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Full Show 12-8-25: My Wife is in Love with Her Ex · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Hey buddy, Hello, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: How was your weekend eventful? What'd you do?
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  Speaker 2: I helped my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: Go get some gifts for a friend, which turned into
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  Speaker 4: a creepy experience.
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  Speaker 5: And this needs to be a story. Write it down,
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  Speaker 5: we'll put it in our show.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, wait, tell me how it became a creepy experience.
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  Speaker 3: Just tell me now.
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  Speaker 2: The dude invited her to his house.
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  Speaker 3: What guy?
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  Speaker 4: The dude that we were she was buying the stuff from.
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  Speaker 4: He said, why don't you just come out?
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  Speaker 5: Where did you buy it from?
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  Speaker 2: A dude off of the Facebook marketplace?
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  Speaker 3: Those are the important details you gotta tell us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Facebook marketplace. And the dude said, why don't you
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  Speaker 2: just come to my house?
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  Speaker 3: And she said no, And then you said no yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And then he.
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  Speaker 2: Said do you have a boyfriend or a husband? And
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  Speaker 2: the dude engaged.
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  Speaker 5: What Yeah, So basically, you saved your girlfriend's life this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way i'd say it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you know this, but you're a
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  Speaker 3: But good morning, thank you for being here.
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  Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: A Berkeley student is going to jail for saving chickens
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  Speaker 5: from a slaughterhouse.
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  Speaker 5: She got a ninety day jail sentence for taking four
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  Speaker 5: chickens from a slaughterhouse in twenty twenty three. She was
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  Speaker 5: convicted of felony, conspiracy and three misdemeanors to coordinate saving
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  Speaker 5: chickens from a slaw.
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? I would do this yet ninety days.
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  Speaker 5: She has to go to jail for ninety days, and
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  Speaker 5: she still defended herself in court. She said, I will
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  Speaker 5: not apologize for taking sick neglected animals to get medical care,
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  Speaker 5: and then she named the chickens, Poppy ivy Aster and
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  Speaker 5: oh yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: That's why she got slop, so she named them.
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  Speaker 3: What you doing dropping off?
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  Speaker 5: for this.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't realize this was a whole uproar. Like I
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  Speaker 3: literally was.
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  Speaker 5: Like going to the comments to be like, Oh, everybody
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  Speaker 5: was gonna say how cute, good for you for moving
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  Speaker 5: on from your divorce all these things. Nope, everybody's like,
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  Speaker 5: I hate you for hating him, liking him.
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  Speaker 2: No one cares.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a whole deal.
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  Speaker 5: The number one gift this year that Americans want, can
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  Speaker 1: Please?
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  Speaker 3: It's cash?
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, what people of fifty eight percent of people
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  Speaker 3: no message cash app later. No, everybody really does want cash.
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  Speaker 5: season checks their bank account at least once a day,
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  Speaker 5: so I'm coming in at two and three times a day,
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  Speaker 5: which is what about?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, honest, I'm scared to look at back.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Robert. What's your issue for ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 9: Hey, good morning. My issue is my wife called another
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  Speaker 9: man the love of her life.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, that's why we do ask Alabama. We try
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  Speaker 3: Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 5: Why did your wife call another man the love of
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  Speaker 5: her life?
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  Speaker 10: Well, my wife and I've been together for over a decade, okay,
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  Speaker 10: and I knew about her REX, but she always brushed
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  Speaker 10: it off, like it just didn't work out and then
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  Speaker 10: he was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: All that.
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  Speaker 10: Well, the other day I had to use her computer
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  Speaker 10: for work.
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  Speaker 9: I had a meeting and I couldn't get mine to work.
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  Speaker 9: And when I was on her computer, I noticed that
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  Speaker 9: she had.
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  Speaker 3: A document open.
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  Speaker 9: Looking at it, it was like a memoir that she's
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  Speaker 9: writing about her life. And I didn't mean to snoop,
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  Speaker 9: but I mean I started reading it and I got
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  Speaker 9: hooked until I.
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  Speaker 10: Got to the part about her ex. I know, yeah,
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  Speaker 10: and apparently the story she told me was way different.
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  Speaker 5: What did she write about her ex in this memoir?
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  Speaker 9: She called him the smartest person she'd ever met. She
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  Speaker 9: said talking to him was effortless. She made it sound
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  Speaker 9: like what they had was like rare or special, and
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  Speaker 9: that she never felt that way with anyone else before.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: And then when she started describing him physically and not
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  Speaker 9: just he was handsome, but literally, like every detail, like
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  Speaker 9: his face, his nose, his smile, his dimples, she called
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  Speaker 9: him the most beautiful man she'd ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, the way she writes about him sounds like she's
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  Speaker 9: still in love with him. And she spent like seven
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  Speaker 9: several pages talking about how wonderful.
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  Speaker 7: This man is.
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  Speaker 2: Did see too many pages.
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  Speaker 3: About you? Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: So and then she gets to me and she wrote
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  Speaker 9: that I'm dependable and that we never fight, and I'm
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  Speaker 9: exactly the kind of man she pictured as a good husband.
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  Speaker 9: She said a lot of nice things, but none of
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  Speaker 9: it like had that intensity about this other time.
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  Speaker 1: So also he.
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  Speaker 9: Got pages and I got like two terribles.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, have you said anything to her yet?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 10: I haven't.
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  Speaker 2: And it's been like it's been a minute too.
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  Speaker 9: This has been like a week or so. I didn't
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  Speaker 9: want to say anything because it's, you know, obviously invaded
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  Speaker 9: her privacy. But it's been eat at me and I'm
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  Speaker 9: like jealous now, Like every time I think of it
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  Speaker 9: makes me upset.
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  Speaker 5: You know, Producer Blake, what what would you do?
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  Speaker 3: Would you be upset?
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  Speaker 2: This girl is cheating?
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  Speaker 3: This is like, no, it's nice.
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  Speaker 2: This lady is insane.
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  Speaker 3: She wrote a memoir about her.
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  Speaker 2: Life, fuss I love my husband.
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  Speaker 4: This man has given me a fire that I haven't
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  Speaker 4: filled in years.
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  Speaker 2: There's a big difference. There is the two different world.
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  Speaker 3: But you have been together, Robert. You've been together for
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  Speaker 3: what over ten years?
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  Speaker 10: Over?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like fourteen years.
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  Speaker 5: Of course she's gonna romanticize when she's writing about the
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  Speaker 5: person she hasn't been around ten years ago, because she
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  Speaker 5: doesn't do the everyday life stuff with him like she
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  Speaker 5: does with you, like cleaning the toilet, washing the dishes,
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  Speaker 5: cooking dinner.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think, because she.
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  Speaker 5: Wrote in her memoir that that means she's still in
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  Speaker 5: love with him.
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  Speaker 3: I really just.
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  Speaker 5: Think maybe she just I don't know, maybe she had
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  Speaker 5: some wine and got on a kick and was like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna make this sound like a romance novel.
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  Speaker 9: They were together for four years, and he got four pages.
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  Speaker 10: We did together for fourteen years, and I've got three paragraphs.
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  Speaker 5: Because she's mad at you, because she just cleaned the
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  Speaker 5: toilet after you used it the other day.
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  Speaker 3: Call the show, let's get some advice for you. I
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  Speaker 3: don't think it's a big deal. I think we we
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  Speaker 3: our brains are just a little different. I don't think
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  Speaker 3: that it's not cheating. I don't think she's in love.
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  Speaker 5: I think she just is romanticizing a time of her life.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 5: Robert found his wife's memoir in her laptop. She wrote
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  Speaker 5: four pages about her ex describing how great he is.
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  Speaker 5: She wrote two paragraphs about Robert, talking about how dependable
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  Speaker 5: he is, and.
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  Speaker 3: Now he is upset about it.
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  Speaker 5: Called the show eight three three five o one Bama
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  Speaker 7: What do you think, Hey, yeah, that that needs to
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  Speaker 7: trade that chick hand?
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  Speaker 3: What's your name.
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  Speaker 7: On a whole different model?
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  Speaker 2: Different make model baby?
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  Speaker 3: He needs a merry, younger woman.
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  Speaker 7: If that woman can put in that memoir, what in
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  Speaker 7: the world if that dude did wrong, how big of
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  Speaker 7: a peace she was for it? Dan, how of a
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  Speaker 7: hose she was?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you for calling. Hey, Look, have a good day.
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  Speaker 3: Go do some yoga.
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  Speaker 3: call the show. Good morning? Who's this?
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  Speaker 7: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: What do you think about Robert's wife writing him memoir
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  Speaker 5: and putting pages about her accent it?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I think it's absolutely gravity.
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  Speaker 2: Think about the shoes.
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  Speaker 1: On the other foot, you were absolutely class.
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  Speaker 8: But because it's a woman, it's okay, and it's cute.
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  Speaker 9: Like it's not a big girl.
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  Speaker 5: Never said it was cute, just said I don't think
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  Speaker 5: that she's still in love with them. I think she's
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  Speaker 5: romanticizing a time of her life where she wasn't cleaning
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  Speaker 5: the guy's dirty laundry and washing the toilet behind him.
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  Speaker 3: Totally different thing.
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  Speaker 1: Not you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would be like, what the heck is
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  Speaker 3: going on?
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  Speaker 10: Exactly?
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  Speaker 3: But also what.
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  Speaker 5: Guy sits and writes about his ex And if a
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  Speaker 5: guy was describing his ex how would a guy do it?
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  Speaker 5: You tell me about your ex, Well, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 7: If I was being another woman that I was with
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  Speaker 7: fourteen years, I would describe her as the most wonderful
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  Speaker 7: person ever or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm with you, I don't understand this whole problem.
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  Speaker 7: For it absolutely I would tell.
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  Speaker 1: You about my ex while respecting my current partner.
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  Speaker 5: I think what we all have learned from today is
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  Speaker 3: So are you ready for the trending searches?
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  Speaker 3: Charlie Kirk, K Pop, Demon Hunters.
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  Speaker 2: And La Booboo.
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  Speaker 5: in prison.
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  Speaker 2: His hate for people is so funny, so that did he.
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  Speaker 3: Would see it. This is crazy. I watched it over
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  Speaker 3: the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: There's never before seen footage of days before his arrest
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  Speaker 5: talking about the legal troubles. There's a lot of people
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  Speaker 5: in the documentary that were really close to him for
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  Speaker 5: years talking about the messed up stuff.
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  Speaker 3: That he did. Combs' legal team.
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  Speaker 5: Did send Netflix a cease and desist, and Netflix has
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  Speaker 5: necessary rights for it because it's video and hop like
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  Speaker 5: it's somebody close to Diddy that was videotaping him in
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  Speaker 5: the hotel. He knew he was going to get arrested,
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  Speaker 5: and it's on the Netflix documentary.
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  Speaker 3: It's causing so much drama.
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  Speaker 5: Diddy's mom, she's mad about the documentary, like this whole.
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  Speaker 6: Thing, it's Diddy did he did it himself?
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  Speaker 3: He did?
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  Speaker 5: But did he also, according to this documentary, holds grudges,
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  Speaker 5: So I don't want to see what happens when he
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  Speaker 5: gets out of prison. It's gonna be crazy. Good luck
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  Speaker 5: fifty and some of the people in it. Anyway, it's
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  Speaker 5: still on Netflix. They haven't taken it down, so I'd
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  Speaker 5: go watch it before they do with all this legal drama.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine going to the thrift store and finding two thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 5: A lady went to the thrift store, bought a piggy
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  Speaker 5: bank and found two thousand dollars in it.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, it sounds like there's something in it. And when
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  Speaker 1: I was in the store, i opened it up. I
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  Speaker 1: see all these plastic baggies in there, but I didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to open it in the store.
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  Speaker 7: What they're like tied together?
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  Speaker 3: No freaking way like shaking right now, that's not plastic.
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  Speaker 3: It's wads of money. There's more in there. Oh good god,
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  Speaker 3: here's all the money. It's two twenty eight dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, I'm going to the thrift story to look for piggybangs.
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  Speaker 2: Now there's so.
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  Speaker 4: Many variables to this, like it could be bad money,
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  Speaker 4: but also now it's her money.
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  Speaker 5: So I guess that that is the good news story
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  Speaker 5: for today.
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  Speaker 3: Call the show if you have good news. Eight three
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  Speaker 3: three five oh one. Bama, Come, you were.
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  Speaker 1: Listening to the Alabama Show on de Man.
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  Speaker 3: What's your unreasonable fear? Do you have one?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah one? Sharks and needles?
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  Speaker 5: That's too anyway, Thanks for colling, Thanks for listening to
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  Speaker 5: the show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Alabama with producer Blake. Because listen to what I
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  Speaker 3: found out that there is one thing that I'm not
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  Speaker 3: good at.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I went to this Christmas cave, like this magical
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  Speaker 6: underground cave. Okay, yeah, and you go underground and you
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  Speaker 6: walk through the cave and they have Christmas lights and
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  Speaker 6: you walk through. It's like a mile under the cave
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  Speaker 6: and there's a grinchy.
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  Speaker 3: And it is It is amazing. It is very cool.
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  Speaker 5: But I forgot until like when I had to walk
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  Speaker 5: through the tight spaces that I'm claustrophobic and I'm a
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  Speaker 5: little bit And there was one wall on part of
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  Speaker 5: the cave that was a rock wall where the rocks had.
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  Speaker 3: Fallen in, and there was a sign that said don't.
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  Speaker 2: Touch the rock wall.
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  Speaker 5: And these little kids came running through when they were
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  Speaker 5: touching everything, and I was like, she's gonna touch the
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  Speaker 5: rock wall and we're all gonna die.
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  Speaker 2: Did you you freaked out that hard over kids being kids.
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  Speaker 3: In a cave? Yeah? Because then there was another corner
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  Speaker 3: that you turn around.
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  Speaker 5: Because you go in and then you just turn around
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  Speaker 5: and go back out, and the same people are coming
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  Speaker 5: in while you're going out, and there's a set of
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  Speaker 5: stairs that are a tight fit, so you have to
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  Speaker 5: wait and let people down before you go up. And
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  Speaker 5: I had to wait for a minute, and we were
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  Speaker 5: in this tight space and I felt.
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  Speaker 3: The walls close, and I was like, oh my.
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  Speaker 5: God, if there's a stampedge right now, or if we
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  Speaker 5: need to get out in a hurry.
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  Speaker 3: Like we'll all be stuck on this still. I started.
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  Speaker 5: I started hyperventilating at one point, just a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: And then I got out.
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  Speaker 2: The Christmas lights made it better.
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  Speaker 3: Once I got to the big part of the cave,
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  Speaker 3: I was good.
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  Speaker 5: But in those tight spaces, I remembered I'm claustrophobic, and
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  Speaker 5: I do not do.
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  Speaker 3: Well in type spaces at all.
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  Speaker 4: For a woman that could be mauled by any of
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  Speaker 4: her dogs that way three times her size, you've just all.
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  Speaker 2: In fierce their dogs three times your size, and you go, oh, no,
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  Speaker 2: a rock, what.
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  Speaker 3: Do you mean? I don't like it. I can't breathe.
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  Speaker 5: I go into panic attacks tight spaces, like when you
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  Speaker 5: go to a haunted house and they have a fake
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  Speaker 5: coffin and you can lay in it.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, all of.
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  Speaker 4: Your animals could sit on you in way more than
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  Speaker 4: the rocks could.
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  Speaker 9: I tell you you're worried about a name pebble at,
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  Speaker 9: I'm under the ground, don't.
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  Speaker 2: Care how big you say that wrong. Is that dog? Ways?
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  Speaker 7: More?
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  Speaker 3: One earthquake and I'm crushed you.
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  Speaker 2: Some spokesman for a bad commercial. Call the show.
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  Speaker 3: Eight three three five by one BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 2: What's your unreasonable fear?
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  Speaker 5: That's eight three three five by one two two six two.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama show on what was
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  Speaker 1: your So you.
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  Speaker 3: Have an irrational fear? What's your irrational fear?
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  Speaker 4: Producer, Blake, uh, spontaneous human combustion?
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  Speaker 2: What spontaneous human com.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just telling you I have a fear of spontaneous stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Movie or comic book or video game? Did you get
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  Speaker 3: that from?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's actually happened wait times in.
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  Speaker 4: History, and it's it's only been like a one hundred
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  Speaker 4: or up to two hundred cases ever.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm afraid that's gonna happen to me.
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  Speaker 4: Could happen, So there's a lot of variables.
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  Speaker 5: Call this shadow. What's your weird irrational fear? Eight three
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  Speaker 5: three five oh one BAMA is the number. I don't
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  Speaker 5: like driving over bridges, like bridges or I will stress out?
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  Speaker 3: Call the show, what's your unreasonable fear? Eight three three
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  Speaker 3: five oh one Bama? Rebecca, good morning? What's your irrational fear.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, it's bridges as well.
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  Speaker 3: Girl.
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  Speaker 5: Look seriously, every time you drive over a bridge, do
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  Speaker 5: your butt cheeks clench up because mind?
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  Speaker 7: Yes? Yes?
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  Speaker 5: And are you like and if there's a car come
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  Speaker 5: in the opposite direction?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm even more stressed out. Oh I know.
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  Speaker 7: Both hands on this hearing wheel like air to death.
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  Speaker 5: Is it worse if you're driving or if you're in
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  Speaker 5: the passenger.
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  Speaker 7: Seat, It's worse if I'm driving.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, girl, Well, uh, more power to you. I feel
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  Speaker 3: you on that.
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  Speaker 7: We're going to We go to the beach every year
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  Speaker 7: in September for my daughter's birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Driving over the ocean, I don't think so, Tim.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, pad is awful. So my husband has to say
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  Speaker 7: the driving, Oh God, thank you for calling? All right,
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  Speaker 7: thank you?
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  Speaker 1: By the Alabama that's free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 5: Eight thirty five I one BEMA is the number to
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  Speaker 5: call the show Amber, Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: What's your irrational fear?
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  Speaker 8: So I have to, but I'll talk about one specifically, roaches.
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  Speaker 8: I know people are afraid of them, but mine is
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  Speaker 8: just an irrational.
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  Speaker 7: Fear of roaches.
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  Speaker 8: And the second one would be like bodies of water.
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  Speaker 8: Now I had this thing happened to me. My husband
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  Speaker 8: and I run a road trip to a place about
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  Speaker 8: an hour away from where we live.
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  Speaker 3: Huh, And all of a.
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  Speaker 8: Sudden I realized that there was a man made lake
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  Speaker 8: coming up on the left side. I didn't realize it
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  Speaker 8: was there. And as soon as I did, I was
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  Speaker 8: I turn to my husband because I was driving. I
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  Speaker 8: was like, is that some lake. He's like, nope, nope,
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  Speaker 8: keep driving, And as I just kept driving, I was like,
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  Speaker 8: that is a freaking lake.
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  Speaker 3: And I started crying and creating. It's not funny.
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  Speaker 7: No idea why I have that fear?
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  Speaker 3: Do you go on boats? Have you been on a boat?
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  Speaker 8: I have before, and it's during the day, and I
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  Speaker 8: had to take practically a sedative.
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  Speaker 2: And it was okay.
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  Speaker 8: But I live in a place where it's all beach,
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  Speaker 8: no water. I live in a desert, so maybe that's
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  Speaker 8: why that's so wild.
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  Speaker 5: But so you're not going on a cruise anytime soon?
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  Speaker 8: Oh heck no, I don't know. The time we were
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  Speaker 8: in San Antonio going like by Corpus Christy and we
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  Speaker 8: were going over a bridge now as it is, I
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  Speaker 8: started freaking out, but that was the only way we
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  Speaker 8: could get where we're going, and I pulled him slow
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  Speaker 8: down because it's seeding, and I you were going to
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  Speaker 8: get pulled over. That's where we got pulled over. Over
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  Speaker 8: the water over the bridge. Job was coming up to
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  Speaker 8: the window and I was just looking down at the water,
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  Speaker 8: trying not to act funny. Before the compstone, I was
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  Speaker 8: on something or something.
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  Speaker 5: This one's going to freak you out more too, because
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  Speaker 5: I didn't like this.
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  Speaker 3: I lived in Virginia.
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  Speaker 5: Beach for a short time and it's right on the ocean.
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  Speaker 5: I had to drive in tunnels that went under the ocean.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, no exist, yes, And sometimes traffic would
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  Speaker 5: get backed up and you would be stuck in traffic
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  Speaker 5: sitting under the tunnel.
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  Speaker 8: No, no, no, I'm getting anxious to sing.
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  Speaker 2: I love that.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 2: I could go.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta go google spontaneous combustion now that you've
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  Speaker 5: told me.
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  Speaker 3: But that's Producer Blake's rational fear. And I didn't know
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  Speaker 3: it was mine, but now it's mine too.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the world of Producer Blake's mond.
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