, like, my girlfriend gives her
- 19:44Speaker 3: dog strawberries, and he'll actually eat them. Oh. It's like
- 19:48Speaker 3: this giant Labrador, but. a cat won't eat anything sweet.
- 19:53Speaker 20: Well, my cat actually does, and I always thought that
- 19:56Speaker 20: they could taste sweet stuff, but I think it's just
- 20:00Speaker 20: a dominant thing. She just wants to take my food.
- 20:03Speaker 4: To own you.
- 20:03Speaker 3: Okay. There we go, another cat fact. Yeah, oh, Zane's
- 20:07Speaker 3: got more, does he?
- 20:08Speaker 9: Oh, it's just.
- 20:08Speaker 1: Confirming that she's correct. So to them, like, a cake
- 20:11Speaker 1: tastes the same as bread. There's a genetic mutation that
- 20:14Speaker 1: cannot taste sweet.
- 20:14Speaker 2: That's devastating. That can't taste sweet.
- 20:17Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine that.
- 20:18Speaker 2: What do you feed your cats?
- 20:21Speaker 3: Well, one cat. I don't have multiple. I'm not crazy.
- 20:23Speaker 3: Just standard cat food, but nothing sweet.
- 20:27Speaker 2: Does your cat sleep in your bed?
- 20:29Speaker 13: No.
- 20:29Speaker 3: The last one did. When I got this one as
- 20:32Speaker 3: a kitten, I locked her out of the room. So
- 20:34Speaker 3: I didn't want to form that habit.
- 20:36Speaker 6: Yeah, okay.
- 20:37Speaker 3: It's nice when they sleep next year.
- 20:39Speaker 8: Cat facts, cat facts. Oh, my God.
- 20:42Speaker 1: They have a third eyelid.
- 20:44Speaker 3: What? Where?
- 20:45Speaker 1: Each eye has three eyelids.
- 20:47Speaker 2: Wow.
- 20:47Speaker 3: I'm going to have to have a look later.
- 20:48Speaker 1: It's called a nicitating membrane.
- 20:51Speaker 3: Are we done with the cat facts?
- 20:54Speaker 2: I'm actually done with them.
- 20:55Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't even like cats, do you?
- 20:58Speaker 8: I'm allergic to cats. That's my cat fact. No, I
- 21:01Speaker 8: read something just then which I found very interesting, non-cat related, if.
- 21:04Speaker 7: You like, a gnat fact.
- 21:08Speaker 8: Gnat fact, gnat fact. Thank you, Amy. So Australia's voted
- 21:12Speaker 8: on our favourite fast food chain.
- 21:14Speaker 10: Oh, yeah?
- 21:14Speaker 8: I want to know what yours are before I reveal
- 21:16Speaker 8: the answer.
- 21:17Speaker 3: Favourite fast food.
- 21:19Speaker 8: I'm also a porto. A portos, yep.
- 21:22Speaker 3: Red Rooster.
- 21:24Speaker 4: Oh, interesting.
- 21:25Speaker 8: Well, you are with the majority.
- 21:26Speaker 3: I love Red Rooster.
- 21:27Speaker 8: Australia's favourite fast food chain, according to CanStar's research, is
- 21:31Speaker 8: Red Rooter.
- 21:32Speaker 3: What?
- 21:33Speaker 8: At number two was Taco Bell. I didn't even know
- 21:35Speaker 8: we had many of those around.
- 21:37Speaker 3: Do we have them?
- 21:37Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 21:38Speaker 8: And then followed by Grilled, then Rolled, and then Subway.
- 21:41Speaker 8: Macca's came in last.
- 21:42Speaker 3: I'm surprised by that. And a lot of people would
- 21:45Speaker 3: be surprised by Red Rooster.
- 21:46Speaker 10: What?
- 21:46Speaker 3: Because it's not everyone's favourite, but I love a quarter
- 21:49Speaker 3: chicken and chips with gravy at Red Rooster. Nothing better.
- 21:53Speaker 2: Red Rooster do this long.
- 21:56Speaker 4: Soft roll.
- 21:56Speaker 3: Oh, the gravy roll?
- 21:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 21:57Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
- 21:58Speaker 2: I used to have a boyfriend that lived out all
- 22:01Speaker 2: the way like Emu Plainsway.
- 22:03Speaker 3: And you'd eat his soft roll?
- 22:05Speaker 8: I wouldn't.
- 22:06Speaker 3: I mean, yeah.
- 22:07Speaker 7: And the only fast food place was Red Rooter.
- 22:10Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 22:10Speaker 2: And I would stop there every single day on the
- 22:12Speaker 2: way out and I'd get that soft chicken and gravy roll.
- 22:15Speaker 3: Can we get one?
- 22:16Speaker 4: So good.
- 22:16Speaker 3: I'm not sure I believe Red Rooster's the favourite. Yeah.
- 22:20Speaker 7: You should send us some in.
- 22:21Speaker 8: We may have to test all of them to make
- 22:23Speaker 8: sure that they're right.
- 22:24Speaker 3: That would be all right.
- 22:24Speaker 1: And they send some fried chicken too because the Red
- 22:27Speaker 1: Rooster fried chicken hits.
- 22:29Speaker 2: Really?
- 22:29Speaker 3: See, they never used to do fried chicken, but they
- 22:31Speaker 3: do now, right? It's phenomenal.
- 22:33Speaker 1: And here's the thing. I think Red Rooster is just
- 22:35Speaker 1: the most consistent because the fried chicken is always good
- 22:39Speaker 1: and it's always the same. You know, other fast foods,
- 22:41Speaker 1: sometimes you get like a cold, soggy set of chips
- 22:43Speaker 1: and sometimes they're the best chips you've ever had. Red Rooster,
- 22:46Speaker 1: always the same.
- 22:47Speaker 3: Well, again, don't believe you. We need to try it.
- 22:51Speaker 2: Yeah, we should probably try just to make sure. Yeah,
- 22:56Speaker 2: or the whole menu.
- 22:57Speaker 3: Yeah, if they want to arrange that.
- 23:00Speaker 8: There's your nap fact.
- 23:01Speaker 4: Moving on.
- 23:02Speaker 2: Moving on.
- 23:03Speaker 3: To Healy. Hello, Healy.
- 23:06Speaker 11: Hey, how are you?
- 23:07Speaker 3: Hey, good. What's up?
- 23:09Speaker 11: Hey, so I just got a call from you guys
- 23:11Speaker 11: and thought I'd join in for the first callers again.
- 23:14Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you want to talk about?
- 23:16Speaker 11: Well, I got given a few ideas and whatnot. So
- 23:21Speaker 11: I guess on the topic of the Red Rooster, first
- 23:26Speaker 11: of all, have we noticed that Red Rooster, like every
- 23:30Speaker 11: time you go there, it's always empty?
- 23:33Speaker 3: Well, people say that, but I was in a Red
- 23:36Speaker 3: Rooster not long ago. And there were people going in there.
- 23:40Speaker 2: Really?
- 23:40Speaker 9: Yes.
- 23:40Speaker 3: Yeah, well, how else would they survive?
- 23:42Speaker 2: No, I agree with Healy. Every time I go to
- 23:45Speaker 2: a Red Rooter, there is no one there. Even in
- 23:47Speaker 2: the drive-thrus.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's good. It's convenient.
- 23:51Speaker 2: Yeah, but why are they always so empty?
- 23:53Speaker 7: How can they be the number one?
- 23:54Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. We'll have to try it. Please
- 23:56Speaker 3: send in the red rooster. Thanks a lot. Yeah, here
- 23:59Speaker 3: we go. Georgina Walker. You want a private reading?
- 24:03Speaker 2: One-on-one.
- 24:03Speaker 3: You can go to georginawalker.com.
- 24:04Speaker 2: I want a private reading with Georgina.
- 24:06Speaker 3: You can go to georginawalker.com.
- 24:08Speaker 2: I'm going to do that.
- 24:09Speaker 9: Yes.
- 24:10Speaker 3: She's here now for your snap predictions, though. Good morning, Georgina.
- 24:13Speaker 2: Good morning.
- 24:15Speaker 14: Cat fact, cat fact.
- 24:16Speaker 3: Oh, another cat fact.
- 24:17Speaker 4: You know, cat fact. What do you got?
- 24:19Speaker 14: There was a cat in Florida called Oscar, and he
- 24:22Speaker 14: was adopted as a little kitten for a rehabilitation centre.
- 24:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 24:25Speaker 14: And after a while, he started cuddling up to people,
- 24:30Speaker 14: and they died within a couple of hours. And there's
- 24:33Speaker 14: a hundred... documented facts that he actually did that so
- 24:38Speaker 14: they don't know they got to the stage where they
- 24:40Speaker 14: would ring the relatives and say but this person's going
- 24:42Speaker 14: to go past now whether it was the hormones or
- 24:45Speaker 14: the pheromones that are given off when people are passing
- 24:48Speaker 14: whether the cat actually intuitively tuned in yeah.
- 24:52Speaker 2: But whether the cat was the grim reaper.
- 24:54Speaker 14: Yeah it was a black cat No, two-toned, I think
- 24:58Speaker 14: it was black and white.
- 24:59Speaker 8: No, it wasn't.
- 24:59Speaker 3: It wasn't bad luck.
- 25:00Speaker 2: No.
- 25:01Speaker 3: So the cat kind of, they're thinking the cat sensed
- 25:04Speaker 3: people were going to die and jumped up and cuddled them.
- 25:07Speaker 14: Yeah, and curled up to them. But the good news
- 25:10Speaker 14: about that is that they were able to call the
- 25:12Speaker 14: relatives and say, come and say bye and goodbye. And
- 25:15Speaker 14: when I had to put my 18-year-old cat down, I
- 25:18Speaker 14: actually saw the soul leave the body. And it was
- 25:20Speaker 14: just like a brown cloud leave. And the vet turned
- 25:23Speaker 14: to me and said, she's gone.
- 25:24Speaker 8: I said, yeah, I saw it. They know what I
- 25:25Speaker 8: do for a living.
- 25:26Speaker 14: So, yeah, animals do have souls. But also, too, that
- 25:30Speaker 14: animal may have been choosing into the soul and starting
- 25:32Speaker 14: to leave the body.
- 25:33Speaker 3: Yeah, sad. But hopeful.
- 25:36Speaker 8: I don't think it's sad.
- 25:37Speaker 2: It's actually quite sweet.
- 25:39Speaker 4: Supportive.
- 25:40Speaker 17: Comforting.
- 25:41Speaker 2: Yeah, a bit comforting, yeah.
- 25:42Speaker 3: Julie's on for a prediction. Hello, Julie. Julie. Hello. Hi,
- 25:47Speaker 3: go for it.
- 25:48Speaker 14: What's your question?
- 25:50Speaker 19: My partner's been in jail for three years. He's still
- 25:53Speaker 19: got three years to go. I just want to see
- 25:55Speaker 19: if the relationship's going to work out.
- 25:57Speaker 14: If you keep visiting each other, most definitely. You just
- 26:00Speaker 14: think about people in the Defence Force, people who are
- 26:02Speaker 14: away and they may not see their partners for even
- 26:04Speaker 14: six months. You may be able to see your partner
- 26:07Speaker 14: more frequently. So the message is you just don't cut
- 26:10Speaker 14: the ties if you're still inclined to be with that
- 26:13Speaker 14: person just because they're incarcerated.
- 26:17Speaker 5: Okay.
- 26:18Speaker 3: Do you want to stay with him?
- 26:19Speaker 8: It doesn't sound that way, does it? I don't know.
- 26:23Speaker 19: It's been very challenging.
- 26:26Speaker 14: But all relationships is challenging. So you need to decide
- 26:29Speaker 14: whether you really want to stick it out for three years.
- 26:32Speaker 14: And I believe that it can work. But at the
- 26:35Speaker 14: end of the day, if you're finding it too hard
- 26:36Speaker 14: at the moment, only you can make that choice. But
- 26:38Speaker 14: I'm going to say all relationships have challenges.
- 26:40Speaker 3: Jail is another level though, isn't it? Is that his
- 26:44Speaker 3: first time in jail?
- 26:46Speaker 9: Yes, it is.
- 26:47Speaker 3: Three years.
- 26:48Speaker 2: So he's done three years and he's got another three
- 26:50Speaker 2: to go.
- 26:51Speaker 3: Is that right?
- 26:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 26:52Speaker 19: And we've been together 22 years.
- 26:56Speaker 3: Wow.
- 26:57Speaker 14: Now, aren't you exhausted?
- 27:00Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 27:01Speaker 3: Were you shocked he went to jail? Is it out
- 27:03Speaker 3: of character?
- 27:03Speaker 5: Yes.
- 27:04Speaker 9: Wow.
- 27:06Speaker 3: Amy wants to know what he did.
- 27:08Speaker 14: Well, we've got to be careful because of the legals.
- 27:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 27:10Speaker 9: Okay.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
- 27:12Speaker 13: Okay.
- 27:12Speaker 3: We all want to know though.
- 27:13Speaker 14: We all want to know, but we don't want a
- 27:15Speaker 14: legal put on us.
- 27:16Speaker 3: Can you tell us, can you tell them off air?
- 27:18Speaker 13: Thanks.
- 27:19Speaker 3: Steph, you're on. Hello.
- 27:21Speaker 2: Hi, Steph.
- 27:22Speaker 11: Hi. Hi.
- 27:22Speaker 15: Thanks for having me on. Um, I've just recently had
- 27:26Speaker 15: a separation. My son's graduated year 12, and him and
- 27:30Speaker 15: his dad, football was their thing, rugby league was their thing.
- 27:33Speaker 15: He was doing really, really well. So we've separated right
- 27:37Speaker 15: before graduation, and he's lost all sort of direction of
- 27:41Speaker 15: what he wants to do, where he wants to go.
- 27:42Speaker 15: He wanted to be a professional footballer, but he's given
- 27:45Speaker 15: that up because it reminds him too much of his dad.
- 27:48Speaker 15: I just want to know... Will he find peace or
- 27:51Speaker 15: direction sort of now that he's finished school? And I
- 27:56Speaker 15: just want to know if he's going to be okay.
- 27:59Speaker 15: He has plumbing lined up, but it's not something he
- 28:02Speaker 15: wants to do. It's just a criteria he had to
- 28:05Speaker 15: fulfill in order to play football.
- 28:06Speaker 14: He'd be really good as a physical exercise person. So
- 28:10Speaker 14: he's embracing the aspect of, you know, rehabilitation centers have it.
- 28:15Speaker 14: different places so he's actually embracing the physical aspect of
- 28:18Speaker 14: being able to help people because he's got a really
- 28:19Speaker 14: good heart when I say heart as far as caring
- 28:21Speaker 14: for people and that may solve the aspect of helping
- 28:24Speaker 14: others rather than being put down with his dad so
- 28:26Speaker 14: there's a sense of giving back to community but it's
- 28:28Speaker 14: also a career that a robot can't take for you
- 28:30Speaker 14: but it's also a career that could if he chooses
- 28:33Speaker 14: down the track to go into some kind of sport
- 28:35Speaker 14: he can do referee he's got the understanding of the
- 28:37Speaker 14: physiology of the body okay makes sense It does.
- 28:42Speaker 1: It does.
- 28:42Speaker 15: And he's really, really troubled, really, really finding it difficult
- 28:48Speaker 15: right now to, I guess, balance.
- 28:53Speaker 2: Except that you guys have split?
- 28:55Speaker 9: Yes.
- 28:56Speaker 14: Well, then in that case, I would say a coach.
- 28:59Speaker 14: Another name for a coach is really a psychologist. But
- 29:02Speaker 14: if you say to young people, you need to go
- 29:04Speaker 14: to a psychologist, they don't like that feeling. But if
- 29:06Speaker 14: there's a football connection, you can say, just like coaches
- 29:08Speaker 14: in football, show us tools, show us ways. That would
- 29:11Speaker 14: be the best thing for him to see somebody who
- 29:13Speaker 14: can give him independent talk without the parents listening, that
- 29:17Speaker 14: he can get off his chest what he's worrying. But
- 29:19Speaker 14: it's very common at this age.
- 29:21Speaker 8: Very, very common.
- 29:21Speaker 14: Okay, but it's good that you're thinking about it and
- 29:23Speaker 14: that you can direct him into the right care, but
- 29:25Speaker 14: also to having a career that he can put his
- 29:27Speaker 14: heart and soul into it will actually help him to
- 29:31Speaker 14: take his mind off the other aspects.
- 29:33Speaker 3: Good on you, Steph. Good luck. Prashanenta, hello.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Hello.
- 29:37Speaker 3: Hi, you got a question for Georgina. What is that?
- 29:41Speaker 16: Yes, me and my husband wants to move to Brisbane.
- 29:44Speaker 16: He has a really good friend over there. And I'm confused. Like,
- 29:50Speaker 16: I do love Melbourne a lot. And he really, really
- 29:53Speaker 16: wants to move. And I'm confused. I've said yes, but
- 29:59Speaker 16: I'm not 100%.
- 30:00Speaker 14: How old is your husband and what does he do
- 30:01Speaker 14: for work?
- 30:02Speaker 16: My husband is 33 and he's an IT consultant.
- 30:09Speaker 14: Well, at the end of the day, IT can be
- 30:11Speaker 14: one of the jobs that AI will affect and no
- 30:14Speaker 14: good moving to Brisbane without being able to get a job.
- 30:16Speaker 14: Do you work? Do you have family support around you
- 30:19Speaker 14: in Melbourne?
- 30:21Speaker 16: No, I do work. I work in health sector, but
- 30:25Speaker 16: not a family support.
- 30:27Speaker 14: Okay, so the message associated is, I don't think you'll
- 30:31Speaker 14: cope with the heat of the humidity in Brisbane, whereas
- 30:37Speaker 14: Melbourne is much more colder.
- 30:38Speaker 8: It can be a drier heat.
- 30:40Speaker 14: But the essential aspect of your husband going to be
- 30:44Speaker 14: with his friend, I think it could be quite lonely
- 30:46Speaker 14: for you. So my sense is I would be staying
- 30:49Speaker 14: in Melbourne.
- 30:51Speaker 16: Okay, thank you. My stress was like the heat as well.
- 30:54Speaker 16: I don't like it.
- 30:55Speaker 14: That's what I was thinking.
- 30:57Speaker 3: No one ever wants to move to Brisbane. Stay in Melbourne.
- 31:01Speaker 8: Brisbane's a really lovely place.
- 31:03Speaker 3: Gold Coast I'd go with.
- 31:05Speaker 14: Gold Coast still has humidity as well. It was just
- 31:08Speaker 14: the heat. I didn't think she'd go with it.
- 31:09Speaker 3: Turn an air con on. All right, 20 past seven.
- 31:12Speaker 7: You're violent this morning.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Turn an air con on.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Wow, that'll get rid of the humidity. Georgina, thank you.
- 31:19Speaker 3: My pleasure. All right, so you've got Gen Alpha kids.
- 31:25Speaker 3: Gen Z's, the next generation above Gen Alpha, are very young.
- 31:29Speaker 4: Yes.
- 31:30Speaker 3: They're children, right? And they say a lot of things,
- 31:33Speaker 3: and they've put together what they've Googled. Let me explain
- 31:39Speaker 3: that better. People are Googling what the hell Gen Alphas
- 31:41Speaker 3: are saying.
- 31:42Speaker 4: Okay.
- 31:43Speaker 3: All the slang that they knock out there.
- 31:45Speaker 2: My kids have been saying, oh, if that happens, I'm
- 31:48Speaker 2: going to crash out. Is that one of them?
- 31:50Speaker 4: Go to sleep?
- 31:52Speaker 2: Yeah, just crash out, like just lose it and crash.
- 31:55Speaker 3: Right, okay. Yeah, no, that isn't one of them. I
- 31:58Speaker 3: want to run these past you though, see if you
- 32:00Speaker 3: know what they're talking about.
- 32:01Speaker 4: Okay.
- 32:02Speaker 3: Have you heard of ratioed? Do you know what ratioed means?
- 32:05Speaker 2: Ratioed is when you like divide stuff and ratio, ration
- 32:10Speaker 2: it out amongst all three kids.
- 32:12Speaker 3: No, it's when a post online gets more negative interactions
- 32:16Speaker 3: than positive ones. So if you put up a photo...
- 32:20Speaker 3: And people just came for me. Yep, you got ratios.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Well, listen, none of my kids are posting online, thank God,
- 32:27Speaker 2: so they wouldn't be using that yet.
- 32:29Speaker 3: Okay, well, there you go. You'll know now. Okay, here's
- 32:31Speaker 3: another one.
- 32:32Speaker 11: Crying.
- 32:32Speaker 3: So it rhymes with crime, but it's crying. Crying. Yeah,
- 32:40Speaker 3: any idea?
- 32:40Speaker 2: Like, I'm crying. Yeah, you're close.
- 32:45Speaker 3: I'll give you that.
- 32:46Speaker 2: Cry wine.
- 32:47Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're crying with laughter. I'm crying. You
- 32:53Speaker 3: get it? You know, like the emoji where it's like laughing.
- 32:58Speaker 2: I know, but like crying? Yeah, crying.
- 33:00Speaker 4: Crying. Crying.
- 33:01Speaker 2: I'm crying.
- 33:02Speaker 3: Just stick with LOL, guys. All right, next up, LARP. L-A-R-P.
- 33:09Speaker 5: LARP.
- 33:10Speaker 8: Yep.
- 33:11Speaker 3: If you're a LARP, what are you?
- 33:13Speaker 2: Oh, if you're a LARP, are you a bit of
- 33:15Speaker 2: a larrikin?
- 33:16Speaker 3: A show-off? No, it stands for live action role play.
- 33:20Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
- 33:22Speaker 3: It makes sense though. Someone who's being fake online, pretending
- 33:26Speaker 3: to have like this great life, but they don't actually
- 33:29Speaker 3: have it. Like a lot of influencers.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say, like faking it till
- 33:32Speaker 2: they make it. Just like basically pretending they're loaded or something.
- 33:36Speaker 3: And they live in a Exactly. Then you're a LARP.
- 33:40Speaker 3: Live action role play.
- 33:41Speaker 2: Live action role play.
- 33:43Speaker 3: That's what it stands for.
- 33:44Speaker 2: None of my kids are using these words. I think
- 33:46Speaker 2: they must be the generation below this one.
- 33:48Speaker 3: No, no, no. They're Gen Alpha. Maybe that's not cool.
- 33:51Speaker 3: What's the age?
- 33:52Speaker 2: Shut up, not cool.
- 33:53Speaker 3: Can we work out Gen Alpha? I've got another one
- 33:56Speaker 3: here for you.
- 33:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:58Speaker 3: Sorry, I'll look it up. Gen Alpha age group, please.
- 34:02Speaker 8: Yeah, they're 2 to 16 years old.
- 34:04Speaker 3: They're her kids. 2 to 16. Hey, what about bird?
- 34:09Speaker 3: What's a bird?
- 34:11Speaker 2: A good-looking chick?
- 34:12Speaker 3: It is a woman. I'm going to give you that.
- 34:15Speaker 3: But it's one who's obsessed with men and they make
- 34:18Speaker 3: all their decisions based on what would please a man.
- 34:21Speaker 2: Oh, like a pick-me girl. Yeah.
- 34:23Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. So, like, bird's very British. Oh, look at
- 34:25Speaker 3: that bird.
- 34:26Speaker 7: Look at that bird.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Oh, that bird's well fit.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Yeah. So it is that, but it's not. Whereas anyone, like,
- 34:34Speaker 3: you'd just call a woman a bird back in the
- 34:35Speaker 3: day in England.
- 34:36Speaker 2: What would a bird be in our.
- 34:41Speaker 2: Generation. Like a, it's a ganger.
- 34:46Speaker 3: Yes, it would be a ganger. No, what does it mean? No, no,
- 34:49Speaker 3: I reckon you're right. And finally, scuba. Why would you
- 34:55Speaker 3: call someone scuba? Have you heard that?
- 34:58Speaker 2: Scuba's the one I have heard.
- 34:59Speaker 3: Yeah, what does it mean?
- 35:00Speaker 2: I don't know what it means, though. You're diving for something.
- 35:05Speaker 2: You're digging for something.
- 35:07Speaker 3: Nah. It does involve your nose, though. It's when someone
- 35:10Speaker 3: smells bad. So you'd be like, you'd look at something
- 35:14Speaker 3: or someone and go, oh, scuba, if they stink. Yeah.
- 35:20Speaker 9: Okay.
- 35:21Speaker 3: So there we go, Amy.
- 35:22Speaker 6: Scuba.
- 35:23Speaker 3: Scuba. Bunch of words you can use around your kids,
- 35:26Speaker 3: although don't. Don't, no.
- 35:28Speaker 7: Because it's try hard.
- 35:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 35:29Speaker 2: You never want your parents to try and talk like you.
- 35:32Speaker 3: There's another millennial one. Try hard. You're such a try hard.
- 35:36Speaker 2: What's that in Riz?
- 35:38Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be.
- 35:39Speaker 2: No, Riz is charisma. Riz is when you're like cool, right?
- 35:42Speaker 3: Yes. Whereas try hards are trying too hard.
- 35:45Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 35:45Speaker 2: Try hards are a larp.
- 35:47Speaker 3: Yeah, they are, right?
- 35:49Speaker 8: Yeah, you're right. They're LARPers. Or they're Aura Farming.
- 35:53Speaker 3: What's Aura Farming again?
- 35:54Speaker 8: Aura Farming is like a try hard apparently. Trying to
- 35:57Speaker 8: look cool or mysterious to gain Aura points.
- 36:00Speaker 3: Just stick with try hard. Okay.
- 36:03Speaker 4: An LOL.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Yeah, but don't you just say lol?
- 36:08Speaker 2: Well, you say lol, yeah.
- 36:09Speaker 7: I still will sometimes like force of habit.
- 36:12Speaker 2: I just go, I write lol behind at the end
- 36:16Speaker 2: of every sentence even when I'm not laughing.
- 36:18Speaker 3: Sorry to hear about your grandma dying lol.
- 36:21Speaker 4: Pretty much.
- 36:21Speaker 3: Yeah, good morning. You are on Kiss, Mikey, Amy Gerard,
- 36:24Speaker 3: and a brand new show starting on Channel 9, One
- 36:28Speaker 3: Euro House. Darren Palmer is on there. This is all
- 36:31Speaker 3: about getting a house in Europe for a bargain. Well,
- 36:33Speaker 3: we're going to chat to him. He's here now.
- 36:35Speaker 20: Hello.
- 36:35Speaker 3: Good morning.
- 36:36Speaker 4: Morning.
- 36:36Speaker 2: Morning.
- 36:37Speaker 4: What gave that away, the one euro house part or,
- 36:41Speaker 4: you know, the fact that we're buying a house that
- 36:43Speaker 4: would be cheap because it's one euro?
- 36:45Speaker 3: Well, can you explain it? Because, Amy, you were looking
- 36:48Speaker 3: at buying one when you were in Europe.
- 36:49Speaker 4: Were you?
- 36:50Speaker 2: Well, we just got back from Italy and my husband,
- 36:52Speaker 2: before we left, he was like, Italy, they've got this
- 36:55Speaker 2: big scheme on over there and they're basically encouraging people
- 36:58Speaker 2: from all around the world to buy these. Are they
- 37:01Speaker 2: essentially like abandoned, run-down homes?
- 37:04Speaker 4: So here is the thing.
- 37:05Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 37:06Speaker 4: Two things that you just touched on and I love.
- 37:09Speaker 4: All around the world.
- 37:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:11Speaker 4: So the one Euro house scheme happens all over Sicily.
- 37:16Speaker 4: There's a few other places.
- 37:17Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 37:18Speaker 4: But also one Euro house like as a show.
- 37:21Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 37:21Speaker 4: Started in the Netherlands in 2018. It's been in six
- 37:26Speaker 4: separate countries. They've made one in Sweden, one in USA,
- 37:29Speaker 4: one in UK, one for us, and one in Italy
- 37:32Speaker 4: for themselves.
- 37:33Speaker 5: Amazing.
- 37:33Speaker 4: So it's been around for like years and years and
- 37:37Speaker 4: years because everybody loves this idea of buying a one
- 37:41Speaker 4: euro house, which is literally what it costs to purchase
- 37:44Speaker 4: a house. the property.
- 37:45Speaker 3: Yes.
- 37:46Speaker 4: Then there's, you know, there's, let's say about 8,000 euros
- 37:49Speaker 4: worth of red tape. Okay.
- 37:51Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 37:52Speaker 4: Government's got to get paid. Yeah. Or, you know, just
- 37:55Speaker 4: greasing the right wheels. I don't know how it goes.
- 37:57Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 37:58Speaker 4: Mafia, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally. Hey, I didn't say
- 38:01Speaker 4: a word about that. I want to go back there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So,
- 38:06Speaker 4: but yeah, it's a really inspiring idea that you can
- 38:10Speaker 4: go into these beautiful old homes. Some are like, 400,
- 38:14Speaker 4: 500 years old, some of the stonework that's in the
- 38:17Speaker 4: foundations of them. And you can bring something back to
- 38:22Speaker 4: life that hasn't been lived in maybe for 30 or
- 38:24Speaker 4: 40 years because young people just leave these towns because
- 38:28Speaker 4: they're very pretty. They're very picturesque, but they may be
- 38:32Speaker 4: a wee bit remote.
- 38:33Speaker 3: There's no work there.
- 38:35Speaker 4: Yeah. Kids, young people don't have a lot of opportunities there. So,
- 38:40Speaker 4: you know, there's like a gelateria, there's a pizzeria, there's
- 38:45Speaker 4: like a couple of corner stores. We had two hardware
- 38:48Speaker 4: stores that were both closed at the same time of
- 38:51Speaker 4: the day after the siesta. But there's a big sort
- 38:55Speaker 4: of outflux, that's not the right word, but of young
- 38:58Speaker 4: people there.
- 38:59Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 38:59Speaker 4: In these towns. So what they do is sell the
- 39:02Speaker 4: homes that are empty and have been for a long
- 39:04Speaker 4: time to people like us.
- 39:06Speaker 2: And is it true that you have to use, obviously
- 39:08Speaker 2: you can go over there and you can help refix
- 39:11Speaker 2: it and renovate it, but do you have to use
- 39:14Speaker 2: the local trades?
- 39:15Speaker 4: I mean, you would be dumb not to. Yeah, of course.
- 39:18Speaker 4: Because one, I speak a little bit of Italian, but
- 39:21Speaker 4: not a lot. I'm sorry. And that's about the extent
- 39:31Speaker 4: of it. So try to converse without using locals. You're
- 39:36Speaker 4: not going to get very far. And also they know
- 39:40Speaker 4: how things work and they do things really differently to us.
- 39:43Speaker 3: Okay, so if you renovate that home, you could live there,
- 39:46Speaker 3: no problems. Is there much around though? Like would it
- 39:49Speaker 3: be like, Us going and buying a $ 1 home in
- 39:52Speaker 3: Broken Hill or something like that.
- 39:53Speaker 4: Not at all.
- 39:55Speaker 3: Okay.
- 39:56Speaker 4: So what you'll see on the show tonight and every
- 39:58Speaker 4: single night for the next eight weeks, I guess, on
- 40:01Speaker 4: Channel 9.
- 40:02Speaker 16: Yep.
- 40:03Speaker 4: Is the amazing places that we get to go and see. Like,
- 40:07Speaker 4: there's so many beautiful... Like, we went to Natural Hot Springs.
- 40:12Speaker 4: We went to a jump in the ocean from a
- 40:15Speaker 4: yacht and... There's a beautiful little town called Cefalu, which is.
- 40:19Speaker 2: That's where I went. I went to Cefalu.
- 40:22Speaker 4: It's gorgeous. It's absolutely beautiful. I mean, and there's places
- 40:28Speaker 4: all over Sicily that are really gorgeous, like Agrigento. Have
- 40:31Speaker 4: you heard of Agrigento?
- 40:33Speaker 7: This is where you stay in these little shacks, right?
- 40:37Speaker 5: Off.
- 40:38Speaker 3: No.
- 40:39Speaker 4: So Agrigento is the valley of the temples. And because...
- 40:45Speaker 4: It used to be like Roman and Greek and Arabic.
- 40:51Speaker 4: There's like a full version of, I forget what it's called,
- 40:55Speaker 4: the Parthion in Greece. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get confused
- 41:00Speaker 4: between the Parthenon and the Parthion.
- 41:01Speaker 5: Yes.
- 41:02Speaker 4: It's the Parthion, right, in Greece? Yeah.
- 41:04Speaker 3: Sure, why not?
- 41:05Speaker 4: Anyway, there's a whole Parthion there and five others in different–
- 41:11Speaker 4: levels of disrepute and you can just walk around them
- 41:13Speaker 4: and touch them it's like it's full-on it's like seeing
- 41:16Speaker 4: it without all the crowds it's awesome.
- 41:17Speaker 3: So would you recommend people go and do this does
- 41:20Speaker 3: it sound like it yeah i just don't know what
- 41:23Speaker 3: i'm trying to work out what what is the catch
- 41:25Speaker 3: you're buying a home for a dollar.
- 41:26Speaker 2: The catch the catch is this and their towns are
- 41:29Speaker 2: being rebuilt with beautiful homes.
- 41:30Speaker 4: Right yeah but that's the benefit yeah the catch is
- 41:33Speaker 4: this right So generally people have a time period where
- 41:37Speaker 4: they have to renovate it.
- 41:38Speaker 3: Okay.
- 41:39Speaker 4: They are obliged to renovate it.
- 41:40Speaker 3: You can't just leave it.
- 41:42Speaker 4: Correct. You can't buy it and land hold it. You
- 41:44Speaker 4: have to renovate it within a certain period of time.
- 41:48Speaker 4: Then it's hard. It's hard work. Yeah. Like I was
- 41:52Speaker 4: just saying, I started... work one day at 6 a.m.
- 41:55Speaker 4: and finished at 11 p.m. Yeah.
- 41:56Speaker 2: And you're on the tools as well, aren't you?
- 41:58Speaker 9: Yeah, mate.
- 41:58Speaker 4: Yeah. No, we were building stuff and DIYing stuff. Like,
- 42:03Speaker 4: you know, the block budgets. Yeah. Ain't that. Yeah. Hard work.
- 42:08Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 42:09Speaker 4: Hard work. We are buying things online. I got my
- 42:14Speaker 4: luster bronze tapware sent over to Sisley from my tapware partner, Mia.
- 42:20Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 42:20Speaker 4: And I asked for it on like day two. Yeah.
- 42:23Speaker 4: And it got there just in time to be installed
- 42:26Speaker 4: into the house. And I was like pulling my hair
- 42:30Speaker 4: out because it was stuck in an Italian customs. Yeah.
- 42:32Speaker 4: And so there's all these things that you can't control
- 42:35Speaker 4: because culturally things just run differently.
- 42:38Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 42:39Speaker 2: Well, I follow an account and this is before I
- 42:42Speaker 2: knew your show was coming out, but I follow an account.
- 42:45Speaker 2: It's called the one Euro dream account. And it's four Aussies,
- 42:48Speaker 2: and they have done exactly what you're doing. And they've
- 42:52Speaker 2: gone over to Sicily. And is it– I mean, obviously,
- 42:55Speaker 2: Sicily is quite huge. Is it in, like, a certain
- 42:59Speaker 2: area where all these houses are for sale?
- 43:01Speaker 4: Yeah, so over the six– Different countries that have all
- 43:05Speaker 4: done one euro houses. They've all been in Sicily. Two
- 43:09Speaker 4: of them were in Sambuca, which is not the drink,
- 43:13Speaker 4: but it's a place. There's been, do a little research.
- 43:18Speaker 14: It's interesting.
- 43:19Speaker 4: They're all in Sicily. The one euro sort of project
- 43:25Speaker 4: that everybody loves, every single show that's been done over
- 43:29Speaker 4: the last 10 years, eight years has been in Sicily.
- 43:33Speaker 3: Well, there we go. Well worth doing. And you can
- 43:36Speaker 3: catch it, Shana Blaze and Darren Palmer take the ultimate
- 43:39Speaker 3: Italian gamble in one Euro house. 8.40 tonight on 9
- 43:43Speaker 3: and 9. Now, mate, while you're here, we want to
- 43:45Speaker 3: take some calls. You obviously know home styling.
- 43:49Speaker 4: Do I?
- 43:50Speaker 3: You do. You are the best in the business. We've
- 43:53Speaker 3: got some people that want to ask you some homestyling questions. So,
- 43:57Speaker 3: stand by. We're going to do that next. 131065. You've
- 44:01Speaker 3: got a question for Darren Palmer? Yeah, and you will
- 44:03Speaker 3: know him from the block. Darren Palmer is joining us,
- 44:05Speaker 3: and he's got a brand new show, One Euro House,
- 44:08Speaker 3: starting on Channel 9 tonight. We thought we'd get some
- 44:11Speaker 3: homestyling dilemmas. You know your shit when it comes to this.
- 44:15Speaker 3: People are calling in on 131065. You'll be able to answer,
- 44:19Speaker 3: I'm sure. You ready to go, Darren?
- 44:20Speaker 4: I hope so. Wouldn't that be embarrassing if I couldn't
- 44:22Speaker 4: find the answer? I know, right?
- 44:24Speaker 3: All right, Ava's on. Hey, what's your question for Darren?
- 44:27Speaker 5: Hi, Darren.
- 44:28Speaker 9: I've got a really big issue here. Me and my
- 44:31Speaker 9: boyfriend just recently moved in together and his big PlayStation
- 44:35Speaker 9: is so ugly, he's refusing to take it out of
- 44:38Speaker 9: the living room. And I don't know what to do.
- 44:41Speaker 3: Can we make it look prettier?
- 44:44Speaker 4: Have you considered a new boyfriend?
- 44:46Speaker 9: I'm thinking about it.
- 44:48Speaker 4: Mate, that sounds like a lost cause. No, no. Keep
- 44:51Speaker 4: your boyfriend. I'm sure he's lovely. I would put it
- 44:56Speaker 4: out of sight. I would try and find a cabinet
- 44:59Speaker 4: and put it inside there. Anything that is useful but
- 45:03Speaker 4: not particularly beautiful needs to be hidden.
- 45:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:07Speaker 4: Much like the reason why I wear clothes sometimes.
- 45:10Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 45:10Speaker 3: All right, so a big cabinet. How do you feel about...
- 45:13Speaker 3: Because I love a TV on the wall. I don't
- 45:15Speaker 3: like TV cabinets anymore.
- 45:17Speaker 4: I concur.
- 45:18Speaker 1: Yes?
- 45:20Speaker 15: Why?
- 45:20Speaker 4: I wildly concur with you.
- 45:22Speaker 6: Okay, yeah.
- 45:22Speaker 4: But you can still get a cabinet and hang it
- 45:24Speaker 4: on the wall because... PlayStations, et cetera. I mean, not
- 45:30Speaker 4: everybody has a DVD player anymore or a CD collection.
- 45:33Speaker 3: We don't need TV cabinets, right?
- 45:36Speaker 4: No, you don't. Unless you've got a PlayStation or some
- 45:41Speaker 4: sort of bunch of things that you want to plug
- 45:43Speaker 4: into your TV, in which case cable through your walls
- 45:46Speaker 4: and you can actually locate them away from the TV
- 45:49Speaker 4: itself as well because most of those things have the controllers.
- 45:53Speaker 4: You don't need... Bloody cables and stuff. So as long
- 45:56Speaker 4: as it's sensible, you can kind of hide stuff. Yeah.
- 45:59Speaker 3: And it looks way better just with the TV.
- 46:01Speaker 4: No kidding, man.
- 46:01Speaker 13: Yeah. Flush.
- 46:02Speaker 3: Yeah, flush, flush, flush.
- 46:04Speaker 4: I like a bracket mount so you can pull it
- 46:06Speaker 4: off the.
- 46:06Speaker 7: Wall and turn it, you know, et cetera.
- 46:10Speaker 4: Or something that you could even close it behind or
- 46:13Speaker 4: like pull a painting down over.
- 46:15Speaker 3: Oh, like hidden.
- 46:16Speaker 4: Yeah, I love a hidden TV.
- 46:17Speaker 3: All right, Stacey, you're on. What's your question for Darren Palmer?
- 46:21Speaker 16: Good morning, team.
- 46:23Speaker 20: So I'm going to throw my husband under the.
- 46:24Speaker 6: Bus here as well.
- 46:25Speaker 20: We recently renovated our house last year.
- 46:29Speaker 17: So we're going for this nice little coastal theme.
- 46:31Speaker 6: We both love the beach. We both love the water.
- 46:33Speaker 17: However, he has this two-seater, bright red, that is fully stained,
- 46:39Speaker 17: 15-year-old couch that he.
- 46:41Speaker 16: Will not part with.
- 46:42Speaker 4: Bright red.
- 46:43Speaker 17: So we've got this beautiful theme, kind of trying to
- 46:46Speaker 17: get that coastal whites and light vibes, and now I've
- 46:48Speaker 17: got this brown, red, stained, hideous couch in the middle
- 46:53Speaker 17: of our now spare room.
- 46:55Speaker 11: What do I do?
- 46:56Speaker 16: What you do is make.
- 47:00Speaker 4: Like, make a phone call and get two strong men
- 47:02Speaker 4: to take that thing out into your backyard and then
- 47:05Speaker 4: pour lighter fluid over it and burn it.
- 47:08Speaker 17: Mikey and Darren, what are you doing this afternoon?
- 47:11Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I said big strong men, and there's only
- 47:13Speaker 4: one of us here, and it's not me.
- 47:15Speaker 3: No, it's not me either. The red, it's just like
- 47:18Speaker 3: if you're trying to do the right colours. It's aggressive.
- 47:20Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, my God. I mean, are you trying to
- 47:24Speaker 4: paint a picture of– Anyway, I'm going to leave the
- 47:27Speaker 4: pictures alone in my mind. Red and coastal do not
- 47:32Speaker 4: go together.
- 47:32Speaker 8: Absolutely not, yeah.
- 47:34Speaker 3: Could you reupholster? Is there any point to doing that
- 47:36Speaker 3: these days?
- 47:37Speaker 4: Look, there is one point in reupholstering things these days
- 47:41Speaker 4: is if it's a high... high quality enough piece of
- 47:43Speaker 4: furniture and it doesn't go into landfill, then there's a
- 47:46Speaker 4: fantastic reason to reupholster something.
- 47:49Speaker 2: Reupholstering is actually quite expensive. Like for what you pay
- 47:53Speaker 2: to get it reupholstered, you could probably just buy a
- 47:55Speaker 2: new lounge.
- 47:55Speaker 4: That's the thing. So there's such, you know, like effective,
- 48:00Speaker 4: inexpensive furniture options these days. Burn that couch.
- 48:05Speaker 3: Get it on fire.
- 48:06Speaker 13: All right.
- 48:07Speaker 3: And now Jaden, you're on. What's your question, mate?
- 48:11Speaker 9: Hey, good morning, everyone.
- 48:12Speaker 11: How's everyone?
- 48:12Speaker 3: Good, mate.
- 48:14Speaker 2: Good, good.
- 48:15Speaker 11: So, big dilemma.
- 48:16Speaker 10: My boyfriend is a massive, ridiculously Roosters fan. And because
- 48:21Speaker 10: of their win over the weekend, he wants to display
- 48:26Speaker 10: his ugly merch. So we're in an argument of whether
- 48:30Speaker 10: I should let him hang up or not. So should
- 48:33Speaker 10: I give in and let him hang it up or
- 48:35Speaker 10: should I stand my ground and say absolutely not?
- 48:38Speaker 3: Yeah, so what do you feel about football merch in the–
- 48:41Speaker 3: what room? In the garage.
- 48:44Speaker 4: I agree with Amy.
- 48:47Speaker 3: Living room, kitchen.
- 48:50Speaker 4: We've had three phone calls, and I am just hearing
- 48:52Speaker 4: three for three, this is relationship problems. Because you people
- 48:57Speaker 4: seem to be choosing the wrong partners. Because, oh, my God.
- 49:01Speaker 8: Who?
- 49:01Speaker 1: Okay.
- 49:03Speaker 3: A lot of people would have footy merch.
- 49:05Speaker 4: A lot of people, but I'm sensing this is a gentleman.
- 49:08Speaker 4: He's talking about his gentleman boyfriend.
- 49:09Speaker 20: Yes.
- 49:10Speaker 4: So not a lot of the gays want to decorate
- 49:13Speaker 4: the lounge room with, you know, a Roosters merch. Let's
- 49:17Speaker 4: be clear. I'm not being, you know, general, but not
- 49:21Speaker 4: this gay. And I think there is a time and
- 49:24Speaker 4: a place for anything that is very, very personal. So,
- 49:28Speaker 4: for example... Wedding photos, in my opinion, go in your bedroom,
- 49:33Speaker 4: not in your lounge room.
- 49:34Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 49:35Speaker 4: There is an idea of communal spaces and private spaces.
- 49:40Speaker 4: Communal spaces are where people live, congregate, and have guests.
- 49:44Speaker 4: Private spaces are the places for one or two people only.
- 49:50Speaker 4: If that one or two people have very passionate interests
- 49:53Speaker 4: in something, then... Keep it hidden because you don't know
- 49:57Speaker 4: what those interests might be. And generally, sometimes they're not
- 50:01Speaker 4: for the public.
- 50:02Speaker 2: They're not for everyone else.
- 50:03Speaker 3: So Rooster's merch, where should he put it? Garage or
- 50:06Speaker 3: like a study or something?
- 50:07Speaker 4: Wherever it gets his temperature going, that's the right place
- 50:11Speaker 4: to put it. Yeah. I would say go ham anywhere
- 50:16Speaker 4: you like as long as everybody doesn't have to look
- 50:18Speaker 4: at it.
- 50:18Speaker 3: Okay, there we go. Thank you. Darren Palmer. There's one more. Oh,
- 50:22Speaker 3: we got more?
- 50:23Speaker 9: God, okay.
- 50:23Speaker 4: I've got more.
- 50:24Speaker 2: I've got more of me.
- 50:26Speaker 3: Josie, hello?
- 50:28Speaker 12: It's Jose.
- 50:29Speaker 3: Oh, Jose. Well, I am sorry.
- 50:32Speaker 8: Josie.
- 50:35Speaker 3: I've never read that in my life. Jose, go for it.
- 50:40Speaker 12: Yes. I live in my house for 33 years. My
- 50:45Speaker 12: house always is cold. I feel some air coming from somewhere.
- 50:49Speaker 12: I check it out, the insulation, everything, everything is good.
- 50:53Speaker 12: But I needed someone to sort out and fix it up,
- 50:56Speaker 12: what it is, etc. You know what I mean?
- 50:58Speaker 3: A cold draft.
- 50:59Speaker 4: Maybe you need an exorcism, mate. Maybe there's ghosts. No, okay,
- 51:05Speaker 4: so cold drafts. The things you want to check clearly
- 51:08Speaker 4: are the spaces around your windows, the spaces around your doors,
- 51:12Speaker 4: the gap underneath your door. You want to check the
- 51:16Speaker 4: gaps between your skirtings and your floorboards. That's why people
- 51:20Speaker 4: cork all these things because there can be gaps between
- 51:23Speaker 4: the floorboards and the walls and then they can come
- 51:25Speaker 4: in underneath the skirting boards as well. You want to
- 51:29Speaker 4: just look and check any gaps that might need to
- 51:33Speaker 4: be sealed that aren't there for ventilating between the two
- 51:37Speaker 4: sets of walls because that's important. And then, gosh, heavy
- 51:43Speaker 4: drapery will always create a barrier between the outside cold
- 51:48Speaker 4: and the inside cold. But sometimes if you are living
- 51:51Speaker 4: in an old home and it's double brick, they are
- 51:53Speaker 4: just cold.
- 51:54Speaker 2: And there's no insulation back in the olden days.
- 51:56Speaker 3: No.
- 51:58Speaker 4: It was, yes, in 1990. Yes.
- 52:01Speaker 3: Homes were built awfully though, weren't they? Up until probably
- 52:05Speaker 3: the 90s.
- 52:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 52:06Speaker 4: Well, it's funny. Even 1930s, we've got lots of double
- 52:09Speaker 4: brick buildings in Sydney and they're quite cold in summer.
- 52:14Speaker 4: Which is good.
- 52:15Speaker 9: Yeah, good.
- 52:15Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. But very cold in winter. But, you know,
- 52:18Speaker 4: we do have these things called heaters now. It's not
- 52:24Speaker 4: to be flippant, but if you can find an energy
- 52:26Speaker 4: efficient way to heat these spaces, they also retain heat
- 52:30Speaker 4: fairly well.
- 52:31Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. You can check it out tonight.
- 52:33Speaker 3: Shane Ablaze, Darren Palmer take the ultimate Italian gamble in
- 52:37Speaker 3: one Euro house tonight. 8.40 on Channel 9 and 9 now.
- 52:42Speaker 3: Darren Palmer, thanks a lot, mate.
- 52:44Speaker 4: Just be kind because the budgets aren't the same as
- 52:46Speaker 4: the block.
- 52:46Speaker 17: Okay.
- 52:51Speaker 3: That is here. You want to admit something really shameful.
- 52:54Speaker 8: I do, yes. And I'm just going to come out
- 52:56Speaker 8: and say it. I hate being pregnant.
- 53:00Speaker 3: Aren't you meant to be the best time?
- 53:01Speaker 8: Look, I do want to preface this by saying a
- 53:04Speaker 8: lot of women struggle to fall pregnant and I'm grateful
- 53:09Speaker 8: that I'm pregnant, but I can also hate every single
- 53:12Speaker 8: second of it at the same time.
- 53:14Speaker 2: The two are definitely allowed to coexist.
- 53:15Speaker 8: They can coexist. And now just before you say, oh, why,
- 53:18Speaker 8: I've got a list that I'm going to run through.
- 53:20Speaker 6: Here we go.
- 53:21Speaker 8: I've compiled a list of things. And sometimes because I
- 53:24Speaker 8: work like this, if I list things out, it makes
- 53:26Speaker 8: me feel better. It's like a form of therapy for me.
- 53:28Speaker 8: So I've listed just it's called things I hate about
- 53:31Speaker 8: being pregnant, which I'm going to run through some of them.
- 53:34Speaker 8: And Amy, I want to know how many you experience too.
- 53:36Speaker 2: This is literally what I did when I was pregnant.
- 53:39Speaker 2: I used to write posts about all the fun things
- 53:42Speaker 2: that would happen to me. also would find it therapeutic.
- 53:45Speaker 2: It was my way of like laughing it off so
- 53:47Speaker 2: I didn't cry my eyes out every day.
- 53:49Speaker 8: And another thing is by me telling you, if you
- 53:52Speaker 8: say you experienced it as well, it makes me feel better.
- 53:54Speaker 9: Absolutely.
- 53:55Speaker 8: Just to know that I'm not alone because your partner
- 53:57Speaker 8: can only do so much and empathise so much.
- 54:00Speaker 2: Men don't get it.
- 54:01Speaker 8: Yeah, but they also, like I'm finding myself saying a lot,
- 54:03Speaker 8: you'll never understand to him.
- 54:05Speaker 3: Oh, you must love hearing that. Oh, yeah.
- 54:07Speaker 8: He must love me at the moment. He must not
- 54:09Speaker 8: regret this at all. Point number one, I'm fat. So
- 54:14Speaker 8: it's just, it is what it is. Rapid weight gain,
- 54:16Speaker 8: body changes, not fun. I can't drink. I'm a big drinker.
- 54:20Speaker 2: I love a drink.
- 54:21Speaker 8: We just went to Port Douglas. I wanted a cocktail,
- 54:24Speaker 8: could only have a mocktail, got stomach cramps from too
- 54:26Speaker 8: much juice. So that's not fun. I can't eat runny eggs.
- 54:30Speaker 8: I love a runny egg. Not to mention all the
- 54:32Speaker 8: other things I can't eat that.
- 54:33Speaker 3: I really want to. Gotta have them hard boiled at
- 54:35Speaker 3: the moment.
- 54:36Speaker 8: Just asking for a bacon and egg roll and saying,
- 54:38Speaker 8: can I have my egg well done? Like, I want
- 54:40Speaker 8: to kill myself. My clothes don't fit. I had built
- 54:44Speaker 8: up quite a nice wardrobe of things that I enjoyed wearing.
- 54:47Speaker 8: You know, I was on a weight loss journey beforehand
- 54:50Speaker 8: and now I'm literally going the other way.
- 54:52Speaker 3: Weight gain journey?
- 54:53Speaker 8: Yeah, I didn't throw out my fat clothes, so I'm
- 54:55Speaker 8: back in them.
- 54:55Speaker 2: I will say this. The one time you've got to
- 54:58Speaker 2: really enjoy being pregnant and lean in to the fact that, like,
- 55:01Speaker 2: you can just eat whatever you want and blame it
- 55:03Speaker 2: on the baby.
- 55:03Speaker 8: Yeah, but you can only blame the baby so much
- 55:07Speaker 8: when you've got, you know, constant chafe and you're uncomfortable.
- 55:11Speaker 2: I disagree.
- 55:12Speaker 4: Chafe, yes.
- 55:13Speaker 8: Chafe is another one. And sweat in places one should
- 55:16Speaker 8: not be sweating in spring. I don't sleep anymore is
- 55:20Speaker 8: on there.
- 55:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 55:20Speaker 8: I've just hit that phase where I've either got insomnia
- 55:25Speaker 8: or I'm waking up to wee every four minutes or
- 55:27Speaker 8: I'm just so uncomfortable in my large body that when
- 55:30Speaker 8: my skin touches other parts of my skin, I want
- 55:33Speaker 8: to cry. That's just getting you prepped.
- 55:36Speaker 2: So, honestly, I actually used to wake up more as
- 55:39Speaker 2: a pregnant woman so that when my newborn arrived, I
- 55:42Speaker 2: was like, this is a walk in the park.
- 55:45Speaker 7: So it actually was helpful.
- 55:46Speaker 8: I'm feeling like that. Now, this may be linked to
- 55:48Speaker 8: the not sleeping one, highly emotional. Example, cried last night
- 55:53Speaker 8: because Cain made his cordial in my drink bottle. That
- 55:57Speaker 8: wasn't very cordial of him. You're an idiot.
- 56:00Speaker 5: Oh.
- 56:01Speaker 8: Fly off the handle easily.
- 56:02Speaker 3: Call people idiots.
- 56:06Speaker 8: My restless leg, which I already had pre-pregnancy, is now
- 56:10Speaker 8: off the Richter scale.
- 56:11Speaker 3: What does that do? You just tuck your leg along?
- 56:12Speaker 2: It's like you feel like you're running in bed even
- 56:14Speaker 2: though your legs aren't moving.
- 56:15Speaker 8: So the feeling of it is hard to explain if
- 56:18Speaker 8: you haven't experienced it, but it's like the inside of
- 56:20Speaker 8: your leg is itchy and you can't scratch it. So
- 56:22Speaker 8: it's hereditary. I've always had it. And a lot of
- 56:24Speaker 8: people said, oh, because you had it, pregnancy will fix it.
- 56:27Speaker 15: No, no.
- 56:27Speaker 8: It's 50 times worse. I also have pelvic girdle pain.
- 56:31Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 56:32Speaker 8: So that just basically.
- 56:33Speaker 3: I know what a girdle is.
- 56:35Speaker 8: Basically my vagina just hurts.
- 56:37Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 56:38Speaker 10: Yep.
- 56:38Speaker 8: Right smack bang in the middle of the pubic bone.
- 56:40Speaker 3: So that's fun.
- 56:42Speaker 8: I'm sick of being tired all the time. Like waking
- 56:44Speaker 8: up today after two weeks off. Like I'm waking up
- 56:47Speaker 8: quite early anyway because, you know, I can't really sleep.
- 56:50Speaker 8: but I'm just exhausted all the time at every point
- 56:53Speaker 8: of the day. That's getting old. I've lost all agility.
- 56:56Speaker 8: Everything's an effort. So getting off the lounge has become
- 56:59Speaker 8: an effort. You do a lot of, oh. Yes, oh,
- 57:02Speaker 8: the amount of noises that I'm making.
- 57:04Speaker 7: You think it's getting, you think it's hard now.
- 57:06Speaker 8: Oh, and that's, and sick of people saying you think
- 57:09Speaker 8: it's hard now. Oh, let me be, let it be
- 57:12Speaker 8: hard right now.
- 57:13Speaker 3: Can I just say a lot of people are calling
- 57:14Speaker 3: in already, 131065. If you want to join in with Nat,
- 57:17Speaker 3: we've got people calling in.
- 57:18Speaker 8: Once again, everyone, very grateful, very grateful.
- 57:20Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
- 57:21Speaker 8: My gums bleed when I brush now. That's a thing.
- 57:24Speaker 7: My nose bleeds, yeah?
- 57:25Speaker 8: Yes. My nose is bleeding also.
- 57:27Speaker 3: Just bleeding everywhere.
- 57:29Speaker 2: I remember getting on the plane, I used to get
- 57:33Speaker 2: on a bus to work and my nose would just bleed.
- 57:35Speaker 2: I'd look like I just had a huge bender of
- 57:37Speaker 2: a weekend.
- 57:38Speaker 19: No.
- 57:38Speaker 2: Because I was pregnant.
- 57:39Speaker 8: Also runny nose.
- 57:41Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 57:41Speaker 8: So, yeah, another bender sign, but not. Itchy skin. My
- 57:44Speaker 8: nipples are dry now too, by the way.
- 57:46Speaker 2: Have you started growing extra skin tags yet?
- 57:48Speaker 8: No, but I've heard about these. And the other day
- 57:50Speaker 8: I felt something behind my knee and I was like,
- 57:52Speaker 8: surely not. Like, not that visible, please. At least put
- 57:55Speaker 8: it under my boob or something.
- 57:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 57:57Speaker 20: Farts.
- 57:58Speaker 8: I wasn't a big farter. I wasn't a big father before.
- 58:01Speaker 8: Yesterday I farted in Audi and Kane took the blame
- 58:03Speaker 8: for me. A guy walked over and he goes, sorry, mate,
- 58:06Speaker 8: that was me. And I'm like, no, that was most
- 58:08Speaker 8: definitely me. I can only take Panadol. That's basically the
- 58:12Speaker 8: extent of the rest of it, which is like to
- 58:15Speaker 8: help you sleep. It doesn't do shit. I'm sick of it.
- 58:18Speaker 8: Can't take all my fun things. And then finally on
- 58:21Speaker 8: this list, just the constant anxiety that the baby's dead.
- 58:25Speaker 8: All the time. Like you're just constant fear. And I've
- 58:27Speaker 8: heard that this gets better the more pregnancies you have
- 58:30Speaker 8: and everything like that. But like every time you go
- 58:33Speaker 8: to the toilet, when you wipe, you look for blood.
- 58:36Speaker 8: You just are worried if you don't, because I haven't
- 58:38Speaker 8: felt any kicks yet.
- 58:38Speaker 2: I was going to say, have you felt any little flutters,
- 58:40Speaker 2: like little bubbles?
- 58:41Speaker 8: I've got an anterior placenta, which means that I'll feel
- 58:44Speaker 8: it later. So I'm just like, am I even pregnant anymore?
- 58:48Speaker 2: Yes, you are.
- 58:48Speaker 8: All the time.
- 58:49Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 58:50Speaker 8: So, yeah.
- 58:51Speaker 13: Wow.
- 58:51Speaker 2: The funnest part for me, I remember, and this might
- 58:54Speaker 2: not happen with your first, by the third, when I
- 58:59Speaker 2: was pregnant with Kobe, when I was like from 30
- 59:03Speaker 2: weeks onwards, my nether regions.
- 59:06Speaker 7: Because he was a huge baby, just went bright purple.
- 59:09Speaker 2: Like I look like. Barney the dinosaur down there. And
- 59:12Speaker 2: I remember having to FaceTune my mum.
- 59:15Speaker 8: FaceTune it.
- 59:16Speaker 7: FaceTune my mum.
- 59:17Speaker 8: FaceTune your nudes.
- 59:18Speaker 7: No, I FaceTimed my mum.
- 59:20Speaker 3: Made them the right colour.
- 59:22Speaker 2: I FaceTimed my mum and I put the camera down
- 59:26Speaker 2: there and she was like, oh, my God, this is
- 59:28Speaker 2: a lot. But I was like, oh, my insides hanging out.
- 59:30Speaker 8: You actually showed me a photo of your breasts from
- 59:33Speaker 8: when you were pregnant.
- 59:33Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 59:34Speaker 8: And mine are getting to that point too. They're quite confronting.
- 59:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 59:37Speaker 8: Kane calls them watermelons because they're just like they couldn't
- 59:40Speaker 8: grow anymore.
- 59:41Speaker 2: Oh, no, they will.
- 59:43Speaker 7: And then when your milk comes in, they'll grow even more.
- 59:45Speaker 2: You'll go to bed or you'll have like a little
- 59:47Speaker 2: nap and And then you'll wake up and you will
- 59:50Speaker 2: have volcanoes.
- 59:51Speaker 3: On your chest.
- 59:51Speaker 8: I feel like a cow with udders.
- 59:53Speaker 7: You wait till your milk comes in.
- 59:55Speaker 4: All righty.
- 59:55Speaker 3: Do we want to talk to some other people? Oh, yeah.
- 59:58Speaker 17: 13106.
- 59:58Speaker 3: We've got people hanging on. Let's get them on now.
- 1:00:00Speaker 8: I just got told at the start of that song,
- 1:00:02Speaker 8: because I sung it when I didn't realise the mic
- 1:00:03Speaker 8: was still on, but I committed, and I sang... The
- 1:00:05Speaker 8: words are... 5 million and 40 naughty shorties. 5 million
- 1:00:12Speaker 8: and 40 naughty shorties.
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: Did you know that?
- 1:00:16Speaker 8: That's a lot of shoulders. You wish, Mikey.
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: Well, that'd be impossible, really.
- 1:00:21Speaker 8: To keep up with 5 million and 40 naughty shorties.
- 1:00:24Speaker 8: How many women do you think you could keep up with?
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: None.
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: One, the one I have.
- 1:00:32Speaker 8: Of course, but let's pretend the one you have doesn't exist.
- 1:00:34Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 1:00:35Speaker 8: For a little second.
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: Oh, and you were just like playing the field?
- 1:00:38Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: Oh, it's exhausting, like two or three at most. And
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: even then there'd be one that you like more?
- 1:00:43Speaker 7: Oh, always.
- 1:00:44Speaker 8: And the other ones are just around because they're filling
- 1:00:47Speaker 8: the void.
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: They're fillers.
- 1:00:48Speaker 8: Yeah, the filler girls. So not 5 million and 40
- 1:00:51Speaker 8: naughty shorties.
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: God, no.
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: All right.
- 1:00:53Speaker 8: Hey, Kim Kardashian has revealed how many nannies that she's
- 1:00:56Speaker 8: got on rotation. So don't forget, Kim has four kids,
- 1:00:59Speaker 8: all with Kanye West. She's got North, who's 13, Saint,
- 1:01:01Speaker 8: who's 10, Chicago, who's eight, and Psalm, who's seven. Now,
- 1:01:06Speaker 8: she obviously has like, what's the word? She's co-parenting with Kanye.
- 1:01:09Speaker 8: But when it's her time with the kids, she's always
- 1:01:12Speaker 8: got one nanny. Now, just so you know, there's a
- 1:01:14Speaker 8: button to turn your mic off when you cough.
- 1:01:17Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to cough into the mic.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: You haven't four times today.
- 1:01:21Speaker 7: I coughed towards the door.
- 1:01:23Speaker 4: That's okay.
- 1:01:24Speaker 8: You tried your best.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: Wait, so does Kim give her kids to Kanye?
- 1:01:28Speaker 8: I mean, I think he has. It's not like he's
- 1:01:30Speaker 8: not allowed to see them, no. Because I've definitely seen
- 1:01:33Speaker 8: him and his girlfriend, Bianca Sensori, as recently as on
- 1:01:36Speaker 8: the weekend with North at some complex con or something.
- 1:01:40Speaker 8: So anyway, Kim, when she's got the kids, always has
- 1:01:43Speaker 8: one nanny on duty, but she's got four additional on rotation.
- 1:01:47Speaker 8: But despite that, she claims she still takes them to
- 1:01:50Speaker 8: school every day, she still picks them up from school
- 1:01:52Speaker 8: every day, and she still makes sure she eats dinner
- 1:01:54Speaker 8: with them every night. Oh, I like that. I think
- 1:01:56Speaker 8: that's important. When I was a kid, my dad used
- 1:01:58Speaker 8: to work quite late and no matter, I mean, if
- 1:02:00Speaker 8: it was getting ridiculous, of course, but we would always
- 1:02:03Speaker 8: wait until he got home to eat dinner together at
- 1:02:05Speaker 8: the table. I think that's so nice.
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: Had to have dinner at the table. I'd do the
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: four nanny thing. Why even bother doing anything? Just get
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: the nannies to do everything.
- 1:02:13Speaker 8: Because you want to spend time with your kids.
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: Yeah, because you actually want to be a mum. Why
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: have children otherwise?
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: I don't know, pass something on to. Couldn't you just
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: do all the fun times? They're like the dinner I'd get.
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: You're not going to do chores like picking them up.
- 1:02:26Speaker 8: You know what I do think if I was rich
- 1:02:28Speaker 8: would be the first nanny I'd get? A night nanny.
- 1:02:31Speaker 8: They're the ones that do the feeds in the night
- 1:02:33Speaker 8: and whatever like that.
- 1:02:33Speaker 17: Oh, yeah.
- 1:02:34Speaker 8: It's hard if you're breastfeeding. And so you can just
- 1:02:35Speaker 8: have proper sleep and be present and not be so
- 1:02:38Speaker 8: angry all the time.
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: Change the nappy. They could do all of that, right?
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: It depends if you're breastfeeding or not. If you're breastfeeding,
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: you're up anyway.
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: Get a wet nurse.
- 1:02:47Speaker 17: I don't.
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: What are they?
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: With their own boobs.
- 1:02:49Speaker 8: A woman breastfeeds your child with her teat.
- 1:02:52Speaker 3: Called a wet nurse.
- 1:02:53Speaker 8: It's called a wet nurse. Have you never heard of that?
- 1:02:54Speaker 8: I've heard of a wet nurse.
- 1:02:55Speaker 7: That's a new field for you to get into.
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: But you'd have to be lactating. Mine are dried up.
- 1:03:01Speaker 8: So you just never stop. So if once I have
- 1:03:04Speaker 8: my daughter, if I just continue to breastfeed and then
- 1:03:07Speaker 8: breastfeed other people from my life source.
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: Side hustle. They can pay you. There's a lot of
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: money in wet nursing, I hear.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: It's a no from me.
- 1:03:16Speaker 8: Can we find out how much wet.
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: Nurse is made?
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: Wet nurse fact, wet nurse fact.
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: I do want to know.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: What I can tell you while Chelsea types up the
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: average salary of a wet nurse is that it existed
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: in ancient Egypt and Greece. And in fact, before we
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: came up with formula, that's how we kept babies alive.
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: Oh, if you couldn't do it. Yeah.
- 1:03:35Speaker 8: But also the reason it exists as well, right, is
- 1:03:38Speaker 8: some women, not all women have the ability to breastfeed
- 1:03:41Speaker 8: or their supply is really low. So some women are
- 1:03:44Speaker 8: hell bent on the idea that breastfeeding is a necessity
- 1:03:46Speaker 8: for babies. Yeah. So that's why they get another woman
- 1:03:49Speaker 8: to breastfeed. But I would love to hear from anyone
- 1:03:51Speaker 8: who's either wet nursed, is a wet nurse or has
- 1:03:54Speaker 8: used one because I don't know how common it is.
- 1:03:55Speaker 8: So 131065.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: I don't think there would be many wet nurses around.
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: But what there is a lot of, I used to
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: have a girlfriend who had an oversupply of milk.
- 1:04:05Speaker 7: And so she would freeze her milk and sell it.
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: To other mums. So it's like wet nurse online. So
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: it's just wet nurse.
- 1:04:11Speaker 8: Without nipple contact.
- 1:04:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: So it's not like your baby's not sucking on some
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: strange woman's titty. But they're still getting breast milk.
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: But back in the day, pre-formula and pre-freezing and all
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: of that had to happen.
- 1:04:23Speaker 8: If I express my milk, I wonder if Kane will
- 1:04:26Speaker 8: wear a fake teat, like a fake boob that the
- 1:04:30Speaker 8: baby can suck out of.
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
- 1:04:32Speaker 8: So then he can wake up in the night?
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: No, you could just put it in a bottle, darling.
- 1:04:34Speaker 8: But what if my baby only likes drinking from a tit?
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: You want him to kind of be trans in a
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: way is what you're saying.
- 1:04:41Speaker 8: No, I just want him to breastfeed.
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: Just get like a latex titty and then poke a
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: hole in it.
- 1:04:46Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like in Meet the Parents.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:04:49Speaker 8: Also, just quickly, Meghan Markle has gone back to the
- 1:04:51Speaker 8: UK with Prince Harry. As we know, we've spoken about
- 1:04:54Speaker 8: it on this show a number of times. The latest
- 1:04:56Speaker 8: problem that they're having over there, remember they had to
- 1:04:58Speaker 8: move their kids' school?
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:05:00Speaker 8: And because of security concerns. The latest issue, Meghan Markle
- 1:05:04Speaker 8: is being refused service at pubs.
- 1:05:07Speaker 4: What?
- 1:05:07Speaker 8: So the staff, purely because they don't like her- are
- 1:05:11Speaker 8: refusing to serve her table.
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: I'm just surprised. I was going to say, I can't
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: imagine her going up to the bar herself. How much
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: does it suck when you're cut off or you're not?
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: We got cut off on the weekend.
- 1:05:22Speaker 8: You pig. There was eight of us.
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: At a pub?
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: Yeah, literally at a pub.
- 1:05:28Speaker 8: What did you do to get kicked?
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: Nothing. So one of our girlfriends was probably ordering three
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: times as many margaritas as we were.
- 1:05:38Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: But she hadn't been out on the drink for like,
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: she has like a 14-month-old.
- 1:05:43Speaker 7: So it was like her first or her second outing.
- 1:05:46Speaker 7: And she was really ramped up and excited.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: So like we would all have a margarita and she
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: would have three margaritas. And I think the waitress didn't
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: want to single her out. So last time she came over,
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: she brought our cocktails and she goes, listen, you've all
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: been absolutely fine, but just to let you know, you
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: can't order for the next 30 minutes.
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: I hate that. You can only get water.
- 1:06:06Speaker 8: Don't you hate when they bring you water?
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: But wait, wait, can I tell you what my girlfriend did?
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: Because she was like, oh, hell no. So she found
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: a table with random dudes, took her card over and goes, hey,
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: I've just been cut off.
- 1:06:16Speaker 8: Can you go buy me a margarita?
- 1:06:17Speaker 7: And the guy just did it.
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: Yeah, of course he would.
- 1:06:19Speaker 8: She goes, buy yourself something too.
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: And he goes, no, no, it's fine.
- 1:06:22Speaker 8: Just get away from me, woman.
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: He just bought himself a margarita and then she just
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: went and collected it from his table.
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: Brilliant, brilliant.
- 1:06:28Speaker 4: What a smarty.
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: You're so offended when you get cut off, aren't you?
- 1:06:31Speaker 8: Oh, as an adult, like a full-grown adult in your
- 1:06:33Speaker 8: 30s particularly, being cut off is shameful.
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: Try being in your 40s. We were like, are you?
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: The audacity.
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: We are well behind here. And we're doing your last
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: calls now, 131065, to get on and have a chat.
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: And Nat's fiance, Kane, has called in. Hello, mate.
- 1:06:51Speaker 8: Hey, Kane.
- 1:06:51Speaker 13: Morning, mate.
- 1:06:51Speaker 6: How are you?
- 1:06:52Speaker 3: Good, man.
- 1:06:53Speaker 13: Hey, guys.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: Hi, what do you want to say?
- 1:06:55Speaker 6: If I'm not mistaken, as I do every morning, I
- 1:06:57Speaker 6: was listening to you guys and I think Nat mentioned
- 1:06:59Speaker 6: something about me breastfeeding.
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: Yeah. Nat, what did you want to do?
- 1:07:03Speaker 8: No, so we were discussing the fact that wet nurses exist,
- 1:07:06Speaker 8: which Amy found very interesting. And then I wondered if
- 1:07:10Speaker 8: I expressed my milk and put it into a fake tit,
- 1:07:13Speaker 8: if Kane would wear it at night and do some
- 1:07:16Speaker 8: of the nightly feeds out of the breast.
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: But he doesn't need to do it out of a fake.
- 1:07:19Speaker 8: No, but just because our baby would like the feeling
- 1:07:22Speaker 8: of the boob. So I wondered if he'd be.
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: Open to it.
- 1:07:28Speaker 6: If it'll prevent the tears that I saw last night
- 1:07:30Speaker 6: over a Frank Green bottle, I'll give anything a crack. Look,
- 1:07:35Speaker 6: I don't think it's my thing.
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: What happened last night?
- 1:07:37Speaker 6: I'd rather put a wet nurse into the budget.
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he put cordial into her Frank Green drink bottle.
- 1:07:42Speaker 8: I've discussed on this show before, he only drinks cordial,
- 1:07:46Speaker 8: not water.
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't drink water, do you, mate?
- 1:07:48Speaker 6: No, I do drink water.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: But why did you use her water bottle?
- 1:07:54Speaker 6: Oh, look, there's two pink Frank Green ones and I
- 1:07:56Speaker 6: filled it up in the dark and I just so
- 1:07:57Speaker 6: happened to grab the brand new one that she planned
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: on giving to someone as a present. So conveniently I
- 1:08:02Speaker 6: poured it into the other one and the problem was
- 1:08:04Speaker 6: solved and she was still crying when I went to sleep.
- 1:08:06Speaker 8: It's not solved. That bottle's ruined. And my present for
- 1:08:09Speaker 8: my sister or whoever I was going to gift it to,
- 1:08:11Speaker 8: also ruined.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: You can just wash it out.
- 1:08:13Speaker 8: It always stays. It's like pasta in a Tupperware container.
- 1:08:17Speaker 8: You can't get rid of it.
- 1:08:18Speaker 6: This is what pregnancy does.
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: You can put it through the dishwasher.
- 1:08:22Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly what I said.
- 1:08:23Speaker 8: No, it'll fade the bottle. It'll chip it. It's all ruined.
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: Don't want to let it go.
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: Hey, good luck, Kane.
- 1:08:29Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: Just in general. Just in general. Good luck. Hey, another Kane.
- 1:08:36Speaker 3: It's a bloody Kane show here. Oh, it's the Kane Fest. Yeah, Kane. Hello.
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: What's up?
- 1:08:42Speaker 6: Hey, I just want to weigh in on that crash
- 1:08:43Speaker 6: out thing.
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: So your kids, Amy, they say crash out.
- 1:08:47Speaker 7: Oh, they say it all the time.
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: It is the worst.
- 1:08:51Speaker 6: I was at work and this bloke's like, oh, I'm
- 1:08:54Speaker 6: about to crash out, bro.
- 1:08:55Speaker 11: I'm like, what do you mean?
- 1:08:55Speaker 13: You're about to go to sleep.
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: Oh, wait.
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: So you've got an old, like older people. using the
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: word crash out.
- 1:09:03Speaker 15: Yeah, if I say I'm crashing out, I'm going to bed.
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: Yeah, like, if I say to my husband, oh, I've
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: got to go, I'm about to crash, that means I'm about.
- 1:09:10Speaker 8: To fall asleep.
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: But for kids, that means what?
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: It means, like, they're going to lose it. They're going to, like, crash.
- 1:09:14Speaker 12: Yeah, about to crack the shit. It's about to belt someone.
- 1:09:16Speaker 19: I'm like, what are you talking about?
- 1:09:18Speaker 12: Nah.
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: Well, now we know. So if you hear kids say
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: crash out, they're not talking about going to sleep. They're
- 1:09:23Speaker 3: talking about losing their shit.
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: Yes, exactly right.
- 1:09:26Speaker 5: Idiots.
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:09:27Speaker 18: All right.
- 1:09:27Speaker 13: Have a good day.
- 1:09:28Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 1:09:28Speaker 6: Thanks, Cain.
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: See you, babe.
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: All right. Ah.
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: On the show tomorrow, we've got our helpline. So one
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: of our listeners tried to get with the wrong friend.
- 1:09:39Speaker 16: Oh, no.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: I want to hear what's going on there. Your chance
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- 1:09:55Speaker 3: again tomorrow. Amy, have a good day.
- 1:09:57Speaker 8: Yeah, same to you.
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: Okay, bye.
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: See ya.