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FULL SHOW: Jono's Go Fund Me Moment · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the John oyan Ben podcast. Cheers to Delmark making
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  Speaker 1: the world a bitter tea there.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's how I think the teams are. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's good. What was it?
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't there an issue with the NRL One of the
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  Speaker 3: was at North Queensland. They made the finals and flights
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  Speaker 3: because all their fans.
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  Speaker 2: Had put the tickets. Oh jeez, we made it. We
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  Speaker 2: didn't expect to make it.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I know the cost of living crisis has rampant,
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  Speaker 3: us ferrials and the media spreading all the information about
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  Speaker 3: the cost of living.
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  Speaker 2: Christis though salary dollar fifty for like a bunch of said,
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  Speaker 2: I know that only that I was excited by that.
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  Speaker 2: But salary price is great times by salary guys. The
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  Speaker 2: dollar fifty for the full thing, not a half salary,
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  Speaker 2: full salary.
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  Speaker 3: I think you could probably count on your hands the
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  Speaker 3: number of people excited about a dollar fifty salary right now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but you know we've got picka pantry coming up speaking
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  Speaker 3: of the super market that's come out very Shortly's the
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  Speaker 3: cost of living a huge, huge issue? Okay? So we
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  Speaker 3: at the Cross the Road yesterday at the cafe and
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  Speaker 3: we've signed up to a loyalty prob have you signed
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  Speaker 3: up to the little.
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  Speaker 2: Bit of an ame wrong somehow?
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, but how do you spell beIN right?
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  Speaker 2: I don't put the bean in the Bee Boys, so
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  Speaker 2: I'll just roll that too late. Now it comes up
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  Speaker 2: every time I scoll on because you use on your phone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then it comes up on the screen be Boys.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like Bee Boys and reaganan could be a
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  Speaker 3: breakdown some combo exactly. So anyway, so scan the thing
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  Speaker 3: and the wonderful Bristol Behind the counter, she was like, oh, hey,
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  Speaker 3: just so you know, if you've earned enough points to
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  Speaker 3: pay for your coffee today minus thirty cents. And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, that's fine, when I may as well
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  Speaker 3: use the loyalty points and she's like, well, we'll just
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  Speaker 3: have to do the thirty cent transaction. I'm like, great, boom,
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  Speaker 3: swipe the credit card, walk away with cocky arrogance. Then
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  Speaker 3: I hear, excuse me, sir, it's decline oh for thirty
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  Speaker 3: thirty in front of people.
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  Speaker 2: She's doing in front of people as well. Surely thirty
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  Speaker 2: cents is that you know this regular we go across
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  Speaker 2: there and get hot drinks all the time. Tea you know, coffee.
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  Speaker 2: Surely that was like, that's a situation that you can.
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  Speaker 3: To your credit. She was lovely about it. She's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's that's sad.
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  Speaker 2: She said that to me.
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  Speaker 3: That's sad. Thirty stick thirty cents and doing it in
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  Speaker 3: front of me. She's like, I tell you what, I'll
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  Speaker 3: pay the thirty cents out of my money.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And she's like, I'll pay the thirty cents and then
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  Speaker 3: you can. You can sort me out another day. But
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  Speaker 3: she was, I tell you what, figuring out you got
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  Speaker 3: zero dollars and zero dignity at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: That was a humbling experience. It's an embarrassing decline.
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  Speaker 3: Even your credit cards. Like, mate, you're too much of
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  Speaker 3: a financial risk. I'm not even going to fort your
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  Speaker 3: thirty thirty cents.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a rough month on the old critics totally, well,
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  Speaker 2: I think you you forgot to put your invoice in
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  Speaker 2: then't you? Yeah, yes, yeah, put your invoice And I
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  Speaker 2: love this.
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  Speaker 3: Like the line for the next person who was standing
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  Speaker 3: there was like, do you want to start to give
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  Speaker 3: a little page?
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  Speaker 1: It's the jonaan Ben podcast today.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, riddled, riddled with junktie conjunctivice get a two
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  Speaker 3: thirty a miss on the old WhatsApp group saying, guys,
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  Speaker 3: both eyes glued shut at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yesterday it was one eye right, you're sleeping with
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  Speaker 2: one eye open. Literally.
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  Speaker 3: It is a nightmare when you have kajoke dividus though,
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  Speaker 3: because you look like a zombie who hasn't slept for
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: a hangover zombie, don't you because there's kind of that
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  Speaker 3: red sort of frame around your eyeball.
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  Speaker 2: And she was wearing sunglasses and yesterday looking ruth stylish,
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  Speaker 2: I know, but looking almost a little too cool for
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  Speaker 2: you know, like.
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  Speaker 3: Looked fantastic with those Sonny's on.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, Like, we had meetings after the show and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and everyone was like, well, what's up with it?
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  Speaker 3: Then when you took the glasses off, you're like, oh, big, God,
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  Speaker 3: put it back. We hope you hope she recovers. That's so,
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  Speaker 3: what is it. There's an antibiotic job.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, some sort of drops and antibiotics and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Sure speedy recovery and pray to God that we didn't catch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's now doing something in the mornings. And my
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  Speaker 2: cat a little bit overweight, and I went to the
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  Speaker 2: vet while back. He's like, you know the cat, you
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  Speaker 2: know when they grabbed the sort of you know animals,
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  Speaker 2: and they're like, yeah, it's a little.
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  Speaker 3: You've had a history of fatting up the animals, your
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  Speaker 3: dog the same thing. Well, it's like the do they
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  Speaker 3: like grab it a bit of the love handles and
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  Speaker 3: go ooh, not good.
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  Speaker 2: The cat's quite cute. The cat's friends with the neighbor's bunny,
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  Speaker 2: so he goes over and actually hangs out in plays
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  Speaker 2: with the neighbor's bunny, which is quite cool, and they
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  Speaker 2: sort of lie together and hang out together. But the
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  Speaker 2: bunny gets feed outside, so also the cat gets to
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  Speaker 2: get into the bunny food as well.
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  Speaker 3: So this sounds like a bloody Pixar movie. You should
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  Speaker 3: write a Pixar movie about it.
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  Speaker 2: So even though we only feed him a certain amount,
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  Speaker 2: the cat gets food elsewhere.
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  Speaker 3: So rabbits, they're just bloody carrots.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, he's got some palette. He eats little pellets
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  Speaker 2: and eats the rabbit pellets as well, so it's very clever.
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  Speaker 2: So there's getting some food. So he's a little bit chunky,
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  Speaker 2: so I know that he's got to he's got to
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  Speaker 2: watch his weight. But now he's got into a habit
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  Speaker 2: because I get up in the morning, like you, you
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  Speaker 2: get up early, no one in the house is up,
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  Speaker 2: so to go to the kitchen and start like making
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  Speaker 2: some snacks and stuff for my day and lunch, you know,
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  Speaker 2: And the cat's like, oh, someone's up. And now he
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  Speaker 2: comes and hangs out with me, and I get to
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  Speaker 2: enjoy some company. He usual, he ignores you, the cat,
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  Speaker 2: but he knows that I've got food and there's preparation
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  Speaker 2: going on and stuff. And now I'm like, oh, do
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  Speaker 2: I give him a little bit of chicken, a little
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  Speaker 2: bit ham or whatever it is if I'm making that
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  Speaker 2: sort of stuff. And I'm like, She's like, it's great
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  Speaker 2: to have company. And now it's like he's my four
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  Speaker 2: o'clock friend. We get up together. Yeah, but I'm enabling
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  Speaker 2: the cat, really are I?
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  Speaker 3: I do the same. I just want the dog to
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  Speaker 3: like me the best, you know. And then so after
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  Speaker 3: dinner because like sneakily in the kitchen, you know, how
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  Speaker 3: left over me, you know, you just everyone does it.
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  Speaker 2: Animal's favorite. Yeah, and it's the only time the cat,
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  Speaker 2: You're right, it's the only time the cat wants to
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  Speaker 2: hang out with me. Any other time of the day. Nothing,
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  Speaker 2: that's nothing to do with me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I know, which is quite humbling too, when
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  Speaker 3: you're like, well, if I don't have food, he doesn't
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  Speaker 3: like me, so but so.
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  Speaker 2: I'll do whatever I can do.
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  Speaker 3: You have the cat like that's the radio announcer in us.
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  Speaker 3: We want to be liked even my cats and dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Does he still does?
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  Speaker 3: He still just go go away for the entire day
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  Speaker 3: and come back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of the time already sleep on various
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  Speaker 2: beds and stuff. And yeah, it's the.
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  Speaker 3: Problem is rabbits. They don't move much, do they. That's
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  Speaker 3: why the cats because the cat's not burning he's not
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  Speaker 3: burning calories. I'm just sitting with this guy.
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  Speaker 2: He is hanging out with the rabbit.
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  Speaker 3: He's like your mate who just plays PlayStation smokes wheed
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  Speaker 3: all day the rabbit.
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  Speaker 2: So the cat needs some CrossFit friends, Yeah, to really
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  Speaker 2: work some of that out, some that weight off. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: next the six o'clock club. I've done this all week.
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  Speaker 2: Are you up? What are you doing? Why you up early?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you're feeding your cats sneakerly under the kitchen bench
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  Speaker 2: this morning. We'd love to hear from you. And thanks
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  Speaker 2: to the weekness of.
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  Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: We're exciting. That's here for a limited time only. There's
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  Speaker 2: pizza huts, all you can eat, the iconic all you
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  Speaker 2: can Eat. It's back only briefly, and I think it's
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  Speaker 2: all sold out. All the proceeds go to charity, but
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  Speaker 2: producia Elie. You were lucky enough to go along.
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  Speaker 5: I was so lucky the other night I got to
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  Speaker 5: go along to this pop up which is an Auckland.
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  Speaker 3: Did you make a perg of yourself? I did.
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  Speaker 5: I tried to control myself a little bit. When I
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  Speaker 5: was younger. I've got great memories of being younger. There
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  Speaker 5: was a pizza hut across the road from my Knippall Courts,
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  Speaker 5: so every end of year season thing would.
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  Speaker 3: Be there, Every birthday would be there.
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  Speaker 5: So I did a lot of pizza eating when I
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  Speaker 5: was younger, and I was so sad when they got
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  Speaker 5: rid of it.
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  Speaker 2: It was no.
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  Speaker 3: Ninety five, by the so previous that I think it
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  Speaker 3: was even cheaper than nine ninety five.
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  Speaker 2: You can eat pizza, salads and desserts for nine ninety five,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to grow with inflation. Now now it's
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  Speaker 3: thirty dollars all you can eat, which, like you say,
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  Speaker 3: it's good to charity.
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  Speaker 2: Seems reasonable for something you know. To iconic wasn't as
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  Speaker 2: good as you remember.
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  Speaker 5: It actually was, and they did such a good job
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  Speaker 5: of it. Like the most was the same for the most.
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  Speaker 5: The little marshmallows A little marshmallows, Oh that was great.
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  Speaker 3: What was it made out of?
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  Speaker 2: Don't ask you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's brown as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, the pizza really deep dish, like I feel like
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  Speaker 5: they did deeper dish back then, and so they mocked
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  Speaker 5: they like mocked that up. The chips had chicken salt
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  Speaker 5: on them, which I don't remember if they had that
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  Speaker 5: back in the day, but they were yummy.
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  Speaker 3: So it was the full all you can eat restaurant
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  Speaker 3: experience that you will walk up to the center yep.
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  Speaker 3: Serving area. Yeah yeah, scarlet bread everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: There was also a lovely Greek salad which no one touched.
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  Speaker 5: I laughed as I walked past this, like green salad
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  Speaker 5: not being eaten.
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  Speaker 3: Apologies to the Greeks out there.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of the thing back in the day too.
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  Speaker 2: That was the sellar bar as well, But I'm just
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  Speaker 2: kind of the effort guys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I never I never touched it back in
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  Speaker 5: the day, but like an.
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  Speaker 3: Obligation from Pizza responsible dining exactly.
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  Speaker 5: There are a lot of cameras going around because I
• 8:18
  Speaker 5: was at the media night and there was a lot
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  Speaker 5: of cameras, and I swear there's gonna be a hold
• 8:22
  Speaker 5: of photos and videos of me coming out that I
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  Speaker 5: just I must look at effect because I was just
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  Speaker 5: stuffing my face.
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  Speaker 2: No one ever looked with you the stuff crust there yourself. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: that's me.
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  Speaker 5: I think stuff crust is my favorite food of it
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  Speaker 5: not joking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you feel like you might have had a
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  Speaker 3: John Key hot dog moment? It's good eating a photograph.
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  Speaker 5: I'm genuinely worried about.
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  Speaker 3: What about Please stop fling me eating.
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  Speaker 2: It's not incredible how you got to experience that?
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  Speaker 5: Very jealous And I was lucky enough to take home
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  Speaker 5: too full boxes on pizza.
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  Speaker 3: They were like, didn't take these? Yes, I took two homes,
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  Speaker 3: throwing it out the door.
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  Speaker 5: Brought it home to my partner Sam, and I see
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  Speaker 5: this pizza on the bench. He's like, sweet And I'm
• 9:02
  Speaker 5: obviously getting up early now working with you, and so
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  Speaker 5: I said, make sure you put it back in the fridge.
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  Speaker 3: And I was that tired or full.
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  Speaker 5: And then I woke up at four am the next
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  Speaker 5: morning and guess what, that pizza was sitting on the bench,
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  Speaker 5: all warm and not refrigerated.
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  Speaker 2: So that was a waste. You're regretted about that one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, one job, one jobs. To be fair, I'm probably
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: the same in our relationship. Jin tells me a million don't.
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  Speaker 2: Forget to pick up the grandparents from the airport eleven
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  Speaker 2: thirty on Wednesday, And then I'm sitting at dinner that
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  Speaker 2: night and She's like.
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: Where are the grand parents?
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  Speaker 2: You just forget? You forget to do stuff. I can't
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: imagine you forget to do too much. I'm probably the
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  Speaker 2: opposite of my household. I'm the one but the to
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: do lesson reminding everyone else what today? Do you forget
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: to do stuff all the time? The calendars reminders. Stop
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: sending me so many calendar reminders. That's that notes everywhere,
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  Speaker 2: that's all sorts. Okay, we'll check this open.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, do you live in the household we have asked
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  Speaker 3: your partner other people of the household to do a
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  Speaker 3: simple task and they've completely forgotten. I do it all
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  Speaker 3: the time. With the supermarket shopping. I leave it in
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  Speaker 3: the boot of my car. Oh, yes, yeah, I did this.
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  Speaker 3: The other day.
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  Speaker 5: I bought two ice creams, two Magnums home for Sam
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  Speaker 5: and I left them in my backpack and they were
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  Speaker 5: all melted the next morning.
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  Speaker 2: So good it.
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  Speaker 5: So I do it too, Yeah, I do it to
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  Speaker 5: ill a matter.
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  Speaker 2: Jim was like, good, to make sure you get bananas
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  Speaker 2: from the supermarket, and then she texted me to say
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: you didn't get bananas. I got bananas and I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: find them.
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  Speaker 3: A week later. The bananas have been fast thing in
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  Speaker 3: the boots, fruit flies.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Everywhere, the hits that johonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Peter is talking to the un We're just having a
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: laugh because he was talking and they weren't really giving
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: them the attention that he thought he deserved, and so
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: he told them off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: A second cor pillar of our efforts must be respect
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  Speaker 6: for international humanitarian law and the bast extents of humanity
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  Speaker 6: that are per texts, or maybe a third principle. When
• 11:00
  Speaker 6: somebody's addressing you, the rest of the people in the
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  Speaker 6: room keep quiet.
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  Speaker 3: I love him now he's it doesn't change his level
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  Speaker 3: of grumpiness no matter what the environment. I can't wait
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: till I reach their stage in life. So winsteron Pieters,
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: what do they do it that you in because there's
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  Speaker 3: a lot of talking.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: A lot of talking. Does anything? Hope they do? Hopefully
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: they solve some stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not even listening to the guy talking. I
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: had his telephone number. What you've told your partner to
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: do a simple instruction or anyone in the household and
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: they really haven't followed through. We're going to kick things
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: off with Kylie this morning. How are you, Kylie?
• 11:39
  Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, good things So you going?
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're really well. You live with someone who doesn't
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: listen to simple instructions?
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  Speaker 7: Well, years ago I had lived with my family and
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  Speaker 7: my brother and he was meant to be cooking dinner
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  Speaker 7: and it was sausages and begs, and he threw the
• 11:54
  Speaker 7: sausages into the oven straight on the wire rex and
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  Speaker 7: we just had a house while because all of fat
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  Speaker 7: and stuff like leaked out of the sassages onto the
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  Speaker 7: bottom of the oven.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't create a fat fire, did it?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I would have thought they would have been all right
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: in the old oven. There would have sizzled away. But hey,
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: because I probably would put sausages in another on a
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: grill tray. I put them in a microwave. You ever
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: have that problem in the microwave? Hey tweet, thank you
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  Speaker 3: very much for your call simple instruction not to catch
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: the sausages on fire. I get that you're going to
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: get a sixty five dollars. Wearehouse about of this celebrating
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: sixty fifth anniversary of Barbie there at the moment.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, cheers, boys, all have a great weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Good on you, John O. Welcome, you're on Good Morning.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning guys.
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  Speaker 3: How are here with John?
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  Speaker 9: Well?
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  Speaker 3: Did you not listen to the simple instruction?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 10: When I was a kid, definitely, But now it's coming
• 12:45
  Speaker 10: back to help me as I'm an adult with my
• 12:48
  Speaker 10: kids and you're, you know, the h old lunch box
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  Speaker 10: and then you go on Monday to start making the
• 12:53
  Speaker 10: lunches and.
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  Speaker 2: The worst ones the end of the school holiday period,
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  Speaker 2: and I know that's up now. When you don't figure
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: that out, and then two weeks later you're like, oh
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  Speaker 2: loves boxes. Then you're like oh.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good reminder for today. Actually been isn't it
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  Speaker 3: last day of school term?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, A lot of rotten bananas. Yeah, they turn up
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  Speaker 3: because the parents check out too.
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  Speaker 2: It's on both of us. The school bed sat there
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  Speaker 2: for two weeks. I opened as well.
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  Speaker 3: They get on your John O. Sixty five dollars werehouse
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  Speaker 3: out for you, Scott morning. Hey guys, lovely to have
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  Speaker 3: you on simple instructions that weren't followed through.
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  Speaker 11: But mate, just in general, I've been trying to get
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  Speaker 11: the kids to listen a bit more and so I've
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  Speaker 11: just decided to stop doing things myself, and to be honest,
• 13:40
  Speaker 11: it's backfiring pretty badly.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, how is it working? But something
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: up pretty nice.
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  Speaker 11: Them trying to get them to feed the cat and
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  Speaker 11: you know, things like that, and then I just cattle
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  Speaker 11: just me out me all night next to the bed
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  Speaker 11: and I'll find out in the morning they didn't.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, the cat's like, yeah, like a runway model
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: at the moment. No one's been but at Lisa and
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: I suppose they have looks like an absolute shambles.
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  Speaker 2: No one's tidying up at the moment because you're trying
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: to prove a point, there's Scott.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly, And I'll tell you what the four year
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  Speaker 11: old listens better than the older ones. That backfires as well,
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  Speaker 11: because i'd've been trying to tell her she's been she
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  Speaker 11: was sick recently, not to not to leave the bucket,
• 14:17
  Speaker 11: you know, so she vomits. She vomits in the buckets,
• 14:19
  Speaker 11: so I don't clean up a mess. And she was
• 14:20
  Speaker 11: actually had diarrhea on the toilet and he'd lift a
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  Speaker 11: bucket in the lounge and decided to go and get
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  Speaker 11: it midway through.
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  Speaker 3: So that back Oh well, it's a well.
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  Speaker 1: Those are some details the hits that johonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: To go on Australia and the Rugby after just scraping
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  Speaker 2: not really the place that we do that well in
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: New Zealand. But I've got a bit of a hunch.
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  Speaker 2: Oh he loves hunting humping, two of his favorite hobbies.
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  Speaker 2: One he's allowed to do in the workplace. A Friday
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  Speaker 2: morning hunch that New Zealand will one, but the Aussies
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  Speaker 2: text hunch to four four eight seven will give that away?
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  Speaker 3: Can I now? For weeks now, I have submitted an
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  Speaker 3: of your hunters and you know you are refusing to
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: take part of my investigations.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: You tell me the hunch wasn't quite on the money
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: to tell me when have your hunters come through? Yeah?
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: I think I was looking good at halftime news zeleve
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: We're up by quite a lot and I was like
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: New Zealand to win easily and then Australia came back
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: at the end, so you know, but this week, hey, hey.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: How do you know when a hunch is a good
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: hunters and then you feel it?
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: You just feel it.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: How can you tell them between the difference between a
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: good hunch and indigestion?
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Well, that's true, it's tough. Sometimes it has been indigestion.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Now, Ellie producer, Elie lovely to have you in here.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Thank you for having me some huge news overnight in
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: the world of sports. Since we're here now, you're a
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Formula One fan.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: I am, I sure am. I love it and I've
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: loved it.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Since I was a kid.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: And what's happened overnight big news.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: We now, starting from the next race, which is in
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: a few weeks, like three weeks, we have a Keiwi
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: that's gonna be in the Formula One season for the
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: rest of the season.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Co So Liam Lawson, Yeah, he's got the job because
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: they've been talking about it though he was going to
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: get it, not going to get it. So he's finally
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: got it.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: He's finally got it. So he's been in the wings
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: for years. Actually he did if too quite a few
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: years ago, and he's kind of just been sitting there waiting.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: And then last year he actually filled in for a
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: couple of races when Daniel Ricardo, who's an Aussie driver,
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: broke his hand. Liam came in smashed it like, did
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: the best he could have done. But then he still
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: didn't get a seat, didn't get a seat, and there's
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: been rumors and rumors and now basically Daniel Ricardo, unfortunately,
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: who I also love, he's actually been dropped mid season
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: from the Red Bull Racing team, not that it's the
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Junior one.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Megan's a big fan too of Formula One. She was
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: playing me the video of the poor guy. And he's
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: had a race and he obviously hasn't done as well
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: as he hoped. And yeah, his voice is quivering easily.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: You can just tell it's the end of.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: His career and that's terrifying.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very bittersweet, actually, because I'm a huge jenuor
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Carter fan, and I'm a hugely and Lawson fan, So
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: I'm really sad about Danny leaving. But I'm very happy
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: for Liam because he very much deserves it. And this
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: is the first time we've had a Kiwi and if
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: one since about twenty eighteen, i'd say, yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: So it's very exciting, very elite group of people too.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: You know, you look at everyone in the world who drives,
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Will I drive?
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: You drive?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: To have them as the group we have any twenty.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Drivers twenty Yeah, so he's pretty much it'll we set
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: up to go.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's incredible and I'm hoping. We don't know whether
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: he's going to be in next season. There's about six
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: races left. We don't know if he'll be in next season,
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: but I'm guessing if he does a good job, he'll
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: be signed.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: I'm sure, correct me if I'm wrong. This is the
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: team that's managed by Ginger Spice's husband, so.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: That is Christian Horner, and he manages the whole Red
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Bull team. This is actually RB which is the junior team.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: So yes, it's technically the same company, but it's basically
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: the Red Bull junior team, That's what i'd say. But
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: they're in the if one races.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: So what do you see Ginger Spice's husband in the office.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Hey, well yeah, he's not calling it justices husband has
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: even got the trouble of going Jerry Holly, well.
• 18:13
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  Speaker 2: As we mentioned before, this weekend clocks go forward an
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• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Now, we did ask earlier in the show, if you're
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: doing an overnight shift, do you lose an hour's pay
• 18:29
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  Speaker 3: at the end of the day. Now, Comedian Paxiesati will
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  Speaker 3: know from seven Days is wonderful show raised by refugees
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  Speaker 3: and as many stand up gigs over the years. He
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  Speaker 3: is about to go on tour and he joins us
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  Speaker 3: on the phone right now, good morning, good morning.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Pasaesati secrets. Are you going on tour around the country?
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  Speaker 1: You?
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  Speaker 9: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Do you work? Does the name come first? Does the
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  Speaker 2: name come last? Wen, it's when you're coming up with
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: the comedy show.
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: Honestly, the name popped up.
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  Speaker 4: The image that we wanted to use was me doing
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  Speaker 4: fingers to the mouth shush yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Like a nineties sort of I've seen you crouch down,
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: sort of.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Telling the world to be quiet. And the name came
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: from the image. And then I had to write a
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  Speaker 4: show around that, which is the worst way to write
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  Speaker 4: a comedy show.
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  Speaker 9: I took that route, but actually.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: What it did sorr if I'm a little bit pussed,
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: I'm walking. I'm crazy who walks when it's not even
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  Speaker 4: COVID time?
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: But anyway, where are you walking to?
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: I've just decided to do morning walks forth and for
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: the creative process and get my mental juices flow.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: It is it helping? Did you find that it's a helpful.
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: Game have known you joke?
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Tell you what the steps are through the roof?
• 19:52
  Speaker 9: Mate, steps are through the roof?
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Oh you are very funny. Packs you know many comedy
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  Speaker 2: shows over the years, TV shows, seven Days raised by refugees.
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  Speaker 2: But to people recognize you for your voiceover work for
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: two degrees, is here what they were going, that's the
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: voice for two degrees.
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: I have become the two degrees guy.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Which is so offensive because I have this body of
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: work and the thing that's made me the most famous
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: is walking into a studio and saying ads, which was like,
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: as far as telecommunications companies go, two degrees is kind
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: of the hit one, the kind of like almost like
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: the indie one. So it's kind of the cooler one
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: to be a part of. But I'm like, hey, guys
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: are more than that.
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: You know, more than people yelled.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Sometimes people yelled the wrong company at me, and I'm like, no,
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: it's the wrong company.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: We're the cooler one, more indie one.
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm the indie one.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Pactice Sarti with us. Great to image of you on
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: the Instagram a couple of months ago. You must have
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: been in the States with Comedy Legends. Sarah Silverman David
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Spades in the photo there as well.
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was crazy.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: That was That was an insane experience. The way that
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: happened was I'm lucky enough to have an agent in
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: LA and my agent set up a comedy show for
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: me to do, and I had no idea that I
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: was going to be doing a gig with Literal Global
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Superstar Comedy Legends. There was one of the most shocking
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: experiences when I walked into the room and walked into
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: the green room and Sarah Silverman and David Spade and
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Peete Holmes were just sitting there. Here's the thing. I
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: killed the gig, like, I crushed the gig itself, being
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: on stage talking to the audience. I bombed the green room.
• 21:24
  Speaker 9: It was so awkward, so weird.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: At one point, at one point I called David Spade,
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: David Spade, so interesting, David Spade, You're like, are you okay?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I am taking my backstage brandy here.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: Was bad. Yeah, the gig was great. The backstage gig
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: I bombed.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: But did they give you any advice? Were you asking
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: them for atty tips and tricks?
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: A lot of their advice boiled down to this industry
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: will take your soul and crush you into a fine powder.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: And I went home and I came back to New Zealand.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Now Ben has stumbled across something gold on your Instagram
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: which you probably haven't known.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, of course, you know, like you know your
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: great Instagram, you get comments from people you know reacting. Well,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: there's a couple of comments. Have you ever seen comments
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: popping up from the Trident Tavern and one hunger Now
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: they commented There was two of the things. I was
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: looking through and doing some research for the interview and
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, they've commented once on one of
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: your posts and then they've commented a couple of weeks
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: earlier on another post. Now, so this is what they've
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: said on one of your posts. Hey mate, when you're
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: in this to you a mate, when you're in Auckland,
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  Speaker 2: pop into the Trident Tavern for a hard session on
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  Speaker 2: the jugs bean ticking. Mate, we have the hardest drinkers,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: love to have some laughs with you. Very positive, very
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: great stuff. So that's a message. And then the second
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  Speaker 2: one was beauty stuff mate. If you want to drink
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  Speaker 2: with Auckland's hardest drinkers, come down to the Trident Tavern.
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  Speaker 2: Great meals if you need to line your stomach. We
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  Speaker 2: have four poke's and a claw machine machine. So I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if you've been there, but they obviously want
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: to have you in the establishment. Packs.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: They definitely and they definitely would like me to engage
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: with their establishment. I someone needs to tell them that
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I've never had alcohol in my life. I had a
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: hard night on the jugs. I think my liver would
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: just I'm not a hard night on the drug sort
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: of guy.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Very funny pack lovely to catch up with you and
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: we'll meet for lunch at the trin in one day.
• 23:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well that sounds lovely.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: The hats the jonaan Ben podcast.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: My daughter and I see her to a podcast called
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: When I Grow Up. It's aimed, you know, at a
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: young girls, trying to inspire them, talking to inspirational women
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  Speaker 2: and you know, if you want to listen with your
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: kids or get your kids to listen, that really is
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  Speaker 2: really incredible. Some of the guests we've had like Karen Walker,
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  Speaker 2: Lucy Lawless, and this week Kayleie Bell Country Music Star,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: which she is incredible. She's you know, she's just such
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  Speaker 2: a hard worker and been, you know, a huge fan
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: of country since the country wasn't as big as it
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: was now, you know, like doing that.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: The country was a punchline.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Oh cool the Country Music Awards, Yeah exactly, and our
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  Speaker 2: country is huge and she's incredible. She has such great
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  Speaker 2: advice that she could pass on as well. But one
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: of the scariest things that she did was she went
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: on that TV show The Voice and yeah, you know,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: the reality music show Keeping Cheers, Good Tears, And it
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: was like the day before they were like, oh, the
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: song that we thought you were going to sing, which
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: was like the Dixie Checks Landslide. They're like, no, we
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: want you to do an original song because you do
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: a song about Keith Urban, the country music star, and
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: he's one of the judges. And they were like the
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: day before, they're like, you're going to do that song
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: and she was like okay. So she was singing the
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: song to Keith Urban, his back was turned, and she
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: talked about how scary it was walking out onto the set.
• 24:34
  Speaker 12: Of The Voice, looking through those doors of the Voice
• 24:36
  Speaker 12: and it's silent, like it is so quiet, it's just
• 24:40
  Speaker 12: like your heels are like just doing that like a
• 24:41
  Speaker 12: click clock, and it was just so daunting. I just
• 24:44
  Speaker 12: remember standing there and it takes like they kind of
• 24:47
  Speaker 12: allow you thirty seconds or something to kind of get
• 24:50
  Speaker 12: in the zone. But it's actually the most terrifying thirty
• 24:53
  Speaker 12: seconds of your life because you're like, I'm singing to
• 24:56
  Speaker 12: the like singing.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: To the back of a tear is terrifying.
• 24:59
  Speaker 12: Litt alone, I was thinking to Keith Urban a song
• 25:03
  Speaker 12: that I've written, like as a tribute. It was just
• 25:05
  Speaker 12: there was a lot of layers. But again, one of
• 25:10
  Speaker 12: the scariest things that I've ever done has turned into
• 25:13
  Speaker 12: seriously one of the most like rewarding.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: She's measured. If Keith didn't turn around, there would have been, Yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: that would have been terrified. What if he doesn't like
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: the song I'm written about?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: And you want to know, what if he doesn't know
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: it's about him too? You're like, I've been like I say,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: but over emphasized, Keith, it's you, It's about you. But
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: he did turn around, and all the judges turned around.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: But then they bloom and blot Keith herban from being
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: your mentor. Oh so he didn't even so he chose
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: her as the mentor. He was the first to turn around.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: They all turned around, and then there was a dumb
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: reality TV show rule that you could block and you
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: could snake someone else's you know, person and they snake
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: bloody off. Yeah, so she didn't get to work with
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Keith Herban and.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: She wrote as well, so ment it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I can't I can't remember. I mean Jessica Melboy or
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: something like that one of the other judges, or Reda
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Aora was on the other judges.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: But yeah, she's like, this.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Is great, but I didn't write a song about a
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: mobile exactly. So that really is a fascinating chat. Cadie
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Beell's incredible. She talks about our working with sharing as well,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: what she learned with performing before him and hard work
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: as well. So I catch it right now. We ever
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: get your podcast. It's called When I Grow Up?
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: How country is she? Did she park a tractor in
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: the work Harper? I want to know.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I don't actually see she's chewing some hay. Yeah, she's
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: pretty country. It was a lot of time in Nashville,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: so I don't know if she parked the tractor down stairs.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the visitor park so they're always open for tre
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  Speaker 2: is not fun in anyone's language?
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  Speaker 11: Is it?
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Tell me that in Spanish? So that doesn't sound fun, French,
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: any language. I just want to addressing in an email.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: There's been firing around. We do staff opinion surveys here
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  Speaker 3: at work, like a lot of companies do. They're anonymous,
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• 26:55
  Speaker 2: And you eventually do it. You feel like you're the
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• 27:01
  Speaker 2: And then there's still one more person and was like,
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  Speaker 3: And then obviously people off of feedback and you know,
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I replied to some of them because they don't know
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: who they're replying to. It's all anonymous. But I've only
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: had one response back, and this was on a group email,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: and I was like, here's an idea. Why don't we
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: just all hit reply all and just have an open conversation.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: He's come back, Matt our boss. He's the great idea. Johno,
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: let's start with this one, and he screenshoted a response
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: from the survey that says what's on your mind right
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: now that you'd like to tell us? And someone wrote
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: in size eighteen font Johno sucks it was thanks for sharing,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: appreciate your feedback.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: So it could be anyone. I mean really could be
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: anyone there. I don't know that, but well anyone could
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: have written that.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: So yeah, so now I regret saying this. We had
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: a fun couple of weeks trying to find a new
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: move for New Zealand's newest football team in the A League,
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: the Australasian Football League, haven't we Yeah.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Aukland FC October nineteenth is their first game, which is
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: rolling around really quickly. Get your tickets right now, a
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: mount smart. The first game is going to be it'll
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: be really historic seeing the first time that the Knights,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: the Black Knights run out there on the paddock, and
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: we've been trying to get a move to inspire the fans.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: The players maybe might want to use it if they
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: score a goal. We pitched to move. The afternoon show
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Medie and PJ also pitched to move, and people have
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: been voting for their favorite move. Ours was actually Meghan
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: came up with it. She was like, well, it's the
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Black Knights, why don't we do the knighthood, you know,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: which is pretty simple to her. I for players scores
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: a goal, they can get down on one knee and
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: another plaque and pretend to night them with the sword.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: It's a two person role playing jenary sword.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: But if you're in the crowd, you can turn next
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: to the person next year and pretend to do it,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: you know, with the sword.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Why don't we get much rubber swords that everyone else,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: you know, swing the swords around great great spitball and
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: not the thing. They can be hit swords.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it, love it.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I'll get the finest children on China and the factory
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: onto it.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: They could be carb or they'd be rubber, they could
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: be whatever you know you're they could be metal. It
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: could be but yeah, that.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Seems a expensive and slightly slightly hazardous.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: You don't want to get football fans something too sharp, drunk.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Football fans with medals. Great idea, Yes, anyway, we'll talk
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: about that off you.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: But keep an eye out at the head stock kinds
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: ear because you could have your chance of one two
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars by uploading a video of yourself
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: doing our winning move. And I'd like to see, like,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: this is what I'd like to say. I'd like to
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: see someone doing something. You know, you're like, oh, I've
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: put some toast of the toaster and popped up. I
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: catch the toast and then you do the move, you know,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: something to celebrate, you.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Know, your life celebrations.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got a park right outside the shop that
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: you needed to walk into exactly. Yeah, you do the
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: little knighthood. Yeah, you can talk to yourself. You could
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: do it to someone else. You can night yourself.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: So that's the move. Now, I've never started I've never
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: started a move. How do we get the ground? How
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: do we get the ground swelled? Let's talk to the
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: guy who invented planking, yeah, or the lady who invented
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: twerking or something. I don't know.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: I don't yeah, I mean maybe nothing that comes like
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: a TikTok thing that people get onto.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know, the architect of dabbing. They might have
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: some tips on how to it feels like, do you
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: force it?
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: No?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: They want to force it too much. But I guess
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: we are giving time and fifty dollars as a reward
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: If you want to get I think the key is
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: getting the players to do it. Yeah, if we need
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: to get inside the camp.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Like savings at this weekend, the clocks go forward forward
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: at two o'clock I think on Sunday morning, early Sunday
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: morning in New Zealand. Does that mean if you're working
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: a night shift, like an overnight shift, one less ound.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Look, if you start at ten pm and finish
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: at six.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: You get one less sounds. You do work. Yeah, but
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: then the the stinct thing is, in like six months time,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: you probably have to one extra hour.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Is in the case, it's almost worth getting an overnight
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: shift just to enjoy that one less hour of work,
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: just so you can say, unless.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: You're getting paid by the hour and then they're like,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: oh mate.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Whatever's in that scenario?
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Does the company.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Seven? Actually if you are if you are doing that,
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: you've been on a picture station attendance. Yeah. I mean
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: a lot of people do work through the night. So
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: what actually happens went round daylight savings?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Are you sixy and you know it? Since our six
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: o'clock club.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: We love love hanging out with the special six o'clock
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Club to select few group of group a few people,
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: a kind of like the Freemasons, isn't it this club
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: or the tea birds? Fresh Freemason? I don't really understand that, and.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: I always get them confused and call them the stone Masons.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's the stone Cutters on the Simpsons. Well
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: so I don't know what.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Freemasons are. They're old school, aren't they? What
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: goes on inside there?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, as well?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Were checking how many things you want to check out
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: there this morning? Are you? What are you doing? Okay?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe a Freemason who works for the night. Then then.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: I both have basis, what are the free Basons doing?
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: And do you get doctor now part Daylight Savings?
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get him of the Shari sorry on the
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: phone this morning? How are you?
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, you're sixty and you know Sharie, Welcome
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: to the six o'clock Club.
• 32:21
  Speaker 13: Thank you.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Now, what are you doing up on a Friday this early?
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 32:25
  Speaker 13: Well, I do a night shift and they call us
• 32:29
  Speaker 13: maternity nurses, so we look after newborn baby. Oh yeah,
• 32:34
  Speaker 13: so I do that overnight and then I jump in
• 32:37
  Speaker 13: my car listen to you guys as I drive to
• 32:39
  Speaker 13: Auckland Hospital, and I do a day shift for a
• 32:42
  Speaker 13: couple of hours at Auckland Hospital, and.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: God, so you're pulling two shifts back to Beck. What
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: time do you actually finish work.
• 32:52
  Speaker 13: I'll finish at eleven thirty this morning. What time did
• 32:55
  Speaker 13: you start ten o'clock last night?
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Did any sleep? Do you get a little bit of sleep?
• 33:02
  Speaker 13: Sometimes? If I'm in like a private home, I do.
• 33:05
  Speaker 13: If I'm in a hospital, no, Sometimes I'm in like
• 33:08
  Speaker 13: a community sort of style house. So yeah, it's a
• 33:11
  Speaker 13: big it's a big long thanks.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: That's a good job to do.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's amazing what you do now now overnights
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: you work overnight to what happens in the daylight saving
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: situations you know?
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I heard you talk about that.
• 33:23
  Speaker 13: I don't really know. I'm sure it just disappears into
• 33:25
  Speaker 13: the I don't know.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: The DHB is like, let's just hope they don't notice
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: this one save some crossing. And now are you a
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: freemason as well?
• 33:34
  Speaker 13: No?
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Sorry, no, I was with a shot. Well how are
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: we going to hook you up for sixty five dollars
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: to speed at the warehouse and enjoy that you get
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: some sleep this morning.
• 33:43
  Speaker 13: Thank you so much.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Are you very welcome? You want to keep this coming through. Yeah,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: let's do this and do another one. We'll do another
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: one next So I had the head. So you're sixty
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: and you know the six o'clock club.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Why are you up? Are you pulling at nineteen hour shift?
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: My poor CHERI the hits that John wan Ben.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Podcast texts hanging out with us Who's having the best weekend?
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: We love to do this every Friday, heading into the weekend,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: find out which island is having the best weekend. We
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: have two representatives of each island. Come on. From the
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Hats and christ Church we have Connor and from the
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Hats out of Wellington we have Hailey.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They both likely suggest what we should be doing
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: this weekend. Sometimes it's a little forceful, isn't it what
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: we should be doing this weekend?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Connor, lovely to have you on baby get out now.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I'll be following you on the talk mate.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: And you've been doing a wonderful expose in christ Church
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: City on the seagull Pit, which is in the middle
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: of the sea. We've walked past the seagull pit many times.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: It's like a giant construction site where seagulls really have
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: made themselves at home.
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, pretty much what happened was after the earthquakes, like
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: so many other places in christ Church, they just leave
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: holes on the ground, soup filled up with water, and
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: then seagulls decided to nest the airend because it's spring,
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: giving their checks.
• 34:57
  Speaker 10: And so if you walk past.
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: The seagull pit, they get quite defensive and more often
• 35:02
  Speaker 8: than not swoop you as you're just trying to enjoy it.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hundreds and hundreds of seagulls. I would hate to
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: be the property developer who takes over that place because
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: evicting those tenants is going to be a nightmare. Anyway.
• 35:13
  Speaker 10: Catholic Church, it's the Catholic Church.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: Oh do they Yeah, they do.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Oh well, well, let's hope the seagulls have a wonderful weekend.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: But what is happening in the south this weekend.
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: Well, it's pretty straightforward, this event based on the moonshine.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, Haley, can we have less of the throats clearing?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: You give them a chance. You can't just go all
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: over the top of that, you'll get your your charts
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: all right, we want to hear what he has to say.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Sorry, it's great.
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: It seemed to be a really fun and yummy fish
• 35:56
  Speaker 8: and moonshine, whiskey and cheese. Weell you pretty much sit
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: in a vineyard just outside of Blenham, drink moonshine, whiskey
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: and each geese. That's pretty much what it is. It
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: sounds fantastic.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: What a wonderful way to spend the weekend. Moonshine, whiskey
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: and cheese. Three have been favorite things. And what else
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: is happening?
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: An epic double header roller Derby Extravaganza cow Stadium and
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: Christs Tomorrow Saturday.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: You've got the double in Derby.
• 36:18
  Speaker 8: Welcoming visitors from Nelson and Limutucker to take on a
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: couple of local christ juge teams. And these people, I'm
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: not sure if you've seen roller Derby, but they basically
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: strengthen themselves up and your helmets from your alad and
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: just smash into each other for about an hour.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Follow spot. Megan used to play it. We've tried out
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: a couple of times, and you just spend a lot
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: of time on your backside. But if you're not very
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: good like us.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: We honestly turned out to do it, and they're like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: we'll just show you how it works.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: And then a.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Lady literally broke her broke her shoulder in front of us. Yeah,
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: and they're like, so she had to get shipped off
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: by Saint John's and they're like, now it's your two okay. Yeah,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: and Hailey, what is happening in the North ol Connor?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Fear is fear?
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: At some point during Hailey, rent, you get your cough
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: and clear your throat.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: We'll give you. We'll give you a three to five
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: second time period. You pick your moment. Okay, yeah, thank you.
• 37:08
  Speaker 14: Well, I'm steering down a bus driving towards mem about.
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: To get on so nice and sweet and quick.
• 37:13
  Speaker 14: I've got well, of course, the rugby all that it's
• 37:16
  Speaker 14: taking on, the Wallabies and the Capitol this Saturday night.
• 37:20
  Speaker 14: We've also in topor got a school holiday's cupcake decorating
• 37:24
  Speaker 14: competition the first week of school holidays.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
• 37:32
  Speaker 9: I would say that the Seagulls.
• 37:37
  Speaker 14: And then the Capital Wellington had a huge event.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Wow, world of wearable.
• 37:44
  Speaker 14: Yeah weekend, it's hard to beat, it's hard.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: To be you can't be Wellington on a good day,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: and what a day this weekend with the rugby and
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: wear a.
• 37:52
  Speaker 15: B even you're kind of going, yeah, Haley, I have
• 37:58
  Speaker 15: apart from you, even when you try to advertised Connor,
• 38:00
  Speaker 15: but I'm going to give it to you again this
• 38:02
  Speaker 15: week because it's a huge weekend in Wellington and the
• 38:04
  Speaker 15: North Island's going to win because of that.
• 38:07
  Speaker 14: Amazing thanks guys.
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: I will clear my throat more next time.