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Hour 1 - All Quiet on the Western Front · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: But here an hour number one, it's all about juicy
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  Speaker 1: NFL news. The come Oys have reportedly not started contract
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  Speaker 1: talks with Michael Parsons defensive stalwart. What do you read
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  Speaker 1: into this? Also, the Ravens remained silent regarding Justin Tucker.
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  Speaker 1: How do you interpret that one? And where are you at?
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  Speaker 1: On NFL draft gurus saying Shuder Sanders should be a
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  Speaker 1: late first or early second round pick in an ideal world,
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  Speaker 1: although he is projected to be drafted near the top,
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  Speaker 3: All is quiet on the Western Front unless it's not welcome.
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  Speaker 4: Showb So our lead this hour is from football. Things
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  Speaker 4: should ratchet up in terms of activity over the next
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  Speaker 4: couple of days. The Scouting Combine is coming up in
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  Speaker 4: a couple of days, always a big event for gossip,
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  Speaker 1: We have that to look forward to. Also, before we
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  Speaker 1: Dallas and how I am Cowboys?
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  Speaker 2: Now? Did the Cowboys make a big trade over the weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: They did not? Have you heard the latest?
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  Speaker 1: Perhaps you have not heard the latest on this The
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  Speaker 1: Dallas has not yet discussed a contract extension. Onten have
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  Speaker 1: not discussed an extension with Micah Parsons, who is currently
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  Speaker 1: on track to hit the market after the upcoming NFL
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  Speaker 1: season in September, that he is not locked into Dallas
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  Speaker 1: past twenty twenty five. Now the Cowboys are spinning this
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  Speaker 1: saying nothing to see here, everything is fine, and that
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  Speaker 1: they will not talk contract prior to the scouting combine,
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  Speaker 1: which begins in a couple of days. Now I say that, well,
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  Speaker 1: Michael Parson's own brother went on a social media tirade
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  Speaker 1: hinting that Jerry Jones team and MICHAEH. Parsons are very
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  Speaker 1: very far apart. Like the size of.
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  Speaker 2: The Grand Canyon, They're very far apart. So let us
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  Speaker 2: discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys have reportedly not started any contract negotiations with
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  Speaker 1: Michael Parsons.
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  Speaker 2: What do you read into this? If anything?
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  Speaker 1: So, I've got Sotherby's auction house, hearing Test, and Amtrak,
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  Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 1: we are going to make crunchy tacos. Why not the
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  Speaker 1: greatest crunchy, greatest taco is the crunchy taco, and I
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  Speaker 1: will I will fight to the death on that. All right, So,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, the Micah Parsons story, as we do
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  Speaker 1: the show today, at this moment, right now today, it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't whisper. It screams that Parsons is not a massive
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  Speaker 1: priority like you think, Hey, this guy's the face of
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  Speaker 1: the defense of the Dallas Cowboys. We've got to do
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  Speaker 1: everything we can right away. He is the most important
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  Speaker 1: part of the offseason. To sign Michael Parsons to an extension.
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  Speaker 1: If you truly thought he was a generational defensive player.
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  Speaker 1: Would that not be the first move that you would
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  Speaker 1: make if you're Jerry Jones, He answers, Yes, of course
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  Speaker 1: you would make that move. But it's not a massive priority.
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  Speaker 1: It's fair to say because there's been no talks. The
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys have had plenty of time. What are they doing there?
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  Speaker 1: They're playing with their hands there. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: they're doing. But the salary cap has gone up, so
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  Speaker 1: there's a little bit more money to futts around with.
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  Speaker 1: Dallas has an opportunity, or my gut tells me that
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys will be doing some old multitasking here that
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  Speaker 1: Southeby's auction house will be brought in and they're on standby,
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  Speaker 1: not quite yet, but they're on standby, and Parsons can
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  Speaker 1: be yours if the bid is right, meaning a silent
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  Speaker 1: auction if you will. And the Cowboys while they are
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  Speaker 1: doing two things at the same time, chewing gum and
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  Speaker 1: trying to walk at the same time. Here they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be talking contract parameters with Micah Parsons. I don't doubt
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  Speaker 1: there'll be some conversations that take place at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: He will be placed right next to those old oil.
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  Speaker 1: Paintings and jewelry and watches and all that stuff at
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  Speaker 1: the Southeby's auction house.
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  Speaker 2: And now that doesn't mean Jerry Jones.
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  Speaker 1: Actually has the balls the footballs to pull the trigger.
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  Speaker 1: He typically does not, does not get rid of players
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  Speaker 1: that he deems to be a star. He hates to
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  Speaker 1: do that, and then when he does, he tries to
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  Speaker 1: bring them back. And so it's a weird dynamic there
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  Speaker 1: with Jerry Jones. But based on the fact that there's
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  Speaker 1: been no movement up until this point, it tells you
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  Speaker 1: that the Cowboys have not made Michael Parsons a number
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  Speaker 1: one the biggest priority there. And you see what, see
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  Speaker 1: what the market is he see what I can get
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  Speaker 1: for that. It's like putting someone on eBay, post it
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  Speaker 1: on eBay, see if anybody bids on it. Maybe somebody
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  Speaker 1: wants it, maybe they're willing to bid on it. And
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  Speaker 1: a couple people in there, you go, But I look
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  Speaker 1: at Michael Parsons from thirty thousand feet up in the sky,
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  Speaker 1: and I see a guy who is the defensive version
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  Speaker 1: of Dak Prescott, meaning low information fans. The dumb fan
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  Speaker 1: sees Michael Parsons, Oh, look at the stats, he's so good.
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  Speaker 1: It all turned on. But then you watch the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: against better opponents, and Michaeh Parsons more times than not
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  Speaker 1: gets bottled up in big games. He doesn't rise up,
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  Speaker 1: which may saim a stat bandito against weaker opponents. Better
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  Speaker 1: teams have been able to consistently handcuff Micah Parsons time
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  Speaker 1: and again. And at some point, I know it's only
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  Speaker 1: been a couple of years and all that, but at
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  Speaker 1: some point you gouna said, well, who is the real
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  Speaker 1: Michaeh Parsons. Is this a guy that's just gonna put
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  Speaker 1: up empty numbers against the weak opponent, or is this
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  Speaker 1: a guy that's gonna end up better than that and
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  Speaker 1: really make his mark against the better team. Now, secondly,
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  Speaker 1: we pivot now to Bolt Demre, Maryland, where the seafood
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  Speaker 1: is fresh and the football is foul as the Ravens
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  Speaker 1: having nothing to say. Now, the kicker, if you missed
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  Speaker 1: it over the weekend. The Friday news dump leading into
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  Speaker 1: the weekend, Ravens kicker Justin Tucker is reportedly under investigation
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  Speaker 1: now by the NFL, the NFL Investigative Arm. They are
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  Speaker 1: known as the Keystone Cops, and they are investigating as
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  Speaker 1: to multiple women and is it inappropriate touchy feely eye
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  Speaker 1: contact act during massage therapy sessions that things went a
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  Speaker 1: little sideways there. Now the league is currently interviewing three
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  Speaker 1: of the women. They have plenty of other women if
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  Speaker 1: they want to talk to them, and they plan on
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  Speaker 1: talking to more. No criminal charges of any kind have
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  Speaker 1: been filed. The Ravens have said nothing at all. Zip
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  Speaker 1: bo all right, So that's interesting if you're keeping score
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  Speaker 1: at home. The total number of allegations has grown now
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  Speaker 1: to sixteen. So that is eleven starters and five backups,
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  Speaker 1: or eleven starters a kicker upon her a long snapper,
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  Speaker 1: and then two backups, if you want to do it
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  Speaker 1: that way. So the Ravers remain mum is the word.
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  Speaker 1: They remain silent regarding Justin Tucker. So how do you
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  Speaker 1: interpret the lack of any kind of verbiage, not even
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  Speaker 1: the boilerplate response from the Ravens. So this is a
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  Speaker 1: hearing test situation. It's a hearing test situation. Now what
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  Speaker 1: does that mean. The silence is deafening, is what it means.
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  Speaker 1: And it's equal parts distracting. It's unpleasant, and it's ominous.
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  Speaker 1: It's all of those things. Tucker is not long for
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  Speaker 1: the Baltimore football team, and he's got a defect.
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  Speaker 2: He is no longer a great kicker.
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  Speaker 1: If he was a great kicker, the Ravens would have
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  Speaker 1: come out with some kind of statement talked about how,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we stand by our players and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: let league investigation play out. They didn't even do that.
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  Speaker 1: But Tucker is a diminished asset, and as a diminished asset,
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  Speaker 1: he is at the end of his career. You look
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  Speaker 1: at the age, you look at the way he played
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  Speaker 1: last year, and it's trending the wrong direction. He is
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  Speaker 1: no longer mister automatica. And so when you do a
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  Speaker 1: cost benefit analysis of what's going on Baltimore, you don't
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  Speaker 1: need me to tell you that they're going to have
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  Speaker 1: a new kicker and that they'll likely draft a kicker
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  Speaker 1: and some guy from directional you will be the new
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  Speaker 1: kicker for the Ravens and they'll cut the cord and
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  Speaker 1: then that'll be that.
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  Speaker 2: Now, final thought, We now.
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  Speaker 1: Pivot to the NFL Combine, which begins later this week,
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  Speaker 1: but it will not will not have one of the
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  Speaker 1: plumb draft picks throwing the football. A recent report did
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  Speaker 1: not also have much positivity to say about that same
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  Speaker 1: particular player. We're talking about the former Colorado quarterback Where
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  Speaker 1: are you at?
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  Speaker 2: Where are you at?
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  Speaker 1: On NFL draft curus saying Shuder Sanders should be a
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  Speaker 1: late first round or second round pick, early second round pick.
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  Speaker 1: In an ideal world. This is a player that's being
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  Speaker 1: tags a top ten pick away from number one to
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  Speaker 1: number ten and likely more so one to five. But
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  Speaker 1: the recent reporting says the actual guru say, based on
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  Speaker 1: his ability shoulder Sanders should be drafted late first round
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  Speaker 1: or early into the second rounds.
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  Speaker 2: So where are you at?
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  Speaker 1: So these guys are using what's known as decorum. That's
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  Speaker 1: the word here. They're saying the quiet part out loud,
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  Speaker 1: but they're whispering the quiet part out loud here and
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  Speaker 1: say with me now the old word over rated, over rated, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: without saying over and over eted doesn't mean bad. It
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  Speaker 1: just means not as good as people think you are.
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  Speaker 1: But Shoulder Sanders ultimately, and this is what the draft
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  Speaker 1: is all about. Now, the first round of the draft. Now,
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  Speaker 1: after you get through the first and maybe even part
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  Speaker 1: of the second round of the draft, after that, it's
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  Speaker 1: a meritocracy. But the top of the draft, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of it is who's got the best marketing person, And
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  Speaker 1: it's Shoulder Sanders riding the Amtrak and he's in the
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  Speaker 1: locomotive on the the hype train. He's on the hype train,
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  Speaker 1: and it's the aura, it's the glitz, it's the glamour,
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  Speaker 1: it's the Rasmataz.
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  Speaker 2: All of that. Marketing is a.
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  Speaker 1: Battle of what. It's a battle of perceptions, not products.
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  Speaker 1: It's not about the product, it's about the perception of
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  Speaker 1: the product. And the NFL Draft at the very top
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  Speaker 1: is more about perception than reality. And the perception that
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  Speaker 1: you can sell should Sanders, that you can take him
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  Speaker 1: in a top five pick, and you can sell him
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  Speaker 1: because of the bloodlines with Dion Sanders and all that. Now, meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: there is a mini brew haha developing and it involves
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  Speaker 1: in Rappaport, the NFL information person for state sponsored NFL media,
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  Speaker 1: who is getting absolutely roasted over an open fire over
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  Speaker 1: a social media post recently about Shadur Sanders skipping the
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  Speaker 1: combine at least the throwing portion of the.
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  Speaker 2: Combine this week.
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  Speaker 1: No bueno, nobueno on that not taking part in that
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  Speaker 1: one at all. So rap report posted that Colorado quarterback
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  Speaker 1: and potential topic Shadur Sanders plans to focus on his
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  Speaker 1: interviews right, full interviews with teams at the NFL Scouting Combine,
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  Speaker 1: helping them.
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  Speaker 2: Continue to learn him as a person.
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  Speaker 1: He'll allow his four years of film to speak loudly
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  Speaker 1: and then throw at his pro day with four draftable
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  Speaker 1: CU wide receivers. Close quote, So, why does that look
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  Speaker 1: so bad? Why does it sound so bad? What's that
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  Speaker 1: all about? What it reads and sounds like it was
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  Speaker 1: written by a publicity person for Shadur Sanders, the kind
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  Speaker 1: of thing that was just sent copied and pasted and
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  Speaker 1: sent out by Ian Rappaport from an agent or marketing person.
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  Speaker 1: Then we don't know for sure whether that happened. It's
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  Speaker 1: more likely than not that it did actually happen because
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  Speaker 1: there's not an ounce of integrity in that. It's, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is great, you know, he's he's gonna let the
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  Speaker 1: film speak for itself.
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  Speaker 2: And you know he's gonna learn learn him as a person, Like,
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  Speaker 2: what is that about bull crap? It's absolutely bull crap.
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  Speaker 1: As maneuvers what that is. And we know this happens regularly.
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  Speaker 1: Most famously, you remember a couple of years ago, Adam
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  Speaker 1: Schefter got caught with his pants down and there was
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  Speaker 1: an email chain in which Schefter was just repackaging commentary
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  Speaker 1: from an NFL executive. Bruce Allen in fact called him
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  Speaker 1: mister editor, called him mister editor, which was very awkward,
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  Speaker 1: very awkward.
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  Speaker 2: But the NFL, it's quid pro quo.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So if you're Ian Rapper, we're not saying this
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  Speaker 1: happen at one hundred percent, but you know, in a
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  Speaker 1: world than a dimension of the multiverse, if you're in
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  Speaker 1: Rapaport or the NFL insider guy and you send out
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  Speaker 1: and they had the lead. But I can't it's a
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: regular season NBA game. Very rarely do I talk about
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: an NBA regular season game. As you know, we play
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: the hits here. That's not a hit. Shane in Des
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Moines says, I am shocked the opening monologue didn't cover
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: the eleven runs the Mariners scored in the Cactus League.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe that an hour nine, Yes, Shane, If I ever
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: do a malar monologue about a Cactus League game involving
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: the Seattle Mariners. Just take the microphone away from me
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: and the headphones and send me to some kind of
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: looney bin.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Just send me away and that's it.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that Just get me out of there, please, Supermarket
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Steve writes in the great thing about Supermarkeut Steve is
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: he thinks whatever audio he consumes, everyone else consumes the
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: same audio. It's fascinating. He thinks the whole world is
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: like doing the same thing he's doing, which is I
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: just like find that hilarious, he says after a weekend.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: The first monologue is about a media hype QB refusing
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: to throw at the combine and using a plant in
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: the media to do his bidding.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: He says, I damn near fell asleep at the wheel.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I hope your next monologues are more interesting, or I
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: might pass out on the progresso again. Well, my goal, Steve,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: is to do as boring a monologue as I can.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I want you to literally pass out and just fall asleep.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: That is the dream right there. I want you to
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: get half an hour of sleep during the mal of monologue.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: And and by the way, that's a self admission. I
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: believe that's a confessional by super Market Steve that he
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: was not locked in at the beginning of the hour
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: because that Mallard monologue. Yeah, he just he just outed himself.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: He just stepped out of the closet, super market Steve
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: stepped out.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Of the closet.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: That monologue was about Michaeh Parson's dummy, You suck.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: That was a t You tune in it to tail in.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: You're a tail in listener, you did not.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: We covered all all about Micah Parsons and it was
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: justin talking at the very end the fine, Well two
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: and a half minutes, we're about Shadur Sanders, and this
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: dope has the hutzpah to try to call me out
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: when that loser wasn't even listening the entire monologue. It's embarrassing.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: It's absolutely embarrassing. Now, king Ry writes in he says,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Shadur Sanders sounds like a car salesman. He knows the
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: car he is selling is a jaloppee. But with these
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: smooth talking and good looks, he can convince anyone to
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: buy in, anyone to buy in. Absolutely all right, we'll
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: take some calls here. It is a call in show.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: And who do we have her? Eeny Meeny miny moe.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Pick a caller by their name. By the way, you
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: can't hit us up on X if you want, we'll
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: we read a lot of those comments throughout.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: The night at Ben Maler.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Andre, who's in the Commonwealth and
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: almost always the leadoff hitter. Very rarely is Andre not
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: the leadoff hitter. Hello, Andre, welcome and is dog Willis.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: Yes, Hello, Ben, good to be with you or Willis year.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: I'm not sure if he's going to be as spirited
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: because he has received his snacker rouse, which generally puts
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: him a in a better mood. But he's with us.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: I want to talk yeah, Michael Parsons in the situation
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: in Dallas and whether they're going to be a dysfunctional
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: organization going forward. We all know the answer to that question.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: It's a resounding yet because Sherry remains at the you know,
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: leading the organization. But with Justin Tucker, I do have
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: to see say excuse me, Ben. As this situation develops
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: and evolved and more and more people come out of
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: the woodwork, I don't know if he's going to be
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: in the NFL for much longer. And I have to
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: say that even though he's a kicker on my fantasy team,
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: didn't do him any favors, you know, down the stretch,
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: you know he was not in his day game. But
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: that's not the point, you know. I just feel if
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: he's not at the top of his game as a kicker,
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: and it becomes more and more and more allegations, and
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: you know, Baltimore Ravens, you're already back up against the wall.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: You gotta get a championship for Lamar Jackson. You know
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: it could be a ray right, Well, he's gonna be.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: He's gonna be thirty six by the early part of
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: the next NFL season.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: And unlike it's.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Atten to Sean Watson would have been out of the NFL.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: If he hadn't gotten the guaranteed money, he would have
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: been out of the NFL.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: That thing he was traded.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: And then they signed him, and it was like it
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: was bad, but I don't think they realized the depths
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: of despair and they still, well, the Browns were so
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: desperate they signed him, and what a disaster that has been.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: He's gonna miss all of.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five and will likely never play another game
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: in the NFL.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: DeShawn Watson.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: But in Deshaun Watson's case and his issue is notwithstanding
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: if those things arise again, he might say out of
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: the league. But the value of a quarterback, even a
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: backup quarterback versus a punter, we don't have backup punters
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: in the NFL. So with Justin Tucker, you know, it's
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: a little bit unfoord. You know for me, hey, you know,
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: you know, you seem to be a stand up guy,
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: and you know things are going. But now that this
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: situation has come, come to fruition and it's escalating and growing.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: My bet is you know he's out of the NFL
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: in under two years.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Under two years?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: See how about never even never kick again.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: In the NFL. How about that done? That's it, Stick
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: a fork in him, take him out of the oven.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: Done, point taking bed. But teams do knee kickers. So
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: I give him one year. Some team take a chance
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: on them, bring him in based on the reputation. But
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: the more and more as the headache groves. You know
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: for me and willis Justin Tucker, get your act together
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: and start getting ready for your second act after football,
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: because it's standing for not so long right now. Thanks
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: taking a call.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: There you go, all right, there's Andrey where he goes?
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Only you knows. Nick, the Wendy's guy writes, and he says, Ben,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: you're like the John Cena of radio.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: We can't see you.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Well you can. There's a YouTube channel and there's cameras
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: in here. There's bright lights, so you can't actually see me.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you'd want to see me, but
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: you can see me if you're into that kind of thing,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: and check it out. So what's old is new again?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: What's old is new again? So the story that came
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: out a couple of weeks ago prior to Super Bowl
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: fifty nine, but for some odd reason, I guess it's
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: a lack of content. The story, like a boomerang, came
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: back around. I didn't get a lot of attention when
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: it was first tossed out. It involves the Philadelphia Eagles
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and whether or not they will visit the White House.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Remember this was a big story back the first Trump presidency,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: whether or not teams would go to the White House
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: or not. Most teams did not, some did, but most
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: did not. Well, now the story has been repackaged here
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: from the tabloids in London. They claimed discussions between Philadelphia
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Eagle players and the front office have already taken place.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: They actually happened prior to the Super Bowl, and now
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: they will not be visiting a White House to be
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: celebrated with cheeseburgers for winning the championship. The President was
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: at the Super Bowl, Donald Trump, and he did pick
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Kansas City to win. And so the Eagles are not
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: going to go, but I'm willing to go. I have
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: to go check out the get VIP treatment at the
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: White House. I would go. And he sounds like fun man,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, have your ass kissed by a bunch of
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: political hacks.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: What's not to like about that?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Right? Come on now, sign me up for that. Who
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: didn't like that? And the NFL all matter at the
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: wins of change they're blowing. And the NFL realizing the
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: fugazi kickoff rule not working as planned in terms of
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: the on side kick and the fact that when you're behind,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: you're trying to come from behind the on side kick
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: is no bueno.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: And so Rich McKay, who he's a.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Big co chairman of some blue ribbon panel for the NFL,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: and a minute over the week, Rich McKay that the
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: NFL is attempting to find a compromise a solution to
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: the on sidekick, the lack of ability of teams to
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: attempt the on side kick. There's a committee because there's
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: nothing that reeks a bureaucracy more than a committee. But
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: the Committee of Special Teams coaches looking at adjusting the
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: recovery rate for onside kicks. The rate topped out at
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: thirteen point five percent, which is not good. So there's
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: a couple of plans which I actually like this because
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: they've newtered. They've taken the balls away from the onside kick,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: so they're considering a fourth and fifteen play or fourth
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: and twenty play instead of an on side kick. In
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: order for that to happen, there are thirty two teams
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: that vote. There's not thirty two owners because the Green
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Bay Packers are owned by the people, even though there's
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: a panel of executives that run the Packers anyway, So
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: they need twenty four votes, twenty four out of thirty
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: two votes. But wouldn't it be How exciting would it be?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I mean to me, be like a twelve out of ten.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: In the fourth quarter. Let's say the Chiefs are down
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: by ten points, they score touchdown, so they're down by three.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Mahomes gets the ball.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: One play, fourth and twenty, you convert the first down,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: you get the football possession.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: You don't obviously go to the other team. But how
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: great would that be?
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Be awesome, be amazing, And it would place more of
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: a value on those that there's already not a great
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: amount of value on the speed demon wide receivers that
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: can slice up defense.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: But it's all about the drama.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: And I would say from a drama standpoint, it doesn't
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: get much better better than that, because I'm now, of course,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I grew up with on side kicks where you could
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: absolutely just lay out a couple of players. If you're
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: the team kicking off trying to recover the onset kick,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: you could just absolutely level the other team and made
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: it interesting. But the you know, the wissification of the
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: NFL in the recent years and lawyers and all that,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: they can't do that, God forbid you go back to that.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: The NFL's got a lot of money to lose, so
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: they can't worry about that. So this will be a
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: nice happy medium, which depending on.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: What they actually end up doing.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's one thing to say, hey, fourth and
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: fifteen or fourth and twenty, But to see how it
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: actually plays out, because you know they're gonna have a
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: bunch of other stipulations and rules and all that, and.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Plus what happens if it's fourth and.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Twenty and then there's a defensive pass interference call and
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: it's automatic first down. Is that how that's gonna end?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know you're gonna have that layer, that
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: layer to the keke oh, let's go back to the phones.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Will say hello to eeny meenie miney mo. Let's go
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: to Blind Scott who is on the north end of Boston. Hello,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Blind Scott.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Welcome, Hey, what's going on?
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: Ben?
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: Yehe?
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: I was looking at the highlights from this preseason game.
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: You know, we're real popular in Florida. The show Like
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: there's a lot of people from Massachusetts. There was this
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: huge like exodus from Massachusetts. I don't know if you
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: knew about that, like in the past five years where
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: people they all went to Florida. So they ain't paying
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: taxes here anymore. So like Massachusetts has the tax shortage,
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: but like people talk about us on the beach of Florida,
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: so like they were some I met this woman from
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: the morning show likes from that guy tried Toucher and
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: she lives in Papado Beach and she asked me if
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: I ever got a golden ticket before, and she thought
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: that that had something to do with like, you know,
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: like you know what I'm talking about, like I can't
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: say on the radio. I got to clean it up
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: because there's a lot of kids, kids.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Listening right now, you know, Oh yeah, there's a lot.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, one thing kids love is to listen to
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: overnight talk radio, especially modern children. Yes, they love it. Yep.
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we still are. We still talk at four Nations
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: Classic number.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: No.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: No, we moved on from that. Now, we moved on
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: from that.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I was one night, now, remember that was the night
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: where I was asked over and over again by people.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: You don't talk you enough hockey, talk hockey. And then
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: I talked talking.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't talk hockey, You're not qualified to talk hockey.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: So that that losing crash. So I'm never talking hockey again.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Screw those people, they're all losers. Screw them, never again.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Will like talk hockey. You right about, you're a fan
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: of loser.
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: You're on National news in Canada. They're playing you like
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: you're saying there's no hype to it, So like I
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: get what you're saying because you say Canada one. So
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: once Canada won, there was no hype at all. But
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: Boston has been on the news so much. I mean,
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: have you have you been watching like just regular news.
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: You could just see it's like constant battle around here
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: and box right now. Not to clean it up for
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: the kids, you know, but I don't think it's safe
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: out there for blind people. You don't mean them out
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: there in the middle of it, like it's it's wicked, Dame.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Remember you got to stay in until the weather gets better.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I told you that because you're a slip on ice.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Don't wan to full And I gotta
• 33:02
  Speaker 8: be here for the show too. I know a little
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: bit about that massage. It's like blind people, they're in
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: the massage business. So what Justin Tucker is looking for?
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: You could pay one hundred and eighty bucks for like
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: twenty minutes in Canada.
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: It's legal.
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: Your Canadian cars will call it. In Montreal, like, I've
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: been looking to rent an apartment in Montreal that like
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: twelve hundred dollars a month. You can live right above
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: those places. I could work at one. The thing is
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: you make the money really fast. So like somebody comes in,
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: they pay for the hour, but they'll leave right after
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: twenty minutes. So you can get three clients and that's
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: good money, six hundred bucks in like one hour. So
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: like if he went, if Justin Tucker went to the
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: right massage person, they come right to your house. So
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: it blows my mind. These guys are so stupid you.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Could well, no, buddy, I would argue that the reason
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: that this is an issue is because some of these
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: women know who Justin Tucker is. I mean, I'm sure
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: this probably happens all the time and they don't know
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: who these dudes are.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: He's got some celebrity to him.
• 33:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like I'm sayingous, I'm a celebrity. I showed you
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: those emails like a high stake emails.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. You are a big time celebrity.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: And you've been kicked out of many schools.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: To have the blind.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which is odd to get kicked out of
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: a school for the blind. It's hard to do, but
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: you've managed to do it.
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: I reached out to Emmett Blind Gummt. We became friends again,
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: and now we're back together being him.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right, all.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Right, Well I'll go thank you. I'll wait for your
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: next go.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I gotta go. Thank you.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: There's a blind Scott checking in where he goes, only
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: he knows.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll call back again later, because that's usually
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: how that works.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Time now for the who am I?
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Game?
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: This is where I pretend to be somebody else.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: You can answer it on the X machine at Ben
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: malor So.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Who am I Game?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: So? The Ben Gals, Jamar Chase, the Lions, I'm on Ross,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Aint Brown and me are the only receivers to have
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: multiple one and fifty yard and two touchdown games during
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the twenty twenty four regular season. Again, Jamar Chase, I'm
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: on Ross, Aint Brown and me the only receivers to
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: have multiple one hundred and fifty plus yard two touchdown
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: games during the twenty twenty four NFL season.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Who Am I? The answer? We'll get to it. We'll
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: do it next.
• 35:10
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• 35:13
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• 35:16
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  Speaker 1: also says you can lock in the Ben Maler Show
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: podcast and the Fifth Our podcast as a preset on
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  Speaker 1: the iHeart app. That's not part of the copy though,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm not supposed to say that.
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  Speaker 2: Now, back to the show we go and Bill, you
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  Speaker 2: didn't didn't say my name again? It is the Ben.
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  Speaker 1: Mahlor Show as we roll on through the overnight time
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  Speaker 1: to pay off. The who am I Game is where
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  Speaker 1: we pretend to be somebody else's. We call it the
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  Speaker 1: who am I Game. Bengals white Out, Jamar Chase Lyons
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  Speaker 1: wide out on Ross, Saint Bertin and Me are the
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  Speaker 1: only receivers to have multiple one hundred and fifty yard
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  Speaker 1: two touchdown games during the twenty twenty four NFL season.
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  Speaker 1: That is the question. What is the answer? Fer Dog
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  Speaker 1: going with Willis. I guess they ran out of batteries.
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  Speaker 1: Ladd McConkey from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Blind Scott guessed
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  Speaker 1: by Malard prop guy.
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  Speaker 2: Who else do we have? Page down?
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  Speaker 1: Ravishing, Rick Rude Robin Vegas, Jerry Groat from mister Lego guy?
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  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Leah Remedy from I forty
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  Speaker 1: Ian led Zeppelin, Robert Plant of led Zeppelin from Shane
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  Speaker 1: in Des Moines. Brian Thomas Junior guest by Robin Minnesota,
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  Speaker 1: Corell buck Alter from Malibu. Ruben mister Irrigation going with
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  Speaker 1: Lance Alworth aka Bambi.
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  Speaker 2: Who else do you have? Page down?
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  Speaker 1: The Mayor of Philadelphia from Terry in England. Nick the
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  Speaker 1: Windys guy says he's going with Ceedee Lamb as his answer.
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  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down? Perito going with
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  Speaker 1: former New York Jets quarterback Dick Wood as his answer?
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  Speaker 1: Jack Snow guests by rich Richard Pryor from gil in
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  Speaker 1: San Diego. Slim tim A loyal minion in Cheeseheadland going
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  Speaker 1: with Minnesota Twins Legend Rusty Kountz as his answer. Make
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  Speaker 1: sure you say that properly. Else do we have page?
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  Speaker 1: Dan can't? I can't read that. Let's see here Mike
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  Speaker 1: and Dodge said, did you really just blow into the microphone? No,
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  Speaker 1: that would never happen. I'm a professional broadcasters wind obviously,
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  Speaker 1: Mike and Dodge, have you ever heard win before?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Lareena, what's the answer? Prince Albert? And I
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  Speaker 2: can Ben?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Prince Albert? Is that correct?
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  Speaker 1: And that is not correct? The correct answer? It's Drake London.
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  Speaker 1: That's Drake London, the Atlanta Falcons. Let's sello to Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: who's in Dallas. Hello, Jerry, welcome?
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  Speaker 8: Is this Bill Miller?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, this is Ben.
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  Speaker 1: Bill Miller is an AI generated voice Jerry, And I'm
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  Speaker 1: the host of the show. I'm the star of the show.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Ben. Bill Miller just does the ins
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  Speaker 1: and outs.
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  Speaker 7: Which one of you is the one that is always
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  Speaker 7: incessantly and really crashly bad mouth and my cowboys?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's Ben. Yeah, that's me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Jerry, can you can you talk about circumcising a mosquito?
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  Speaker 7: Well, listen, I'm not going to answer questions like that
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  Speaker 7: from you. I'll answer them from the fans. Now you're
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  Speaker 7: going to ask me the right questions or I can
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  Speaker 7: get somebody in under wheel. But you know, listen, then,
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  Speaker 7: I don't care how late you talk into the night.
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  Speaker 7: You ain't gonna beat me to that glory hole in
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  Speaker 7: the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that is true.
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  Speaker 1: You're very quick, Jerry, your legendary when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: the glory.
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  Speaker 7: I want it. I want me some of it. I've
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  Speaker 7: had some of it, and it's glories. And I am
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  Speaker 7: tired of the constant criticism of my general manager skills.
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  Speaker 7: I brought three championships to Dallas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but nobody was alive when you did that.
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  Speaker 7: Well, it doesn't matter because I was. And i' let
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  Speaker 7: me tell you something. I am all We're all in.
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  Speaker 1: We're all in, Ben, Well, yeah, you're all in the glory. Hold, Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I'm all in on shoty. I took a
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  Speaker 7: shot on shoddy you and.
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  Speaker 2: What a perfect coaching. I am shoddy with the cowboy.
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  Speaker 1: I won't make some glory hill, all right, go for it.