Latest / Classic Adventure Books - Daily / 03 - The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Mark Twain
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Chapter five, The pinch Bug and his Prey. About half
- 0:06Speaker 1: past ten, the cracked bell of the small church began
- 0:10Speaker 1: to ring, and presently the people began to gather for
- 0:13Speaker 1: the morning sermon. The Sunday school children distributed themselves about
- 0:17Speaker 1: the house and occupied pews with their parents, so as
- 0:21Speaker 1: to be under supervision. Aunt Polly came and Tom and
- 0:25Speaker 1: Sid and Mary sat with her, Tom being placed next
- 0:28Speaker 1: to the isle in order that he might be as
- 0:31Speaker 1: far away from the open window and the seductive outside
- 0:35Speaker 1: summer scenes as possible. The crowd filed up the isles.
- 0:39Speaker 1: The aged and needy postmaster, who had seen better days.
- 0:42Speaker 1: The Mayor and his wife, for they had a mayor there,
- 0:46Speaker 1: among other unnecessaries, the Justice of the Peace, the widow
- 0:50Speaker 1: Douglas Fair, smart and forty, a generous, good hearted soul,
- 0:55Speaker 1: and well to do. Her Hill mansion, the only palace
- 0:57Speaker 1: in the town, and the most hospitable, and much the
- 1:00Speaker 1: most lavish in the matter of festivities that Saint Petersburg
- 1:04Speaker 1: could boast. The bent and venerable Major and Missus Ward
- 1:09Speaker 1: Lawyer Riverson, they knew notable from a distance. Next the
- 1:13Speaker 1: bell of the village, followed by a troop of lawn
- 1:16Speaker 1: clad and ribbon decked young heartbreakers. Then all the young
- 1:20Speaker 1: clerks in town in a body, for they had stood
- 1:23Speaker 1: in the vestibules, sucking their cane heads, a circling wall
- 1:27Speaker 1: of oiled and simpering admirers, till the last girl had
- 1:30Speaker 1: run their gamplet. And last of all came the model boy,
- 1:34Speaker 1: Willie Mufferson, taking as heedful care of his mother as
- 1:38Speaker 1: if she were cut glass. He always brought his mother
- 1:42Speaker 1: to church and was the pride of all the matrons.
- 1:45Speaker 1: The boys all hated him. He was no good, and
- 1:48Speaker 1: besides he had been thrown up to them so much.
- 1:52Speaker 1: His white handkerchief was hanging out of his pocket behind
- 1:55Speaker 1: as usual on Sundays. Accidentally, Tom had no handkerchief, and
- 2:00Speaker 1: he looked upon boys who had as snobs. The congregation
- 2:05Speaker 1: being fully assembled now, the bell rang once more to
- 2:09Speaker 1: worn laggards and stragglers, and then a solemn hush fell
- 2:12Speaker 1: upon the church, which was only broken by the tittering
- 2:15Speaker 1: and whispering of the choir in the gallery. The choir
- 2:18Speaker 1: ally was tittered and whispered all through service. There was
- 2:21Speaker 1: once a church choir that was not ill bred, but
- 2:25Speaker 1: I have forgotten where it was now. It was a
- 2:28Speaker 1: great many years ago, and I can scarcely remember anything
- 2:31Speaker 1: about it, but I think it was in some foreign country.
- 2:36Speaker 1: The minister gave out the hymn and read it through
- 2:38Speaker 1: with a relish in a peculiar style which was much
- 2:41Speaker 1: admired in that part of the country. His voice began
- 2:45Speaker 1: on a medium key and climbed steadily up till it
- 2:48Speaker 1: reached a certain point where it bore with strong emphasis
- 2:52Speaker 1: upon the topmost word, and then plunged down, as if
- 2:55Speaker 1: from a spring board. Shall I be carry to tow
- 3:01Speaker 1: the skies on flowery beds of ease, whilst others fight
- 3:07Speaker 1: to win the prize and sail through bloody seas. He
- 3:13Speaker 1: was regarded as a wonderful reader at church sociables. He
- 3:18Speaker 1: was always called upon to read poetry, and when he
- 3:21Speaker 1: was through, the ladies would lift up their hands and
- 3:24Speaker 1: let them fall helplessly in their laps, and wall their
- 3:28Speaker 1: eyes and shake their heads as much as to say,
- 3:31Speaker 1: words cannot express it. It is too beautiful, too beautiful
- 3:36Speaker 1: for this mortal earth. After the hymn had been sung,
- 3:40Speaker 1: the Reverend mister Sprague turned himself into a bulletin board
- 3:44Speaker 1: and read off notices of meetings and societies and things,
- 3:48Speaker 1: till it seemed that the list would stretch out to
- 3:50Speaker 1: the crack of doom, a queer custom which is still
- 3:53Speaker 1: kept up in America, even in cities away here in
- 3:56Speaker 1: this age of abundant newspapers. Often the less there is
- 3:59Speaker 1: to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to
- 4:02Speaker 1: get rid of it. And now the minister prayed a good,
- 4:07Speaker 1: generous prayer it was, and went into details. It pleaded
- 4:11Speaker 1: for the church and the little children of the church,
- 4:15Speaker 1: for the other churches of the village, for the village itself,
- 4:18Speaker 1: for the county, for the state, for the state officers,
- 4:22Speaker 1: for the United States, for the churches of the United States,
- 4:26Speaker 1: for Congress, for the President, for the officers of the government.
- 4:30Speaker 1: For poor sailors tossed by stormy seas, for the oppressed
- 4:35Speaker 1: millions groaning under the heel of European monarchies and Oriental despotisms,
- 4:41Speaker 1: For such as have the light and the good tidings,
- 4:44Speaker 1: and yet have not eyes to see nor ears to
- 4:46Speaker 1: hear withal, for the heathen in the far islands of
- 4:49Speaker 1: the sea, and closed to the supplication that the words
- 4:52Speaker 1: he was about to speak might find grace and favor,
- 4:55Speaker 1: and be as seeds sown in fertile ground, yielding in
- 4:59Speaker 1: time a grateful harvest of good ah Men. There was
- 5:04Speaker 1: a rustling of dresses, and the standing congregation sat down.
- 5:08Speaker 1: The boy whose history this book relates did not enjoy
- 5:11Speaker 1: the prayer. He only endured it. If he even did
- 5:15Speaker 1: that much. He was restive all through it. He kept
- 5:18Speaker 1: tally of the details of the prayer unconsciously, for he
- 5:21Speaker 1: was not listening. But he knew the ground of old
- 5:24Speaker 1: and the clergyman's regular root over it. And when a
- 5:27Speaker 1: little trifle of new matter was interlarded, his ear detected it,
- 5:31Speaker 1: and his whole nature resented it. He considered editions unfair
- 5:35Speaker 1: and scoundrelly. In the midst of the prayer, a fly
- 5:39Speaker 1: had lit on the back of the pew in front
- 5:40Speaker 1: of him, and tortured his spirit by calmly rubbing its
- 5:43Speaker 1: hands together, embracing its head with its arms, and polishing
- 5:47Speaker 1: it so vigorously that it seemed to almost part company
- 5:50Speaker 1: with a body, and the slender thread of a neck
- 5:53Speaker 1: was exposed to view, scraping its wings with its hind
- 5:56Speaker 1: legs and smoothing them to its body as if they
- 5:58Speaker 1: had been coat going through its whole toilet as tranquility,
- 6:03Speaker 1: as if it knew it was perfectly safe, as indeed
- 6:06Speaker 1: it was. For as sorely as Tom's hands itched to
- 6:09Speaker 1: grab for it, they did not dare. He believed his
- 6:12Speaker 1: soul would be instantly destroyed if he did such a thing.
- 6:15Speaker 1: While the prayer was going on, But with the closing sentence,
- 6:18Speaker 1: his hand began to curve and steal forward, and the
- 6:22Speaker 1: instant the amen was out, the fly was a prisoner
- 6:25Speaker 1: of war. His aunt detected the act and made him
- 6:29Speaker 1: let it go. The minister gave out his text and
- 6:32Speaker 1: droned along monotonously through an argument that was so prosy
- 6:36Speaker 1: that many a head by and by began to nod.
- 6:39Speaker 1: And yet it was an argument that dealt in limitless
- 6:41Speaker 1: fire and brimstone, and thin the predestined elect down to
- 6:46Speaker 1: a company so small as to be hardly worth the saving.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Tom counted the pages of the sermon after church. He
- 6:53Speaker 1: always knew how many pages there had been, but he
- 6:56Speaker 1: seldom knew anything else about the discourse. However, this time
- 6:59Speaker 1: he was really interested. For a little while, the minister
- 7:03Speaker 1: made a grand and moving picture of the assembling together
- 7:06Speaker 1: of the world's hosts at the millennium, when the lion
- 7:09Speaker 1: and the lamb should lie down together, and a little
- 7:11Speaker 1: child should lead them. But the pathos, the lesson, the
- 7:15Speaker 1: moral of the great spectacle were lost upon the boy.
- 7:18Speaker 1: He only thought of the conspicuousness of the principal character
- 7:21Speaker 1: before the onlooking nations. His face lit with the thought,
- 7:25Speaker 1: and he said to himself that he wished he could
- 7:27Speaker 1: be that child, if it was a tame lion. Now
- 7:31Speaker 1: he lapsed into suffering again, as the dry argument was resumed. Presently,
- 7:35Speaker 1: he bethought him of a treasure he had and got
- 7:38Speaker 1: it out. It was a large black beetle with formidable jaws,
- 7:42Speaker 1: a pinch bug, he called it. It was in a
- 7:45Speaker 1: percussion cap box. The first thing the beadle did was
- 7:48Speaker 1: to take him by the finger. A natural philip followed.
- 7:51Speaker 1: The beetle went floundering into the aisle and lit on
- 7:54Speaker 1: its back, and the hurt finger went into the boy's mouth.
- 7:58Speaker 1: The beadle lay there, working its helpless legs, unable to
- 8:00Speaker 1: turn over. Tom eyed it and longed for it, but
- 8:04Speaker 1: it was safe out of his reach. Other people, uninterested
- 8:07Speaker 1: in the sermon, found relief in the beetle, and they
- 8:10Speaker 1: eyed it too. Presently, a vagrant poodle dog came idling, long,
- 8:14Speaker 1: sad at heart, lazy with the summer softness and the quiet,
- 8:18Speaker 1: weary of captivity. Sighing for change, he spied the beetle.
- 8:22Speaker 1: The drooping tail lifted and wagged. He surveyed the prize,
- 8:26Speaker 1: walked around it, smelt at it from a safe distance,
- 8:29Speaker 1: walked around it again, grew bolder and took a closer smell.
- 8:34Speaker 1: Then lifted his lip and made a gingerly snatch at it,
- 8:37Speaker 1: just missing it. Made another, and another began to enjoy
- 8:41Speaker 1: the diversion. Subsided to his stomach with the beetle between
- 8:45Speaker 1: his paws, and continued his experiments. Grew weary at last,
- 8:49Speaker 1: and then indifferent and absent minded. His head nodded, and
- 8:53Speaker 1: little by little his chin descended and touched the enemy,
- 8:56Speaker 1: who seized it. There was a sharp yelp, a flirt
- 8:59Speaker 1: of the poodle's head, and the beetle fell a couple
- 9:01Speaker 1: of yards away and lit on its back once more.
- 9:04Speaker 1: The neighboring spectators shook with a gentle inward joy. Several
- 9:08Speaker 1: faces went behind fans and handkerchiefs, and Tom was entirely happy.
- 9:13Speaker 1: The dog looked foolish and probably felt so, But there
- 9:15Speaker 1: was resentment in his heart too, and a craving for revenge.
- 9:19Speaker 1: So he went to the beetle and began a wary
- 9:21Speaker 1: attack on it again, jumping at it from every point
- 9:25Speaker 1: of a circle, lighting with his fore paws within an
- 9:27Speaker 1: inch of the creature, making even closer, snatches at it
- 9:30Speaker 1: with his teeth, and jerking his head till his ears
- 9:33Speaker 1: flapped again. But he grew tired once more. After a while,
- 9:37Speaker 1: tried to amuse himself with a fly, but found no relief.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Followed an ant around with his nose close to the floor,
- 9:43Speaker 1: and quickly wearied of that, yawned, sighed, forgot the beetle entirely,
- 9:49Speaker 1: and sat down on it. Then there was a wild
- 9:51Speaker 1: yelp of agony, and the poodle went sailing up the aisle.
- 9:54Speaker 1: The alps continued, and so did the dog. He crossed
- 9:57Speaker 1: the house in front of the altar, he flew down
- 10:00Speaker 1: in the other aisle, he crossed before the doors. He
- 10:03Speaker 1: clambered up the home stretch. His anguish grew with his progress,
- 10:06Speaker 1: till presently he was but a wooly comet moving in
- 10:09Speaker 1: its orbit. With a gleam and the speed of light.
- 10:12Speaker 1: At last, the frantic sufferer sheered from its course and
- 10:15Speaker 1: sprang into its master's lap. He flung it out of
- 10:18Speaker 1: the window, and the voice of distress quickly thinned away
- 10:21Speaker 1: and died in the distance. By this time the whole
- 10:24Speaker 1: church was red faced and suffocating with suppressed laughter, and
- 10:27Speaker 1: the sermon had come to a dead standstill. The discourse
- 10:31Speaker 1: was resumed presently, but it went lame and halting, all
- 10:35Speaker 1: possibility of impressiveness being at an end, for even the
- 10:38Speaker 1: gravest sentiments were constantly being received with a smothered burst
- 10:42Speaker 1: of unholy mirth under cover of some remote pewback, as
- 10:46Speaker 1: if the poor parson had said a rarely facetious thing.
- 10:50Speaker 1: It was a genuine relief to the whole congregation. When
- 10:52Speaker 1: the ordeal was over and the benediction pronounced, Tom Sawyer
- 10:56Speaker 1: went home quite cheerful, thinking to himself that there was
- 10:59Speaker 1: some satisfaction about divine service when there was a bit
- 11:03Speaker 1: of variety in it. He had but one marring thought.
- 11:07Speaker 1: He was willing that the dog should play with his
- 11:09Speaker 1: pinch bug, but he did not think it was upright
- 11:12Speaker 1: in him to carry it off. Chapter six, Tom meets Becky.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Monday morning found Tom Sawyer miserable. Monday morning always found
- 11:25Speaker 1: him so because it began another week slow suffering in school.
- 11:29Speaker 1: He generally began that day with wishing he had had
- 11:32Speaker 1: no intervening holiday. It made the going into captivity in
- 11:36Speaker 1: fetters again so much more odious. Tom lay thinking presently.
- 11:41Speaker 1: It occurred to him that he wished he was sick.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Then he could stay home from school. Here was a
- 11:47Speaker 1: vague possibility he canvassed his system. No ailment was found,
- 11:53Speaker 1: and he investigated again. This time he thought he could
- 11:56Speaker 1: detect colicky symptoms, and he began to incur courage them
- 12:00Speaker 1: with considerable hope. But they soon grew feeble and presently
- 12:04Speaker 1: died wholly away, he reflected further. Suddenly he discovered something.
- 12:09Speaker 1: One of his upper front teeth was loose. This was lucky.
- 12:14Speaker 1: He was about to begin to groan as a starter,
- 12:16Speaker 1: as he called it, when it occurred to him that
- 12:19Speaker 1: if he came into court with that argument, his aunt
- 12:21Speaker 1: would pull it out and that would hurt. So he
- 12:24Speaker 1: thought he would hold a tooth and reserve for the
- 12:26Speaker 1: present and seek further. Nothing offered for some little time,
- 12:31Speaker 1: and then he remembered hearing the doctor tell about a
- 12:33Speaker 1: certain thing that laid up a patient for two or
- 12:35Speaker 1: three weeks and threatened to make him lose a finger.
- 12:38Speaker 1: So the boy eagerly drew his sore toe from under
- 12:41Speaker 1: the sheet and held it up for inspection. But now
- 12:44Speaker 1: he did not know the necessary symptoms. However, it seemed
- 12:48Speaker 1: well worth while to chance it, so he fell to
- 12:50Speaker 1: groaning with considerable spirit. But Sid slept on unconscious. Tom
- 12:56Speaker 1: groaned louder and fancied that he began to feel pain
- 12:59Speaker 1: in the toe. No result from syd. Tom was panting
- 13:02Speaker 1: with his exertions. By this time. He took a rest
- 13:05Speaker 1: and then swelled himself up and fetched a succession of
- 13:08Speaker 1: admirable groans. Sid snored on. Tom was aggravated, He said Sid,
- 13:15Speaker 1: Sid and shook him. This course worked well, and Tom
- 13:18Speaker 1: began to groan again. Sid yawned, stretched, then brought himself
- 13:22Speaker 1: up on his elbow with a snort, and began to
- 13:24Speaker 1: stare at Tom. Tom went on groaning, and Sid said Tom,
- 13:29Speaker 1: say Tom, no response here, Tom, Tom, What is the matter? Tom?
- 13:36Speaker 1: And he shook him and looked in his face anxiously.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Tom moaned out, Oh, don't Sid don't joggle me. Why
- 13:44Speaker 1: what's the matter, Tom? I must call Auntie. No, never mind,
- 13:48Speaker 1: it'll be over by and by maybe, don't call anybody,
- 13:53Speaker 1: but I must. Don't groan, So, Tom, it's awful how
- 13:56Speaker 1: long you've been this way? Ours? Oh? Oh haw, don't
- 14:01Speaker 1: stir so, Sid, you'll you'll kill me? Tom? Why didn't
- 14:05Speaker 1: you wake me sooner? Oh? Tom? Don't? It makes my
- 14:08Speaker 1: flesh crawl to hear you, Tom? What is the matter?
- 14:12Speaker 1: I forgive you everything, Sid, h, everything you've ever done
- 14:17Speaker 1: to me when I'm gone, Tom, don't you ain't dying?
- 14:21Speaker 1: Are you? Don't? Tom? Oh? Don't? Maybe? Oh? I forgive
- 14:26Speaker 1: everything Sid? No tell him? So, Sid? And Sid you
- 14:32Speaker 1: give my window sash and my cat with one eye
- 14:34Speaker 1: to that new girl that's come to town, and tell her.
- 14:37Speaker 1: But Sid had snatched his clothes and gone. Tom was
- 14:40Speaker 1: suffering in reality now, so handsomely was his imagination working,
- 14:44Speaker 1: and so his groans had gathered quite a genuine tone.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Sid flew downstairs and said, oh, aunt Polly, come, Tom's dying, dying, yes,
- 14:54Speaker 1: and don't wait, come quick, rubbish. I don't believe it.
- 14:58Speaker 1: But she fled upstairs, never the less with Sid and
- 15:01Speaker 1: Mary at her heels, and her face grew white too,
- 15:04Speaker 1: and her lip trembled. When she reached the bedside, she
- 15:07Speaker 1: gasped out you, Tom, Tom, what's the matter with you?
- 15:11Speaker 1: Oh Auntie? I'm what's the matter with you? What is
- 15:15Speaker 1: the matter with you? Child? Oh Auntie, my sore toes. Mortified,
- 15:21Speaker 1: the old lady sank down into a chair and laughed
- 15:23Speaker 1: a little, then cried little, then did both together. This
- 15:26Speaker 1: restored her, and she said, Tom, what a turn you
- 15:30Speaker 1: did give me. Now you shut up that nonsense and
- 15:32Speaker 1: climb out of this. The groan ceased, and the pain
- 15:35Speaker 1: vanished from the toe. The boy felt a little foolish,
- 15:38Speaker 1: and he said, Aunt Polly, it seemed mortified, and it
- 15:41Speaker 1: hurts so I never minded my tooth at all. Your tooth, indeed,
- 15:46Speaker 1: what's the matter with your tooth? One of them's loose,
- 15:49Speaker 1: and it aches perfectly awful there there. Now, don't begin
- 15:53Speaker 1: that groaning again, open your mouth. Well, your tooth is loose,
- 15:57Speaker 1: but you're not going to die about that. Mary, get
- 15:59Speaker 1: me a silk thread and a chunk of fire out
- 16:02Speaker 1: of the kitchen. Tom said, oh, please, Auntie, don't pull
- 16:05Speaker 1: it out. It don't hurt any more. I wish I
- 16:08Speaker 1: may never stir. If it does, please don't Auntie. I
- 16:11Speaker 1: don't want to stay home from school. Oh you don't,
- 16:14Speaker 1: don't you? So? All this raw was because you thought
- 16:18Speaker 1: you'd get to stay home from school and go a
- 16:20Speaker 1: fishing Tom, Tom, I love you so, and you seem
- 16:23Speaker 1: to try every way you can to break my old
- 16:26Speaker 1: heart with your outrageousness. By this time the dental instruments
- 16:29Speaker 1: were ready. The old lady made one end of the
- 16:32Speaker 1: silk thread fast to Tom's tooth with a loop, and
- 16:35Speaker 1: tied the other to the bedpost. Then she seized the
- 16:38Speaker 1: chunk of fire and suddenly thrust it almost into the
- 16:41Speaker 1: boy's face. The tooth hung dangling by the bed post now,
- 16:45Speaker 1: but all trials bring their compensations. As Tom went into
- 16:50Speaker 1: school after breakfast, he was the envy of every boy
- 16:53Speaker 1: he met, because the gap in his upper row of
- 16:55Speaker 1: teeth enabled him to expectorate in a new and admirable way.
- 17:00Speaker 1: Gathered quite a following of lads interested in the exhibition,
- 17:03Speaker 1: and one that had cut his finger and had been
- 17:05Speaker 1: a center of fascination and homage up to this time,
- 17:08Speaker 1: now found himself suddenly without an adherent and shorn of
- 17:12Speaker 1: his glory. His heart was heavy, and he said, with
- 17:15Speaker 1: a disdain which he did not feel, that it wasn't
- 17:17Speaker 1: anything to spit like Tom Sawyer. But another boy said,
- 17:21Speaker 1: sour grapes, and he wandered away, a dismantled hero. Shortly
- 17:26Speaker 1: Tom came upon the juvenile pariah of the village, Huckleberry Finn,
- 17:30Speaker 1: son of the town Drunkard. Huckleberry was cordially hated and
- 17:34Speaker 1: dreaded by all the mothers of the town because he
- 17:37Speaker 1: was idle and lawless, and vulgar and bad, and because
- 17:41Speaker 1: all their children admired him so and delighted in his
- 17:44Speaker 1: forbidden society, and wished they dared to be like him.
- 17:48Speaker 1: Tom was like the rest of the respectable boys in
- 17:51Speaker 1: that he envied Huckleberry his gaudy, outcast condition, and was
- 17:55Speaker 1: under strict orders not to play with him, so he
- 17:58Speaker 1: played with him every time he got a chance. Huckleberry
- 18:01Speaker 1: was always dressed in the cast off clothes of full
- 18:03Speaker 1: grown men, and they were in perennial bloom and fluttering
- 18:07Speaker 1: with rags. His hat was a vast ruin with a
- 18:10Speaker 1: wide crescent lopped out of its brim. His coat, when
- 18:14Speaker 1: he wore one, hung nearly to his heels, and had
- 18:17Speaker 1: the rearward buttons far down the back. But one suspender
- 18:21Speaker 1: supported his trousers. The seat of the trousers bagged low
- 18:24Speaker 1: and contained nothing. The fringed legs dragged in the dirt
- 18:28Speaker 1: when not rolled up. Huckleberry came and went at his
- 18:31Speaker 1: own free will. He slept on doorsteps in fine weather
- 18:35Speaker 1: and in empty hogsheads and wet. He did not have
- 18:38Speaker 1: to go to school or to church, or call any
- 18:40Speaker 1: being master, or obey anybody. He could go fishing or
- 18:44Speaker 1: swimming when and where he chose, and stay as long
- 18:47Speaker 1: as it suited him. Nobody forbade him to fight. He
- 18:50Speaker 1: could sit up as late as he pleased. He was
- 18:53Speaker 1: always the first boy that went barefoot in the spring,
- 18:55Speaker 1: and the last to resume leather in the fall. He
- 18:58Speaker 1: never had to wash nor put on clean clothes. He
- 19:02Speaker 1: could swear wonderfully in a word, everything that goes to
- 19:05Speaker 1: make life precious. That boy had so thought every harassed, hampered,
- 19:11Speaker 1: respectable boy in Saint Petersburg. Tom hailed a romantic outcast. Hello, Huckleberry,
- 19:17Speaker 1: hello yourself, and see how you like it? What's that
- 19:20Speaker 1: you got? Dead cat? Let me see him huck, My,
- 19:23Speaker 1: he's pretty stiff. Where'd you get him? Bought him off
- 19:26Speaker 1: in a boy? What'd you give? I gave a blue
- 19:30Speaker 1: ticket and a bladder that I got at the slaughter house?
- 19:33Speaker 1: Where'd you get the blue ticket? Bought it off in
- 19:35Speaker 1: Ben Rogers two weeks ago for a hoopstick? Say? What
- 19:39Speaker 1: is dead? Cat's good for? Huck? Good for cure warts? With? No?
- 19:46Speaker 1: Is that? So? I know something that's better? I bet
- 19:49Speaker 1: you don't. What is it? Why? Spunk water? Spunk water?
- 19:54Speaker 1: I wouldn't give a dern for spunk water. You wouldn't,
- 19:57Speaker 1: wouldn't you? Do you ever try it? No? I hain't.
- 20:01Speaker 1: But Bob Tanner did? Who told you so? Why? He
- 20:05Speaker 1: told Jeff Thatcher, and Jeff told Johnny Baker, and Johnny
- 20:08Speaker 1: told Jim Hollis, and Jim told Ben Rogers, and Ben
- 20:11Speaker 1: told a nigger and the nigger told me there. Now, well,
- 20:15Speaker 1: what of it? They'll all lie least? Why is all
- 20:18Speaker 1: but the nigger? I don't know him, but I never
- 20:21Speaker 1: see a nigger that wouldn't lie. Shucks. Now you tell
- 20:24Speaker 1: me how Bob Tanner done it, Huck? Why he took
- 20:27Speaker 1: and dipped his hand in a rotten stump where the
- 20:30Speaker 1: rain water was in the daytime, certainly with his face
- 20:34Speaker 1: to the stump. Yes, at least, I reckon. So did
- 20:38Speaker 1: he say anything? I don't reckon he did. I don't know, ah,
- 20:43Speaker 1: talk about trying to cure wartz with spunk water in
- 20:45Speaker 1: such a blame fool way as that, Why that ain't
- 20:48Speaker 1: it going to do any good? You got to go
- 20:50Speaker 1: all by yourself to the middle of the woods where
- 20:52Speaker 1: you know there's a spunk water stump, and just as
- 20:55Speaker 1: it's midnight, you back up against the stump and jam
- 20:59Speaker 1: your hand in and say, barleycorn, barley corn, engine, meal shorts,
- 21:03Speaker 1: spunk water, spunk water, swallow these warts, and then walk
- 21:06Speaker 1: away quick, eleven steps with your eyes shut, and then
- 21:09Speaker 1: turn around three times and walk home without speaking to anybody,
- 21:13Speaker 1: because if you speak, the charm's busted. Well that sounds
- 21:17Speaker 1: like a good way. But that ain't the way Bob
- 21:19Speaker 1: Tanner done, No, sir, You can bet he didn't, because
- 21:23Speaker 1: he's the wartiest boy in this town, and he wouldn't
- 21:25Speaker 1: have a wart on him if he'd known how to
- 21:27Speaker 1: work spunk water. I've took thousands of warts off my
- 21:31Speaker 1: hands that way, huck. I play with frogs so much.
- 21:34Speaker 1: I've always got considerable many warts. Sometimes I take him
- 21:38Speaker 1: off with a bean. Yes, bean's good, I've done that,
- 21:42Speaker 1: have you? What's your way? You take and split the
- 21:46Speaker 1: bean and cut the warts so as to get some blood.
- 21:49Speaker 1: And then you put the blood on one piece of
- 21:51Speaker 1: the bean and take and dig a hole and bury
- 21:54Speaker 1: it about midnight at the crossroads, in the dark of
- 21:56Speaker 1: the moon, and then you burn up the rest of
- 21:58Speaker 1: the bean. You see that piece that's got the blood
- 22:01Speaker 1: on it will keep drawing and drawing, trying to fetch
- 22:04Speaker 1: the other piece to it, and so that helps the
- 22:06Speaker 1: blood to draw the wart, and pretty soon off she comes. Yes,
- 22:10Speaker 1: that's it, Huck, that's it. Though, when you're burying it,
- 22:14Speaker 1: if you say down, bean, off, wart, come, no more
- 22:18Speaker 1: to bother me, it's better. That's the way Joe Harper does.
- 22:22Speaker 1: And he's been nearly to Coonville and most everywheres. But say,
- 22:26Speaker 1: how do you cure him with dead cats? Why you
- 22:30Speaker 1: take your cat and go and get in the graveyard
- 22:32Speaker 1: long about midnight when somebody that was wicked has been buried.
- 22:36Speaker 1: And when it's midnight, a devil will come, or maybe
- 22:38Speaker 1: two or three. But you can't see him. You can
- 22:41Speaker 1: only hear something like the wind, or maybe hear him talk.
- 22:45Speaker 1: And when they're taking that feller away, you heave your
- 22:47Speaker 1: cat after him and say, devil follow, corpse cat follow, devil,
- 22:51Speaker 1: warts follow cat. I'm done with you. That'll fetch any wart.
- 22:56Speaker 1: Sounds right? Do you ever try it, Huck? No, but
- 22:59Speaker 1: old mother Hopkins told me, well, I reckon it. So then,
- 23:03Speaker 1: because they say she's a witch, say why Tom, I
- 23:07Speaker 1: know she is? She witched Pap? Pap says, so his
- 23:11Speaker 1: own self. He come along one day and he sees
- 23:14Speaker 1: she was a witching him. So he took up a rock,
- 23:16Speaker 1: and if she hadn't dodged, he'd have got her. Well,
- 23:20Speaker 1: that very night he rolled off on the shed where
- 23:22Speaker 1: he was a laying drunk and broke his arm. Why
- 23:25Speaker 1: that's awful. How do you know she was a witching him?
- 23:28Speaker 1: Lord Pap can tell easy, Pap says, when they keep
- 23:32Speaker 1: looking at you right, stiddy, they're witching you, especially if
- 23:37Speaker 1: they mumble, because when they mumble, they're saying the Lord's
- 23:40Speaker 1: prayer backwards. Say Hockey, when you going to try the
- 23:44Speaker 1: cat tonight? I reckon they'll come after old Hoss. Williams tonight.
- 23:50Speaker 1: But they buried him Saturday. Didn't they get him Saturday night?
- 23:55Speaker 1: Why how you talk? How could their charms work till midnight?
- 23:58Speaker 1: And then it's Sunday? Devils don't slush round much of
- 24:02Speaker 1: a Sunday. I don't reckon. I never thought of that.
- 24:05Speaker 1: That's so let me go with you. Of course, if
- 24:08Speaker 1: you ain't a feared, A feared tain't likely. Will you meow? Yes?
- 24:14Speaker 1: And you meow back if you get a chance. Last
- 24:16Speaker 1: time you kept me a meowing around till Old Hayes
- 24:19Speaker 1: went to throwing rocks at me and says, daring that cat.
- 24:22Speaker 1: And so I hove a brick through his window. But
- 24:24Speaker 1: don't you tell I won't. I couldn't meow that night
- 24:28Speaker 1: because Auntie was watching me. But I'll meow this time.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Say what's that? Nothing but a tick? Where'd you get
- 24:35Speaker 1: him out in the woods? What'll you take for him?
- 24:38Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to sell him all right.
- 24:41Speaker 1: It's a mighty small tick anyway. Oh, anybody can run
- 24:45Speaker 1: a tick down that don't belong to them. I'm satisfied
- 24:48Speaker 1: with it. It's a good enough tick for me. Soho,
- 24:51Speaker 1: there's ticks of plenty. I could have a thousand of
- 24:54Speaker 1: them if I wanted to, Well, why don't you, because
- 24:58Speaker 1: you know mighty well you can't. This is a pretty
- 25:00Speaker 1: early tick, I reckon, It's first one i've seen this year.
- 25:04Speaker 1: Say Hawk, I'll give you my tooth for him. Let's
- 25:07Speaker 1: see it. Tom got out a bit of paper and
- 25:10Speaker 1: carefully unrolled it. Huckleberry viewed it wistfully. The temptation was
- 25:14Speaker 1: very strong. At last, he said, is it genuine? Tom
- 25:19Speaker 1: lifted his lip and showed the vacancy. Well, all right,
- 25:23Speaker 1: said Huckleberry. It's a trade. Tom enclosed the tick in
- 25:26Speaker 1: the percussion cat box that had lately been the pinch
- 25:29Speaker 1: Bug's prison, and the boys separated, each feeling wealthier than before.
- 25:34Speaker 1: When Tom reached the little isolated frame schoolhouse, he strode
- 25:37Speaker 1: in briskly, with the manner of one who had come
- 25:40Speaker 1: with all honest speed. He hung his hat on a
- 25:42Speaker 1: peg and flung himself into his seat with business like alacrity.
- 25:46Speaker 1: The master, throned on high in his great splint bottom
- 25:49Speaker 1: arm chair, was dozing, lulled by the drowsy hum of study.
- 25:53Speaker 1: The interruption roused him. Tomas sawyer. Tom knew that when
- 25:58Speaker 1: his name was pronounced in full. It meant trouble, sir.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Come up here now, sir, Why are you late again?
- 26:05Speaker 1: As usual? Tom was about to take refuge in a
- 26:08Speaker 1: lie when he saw two long tails of yellow hair
- 26:12Speaker 1: hanging down a back that he recognized by the electric
- 26:15Speaker 1: sympathy of love, and by that form, was the only
- 26:19Speaker 1: vacant place on the girl's side of the schoolhouse. He
- 26:22Speaker 1: instantly said, I stop to talk with Huckleberry Finn. The
- 26:27Speaker 1: master's pulse stood still, and he stared helplessly. The buzz
- 26:30Speaker 1: of study ceased. The pupils wondered if this foolhardy boy
- 26:34Speaker 1: had lost his mind. The master said you you did what?
- 26:39Speaker 1: Stop to talk with Huckleberry Finn. There was no mistaking
- 26:43Speaker 1: the words Thomas Sawyer. This is the most astounding confession
- 26:47Speaker 1: I have ever listened to. No Mere Ferrell will answer
- 26:51Speaker 1: for this offense. Take off your jacket. The master's arm
- 26:54Speaker 1: performed until it was tired and the stock of switches
- 26:57Speaker 1: notably diminished. Then the order follows, Now, sir, go and
- 27:02Speaker 1: sit with the girls, and let this be a warning
- 27:05Speaker 1: to you. The titter that rippled around the room appeared
- 27:08Speaker 1: to abash the boy, but in reality that result was
- 27:11Speaker 1: caused rather more by his worshipful awe of his unknown
- 27:15Speaker 1: idol and a dread pleasure that lay in his high
- 27:18Speaker 1: good fortune. He sat down upon the end of the
- 27:21Speaker 1: pine bench, and the girl hitched herself away from him
- 27:24Speaker 1: with a toss of her head. Nudges and winks and
- 27:27Speaker 1: whispers traversed the room, but Tom sat still, with his
- 27:31Speaker 1: arms upon the long low desk before him, and seemed
- 27:34Speaker 1: to study his book. By and by attention ceased from him,
- 27:38Speaker 1: and the accustomed school murmur rose upon the dull air
- 27:41Speaker 1: once more. Presently, the boy began to steal furtive glances
- 27:44Speaker 1: at the girl. She observed it, made a mouth at him,
- 27:48Speaker 1: and gave him the back of her head for the
- 27:50Speaker 1: space of a minute. When she cautiously faced around again,
- 27:53Speaker 1: a peach lay before her. She thrust it away. Tom
- 27:57Speaker 1: gently put it back. She thrust it away then, but
- 28:00Speaker 1: with less animosity, Tom patiently returned it to its place.
- 28:05Speaker 1: Then she let it remain. Tom scrawled on his slate,
- 28:08Speaker 1: please take it. I got more. The girl glanced at
- 28:12Speaker 1: the words but made no sign. Now the boy began
- 28:15Speaker 1: to draw something on the slate, hiding his work with
- 28:17Speaker 1: his left hand for a time The girl refused to notice,
- 28:21Speaker 1: but her human curiosity presently began to manifest itself by
- 28:24Speaker 1: hardly perceptible signs. The boy worked on apparently unconscious. The
- 28:30Speaker 1: girl made a sort of noncommittal attempt to see it,
- 28:32Speaker 1: but the boy did not betray that he was aware
- 28:34Speaker 1: of it. At last, she gave in and hesitatingly whispered,
- 28:39Speaker 1: let me see it. Tom uncovered a dismal caricature of
- 28:43Speaker 1: a house with two gable ends to it and a
- 28:45Speaker 1: corkscrew of smoke issuing from the chimney. Then the girl's
- 28:49Speaker 1: interest began to fasten itself upon the work, as she
- 28:51Speaker 1: forgot everything else. When it was finished, she gazed a moment,
- 28:55Speaker 1: then whispered, it's nice. Make a man. The artist wrecked
- 29:00Speaker 1: a man in the front yard that resembled a derrick.
- 29:02Speaker 1: He could have stepped over the house, but the girl
- 29:05Speaker 1: was not hypercritical. She was satisfied with the monster and whispered,
- 29:09Speaker 1: it's a beautiful man. Now make me coming along. Tom
- 29:13Speaker 1: drew an hour glass with a full moon and straw
- 29:16Speaker 1: limbs to it and armed the spreading fingers with a
- 29:19Speaker 1: portentous fan. The girl said, it's ever so nice. I
- 29:23Speaker 1: wish I could draw. It's easy, whispered Tom. I'll learn you.
- 29:27Speaker 1: Oh will you? When at noon do you go home
- 29:31Speaker 1: to dinner? I'll stay if you will good. That's a whack.
- 29:35Speaker 1: What's your name, Becky thatcher? What's yours? Oh? I know
- 29:39Speaker 1: it's Tom as Sawyer. That's the name they lick me by.
- 29:43Speaker 1: I'm Tom. When I'm good, you can call me Tom,
- 29:46Speaker 1: will you? Yes? Now? Tom began to scrawl something on
- 29:51Speaker 1: the slate, hiding the words from the girl, but she
- 29:53Speaker 1: was not backward this time. She begged to see, and
- 29:55Speaker 1: Tom said, oh, it ain't anything, Yes it is. No,
- 29:59Speaker 1: it ain't you. You don't want to see it? Yes,
- 30:01Speaker 1: I do, indeed I do. Please let me. You'll tell No,
- 30:05Speaker 1: I won't deed and deed and double deed, I won't.
- 30:08Speaker 1: You won't tell anybody at all ever as long as
- 30:10Speaker 1: you live. No, I won't ever tell anybody. Now let me. Oh,
- 30:15Speaker 1: you don't want to see now that you treat me?
- 30:18Speaker 1: So I will see. And she put her small hand
- 30:20Speaker 1: upon his, and the little scuffle ensued, Tom pretending to
- 30:24Speaker 1: resist in earnest, but letting his hand slip by degrees
- 30:27Speaker 1: till these words were revealed. I love you, Oh you
- 30:31Speaker 1: bad thing, and she hid his hand a smart rap,
- 30:34Speaker 1: but reddened and looked pleased. Nevertheless, just at this juncture,
- 30:39Speaker 1: the boy felt a slow, fateful grip closing on his ear,
- 30:42Speaker 1: and a steady lifting impulse. In that vice, he was
- 30:46Speaker 1: born across the house and deposited in his own seat
- 30:50Speaker 1: under a peppering fire of giggles from the whole school.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Then the master stood over him during a few awful moments,
- 30:57Speaker 1: and finally moved away to his throne without saying a word.
- 31:00Speaker 1: But although Tom's ear tingled, his heart was jubilant. As
- 31:04Speaker 1: the school quieted down, Tom made an honest effort to study,
- 31:08Speaker 1: but the turmoil within him was too great. In turn,
- 31:11Speaker 1: he took his place in the reading class and made
- 31:14Speaker 1: a botch of it, then in the geography class, and
- 31:17Speaker 1: turned lakes into mountains, mountains into rivers, and rivers into
- 31:20Speaker 1: continents till chaos was come again. Then in the spelling class,
- 31:24Speaker 1: and got turned down by a succession of mere baby words,
- 31:28Speaker 1: till he brought up at the foot and yielded up
- 31:31Speaker 1: the pewter metal which he had worn with ostentation for months.
- 31:36Speaker 1: End of chapter six